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Yonkey Donk
 Sep 10, 2018
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What's going on, Internet!? Prepare for some of the most insane rambling about everything from life, to sex, to what passes for 21st-century Internet culture. Your aural canals are ours, and we're filling them with nonsense -- courtesy of hosts Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville. BRAAAP BRAAAP! New episode every Friday afternoon!

Episode Date
The Comedy Button: Episode 362
01:05:51

We're cooking with SPORTS, baby. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Dec 07, 2018
The Comedy Button: Episode 361
59:05

Ryan lives his entire life like the "BUT THERE MUST BE A BETTER WAY!" guy in the first 10 seconds of every infomercial. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Nov 30, 2018
The Comedy Button: Episode 360
58:56

Max and Jenn regale us with stories of their Japanese honeymoon, where they discovered weird sex corners in every store, fought deer, and visited an amusement park. Starring Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with special guests Jenn Scoville and Kristin Van De Yar.

Nov 23, 2018
The Comedy Button: Episode 359
55:18

In this episode, we all ponder the stupid ways that we want to die, and also what should be written on our tombstones. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Nov 16, 2018
The Comedy Button: Episode 358
56:09

Best He-Man character? Worst superpower? Least bad James Bond? We tackle 2018's key issues. Starring Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with special guest Jack DeVries.

Nov 09, 2018
The Comedy Button: Episode 357
59:32

It's our November after-Halloween spooktacular, with guest host Jack DeVries on-hand to talk candy mascots and help us figure out which movie monsters are the best at bangin' out. Starring Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with special guest Jack DeVries.

Nov 02, 2018
The Comedy Button: Episode 356
58:11

Sbarro sucks, Large Marge is (still) terrifying, and Scott can definitely be bribed to let himself be attacked by birds for an entire night. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Oct 26, 2018
The Comedy Button: Episode 355
01:03:49

In this episode, we learn some fascinating facts about Taco Bell, edible panties, Amazin' Fruit, and the time that Brian got so excited for Home Alone 2 that he broke a window. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Oct 19, 2018
The Comedy Button: Episode 354
01:12:10

Welcome to the Comedy Button, a podcast full of old people who go to sad dad rock shows, get migraines all the time, and remember when prank phone calls were a thing. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Oct 12, 2018
The Comedy Button: Episode 353
54:20

Where in the world is Ryan Scott? Who knows -- but let's talk about fake streaming services, how dumb we were in our 20s, and what drives a person to hang out at Denny's for 24 hours. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Max Scoville.

Oct 05, 2018
The Comedy Button: Episode 352
01:10:20

Hey, Anthony's back for a totally rat-ical guest appearance! Since we last saw our old partner in crime, he got hitched, got some rats, lost some rats, got some other rats, got a catheter for one of those rats, and got a how-to book for being a rat doctor. You might say he's now the rat king. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with special guest Anthony Gallegos.

Sep 28, 2018
The Comedy Button: Episode 351
01:05:09

It's time for our annual Comedy Button Awards, honoring the best movies of 1995. Also, we make fun of Rip Torn, and nerd out about prank call albums. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Sep 21, 2018
The Comedy Button: Episode 350
54:42

For our 350th episode extravaganza, we fight sea creatures, play a fun game of "Would You Fellate Cthulhu?," and wince in pain as Ryan attempts to explain how he would plan our birthday parties. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Sep 14, 2018
The Comedy Button: Episode 349
58:15

An oral history of Lunchables, as told by the Comedy Button. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Sep 07, 2018
The Comedy Button: Episode 348
54:57

Ryan is back from his month-long exile to the chicken nugget factory, just in time to answer life's difficult questions about Ninja Turtles tattoos. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Aug 31, 2018
The Comedy Button: Episode 347
01:07:35

Greetings from the RAM RANCH! Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Max Scoville, with special guest Jenn Scoville.

Aug 24, 2018
The Comedy Button: Episode 346
01:19:29

Mrs. Scoville herself joins us to reflect on the big wedding day. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Max Scoville, with special guest Jenn Scoville.

Aug 17, 2018
The Comedy Button: Episode 345
01:10:12

We have a record TWO WOMEN on our dumb idiot podcast this week, so of course we have to talk to them about Ninja Turtles and werewolves. Starring Brian Altano and Max Scoville, with special guests Jenn Scoville and Kristin Van De Yar.

Aug 10, 2018
The Comedy Button: Episode 344
01:07:35

This week, we figured it would be a good idea to design a tattoo for Ryan, figure out how to get him to eat weird exotic food, and stoke the fire of his eternal war with "film critic" Harry Knowles. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Aug 03, 2018
The Comedy Button: Episode 343
01:02:20

Who got the final rose at Max Scoville's The Bachelor party? Turns out, it was booze and Saturday morning cartoons. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Max Scoville.

Jul 27, 2018
The Comedy Button: Episode 342
59:08

Let's give it up to Spider-Man for starring in one of the best and worst games ever created by human beings on planet Earth. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Jul 20, 2018
The Comedy Button: Episode 341
01:00:34

Look out, Roger Federer -- secret tennis expert Ryan Scott is coming to take your job and all your sponsorships. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Jul 13, 2018
The Comedy Button: Episode 340
56:45

We've got some awesomely stupid plans for Max's bachelor party (and some even stupider ones that we ultimately didn't go with!). Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Jul 06, 2018
The Comedy Button: Episode 339
01:06:30

This week, Brian gets a good, healthy head start on embarrassing his daughter in front of all her school friends, with the story of her birth. Also: BRIAN'S A DAD NOW! How crazy is that!? Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Jun 29, 2018
The Comedy Button: Episode 338
01:00:50

We've got some hot takes on Hot Topic, Brian cherishes his final pre-fatherhood moments, and we debate which cereal mascots are the most bangable. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Max Scoville.

Jun 22, 2018
The Comedy Button: Episode 337
01:00:35

April is back this week to dish on Ryan's love affair with NCIS, and work out the mystery of her father-in-law's inability to understand how to order food at Chipotle. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with special guest April Gibson.

Jun 15, 2018
The Comedy Button: Episode 336
01:02:20

Scientists found a dinosaur, a TV network found a conscience, and we found more Taft facts. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Max Scoville.

Jun 08, 2018
The Comedy Button: Episode 335
59:48

Have we ever missed a flight? How does Ryan feel about corn? Have any of us ever had an animal attached to our genitals? Who thought square pizza was a good idea? Would we eat a pizza shaped like America? We attempt to answer some of these questions, among others. Starring Brian Altano, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Jun 01, 2018
The Comedy Button: Episode 334
58:02

This week, the love of Ryan's life joins us to corroborate the fact that he is a terrible cook, shed some light on their home life, and recount a near-fatal brush with an angry school of Swedish Fish. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with special guest April Gibson.

May 25, 2018
The Comedy Button: Episode 333
01:10:43

We bet you we can guess the plot of a stupid talking animal movie from the '80s, just from looking at the poster. BONUS SEGMENT: essential Old West train robbery tips, from local expert Jared Petty! Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Ryan Scott, with special guest Jared Petty.

May 18, 2018
The Comedy Button: Episode 332
01:05:44

This week, we answer one of the most awful hypothetical questions that's even been posed to this show. Starring Scott Bromley and Max Scoville, with special guest Jack DeVries.

May 11, 2018
The Comedy Button: Episode 331
01:00:27

We're joined once again by our old friend Jack to discuss awful lurid things like looking at porn, hiding porn, our favorite porn, porn pet peeves, and if we'll ever be embarrassed by stuff we talk about on this show (like porn). This is what happens when we crowdsource topics from our horrible Facebook group. Starring Scott Bromley and Max Scoville, with special guest Jack DeVries.

May 04, 2018
The Comedy Button: Episode 330
01:13:27

Our pal Seth Macy gives us the inside scoop on living in Maine: The Stephen King State, the eldritch horror of relaxing island life, running a fake news site, and why he paid $600 to watch Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 in theaters. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with special guest Seth Macy.

Apr 27, 2018
The Comedy Button: Episode 329
01:09:43

This week, we discuss the sexiest movies of all time according to clickbait robots, awful reality shows, guilty pleasures, problematic faves, and dogs. Look, we let Ryan host again, so it's a big mess. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with special guest Kristin Van De Yar.

Apr 20, 2018
The Comedy Button: Episode 328
01:06:11

Our pal Kristin joins us once again to regale us with sordid tales of finding love in Left 4 Dead, awful public transportation encounters, an unforgettable Harry Potter bathroom break, and much more. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with special guest Kristin Van De Yar.

Apr 13, 2018
The Comedy Button: Episode 327
01:12:35

Someone let Ryan host again, and you all know what that means: utter nonsense. Join us as we create a wizard's scroll, realize that early writing sounded more like pornsite comments, and discuss the finer points of collecting vs. hoarding. Starring Brian Altano, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with special guest Brandon Hunt.

Apr 06, 2018
The Comedy Button: Episode 326
56:55

Guest host Brandon Hunt shows us just how far one dedicated fan will go to hear the director's commentary for the '90s Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles film. Starring Brian Altano, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with special guest Brandon Hunt.

Mar 30, 2018
The Comedy Button: Episode 325
01:03:31

Ryan managed to move somewhere even more boring than Sunnyvale, and he even watches Jeopardy every night, like the old man that he (not-so-) secretly is. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Mar 23, 2018
The Comedy Button: Episode 324
01:00:52

Scott and Ryan cozy up in an intimate one-on-one episode, to talk about cool samurai movies and Wikipedia secrets. Starring Scott Bromley and Ryan Scott.

Mar 16, 2018
The Comedy Button: Episode 323
01:10:57

Brian has learned a terrifying, brain-scarring new truth about horses. Also, Ryan becomes God for a minute, and creates the world's most horrific nightmare animal (and we want your fan art). Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Ryan Scott.

Mar 09, 2018
The Comedy Button: Episode 322
01:14:46

What interesting life statistic would we want to know when we die? We're science boys today, everyone! Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Mar 02, 2018
The Comedy Button: Episode 321
01:06:54

We have a serious talk about mental health, and a somehow equally serious talk about how many circus peanuts would kill a person. We swear that the former has nothing to do with the latter. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with special guest Jared Petty.

Feb 23, 2018
The Comedy Button: Episode 320
01:03:26

One of us is finally becoming a father -- and he's never been more terrified. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Feb 16, 2018
The Comedy Button: Episode 319
01:02:51

Do all those those farm animals really believe they can get away with their hate crimes and loitering? Not if Cowlumbo the Cow Detective has anything to say about it. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Feb 09, 2018
The Comedy Button: Episode 318
01:00:23

Which one of us had a kids' birthday party in his 30s (hint: It's not who you think)? What are the worst (and best!) ice cream flavors? What is the dumbest pop culture monster? What's the tallest animal that a man can pee over? We only ask the hard questions here. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Feb 02, 2018
The Comedy Button: Episode 317
01:02:57

This week, we have some adventures in FOOOOOOOOOOOOD! Except for Ryan, because he orders Subway sandwiches like he's Jeffrey Dahmer. Dude needs to have his head checked. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Jan 26, 2018
The Comedy Button: Episode 316
57:28

You know who's better than everyone at everything? Kevin frickin' McCallister. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Jan 19, 2018
The Comedy Button: Episode 315
47:52

It's hard to lose someone you love -- and believe us, we know. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Jan 12, 2018
The Comedy Button: Episode 314
01:02:46

Why are boobs weird (according to a woman)? What constitutes a god-tier pangus? And what should you shave before visiting a Japanese spa? Let's get this year off to a properly dumb start! Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Max Scoville, with special guest Kristin Van De Yar.

Jan 05, 2018
The Comedy Button: Episode 313
48:21

Get ready for Hollywood's next big thing: the Cereal Mascot Cinematic Universe. The Trix Rabbit. Captain Crunch. Count Chocula. That dumbass Honey Nut Cheerios Bee. That shrieking vermin that's always always after the Honeycomb. Wendell the Baker. All your favorites, together, on the big screen, at last. The Comedy Button (this episode, anyway) is Brian Altano and Max Scoville, drunk in a hotel room in Anaheim. (We apologize in advance for the unusually crummy audio quality; it's the end of the year and we're out of brain power.)

Dec 29, 2017
The Comedy Button: Episode 312
01:10:34

Our awesome guest host, Kristin Van De Yar, is a true worldwide phenomenon. Also, we've discovered the most awesome life hack for getting out of jury duty: Just commit a crime, and you're home free forever. Take THAT, civic duty! Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Max Scoville, with special guest Kristin Van De Yar.

Dec 22, 2017
The Comedy Button: Episode 311
01:06:09

Is it possible to record the world's longest, stupidest outro to a dumb Internet radio show? Well, we certainly did give it a shot. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Dec 15, 2017
The Comedy Button: Episode 310
01:03:48

YouTube creator and talent manager John Carle used to write for the WWE -- and boy, does he have some crazy tales for us. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with special guest John Carle.

Dec 08, 2017
The Comedy Button: Episode 309
56:25

One of our favorite guest hosts, Jared Petty, joins us to ponder Goofy's questionable dog-hood and discuss everybody's favorite dumb fantasy story, THE LOOOOORD OF THE RIIIIIINGS. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Max Scoville, with special guest Jared Petty.

Dec 01, 2017
The Comedy Button: Episode 308
56:55

It's Thanksgiving with the Comedy Button -- which obviously means it's time to hide from your family and listen to us talk about Easter baskets, Nick at Nite, Ace Ventura, and the worst flavor of Skittles. Yep, happy holidays! Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Max Scoville.

Nov 24, 2017
The Comedy Button: Episode 307
01:03:49

We dig into the wild and crazy mind of guest host Jared Petty, learn all about his weird surprise allergies, and and then talk about the legacy of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. In other words: Just another week! Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Max Scoville, with special guest Jared Petty.

Nov 17, 2017
The Comedy Button: Episode 306
01:03:10

Seasonal Affective Disorder is a serious disorder that affects millions of people every season, but we've got a great solution for coping with it: going out in the woods and hiding porno for future generations of perverts to discover. Or, you could just listen to our idiotic podcast for degenerates. We're sorry. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Nov 10, 2017
The Comedy Button: Episode 305
01:11:01

We're apparently very hungry boys, because this episode is all about hot dogs, pretzels, pizza, nacho cheese, soda, and Tootsie Roll Pops. Of course, we also find time to discuss the Mighty Ducks, strip clubs, owls, and punching holes in our bedroom walls as teenagers. Starring Brian Altano, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Nov 03, 2017
The Comedy Button: Episode 304
54:56

Welcome to the Comedy Button's Halloween Thanksgiving Special -- a cornucopia of spooky facts about mummies, meatballs, and celebrity spelunking. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Max Scoville.

