The Melting Pat
By Pat Johnston
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Episodes: 238
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Join Pat as he learns to read out loud by taking your questions (and answers), navigates parenthood, yells about sports, and more. Plus hear new music by independent bands from around the world. Crap open a cold one! Hosted by Pat Johnston.
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Episode 475: Poor Planning All Around
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Apr 20, 2024 |
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Episode 474: Big Weekends, Bad Bets, and Starry-eyed Plans
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Apr 13, 2024 |
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Episode 473: Earning Your Way to BronsonMania
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Apr 05, 2024 |
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Episode 472: I Bet Interpreters Wear Shoes
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Mar 30, 2024 |
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Episode 471: Finding New Carb Tips
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Mar 23, 2024 |
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Episode 470: Digitally Thirsty
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Mar 16, 2024 |
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Episode 469: Fancy Meal Enhancers
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Mar 09, 2024 |
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Episode 468: The Worst Place for Dinner
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Mar 02, 2024 |
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Episode 467: Snip the Fraudulent Chatbot
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Feb 24, 2024 |
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Episode 466: We Just Need One to Fix It
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Feb 17, 2024 |
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Episode 465: Making Up Toxic Comments
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Feb 10, 2024 |
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Episode 464: Pulling the Advice Threads
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Feb 03, 2024 |
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Episode 463: Midnight Trophy Deliveries
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Jan 27, 2024 |
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Episode 462: Doing the Mail Dance
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Jan 20, 2024 |
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Episode 461: Presented by Tylenol, Theraflu, and Robitussin
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Jan 13, 2024 |
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Episode 460: Sick in the Wasteland
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Jan 06, 2024 |
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Episode 459: Forgive Me, I'm A Winner
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Dec 30, 2023 |
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Episode 458: Festive Exploitation
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Dec 23, 2023 |
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Episode 457: Terminator, MD
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Dec 16, 2023 |
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Episode 456: Held Captive by Nonsense
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Dec 09, 2023 |
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Episode 455: Uncomfortable in Groups
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Dec 02, 2023 |
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Episode 454: Thankful for My Cage of Secrets
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Nov 23, 2023 |
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Episode 453: Be Serious When Eating
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Nov 18, 2023 |
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Episode 452: Rambling and Disorganized
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Nov 11, 2023 |
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Episode 451: Jumbled Word Cards
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Nov 04, 2023 |
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Episode 450: Much Pocus Better Hocus
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Oct 28, 2023 |
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Episode 449: To Err is Hilarious
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Oct 21, 2023 |
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Episode 448: Bag Your Explanations
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Oct 14, 2023 |
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Episode 447: Alert Your TV Hole
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Oct 07, 2023 |
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Episode 446: Greet the Broken Movies
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Sep 30, 2023 |
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Episode 445: Oblivious Moon Rodeo
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Sep 23, 2023 |
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Episode 444: A Long Way to Stream
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Sep 16, 2023 |
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Episode 443: They Want You to Take the Rolls
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Sep 09, 2023 |
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Episode 442: Proper Goat Scores
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Sep 02, 2023 |
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Episode 441: Tighten Up Your Excuses
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Aug 26, 2023 |
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Episode 440: Too Much Space for All That Money
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Aug 19, 2023 |
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Episode 439: Suspend Your Secret Guests
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Aug 12, 2023 |
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Episode 438: Supporting the Super Slime
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Aug 05, 2023 |
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Episode 437: Exclusive LQ Updates
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Jul 29, 2023 |
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Episode 436: Exploring for Old Paper Cheese
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Jul 22, 2023 |
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Episode 435: The Odds and Ends Express
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Jul 15, 2023 |
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Episode 434: Delete the Fireworks and Do Some Business
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Jul 08, 2023 |
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Episode 433: There’s a Diner in My Apartment
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Jul 01, 2023 |
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Episode 432: Reading into the Streams
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Jun 24, 2023 |
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Episode 431: Happy Birthday from the Forums
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Jun 17, 2023 |
