The Melting Pat

By Pat Johnston

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Join Pat as he learns to read out loud by taking your questions (and answers), navigates parenthood, yells about sports, and more. Plus hear new music by independent bands from around the world. Crap open a cold one! Hosted by Pat Johnston.


Episode Date
Episode 386: The Last Max Bite
2040

Pat plays new music from Last Night Saved My Life (3:09), ends a popular food debate (7:26), rambles on Puerto Rican Day (10:58), wonders what’s up with HBO Max (15:27), and shares some baseball news to wrap the show (22:08).

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Aug 06, 2022
Episode 385: This Rose Sounds Different
3220

Pat welcomes Elesa Marmo back to chat about a different songwriting approach, bad reality shows, dating advice, and more before playing her latest single.

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Jul 30, 2022
Episode 384: Downtown Dingers
2339

After new music from Royals (2:56), Pat rambles on the week in sports (8:11), rewatch podcasts (12:50), which video game characters we would be (19:23), and the new arena plan for the Sixers (26:29).

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Jul 23, 2022
Episode 383: Dadbods in the Wind
3599

Pat is joined by Your Favorite Summer (4:36) for a chat on songwriting, dadhood, sports fandom, and more before playing their debut single.

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Jul 16, 2022
Episode 382: Trade Me to the Fun Place
2237

Pat plays new music from standards (2:52), then rambles on being easily entertained (8:05), getting into new things (15:35), Kevin Durant’s trade request (21:08), and the NL East getting interesting (28:02).

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Jul 09, 2022
Episode 381: Misty Movie Visions
2473

After pitching to be in your movie Pat plays music from Misty Eyed (5:42), rambles on more IT problems (12:00), a scrapped Tony Hawk game (19:53), and our favorite movie titles (26:52).

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Jul 02, 2022
Episode 380: Life's a Beach
2350

Pat plays new music from Lip Candy (4:56), then rambles on his week down the shore (10:41), and rants on public rudeness (21:00), before wrapping with some sports talk (28:23).

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Jun 25, 2022
Episode 379: Crap Open Your Creed Thoughts
1373

Pat reaches into the mailbag once again to answer your questions on writing, changing up the show, favorite beverages to crap open, and more.

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Jun 18, 2022
Episode 378: Cutting Pocket Chickens
2219

Pat plays new music from 90’s Kids (5:25), then rambles on new hot pockets (10:42), chicken substitutes (16:13), cutting segments (22:57), and new Beavis and Butt-Head (27:56).

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Jun 11, 2022
Episode 377: Planning Snacks and Slaps
2608

Pat plays new music from RAVIVE (2:56), then rambles on team snacks (7:00), new Memorial Day plans (14:11), fantasy football slaps (19:28), the NL East (25:38), and more.

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Jun 04, 2022
Episode 376: Shut It Down on the Stairs
2300

Pat plays new music from QU!IET (2:51), then rambles on studio setups (8:36), and kiddo updates (11:46). Plus getting a new phone (16:49), town shutdowns (22:15), and some fan mail to wrap the show (30:25).

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May 28, 2022
Episode 375: Ocarina Party
2351

Pat plays new music from Last Night Saved My Life (3:20), then rambles on birthday parties (10:14), forgotten invites (15:29), Ocarina of Time (19:39), a weird week in sports (25:06), and playoffs (31:35).

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May 21, 2022
Episode 374: A Tech Podcast
4649

Pat welcomes Double Identity back to the show to ramble on technology, interview secrets, Talking to Ghosts Act I, and much more!

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May 14, 2022
Episode 373: Grapple Your Cable Conspiracy
1723

Pat plays music from Incase We Crash (3:25), then rambles on a potential new rasslin company (7:58), The Bourne Conspiracy (13:15), going back to cable (16:00), and more.

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May 07, 2022
Episode 372: Sorry We Don't Have Robots
2472

Pat plays new music from Like Giants (6:00), then rambles on double deliveries (11:43), Rich and Shameless (17:59), and robot umpires (30:12).


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Apr 30, 2022
Episode 371: Plant Yourself at Home
2394

Pat rambles on improving cities (3:00), being put on the spot (8:51), companies getting desperate (17:41), sports he's watching (24:28), and plays music from Megawave (30:27).

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Apr 23, 2022
Episode 370: Don't Make Me Talk to Strangers
1776

Pat rambles on strange advice (2:30), show mandates (8:56), and watching sports with the kiddo (16:05), before playing new music from shallow pools (22:01)!

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Apr 16, 2022
Episode 369: That's My Food in Your Seat
2523

Pat rambles on fast food delivery (2:19), streaming disclaimers (10:40), saving seats (17:47), and Opening Day (25:21), before playing new music from Proper. (29:28)!

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Apr 09, 2022
Episode 368: Acknowledge My Suspenders
4937

The tradition continues as Matt Shaw returns to the show to preview WrestleMania!

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Apr 02, 2022
Episode 367: You Paid to See Me
2040

Pat rambles on being crowdfunded (2:24) and pregnancy announcements (5:20), spins a tune from Hoity-Toity (13:06), and breaks down some baseball moves (20:59) before making fun of fans (25:38).

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Mar 26, 2022
Episode 366: Pork Chop Virus
2709

Pat reveals our hottest TV mom and dad and rambles on Scott Hall before sharing his chat with Greg Hill (6:59) and playing his new song, Everything.

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Mar 19, 2022
Episode 365: Dad Can Fix It
2516

Pat rambles on the end of a saga (2:59), what to do with empty offices (4:50), and hot TV dads (16:40). Plus new music from everway (22:11), a good MLB update (29:17), and some NFL news (33:12) to wrap the show.

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Mar 12, 2022
Episode 364: Mom Would Let Us Play
1967

Pat rants on Domino’s (1:23), shares our hottest TV moms (8:19), and plays new music from Archers (15:36). Plus an MLB lockout update (20:11), the Sixers being fun (24:21), and more.

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Mar 05, 2022
Episode 363: Early Soap Run
1674

Pat rambles on busted sewers (2:59), catching bandits (5:45), freezing condos (7:17), frantic shoppers (11:38), and MLB (16:20) and WrestleMania (18:59) updates before playing a tune from The Home Team (22:48).