Oct 27, 2017
The Comedy Button: Episode 303
01:02:40

We've got the lowdown on career Renaissance faire yeomen (and #yeowomen), and what could happen if they ever enact stricter gun control laws on whatever planet the Predator came from. Starring Brian Altano, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Oct 20, 2017
The Comedy Button: Episode 302
59:34

Get ready for a critical, chin-stroking discussion about our very favorite warning label: that wacky cartoon staple, the skull-and-crossbones. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Oct 13, 2017
The Comedy Button: Episode 301
55:50

Introducing Starchy, the world's #1 potato super-fan, and Al'ekz J'on'zz of the River Folk, the star of Middle-earth: Shadow of Infowars. Starring Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with special guest Marty Sliva.

Oct 06, 2017
The Comedy Button: Episode 300
01:10:38

It's our landmark 300th episode! What better way to celebrate this milestone than reminiscing about the world's first podcast circa 1910, wondering what our pets think of our poops, and trying to figure out exactly WTF a goulash even is. In other words, we're awful at celebrating milestones. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Sep 29, 2017
The Comedy Button: Episode 299
01:01:22

This week, we discuss the three founding founders of modern comedy: Pauly Shore, Adam Sandler, and Ed (that fictional baseball-playing monkey from that movie with Matt LeBlanc). We also talk about quicksand, silo explosions, Pecos Bill, popcorn, pizza conventions, action figures, and which form of transportation we'd live in. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Max Scoville. In loving memory of Ryan Scott, another tragic victim of quicksand.

Sep 22, 2017
The Comedy Button: Episode 298
01:02:30

We don't know much about babies, but we definitely know a lot about terrible restaurants and dumb cereal box prizes. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Sep 15, 2017
The Comedy Button: Episode 297
56:06

Scott went to Michigan again, and... well, Michigan still sucks, everybody. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Max Scoville.

Sep 08, 2017
The Comedy Button: Episode 296
46:43

What do you do when you're in Germany? Well, if you're Brian Altano, you visit a haunted puppet shop and bring your friends a loot crate filled with garbage. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Max Scoville.

Sep 01, 2017
The Comedy Button: Episode 295
01:03:23

In what is clearly our best episode ever, Ryan hijacks show-hosting duties to explain how he and his father were jointly unable to figure out how a microwave works. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Aug 25, 2017
The Comedy Button: Episode 294
56:52

For your consideration, we present "Ryan Orders Room Service: A Short Play." Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Aug 18, 2017
The Comedy Button: Episode 293
01:06:05

Our pal Jack DeVries joins us to answer what is by far the weirdest and darkest dating question we've ever considered. Welcome to the HORROR BUTTON. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Max Scoville, with special guest Jack DeVries.

Aug 11, 2017
The Comedy Button: Episode 292
57:04

Marty Sliva tells us what it's like to be a pub trivia master, and bonds with Ryan over their shared useless knowledge of the Saw film series. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Ryan Scott, with special guest Marty Sliva.

Aug 04, 2017
The Comedy Button: Episode 291
01:01:46

Welcome to the Comedy Button... now co-hosted by an Emmy award-nominated producer! One more item off the bucket list. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Ryan Scott, with special guest Marty Sliva.

Jul 28, 2017
The Comedy Button: Episode 290
57:41

Facebook is a bunch of spam bots, the Internet is full of clickbait, and computers ruin everything. Now listen to our podcast about dumb dishes and stupid awful food. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Jul 21, 2017
The Comedy Button: Episode 289
48:31

Don't do drugs, kids -- otherwise you'll find yourselves in conversations about Goosebumps, dank memes, Zelda sex toys, and pineapple pangus. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Jul 14, 2017
The Comedy Button: Episode 288
01:01:03

Anthony Gallegos returns! Our old friend's been dealing in shady second-hand motorcycles, nursing a growing collection of pests, and gearing up to participate in a medical study where he gets pumped full of drugs for money. Some things never change. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with special guest Anthony Gallegos.

Jul 07, 2017
The Comedy Button: Episode 287
01:05:50

Our pal Jared Petty stops by to tell us about some super-bodacious skeletons and siiiiiiiiick Trapper Keeper designs. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with special guest Jared Petty.

Jun 30, 2017
The Comedy Button: Episode 286
58:24

We get all sexy with our ASCII skills, and Brian tells us about his latest weird trip to Japan. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Jun 23, 2017
The Comedy Button: Episode 285
01:02:12

Little-known fact: 1705 was a great year. We wouldn't believe it either, if we hadn't just made that up. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Jun 16, 2017
The Comedy Button: Episode 284
57:31

Marty Sliva is here to help us figure out whether Limp Bizkit vocalist Fred Durst was cool, and reminisce about our favorite fictional portrayals of that hilarious go-to comedy bit, depression. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville with special guest Marty Sliva.

Jun 09, 2017
The Comedy Button: Episode 283
01:00:23

We're sick of all those old, stale, crusty mom jokes... so we've got some real, real good dad jokes for you instead. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Jun 02, 2017
The Comedy Button: Episode 282
57:40

This week, we join in on the adventures of the world's most oblivious farmer/zookeeper, and stuff some old dusty mummies in some loot crates. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

May 26, 2017
The Comedy Button: Episode 281
56:57

Brian becomes our resident astronomer, Ryan shares his favorite peanut butter recipes, and Scott reminisces about how incredibly lawsuit-prone the Jelly Belly Factory used to be. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

May 19, 2017
The Comedy Button: Episode 280
57:37

Let's go to Disney World, get drunk at Epcot Center, and laugh at alligators (AKA nature's car accidents). Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Max Scoville, with special guest Jack DeVries.

May 12, 2017
The Comedy Button: Episode 279
01:00:32

Want to indulge in exotic eateries, and dine on strange and unusual offerings of the fast food gods? Just get in your car and drive, like, an hour, dude. These are the weird and bizarre fast food restaurants we've been to... and want to go to. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

May 05, 2017
The Comedy Button: Episode 278
01:03:34

Local Animorphs expert Jack DeVries stops by to chat about his leaked noodz and weird upcoming Australian furry gathering. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Max Scoville, with special guest Jack DeVries.

Apr 28, 2017
The Comedy Button: Episode 277
52:51

It's pet week here at the Comedy Button -- where Brian has a close encounter with a real-life Double Dragon character's dog, Ryan shares his future animal jail's floor plans, and we wonder if snakes are tax deductible for business purposes. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Apr 21, 2017
The Comedy Button: Episode 276
55:04

Nick Robinson joins us once again to tell us the secrets of running an underground DDR club and how arcades rules the world. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Max Scoville, with special guest Nick Robinson.

Apr 14, 2017
The Comedy Button: Episode 275
01:04:50

How much does it cost to buy the world's largest Cheeto? What's the best celebrity voice and animal combination? And why does anyone still love Sonic the Hedgehog? Nobody asked these questions, but you're damn sure we have the answers anyway. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Max Scoville, with special guest Nick Robinson.

Apr 07, 2017
The Comedy Button: Episode 274
53:24

Some things change, and some things never do. Like all the swears. Boy, do we like all that cussing. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Mar 31, 2017
The Comedy Button: Episode 273
57:39

Real-life pro chef Andy Lunique is on hand to teach Ryan... nothing. Absolutely nothing. It's hopeless. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with special guest Andy Lunique.

Mar 24, 2017
The Comedy Button: Episode 272
57:09

We don't know what dating is like, since we're all old and married... but our favorite cool sitcom character Zach Ryan is here to educate us. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Max Scoville, with special guest Zach Ryan.

Mar 17, 2017
The Comedy Button: Episode 271
01:05:20

Anthony Carboni drops by for a Snakequake update, Andi Gutierrez reflects on handling social media for major brands, and we debate whether we'd rather spend the night on an inflatable mattress or inside a haunted school bus. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with special guests Anthony Carboni and Andi Gutierrez.

Mar 10, 2017
The Comedy Button: Episode 270
01:07:33

The always-positive Jared Petty joins us once again to reminisce about the random grab-bag of treasures that was the physical video rental store. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with special guest Jared Petty.

Mar 03, 2017
The Comedy Button: Episode 269
01:03:32

Our pal Marty Sliva definitely has some first-hand experience with a particular kind of snake on a plane. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with special guest Marty Sliva.

Feb 24, 2017
The Comedy Button: Episode 268
01:01:46

Our wonderful friend Jared Petty drops by to share his unbridled optimism in the midst of this stupid, broken world. Also: Horses are scary, body-switching comedies are cool, and circus peanuts suck. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with special guest Jared Petty.

Feb 17, 2017
The Comedy Button: Episode 267
01:03:08

Our pal Mike Drucker drops by to talk about buying games drunk, all the stupid dumb politics, and writing science stuff for Bill Nye. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Max Scoville, with special guest Mike Drucker.

Feb 10, 2017
The Comedy Button: Episode 266
01:01:32

It's time for some fashion tips with the Comedy Button! We're here to tell you what hat goes best with your crushing insecurity, the one time that you don't look fully stupid in shorts, and how many Internet tutorials it takes to tie a tie. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with special guest Marty Sliva.

Feb 03, 2017
The Comedy Button: Episode 265
01:08:19

Don't look behind the curtain of the fun things that you enjoy, unless you want to be scarred for life like us! Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Jan 27, 2017
The Comedy Button: Episode 264
01:05:40

Fun fact: Even the most awful and idiotic creations on Earth can, against all rational odds, garner at least a few fans. Yes, that's right... some of us really liked GoBots when we were young and stupid. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Jan 20, 2017
The Comedy Button: Episode 263
01:05:52

It's just another week at the Comedy Button... which means we're counting down our favorite Kevin James movies (spoiler: it's none of them), being haunted by the ghost of Luther Vandross, and coming up with much better names for all the Lion King characters. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Jan 13, 2017
The Comedy Button: Episode 262
01:07:50

Guess which number is higher: The number of bad movies we forced our parents to take us to see as kids, or the number of food items that Ryan has successfully made during his three-and-some-change decades on planet Earth. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Jan 06, 2017
The Comedy Button: 5-Year Anniversary Special
01:17:29

It's our five-year (OK, TECHNICALLY five-year and 2.5-month, give us a break) anniversary special, and we've put together a selection of the podcast's most hilarious stories for some of our favorite guests. Have a laugh at some of our best moments... or, if you're new around here, this is an awesome sampling of what you've been missing. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with special guests Anthony Carboni, Jack DeVries, Mike Drucker, Mitch Dyer, Andrew Goldfarb, Ryan McCaffrey, Greg Miller, Colin Moriarty, Jared Petty, Zach Ryan, Dan Ryckert, Adam Sessler, Marty Sliva, and Jackie Talbott.

Dec 30, 2016
The Comedy Button: Episode 261
56:55

The Winter Bear is here to help you ring in the holidays! Time for some festive manscaping, dumb '90s toys, and some of the the worst trading cards ever brought to market. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Dec 23, 2016
The Comedy Button: Episode 260
01:11:02

Max gets something off his chest -- literally. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Dec 16, 2016
The Comedy Button: Episode 259
01:13:07

In true kidult fashion, Max had his big 30th birthday party in fabulous Las Vegas, and it was... pretty much the most depressing thing ever. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Dec 09, 2016
The Comedy Button: Episode 258
01:06:12

Marty Sliva guest-hosts to help us figure out the science of ghost-busting. And, yes, given the show that you're listening to, "ghost-busting" means exactly what you think it means. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Ryan Scott, with special guest Marty Sliva.

Dec 02, 2016
The Comedy Button: Episode 257
01:11:03

Forties: How do they work? Gin: Satan's gasoline? Fast food: What are our top fives? Yep, we only ask the hard questions here. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Max Scoville, with special guests Jared Petty and Dan Ryckert.

Nov 25, 2016
The Comedy Button: Episode 256
01:03:05

We have some hot cuck theories to share, you guys. Also, breaking news: You probably shouldn't use that word, because it turns out that only the most awful people use it. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Ryan Scott, with special guest Marty Sliva.

Nov 18, 2016
The Comedy Button: Episode 255
01:12:30

This week, we envision a futuristic theme park where racists can act out their most ignorant fantasies, discuss Max and Brian's trip to New York, suggest healthy recipes for an ogre diet, and do possibly the world's worst impression of Jon Voight. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Nov 11, 2016
The Comedy Button: Episode 254
01:06:21

Who's your favorite tennis player? Ours is Anaconda Kournikova. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Nov 04, 2016
The Comedy Button: Episode 253
01:03:19

What's our favorite Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles porn? Were the Gobots really that bad? Who would play us in a Comedy Button movie? What were the best USA Network shows, BESIDES Burn Notice? Yes, these are the burning questions. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Oct 28, 2016
The Comedy Button: Episode 252
01:06:39

Hey, pro tip for life: DON'T HAVE A WEDDING ON A HOLIDAY WEEKEND. We promise, your friends and family definitely don't like you that much. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Oct 21, 2016
The Comedy Button: Episode 251
01:04:03

What would our last meal on death row be? You should definitely know better than to ask us a question like that. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Oct 14, 2016
The Comedy Button: Episode 250
01:06:03

It's our quarter-millennium milestone -- and the end of an era, as our pal Anthony rides off into the sunset. It'll be OK, we promise! Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Oct 07, 2016
The Comedy Button: Episode 249
01:07:28

Turns out, cereal monsters are the stupidest kinds of monsters, because they don't make any god damned sense. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Sep 30, 2016
The Comedy Button: Episode 248
58:35

Good news, everyone: Scott inadvertently figured out how to troll jukebox-equipped bars across the United States, from the comfort of your own homes. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Sep 23, 2016
The Comedy Button: Episode 247
01:01:28

These idiots all think that they can replace Ryan Scott with a Ryan Scott sound board, but YOU CAN'T REPLACE RYAN SCOTT! After all, who would write these episode descriptions? Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, and Max Scoville.

