Anna Faris Is Unqualified

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Ricky G.
 Nov 7, 2018
So Funny.


 Nov 4, 2018

Alex
 Oct 11, 2018
You feel like it is you yourself sitting round the table sipping a cup of coffee (or more likely a glass of merlot) chatting the night away. However unqualified the contributors, there is, more often than not, some real gems of advice.


 Oct 5, 2018

Description

Not-so-great-relationship advice from completely unqualified Hollywood types. I am not a relationship expert. In fact, when it comes to giving relationship advice, I have zero qualifications. What I do have is a few (okay, 40-ish) years of life experience and a genuine interest in hearing your relationship stories. And with the help of my incredibly insightful celebrity guests, I’m on a mission to help you solve your relationship woes and improve your love life. With a few dating games, a little role-playing, and some not-so-great relationship advice, we’re creating a community where those of us who have no idea what the f*ck we’re doing can find comfort, support, and lots of laughter. Dear listeners, I love all of you so very much and want to hear from each of you; please e-mail me at questions@unqualified.com with your pressing relationship questions. For more details visit my contact page: http://www.unqualified.com/contact/

Episode Date
ep 152: Jake Johnson
01:05:02

We’re headed back to school this week on Unqualified as Professors Anna and Sim hang out with their students at USC and chat with the hilarious actor, Jake Johnson (New Girl, Safety Not Guaranteed, Tag), about topics like…

  • Podcasting
  • Acting and Embarrassing Auditions
  • Tampon Commercials
  • Bad Press and Clickbait
  • Female Corrections Officers

In lieu of callers this week, Anna, Sim, and Jake are talking to USC students and helping them with their relationship problems…

  • Ashley is a USC junior dealing with a hook-up that moved way too quickly then fizzled out suddenly; she’s seeking advice on how to proceed with this hook-up to avoid awkward encounters in the future.
  • Elise is a USC senior from New Jersey who will be graduating soon and is confused as to what her next move should be and how to prioritize her career with her relationships.

Go check out Jake’s new film, Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse.

 

Don’t miss this week’s awesome deals from Unqualified’s amazing sponsors!

  • VITAL FARMS: Anna believes that if she pooped eggs, they’d be delicious. And she might be right, but there’s no way that Anna’s eggs would be as delicious as Vital Farms eggs! No bullshit about it, Vital Farms pasture-raised eggs are simply the best eggs out there! Head to vitalfarms.com/unqualified to get your COOP-on and taste what it means to be bullshit-free!
  • 23ANDME: This holiday season, don’t re-gift old DVD’s like Anna did to Sim – instead, give the gift of 23andMe! Now through Dec. 25th get 30% off any 23andMe kit. Go to 23andme.com/unqualified to grab this great deal today!
  • GLAM SQUAD: Whether you have a big night out or you just want to pamper yourself – Glam Squad will help you look your very best! Glam Squad sends professional beauty experts right to your home to provide you with hair, nail, or makeup services! Go to glamsquad.com and use code UNQUALIFIED for $20 off your first service!
  • NORTHWESTERN MUTUAL: Dear listeners, if we asked you to Tweet about your #LifeGoals, you might include things like #DreamJob, #Travel, and #BestLife, right? Well, with #ProTips from Northwestern Mutual and advisors that can design a personalized financial plan for you, those #LifeGoals will be #Achieved in no time! Let Northwestern Mutual help you get where you want to be today and take you everywhere you want to go tomorrow by visiting northwesternmutual.com/unqualified.

 

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Anna Faris: @annakfaris

Sim Sarna: @simsarna

Unqualified: @unqualified

Dec 11, 2018
Bonus! Kumail Nanjiani on “Inside of You” w/ Michael Rosenbaum
36:45

Check out an all new episode of Unqualified family podcast "Inside of You" where Michael chats with Silicon Valley's Kumail Nanjiani!


Kumail joins Michael to talk about the differences between living in New York vs LA, coming to America from Pakistan, being bullied as a teenager, and finally realizing that he was funny when he went to college.


To listen to the full episode as well as amazing interviews with past guests (Kristen Bell, Topher Grace, Colin Hanks, Seth Green, Rob McElhenney) subscribe to Inside of You with Michael Rosenbaum on iTunes today.

Dec 08, 2018
ep 151: Sophia Bush
01:29:39

It’s all about strong female vibes this week as Anna and Sim welcome the beautiful, brilliant Sophia Bush (One Tree Hill, Chicago PD) to chat about...

  • College fashion and the Greek scene
  • Self-confidence and self-acceptance
  • Acting, stunt-work, and kissing on-screen
  • Dating Deal-Breakers and some ski-trip improv

On the phones this week...

  • Courtney, 27, is calling from Seattle where she has a job and a boyfriend that she loves – but after finding out about her boyfriend out of state job offer, she needs help deciding what to put first – her career or her relationship.

 

Don’t miss this week’s awesome deals from Unqualified’s amazing sponsors!

  • QUIP: If you’re looking for the perfect stocking stuffer this season – look no further! With over 5,000 verified 5-star reviews, a Quip electronic toothbrush looks like a big-ticket tech gift but with a stocking stuffer price! Head to getquip.com/unqualified to get started and get your first refill pack for free!
  • BLUE APRON: Whether you like to cook your Blue Apron meals fully clothed or wearing nothing more than a blue apron, the result is always a delicious, home-cooked meal prepared in about 20 minutes! Visit blueapron.com/unqualified, to get your first three meals free! Blue Apron – a better way to cook!
  • RITUAL: With Ritual’s fresh, minty taste and incredible health and beauty benefits, you will truly look forward to taking your vitamins every day! Whether you’re living life or creating it, add some good-looking science into your daily routine! Visit ritual.com/unqualified to start your ritual today!
  • SLEEP NUMBER: Whether you plan to breastfeed in it like Sim’s wife, Amy, or you just want to sleep like a baby, Sleep Number has a bed to support you and your lifestyle. As the official sleep and wellness partner of the NFL, Sleep Number beds start at $999. Visit sleepnumber.com/unqualified to find the store nearest you and get into a Sleep Number bed today!

 

Follow us!

Anna Faris: @annakfaris

Sim Sarna: @simsarna

Unqualified: @unqualified

Sophia Bush: @SophiaBush

Dec 04, 2018
Ep 150: Bill Hader
01:15:48

BILL HADER (SNL, Barry, The Skeleton Twins) laughs so hard on this week’s episode that his glasses actually fog up as he chats with Anna and Sim about…

…Saturday Night Live…Jerking Off…Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs…Genre, Anxiety, and Comic Con…Red Carpet Improv…

ON THE PHONES THIS WEEK:

…For the first time ever, the Unqualified team calls back a previous caller, Nicholas from Arizona, to dive a bit deeper into his situation involving a female classmate that him and his friend are both crushing on.

…Kaycie, 23, is calling from Oklahoma seeking advice about a douchey co-worker who won’t leave her alone.

Congratulations to Bill Hader on his Emmy win for HBO’s Barry!!

 

Check out the deals from our amazing sponsors, including an awesome new sponsor!!

VITAL FARMS: No bullshit about it, Vital Farms eggs are the best – the best quality, the best tasting, simply the best pasture-raised eggs out there! Head to vitalfarms.com/unqualified to get your COOP-on (or coupon) and taste what it means to be bullshit-free!

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Follow us!

Anna Faris: @annakfaris

Sim Sarna: @simsarna

Unqualified: @unqualified

Nov 27, 2018
ep 149: Jay Pharoah
01:07:13

It’s non-stop laughs this week on Unqualified as hilarious comedian, Jay Pharoah (Saturday Night Live) joins Anna and Sim to explore…

  • Working retail and funky feet
  • Porn preferences and thigh-high stockings
  • Year-round Christmas decorations
  • Peeing sitting down and genitalia
  • Beverly Hills Cop improv with Karen Sarducci

On the phones this week…

  • Francisca, 27, is calling from Switzerland seeking advice on whether she should make a big, life-changing move in order to follow her dreams.
  • Allison, 29, calling from Ohio, is struggling to find a balance between her role as a Mom and her role as a wife and seeking advice on how to rekindle her sex life.

Check out Jay Pharoah’s new series Champagne Ill, exclusively on YouTube Premiere!

 

Don’t miss this week’s awesome deals from Unqualified’s amazing sponsors!

 

 

 

 

 

  • 23ANDME: Sim recently discovered his long-lost family members using 23andMe – and you can too! Simply spit into the tube provided in the 23andMe kit to learn all about your DNA and ancestry! Now through Thanksgiving, 23andMe is offering their DNA and ancestry kits for only $49 when you buy two or more kits! Visit 23andme.com/unqualified to get this great deal today!

 

 

  • BLUE APRON: Whether you want to catch up on bad TV or you’re just really hungry and a quick home-cooked meal, Blue Apron is the perfect solution with delicious recipes that you can whip up in 20 minutes! Visit blueapron.com/unqualified, to get your first three meals free! Blue Apron – a better way to cook!

 

 

Follow us!

Anna Faris: @annakfaris

Sim Sarna: @simsarna

Unqualified: @unqualified

Jay Pharoah: @JayPharoah

Nov 20, 2018
ep 148: Emily Ratajkowski
01:16:56

What do…

  • Marriage and Divorce
  • Euphoric Dementia
  • Faberge Eggs
  • and Losing Your Virginity

…all have in common?

They are just a few of the topics that Anna, Sim, and Unqualified’s stunning guest, Emily Ratajkowski, get into on this week’s hilarious episode!

Callers this week include…

  • Marie who is struggling with the slow progression and non-existent future timeline of her 6-year relationship with her boyfriend.
  • Beth who is struggling to come to terms with the distant relationship that she has always had with her Mom.

Be sure to see Emily’s new movie with Aaron Paul, Welcome Home, in theaters November 16!

 

Check out the incredible offers this week from our amazing sponsors!!

HONEY: You can AUTOMATICALLY save money while you shop online without ever having to leave your home or clip a single coupon with Honey’s browser extension! Get Honey for free at joinhoney.com/unqualified.

RITUAL: Do you want smoother skin, stronger nails, shinier hair, and better overall health? Of course, we all do – and with Ritual Vitamins, designed with top ingredients and specifically formulated for women, we CAN have it all! Visit ritual.com/unqualified to improve your health and wellness and start your ritual today!

THIRDLOVE: Sim loves a well-placed breast that’s well-fitted in a ThirdLove bra – but really, who cares? Because ThirdLove is for women and women’s comfort, not men! With 70 sizes, including half-sizes, ThirdLove has a perfect-fitting bra for everyone! Go to thirdlove.com/unqualified to use their online fit-finder and get 15% off your first purchase!

 

Follow us!

Anna Faris: @annakfaris

Sim Sarna: @simsarna

Unqualified: @unqualified

Emily Ratajkowski: @emrata

Nov 13, 2018
ep 147: Maura Tierney
01:01:06

This week on Unqualified, Anna and Sim welcome the incredibly talented, Golden Globe winning actress, Maura Tierney (NewsRadio, ER, The Affair)!

Maura brings her acting chops and intellect to the table as her and Anna engage in some stimulating conversation about…

  • The ins-and-outs of being an actor
  • Whorehouses, stud farms, and Heidi Fleiss   
  • Maura’s volunteer experience in Greece   

Next, the ladies jump into an Unqualified game where Maura weighs-in on dating professions like…

  • A brew-master
  • A psychotherapist with a stand-up comedy side-gig
  • A professional poker player
  • A truck driver with a pension for exercising at rest stops
  • A restaurant manager

On the phones this week…

  • Amanda, 30, from Chicago needs some advice on how to cope with being left out of a trip to Iceland that her husband is taking with his siblings and their spouses while Amanda is stuck at home with the kids.

 

  • Michelle, 31, from San Francisco has an Instagram dating dilemma involving a high school guy that she has reconnected with and is interested in, but she isn’t sure how long to wait for him to ask her out before moving on.

 

 

Everyone’s favorite ‘Mom’, Allison Janney, is back for this week’s ad-reads with Anna and Sim – be sure to check out the awesome sponsor deals below!!

 

  • BLUE APRON: Anna and Sim come up with a sexy new ad-campaign for Blue Apron involving Allison Janney, a blue apron, and nothing else. If that isn’t enough to get you excited about using Blue Apron, then maybe getting your first three meals free by using Anna’s special link, blueapron.com/unqualified, will inspire you to start cooking with Blue Apron – it’s a better way to cook!

 

  • 23andMe: Anna wows Sim and Allison with her scientific smarts as she explains why ‘23’ is part of the company name, 23andMe, before all three of them break out into a spontaneous jingle where Sim really showcases his creative singing skills – you don’t want to miss this ad-read! You also won’t want to miss the awesome deal that 23andMe is offering now through Thanksgiving – their DNA and ancestry kits are only $49 when you buy two or more kits! Visit 23andme.com/unqualified to get this great deal today!
  • SLEEP NUMBER: Anna doesn’t give a sh*t about Sim’s sleep number – but he shares it anyways. It’s a 65-70, by the way. He also shares that Sleep Number has helped him and Amy argue less because they can each enjoy individual comfort with Sleep Number’s personalized settings and cooling features! He even convinces Allison Janney to get a Sleep Number! Take advantage of the Veteran’s Day Sale and save $400 on a Queen Sleep Number 360c4 Smart Bed, now only $1299! Visit sleepnumber.com/podcast to find the Sleep Number store nearest you!

 

Follow us!

Anna Faris: @annakfaris

Sim Sarna: @simsarna

Unqualified: @unqualified

Nov 06, 2018
Ep 146: Bobby Lee
01:31:27

WARNING: The following episode will cause extreme, gut-busting laughter - listen at your own risk!

This week, Anna and Sim welcome a guest that will have you rolling on the floor laughing until your sides hurt – get ready for non-stop fun with the hysterical actor and comedian, Bobby Lee (MADtv, Pineapple Express, The Dictator, Splitting Up Together).

Anna and Bobby get down and dirty as they hilariously discuss…

  • Masturbating with food and porn preferences
  • some morning TV and radio talk show improv
  • inviting fans up to their hotel room
  • a fantastical forest ranger fantasy

On Deal Breakers, Bobby shares his thoughts on women who…

  • Suck his toes while watching TV
  • Order extra food right before he pays the dinner bill
  • Heckle him during his on-stage performances

Calling in for advice this week…

  • Nicholas, 23, from Arizona, needs some guidance on whether he should make a move on a girl that him AND his best friend have both been crushing on.
  • Rachel, 24, from Minneapolis, isn’t sure how to handle her friend and roommate whose partying is getting a bit out of control.

Catch Bobby Lee on Splitting Up Together airing Tuesdays on ABC and his podcast, Tigerbelly!

Check out this week’s amazing deals from our sponsors and the always entertaining ad-reads!

  • VITAL FARMS: Anna shares some egg-cellent tips that she’s learned from her Mom about how to pick and recognize a really good egg. But with Vital Farms, you never have to worry about the quality of your eggs because Vital Farms eggs meet all of the criteria that Anna’s Mom says make for a high-quality egg – plus, they’re totally bullshit-free! Head to vitalfarms.com/unqualified for your COOP-on (or coupon)!

 

  • QUIP: Anna admits that she may not be the best with hygiene, but she never misses an opportunity to brush her teeth with the Quip toothbrush because it’s simply the best in the world! Backed by over 20,000 dental professionals, Quip makes dental hygiene a breeze with a built-in timer and automatic brush head delivery! Head to getquip.com/unqualified to get your first refill pack for free!

 

  • RITUAL: In addition to less than perfect hygiene, Anna may not be known for having a diligent health regime – but the one thing that she is diligent about is taking her vitamins. Ritual makes taking your daily vitamins easy and delicious with their minty fresh taste and highly effective absorption. Whether you’re living life or creating it, why not add some good-looking science into your daily routine with Ritualvitamins. Visit ritual.com/unqualified to start your ritual today!

Follow us!

Anna Faris: @annakfaris

Sim Sarna: @simsarna

Unqualified: @unqualified

Bobby Lee: @bobbyleelive

Oct 30, 2018
ep 145: Mark Duplass
01:29:41

Anna and Sim get up close and personal this week with an incredibly brilliant director, producer, actor, musician, screenwriter, and author – it’s Mark Duplass (The League, Room 104, Black Rock, Your Sister’s Sister)!

Anna and Mark take their friendship from ‘mild’ to ‘spicy’ as they explore a wide range of topics like…

  • threesomes with Helen Mirren
  • their fantasy way of dying
  • diphallia, bunk-bed coffins, & Mark’s fears
  • Anna’s experience on Mom & Mark’s creative projects

Next, Mark weighs-in on dating women in various professions such as…

  • an anal bleacher
  • a foot fetish model
  • a truck driver

On the phones this week…

  • Jenna in Montana just landed her dream job but after only ten days on the job, she finds herself stuck in the middle of a love triangle and needs help figuring out what her next move should be!
  • Nina in New Jersey has been talking to a guy on Tinder for ten months and has plans to eventually meet him in person but after a serious conversation the two recently had, Nina hasn’t heard from him in a week and is worried about what he might be hiding and what she should do next!

Be sure to check out Season 2 of Mark’s HBO show, Room 104, and his new movie coming out November 1, Unlovable!

Don’t miss Anna and Sim’s always entertaining ad-reads and the amazing deals from our sponsors!

  • 23ANDME: Sim has a lot of love for 23andMe and all that it offers, even if it can’t literally offer anyone financial wealth. However, 23andMe can give you a wealth of information about your personal health and ancestry like your health risks, sleep quality, food intolerances, and whether or not you have a murderer in your family lineage! Visit 23andMe.com/unqualified to get your health and ancestry service kit today!
  • HONEY: If you’re like Anna and ONLY do your shopping online, then you NEED Honey. When you add Honey’s FREE shopping tool to your browser, it effortlessly saves you money by searching for the best promo codes and automatically getting you the best deals when shopping online at sites like Amazon, eBay, J.Crew, Wal-Mart, Expedia, Sephora, and more! With ten million users, you know that Honey is the real deal! Add Honey to your browser and start saving money today by going to joinhoney.com/unqualified.
  • FABFITFUN: If Anna could only use three words to describe Sim, they would be fab, fit, and fun – and while the FabFitFun boxes are generally geared towards women, if you want to become even more fab, fit, and fun like Sim, sign up for FabFitFun today and order your Fall Editor’s Box before it sells out! Visit fabfitfun.com and use the code UNQUALIFIED to get $10 off your first box – that’s over $200 of products for only $39.99!

Follow us!

Anna Faris: @annakfaris

Sim Sarna: @simsarna

Unqualified: @unqualified

Mark Duplass: @MarkDuplass

Oct 23, 2018
ep 144: Skyler Samuels
01:26:02

This week, Anna and Sim welcome a very talented actress who also happens to be a DIE-HARD fan of Unqualified – it’s the beautiful Skyler Samuels (The Gates, Scream Queens, The Gifted)!

On Deal Breakers, Anna, Sim, and Skyler explore…

  • sperm donation
  • medical marijuana
  • handwashing
  • exotic male dancers
  • John Mayer
  • pregnant-women porn…which leads to a very stimulating convo on the role of porn in relationships!

Next, Anna and Skyler jump into some hilarious role-playing with ‘Kayla’, who’s auditioning for a guest spot on Skyler’s show, The Gifted.

On the phones this week…

  • Sarah in Chicago is loving her 2-year relationship with her boyfriend but not loving their living situation which includes her boyfriend’s mother. The team offers Sarah advice on what her next steps should be to fix this living situation.