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Episode 430: No Ketchup in the Ambulance
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Jun 10, 2023 |
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Episode 429: Orders Up
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Jun 03, 2023 |
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Episode 428: Authorized to Join My Game
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May 27, 2023 |
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Episode 427: Betting on Beverages
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May 20, 2023 |
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Episode 426: Vote on My Name Today
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May 13, 2023 |
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Episode 425: Doctor Teddy Knows Best
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May 06, 2023 |
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Episode 424: Check This While We Wait
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Apr 29, 2023 |
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Episode 423: Thank the Weird Bosses at Netflix
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Apr 22, 2023 |
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Episode 422: Listen But Don't Get Lost
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Apr 15, 2023 |
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Episode 421: Full Blown Bad Nostalgia
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Apr 08, 2023 |
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Episode 420: To Be Fair to Bronson
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Apr 01, 2023 |
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Episode 419: Collecting Coins from Spotify
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Mar 25, 2023 |
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Episode 418: Uncomfortably Honest
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Mar 18, 2023 |
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Episode 417: Keep Your Cups Off My Bot
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Mar 11, 2023 |
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Episode 416: Jesus Wouldn't Give Us Homework
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Mar 04, 2023 |
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Episode 415: Detour Producers
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Feb 25, 2023 |
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Episode 414: Kids Can't Cut It
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Feb 18, 2023 |
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Episode 413: All Peeves Great and Small
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Feb 11, 2023 |
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Episode 412: Ghosts Won’t Shame You
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Feb 04, 2023 |
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Episode 411: Sloppy Faux Pas
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Jan 28, 2023 |
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Episode 410: I'm Not a Fan
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Jan 21, 2023 |
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Episode 409: Traditionally Exhausted
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Jan 14, 2023 |
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Episode 408: Bothered by the People
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Jan 07, 2023 |
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Episode 407: Inspired by Joe Camel
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Dec 31, 2022 |
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Episode 406: Pies, Lights, and Markers
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Dec 24, 2022 |
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Episode 405: Print Your Self-Awareness
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Dec 17, 2022 |
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Episode 404: Shame Not Found
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Dec 10, 2022 |
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Episode 403: Awkward Moment Hall of Fame
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Dec 03, 2022 |
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Episode 402: We Can't Fix Everything
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Nov 24, 2022 |
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Episode 401: Actual Factual Dreams
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Nov 19, 2022 |
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Episode 400: New Womb Traffic
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Nov 12, 2022 |
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Episode 399: Garden Tacos for Breakfast
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Nov 05, 2022 |
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Episode 398: And Then There Was Pat
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Oct 29, 2022 |
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Episode 397: Keep Your Nose Out of My Bag
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Oct 22, 2022 |
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Episode 396: Preparing for A Boss
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Oct 15, 2022 |
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Episode 395: You Had One Job
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Oct 08, 2022 |
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Episode 394: Leaving Strange Matches
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Oct 01, 2022 |
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Episode 393: You Can Read This Quietly
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Sep 24, 2022 |
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Episode 392: Trapped in the Cheese
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Sep 17, 2022 |
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Episode 391: Carrying Through the Streams
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Sep 10, 2022 |
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Episode 390: All Out Clash with The Vasecto Bros
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Sep 03, 2022 |
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Episode 389: Hours of Sclusie Evolution
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Aug 27, 2022 |
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Episode 388: Help Me Check My Ads
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Aug 20, 2022 |
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Episode 387: Leave My Dad Out of Your Phone
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Aug 13, 2022 |
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Episode 386: The Last Max Bite
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Aug 06, 2022 |
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Episode 385: This Rose Sounds Different
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Jul 30, 2022 |
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Episode 384: Downtown Dingers
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Jul 23, 2022 |
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Episode 383: Dadbods in the Wind
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Jul 16, 2022 |
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Episode 382: Trade Me to the Fun Place