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Feb 26, 2022
Episode 362: Soar, Little Angel
3402

Pat welcomes Maggie Rousis to the living room to talk about her new book, Benji Meets Mr. Eagle: Best Friends Forever.


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Feb 19, 2022
Episode 361: Click for Free Advice
3366

Pat chats with Michael from QU!ET about songwriting tricks, Jennifer Aniston, learning from failure, and much more before playing the band’s new single, There’s No Escape!

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Feb 12, 2022
Episode 360: Bad Streams, Tips, and Team Names
2176

Pat rambles on people canceling Spotify (4:07) and bad tippers (12:41), before playing music from Not My Weekend (22:24) and previewing Super Bowl 56 (26:40).

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Feb 05, 2022
Episode 359: Clean Up and Get Back to Work
3027

Pat rambles on eye exams (2:47), Jeopardy! streaks (10:32), work phone vs email (17:28), and soap bandits (22:32). Plus music from Northbound (27:55), the Baseball Hall of Fame results (32:43), NFL Conference Championships (40:06), and more!


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Jan 29, 2022
Episode 358: You Can’t Buy My Intellect
2058

Pat rambles on getting boosted (1:30) and Crypto bros (5:18), and shares some TV news (10:42). Plus new music from Honey Revenge (15:45), NFL Divisional Playoffs (22:01), and a Flyers Update from The Captain (27:06)!


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Jan 22, 2022
Episode 357: Propose a Remedy
2694

Pat rambles on being proud of your work (2:43), golf video games (5:22), Taco Lover’s Pass (8:53), and wedding proposals (12:11). Plus music from The Arizona Stupors (26:04), NFL Wildcard Weekend (31:12), and a Flyers Update from The Captain (38:51)!


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Jan 15, 2022
Episode 356: This House is Closed
2141

Pat rambles on having COVID (2:33), people missing their commutes (7:21), and honeymoon intruders (15:01), before previewing Chargers at Raiders for NFL Week 18 (23:07), and remembering John Madden (26:24).


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Jan 08, 2022
Episode 355: Requested Cop Out
4987

Pat shares the best of the show from 2021, at the request of a listener.


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Jan 01, 2022
Episode 354: Singing on Lit Mountains
3311

Pat tells his favorite retail story (3:54), recaps our favorite Christmas episode of The Office (16:08), shares our Mount Rushmore of Christmas songsters (31:56), and more. Plus festive tunes from Point North (10:27), Hana Kahn (28:05), BRONNIE (42:41), and MUCH BETTER (52:44)!


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Dec 25, 2021
Episode 353: Snoop Your Own History
1688

Pat rambles on background checks (1:39), spins a new tune from I Love You, I Know (12:50), previews Patriots at Colts for NFL Week 15 (17:37), and gets a Flyers Update from The Captain (20:54)!


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Dec 18, 2021
Episode 352: Locking Up Bad Demands
2339

Pat rambles on improvement projects (1:33), bad shopping advice (6:38), and birthday months (12:33). Plus new music from Moonfall (23:10), Cardinals at Rams for NFL Week 14 (27:24), and a Flyers Update from The Captain (31:17)!

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Dec 11, 2021
Episode 351: Hey, Unlock Your Secret Space
2789

Pat rambles on SpaceHey (2:54), secret novels (4:49), and plays new music from Familiar Things (23:43). Plus Broncos at Chiefs for NFL Week 13 (27:48), the Baseball Hall of Fame ballot (31:25), and a Flyers Update from The Captain (39:25)!

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Dec 04, 2021
Episode 350: Incessant Mouth Sounds
3629

After a Flyers Update from The Captain (3:13), Pat is joined by RAVIVE for a wonderful chat (8:33) before playing her new single (58:06)!

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Nov 25, 2021
Episode 349: Take the High Street Home
2789

Pat plays the latest tune from High Street (3:44), rambles on The Turkey Bowl (12:25), previews Lions at Browns for NFL Week 11 (34:46), and gets a Flyers Update from The Captain (38:38)!

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Nov 20, 2021
Episode 348: Rabbit Flavors
2058

Pat rambles on pumpkin spice vs. peppermint (1:56), unappetizing food commercials (10:35), and Netflix mobile games (15:16). Plus new music from BRONNIE (21:32), JAC at IND for NFL Week 10 (25:13), and more!

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Nov 13, 2021
Episode 347: Choose Your TV Guardian
2302

Pat rambles on a successful Halloween (1:51) and what’s been on his TV (8:30) before playing new music from Double Identity (17:06). Plus a World Series recap (21:47), a Cleveland Guardians lawsuit (25:56), Titans at Rams for NFL Week 9 (28:25), and a Flyers Update from The Captain (31:40)!

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Nov 06, 2021
Episode 346: Don't Sweat in Your Cummerbund
1480

Pat rambles on our favorite Brooklyn Nine-Nine heist episode (2:03), as voted by you. Plus a tune from MUCH BETTER (17:15) and a Flyers Update from The Captain (18:37) - Happy Halloween!

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Oct 30, 2021
Episode 345: Good Days of Free Coins
1165

After The Captain makes his season debut, Pat shares a bonus chat with Luke Mathers from Unquiet Nights. They ramble on healthcare, what gets a coin, the good days of rasslin, and more.

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Oct 23, 2021
Episode 344: Your Personality Needs Decorating
2200

Pat rants on decorative towels (2:07), shares some entertainment news (6:39), and wonders about bad personality traits (12:35). Plus new music from I Love You, I Know (17:55), Cardinals at Browns for NFL Week 6 (22:49), and MLB playoffs (26:02)!

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Oct 16, 2021
Episode 343: Find Your Order and Get Going
2380

Pat rambles on idiots at Wawa (1:31), Facebook outages (7:35), and our proposed drive-thru options (11:54). Plus new music from 90’s Kids (21:07), Bills at Chiefs for NFL Week 5 (26:04), and MLB playoffs (29:30)!

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Oct 09, 2021
Episode 342: The Other Bigfoot
1675

Pat does his best to ramble about the history of the Bigfoot Pizza from Pizza Hut, by request.

