Dear Hank & John

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if only I had a brother :(


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The best comedy podcast about death.


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Hosts John and Hank Green (authors and YouTubers) offer both humorous and heartfelt advice about life’s big and small questions. They bring their personal passions to each episode by sharing the week’s news from Mars (the planet) and AFC Wimbledon (the third-tier English football club). WNYC Studios is a listener-supported producer of other leading podcasts including On the Media, Snap Judgment, Death, Sex & Money, Nancy and Here’s the Thing with Alec Baldwin. © WNYC Studios

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I Know About Drowsy, Too, Buddy
<p>Are the astronauts stuck on the space station right now? What crafts or books can I use to pass the time? Will books still come out on schedule? How do I paint something other than animals in dresses? What does "under the weather" mean? Do chickens go through menopause? What's the best human law for a cat to break? Can you make your website less confusing? Why does rubbing alcohol evaporate? How do I stay positive while on the front lines of a pandemic? Hank Green and John Green have answers!<br><br>If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com!</p> <p><span><span>Join us for monthly livestreams and an exclusive weekly podcast at<span> </span><a href="https://www.patreon.com/dearhankandjohn">patreon.com/dearhankandjohn</a></span><span>.</span></span></p> <p><span><span><span>Follow us on Twitter!</span><span> </span><a href="https://twitter.com/dearhankandjohn">twitter.com/dearhankandjohn</a></span></span></p> <p><span><span>Subscribe to the Nerdfighteria newsletter! <a href="https://nerdfighteria.com/nerdfighteria-newsletter">https://nerdfighteria.com/nerdfighteria-newsletter</a></span></span></p>
Apr 06, 2020
The Adventures of Yukon John and Glass Foot Hank (w/ Dr. Aaron Carroll!)
39:47
<p>How do I convince my parents to take social isolation seriously? Can I social distance from the same room? How can I get to know my new town while social distancing? Are squirrels real? Should I tell my parents about the secret passage I found in my room? Whatever happened to Soggy Pitch? Hank Green and John Green have answers!<br><br>If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com!</p> <p><span><span>Join us for monthly livestreams and an exclusive weekly podcast at<span> </span><a href="https://www.patreon.com/dearhankandjohn">patreon.com/dearhankandjohn</a></span><span>.</span></span></p> <p><span><span><span>Follow us on Twitter!</span><span> </span><a href="https://twitter.com/dearhankandjohn">twitter.com/dearhankandjohn</a></span></span></p> <p><span><span>Subscribe to the Nerdfighteria newsletter! <a href="https://nerdfighteria.com/nerdfighteria-newsletter">https://nerdfighteria.com/nerdfighteria-newsletter</a></span></span></p>
Mar 30, 2020
The Construction Paper Diploma
39:56
<p>How do I entertain myself during a quarantine? Where is the center of the universe? Why are the letters on a phone keypad upside down from a keyboard numberpad? Should I stop talking to my friend because they don't like The Mountain Goats? How do I cope with sudden major life changes? Hank Green and John Green have answers!<br><br>If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com!</p> <p><span><span>Join us for monthly livestreams and an exclusive weekly podcast at<span> </span><a href="https://www.patreon.com/dearhankandjohn">patreon.com/dearhankandjohn</a></span><span>.</span></span></p> <p><span><span><span>Follow us on Twitter!</span><span> </span><a href="https://twitter.com/dearhankandjohn">twitter.com/dearhankandjohn</a></span></span></p> <p><span><span>Subscribe to the Nerdfighteria newsletter! <a href="https://nerdfighteria.com/nerdfighteria-newsletter">https://nerdfighteria.com/nerdfighteria-newsletter</a></span></span></p>
Mar 23, 2020
Bouquet Trebuchet (Live in Raleigh, NC!)
42:06
<p> </p> <div id="blockColorblindContent"></div> <p>Have you ever added a strange fact to a book? How does a teacher inspire their students? How do I figure out if NASA has aliens? Do lobsters feel pain? How do I focus on one book at a time? How do I keep my family from bringing a siege engine to my wedding? How do I tell someone my name without embarrassing them for getting it wrong? Is only ever wearing one color attractive? How do I get to know my new city? Is being in a spoon cult an interesting enough fact when I introduce myself? Hank Green and John Green have answers!<br><br>If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com!</p> <p><span><span>Join us for monthly livestreams and an exclusive weekly podcast at<span> </span><a href="https://www.patreon.com/dearhankandjohn">patreon.com/dearhankandjohn</a></span><span>.</span></span></p> <p><span><span><span>Follow us on Twitter!</span><span> </span><a href="https://twitter.com/dearhankandjohn">twitter.com/dearhankandjohn</a></span></span></p> <p><span><span>Subscribe to the Nerdfighteria newsletter! <a href="https://nerdfighteria.com/nerdfighteria-newsletter">https://nerdfighteria.com/nerdfighteria-newsletter</a></span></span></p> <div id="blockColorblindContent"></div>
Mar 16, 2020
The Hot Love of Angry Pigeons
35:34
<p> </p> <div id="blockColorblindContent"></div> <p>How do I stop losing forks? How do I handle my cat's internet fame? What's your favorite bird? How do I quit my job? What do I do when my job runs out of pasta? Why do some chairs have butt grooves? John Green and Hank Green have answers!</p> <p>If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com!</p> <p><span><span>Join us for monthly livestreams and an exclusive weekly podcast at<span> </span><a href="https://www.patreon.com/dearhankandjohn">patreon.com/dearhankandjohn</a></span><span>.</span></span></p> <p><span><span><span>Follow us on Twitter!</span><span> </span><a href="https://twitter.com/dearhankandjohn">twitter.com/dearhankandjohn</a></span></span></p> <p><span><span>Subscribe to the Nerdfighteria newsletter! <a href="https://nerdfighteria.com/nerdfighteria-newsletter">https://nerdfighteria.com/nerdfighteria-newsletter</a></span></span></p> <div id="blockColorblindContent"></div>
Mar 09, 2020
You Don't Know When the Sickness Is Coming (w/ Sarah Urist Green!)
39:50
<p> </p> <div id="blockColorblindContent"></div> <p>Should I go to a concert if my recent ex will be there? How do book blurbs work? Can a two-person book club even function? How do I become a better writer? How do I entertain myself while stuck in a department store? Should I feel guilty about making less money than my partner? How do I help my parents understand that Amsterdam is safe? John Green and Sarah Urist Green have answers!<br><br>If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com!</p> <p><span><span>Join us for monthly livestreams and an exclusive weekly podcast at<span> </span><a href="https://www.patreon.com/dearhankandjohn">patreon.com/dearhankandjohn</a></span><span>.</span></span></p> <p><span><span><span>Follow us on Twitter!</span><span> </span><a href="https://twitter.com/dearhankandjohn">twitter.com/dearhankandjohn</a></span></span></p> <p><span><span>Subscribe to the Nerdfighteria newsletter! <a href="https://nerdfighteria.com/nerdfighteria-newsletter">https://nerdfighteria.com/nerdfighteria-newsletter</a></span></span></p> <div id="blockColorblindContent"></div>
Mar 02, 2020
You Say Banana, I Say Banana (w/ Rosianna Halse Rojas!)
43:46
<p> </p> <div id="blockColorblindContent"></div> <p>How do I cope with my unrequited love for Timothée Chalamet? Why have I started exclusively reading non-fiction? How can I both support and express concern for my mom's world-class Candy Crush skills? What's the expiration date on a frozen turkey? How can I tell if my fiancée thinks my grandma starred in The Sound of Music? How do I keep a journal? How do I entertain myself without looking at a screen? How do I feel better about accidentally growing the wrong plants? John Green and Hank Green have answers!<br><br></p> <p>If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com!</p> <p><span><span>Join us for monthly livestreams and an exclusive weekly podcast at<span> </span><a href="https://www.patreon.com/dearhankandjohn">patreon.com/dearhankandjohn</a></span><span>.</span></span></p> <p><span><span><span>Follow us on Twitter!</span><span> </span><a href="https://twitter.com/dearhankandjohn">twitter.com/dearhankandjohn</a></span></span></p> <p><span><span>Subscribe to the Nerdfighteria newsletter! <a href="https://nerdfighteria.com/nerdfighteria-newsletter">https://nerdfighteria.com/nerdfighteria-newsletter</a></span></span></p> <div id="blockColorblindContent"></div>
Feb 24, 2020
One-Star Statue Reviews
39:53
<p> </p> <div id="blockColorblindContent"></div> <p>Where do I start with Star Trek? Where does water go when I turn the faucet off? Why does my nose produce more snot when I cry? Should I ask permission before I sharpen my roommate's knives? How do I become less emotionally attached to a statue I don't own? Is it okay to wear white to a bride-less wedding reception? Is there a way to use social media without getting drawn into arguments? John Green and Hank Green have answers!</p> <p>If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com!</p> <p><span><span>Join us for monthly livestreams and an exclusive weekly podcast at<span> </span><a href="https://www.patreon.com/dearhankandjohn">patreon.com/dearhankandjohn</a></span><span>.</span></span></p> <p><span><span><span>Follow us on Twitter!</span><span> </span><a href="https://twitter.com/dearhankandjohn">twitter.com/dearhankandjohn</a></span></span></p> <p><span><span>Subscribe to the Nerdfighteria newsletter! <a href="https://nerdfighteria.com/nerdfighteria-newsletter">https://nerdfighteria.com/nerdfighteria-newsletter</a></span></span></p> <div id="blockColorblindContent"></div>
Feb 17, 2020
It Is the Monkey
40:06
<p>How close is the sky to the ground? How do you keep the words that captivate you from slipping away? Is it okay to have doubts on the day of your wedding? Could I keep my spouse's calcified heart on my desk? What do I do if I'm trapped in a car due to skunk? How do I properly use the phrase "It's all downhill/uphill from here"? John Green and Hank Green have answers!</p> <p>If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com!</p> <p><span><span>Join us for monthly livestreams and an exclusive weekly podcast at<span> </span><a href="https://www.patreon.com/dearhankandjohn">patreon.com/dearhankandjohn</a></span><span>.</span></span></p> <p><span><span><span>Follow us on Twitter!</span><span> </span><a href="https://twitter.com/dearhankandjohn">twitter.com/dearhankandjohn</a></span></span></p> <p><span><span>Subscribe to the Nerdfighteria newsletter! <a href="https://nerdfighteria.com/nerdfighteria-newsletter">https://nerdfighteria.com/nerdfighteria-newsletter</a></span></span></p>
Feb 10, 2020
It’s a Hit and They Get Kicked (Live From St. Petersburg, FL!)
