The Melting Pat
By Pat Johnston
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Episodes: 476
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Pat rambles on dad life, sports, and the general public, takes your questions (and answers), and more. Plus hear new music by independent bands from around the world. Crap open a cold one!
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Episode 522: Be Sure to PAX Your Common Sense
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Mar 15, 2025 |
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Episode 521: The Stupid Sticks with Me
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Mar 08, 2025 |
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Episode 520: Exciting Getaway News
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Mar 01, 2025 |
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Episode 519: Leaving Hungry and Hopeful
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Feb 22, 2025 |
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Episode 518: Stop Typing and Just Listen
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Feb 15, 2025 |
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Episode 517: Pay Your Own Way
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Feb 08, 2025 |
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Episode 516: Caring Through Your Phone
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Feb 01, 2025 |
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Episode 515: Calling in Favors
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Jan 25, 2025 |
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Episode 514: Snowing Through the Trees
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Jan 18, 2025 |
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Episode 513: Awake and Trying to Watch TV
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Jan 11, 2025 |
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Episode 512: Almost Back to Work
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Jan 04, 2025 |
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Episode 511: Musical Stand-ins
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Dec 28, 2024 |
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Episode 510: Fighting Festive Fallacies
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Dec 21, 2024 |
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Episode 509: Hope Springs Free Food
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Dec 14, 2024 |
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Episode 508: Merry Little Questions
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Dec 07, 2024 |
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Episode 507: Thankipedia
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Nov 28, 2024 |
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Episode 506: Check Your Boxes and Posts
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Nov 23, 2024 |
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Episode 505: Too Dumb to Fix What's Broken
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Nov 16, 2024 |
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Episode 504: Reaching Out for More Patpeeves
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Nov 09, 2024 |
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Episode 503: Two Weeks and Too Many Coins
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Nov 02, 2024 |
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Episode 502: Save Your Pennies for Pumpkins
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Oct 26, 2024 |
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Episode 501: You Have to Be Okay with That
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Oct 19, 2024 |
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Episode 500: Cheesy Secrets
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Oct 12, 2024 |
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Episode 499: Not Made for Tossing
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Oct 05, 2024 |
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Episode 498: Take a Day for Yourself
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Sep 28, 2024 |
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Episode 497: Skip the Mandated Nonsense
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Sep 21, 2024 |
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Episode 496: Family Advice Column
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Sep 14, 2024 |
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Episode 495: Moving Forward with Feeling(s)
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Sep 07, 2024 |
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Episode 494: Be Glad You Can Pay Us
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Aug 31, 2024 |
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Episode 493: Just Following Up
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Aug 24, 2024 |
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Episode 492: Worth the wAIt
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Aug 17, 2024 |
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Episode 491: Interrupting Employee Progress
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Aug 10, 2024 |
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Episode 490: On the Summer Fence
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Aug 03, 2024 |
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Episode 489: And That's That for That
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Jul 27, 2024 |
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Episode 488: Melting Consultant LLC
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Jul 20, 2024 |
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Episode 487: Sign Me Up for More Games
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Jul 13, 2024 |
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Episode 486: I Don't Need Your Crime Family
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Jul 06, 2024 |
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Episode 485: Chuffed About Theraflu
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Jun 29, 2024 |
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Episode 484: Out of Touch and Uncoachable
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Jun 22, 2024 |
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Episode 483: Walk Up By Yourself
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Jun 15, 2024 |
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Episode 482: Proud to Remove Commercials
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Jun 08, 2024 |
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Episode 481: I Don't Know What Happened There
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Jun 01, 2024 |
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Episode 480: We Can Dress Ourselves
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May 25, 2024 |
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Episode 479: Pause the Fight for Promotion
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May 18, 2024 |
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Episode 478: Choose Your Games More Carefully
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May 11, 2024 |
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Episode 477: Tough to Stop the Clones
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May 04, 2024 |
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Episode 476: Fake Tweets Pay Bills
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Apr 27, 2024 |
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Episode 475: Poor Planning All Around
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Apr 20, 2024 |
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Episode 474: Big Weekends, Bad Bets, and Starry-eyed Plans
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Apr 13, 2024 |
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Episode 473: Earning Your Way to BronsonMania
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Apr 05, 2024 |
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Episode 472: I Bet Interpreters Wear Shoes
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Mar 30, 2024 |
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Episode 471: Finding New Carb Tips
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Mar 23, 2024 |
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Episode 470: Digitally Thirsty
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Mar 16, 2024 |
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Episode 469: Fancy Meal Enhancers
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Mar 09, 2024 |
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Episode 468: The Worst Place for Dinner
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Mar 02, 2024 |
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Episode 467: Snip the Fraudulent Chatbot
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Feb 24, 2024 |
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Episode 466: We Just Need One to Fix It
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Feb 17, 2024 |
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Episode 465: Making Up Toxic Comments
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Feb 10, 2024 |
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Episode 464: Pulling the Advice Threads
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Feb 03, 2024 |
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Episode 463: Midnight Trophy Deliveries
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Jan 27, 2024 |
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Episode 462: Doing the Mail Dance
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Jan 20, 2024 |
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Episode 461: Presented by Tylenol, Theraflu, and Robitussin
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Jan 13, 2024 |
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Episode 460: Sick in the Wasteland
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Jan 06, 2024 |