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Oct 02, 2021
Episode 341: Return with Specifics
2395

After the latest tune from High Street (2:54), Pat rambles on where he’s been (8:26), weirdly specific foods we love (14:23), Packers at 49ers for NFL Week 3 (26:04), and some NHL news to wrap the show (30:57).

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Sep 25, 2021
Episode 340: Treasure Hunt
1277

After some words from a totally willing volunteer, Pat presents: a rasslin Easter egg, a clip from his old live show by request, part of a lost interview with Marcos Mena from standards, and a song from the band in this special episode.

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Sep 18, 2021
Episode 339: World's Biggest Egg
2680

Pat is joined in the living room by Phil and a mystery guest to ramble on old characters, eating microphones, Bones Coffee, shaving your head, and much more in this bonus episode!

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Sep 11, 2021
Episode 338: Get Out Early and Take the Shot
2658

Pat rambles on family outings (4:10), another Jeopardy! update (7:37), early dismissals (12:12), and mass texting (17:10). Plus some TV notes (20:37), new music from Midfield (24:40), and sports updates on the NFL, Ben Simmons, and baseball (28:27)!

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Sep 04, 2021
Episode 337: PC Hacks for Babies
2876

After some housekeeping Pat rambles on dealing with IT (6:15), Facebook hackers (10:30), and the ongoing Jeopardy! saga (15:08). Plus a baby suing Nirvana (20:52), music from Last Night Saved My Life (26:48), and a bunch of baseball talk to wrap the show (32:26)!

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Aug 28, 2021
Episode 336: Accidental Advice
2007

Pat rambles on PC trouble (1:29), new Jeopardy! hosts (7:38), advice from strangers (11:55), and an awkward day in school (21:24), before playing the latest tune from carb on carb (26:01).

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Aug 21, 2021
Episode 335: Burning Valuable Movies
2527

After playing the latest song from High Street (3:53), Pat rambles about movies on TV (9:35) and what could be next for Arthur on PBS (17:35). Plus a heated job interview (22:30), a fiery retail story (28:54), and more.

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Aug 14, 2021
Episode 334: Unreal Cabin Vybes
3979

Pat rambles with Derek from Headspace about big life changes, becoming a full-time musician, home renovations, and much more before playing a song from their new EP!

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Aug 07, 2021
Episode 333: Shots Over Madison
2770

Pat shares our favorite Happy Madison movies (2:52), praises Paramount Plus (11:47), and plays the latest song from Point North (18:55). Plus notes on the Olympics (22:57), the new Indians (32:31), and NFL vaccinations (36:11).

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Jul 31, 2021
Episode 332: Bookend Celebrations
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Pat congratulates a fellow network host (3:38), answers a fan question about his old podcast (5:33), and rants on fast food breakfast times (12:06) and chanting for other teams (15:31). Plus notes on the Phillies and the Kraken (18:34), a new tune from A Story Told (22:24), and celebrating the Bucks - featuring Danny Schmitz (27:14)!

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Jul 24, 2021
Episode 331: Community Games on the Go
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Pat rambles on fences (2:19), vaccines (5:49), sports news (12:10), and weird Facebook messages (15:05). Plus trouble with the live show (22:16), the Steam Deck (26:20), and new music from Bullpup (32:04)!

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Jul 17, 2021
Episode 330: Talk to Me, Dad
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At the request of a listener, Pat rambles on the perils of being a new dad.

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Jul 10, 2021
Episode 329: Into the Attic
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Pat is joined by his best friend (also a Pat) for a deep dive into their music project, Thursday Nights on Campus!

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Jul 03, 2021
Episode 328: Paywall Sandwiches
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Pat reaches into the mailbag to answer some of your questions on Patreon, Twitch, cheesesteaks, and more.

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Jun 26, 2021
Episode 327: Mind Your Posts and Quarrels
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Pat meanders his way through tales of social media consequences.

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Jun 19, 2021
Episode 326: Separate Bad Ideas
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Pat rants on people giving him more unsolicited show advice.

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Jun 12, 2021
Episode 325: To Be Specific
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Pat rambles on customers being oddly specific over the phone.

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Jun 05, 2021
Episode 324: Card Tricks
1320

Pat tells of the time a customer recommended a new reality show.

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May 29, 2021
Episode 323: Open Invitation to the Party
2221

Pat tells all about the first incarnation of the show on Party 934.


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May 22, 2021
Episode 322: Hey, It's Radio
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Pat rambles on his time from where it all began: WDSR.


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May 15, 2021
Episode 321: Picking the Weird Combo
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Pat rambles on the Taco Bell breakfast menu (2:57), family visits (6:26), texting on TV (10:50), issues with the Phillies (12:57), and weird fatherhood worries (15:36), before playing the latest song from The Wild & Free (20:29)!


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May 08, 2021
Episode 320: Atonal Throat Movements
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After an update from The Captain (2:37), Pat welcomes Ruby Bones (7:04) to chat about their new record and all sorts of other things before playing their song Rooftops (1:24:56)!


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May 01, 2021
Episode 319: Tell Me What You Really Think
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Pat rambles on baby showers (2:17), being halfway to 5G (8:15), what our neighbors would think (14:49), and video tutorials (19:20). Plus How I Met Your Father (22:39), a new tune from Remember Sports (24:36), MLB notes (30:05), and an update from The Captain (34:02)!


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Apr 24, 2021
Episode 318: New Retro Rules
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Pat rambles on doctor visits (4:18), missing out due to COVID life (7:57), and EP progress (12:34). Plus a tune from WOLFCLUB (15:05), MLB notes (22:51), and a Flyers Update from The Captain (31:49)!


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Apr 17, 2021
Episode 317: Reset for Shady Sushi
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We hear about the Flyers from The Captain (2:17) before Matt Shaw returns to preview WrestleMania 37 while he dodges shady businessmen (5:19)!


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Apr 10, 2021
Episode 316: Native MySpace Vibes
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After an update from The Captain (2:48), most of Headspace joins the show to talk all about their upcoming EP (7:11) before we play their new song (46:58)!


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Apr 03, 2021
Episode 315: Imaginative Noise Code
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After an update from The Captain (2:53), Pat welcomes Hallucinogenic Bulb and Wormtooth (6:35) to chat about their new project, Dave’s Inferno!