39:44
<p><span>How can I find time to do all the things? If I smack someone with my lower limb prosthetic, am I kicking them? What is the oddest combination of food you’ve seen someone eating? <span>What </span><span>if</span><span><span> </span>I love something everyone hates? Did you ever consider throwing in the towel? When do you figure out how to solve adult problems? What do I do about my leg’s fart sounds? How can I appear older in a room full of high school students? How do I convince my spouse to move for my improv group? John Green and Hank Green have answers!</span></span></p> <p>If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com!</p> <p><span><span>Join us for monthly livestreams and an exclusive weekly podcast at<span> </span><a href="https://www.patreon.com/dearhankandjohn">patreon.com/dearhankandjohn</a></span><span>.</span></span></p> <p><span><span><span>Follow us on Twitter!</span><span> </span><a href="https://twitter.com/dearhankandjohn">twitter.com/dearhankandjohn</a></span></span></p> <p><span><span>Subscribe to the Nerdfighteria newsletter! <a href="https://nerdfighteria.com/nerdfighteria-newsletter">https://nerdfighteria.com/nerdfighteria-newsletter</a></span></span></p>
Feb 03, 2020
The Octopuscene
39:36
<p><span>What happens to balloons when they fly away into the sky? How do I record a video of myself? Who should you thank? Can bees feel happy and sad? When does the Anthropocene end? How do I get my boyfriend to take ghost travel seriously? What does Kindle highlighting say about humanity? John Green and Hank Green have answers!</span></p> <p>If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com!</p> <p><span><span>Join us for monthly livestreams and an exclusive weekly podcast at<span> </span><a href="https://www.patreon.com/dearhankandjohn">patreon.com/dearhankandjohn</a></span><span>.</span></span></p> <p><span><span><span>Follow us on Twitter!</span><span> </span><a href="https://twitter.com/dearhankandjohn">twitter.com/dearhankandjohn</a></span></span></p> <p><span><span>Subscribe to the Nerdfighteria newsletter! <a href="https://nerdfighteria.com/nerdfighteria-newsletter">https://nerdfighteria.com/nerdfighteria-newsletter</a></span></span></p>
Jan 27, 2020
All at Once for Everyone
40:36
<p>What hobbies should I take up while my feet are broken? What would you like to come back as in your next life? Am I "just a teacher"? What is the proper response to a cheese burglar? What should I do about the snoring guy? Is there an American seasoning? How long should you keep Christmas cards? How do you deal with reliving a horrible moment over and over again? Why does my daughter keep asking if I'm hungry? What is proper puzzle protocol? John Green and Hank Green have answers.</p> <p>If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com!</p> <p><span><span>Join us for monthly livestreams and an exclusive weekly podcast at<span> </span><a href="https://www.patreon.com/dearhankandjohn">patreon.com/dearhankandjohn</a></span><span>.</span></span></p> <p><span><span><span>Follow us on Twitter!</span><span> </span><a href="https://twitter.com/dearhankandjohn">twitter.com/dearhankandjohn</a></span></span></p> <p><span><span>Subscribe to the Nerdfighteria newsletter! <a href="https://nerdfighteria.com/nerdfighteria-newsletter">https://nerdfighteria.com/nerdfighteria-newsletter</a></span></span></p>
Jan 20, 2020
Just a Man Who’s Lost His Dongle
39:43
<p><span>What should I do with my art money? What do you do if you miss a flight? </span><span>Are gas giants just tiny planets with big atmospheres? </span><span>Why does my brain release endorphins for things that are bad for me? What should we do with the bird in the freezer? John Green and Hank Green have answers!</span></p> <p>If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com!</p> <p><span><span>Join us for monthly livestreams and an exclusive weekly podcast at<span> </span><a href="https://www.patreon.com/dearhankandjohn">patreon.com/dearhankandjohn</a></span><span>.</span></span></p> <p><span><span><span>Follow us on Twitter!</span><span> </span><a href="https://twitter.com/dearhankandjohn">twitter.com/dearhankandjohn</a></span></span></p> <p><span><span>Subscribe to the Nerdfighteria newsletter! <a href="https://nerdfighteria.com/nerdfighteria-newsletter">https://nerdfighteria.com/nerdfighteria-newsletter</a></span></span></p>
Jan 13, 2020
Favorites of the 2010s
49:28
<p>In this special episode of the pod, John Green and Hank Green discuss their favorites of the past decade! Topics include:</p> <ul> <li>Favorite book</li> <li>Favorite poem</li> <li>Favorite dad joke</li> <li>Favorite TV show</li> <li>Favorite trip</li> <li>Favorite songs</li> <li>Favorite sports moment</li> <li>Favorite Cheeto Guy moment</li> <li>Best conversation</li> <li>Favorite weird enthusiasm</li> </ul> <p>We'll be back to giving dubious advice next week, so send your questions to hankandjohn@gmail.com!</p> <p><span><span>Join us for monthly livestreams and an exclusive weekly podcast at<span> </span><a href="https://www.patreon.com/dearhankandjohn">patreon.com/dearhankandjohn</a></span><span>.</span></span></p> <p><span><span><span>Follow us on Twitter!</span><span> </span><a href="https://twitter.com/dearhankandjohn">twitter.com/dearhankandjohn</a></span></span></p> <p><span><span>Subscribe to the Nerdfighteria newsletter! <a href="https://nerdfighteria.com/nerdfighteria-newsletter">https://nerdfighteria.com/nerdfighteria-newsletter</a></span></span></p>
Jan 06, 2020
Haunted Christmas Trees
37:06
<p><span>Is it okay to go to your old house and ask if you can walk through it? How do you research? How do you interject in conversations smoothly? Can you unpickle a pickle? What should my rice crispy sculpture be? Can I enjoy religious music as an atheist? How do you sell yourself? Will this tree haunt us? John Green and Hank Green have answers!</span></p> <p>Tour info: <a href="https://www.hankandjohn.com/appearances">https://www.hankandjohn.com/appearances</a></p> <p>If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com.</p> <p><span><span>Join us for monthly livestreams and an exclusive weekly podcast at<span> </span><a href="https://www.patreon.com/dearhankandjohn">patreon.com/dearhankandjohn</a></span><span>.</span></span></p> <p><span><span><span>Follow us on Twitter!</span><span> </span><a href="https://twitter.com/dearhankandjohn">twitter.com/dearhankandjohn</a></span></span></p> <p><span><span>Subscribe to the Nerdfighteria newsletter! <a href="https://nerdfighteria.com/nerdfighteria-newsletter">https://nerdfighteria.com/nerdfighteria-newsletter</a></span></span></p>
Dec 23, 2019
How to Become Part Crow
37:16
<p>What is the proper reaction to a canceled Shawn Mendes concert? When should I wear my fancy diamond gold pretzel necklace? What am I supposed to do with the urn my dog's ashes were in? Why do hamsters like wheels? Why are there so few new Christmas songs? Could I get a blood transplant from a crow? Why don't we talk about the moon during the day? John Green and Hank Green have answers.</p> <p>Tour info: <a href="https://www.hankandjohn.com/appearances">https://www.hankandjohn.com/appearances</a></p> <p>If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com.</p> <p><span><span>Join us for monthly livestreams and an exclusive weekly podcast at<span> </span><a href="https://www.patreon.com/dearhankandjohn">patreon.com/dearhankandjohn</a></span><span>.</span></span></p> <p><span><span><span>Follow us on Twitter!</span><span> </span><a href="https://twitter.com/dearhankandjohn">twitter.com/dearhankandjohn</a></span></span></p> <p><span><span>Subscribe to the Nerdfighteria newsletter! <a href="https://nerdfighteria.com/nerdfighteria-newsletter">https://nerdfighteria.com/nerdfighteria-newsletter</a></span></span></p>
Dec 16, 2019
Hank & John's Airport Stories
40:22
<p>Why shouldn't I take my temperature after I eat? Will my fingerprint grow back? How will COPPA affect Crash Course? Can my bottle of frozen water get through TSA? At what age are you supposed to use the money in your piggy bank? What are the noises that landlines make when you dial a number? Could Bill Gates cure cancer? Will stickers be our civilization's cave art? Hank Green and John Green have answers!</p> <p>If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com.</p> <p><span><span>Join us for monthly livestreams and an exclusive weekly podcast at<span> </span><a href="https://www.patreon.com/dearhankandjohn">patreon.com/dearhankandjohn</a></span><span>.</span></span></p> <p><span><span><span>Follow us on Twitter!</span><span> </span><a href="https://twitter.com/dearhankandjohn">twitter.com/dearhankandjohn</a></span></span></p> <p><span><span>Subscribe to the Nerdfighteria newsletter! <a href="https://nerdfighteria.com/nerdfighteria-newsletter">https://nerdfighteria.com/nerdfighteria-newsletter</a></span></span></p>
Dec 09, 2019
Rocks to Earth 2028!
37:51
<p>Can stinging insects sting other insects? What is the scientific difference between stuffy and fresh air? Why aren't there many books about twenty-somethings? When did limos become uncool? How do I survive as the fifth wheel at Disney World? How do we know no two snowflakes are alike? What do you do on a bus with 51 twelve-year-olds? John Green and Hank Green have answers!</p> <p>If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com.</p> <p><span><span>Join us for monthly livestreams and an exclusive weekly podcast at<span> </span><a href="https://www.patreon.com/dearhankandjohn">patreon.com/dearhankandjohn</a></span><span>.</span></span></p> <p><span><span><span>Follow us on Twitter!</span><span> </span><a href="https://twitter.com/dearhankandjohn">twitter.com/dearhankandjohn</a></span></span></p> <p><span><span>Subscribe to the Nerdfighteria newsletter! <a href="https://nerdfighteria.com/nerdfighteria-newsletter">https://nerdfighteria.com/nerdfighteria-newsletter</a></span></span></p>
Dec 02, 2019
Zombie Turtle Party
39:25
<p><span>Why do we say “head over heels”? What should I wear to a Mountain Goats concert? What is the best thing that happened during the 2010s? Do airplanes have horns? What is my boyfriend’s interesting news?? How much money would I need to donate to PIH to get you to go bungee jumping or skydiving? What should I bring to a zombie turtle party besides a shovel? Justice or mercy? What happened to the short poems? John Green and Hank Green have answers.</span></p> <p>If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com.</p> <p><span><span>Join us for monthly livestreams and an exclusive weekly podcast at<span> </span><a href="https://www.patreon.com/dearhankandjohn">patreon.com/dearhankandjohn</a></span><span>.</span></span></p> <p><span><span><span>Follow us on Twitter!</span><span> </span><a href="https://twitter.com/dearhankandjohn">twitter.com/dearhankandjohn</a></span></span></p> <p><span><span>Subscribe to the Nerdfighteria newsletter! <a href="https://nerdfighteria.com/nerdfighteria-newsletter">https://nerdfighteria.com/nerdfighteria-newsletter</a></span></span></p>
Nov 25, 2019
The Big Card
38:50
<p>Is it acceptable to put sugar on cottage cheese? Can a Ravenclaw wear Slytherin merch? How do I stop stressing about stress? How do we know what's at the center of the Earth? Should British people get a constitution? Why don't snow globes get moldy inside? Why do grocery stores have olive bars? Should I ask why I wasn't invited to a wedding? John Green and Hank Green give advice!</p> <p>If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com.</p> <p><span><span>Join us for monthly livestreams and an exclusive weekly podcast at<span> </span><a href="https://www.patreon.com/dearhankandjohn">patreon.com/dearhankandjohn</a></span><span>.</span></span></p> <p><span><span><span>Follow us on Twitter!</span><span> </span><a href="https://twitter.com/dearhankandjohn">twitter.com/dearhankandjohn</a></span></span></p> <p><span><span>Subscribe to the Nerdfighteria newsletter! <a href="https://nerdfighteria.com/nerdfighteria-newsletter">https://nerdfighteria.com/nerdfighteria-newsletter</a></span></span></p>
Nov 18, 2019
Crime Dentures
36:53
<p><span>How do I make a film for dental school? What if my anglerfish doesn’t match my room decor? What should I do with a bag full of 1500 pictures of pregnant Harry Styles? Do I need to talk to my boss about the book they lent me? Can I zest a bit of lime at the store? Any podcast recommendations? What song should I blast through the church steeple? Hank Green and John Green give advice!</span></p> <p>If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com.</p> <p><span><span>Join us for monthly livestreams and an exclusive weekly podcast at<span> </span><a href="https://www.patreon.com/dearhankandjohn">patreon.com/dearhankandjohn</a></span><span>.</span></span></p> <p><span><span><span>Follow us on Twitter!</span><span> </span><a href="https://twitter.com/dearhankandjohn">twitter.com/dearhankandjohn</a></span></span></p> <p><span><span>Subscribe to the Nerdfighteria newsletter! <a href="https://nerdfighteria.com/nerdfighteria-newsletter">https://nerdfighteria.com/nerdfighteria-newsletter</a></span></span></p>
Nov 11, 2019
Baddy One Shoe
36:42
<p>Why don't we sink in sand? How do I not freak out about all the time I'm wasting? Do naughty people only wear one shoe? Why do microwaves rotate food? Am I up or down for whatever? My boyfriend doesn't know who Elon Musk is? What would happen if we immediately halted single-use plastics? John Green and Hank Green answer your questions!</p> <p>If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com.</p> <p><span><span>Join us for monthly livestreams and an exclusive weekly podcast at<span> </span><a href="https://www.patreon.com/dearhankandjohn">patreon.com/dearhankandjohn</a></span><span>.</span></span></p> <p><span><span><span>Follow us on Twitter!</span><span> </span><a href="https://twitter.com/dearhankandjohn">twitter.com/dearhankandjohn</a></span></span></p> <p><span><span>Subscribe to the Nerdfighteria newsletter! <a href="https://nerdfighteria.com/nerdfighteria-newsletter">https://nerdfighteria.com/nerdfighteria-newsletter</a></span></span></p>
Nov 04, 2019
The Billionaire Cactus Ghost
40:48
<p>What can I do with my cactus costume? What do you do when people you don't know recognize you? Why are all the ghosts so old? Where do grownups keep their potatoes? Are there ghosts on Mars? How do I make my career choice not sound boring? Is climate change for real? Hank Green and John Green answer your questions!</p> <p>If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com.</p> <p><span><span>Join us for monthly livestreams and an exclusive weekly podcast at<span> </span><a href="https://www.patreon.com/dearhankandjohn">patreon.com/dearhankandjohn</a></span><span>.</span></span></p> <p><span><span><span>Follow us on Twitter!</span><span> </span><a href="https://twitter.com/dearhankandjohn">twitter.com/dearhankandjohn</a></span></span></p> <p><span><span>Subscribe to the Nerdfighteria newsletter! <a href="https://nerdfighteria.com/nerdfighteria-newsletter">https://nerdfighteria.com/nerdfighteria-newsletter</a></span></span></p>
Oct 28, 2019
You Can Tik Whatever You Can Tok, Baby (Live from VidCon Australia w/ Zach Kornfeld!)
38:52
<p><span>What is the least dumb way to ask someone out? What’s your strategy for winning Seven Wonders? How did you start from nothing? If you can portray any celebrity in a biopic who would it be? Would you consider becoming a TikTok star? Why do birds? <span>Zach Kornfeld of The Try Guys joins Hank Green to answer your questions live from VidCon Australia!</span></span></p> <p><span>Find more of Zach at <a href="https://t.co/uromq22kgp?amp=1" target="_blank" role="link" data-focusable="true" class="css-4rbku5 css-18t94o4 css-901oao css-16my406 r-13gxpu9 r-1loqt21 r-4qtqp9 r-1qd0xha r-ad9z0x r-19einr3 r-bcqeeo r-qvutc0" rel=" noopener noreferrer">https://www.youtube.com/tryguys</a></span></p> <p>If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com.</p> <p><span><span>Join us for monthly livestreams and an exclusive weekly podcast at<span> </span><a href="https://www.patreon.com/dearhankandjohn">patreon.com/dearhankandjohn</a></span><span>.</span></span></p> <p><span><span><span>Follow us on Twitter!</span><span> </span><a href="https://twitter.com/dearhankandjohn">twitter.com/dearhankandjohn</a></span></span></p> <p><span><span>Subscribe to the Nerdfighteria newsletter! <a href="https://nerdfighteria.com/nerdfighteria-newsletter">https://nerdfighteria.com/nerdfighteria-newsletter</a></span></span></p>
Oct 21, 2019
Chest Moose Tattoo (w/ SciShow Tangents!)
33:56
<p><span>What's going on with microbes? What happens when an astronaut sneezes in space? Why do we have toes? Should I dress fancier? Why aren’t there drones on Mars? Do you get lighter every time you fart? What do I do about the poster I don’t understand? Why do animals live for different amounts of time? Hank Green, Ceri Riley, Stefan Chin, and Sam Schultz of </span><span>SciShow Tangents join the pod to answer your Qs!</span></p> <p><span>Listen to SciShow Tangents! <a href="https://www.wnycstudios.org/podcasts/scishow-tangents">https://www.wnycstudios.org/podcasts/scishow-tangents</a></span></p> <p>If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com.</p> <p><span><span>Join us for monthly livestreams and an exclusive weekly podcast at<span> </span><a href="https://www.patreon.com/dearhankandjohn">patreon.com/dearhankandjohn</a></span><span>.</span></span></p> <p><span><span><span>Follow us on Twitter!</span><span> </span><a href="https://twitter.com/dearhankandjohn">twitter.com/dearhankandjohn</a></span></span></p> <p><span><span>Subscribe to the Nerdfighteria newsletter! <a href="https://nerdfighteria.com/nerdfighteria-newsletter">https://nerdfighteria.com/nerdfighteria-newsletter</a></span></span></p>
Oct 14, 2019
Sword Dabbing (Live from Minneapolis, MN!)
