Crying in My Car: A Podcast for Teachers

By Devin Siebold

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A weekly breath of fresh air to help teachers get through class without pulling their hair out or the hair of several students. Segments include Story Time, Teachers in the News Not Touching Kids, a weekly Top 5 and endless comedy from Comedian Devin Siebold and Co-host Mike Lee.

Episode Date
Tears from Perth

In a change of pace, this episode Devin and Joe Dombrowski (MrDTimes3) have a sit down chat about comedy, Australia, and the state of teaching, all from the other side of the world.

Dec 10, 2019
Tears from Down Under

Devin discusses his immense fear of the Australia trip. Mike does very little to comfort him, as usual. Then we discuss the dentist/teacher dilemma. Lastly, Devin gives us the rundown on how teachers can save some cash this holiday season.  

Dec 05, 2019
Tears of Being Broke

Just how broke are teachers, Devin gives us the run down with a top ten ways to tell a broke teacher. We do an update on an older Teachers in the News bit, and Mike gives us the low-down on his mac and cheese scam. 

Dec 03, 2019
Tears of Support Staff

Teachers need new support staff and Devin has just the idea to take the load off our shoulders. Teachers in a texting scandal and a hero teacher from Kenya takes a million dollar prize!

Nov 28, 2019
Tears of Memento Mori

Mike gets called out and taken to task by an audiophile attacker. Are we creating a generation of victims by being overly sensitive? And Devin takes us on a trip to the Haunted Classroom, Disney style!

Nov 26, 2019
Tears of Recruitment

We need to recruit new teachers, but with all the bad press these days about the quality of the job, maybe it is time to be a little more honest with them, in the usual satirical fashion of course. And should teachers be taking on all the extra work load without getting paid for it? Not if my 2nd and 3rd job have anything to say about it!

Nov 21, 2019
Tears of Underappreciation

We discuss the Red for Ed fight in Indiana right off the top. Then we take on teacher pay freezes, shooting kits in class, and a hilarious top 10 ways teachers can reduce stress. 

Nov 19, 2019
Tears of Sweet Revenge

A user submitted story captivates the crew given the lengths one students goes to for revenge against a teacher. A follow-up to a Teachers in the News ends in tragedy. And Devin gives the top things for teachers to do on their Thanksgiving break.

Nov 14, 2019
Tears of Ridiculous Answers

Devin and Mike weigh the new Disney Plus in the classroom, we enjoy a positive news segment for once in the Teachers in the News, and finally Devin breaks down the most absurd answers/questions from students as submitted by the listeners. 

Nov 12, 2019
Tears of Sexual Healing

Devin fulfills a dream and and gets to follow one of his comedy idols. Mike hears the feedback from his solo show. Teachers in the news gets the cougar, I mean, saber tooth treatment. And lastly, Devin takes us on an intimate tour of teachers talking dirty. 

Nov 08, 2019
Tears of Four Square

Mike is rolling solo as Devin hits the road with Mr. D. Mike discusses his personal best/worst moments of his school days and a special listener-submitted Teachers in the News. 

Nov 05, 2019
Tears of Trick of Treat

Halloween! It is here and it is just as bad as teacher's imagine. These kids with their damn sugar rush and not enough candy for us to eat and black out on. We discuss costumes of old, and the worst nightmare for Teachers at home handing out candy.

Oct 31, 2019
Tears of Rogue Subs

Mike, Devin and Special Guest The Angry Texan, dive head first into your outrageous rogue substitute teacher stories. Mike almost dies choking and Devin can't wait to inherit the studio. And the show in West Palm Beach went swimmingly, even though no one thought Mike looked like how he sounds. 

Oct 29, 2019
Tears of Walking Home

Devin shares a story of the time he narrowly escaped death, by sacrificing his love interest. We also debate the best movies we ever watched as kids in class. And lastly, we take on the chaperone lists that free up teachers on a field trip. 

Oct 24, 2019
Tears of a Hero

We take on the hero teacher that disarmed a student and then explain why guns in the classroom are a terrible idea in our usual sarcastic fashion. We also make fun of a failed political stunt and why hugging a teacher resulted in a student being suspended. 

Oct 22, 2019
Tears of Namaste

Teachers battle candy sales daily, but secretly we were hustlers back in our day too. Devin and Mike take on classroom candy sales, and POGS! We round out this episode with an all new take on the Teacher Meditation with a Bikram Yoga session just for educators. 