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Mar 27, 2021
Episode 314: Walking with Professional Pain
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Pat rambles on painful letdowns (2:51), being a pro musician (8:50), making up words (12:34), Patrick Ewing (15:25), and games he’s playing (21:52). Plus another Walking Tall remake (24:08), Netflix news (26:23), music from Bronnie (30:00), and a Flyers Update from The Captain (34:10)!


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Mar 20, 2021
Episode 313: 25 Years of Stimulation
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Pat rambles on stimulus checks (2:03), vaccines (5:28), missing old domiciles (9:29), and house upgrades (13:13). Plus Pokémon 25 (18:33), new music from The Nearly Deads (26:53), and some sports notes (30:17), before an Update from The Captain (35:29)! Follow The Nearly Deads on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Spotify, YouTube, and Twitch! Stream or download my EP here! Find more from G. Love … Continue reading Episode 313: 25 Years of Stimulation
Mar 13, 2021
Episode 312: You Can’t Cancel My Only Fan
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Pat rants on cancellations (3:38) and weird Catholics (6:55), and rambles on awards we’d win (12:56). Plus the debut single from RAVIVE (18:48), MLB and NFL notes (23:05), and a Flyers Update from The Captain (28:26)! Follow RAVIVE on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, and Spotify! Stream or download my EP here! Find more from G. Love and … Continue reading Episode 312: You Can’t Cancel My Only Fan
Mar 06, 2021
Episode 311: Release Your Humiliation
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Pat rambles on computer trouble (2:23), embarrassing injuries (4:53), and the new Paramount service (23:04). Plus a new tune from Brooklane (27:24), a Flyers Update from The Captain (30:39), and more! Follow Brooklane on Facebook, Instagram, Spotify, and YouTube! Stream or download my EP here! Find more from G. Love and Special Sauce here! Connect with The Melting Pat: … Continue reading Episode 311: Release Your Humiliation
Feb 27, 2021
Episode 310: DeLentisized
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After a pair of pro tips Pat gets real about Lent (5:20), updates the WWE vs social media saga (11:59), rambles on unconventional valentines (17:22), and shares what’s on his TV (21:01). Plus the latest tune from The Ones You Forgot (25:43), a Flyers Update from The Captain (30:50), MLB notes (32:42), and the deal … Continue reading Episode 310: DeLentisized
Feb 20, 2021
Episode 309: Reboot Your Beverage Clone
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Josh returns to help Pat ramble on trolling (3:10), snow etiquette (8:10), The Powerpuff Girls (16:01), and summoning beverages (27:59). Plus the latest tune from Eve 6 (58:01), MLB notes (1:02:38), news on the anthem (1:11:00), and more! Follow Eve 6 on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, and Spotify! Find more from G. Love and Special Sauce here! … Continue reading Episode 309: Reboot Your Beverage Clone
Feb 13, 2021
Episode 308: Keep Your Snowy Hands Off My Feet
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Pat rambles on snow days (2:35), shares a chat with Velvet Skyline (11:17), and spins a tune from their new record, What We Have in Common (35:59). Plus a Super Bowl preview (40:43), MLB notes (44:47), and a Flyers Update from The Captain (52:11)! Follow Velvet Skyline on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, and Spotify! Find more … Continue reading Episode 308: Keep Your Snowy Hands Off My Feet
Feb 06, 2021
Episode 307: Royal Lip Injections
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After an Update from The Captain (2:48), Jill and Joel return to preview the 2021 Royal Rumble (6:53)! We rambled on Rumble picks, potential surprise entrants, women wrestling men, and we even tried to decipher betting odds. (Spoiler: That last part did not go well.) Find more from G. Love and Special Sauce here! Connect with … Continue reading Episode 307: Royal Lip Injections
Jan 30, 2021
Episode 306: Grab Your Mittens and Get to the Game
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Pat rambles on a new president (2:18) and filling for time (9:54) before playing the latest tune from shallow pools (14:01). Then it’s NFL Playoffs (18:57), MLB HOTSTOVE (24:56), and the first Flyers Update of the year from The Captain (31:36)! Follow shallow pools on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, and Spotify! Find more from G. Love and Special Sauce here! Connect with … Continue reading Episode 306: Grab Your Mittens and Get to the Game
Jan 23, 2021
Episode 305: Delivering the Popular News
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Pat gets a late submission for your first big news story (3:29), updates his housekeeping progress (5:21), rambles on social media bans (9:12), and shares a delivery patpeeve (17:00). Plus a tune from Mascots (23:10), NFL Divisional Playoffs (27:26), a note on the Eagles (36:29), and more! Check out Mascots on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Tumblr, and YouTube! Find more from … Continue reading Episode 305: Delivering the Popular News
Jan 16, 2021
Episode 304: Wild First Memories
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Pat dusts off the soapbox (2:16), shares our first news memories (9:48), and plays a tune from Almost Awake (22:02). Plus NFL Wild Card Weekend (26:10), MLB HOTSTOVE (33:20), NHL notes (36:14), and more! Check out Almost Awake on Facebook, Instagram, Spotify, Twitter, and YouTube! Find more from G. Love and Special Sauce here! Connect with The Melting Pat: Submit questions … Continue reading Episode 304: Wild First Memories
Jan 09, 2021
Episode 303: Multiplayer Shade
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Pat rambles on a new setup before sharing a chat with NO SHADE (5:05), and playing a song from his new EP, Broken Down (40:11). Then it’s Cowboys at Giants for NFL Week 17 (44:55) and some MLB notes to wrap the show (48:54)! Check out NO SHADE on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and Spotify! Find … Continue reading Episode 303: Multiplayer Shade
Jan 02, 2021
Episode 302: Reaching for the Good
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Pat rambles on appliance woes (3:36), good things from his 2020 (17:06), and shares his conversation with Greg Hill (28:52). Plus a tune from Greg’s new EP (44:41), Titans and Packers for NFL Week 15 (49:38), and more! Check out Greg Hill on Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, and Linktree! Find more from G. Love and Special … Continue reading Episode 302: Reaching for the Good
Dec 26, 2020
Episode 301: Holiday TV Funhouse
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Pat rambles on upgrading the studio (3:39), tells his favorite retail story (5:22), and shares our favorite holiday TV specials (18:20). Plus hear festive tunes from The Wild & Free (14:20), Point North (24:50), Hana Kahn (33:25), BRONNIE (42:37), Bleached (49:21), Left of Love (58:48), and MUCH BETTER (1:08:00)! Happy holidays! Find more from G. … Continue reading Episode 301: Holiday TV Funhouse