33:41
<p><span>How should I invest to survive a financial downturn? <span>How often do I really need to change my underwear? Am I a bag? How do help seventh graders? Should we think about the 2D world? What are wedding planning tips? How do I stop imitating accents? How do I deal with the ghosts? How do I innovate in a sword company? John Green and Hank green give advice!</span></span></p> <p>If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com.</p> <p><span><span>Join us for monthly livestreams and an exclusive weekly podcast at<span> </span><a href="https://www.patreon.com/dearhankandjohn">patreon.com/dearhankandjohn</a></span><span>.</span></span></p> <p><span><span><span>Follow us on Twitter!</span><span> </span><a href="https://twitter.com/dearhankandjohn">twitter.com/dearhankandjohn</a></span></span></p> <p><span><span>Subscribe to the Nerdfighteria newsletter! <a href="https://nerdfighteria.com/nerdfighteria-newsletter">https://nerdfighteria.com/nerdfighteria-newsletter</a></span></span></p>
Oct 07, 2019
Speedo Minotaur Guy (Live from Madison, WI!)
37:30
<p>Why is my instinct to hug my dogs too hard? If you had to move to Sesame Street, who would you want to be your neighbor? How do you know when the story you've written is done? Why was Halley's Comet selected for <a href="https://www.wnycstudios.org/podcasts/anthropocene-reviewed">The Anthropocene Reviewed</a>? How does one properly celebrate the removal of orthodontia? Am I causing defective elevators? What do I do if my boyfriend is the speedo guy? Is it okay if I wear my wedding band before I get married? John Green and Hank Green give advice!</p> <p>If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com.</p> <p><span><span>Join us for monthly livestreams and an exclusive weekly podcast at<span> </span><a href="https://www.patreon.com/dearhankandjohn">patreon.com/dearhankandjohn</a></span><span>.</span></span></p> <p><span><span><span>Follow us on Twitter!</span><span> </span><a href="https://twitter.com/dearhankandjohn">twitter.com/dearhankandjohn</a></span></span></p> <p><span><span>Subscribe to the Nerdfighteria newsletter! <a href="https://nerdfighteria.com/nerdfighteria-newsletter">https://nerdfighteria.com/nerdfighteria-newsletter</a></span></span></p>
Sep 23, 2019
The Still Escalators of Doom
36:54
<p>Why are unmoving escalators so disconcerting? What do I do about the plant that died while I was house sitting? What should I tell people who think I'm moving to the worst place in the world? Should I tell my mom you're still alive? What condiment would your body dispense? How does iambic pentameter work? How do we know when we're deriving too much from art? How do I make friends in junior high? How do I talk my brother out of aspiring to be a YouTube star? John Green and Hank Green give advice!</p> <p>If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com.</p> <p><span><span>Join us for monthly livestreams and an exclusive weekly podcast at<span> </span><a href="https://www.patreon.com/dearhankandjohn">patreon.com/dearhankandjohn</a></span><span>.</span></span></p> <p><span><span><span>Follow us on Twitter!</span><span> </span><a href="https://twitter.com/dearhankandjohn">twitter.com/dearhankandjohn</a></span></span></p> <p><span><span>Subscribe to the Nerdfighteria newsletter! <a href="https://nerdfighteria.com/nerdfighteria-newsletter">https://nerdfighteria.com/nerdfighteria-newsletter</a></span></span></p>
Sep 16, 2019
If You Can't Put Your Mouth There... (with Andrew Levitt AKA Nina West!)
37:05
<p><span>How should I act around my professor who is also my peer? Do the knobs on toasters control heat or time? How do I not get matching tattoos with my mom? Do you ever think about where all your hair is in the world? How can I be less judgmental? How should you display a sugar packet collection? How do I tell people who think I'm dead that I'm not dead? What should I do when I ring the doorbell and I'm not sure if I rang the doorbell? How should you respond to neck skin compliments? Are my new friends friends? Andrew Levitt (Nina West) from RuPaul's Drag Race joins Hank Green to answer your questions!</span></p> <p>If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com.</p> <p><span><span>Join us for monthly livestreams and an exclusive weekly podcast at<span> </span><a href="https://www.patreon.com/dearhankandjohn">patreon.com/dearhankandjohn</a></span><span>.</span></span></p> <p><span><span><span>Follow us on Twitter!</span><span> </span><a href="https://twitter.com/dearhankandjohn">twitter.com/dearhankandjohn</a></span></span></p> <p><span> </span></p>
Sep 09, 2019
Piggy Bank Toughness
36:58
<p>Should I call this strange number back? What have I missed on the pod? Why are your faves your faves? Don't you need more than lemons for lemonade? How do I get the money out of this coin bank? Should I get bangs? Should I change my email address? Why do I get the urge to get my life together in the middle of the night? How do I make time pass in my stories? What is with that baseball song? John Green and Hank Green yell at clouds and give advice!</p> <p>If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com.</p> <p><span><span>Join us for monthly livestreams and an exclusive weekly podcast at<span> </span><a href="https://www.patreon.com/dearhankandjohn">patreon.com/dearhankandjohn</a></span><span>.</span></span></p> <p><span><span><span>Follow us on Twitter!</span><span> </span><a href="https://twitter.com/dearhankandjohn">twitter.com/dearhankandjohn</a></span></span></p>
Sep 02, 2019
Quiet, Subdued, and Possibly Illicit
35:44
<p>How do I make this flesh-eating bacteria sound safe? How do I tell my housemate not to get a crockpot? Am I as unlikeable as the character I wrote? Does my friend live with a ghost? How did conspiracy theories spread before the internet? Why are the most-viewed vlogbrothers videos about giraffe sex? How do I stop my favorite movie from being my whole personality? How would fandoms respond to the apocalypse? John Green and Hank Green answer your questions from the Madison Museum of Contemporary Art, but shhh.</p> <p>If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com.</p> <p><span><span>Join us for monthly livestreams and an exclusive weekly podcast at<span> </span><a href="https://www.patreon.com/dearhankandjohn">patreon.com/dearhankandjohn</a></span><span>.</span></span></p> <p><span><span><span>Follow us on Twitter!</span><span> </span><a href="https://twitter.com/dearhankandjohn">twitter.com/dearhankandjohn</a></span></span></p>
Aug 26, 2019
Joy, Attention, Justice, Hips Don't Lie
47:05
<p>What do I do with 15 pounds of cornbread? Where do song lyrics live in our brains? Why are we here? How did people get answers before Google? How often should I vacuum? Do wedding pianists get anxious? When are my vegetable plants ready? Can I skip the parts about farming in <em>Anna Karenina</em>? John Green and Hank Green answer your questions!</p> <p>Invest in AFC Wimbledon: <a href="https://www.seedrs.com/">https://www.seedrs.com/</a></p> <p>If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com.</p> <p><span><span>Join us for monthly livestreams and an exclusive weekly podcast at<span> </span><a href="https://www.patreon.com/dearhankandjohn">patreon.com/dearhankandjohn</a></span><span>.</span></span></p> <p><span><span><span>Follow us on Twitter!</span><span> </span><a href="https://twitter.com/dearhankandjohn">twitter.com/dearhankandjohn</a></span></span></p>
Aug 19, 2019
Pants Clone
46:45
<p>Where are the natural wheels? How do I make a conspiracy theorist understand that space exists? What are SEO tools? Should we market climate change better? Why are car horns so primitive? How do I confront my mortality compared to red curry paste? What do I do about the frog in the car? Are Tic Tacs food? John and Hank have answers!</p> <p>If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com.</p> <p><span><span>Join us for monthly livestreams and an exclusive weekly podcast at<span> </span><a href="https://www.patreon.com/dearhankandjohn">patreon.com/dearhankandjohn</a></span><span>.</span></span></p> <p><span><span><span>Follow us on Twitter!</span><span> </span><a href="https://twitter.com/dearhankandjohn">twitter.com/dearhankandjohn</a></span></span></p>
Aug 12, 2019
Giant Stone Abraham Lincoln 2020
43:58
<p><span>Can a sentient statue run for president? <span>How do I attend</span><span><span> </span>a show solo? <span>How can I be bougie enough for art frames?<span> </span></span></span>Could Elsa solve climate change? How can I not be a sobbing mess on my wedding day? Should I make a new ring for my dad? What should I do when I'm not sure if I know someone? Hank and John </span><span>have answers!</span></p> <p>If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com.</p> <p><span><span>Join us for monthly livestreams and an exclusive weekly podcast at<span> </span><a href="https://www.patreon.com/dearhankandjohn">patreon.com/dearhankandjohn</a></span><span>.</span></span></p> <p><span><span><span>Follow us on Twitter!</span><span> </span><a href="https://twitter.com/dearhankandjohn">twitter.com/dearhankandjohn</a></span></span></p>
Aug 05, 2019
Only If You Got Enough Life Jackets
45:17
<p><span>What is the setup for this joke? What's with people waving from boats? Why don't cartoons change their outfits? How do I tell someone I’ll be back but not RIGHT back? What is your self-care routine? How do I follow soccer? Where are all the Bob Ross paintings? Why are flies?? John and Hank have answers!</span></p> <p>If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com.</p> <p><span><span>Join us for monthly livestreams and an exclusive weekly podcast at<span> </span><a href="https://www.patreon.com/dearhankandjohn">patreon.com/dearhankandjohn</a></span><span>.</span></span></p> <p><span><span><span>Follow us on Twitter!</span><span> </span><a href="https://twitter.com/dearhankandjohn">twitter.com/dearhankandjohn</a></span></span></p>
Jul 29, 2019
The Best of Dear Hank & John #2!
40:33
<p>Over the last couple years, John and Hank have bestowed upon the world some true gems of advice and anecdotes. We compiled some favorites in one episode for you to enjoy!</p> <p>We'll be back with a regular episode next week, so if you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com.</p> <p><span><span>Join us for monthly livestreams and an exclusive weekly podcast at<span> </span><a href="https://www.patreon.com/dearhankandjohn">patreon.com/dearhankandjohn</a></span><span>.</span></span></p> <p><span><span><span>Follow us on Twitter!</span><span> </span><a href="https://twitter.com/dearhankandjohn">twitter.com/dearhankandjohn</a></span></span></p>
Jul 22, 2019
No Ticket Out
43:50
<p><span>What's with birthday cake flavor? How do we know where we are in space? Are we the last generation of humans? Is it safe to shower when the power is out? Can I be a dyslexic nerdfighter? What do I wear to a pirate-themed wedding? What is the physics of window air conditioners? How do I stop talking about things my friends don’t care about? John and Hank have answers!</span></p> <p>If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com.</p> <p><span><span>Join us for monthly livestreams and an exclusive weekly podcast at<span> </span><a href="https://www.patreon.com/dearhankandjohn">patreon.com/dearhankandjohn</a></span><span>.</span></span></p> <p><span><span><span>Follow us on Twitter!</span><span> </span><a href="https://twitter.com/dearhankandjohn">twitter.com/dearhankandjohn</a></span></span></p>
Jul 15, 2019
It's All About Empowerment! (w/ Jenny Owen Youngs!)
41:15
<p>How do I promote myself? Are museums better explored individually or as a group? What should I do with memorabilia I don't intend to display? What do I do when someone's in my seat? How should Sincere sign off emails? Why do bugs die on their backs? How do we put less value in personality tests? Do mascots smile inside the suit when posing for pictures? Hank and Jenny from <a href="https://www.bufferingthevampireslayer.com/">Buffering the Vampire Slayer</a> answer your questions and remind you that you rock!</p> <p>If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com.</p> <p><span><span>Join us for monthly livestreams and an exclusive weekly podcast at<span> </span><a href="https://www.patreon.com/dearhankandjohn">patreon.com/dearhankandjohn</a></span><span>.</span></span></p> <p><span><span><span>Follow us on Twitter!</span><span> </span><a href="https://twitter.com/dearhankandjohn">twitter.com/dearhankandjohn</a></span></span></p>
Jul 08, 2019
There Is Nothing You Are Not
40:47
<p>How did they decide doorbells should go ding dong? How do I get my coworkers out of my personal life? Why does Hank have button-up jeans? How do you not worry that everything you write has been written before? What are the odds that I'm part pigeon? Why don't you see tons of stars when you're in space? Hank and John have answers!</p> <p>If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com.</p> <p><span><span>Join us for monthly livestreams and an exclusive weekly podcast at<span> </span><a href="https://www.patreon.com/dearhankandjohn">patreon.com/dearhankandjohn</a></span><span>.</span></span></p> <p><span><span><span>Follow us on Twitter!</span><span> </span><a href="https://twitter.com/dearhankandjohn">twitter.com/dearhankandjohn</a></span></span></p>
Jul 01, 2019
Fun with Bob and John!
46:16
<p>What should I do with all these keys? How do I unrecommend a raunchy novel to my grandma? What's a good psychology team name? What is the most effective way to pull an all-nighter? What should I call my girlfriend's parents? Why are middle schoolers so terrifying? What do I do with all these tomatoes? Hank and John have advice!</p> <p>If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com.</p> <p><span><span>Join us for monthly livestreams and an exclusive weekly podcast at<span> </span><a href="https://www.patreon.com/dearhankandjohn">patreon.com/dearhankandjohn</a></span><span>.</span></span></p> <p><span><span>The survey is on the Patreon linked above and also here: <a href="https://www.surveymonkey.com/r/N7DKBW6" target="_blank" data-saferedirecturl="https://www.google.com/url?q=https://www.surveymonkey.com/r/N7DKBW6&amp;source=gmail&amp;ust=1561230700464000&amp;usg=AFQjCNGhIwELv670KiHWswtHvADYIjObbg">https://www.<wbr></wbr>surveymonkey.com/r/N7DKBW6</a></span></span></p> <p><span><span><span>Follow us on Twitter!</span><span> </span><a href="https://twitter.com/dearhankandjohn">twitter.com/dearhankandjohn</a></span></span></p>
Jun 24, 2019
Fortunately, They Are Not Carnivores
43:27
<p><span>How do I advance past the waving stage of acquaintanceship? What does one do at conferences? My friend based a character off of me but the character sucks? How do I get in my house if I'm locked out? From where does a giant African land snail poop? Can I have only one jacked arm? John and Hank have answers!</span></p> <p>If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com.</p> <p><span><span>Join us for monthly livestreams and an exclusive weekly podcast at<span> </span><a href="https://www.patreon.com/dearhankandjohn">patreon.com/dearhankandjohn</a></span><span>.</span></span></p> <p><span><span><span>Follow us on Twitter!</span><span> </span><a href="https://twitter.com/dearhankandjohn">twitter.com/dearhankandjohn</a></span></span></p>
Jun 17, 2019
It's Like a Pool of Liver!