Oct 17, 2019
Tears of a Throwdown

Devin and Mike discuss grade school fights, strategy, and today's trends of videotaping fights. We tackle, no pun intended, a few teachers getting into fights and lastly Devin explains the best ways to avoid an altercation, littered with sarcasm. 

Oct 15, 2019
Tears of Coming Out

Mr. D, Joe Dombrowski stays over for a second guest episode in the studio and we dive into what it is like to be a gay teacher. We also discuss the hell that exists in the car line, and shout out a Georgia teacher making history.

Oct 10, 2019
Tears of A Traveling Joe

Joe Dombrowski (Mr. D) drops into the studio to be a special guest on this episode where we tackle life on the road, teachers going out on a school night, and what the odds are of Joe ever getting married in his school. 

Oct 08, 2019
Tears of the Presidency

We walk the line of teacher politics but tastefully and with the usual sarcasm spin. Mike gets his time to shine and obviously Devin takes this opportunity to roast him. 

Oct 03, 2019
Tears of CymVodka

We discuss the health of teachers, how they cope with stress, and of course Devin offers his own hilarious remedy for all your teaching woes. Fire drills and lockdown drills keep us on our toes and Devin explains the new shooter drills to Mike. 

Oct 01, 2019
Tears of The Dark Pt 2

The exciting finale to the Are You Afraid of the Dark chronicles: The Tale of the Parent/Teacher Hauntference Pt 2. 

We also discuss two teachers the tricks of the trade for waking up early and what happens when a teacher tries to cover for her husbands indiscretions? Turns out they both go down. 

Sep 26, 2019
Tears of Old Age

A 96 year-old teacher is still going strong and Devin gives the top 10 reasons why that may be a good thing. A recap on the trip to Santa fe is in order and it isn't what you think. Lastly Mike and Devin listen to the angel and the devil on their shoulders to see which one has the best retirement advice. 

Sep 24, 2019
Tears of Themed Classrooms

Teachers everywhere are trying to one-up the other teachers with their neat room decor. Not me, I got bills to pay. But I can dream about it. Also, we revisit a new twist on some old teachers in the news stories and lastly we go over some embarrassing moments in class... as students. 

Sep 19, 2019
Tears of Changing Careers

Devin is on the road again and discusses his time in LA, along with the awesome travel experiences like... Toledo, OH. We talk about a class reunion 60 years in the making and lastly we talk changing careers, and what would make the easiest transition for teachers. 

Sep 17, 2019
Tears of Lottery

Would you quit if you won the lottery? One teacher didn't and we tackle the advantages of being worth more than your school. A teacher faces a pension cut... after it was paid. And we touch on the PC world in which we live in with a more serious discussion on humor in the classroom. 

Sep 12, 2019
Tears of Automation

Wouldn't it be great to have an automated Parent/Teacher Conference? We agree and did all the work designing the interface for you. A teacher gives birth on the sidewalk outside her school, probably because her class was too overcrowded. And a recap of the Phoenix weekend with Mr. D. 

Sep 10, 2019
Tears of SNICK

Devin recalls a dream come true at Kennedy Space Center, that promptly is shut down by mother nature. The crew struggles to get through Macbeth without feeling offensive. And lastly Devin stokes the campfire for a special edition Are You Afraid of the Dark episode, teacher style (Part 1).

Sep 05, 2019
Tears of a Hurricane

How does a hurricane compare to teaching? We have the answers! A teacher mows his yard naked, and alcohol was not involved. Devin discusses being on the road and why the Midwest all looks the same.

Sep 03, 2019
Tears of Free Bird

What is the ultimate teacher playlist? We discuss the submissions, and give a few of our own. Devin talks about dedicating yourself to a passion, and is it OK for parents to check the social media of teachers?

Aug 29, 2019
Tears of Sickness

It is the beginning of the year, and Devin has some practical/hilarious tips for staying healthy among the heathens. Florida teachers continue to not disappoint when it comes to making headlines. Lastly, Mike decided it was a great idea to Facetime Devin nude. Sadly, not the first occurrence.

Aug 27, 2019
Tears of Meditation

Three days in and all hell is breaking loose in Atlanta schools, and of course we are here to laugh about it. Devin wins a D.A.R.E. Mike wins a Pulitzer, kind of. And Devin takes us on a teacher meditation journey unlike any other.

Aug 22, 2019
Tears of Open House

After a freak hack attack from the Russian DOE, we are back and better than ever. Devin and Mike discuss a teacher with a great responses to a DRUNK student. Then we dive head first into beginning of the year Open Houses, and Devin delivers the open house spiel we all dream of.