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Episode 459: Forgive Me, I'm A Winner
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Dec 30, 2023 |
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Episode 458: Festive Exploitation
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Dec 23, 2023 |
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Episode 457: Terminator, MD
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Dec 16, 2023 |
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Episode 456: Held Captive by Nonsense
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Dec 09, 2023 |
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Episode 455: Uncomfortable in Groups
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Dec 02, 2023 |
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Episode 454: Thankful for My Cage of Secrets
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Nov 23, 2023 |
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Episode 453: Be Serious When Eating
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Nov 18, 2023 |
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Episode 452: Rambling and Disorganized
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Nov 11, 2023 |
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Episode 451: Jumbled Word Cards
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Nov 04, 2023 |
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Episode 450: Much Pocus Better Hocus
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Oct 28, 2023 |
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Episode 449: To Err is Hilarious
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Oct 21, 2023 |
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Episode 448: Bag Your Explanations
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Oct 14, 2023 |
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Episode 447: Alert Your TV Hole
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Oct 07, 2023 |
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Episode 446: Greet the Broken Movies
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Sep 30, 2023 |
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Episode 445: Oblivious Moon Rodeo
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Sep 23, 2023 |
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Episode 444: A Long Way to Stream
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Sep 16, 2023 |
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Episode 443: They Want You to Take the Rolls
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Sep 09, 2023 |
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Episode 442: Proper Goat Scores
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Sep 02, 2023 |
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Episode 441: Tighten Up Your Excuses
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Aug 26, 2023 |
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Episode 440: Too Much Space for All That Money
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Aug 19, 2023 |
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Episode 439: Suspend Your Secret Guests
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Aug 12, 2023 |
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Episode 438: Supporting the Super Slime
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Aug 05, 2023 |
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Episode 437: Exclusive LQ Updates
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Jul 29, 2023 |
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Episode 436: Exploring for Old Paper Cheese
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Jul 22, 2023 |
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Episode 435: The Odds and Ends Express
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Jul 15, 2023 |
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Episode 434: Delete the Fireworks and Do Some Business
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Jul 08, 2023 |
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Episode 433: There’s a Diner in My Apartment
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Jul 01, 2023 |
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Episode 432: Reading into the Streams
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Jun 24, 2023 |
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Episode 431: Happy Birthday from the Forums
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Jun 17, 2023 |
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Episode 430: No Ketchup in the Ambulance
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Jun 10, 2023 |
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Episode 429: Orders Up
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Jun 03, 2023 |
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Episode 428: Authorized to Join My Game
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May 27, 2023 |
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Episode 427: Betting on Beverages
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May 20, 2023 |
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Episode 426: Vote on My Name Today
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May 13, 2023 |
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Episode 425: Doctor Teddy Knows Best
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May 06, 2023 |
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Episode 424: Check This While We Wait
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Apr 29, 2023 |
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Episode 423: Thank the Weird Bosses at Netflix
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Apr 22, 2023 |
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Episode 422: Listen But Don't Get Lost
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Apr 15, 2023 |
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Episode 421: Full Blown Bad Nostalgia
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Apr 08, 2023 |
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Episode 420: To Be Fair to Bronson
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Apr 01, 2023 |
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Episode 419: Collecting Coins from Spotify
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Mar 25, 2023 |
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Episode 418: Uncomfortably Honest
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Mar 18, 2023 |
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Episode 417: Keep Your Cups Off My Bot
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Mar 11, 2023 |
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Episode 416: Jesus Wouldn't Give Us Homework
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Mar 04, 2023 |
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Episode 415: Detour Producers
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Feb 25, 2023 |
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Episode 414: Kids Can't Cut It
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Feb 18, 2023 |
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Episode 413: All Peeves Great and Small
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Feb 11, 2023 |
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Episode 412: Ghosts Won’t Shame You
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Feb 04, 2023 |
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Episode 411: Sloppy Faux Pas
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Jan 28, 2023 |
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Episode 410: I'm Not a Fan
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Jan 21, 2023 |
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Episode 409: Traditionally Exhausted
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Jan 14, 2023 |
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Episode 408: Bothered by the People
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Jan 07, 2023 |
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Episode 407: Inspired by Joe Camel
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Dec 31, 2022 |
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Episode 406: Pies, Lights, and Markers
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Dec 24, 2022 |
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Episode 405: Print Your Self-Awareness
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Dec 17, 2022 |
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Episode 404: Shame Not Found
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Dec 10, 2022 |
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Episode 403: Awkward Moment Hall of Fame
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Dec 03, 2022 |
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Episode 402: We Can't Fix Everything
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Nov 24, 2022 |
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Episode 401: Actual Factual Dreams
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Nov 19, 2022 |
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Episode 400: New Womb Traffic
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Nov 12, 2022 |
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Episode 399: Garden Tacos for Breakfast
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Nov 05, 2022 |
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Episode 398: And Then There Was Pat
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Oct 29, 2022 |
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Episode 397: Keep Your Nose Out of My Bag
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Oct 22, 2022 |
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Episode 396: Preparing for A Boss
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Oct 15, 2022 |
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Episode 395: You Had One Job
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Oct 08, 2022 |
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Episode 394: Leaving Strange Matches
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Oct 01, 2022 |