45:16
<p><span>Why do I cry more easily as I get older? What is SPF? </span><span>What are healthy methods to combat loneliness? What should do if I busted a hole in the wall while bonding with my sibling? How do I be less curt in texts and emails? Where does John consume his hot takes? How do I stop being bad at cooking? How would John and Hank have met if they weren’t brothers? How do I make this locker room my new home? John and Hank have answers!</span></p> <p>If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com.</p> <p><span><span>Join us for monthly livestreams and an exclusive weekly podcast at<span> </span><a href="https://www.patreon.com/dearhankandjohn">patreon.com/dearhankandjohn</a></span><span>.</span></span></p> <p><span><span><span>Follow us on Twitter!</span><span> </span><a href="https://twitter.com/dearhankandjohn">twitter.com/dearhankandjohn</a></span></span></p>
Jun 10, 2019
Raised on a Yacht (w/ Vanessa Hill of BrainCraft!)
46:46
<p><span>Vanessa Hill of <a href="https://www.youtube.com/braincraft">BrainCraft</a> joins Hank to answer your questions! Has it ever not been raining? Can I change my major if I have a scholarship? Should there be compulsory voting? How do I learn to ride a bike? What is tipping etiquette in the US? When is it my turn to watch TV? Can I take a blanket covered with pictures of me to college? Will the US claim Mars as a state? How does boxed mac and cheese work?</span></p> <p><span>For more Vanessa, check out <a href="https://www.youtube.com/braincraft">youtube.com/braincraft</a>!</span></p> <p>If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com.</p> <p><span><span>Join us for monthly livestreams and an exclusive weekly podcast at<span> </span><a href="https://www.patreon.com/dearhankandjohn">patreon.com/dearhankandjohn</a></span><span>.</span></span></p> <p><span><span><span>Follow us on Twitter!</span><span> </span><a href="https://twitter.com/dearhankandjohn">twitter.com/dearhankandjohn</a></span></span></p>
Jun 03, 2019
The Engagement Duck
43:10
<p><span>What is the dress code if there is no dress code? Where can I be anxious at work? What should I do with 72 tall vases? <span>How can I avoid having to do dishes? </span>How can I grow my own vegetables if the Sun is in the wrong place? How do I sort out my priorities? How do I tell my girlfriend's mother we aren't ready for a duck? Is there a polite way to ask someone to eat quietly? How and where should I conceal the dream rock? John and Hank have dubious advice!</span></p> <p>If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com.</p> <p><span><span>Join us for monthly livestreams and an exclusive weekly podcast at<span> </span><a href="https://www.patreon.com/dearhankandjohn">patreon.com/dearhankandjohn</a></span><span>.</span></span></p> <p><span><span><span>Follow us on Twitter!</span><span> </span><a href="https://twitter.com/dearhankandjohn">twitter.com/dearhankandjohn</a></span></span></p>
May 27, 2019
The Top Three Best Things About Sneezing Underwater
48:11
<p><span>How do I get people to remember who I am? What do I do about the Red Bull I spilled in a kid's backpack? How do I deal with my girlfriend's unaccepting parents? Does cold water boil faster than hot water? Which way should a staple face? Is it possible to sneeze underwater? What is the correct way to eat the bottom of a popsicle? How do I get out of being grounded? Can I bring my boyfriend to a thing even though it says "spouses only"? John and Hank are here to help!</span></p> <p>If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com.</p> <p><span><span>Join us for monthly livestreams and an exclusive weekly podcast at<span> </span><a href="https://www.patreon.com/dearhankandjohn">patreon.com/dearhankandjohn</a></span><span>.</span></span></p> <p><span><span><span>Follow us on Twitter!</span><span> </span><a href="https://twitter.com/dearhankandjohn">twitter.com/dearhankandjohn</a></span></span></p> <p> </p>
May 20, 2019
Weird Statistics
48:52
<p>Do a lot of people swerve? What constitutes black coffee? How do I make mac and cheese if I don't have milk? What is the rage/luck relationship when it comes to pennies? How do I find out my therapist's name? Should I give books to people who don't like to read? How should I deal with family drama? How do I get my charger back? Is it time to rip off the Band-Aid? John and Hank have (dubious) advice!</p> <p>If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com.</p> <p><span><span>Join us for monthly livestreams and an exclusive weekly podcast at<span> </span><a href="https://www.patreon.com/dearhankandjohn">patreon.com/dearhankandjohn</a></span><span>.</span></span></p> <p><span><span><span>Follow us on Twitter!</span><span> </span><a href="https://twitter.com/dearhankandjohn">twitter.com/dearhankandjohn</a></span></span></p> <p> </p>
May 13, 2019
The Imperial Bridal March
45:21
<p><span>What is the proper thing to do with abandoned table beer? What's the best way to spend time on trains? How do I move on when my favorite show ends? How do I sleep in without waking up with a backache? Should I have played "The Imperial March" at a wedding? Are you allowed to use the soap in another person's shower? Why do some carrots taste earthier than others? Why isn't there a Neptune Day? What should I do about Gavin's grass ideas? John and Hank have dubious advice!</span></p> <p>If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com.</p> <p><span><span>Join us for monthly livestreams and an exclusive weekly podcast at<span> </span><a href="https://www.patreon.com/dearhankandjohn">patreon.com/dearhankandjohn</a></span><span>.</span></span></p> <p><span><span><span>Follow us on Twitter!</span><span> </span><a href="https://twitter.com/dearhankandjohn">twitter.com/dearhankandjohn</a></span></span></p> <p><span> </span></p>
May 06, 2019
The Uncle Mike Way of Life
40:46
<p><span>How do I fairly distribute my hugs? Could black holes suck up the Earth? How do I change the way I walk? How can I support my stressed-out dad? What's the best way to receive negative performance reviews? What do I do if I vomit at work? Why don't ants die when they fall from heights? Who should play me in the movie of my life? John and Hank have (dubious) answers!</span></p> <p><span>The poem John mentions at the beginning of the episode is "The Palace" by Kaveh Akbar, found <a href="https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/poems/kaveh-akbar-the-palace">here</a>.</span></p> <p>If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com.</p> <p><span><span>Join us for monthly livestreams and an exclusive weekly podcast at<span> </span><a href="https://www.patreon.com/dearhankandjohn">patreon.com/dearhankandjohn</a></span><span>.</span></span></p> <p><span><span><span>Follow us on Twitter!</span><span> </span><a href="https://twitter.com/dearhankandjohn">twitter.com/dearhankandjohn</a></span></span></p>
Apr 29, 2019
The Morlon Wiley Way In
42:24
<p><span>How do you open an envelope? How do companies turn attention into money? What's the deal with the itsy bitsy spider? And more!</span></p> <p><span>Get your signed desk sword!!! <a href="https://store.dftba.com/products/john-green-signed-desk-swords">https://store.dftba.com/products/john-green-signed-desk-swords</a></span></p> <p>If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com.</p> <p><span><span>Join us for monthly livestreams and an exclusive weekly podcast at<span> </span><a href="https://www.patreon.com/dearhankandjohn">patreon.com/dearhankandjohn</a></span><span>.</span></span></p> <p><span><span><span>Follow us on Twitter!</span><span> </span><a href="https://twitter.com/dearhankandjohn">twitter.com/dearhankandjohn</a></span></span></p> <p> </p>
Apr 22, 2019
Time-Traveling Battle Axes
52:29
<p><span>Who owns the bones? Why are American coins so confusing? Would dragon eggs have scales? And more!</span></p> <p><span>Follow us on Twitter!<span> </span><a href="https://twitter.com/dearhankandjohn">twitter.com/dearhankandjohn</a></span></p> <p>If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com.</p> <p><span><span>Join us for monthly livestreams and an exclusive weekly podcast at<span> </span><a href="https://www.patreon.com/dearhankandjohn">patreon.com/dearhankandjohn</a></span><span>.</span></span></p>
Apr 15, 2019
Lady with the Time Piece (w/ Helen Zaltzman!)
52:16
<p><span><span>How do you deal with saying something wrong </span><span>publicly? </span>How far does a squirrel's social sphere extend? </span><span>Can I ask my friend questions about her surgery? And more!</span></p> <p><span>Thanks to Helen Zaltzman for being a temporary Green brother this week! Find more of Helen's work at <a href="http://www.helenzaltzman.com">helenzaltzman.com</a>.</span></p> <p><span>Follow us on Twitter!<span> </span><a href="https://twitter.com/dearhankandjohn">twitter.com/dearhankandjohn</a></span></p> <p>If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com.</p> <p><span><span>Join us for monthly livestreams and an exclusive weekly podcast at<span> </span><a href="https://www.patreon.com/dearhankandjohn">patreon.com/dearhankandjohn</a></span><span>.</span></span></p>
Apr 08, 2019
John's Subway Safety Procedures
45:22
<p><span>How do you stay focused on one project for a long time? Should I tell this stranger to examine their zipper? Are there other kinds of ketchup? And more!</span></p> <p><span>Follow us on Twitter!<span> </span><a href="https://twitter.com/dearhankandjohn">twitter.com/dearhankandjohn</a></span></p> <p>If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com.</p> <p><span><span>Join us for monthly livestreams and an exclusive weekly podcast at<span> </span><a href="https://www.patreon.com/dearhankandjohn">patreon.com/dearhankandjohn</a></span><span>.</span></span></p>
Apr 01, 2019
It’s All Hermeneutics to Me
45:58
<p><span>Are our voices actually slightly deeper? What's going on with paperclips? How do I keep out the chickens? And more!</span></p> <p><span>Follow us on Twitter! <a href="https://twitter.com/dearhankandjohn">twitter.com/dearhankandjohn</a></span></p> <p>If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com.</p> <p><span><span>Join us for monthly livestreams and an exclusive weekly podcast at<span> </span><a href="https://www.patreon.com/dearhankandjohn">patreon.com/dearhankandjohn</a></span><span>.</span></span></p>
Mar 25, 2019
Comforting Existential Crises (w/ Jana Hisham!)
45:25
<p><span>When are you too old to read YA? How do you get lost in a healthy way? Are there entire civilizations on the bottom of the ocean? And more!</span></p> <p><span>Check out Jana's YouTube channel: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/user/aFriendlyArab">youtube.com/aFriendlyArab</a></span></p> <p><span>This episode was recorded live at VidCon London 2019!</span></p> <p>If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com.</p> <p><span><span>Join us for monthly livestreams and an exclusive weekly podcast at<span> </span><a href="https://www.patreon.com/dearhankandjohn">patreon.com/dearhankandjohn</a></span><span>.</span></span></p>
Mar 18, 2019
The Bird Thunderdome (w/ Katherine Green!)
51:09
<p><span>How do I win the bird hospitality battle? Are the keys part of the car? How do I get better at creative writing? And more!</span></p> <p><span>You can listen to more Hank &amp; Katherine in <a href="https://soundcloud.com/delete-this-with-hank-and-katherine">Delete This</a>!</span></p> <p>If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com!</p> <p><span><span>Join us for monthly livestreams and an exclusive weekly podcast at<span> </span><a href="https://www.patreon.com/dearhankandjohn">patreon.com/dearhankandjohn</a></span><span>.</span></span></p>
Mar 11, 2019
The Queen's Dream Job (w/ Danielle Bainbridge!)
33:28
<p><span>Should I pretend to dislike my sister? How do I not put too much pressure on my dream job? How much salt does it take to mummify a person? And more!</span></p> <p><span>Keep learning from Danielle in <a href="https://www.youtube.com/pbsoriginofeverything">Origin of Everything</a>!</span></p> <p>If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com!</p> <p><span><span>Join us for monthly livestreams and an exclusive weekly podcast at<span> </span><a href="https://www.patreon.com/dearhankandjohn">patreon.com/dearhankandjohn</a></span><span>.</span></span></p>
Mar 04, 2019
Snack Man! (Live at PodCon!)
45:38
<p><span>How do I propose to my girlfriend if I can't get down on one knee? How do I get rid of a bad nickname? Should I cause chaos? And more!</span></p> <p> </p> <p>This episode was recorded live at PodCon 2 in Seattle, WA.</p> <p>If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com!</p> <p><span><span>Join us for monthly livestreams and an exclusive weekly podcast at<span> </span><a href="https://www.patreon.com/dearhankandjohn">patreon.com/dearhankandjohn</a></span><span>.</span></span></p>
Feb 25, 2019
Gum Influencers
49:51
<p><span>How do I know if I'm being a know-it-all? How do we survive the 2020 presidential election? At what point does a flying fish become a swimming bird? And more!</span></p> <p><span>If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com!</span></p> <p><span><span>Join us for monthly livestreams and an exclusive weekly podcast at<span> </span><a href="https://www.patreon.com/dearhankandjohn">patreon.com/dearhankandjohn</a></span><span>.</span></span></p>
Feb 18, 2019
The Celebrity Life Coaches of Your Dreams
51:56
<p><span>Should penguins go to Mars? Why do we chew rubber? Is this frantic, indecisive squirrel okay? And more!</span></p> <p><span>If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com!</span></p> <p><span><span>Join us for monthly livestreams and an exclusive weekly podcast at<span> </span><a href="https://www.patreon.com/dearhankandjohn">patreon.com/dearhankandjohn</a></span><span>.</span></span></p> <p> </p>
Feb 11, 2019
Burn It All!!!!