Sep 16, 2016
The Comedy Button: Episode 246
01:08:17

We get intimate with our old pal Applejack, find some creative uses for a kangaroo pouch, debate the world's scariest cereal mascot, and learn all about Max's experience as a schoolyard witch. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Sep 09, 2016
The Comedy Button: Episode 245
01:11:28

Guest hosts Andrew Goldfarb and Zach Ryan sit in to tell us about the European vacation they went on with Brian. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, and Max Scoville, with special guests Andrew Goldfarb and Zach Ryan.

Sep 02, 2016
The Comedy Button: Episode 244
01:08:07

Get ready for our hot new sitcom, "Curiosity: The Mars Robot." Or maybe "Mars: The Curiosity Robot." We don't actually know how TV works. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Aug 26, 2016
The Comedy Button: Episode 243
57:32

Max adopts a blind goose, Brian encounters a street terrorist armed with Red Bull, and Anthony shares his favorite meal to beat the summer heat: a nice hot bowl of soup. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Aug 19, 2016
The Comedy Button: Episode 242
01:14:15

Guest host and celebrity ghost Vincent Price briefly joins us, as Scott recalls his whirlwind tour across Europe and picks a fight with Australia. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Aug 12, 2016
The Comedy Button: Episode 241
01:05:41

Brian played a live game of Double Dare, and Max hung out with DMX in a hotel parking lot. Yes, these are both things that happened in 2016. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Aug 05, 2016
The Comedy Button: Episode 240
01:04:16

Our friend Chastity Vicencio joins us to talk about what it was like working for Jimmy Fallon, how she almost became a teen pop sensation, and that one time that comedian Tracy Morgan awkwardly hit on her. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with special guest Chastity Vicencio.

Jul 29, 2016
The Comedy Button: Episode 239
01:03:30

Firemen have the easiest job in the world, except for those few hours a year where they really, really don't. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Jul 22, 2016
The Comedy Button: Episode 238
01:06:53

The podcast's one sane man attempts to explain Doctor Who to a bunch of people who cannot even begin to understand how awesome it is. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Jul 15, 2016
The Comedy Button: Episode 237
01:10:00

Our pal Jared Petty joins us this week to talk about all the delicious candy that takes us back to the good old days. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, and Max Scoville, with special guest Jared Petty.

Jul 08, 2016
The Comedy Button: Episode 236
57:15

Mike Drucker joins us once again, to brag about how smart he was in high school -- so smart, in fact, that one time someone pulled a gun on him. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, and Max Scoville, with special guest Mike Drucker.

Jul 01, 2016
The Comedy Button: Episode 235
57:23

We know we're shameless pawns of the patriarchy when we say this, but man, living with naked women sure is cool. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Anthony Gallegos, with special guest Zach Ryan.

Jun 24, 2016
The Comedy Button: Episode 234
01:00:49

Everyone, we found out some hot dirty news about Toad and Frog. It involves the F-word a lot. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, and Max Scoville, with special guest Jared Petty.

Jun 17, 2016
The Comedy Button: Episode 233
01:14:51

Mike Drucker sits in for Ryan this week -- and he and Brian have a serious talk about Florida, the Everglades, and why Forrest Gump secretly sucks. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, and Max Scoville, with special guest Mike Drucker.

Jun 10, 2016
The Comedy Button: Episode 232
01:07:58

Guest hosts Alanah Pearce and Zach Ryan stop by to help us figure out how many bands old we are, and which celebrities we could most convincingly pretend to be. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Anthony Gallegos, with special guests Alanah Pearce and Zach Ryan.

Jun 03, 2016
The Comedy Button: Episode 231
01:13:27

It's time for your latest episode of Max Scoville's Yucky Boobies Monthly, everybody. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

May 27, 2016
The Comedy Button: Episode 230
01:04:43

Our best friend for life, Applejack, makes his triumphant return this week, before we get really sad about the deaths of NYC's Toys R Us and FAO Schwarz. And have you ever wondered if a horse can throw up? We Google the answer LIVE, because we're all about the facts here. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

May 20, 2016
The Comedy Button: Episode 229
01:04:21

The one and only Jack DeVries is back to give us the latest scoop on his love life, express his love for watching animated movies while under the influence, and help us discover some weird (and some even true) Presidential facts. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with special guest Jack DeVries.

May 13, 2016
The Comedy Button: Episode 228
01:01:37

The '90s were... weird. They were very, very weird. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, and Max Scoville.

May 06, 2016
The Comedy Button: Episode 227
01:09:50

It's historical fact week! Did you know that ninjas used cat eyes to tell time? Or that cowboys used to have to get... creative in how they visualized landmarks, while they were spending some quality alone-time? We wouldn't believe these things ourselves, if we hadn't just made them up! Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, and Max Scoville.

Apr 29, 2016
The Comedy Button: Episode 226
01:05:12

We attempt to explain American politics to an Australian, via Dragon Ball Z and Pokemon references. Which... sounds about right these days. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, and Max Scoville, with special guest Alanah Pearce.

Apr 22, 2016
The Comedy Button: Episode 225
01:02:54

This week, we podcast because Scott's new cat LETS us podcast. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, and Max Scoville.

Apr 15, 2016
The Comedy Button: Episode 224
01:14:52

When our wives get together, they talk about actual things, while (presumably) plotting against us. When we get together, we talk about rat deathmatches and two-donged men. All is right with the world. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Apr 08, 2016
The Comedy Button: Episode 223
47:05

When the worst things happen in life, the best thing to do is to surround yourself with the people who make you the happiest. A very special episode of The Comedy Button. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Apr 01, 2016
The Comedy Button: Episode 222
01:28:52

This week, we've got a couple of awesome guest stars here to give you some hot ASMR videos and a long-awaited Snakequake update. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Max Scoville, with special guests Anthony Carboni and Trisha Hershberger.

Mar 25, 2016
The Comedy Button: Episode 221
01:08:31

Comedian and Tonight Show With Jimmy Fallon writer Mike Drucker joins us to discuss the fake history of the world's worst musical instrument, how to deal with a commute full of crazy people, and getting a massage from a sloth. Then, Scott finally visits a country other than America, only to realize that he never should have left. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with special guest Mike Drucker.

Mar 18, 2016
The Comedy Button: Episode 220
01:08:08

We pretend to be cavemen that have to hunt for our own food with a tennis racket, learn we don't know anything about Russia, and wonder if those damn teens will end up being nostalgic for Shrek. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Mar 11, 2016
The Comedy Button: Episode 219
01:08:01

Who likes truck fights? WE LIKE TRUCK FIGHTS. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Mar 04, 2016
The Comedy Button: Episode 218
01:04:57

QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK, we've got some dirty, dirty duck tales for you. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Feb 26, 2016
The Comedy Button: Episode 217
01:12:41

Anthony has started up a bad bromance with returning guest host Jared Petty, who conjures up some old southern twang to tells us some tales. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with special guest Jared Petty.

Feb 19, 2016
The Comedy Button: Episode 216
01:15:04

We don't understand YouTube. Or the Internet. Or modern dating. Or anything, really. Send help! Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with special guest Marty Sliva.

Feb 12, 2016
The Comedy Button: Episode 215
01:13:45

Only '10s kids will understand these amazing William Howard Taft facts! Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with special guest Marty Sliva.

Feb 05, 2016
The Comedy Button: Episode 214
01:11:35

Pro tip: If you light yourself on fire, just look for some water to jump in or something. Those fire extinguishers are a pain to work with. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Jan 29, 2016
The Comedy Button: Episode 213
01:15:13

Max went to Vietnam and had himself a big ol' nightmare vacation. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Jan 22, 2016
The Comedy Button: Episode 212
01:04:26

When we were kids, they always promised us candy and orange slices after we played those dumb sports. So yeah, you're darn right we played them. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Jan 15, 2016
The Comedy Button: Episode 211
01:13:35

So, stop us if you've heard this one already: Star Wars. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, and Ryan Scott.

Jan 08, 2016
The Comedy Button: Episode 210
01:07:24

We were going to make some New Year's resolutions, but we got distracted by all of Klasky Csupo's insane-looking '90s cartoon characters. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Jan 01, 2016
The Comedy Button: Episode 209
01:05:15

Internet superstar Anthony Carboni is here to help us pitch the greatest low-budget thriller since Sharknado. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with special guest Anthony Carboni.

Dec 25, 2015
The Comedy Button: Episode 208
01:04:04

It turns out, we don't understand siblings, mouth stuff, Helen Keller, fish tanks, history, or a lot of other stuff. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, and Ryan Scott, with special guest Marty Sliva.

Dec 18, 2015
The Comedy Button: Episode 207
01:13:14

How do seasons work in California? How does Ryan get sick? How much did '80s garbage dumps rule? These are the questions that matter. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Dec 11, 2015
The Comedy Button: Episode 206
01:07:06

Anthony is smack-dab in the middle of creating a real-life sequel to The 'Burbs. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Dec 04, 2015
The Comedy Button: Episode 205
01:07:25

We have way too much to say about pee. WAY. TOO. MUCH. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Nov 27, 2015
The Comedy Button: Episode 204
53:33

We sure have dropped a lot of F-bombs on this show -- one very patient fan even counted them up. Seriously, there's a spreadsheet and everything! Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Nov 20, 2015
The Comedy Button: Episode 203
01:05:44

It's vacations all around, as Brian reconnects with the motherland (AKA New York), and Max checks into a ritzy Mexico hotel using all that white privilege he's been hoarding. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Nov 13, 2015
The Comedy Button: Episode 202
01:05:03

Applejack the centaur is here to tell you about horse pills. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Nov 06, 2015
The Comedy Button: Episode 201
01:31:28

TV host and gaming icon Adam Sessler stopped by to talk about some porno we found in the woods, life after G4, and a bunch of spooky stuff -- because hey, it's Halloween. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Max Scoville, with special guest Adam Sessler.

Oct 30, 2015
The Comedy Button: Episode 200
01:41:47

The Boozeocalypse. The Alcoholocaust. Hurl Harbor. Wine/11. Whatever you want to call it, it's our long-awaited 200th episode spectacular, and we're getting trashed on some of the most terrible liquor in the world, sent to us by you -- our adoring fans. It was painful, it was miserable, and we love you all for it. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with a special appearance by Bill Zoeker.

Oct 23, 2015
The Comedy Button: Episode 199
01:10:34

So... what would Shredder have done if he'd ever ACTUALLY killed the Ninja Turtles? Ever think about that one? Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Oct 16, 2015
The Comedy Button: Episode 198
01:09:29

In this episode, we're talking about grown-up stuff, like pooping your pants at work. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Oct 09, 2015
The Comedy Button: Episode 197
01:06:29

Anthony entered into hostile negotiations with a business of raccoons. And it looks like their stock prices... have hit rock-bottom. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Oct 02, 2015
The Comedy Button: Episode 196
01:19:30

Our significant others have all ganged up and are now plotting against us. Pretty cool. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Sep 25, 2015
The Comedy Button: Episode 195
01:09:43

Did you think we would ever stop with those dumb MYYYY WIIIIIIFE jokes? Well, Scott Bromley got married, so that's never going to happen! Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Sep 18, 2015
The Comedy Button: Episode 194
01:06:55

Only '90s kids will remember this one weird wedding trick. Churches HATE this guy. Secrets you never knew! Number 6 will shock you! Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Sep 11, 2015
The Comedy Button: Episode 193
01:02:27

Our close encounter with the Oscar Mayer Wienermobile got us wondering exactly how many hot dogs a person eats every year. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Sep 04, 2015
The Comedy Button: Episode 192
01:13:28

We're all pretty depressed. It might have something to do with the big bag of POGs that we just bought. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Aug 28, 2015
The Comedy Button: Episode 191
01:05:10

The cast is divided on their opinions about outdoor urination, but they're all pretty sure all those inflatable protest rats are stupid, and limousine pizza is awesome. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Aug 21, 2015
The Comedy Button: Episode 190
01:06:38

While Max and guest host Andrew Goldfarb went to the land of hamburgers and better-tasting gummy bears (AKA Germany), Brian had things pulled out of his face, and Anthony hunted for garbage at a ramen festival. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with special guest Andrew Goldfarb.

Aug 14, 2015
The Comedy Button: Episode 189
01:27:16

Scott's bachelor party proved once and for all that we are a bunch of giant, adult children who probably need supervision (also: it was awesome). Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, and Ryan Scott.

Aug 07, 2015
The Comedy Button: Episode 188
01:05:37

Max Scoville reveals that you, too, could be the unwitting victim of a criminal house-pooper. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Jul 31, 2015
The Comedy Button: Episode 187
57:11

Skunkin', poop-mowin', and piracy: It's all in a week's work for the Comedy Button. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Jul 24, 2015
The Comedy Button: Episode 186
01:13:13

This week, THE COMEDY BUTTON REACTS to all the commercials at San Diego Comic-Con, fireworks that will probably wake up the neighbors, and all the depressing flyover state nonsense that Michigan can throw at us. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Ryan Scott, with special guest Marty Sliva.

Jul 17, 2015
The Best of the Comedy Button: 2015 Edition
02:08:17

Need some laughs? Try this collection of the Comedy Button's best bits on for size, and we guarantee that we'll brighten your day -- and maybe even draw some puzzled looks from your friends, loved ones, and/or complete strangers while you laugh your head off at our nonsense. And this is just what we've been able to fit in from our past year's worth of episodes. Welcome to your favorite weekly comedy podcast! Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Jul 10, 2015
The Comedy Button: Episode 185
01:08:17

Anthony is either going to start collecting tomahawks, or buy a donkey. One of these things may be true. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Jul 03, 2015
The Comedy Button: Episode 184
01:11:05

Max gets so much action in haunted houses, we might as well start calling him Fred. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Fred Scoville.

Jun 26, 2015
The Comedy Button: Episode 183
01:12:07

One man made a recent pilgrimage to the home of the Goonies -- and he definitely found some rich stuff. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with special guest Jared Petty.

Jun 19, 2015
The Comedy Button: Episode 182
57:12

We have some deep thoughts on the anatomy of Greek statues. Also: Anthony went to Disneyland, where he learned that selfie sticks can kill you. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, and Max Scoville.

Jun 12, 2015
The Comedy Button: Episode 181
01:16:10

Brian's European Vacation was way better than that stupid movie sequel that's coming out soon. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, and Max Scoville.

Jun 05, 2015
The Comedy Button: Episode 180
01:01:10

Our pizza place has been taken over by jocks. Also, there are some animals we really don't want to eat. Can you guess which ones they are? Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, and Max Scoville.