Dec 19, 2020
Episode 300: There Goes the Neighborhood
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Josh and Pat ramble on Philadelphia sports and Kevin Bacon (5:03), trouble in the studio (7:58), following the rules (10:28), and our favorite COVID conspiracies (12:08). Plus the Trapt takedown (32:15), Twitch streaming (40:44), Steelers at Bills for NFL Week 14 (45:18), and MLB/NBA notes to wrap it up (52:32)! Find more from G. Love … Continue reading Episode 300: There Goes the Neighborhood
Dec 12, 2020
Episode 299: Forgive My Misunderstanding
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Pat rambles on his music project (3:30), rants on debt forgiveness (7:29), and plays the latest song from The Nearly Deads (13:37). Plus a quick patpeeve on the Phillies (18:14), before taking aim at the NFL for Week 13 (21:35)! Follow The Nearly Deads on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Spotify, YouTube, and Twitch! Find more from G. Love and … Continue reading Episode 299: Forgive My Misunderstanding
Dec 05, 2020
Episode 298: Gross Insubordination
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Pat remembers the day when he was convinced he’d get fired. Connect with The Melting Pat: Submit questions and comments here! Support the show by donating here – help us sound better! Crap open a cold one! Podcast
Nov 30, 2020
Episode 297: Amateur Hour
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Pat rants on the type of shopper who storms the malls during the holiday season. Connect with The Melting Pat: Submit questions and comments here! Support the show by donating here – help us sound better! Crap open a cold one! Podcast
Nov 29, 2020
Episode 296: Take Your Time with Friends
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Pat rambles on our favorite long weekends (3:47), what he’s been watching and streaming (15:38), the latest tune from Royals (23:05), and Panthers at Vikings for NFL Week 12 (27:06). Follow Royals on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Spotify, and YouTube! Connect with The Melting Pat: Submit questions and comments here! Support the show by donating here – help us sound better! Crap open a cold one! … Continue reading Episode 296: Take Your Time with Friends
Nov 28, 2020
Episode 295: Blackest Day and Night
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Pat recaps all of his Black Friday experiences, and wonders what this one will look like. Connect with The Melting Pat: Submit questions and comments here! Support the show by donating here – help us sound better! Crap open a cold one! Podcast
Nov 27, 2020
Episode 294: Finding Our Thanks
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Pat rambles on being thankful in 2020, the benefits of not having parties, and more. Connect with The Melting Pat: Submit questions and comments here! Support the show by donating here – help us sound better! Crap open a cold one! Podcast
Nov 26, 2020
Episode 293: Between the Meats
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Pat shares answers from musicians once again, this time to the most important question of them all. Connect with The Melting Pat: Submit questions and comments here! Support the show by donating here – help us sound better! Crap open a cold one! Podcast
Nov 25, 2020
Episode 292: Plenty of Cheez
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Pat wonders where Cheez Whiz belongs on the food pyramid, at the suggestion of a loyal listener. Connect with The Melting Pat: Submit questions and comments here! Support the show by donating here – help us sound better! Crap open a cold one! Podcast
Nov 24, 2020
Episode 291: Sailing Through the Shadows
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Pat rambles on ninjas versus pirates, at the suggestion of a loyal listener. Connect with The Melting Pat: Submit questions and comments here! Support the show by donating here – help us sound better! Crap open a cold one! Podcast
Nov 23, 2020
Episode 290: Buy Low, Sell Lower
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Pat talks about low-rent eBay: The Marketplace on Facebook. Connect with The Melting Pat: Submit questions and comments here! Support the show by donating here – help us sound better! Crap open a cold one! Podcast
Nov 22, 2020
Episode 289: Your Votes Will Fit Here
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Pat rambles on messing with displays (3:22), having fun with Soundtrap and Twitch (13:56), AEW video games (16:50), and spins a new song from Halflives (21:46). Plus Colts at Packers for NFL Week 11 (26:29), a pair of MLB notes (29:09), and the Hall of Fame ballot (33:40)! Follow Halflives on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Spotify, and YouTube! Connect with The … Continue reading Episode 289: Your Votes Will Fit Here
Nov 21, 2020
Episode 288: Take Me Out of the Ballgame
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Pat recalls the time he was on the baseball team. Connect with The Melting Pat: Submit questions and comments here! Support the show by donating here – help us sound better! Crap open a cold one! Podcast
Nov 20, 2020
Episode 287: Hired From the Car
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Pat tells the tales of interviewing for internships in two very different ways. Connect with The Melting Pat: Submit questions and comments here! Support the show by donating here – help us sound better! Crap open a cold one! Podcast
Nov 19, 2020
Episode 286: Mock Interview
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Pat remembers a time when he interviewed to be on a radio show. Connect with The Melting Pat: Submit questions and comments here! Support the show by donating here – help us sound better! Crap open a cold one! Podcast
Nov 18, 2020
Episode 285: Oh What Could Have Been
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Pat tells of a segment that could have been: reading personal ads. Connect with The Melting Pat: Submit questions and comments here! Support the show by donating here – help us sound better! Crap open a cold one! Podcast
Nov 17, 2020
Episode 284: For the Love of the Show
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Pat recalls the few times he was reprimanded during his live radio days. Connect with The Melting Pat: Submit questions and comments here! Support the show by donating here – help us sound better! Crap open a cold one! Podcast
Nov 16, 2020
Episode 283: A New Party-Planning Committee
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Pat rambles on what 2020 holidays will be like. Connect with The Melting Pat: Submit questions and comments here! Support the show by donating here – help us sound better! Crap open a cold one! Podcast
Nov 15, 2020
Episode 282: Now We Have New Questions
