Crying in My Car: A Podcast for Teachers

By Devin Siebold

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A weekly breath of fresh air to help teachers get through class without pulling their hair out or the hair of several students. Segments include Story Time, Teachers in the News Not Touching Kids, a weekly Top 5 and endless comedy from Comedian Devin Siebold and Co-host Mike Lee.

Episode Date
Tears of The Cowboys
47:04

Greg comes in hot off a loss from the Cowboys, Devin has beef with Mike over his thoughts on teacher work ethic, and Mike gives us a Teach the Teacher that just may be the end of Devin's winning streak. Teachers in the news has some great positive vibes, and we end on some takes on our comedy careers. 

Sep 16, 2020
Tears of The Cobra
45:26

The boys discuss Cobra Kai and Devin gives his experience breaking up fights in school. Greg makes a dash for the finish line on a Teach the Teacher, but can he even get out of the gates? Teachers in the news has Parents feeling shortchanged with hybrid classes. 

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Sep 09, 2020
Tears of A Dance Party
41:22

Devin wants to just dance and Mike is trying to keep baby in the corner. Not happening. Greg mounts a comeback on Teach the Teacher, but is it enough to pull off the win? A teacher discovers a genius mask hack. For your free week of The Great Courses Plus, visit thegreatcoursesplus.com/cimc

Sep 02, 2020
Tears of Home Schooling Services
50:49

Devin decides it is time to take matters into his own hands and open his own school at home for the kids... kind of. Mike discusses his possibly triumphant debut as a headlining comedian. Devin takes on the world of Virtual Reality, and Greg finally gets his redemption on Teach the Teacher. 

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Aug 26, 2020
Tears of Teacher Dating
48:35

A new dating service ad from a teacher doesn't go exactly to plan. For Teach the teacher, Mike takes a "bite" out of shark week trivia. Will Greg finally sail to a victory or will he be driven under by Devin's winning streak? We discuss the "rubber rooms" of NYC education, and Devin dives in to some gas station food regret. 

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Aug 18, 2020
Tears of Meditation 2020 Edition
48:39

It's that time again to bring ourselves back to center with a brand new meditation for teachers for the back to school 2020 classroom. A lightning round Teach the Teacher puts Greg in the hot seat. We discuss some teachers in the news that are fighting back against going to work during the pandemic. And some awesome businesses give back to the teacher wish lists. 

Aug 11, 2020
Tears of Only Fans
55:24

The podcast is back with some new intros, segments, and the same sarcasm you have come to expect. We talk about Greg's lack of planning to return a chair, Devin gives some insight for parents on school reopenings. We talk about the covid situation in schools in other countries and praise some hero teachers that have stepped up. Devin ends the show talking about "other" options for teachers not wanting to go back. 

Jul 28, 2020
Tears of Season 2
08:51

We are on a temporary hiatus for one more week while we refine and do the finishing touches. Listen for an update on the return and what exciting new things we have in store for you. Can't wait to have you all check it out on July 28th. 

Jul 21, 2020
Tears of Disclaimer...
31:07

Hey all! Devin here. I am uploading this episode without listening, but every time I leave Mike and Greg to do an episode without me, all hell breaks loose. So just know, that while the primary teacher is out (me), I will read the sub notes(your complaints) upon my return. Buzz the teacher next door if the class (episode) is out of hand. 

Jul 08, 2020
Tears of A Bad Date
36:51

Devin went on a bad date in high school that Angers the Texan even further. Mike leads a July 4th Teach the Teacher that ends with a bang. Lastly, we have part 2 of our interview with Billy Townsend where we discuss the ongoing societal changes and how they could be implemented into the classroom. 

Jul 02, 2020
Tears of Summer School Slam!
33:22

We are heading back into the ring this week for another teacher wrestling event for the ages. We discuss Mike's weekend back on stage performing comedy. And we have a very important guest on the show, Billy Townsend, a school board member that is going to discuss with us the options for reopening schools. 

Jun 30, 2020
Tears of Mystery
36:00

Devin was out for this episode so The Angry Texan, Greg Perritt, and Mike Lee went it alone. What did they discuss? You have to listen to find out, but rest assured it will be hysterical. 

Jun 25, 2020
Tears of 18k Grades
36:01

A teacher is in trouble for changing more grades than I have every input in my entire life. Teach the Teacher is a major "Don't for Devin. Are we just guiding children to the protest before they actually know what they are protesting? And a teacher cold case is begging to be solved in Texas. 

Jun 23, 2020
Tears of Garth
36:52

Devin dishes on Garth Brooks and crying uncontrollably. Teach the Teacher comes down to a photo finish. And Greg gets passionate about everything. 