May 29, 2015
The Comedy Button: Episode 179
01:08:51

Guest host Marty Sliva joins us once again to talk about his "style" (mind the air quotes), and we discover that we have some awesome female listeners. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, and Max Scoville, with special guest Marty Sliva.

May 22, 2015
The Comedy Button: Episode 178
01:01:10

Church's Game of the Year Edition came out, and Scott was on the scene to give us an updated review. Spoiler: It's worse. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

May 15, 2015
The Comedy Button: Episode 177
01:04:59

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas... and then it stumbles awkwardly into the Comedy Button recording studio. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

May 08, 2015
The Comedy Button: Episode 176
58:18

While half of the cast was off at a Star Wars LARP, Anthony made a house for his cat. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

May 01, 2015
The Comedy Button: Episode 175
01:05:59

High school reunions are stupid, but not as much as actual high school! Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with special guest Bill Zoeker.

Apr 24, 2015
The Comedy Button: Episode 174
01:02:21

We have way too much to say about who should play Krang in the next terrible Ninja Turtles movie. Call your agent, Verne Troyer. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with special guest Bill Zoeker.

Apr 17, 2015
The Comedy Button: Episode 173
01:06:59

The We Have Concerns podcast's Anthony Carboni joins us to puzzle over the wild experience that was WrestleMania. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with special guest Anthony Carboni.

Apr 10, 2015
The Comedy Button: Episode 172
51:25

Mike Drucker -- Tonight Show writer extraordinaire -- drops by to talk about comedy, Nintendo, and how much fun he and Brian used to have working together. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with special guest Mike Drucker.

Apr 03, 2015
The Comedy Button: Episode 171
01:12:02

Guest host (and Giant Bombcast regular) Dan Ryckert tells us why Taco Bell is the best, why wrestling is awesome, and why Jose Canseco is his archnemesis. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with special guest Dan Ryckert.

Mar 27, 2015
The Comedy Button: Episode 170
54:08

Buzzfeed is the future, everybody. Deal with it! Also, moving really sucks. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Mar 20, 2015
The Comedy Button: Episode 169
55:10

Max and Anthony live together now! It's like some weird porno plot, except with toy store trips instead of sex. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Mar 13, 2015
The Comedy Button: Episode 168
01:02:21

ANTHONY IS BACK! ANTHONY IS BACK! AND WE SAW MONSTER TRUCKS FIGHT! Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Mar 06, 2015
The Comedy Button: Episode 167
57:06

We're gonna judge your "art," and then get drunk and go to incredibly stupid events. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Feb 27, 2015
The Comedy Button: Episode 166
01:06:40

Get drunk, find a toy store, and go to space. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Feb 20, 2015
The Comedy Button: Episode 165
01:08:37

Danny Tamberelli -- of Jounce, Manboobs, Grand Theft Auto V, and The Adventures of Pete & Pete fame -- pays us a visit to talk about the art of comedy. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with special guest Danny Tamberelli.

Feb 13, 2015
The Comedy Button: Episode 164
01:12:01

We have a serious talk about the nectar of life -- as well as a debate on the pros and cons of bull-riding. Also, hermit crabs are stupid. Just saying. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Feb 06, 2015
The Comedy Button: Ryan and Father One-on-One -- SNEAK PREVIEW! GET IT ON PATREON!
12:46

Here's a sneak preview of our two-part interview with Ryan Scott's father, with cast reactions. It's just a short peek at what you're in store for when you support us on Patreon (www.patreon.com/comedybutton). Get these two bonus episodes while you can -- they're going away in mid-February, when our new monthly bonus episodes replace them!

Jan 30, 2015
The Comedy Button: Episode 163
53:09

We embark on a hot air balloon adventure, and tell some duck tales of a... very... different sort. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Jan 30, 2015
The Comedy Button: Episode 162
01:04:23

We're gonna tell you why all those animals are stupid. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Jan 23, 2015
The Comedy Button: Episode 161
01:09:15

We try to learn French from a classic '80s weed monster. Also: We're pretty sure Paddington Bear wears clothes because he's secretly a homicidal lunatic. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Jan 16, 2015
The Comedy Button: Episode 160
52:56

Anthony thought it would be a good idea to interview all of us, and ask us all of his long-burning questions. Short version: We're all fat and need to exercise more. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Jan 09, 2015
The Comedy Button: Episode 159
01:14:57

To help us celebrate 2015, former DeLorean owner Ryan McCaffrey regales us with tales about that one time when he got stuck in 1955. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with special guest Ryan McCaffrey.

Jan 02, 2015
The Comedy Button: Episode 158
01:02:24

Gumby is stupid, pogs were never cool, and Skeletor is advertising Honda cars on TV. WTF is wrong with this world? Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Dec 26, 2014
The Comedy Button: Episode 157
01:17:27

Our recent foray into cooking was a complete disaster. Also, your friends' jokes probably suck. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Dec 19, 2014
The Comedy Button: Episode 156
01:04:11

When did we all realize that we were adults? And WTF is that word we just made up at the end of the last sentence? Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Dec 12, 2014
The Comedy Button: Episode 155
57:32

We go behind the scenes on our recent NPR interview, talk about stupid made-up animals, pay a visit to the cat cafe, and learn that Max might have possibly hooked up with a Goonies villain one time. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Dec 05, 2014
The Comedy Button: Episode 154
55:32

We visit our very own graveyard of comedy failures, discuss the importance of traveling when you're young, and invite David Lynch onto our show for one brief shining moment. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Nov 28, 2014
The Comedy Button: Episode 153
01:16:07

Guest host Jack DeVries returns to help us examine the effect that weird old dudes and X-Men cartoons have on impressionable youths. We also wonder what fast food commercials would look like if they actually told the truth, and talk about our biggest first world problems. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Max Scoville, with special guest Jack DeVries.

Nov 21, 2014
The Comedy Button: Episode 152
01:07:08

Huff paint, read a book, and join us for myriad tales of getting hitched. Note: Please don't huff any paint. Don't do drugs. Even though that's not really a drug, unless you're stupid. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Nov 14, 2014
The Comedy Button: Episode 151
01:10:31

You have relationship questions, we have long-winded answers and hard-left tangents. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with special guest Marty Sliva.

Nov 07, 2014
The Comedy Button: Episode 150
01:18:27

With Halloween upon us, murder is in the air as we talk about Anthony's road rage, Ryan's terrible driving skills, and which of us would make the least-wrathful god. Also, Halloween kinda sucks when you're an adult. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Oct 31, 2014
The Comedy Button: Episode 149
59:14

Cool Ryan Scott returns to tell us a very out-of-left-field story about his dad. That is, after Anthony and Max tell us all about what the aliens REALLY want to do to us. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Oct 24, 2014
The Comedy Button: Episode 148
01:07:20

Special guest Moonshine Bonanza regales us with tales from the strip club, and we uncover a lot of Max's ongoing psychological problems when he reads us some bedtime stories from his 2nd grade journal. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with special guest Moonshine Bonanza.

Oct 17, 2014
The Comedy Button: Episode 147
01:01:09

Saturday morning cartoons are officially dead, and we reminisce about our favorites as Anthony regales us with stories of hunting for literal garbage in sunny Seattle. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Oct 10, 2014
The Comedy Button: Episode 146
01:47:27

Brian and guest host Mitch Dyer had themselves an adventure in Japan, where (among other things) they encountered a strange golden man, cavorted with owls, and had a brush with the Yakuza's top gaming expert. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with special guest Mitch Dyer.

Oct 03, 2014
The Best of the Comedy Button: 2014 Edition
01:27:05

It's another collection of the Comedy Button's greatest bits -- perfect for getting all you new listeners up to speed, and to force all of your other heathen friends to listen to, and like, and like liking! Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Sep 26, 2014
The Comedy Button: Episode 145
57:04

Max gets a fake doctor's note, and everyone shares their favorite Ryan Scott memories. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Sep 19, 2014
The Comedy Button: Episode 144
01:05:01

Between bouts of consuming the borderline-toxic novelty sodas and candy that one sadistic fan sent us, we delve into the little-known friendship between Benjamin Franklin and Mark Twain. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Sep 12, 2014
The Comedy Button: Episode 143
01:00:45

Brian and Max went fishing with Anthony up in Seattle, and lived through their very own PAX Prime hotel nightmare. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Sep 05, 2014
The Comedy Button: Episode 142
01:02:58

Disaster strikes our cast, and we don't just mean the recent California earthquake -- Scott recounts the most horrific Airbnb mix-up ever. First-world problems, people. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Aug 29, 2014
The Comedy Button: Episode 141
01:11:22

Max returns from his whirlwind tour of Vietnam -- where he helped struggling children who were crying in pain due to health issues -- only to be greeted by a bunch of Internet gamer man-children crying in fake pain about season passes and Fez 2. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Aug 22, 2014
The Comedy Button: Episode 140
01:04:09

Yes, some people are in the closet -- but this week's guest star actually lives in a literal closet. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, and Ryan Scott, with special guest Bill Zoeker.

Aug 15, 2014
The Comedy Button: Episode 139
01:12:20

Max's girlfriend joins us this week to talk about bad movies, Vietnam vacations, and her poops. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with special guest Jenn Ngo.

Aug 08, 2014
The Comedy Button: Episode 138
46:58

In a battle between superheroes, Aquaman has way cooler powers than Jesus. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Jul 31, 2014
The Comedy Button: Episode 137
01:03:00

Much-requested guest host Jackie Talbott joins us at long last, to talk about things that are only legal in two states, and a bunch of other very un-ladylike things. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, and Max Scoville, with special guest Jackie Talbott.

Jul 25, 2014
The Comedy Button: Episode 136
49:44

Guest host Jack DeVries returns to tell sordid tales of Philadelphia field trips gone horribly bizarre. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with special guest Jack DeVries.

Jul 18, 2014
The Comedy Button: Episode 135
01:19:25
Pot is legal in Washington, and eels are DUMB. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
Jul 11, 2014
The Comedy Button: Episode 134
01:19:37

Special guest Colin Moriarty joins us to talk about how you're not really east coast unless you've had a near-death experience at actual real-world New Jersey nightmare factory Action Park. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with special guest Colin Moriarty.

Jul 03, 2014
The Comedy Button: Episode 133
58:59

This week, we celebrate (or at least incredulously listen to) Brian and Max's shared love... for horses. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Jun 27, 2014
The Comedy Button: Episode 132
01:15:46

Our (real) reactions to this year's E3 Expo are nothing compared to Ryan and Anthony's schoolyard magazine production dreams. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, and Ryan Scott.

Jun 21, 2014
The Comedy Button: Episode 131
57:24

This year's E3 was apparently pretty crazy -- but not quite as crazy as Anthony's tale of feeding condoms to dogs. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Jun 13, 2014
The Comedy Button: Episode 130
53:19

What do anime conventions and the cat circus have in common? They're both orchestrated by a lot of single people. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Jun 06, 2014
The Comedy Button: Episode 129
56:35

Ah, boy... we're just so tired of all these Star Wars. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, and Max Scoville.

May 30, 2014
The Comedy Button: Episode 128
01:05:14

Facebook gots stupid questions, and we gots smart 'n' funny answers. Come at us, Internet. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, and Max Scoville.

May 24, 2014
The Comedy Button: Episode 127
01:14:35

Video game critic, TV personality, and all-around awesome dude Adam Sessler joins us to talk about the first time he kissed a girl, and how he turned Wayne's World into a career. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Max Scoville, and Ryan Scott, with special guest Adam Sessler.

May 16, 2014
The Comedy Button: Episode 126
01:14:51

Ryan wasn't here this week to take copious notes and stay quiet for a full hour, so who knows what's in store for this episode? Probably bangin' talk. Lots of bangin' talk. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, and Max Scoville.

May 10, 2014
The Comedy Button: Episode 125
51:18

None of these things are good ideas: powdered alcohol, throwing a dead cobra on the street, buying makeup that's sponsored by fictional characters, and keeping in touch with your old stupid classmates. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

May 02, 2014
The Comedy Button: Episode 124
54:32

Anthony is, apparently, the best BFF ever, whether you're a man or woman. Which is totally cool, you know. We're cool with whatever -- whatever you want to do is cool with us. Not judging at all. We're just saying, Anthony is super-cool. Hes a pretty cool guy, great guy. He's a real keeper. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Apr 26, 2014
The Comedy Button: Episode 123
01:14:27

What's the most cartoonishly bad restaurant in San Francisco, and who went there for kicks (hint: not Ryan)? Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Apr 18, 2014
The Comedy Button: Episode 122
01:17:36

Everyone has vacation stories this week! Max stayed in a horse hotel, Brian saw the 9/11 tourist attraction, and Ryan visited his ancestral homeland. Yep, only the best for this band of actual grown adults. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Apr 11, 2014
The Comedy Button: Episode 121
56:21

Brian and Max are too drunk for their own good. Seriously, WTF is wrong with these guys? Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Apr 04, 2014
The Comedy Button: Episode 120
01:19:41

We aren't quite sure whether H.R. Pufnstuf or the terrifying original version of McDonaldland left more childhood scars on us. Remember, kids: Night terrors are not fun. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Mar 28, 2014
The Comedy Button: Episode 119
49:29

This week, the cast plays "Kill Ryan." The shocking truth is, they would utterly lose this game in real-life, because Ryan is a MFing BADASS. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Mar 21, 2014
The Comedy Button: Episode 118
49:21

It's almost 2015, and we still don't have all that garbage Back to the Future Part II promised us, nor are we living in some weird alternate version of the '80s. But that sure as heck doesn't keep the Internet from trolling the heck out of people who are desperate for a stupid flying skateboard. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Mar 14, 2014
The Comedy Button: Episode 117
01:22:37

If each of us could swap lives with one of our fellow castmates for a day, who would we pick? Well, the answer to that is: How badly does everyone want to experience Ryan's presumed cartoon-character lifestyle? And how much do we want to bang each other's girlfriends? This is kind of awkward now. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Mar 07, 2014
The Comedy Button: Episode 116
01:09:26

This week, amid our stories of accidental racism and Chris Farley sightings, one Comedy Button cast member unveils his grand plan for creating a home cockpit chair. Just in case you didn't know, that's not even a single full step shy of owning a race car bed. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Feb 28, 2014
The Comedy Button: Episode 115
01:30:47

What happens when two nerdy white guys (one of them nine feet tall) visit the ancestral homeland of video games and samurai -- Japan itself -- and decide that it would be a great idea to get into bathroom hijinks at an anime cafe? Yeah, it's even worse than you think. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with special guest Mitch Dyer.