Don’t miss this week’s awesome deals from Unqualified’s amazing sponsors!

Check out the non-profit that Skyler talks about on this episode at: www.represent.com/thegifted

  • POSTMATES: Anna and Sim are super excited that Postmates is back as a sponsor, probably because they both use it so much! No matter what you need - food, diapers, tee shirts – Postmates delivers it with the push of a button! Dear listeners, Postmates is giving you $100 of free delivery credit for your first seven days! Download the app and use the code UNQUALIFIED to get this awesome offer today!
  • BLUE APRON: For those times when you don’t feel like ordering food, Blue Apron is the perfect dinner solution! After a long, hard day at work, no one wants to worry about recipes or grocery shopping – and with Blue Apron, you don’t have to! All the ingredients are portioned out and ready for you to prepare a delicious meal in under 30-minutes! Visit Blueapron.com/unqualified to get your first three meals for free!
  • RITUAL: Anna plays teacher this week and explains that most vitamins use Folic acid, which many women cannot process, but Ritual uses folate instead because ALL women can process it – which is exactly what Ritual is all about, creating vitamins made just for women. Plus, Ritual vitamins taste minty-fresh and are easy to swallow! With Ritual, for $30/month, you can easily get all 9 essential vitamins and minerals every single day. Visit ritual.com/unqualified today!
  • THIRDLOVE: Anna successfully embarrasses Sim during this week’s ThirdLove ad-read by talking about his love of breasts, specifically big breasts! But it doesn’t matter whether your breasts are big, small, or somewhere in between - ThirdLove has the perfect fitting bra for you! Skip the trip and find your perfect fit by visiting ThirdLove.com/unqualified and get 15% your first order.

Follow us!

Anna Faris: @annakfaris

Sim Sarna: @simsarna

Unqualified: @unqualified

Skyler Samuels: @SkylerSamuels

Oct 16, 2018
ep 143: Yvette Nicole Brown
01:09:01

This week on Unqualified, Anna and Sim welcome the incredibly relatable, very charming, and brilliantly funny actress and comedian, Yvette Nicole Brown (Community, Talking Dead, Mom)!

Anna and Yvette dissect the dating world as they cover balancing a career and relationship, break-ups, celebrity dating apps, and what Yvette is looking for in a man.

On “Deal Breakers”, Yvette weighs in on male waxing habits, a peculiar career move, and cringey pet names before engaging in some hysterical role-playing with Beyoncé’s slimy (hypothetical) assistant, Kayla, on “What’s Your Next Move?”

On the phones, Olivia, who’s happily married in Everett, WA, is wondering if feelings of ‘what could have been’ with her ex are normal. Next, Michelle, 24, from Los Angeles is seeking advice on setting boundaries with a plutonic male friend that she suspects is in love with her.

Check out Yvette Nicole Brown on Mom this season! And, congrats to Sim and Amy on the birth of their son, Evan Douglas Sarna!

 

Don’t miss this week’s awesome deals from Unqualified’s amazing sponsors!

Based on his results from EverlyWell, Sim should avoid eating peanuts…or penis, according to Anna. If you’re interested in knowing more about what foods you should avoid, your sleep, thyroid, fertility, or even getting tested for STD’s, EverlyWell empowers you to better understand your body without the hassle of having to find a specialist. Visit everlywell.com and use code ANNA at checkout for 15% off your entire order!

Want to work with Anna and Sim on Unqualified? Looking for a way to appear more successful to others? ZipRecruiter can help! Whether you’re looking for the perfect job opportunity or you want to hire a bunch of employees so that you seem more successful – ZipRecruiter is the answer! For the smartest way to hire, visit ziprecruiter.com/unqualified and try it out for FREE!

Ever wondered if you might be related to a celebrity? Or, if you’re anything like Anna, maybe you’re wondering if you have any killers in your family lineage? Either way, 23andMe can help you learn more about yourself and your ancestry! 23andMe is the at-home DNA and ancestry test that reveals tons of information about your genetic health risks, traits, wellness, and ancestry! Visit 23andMe.com/unqualified to get your health and ancestry service kit today!

We learn that Anna hasn’t been to the dentist in over two years – and, thanks to Sim’s weird question, that her teeth don’t even hurt! While Quip can’t totally replace your dentist, it can help to improve and maintain your oral health! With a built-in timer to remind you to switch sides while brushing and automatic brush head delivery every 3 months, Quip is easy and convenient! Visit getquip.com/unqualified to get started with Quip for only $25 and receive your first refill pack free!

 

Follow us!

Anna Faris: @annakfaris

Sim Sarna: @simsarna

Unqualified: @unqualified

Yvette Nicole Brown: @YNB

Oct 09, 2018
ep 142: Kevin Smith
01:28:05

This week’s episode of Unqualified offers equal parts laughter and life lessons as Anna and Sim welcome podcasting-aficionado, talented filmmaker, actor, comedian, comic book writer, and author - the legendary Kevin Smith (aka Silent Bob)!

You’ll quickly learn that there’s nothing silent about Silent Bob as he opens up about everything from the Fleshlight to his near-death experience to his most important life lessons.

The episode kicks off with Kevin’s personal account of his recent massive heart attack – which he delivers with the hysterical wit and humor that only a comedic genius such as himself could do. You don’t want to miss this incredibly inspiring, and strangely funny, story.

After Kevin gets over the initial shock of learning that Unqualified is an advice podcast, the team talks to Katherine, 25, from Nashville who is unsure how to handle an inappropriate situation with her husband’s best friend. Next up, Ali, a songwriter from New York, is seeking advice for how to cope with feelings of envy and guilt surrounding her slightly more successful songwriter boyfriend.

 

Don’t miss this week’s awesome deals from Unqualified’s amazing sponsors!

For all the women out there trying to be the perfect Mom, the perfect wife, and be 100% perfect at work, NBC’s new show, I Feel Bad, was made for you! Airing on TV’s biggest night of comedy (alongside Superstore, Will and Grace, and The Good Place), the hilariously relatable I Feel Bad, executive produced by Amy Pohler, explores the struggles of a woman trying to have it all! Check out I Feel Bad, October 4 on NBC.

Unqualified is a fully bullshit-free podcast, which is why Vital Farms is the perfect bullshit-free sponsor. Vital Farms says that cage-free hens are bullshit – for incredible eggs, you need pasture-raised hens! And with Vital Farms, that’s exactly what you get - each hen enjoys 108-square feet of sunny space allowing them to produce some seriously scrumptious eggs. Taste what it means to be bullshit-free and visit vitalfarms.com/unqualified to get your coupon (or COOP-on) for delicious, pasture-raised eggs.

Dear Listeners, did you know that Amy and Sim are having a Blue Apron Baby?! This proves that Blue Apron not only helps you easily create delicious, homemade meals, but it also helps you get laid! Whether you’re looking to try some exciting, new recipes or looking to step it up in the romance department, Blue Apron’s weekly meal-delivery kit is the perfect solution. Visit blueapron.com/unqualified and get your first three meals free!

Wouldn’t it be nice if you could adjust your mattress to match your mood? With Sleep Number, you can! Feeling frisky? Try a firmer setting. Feeling tired? Perhaps a softer setting is needed. Whatever your preferred sleep setting, Sleep Number can help you improve your daily performance through quality sleep. Visit sleepnumber.com/podcast to find one of 550 nationwide locations near you and visit a Sleep Number store to save $100 on the Queen 360 c2 Smart Bed during the Fall Sale!

Sim proves that he’s the ultimate master of tongue-twisters when Anna challenges him on this week’s FabFitFun ad-read. And while there are few things more fun than Anna challenging Sim, opening a box filled with amazing, full-sized beauty products is definitely one of them. With FabFitFun, you get tons of full-sized fashion, beauty, wellness, and home products delivered right to your door! Visit fabfitfun.com and use code UNQUALIFIED for $10/off your Fall Editor’s Box.

 

Follow us!

Anna Faris: @annakfaris

Sim Sarna: @simsarna

Unqualified: @unqualified

Kevin Smith: @ThatKevinSmith

Oct 02, 2018
ep 141: Constance Zimmer
01:08:40

This week’s episode of Unqualified feels like a good ol’ fashioned girl’s night as Anna and Sim welcome the incredibly smart, sexy, talented actress, Constance Zimmer (UNReal, Entourage, House of Cards)!

The conversation and laughter flow freely as these two long-time friends chat about what it’s like to be a blonde versus a brunette, Constance’s guest appearance on Mom, and the juicy details from a very memorable, very star-studded group vacation where the two first met.

“Dating Deal Breakers” gets down and dirty this week as the ladies explore guys who drink cosmos, Kegels, and some racy sexual activities.

And, for the first time in over two years, Anna reintroduces the hilarious game segment, “Bring Something Weird”. Trust us, you do not want to miss the ‘weird’ item that Constance brings with her from home!

On the phones this week, the Unqualified team first talks to Holly, 30, from Portland, who is struggling with setting boundaries for her long-distance relationship with her ex-boyfriend.  Next up is Amy, 29, from Northern California, who has been hiding something from her parents and isn’t sure how to come clean.

Be sure to check out Constance Zimmer on the final season of House of Cards coming November 2.

 

Allison Janney joins Anna and Sim for this week’s hilarious ad-reads and awesome sponsor deals!

You do not want to miss the hilariously EPIC way that Anna manages to confuse Sim during this week’s ad-read for the new TV show, I Feel Bad. Executive produced by every woman’s imaginary BFF, Amy Pohler, I Feel Bad is about a woman who is desperately trying to be the perfect Mom, the perfect wife, and be 100% perfect at work – something we can all relate to! Check out I Feel Bad premiering October 4 on NBC.

Allison Janney was so excited to learn about these ultimate no show socks from Gekks that she actually signed up during the ad-read this week! Gekks use antimicrobial yarns and attach to the inside of your shoes, meaning you never have to deal with stinky feet or slippage! Visit mygekks.com and use code ANNA to get 20% off your first order!

Sim hilariously stumbles through the female-focused ad-read for Ritual, a monthly delivery service of sugar-free, non-GMO, allergen-free vitamins made just for women. But there’s nothing funny about the fact that 95% of women don’t get the vitamins and minerals they need.  With Ritual, for $30/month, you can easily get all 9 essential vitamins and minerals every single day. Visit ritual.com/unqualified today!

While Sim’s favorite breast size is a 32C, ThirdLove knows that not every woman’s breasts fall into such a specific size category.  With a wide-variety of sizes and no awkward fitting room experiences, ThirdLove can help you find the perfect-fitting bra in 60 seconds or less. Skip the trip and find your perfect fit by visiting ThirdLove.com/unqualified and get 15% your first order.

 

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Sep 25, 2018
ep 140: Adam Rippon
01:13:01

Break out your skates and spandex and get ready to fall in love with this week’s talented and charming Unqualified guest…Adam Rippon, American figure skater and Olympian!

Anna wastes no time breaking the ice with Adam, kicking off the episode by asking, “Would you wipe Dame Judi Dench’s butt?” (Spoiler Alert: He would!)

Clearly, no topic is off-limits this week as Anna and Adam candidly converse about everything from Adam’s accomplished figure skating career to condoms and hooking up at the Olympic Village.

Being the Olympian that he is, Adam champions through the Unqualified game segments, starting with “Would You Swipe Right?”, where Adam weighs in on Cirque du Soleil contortionists, raw food caterers, and UFC Fighters. And on “Dating Deal Breakers”, Adam and Anna debate dating a copper metal enthusiast, an avid Grinder user, and a dildo model.

As they head to the phones, Anna, Adam, and Sim help Sarah, 29, from Northern California who is just getting back into the dating game and needs help dealing with a recent ghosting situation. Next up is Jake, 32, calling from Minnesota to get advice on how him and his husband can appropriately incorporate pornography into their relationship.

 

Don’t miss the very special guest joining Anna and Sim for this week’s ad-reads and be sure to check out the awesome deals from their sponsors!

We all know that ‘chef’ is high on Anna’s list of professions that you should never date – and thanks to Blue Apron, you’ll never have to date a chef just to enjoy delicious, professionally prepared meals!  Get your first 3 meals free from Blue Apron by visiting blueapron.com/unqualified and create your own chef-inspired meals without dating a chef!

While Cash App can’t literally give you free cash, it can do the next best thing by saving you tons of money on purchases and making it simple for friends to pay you back! Download Cash App today to get your free custom Cash Card and use the Boost program for instant discounts at places like Shake Shack, Chipotle, and Starbucks every time you swipe your card!

Hate leaving your home? Love online shopping and saving money? If so, then you and Anna have a lot in common! To start saving money like Anna, download Honey, a free internet browser add-on that automatically searches for and applies the best promo codes to your online shopping carts, instantly saving you money! To add Honey to your browser for free visit joinhoney.com/unqualified

Sim unintentionally innovates a new dental care product, the Truth-brush, on this week’s ad-read, and while it’s not a bad idea, the truth is, Quip toothbrushes are already an amazing innovation all on their own! Visit getquip.com/Unqualified to get started with Quip for just $25 (and get your first refill pack free)!

 

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Sep 18, 2018
ep 139: Judd Apatow
01:14:45

This week on Unqualified, Anna and Sim welcome the creative mind behind countless iconic films and TV series like Knocked Up, The 40-Year-Old Virgin, Pineapple Express, Freaks and Geeks, and so many more -it’s none other than the incredibly talented, Judd Apatow!

In honor of talking with such a comedic force and creative mind, Anna is abandoning the Unqualified game segments and using her witty interviewing skills to ask Judd the really hard-hitting questions on dating, family, his career, and more!

Judd’s natural storytelling ability shines as the two talk about everything from Judd’s childhood dreams to an ongoing debate with his wife, Leslie Mann, to numerous hilarious Seth Rogen encounters.

The episode wraps up as Anna, Sim, and Judd head to the phones to help their first caller, Matt, cope with his nervousness surrounding an upcoming social gathering involving his ex-girlfriend.  Next on the line is Kathleen, a comedian who’s unsure how to handle romantic feelings she’s developed for a male friend who’s already in a relationship.

Dear listeners, we have HUGE news – Unqualified has been nominated for a People’s Choice Award in the Pop Podcast category! Help make us a finalist by voting up to 25 times per day until September 14 by clicking HERE – we love you and appreciate your votes!!

And don’t forget to check out Judd’s new movie, Juliet, Naked, a dramatic comedy starring Ethan Hawke and Rose Byrne!

 

Don’t miss this week’s hilarious ad-reads and the huge deals from our sponsors!

“The Cash Card Boost program gets you $1 off each cup of coffee, if you drink like four cups a day, that’s like $4 times…” Okay, so, Sim proves that he might not be a mathematician on this week’s ad-read for the Cash App, but don’t worry - you don’t need crazy math skills to know that Cash App saves you money! Download Cash App today to get your free custom Cash Card and use the Boost program for instant discounts at places like Shake Shack, Chipotle, and Starbucks every time you swipe your card!

Anna calls FabFitFun, “A grab bag – but with awesome shit!” And who doesn’t love awesome shit!?  Sign up for FabFitFun and get tons of awesome shit like full-sized fashion, beauty, wellness, and home products!  To get $10 off your first box, visit fabfitfun.com ad use promo code UNQUALIFIED at checkout!

Ever wondered if you might be related to a celebrity? Or why you get the sniffles after eating cereal, like Anna does?  Tune in to this week’s ad-read for 23andMe to hear Anna and Sim share the shocking story of one 23andMe user’s experience along with all of the mind-blowing things that you can find out about your own health with 23andMe! Order your 23andMe Health and Ancestry Service Kit at 23andme.com/unqualified

Have you ever thought to yourself, I’d really like to look more like Sim?  (Haven’t we all??) Then don’t miss this week’s sexy ad-read for Suave to find out just how Sim keeps himself looking so suave and sexy! For hair you can believe, check out Suave at suave.com today!

 

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Sep 11, 2018
ep 138: Jerrod Carmichael
01:25:05

This week, Jerrod Carmichael (THE CARMICHAEL SHOW, NEIGHBORS) joins Anna and Sim to talk about being a creative introvert and his bias against a certain brand of bottled water. Then, they play a round of profession-centered deal breakers and call Jamie, who feels left out with her couple-friends, and Jordan, who is confident on stage but nervous when it comes to dating. 

 

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Sep 04, 2018
ep 137: Kat Dennings
01:35:45

The enchanting Kat Dennings is Unqualified’s guest this week. First, Kat and Anna talk about their education and reminisce about working together on “The House Bunny”. Then, they play a round of deal breakers, exchange dating anecdotes, and hit the phones to talk to Brittany, who is struggling to choose between two romantic interests, and Mary-Kate who wants to know when a friendship is inappropriate. 

 

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Aug 28, 2018
ep 136: David Spade
01:28:20

David Spade (FATHER OF THE YEAR, A POLAROID GUY IN A SNAPCHAT WORLD) joins Unqualified this week! First, David delves into his childhood and bonds with Sim over a party they both attended where David earned the title of “lady’s man” in Sim’s eyes. Next, David and Anna role-play a date and David coaches Anna about how to attract men. Next, they talk stand-up, and David talks about his crazy experiences working with Rob Schneider and they play a round of deal breakers. After, they call Brittany, who doesn’t know how to tell her romantic interest that he smells bad, and Megan, who is conflicted about reconnecting with a guy that ghosted her. Sit back, relax and prepare to laugh!

 

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Aug 21, 2018
Bonus! Dax Shepard on “Inside of You” w/ Michael Rosenbaum
40:43

Check out an all new episode of Unqualified family podcast "Inside of You" where Michael chats with his good buddy Dax Shepard!


Dax Shepard (CHiPs, Parenthood, Hit and Run, Idiocracy, Armchair Expert) opens up about his drug addiction, life threatening run-ins with gangs while living in a rough neighborhood, getting clean, his marriage to Kristen Bell, and parenthood.


To listen to the full episode as well as amazing interviews with past guests (Kristen Bell, Topher Grace, Colin Hanks, Seth Green, Rob McElhenney) subscribe to Inside of You with Michael Rosenbaum on iTunes today.

Aug 18, 2018
ep 135: Bo Burnham (EIGHTH GRADE)
01:34:12

The hilarious and innovative Bo Burnham (EIGHTH GRADE, MAKE HAPPY) joins Unqualified this week to discuss the stress of going on talk shows, the making of his directorial debut, how to elicit vulnerable and truthful performances from young actors, and why it was crucial for the lead of Eighth Grade to be female. Next, Bo answers some deal breakers and Anna auditions for Eighth Grade 2: Ninth Grade. Later, they call Jesse who is struggling to handle social anxiety in friend groups and Madeline, who is uncomfortable about the age gap between her and her boyfriend.

 

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Try EverlyWell, a revolutionary at-home lab testing service to start taking control of your own health today! Visit everlywell.com and use code ANNA at checkout for 15% your entire order.

Check out Suave at suave.com today! 

To start building a “Ring” of security around your home, go to ring.com/unqualified

To get $10 off your first box, visit fabfitfun.com and use promo code UNQUALIFIED at checkout!

 

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Aug 14, 2018
ep 134: Kelly Ripa Part 2/Camila Mendes (Riverdale)
01:03:54

This week’s Unqualified brings you more SDCC interviews. First, some hilarious Kelly Ripa bonus material in which Anna, Kelly and Sim discuss talk show jitters, and female envy, and tips for new parents. Then, Camila Mendes (RIVERDALE) joins Anna and Sim on the SDCC boat! Camila and Anna touch on past SDCC experiences. Then, Camila answers some deal breakers, explains why cats are the way to her heart, and they call Haley who wants the boy she’s seeing to text back more promptly.