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Episode 393: You Can Read This Quietly
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Sep 24, 2022 |
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Episode 392: Trapped in the Cheese
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Sep 17, 2022 |
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Episode 391: Carrying Through the Streams
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Sep 10, 2022 |
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Episode 390: All Out Clash with The Vasecto Bros
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Sep 03, 2022 |
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Episode 389: Hours of Sclusie Evolution
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Aug 27, 2022 |
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Episode 388: Help Me Check My Ads
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Aug 20, 2022 |
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Episode 387: Leave My Dad Out of Your Phone
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Aug 13, 2022 |
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Episode 386: The Last Max Bite
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Aug 06, 2022 |
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Episode 385: This Rose Sounds Different
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Jul 30, 2022 |
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Episode 384: Downtown Dingers
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Jul 23, 2022 |
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Episode 383: Dadbods in the Wind
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Jul 16, 2022 |
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Episode 382: Trade Me to the Fun Place
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Jul 09, 2022 |
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Episode 381: Misty Movie Visions
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Jul 02, 2022 |
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Episode 380: Life's a Beach
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Jun 25, 2022 |
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Episode 379: Crap Open Your Creed Thoughts
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Jun 18, 2022 |
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Episode 378: Cutting Pocket Chickens
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Jun 11, 2022 |
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Episode 377: Planning Snacks and Slaps
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Jun 04, 2022 |
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Episode 376: Shut It Down on the Stairs
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May 28, 2022 |
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Episode 375: Ocarina Party
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May 21, 2022 |
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Episode 374: A Tech Podcast
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May 14, 2022 |
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Episode 373: Grapple Your Cable Conspiracy
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May 07, 2022 |
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Episode 372: Sorry We Don't Have Robots
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Apr 30, 2022 |
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Episode 371: Plant Yourself at Home
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Apr 23, 2022 |
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Episode 370: Don't Make Me Talk to Strangers
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Apr 16, 2022 |
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Episode 369: That's My Food in Your Seat
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Apr 09, 2022 |
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Episode 368: Acknowledge My Suspenders
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Apr 02, 2022 |
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Episode 367: You Paid to See Me
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Mar 26, 2022 |
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Episode 366: Pork Chop Virus
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Mar 19, 2022 |
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Episode 365: Dad Can Fix It
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Mar 12, 2022 |
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Episode 364: Mom Would Let Us Play
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Mar 05, 2022 |
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Episode 363: Early Soap Run
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Feb 26, 2022 |
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Episode 362: Soar, Little Angel
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Feb 19, 2022 |
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Episode 361: Click for Free Advice
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Feb 12, 2022 |
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Episode 360: Bad Streams, Tips, and Team Names
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Feb 05, 2022 |
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Episode 359: Clean Up and Get Back to Work
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Jan 29, 2022 |
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Episode 358: You Can’t Buy My Intellect
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Jan 22, 2022 |
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Episode 357: Propose a Remedy
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Jan 15, 2022 |
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Episode 356: This House is Closed
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Jan 08, 2022 |
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Episode 355: Requested Cop Out
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Jan 01, 2022 |
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Episode 354: Singing on Lit Mountains
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Dec 25, 2021 |
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Episode 353: Snoop Your Own History
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Dec 18, 2021 |
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Episode 352: Locking Up Bad Demands
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Dec 11, 2021 |
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Episode 351: Hey, Unlock Your Secret Space
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Dec 04, 2021 |
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Episode 350: Incessant Mouth Sounds
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Nov 25, 2021 |
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Episode 349: Take the High Street Home
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Nov 20, 2021 |
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Episode 348: Rabbit Flavors
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Nov 13, 2021 |
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Episode 347: Choose Your TV Guardian
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Nov 06, 2021 |
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Episode 346: Don't Sweat in Your Cummerbund
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Oct 30, 2021 |
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Episode 345: Good Days of Free Coins
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Oct 23, 2021 |
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Episode 344: Your Personality Needs Decorating
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Oct 16, 2021 |
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Episode 343: Find Your Order and Get Going
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Oct 09, 2021 |
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Episode 342: The Other Bigfoot
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Oct 02, 2021 |
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Episode 341: Return with Specifics
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Sep 25, 2021 |
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Episode 340: Treasure Hunt
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Sep 18, 2021 |
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Episode 339: World's Biggest Egg
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Sep 11, 2021 |
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Episode 338: Get Out Early and Take the Shot
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Sep 04, 2021 |
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Episode 337: PC Hacks for Babies
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Aug 28, 2021 |
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Episode 336: Accidental Advice
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Aug 21, 2021 |
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Episode 335: Burning Valuable Movies
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Aug 14, 2021 |
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Episode 334: Unreal Cabin Vybes
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Aug 07, 2021 |
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Episode 333: Shots Over Madison
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Jul 31, 2021 |
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Episode 332: Bookend Celebrations
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Jul 24, 2021 |
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Episode 331: Community Games on the Go
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Jul 17, 2021 |
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Episode 330: Talk to Me, Dad
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Jul 10, 2021 |
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Episode 329: Into the Attic
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Jul 03, 2021 |
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Episode 328: Paywall Sandwiches
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Jun 26, 2021 |