Feb 21, 2014
The Comedy Button: Episode 114
01:33:04

We watch some stupid commercials, steer clear of Seattle's horse cops, take a ride on the Reading Railroad, have some excellent spa adventures, witness a shootout, Hulk out at a cabbie stricken with Uber-envy, freak out about corporations, hear more about Anthony's love life, leave our porn out for the maintenance guy, obsess over Wikipedia way too much, play Minecraft for grown-ups, praise our role models, and have a serious herp-chat. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Feb 15, 2014
The Comedy Button: Episode 113
01:44:25

On this week's extra-awesome episode, Adventures of Pete & Pete star Danny Tamberelli returns with his on-sceen big brother Mike Maronna in tow, we hear some behind-the-scenes tales of Grand Theft Auto V, Ryan and Mike have an OK Q*bert love affair, Mike tells us what it was like to teach Bill Clinton how to use the Internet, we hear some fun Home Alone set stories, we hear even more Pete & Pete stories, everyone recalls their He-Man memories, we drop some hot hip-hop voiceovers, Max and Mike nerd out over their mutual love of Dragon Ball Z, and Danny and Mike answer some listener email. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with special guests Michael Maronna and Danny Tamberelli.

Feb 07, 2014
The Comedy Button: Episode 112
01:27:45

It's another three-man show, wherein Scott hates his birthday, we recall the first video games we ever played, Ryan delves into the contents of his MP3 player, proxy servers are cool, our stupid hobbies make us feel older than we are, we (occasionally) question our lots in life, the revelation of Santa Claus and wrestling being (spoilers) fake drove our kid selves mad, getting friend-zoned is your own stupid fault, we examine the peculiar difficulties of the late '90s, we talk all about pants, we take refuge in an imaginary zombie apocalypse, a 35-year-old virgin asks us for some love advice, and we reveal our comedic influences. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, and Ryan Scott.

Jan 31, 2014
The Comedy Button: Episode 111
01:22:43

This week, Anthony is dating a 23-year-old, we take a trip to the Bone Zone, the great California drought has us doing nothing differently whatsoever, Max grows up a little bit more, Tata Massage takes its face-slapping operations international, rap is for insane people, politically correct people don't care about you, Anthony misses San Francisco, Scarlett Johansson loves her Sodastream, we don't understand where countries are, we remember some of our most rage-filled moments, Ryan hacked some pay phones, Brian made a ninja movie, Max is actually a permanent man-child, and we all say something nice about Ryan. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Jan 25, 2014
The Comedy Button: Episode 110
01:20:24

With half the cast MIA, it's down to Brian, Scott, and the guy who doesn't talk to discuss the Star Wars canon re-org, Ryan's extracurricular activities, Brian's month of sobriety, Scott's big gay wedding, continuing to get old, pie filling for lunch, the origin of our show's name, Brian's triple-platinum album, the aftermath of Scott's new pop culture show, and Dungeons & Dragons. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, and Ryan Scott.

Jan 17, 2014
The Comedy Button: Episode 109
01:20:37

After a way-longer-than-we-planned-for holiday break, we're back in 2014 to talk about the real-world problems that occasionally happen, Anthony's love for Rust, "Ryan Scott," Brian's latest awful airline story (and his subsequent tales from New Jersey), Anthony's quest to be totally radical at 31, eating healthy because we're old, Anthony's dad's newfound tolerance for humanity, Max's big tragedy lever pull, Ryan vs. the MMA, the worst college professor ever, bashing fine art, dire YouTube predictions, and Brian's r-word resolution. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Jan 10, 2014
The Comedy Button: Episode 108
01:26:28

We're joined by a couple of awesome IGN editors to talk about life as an extra in the movie biz, Ryan's new Ranger Smith look, Midwestern values, the horrors of Culver's, BuzzFeed's terrible ideas for Christmas pumpkins, the 1994 Academy Awards, the art of manscaping, amazing listener emails with terrible endings, banging out with dead bodies in the house, and the importance of referential humor. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, and Ryan Scott, with special guests Andrew Goldfarb and Marty Sliva.

Dec 20, 2013
The Comedy Button: Episode 107
59:54

This week, in-between bouts of random audio issues (sorry about that), we pull some cool pranks, Ryan's wife schools us on cooking steaks, we get a box of bad German booze, Christmas arrives early, Max is a walking cartoon disaster of epic proportions, Anthony protects himself from riff-raff, we ascertain how to tell if a girl is into you, Anthony has SAD, Ryan pays someone to lock him in a room, and we scrutinize one listener's problems with his hot supermodel wife. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Dec 13, 2013
The Comedy Button: Episode 106
01:19:42

This week, Ryan does a bang-up hosting job, Captain Planet is still terrible, a thoughtful listener subscribes us to Instabang, we consider the weirdos that date below their league, trading cards are for dorks, monster trucks and demolition derbies are for insane people, we don't want other people's kids on our fridge, engagement photos are the worst, we deal with fans awkwardly, Boston sucks, holiday shopping for your parents sucks, wedding planning sucks, and 7-Eleven food sucks. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Dec 06, 2013
The Comedy Button: Episode 105
01:39:12

We forget to hit record, Anthony eats a whole pie for his birthday, Jaden Smith's Twitter account is insane, Brian sees a midget Rastafarian, Brian is an accidental racist at Starbucks, we talk about talking during sex, Anthony gets in touch with his Mexican side, we imagine some insane Christmas gifts for each other, Scott reveals a weird holiday tradition, Ryan is the manliest cast member, Ryan's dad is the world's manliest gamer, and we love on some terrible old video games. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, and Ryan Scott.

Nov 29, 2013
The Comedy Button: Episode 104
01:05:03

We find out who's a nasty man, sex acts are like Doom weapons, Anthony expiration-dates a girl, we ponder the logistics of droid slavery, we discover Lindsay Lo Pan, our young selves discover that gay people exist, our shirts will get you laid (100% true story), and we recount the worst propositions from individuals who we were just desperate to avoid. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Nov 22, 2013
The Comedy Button: Episode 103
59:52

Max takes his career back to the future (and explains his weird phobias), we do a boob tally, the Folsom Street Fair is weird, Ryan whips out the bully blinders, Brian is a closet depression eater, Ryan spins tales of his former criminal mastermind career, we're glad Blockbuster is finally gone, we learn some monster cereal facts straight from the source, we all totally would have been friends in high school, and making out is awesome (mostly). Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Nov 15, 2013
The Comedy Button: Episode 102
01:15:44

This week, we contemplate the idea of becoming actual Ghostbusters, we're still giant manbabies, Brian makes fun of tiny horses, Ryan would be the worst drug-purchaser ever, hangovers suck, getting older sucks, our childhood bullies' adult lives suck, and moving away from home rules. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Nov 09, 2013
The Comedy Button: Episode 101
01:16:10

We hear stories from medical professionals, get wind of some weird STD news, talk about the stupid Power Rangers, bring up Brian's apparent archnemesis, make fun of cartoon theme songs, hear about Ryan's unwanted drug deal, get excited about Halloween, debate the merits of Twizzlers and Red Vines, move out of our parents' houses, get an update on Ryan's Renaissance Faire adventures, roll our eyes at disappointing educational field trips, discuss our favorite scary movies, and ponder the ramifications of sleeping with friends-of-friends. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Nov 01, 2013
The Comedy Button: Episode 100
01:26:17

In this 100th episode semi-spectacular, we count our blessings, weigh time spent playing video games vs. watching porn, discuss classy erotica habits, wonder if the cobra in our cobra booze is still alive, whine about public transportation, play "IKEA or Death Metal Band," talk fashion, break down our 6th grade sex lives, go all-in on guest Greg Miller's hard-won battle against cancer, reminisce about the dumb X-Men cartoon, and ponder how to get free beef jerky. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with special guest Greg Miller.

Oct 25, 2013
The Comedy Button: Episode 99
01:11:19

This week, Anthony broadcasts from space, Max has a big announcement, we talk about whackin' (and not the mob kind), fast food travels through time, Max wants to be rotoscoped, pennies are still dumb, Ryan reads us some hot Amazon reviews, Game of Thrones is a ye olde porno, we speculate on Ryan's living conditions, we tally our couches battle scars, and we have some fun with Goosebumps story titles. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Oct 18, 2013
The Comedy Button: Episode 98
01:18:46

This week, Anthony gets in touch with his inner Mexican, Star Trek is still dumb, Scott has a Donald Duck butt, we play "Racist or True," Brian encounters a time-traveling vagrant, Scott follows in Brian's footsteps, people sell some weird Grand Theft Auto-related merchandise on eBay, old video games are awesome, the Mile High Club might not actually be legal, E.T. is weird, Super Mario World is totally better than Donkey Kong Country, we discover that '80s funk is the prequel to gangster rap, we try to figure out WTF "joggling" is, one listener gets some action, and we want you to nominate us in the 2013 Podcast Awards! Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Oct 11, 2013
The Comedy Button: Episode 97
01:05:31

Ryan's life gets disrupted by a chocolate factory burning to the ground, Lobo is the worst comic book character ever, Brian pops the question, we speculate on our continuing snail's-pace race to parenthood, we dish out some advice to a 27-year-old virgin, we speculate on which cast members would win in a fight, and a bunch of 30-year-olds try to understand what Tinder is. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Oct 04, 2013
The Comedy Button: Episode 96
01:20:08

Anthony throws a penny whistle concert, we tell some cat tales, Anthony's becoming more of a bar regular than Norm from Cheers, '90s rap videos are insane, we get a letter from a juggalo, Brian has mile-high horror story, we shake our heads at comments on porn videos, a listener sends us some Swedish treats, Ironman is a scam, Anthony hits the sensory deprivation chamber, and huffing paint probably isn't the greatest idea in the world. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Sep 27, 2013
The Comedy Button: Episode 95
58:44

Ryan and Brian roll with San Francisco's craziest cab driver, Seattle gets collectively high, Anthony goes on a solo adventure, Max makes a very odd find at PAX Prime, the river man demands payment, we talk Exosquad, Ryan discusses his just-in-case-I-die preparations, we whine about how hard it used to be to get porn, we look at the hot new toy of 2013, and Cool Ryan Scott returns. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Sep 20, 2013
The Comedy Button: Episode 94
01:08:35

Ryan and Anthony go to PAX Prime 2013, the guys who make Halo apparently listen to our show, Max gets all muscular, Anthony has a white weekend, one public break-up gets very awkward, the ThunderCats are awesomely bad, He-Man is even worse, Anthony plays us a sweet song, the old Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and Batman toys are all kinds of insane, and Nickelodeon Gak is back. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Sep 13, 2013
The Comedy Button: Episode 93
58:36

Anthony is absent again this week, and in his stead we learn the origins of one very politically incorrect term, Max gets confused by the concept of land ownership, Ryan hates on Harry Knowles (who still sucks even though his Kickstarter got funded after we recorded this), Brian wishes for a cool wheelchair, we recall our favorite (and least favorite) comedies, we recall the ghosts of Comedy Button past, and we remember Charlotte's Web's worst character. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Sep 06, 2013
The Comedy Button: Episode 92
01:02:54

Max steps in for hosting duty in Anthony's absence, Scott has one of the most white-person weekends ever, we ponder making our own Weird Science girl, everyone really hates Guy Fieri, we introduce more reasons for you to give us money, we still aren't role models, we discuss fun things that couples can do while driving, we discuss the finer points of shaving, and the theme song to Nickelodeon Guts gets quite the unexpected cover. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Aug 30, 2013
The Comedy Button: Episode 91
01:13:22

Anthony vows to stop crime, Max films a completely unrelated crime, Zombie Studios is ground zero for an actual zombie apocalypse, mugging logistics are confusing, Anthony's cat looks like every other cat, people who leave their fortunes to their pets are stupid, dead man's treasure maps are the new hotness, Mad Libs temporarily get funny again, scientists relay all-new raccoon facts, we recall our biggest regrets, Brian goes there and back again, and we tell you what to do when your parents are out of town. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and special guest Mitch Dyer.

Aug 23, 2013
The Comedy Button: Episode 90
01:26:05

In this episode, we all try to live healthier lives, Ryan gets annoyed about Taco Bell breakfasts, we encounter the most confident woman in America, Brian asks for permission to get married, we review church on-air, Anthony finds a Seattle wingman, we share some sly girl-meeting tactics, we recall our favorite Comedy Button moments (so far), Ryan eats a very special lollipop, and Scott reports on Vidcon 2013. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Aug 16, 2013
The Comedy Button: Episode 89
57:32

In this very special episode, we analyze the Gotham City Police Department, learn about Seattle's real-life superhero squad, introduce some coworkers to the show, get AMBER Alerted, get rendered speechless by the hardest Tragedy Lever pull in the show's history (thanks Ryan), check back in with Cool Ryan Scott to lighten the mood, and work through our daddy issues. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Aug 09, 2013
The Comedy Button: Episode 88
01:11:48

Guest host Jack DeVries turns into Cool Ryan Scott, Anthony parties hard in Seattle, white girls love crying on curbs, we hear some San Diego Comic-Con stories, Max tells us about Hell Comes to Frog Town, Hawaii has sea turtles and mongooses, we still don't understand a woman's period, we recall our personal city-related trauma, and Brian and Anthony sing us a song. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, and Max Scoville, with special guest Jack DeVries.

Aug 02, 2013
The Comedy Button: Episode 87
59:23

Max has an important raccoon-related announcement, Brian had to babysit Jason Mewes, a listener (finally) sends in a great email, we explain how your nerdy hobbies don't impress women, Cool Ryan Scott pays us a visit, some guy pulls very weird pranks on his friends, some other guy almost joins the mile-high club, sleeping with your cousin is always a bad idea, summer vacation is awesome, and we get hot and heavy with our favorites JPG files. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Jul 26, 2013
The Comedy Button: Episode 86
54:41

We learn that Anthony's been checking out his cat's unmentionables, check out the hot Seattle dating scene, hear about the nerdiest sleepover ever, hate on anime and Star Trek, make up fake movie descriptions for websites, meet the real-life Rat King, hear some taxi cab confessions, run into the world's biggest Galaga fan, and pitch an Iron Sheik documentary.

