The Melting Pat

By Pat Johnston

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Episodes: 242

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Join Pat as he learns to read out loud by taking your questions (and answers), navigates parenthood, yells about sports, and more. Plus hear new music by independent bands from around the world. Crap open a cold one! Hosted by Pat Johnston.


Episode Date
Episode 479: Pause the Fight for Promotion
May 18, 2024
Episode 478: Choose Your Games More Carefully
May 11, 2024
Episode 477: Tough to Stop the Clones
May 04, 2024
Episode 476: Fake Tweets Pay Bills
Apr 27, 2024
Episode 475: Poor Planning All Around
Apr 20, 2024
Episode 474: Big Weekends, Bad Bets, and Starry-eyed Plans
Apr 13, 2024
Episode 473: Earning Your Way to BronsonMania
Apr 05, 2024
Episode 472: I Bet Interpreters Wear Shoes
Mar 30, 2024
Episode 471: Finding New Carb Tips
Mar 23, 2024
Episode 470: Digitally Thirsty
Mar 16, 2024
Episode 469: Fancy Meal Enhancers
Mar 09, 2024
Episode 468: The Worst Place for Dinner
Mar 02, 2024
Episode 467: Snip the Fraudulent Chatbot
Feb 24, 2024
Episode 466: We Just Need One to Fix It
Feb 17, 2024
Episode 465: Making Up Toxic Comments
Feb 10, 2024
Episode 464: Pulling the Advice Threads
Feb 03, 2024
Episode 463: Midnight Trophy Deliveries
Jan 27, 2024
Episode 462: Doing the Mail Dance
Jan 20, 2024
Episode 461: Presented by Tylenol, Theraflu, and Robitussin
Jan 13, 2024
Episode 460: Sick in the Wasteland
Jan 06, 2024
Episode 459: Forgive Me, I'm A Winner
Dec 30, 2023
Episode 458: Festive Exploitation
Dec 23, 2023
Episode 457: Terminator, MD
Dec 16, 2023
Episode 456: Held Captive by Nonsense
Dec 09, 2023
Episode 455: Uncomfortable in Groups
Dec 02, 2023
Episode 454: Thankful for My Cage of Secrets
Nov 23, 2023
Episode 453: Be Serious When Eating
Nov 18, 2023
Episode 452: Rambling and Disorganized
Nov 11, 2023
Episode 451: Jumbled Word Cards
Nov 04, 2023
Episode 450: Much Pocus Better Hocus
Oct 28, 2023
Episode 449: To Err is Hilarious
Oct 21, 2023
Episode 448: Bag Your Explanations
Oct 14, 2023
Episode 447: Alert Your TV Hole
Oct 07, 2023
Episode 446: Greet the Broken Movies
Sep 30, 2023
Episode 445: Oblivious Moon Rodeo
Sep 23, 2023
Episode 444: A Long Way to Stream
Sep 16, 2023
Episode 443: They Want You to Take the Rolls
Sep 09, 2023
Episode 442: Proper Goat Scores
Sep 02, 2023
Episode 441: Tighten Up Your Excuses
Aug 26, 2023
Episode 440: Too Much Space for All That Money
Aug 19, 2023
Episode 439: Suspend Your Secret Guests
Aug 12, 2023
Episode 438: Supporting the Super Slime
Aug 05, 2023
Episode 437: Exclusive LQ Updates
Jul 29, 2023
Episode 436: Exploring for Old Paper Cheese
Jul 22, 2023
Episode 435: The Odds and Ends Express
Jul 15, 2023
Episode 434: Delete the Fireworks and Do Some Business
Jul 08, 2023
Episode 433: There’s a Diner in My Apartment
Jul 01, 2023
Episode 432: Reading into the Streams
Jun 24, 2023
Episode 431: Happy Birthday from the Forums
Jun 17, 2023
Episode 430: No Ketchup in the Ambulance
Jun 10, 2023
Episode 429: Orders Up
Jun 03, 2023
Episode 428: Authorized to Join My Game
May 27, 2023
Episode 427: Betting on Beverages
May 20, 2023
Episode 426: Vote on My Name Today