 

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Get your first 3 meals free from Blue Apron by visiting www.blueapron.com/unqualified

To start building a “Ring” of security around your home, go to www.ring.com/unqualified

 

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Anna Faris: @annakfaris

Sim Sarna: @simsarna

Unqualified: @unqualified

Aug 07, 2018
ep 133: Stephen Amell & Colton Haynes/Grant Gustin
01:06:29

This week is part two of Unqualified at San Diego Comic Con! First, Colton Haynes and Stephen Amell (ARROW) discuss set life and working together on Arrow, and advise Ashley, who wants to know if it’s weird that she hasn’t met her boyfriend’s friends and family after six years. Then, Anna and Sim are joined by Grant Gustin (THE FLASH), who talks about being a Comic Con veteran and Anna grills Grant and his fiancée LA Thoma about engagement details, their social media meet-cute, and wedding planning, and Tom Cavanagh (THE FLASH and ED) joins in to do a line reading and chat about officiating Grant’s and LA’s wedding. Finally, they call Rachel, who doesn’t know how to tell her close guy friend she doesn’t like him back.

Thanks to Warner Bros. Television for setting us up at Comic Con and don't miss ARROW and THE FLASH when they return to The CW this October.

 

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Now through August 9th, take advantage of the summer sale and save 30% on your 23andMe heath and service kit at http://23andme.com/unqualified 

 

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Subscribe to our sister show Inside of You with Michael Rosenbaum with this weeks special guest Seth Green!
Jul 31, 2018
ep 132: Kelly Ripa
58:00

The gregarious Kelly Ripa (LIVE! WITH KELLY AND RYAN) joins Anna and Sim on Unqualified this week at San Diego Comic-Con. First, Kelly and husband Mark Consuelos (RIVERDALE) share how they sustain a happy marriage. Then, Kelly delves into the talk show world and how she makes her guests feel comfortable. After, Anna and Kelly talk about being considered “old” in the industry as well as sex and motherhood. Then, the gang plays a round of deal breakers and they call Ann, whose boyfriend is caught in a financial dilemma.  Enjoy, and get ready to laugh!

 

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Jul 24, 2018
ep 131: Shiri Appleby
01:10:28

The incredibly talented Shiri Appleby (UNREAL, ROSWELL) joins Anna and Sim on this week’s Unqualified.  First, Shiri talks about the best acting advice she ever received and how best to dominate in an audition room. Next, Anna asks Shiri about the nuances of having a relationship with a chef, and then Shiri answers some deal breakers. Afterward, Shiri takes a meeting with Karen Sarducci. Finally, they call Lydia who is struggling to find the right moment to have kids, and Kaz whose boyfriend doesn’t like when she posts revealing photos of herself on social media. Get listening! 

 

This episode is sponsored by Cash App, Blue Apron, Peloton, and Suave. Cash App is the #1 ranked app in finance and the best way to instantly send money to your friends or accept card payments for your business. Blue Apron is a meal delivery service that provides US residents with pre-portioned meals with recipes to subscribers. Peloton is a cutting-edge, indoor cycling bike that brings the studio experience to your home. Suave offers great quality shampoo and conditioner, body wash, lotion and hair styling products for the whole family.

 

Check out our deals! 

Download Cash App today to get your free custom Cash Card and use the Boost program for instant discounts at places like Shake Shack, Chipotle, and Starbucks every time you swipe your card! 

 

Get your first 3 meals free from Blue Apron by visiting ww.blueapron.com/unqualified

 

To get $100 off accessories with your Peloton bike purchase, visit onepeloton.com and enter code UNQUALIFIED at checkout! 

 

Check out Suave at http://www.suave.com

 

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Jul 17, 2018
ep 130: Topher Grace
01:26:54

Versatile actor Topher Grace (BLACKKKLANSMAN, THAT 70’S SHOW) joins Anna and Sim on this week’s Unqualified. First, Topher touches on the value of failure and what he’s learned from creative flops. Then, Topher and Anna reminisce on the project they worked on together and the time Topher gave Anna some much-needed relationship advice. Later, Topher answers some dating deal breakers, talks about the lively clubbing adventure he shared with Wilmer Valderrama, and plays “Know your Lines.” Finally, they call Delia, who wonders if she should try to repair her relationship with her paranoid ex-boyfriend.

This episode is sponsored by Cash App, ZipRecruiter, and Med Men. Cash App is the #1 ranked app in finance and the best way to instantly send money to your friends or accept card payments for your business. ZipRecruiter lets you post your job to over 100 of the internet’s leading job boards with just one click so you can find qualified candidates within minutes of posting. MedMen marijuana dispensaries provide a wide range of best and high quality cannabis products.

 

Check out our deals!

Download Cash App today to get your free custom Cash Card and use the Boost program for instant discounts at places like Shake Shack, Chipotle, and Starbucks every time you swipe your card! 

To post your job on ZipRecruiter for free, go to https://www.ziprecruiter.com/unqualified. 

Visit any MedMen location and mention Unqualified for $10 off your order!

 

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Anna Faris: @annafaris

Sim Sarna: @simsarna

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Jul 10, 2018
Bonus! Jennifer Love Hewitt on “Inside of You” w/ Michael Rosenbaum
47:49

Unqualified family member "Inside of You" just released an incredible interview with Jennifer Love Hewitt that was too good not to share here!

In her very first podcast interview, Jennifer Love Hewitt (Heartbreakers, I Know What You Did Last Summer, Ghost Whisperer) opens up for the first time publicly about losing her mother in a battle with cancer...how catastrophic and devastating it was to lose her best friend and what she’s done to deal with the pain since. Then, she talks about coining the phrase "vagazzling", what she learned from dating Jamie Kennedy, and how she's handled fame for the last 29 years.

To listen to the full episode as well as amazing interviews with past guests (Kristen Bell, James Gunn, Colin Hanks, Justin Hartley, Emily Kinney), subscribe to Inside of You with Michael Rosenbaum on iTunes today.

Jul 07, 2018
ep 129: Pete Holmes
01:30:01

Podcast legend Pete Holmes (CRASHING, YOU MADE IT WEIRD) joins Anna and Sim on this week’s Unqualified. First, Pete walks us through how he “charmed” his way through his English degree in college and the gang talks about the nuances of liberal arts education. Then, Pete touches on how he discovered the path to comedy by becoming a provocateur at his boring Christian college. Afterward, Pete compares show business to Lord of the Rings, commiserates with Anna over the perils of dating a performer, and the importance of living a balanced life. Then, the gang plays a round of “Just answer” and “How would you proceed?” Then, they talk to Tony who’s having problems with his new wife’s ex-husband and Casey who can’t stand her boyfriend’s high school friends. Sit back, and prepare to laugh!

This episode is sponsored by ZipRecruiter, FabFitFun, Blue Apron, and Suave. ZipRecruiter lets you post your job to over 100 of the internets leading job boards with just one click so you can find qualified candidates within minutes of posting. FabFitFun delivers the season’s best beauty, fashion, & fitness products straight to your doorstep. Blue Apron is a meal delivery service that provides US residents with pre-portioned meals with recipes to subscribers. Suave offers great quality shampoo and conditioner, body wash, lotion and hair styling products for the whole family.

 

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To post your job on ZipRecruiter for free, go to ziprecruiter.com/unqualified

Get your first 3 meals free from Blue Apron by visiting ww.blueapron.com/unqualified

To get $10 off your first box, visit fabfitfun.com ad use promo code UNQUALIFIED at checkout

Check out Suave at http://www.suave.com

 

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Sim Sarna: @simsarna

Unqualified: @unqualified

Jul 03, 2018
ep 128: Mayim Bialik
01:25:50
The brilliant Mayim Bialik (THE BIG BANG THEORY) is here for a brand new episode of Unqualified! First, Anna surprises Mayim with an armful of kittens before they talk about baking, the experience of being a woman in entertainment, and making friends outside of the industry. Then, Mayim tells us what it was like to be recognized as a child star in college and Anna reminds us of her Red Robin training video. Next, the group has a powerful conversation on co-parenting, divorce and raising children while in the spotlight. After that, Mayim shows off her Bronx accent and answers some dating deal breakers. Lastly, they call Alyssa, who found out that she is the "other woman", and Colleen, who feels like the third wheel in her group of girl friends. Tune in and enjoy!
 
This episode is sponsored by 3 Girls, 1 Keith, Talkspace, Ring and MedMen. 3 Girls, 1 Keith is a Spotify original podcast hosted by comedian Amy Schumer and her three best friends. Talkspace is is an online and mobile therapy company for the fraction of the cost of traditional office therapy. Ring is a video doorbell system that connects to your home Wi-Fi network and sends real-time notifications to your smart phone or tablet when someone is at your door. MedMen marijuana dispensaries provide a wide range of best and high quality cannabis products.
 
 
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To subscribe to Amy Schumer’s new podcast on Spotify, search for “3 Girls, 1 Keith” and tap follow!
 
For $45 off of your first month, go to talkspace.com/unqualified and use code UNQUALIFIED
 
To start building a “Ring” of security around your home, go to ring.com/unqualified
 
Visit any MedMen location and mention Unqualified for $10 off your order!
 
 
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Anna Faris: @annafaris
Sim Sarna: @simsarna
Unqualified: @unqualified
Jun 26, 2018
ep 127: Bert “The Machine” Kreischer
01:38:57
The hysterical Bert Kreischer (BERT THE CONQUEROR, TRIP FLIP) is here for a new episode of Unqualified! First, Bert describes his friendship with comedian Tom Segura and discusses the importance of acknowledging mistakes made as a performer. Next, he gushes over his favorite Anna Faris movies and artfully tells us his notorious “Machine” story. After that, Bert describes some of his wild adventures around the world, his insecurities as a stand-up and some of his incredible celebrity encounters. Later, the group reminisces on their college experiences and then they call Jack, a recent graduate who has romantic feelings for his close friend. Enjoy!
 
This episode is sponsored by Blue Apron, Talkspace, MedMen and Spotify. Blue Apron is a meal delivery service that provides US residents with pre-portioned meals with recipes to subscribers. Talkspace is is an online and mobile therapy company for the fraction of the cost of traditional office therapy. MedMen marijuana dispensaries provide a wide range of the best, high-quality cannabis products. Spotify offers thousands of podcasts, which you can listen to directly from the app.
 
 
 
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For $45 off of your first month, go to talkspace.com/unqualified and use code UNQUALIFIED
 
Get your first 3 meals free from Blue Apron by visiting ww.blueapron.com/unqualified
 
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To subscribe to Unqualified on Spotify, search for Anna Faris is Unqualified and tap “follow"
 
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Bert Kreischer: @bertkreischer
Anna Faris: @annafaris
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Unqualified: @unqualified
Jun 19, 2018
ep 126: Logan Browning (Dear White People)
01:10:10

This week, the incredible Logan Browning (DEAR WHITE PEOPLE) joins Anna and Sim on the couch to discuss being an introvert in a very extroverted industry and where to go for the best brunch in LA. Then, Anna grills Logan on some dating deal breakers! Later, they call Megan, who is facing the end of a long-term committed relationship, and Malia, who was recently rejected from a professional dance team. Tune in & enjoy!

 

This week’s Unqualified is presented by Set It Up, Le Tote, and Peloton. In Set It Up: A Netflix Original Movie, Zoey Deutch and Glen Powell play Harper and Charlie, a pair of beleaguered assistants who team up to trick their workaholic bosses into falling in love. Le Tote is a service that delivers brand new clothing to your front door. Peloton is a cutting-edge, indoor cycling bike that brings the studio experience to your home.

 

Check out our deals!

Set It Up streams on Netflix starting June 15

 

 For 50% off your first order, go to letote.com and use promo code UNQUALIFIED at checkout

 

To get $100 off accessories with your Peloton bike purchase, visit onepeloton.com and entering code UNQUALIFIED at checkout! 

 

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Logan Browning: @LoganLaurice

Anna Faris: @annakfaris

Sim Sarna: @simsarna

Unqualified: @unqualified

Jun 12, 2018
ep 125: Natasha Leggero and Moshe Kasher
01:19:10
Comedic power-couple Natasha Leggero (ANOTHER PERIOD) and Moshe Kasher (HONEYMOON STANDUP SPECIAL) are here for a brand new episode of Unqualified! First, Moshe describes his regrettable roof-climbing experience and the group discusses the stereotypes of stand-up comedians. After that, they talk about dating within the same profession and getting their starts in Hollywood. Then, Anna asks some dating deal breakers and Moshe recounts an interesting sexual encounter of his single days. Later, they call Carly, who is unsure if she should reveal her romantic feelings to a long-time friend, which leads them into an important conversation on the expectations of the male pursuit and expected gender roles in dating. Tune in & enjoy!
 
This episode is sponsored by American Woman, Blue Apron, and FabFitFun. American Woman is a Paramount Network series that follows Bonnie (Alicia Silverstone), an unconventional mother struggling to raise her two daughters after leaving her husband amid the rise of second-wave feminism in the 70s. Blue Apron is a meal delivery service that provides US residents with pre-portioned meals with recipes to subscribers. FabFitFun delivers the season’s best beauty, fashion, & fitness products straight to your doorstep.
 
 
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American Woman premieres Thursday, June 7 at 10/9c on Paramount Network!
 
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To get $10 off your first box, visit fabfitfun.com ad use promo code UNQUALIFIED at checkout
 
 
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Natasha Leggero: @natashaleggero
Moshe Kasher: @moshekasher
Anna Faris: @annafaris
Sim Sarna: @simsarna
Unqualified: @unqualified
 
 
Also, check out the newest edition to the Unqualified family: Inside Of You With Michael Rosenbaum! This week, Michael chats with Justin Hartley and Chris Hardwick.
Jun 05, 2018
ep 124: Becca Kufrin (The Bachelorette)
55:25
America’s most eligible, Becca Kufrin (THE BACHELORETTE), is here for this week’s episode of Unqualified! First, Becca and Anna talk about making girl friends in college and play a round of dating deal breakers. Then, they discuss what it’s like to constantly be in the public eye and how her family felt about her very public breakup. After that, Becca gives us some insight into the process of filming The Bachelorette before they call Erin, whose Bumble match keeps making excuses not to meet her, and Megan, who has a massive crush on a guy at her gym. Tune in and enjoy, dear listeners! 
 
This episode is sponsored by Le Tote, Ziprecruiter, and Adrift. Le Tote is a service that delivers brand new clothing to your front door. ZipRecruiter lets you post your job to over 100 of the internets leading job boards with just 1 click so you can find qualified candidates within minutes of posting. Adrift is an STX Entertainment film starring Shailene Woodley and Sam Claflin, following the true story of a couple who get stranded in the middle of the Pacific Ocean and must navigate to Hawaii with no communication or navigation tools.
 
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May 29, 2018
Bonus! Kristin Bell on “Inside of You” w/ Michael Rosenbaum
45:46

Today we're welcoming a new podcast to the Unqualified family. Inside Of You is a show where actor/comedian Michael Rosenbaum has in depth conversations with his celebrity friends. It's funny, it's raw, it's brutally honest, and it's available right now on Apple Podcasts, Google Play, or wherever good podcasts are found.

As a special sneak peek, here's an amazing interview with the very lovely and very charismatic Kristen Bell (FROZEN, FORGETTING SARAH MARSHALL, VERONICA MARS). Michael and Kristen go deep about starting a dialogue about depression, shares how she almost dated Michael, and the time Dax Shepard got into a fist fight in an intersection.

To listen to the full episode as well as amazing interviews with past guests (Tom Weling, Eli Roth, Emily Kinney, Danielle Panabaker Bobby Lee, Tara Lipinski) subscribe to Inside of You with Michael Rosenbaum on Itunes today.

May 25, 2018
ep 123: Erika Jayne (RHOBH)
01:03:28
The fabulous Erika Jayne (THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS) joins Anna and Sim for an all-new episode of Unqualified! Plus, our GAPPS contest winner, Lindsay, is here! First, Anna and Erika reveal their thoughts on marriage and the group discusses the differences between raising a boy vs. a girl. Then, a conversation on female grooming trends before Erika answers some deal breakers and describes her experience on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. After that, Anna hosts a new rendition of “F*ck, Marry, Kill” and listeners get a surprise appearance from Jack. Later, they call Kaitlyn, who is going through a sexual dry spell with her boyfriend. Enjoy!
 
This episode is sponsored by Le Tote, Ibiza on Netflix, and eHarmony. Le Tote is a service that delivers brand new clothing to your front door. Ibiza is a Netflix original movie about a young American woman (Gillian Jacobs) and her two best friends seeking out a hot DJ in Spain. eHarmony is an online dating site for real, meaningful relationships.
 
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Ibiza premieres May 25th on Netflix!
 
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Erika Jayne: @theprettymess
Anna Faris: @annafaris
Sim Sarna: @simsarna
Unqualified: @unqualified
May 22, 2018
ep 122: Bella Thorne
01:44:50
This week, the remarkable Bella Thorne (MIDNIGHT SUN, FAMOUS IN LOVE) joins Anna and Sim for an all-new episode of Unqualified! First, Bella introduces us to her puppy, Tampon, and tells us about her crying habits, both on and off camera. Then, Bella talks about her favorite character role and why she loves living in Los Angeles. Next, Anna hosts a round of deal breakers before she and Bella discuss murder methods and recurring dreams. After that, Anna proposes a new reality show based on the infamous Oakwood apartments before calling Sam, whose boyfriend has been flirtatiously texting other girls, and Dylan, who dislikes his long-time BFF’s boyfriend. Enjoy, dear listeners!
 
This episode is sponsored by Allbirds, Arrested Development, FabFitFun and Le Tote. Allbirds are the world's most comfortable shoes, made naturally, using materials like merino wool and eucalyptus tree fiber. Arrested Development follows the Bluth’s, a formerly wealthy and dysfunctional family. FabFitFun delivers the season’s best beauty, fashion, & fitness products straight to your doorstep and Le Tote is a service that delivers brand new clothing to your front door.
 
 
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May 15, 2018
ep 121: Dax Shepard Returns!
01:35:02
The amazing Dax Shepard (CHIPS, PARENTHOOD) returns for this week’s episode of Unqualified! First, the group has a conversation about intimacy in long-term relationships, the societal pressures faced by young women. Next, they reminisce on losing their virginities before Dax answers some dating deal breakers and plays a round of “How Would You Proceed?” After that, Anna and Dax discuss the power of name-dropping and talk about celebrity stalker experiences. Later, they call Allie, who is unsure if she should rekindle a relationship with her ex, and Lauren, who is worried about her boyfriend’s health habits. Tune in and enjoy!
 
This episode is sponsored by Allbirds, Peloton, Ziprecruiter and Blue Apron. Allbirds are the world's most comfortable shoes, made naturally, using materials like merino wool and eucalyptus tree fiber. Peloton is a cutting-edge, indoor cycling bike that brings the studio experience to your home. ZipRecruiter lets you post your job to over 100 of the internets leading job boards with just 1 click so you can find qualified candidates within minutes of posting and Blue Apron is a meal delivery service that provides US residents with pre-portioned meals with recipes to subscribers.
 