Jun 18, 2020
Tears of Teacher Weddings
28:42

What is a teacher wedding like? Jeff NotWorthy stops by to fill us in. Teach the Teacher goes geographic. Devin discusses the plans to reopen schools and how we may be failing before we even start. 

Jun 16, 2020
Tears of Charter Schools
38:27

Devin breaks down his (unpopular) opinion on Charter Schools and calls out some organizations in the process. Teach the teachers has Greg singing a different tune... the losing one. And Devin discusses ways in which we can get off social media and not lose a step. 

Jun 11, 2020
Tears of Twitter Philanthropy
26:12

Devin gets a once in a lifetime message on Twitter and has no idea how to respond. We discuss the current culture climate and how it seems that even the laughter is lost at times like these. And lastly, teachers everywhere are finding out that the internet lasts forever. 

Jun 09, 2020
Tears of Parades
34:05

Teachers are taking to the street... for stay at home parades. We provide the commentary. Devin discusses his cool experience with Postcards4Kids and the Billy Madison problem. Another Teach the Teacher competition but Greg doesn't stand a chance. 

Jun 04, 2020
Tears of Protest
34:32

We discuss our response to the ongoing protests and have a bit of a back and forth debate over what is right and wrong. Teach the Teacher has a comeback win for the ages. And lastly, Devin tells us how teachers can still get the most out of their 2020 Summer Break.

Jun 02, 2020
Tears of TikTok
34:38

Devin takes to a new social media platform and obviously has massive success.... if only Ellen knew. We discuss a Bret Favre teacher surprise, another Ellen teacher giveaway, and lastly Mike quizzes Devin and Greg on essential teacher movies!

May 28, 2020
Tears of Looking Back
33:21

We do a top 10 of Things We Learned during the last two months of distance learning. Mike throws some questions Devin's way and he fails miserably. Teachers in the news makes our stomachs churn, and not in the good "about to get on Splash Mountain" way. Enjoy!

May 26, 2020
Tears of a Call From Prison
28:08

We discuss a teacher in prison that is filing for divorce and have the exclusive audio of how that request went. Shows are happening again and Devin runs down what it is like to be back on stage. Teachers in Florida were cut off from some help a little too early and we are just as outraged. Enjoy!

May 22, 2020
Tears of Literary Classics
27:31

Mike drops a new game on Devin, and he fails miserably. Teachers in the news has a knockout of a teacher. Devin then rewrites the literary classics to gear them a bit more towards teachers. Enjoy!

May 19, 2020
Tears of A Shower Curtain
28:50

Today we talk about the difficulties of putting on the live show online, and what it is like to teach kids today that may not have had the same tech as you. Video game discussion galore and a teacher has an "interesting" way to get a hug. 

May 14, 2020
Tears of Mr. Feeny
30:35

Mr. Feeny gives teachers the appreciation they deserve, and Devin has a good cry about it. We discuss the need for education in the future to avoid debacles like we are seeing in the US today. And lastly, we discuss our teacher crushes when we were in school! 

May 06, 2020
Best of the Tears
16:13

The boys needed a little break, but that doesn't mean the laughter stops. We compiled this special edition "best of" that includes a few of our favorite previous segments. Enjoy!

Apr 30, 2020
Tears of Chaotic Kids
31:16

We did a special live broadcast from our Facebook page, and our listeners did not disappoint with roasting Mike and Devin. We covered teachers in the news, a follow up to a credit card debacle, and Devin's kids steal the show. 

Apr 29, 2020
Tears of Lighting Up Kids
21:38

A teacher seems super anxious to "light kids on fire for the arts". We roast him before he gets to the kids. We discuss those defining moments where the real world comes into schools. Betsy DeVos actually does something right, and Devin wants to take the lead on this. 

Apr 22, 2020
Tears of a Thief
25:41

Someone has stolen one of Devin's jokes and is looking to make 100's of times more money than Devin off of it. Listen to see if Devin is going to sue her for the $60. We discuss the closing of Florida's schools, Megyn Kelly and Florida Prepaid. 

Apr 21, 2020
Tears of That Special Dog
25:28

Mike takes it over today for an episode and talks about some home projects he has in the works, and his "special" love for his girlfriend's dog. Teachers in the News has some uplifting and positive stories along with some tips for students and parents. 

Apr 16, 2020
Tears of Wholesale Alcohol
24:55

Mike is back, and so is the beer talk. Devin and Mike discuss the state of education during the pandemic, and funny ways teachers are dealing with it. A teacher likes to serenade the neighborhood, and Mike debuts his newest song. Enjoy!

Apr 14, 2020
Tears of Teacher Appreciation
21:04

NOTE: This is the audio version of the video that was posted to our facebook page. You can listen here, or watch. 

