We're No Doctors

By Steve Agee, Busy Philipps, Starburns Audio

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Meet Steve and Busy, two neurotic, hypochondriac actors who’ve decided to host a podcast about health and medicine. Join them on a weekly journey to unload their health issues, obsessions and opinions.

Episode Date
48: Daddy, I Just Sniffled
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Busy is gone and no guest means one thing: LISTENER EMAILS! Steve also complains about his back and teeth problems (shocker).
Aug 09, 2018
47: Ancient Ache (with Brian Huskey)
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This week Steve (no Busy, duh) is joined by actor, Brian Huskey (Mr. Neighbor’s House, Another Period, Veep) to talk about his nightmare kidney stone incident.
Aug 02, 2018
46: The Return of Busy
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Busy is back with a phone call from the hospital after a fall in the street leaves her with a banged up knee, plus Steve takes some more listener emails.
Jul 26, 2018
45: Both of My Jaws Hurt.
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Steve is without Busy (obviously) and sits down to answer some more listener emails.
Jul 19, 2018
44: The Vomit Reflex (with David and Eve Dastmalchian)
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David Dastmalchian (Ant-Man, The Dark Knight, Blade Runner 2049) is back, along with his wife, artist, Eve Dastmalchian, to talk about a condition she has that causes her to pass out and go into seizures whenever she vomits. Hold on to your hats, folks!
Jul 12, 2018
43: Meditation (with Théo Burkhardt)
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Steve sits down with his meditation teacher, Théo Burkhardt, to discuss the practice and benefits of mediation.
Jul 05, 2018
42: I’m Gonna Sh*t on the Streets of Bangkok (with Alexis Novak)
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Steve is joined by yoga instructor, comedy writer and co-host of the “We’re Starting a Cult” podcast, Alexis Novak. Topics covered: yoga, cults and much more.
Jun 28, 2018
41: Penis Heart (with Sean Watkins)
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Musician Sean Watkins (Nickel Creek, The Watkins Family Hour) joins Steve to talk about his heart palpitations and subsequent cardiac ablation procedure to fix it.
Jun 14, 2018
40: More Viewer Emails
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Steve almost interviews Adam Goldberg, but fate had other plans. So here Steve reply to some more of your emails. Adam, however, has rescheduled, so stay tuned!
Jun 07, 2018
39: Mr. Belvedere Sat on His Balls (with Greg Behrendt and Amira Ruotola)
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Greg Behrendt and Amira Ruotola from the ‘Maybe It’s You’ podcast join Steve to talk about Greg’s cancer, vape art, whether or not women like testicles and much more.
May 31, 2018
38: Tricky Sinuses
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Busy is finally back to talk about her sinus surgery, new talk show and much more.
May 24, 2018
37: The Beautiful Gore of Birth (with David Dastmalchian )
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Steve calls friend and actor David Dastmalchian (The Dark Knight, Ant-Man, Blade Runner 2049) to talk chiropractors, strawberry picking, birth and much more.
May 17, 2018
36: Another Solo Episode
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Steve is still by himself and talks about his road trip to watch NASA launch a rocket, a recent esophageal spasm, listener emails and of course sinus stuff.
May 10, 2018
35: Genie Crisis
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Steve is by himself today to talk about root canals, vertigo, a listener email about death and of course Busy’s new talk show.
May 03, 2018
34: Kodokushi
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Busy and Steve are back in the same room and talk about Busy’s decision to go through with sinus surgery, dying alone while your body goes undiscovered for months, Coachella, bee allergies and more.
Apr 26, 2018
Itchy Lung
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Busy is out of town promoting “I Feel Pretty” so Steve sits down, solo style, to talk about his most recent flu/illness and then reads some listener emails.
Apr 12, 2018
Cancer
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While Busy is on vacation with the family, Steve calls Mad Magazine editor, comedian and two time cancer survivor, Dan Telfer.
Mar 29, 2018
Welders, Models and Actresses
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Steve discusses the results of his nuclear stress test and Busy walks us through her Photo Keratitis.
Mar 22, 2018
An Episode of Unusual Bleeding
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Steve phones Busy to talk about her “extended period” and his nuclear stress test. Other topics include tampons, Broadway audience members having heart attacks, the best way to die, dead friend’s social networking accounts and much more.
Mar 15, 2018
Thyroid Update
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Steve and Busy are back together to talk about Busy’s thyroid, fat freezing, cholesterol and more.
Mar 08, 2018
I’m Not A Wing-Walker (a solo episode)
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Steve is back on his own, as Busy continues to finish her book. He talks about his recent travels, altitude inducing asthma, omega-3 fish oils and eye-floaters.
Mar 01, 2018
Raze: To Completely Destroy!
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Steve calls Busy who’s at home sick. Topics include Busy’s thyroid, Valentines Day, Emotional Support Pets and much more.
Feb 15, 2018
Another Solosode
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As Busy is writing her fingers to the bone trying to beat a deadline, Steve sits down with some more listener emails.