Jul 19, 2013
The Comedy Button: Episode 85
57:22

We find out what annoys Ryan's wife, confess to the stupid things we do out of habit, witness a hobo couple's $300 argument, meet the Jean Whisperer, relive Ryan's cartoon wedding day, get into arguments with our significant others, compare dog baths to something terrible, learn that our girlfriends don't care about the dumb Internet memes we try to show them, visit baby animal Vietnam, have Cola War flashbacks, talk about why drugs are bad, and recall our worst hangovers. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Jul 12, 2013
The Comedy Button: Episode 84
51:23

This week, we spin the Comedy Button topic wheel, discuss Ryan's style (and what would happen if he found himself unexpectedly alone), marvel at Radford University's latest screw-up, report on San Francisco's gay pride parade, consider the idea of an Escape from San Francisco movie, hear all about Ryan's awesome dad, and learn a thing or two about game design. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Jul 05, 2013
The Comedy Button: Episode 83
01:11:24

This week, Anthony joins us from Seattle to tell us about his cat-sitter, we search Yelp for highway review scores, Anthony gets real job, we ponder some interesting puppetry, crack costs skyrocket, Max's girlfriend becomes an official mouth-doctor, the gang plays "Where's Ryan?" at E3, we talk spy tech, Brian races in the Malibu Grand Prix, we conclude that arcade ticket machines are the worst things ever, 90 percent of our emails are still bad, we send a 14-year-old on a scavenger hunt of doom, and we discuss big finishes. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Jun 21, 2013
The Comedy Button: Episode 82
01:21:56

It's an all bangout episode! This week, we talk problems with the ol' IUD, guest host Jack DeVries' posterior prep work, Jack's Comedy Button crushes, being bad at sex, Back to the Future BJs, juggling hot dates, fake OkCupid profiles, messing with frat boys, watching porn, being horrible liars, having interests that women actually care about, and homeless pickup lines. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, and Max Scoville, with special guest Jack DeVries.

Jun 14, 2013
The Comedy Button: Episode 81
57:09

In this episode, we wonder if we really need a theme song, conclude that Cops was an amazing show, rave about Lethal Enforcers and NARC, laugh at some pretty terrible undercover cops, get harassed at stores, witness some insane racial profiling at a movie theater, whine about wine, put stuff on the street for free, puzzle over feeding fetishes, racially profile fat people, discover a dead mole, read emails, and hear all about Ryan's new TV. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Jun 07, 2013
The Comedy Button: Episode 80
52:55

This week, we try (and fail) to give Ryan a new catchphrase, discover that people have no idea what we look like in real life, wonder what ever happened to Billy Zabka, learn that Max and his girlfriend have been together for three years and went on a hot date, hear about the dumb cartoon bar that Ryan wants to go to, receive presents from Germany (and have a mini-Alcoholocaust), take the ethnic candy taste test, marvel at how bonkers Amanda Bynes is, and answer a single email. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

May 31, 2013
The Comedy Button: Episode 79
57:03

We try and come up with new catchphrases, Ryan gets a cool new jacket, Anthony talks fleshlights, Brian sees a wind-something-not-filter-friendly, Anthony fails at surfing in Puerto Rico, Scott tricks a Japanese couple into driving him through a lava field, Max shows off his Totoro tattoo, Anthony finally figures out how OkCupid works (and breaks some serious rules), and we face a serious long-distance relationship. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

May 24, 2013
The Comedy Button: Episode 78
53:07

In this episode, we read real raccoon facts, discover that tripping a person will give them a speech impediment, mess around at work, watch things fail, learn how awesome the Internet is, break down the top 25 horses in gaming, have some very bad accidents at a horse race, build cyborgs to fight each other, and wonder whether the real world is better than college. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

May 17, 2013
The Comedy Button: Episode 77
01:00:50

This week, Ryan loves all women, we happen upon one defective San Francisco raver girl, Anthony goes on a group date, public Facebook profiles are serious problems, cartoon squirrels get all the action, Anthony gets ready to head to Puerto Rico, we take a bizarre detour into an Eastern European educational film, Scott's mom goes to Burning Man, Max puts his foot down about getting made fun of, and Ryan lusts after stupid old video games that no one cares about anymore. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

May 10, 2013
The Comedy Button: Episode 76
56:58

It’s a special animal-themed episode, where we answer all your stupid questions about dumb animals, and ramble on about actual raccoon facts. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

May 03, 2013
The Comedy Button: Episode 75
53:02

It's time for some crazy subway stories, crazy homeless stories, Falling Down moments, love crimes as the new hate crimes, The Theology Button, retirement of the word "fun," rich kids at art schools, sex in a dorm room, and Amanda Bynes as a bird. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Apr 26, 2013
The Comedy Button: Episode 74
01:33:20

It's April, which means our second maybe-sort-of-annual GFW Radio reunion show, wherein six guys who used to make a PC gaming magazine (remember those?) and an associated podcast talk about... well, whatever it is we can think up. It's like the Earth-2 version of the Comedy Button, for one week only! Starring Jeff Green, Robert Ashley, Shawn Elliott, Anthony Gallegos, Sean Molloy, and Ryan Scott.

Apr 19, 2013
The Comedy Button: Episode 73
01:11:46

This week on the Comedy Button, Max is apparently turning into Benjamin Button, Anthony visits Jurassic Park, Ryan tells us his stupid opinion on G.I.  Joe: Retaliation, we deduce that Cartoon All-Stars to the Rescue actually made kids WANT to take drugs, Scott reports on his trip to Star Wars heaven, we give ourselves a little lovin', Scott tells us about his girlfriend's totally-not-night-terrors, we wonder how to explain the C-word to children, people send us some more stupid emails and press releases, Ryan is basically the old man from Up, we rave about Sebulba Koosh balls, we recount our worst childhood injuries, and Brian's parents almost get him kicked out of the trampoline factory. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Apr 12, 2013
The Comedy Button: Episode 72
01:06:41

This week, returning Kickstarter VIP Greg Tarascio tells us about airplane noises, we recall our fondest terrible NES game memories, Greg tells us more stories about Crazy Uncle Joe, we recap our Game Developers Conference 2013 highlights, we learn that Police Academy's Michael Winslow is crazy, we give some shout-outs to nobody, some insane people make us wonder what constitutes "wifey material," Ryan's life is like a hurricane, and Greg drops a Comedy Button exclusive. 

Apr 05, 2013
The Comedy Button: Episode 71
52:44

This week, Anthony rides shotgun with Max, we discover the world's worst (fake) Android game, we consider how to make your girlfriends play video games, Ryan is a total jerk online, we reminisce about food-related mishaps, Indiana Jones is still awesome, sex at Disneyland is totally on-camera, we learn crazy things about insane scientologists, and we talk about the worst time to try to have sex. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Mar 30, 2013
The Comedy Button: Episode 70
49:29

This week, we get off to some false starts, hear about Scott's recent trip to Camp Crystal Lake, ponder Anthony's inevitable new life as Casey Jones, laugh at that dumb Star Wars Kid, gawk at some community service hotties, get old and mad, read some terrible and funny emails, edit some video, go to the museum, make fun of St. Patrick's Day drunks, and talk about more of our favorite homeless people. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Mar 22, 2013
The Comedy Button: Episode 69
53:56

This week, we learn that Ryan Scott -- the king of lounging -- still wears thermal underwear, ponder Etsy-crafted anal beads, recall our international travels, laugh at broke drug dealers, shoot bugs with shotguns, meet our heroes, scratch our heads at the idea of a Comedy Button video game, and consider our dream jobs. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Mar 15, 2013
The Comedy Button: Episode 68
50:52

This week, we ask Ryan how his life is going, discuss our hatred of dolphins, beg for some horribly cooked food, discover the coolest book ever, read corny jokes for blind people, fix our cars like real men, deal with a coffee conundrum, and pit crappy cereal mascots against one another. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Mar 08, 2013
The Comedy Button: Episode 67
01:08:10

This week, we talk about watching nude scenes with our parents, being sick and lazy, the world's most practical homeless man, those damn kids, cool tattoos on old people, Pinterest, Grindr, pulling the Canadian Tragedy Lever, messing with drug dealers, 15 Dead dogs in a hot air balloon, more bad advice for terrible teens, the return of Blue Ray and Davey Dee, and free porn vs. pay porn. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, and Max Scoville, with special guest Jack DeVries.

Mar 01, 2013
The Comedy Button: Episode 66
01:14:21

This week, Anthony gets Scott's front door mixed up, we ponder the idea of being sickly shut-ins, quitting smoking is hard, Anthony impersonates his Mexican family, Ryan talks fairy tales, Max pines for a gritty Wishbone reboot, Babar and David the Gnome sucked, Anthony plays in trash piles, we explore the complexities of the Rancor pit, goats are hilarious, Max's girlfriend reminisces about growing up in a liquor store, the Jersey Devil is a big cartoon idiot, Ryan campaigns for president, interracial relationships are complicated, rejection is awkward, and Max tells us why he doesn't want to date his girlfriend. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with special guest Jenn Not-Yet-Scoville.

Feb 23, 2013
The Comedy Button: Episode 65
01:04:49

This week, Anthony has a sleepover, Ryan performs a dramatic reading of DuckTales (and proves why he'd be the worst at reading bedtime stories to kids), we fight over shotgun, animals go wild, our special guest spins tales from the Great White North, we speculate about Wile E. Coyote's suicide plans, some bangout emails come in, stupid kids run though pane glass windows, and Brian recalls his worst Valentine's Day ever. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with special guest Mitch Dyer.

Feb 15, 2013
The Comedy Button: Episode 64
01:02:05

This week, Ryan shows up for an episode (and tells us about his love for the Matrix), we order nerds to lose the pony tails, fat shaming gets shameful, Canada is dumb and full of mutants, we totally wish for mutant superpowers, our dreams (and night terrors) go under the microscope, Ryan opens up about the most absurd "fear" ever, we wonder if the new Star Wars movies will suck, we offer more free art school advice, awkward moments continue to be the best moments, little kids still suck, and the San Francisco Muni gets terrifying (and just a little bit awesome). Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, and Ryan Scott.

Feb 08, 2013
The Comedy Button: Episode 63
01:04:40

In this extra-special episode, former Adventures of Pete & Pete star (and current grown-up funny guy) Danny Tamberelli joins us to recall what life was like during Nickelodeon's golden years, muse over not quite getting Pete & Pete's absurd humor as a child, geek out about the recent reunion shows, tell us what writing sketch comedy was like at 16, reveal the secret behind Nickelodeon's slime, drop some details on his childhood stalker, give the thumbs-down to those Mighty Ducks sequels, recall meeting girls with Petuina tattoos, debunk rumors that he's dead, and tell us just what the heck he's up to these days. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with special guest Danny Tamberelli.

Feb 01, 2013
The Comedy Button: Episode 62
01:19:01

On this week's wild-and-crazy "lost" episode, Anthony gets everything wrong, Diablo gives bedsores, Game of Thrones has its share of homeless people, Siamese twin logistics get complicated, Shredder's foot soldier gets the crap beaten out of him, we consider a seeing-eye horse, we tell some Bay to Breakers stories, Scott is afraid of his relationship changing, we watch the worst porn ever, Ryan gets sick for a month, cars destroy our dumb toys, we tell some tales from the haunted mansion, everyone takes their gummy vitamins, we see some sonograms on Facebook, old people are amazing racists, and Ryan talks sports. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, and Ryan Scott.

Jan 26, 2013
The Comedy Button: Episode 61
01:02:04

This week, Brian interrupts Max too much, animals go on welfare, California has some crazy garbage rules, lingerie is important for about eight seconds, pajamas are dangerous, Mila Kunis shows up in a meat bikini, people don't understand our eating habits, Max brings up Stephen King, we discuss dumb art projects, we ruin the Geekbox, Ryan talks about dumb old stuff, we dig through our best email spam, Brazzers gets in touch with us, Brian starts a turf war between mattress stores, and we meet the skanks who work at Goodwill. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Jan 18, 2013
The Comedy Button: Episode 60
01:12:40

This week, we analyze Anthony's show-starting methods, talk about our relaxing weekends, provide some sound dating advice, read our very favorite porn descriptions, rave about the San Jose cat show, read some more terrible emails, time travel to the Macho Man's glory days, and lose the big award. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Jan 11, 2013
The Comedy Button: Episode 59
50:09

We're back for 2013 -- and it's time to discuss our New Year's adventures, hate on all those fun-havers, discuss the things you just can't do on Ikea furniture, go for a quick trip inside Brian's brain, shoot some guns, score some white trash digits, receive the most awkward massage ever, learn who might be a redneck, bring families together with our heartwarming 2012 clip show, curse all those curses, and stop sending us presents. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Jan 04, 2013
The Comedy Button: The Best of 2012
01:24:08

Holy swazzle stars! We've gotten through our first full year of this madcap craziness -- and in an effort to help ring in the new year (and to give your friends a handy jumping-on point when you finally talk them into listening to our weekly nonsense), we've compiled our best and funniest bits from the first 58 episodes of the Comedy Button. Oh boy! Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Dec 28, 2012
The Comedy Button: The Santa Clause Commentary
01:39:11

Get into that holiday spirit by watching an almost certainly drunk-as-hell Tim Allen stumble his way through one of the most awkward Christmas "comedies" of all time, and laughing (or more like groaning) along with your hosts and commentators Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville at his absolutely wretched parenting habits. This commentary is available in both NTSC and PAL formats, so make sure you grab the right one!

Dec 21, 2012
The Comedy Button: Episode 58
48:03

This week, Ryan gets involved in another Caltrain bloodbath, horse trailers are terrible places for horses, Anthony gets mugged, we keep an eye out for the candy criminals, police sketch artists make terrible drawings, we hate on (but secretly look forward to) The Hobbit, Chris Farley makes us pull the tragedy lever, we urge foster children to stop listening to the show, Hotel for Dogs is pretty much the perfect movie, we express our fears of parenthood, we recall how disgusting My Two Dads was, Max goes all Maxbergers about the history of Wassailing, and we pimp our 2012 holiday commentary track. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, and Max Scoville.