Devin discusses his new guilty pleasure during the lockdown. We explore more states trying to cut back on teacher pay raises already, and lastly we discuss some teacher appreciation ideas but Devin brings these ideas into the digital age. 

Apr 09, 2020
Tears of Student Teachers
28:37

Where do the student teachers fit into all this online teaching? Will it hurt the job prospects in the future? Devin has a good cry about it for sure. Mike is still MIA, probably from COV. I discuss a situation in NYC that has teachers furious, and lastly we end on items that have been uploaded and sent to teachers... by mistake. Special guest appearance by my child wanting me to buy him sonic coins. 

Apr 07, 2020
Tears of the Tiger King
23:20

How is Tiger King just like the wonderful world of teaching you may ask? I have your answers! This episode is full of rage filling teachers in the news content, and Devin is here to be your guide and your fearless leader through it all with a rallying cry like no other. Devin talks about his video game past and wonders if it was all a lie. Also, don't ever try to compete with him, you will lose. His obsessive and ridiculous nature will be sure of it. 

Apr 02, 2020
Tears of A Parade
23:42

Teachers show their love for the students by going on a social distancing parade, and I am here to mock it. Devin gives the breakdown on why Mike is MIA and also what Devin is doing for lockdown. Teachers continue to adjust to online teaching, as well they remain in the news for some pretty creative lockdown fun. 

Mar 31, 2020
Tears of At-Home Lessons
27:02

We give our insight on what you can do as a parent to keep the education going in the midst of the worldwide collapse, because when you can't pay rent or afford food, you should still be concerned with your child learning pronouns. 

Devin aims to help out a few teacher businesses. To do your part, check out the post on facebook.com/devinsieboldcomedy

And the guys debate the good deed of writing notes for your students in the time of Corona. 

Lastly, Mike's girlfriend gets duped by a door to door salesman. 

Mar 26, 2020
Tears of The Interview
28:01

In a fairy tale world, Devin would have already been on Ellen by now. We can only assume that the virus slowing production is to blame, but don't worry we have the interview ahead of it's release.... kind of. 

We discuss the current virus situation and also bring into the mix the interesting situation they are dealing with in Australia. Devin brings back corporal punishment, and Mike considers capital punishment. 

Lastly, don't forget to share our stuff and help out during the downtime. Thanks for all the support

Mar 24, 2020
Tears of Online Teaching
21:10

Many teachers are being forced to teach online for the first time, and Devin is here to make sure that the transition is smooth! Teachers in the news has a Coronavirus bill that is through the roof, and a group of students decide to take matters into their own hands with a protest...and it goes as expected. 

Mar 19, 2020
Tears of Positivity
33:38

Crying in My Car is in it for the laughs, and we aren't going to stop just because the world is basically on fire right now. Mike has beef with Bored Teachers (note: not Devin! He LOVES THEM... Please don't drop me!). Devin decides it is time to give one pretty blatant plea to be a teacher on Ellen. 

Mar 17, 2020
Tears of "The Event"
25:56

What was "the event" that happened when you were in school? Find us on Facebook to chime in, and we share our own stories, including the time Devin got into an epic fight. We find another case of a teacher going from district to district without a proper background check. And lastly, we merge Church and State for one epic teacher service. 

Mar 12, 2020
Tears of The Starship Sanitize
29:09

We boldly go into a teacher-led journey into space to battle the Coronavirus, as Mike tries his hardest to get fired as producer. We get into a heated debate on a racist teacher, and the Scopes-Monkey trial resurfaces in 2020. 

Mar 10, 2020
Tears of Mafia Spirit
33:47

A teacher is caught stealing identities to return items to stores, a statue opens up a debate as to who it truly resembles, and the guys debate a teacher's ability to criticize their districts online. Lastly we answer some more TNA (Teachers Need Answers) questions and then offer up a sneak peek at what the Patreon has to offer. 

Mar 05, 2020
Tears of Namaste Pt 2
26:40

We are back with another stress reducing episode that includes Teacher Meditation in a Coronavirus infused world. A teacher gets a massive settlement for discrimination. And the boys discuss their sports achievements, including a Hole in One that has to be seen to be believed. 

Mar 03, 2020
Tears of Paddling
27:49

Paddling making a comeback? Not on our watch! We offer some  hysterical 2020 solutions to punishing the kids in the classroom. We discuss the weight loss challenge in the best way we know how: eating Chic Fil A and talking about food. Teachers in the news has a technical blunder costing a job, and a student fight ending in a teacher being suspended. 

Feb 27, 2020
Tears of TNA
29:25

Another episode, another teacher on Ellen, and another stress eating night for Devin. Will he ever see his day in the spotlight!?! Teachers in the News leads us to a hand sanitizer taste test and an awkward moment for Mike. A coach gets fired for a tirade that seemed mild by my standards. Lastly, we debut a new segment called Teachers Need Answers (or TNA for short).