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May 08, 2018
ep 120: Eugenio Derbez
01:17:09
The charming and talented Eugenio Derbez (OVERBOARD, INSTRUCTIONS NOT INCLUDED) is here for this week’s episode of Unqualified! To begin the show, Eugenio discusses going to the Oscars for the very first time and describes what it was like to grow up with a famous mother. Then, Eugenio details his experience of moving to Los Angeles from Mexico City and he and Anna reminisce on last summer’s filming of Overboard. Next, Sim attempts to read a “Spanish” script, Eugenio plays a game of “How Would You Proceed?” and “Karen Sarducci” pitches a new movie idea to Eugenio. Later, they call Caitlin, who can’t stand the noises her boss makes. Tune in and don’t forget to go see Overboard - in theaters May 4!
 
Check out the all-new Spanish Spanish translation of Unqualified: Anna Faris No Está Calificada!
 
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May 01, 2018
ep 119: Billy Eichner
01:18:16
The hilarious Billy Eichner (BILLY ON THE STREET, DIFFICULT PEOPLE) joins Anna and Sim for this week’s episode of Unqualified! First, Billy discusses what he likes about LA and reflects on his musical theater upbringing. Then, Billy tells us about the different types of people he would encounter while performing Billy on the Street and Anna reveals her experience with a run-in with the cast of The Real World: Seattle. After that, they talk about the growth of podcasting and Billy answers some dating deal breakers. Later, Billy has a conversation about the expectation of being “in character” at all times and then they call Kayla, whose boyfriend has been unemployed for over a year. Tune in and enjoy, dear listeners!
 
This episode is sponsored by Article, eHarmony, and Peloton. Article delivers beautifully designed modern furniture, with outstanding attentional to detail, at fair prices. eHarmony is an online dating site for real, meaningful relationships and Peloton is a cutting-edge, indoor cycling bike that brings the studio experience to your home.
 
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Apr 24, 2018
ep 118: Hayley Atwell
01:34:11
The remarkable Hayley Atwell (AGENT CARTER, HOWARD'S END) joins Anna and Sim for this week's episode of Unqualified! First, Hayley discusses her opinions on Los Angeles and how it differs from living in the UK. Then, Anna talks about why she loves waving at people and Hayley reflects on growing up with a particular British accent. 
 
After that, Anna and Hayley have a conversation on how success has affected their friendships before they bring up the issue surrounding the sexualization of young women. Later, Anna and Hayley audition for an imaginary restaurant reality show and play a round of deal breakers. Before the show ends, they call Jennifer, who is dealing with the aftermath of a workplace affair. Tune in and enjoy!
 
 
This episode is sponsored by Blue Apron, Peloton, and Article. Blue Apron is a meal delivery service that provides US residents with pre-portioned meals with recipes to subscribers. Peloton is a cutting-edge, indoor cycling bike that brings the studio experience to your home and Article delivers beautifully designed modern furniture, with outstanding attentional to detail, at fair prices.
 
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Apr 17, 2018
ep 117: Zoey Deutch
01:18:13

The amazing Zoey Deutch (FLOWER, BEFORE I FALL) is here for a brand new episode of Unqualified! First, Zoey talks about the relationship she has with her mother, actor Lea Thompson (5:39), as well as her fun family dynamic (8:26). Then, a round of deal breakers (15:36) before Zoey and Anna dish out their opinions on dating actors (18:03). Next, Sim hosts a round of “Zoey 101”, a new game where Anna guesses two truths and a lie about Zoey (25:37). Later, they call Lisa (35:37), who is coming to terms with an unexpected breakup. After that, Zoey makes a quick personal call (58:14) and then they call Jenna (1:00:41), who is dealing with a friend that constantly flakes on her. Tune in and enjoy, dear listeners!

This episode is sponsored by Article, Le Tote and True Religion. Article delivers beautifully designed modern furniture, with outstanding attentional to detail, at fair prices. Le Tote is a service that delivers brand new clothing to your front door and True Religion uses precision and fit make them the most comfortable jeans on the market.

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Apr 10, 2018
ep 116: Shay Mitchell
58:24
The multi-talented Shay Mitchell (PRETTY LITTLE LIARS) is here for this week’s all-new episode of Unqualified! First, Anna and Shay talk about working as both actors and producers (7:35) and Shay discusses her experience as part of a predominately female cast on Pretty Little Liars (9:20). Then, Shay answers some deal breakers (12:44) and Anna hosts a round of “How Would You Proceed?” (22:58). Later, they call Lindsay (29:10), who has experienced relationship troubles after revealing her “number”, and Krista (43:00), who is watching a tricky love triangle unfold between her friends. Tune in!
 
This episode is sponsored by Blue Apron, Hubble Contacts and Squarespace. Blue Apron is a meal delivery service that provides US residents with pre-portioned meals with recipes to subscribers, Hubble Contacts is the company that ships affordable and comfortable contacts directly to your door and Squarespace is the all-in-one solution for anyone looking to create a beautiful website.
 
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Apr 03, 2018
ep 115: Zach Braff
01:37:57
This week’s episode of Unqualified starts off with a very special announcement from Sim and Amy as well as some incredible feedback from our dear listeners. 
 
Then, the wonderfully talented actor and filmmaker Zach Braff (SCRUBS, GARDEN STATE) joins us (15:22)! First, Anna pitches a new podcast idea to Zach, “Bros Before Hoes” (16:02) and Zach gives us his thoughts on tattoos (18:54). After that, they play a round of “Just Answer” (23:44) and have a conversation on dating within the entertainment industry (30:00). Later, Anna asks Zach what woman he would want to trade places with for a day (35:12) and they discuss what it’s like to work alongside difficult actors (42:52). Finally, they call Annalisa, whose fiancé has been spending time with a friend’s hot ex-girlfriend (49:12), and Liz, whose boyfriend seems to have a wandering eye online (1:11:26). Listen now!
 
This episode is sponsored by Le Tote and Squarespace. Le Tote is a service that delivers brand new clothing to your front door and Squarespace is the all-in-one solution for anyone looking to create a beautiful website.
 
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Mar 27, 2018
ep 114: Macaulay Culkin
48:10
The one and only Macaulay Culkin (HOME ALONE, MY GIRL) joins Anna and Sim for this week’s episode of Unqualified! Anna starts off the show by asking Macaulay what qualities he looks for while searching for a romantic partner (8:52) followed by a round of “Just Answer” (13:24). Then, Macaulay reminisces on the time he lost his virginity (21:10) and reveals his favorite meal to cook while stoned (22:04). After that, Anna gives us her renowned voice performance of a Washington state pornstar (24:39). Later, they call Jenny, who is unsure if she should invite her estranged father to her wedding (31:58). Tune in & don’t forget to listen to Anna on Macaulay’s podcast, Bunny Ears!
 
This episode is sponsored by The Good Fight on CBS All Access, Hubble Contacts, Blue Apron and Peloton. The Good Fight is a CBS All Access original series featuring strong female characters taking on-real world problems and relatable human struggles while learning a lot about themselves in the process. Hubble Contacts is the company that ships affordable and comfortable contacts directly to your door. Blue Apron is a meal delivery service that provides US residents with pre-portioned meals with recipes to subscribers and Peloton is a cutting-edge, indoor cycling bike that brings the studio experience to your home.
 
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Mar 20, 2018
ep 113: Heather Graham
01:09:45

The incredible actress, writer and director Heather Graham is on this week’s episode of Unqualified! In this episode, Heather talks about the rewarding experience of directing her first film (6:10) and the group gets into a powerful conversation on sexism in the entertainment industry (8:02) before revealing their favorite romantic comedy guilty pleasures (13:50).

Then, Heather plays a round of deal-breakers (16:40) and the gals tell us what qualities they look for in a partner (19:28). After that, Heather and Anna discuss the societal pressures and expectations of being female (32:48) followed by Anna’s recollections of becoming a mother in the Hollywood spotlight (38:05).

Later, they call Mira (46:40), who is getting bullied at work by women who are jealous of her job title, and Justina (1:00:00), who is in a disagreement with her husband over what to name their baby on-the-way. Tune in and enjoy!

This episode is sponsored by MeUndies, True Religion, The Good Fight on CBS All Access, and ZipRecruiter. MeUndies is the company that brings softer-than-soft, super affordable underwear right to your door. True Religion uses precision and fit make them the most comfortable jeans on the market. The Good Fight is a CBS All Access original series featuring strong female characters taking on-real world problems and relatable human struggles while learning a lot about themselves in the process and ZipRecruiter lets you post your job to over 100 of the internets leading job boards with just 1 click so you can find qualified candidates within minutes of posting.


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Mar 13, 2018
ep 112: Olivia Cooke & Anya Taylor-Joy
01:08:37

The lovely Olivia Cooke (BATES MOTEL, THOROUGHBREDS) and Anya Taylor-Joy (SPLIT, THOROUGHBREDS) join us for this week’s brand new episode of Unqualified! To begin, Anna and Olivia talk about the realities of life as an actor (6:38) before Anya arrives to join the party (10:20). Then, Olivia and Anya discuss working on-set with each other as two female leads and the outrageous questions they are asked by the press (11:05).

Next, Olivia and Anya play a round of “Friendship Deal-Breakers” (15:16) and then answer some more deal-breakers in a new segment called “You’re Dating An American” (22:05). After that, the group has a very important conversation on female empowerment (34:05). Later, they call Maddie, whose roommate is dating other guys behind her boyfriend’s back (38:34), and Maxie, whose boyfriend is making no effort to move out of his parents house (48:50). Tune in and enjoy!

This episode is sponsored by Blue Apron, Beachbody On Demand, and Squarespace. Blue Apron is a meal delivery service that provides US residents with pre-portioned meals with recipes to subscribers, Beach Body On-Demand is an on-demand fitness streaming service that gives you unlimited access to all sorts of world-class workouts, and Squarespace is the all-in-one solution for anyone looking to create a beautiful website.

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Mar 06, 2018
ep 111: Allison Janney Returns!
01:24:20
She’s back! This week, the brilliant Allison Janney (I, TONYA, MOM) returns to Unqualified for an unforgettable episode. 
First, Anna and Allison reminisce on the time they photo-bombed a group portrait celebrating TV writer Chuck Lorre (4:38). Then, Allison reveals the most stressful part of awards season (6:45) and Cherry, from BWT, makes a cameo to interview Allison on the red carpet (9:00). 
 
Next, Anna and Sim do a few rounds of dealbreakers - first, with the cast of Paramount Network’s “Heathers” (19:50) and then with Allison (36:04). After that, Sim and Allison battle it out in a game called “Who Knows Anna Faris Best?” (46:00) before calling Sophie, whose boyfriend’s mom dislikes her because she doesn’t come from money (1:02:35). 
The episode ends with a sweet moment between Anna and Allison and a duet of “Take Me Back to Manhattan” that you won’t want to miss (1:22:00). Tune in!
 
This episode is sponsored by ZipRecruiter, Le Tote and Honey. ZipRecruiter lets you post your job to over 100 of the internet’s leading job boards with just 1 click so you can find qualified candidates within minutes of posting, Le Tote Select is a service that delivers brand new clothing to your front door, and Honey is a browser extension that automatically finds and applies coupon codes at checkout with a single click.
 
Don’t forget to watch Heathers on Paramount Network, premiering March 7 at 10/9c!
 
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Feb 27, 2018
ep 110: Tom Segura
01:18:17
Talented stand-up comedian and writer Tom Segura (NETFLIX’S DISGRACEFUL, MOSTLY STORIES) is on this week’s episode of Unqualified! First, Anna and Tom discuss the differences between being an actor and a comedian (5:32) and Tom tells us his favorite thing to do after a show (10:30). Then, they have an insightful discussion on overcoming self-doubt (15:00), Anna talks about how the plot of House Bunny was developed (21:25), and Sim reflects on how he and Anna first met (29:40). After that, Tom answers some wild deal-breakers (39:27) and Anna reveals her ideal acting roles (54:20).
 
Later, they call Laura (1:01:05), who is struggling with her boyfriend’s interest in having a threesome, and Megan, whose new boyfriend won’t stop talking about his past sexual experiences with other women. Anna, Sim and Tom give some amazing advice. Tune in and enjoy!
 
Go to crowdrise.com/unqualified to donate to GAPPS today. Help increase awareness and fund research towards preventing prematurity and stillbirth in newborn children and you may win a trip to LA to hang out with Anna and the Unqualified crew!
 
This episode is sponsored by Hubble Contacts, True Religion, Blue Apron and The Good Fight. Hubble Contacts is the company that ships affordable and comfortable contacts directly to your door, True Religion uses precision and fit make them the most comfortable jeans on the market, Blue Apron is a meal delivery service that provides US residents with pre-portioned meals with recipes to subscribers and The Good Fight is a CBS All Access original series featuring strong female characters taking on-real world problems and relatable human struggles while learning a lot about themselves in the process. 
 
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Feb 20, 2018
ep 109: Jena Friedman/Caller Updates -- did Dave's relationship "expire"? Plus, more on GAPPS with Anna's dad!
52:34

This week on Anna Faris is Unqualified, Anna, Sim and Jack Faris chat with Jena Friedman (THE DAILY SHOW, SOFT FOCUS WITH JENA FRIEDMAN) about her new Adult Swim special (8:58) before Anna hands off the reins of the interview to a VERY serious journalist. (13:45)

After the break, they call Dr. Craig Rubens to talk about premature births and how GAPPS is helping to prevent them (23:25) before getting an update from past caller Dave about his girlfriend who put an expiration date on their relationship (41:30). All that and more on an all new Unqualified!

Go to crowdrise.com/unqualified to donate to GAPPS today. Help increase awareness and fund research towards preventing prematurity and stillbirth in newborn children and you may win a trip to LA to hang out with Anna and the Unqualified crew!

This episode is sponsored by Ziprecruiter, Le Tote, and Square Space. ZipRecruiter lets you post your job to over 100 of the internets leading job boards with just 1 click so you can find qualified candidates within minutes of posting. Le Tote Select is a service that delivers brand new clothing to your front door. Squarespace is the all-in-one solution for anyone looking to create a beautiful website.

 

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Feb 13, 2018
ep 108: Whitney Cummings Returns!
01:08:08

On an all new Unqualified, Whitney Cummings (THE FEMALE BRAIN, WHITNEY) returns to the show to meet Kayla at the Sutton Place Hotel (4:48), play a round of Deal Breakers (10:46), and talk "making sex" with Chad (20:50).

Later, they chat about Whitney's directorial debut: The Female Brain and first date ettiquette (37:00) before taking a call from Alex, who's long distance boyfriend is considering a female roommate (50:05). All that and more on a brand new Unqualified!

 

Go to crowdrise.com/unqualified to donate to GAPPS today. Help increase awareness and fund research towards preventing prematurity and stillbirth in newborn children and you may win a trip to LA to hang out with Anna and the Unqualified crew!

This episode is sponsored by Blue Apron, Ziprecruiter, and PostMates. Blue Apron is a meal delivery service that provides US residents with pre-portioned meals with recipes to subscribers. ZipRecruiter lets you post your job to over 100 of the internets leading job boards with just 1 click so you can find qualified candidates within minutes of posting. Postmates is the app that offers on-demand delivery of everything you need, whenever you need it.

 

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Feb 06, 2018
ep 107: Jimmy Kimmel and Molly McNearney
01:07:23

Anna and Sim are joined this week by Jimmy Kimmel and his wife Molly McNearney (JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE) to chat about how he and his show have evolved over the years (6:10) and interviews up-and-coming actress Shelby Lee about her new horror film: How Did That Happen? (8:50) Then they play some Deal-Breakers (16:00) and a round of Molly's Game! (28:25)

After the break, they call Caitlin who needs advice about her boyfriend who hasn't divorced his wife after a year of dating each other.

Go to crowdrise.com/unqualified to donate to GAPPS today. Help increase awareness and fund research towards preventing prematurity and stillbirth in newborn children and you may win a trip to LA to hang out with Anna and the Unqualified crew!

This episode is sponsored by Ziprecruiter, MeUndies, and Hubble Contacts. ZipRecruiter lets you post your job to over 100 of the internets leading job boards with just 1 click so you can find qualified candidates within minutes of posting. MeUndies is the company that brings softer-than-soft, super affordable underwear right to your door. Hubble Contacts is the company that ships affordable and comfortable contacts directly to your door. Get 60 contacts for $30!

 

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Jan 30, 2018
ep 106: Colin Hanks
01:25:06

This week on Unqualified, Anna and Sim sit down with Colin Hanks (THE HOUSE BUNNY, KING KONG, LIFE IN PIECES) to chat about working on teen movies and avoiding type-casting (9:52) and play some Deal-Breakers! (23:45)

Later they play a round of House Bunny trivia (56:05), then call Bridget (1:06:00) who's starting a relationship podcast and wants to know how much she should reveal about something in her past. Tune in!

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Jan 23, 2018
ep 105: Brittany Snow
01:08:52

On an all new episode of Unqualified, Anna and Sim talk with Brittany Snow (PITCH PERFECT 3) about the Pitch Perfect franchise (4:45), hypothetical murder scenarios (8:25), and play a new segment called On A First Date (11:30) and a round of How Would You Proceed? (25:20)

Later they call Kelsey (38:00) who's worried about seeing her ex-boyfriend at her friends upcoming wedding and Kristen (53:15) who has an old flame trying to reconnect with her years after breaking up. Tune in!

This episode is sponsored by Blue Apron, Ziprecruiter, and Quip. Blue Apron is a meal delivery service that provides US residents with pre-portioned meals with recipes to subscribers. ZipRecruiter lets you post your job to over 100 of the internets leading job boards with just 1 click so you can find qualified candidates within minutes of posting. Squarespace is the all-in-one solution for anyone looking to create a beautiful website.

 

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Unqualified: @unqualified

Jan 16, 2018
ep 104: Ed Helms
01:05:45

This week, Anna and Sim chat Ed Helms (FATHER FIGURES, THE OFFICE, THE HANGOVER). They reveal their worst talk show experiences (2:45), searching for their identity in school(7:12), then play a round of deal breakers (22:45) and How Would You Proceed? (33:05)

Later they call Julia (51:00) who wants her boyfriend to get to know her family better and needs advice on making that happen. Tune in!

This episode is sponsored by Blue Apron, Uber, and Quip. Blue Apron is a meal delivery service that provides US residents with pre-portioned meals with recipes to subscribers. Uber is a ride-sharing app that provides convenient, safe, comfortable, affordable transportation anywhere you want to go. Quip is a revolutionary refreshingly slim electric toothbrush that’s half the price of bulkier brushes.

 

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Sim Sarna: @simsarna

Unqualified: @unqualified

Jan 09, 2018
ep 103: Nick Jonas
56:26

On a brand new Unqualified, Anna and Sim talk to actor/musician Nick Jonas (JUMANJI: WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE, CHAOS WALKING, HOME) about being nominated for a Golden Globe (2:40), not having an ego about fame (4:40), and his ideal relationship (10:35). Then they play a round of Deal Breakers (13:30) and How Would You Proceed? (20:10)

After the break, they play a new game called What's Your Mood? (34:00) and take a call from Samantha, who's suspicious of her boyfriend's relationship with his ex girlfriend who's trying to shut Samantha out of their friend group. (43:28)

This episode is sponsored by ZipRecruiter, Uber, and Squarespace. ZipRecruiter lets you post your job to over 100 of the internets leading job boards with just 1 cick so you can find qualified candidates within minutes of posting. Uber is a ride-sharing app that provides convenient, safe, comfortable, affordable transportation anywhere you want to go. Squarespace is the all-in-one solution for anyone looking to create a beautiful website.