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Pat remembers Alex Trebek (2:14), rambles on democracy in the park (8:34), and shares your best ragequit stories (18:08). Plus the latest tune from Last Night Saved My Life (27:09), Bills at Cardinals for NFL Week 10 (31:42), and a bunch of MLB notes (35:10)! Follow Last Night Saved My Life on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Spotify, and YouTube! Connect with … Continue reading Episode 282: Now We Have New Questions
Nov 14, 2020
Episode 281: Stepping on Your Own Toes
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Pat wonders aloud about people walking out of movies. Connect with The Melting Pat: Submit questions and comments here! Support the show by donating here – help us sound better! Crap open a cold one! Podcast
Nov 13, 2020
Episode 280: A Stand Up Suggestion
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Pat remembers a line from his Dad, and shares what else would have been in his new stand-up act. Connect with The Melting Pat: Submit questions and comments here! Support the show by donating here – help us sound better! Crap open a cold one! Podcast
Nov 12, 2020
Episode 279: Trapped in a Sticky Place
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Pat rambles on the worst of his retail days. Connect with The Melting Pat: Submit questions and comments here! Support the show by donating here – help us sound better! Crap open a cold one! Podcast
Nov 11, 2020
Episode 278: Sorry Chad, I Can’t Look at Your Photograph
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Pat rants on Instagram being the least user-friendly app in the game. Connect with The Melting Pat: Submit questions and comments here! Support the show by donating here – help us sound better! Crap open a cold one! Podcast
Nov 10, 2020
Episode 277: Taking Your Tips Downtown
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Pat shares the answers from musicians to one of his favorite questions: How do your songs come together? Connect with The Melting Pat: Submit questions and comments here! Support the show by donating here – help us sound better! Crap open a cold one! Podcast
Nov 09, 2020
Episode 276: Keep My Name Outta Your Tweet
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Pat rants on people being snitches on social media. Connect with The Melting Pat: Submit questions and comments here! Support the show by donating here – help us sound better! Crap open a cold one! Podcast
Nov 08, 2020
Episode 275: Turn Off Your Phone and Read the Room
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Pat rambles on doing daily podcasts (4:02), election overload (7:04), another MLB blunder (11:50), and games he’s been playing (14:15). Plus the latest tune from ANSON (24:03), Saints at Buccaneers for NFL Week 9 (29:55), and AEW Full Gear (34:18)! Follow ANSON on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, YouTube, and Spotify! Connect with The Melting Pat: Submit questions and comments here! Support the … Continue reading Episode 275: Turn Off Your Phone and Read the Room
Nov 07, 2020
Episode 274: Not a Very Good Houseguest
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Pat talks about an annual sale at the card store when “loyal customers” still didn’t understand how coupons worked. Connect with The Melting Pat: Submit questions and comments here! Support the show by donating here – help us sound better! Crap open a cold one! Podcast
Nov 06, 2020
Episode 273: Tape Up Your Bubble
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Pat rambles on the pros and cons of playing in a sports bubble. Connect with The Melting Pat: Submit questions and comments here! Support the show by donating here – help us sound better! Crap open a cold one! Podcast
Nov 05, 2020
Episode 272: 24 Hours of Nonsense
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Pat rants on the problems with 24-hour news channels. Connect with The Melting Pat: Submit questions and comments here! Support the show by donating here – help us sound better! Crap open a cold one! Podcast
Nov 04, 2020
Episode 271: Crap Open Your Ballot
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Pat gets right to it to talk about the importance of casting your vote. Connect with The Melting Pat: Submit questions and comments here! Support the show by donating here – help us sound better! Crap open a cold one! Podcast
Nov 03, 2020
Episode 270: Another Friendly Ghost
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Pat recalls the time his high school sent a very troubling letter home to Mom. Connect with The Melting Pat: Submit questions and comments here! Support the show by donating here – help us sound better! Crap open a cold one! Podcast
Nov 02, 2020
Episode 269: A Favorite Holiday
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Pat kicks off 30 episodes in 30 days by reminiscing about a great school holiday. Connect with The Melting Pat: Submit questions and comments here! Support the show by donating here – help us sound better! Crap open a cold one! Podcast
Nov 01, 2020
Episode 268: Don’t Spook Your TV
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Pat rambles about your favorite Halloween specials (4:44), shares a timely patpeeve (24:23), spins a festive tune from MUCH BETTER (28:24), recaps the World Series (30:07), and more! Check out MUCH BETTER on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, and Spotify! Find more from G. Love and Special Sauce here! Connect with The Melting Pat: Submit questions and comments here! Support the show by … Continue reading Episode 268: Don’t Spook Your TV
Oct 31, 2020
Episode 267: Pop the Cork from a Distance
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Pat shares some big news (2:34), rambles on COVID wedding (6:47), and updates the WWE vs. Twitch patpeeve (9:32). Plus new music from shallow pools (19:00), World Series talk (23:36), and Steelers at Titans for NFL Week 7 (29:04)! Follow shallow pools on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram! Find more from G. Love and Special Sauce here! Connect with The Melting Pat: Submit questions … Continue reading Episode 267: Pop the Cork from a Distance
Oct 24, 2020
Episode 266: Camp on Your Own Stupid Screen
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Pat rambles on our favorite GoldenEye weapons (3:03), spins the latest song from Bleached (14:15), previews Bears at Panthers for NFL Week 6 (17:54), and wraps with some MLB playoff chatter (21:10). Follow Bleached on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Spotify, and Bandcamp! Find more from G. Love and Special Sauce here! Connect with The Melting Pat: Submit questions and comments here! Support the … Continue reading Episode 266: Camp on Your Own Stupid Screen
Oct 17, 2020
Episode 265: Wrestling with Sus Neighbors
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Pat and Josh talk work from home setups (3:52), repair issues (5:45), Jersey Mike’s (7:08), parking problems (10:08), and Among Us (13:19). Then it’s a deep dive on your favorite wrestling rivalries (16:44) before some rambling on Colts at Browns for NFL Week 5 (47:19) and the MLB playoffs (52:58)! Find more from G. Love … Continue reading Episode 265: Wrestling with Sus Neighbors