43:03
<p><span>What should I put in my journal? Should I sign a card for someone I don't know? What do I do when strangers tell me my shoes are untied? And more!</span></p> <p><span>If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com!</span></p> <p><span><span>Join us for monthly livestreams and an exclusive weekly podcast at<span> </span><a href="https://www.patreon.com/dearhankandjohn">patreon.com/dearhankandjohn</a></span><span>.</span></span></p> <p><span> </span></p>
Feb 04, 2019
The Mysterious "Stolen" Car
48:27
<p><span>Am I too old to race down hotel hallways? Is there a stranger in my attic? How do you make plans with a subgroup of friends? And more!</span></p> <p><span>If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com!</span></p> <p><span><span>Join us for monthly livestreams and an exclusive weekly podcast at<span> </span><a href="https://www.patreon.com/dearhankandjohn">patreon.com/dearhankandjohn</a></span><span>.</span></span></p> <p><span> </span></p>
Jan 28, 2019
My Ghost Date, Timothy
53:04
<p><span>What should I do at prom by myself? Can ghosts ride in cars? How do you end a voicemail? And more!</span></p> <p><span>If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com!</span></p> <p><span><span>Join us for monthly livestreams and an exclusive weekly podcast at<span> </span><a href="https://www.patreon.com/dearhankandjohn">patreon.com/dearhankandjohn</a></span><span>.</span></span></p>
Jan 21, 2019
Get in Touch with Your Glitter Side
42:59
<p><span>How do I stop receiving so many Peeps? Why do I have to sneeze immediately after I put on mascara? How do I use a bus? And more!</span></p> <p><span>If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com!</span></p> <p><span><span>Join us for monthly livestreams and an exclusive weekly podcast at<span> </span><a href="https://www.patreon.com/dearhankandjohn">patreon.com/dearhankandjohn</a></span><span>.</span></span></p>
Jan 14, 2019
Our Pasta-Making Robot Overlords
44:33
<p><span>What do I do when all my friends hang out without me? Are beans basically small potatoes? How do you smuggle a swan internationally? And more!</span></p> <p><span>If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com!</span></p> <p><span><span>Join us for monthly livestreams and an exclusive weekly podcast at<span> </span><a href="https://www.patreon.com/dearhankandjohn">patreon.com/dearhankandjohn</a></span><span>.</span></span></p>
Jan 07, 2019
You Can Trust Us, We're Aliens
41:28
<p><span>How do I teach a class I know almost nothing about? </span><span>What if humans had tails? </span><span>Why can’t you walk through a drive-through? And more!</span></p> <p><span>If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com!</span></p> <p><span><span>Join us for monthly livestreams and an exclusive weekly podcast at<span> </span><a href="https://www.patreon.com/dearhankandjohn">patreon.com/dearhankandjohn</a></span><span>.</span></span></p> <p><span><span>Get your PodCon tickets at<span> </span><a href="https://www.podcon.com/">podcon.com</a>!</span></span></p>
Dec 31, 2018
A Perpetual Christmas Civilization That Orbits the Sun
43:39
<p><span>Why do we put people on pedestals? How can I get better at mornings? What should I hide under the floorboards? And more!</span></p> <p><span>If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com!</span></p> <p><span><span>Join us for monthly livestreams and an exclusive weekly podcast at<span> </span><a href="https://www.patreon.com/dearhankandjohn">patreon.com/dearhankandjohn</a></span><span>.</span></span></p> <p><span><span>Get your PodCon tickets at <a href="https://www.podcon.com/">podcon.com</a>!</span></span></p>
Dec 24, 2018
All of Them, Including LinkedIn
45:44
<p><span>Where did all the websites go? How do you solve a problem like Maria? What's my brand? And more!</span></p> <p><span>If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com!</span></p> <p><span>Check out our other podcasts in the WNYC Studios network, <a href="https://www.wnycstudios.org/shows/scishow-tangents">SciShow Tangents</a> and <a href="https://www.wnycstudios.org/shows/anthropocene-reviewed">The Anthropocene Reviewed</a>.</span></p> <p><span><span>Join us for monthly livestreams and an exclusive weekly podcast at<span> </span><a href="https://www.patreon.com/dearhankandjohn">patreon.com/dearhankandjohn</a></span><span>.</span></span></p>
Dec 17, 2018
A Song Called Shhh
48:15
<p><span>What should I do about the accordion player outside? Should I take a trip to a strange city by myself? How do I get in the secular Christmas spirit? And more!</span></p> <p><span>There are still perks available on the Project for Awesome Indiegogo! Get yours at <a href="https://www.projectforawesome.com/donate">projectforawesome.com/donate</a>.</span></p> <p><span>If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com!</span></p> <p><span>Check out our other podcasts in the WNYC Studios network, <a href="https://www.wnycstudios.org/shows/scishow-tangents">SciShow Tangents</a> and <a href="https://www.wnycstudios.org/shows/anthropocene-reviewed">The Anthropocene Reviewed</a>.</span></p> <p><span><span>Join us for monthly livestreams and an exclusive weekly podcast at<span> </span><a href="https://www.patreon.com/dearhankandjohn">patreon.com/dearhankandjohn</a></span><span>.</span></span></p>
Dec 10, 2018
Do Not Enter the Secret Room
43:10
<p><span>Why are human babies so useless? What's with Ohio's salad crackers? Why can't I use an umbrella in the snow? And more!</span></p> <p><span>If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com!</span></p> <p><span>Check out our other podcasts in the WNYC Studios network, <a href="https://www.wnycstudios.org/shows/scishow-tangents">SciShow Tangents</a> and <a href="https://www.wnycstudios.org/shows/anthropocene-reviewed">The Anthropocene Reviewed</a>.</span></p> <p><span><span>Join us for monthly livestreams and an exclusive weekly podcast at<span> </span><a href="https://www.patreon.com/dearhankandjohn">patreon.com/dearhankandjohn</a></span><span>.</span></span></p>
Dec 03, 2018
We're Gonna Make It
50:37
<p><span>What would it feel like to be microwaved? How do I get my dad to chill on Facebook? How do I confront my roommate about the ferret oatmeal baths? And more!</span></p> <p><span>If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com!</span></p> <p><span>Check out our other podcasts in the WNYC Studios network, <a href="https://www.wnycstudios.org/shows/scishow-tangents">SciShow Tangents</a> and <a href="https://www.wnycstudios.org/shows/anthropocene-reviewed">The Anthropocene Reviewed</a>.</span></p> <p><span><span>Join us for monthly livestreams and an exclusive weekly podcast at<span> </span><a href="https://www.patreon.com/dearhankandjohn">patreon.com/dearhankandjohn</a></span><span>.</span></span></p>
Nov 26, 2018
The Kurt Vonnegut Special
45:51
<p><span>How much money should I ask for? How do I talk to my crush? Will climate change make mountains shorter? And more!</span></p> <p><span>If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com!</span></p> <p><span>Check out our other podcasts in the WNYC Studios network, <a href="https://www.wnycstudios.org/shows/scishow-tangents">SciShow Tangents</a> and <a href="https://www.wnycstudios.org/shows/anthropocene-reviewed">The Anthropocene Reviewed</a>.</span></p> <p><span><span>Join us for monthly livestreams and an exclusive weekly podcast at <a href="https://www.patreon.com/dearhankandjohn">patreon.com/dearhankandjohn</a></span><span>.</span></span></p>
Nov 19, 2018
A Man's Man's Guide to Potassium
40:31
<p>How do I convince my boyfriend not to grow a mullet? What do I do with this small, hot towel? Should I destroy my sad friend in Words with Friends? John and Hank have answers to this and more!</p> <p>Check out our other podcasts in the WNYC Studios network, <a href="https://www.wnycstudios.org/shows/scishow-tangents">SciShow Tangents</a> and <a href="https://www.wnycstudios.org/shows/anthropocene-reviewed">The Anthropocene Reviewed</a>.</p> <p>Email us: hankandjohn@gmail.com</p> <p>Join us for monthly livestreams and an exclusive weekly podcast at <a href="https://www.patreon.com/dearhankandjohn">patreon.com/dearhankandjohn</a>.</p>
Nov 12, 2018
Hello from Hank and John!
<p><span>Hosts <a href="https://twitter.com/hankgreen?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Eauthor" target="_blank">Hank </a>and<a href="https://twitter.com/johngreen?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Eauthor" target="_blank"> John Green</a> (authors and <a href="https://www.youtube.com/vlogbrothers">YouTubers</a>) offer both humorous and heartfelt advice about life’s big and small questions. They bring their personal passions to each episode by sharing the week’s news from Mars (the planet) and AFC Wimbledon (the third-tier English football club).</span></p>
Nov 08, 2018
The Fault in Our Mars
53:21
<p>What tricks can babies do? Should I become a space lawyer? Did I let a guy steal my car? And more!</p> <p>Email us: <a href="mailto:dearhankandjohn@gmail.com">hankandjohn@gmail.com</a></p> <p><a href="https://dearhankandjohn.libsyn.com/patreon.com/dearhankandjohn">patreon.com/dearhankandjohn</a></p>
Nov 05, 2018
Your Dabbing Uncle Hank
50:39
<p>At what point do I fail? What should I do while I'm waiting to be sawed in half? Should I eat the fungus? And more!</p> <p>Email us: <a href="mailto:hankandjohn@gmail.com">hankandjohn@gmail.com</a></p> <p><a href="https://dearhankandjohn.libsyn.com/patreon.com/dearhankandjohn">patreon.com/dearhankandjohn</a></p>
Oct 29, 2018
You Are Not My Bus
46:29
<p>Where should I look when I'm talking to someone? Will aliens ride our roller coasters when we're all dead? Should guests help do the dishes? And more!</p> <p>Email us: <a href="mailto:hankandjohn@gmail.com">hankandjohn@gmail.com</a></p> <p><a href="https://dearhankandjohn.libsyn.com/patreon.com/dearhankandjohn">patreon.com/dearhankandjohn</a></p>
Oct 22, 2018
The Horrifying Five-Tined Fork
46:46
<p>How do I get out of this maze? What do I do with this cello? When will I stop having to call my mom to help me figure out life? And more!</p> <p>Email us: <a href="mailto:hankandjohn@gmail.com">hankandjohn@gmail.com</a></p> <p><a href="https://dearhankandjohn.libsyn.com/patreon.com/dearhankandjohn">patreon.com/dearhankandjohn</a></p> <p>We're now on Twitter! Follow us at <a href="https://dearhankandjohn.libsyn.com/twitter.com/dearhankandjohn">twitter.com/dearhankandjohn</a>.</p>
Oct 15, 2018
President Alligator
43:12
<p>Why do people hate raisins? Is U2 a boy band? How do I make friends with the people I work with? And more!</p> <p>Email us: <a href="mailto:hankandjohn@gmail.com">hankandjohn@gmail.com</a></p> <p><a href="https://dearhankandjohn.libsyn.com/patreon.com/dearhankandjohn">patreon.com/dearhankandjohn</a></p>
Oct 08, 2018
It's My Soundtrack! (w/ Rosianna Halse Rojas!)
48:45
<p>Should I treasure my books more? Can I learn to sleep standing up like a horse? Does everyone have an eighties disco playing in their head? And more!</p> <p>Email us: <a href="mailto:hankandjohn@gmail.com">hankandjohn@gmail.com</a></p> <p><a href="https://dearhankandjohn.libsyn.com/patreon.com/dearhankandjohn">patreon.com/dearhankandjohn</a></p> <p><strong>Find Rosianna:</strong></p> <p><a href="https://dearhankandjohn.libsyn.com/youtube.com/rosianna">YouTube</a></p> <p><a href="https://itunes.apple.com/gb/podcast/make-out-with-him/id1219861124?mt=2"> Make Out With Him</a></p> <p><a href="https://twitter.com/RosiannaRojas">Twitter</a></p>
Oct 01, 2018
There Is a Diversity of Opinions Among the People Who Drive This Car
43:06
<p>How can I avoid having to dress up for Halloween? What do you do when your friends make fun of your friend? How do I artfully display my rib? And more!</p> <p>Email us: <a href="mailto:hankandjohn@gmail.com">hankandjohn@gmail.com</a></p> <p><a href="https://dearhankandjohn.libsyn.com/patreon.com/dearhankandjohn">patreon.com/dearhankandjohn</a></p>
Sep 24, 2018
Drunk Fruit Squirrels
39:45
<p>Can I wear my Tuesday shirt on other days? How do I give advice that doesn't hurt feelings but is still helpful? Did I steal this plant? And more!</p> <p>Email us: <a href="mailto:hankandjohn@gmail.com">hankandjohn@gmail.com</a></p> <p><a href="https://dearhankandjohn.libsyn.com/patreon.com/dearhankandjohn">patreon.com/dearhankandjohn</a></p>
Sep 17, 2018
You're Doing Great (w/ Tessa Violet!)
44:16
<p>What do I do when I'm asked to lie to children? Should I tell my boss I'm obsessed with her famous son? Why is Dodie so much better at stuff than I am? And more!</p> <p>Check out Tessa on <a href="https://www.youtube.com/meekakitty">YouTube</a> and wherever you get your music!</p> <p>Email us: <a href="mailto:hankandjohn@gmail.com">hankandjohn@gmail.com</a></p> <p><a href="https://dearhankandjohn.libsyn.com/patreon.com/dearhankandjohn">patreon.com/dearhankandjohn</a></p>
Sep 10, 2018
Perfectly Normal Art Projects (w/ Sarah Urist Green!)
35:10
<p>Can I use being an artist as an excuse for being weird? How do museum benches work? What is the best advice a parent can give their child? And more!</p> <p>Email us: <a href="mailto:hankandjohn@gmail.ocm">hankandjohn@gmail.ocm</a></p> <p><a href="https://dearhankandjohn.libsyn.com/patreon.com/dearhankandjohn">patreon.com/dearhankandjohn</a></p> <p>Thank you to Audible for sponsoring this episode! Audible is offering listeners a free audiobook with a 30-day trial membership. Go to <a href="http://dearhankandjohn.libsyn.com/audible.com/dearhank">audible.com/dearhank</a> or <a href="http://dearhankandjohn.libsyn.com/audible.com/dearjohn">audible.com/dearjohn</a>, or text “dearhank" or "dearjohn” to 500-500 to get started today.</p>
Sep 03, 2018
Thank You, Hot Fries!!