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Episode 327: Mind Your Posts and Quarrels
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Jun 19, 2021 |
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Episode 326: Separate Bad Ideas
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Jun 12, 2021 |
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Episode 325: To Be Specific
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Jun 05, 2021 |
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Episode 324: Card Tricks
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May 29, 2021 |
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Episode 323: Open Invitation to the Party
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May 22, 2021 |
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Episode 322: Hey, It's Radio
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May 15, 2021 |
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Episode 321: Picking the Weird Combo
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May 08, 2021 |
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Episode 320: Atonal Throat Movements
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May 01, 2021 |
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Episode 319: Tell Me What You Really Think
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Apr 24, 2021 |
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Episode 318: New Retro Rules
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Apr 17, 2021 |
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Episode 317: Reset for Shady Sushi
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Apr 10, 2021 |
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Episode 316: Native MySpace Vibes
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Apr 03, 2021 |
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Episode 315: Imaginative Noise Code
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Mar 27, 2021 |
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Episode 314: Walking with Professional Pain
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Mar 20, 2021 |
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Episode 313: 25 Years of Stimulation
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Mar 13, 2021 |
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Episode 312: You Can’t Cancel My Only Fan
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Mar 06, 2021 |
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Episode 311: Release Your Humiliation
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Feb 27, 2021 |
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Episode 310: DeLentisized
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Feb 20, 2021 |
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Episode 309: Reboot Your Beverage Clone
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Feb 13, 2021 |
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Episode 308: Keep Your Snowy Hands Off My Feet
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Feb 06, 2021 |
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Episode 307: Royal Lip Injections
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Jan 30, 2021 |
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Episode 306: Grab Your Mittens and Get to the Game
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Jan 23, 2021 |
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Episode 305: Delivering the Popular News
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Jan 16, 2021 |
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Episode 304: Wild First Memories
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Jan 09, 2021 |
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Episode 303: Multiplayer Shade
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Jan 02, 2021 |
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Episode 302: Reaching for the Good
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Dec 26, 2020 |
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Episode 301: Holiday TV Funhouse
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Dec 19, 2020 |
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Episode 300: There Goes the Neighborhood
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Dec 12, 2020 |
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Episode 299: Forgive My Misunderstanding
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Dec 05, 2020 |
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Episode 298: Gross Insubordination
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Nov 30, 2020 |
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Episode 297: Amateur Hour
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Nov 29, 2020 |
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Episode 296: Take Your Time with Friends
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Nov 28, 2020 |
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Episode 295: Blackest Day and Night
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Nov 27, 2020 |
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Episode 294: Finding Our Thanks
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Nov 26, 2020 |
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Episode 293: Between the Meats
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Nov 25, 2020 |
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Episode 292: Plenty of Cheez
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Nov 24, 2020 |
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Episode 291: Sailing Through the Shadows
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Nov 23, 2020 |
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Episode 290: Buy Low, Sell Lower
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Nov 22, 2020 |
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Episode 289: Your Votes Will Fit Here
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Nov 21, 2020 |
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Episode 288: Take Me Out of the Ballgame
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Nov 20, 2020 |
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Episode 287: Hired From the Car
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Nov 19, 2020 |
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Episode 286: Mock Interview
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Nov 18, 2020 |
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Episode 285: Oh What Could Have Been
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Nov 17, 2020 |
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Episode 284: For the Love of the Show
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Nov 16, 2020 |
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Episode 283: A New Party-Planning Committee
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Nov 15, 2020 |
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Episode 282: Now We Have New Questions
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Nov 14, 2020 |
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Episode 281: Stepping on Your Own Toes
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Nov 13, 2020 |
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Episode 280: A Stand Up Suggestion
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Nov 12, 2020 |
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Episode 279: Trapped in a Sticky Place
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Nov 11, 2020 |
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Episode 278: Sorry Chad, I Can’t Look at Your Photograph
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Nov 10, 2020 |
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Episode 277: Taking Your Tips Downtown
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Nov 09, 2020 |
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Episode 276: Keep My Name Outta Your Tweet
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Nov 08, 2020 |
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Episode 275: Turn Off Your Phone and Read the Room
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Nov 07, 2020 |
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Episode 274: Not a Very Good Houseguest
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Nov 06, 2020 |
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Episode 273: Tape Up Your Bubble
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Nov 05, 2020 |
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Episode 272: 24 Hours of Nonsense
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Nov 04, 2020 |
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Episode 271: Crap Open Your Ballot
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Nov 03, 2020 |
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Episode 270: Another Friendly Ghost
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Nov 02, 2020 |
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Episode 269: A Favorite Holiday
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Nov 01, 2020 |
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Episode 268: Don’t Spook Your TV
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Oct 31, 2020 |
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Episode 267: Pop the Cork from a Distance
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Oct 24, 2020 |
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Episode 266: Camp on Your Own Stupid Screen
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Oct 17, 2020 |
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Episode 265: Wrestling with Sus Neighbors
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Oct 10, 2020 |
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Episode 264: Marry Your Merry Clone, Mary
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Oct 03, 2020 |
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Episode 263: Learn to Change the Channel
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Sep 26, 2020 |
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Episode 262: Take the L on Your Chinstrap
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Sep 19, 2020 |