Aug 20, 2019
Tears of Back to School PD

Devin has to endure one of the most brutal and baffling PD experiences in his 13 years of teaching. Middle school teacher gone wild with a smorgasbord of drugs. And we talk about the most embarrassing moments teachers have had in the classroom.

Aug 15, 2019
Tears of a Fashion-D-sta

MrDTimes3, Joe Dombrowski joins the guys on this episode to talk do’s and do harder when it comes to fashion in the classroom. Mike gives us the low down on his encounter with the mob in Chicago, and it still doesn’t match the dangers of teaching. Teachers in the news rounds it out.

Aug 13, 2019
Tears of Class Lists

Class lists are rolling in and teachers’ eyes are rolling back. What is the best way to set up your classroom besides putting your desk in the hallway? A superintendent gets headbutted and after finding out how much he is paid, Mike and Devin volunteer to do it again. Finally, Devin makes a Suge Knight reference to stay hip.

Aug 08, 2019
Tears of Sugar Daddies

Devin and Mike take on the infamous “How was your summer” icebreakers. We discuss teachers looking for Sugar Daddies in NYC. Then we try to get to the bottom of teachers giving out zeros in class, but give up and still get 50 percent of the problem solved! Lastly, we talk teacher perks… kind of.

Aug 06, 2019
Tears of Stupid Questions

Mike flaunts his 800+ credit score to Devin as he flaunts his 800+ overdrafts. We talk about a teacher that goes on an annual purge of drunken debauchery and trespassing. Lastly, Devin rounds up all the best responses to stupid questions asked in the classroom and we crown a winner.

Aug 01, 2019
Tears of Legalization

We dive head on into the topic of weed in the classroom, smoking teachers, and kids that walk into class with eyes more red than the Terminator. Math comic books are a thing and yes it is as corny as it sounds. Also, Devin discovers he could never be a writer for Law and Order.

Jul 30, 2019
Tears of Resignation

A teacher decided to resign the very next day after seeing my comedy show. I should have charged her more for the Ted Talk. Angry Texan joins us in studio as our first ever guest. We discuss a thieving teacher mother/daughter duo and end on your classroom sarcasm submissions from Facebook.

Jul 25, 2019
Tears of Wrestling

After a single missed episode, Devin has a beef with Mike and his “vacation”. Do teachers have Savings Accounts or just more places they can observe how broke they are? The guys discuss handling that time of the month in the classroom, and is wrestling in the ring basically like a day in the classroom? Devin does a top 10 to find out.

Jul 23, 2019
Tears of Going Solo

Mike is on vacation, but I wanted to keep the magic alive, so I went solo this episode. You will likely miss his Jabba the Hutt style cackle, but hopefully you enjoy the mix of heartfelt, raw, and, of course, humorous stories of my teaching origins. Journey with me through college, lay offs, bogus test scores, and the trails and tribulations of being a new teacher.

Jul 16, 2019
Tears of The Goth Kid

We discuss the goth days of Devin (yes, you read that right), and a crazy middle school assault. The court system let’s Mike down, and Devin offers some positive news to the new teachers… for once.

Jul 11, 2019
Tears of the VMA’s

Devin tells the infamous story of taping over his baby videos. Alabama teachers have some training to do, but not anything like you would… wait it is Alabama, you can probably guess. And lastly, we explore the lowest paying jobs in the US and which jobs teachers should envy. All that and more on the newest episode of Crying in My Car: A Podcast for Teachers.

Jul 09, 2019
Tears on The Pitcher’s Mound

The guys discuss Devin’s glory days as a hall of fame baseball pitcher. Sarcasm included. A veteran teacher gets the can and we dig deep to find out why. Spoiler: We don’t. And lastly Devin gives the commencement speech for teachers that we have always wanted to give. Fireworks included.

Jul 04, 2019
Tears of The Paper Straw

Devin heads to Key West and hopes to one day return with a fist full of plastic straws. Mike gives us a preview of his search history and his parents are concerned. And how do we motivate kids to get good grades? Bill the parents. All that and more on this week’s episode.

Jul 02, 2019
Tears of the Heron

The boys discuss building empathy in students, as Devin hunts endangered species. A teacher gets the ax after posing nude with one. Which classes should they teach in school? And a middle school lock-in sleepover replaces Dante’s 9th circle of hell.