52:12
<p>Are we living in a simulation? Are there other types of teeth? What should I do with this bowl? And more!</p> <p>Email us: <a href="mailto:hankandjohn@gmail.com">hankandjohn@gmail.com</a></p> <p><a href="https://dearhankandjohn.libsyn.com/patreon.com/dearhankandjohn">patreon.com/dearhankandjohn</a></p>
Aug 27, 2018
Dapper Dudes
46:15
<p>How do I tell my boyfriend he's beautiful? Can I talk to my cousin's ex? How do I figure out my music taste? And more!</p> <p>Email us: <a href="mailto:hankandjohn@gmail.com">hankandjohn@gmail.com</a></p> <p><a href="https://dearhankandjohn.libsyn.com/patreon.com/dearhankandjohn">patreon.com/dearhankandjohn</a></p> <p>The PodCon 2 campaign ends soon! <a href="https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/podcon-2-community">Support it here</a>!</p>
Aug 20, 2018
Spicy Limes
56:30
<p>What should I do with this tooth? How do I keep a secret? <span>How do I get out of the shadow of my parents’ triumphs?</span> And more!</p> <p>Email us: <a href="mailto:hankandjohn@gmail.com">hankandjohn@gmail.com</a></p> <p><a href="https://dearhankandjohn.libsyn.com/patreon.com/dearhankandjohn">patreon.com/dearhankandjohn</a></p> <p><a href="https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/podcon-2-community/x/1883440">PodCon 2 is happening!</a></p>
Aug 14, 2018
Let's Be Mermaids
46:06
<p>Where would you put an extra eye? How do I survive at home alone? Why is underwear a pair? And more!</p> <p>Email us: <a href="mailto:hankandjohn@gmail.com">hankandjohn@gmail.com</a></p> <p><a href="https://dearhankandjohn.libsyn.com/patreon.com/dearhankandjohn">patreon.com/dearhankandjohn</a></p> <p>Thanks to HelloFresh for sponsoring this episode! For $30 off your first week of HelloFresh, go to <a href="http://dearhankandjohn.libsyn.com/hellofresh.com/dearhank">hellofresh.com/dearhank</a> or <a href="http://dearhankandjohn.libsyn.com/hellofresh.com/dearjohn">hellofresh.com/dearjohn</a> and enter code dearhank or dearjohn.</p>
Aug 06, 2018
Hiding Nuts
53:00
<p>Why is there no $25 bill? <span>What happens to a person’s consciousness when they're teleported? What does space smell like? And more!</span></p> <p><span>Email us: <a href="mailto:hankandjohn@gmail.com">hankandjohn@gmail.com</a></span></p> <p><a href="https://dearhankandjohn.libsyn.com/patreon.com/dearhankandjohn"><span>patreon.com/dearhankandjohn</span></a></p> <p><span><a href="https://dearhankandjohn.libsyn.com/podcon.com">PodCon 2</a> is happening! Check out the Indiegogo campaign <a href="https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/podcon-2-community/x/1883440">here</a>.</span></p>
Jul 23, 2018
Celebrities on a Plane
57:17
<p>Should I tell my boyfriend he has a fandom? What do you do in a non-reciprocal high five situation? Why are football scarves so short? And more!</p> <p>Email us: <a href="mailto:hankandjohn@gmail.com">hankandjohn@gmail.com</a></p> <p><a href="https://dearhankandjohn.libsyn.com/patreon.com/dearhankandjohn">patreon.com/dearhankandjohn</a></p> <p>Thanks to Brilliant for sponsoring this episode! Head to <a href="https://dearhankandjohn.libsyn.com/brilliant.org/dearhank">brilliant.org/dearhank</a> or <a href="https://dearhankandjohn.libsyn.com/brilliant.org/dearjohn">brilliant.org/dearjohn</a> and sign up for free. The first 200 people who go to those links will get 20% off their annual Premium subscription.</p>
Jul 16, 2018
Skate with Snakes
52:03
<p>How did people tell time before clocks? Should I go to a thing just to avoid FOMO? How do I deal with popsicle haters? And more!</p> <p>Email us: <a href="mailto:hankandjohn@gmail.com">hankandjohn@gmail.com</a></p> <p><a href="https://dearhankandjohn.libsyn.com/patreon.com/dearhankandjohn">patreon.com/dearhankandjohn</a></p> <p>Thank you to Audible for sponsoring this episode! Audible is offering listeners a free audiobook with a 30-day trial membership. Go to <a href="https://dearhankandjohn.libsyn.com/audible.com/dearhank">audible.com/dearhank</a> or <a href="https://dearhankandjohn.libsyn.com/audible.com/dearjohn">audible.com/dearjohn</a>, or text “dearhank" or "dearjohn” to 500-500 to get started today.</p>
Jul 02, 2018
Wait to Panic
52:49
<p>What should I do with the ends of bread? How do you know when you get to the end of the galaxy? How did they livestream the lunar landing? And more!</p> <p>Email us: <a href="mailto:hankandjohn@gmail.com">hankandjohn@gmail.com</a></p> <p><a href="https://dearhankandjohn.libsyn.com/patreon.com/dearhankandjohn">patreon.com/dearhankandjohn</a></p> <p>Thanks to HelloFresh for sponsoring this episode! For $30 off your first week of HelloFresh, go to <a href="https://dearhankandjohn.libsyn.com/hellofresh.com/dearhank">hellofresh.com/dearhank</a> or <a href="https://dearhankandjohn.libsyn.com/hellofresh.com/dearjohn">hellofresh.com/dearjohn</a> and enter code dearhank or dearjohn.</p>
Jun 18, 2018
Great, Robust Berries (w/ Jenny Lawson!)
53:48
<p>What is your innocuous life curse? What should I read when I've outgrown YA? How do I survive without my coping mechanism? And more!</p> <p>Email us: <a href="mailto:hankandjohn@gmail.com">hankandjohn@gmail.com</a></p> <p><a href="https://dearhankandjohn.libsyn.com/patreon.com/dearhankandjohn">patreon.com/dearhankandjohn</a></p> <p>Thanks to Brilliant for sponsoring this episode! Head to <a href="https://dearhankandjohn.libsyn.com/brilliant.org/dearhank">brilliant.org/dearhank</a> or <a href="https://dearhankandjohn.libsyn.com/brilliant.org/dearjohn">brilliant.org/dearjohn</a> and sign up for free. The first 200 people who go to those links will get 20% off their annual Premium subscription.</p>
Jun 11, 2018
Eleven Peas
58:34
<p>Are there any good billionaires? How do I get better at contracts? What are the rules of doctor-patient small talk? And more!</p> <p>Email us: <a href="mailto:hankandjohn@gmail.com">hankandjohn@gmail.com</a></p> <p><a href="https://dearhankandjohn.libsyn.com/patreon.com/dearhankandjohn">patreon.com/dearhankandjohn</a></p> <p>Thanks to Simple Contacts for sponsoring this episode! Get $30 off your contacts at <a href="https://dearhankandjohn.libsyn.com/simplecontacts.com/dearhank">simplecontacts.com/dearhank</a> or <a href="https://dearhankandjohn.libsyn.com/simplecontacts.com/dearjohn">simplecontacts.com/dearjohn</a>, or enter code dearhank or dearjohn at checkout.</p>
Jun 04, 2018
Don't Harsh on My Yums
48:54
<p><span>Why do people like ant colonies? What do I do about customers who come in right before close? Where do bugs go when it rains? And more!</span></p> <p>Email us: <a href="mailto:hankandjohn@gmail.com">hankandjohn@gmail.com</a></p> <p><a href="https://dearhankandjohn.libsyn.com/patreon.com/dearhankandjohn">patreon.com/dearhankandjohn</a></p> <p>Thanks to Brilliant for sponsoring this episode! The first 200 people to sign up at <a href="https://dearhankandjohn.libsyn.com/brilliant.org/dearhank">brilliant.org/dearhank</a> or <a href="https://dearhankandjohn.libsyn.com/brilliant.org/dearjohn">brilliant.org/dearjohn</a> get 20% off their annual Premium subscription.</p>
May 28, 2018
Gretel's Instagram Regrets (w/ How to ADHD!)
59:14
<p>Am I accidentally a horrible person? What should I do with 1,000 business cards? How do I not break my grandmother's heart? And more!</p> <p>Email us: <a href="mailto:hankandjohn@gmail.com">hankandjohn@gmail.com</a></p> <p><a href="https://dearhankandjohn.libsyn.com/patreon.com/dearhankandjohn">patreon.com/dearhankandjohn</a></p> <p>Thanks to Jessica and Edward of <a href="https://dearhankandjohn.libsyn.com/youtube.com/howtoadhd">How to ADHD</a> for joining the pod today!</p>
May 21, 2018
The Spoon in the Road
47:09
<p>How often should I try new food places? How do you break up with someone without crushing them? What's the best way to greet a new neighbor? And more!</p> <p>Email us: <a href="mailto:hankandjohn@gmail.com">hankandjohn@gmail.com</a></p> <p><a href="https://dearhankandjohn.libsyn.com/patreon.com/dearhankandjohn">patreon.com/dearhankandjohn</a></p> <p>Thanks to Skillshare for sponsoring this episode! Get 2 months of Skillshare for just 99 cents by going to <a href="https://dearhankandjohn.libsyn.com/skillshare.com/dearhank">skillshare.com/dearhank</a> or <a href="https://dearhankandjohn.libsyn.com/skillshare.com/dearjohn">skillshare.com/dearjohn</a>.</p>
May 14, 2018
What If the Moon Was One of Us
41:38
<p>What should I spend my birthday money on? Is hope a dinosaur? What do I do with 23 plastic molds of my teeth? And more!</p> <p>Email us: <a href="mailto:hankandjohn@gmail.com">hankandjohn@gmail.com</a></p> <p><a href="https://dearhankandjohn.libsyn.com/patreon.com/dearhankandjohn">patreon.com/dearhankandjohn</a></p> <p>Get your Snappy the T. rex shirt here: <a href="https://store.dftba.com/products/snappy-the-t-rex-shirt">https://store.dftba.com/products/snappy-the-t-rex-shirt</a></p> <p>Thank you to Audible for sponsoring this episode! Audible is offering listeners a free audiobook with a 30-day trial membership. Go to <a href="https://dearhankandjohn.libsyn.com/audible.com/dearhank">audible.com/dearhank</a> or <a href="https://dearhankandjohn.libsyn.com/audible.com/dearjohn">audible.com/dearjohn</a>, or text “dearhank" or "dearjohn” to 500-500 to get started today.</p>
May 07, 2018
Snappy the T. rex
52:47
<p>Do dead bodies get sunburned? How do you science a baby? Who were the first fans? And more!</p> <p>Take our survey! Your feedback helps us out a lot: <a href="https://www.surveymonkey.com/r/dhjsurvey2018">https://www.surveymonkey.com/r/dhjsurvey2018</a></p> <p>Email us: <a href="mailto:hankandjohn@gmail.com">hankandjohn@gmail.com</a></p> <p><a href="https://dearhankandjohn.libsyn.com/patreon.com/dearhankandjohn">patreon.com/dearhankandjohn</a></p>
Apr 30, 2018
Manhole & Me
45:57
<p>Why am I in Seattle? Why are bricks stacked that way in walls? Is nihilism hilarious? And more!</p> <p>Email us: <a href="mailto:hankandjohn@gmail.com">hankandjohn@gmail.com</a></p> <p><a href="https://dearhankandjohn.libsyn.com/patreon.com/dearhankandjohn">patreon.com/dearhankandjohn</a></p>
Apr 23, 2018
Wake Up Canadian
47:46
<p><span>What should I wear to Hamilton? If you work a four-day week, do you still get a hump day? Are books a distorted mirror? And more!</span></p> <p><span>Email us: <a href="mailto:hankandjohn@gmail.com">hankandjohn@gmail.com</a></span></p> <p><a href="https://dearhankandjohn.libsyn.com/patreon.com/dearhankandjohn"><span>patreon.com/dearhankandjohn</span></a></p> <p><span>Thanks to Squarespace for sponsoring this episode! Head to <a href="https://dearhankandjohn.libsyn.com/squarespace.com">Squarespace.com</a> for a free trial, and when you’re ready to launch, use the offer code DEARHANK or DEARJOHN to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain.</span></p>
Apr 17, 2018
Danger Noodles and Little Boops (w/ Emily Graslie!)