Dec 14, 2012
The Comedy Button: Episode 57
45:44

It's an all email episode! We tell some Helen Keller jokes, have some adventures in pumping our own gas, provide manbaby decor advice, shake our heads at underage girls with breast implants, brainstorm cheap presents, help a lesbian act gayer, interview Ryan, hear from a member of the Food Fight crew, open up some truly weird snail mail, and learn to fear Scott's new co-worker. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Dec 07, 2012
The Comedy Button: Episode 56
51:50

This week, Anthony had a birthday (and nobody got him a raccoon), we deduce that pothead posters and religious art are pretty much the same thing, adult spy gear and toy helicopters are the coolest things ever, we try to understand Ryan's antiquated audio/video setup, we tell our Thanksgiving tales, Max goes coocoo for pinatas, watching movies on laptops enrages Anthony, Scott's apartment has a nudity problem, Scott and Brain pit the gym for Jews vs. the gym for jocks, Anthony has terrible road rage, the homeless own the morning San Francisco commute, and Scott quits his job. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Nov 30, 2012
The Comedy Button: Episode 55
51:47

This week, we learn about Max's run-in with a high-level San Francisco hobo, go on surprise vacations, date older women, make fun of the dorks who wear Bluetooth earpieces, argue with backwater hicks, discuss current events that happened three weeks ago, hate the 1%, share our Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez love, get some hot Xbox Live dates, plan some bachelor parties, and lay down some drinking rules. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Nov 23, 2012
The Comedy Button: Episode 54
48:43

This week, we whine about movie credits that go by too fast, engage in some lesbian gym role-play, confirm that flasks are stupid, imagine Teenage Mutant Sex in the City, eat the Price Is Right's big wheel, teach Max a birthday raccoon fact, rave about Wreck-It Ralph, make fun of Food Fight, and explain why drunk texts to lady friends are never good. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Nov 16, 2012
The Comedy Button: Episode 53
54:09

This week, the nerds gang up on the bros for liking stupid baby games, and we discuss cutting the proverbial umbilical cord, recall fond memories of the Preview Channel, bemoan our lack of dreams, pitch the next award-winning flavor of Cap'n Crunch, remember the awesome books we read as children, share our weird substitute teacher stories, discuss Anthony's online dating experiences (or lack thereof), poke fun at '90s porn, and tell sordid tales of public transit brawls. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Nov 09, 2012
The Comedy Button: Episode 52
42:51

This week, we recall our first impressions of each other, future careers ruined by Google, the awfulness of Twilight, reading non-comprehension, Maxbergers syndrome, local sportsball championships, San Francisco's useless police force, fun with gas cans, helping elderly people call 9-1-1 for non-emergencies, and the Men's SWEARhouse. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Nov 02, 2012
The Comedy Button: The Lost Boys Commentary
01:40:09

Yes, before director Joel Schumacher ruined childhoods with Batman & Robin, he put Jack Bauer and Bill S. Preston in The Lost Boys -- a weird, slightly uncomfortable tale about creepy teenage vampires. So come along and join Comedy Button hosts Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville on a journey into the land of the awkward dead. This commentary is available in both NTSC and PAL formats, so make sure you grab the right one!

Oct 26, 2012
The Comedy Button: Episode 51
59:40

Max shares a whole book of raccoon facts, while Anthony and Brian talk about the joys of moving furniture. Brian also met Anthony's father (and his car full of weapons), we talk about how retarded Star Wars is, and bemoan our lack of cool Lego toys. Also: We don't know what car engines do, but we ran across a crackhead a capella group and a few homeless people on the local awful commuter train. And, your mail is still terrible. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, and Max Scoville.

Oct 19, 2012
The Comedy Button: Episode 50
55:28

For our 50th episode not-so-spectacular, we talk about taking pictures of our butts as kids, Brian gives all his stuff away, Anthony hunts for tarantulas, no one understands how Max can have an Indian half-brother, everyone tells a sewer story, Brian is an upstanding citizen, we realize that we're getting old, we remember our weird neighbors, we rock out to L. Ron Hubbard's horse jams, Tom Cruise still sucks, Ryan hates the beach, we break down the science of DuckTales, and some podcasts will always be more awesome than ours. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Oct 12, 2012
The Comedy Button: Episode 49
58:37

This week, we consider the logistics of having sex in space, note that San Francisco is full of either tons of homeless people or werewolves, share some clown facts, express our feelings about less-abled people, have some plunger problems, read some Amazon reviews, recall our most favorite (and most brutal) middle school fights, discuss the things that should never be used in a store display case, learn all about face-slapping massage treatment (seriously -- this is a real thing), and talk up the annual Podcast Awards. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Oct 05, 2012
The Comedy Button: Episode 48
01:17:40

This week, we talk about impossible expectations for journalism, play "Indian Food or Star Wars Character," discuss the wild and wacky goings-on during the average San Francisco morning, get bored with our futuristic toys, reminisce on how crazy New York can be, laugh at dumb pigeons, laugh at dumb cartoons (and their marketing campaigns), choose between our theoretical daughters banging either Bret Michaels or the high school football team, read the worst revenge letter ever, hate on bad candy, talk about our froo-froo toys, and investigate some bedroom mysteries. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, and Ryan Scott.

Sep 28, 2012
The Comedy Button: Episode 47
53:27

This week, Ryan tries to get healthy, Mike & Ike break up, weird classmates turn into weirder adults, Max and Anthony go to Toys R Us (and deliver a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles history lesson), Max winds up at a sad mall again, we ponder how animals pleasure themselves, Ryan shares his meticulous Indiana Jones notes, and we imagine a world without Guy Fieri. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Sep 21, 2012
The Comedy Button: Episode 46
01:11:09

We took a week off, so get over it! But now we're back to talk about awkward Tahoe trips, beer-buying logistics, the Beverly Hills Chihuahua 3 wrap party, autopsy animals, Brian's Charlotte's Web fan fiction, the Disney Concentration Camp, shoplifting from K-Mart in the '90s, what life is like in the Mrs. Doubtfire house, Kickstarters for sci-fi trash heaps, bad advice for bullied kids, lethal furniture, and insane Lego savants. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Sep 14, 2012
The Comedy Button: Episode 45
01:09:50

Apologies in advance for the audio screwiness this week. To make up for it, we tell you all about our trip to the zoo with our second VIP listener, where we watched a prison riot in the gorilla pen, learned about Max's fear of spiders, tried to steal pretzels from kids, took some low blows for the camera, acted like dirty thieves, met the world's funniest goat, and witnessed a race riot in the polar bear pen. We also find out why some of us would make horrible (or awesome) parents, Anthony whips out his metal detector, we discuss awkward re-gifting options, and Max tells us about his now-slightly-more-awkward work life. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with special guest Davin Loh.

Aug 31, 2012
The Comedy Button: Episode 44
01:08:18

This week, we have the most athletic intro ever, mourn the loss of Nintendo Power, mourn the loss of the Sears Wishbook, share our Christmas wishes, learn one mustache's origin story, discover we're too old for Pokemon, recall our parents beating the crap out of us, beg Hollywood not to remake Problem Child, get angry at pretentious art, poop in space, learn how our special guest met his fiancee, learn about one cool band, and share Sweden bathroom stories. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, and Max Scoville, with special guests Samuel Claiborn and Mike Drucker.

Aug 24, 2012
The Comedy Button: Episode 43
01:21:37

This week, Max has a terrible werewolf movie pitch, Anthony gets hit on, the Golden Gate bridge gets hot and heavy, nurses rave about cat tranquilizers, Brian shoots himself, Max accidentally blows it, Scott discusses the horrors of Disneyland, we roll our eyes at Velcro wallets, we rant and rave about terrible reality shows, Anthony geeks out about Star Wars Celebration, we open some early Christmas presents, and Scott relays the secret history of one very special Vanilla Ice song. Starring Scott Bromley. Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Aug 17, 2012
The Comedy Button: Episode 42
01:02:29

Sex in the 1920s, live Harry Potter puppet shows, the Home Alone Band, reviews for nature trails, Ryan Scott's Excellent Virginity Adventure, the early days of cybersex, pithy email responses, Anthony's new OkCupid initiative, getting excited over household appliances, the continued ruination of the English language, number 2, sewer-worthy silverware, and extracurricular creativity. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Aug 10, 2012
The Comedy Button: Episode 41
01:19:00

This week's episode is all about our first group trip to California's Great America theme park, which included trashy people, some wild dancing, whorish preteens, a sweet airbrushed t-shirt, and garbage disguised as food. We also get an email from our saddest listener, hear the craziest story ever (courtesy of this week's special guest), and get some Anthony-targeted love advice from one of our female listeners. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with special guest Greg Tarascio.

Aug 03, 2012
The Comedy Button: Episode 40
01:05:55

We discover that horse fights are terrifying, discuss our dream jobs, confirm that chinchillas are terrible animals, solve the mystery of the used condom and the toilet brush, learn to not be such packrats, examine Ryan's downtime, teach Anthony how to talk to girls, get an update from one of our listeners on his crazy girlfriend, recall one amazing '80s turn-of-phrase, learn about Ryan's international travel plans, and experience the death and return and death of Putnam Whipple. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, and Ryan Scott.

Jul 27, 2012
The Comedy Button: Episode 39
01:05:21

This week is all about Max getting hot oral (surgery), breaking into Brian's apartment after a night of drinking, helping Anthony pick up girls, guest host Jack DeVries' San Diego Comic-Con 2012 adventures, the sudden rise in cereal mascot crime, the miracle of courage, the true story behind all those Chuck E. Cheese vomit balls, open-door bathrooms policies, the scavenger hunt for a garbage can in a movie theater, the terrible and baffling stories that children tell, a great example of a terrible email, and charging your significant other for utilities in a relationship. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, and Ryan Scott, with special guest Jack DeVries.

Jul 20, 2012
The Comedy Button: Episode 38
01:07:23

This week, we learn all of Anthony's dirty iPad secrets, hear the world's longest manscaping story, share embarrassing secrets with our doctors, get stonewalled by Aeon Flux, remember our terrible family vacations, try to imagine Brian as a child, remember the good old days of Cracked Magazine, talk about Max's cartoon penguin-petting zoo trip, outline just how terrifying bugs are, pour some more salt on Max's daddy issues, discuss Anthony's gnarly sk8er boi-ness, and attempt to speedrun our terrible listener emails. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, and Max Scoville, with special guest Mike Drucker.

Jul 13, 2012
The Comedy Button: Episode 37
01:05:08

This week, after host Mike Drucker tells us what it was like working at Nintendo, we imagine which fantasy worlds we would want to live in, beat the dead Brony horse some more, discover that VidCon is the weirdest convention on the planet, talk about terrible music, find out where Max's mom didn't work, recall the strangest sex we've ever had, and learn all about Ryan Scott's fake birthday weekend. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with special guest Mike Drucker.

Jul 06, 2012
The Comedy Button: Episode 36
01:06:42

This week, we learn that Donkey Kong Country is kinda racist, fix a car with a donkey, anger the Bronies (again), wonder whatever happened to Sinbad, consider naked skydiving, commit Press Your Luck suicide, distance ourselves from all the babies, discuss having children, make fun of fan fiction, reminisce about Fruit by the Foot, and open up about our fathers. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Jun 29, 2012
The Comedy Button: Episode 35
01:01:06

On this week's episode, Brian and Scott go to the beach, Clifford the Big Red Dog destroys everything, Gotham City is overrun by evil surf gangs, Brian tells the Bronies to get their lives together, sex in horse costumes gets complicated, Hasbro recycles the '80s on The Hub, geese are still jerks, Ryan is the worst superhero ever, and we recall breaking all our parents' stuff. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, and Ryan Scott, with special guest Jack DeVries.

Jun 22, 2012
The Comedy Button: Episode 34
01:01:28

This week, we remember the morning after the Alcoholocaust, discover we're definitely not experts in Asian culture, offer some bad advice in response to your terrible emails, confirm that geese are still jerks, get a shout-out from Radford University, discuss dinosaur porn at length, look like dorks, compare children to dogs, hate on Sunday comic strips, love high school football games (and the associated partying opportunities), discuss moving out of the states that suck, discover the worst Italian restaurant ever, find a sweater full of AIDS, and marvel at Burger King's latest monstrosity. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Jun 15, 2012
The Comedy Button: Episode 33
01:20:01

This week, two-thirds of our cast (including Max's girlfriend and special guest-star Jenn) gets drunk off of the worst booze known to mankind, while the resident manbabies (Anthony and Ryan) are semi-forced to eat terrible foreign candy. It's the Boozeocalypse, the Alcoholocaust, Wine/11 -- whatever you want to call it. You asked for it, people! Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with special guest Jenn Not-Yet-Scoville.

Jun 08, 2012
The Comedy Button: Episode 32
01:11:41

This week, Brian quit smoking and wants to kill us all, we explore the confusing logistics of being a monster, we never want to play video games with the Joydick, Ryan Scott hosts another Recipe Corner, living with survivalists would be insane, we explain that we are not licensed counselors, we want stupid teenagers to stop having babies, we talk about lots of dumb things we've done, we tell you about our crazy relatives, Ryan shares his Nintendo dreams, we reveal which porn images haunt us, we recall the lies our parents told us, and we consider how hysterical Hell would be. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Jun 01, 2012
The Comedy Button: Episode 31
01:06:35

This week, we talk all about wrestling moves that double as sex positions, those ridiculous Leprechaun movies, those ridiculous Child's Play movies, Brian's love for Hoarders, the store where manbabies go to die, RoboCop bubble bath, Captain Power toys, Anthony's childhood disdain for personal hygiene, Brian vs. the Amish, the Alcoholocaust, listeners' sex dreams (about us), things we never want to hear during sex, and how staying up too long will turn you into an insane person. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

May 25, 2012
The Comedy Button: Episode 30
01:05:10

This week, Ryan is an accomplice to murder, Scott's dad is in the High School Sports Hall of Fame, drug dealers love cartoon characters, '80s WWF got really insane, Max tries to talk about comics, Ryan calls in from the Murder Train, geese are jerks, squirrels are awesome, Brian's mother is surprised that he isn't in jail, drunk college girls remind most of us why we're relieved we aren't single, and the toilet in Pee Wee's Playhouse hates his life. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

May 18, 2012
The Comedy Button: Episode 29
01:04:30

This week, after a brief note about podcasting from SPAAAAACE, we chat about how Warhammer figures can save your life, how Santa Claus is always watching you, what happens when you throw toys into ceiling fans, childhood bullies, the porno magazine Max bought on his anniversary, American Stuffers (the greatest show ever), Star Wars character names vs. rapper names, Gremlins 2 (the greatest cartoon ever), Max's Cinco de Mayo Kentucky Derby story, rich people hunting the poor in San Francisco, giant dongs, and Sea World raves. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, and Max Scoville, with special guest Jack DeVries.