Oct 10, 2020
Episode 264: Marry Your Merry Clone, Mary
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Tim returns to his show (4:18) to talk with Pat about what COVID changes should stay, sports without fans, mispronouncing words, and cloning. Plus NFL notes on Chargers vs. Buccaneers, the Eagles-Bengals tie, the greatness of Aaron Rodgers and Patrick Mahomes, and more! Find more from G. Love and Special Sauce here! Connect with The Melting … Continue reading Episode 264: Marry Your Merry Clone, Mary
Oct 03, 2020
Episode 263: Learn to Change the Channel
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Pat rambles on watching too much news (3:08), shows and games on his screens this week (12:16), and how virtual learning is really going (16:39). Then it’s sports time with BAL at KC for NFL Week 3 (24:37) and a look at the new format for the MLB playoffs (28:54), before wrapping the show with … Continue reading Episode 263: Learn to Change the Channel
Sep 26, 2020
Episode 262: Take the L on Your Chinstrap
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After a quick work/life update (2:36), Pat shares your anti-mask stories (6:15), answers some fan mail (16:31), and briefly recaps the PlayStation 5 showcase (23:29). Plus the latest tune from 12 Stones (27:00), five years on The Network (31:52), some MLB notes (34:13), and NE at SEA for NFL Week 2 (39:33)! Follow 12 Stones … Continue reading Episode 262: Take the L on Your Chinstrap
Sep 19, 2020
Episode 261: Riding Switch to Stay on Twitch
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Pat rambles on changing plans (1:59), baked goods (4:40), WWE vs. Twitch streamers (10:48), and playing the new Tony Hawk (17:20). Plus a tune from MUCH BETTER (25:38), ARI at SF for NFL Week 1 (31:28), and the last Flyers Update of the season from The Captain (35:29)! *WARNING: This episode contains explicit content.* Check … Continue reading Episode 261: Riding Switch to Stay on Twitch
Sep 12, 2020
Episode 260: Be Firm with Your TV
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Pat remembers Chadwick Boseman (3:45), rambles on our TV no-fly list (8:17), and sets the record straight for Hank and Red (20:54). Plus MLB (25:10) and rasslin (30:04) notes, and a Flyers Update from The Captain (33:07)! Find more from G. Love and Special Sauce here! Connect with The Melting Pat: Submit questions and comments here! Support … Continue reading Episode 260: Be Firm with Your TV
Sep 05, 2020
Episode 259: Digging for Swimsuits and Sushi Trophies
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After a quick repair update, Pat rambles on cleaning finds (6:24), reads some fan mail (14:32), makes fun of dumb sports announcers (22:12), and gets a Flyers Update from The Captain (29:07). Then he welcomes The Wild & Free to the show for a chat (32:45) before playing their song, Out of Time (51:40)! *NOTE: … Continue reading Episode 259: Digging for Swimsuits and Sushi Trophies
Aug 29, 2020
Episode 258: Helping Jerry and Newman from Home
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Pat rambles on the Post Office (2:58), updates on recipe blogs and working from home (12:06), an exciting delivery from ZERO (16:57), a fun Twitch stream (21:38), and discount movie reviews (26:50). Plus the end of Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (31:17), a tune from the new Point North album (36:57), MLB notes (40:44), WWE and AEW … Continue reading Episode 258: Helping Jerry and Newman from Home
Aug 22, 2020
Episode 257: Keep Your Showgirls in Bubble WAP
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Josh makes his return to the show to talk Showgirls (4:03), COVID in Florida (6:08), a different Taco Bell Trot (10:01), fixing the Middle East (12:36), and the WAP masterpiece (16:29). Plus a question on long movies (21:26), MLB news and notes (45:13), NHL playoffs (1:04:34), a visit from The Captain (1:15:08), and more! *NOTE: … Continue reading Episode 257: Keep Your Showgirls in Bubble WAP
Aug 15, 2020
Episode 256: Wake Me Up to Trot Outside the Bubble
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Pat rambles on two garage problems (2:36), getting more exercise (8:33), Neon Abyss (11:15), crossing movies off the list (13:23), some MLB news (17:20), an NBA bubble update (21:20), a new XFL owner (23:40), and a Flyers Update from The Captain (25:43).  Then Pat talks to Paul McCoy from 12 Stones about going independent, being … Continue reading Episode 256: Wake Me Up to Trot Outside the Bubble
Aug 08, 2020
Episode 255: Some People Can’t Help Themselves
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Pat rambles on home repairs before getting to our Game Show Host Mount Rushmore (4:29), virtual staff meetings (15:36), and playing a tune from Lowborn (23:06). Plus the week that was in baseball (27:39) with updates on Joe Kelly (33:18), the Marlins/Phillies mess (38:13), and more – plus a surprise visit from The Captain after … Continue reading Episode 255: Some People Can’t Help Themselves
Aug 01, 2020
Episode 254: Make Space for the Kraken
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Pat rambles on flipping the studio (2:28), Mom’s visit (6:48), enjoying Twitch (8:28), and bringing back MySpace (15:32). Plus new music from The Ones You Forgot (29:11), returning sports (34:15), and more! Follow The Ones You Forgot on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram! Find more from G. Love and Special Sauce here! Connect with The Melting Pat: Submit questions and comments here! Support … Continue reading Episode 254: Make Space for the Kraken
Jul 25, 2020
Episode 253: Discord Treats Tedward Like Sheetz
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Pat welcomes Derek and Thad from Headspace (5:33) to talk lineup changes, writing in quarantine, King of the Hill, and more before playing their latest song (51:04)! Follow Headspace on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram! Find more from G. Love and Special Sauce here! Connect with The Melting Pat: Submit questions and comments here! Support the show by donating here – help us sound better! … Continue reading Episode 253: Discord Treats Tedward Like Sheetz
Jul 18, 2020
Episode 252: Don’t Drop Me in Lava
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Pat rambles on being a hypocrite (4:08), your bad delivery tales (7:01), getting the wrong food (14:12), and teams changing names (20:02). Plus Floor is Lava (25:54), new music from The Band of Heathens (29:06), a fun fact about movie props (33:21), and some music news to wrap the show (34:48)! Follow The Band of Heathens on … Continue reading Episode 252: Don’t Drop Me in Lava
Jul 11, 2020
Episode 251: They Serve Among Us
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Pat remembers Fez (2:37) before rambling on secret apartments (13:30), restaurant ads (21:51), The Douchebag (29:30), and more before sending you home with a war story. Find more from G. Love and Special Sauce here! Connect with The Melting Pat: Submit questions and comments here! Crap open a cold one! Podcast Show notes
Jul 04, 2020