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Jul 09, 2022 |
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Episode 381: Misty Movie Visions
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Jul 02, 2022 |
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Episode 380: Life's a Beach
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Jun 25, 2022 |
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Episode 379: Crap Open Your Creed Thoughts
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Jun 18, 2022 |
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Episode 378: Cutting Pocket Chickens
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Jun 11, 2022 |
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Episode 377: Planning Snacks and Slaps
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Jun 04, 2022 |
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Episode 376: Shut It Down on the Stairs
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May 28, 2022 |
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Episode 375: Ocarina Party
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May 21, 2022 |
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Episode 374: A Tech Podcast
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May 14, 2022 |
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Episode 373: Grapple Your Cable Conspiracy
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May 07, 2022 |
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Episode 372: Sorry We Don't Have Robots
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Apr 30, 2022 |
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Episode 371: Plant Yourself at Home
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Apr 23, 2022 |
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Episode 370: Don't Make Me Talk to Strangers
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Apr 16, 2022 |
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Episode 369: That's My Food in Your Seat
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Apr 09, 2022 |
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Episode 368: Acknowledge My Suspenders
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Apr 02, 2022 |
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Episode 367: You Paid to See Me
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Mar 26, 2022 |
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Episode 366: Pork Chop Virus
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Mar 19, 2022 |
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Episode 365: Dad Can Fix It
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Mar 12, 2022 |
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Episode 364: Mom Would Let Us Play
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Mar 05, 2022 |
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Episode 363: Early Soap Run
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Feb 26, 2022 |
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Episode 362: Soar, Little Angel
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Feb 19, 2022 |
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Episode 361: Click for Free Advice
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Feb 12, 2022 |
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Episode 360: Bad Streams, Tips, and Team Names
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Feb 05, 2022 |
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Episode 359: Clean Up and Get Back to Work
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Jan 29, 2022 |
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Episode 358: You Can’t Buy My Intellect
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Jan 22, 2022 |
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Episode 357: Propose a Remedy
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Jan 15, 2022 |
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Episode 356: This House is Closed
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Jan 08, 2022 |
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Episode 355: Requested Cop Out
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Jan 01, 2022 |
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Episode 354: Singing on Lit Mountains
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Dec 25, 2021 |
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Episode 353: Snoop Your Own History
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Dec 18, 2021 |
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Episode 352: Locking Up Bad Demands
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Dec 11, 2021 |
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Episode 351: Hey, Unlock Your Secret Space
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Dec 04, 2021 |
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Episode 350: Incessant Mouth Sounds
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Nov 25, 2021 |
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Episode 349: Take the High Street Home
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Nov 20, 2021 |
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Episode 348: Rabbit Flavors
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Nov 13, 2021 |
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Episode 347: Choose Your TV Guardian
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Nov 06, 2021 |
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Episode 346: Don't Sweat in Your Cummerbund
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Oct 30, 2021 |
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Episode 345: Good Days of Free Coins
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Oct 23, 2021 |
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Episode 344: Your Personality Needs Decorating
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Oct 16, 2021 |
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Episode 343: Find Your Order and Get Going
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Oct 09, 2021 |
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Episode 342: The Other Bigfoot
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Oct 02, 2021 |
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Episode 341: Return with Specifics
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Sep 25, 2021 |
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Episode 340: Treasure Hunt
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Sep 18, 2021 |
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Episode 339: World's Biggest Egg
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Sep 11, 2021 |
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Episode 338: Get Out Early and Take the Shot
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Sep 04, 2021 |
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Episode 337: PC Hacks for Babies
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Aug 28, 2021 |
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Episode 336: Accidental Advice
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Aug 21, 2021 |
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Episode 335: Burning Valuable Movies
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Aug 14, 2021 |
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Episode 334: Unreal Cabin Vybes
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Aug 07, 2021 |
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Episode 333: Shots Over Madison