May 11, 2012
The Comedy Button: Episode 28
01:07:20

This week, we dive into naked stand-up, farting to end a conversation, Scott's podcast from 1986, Ralston brand cereals (and why they didn't make any sense), Transformers in real life, what episode to start on when checking out the GameSpy Debriefings, really racist email, the worst marriage proposal ever, themed weddings, making our future children do everything for us, fake New York movie gangs, the Haight Street Drug Deal game, shameful Google searches, the terrible life of a dog, and the worst of Ruby-Spears Productions' terrible cartoons. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, and Max Scoville, with special guest Mike Drucker.

May 04, 2012
The Comedy Button: Episode 27
01:09:12

It's the all-relationship episode, where we answer your letters and discuss how to get your lady to kiss you after she's been down there, guest-host Jack DeVries' sex bucket list, butt secks, what to do with a stack of money when you're single, why you shouldn't marry young, how Brian Altano lost his virginity, how Scott Bromley managed to masturbate to Hocus Pocus, growing up (and growing a pair), and relationship advice for cavemen. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, and Max Scoville, with special guest Jack DeVries.

Apr 27, 2012
The Comedy Button: Episode 26
01:10:47

This week, former GameSpy editor Will Tuttle joins us to talk about his babies and quiz Ryan on a bunch of things that may or may not be real food. We also talk about Double Dare and... a bunch of other stuff. It's a surprise! Oh boy! Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with special guest Will Tuttle.

Apr 20, 2012
The Comedy Button: Episode 25
01:12:41

This week, we discuss why Facebook sucks, why Tinychat makes us feel like we're cult leaders, how we found out our significant others were cool, how Ryan proposed to his wife, the strangest things that have happened to us during sex, how special guest Jack DeVries lost his virginity to Cool Dog, the horrors of hot dog stuffed pizza, attending a DJ battle, newspapers that cater to the homeless, how bullying has changed over the years, sad-faced soda spills, how to write a good email, almost getting murdered on a date, and Ryan Scott's cooking corner. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, and Ryan Scott, with special guest Jack DeVries.

Apr 13, 2012
The Comedy Button: Episode 24
01:01:47

This week, Max gets a drink thrown on him, Brian explains his hatred of Jonathan Taylor Thomas, Scott talks about the world's saddest aquarium, we recall how we learned how to swear, and we learn about "posh wanking." We also talk about popular-but-really-messed-up books, why our generation is a bunch of whiny manbabies, 100-year-olds and Internet age-gates, fat people not wanting to date fat people, urination awkwardness, more dumb press releases, people taking pictures of food with their phones, and the world's greatest rapper. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Apr 06, 2012
The Comedy Button: Episode 23
02:04:59

Oops! It looks like we've left a window open. Starring Jeff Green, Robert Ashley, Shawn Elliott, Anthony Gallegos, Sean Molloy, and Ryan Scott.

Mar 30, 2012
The Comedy Button: Episode 22
01:06:36

This week, we discuss weird ways to finish having sex, looking at Playboy Magazine as adults, awful summer camp stories, why we hate going to the movies, terrible press releases, handmade torture chambers, Ryan Scott's recipe corner, bad first dates, one listener's awkward homosexuality test, and truly miserable greeting cards. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Mar 23, 2012
The Comedy Button: Episode 21
01:01:24

This week's episode is all about fun with model rockets, causing massive amounts of destruction on the night before Halloween, Double Dare (and why it could never happen in 2012), Doug Funnie's impact on the masculinity of America, learning from Maxim magazine, the pitfalls of growing up too fast, another cooking lesson with Ryan Scott, the ghost of Brianna Altano, New Jersey's 2012 mother of the year, meeting a ghost in real life, horse dreams, and cleaning out our manbaby closets.

Mar 16, 2012
The Comedy Button: Episode 20
58:45

It's time to discuss homeless San Francisco hyenas, terrible children and the people who have them, Anthony on conciseness, Mario Party drinking games, dumb names for pets, the Ryan Scott Recipe Corner, Tinychat boobies, the transformation of Mr. Hyde into Dr. Jekyll, meeting celebrities, and Shannen Doherty's horrible life. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, and Ryan Scott.

Mar 09, 2012
The Comedy Button: Episode 19
55:14

This week, we stroke our chins and discuss Cheetos etiquette, Anthony's trip to the Image Expo, Star Wars has-beens, baby Wolverine (that is NOT Wolverine), real-life bar fights that aren't nearly as cool as the ones in the movies, Ryan's fighting techniques, Max vs. a human dinosaur, winter underwear, our least-favorite Internet slang, the pitfalls of computer voice recognition, and terrible listener email. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Mar 02, 2012
The Comedy Button: Episode 18
01:07:09

This week, Anthony talks about how much he hates fun, we explain exactly why the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are the worst ninjas on the planet, Scott and Max discuss their weekend adventures with the Chinese mafia, half the cast pulls knives on the other half, we realize that "the South" is everywhere, some raccoons get trolled IRL, we tell you where NOT to go on a first date, and we wrap up with crack whores and babies. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Feb 24, 2012
The Comedy Button: Episode 17
01:05:01

This week on the Comedy Button, Max plays Santa Claus, Anthony hates on dumb holidays, Scott reviews his birthday gift, Ryan relates his excellent Valentine's Day adventure, we relive our '90s fashion nightmares, Brian admits to seeing Star Wars in 3D, we reminisce about our hometowns (and someone named Scary Gary), we tell you what to drink on your 21st birthday, Brian brings a most horrid makeshift projectile weapon to light, and we realize that old video games suck. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Feb 17, 2012
The Comedy Button: Episode 16
01:05:40

On this week's episode, we share our very special Toys-R-Us memories, recall some truly terrible Halloween costumes, marvel at the amazingness of the Sears Wishbook, cringe at stories of very drunk friends, ponder vegetarian options at steakhouses, consider camping out for Star Wars in 3D, talk about random trips to gay bars, discuss our biggest failures with women, and shake our heads over the weirdest birthday present ever. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, and Ryan Scott.

Feb 10, 2012
The Comedy Button: Episode 15
01:08:09

This week, the crew jokes about getting older, owning pets (and freaking them out), the greatest movie never made, being the coolest person at the worst job in the world, hot dates at Guitar Center, training dogs in order to impress women, things NOT to do with a woman, Jersey Shore spinoffs, video store nightmares, harsh listener reviews, and tainting work computers with pornography. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, and Max Scoville.

Feb 03, 2012
The Comedy Button: Episode 14
01:09:14

This week, we examine the science of gayness (according to our listeners), dumb Amazon wish lists, bus horror stories, setting tree fort traps for Vietcong burglars, porno jackpots, the sad life of the Duffel Bags PR guy, the Justice League vs. world hunger, the continued debate of fart politics and girlfriends, the rules of "OH SNAP!", listener questions, and Ryan's first girlfriend. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Jan 27, 2012
The Comedy Button: Episode 13
01:44:23

This week, we remember why our parents may or may not have thought we were gay during our bromances, how awesome ToyFare Magazine was, how lame some of our childhood toys (like neon Batman figures) were, how awesome others (like ThunderCats) were, how girls failed to remember that handsome Harvey Dent became Two-Face, and how the Real Housewives of Atlanta think black mannequins dressed as slaves can't actually have sex with them. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, and Max Scoville.

Jan 20, 2012
The Comedy Button: Episode 12
01:21:08

Put your mittens up, people! This week, we recorded an episode that sucked (so we scrapped it), and then we recorded this one (you get to be the judge of whether this one sucks too!) In any case, we say hello to Ryan Scott's bizarro rapper twin, examine the upper echelon of Snob Hill, discuss the pitfalls of OKCupid, give our advice for name-changing (short version: just rename yourself "Max" like Max did), listen to some terrible theme song submissions, consider having babies (or not), and mock the ridiculousness of truTV. Also: Vajazzling. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Jan 13, 2012
The Comedy Button: Episode 11
01:32:58

Our first episode of 2012 brings heartfelt discussion about local crack dealers, the kilometer-high club, horrible Christmas vacation antics, the worst food in the world, Cirque de Noel, Sonic's lowest moment, genius TV commercials, homeless Family Feud, Fleshlights for monkeys, Max's bizarre New Year's adventure, dangerous winter weather, bad Andre the Giant cosplay, bangin' out to Home Alone 2, and kickstarting a Kickstarter. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Jan 07, 2012
The Comedy Button: Street Fighter Commentary
01:43:55

CHINA! INDIA! JAPAN! BRAZIL! Raul Julia's swansong takes place in none of these countries, and it's actually nothing like the video game at all. In fact, we're not really sure why this movie is called "Street Fighter" at all. Whatever the case, kick back and listen to us make fun of one of the worst video-game-to-movie adaptations of all time. YOU WIN! PERFECT! Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Dec 30, 2011
The Comedy Button: Home Alone 2 Commentary
02:01:03

Just in time for Christmas, it's our first official movie commentary -- and it's for that fun-filled 1992 torture porn classic, Home Alone 2: Lost in New York. Marvel at young (and sociopathic) Kevin McCallister's extreme aptitude for mercilessly assaulting hapless thieves within inches of their lives, and ring in those happy holidays with joyous cheers of "that guy should have permanent brain damage right now." It's fun for the whole family! So queue up your DVDs, grab a drink, and get ready for our expert analysis on what could quite possibly be the prequel to Saw. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Dec 23, 2011
The Comedy Button: Episode 10
01:17:08

In this week's mysteriously Ryan-free episode, we talk about junk in the trunk (and not the kind you're thinking of), awkward dining experiences, borderline stalking, fun freeway activities, wild bangout situations, Meerkat Manor, hillbilly hand-fishing, the world's worst vending machine guy, Revenge of the Nerds: The Series, more theme song submissions, outlasterbating, proper Fleshlight prep, getting cozy with the vacuum cleaner, the Japanese weather report, indecent proposals, Lindsay Lohan's recent Photoshop adventures, and people we like. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, and Max Scoville.

Dec 16, 2011
The Comedy Button: Episode 9
01:27:29

This week brings chatter about Pizza Club, womanbabies (i.e. the female analog to "manbabies"), Russian mail-order brides, more reasons why we'd never want to live in Australia, awkward bangout situations, pretending to like stuff that sucks, more awkward restaurant stories, Guntown, caveman games, music (our #1 competitor for some fans!), a lot of people we're grateful to, sex comma pets (it makes more sense when you hear it), and the dingbats at Threadless. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Dec 09, 2011
The Comedy Button: Episode 8
01:26:52

After leaving the world's worst tip at a local restaurant, we point out the rock-bottomness of Kmart, get cozy with some YouTube fetish porn, tell you all about the TV Hat, get some insight into portrait studio hell, read some pretty disturbing email (including one about either the world's worst or most awesome mom), discuss the Comedy Button dating game, share our Thanksgiving stories, run down the porno hot list, and listen to some pretty awesome fan-made theme songs. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, and Ryan Scott.

Dec 02, 2011
The Comedy Button: Episode 7
01:21:07

This week's verbal mayhem involves some real-life Beavis and Butt-head adventures (starring two drunk idiots named Brian and Max), awkward Las Vegas clubbing moments, zombie MILF pornstars, fun activities to indulge in while driving, the most insane tattoos ever, the sad state of Connecticut, money shots, fartistry (yes, that's spelled correctly), and drunken online dating antics in the wake of unfortunate breakups. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Nov 25, 2011
The Comedy Button: Episode 6
01:12:27

Today, we regale you with our journey to the time warp that is the Sears Portrait Studio, offer up some Miley Cyrus nudes, go to SPAAAAAAACCCCCEEEEEE (our own personal Caddyshack II), talk about a most interesting weirdo we met at a restaurant, make fun of dumb furries, examine Hanna-Barbera's foray into live-action films, talk about bangin' celebs, and discuss losing the big V. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Nov 18, 2011
The Comedy Button: Episode 5
01:13:14

This week, we recorded in the wake of Max's big 25th birthday celebration. It's time for some stories about not knowing how to tell time, some of the nastiest strippers we've ever seen, getting kicked out of cabs, Scott's completely insane girlfriend, the inevitable Alcoholocaust, riding the redneck short bus, frog dissections for the r-words, trolling our old substitute teachers, and our favorite kinds of hats (it's worse than it sounds). Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Nov 11, 2011
The Comedy Button: Episode 4
01:04:02

This week, we celebrate Halloween with a bunch of boring Halloween non-stories because we're old and stupid. But we've got plenty of cartoon porn, professional masturbation, weird hairless cats, ice-breaking (literally), lonely basketball hoops, parent-child bonding, and giant dongs to discuss. We also learn whose to-do list Anthony is on (again, literally), and we mull over which celebrities we'd most like to pummel. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Nov 05, 2011
The Comedy Button: Episode 3
01:19:18

What do we do when our wives are out-of-town? What kinds of dumb Halloween costume is Scott Bromley cooking up? What sorts of disgusting conversations can we have about mayonnaise and other white substances? Are Louie Anderson and Roseanne Barr actually the same person? Just how awesome was ProStars? What sort of extracurricular delinquency did we indulge in during our high school years? And if we answer all this nonsense, will we finally be relevant enough for Wikipedia's editorial stamp of approval!? Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Oct 28, 2011
The Comedy Button: Episode 2
01:05:55

This week on the greatest podcast known to mankind, it's time to find out what happened with one really drunk girl at Anthony's 10-year high school reunion, discuss alternative breast cancer charity ideas, talk about some weird-ass porn communities, harp on San Francisco's crazy homeless people, deliver a unique brand of nerd justice to filthy shoplifters, and who knows what else. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Oct 21, 2011
The Comedy Button: Episode 1
01:07:13

Holy bejeezus, it's the greatest podcast of all-time! Five guys who couldn't be more different than each other have banded together to infect your ears with second-hand stories of Natalie Portman's lunacy, fake-ass cartoon voice actors, drawing hot naked women, bumping uglies at high school reunions, the irritating plate-glass guys in Paperboy, dinner-eating dynamics, the wonders of funemployment, the true origins of the Masters of the Universe, getting sloshed on Pepto Bismol mixers, and plenty of other nonsense that you'll just have to listen to! Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Oct 14, 2011