The Melting Pat Episode 250: You Knead a Mask for the Movies
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Pat rambles on modern convenience (3:23), favorite breads (9:37), and games he’s playing (18:50). Plus Walking Tall sequels (25:13), the AMC reopening plan (29:20), and a song from Point North (38:14)! Check out Point North on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram! Find more from G. Love and Special Sauce here! Connect with The Melting Pat: Submit questions and comments here! Crap … Continue reading The Melting Pat Episode 250: You Knead a Mask for the Movies
Jun 27, 2020
Episode 249: Don’t Knock Me Down for the Summer
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Pat opens with a tribute (2:55) before rambling on Long Gone Summer (10:41), and PlayStation 5 (32:30). Plus more problems with MLB (38:19), the latest song from Kestrels (46:39), and more! Follow Kestrels on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, YouTube, and Spotify! Find more from G. Love and Special Sauce here! Connect with The Melting Pat: Submit questions and comments here! … Continue reading Episode 249: Don’t Knock Me Down for the Summer
Jun 20, 2020
Episode 248: Rage Against Your Fake Commander
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Pat rambles on NASCAR (3:40), favorite fictional presidents (8:10), Degrassi games (12:33), a new Elmer Fudd (14:46), Rage Against the Machine (17:05), and the greatest tagline ever (20:15). Find more from G. Love and Special Sauce here! Connect with The Melting Pat: Submit questions and comments here! Support the show by donating here – help us sound better! Crap … Continue reading Episode 248: Rage Against Your Fake Commander
Jun 13, 2020
Episode 247: Don’t Hang Up on Kirk
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Pat rambles on corrected tweets (2:26), the news (9:12), a new Uber service (22:38), and plans to bring back sports (26:26), before a chat with Double Identity (34:31) and their new single (1:20:21)! Check out Double Identity on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, YouTube, and Spotify! Find more from G. Love and Special Sauce here! Connect with The Melting Pat: Submit questions and … Continue reading Episode 247: Don’t Hang Up on Kirk
Jun 06, 2020
Episode 246: TV Tricks with NASA and Charles
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Pat rambles on our TV tropes (2:45), a parallel universe (11:14), trickery at Chuck E. Cheese (13:58), advice for TV writers (16:15), and plays a tune from shallow pools (20:14)! Check out shallow pools on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram! Find more from G. Love and Special Sauce here! Connect with The Melting Pat: Submit questions and comments here! Support the show by donating here – help … Continue reading Episode 246: TV Tricks with NASA and Charles
May 30, 2020
Episode 245: Grab Your Phone and Write the Story We Told
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Pat rambles on home life (2:26), potential celebrity memoirs (4:37), a problem with TV characters (11:34), and restarting sports (15:54) before a chat with Josh from A Story Told (20:32) and their latest single (43:50)! Follow A Story Told on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram! Find more from G. Love and Special Sauce here! Connect with The Melting Pat: Submit questions and … Continue reading Episode 245: Grab Your Phone and Write the Story We Told
May 23, 2020
Episode 244: Google My Terms of Service
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Pat rambles on Google Duo calls (3:47), trouble with YouTube (7:35), and Apple Support saving the day (15:04). Plus what’s on TV (20:09), games he’s playing (26:36), and Jerry Stiller (31:44). Find more from G. Love and Special Sauce here! Connect with The Melting Pat: Submit questions and comments here! Support the show by donating here – help us … Continue reading Episode 244: Google My Terms of Service
May 16, 2020
Episode 243: Here’s to You Not Spoiling The Last Dance
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Pat welcomes Greg Almeida for a lovely chat about being in nature, horror video games, empty complaining, and more (5:51) before playing a tune from Here’s to You (59:34). Then Danny Schmitz returns for some basketball fun as they recap the next two episodes of The Last Dance (1:04:44)! *WARNING: This episode contains explicit content.* … Continue reading Episode 243: Here’s to You Not Spoiling The Last Dance
May 09, 2020
Episode 242: Beware the Dennis Dance
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Pat shares what’s on around the network before rambling on the Lord’s Work (6:27), going old school (8:14), and the state of the world (11:33). Plus rental fun (14:06), trouble at AMC (17:46), and Danny Schmitz returns for the next two episodes of The Last Dance (24:56)! *WARNING: This episode contains explicit content.* Find more … Continue reading Episode 242: Beware the Dennis Dance
May 02, 2020
Episode 241: Let’s Dance While We Wait
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Pat rambles on post-lockdown plans (5:40), plays the latest tune from Midfield (19:34), and welcomes Danny Schmitz back to talk about the first two episodes of The Last Dance (24:42)! Check out Midfield on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram! Find more from G. Love and Special Sauce here! Connect with The Melting Pat: Submit questions and comments here Support the show … Continue reading Episode 241: Let’s Dance While We Wait
Apr 25, 2020
Episode 240: It’s MUCH BETTER If You Stay Home
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Pat rambles on reopening America (2:41), travel issues (4:31), and Rent-a-Center (8:25). Plus sharing senior pictures (13:52), the return of Charlie Saxton (20:12), and new music from MUCH BETTER (51:05)! *WARNING: This episode contains explicit content.* Check out MUCH BETTER on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, and Spotify! Find more from G. Love and Special Sauce here! Connect … Continue reading Episode 240: It’s MUCH BETTER If You Stay Home
Apr 18, 2020
Episode 239: Back for Another Display
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Pat rambles on new gear (4:21), going back to work (6:22), and two-day WrestleMania (14:48). Plus unpopular opinions (25:21), potential plans for baseball (42:09), the latest tune from Skarlett Riot (46:31), and more! Check out Skarlett Riot on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, Spotify, and YouTube! Find more from G. Love and Special Sauce here! Connect with The … Continue reading Episode 239: Back for Another Display
Apr 11, 2020
Episode 238: Wild Times on Sesame Street
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Pat shares a quick life update before Matt Shaw returns to preview the most unique WrestleMania of all time (6:27)! Find more from G. Love and Special Sauce here! Connect with The Melting Pat: Submit questions and comments here! Support the show by donating here – help us sound better! Crap open a cold one! Podcast Show notes
Apr 04, 2020