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Episode 261: Riding Switch to Stay on Twitch
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Sep 12, 2020 |
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Episode 260: Be Firm with Your TV
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Sep 05, 2020 |
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Episode 259: Digging for Swimsuits and Sushi Trophies
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Aug 29, 2020 |
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Episode 258: Helping Jerry and Newman from Home
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Aug 22, 2020 |
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Episode 257: Keep Your Showgirls in Bubble WAP
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Aug 15, 2020 |
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Episode 256: Wake Me Up to Trot Outside the Bubble
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Aug 08, 2020 |
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Episode 255: Some People Can’t Help Themselves
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Aug 01, 2020 |
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Episode 254: Make Space for the Kraken
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Jul 25, 2020 |
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Episode 253: Discord Treats Tedward Like Sheetz
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Jul 18, 2020 |
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Episode 252: Don’t Drop Me in Lava
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Jul 11, 2020 |
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Episode 251: They Serve Among Us
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Jul 04, 2020 |
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The Melting Pat Episode 250: You Knead a Mask for the Movies
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Jun 27, 2020 |
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Episode 249: Don’t Knock Me Down for the Summer
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Jun 20, 2020 |
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Episode 248: Rage Against Your Fake Commander
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Jun 13, 2020 |
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Episode 247: Don’t Hang Up on Kirk
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Jun 06, 2020 |
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Episode 246: TV Tricks with NASA and Charles
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May 30, 2020 |
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Episode 245: Grab Your Phone and Write the Story We Told
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May 23, 2020 |
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Episode 244: Google My Terms of Service
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May 16, 2020 |
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Episode 243: Here’s to You Not Spoiling The Last Dance
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May 09, 2020 |
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Episode 242: Beware the Dennis Dance
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May 02, 2020 |
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Episode 241: Let’s Dance While We Wait
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Apr 25, 2020 |
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Episode 240: It’s MUCH BETTER If You Stay Home
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Apr 18, 2020 |
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Episode 239: Back for Another Display
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Apr 11, 2020 |
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Episode 238: Wild Times on Sesame Street
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Apr 04, 2020 |
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Episode 237: Believe in Rick Moranis
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Mar 28, 2020 |
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Episode 236: Ignore the Apple Tree
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Mar 21, 2020 |
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Episode 235: Not Suspended by Corona
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Mar 14, 2020 |
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Episode 234: Share Your Answers for America
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Mar 07, 2020 |
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Episode 233: Okay Stern Anderson
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Feb 29, 2020 |
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Episode 232: Sorry About Your Krusty Krab
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Feb 22, 2020 |
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Episode 231: Almost the Greatest Ripoff of All Time
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Feb 15, 2020 |
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Episode 230: A Taste of the Truth
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Feb 08, 2020 |
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Episode 229: Not Everything is Fixed
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Feb 01, 2020 |
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Episode 228: Flying Over the Radar
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Jan 25, 2020 |
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Episode 227: At Least the Blockheads Won’t Catch Fire
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Jan 18, 2020 |
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Episode 226: Proudly Serving Disciplined Breakfast
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Jan 11, 2020 |
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Episode 225: Allergy Blackouts and Cheese
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Jan 04, 2020 |
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Episode 224: Fight For Your Holidays
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Dec 28, 2019 |
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Episode 223: Celebrate Simply, Die Hard
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Dec 21, 2019 |
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Episode 222: You Paid Too Much for Me
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Dec 14, 2019 |
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Episode 221: Your Trash is Ruining My Cameo
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Dec 07, 2019 |
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Episode 220: Dry Your Hands for a Clappy Thanksgiving
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Nov 28, 2019 |
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Episode 219: Kids Need Their Bulletins
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Nov 23, 2019 |
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Episode 214: Serving Time in the Vent
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Nov 19, 2019 |
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Episode 218: BOGO Ghosts Would Be Less Scary
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Nov 16, 2019 |
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Episode 217: Super Swig Party
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Nov 09, 2019 |
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Episode 216: Make the Show in Your Language
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Nov 02, 2019 |
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Episode 215: Hallo-no I’m Sick Again
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Oct 26, 2019 |
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Episode 213: Candy Corn Does Not Taste Like Marshmallows
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Oct 12, 2019 |
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Episode 212: The One with the Texas
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Oct 05, 2019 |
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Episode 211: Underrated Ad Reads For Maine
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Sep 28, 2019 |
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Episode 210: You Can Call Me to Play Some Games (Just Not THAT One)
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Sep 21, 2019 |
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Episode 209: Keep Your Hands to Yourself in Class
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Sep 14, 2019 |
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Episode 208: Decorated Lady Weapons
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Sep 07, 2019 |
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Episode 207: Telltale Signs of Chaos Brownies
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Aug 31, 2019 |
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Episode 206: Wrestling for Appetizers at the Movies
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Aug 24, 2019 |
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Episode 205: It’s No Surprise I Walked for Toasty Tacos
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Aug 17, 2019 |
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Episode 204: Reloading Weird Inner Monologues
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Aug 10, 2019 |
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Episode 203: Serial Meat Pie Chip Killers
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Aug 03, 2019 |
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Episode 202: Cooling Down the Crapping
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Jul 27, 2019 |
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Episode 201: Flying in the Face of Frustration
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Jul 20, 2019 |
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Episode 200: No One Changed the Password
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Jul 13, 2019 |
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Episode 199: Pay Your Dues to Uncle Phil
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Jul 06, 2019 |