Feb 25, 2020
Tears of A Very Kissable Goat
28:23

How degrading can teacher fundraisers sometimes get? We farm for the answer. The guys discuss some hysterical wardrobe malfunctions and some unexpected "new releases". A top 10 list gives us the similarities between Vegas and Teaching. Sin City vs Sin(e) City if you will (for the math teachers). 

Feb 20, 2020
Tears of The Rich and Famous
28:38

Devin opens up about his boy band issues and discusses an oddly dark time in his life. Teachers in the News needs to buy a vowel to solve the mystery of the teacher tumors popping up in one school. And Devin takes us on an elegant tour of his day to day lifestyle. 

Feb 18, 2020
Tears of Teach Perfect
29:48

The guys brainstorm the perfect tour, the Teach Perfect around the world. Food gets delivered to the school at all the wrong times. Also, a teacher calls out a student publicly, an elementary school girl is wrongfully given a police record, and should teachers consider planning in lieu of pay?

Feb 13, 2020
Tears of The Union
29:32

Mike proceeds to flaunt his immaculate credit score, while Devin considers showing his abs to even the score. Teachers in the News covers a meth bust, a Snapchat accident and a mess of a drill. Finally, Devin thinks he has had enough talk of the State of the Union and wishes to deliver the teacher version. 

Feb 11, 2020
Tears of Richard Simmons
31:21

We do an ode to Sweatin' to the Oldies, teacher style! We discuss weather warnings within the school system and how the Florida weather impacts school days. 

Feb 07, 2020
Tears of Goosebumps
22:06

Devin and Mike recall the old days of chocolate milk binges and square pizza dreams. The teachers in the news is a lot of what it says it isn't, but for good reason... as we look to reform the way teachers are tracked from job to job. Lastly, we dive into the old Goosebumps books and rewrite them for teachers!

Feb 04, 2020
Tears of TeacherMania
19:30

Devin offers up a new bonus pay program for teachers that could make us all millionaires. Mike and Devin then host the first ever TeacherMania, a wrestling match for the ages with a surprise guest appearance. 

Jan 30, 2020
Tears of a Stiff Sock
27:21

Devin and Mike take a trip back in time via a time capsule opening on YouTube. We discuss teachers in the news kicking students out via cops. And lastly Mike takes us to a comedy club for the Ed-Neck Comedy Tour. 

Jan 28, 2020
Tears of TeacherWorld
25:32

We make up a theme park where guests can go to experience the life of a teacher and teachers in the news discusses a teacher that shows some rather interesting videos... to six year olds. 

Jan 23, 2020
Tears of the Rainbow
25:18

A school expels a students for a rainbow birthday cake, we discuss the new weight challenge, and Devin sings a song for all those spouses of teachers out there. 

Also, check out the Adam Ferrara Podcast on Spotify here: https://open.spotify.com/show/1zmh5sRmZZQhGnPdsIBLoC

and look for Devin to open for Adam in Phoenix this February!

Jan 21, 2020
Tears of a Stripper Teacher
32:27

What does a teacher gotta do to make a little extra money nowadays? We strip it down for you, pun intended. Mike and Devin begin a weight challenge, and teachers in the news has us looking at the three days a football champion was a Kindergarten teacher. 

For more on Adam Ferrara's podcast check out: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-adam-ferrara-podcast/id1473543128

Get tix to see Adam and Devin here: https://phxevents.cblive.com/calendar?month=2&year=2020

Jan 16, 2020
Tears of the S.T.R.I.K.E.
36:22

Devin and Mike tackle the debacle that happened in Polk County, FL and cheer on the RedforEd movement. The teachers in the news segment poses an interesting question about backpack searches. Lastly we compare teachers to superheroes, with Mike jumping in to ruin the segment with a groaner. 

Jan 14, 2020
Tears of Siri
27:17

Mike and Devin put Alexa and Siri to the test, with an overly confident Mike ending up Tim Cook'ed. The debate rages on as we tackle Montessori, and a Kung Fu Master that can walk on water. We close the show getting the teachers ready for the NFL playoffs.  

Jan 09, 2020
Tears of a Chef
28:15

New Year resolution updates abound, Mike is failing as usual. A serial pooper is finally caught and we are not sure who is more relieved. Lastly, Devin takes us through Cooking with a Teacher. 

Jan 07, 2020
Tears of Teletubby Field
24:08

Ever just want to let loose and do something completely out of the ordinary? Me too, and Mike is there to ridicule me for it. Teachers in the news make home visits a thing. Lastly, we offer some realistic "words of encouragement" for students. 