Jun 27, 2019
Tears of Overdrafts

In this special live recording, we ponder the best ways to prove you’re a teacher, and hint: Blood Alcohol Content is one of them. A principal in China gets walked all over, literally. And we discuss teachers that changed our life, or made us fear for it.

Jun 25, 2019
Tears of Abroad

We laugh and cry over the worst/best cities to stretch your teacher paycheck, learn a little about teaching in Vietnam, and discover how a middle school teacher became a billionaire and now the woman of my dreams. Teachers, take time out from contesting your overdraft fees and give this new episode a listen and a share.

Jun 20, 2019
Tears of Fame

Early podcast recording times leave me delirious, but the listener will win with this one. Teachers come out to support my comedy, but leave me in hot water. Grads bash teachers with their speeches, but are they wrong? And can gossip get a kid suspended? If so, let’s play operator!

Jun 18, 2019
Multi-Level Marketed Tears

You can listen to this podcast, but first you must recruit four more teachers to sell this podcast for you. Sound like a pyramid scheme? It is. Listen in as we binge wine, and tell you the secret to retiring early. Hint: It involves selling your organs. Listen now to the only podcast approved by Kim Jong IV.

Jun 13, 2019
Tears of Yellow

The beginning of Summer Break is here, but at what cost? Will Devin ever get his checklist completed without seeing red from the yellow? What happens when a Principal decides to take a strip club detour on the field trip, and let’s hand out some end of the year trophies to your favorite teacher pet peeves.

Jun 11, 2019
Tears of Recitals

Kids’ recitals are the worst. Everyone agrees, and by everyone I mean Mike and myself. Mike tells us of the time he “dominated” local theatre, and the end of the year means the kids have checked out, but we check out long before them sometimes (all the time).

Jun 04, 2019
Tears of Protest

Teachers take to the streets and get a little help from our WTF (Way Too Factual) picketing signs. A teacher makes six figures teaching Dungeons and Dragons, and we discover a crepe catastrophe.

May 28, 2019
Tears of The Dap

A teacher list of slang goes viral, we all mocked him but then discovered that we might not know what these kids are saying either. Ever have a teacher go off the rails? Are you that teacher? Don’t throw your phone at a child, plug in the headphones you took from a student and take a listen.

May 21, 2019
Tears of The D Drawings

How many D’s can just one student draw on a desk and why does it have to be so lifelike? What lengths will one teacher go to just to get away from his students? And this podcast is nice and short, because I know, as a teacher, you probably have to pee.

May 14, 2019
Tears of Parent/Teacher Conferences

How many assault charges does it take to become an effective high school coach? And what type of parents do you meet at a PTC? We break them down, with only a minor slow down in the “scohol” zone.

May 07, 2019
Tears of Grad Bash

The ultimate field trip, or the shafting of the century? We decide for you. And like the Masked Magician, I pull back the curtain on the correct way to spell “manner”.

May 01, 2019
Tears for the Roaches

Food in the classroom? Some say nay, some aren’t me. And is boxed wine really food anyways? Lastly, why are the walls in Devin Siebold’s class bare? Ingenious move, pure laziness, or just a constant reminder of the personal jail he works in? Tune in to find out it is all of the above.

Apr 24, 2019
Tears of the Movie Day

We know which movie you left for your sub to show, but what are they REALLY showing and do the kids even remember the time you played Showgirls? Also, is teaching a job for women? We let the men decide.

Apr 17, 2019
Tears of the Second Job

Second careers are a necessity in the world of teaching, we discuss the most unusual ways to make money and mock the scam that is the school fundraiser, all while munching on $36 cookie dough.

Apr 11, 2019
Tears of Double Standards

Two men discuss women’s dress code because it is par for the course in today’s society. Also, MASH says we are poor and live in a shack now so our opinion doesn’t even matter.

Apr 06, 2019
Tears of Asteroids

Oregon Trail brought dysentery to classes nationwide, but a classroom full of free laptops could be the redemption we need. Hilarious and insightful, the boys take a tech trip down memory lane.

Apr 06, 2019
Tears of Report Cards

A first year teacher’s awesome battle with a video game addiction, the wrong way to communicate grades to parents, hysterical sexual innuendos in class, and how to eat lunch on your student’s dime.

Mar 14, 2019
Tears of the New Teacher

Welcome Episode explores advice for new teachers that could result in prison time, Storytime about students in mugshots, and news about a teacher that won 10k reading the terms and conditions.

Mar 09, 2019