Feb 08, 2018
I Crave Hot Dogs When I’m Sick
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Steve and Busy sit down with writer, Kelly Oxford to talk about migraines, CBD and much more.
Feb 01, 2018
Live from SF Sketchfest
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Janeane Garofalo joins Busy on stage in San Francisco for the first live episode, while a sick Steve briefly Skypes in from Los Angeles.
Jan 25, 2018
White Teeth
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Still on the mend, Steve talks with Busy (fresh off her live episode w/ Janeane Garofalo) about her recent teeth whitening and his his bout with bronchitis.
Jan 18, 2018
A RAINBOW!
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Steve calls Busy as she preps for her colonoscopy.
Jan 11, 2018
New Year Solosode
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As Busy recovers from an exhausting holiday season, Steve sits down to talk about his new bidet, shoulder injury and answers a viewer email about anxiety.
Jan 04, 2018
A Holiday Solosode
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With Busy on vacation out of the country, Steve answers some more listener emails
Dec 21, 2017
The Fissure Queen
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Busy and Steve do a phone in episode while Steve is on set. A lot has happened in two weeks!
Dec 14, 2017
Depression
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Actor/writer/comedian Andy Richter (Conan) joins Steve and Busy to discuss depression.
Nov 30, 2017
The Big Sick
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Writer Emily Gordon (The Big Sick) tells Steve and Busy about her real life story that was the basis for this years outstanding film, “The Big Sick.”
Nov 16, 2017
F.A.S.T.
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Actor / musician Rob Benedict (Supernatural, Louden Swain) joins Steve and Busy to talk about the stroke he suffered in 2013. For more information on this subject please visit www.strokeassociation.org
Nov 09, 2017
Episolo
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Busy was busy this week, so rather than skip an episode, Steve answers some listener emails. Never fear, Busy will be back!
Nov 02, 2017
F*ck Sugar
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Comedian Dean Delray talks with Busy and Steve about being diagnosed with Diabetes and how he totally reversed it.
Oct 26, 2017
Pee on my Pancakes
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Car trouble, Rhabdomyolysis, crime scene cleaners, Tay-Sachs disease, crying and much more.
Oct 20, 2017
A Tight Frenulum
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Busy is a little under the weather, but not sick enough to stop her and Steve from touching on esophageal spasms, flu shots, the Whole 30 diet, body dysmorphia, amnesia and Steve’s broken crown.
Oct 12, 2017
Listener Mail
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Busy and Steve finally get around to answering some listener emails.
Oct 05, 2017
Why is there f*cking carpet in this bathroom?
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Steve and Busy discuss Steve’s kidney stones, dilaudid, magnesium, heart palpitations, charcoal and much more.
Sep 28, 2017
Diseased Gallbladder
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Busy’s friend Emily sits in to talk about their trip to Monte Carlo that ended with Emily in the E.R. with a diseased gallbladder and gallstones.
Sep 21, 2017
Ovarian Torsion
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A very special episode. Busy talks about her recent trip to the emergency room with ovarian torsion.
Sep 14, 2017
Broken Dicks
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Busy is back in Los Angeles! Her and Steve cover everything from black mold, microdosing, prescription addiction, the syphilis tsunami and a special cat-induced flood report by Busy’s daughter, Cricket.
Sep 07, 2017
The Niacin Flush
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Busy is in Boston, but distance didn’t stop her from talking with Steve about sinus infections, vertigo, tinnitus, going to the dentist and much more.
Aug 25, 2017
The Bloody Show
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Busy and Steve talk a little about spin class, LEKfit, acupuncture and a LOT about breastfeeding and childbirth.
Aug 17, 2017
H1N1
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Nicole Sullivan (MADtv, Black-ish) sits in with Busy and Steve to talk pills, laser skin treatments, acne, that one time she had the H1N1 virus and so much more!
Aug 10, 2017
This is Poop
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Steve and Busy get derailed right off the bat and spend the entire episode talking about Steve’s least favorite topic - poop.  Don’t miss an episode! Subscribe @ smarturl.it/nodoctors Like what you hear? Check out Obsessed with Joseph Scrimshaw @ hyperurl.co/obsessedwithjoseph Oh! Check out our survey @ smarturl.it/feralsurvey
Aug 03, 2017
A Tetanus Based Anxiety
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Busy’s husband, screenwriter, Marc Silverstein sits down to talk about his experience with human growth hormones. Other topics include tetanus, disembarkment syndrome, geographical tongue, rose picker’s disease, Steve’s temporary blindness and much, much more.
Jul 31, 2017
Dirt Dick Jones
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Steve and Busy discuss sinus infections, brain eating amoebas, placenta, acupuncture, dermatologists, hand foot and mouth disease, Busy’s claustrophobic MRI experience and much more.
Jul 28, 2017
Trailer
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Meet Steve and Busy, two neurotic, hypochondriac actors who’ve decided to host a podcast about health and medicine. Join them on a weekly journey to unload their health issues, obsessions and opinions.
Jul 20, 2017