Jan 02, 2020
Tears of The New Year
26:59

Welcome back! After a week long break we are at it again, hitting it hard with the laughter. Devin discusses his free KFC gift from the Gods and teachers in the news congrats Eddie B, but Devin has a bone to pick. Lastly, we have your teacher new year's resolutions lined up. 

Dec 31, 2019
Tears of Secret Santa
24:58

What is the WORST gift you have received from another teacher? We run down the list. A teacher tries to keep kids from the Christmas Party and a Moose is served in a local classroom. 

Dec 19, 2019
Tears of Miss Teacher USA
21:44

Mike and Devin discuss the absurd requirements of hoop jumping in the teaching profession. A teacher in the news is competing for Miss Florida, and we have our own take on Miss Teacher USA.

Dec 17, 2019
Tears of the Return Home
30:20

Devin returns home from a 26 hour plane adventure. A comparison of teachers in the US vs Australia is in orde . And a Teachers in the News: Australian edition is in order. 

Dec 14, 2019
Tears from Perth
30:00

In a change of pace, this episode Devin and Joe Dombrowski (MrDTimes3) have a sit down chat about comedy, Australia, and the state of teaching, all from the other side of the world.

Dec 10, 2019
Tears from Down Under
23:36

Devin discusses his immense fear of the Australia trip. Mike does very little to comfort him, as usual. Then we discuss the dentist/teacher dilemma. Lastly, Devin gives us the rundown on how teachers can save some cash this holiday season.  

Dec 05, 2019
Tears of Being Broke
19:48

Just how broke are teachers, Devin gives us the run down with a top ten ways to tell a broke teacher. We do an update on an older Teachers in the News bit, and Mike gives us the low-down on his mac and cheese scam. 

Dec 03, 2019
Tears of Support Staff
24:59

Teachers need new support staff and Devin has just the idea to take the load off our shoulders. Teachers in a texting scandal and a hero teacher from Kenya takes a million dollar prize!

Nov 28, 2019
Tears of Memento Mori
25:15

Mike gets called out and taken to task by an audiophile attacker. Are we creating a generation of victims by being overly sensitive? And Devin takes us on a trip to the Haunted Classroom, Disney style!

Nov 26, 2019
Tears of Recruitment
27:49

We need to recruit new teachers, but with all the bad press these days about the quality of the job, maybe it is time to be a little more honest with them, in the usual satirical fashion of course. And should teachers be taking on all the extra work load without getting paid for it? Not if my 2nd and 3rd job have anything to say about it!

Nov 21, 2019
Tears of Underappreciation
26:01

We discuss the Red for Ed fight in Indiana right off the top. Then we take on teacher pay freezes, shooting kits in class, and a hilarious top 10 ways teachers can reduce stress. 

Nov 19, 2019
Tears of Sweet Revenge
29:11

A user submitted story captivates the crew given the lengths one students goes to for revenge against a teacher. A follow-up to a Teachers in the News ends in tragedy. And Devin gives the top things for teachers to do on their Thanksgiving break.

Nov 14, 2019
Tears of Ridiculous Answers
27:46

Devin and Mike weigh the new Disney Plus in the classroom, we enjoy a positive news segment for once in the Teachers in the News, and finally Devin breaks down the most absurd answers/questions from students as submitted by the listeners. 

Nov 12, 2019
Tears of Sexual Healing
29:58

Devin fulfills a dream and and gets to follow one of his comedy idols. Mike hears the feedback from his solo show. Teachers in the news gets the cougar, I mean, saber tooth treatment. And lastly, Devin takes us on an intimate tour of teachers talking dirty. 

Nov 08, 2019
Tears of Four Square
34:13

Mike is rolling solo as Devin hits the road with Mr. D. Mike discusses his personal best/worst moments of his school days and a special listener-submitted Teachers in the News. 

Nov 05, 2019
Tears of Trick of Treat
28:17

Halloween! It is here and it is just as bad as teacher's imagine. These kids with their damn sugar rush and not enough candy for us to eat and black out on. We discuss costumes of old, and the worst nightmare for Teachers at home handing out candy.

Oct 31, 2019
Tears of Rogue Subs
33:11

Mike, Devin and Special Guest The Angry Texan, dive head first into your outrageous rogue substitute teacher stories. Mike almost dies choking and Devin can't wait to inherit the studio. And the show in West Palm Beach went swimmingly, even though no one thought Mike looked like how he sounds. 

Oct 29, 2019
Tears of Walking Home
29:52

Devin shares a story of the time he narrowly escaped death, by sacrificing his love interest. We also debate the best movies we ever watched as kids in class. And lastly, we take on the chaperone lists that free up teachers on a field trip. 