 

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Nick Jonas: @nickjonas

Anna Faris: @annafaris

Sim Sarna: @simsarna

Unqualified: @unqualified

Jan 02, 2018
2017 Memorable Moments Vol. 3
02:37:21

This week, we're looking back at some out our favorite moments in Unqualified 2017! Featuring incredible conversations, awesome games, calls from listeners, and unexpected cameos from the most memorable interviews of the year!

In this episode there are clips from our chats with Malin Akerman (3:14), RuPaul (20:17), Nick Kroll (22:38), Thomas Middleditch (25:12), Terry Crews (26:40), Eva Longoria (1:00:00), Sharon Stone (1:08:10), Lee Daniels (1:16:03), Maria Bamford (1:22:42), Andy Cohen (1:27:31), Lake Bell (1:32:38), Emma Roberts (1:55:45), and an amazing song from Jack Johnson (2:34:12).

RuPaul gives Anna and Sim their drag names, Lee Daniels auditions Anna for Empire, Terry Crews on masculinity in society today, Emma Roberts saves the show when the listeners calls fall through, we talk #MeToo (2:08:00), Sim and Amy ask Anna to officiate their wedding (2:32:23), and so much more!

This episode is sponsored by Zola Uber. Zola, the wedding company that’ll do anything for love, is reinventing the wedding planning and registry experience with a free suite of planning tools. Uber is a ride-sharing app that provides convenient, safe, comfortable, affordable transportation anywhere you want to go

 

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Dec 26, 2017
ep 102: Denis Leary
01:12:21

On an all new Unqualified, Anna and Sim welcome Denis Leary (RESCUE ME, SEX&DRUGS&ROCK&ROLL) to chat about working with Clint Eastwood (13:00), James Woods pickup attempts (16:00), and accepting praise as Willem Dafoe (30:00).

After the break, they play a round of Deal Breakers (39:00) and How Would You proceed? (46:00) before calling David (53:30) who's trying to save his relationship that has a fast approaching expiration date.

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Dec 19, 2017
ep 101: Jesse Tyler Ferguson
01:04:07

This week, Anna and Sim chat with the wonderfully funny Jesse Tyler Ferguson (MODERN FAMILY). They talk about painful high school theater memories (3:24), unspoken birthday problems (8:12), and play a round of deal breakers (13:00)!

Later they call Kelly (35:30) who needs help dealing with her dad who only wants to talk about politics, and Ally (51:45) who's having a problem with her fiance's family. Tune in!

This episode is sponsored by Uber and by Quip Toothbrushes. Uber is a ride-sharing app that provides convenient, safe, comfortable, affordable transportation anywhere you want to go. Quip is a revolutionary refreshingly slim electric toothbrush that’s half the price of bulkier brushes.

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Dec 12, 2017
ep 100: Rob Riggle and Anna's Birthday!
01:18:43

On a spectacular birthday episode of Unqualified, Rob Riggle (21 JUMP STREET, THE HANGOVER, STEP BROTHERS) joins Anna and Sim to try his signature vodka (6:30) and talk about the worst job he's ever had (22:20)! They also play some deal breakers (28:30) and a quick round of How Would You Proceed? (45:00)

Later, they call Amanda (54:30) who's boyfriend planned to go to a concert on her birthday without telling her, and Delia (1:06:30) who needs help finding a Christmas gift for her boyfriend who seems to have everything he needs. Don't miss it!

This episode is sponsored by Boll and Branch, EASY season 2 on Netflix, Le Tote, and Uber. Boll & Branch are the finest luxury bedding and tools at affordable prices. EASY is a sweetly genuine look at the relationships of several loosely Chicagoans as they fumble through the modern maze of love, sex, technology and culture. Le Tote Select is a service that delivers brand new clothing to your front door. Uber is a ride-sharing app that provides convenient, safe, comfortable, affordable transportation.

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Dec 05, 2017
ep 99: USC Sorority Night! Anna "swipes right" with "Tinder Live's" Lane Moore and the girls of Gamma Phi Beta
01:07:58

From inside the chapter room of the Gamma Phi Beta sorority house at USC, Anna and Sim discuss Tinder Live with comedian Lane Moore (3:10)! We can't tell guys how to make the perfect Tinder profile but Lane can tell you how NOT to do it.

Then we play a round of Deal Breakers (35:34) and chat with some of the girls in the house! Peyton talks about hooking up without falling in love (42:00) and Bree tells us about guys not expecting her to be intelligent (52:00). Then we wrap up the show by giving advice to Rachel on how to handle a long distance relationship that's ended (54:10).

This episode is sponsored by Texture. Texture is an app that provides unlimited access to over 150 magazine subscriptions for a monthly rate.


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Lane Moore: @hellolanemoore

Anna Faris: @annafaris

Sim Sarna: @simsarna

Unqualified: @unqualified

Nov 28, 2017
An Unqualified Engagement / Premiere of “Javier” Es Qualified
01:24:03

Happy Thanksgiving, dear listeners! Given the holiday this week, we wanted to share something a little different and close to our hearts. First, Anna interviews Sim and Amy about how they met and fell in love (and what misconception Amy had about Anna!). They share their engagement story and Sim asks Anna a very important question. After that, get ready to laugh with the premiere of a new Unqualified spin-off: "Javier" Es Qualified! In it, Sim and Javier Bardem (a.k.a UCB alum/improv genius Brad Morris) offer relationship advice to callers struggling with modern dating issues. You definitely won't want to miss Javier's unique take! Enjoy! 

Nov 21, 2017
ep 98: Adam Scott
01:10:39

This Week, Anna and Sim sit down with the hilarious Adam Scott (GHOSTED, PARKS AND REC, THE DISASTER ARTIST). In this episode, Anna and Scott discuss working on single-cam sitcoms vs multi-cam and early acting gigs (6:00), test out their new project "The Bro Show" (13:45), and answer some Deal Breakers (21:20).

Later, they call Emma (38:35) who needs help replying to a text from someone she met at a bachelorette party, then our head writer Cassie jumps on mic to help give advice to Erin (54:20) who wants to help her daughter have a closer relationship with her long-distance father. Tune in!

This episode is sponsored by Quip Toothbrushes and Audible. Quip is a revolutionary refreshingly slim electric toothbrush that's half the price of bulkier brushes. Audible is one of the largest producers of downloadable audiobooks in the world.

 

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Anna Faris: @annafaris

Sim Sarna: @simsarna

Unqualified: @unqualified

Nov 14, 2017
ep 97: Marc Maron
01:38:41

This week, Anna and Sim sit down with the legendary Marc Maron (THE MARC MARON SHOW, GLOW). In this episode, Anna and Marc discuss high school reunions (7:00), the addiction of doing standup (18:30), answer some Deal-Breakers (42:00), and play “How Would You Proceed?” (1:00:00).

Later, they call Joey (1:06:30), who is unsure how to talk to his mother after she started dating again, and Cynthia (1:23:00), whose close friendship with a guy is causing friction with the guy’s girlfriend. Tune in!

This episode is sponsored by Boll & Branch and Texture. Boll & Branch are the finest luxury bedding and tools at affordable prices. Texture is an app that provides unlimited access to over 150 magazine subscriptions for a monthly rate.

 

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For $50 off your first set of sheets (plus free shipping in the U.S.), visit bollandbranch.com and use promo code: UNQUALIFIED

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Anna Faris: @annafaris 

Sim Sarna: @simsarna

Unqualified: @unqualified

Nov 07, 2017
ep 96: Kelly Clarkson/Caller Updates
01:02:57

This week, Anna and Sim call Kelly Clarkson (MEANING OF LIFE, AMERICAN IDOL)! Kelly discusses how she handles fame (8:30), her pregnancy experience (14:00), and then answers some Deal-Breakers (16:00) and How Would Your Proceeds (26:30).

Later, Anna and Sim do some caller updates! First they call back Elizabeth (41:30) from the Lake Bell episode. Did she resolve her awkward situation with her boyfriend’s sister? Then they call Liana (51:00) from the Maria Bamford episode. Did her long term boyfriend pop the question?? Tune in to find out!!

This episode is sponsored by Boll & Branch and Audible. Boll & Branch are the finest luxury bedding and tools at affordable prices. Audible is one of the largest producers of downloadable audiobooks in the world.

 

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For $50 off your first set of sheets (plus free shipping in the U.S.), visit http://bollandbranch.com and use promo code: UNQUALIFIED

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Kelly Clarkson: @kellyclarkson

Anna Faris: @annafaris

Sim Sarna: @simsarna

Unqualified: @unqualified

Oct 31, 2017
ep 95: Arielle Kebbel/#MeToo - sexual harassment in Hollywood and beyond
01:52:12

This week, Anna and Sim sit down with actress Arielle Kebbel (MIDNIGHT, TEXAS, JOHN TUCKER MUST DIE) and weigh in on an important topic at the forefront of current events: #MeToo. They begin with a call to Frances (16:30), whose experiences with sexual harassment have left her scarred, and uncertain about how to move forward - particularly in her relationships with men. Anna and Arielle share with Frances some of their own experiences with sexual harassment in Hollywood. 

Then they play deal-breakers (58:30) and discuss the power of “the giggle."  (1:17:30). Finally, the gang calls Caitlin (1:32:30), whose best friend keeps dating married men. You definitely won't want to miss this one! 

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Sim Sarna: @simsarna

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Oct 24, 2017
ep 94: Jim Jefferies
01:23:46

Today we tackle one of the most powerful advice calls we've ever received (53:30) but first, Anna and Sim sit down with the hilarious Jim Jefferies (THE JIM JEFFERIES SHOW, LEGIT) and discuss his best friend Brad Pitt (5:30), the top three things Jim misses about Australia (8:30), and burritos (15:00). Next they play a new game called “Pick Your Fate” (17:00) and then some wild deal-breakers (31:00).

Later, they call at Miranda (53:30) which you  DO NOT want to skip. Tune in!

This episode is sponsored by Zola and Blue Apron. Zola, the wedding company that'll do anything for love, is reinventing the wedding planning and registry experience with a free suite of planning tools. Blue Apron is a meal delivery service that provides US residents with pre-portioned meals with recipes to subscribers. Now they’re offering wine!

 

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Sim Sarna: @simsarna

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Oct 17, 2017
ep 93: Mel Rodriguez/Anna and Sim's USC Podcast class with guest Paul Scheer
02:54:19

It’s a brand new week, which means there’s a brand new episode of Unqualified! This week, Anna and Sim sit down with Anna’s Overboard co-star Mel Rodriguez (THE LAST MAN ON EARTH, GETTING ON). Anna and Mel discuss things that make Mel nervous (8:30), Mel’s college experience in New York (17:30), the video “Two Girls, One Cup” (23:30), and the time Mel was homeless (43:00). Then, Mel has to answer some dating deal-breakers for guys that might date his daughter in the future (59:30). Also, don’t miss Anna’s message to Will Forte (1:21:00)!

Later, the group call Mandie (1:23:00), who had a threesome with her husband and the other woman is now pregnant; and Angelica (1:50:00), who doesn’t know if she should let her step-dad walk her down the aisle.

For the second half of the episode, listen to a recording from Sim and Anna’s USC class with guest Paul Scheer (2:07:00)!

 

ALSO, Anna is going on a book tour!! Go to http://unqualified.com/booktour/ to learn more.

 

This episode is sponsored by Boll & Branch and Audible. Boll & Branch are the finest luxury bedding and tools at affordable prices. Audible is one of the largest producers of downloadable audiobooks in the world.

 

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Anna Faris: @annafaris

Sim Sarna: @simsarna

Unqualified: @unqualified

Oct 10, 2017
ep 92: Lee Daniels
01:04:00

He’s the brain behind Cookie Lyon, Precious Jones, and Star Davis. Lee Daniels (EMPIRE, PRECIOUS, STAR) joins Anna and Sim on this week’s episode of Unqualified! In this episode, the Academy Award nominated director discusses narcissism (15:00), what is considered therapeutic (19:30), and why comedians make good dramatic actors (23:30). After Lee answers some deal-breakers (29:30), Anna auditions for a role in Empire (38:00). Get ready for a transformative performance!

Then, they call Bridget (52:00), who doesn’t know if she did the wrong thing by outing her friend to himself. What do you think she should do? Tune in!

This episode is sponsored by Blue Apron, and Texture. Blue Apron is a meal delivery service that provides US residents with pre-portioned meals with recipes to subscribers. Texture is an app that provides unlimited access to over 150 magazine subscriptions for a monthly rate. 

 

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Anna Faris: @annafaris

Sim Sarna: @simsarna

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Oct 03, 2017
Bonus! World Premiere: "Deadly Manners" starring Kristen Bell with intro from Rupaul.
29:49

RuPaul, Michelle Visage, and Alex Aldea take over the

Unqualified feed to debut the world premiere of the Deadly Manners audio drama podcast.

 

Chapter 1

 

In the opening chapter of Deadly Manners we are introduced to Billings family and their esteemed guests. Everything is going swimmingly... until the power goes out.

 

Cast List:

 

Narrator - LeVar Burton

Veronica Billings - Kristen Bell

William Billings - Denis O'Hare

Olivia Billings - Alisha Boe

Esther Feinstein - Michelle Visage

Joseph Feinstein - Jason Sklar

George the Butler - Mark Berry

Beatrice the Maid - Elizabeth McLaughlin

Roger Clark - Timothy Simons

Nancy Clark - Anna Chlumsky

 

Written by Ali Garfinkel.

Directed by Alex Aldea.

Music composition (except for Jazz Piano Parts) by Alex Aldea.

Jazz Piano Parts were written and performed by Mark Rodriguez.

Foley and Sound Design: Victor Figueroa and Alex Aldea.

Editing by Alex Aldea, Victor Figueroa, and James Kim.

 

 

This episode is sponsored by AMC and SundanceNow.

Oct 02, 2017
ep 91: Jack Johnson
01:26:15

Don’t let your dreams be dreams! The man with a voice that will make your heart melt, Jack Johnson (IN BETWEEN DREAMS, ALL THE LIGHT ABOVE IT TOO) is on this week’s episode of Unqualified!!! Anna and Sim sit down with the talented musician to learn about Jack’s favorite songs (9:00), how Jack handles a long lasting marriage (11:00), the making of the song “Bubble Toes” (14:00), and why Anna thinks women shouldn’t date musicians (22:00). Then, Jack answers some hard hitting deal-breakers (38:30) and performs his song “Sunsets for Somebody Else” (47:00).

Later, the gang call Jessie (58:30), who is hesitant to pursue any new friendships, and Christina (1:10:00), who is struggling to handle the fact that the guy she likes isn’t ready for a relationship. Finally, Jack ends the show with another one of his classics “Better Together” (1:22:00). Tune in!

This episode is sponsored by Le Tote and Icon Underwear. Le Tote is a monthly subscription service that provides various clothing from designer brands ready to wear. Icon Underwear is pee-proof underwear that keeps you dry and odor free.

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Social Media:

Jack Johnson: @jackjohnson

Anna Faris: @annafaris

Sim Sarna: @simsarna

Unqualified: @unqualified

Sep 26, 2017
ep 90: Elizabeth Olsen
01:00:19

The beautiful and intelligent Elizabeth Olsen (WIND RIVER, INGRID GOES WEST) is on this week’s Unqualified! In this episode, Anna and Sim learn about the problematic shoot that resulted in the amazing Ingrid Goes West (9:00), Elizabeth’s thoughts on “tossing the salad” (10:20), and Anna’s experience taking mushrooms back in college (16:00). Next, Elizabeth answers some deal-breakers (18:00). Don’t ever call her “Lizzie Borden”!

Later, the gang call Hillary (38:00), who is struggling trying to balance a dating life and a home life with her parents. Then they call Liz (53:00), who recently found out that her boyfriend’s ex is his coworker. Tune in!

ALSO, Anna is going on a book tour!! Go to http://unqualified.com/booktour/ to learn more.

This episode is sponsored by Blue Apron and Audible. Blue Apron is a meal delivery service that provides US residents with pre-portioned meals with recipes to subscribers. Audible is one of the largest producers of downloadable audiobooks in the world.

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Anna Faris: @annafaris

Sim Sarna: @simsarna

Unqualified: @unqualified

Sep 19, 2017
ep 89: Lake Bell
01:18:20

Omg! The talented writer/director/actress LAKE BELL (I DO… UNTIL I DON’T, IN A WORLD…) is on this week’s episode of Unqualified!! In this episode, Anna and Lake discuss starting a celebrity breast milk franchise (7:18), Lake’s experience while working on a Mark Duplass film (10:00), and Anna’s thoughts on a particular sex act (21:00). Then, Anna and Lake play the game “Celebrity Baby Name or Celebrity Restaurant/Bar” (27:00).

Later, they call Mallory, who is questioning whether her boyfriend’s job is too abnormal (41:00), and Elizabeth, whose boyfriend’s sister did something strange to her (57:00). This might be the wildest advice call Anna and Sim have ever received! Tune in!

Also make sure to check out Lake’s newest films!

“I Do… Until I Don’t” which she wrote, directed AND starred, and "Home Again"!

 

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Anna Faris: @annafaris

Sim Sarna: @simsarna

Unqualified: @unqualified

Sep 12, 2017
ep 88: Emma Roberts
47:44

Listen up queens, the talented Emma Roberts (AMERICAN HORROR STORY, SCREAM QUEENS) is on Unqualified this week! In this episode, Emma and Anna discuss their fears (11:30) and the most fun character Emma has played (14:30). Then, Emma answers some deal-breakers (19:00). Find out what one of Emma's real deal-breakers is!

Later, Emma and Anna play the game "Not a Book or It is a Book" (41:00) and Emma saves the rest of the show (46:00)! How so? Tune in and find out!

This episode is sponsored by Blue Apron, and Texture. Blue Apron is a meal delivery service that provides US residents with pre-portioned meals with recipes to subscribers. Texture is an app that provides unlimited access to over 150 magazine subscriptions for a monthly rate. 

 

Check out our offers!

For three free meals (with free shipping), visit blueapron.com/unqualified

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Social Media:

Emma Roberts: @emmaroberts

Anna Faris: @annafaris

Sim Sarna: @simsarna

Unqualified: @unqualified

Sep 05, 2017
ep 87: Alanis Morissette
59:53

We’ve got a brand new episode of Unqualified with the one and only Alanis Morissette (CONVERSATION WITH ALANIS MORISSETTE)!!! In this episode, Anna asks Alanis what it is like being a rock star (12:00), Amy tells Alanis about an encounter they once had (16:00), and Alanis discusses her transition into motherhood (23:00)! After some deal-breakers (30:00), the gang calls Amanda (51:00), whose revealing relationship could jeopardize her boyfriend’s job. Then, they call Keeria (59:30), whose husband’s music career is taking a lot of time out of their lives. Tune in and enjoy!

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Aug 29, 2017
ep 86: My Favorite Murder Crossover Pt. 2
49:48

What goes well with a good murder? Karen and Georgia! We’ve got PART TWO of Unqualified with Karen Kilgariff and Georgia Hardstark (MY FAVORITE MURDER). In Part 2, Anna shares the story of actress Rebecca Schaeffer (3:00). Then Georgia tells the group about the killer Charlie Brandt and how an early childhood murder led to no good (23:30). Later, the gang call Leah, who wants to know if it is okay to hook up with her cheating friend’s ex-husband (41:30). Tune in and find out!