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Episode 198: New Digs, Same Hack
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Jun 29, 2019 |
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Episode 197: Moving, Morphing, and Manholes
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Jun 22, 2019 |
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Episode 196: Sell Your Stuff to the Iron Man
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Jun 14, 2019 |
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Episode 195: Quit Knocking and Go Find Some Friends
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Jun 08, 2019 |
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Episode 194: Send a Note to Pick Up Sally
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Jun 01, 2019 |
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Episode 193: Limit the Babies in the White House
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May 25, 2019 |
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Episode 192: You Got Lysol on the Watermelon
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May 18, 2019 |
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Episode 191: Billy the Godfather and His Messy Garage
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May 11, 2019 |
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Episode 190: Clipping in the Echo Chamber
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May 04, 2019 |
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Episode 189: Grinding in Tribute to George
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Apr 26, 2019 |
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Episode 188: Momager Approved
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Apr 20, 2019 |
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Episode 187: Hang Out Over the Edge
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Apr 13, 2019 |
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Episode 186: Slashing 35/7
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Apr 06, 2019 |
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Episode 185: Moving to Blame THE MAN, Not the Mead
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Mar 30, 2019 |
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Episode 184: We Have Questions for Your Open Pants
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Mar 23, 2019 |
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Episode 183: Stunned by the Power
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Mar 16, 2019 |
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Episode 182: Spring for Clues and Cohen
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Mar 09, 2019 |
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Episode 181: The Bryce of Repairing Your Clone
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Mar 02, 2019 |
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Episode 180: Don't Forget About the Aliens
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Feb 23, 2019 |
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Episode 179: Unlock Your Privacy
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Feb 15, 2019 |
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Episode 178: Rough Around the Edges
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Feb 09, 2019 |
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Episode 177: Life Goes Macho
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Feb 02, 2019 |
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Episode 176: Just Show Up and Rumble
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Jan 26, 2019 |
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Episode 175: Collect Your Coins to Get Some Coffee
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Jan 19, 2019 |
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Episode 174: Pick Your Favorite Stick
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Jan 12, 2019 |
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Episode 173: Place Your Order and Grab Your Prize
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Jan 05, 2019 |
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Episode 172: Classic Colonial Christmas
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Dec 29, 2018 |
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Episode 171: Get Out and Have a Merry Christmas
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Dec 22, 2018 |
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Episode 170: The Hall of Fame WAR
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Dec 16, 2018 |
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Episode 169: A Tip for Warming Your Holiday
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Dec 08, 2018 |
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Episode 168: Come On and Be Decent
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Dec 01, 2018 |
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Episode 167: Almost Live on Thanksgiving
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Nov 22, 2018 |
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Episode 166: Keep on Busting
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Nov 17, 2018 |
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Episode 165: We'll Get to Wallachia
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Nov 12, 2018 |
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Episode 164: One More Thing Before We Go
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Nov 03, 2018 |
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Episode 163: Pennies for Eggs
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Oct 27, 2018 |
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Episode 162: Take Time to Fix Yourself
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Oct 20, 2018 |
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Episode 161: Missing Out on Atlantis
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Oct 13, 2018 |
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Episode 160: Point North to Find the Cure
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Oct 06, 2018 |
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Episode 159: Fall into Your Classic Gritty Nightmare
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Sep 29, 2018 |
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Episode 158: A Hot Dog in the Stone
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Sep 22, 2018 |
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Episode 157: Piloting Through the Back Door
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Sep 14, 2018 |
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Episode 156: Interrupting Shoeless Celebrations
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Sep 08, 2018 |
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Episode 155: Pick Me Up Some Toast
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Sep 01, 2018 |
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Episode 154: Get Back to Picking Your Sampler
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Aug 25, 2018 |
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Episode 153: Three Way Summer Dance Party
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Aug 18, 2018 |
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Episode 152: Training to Deal with Killer Crocs
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Aug 11, 2018 |
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Episode 151: I Hope We AMews You
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Aug 04, 2018 |
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Episode 150: Steaming My Rice
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Jul 28, 2018 |
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Episode 149: I'm Happy Wondering
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Jul 21, 2018 |
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Episode 148: Buster Ate My Socks
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Jul 14, 2018 |
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Episode 147: Through the Rust Belt
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Jul 07, 2018 |
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Episode 146: Scratching the Itch
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Jun 30, 2018 |
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Episode 145: Checking Out Some Tubular Meat
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Jun 23, 2018 |
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Episode 144: Drafting with Respect to Breakfast
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Jun 16, 2018 |
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Episode 143: Proudly Playing the Name Game
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Jun 09, 2018 |
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Episode 142: Get Dressed and Open the Gate for the Robots
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Jun 02, 2018 |
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Episode 141: The St. Louis Rogers
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May 27, 2018 |
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Episode 140: Vote to Save Your Show
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May 19, 2018 |
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Episode 139: Stay Home and Pick Your TV President
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May 12, 2018 |
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Episode 138: Be My DM Guest
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May 05, 2018 |
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Episode 137: Live on the Diamond
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Apr 28, 2018 |
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Episode 136: A Fresh Paint of Coat
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Apr 22, 2018 |
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Episode 135: Learning on the Fly in a Half-Shell
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Apr 14, 2018 |
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Episode 134: WrestleMania 34!