Oct 24, 2019
Tears of a Hero
32:36

We take on the hero teacher that disarmed a student and then explain why guns in the classroom are a terrible idea in our usual sarcastic fashion. We also make fun of a failed political stunt and why hugging a teacher resulted in a student being suspended. 

Oct 22, 2019
Tears of Namaste
23:59

Teachers battle candy sales daily, but secretly we were hustlers back in our day too. Devin and Mike take on classroom candy sales, and POGS! We round out this episode with an all new take on the Teacher Meditation with a Bikram Yoga session just for educators. 

Oct 17, 2019
Tears of a Throwdown
29:35

Devin and Mike discuss grade school fights, strategy, and today's trends of videotaping fights. We tackle, no pun intended, a few teachers getting into fights and lastly Devin explains the best ways to avoid an altercation, littered with sarcasm. 

Oct 15, 2019
Tears of Coming Out
30:10

Mr. D, Joe Dombrowski stays over for a second guest episode in the studio and we dive into what it is like to be a gay teacher. We also discuss the hell that exists in the car line, and shout out a Georgia teacher making history.

Oct 10, 2019
Tears of A Traveling Joe
28:35

Joe Dombrowski (Mr. D) drops into the studio to be a special guest on this episode where we tackle life on the road, teachers going out on a school night, and what the odds are of Joe ever getting married in his school. 

Oct 08, 2019
Tears of the Presidency
23:32

We walk the line of teacher politics but tastefully and with the usual sarcasm spin. Mike gets his time to shine and obviously Devin takes this opportunity to roast him. 

Oct 03, 2019
Tears of CymVodka
26:54

We discuss the health of teachers, how they cope with stress, and of course Devin offers his own hilarious remedy for all your teaching woes. Fire drills and lockdown drills keep us on our toes and Devin explains the new shooter drills to Mike. 

Oct 01, 2019
Tears of The Dark Pt 2
24:27

The exciting finale to the Are You Afraid of the Dark chronicles: The Tale of the Parent/Teacher Hauntference Pt 2. 

We also discuss two teachers the tricks of the trade for waking up early and what happens when a teacher tries to cover for her husbands indiscretions? Turns out they both go down. 

Sep 26, 2019
Tears of Old Age
24:26

A 96 year-old teacher is still going strong and Devin gives the top 10 reasons why that may be a good thing. A recap on the trip to Santa fe is in order and it isn't what you think. Lastly Mike and Devin listen to the angel and the devil on their shoulders to see which one has the best retirement advice. 

Sep 24, 2019
Tears of Themed Classrooms
28:50

Teachers everywhere are trying to one-up the other teachers with their neat room decor. Not me, I got bills to pay. But I can dream about it. Also, we revisit a new twist on some old teachers in the news stories and lastly we go over some embarrassing moments in class... as students. 

Sep 19, 2019
Tears of Changing Careers
30:35

Devin is on the road again and discusses his time in LA, along with the awesome travel experiences like... Toledo, OH. We talk about a class reunion 60 years in the making and lastly we talk changing careers, and what would make the easiest transition for teachers. 

Sep 17, 2019
Tears of Lottery
32:54

Would you quit if you won the lottery? One teacher didn't and we tackle the advantages of being worth more than your school. A teacher faces a pension cut... after it was paid. And we touch on the PC world in which we live in with a more serious discussion on humor in the classroom. 

Sep 12, 2019
Tears of Automation
22:23

Wouldn't it be great to have an automated Parent/Teacher Conference? We agree and did all the work designing the interface for you. A teacher gives birth on the sidewalk outside her school, probably because her class was too overcrowded. And a recap of the Phoenix weekend with Mr. D. 