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Sim Sarna: @simsarna

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Aug 22, 2017
ep 85: My Favorite Murder Crossover Pt. 1
01:00:56

We’ve got murders! We’ve got relationship deal-breakers! We’ve got a wild new TWO PART crossover episode of Unqualified with Karen Kilgariff and Georgia Hardstark (MY FAVORITE MURDER). In Part 1, Karen tells the gang the tale of the BTK Killer, a man that would bind, torture, and kill his victim (9:00) and they find out which notorious serial killer Anna’s uncle lived across the street from (34:00)! Then Anna and Sim ask the girls their thoughts on relationship deal-breakers (41:00). Later, the group calls Katy, who is bothered by her boyfriend’s co-worker’s snide comments about her relationship with her boyfriend (49:00). Tune in for a fun and morbid time!

This episode is sponsored by Le Tote, Blue Apron, and Texture. Le Tote is a monthly subscription service that provides various clothing from designer brands ready to wear. Blue Apron is a meal delivery service that provides US residents with pre-portioned meals with recipes to subscribers. Texture is an app that provides unlimited access to over 150 magazine subscriptions for a monthly rate. 

 

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Anna Faris: @annafaris

Sim Sarna: @simsarna

Unqualified: @unqualified

Aug 15, 2017
ep 84: Mondo Cozmo
01:16:21

Mondo Cozmo is in the house!!! On this week’s episode of Unqualified, Anna and Sim sit down with their good friend and musician Josh Ostrander (MONDO COZMO)! Anna and Josh discuss when Anna starred in one of his music videos (3:30) and how his career has recently started to skyrocket (3:50). Josh then dives deep into how he writes his music (17:00), and they ask some deal-breakers that Josh isn’t too judgmental about (31:00). Did we mention that Sim reveals how Unqualified was started? (51:00)

Later, they call Joyce (56:00), who completely forgot about her friend’s wedding! Throughout the episode, Josh plays some of his amazing tunes like “Shine” and ends the episode with his new song “Automatic” (1:15:00). Tune in!

And make sure to check out the new Mondo Cozmo album out on August 4th! 

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Mondo Cozmo: @mondocozmo

Anna Faris: @annafaris

Sim Sarna: @simsarna

Unqualified: @unqualified

Aug 01, 2017
ep 83: Eva Longoria
01:35:11
The iconic Eva Longoria (DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES, OVERBOARD) joins Anna and Sim this week for a great show! Right off the bat, Eva and Sim go back in time to talk about the movie they worked on together! The gang then discusses the importance of spirituality and humankind, what would happen if women ruled the world, and their favorite holidays! 
 
Eva is then put to the test when she’s asked some of Anna’s classic Deal-breakers. Find out what makes her tick! Then, during some How Would You Proceed’s, Eva has a run in with Johnny Depp himself! 
 
Anna and Eva then compete in a round of the “Celebrity Name Game” which challenges them to guess then name of commonly mispronounced celebrities names, something that happens to both of them.
 
They take a quick break and return to give some advice to Maria, whose boyfriend’s best friend drunkly admits his love for her, and Adina, whose friend owes her money and is causing quite a bit of drama! EVA LONGORIA! You don’t want to miss out!
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Jul 25, 2017
ep 82: Andy Cohen Returns! (And more caller updates!)
01:31:32

Andy Cohen is back!!! On this week’s episode, Anna and Sim call Andy Cohen (WATCH WHAT HAPPENS LIVE WITH ANDY COHEN) to determine whether Anna would make a good Real Housewife (10:30), they put him in the hot seat to ask some loaded deal breakers including what he would do if asked about Anderson Cooper’s d**k (19:00), they discuss how to handle high pressure Hollywood game-nights plus the time Anna ended up crying in Kate Hudson’s bathroom (30:00), then finally, they turn the tables on Andy with a round of "Plead the Fifth" (35:00)! Later, they do some caller updates! First up is, Jackie (55:00) from our RuPaul episode (Ep. 58 at 1:11:55). Did she end up telling the guy she met on Bumble that she knew he was an NFL football player? Next they call Taylor (1:16:30), from the Chris Evans episode (Ep. 17 Pt. 2 at 49:20), who was contemplating traveling around the world in a camper with her husband. Did she pack up and hit the road? Tune in to find out!

This episode is sponsored by Le Tote and Helix Sleep Mattresses. Le Tote is a monthly subscription service that provides various clothing from designer brands ready to wear. Helix Sleep Mattresses are mattresses customized for your sleeping preferences. 

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Anna Faris: @annafaris

Sim Sarna: @simsarna

Unqualified: @unqualified

Jul 18, 2017
ep 81: "The Lost Tapes Vol. 2" with Regina Hall and Tiffany Haddish!
01:16:00

PSA to our dear listeners! We’ve got another special episode for you this week packed with never before heard recordings from two hilarious guests, Tiffany Haddish and Regina Hall, the stars of the movie Girls Trip out July 21st! In “The Lost Tapes Vol. 2”, Tiffany Haddish (GIRLS TRIP, THE CARMICHAEL SHOW) discusses how she conquered bullies growing up (3:30) and shows Anna and Sim the new “gadget” she bought on Amazon (12:30)! Then, they call Hilary, whose fiancé’s family makes her feel like an outsider (27:00) and Tiffany teaches the group a new word (54:00). Later, Regina Hall (GIRLS TRIP, SCARY MOVIE), Anna, and Sim talk to Chrissy, who is struggling with the fact that she isn’t into relationships (1:06:00). Tune in and enjoy!

This episode is sponsored by Blue Apron and Texture. Blue Apron is a meal delivery service that provides US residents with pre-portioned meals with recipes to subscribers. Texture is an app that provides unlimited access to over 150 magazine subscriptions for a monthly rate. 

 

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Sim Sarna: @simsarna

Unqualified: @unqualified

Jul 11, 2017
ep 80: "The Lost Tapes Vol. 1" with Justin Long, Chris Pratt as "Lewis", Zachary Levi, Adam Pally, Zoe Lister-Jones and Thomas Middleditch!
01:02:16

Attention dear listeners! We’ve got a very special episode for you this week loaded with never before heard recordings from past guests! In “The Lost Tapes Vol. 1”, the show is opened with a song by Eli Braden (Howard Stern Show), just before Anna and Sim go back in time, pre-Unqualified, to practice giving advice to a caller named “Lewis” (played by Chris Pratt) who accidentally slept with his cousin (6:00)! Then, they interview Justin Long (19:30) to discuss how he met Anna and to ask him some rapid fire questions (one word: anal?). Zachary Levi takes a meeting to brainstorm his next great role with the one and only, Karen Sarducci (41:20). Are Adam Pally and Zoe Lister-Jones ready to meet Kayla (50:30)? Find out what happens when Thomas Middleditch is approached by Chad, an app designer, who has an idea that's truly visionary (62:00)! Tune in and enjoy!

This episode is sponsored by Le Tote and Helix Sleep Mattresses! Le Tote is a monthly subscription service that provides various clothing from designer brands ready to wear. Helix Sleep Mattresses are mattresses customized for your sleeping preferences. 

 

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Sim Sarna: @simsarna

Unqualified: @unqualified

Jul 04, 2017
ep 79: Maria Bamford
01:15:39

Maria Bamford (NETFLIX’s LADY DYNAMITE and OLD BABY) is here and she claims to have no deal breakers. Will she handle the questions Anna and Sim throw her way? On this episode, Anna discusses her parents' reactions to landing her first role in Scary Movie (9:00), Maria delivers a sneak peek of what she’ll say in her upcoming college commencement speech (11:00), and Jack Pratt makes another special appearance with his favorite movie quote (14:00)! 

Later, they call Tiffany (44:00), whose husband wants to move to LA and become an actor, and then Liana (58:00), whose long term boyfriend bought a wedding ring, but still hasn’t popped the question! Tune in and hang out!

This episode is sponsored by Blue Apron and Texture. Blue Apron is a meal delivery service that provides US residents with pre-portioned meals with recipes to subscribers. Texture is an app that provides unlimited access to over 150 magazine subscriptions for a monthly rate. 

 

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Anna Faris: @annafaris

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Jun 27, 2017
ep 78: Live from Clusterfest with Hannibal Buress and Lizzo
01:07:26
IT’S HERE! The legendary Hannibal Buress (BROAD CITY, THE ERIC ANDRE SHOW) and Lizzo join Anna and Sim on Unqualified's third live taping at Clusterfest! They talk about stand up, The Bachelor, and the time Hannibal threw himself a parade in New Orleans! Afterwards, Hannibal fields some Deal Breakers and "How Would You Proceed's?" before calling Melanie, who is nervous about seeing her brother's ex-wife for the first time in two years! The gang is then joined by another audience member, Emily, to give her LIVE advice about whether or not she should go on an all expenses paid trip to Vegas with an ex-boyfriend! Listen in and hang out!
 
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Jun 20, 2017
ep 77: Nick Kroll
02:17:09

Nick Kroll (OH HELLO, THE KROLL SHOW, THE LEAGUE) joins Anna and Sim for this week’s episode of Unqualified! They talk about what REALLY happens when you take on the New Orleans night life after the Super Bowl, fart etiquette with your significant other, and the importance of dating passionate people! After Jack makes a surprise appearance to try out some new jokes, Anna and Nick go head to head in a round of "Know Your Lines!" They then call Kelly, who finds out someone she's been casually seeing for two years has been in a long term relationship, and Katie, whose best friend unknowingly named her baby the same name she was planning on naming her own baby! Tune in! 

 

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Anna Faris: @annafaris

Sim Sarna: @simsarna 

Unqualified: @unqualified

 

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Jun 13, 2017
ep 76: Ari Graynor/Online Privacy and Revenge Porn Attorney Carrie Goldberg/Caller Updates!
02:28:32

This week we’ve got a JAM PACKED episode of Unqualified for you! Up first, Anna and Sim talk to Carrie Goldberg, an attorney who specializes in online privacy and revenge porn. We then check in with some of our previous callers, Jeanine, who called about an affair she was having with a coworker, and Charlene, who was receiving anonymous notes at her desk! Then the gang is joined by the very talented Ari Graynor (I'M DYING UP HERE, WHAT'S YOUR NUMBER) to chat about double standards, snooping on social media and so much more! Listen in!

 

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Sim Sarna: @Simsarna 

Carrie Golberg:@cagoldberglaw

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Jun 06, 2017
ep 75: Adam Pally and Zoe Lister-Jones
01:12:42

Adam Pally (MINDY PROJECT, HAPPY ENDINGS, MAKING HISTORY) and Zoe Lister-Jones (BAND AID, LIFE IN PIECES) join Anna and Sim on this week's Unqualified! Anna and Sim quickly catch up before the show starts and talk about Sarah Silverman's newest special! Shortly after, they join Zoe and Adam to talk about what it’s like working on set with only women, high school social rankings, and historical re-enactments! They then call Payton, who is unsure of what to do when she meets someone she has a strong connection with on an airplane, and Kyle, who is nervous about seeing an old flame at a weekend reunion! 

Tune in and make sure to check out Band Aid in theaters 6/2 and Sarah Silverman's Netflix special out 5/30! WOMEN RULE!

 

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Sim Sarna: @simsarna

Adam Pally: @adampally

Zoe Lister-Jones: @zoelisterjones

May 30, 2017
ep 74: Kelly Rohrbach
01:01:59

Kelly Rohrbach (BAYWATCH MOVIE) joins Anna and Sim on this week's Unqualified! Kelly discusses getting Pam Anderson's blessing before taking on her iconic role, her collegiate golf career... and then tackles a few weird deal-breakers! They then call Olga, who had asked a friend to move with her to a new state and now her friend wants to bring her new boyfriend with them, and Haley, who is growing nervous about her boyfriend becoming more defensive. Tune in!

May 23, 2017
ep 73: Timothy Simons
01:05:16

Timothy Simons (VEEP) joins Anna and Sim on Unqualified this week to talk about childhood music, British etiquette and Anna announces another live show coming up in June! They then call Megan, who finds an acquaintance's husband on Tinder, and Jane, who is unsure whether or not she should have coffee with an ex-boyfriend! Tune in and hang out!

May 16, 2017
ep 72: Terry Crews
01:26:01

Terry Crews (BROOKLYN NINE-NINE, WHITE CHICKS) joins Anna and Sim on one of Unqualified's most talked about episodes to talk about the politics of football, the power of pride, and the cult of masculinity! After Terry tackles some deal-breakers, he challenges Anna to a round of “NFL player or Real Housewife.” They then call Jacqueline, who's worried she slept with someone she’s interested in too quickly, and Alyssa, whose brother has become progressively more vocal about his controversial political views. Tune in! 

May 09, 2017
ep 71: Lance Bass and Michael Turchin
01:20:15

Lance Bass returns to Unqualified this week with his husband, Michael Turchin! The gang talk about NSYNC, what it was like growing up in Mississippi, and the behind the scenes world of Vanderpump Rules! After taking on some relationship deal breakers, they call Crista, who is nervous about her potential future in-laws not being okay with a gay relationship, and Lizzy, whose boyfriend of five years believes that “kissing is not cheating.” Tune in! You don’t want to miss this one!

May 02, 2017
ep 70: Thomas Middleditch
01:12:15
Thomas Middleditch (SILICON VALLEY) joins Anna and Sim this week to talk about Hollywood egos, spring cleaning, alternate careers and Anna pitches him a new app idea! Later, they call Kellie, whose family is having problems with her leaving the Mormon church with her husband, and Katie, whose friend is getting too involved with her dating life. Tune in! You don’t want to miss this one!
 
 
Apr 25, 2017
ep 69: Kristin Chenoweth
01:07:08

This week on Unqualified, Anna and Sim hangout with one of the most brilliantly talented people in show business, Kristin Chenoweth (WICKED, PUSHING DAISIES, THE WEST WING)! The gang talks about ageism in Hollywood, performing on Broadway, false compliments and get into some hilarious deal-breakers! They then call Leonela, who is concerned about her fathers suspicious behavior, and Hannah, who isn't sure what to do when she finds herself having feelings for a childhood friend. Listen in! 

Apr 18, 2017
ep 68: Sharon Stone
01:19:09

This week on Unqualified, Anna and Sim sit down with Hollywood legend, Sharon Stone (CASINO, BASIC INSTINCT)! The gang talks about unconventional beauty, what is "sexy," first date etiquette and Sharon takes down the infamous Karen Sarducci! After the break, they call Charlene, whose perfect boyfriend has a low sex drive, and Lauren, whose life was changed by Sharon's advice for her. Tune in! SHARON STONE YOU GUYS!

 

Apr 11, 2017
ep 67: Eric Stonestreet
01:15:07

This week on Unqualified, Anna and Sim sit down with the very kind, Eric Stonestreet (MODERN FAMILY, THE SECRET LIFE OF PETS, BAD TEACHER)! They talk about ghosting friends, anatomy, Eric's new show "The Toy Box" and how a broken heart got him to audition for his first play! They do a few Deal-Breakers then call Jack, who’s having issues with an aggressive ex, and Hannah, who’s boyfriend is embarrassed to introduce her to his parents because of her tattoos. Listen in and hangout!

The Toy Box premieres on FRIDAY, APRIL 7 8|7c, on ABC. 

Apr 04, 2017
ep 66: Jillian Bell and Charlotte Newhouse
01:10:40

This week on Unqualified, Anna and Sim hangout with the very funny duo of Jillian Bell (WORKAHOLICS, IDIOTSITTER, 22 JUMP STREET) and Charlotte Newhouse (IDIOTSITTER)! They get into fetishes, apps they want to make, how they developed their show and Anna pitches new perfumes! They also play Friendship Dealbreaker’s and have a run in with someone from their past. Afterwards they call Janine, who’s mother-in-law has put her in an interesting position, and Kaelyn, who feels like she’s being benched by a group of her guy friends! Chris Pratt also pops in to tell a hilarious story (4:46)! This is an episode you’ll love! Tune in!

Mar 28, 2017
Bonus! Special sneak preview of "Missi and Zach Might Bang" with guest Anna Faris
25:37

HEY YOU! LISTENER! Have you heard the news? Unqualified Media is expanding by adding another hilarious show to your queue! Introducing "Missy and Zach Might Bang" starring Missi Pyle and Zach Selwyn! We have the first 20 minutes for you right here! These two are hysterical and are kicking off their season with the show’s producers, Anna and Sim! Tune in as they talk about robots, electro shock therapy, and The Matrix! Did we mention that they’ll also be improvising music throughout the entire show? HECK YEAH! To hear the full episode with it’s INSANE ending, subscribe to "Miss and Zach Might Bang” on iTunes now! For even more fun, episode 2 featuring Eric Stonestreet is also up! Go subscribe already!

Missy and Zach Might Bang: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/missi-and-zach-might-bang/id1217686743?mt=2

Mar 23, 2017
ep 65: Michael Peña
01:35:15
This week on Unqualified, Anna and Sim sit down with the very funny, Michael Peña (ANT-MAN, END OF WATCH, THE MARTIAN)! They talk about diversity in Hollywood, EDM and Michael's new film CHiPS! They then call Michelle, who's trying to decide whether or not to start having kids, and Megan, whose friend has overstayed her welcome. Tune in and hang out! 
 

 

Mar 21, 2017
ep 64: Joel McHale
01:33:30

This week Anna and Sim sit down with one of the coolest cats in Hollywood, Joel McHale (THE SOUP, COMMUNITY, THE GREAT INDOORS)! They talk about the Seahawks, facial hair and who they would cast to play themselves in a movie! Then after some Deal Breakers and How Would You Proceeds, the gang calls Matthew, who's wondering how to be friends with his ex, and Isabella, who's a college RA with a crush on a resident! You don’t want to miss this one!

Mar 14, 2017
ep 63: Malin Akerman
01:42:45

This week on Unqualified, Anna and Sim hangout with the wonderful Malin Akerman (BILLIONS, WATCHMEN, THE COMEBACK)! Anna and Malin talk about being event buddies, female friendships, splitting the bill on the first date, and play "Finance Term or Sex Position?” Malin also braves some "Deal Breakers" and "How Would You Proceeds!” You don’t want to miss this one! Listen in and hang out!

Mar 07, 2017
ep 62: Lauren Graham
01:07:10

This week on Unqualified, Anna and Sim sit down with Hollywood sweetheart Lauren Graham (GILMORE GIRLS, PARENTHOOD)! They talk about typecasting, interviews, Valentine’s Day and Lauren’s book “Talking As Fast As I Can"! Lauren also has a run in with Kayla and takes on some Deal Breakers! They then call Peter, who doesn’t know what to do when he falls in love with a man abroad, and Kirsten, whose husband is reluctant about her keeping her maiden name. Tune in! LAUREN GRAHAM! She rules!

Feb 28, 2017
ep 61: Bob Odenkirk
01:21:28

This week on Unqualified, Anna and Sim sit down with comedy veteran Bob Odenkirk (BETTER CALL SAUL, BREAKING BAD, MR. SHOW)! They chat about making the switch to dramatic acting, dog strollers, armpit hair and so much more! Bob also runs into Kayla in the lobby of a hotel and has a high profile general meeting with Karen Sarducci. They then call Sophia, who doesn’t know what to do when her boyfriend's best friend is blatantly rude to her and Jamie, whose boyfriend becomes territorial about her past relationships! Tune in!