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Apr 07, 2018 |
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Episode 133: At Least I Remembered My Line
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Mar 31, 2018 |
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Episode 132: I Woke Up in the Mail Room
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Mar 24, 2018 |
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Episode 131: Join Me on the Wakanda Space Force
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Mar 17, 2018 |
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Episode 130: John Adams Appreciates Your Business
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Mar 10, 2018 |
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Episode 129: Move Yourself So We Can All Fit!
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Mar 03, 2018 |
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Episode 128: I'm Home and I Hear You, I Promise
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Feb 24, 2018 |
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Episode 127: It's Just Me and My TV
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Feb 17, 2018 |
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Episode 126: A Super Sendoff on Seventh Avenue
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Feb 10, 2018 |
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Episode 125: Early Edition: My Voice Got Eliminated
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Jan 30, 2018 |
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Episode 124: Tip Your Server and Let's Rumble (presented by Ben Beck)!
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Jan 27, 2018 |
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Episode 123: Let's Get Together and Speed to Some Holidays
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Jan 20, 2018 |
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Episode 122: At Least We Know Where the Cows Are
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Jan 13, 2018 |
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Episode 121: Don't Spoil a Wild Weekend, We'll See You Soon!
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Jan 06, 2018 |
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Episode 120: A Year-End Yelling, Collecting, Jamming Adventure
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Dec 30, 2017 |
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Episode 119: What a Crowded Holiday Party
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Dec 23, 2017 |
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Episode 118: Meandering Through Your Holidays
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Dec 16, 2017 |
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Episode 117: Warming Your Cold by the HOTSTOVE
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Dec 09, 2017 |
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Episode 116: Ring the Bell and Check Your Ego, the Agents are Back!
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Dec 02, 2017 |
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Episode 115: Don't Be Dumb, Stay Home and Stuff Yourself!
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Nov 23, 2017 |
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Episode 114: Read the Fine Print, We'll Trade Pounds for Homers!
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Nov 18, 2017 |
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Episode 113: Grab Your Keys and Let's Get Some Real Pants!
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Nov 11, 2017 |
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Episode 112: Take a Break and Turn Your Head, We've Got Sweet Tunes!
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Nov 04, 2017 |
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Episode 111: Tricks, Treats, and Log Cabins
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Oct 28, 2017 |
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Episode 110: What's the Buzz? It's Amateur Hour
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Oct 21, 2017 |
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Episode 109: Here's Some Relief For the Fall: The Captain is Back!
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Oct 14, 2017 |
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Episode 108: Cancel the Pre-order, We've Got Free Bonuses!
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Oct 07, 2017 |
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Episode 107: Don't Be a Dope, Let's Entertain Ourselves
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Sep 30, 2017 |
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Episode 106: Grab Your Bags and Find a Closet, We're Talking Tunes with Timmy!
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Sep 23, 2017 |
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Episode 105: It's Never Too Early to Talk About Me!
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Sep 16, 2017 |
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Episode 104: Teaming Up to Grab the Crag for Olmec
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Sep 09, 2017 |
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Episode 103: Watch the Trash, It Doesn't All Look Alike!
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Sep 02, 2017 |
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Episode 102: Double-booked at Booth 36
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Aug 26, 2017 |
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Episode 101: Summerslamming Back to the Hill
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Aug 19, 2017 |
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Episode 100: WTF? It's Charlie Saxton Day!
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Aug 12, 2017 |
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Episode 95: Pick Your Steak and Sign Your Check, We're Playing Forever!
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Aug 08, 2017 |
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Episode 99: Like a Smoothie For Your Ears
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Aug 05, 2017 |
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Episode 98: Pipe Down and Get Ready, the Deadline is Near!
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Jul 29, 2017 |
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Episode 97: So You Know I Know You Know
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Jul 22, 2017 |
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Episode 96: Almost Better Than Melting
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Jul 15, 2017 |
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Episode 94 - Palindrome the Interruption: It's Bobby Bonilla Day!