May 13, 2023
Episode 425: Doctor Teddy Knows Best
May 06, 2023
Episode 424: Check This While We Wait
Apr 29, 2023
Episode 423: Thank the Weird Bosses at Netflix
Apr 22, 2023
Episode 422: Listen But Don't Get Lost
Apr 15, 2023
Episode 421: Full Blown Bad Nostalgia
Apr 08, 2023
Episode 420: To Be Fair to Bronson
Apr 01, 2023
Episode 419: Collecting Coins from Spotify
Mar 25, 2023
Episode 418: Uncomfortably Honest
Mar 18, 2023
Episode 417: Keep Your Cups Off My Bot
Mar 11, 2023
Episode 416: Jesus Wouldn't Give Us Homework
Mar 04, 2023
Episode 415: Detour Producers
Feb 25, 2023
Episode 414: Kids Can't Cut It
Feb 18, 2023
Episode 413: All Peeves Great and Small
Feb 11, 2023
Episode 412: Ghosts Won’t Shame You
Feb 04, 2023
Episode 411: Sloppy Faux Pas
Jan 28, 2023
Episode 410: I'm Not a Fan
Jan 21, 2023
Episode 409: Traditionally Exhausted
Jan 14, 2023
Episode 408: Bothered by the People
Jan 07, 2023
Episode 407: Inspired by Joe Camel
Dec 31, 2022
Episode 406: Pies, Lights, and Markers
Dec 24, 2022
Episode 405: Print Your Self-Awareness
Dec 17, 2022
Episode 404: Shame Not Found
Dec 10, 2022
Episode 403: Awkward Moment Hall of Fame
Dec 03, 2022
Episode 402: We Can't Fix Everything
Nov 24, 2022
Episode 401: Actual Factual Dreams
Nov 19, 2022
Episode 400: New Womb Traffic
Nov 12, 2022
Episode 399: Garden Tacos for Breakfast
Nov 05, 2022
Episode 398: And Then There Was Pat
Oct 29, 2022
Episode 397: Keep Your Nose Out of My Bag
Oct 22, 2022
Episode 396: Preparing for A Boss
Oct 15, 2022
Episode 395: You Had One Job
Oct 08, 2022
Episode 394: Leaving Strange Matches
Oct 01, 2022
Episode 393: You Can Read This Quietly
Sep 24, 2022
Episode 392: Trapped in the Cheese
Sep 17, 2022
Episode 391: Carrying Through the Streams
Sep 10, 2022
Episode 390: All Out Clash with The Vasecto Bros
Sep 03, 2022
Episode 389: Hours of Sclusie Evolution
Aug 27, 2022
Episode 388: Help Me Check My Ads
Aug 20, 2022
Episode 387: Leave My Dad Out of Your Phone
Aug 13, 2022
Episode 386: The Last Max Bite
Aug 06, 2022
Episode 385: This Rose Sounds Different
Jul 30, 2022
Episode 384: Downtown Dingers
Jul 23, 2022
Episode 383: Dadbods in the Wind
Jul 16, 2022
Episode 382: Trade Me to the Fun Place
Jul 09, 2022
Episode 381: Misty Movie Visions
Jul 02, 2022
Episode 380: Life's a Beach
Jun 25, 2022
Episode 379: Crap Open Your Creed Thoughts
Jun 18, 2022
Episode 378: Cutting Pocket Chickens
Jun 11, 2022
Episode 377: Planning Snacks and Slaps
Jun 04, 2022
Episode 376: Shut It Down on the Stairs
May 28, 2022
Episode 375: Ocarina Party
May 21, 2022
Episode 374: A Tech Podcast
May 14, 2022
Episode 373: Grapple Your Cable Conspiracy
May 07, 2022
Episode 372: Sorry We Don't Have Robots
Apr 30, 2022
Episode 371: Plant Yourself at Home
Apr 23, 2022
Episode 370: Don't Make Me Talk to Strangers
Apr 16, 2022
Episode 369: That's My Food in Your Seat
Apr 09, 2022
Episode 368: Acknowledge My Suspenders
Apr 02, 2022
Episode 367: You Paid to See Me
Mar 26, 2022
Episode 366: Pork Chop Virus
Mar 19, 2022
Episode 365: Dad Can Fix It
Mar 12, 2022
Episode 364: Mom Would Let Us Play
Mar 05, 2022
Episode 363: Early Soap Run
Feb 26, 2022
Episode 362: Soar, Little Angel
Feb 19, 2022