64:50
<p><span>How do you throw away a trash can? Which animals have the most awkward adolescent phase? Are humans an invasive species? And more!</span></p> <p><span>Email us: <a href="mailto:hankandjohn@gmail.com">hankandjohn@gmail.com</a></span></p> <p><a href="https://dearhankandjohn.libsyn.com/patreon.com/dearhankandjohn"><span>patreon.com/dearhankandjohn</span></a></p>
Apr 09, 2018
The Millennial Avocadome
47:15
<p>Are rocks actually soft? What are Pop-Tarts? My boyfriend's ex is dating my ex??? And more!</p>
Apr 02, 2018
Fork Bouquet
54:36
<p>What should I do with all these plastic forks? At what age do you grow out of regret? Do ants sleep? And more!</p> <p>Email us: <a href="mailto:hankandjohn@gmail.com">hankandjohn@gmail.com</a></p> <p><a href="https://dearhankandjohn.libsyn.com/patreon.com/dearhankandjohn">patreon.com/dearhankandjohn</a></p>
Mar 26, 2018
Schrödinger's Floor
52:20
<p>Why do we need constant mental stimuli? How do I clean my room? Can I still be friends with my ex's family? And more!</p> <p>Email us: <a href="mailto:hankandjohn@gmail.com">hankandjohn@gmail.com</a></p> <p><a href="https://dearhankandjohn.libsyn.com/patreon.com/dearhankandjohn">patreon.com/dearhankandjohn</a></p> <p>Thank you to Audible for sponsoring this episode! <span>Audible is offering listeners a free audiobook with a 30-day trial membership. Go to <a href="https://dearhankandjohn.libsyn.com/audible.com/dearhank">audible.com/dearhank</a> or <a href="https://dearhankandjohn.libsyn.com/audible.com/dearjohn">audible.com/dearjohn</a>, or text “dearhank" or "dearjohn” to 500-500 to get started today.</span></p>
Mar 19, 2018
Space War Fears
50:36
<p>How do I handle the surprise baby hamsters? Can I take things from someone else's shopping cart? Are we all gonna die in a space war? And more!</p> <p>Email us: <a href="mailto:hankandjohn@gmail.com">hankandjohn@gmail.com</a></p> <p><a href="https://dearhankandjohn.libsyn.com/patreon.com/dearhankandjohn">patreon.com/dearhankandjohn</a></p> <p>This episode is sponsored by Squarespace! Head to <a href="https://dearhankandjohn.libsyn.com/squarespace.com">Squarespace.com</a> for a free trial, and use the offer code DEARHANK or DEARJOHN to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain.</p>
Mar 12, 2018
The LaCroix Boix
55:41
<p>How much sand is there? How do I unfriend the murder? How does one finance baby? And more!</p> <p>Email us: <a href="mailto:hankandjohn@gmail.com">hankandjohn@gmail.com</a></p> <p><a href="https://dearhankandjohn.libsyn.com/patreon.com/dearhankandjohn">patreon.com/dearhankandjohn</a></p>
Mar 05, 2018
The Worst Guest Books
53:02
<p>Am I not invited to my aunt's wedding? Do I tell my friend I clogged their toilet? Is there an Olympic Hall of Urine? And more!</p> <p>Email us: <a href="mailto:hankandjohn@gmail.com">hankandjohn@gmail.com</a></p> <p><a href="https://dearhankandjohn.libsyn.com/patreon.com/dearhankandjohn">patreon.com/dearhankandjohn</a></p> <p>ROLF: <a href="https://store.dftba.com/products/rolf">https://store.dftba.com/products/rolf</a></p>
Feb 26, 2018
AARTcoin
51:22
<p>Are hitchhiker ants okay? How do I tell my parents I want to study economics? Who is responsible for calling back after a dropped call? And more!</p> <p>Email us: <a href="mailto:hankandjohn@gmail.com">hankandjohn@gmail.com</a></p> <p>patreon.com/dearhankandjohn</p> <p>Thanks to RXBAR for sponsoring this episode! For 25% off your first order, visit RXBAR.com/dearjohn or RXBAR.com/dearhank and enter "dearjohn" or "dearhank" at checkout.</p> <p>You Will Be Able to Say a Thousand Words: <a href="https://astoundingmagic.com/collections/books/products/you-will-be-able-to-say-a-thousand-words">https://astoundingmagic.com/collections/books/products/you-will-be-able-to-say-a-thousand-words</a></p> <p>MarbleLympics: https://www.youtube.com/user/jelleknikkers</p>
Feb 19, 2018
How to Befriend a Crow
50:33
<p>Should I follow my dreams of having strange animal friends? What would happen if I pee in this humidifier? Is it disrespectful to look at someone while they yawn? And more!</p> <p>Email us: <a href="mailto:hankandjohn@gmail.com">hankandjohn@gmail.com</a></p> <p><a href="https://dearhankandjohn.libsyn.com/patreon.com/dearhankandjohn">patreon.com/dearhankandjohn</a></p> <p>Thanks to Squarespace for sponsoring this episode! Go to <a href="https://www.squarespace.com/">squarespace.com</a> for a free trial, and use the offer code DEARHANK or DEARJOHN to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain.</p>
Feb 12, 2018
The Space Alien Orange Peel Health Craze
42:20
<p>Should I spend prom at Target or break up my friends? How does Legolas never run out of arrows? What would happen if all plants ceased to exist? And more! Email us: hankandjohn@gmail.com patreon.com/dearhankandjohn Some things mentioned: The Anthropocene Reviewed: https://soundcloud.com/theanthropocenereviewed An Absolutely Remarkable Thing: hankgreen.com Eons: youtube.com/eons Scatterbrained: youtube.com/mentalflossvideo</p>
Feb 05, 2018
Book Hangovers (w/ Sarah Urist Green!)
49:44
<p>How do people love reading when it hurts? How do you make friends in art class? How do you proceed after accidentally slow dancing with someone? And more! Email us: hankandjohn@gmail.com patreon.com/dearhankandjohn Thanks to HelloFresh for sponsoring this episode! For $30 off your first week of HelloFresh, go to hellofresh.com and enter dearhank or dearjohn.</p>
Jan 29, 2018
Liars and Litterers and Thieves
56:06
<p>Can I hoard stolen goods? How do I make sure I don't become a racist? How do I get cookies? And more! Email us: hankandjohn@gmail.com patreon.com/dearhankandjohn Hank's book is available for preorder! Learn more at hankgreen.com. This episode is sponsored by Backblaze! Backblaze provides unlimited cloud backup for Macs and PCs for just $5/month. Check it out at backblaze.com/dearhank or backblaze.com/dearjohn.</p>
Jan 23, 2018
The Incredible Glamorous Hulk
58:01
<p>How do fish get into lakes? How do I stay aware of things without giving them views? Do aliens communicate with sign language? And more! Thank you to Audible for sponsoring this episode! Audible content includes an unmatched selection of audiobooks, original audio shows, news, comedy, and more. They're offering listeners a free audiobook with a 30-day trial membership. Go to audible.com/dearhank or audible.com/dearjohn to download a title free and start listening. You can also text dearhank or dearjohn to 500-500. Email us: hankandjohn@gmail.com patreon.com/dearhankandjohn</p>
Jan 15, 2018
The Last Brand Deal
57:49
<p>Am I too young to be self-supervised? Can I throw away my dead grandmother's sponges? How do I make a personal retirement PowerPoint for Rick? And more! Email us: hankandjohn@gmail.com patreon.com/dearhankandjohn</p>
Jan 08, 2018
Every Plum Has Its Thorn
46:46
<p>What is the point of love if it always ends? How do I scream? How do I stop a surprise avian ring delivery? And more! Email us: hankandjohn@gmail.com patreon.com/dearhankandjohn</p>
Dec 25, 2017
Snake Cuddle Time
48:18
<p>How do I memorize all the birds? Should I join the Navy? How do you eat trail mix? And more! Email us: hankandjohn@gmail.com patreon.com/dearhankandjohn</p>
Dec 18, 2017
Special Shorty: It's Project for Awesome Time
In which Hank and John moooostly talk about the Project for Awesome, but we also find out what the palm of your foot is called, how Hank is so good at Scandinavian pronunciation, and how far your obligation to correct fake facts you accidentally spread goes. http://www.projectforawesome.com
Dec 15, 2017
Water Is Dry (w/ Greg Miller!)
57:51
<p>Why don't I have a lifelong friend? How can I become ruler of everyone with my name? What are snails trying to flee?? And more! Email us: hankandjohn@gmail.com patreon.com/dearhankandjohn</p>
Dec 11, 2017
Heavy Baby Bib! (w/ Alex Goldman!)
61:24
<p>What counts as significant change? How do you know who you're supposed to buy presents for? Is it weird to let someone know you're thinking of them? And more! Email us: hankandjohn@gmail.com patreon.com/dearhankandjohn</p>
Dec 04, 2017
Lightsaber Your Tiny House (w/ Katherine Green!)
60:51
<p>What do you do with cereal dust? What happens if kid doesn't like dog? How did cave people cut their fingernails? And more! Email us: hankandjohn@gmail.com patreon.com/dearhankandjohn</p>
Nov 27, 2017
Do Not Enter the Craft Fort! (w/ Caitlin Hofmeister!)
58:51
<p>How do you surprise loved ones in small apartments? What is the line between archaeology and grave robbing? What is the appropriate time to get into the Christmas season? And more! Email us: hankandjohn@gmail.com patreon.com/dearhankandjohn</p>
Nov 20, 2017
Semi-Immortal 35-Year-Olds on Mars
51:34
<p>What is the smallest part of the body you can be a doctor in? Why do we rub our eyes when we're tired? How do I turn my imagination off long enough to sleep? And more! Email us: hankandjohn@gmail.com patreon.com/dearhankandjohn</p>
Nov 13, 2017
Confused About Batman
44:42
<p>Over the last month, Hank and John have been on the road going to cities all across America. Every stop, they did a short episode of Dear Hank and John, and some of those got recorded. Then Hank edited some of the best of those moments into this podcast. How do I promote my guinea pig's Instagram? Is it cold in space? When did you first feel successful? And Many Other Questions Answered!​ Email us: hankandjohn@gmail.com patreon.com/dearhankandjohn</p>
Nov 06, 2017
Aardvarks with Guns
43:45
<p>Is outer space full of vampires? Am I engaged? Why haven't our mouths evolved to be better at pumpkin spice lattes? And more! Email us: hankandjohn@gmail.com patreon.com/dearhankandjohn</p>
Oct 30, 2017
Toaster Is a Wolf to Dog
38:39
<p>Where does candle wax go? Can you just switch where you're sitting one day? Does saying "I love you" eventually lose its meaning? And more! Email us: hankandjohn@gmail.com patreon.com/dearhankandjohn</p>
Oct 24, 2017
Omagles All the Way Down
45:53
<p>How do I get in on my neighbor's cranberry bread? How do I live in a very small room? Who's responsible for the divider in a checkout line? And more! Email us: hankandjohn@gmail.com patreon.com/dearhankandjohn</p>
Oct 09, 2017
One and Less Extra Bone
48:33
<p>Where does all the extra body come from? Why are grapefruits called grapefruits? Is it acceptable to talk about social media in real life? And more! Email us: hankandjohn@gmail.com patreon.com/dearhankandjohn</p>
Oct 02, 2017
The Catastrophizing Kindergarten Teacher
50:53
<p>How do I stop whistling? How do you not get burned out? How do I get rid of a death zit? And more! Email us: hankandjohn@gmail.com patreon.com/dearhankdandjohn</p>
Sep 25, 2017
We Would All Be Flounders
50:14
<p>What do I say to my blind date? How do I get my mom to call me less frequently? Are you supposed to ask a father for his daughter's hand in marriage? And more! Email us: hankandjohn@gmail.com patreon.com/dearhankandjohn</p>
Sep 18, 2017
skREvEL!
51:36
<p>Why do I feel safer with the lights on? Why can't my bathtub be in my living room? Am I in danger of being electrocuted? And more! Turtles All the Way Down tour: http://www.turtlesallthewaydownbook.com/#tour Email us: hankandjohn@gmail.com patreon.com/dearhankandjohn</p>
Sep 11, 2017
Cannibal Mermaids
48:47
<p>How far can you get making only right turns? What's the proper response to being constantly serenaded? Does fire have mass? And more! Email us: hankandjohn@gmail.com patreon.com/dearhankandjohn</p>
Sep 05, 2017
Fancy Diving
60:48
<p>Is cake salty? How do I get alone time at a party without a cigarette? Where is the rest of An Imperial Affliction? And more! Email us: hankandjohn@gmail.com patreon.com/dearhankandjohn</p>
Aug 28, 2017
Dove Quivering
45:49
<p>Why am I afraid of something I know doesn’t exist? Can I avoid scurvy by sticking my arm in a giant vat of orange juice? What is proper etiquette for a cat birthday party? And more! Get 10% off your first purchase by going to hover.com/dearhank or hover.com/dearjohn Email us: hankandjohn@gmail.com patreon.com/dearhankandjohn</p>
Aug 21, 2017
There Are No Boxes (w/ Gaby Dunn!)
62:43
<p>What is a mug without a handle? When's the right time to get a Saturn tattoo? Should I come out when I'm not ready? And more! Email us: hankandjohn@gmail.com patreon.com/dearhankandjohn</p>
Aug 14, 2017
The Friend Bucket
46:29
<p>Could you take down a coyote with your arms? Should people be allowed to put things in someone else's Netflix queue? How do I cope with social anxiety? And more! Email us: hankandjohn@gmail.com patreon.com/dearhankandjohn</p>
Aug 07, 2017
Knit like a Mofo
44:08
<p>What would happen if all mosquitoes die? What do I do about my surprise YouTube celebrity boyfriend? What's the truth about John Lennon's "Imagine"? And more! Email us: hankandjohn@gmail.com patreon.com/dearhankandjohn</p>
Jul 31, 2017
100th Episode Extravaganza Spectacular!!!
62:51
<p>Who was the first joshing Josh? Do bugs understand glass? How do I learn to chill? And more! probablysignedturtles.com Email us: hankandjohn@gmail.com patreon.com/dearhankandjohn</p>
Jul 24, 2017
A Fusing of the Hair
49:23
<p>What do I do if my spouse wants to shave his head? Why are there birds at the airport? What if I'm not as well read as my boyfriend? And more! Email us: hankandjohn@gmail.com patreon.com/dearhankandjohn</p>
Jul 03, 2017
An Army of Burrito Children (w/ Dodie Clark!)
56:38
<p>How do you deal with the dissipation of your future plans? Should I tell my parents I met my boyfriend on Tinder? How do I succeed if I'm not a go-getter? And more! Email us: hankandjohn@gmail.com patreon.com/dearhankandjohn</p>
Jun 26, 2017
Lemon Salty Whales
49:47
<p>When should I introduce my kid to Star Wars? Can I dislike parts of my life even though I have privilege? How did humans start swimming? And more! Email us: hankandjohn@gmail.com patreon.com/dearhankandjohn</p>
Jun 19, 2017
Next Level Laziness
49:01
<p>If you put in work to be lazy, is it still laziness? Does Lin Manuel Miranda listen to Hamilton for funzies? At what point are you supposed to put water on a toothbrush? And more! Email us: hankandjohn@gmail.com patreon.com/dearhankandjohn</p>
Jun 12, 2017
Lawn Care Vigilantism
56:33
<p>What should my fun fact about me be? How do Christians and non-Christians get along? Am I too old to listen to this podcast? And more! Email us: hankandjohn@gmail.com patreon.com/dearhankandjohn</p>
Jun 05, 2017
Special Shorty with Travis McElroy
Hank and Travis answer exactly two questions and, let's be honest, we did this entirely to let you know that the PodCon IndieGoGo campaign is very very close to ending. Please come hit us up at PodCon.com to see what it's all about and whether you'd be interested in attending...either digitally or IRL. If you can't no worries, I hope that this episode was also an entertaining addition to your regularly scheduled podcast listening.