Sep 10, 2019
Tears of SNICK
25:15
Devin recalls a dream come true at Kennedy Space Center, that promptly is shut down by mother nature. The crew struggles to get through Macbeth without feeling offensive. And lastly Devin stokes the campfire for a special edition Are You Afraid of the Dark episode, teacher style (Part 1).
Sep 05, 2019
Tears of a Hurricane
27:22
How does a hurricane compare to teaching? We have the answers! A teacher mows his yard naked, and alcohol was not involved. Devin discusses being on the road and why the Midwest all looks the same.
Sep 03, 2019
Tears of Free Bird
26:32
What is the ultimate teacher playlist? We discuss the submissions, and give a few of our own. Devin talks about dedicating yourself to a passion, and is it OK for parents to check the social media of teachers?
Aug 29, 2019
Tears of Sickness
22:37
It is the beginning of the year, and Devin has some practical/hilarious tips for staying healthy among the heathens. Florida teachers continue to not disappoint when it comes to making headlines. Lastly, Mike decided it was a great idea to Facetime Devin nude. Sadly, not the first occurrence.
Aug 27, 2019
Tears of Meditation
25:05
Three days in and all hell is breaking loose in Atlanta schools, and of course we are here to laugh about it. Devin wins a D.A.R.E. Mike wins a Pulitzer, kind of. And Devin takes us on a teacher meditation journey unlike any other.
Aug 22, 2019
Tears of Open House
28:26
After a freak hack attack from the Russian DOE, we are back and better than ever. Devin and Mike discuss a teacher with a great responses to a DRUNK student. Then we dive head first into beginning of the year Open Houses, and Devin delivers the open house spiel we all dream of.
Aug 20, 2019
Tears of Back to School PD
28:53
Devin has to endure one of the most brutal and baffling PD experiences in his 13 years of teaching. Middle school teacher gone wild with a smorgasbord of drugs. And we talk about the most embarrassing moments teachers have had in the classroom.
Aug 15, 2019
Tears of a Fashion-D-sta
30:50
MrDTimes3, Joe Dombrowski joins the guys on this episode to talk do’s and do harder when it comes to fashion in the classroom. Mike gives us the low down on his encounter with the mob in Chicago, and it still doesn’t match the dangers of teaching. Teachers in the news rounds it out.
Aug 13, 2019
Tears of Class Lists
33:08
Class lists are rolling in and teachers’ eyes are rolling back. What is the best way to set up your classroom besides putting your desk in the hallway? A superintendent gets headbutted and after finding out how much he is paid, Mike and Devin volunteer to do it again. Finally, Devin makes a Suge Knight […]
Aug 08, 2019
Tears of Sugar Daddies
30:57
Devin and Mike take on the infamous “How was your summer” icebreakers. We discuss teachers looking for Sugar Daddies in NYC. Then we try to get to the bottom of teachers giving out zeros in class, but give up and still get 50 percent of the problem solved! Lastly, we talk teacher perks… kind of.
Aug 06, 2019
Tears of Stupid Questions
35:36
Mike flaunts his 800+ credit score to Devin as he flaunts his 800+ overdrafts. We talk about a teacher that goes on an annual purge of drunken debauchery and trespassing. Lastly, Devin rounds up all the best responses to stupid questions asked in the classroom and we crown a winner.
Aug 01, 2019
Tears of Legalization
27:42
We dive head on into the topic of weed in the classroom, smoking teachers, and kids that walk into class with eyes more red than the Terminator. Math comic books are a thing and yes it is as corny as it sounds. Also, Devin discovers he could never be a writer for Law and Order.
Jul 30, 2019
Tears of Resignation
27:16
A teacher decided to resign the very next day after seeing my comedy show. I should have charged her more for the Ted Talk. Angry Texan joins us in studio as our first ever guest. We discuss a thieving teacher mother/daughter duo and end on your classroom sarcasm submissions from Facebook.
Jul 25, 2019
Tears of Wrestling
28:10
After a single missed episode, Devin has a beef with Mike and his “vacation”. Do teachers have Savings Accounts or just more places they can observe how broke they are? The guys discuss handling that time of the month in the classroom, and is wrestling in the ring basically like a day in the classroom? […]
Jul 23, 2019
Tears of Going Solo
34:56
Mike is on vacation, but I wanted to keep the magic alive, so I went solo this episode. You will likely miss his Jabba the Hutt style cackle, but hopefully you enjoy the mix of heartfelt, raw, and, of course, humorous stories of my teaching origins. Journey with me through college, lay offs, bogus test […]
Jul 16, 2019
Tears of The Goth Kid
35:52
We discuss the goth days of Devin (yes, you read that right), and a crazy middle school assault. The court system let’s Mike down, and Devin offers some positive news to the new teachers… for once.
Jul 11, 2019
Tears of the VMA’s
27:09
Devin tells the infamous story of taping over his baby videos. Alabama teachers have some training to do, but not anything like you would… wait it is Alabama, you can probably guess. And lastly, we explore the lowest paying jobs in the US and which jobs teachers should envy. All that and more on the […]
Jul 09, 2019
Tears on The Pitcher’s Mound
31:51
The guys discuss Devin’s glory days as a hall of fame baseball pitcher. Sarcasm included. A veteran teacher gets the can and we dig deep to find out why. Spoiler: We don’t. And lastly Devin gives the commencement speech for teachers that we have always wanted to give. Fireworks included.