Episode 361: Click for Free Advice
Feb 12, 2022
Episode 360: Bad Streams, Tips, and Team Names
Feb 05, 2022
Episode 359: Clean Up and Get Back to Work
Jan 29, 2022
Episode 358: You Can’t Buy My Intellect
Jan 22, 2022
Episode 357: Propose a Remedy
Jan 15, 2022
Episode 356: This House is Closed
Jan 08, 2022
Episode 355: Requested Cop Out
Jan 01, 2022
Episode 354: Singing on Lit Mountains
Dec 25, 2021
Episode 353: Snoop Your Own History
Dec 18, 2021
Episode 352: Locking Up Bad Demands
Dec 11, 2021
Episode 351: Hey, Unlock Your Secret Space
Dec 04, 2021
Episode 350: Incessant Mouth Sounds
Nov 25, 2021
Episode 349: Take the High Street Home
Nov 20, 2021
Episode 348: Rabbit Flavors
Nov 13, 2021
Episode 347: Choose Your TV Guardian
Nov 06, 2021
Episode 346: Don't Sweat in Your Cummerbund
Oct 30, 2021
Episode 345: Good Days of Free Coins
Oct 23, 2021
Episode 344: Your Personality Needs Decorating
Oct 16, 2021
Episode 343: Find Your Order and Get Going
Oct 09, 2021
Episode 342: The Other Bigfoot
Oct 02, 2021
Episode 341: Return with Specifics
Sep 25, 2021
Episode 340: Treasure Hunt
Sep 18, 2021
Episode 339: World's Biggest Egg
Sep 11, 2021
Episode 338: Get Out Early and Take the Shot
Sep 04, 2021
Episode 337: PC Hacks for Babies
Aug 28, 2021
Episode 336: Accidental Advice
Aug 21, 2021
Episode 335: Burning Valuable Movies
Aug 14, 2021
Episode 334: Unreal Cabin Vybes
Aug 07, 2021
Episode 333: Shots Over Madison
Jul 31, 2021
Episode 332: Bookend Celebrations
Jul 24, 2021
Episode 331: Community Games on the Go
Jul 17, 2021
Episode 330: Talk to Me, Dad
Jul 10, 2021
Episode 329: Into the Attic
Jul 03, 2021
Episode 328: Paywall Sandwiches
Jun 26, 2021
Episode 327: Mind Your Posts and Quarrels
Jun 19, 2021
Episode 326: Separate Bad Ideas
Jun 12, 2021
Episode 325: To Be Specific
Jun 05, 2021
Episode 324: Card Tricks
May 29, 2021
Episode 323: Open Invitation to the Party
May 22, 2021
Episode 322: Hey, It's Radio
May 15, 2021
Episode 321: Picking the Weird Combo
May 08, 2021
Episode 320: Atonal Throat Movements
May 01, 2021
Episode 319: Tell Me What You Really Think
Apr 24, 2021
Episode 318: New Retro Rules
Apr 17, 2021
Episode 317: Reset for Shady Sushi
Apr 10, 2021
Episode 316: Native MySpace Vibes
Apr 03, 2021
Episode 315: Imaginative Noise Code
Mar 27, 2021
Episode 314: Walking with Professional Pain
Mar 20, 2021
Episode 313: 25 Years of Stimulation
Mar 13, 2021
Episode 312: You Can’t Cancel My Only Fan
Mar 06, 2021
Episode 311: Release Your Humiliation
Feb 27, 2021
Episode 310: DeLentisized
Feb 20, 2021
Episode 309: Reboot Your Beverage Clone
Feb 13, 2021
Episode 308: Keep Your Snowy Hands Off My Feet
Feb 06, 2021
Episode 307: Royal Lip Injections
Jan 30, 2021
Episode 306: Grab Your Mittens and Get to the Game
Jan 23, 2021
Episode 305: Delivering the Popular News
Jan 16, 2021
Episode 304: Wild First Memories
Jan 09, 2021
Episode 303: Multiplayer Shade
Jan 02, 2021
Episode 302: Reaching for the Good
Dec 26, 2020
Episode 301: Holiday TV Funhouse
Dec 19, 2020
Episode 300: There Goes the Neighborhood
Dec 12, 2020
Episode 299: Forgive My Misunderstanding
Dec 05, 2020
Episode 298: Gross Insubordination
Nov 30, 2020
Episode 297: Amateur Hour