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Jul 31, 2021 |
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Episode 332: Bookend Celebrations
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Jul 24, 2021 |
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Episode 331: Community Games on the Go
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Jul 17, 2021 |
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Episode 330: Talk to Me, Dad
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Jul 10, 2021 |
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Episode 329: Into the Attic
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Jul 03, 2021 |
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Episode 328: Paywall Sandwiches
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Jun 26, 2021 |
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Episode 327: Mind Your Posts and Quarrels
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Jun 19, 2021 |
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Episode 326: Separate Bad Ideas
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Jun 12, 2021 |
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Episode 325: To Be Specific
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Jun 05, 2021 |
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Episode 324: Card Tricks
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May 29, 2021 |
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Episode 323: Open Invitation to the Party
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May 22, 2021 |
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Episode 322: Hey, It's Radio
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May 15, 2021 |
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Episode 321: Picking the Weird Combo
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May 08, 2021 |
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Episode 320: Atonal Throat Movements
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May 01, 2021 |
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Episode 319: Tell Me What You Really Think
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Apr 24, 2021 |
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Episode 318: New Retro Rules
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Apr 17, 2021 |
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Episode 317: Reset for Shady Sushi
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Apr 10, 2021 |
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Episode 316: Native MySpace Vibes
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Apr 03, 2021 |
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Episode 315: Imaginative Noise Code
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Mar 27, 2021 |
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Episode 314: Walking with Professional Pain
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Mar 20, 2021 |
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Episode 313: 25 Years of Stimulation
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Mar 13, 2021 |
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Episode 312: You Can’t Cancel My Only Fan
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Mar 06, 2021 |
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Episode 311: Release Your Humiliation
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Feb 27, 2021 |
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Episode 310: DeLentisized
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Feb 20, 2021 |
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Episode 309: Reboot Your Beverage Clone
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Feb 13, 2021 |
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Episode 308: Keep Your Snowy Hands Off My Feet
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Feb 06, 2021 |
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Episode 307: Royal Lip Injections
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Jan 30, 2021 |
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Episode 306: Grab Your Mittens and Get to the Game
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Jan 23, 2021 |
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Episode 305: Delivering the Popular News
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Jan 16, 2021 |
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Episode 304: Wild First Memories
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Jan 09, 2021 |
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Episode 303: Multiplayer Shade
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Jan 02, 2021 |
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Episode 302: Reaching for the Good
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Dec 26, 2020 |
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Episode 301: Holiday TV Funhouse
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Dec 19, 2020 |
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Episode 300: There Goes the Neighborhood
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Dec 12, 2020 |
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Episode 299: Forgive My Misunderstanding
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Dec 05, 2020 |
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Episode 298: Gross Insubordination
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Nov 30, 2020 |
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Episode 297: Amateur Hour
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Nov 29, 2020 |
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Episode 296: Take Your Time with Friends
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Nov 28, 2020 |
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Episode 295: Blackest Day and Night
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Nov 27, 2020 |
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Episode 294: Finding Our Thanks
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Nov 26, 2020 |
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Episode 293: Between the Meats
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Nov 25, 2020 |
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Episode 292: Plenty of Cheez
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Nov 24, 2020 |
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Episode 291: Sailing Through the Shadows
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Nov 23, 2020 |
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Episode 290: Buy Low, Sell Lower
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Nov 22, 2020 |
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Episode 289: Your Votes Will Fit Here
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Nov 21, 2020 |
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Episode 288: Take Me Out of the Ballgame
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Nov 20, 2020 |
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Episode 287: Hired From the Car
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Nov 19, 2020 |
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Episode 286: Mock Interview
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Nov 18, 2020 |
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Episode 285: Oh What Could Have Been
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Nov 17, 2020 |