Jun 04, 2017
Pocket Conspiracy Theories (w/ Matthew Gaydos!)
69:10
<p>Is Hank a reptilian-human hybrid? How do I grieve and also be there for my students? What do you do when you do something terrible by accident? And more! Email us: hankandjohn@gmail.com patreon.com/dearhankandjohn</p>
May 29, 2017
Nothing Fits on a Bumper Sticker
42:02
<p>Can a writer mess with science for poetic purposes? If you enjoy Narnia, would you enjoy The Fountainhead? Is there a right social construct to teach? And more!</p>
May 22, 2017
Cewebrity
48:56
<p>Should I contact the guy who owns the plane on which I was born? Are art and content different? Does it matter that the guy I'm dating has a six pack while I eat a lot of tacos? And more! PodCon! https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/podcon-podcast/x/1883440#/ Email us: hankandjohn@gmail.com patreon.com/dearhankandjohn</p>
May 15, 2017
Everything Is Everything (w/ Mayim Bialik!)
55:57
<p>Why do I like the smell of gasoline? What should I do about my racist boss? What is the clothes fastener technology in Star Wars? And more! Email us: hankandjohn@gmail.com patreon.com/dearhankandjohn</p>
May 08, 2017
Glitter Soul
50:28
<p>Are you really in the clear with liquor before beer? Should I embrace the error on my birth certificate? Does it really matter where I go to college? And more! Email us: hankandjohn@gmail.com Patreon: patreon.com/dearhankandjohn</p>
May 02, 2017
A Rich Guy with an Affinity for Bats
62:45
<p>Is Batman a superhero? How do I claim an island as my own? Is there a "no politics" rule in dating? And more! Email us: hankandjohn@gmail.com</p>
Apr 24, 2017
Hank's Profound Graduation Speech
48:25
<p>Why do rich people like golf so much? What color is the sky on Mars? How much do I need to fact-check news before I share it? Where are bird ears??? And more! Email us: hankandjohn@gmail.com</p>
Apr 10, 2017
The Future Is Gonna Rule
51:07
<p>How do I develop a cool signature? How do I tell my dad I've been hiding a snake for several months? Is it acceptable to shout advice at strangers? And more! Email us: hankandjohn@gmail.com</p>
Apr 03, 2017
This Week in Ryans
48:49
<p>Do taller people have bigger organs? Are more expensive clothes actually better? Is there a secular way to say you're "praying" for someone? And more! Email us: hankandjohn@gmail.com</p>
Mar 27, 2017
Stay Gold, Potaterson
49:36
<p>What should my motto be? What vegetable is happiness? When is enough really enough? And more! Email us: hankandjohn@gmail.com</p>
Mar 20, 2017
Live from NerdCon: Nerdfighteria!
60:09
<p>Where are all the fireflies? What is "the spark"? Was Alexander Hamilton or Sirius Black a bigger drama queen? And more!</p>
Mar 13, 2017
There's No Rock and Roll on Mars
50:22
<p>Is the Big Bang really a thing? Does the driver or the passenger get to pick the music? What if someone gets pregnant on Mars? And more! Email us: hankandjohn@gmail.com</p>
Mar 06, 2017
Where There Was Previously Nothing
48:00
<p>How long until everyone is related to Beyoncé? When does parenting stop sucking? How can I help the world without being rich? And more! NerdCon: Nerdfighteria: www.nerdconnerdfighteria.com/ Email your questions: hankandjohn@gmail.com</p>
Feb 20, 2017
Always Making Progress Forever
49:57
<p>Can you separate the artist from the work? How do bugs survive microwaves? Will we ever be a perfectly unified planet? And more! Sarah's cookies! https://digitalcookie.girlscouts.org/scout/sarah755035 NerdCon: Nerdfighteria: www.nerdconnerdfighteria.com/ Email your questions: hankandjohn@gmail.com</p>
Feb 13, 2017
Life Is Hard and Also Has Good Things
49:59
<p>What are the top ten kinds of spoons? Why do boys kiss like dying fish? What would happen if we lost gravity for fifteen seconds? And more! NerdCon: Nerdfighteria: www.nerdconnerdfighteria.com/ Email your questions: hankandjohn@gmail.com</p>
Feb 06, 2017
Tiny Useless Pelvises (That Are Still There)
41:23
<p>How nice do you have to be at the grocery store? How do we know humans didn't come from Mars? What is sound even? And more! NerdCon: Nerdfighteria: www.nerdconnerdfighteria.com/ Email your questions: hankandjohn@gmail.com</p>
Jan 30, 2017
Being Sure
55:17
<p>How do I stop catfishing someone? How do I not feel embarrassed sharing my writing? Should I DIY my shirt? And more! NerdCon: Nerdfighteria: www.nerdconnerdfighteria.com/ Email your questions: hankandjohn@gmail.com</p>
Jan 23, 2017
Save Us, Giant Octopus
41:34
<p>Should you always imagine people complexly? Would constellations be different on Mars? How many trees would you have to plant to offset your carbon footprint? And more!</p>
Jan 16, 2017
The Best of Dear Hank & John
42:24
<p>A look back on some of the most memorable moments in the history of the pod! Featuring: Jurassic Mars, Ryan, OH MY GOD IT'S BURNING, John's atrocious cereal eating habits, pumpkins and penguins, the long con, and more! NerdCon: Nerdfighteria: www.nerdconnerdfighteria.com/ Email your questions: hankandjohn@gmail.com</p>
Jan 09, 2017
The Nutrient Coconut Milk of Sin (w/ Katherine Green!)
57:26
<p>Who does my cat think I am? Is listening to music a waste of time? Should we get a new coconut? And more! NerdCon: Nerdfighteria: www.nerdconnerdfighteria.com/ Email your questions: hankandjohn@gmail.com</p>
Jan 03, 2017
The Kindness Muscle
46:52
<p>How do I deal with finals stress? What building would you haunt? How do I teach my kid not to bully? And more! NerdCon: Nerdfighteria: www.nerdconnerdfighteria.com/ Email your questions: hankandjohn@gmail.com</p>
Dec 28, 2016
Planes, Trains, and Automosqueals
47:55
<p>What do you do if you're lost in the forest? Is Santa subject to trademark laws? Should I take a boring job for money? And more! NerdCon: Nerdfighteria: www.nerdconnerdfighteria.com/ Email your questions: hankandjohn@gmail.com</p>
Dec 19, 2016
Planet Dirt (Hank Returns!)
49:10
<p>Is Die Hard a Christmas movie? Should I tell my mom about my risky plans? What is the tipping point for apocalypse chaos? And more! NerdCon: Nerdfighteria: http://www.nerdconnerdfighteria.com/ Email your questions: hankandjohn@gmail.com</p>
Dec 12, 2016
Only Pause for Applause (w/ Hannah Hart!)
47:47
<p>Help, I can't tell my roommates apart! What if my relationship has an expiry date? How much reflection should you do after finishing a book? And more!</p>
Dec 06, 2016
The Rhythmic Thud of the Space Bar (w/ Ashley Ford!)
54:40
<p>How do we move forward post-Election Day? How do you know when/if to have kids? Why does the space bar sound like that? And more!</p>
Nov 22, 2016
Live from NerdCon: Stories (w/ Karen Hallion!)
80:48
<p>Who is the foxiest founding father? How do I convince my boyfriend to not go to Mars? Is all my sister's stuff mine now? And more!</p>
Nov 07, 2016
Gaga in Space (w/ Tyler Oakley!)
42:09
<p>Are quesadillas sandwiches? What is the ideal OK Cupid match percentage? How much of another person's food am I allowed to consume? And more!</p>
Nov 01, 2016
Feeling Home
59:13
<p>Should I ghost out of my job? Are bubble baths a hobby or an interest? How do I not feel like a forever foreigner? And more!</p>
Oct 24, 2016
A Great Bit of Oratory
51:18
<p>How do I keep enjoying music I enjoyed with an ex? How do I recover from being doused in bull semen? What are my responsibilities when people ask me to watch their stuff? And more!</p>
Oct 17, 2016
But... You're a Horse
44:53
<p>Should we fear a locust apocalypse? Will listening to Japanese while I sleep help me remember it? How do I remain confident in my art around older, more experienced artists? And more!</p>
Oct 03, 2016
Really Terrible Scandinavian Geography Lessons
49:19
<p>Why won't people accept my tissues? Should half-wolf children be vaccinated? What do I do when I see a stranger crying in public? And more!</p>
Sep 26, 2016
World Queen
51:28
<p>What do I do while people are singing "Happy Birthday"? What are mushrooms even? Is it okay to want people to not be wrong? And more!</p>
Sep 19, 2016
Pumpkins and Penguins (and Fiddles)
55:03
<p>How do I go about my secret fiddle long con? Why do almost all zippers have the letters YKK on them? Do bugs ever have a destination in mind when they walk around aimlessly? And more!</p>
Sep 12, 2016
Tiny Acts of Kindness
49:30
<p>How do gas planets work? What is proper door etiquette? Is Hank going to put the lime in the coconut and drink it all together? And more!</p>
Sep 06, 2016
There Is Almost Always a Future
45:39
<p>Where all all the dead birds? Should I really live each day of my life like it's my last? Am I a fraud for being a social chameleon? And more!</p>
Aug 30, 2016
Hank's Disaster Preparedness Plan
45:05
<p>What is my actual favorite color? At what point in the day do I switch to "have a good night" as my go-to courtesy? What do I do when The Big One hits? And more!</p>
Aug 22, 2016
That's the Science (w/ Flula!)
49:43
<p>Why are there holes in crackers? What is proper hot tub etiquette? Can I snapchat politicians about immigration reform? And more!</p>
Aug 16, 2016
Og Nomekop
41:00
<p>How do I organize someone else's books? How do I justify the money allocated to extending my life? How does tug of war work? And more!</p>
Aug 09, 2016
Is It Going to Throw Up?
52:55
<p>How do I dad? Are expiration dates just suggestions? What do I call the people I work with? Do I really need to get drunk on my twenty-first birthday? And more!</p>
Aug 02, 2016
A Proper Dumpster Fire
57:14
<p>Should I sell cold, fresh potty water? Why don't we write phonetically? Why do I like all this sad stuff? And more!</p>
Jul 26, 2016
Nerd Punk
52:04
<p>Are bell peppers airtight? How do I quit smoking? Why is that new baby smell so good? And more!</p>
Jul 06, 2016
The Worst Episode Ever
46:22
<p>Do fish swim? Is Hank snapchatting? How do I stop my earphones from getting tangled? How do I deal with a job that I hate? And more!</p>
Jun 30, 2016
We Are in This Together
50:07
<p>Will my laptop sterilize me? Do you like (or write) fanfiction? Where is the rest of the lizard whose tail I found in my room? And more!</p>
Jun 21, 2016
Weird/Bad Dancefighting
44:08
<p>What are nerdfighters fighting? How do I learn to enjoy physical activity? How do I stop talking about Mars in my sleep? And more!</p>
Jun 15, 2016
Things Are Like Other Things
49:28
<p>Why isn't John on Hank's Top 8 on MySpace? What is the correct way to eat an Oreo? Is my can opener a sign that I've entered an alternate universe? And more!</p>
Jun 07, 2016
Not Not an Adult (w/ Sydney Green!)
41:18
<p>How do you define adulthood? Is it slice of pizza or piece of pizza? How do I reclaim my armrest when I'm in the middle seat? And more!</p>
May 31, 2016
Pizza John Priorities
39:42
<p>Is Pizza John inherently unsexy? Should I court familial disaster? Where else can I seek dubious advice? And more! AFC update tag music is 'News Sting' by Kevin MacLeod. http://incompetech.com</p>
May 24, 2016
You're Gonna Be Okay
47:50
<p>How do I mourn a mug? What if it had been Vlogsisters instead of Vlogbrothers? How do I navigate roommatedom? And more!</p>
May 17, 2016
Brotherhood 3.0
45:50
<p>Where are all the Bob Ross paintings? Why is a minor injury more painful to me than literal childbirth? How do I get myself a surprise party? And more!</p>
May 02, 2016
Not Knowing
52:51
<p>Should I feel guilty about liking Hamilton? Why aren't we talking about our impending death by Yellowstone? Should I be saving all my burrito money for the economic apocalypse? And more!</p>
Apr 26, 2016
A Life Sandwich
52:40
<p>How do I find joy when my main source of it has been taken away? How do I deal with my unfortunate name, which is not Ryan? How do I handle compliments? How do I deal with over-the-top laughter? How do I deal with the closest thing there is to death? And more!</p>
Apr 20, 2016
Gotta Be Kitten
45:49
<p>Why do people put up with banana opportunity cost? How do I deal with bird attacks? Chemtrails: what's up with them? And more!</p>
Apr 12, 2016
Mayonnaise Malaise
49:10
<p>Am I making unethical sandwich decisions? Am I a sucker for not cheating in school? Do we need drive-thru reform? Why do farts smell worse in the shower? And more!</p>
Apr 05, 2016
In the Absence of Toes
51:44
<p>Have we checked in on the bees? What would happen if you lost your big toe? How do you stir hot cocoa efficiently? And more!</p>
Mar 29, 2016
Almost Distressingly Good Advice
54:15
<p>How Canadian am I, really? How should I unpack? How do I reconcile my ideals with my actions? And more!</p>
Mar 21, 2016
Feelings Are All Right (with Katherine Green)
64:43
<p>How do I overcome pizza betrayal? What's the deal with sesame seeds? How do I solve my sibling ball crisis? What do I do in Montana? How do I deal with my driving anxiety? And more!</p>
Mar 16, 2016
The Smelling in Your Dwelling
53:40
<p>Why don't bugs die when we flick them? Why do we talk the way we do? What's the deal with dollars in movies? How much would it cost to buy the world a coke? And more!</p>
Mar 08, 2016