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Jul 01, 2017 |
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Episode 93: A Hall of Fame Hot Dog Return (with Crash Bandicoot)
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Jun 24, 2017 |
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Episode 92: Hot Dog and Baseball Sandwiches (presented by Kate McKinnon and Tupac)
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Jun 15, 2017 |
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Episode 91: The Wizarding World of Wizard World
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Jun 10, 2017 |
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Episode 90: The Post-Memorial Day Pre-Comic Con Express!
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Jun 01, 2017 |
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Episode 89: Take Me Out for Some Wiffleball
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May 27, 2017 |
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Episode 88: Congratulations! Endure the Backlash and Prove You're the Best!
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May 20, 2017 |
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Episode 87: Do Your Stuff and Get Out, We're Cheering for Mom!
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May 13, 2017 |
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Episode 86: Stay in the Car and Don't Drink the Water, Dracula is Coming!
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May 06, 2017 |
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Episode 85: Count Your Change and Get Going, It's Payback Time!
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Apr 29, 2017 |
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Episode 84: Standing Up for the Dinosaurs on the Diamond
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Apr 22, 2017 |
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Episode 83: My Public Therapy Session (featuring Actual Villains)
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Apr 15, 2017 |
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Episode 82: Take My Advice: Chicks Dig the Long Ball (and Sweet Tunes)!
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Apr 08, 2017 |
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Episode 81: WrestleMania 33!
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Apr 01, 2017 |
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Episode 80: The MMP Baseball Preview Show!
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Mar 25, 2017 |
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The Melting Pat Episode 79: Wake Up and Use Your Head, It’s Time to Do Stuff!
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Mar 18, 2017 |
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Episode 78: Have a Seat and Dig In; We Think We Know So Much!
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Mar 11, 2017 |
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Episode 77: PATH: Give It Up and Celebrate with Sweet Tunes!
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Mar 04, 2017 |
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Episode 76: We're Back! Let's Get Some Coins and Do a Victory Screech!
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Feb 25, 2017 |
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Episode 75: Grab Your Burger and Get Home, It's Almost Time to Save the World!
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Feb 18, 2017 |
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Episode 74: Make Your Own Valentine Signal (Before THE MAN Takes It)
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Feb 11, 2017 |
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Episode 73: Crap, I Have a Cold!
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Feb 04, 2017 |
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Episode 72: All Aboard the Royal Rumble Express!
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Jan 28, 2017 |
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Episode 71: Check Your Coins and Get Some Pizza, The Zombies Are Coming!
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Jan 21, 2017 |
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Episode 70: The Commercial-Free Confessional
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Jan 14, 2017 |
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Episode 69: Break Your Records, Just Not My Heart - It's Playoff Time!
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Jan 07, 2017 |
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Episode 68: Don't Blame Me, I'm Just Spinning Tunes!
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Dec 31, 2016 |
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Episode 67 - Let Me Melt Your Holidays
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Dec 24, 2016 |
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Episode 66: Put on Your Sweater and Clear the Way, We've Got Company!
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Dec 17, 2016 |
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Episode 65: Save a Seat for Santa and Let's Jingle All the Way through the HOTSTOVE!
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Dec 10, 2016 |
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Episode 64: Get Up and Get the Tables, We'll Have More Baseball!
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Dec 03, 2016 |
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Episode 63: We're Thankful to Be Melting
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Nov 23, 2016 |
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Episode 62: Surviving Black Friday on a Mexican HOTSTOVE
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Nov 19, 2016 |
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Episode 61: Electing to Commission the HOTSTOVE!
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Nov 12, 2016 |
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Episode 60: Hide My Chex and Watch Your Step, We're Celebrating with Chicago!
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Nov 05, 2016 |
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Episode 59: Make Halloween Great Again!
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Oct 29, 2016 |
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Episode 58: Change Your Password and Tell Your Friends: The Captain is Back!
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Oct 22, 2016 |
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Episode 57: Settle Down or The Great Pumpkin Won't Come!
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Oct 15, 2016 |
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Episode 56: Yes Christmas is Coming, But First We've Got Playoffs!
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Oct 08, 2016 |
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Episode 55: Some Days are Better with Friends
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Oct 01, 2016 |
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Episode 54: Check the Oven and Grab Your Seat, We Gotta Binge!
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Sep 24, 2016 |
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Episode 53: The Melting Showcast
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Sep 17, 2016 |
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Episode 52: Crap Open Another Year!
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Sep 10, 2016 |
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Episode 51: Stand or Sit and Show Your Loyalty, We've Got Games, a Tune, Bill Nye, and Sports!
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Sep 03, 2016 |
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Episode 50: Jobs are Overrated, but Not-Dinner is Expensive!
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Aug 27, 2016 |
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Episode 49: SummerFest is Here!
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Aug 20, 2016 |
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Episode 48: A Stupendous Swing of Sports, Stupidity, and Seething
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Aug 13, 2016 |
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Episode 47: Pipe Down and Read This: It's Time for the Olympics!
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Aug 06, 2016 |