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Episode 284: For the Love of the Show
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Nov 16, 2020 |
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Episode 283: A New Party-Planning Committee
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Nov 15, 2020 |
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Episode 282: Now We Have New Questions
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Nov 14, 2020 |
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Episode 281: Stepping on Your Own Toes
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Nov 13, 2020 |
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Episode 280: A Stand Up Suggestion
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Nov 12, 2020 |
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Episode 279: Trapped in a Sticky Place
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Nov 11, 2020 |
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Episode 278: Sorry Chad, I Can’t Look at Your Photograph
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Nov 10, 2020 |
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Episode 277: Taking Your Tips Downtown
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Nov 09, 2020 |
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Episode 276: Keep My Name Outta Your Tweet
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Nov 08, 2020 |
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Episode 275: Turn Off Your Phone and Read the Room
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Nov 07, 2020 |
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Episode 274: Not a Very Good Houseguest
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Nov 06, 2020 |
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Episode 273: Tape Up Your Bubble
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Nov 05, 2020 |
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Episode 272: 24 Hours of Nonsense
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Nov 04, 2020 |
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Episode 271: Crap Open Your Ballot
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Nov 03, 2020 |
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Episode 270: Another Friendly Ghost
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Nov 02, 2020 |
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Episode 269: A Favorite Holiday
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Nov 01, 2020 |
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Episode 268: Don’t Spook Your TV
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Oct 31, 2020 |
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Episode 267: Pop the Cork from a Distance
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Oct 24, 2020 |
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Episode 266: Camp on Your Own Stupid Screen
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Oct 17, 2020 |
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Episode 265: Wrestling with Sus Neighbors
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Oct 10, 2020 |
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Episode 264: Marry Your Merry Clone, Mary
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Oct 03, 2020 |
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Episode 263: Learn to Change the Channel
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Sep 26, 2020 |
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Episode 262: Take the L on Your Chinstrap
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Sep 19, 2020 |
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Episode 261: Riding Switch to Stay on Twitch
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Sep 12, 2020 |
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Episode 260: Be Firm with Your TV
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Sep 05, 2020 |
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Episode 259: Digging for Swimsuits and Sushi Trophies
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Aug 29, 2020 |
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Episode 258: Helping Jerry and Newman from Home
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Aug 22, 2020 |
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Episode 257: Keep Your Showgirls in Bubble WAP
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Aug 15, 2020 |
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Episode 256: Wake Me Up to Trot Outside the Bubble
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Aug 08, 2020 |
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Episode 255: Some People Can’t Help Themselves
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Aug 01, 2020 |
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Episode 254: Make Space for the Kraken
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Jul 25, 2020 |
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Episode 253: Discord Treats Tedward Like Sheetz
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Jul 18, 2020 |
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Episode 252: Don’t Drop Me in Lava
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Jul 11, 2020 |
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Episode 251: They Serve Among Us
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Jul 04, 2020 |
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The Melting Pat Episode 250: You Knead a Mask for the Movies
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Jun 27, 2020 |
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Episode 249: Don’t Knock Me Down for the Summer
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Jun 20, 2020 |
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Episode 248: Rage Against Your Fake Commander
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Jun 13, 2020 |
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Episode 247: Don’t Hang Up on Kirk
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Jun 06, 2020 |
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Episode 246: TV Tricks with NASA and Charles
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May 30, 2020 |
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Episode 245: Grab Your Phone and Write the Story We Told
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May 23, 2020 |
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Episode 244: Google My Terms of Service
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May 16, 2020 |
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Episode 243: Here’s to You Not Spoiling The Last Dance
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May 09, 2020 |
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Episode 242: Beware the Dennis Dance
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May 02, 2020 |
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Episode 241: Let’s Dance While We Wait
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Apr 25, 2020 |
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Episode 240: It’s MUCH BETTER If You Stay Home
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Apr 18, 2020 |
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Episode 239: Back for Another Display
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Apr 11, 2020 |
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Episode 238: Wild Times on Sesame Street
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Apr 04, 2020 |