Nov 29, 2020
Episode 296: Take Your Time with Friends
Nov 28, 2020
Episode 295: Blackest Day and Night
Nov 27, 2020
Episode 294: Finding Our Thanks
Nov 26, 2020
Episode 293: Between the Meats
Nov 25, 2020
Episode 292: Plenty of Cheez
Nov 24, 2020
Episode 291: Sailing Through the Shadows
Nov 23, 2020
Episode 290: Buy Low, Sell Lower
Nov 22, 2020
Episode 289: Your Votes Will Fit Here
Nov 21, 2020
Episode 288: Take Me Out of the Ballgame
Nov 20, 2020
Episode 287: Hired From the Car
Nov 19, 2020
Episode 286: Mock Interview
Nov 18, 2020
Episode 285: Oh What Could Have Been
Nov 17, 2020
Episode 284: For the Love of the Show
Nov 16, 2020
Episode 283: A New Party-Planning Committee
Nov 15, 2020
Episode 282: Now We Have New Questions
Nov 14, 2020
Episode 281: Stepping on Your Own Toes
Nov 13, 2020
Episode 280: A Stand Up Suggestion
Nov 12, 2020
Episode 279: Trapped in a Sticky Place
Nov 11, 2020
Episode 278: Sorry Chad, I Can’t Look at Your Photograph
Nov 10, 2020
Episode 277: Taking Your Tips Downtown
Nov 09, 2020
Episode 276: Keep My Name Outta Your Tweet
Nov 08, 2020
Episode 275: Turn Off Your Phone and Read the Room
Nov 07, 2020
Episode 274: Not a Very Good Houseguest
Nov 06, 2020
Episode 273: Tape Up Your Bubble
Nov 05, 2020
Episode 272: 24 Hours of Nonsense
Nov 04, 2020
Episode 271: Crap Open Your Ballot
Nov 03, 2020
Episode 270: Another Friendly Ghost
Nov 02, 2020
Episode 269: A Favorite Holiday
Nov 01, 2020
Episode 268: Don’t Spook Your TV
Oct 31, 2020
Episode 267: Pop the Cork from a Distance
Oct 24, 2020
Episode 266: Camp on Your Own Stupid Screen
Oct 17, 2020
Episode 265: Wrestling with Sus Neighbors
Oct 10, 2020
Episode 264: Marry Your Merry Clone, Mary
Oct 03, 2020
Episode 263: Learn to Change the Channel
Sep 26, 2020
Episode 262: Take the L on Your Chinstrap
Sep 19, 2020
Episode 261: Riding Switch to Stay on Twitch
Sep 12, 2020
Episode 260: Be Firm with Your TV
Sep 05, 2020
Episode 259: Digging for Swimsuits and Sushi Trophies
Aug 29, 2020
Episode 258: Helping Jerry and Newman from Home
Aug 22, 2020
Episode 257: Keep Your Showgirls in Bubble WAP
Aug 15, 2020
Episode 256: Wake Me Up to Trot Outside the Bubble
Aug 08, 2020
Episode 255: Some People Can’t Help Themselves
Aug 01, 2020
Episode 254: Make Space for the Kraken
Jul 25, 2020
Episode 253: Discord Treats Tedward Like Sheetz
Jul 18, 2020
Episode 252: Don’t Drop Me in Lava
Jul 11, 2020
Episode 251: They Serve Among Us
Jul 04, 2020
The Melting Pat Episode 250: You Knead a Mask for the Movies
Jun 27, 2020
Episode 249: Don’t Knock Me Down for the Summer
Jun 20, 2020
Episode 248: Rage Against Your Fake Commander
Jun 13, 2020
Episode 247: Don’t Hang Up on Kirk
Jun 06, 2020
Episode 246: TV Tricks with NASA and Charles
May 30, 2020
Episode 245: Grab Your Phone and Write the Story We Told
May 23, 2020
Episode 244: Google My Terms of Service
May 16, 2020
Episode 243: Here’s to You Not Spoiling The Last Dance
May 09, 2020
Episode 242: Beware the Dennis Dance
May 02, 2020
Episode 241: Let’s Dance While We Wait
Apr 25, 2020
Episode 240: It’s MUCH BETTER If You Stay Home
Apr 18, 2020
Episode 239: Back for Another Display
Apr 11, 2020
Episode 238: Wild Times on Sesame Street
Apr 04, 2020