Feb 21, 2017
ep 60: Charlie Day
01:23:12

This week on Unqualified Anna and Sim sit down with the hysterical Charlie Day (IT’S ALWAYS SUNNY, HORRIBLE BOSSES, FIST FIGHT)! They talk about pranks, rumpology, comic acting vs. dramatic acting and throw down on some Deal Breakers! Then they call Shelby, who finds out a guy that has been flirting with her is married with four children and Katie, who’s not sure what to do when she finds her new boyfriend on Bumble. Listen in!

Feb 14, 2017
ep 59: Stan Lee
45:40

This week on Unqualified Anna and Sim sit down with one of the most recognized comic book icons in history, Stan Lee (MARVEL COMICS, FANTASTIC FOUR, THOR, X-MEN, SPIDER-MAN)! The gang talks about human kindness, Stan’s organization "Hands of Respect,” and play a round of Not So Rapid Fire Questions! Then, they call Kayley who is having trouble getting her husband to eat right and work out. This is a very special episode! 

Feb 07, 2017
ep 58: RuPaul
01:31:35

This week on Unqualified Anna and Sim sit down with one of the kindest people in the world, the magnificent RuPaul (RUPAUL’S DRAG RACE, RUPAUL'S DRAG RACE: ALL STARS, WHAT’S THE TEE?)! Ru gives Anna and Sim their drag names, they talk about sexuality, spirituality, their first albums and play a winning round of Would You Rather! Later they call Jo, who doesn’t know what to do about her partners close friendship with an ex, and Jackie, who finds out the guy she’s been talking to is secretly an NFL player! You don't wanna miss this one! Tune in and hang out! 

Jan 31, 2017
ep 57: Russell Peters
01:20:11

This week on Unqualified Anna and Sim sit down with one of the most decorated comedians in history, Russell Peters (MADISON SQUARE GARDEN, 02 LODON, LAST COMIC STANDING)! They talk about life on the road, what it was like growing up Indian in Canada, and the time Russell punched someone during Scary Movie 2! After fearlessly taking on some wild deal-breakers, the gang calls Alex, who’s trying to navigate his dating life after constantly finding himself in the friend-zone, and Sarah, who doesn’t know what to do when her husbands avid guitar collecting becomes obsessive! Tune in and hang out with us!

Jan 24, 2017
ep 56: Kaitlin Olson and Scott MacArthur
01:33:33

This week on Unqualified Anna and Sim sit down with the insanely hilarious Kaitlin Olson (IT’S ALWAYS SUNNY, THE MICK) and Scott MacArthur (THE MICK)! The gang reminisces about college, dating now vs. the past, human evolution and what it’s like to work on multiple shows at once! After playing How Would You Proceed, Deal Breakers and Obscure Parenting Trivia they call Kate, who’s not sure what to do when someone she has a past with won’t stop reaching out even after proposing to his girlfriend, and Lindsey, who wants to know if she and her boyfriend are crossing the lines of comfort! Oh boy, it's a good one. Listen in!

Jan 17, 2017
2016 Memorable Moments Vol. 2
02:26:25

Unqualified is back this week with an episode that is jam-packed with more of our favorite moments from 2016! Listen in as Anna and Sim give you a behind the scenes peek of past interviews with fantastic guests such as Keegan-Michael Key, Katie Couric, Chelsea Handler, Allison Janney, Courtney Love and so many more! They talk about past relationships, creative struggles in Hollywood, social media bullying and reflect on a seriously amazing year. HANG OUT WITH US!

Jan 10, 2017
2016 Memorable Moments Vol. 1
02:03:52
From the whole Unqualified team we want to say thank you to all of our sweet sweet listeners for an absolutely stellar year! We wanted to throw together some of our favorite moments from 2016 to celebrate a great year so enjoy part one of Unqualified's memorable moments with guests that include Jennifer Lawrence, Chris Pratt, Shaq, Chris Evans, Jenny Slate, Aubrey Plaza and many more! We love you and can't wait to see what shenanigans we get into in 2017! STAY TUNED!

 

Jan 03, 2017
ep 55: Zachary Levi
01:39:11

Happy Holidays from Unqualified! This week's guest is one of the kindest people in Hollywood: Zachary Levi (CHUCK, TANGLED, THOR)! In this episode, the gang covers everything from the rise and fall of stars, early careers, social media, and rejection. They also put Zach up to the test with some deal breakers and play a new game called “Name The Disney Mental Disorder!” Later, they call Haley, who’s on the fence about asking her boyfriend of a year to move across the country for her, and Meg, who’s nervous about attending a big work event because SMALL TALK IS THE WORST GUYS. Listen in and hang out with us!

Dec 27, 2016
ep 54: Jeremy Renner
01:21:07

WHAM! This week Anna and Sim sit down with America’s tough guy and Anna’s next door neighbor, Jeremy Renner (The Hurt Locker, Arrival, Avengers)! He gets the royal treatment at Imaginarium Studios where Hollywood legend Karen Sarducci pitches projects to him with heavy Oscar buzz. They also talk about the realities of fame and what's it's really like to be a working actor! Afterwards, the gang calls Kelsey, who needs advice on how to survive the holidays with a mother in law who doesn’t like her, and Laura, who’s boyfriend really loves football, maybe even a little too much. Listen in and hang out!

Dec 20, 2016
ep 53: Milo Ventimiglia
01:25:46

Secure your oxygen masks, tighten the yellow straps, and breathe slowly because this week our guest is the man, the myth...Milo Ventimiglia (This is Us, Gilmore Girls, Heroes). Karen Sarducci calls a meeting with the man everyone in town is talking about, and even gets her son Milo (played by Paul Scheer) on the phone so the two Milos can meet!  After some Unqualified deal-breakers, Anna, Sim, and Milo call Jenny, whose husband wants to get his PhD around the same time she wants to have kids.  They also give unqualified advice to Rachel, who doesn’t know what to do when a family she used to babysit for ropes her into the drama of an affair! Oh no! Turbulence! Tune in!

Dec 13, 2016
ep 52: Anna's Birthday w/ Jason Mantzoukas, Paul Scheer and June Diane Raphael
57:02

PODSWAP! In this week's episode, Anna and Sim sit down with the insanely funny hosts of the popular movie podcast HOW DID THIS GET MADE?, June Diane Raphael (Grace and Frankie, Ass Backwards), and Unqualified repeat guests Paul Scheer (The League, Fresh Off The Boat) and Jason Mantzoukas (The League, The Dictator)! June and Paul go on a double-date with Jason and his new girlfriend, Kayla, and take a meeting with the most powerful woman in Hollywood, Karen Sarducci! June and Paul also share the story of how they fell in love, and the gang calls Gabby who’s deciding whether to meet up with someone she’s met online. OH, AND DID WE MENTION IT’S ANNA’S BIRTHDAY? Don't miss the party!

Dec 05, 2016
Bonus Episode: Anna and Sim hire an intern
01:02:12

BONUS EPISODE: This week we go Inside Unqualified again as Anna and Sim sit down to interview a perspective intern named Nina! Both Anna and Sim ask the hard hitting questions about life, failures, and what it REALLY takes to be a an intern at Unqualified. What will happen when she shows up to the interview and Sim tells her Anna’s in a bad mood? Can she handle the pressure? Will she crack when Chris Pratt walks in? This 19 year old doesn’t know what’s coming so sit in on the interview and see if she gets the job.

Dec 02, 2016
Isla Fisher Pt. 2
40:15

On part two of this week’s episode, Anna, Sim, and Isla Fisher dial up some callers. First they call Dianne, whose boyfriend broke the one rule in their non-monogamous relationship by sleeping with a mutual friend who he claims was “in a dark place.” Next, the team dishes out some unqualified advice to Allison, who’s worried that one of her best friends could potentially be marrying the wrong person. Stakes are high this week, tune in!

Nov 30, 2016
ep 51: Isla Fisher Pt. 1
50:18

This week on Unqualified, Anna and Sim hang out with actress Isla Fisher (Nocturnal Animals, Wedding Crashers, Confessions of a Shopaholic). They talk about tabloid rumors, peaking at the 2007 MTV Video Music Awards, and what it’s like being a mom in Hollywood, before testing out how Isla would proceed in some crazy scenarios. Karen Sarducci also pencils in a visit with Isla to pitch some feature film ideas with major Oscar buzz! Will she sign on? Listen in and find out! And come back tomorrow for some listener calls!

Nov 29, 2016
ep 50: Andy Cohen/Caller Updates
01:41:13

This week's episode of Unqualified is extra special! Anna and Sim kick off the show with a call to Mr. Reality TV himself, the outrageously funny Andy Cohen (Watch What Happens Live)! Join in as the gang discusses three-ways and Andy shares how he almost lost his "gold star gay" status on a book tour.  Anna and Sim also dish out juicy deal breakers to Bravo's king of drama, and Andy talks about his new hilarious book “Superficial," which is in stores now! Then, Anna and Sim check in with previous callers to see how their unqualified advice panned out. They first follow up with Giovanni (Julia Stiles episode), who was contemplating whether to tell his family that he’s gay and living with his boyfriend. Next, they talk to Polly (Jason Mantzoukas episode), who decided to tell her conservative Christian parents that she’s in love with a Jewish man. Tune in and see how they're doing now!

Nov 22, 2016
Seth Rogen Live Pt. 2
42:56

In part two of this weeks Unqualified Anna, Sim and comedy Superhuman Seth Rogen (Superbad, Knocked Up, Sausage Party) take calls from Angel, who doesn’t know what to do about his relationship with a man who lied for three months about his identity, Stephanie, who's a law student that is recently divorced dealing with dating and her parents skepticism based on the past relationship, and Amy, who’s debating whether or not to date a guy her friend has a crush on. Plot twist HE WON THE BACHELOR!"

Nov 09, 2016
ep 48: Seth Rogen Live Pt. 1
53:05

Join in the fun at Entertainment Weekly's PopFest when Anna and Sim headline with funny man Seth Rogen (Superbad, Knocked Up, Sausage Party)! Swoon! The show is opened by the USC marching band and is jam packed with hilarious moments! In true Unqualified fashion, the gang tests Seth’s knowledge on weed and dives into Seth’s deal breakers. Karen Sarducci makes an appearance, too. You DON'T want to miss this one, trust us!

Nov 08, 2016
Allison Janney Pt. 2
34:58

Part two of this week's show with the return of the insanely cool Allison Janney (MOM, THE WEST WING) is kicked off with a call to Sarah, who needs advice on whether or not she should break up with her boyfriend, and is topped off with a call to Katie, who’s unsure whether or not to take an internship that has a very unexpected twist!

Nov 02, 2016
ep 47: Allison Janney Pt. 1
51:20

Back by popular demand, Allison Janney (MOM, WEST WING...and basically Queen of the Damn World, ugh) returns to Unqualified!  Allison talks about getting her star on the Hollywood walk of fame and preparing for her Broadway debut. She also meets Karen Sarducci and auditions for a new (and bizarre) HBO show. Then Sim and Allison fight it out in a new game called Who Knows Anna Best? Come back tomorrow for Part 2 when the gang hits the phones for some listener calls!

Nov 01, 2016
Bonus Episode: MOM writer/producer Susan McMartin
25:53

BONUS EPISODE: You heard right! At Unqualified we treat you right baby, and this week we're dropping a bonus episode with Writer/Producer Susan McMartin (MOM) who pulls back the curtain and lets us in the Hollywood writers room. Anna, Sim, Susan and Cassie talk about their careers in LA, selling scripts, getting started and what it’s like being a woman in a male dominated industry.

Oct 28, 2016
Rachel Bloom Pt. 2
55:21

Anna, Sim and Rachel Bloom (CRAZY EX-GIRLFRIEND) kick off part two of this weeks episode by playing a round of "How Would You Proceed?" They then take a call from Molly, who's confused on what to do when her best friend admits to having feelings, and Melissa, who wants to know how to confront a self-centered friend about being a more active listener. GUH, RELATABLE. The gang then caps off the show with some "Crazy Ex-Girlfriend" talk.

Oct 26, 2016
ep 46: Rachel Bloom Pt. 1
48:14

This week Anna and Sim sit down with the raddest and the baddest Golden Globe winning actress, Rachel Bloom (CRAZY EX-GIRLFRIEND)! Anna, Rachel and Sim unpack their experiences clubbing now vs. the past, being teens in summer camp, being married and Rachel tells a story about a shocking social experiment conducted at her summer camp! Finally, Anna and Rachel blueprint their “Golden Girls” inspired retirement plan for 2056- you'll never guess what it is!

Oct 25, 2016
Dax Shepard Pt. 2
46:43

Part 2 picks up right where we left off with an incredibly weird "Deal breaker?." Then, Dax explains why actors are the worst people on the planet! Dax also meets film studio head Karen Sarducci to discuss a Kung Fu movie with a very controversial title. We move to calls and talk to Samantha, who wants to spice up her sex life with toys but she's worried her boyfriend will feel insecure. Finally, Dax and Anna perform the opening scene of PRETTY WOMAN 2!

Oct 19, 2016
ep 45: Dax Shepard Pt. 1
48:03

Loveable goofball Dax Shepard joins Anna and Sim for another hilarious two-part Unqualified episode. Dax and Anna talk about a couples trip they took to Hawaii at the same time, Dax’s rise in Hollywood, and how men and women have different views on finding someone/being found naked. Dax even has the pleasure of meeting Kayla. The gang then breaks format and makes an early call to Megan, who is concerned about how her eight-month-old twins are affecting her marriage. More fun and another listener call tomorrow for Part 2! If you enjoyed the episode, we would really appreciate review on iTunes.

Oct 18, 2016
Whitney Cummings Live Pt. 2
43:22

Anna, Sim and Whitney dish out live unqualified advice in this episode - with a little help from the audience! First, they call Jen, who’s caught in the middle of a scandalous workplace affair. Then, one lucky audience member, Devlin, joins the gang onstage to get advice on how make his new partner feel comfortable with physical intimacy. Sounds like serious stuff but don’t worry - with Whitney and Anna, you're guaranteed a shit ton of laughs!

Oct 12, 2016
ep 44: Whitney Cummings Live Pt. 1
48:08

Bummed you couldn't attend the first live Unqualified show with Whitney Cummings? Well now you can get in on the fun! Join Anna, Sim and Whitney at the Nerdmelt Showroom in LA for a candid convo about Whitney's sexual past (11:30), bridal parties (17:00), and of course, some deal breakers!  Anna also calls up on stage a very popular surprise guest (25:50). Don’t miss part two tomorrow when we take a live call and give one lucky audience member some unqualified relationship advice!

Oct 11, 2016
Katie Couric Pt. 2
37:10

Katie's back, proving that she's far from unqualified when it comes to giving advice! First, the gang talks to Samantha, who is struggling with a very delicate family situation. Next, they help Connie and her fiancé reach a compromise about 90's music at their wedding. Plus, Katie shares a super romantic story about her engagement ring.  

Check out Katie's podcast, Katie Couric, on iTunes.

Oct 05, 2016
ep 43: Katie Couric Pt. 1
51:35

Katie Couric brings her warmth, wit, and wisdom to Unqualified this week. She and Anna delve into gender politics issues in journalism and Hollywood, and discuss Katie's work on a thought-provoking new documentary about gender identity. The conversation gets even more personal when Anna, Katie, and Sim discuss their experiences with internet trolls and cyber bullying. And you might be surprised about what Katie thinks are dating dealbreakers! The gang also plays a game called "Rapper or Politician?" and Katie teaches Anna a "valley girl" cheer (as well as correct Hebrew pronunciation).  

Join us tomorrow for Part 2, when Katie dishes about engagement ring and we hit the phones for some listener calls!

Oct 03, 2016
Ken Jeong Pt. 2
59:07

We're back for some calls and more improv in part 2! First, Anna, Ken, and Sim help Samantha decide whether to help keep her teenage daughter's lesbian relationship a secret from her daughter's girlfriend's strict Muslim parents. They also talk to Rebecca, who is unsure what effect her boyfriend starting medical school will have on their relationship. And prepare yourselves for Kayla's craziest Tinder date ever--with Mr. Chow from "The Hangover"!

Sep 28, 2016
ep 42: Ken Jeong Pt. 1
47:50

Ken Jeong (DR. KEN, HANGOVER movies) is truly a national treasure. Listen in as Anna, Sim and Ken discuss Ken's remarkable transition from successful medical doctor to comedic superstar, and why practicing medicine is a lot like acting.  There is also another hysterical, improv-packed “Dealbreaker" series, and more #FYS than in any other episode to date. And sure to stay tuned til the end for a surprise finale!  

Join us tomorrow for more fun when we take some listener calls in Part 2!

Sep 27, 2016
Regina Hall Pt. 2
53:19

Part two of this week's episode has a little something for everyone! First, Anna and Regina discuss their early inspirations and explain why it takes thoughtfulness to play someone stupid or insane. The ladies then pitch a remake of "The Golden Girls"---and even improvise a scene from the show! Regina also educates Anna and Sim as to why the classic sitcom "Good Times" is the most frustrating show in history. From there, the gang turns to listener calls. They first talk to Carolyn, whose friends are becoming a little too involved in her relationship. Anna, Regina, and Sim then give Jen advice about how to disinvite her drunk sister-in-law to her upcoming wine tasting bachelorette weekend.

Sep 21, 2016
ep 41: Regina Hall Pt. 1
01:08:32

Happy holidays, from Fistgina, aka Anna Faris and her Scary Movie co-star Regina Hall (WHEN THE BOUGH BREAKS). Regina returns to Unqualified this week to reminisce with Anna about their Scary Movie days and even sing a few songs. (And yes, we explain what happened to Regina's first episode!)  Regina also describes her perfect penis for Anna and Sim, and the the gang discusses a promising new cure for constipation. They also play a hilarious round of “DealBreaker" with a new character: Chad. Then we’ll meet another new character named Sasha. Oh, and Kayla returns.

Sep 20, 2016
ep 40: Regina King
01:10:48

Regina King (American Crime, Southland, Jerry Maguire) reigns supreme on Unqualified this week. The 2015 Emmy winner and 2016 Emmy-nominated actress not only fields some of the most outrageous "Dealbreaker" questions to date (you'll never think of the name "Heather" the same way), but beats Anna handily in a game of "Football Player or Stripper" (same goes for "Lucious Pusey"). Regina and Anna also practice accepting Oscars on each other's behalf, read lines from a new stoner movie in a hilarious audition improv, and role-play a mother/daughter-in law having an unusual heart-to-heart. Later, Regina, Anna, and Sim talk to a newly-engaged woman whose fiancé's family remains inappropriately close with his ex-wife.

Sep 13, 2016
Johnny Galecki Pt. 2
50:32

The Unqualified crew calls in reinforcement from Chris Pratt to help out with some thorny issues this week.  First, they talk to a married woman who is struggling to break off an affair with her married colleague—even though she knows it is both wrong and reckless.  They then give some unqualified advice to a caller who has been secretly dating her BFF’s brother against her friend’s wishes.  Anna, Chris, Sim, and Johnny have lots of thoughts about whether and how she should break the news—tune in and find out what they have to say!