Jul 04, 2019
Tears of The Paper Straw
27:53
Devin heads to Key West and hopes to one day return with a fist full of plastic straws. Mike gives us a preview of his search history and his parents are concerned. And how do we motivate kids to get good grades? Bill the parents. All that and more on this week’s episode.
Jul 02, 2019
Tears of the Heron
13:17
The boys discuss building empathy in students, as Devin hunts endangered species. A teacher gets the ax after posing nude with one. Which classes should they teach in school? And a middle school lock-in sleepover replaces Dante’s 9th circle of hell.
Jun 27, 2019
Tears of Overdrafts
20:12
In this special live recording, we ponder the best ways to prove you’re a teacher, and hint: Blood Alcohol Content is one of them. A principal in China gets walked all over, literally. And we discuss teachers that changed our life, or made us fear for it.
Jun 25, 2019
Tears of Abroad
28:06
We laugh and cry over the worst/best cities to stretch your teacher paycheck, learn a little about teaching in Vietnam, and discover how a middle school teacher became a billionaire and now the woman of my dreams. Teachers, take time out from contesting your overdraft fees and give this new episode a listen and a […]
Jun 20, 2019
Tears of Fame
30:02
Early podcast recording times leave me delirious, but the listener will win with this one. Teachers come out to support my comedy, but leave me in hot water. Grads bash teachers with their speeches, but are they wrong? And can gossip get a kid suspended? If so, let’s play operator!
Jun 18, 2019
Multi-Level Marketed Tears
27:26
You can listen to this podcast, but first you must recruit four more teachers to sell this podcast for you. Sound like a pyramid scheme? It is. Listen in as we binge wine, and tell you the secret to retiring early. Hint: It involves selling your organs. Listen now to the only podcast approved by […]
Jun 13, 2019
Tears of Yellow
31:07
The beginning of Summer Break is here, but at what cost? Will Devin ever get his checklist completed without seeing red from the yellow? What happens when a Principal decides to take a strip club detour on the field trip, and let’s hand out some end of the year trophies to your favorite teacher pet […]
Jun 11, 2019
Tears of Recitals
27:39
Kids’ recitals are the worst. Everyone agrees, and by everyone I mean Mike and myself. Mike tells us of the time he “dominated” local theatre, and the end of the year means the kids have checked out, but we check out long before them sometimes (all the time).
Jun 04, 2019
Tears of Protest
24:35
Teachers take to the streets and get a little help from our WTF (Way Too Factual) picketing signs. A teacher makes six figures teaching Dungeons and Dragons, and we discover a crepe catastrophe.
May 28, 2019
Tears of The Dap
34:35
A teacher list of slang goes viral, we all mocked him but then discovered that we might not know what these kids are saying either. Ever have a teacher go off the rails? Are you that teacher? Don’t throw your phone at a child, plug in the headphones you took from a student and take […]
May 21, 2019
Tears of The D Drawings
26:40
How many D’s can just one student draw on a desk and why does it have to be so lifelike? What lengths will one teacher go to just to get away from his students? And this podcast is nice and short, because I know, as a teacher, you probably have to pee.
May 14, 2019
Tears of Parent/Teacher Conferences
30:17
How many assault charges does it take to become an effective high school coach? And what type of parents do you meet at a PTC? We break them down, with only a minor slow down in the “scohol” zone.
May 07, 2019
Tears of Grad Bash
31:21
The ultimate field trip, or the shafting of the century? We decide for you. And like the Masked Magician, I pull back the curtain on the correct way to spell “manner”.
May 01, 2019
Tears for the Roaches
28:34
Food in the classroom? Some say nay, some aren’t me. And is boxed wine really food anyways? Lastly, why are the walls in Devin Siebold’s class bare? Ingenious move, pure laziness, or just a constant reminder of the personal jail he works in? Tune in to find out it is all of the above.
Apr 24, 2019
Tears of the Movie Day
30:40
We know which movie you left for your sub to show, but what are they REALLY showing and do the kids even remember the time you played Showgirls? Also, is teaching a job for women? We let the men decide.
Apr 17, 2019
Tears of the Second Job
26:12
Second careers are a necessity in the world of teaching, we discuss the most unusual ways to make money and mock the scam that is the school fundraiser, all while munching on $36 cookie dough.
Apr 11, 2019
Tears of Double Standards
34:11
Two men discuss women’s dress code because it is par for the course in today’s society. Also, MASH says we are poor and live in a shack now so our opinion doesn’t even matter.
Apr 06, 2019
Tears of Asteroids
26:17
Oregon Trail brought dysentery to classes nationwide, but a classroom full of free laptops could be the redemption we need. Hilarious and insightful, the boys take a tech trip down memory lane.
Apr 06, 2019
Tears of Report Cards
27:02
A first year teacher’s awesome battle with a video game addiction, the wrong way to communicate grades to parents, hysterical sexual innuendos in class, and how to eat lunch on your student’s dime.
Mar 14, 2019
Tears of the New Teacher
28:15
Welcome Episode explores advice for new teachers that could result in prison time, Storytime about students in mugshots, and news about a teacher that won 10k reading the terms and conditions.
Mar 09, 2019