Sep 07, 2016
ep 39: Johnny Galecki Pt. 1
47:24

Before this week's episode, Big Bang Theory's Johnny Galecki was a podcast virgin. Anna and Sim make sure that his first recording experience is a memorable one, complete with with Unqualified-style relationship hypotheticals and, of course, a Tinder date improv with Anna. In Part 1, Johnny also explains why he gets excited about criticism, what advice Roseanne gave him upon getting his role on Big Bang Theory, and the surprising reason he got into a fistfight with his brother on Christmas morning. Later, Anna and Johnny contemplate male vs. female sexual insecurity, and Johnny shares a hilarious story about dating a woman who did voodoo.  

Join us tomorrow for Part 2 when the gang (plus Chris!) hits the phone to dish out some unqualified advice.

Sep 06, 2016
Bonus Episode: ESPN Fantasy Football's Matthew Berry
52:25

Anna and Sim are gearing up for football season and need some advice about how to get their significant others to enjoy their first fantasy football seasons. So who better to call than ESPN fantasy football guru Matthew Berry? Listen in as Anna and Matthew strategize about how she can help Chris win his celebrity league--and beat out Chris Evans and John Krasinski! Matthew and Sim also discuss why women who aren't normally football fans (like Matthew's wife and Sim's girlfriend) should give fantasy football a chance. But don't worry, it's not all football talk! Anna and Sim put Matthew through the ringer with a "Relationship DealBreaker or Not: Football Edition," and find out that football statistics aren't all he's good at analyzing.  Enjoy!

Sep 01, 2016
Eric Andre Pt. 2
01:04:30

Carrie finds herself in an awkward situation: after scrolling through her boyfriend’s phone, she discovered some incredibly inappropriate texts. Her call to the Unqualified gang leads to a surprisingly thoughtful discussion on what constitutes “cheating.” Then, Anna, Sim, and Eric talk to Jessica, who is freaked out because the rich guy she’s currently dating may be too good to be true.  By the way, if at times you feel like you’re listening to a completely different Eric Andre, there is a reason for that. TWIDDLED MY BEAN! You’ll find out what that means as well!

Aug 31, 2016
ep 38: Eric Andre Pt. 1
59:07

Eric Andre is one of the most innovative—and unpredictable—comedians today, so get ready for a wild ride. On this week’s episode, Anna, Eric and Sim discuss Anna’s fan mail to the band 311, Eric’s sexual encounter outside of a castle in Prague, Anna’s kegal breaks on the set of MOM, “Precious” in IMAX 3D, and much more. At the end of the episode, Eric is pressured into taking a bite of something gross—you won’t believe what it is! Join us back here tomorrow for Part 2 when we hit the phones; you’re not going to want to miss out on Eric’s unqualified advice!

 

Be sure to check out Eric on Adult Swim.  And if you really want to laugh, google “Eric Andre/Lauren Conrad” and “Eric Andre/RNC.”

Aug 30, 2016
Bonus episode: Tavi Gevinson
55:41

Tavi Gevinson is many things: millennial icon, current TEEN VOGUE covergirl, editor-in-chief of ROOKIE, and the toast of Broadway. In this bonus episode, Anna and Tavi (and, unfortunately, Sim) have a frank and hilarious discussion about success at a young age, how Tavi got her start, and J.J. ABRAMS’ SON! You’ll have to hear Tavi’s story to believe it! No listener calls or games today, but we still find a way to fly off the rails.  So stay tuned til the end and enjoy!

Aug 25, 2016
ep 37: Courtney Love
59:12

Anna couldn't be more excited to host the legendary Courtney Love this week on Unqualified. Courtney describes the thrill of performing for a crowd, and gives some revealing answers when Anna and Sim ask her "Dealbreaker or Not?" dating questions. The gang also talks to a female caller whose live-in girlfriend hasn't come out to her family, and tries to help a woman having disagreements about finances with her boyfriend. And the last two minutes of the show may be our best ending yet - you've never heard Anna like this before! Enjoy!

Aug 23, 2016
Mike Birbiglia Pt. 2
01:05:26

Anna, Sim and special guest Mike Birbiglia (DON’T THINK TWICE) take listener calls for part 2! Brie’s in-laws are pressuring her to have a baby while Mariah can’t stand the fact that her boyfriend is an avid Trump supporter. Will their relationship survive the election? Don’t skip this one! And please don’t forget to rate and review us on iTunes!

Aug 17, 2016
ep 36: Mike Birbiglia Pt. 1
01:15:16

The brilliant and hysterical Mike Birbiglia (SLEEPWALK WITH ME, TRAINWRECK) joins Anna and Sim to discuss the phenomenal success of his indie DON’T THINK TWICE, starring Keegan-Michael Key. We also talk about Anna’s performance in LOST IN TRANSLATION, dating apps, and why Mike couldn’t cast Anna in his movie. Plus, Mike turns his awkward Uber ride to Anna’s house into another hilarious improv! The gang also plays "Dealbreaker?” and there may even be an appearance by everyone's favorite Imaginarium Films executive. And don't forget to tune in tomorrow for Part 2 when we go the the calls!

Aug 16, 2016
Patti Stanger Pt. 2
44:17

Judging from all the feedback on social media, you all love Patti as much as we do!  Part Two is a little different; since Patti is our most “qualified” guest to date, we put her to the test. Two female listeners want to know why they can’t attract the men of their dreams…and boy does Patti let them know why! This episode may be a master class on what it really takes to have a fulfilling personal life. Whether you agree with Patti or not, prepare for some #truthbombs!
 

Aug 10, 2016
ep 35: Patti Stanger Pt. 1
01:18:11

Million Dollar Matchmaker Patti Stanger holds nothing back when she joins Anna and Sim this week. Patti takes Sim to task about buying his girlfriend a ring, and gives Anna some tough love "Million Dollar Matchmaker" style. She also weighs in on relationship deal-breakers, and trades juicy dating stories with Anna. Packed with tips on dating, sex, and general negotiating strategy, you won't want to miss a minute of this riotous episode!  

Come back tomorrow when the gang hits the phones for some unqualified advice.  And be sure to catch Patti on "Million Dollar Matchmaker" on WE tv.

Aug 09, 2016
Tatiana Maslany Pt. 2
47:03

Emmy-nominated “Orphan Black” superstar Tatiana Maslany dishes out some very impressive advice! First, Tatiana, Anna and Sim advise Amari, who’s unsure if her long-distance crush is manipulating her. The gang then attempts to help Priscilla figure out how help her best friend, who is suffering from an eating disorder. And you'll definitely want to stay until the end to hear what Tatiana will do to her Emmy if she wins!

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Aug 02, 2016
ep 34: Tatiana Maslany Pt. 1
39:55

Emmy-nominated actress Tatiana Maslany stops by Anna's house this week to talk Orphan Black, Comic Con, "internalized misogyny," and the mystery that is lunch buffets at strip clubs. Anna and Tatiana perform an Imaginarium Entertainment improv scene and reenact a classic "Pretty Woman" moment.  Anna also recounts the time Sim made the mistake of ranking her intelligence.  Tune in tomorrow for some listener phone calls! And be sure to catch Tatiana on Orphan Black, airing on BBC America!

Aug 02, 2016
Julia Stiles Pt. 2
01:08:14

Did you listen to part one yet? Part two is even better! Before Julia Stiles owns the box office this weekend with “Jason Bourne”, prepare to be impressed by her amazing advice! Anna, Sim and Julia field one of our most emotional calls since we started the podcast, as Giovani discusses his heartbreaking yet inspiring situation.

Jul 27, 2016
ep 33: Julia Stiles Pt. 1
48:15

"Bourne Ultimatum" star Julia Stiles joins Anna and Sim for this week's two-part episode of "Unqualified."  Listen in as Julia opens up about her musical ambitions, her pigeon phobia, and why baseball is "her valium."  Anna also recounts her mom's reaction to Scary Movie, and contemplates the many words for genitalia in the English language.  Lastly, Sim and Anna give Julia some off-the-wall hypos involving garden gnomes and the Mets.  You won't want to miss her answers!

Jul 26, 2016
ep 32: 2 Dope Queens' Phoebe Robinson
01:25:01

The outrageously funny Phoebe Robinson, host of "2 Dope Queens" and "Sooo Many White Guys," joins Anna and Sim this week, along with her friend, comedian Jamie Lee. The gang discusses topics including flight attendants, "Sex and the City," nightmare auditions, Anna's Oprah encounter, and Donald Trump!  Also, prior caller Katie (James Gunn episode, Part 2, 15:35 mark) calls in to give an update about the uncomfortable situation with her recently-discovered birthmother. Finally, Anna, Sim, Phoebe and Jamie try to help a listener who is worried about her brother's gold-digging fiancé.

Jul 19, 2016
Bonus episode: Inside Unqualified
51:16

We have a special treat in store, dear listeners! Introducing the first episode of "Inside Unqualified," an experimental bonus show that we're trying out in addition to the show you heard this week. Sim hosts a roundtable discussion with Unqualified "insiders," including his girlfriend, Amy; close friends/former musical guests Aria Pullman Ostrander and Josh Ostrander (who wrote and sang the “Unqualified" theme song); and Anna and Sim's longtime friend, actress Alexandra Holden. The gang relives some of their favorite Unqualified moments so far and calls one of the most loyal Unqualified fans to get her take. Sim also shares some behind-the-scene stories, including the lead-up to Jennifer Lawrence and Chris Pratt's phone call on the first Aubrey Plaza episode, and what he and Amy observed while recording the Chris Evans and Jenny Slate episode. And while Anna isn't on the inaugural episode of "Inside Unqualified," trust us, she definitely feel the love!

Jul 14, 2016
Shane Dawson Pt. 2
49:03

Have you recovered from the all the craziness that was Part 1? I know you've been patiently waiting a whole 24 hours for Part 2 and we're happy to say it doesn't disappoint! Anna, Sim and Shane hit the phones to help Emily, whose simple disagreement with a close friend has turned into something so much bigger. The gang also offers very sweet words of encouragement to Maria, who's nervous about losing her virginity next month on her wedding night! Oh, and Anna explains the science behind why her p###y is the "tightest in Hollywood." You don't want to miss this.

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Jul 12, 2016
ep 31: Shane Dawson Pt. 1
57:59

For all that YouTube sensation Shane Dawson talks about his "dark side," he's pretty f*cking hilarious. Nothing is off-limits when he stops by Anna's house for a riveting--and raunchy discussion--of topics including his recurring sexual nightmare and fantasy celeb sex tape participants. Later, Anna, Sim and Shane explore the ephemeral nature of celebrity, and Shane shares his unique perspective on digital media stardom. Anna also nails the role of Shane's mom in an improv scene that will have you laughing out loud. Oh, and we promise that after listening to this episode, you'll never look at ranch dressing the same way again!

Join the Unqualified gang tomorrow for Part 2 when we hit the phones for some listener calls!

Jul 12, 2016
Aubrey Plaza & Retta Pt. 2
43:24

Moving on from the fascinating convo about porn in Part 1, the gang hits the phones in Part 2 to take calls from listeners. First, Aubrey, Retta, Chris, Anna and Sim help Gina from Calgary with a "bridesmaid issue."  Then, they talk to Taylor from Boston whose live-in boyfriend wants to move out...without breaking up! Anna, Retta, and Aubrey dish out both tough love and hilarious advice in response.

Jul 06, 2016
ep 30: Aubrey Plaza & Retta Pt. 1
47:40

Mini "Parks and Rec" reunion this week! Aubrey Plaza is back by popular demand, this time alongside fellow Parks and Recreation alums Retta and, of course, Chris Pratt. After recalling some hilarious behind-the-scene moments on the show, Aubrey shares her plan for terrifying children on Halloween and Chris posits a theory about the food court in heaven. Retta also keeps it real during an extensive discussion about whether porn is permissible in committed relationships. Plus, Anna takes the now-running studio executive improv game in a new direction - you won't want to miss it!

Be sure to tune in to Part 2 tomorrow when when Anna, Sim, and the Parks and Rec crew take calls from listeners.  And catch Aubrey's new movie, "Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates" out in theaters July 8th.

Jul 05, 2016
ep 29: Frank Grillo
01:07:24

Everyone's favorite tough guy Frank Grillo (Purge: Election Year, Captain America: Civil War) joins Anna and Sim for another can't-miss episode of "Unqualified." Frank shares how he went from being a Wall Street stockbroker to being an actor -- and what his hometown friends and Italian family thought about it. Anna and Frank also discuss ageism in Hollywood, loud lovers, and have an unforgettable exorcism voice-off.  The gang also plays a rousing new game: MMA Star or Porn Star?  Finally, they give advice to a caller who is uncomfortable about her colleagues' wild partying on business trips, and a woman who wants to disinvite her fiancé's best friend's (terrible) wife from her wedding. But the main takeaway from this episode? F*******ck thoooose d******cks.

Jun 28, 2016
ep 28: Keegan-Michael Key
01:03:27

The uber-talented Keegan-Michael Key (Key & Peele, Keanu) joins Anna and Sim this week for another hilarious episode of Unqualified. Teeing off on themes from his new film "Don't Think Twice," Keegan and Anna offer reflections on fame, talent, success and providence. Keegan leaves no doubt that he's among the best improv performers in Hollywood when he and Anna revisit the studio-executive scenario from prior episodes.  His hysterical (and inspired!) pitches for sequels to Titanic and Rosemary's Baby are sure to have you in stitches! Later, they talk to a woman whose high school boyfriend, (the "one who got away") surprised her with a romantic -- yet ambiguous -- gesture nine years after their break-up. It's up to the Unqualified crew to deduce what he meant--and what her next move should be.

Be sure to catch Keegan in "Don't Think Twice" in theaters July 22nd!


 

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Jun 21, 2016
James Gunn Pt. 2
48:28

Buckle up "Unqualified" fans, because sh*t is about to get real.  In Part 2, James and Anna explore topics including sexual pressures imposed by society, fear of rejection, struggles with perfectionism, and what it means to be a leader. Later, James draws on his psychology degree even more when the gang calls a woman whose long-absent birth mother is suddenly seeking to reconnect.  Listen in as Anna and James help her grapple with complex family dynamics and questions of self-identity.

 

Credits:

Co-host and Produced by: Sim Sarna @simsarna Twitter and IG
Technical Producer: Mike Flinn @realmikeflinn
Theme song by: Mondo Cozmo @mondocozmo
Facebook: Anna Faris is Unqualified
Twitter: @unqualified
Instagram: @unqualified
Social Media Manager: Emma Tolkin
Segment Contributor: Cassie Daniels @MsCassieDaniels
Follow Anna at @annakfaris and @annafaris on IG


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Jun 15, 2016
ep 27: James Gunn Pt. 1
52:37

In the words of Chris Pratt, Guardians of Galaxy director James Gunn "runs deep." How did he get the GOTG gig? What inspired his vision for the franchise? And what in the world is a "bukaki"? James answers all these questions and more in Part 1 of this week's episode. Anna and James also bond over their competitive spirits, love of cream of wheat, and of course, their shared affection for Chris Pratt. And stay tuned 'til the end when Anna and James exchange outrageous Chat Roulette prank stories. Trust us, you'll be shocked!

Come back tomorrow for Part 2, when Anna, Sim, and James help a caller work through a tricky family situation.

 

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Co-host and Produced by: Sim Sarna @simsarna Twitter and IG
Technical Producer: Mike Flinn @realmikeflinn
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Jun 14, 2016
Dave Bautista Pt. 2
43:22

Dave Bautista continues to surprise and delight in Part 2 of this week's episode.  First, he, Anna, and Sim try to help a woman figure out the best way to propose to her long-term boyfriend.  The gang (along with surprise guest Chris Pratt!) then talks to a woman who is having trouble getting her boyfriend to clean up after himself.  Anna and Dave share their own cohabitation strategies; their advice may surprise you!  And be sure to stick around until the last five minutes when Chris revisits the goat-f*cking hypothetical posed to Dave in Part 1.  Trust us, this is one conversation you definitely won't want to miss!

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Jun 08, 2016
ep 26: Dave Bautista Pt. 1
49:51

For a total badass, former WWE star Dave Bautista (GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY (Drax), SPECTRE, upcoming BLADE RUNNER) sure is a nice guy. In this week’s two-part episode, Anna and Sim meet up with Dave in Atlanta, on location for GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY: VOLUME 2. Dave shares his remarkable journey from the streets of San Francisco, to the WWE ring, to the set of a blockbuster franchise—with a few stints in jail along the way! The gang also discusses life on the set of GOTG2, Dave’s all-time favorite workout playlist, and the wonder that is Japanese toilets. Later, they play a new WWE-inspired game, in which Dave must match famous wrestlers with their catch-phrases.  Dave even comes up with a wrestling name and signature move for Anna – you’ll never guess what it is!
 
We call listeners with advice for Part 2 tomorrow with special guest Chris Pratt! Be sure to tune in!

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Jun 07, 2016
ep 25: Anna Chlumsky
01:08:27

Everyone knows that VEEP star Anna Chlumsky is charming and impressive. You might not know, however, that she is also a Star Wars super nerd, a Belgian beer connoisseur, and is extremely well-informed about digestive health. Anna shares all this and more when she joins Anna and Sim in this week's episode.  Listen in as both Annas and Sim talk about male vs. female gold-diggers, weird pregnancy cravings, and the importance of following one's instincts. They also play a hilarious new game: Politician or Real Housewife? Finally, the girls try to help a pregnant woman figure out how to handle her judgmental and competitive mom friends.

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May 31, 2016
Paul Scheer Pt. 2
01:16:50

Part 2 picks up with calls from two Unqualified listeners in need of relationship advice. First, Anna, Sim and Paul talk to a woman whose husband is a terrible gift-giver.  Listen in as Paul enlightens her about the "Languages of Love" and the gang brainstorms about how to point him in the right direction. Next, they call Brittany, a woman who has been involved for six months with a stand-up comedian she met on a dating app. Paul and Anna leave no stone unturned in trying to help her figure out whether she likes him enough to commit to a possible long-distance relationship and, if so, how to talk to him about their relationship...as illustrated through another hilarious role-play. Their advice may or may not be good, but one thing is for sure: Brittany's boyfriend is going to be in a state of shock by the time he finishes listening to this episode!  

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May 25, 2016
ep 24: Paul Scheer Pt. 1
52:03

Actor/Comedian and Improv genius Paul Scheer (The League, Fresh Off the Boat, “How Did This Get Made?” podcast) stops by Anna’s house this week for another hilarious two-part episode. Picking up where his podcast co-host/prior Unqualified guest Jason Mantzoukas left off, Paul and Anna role-play a scene in which an ebullient screenwriter (Paul) must come up with plots for hilarious movie titles proposed by his studio executive boss (Anna). Later, Paul offers everything from conversation etiquette tips to unforgettable impressions, including Batman auditioning for an erectile dysfunction drug commercial and Indiana Jones passing out samples at Costco. Anna also shares the story behind the Unqualified cover photo and practices her sales pitch for chicken nuggets. Plus, Paul brings an item that Sim describes as the “weirdest thing [they’ve] ever had on the show.” You’ll never guess what it is! And be sure to tune in tomorrow when the gang hits the phones to dish out relationship advice!  
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May 24, 2016
Chelsea Handler Pt. 2
39:29

Chelsea Handler. Anna Faris. Marijuana-infused lubricant (yes, that’s a thing). Need we say more? Join in the fun in Part 2 of this episode, as Chelsea and Anna get a new -- and unusual -- kind of buzz. The gang then hits the phones to dish out some unqualified advice. First, Anna, Sim and Chelsea offer some tough love to a woman concerned that her sister is set to marry a guy she met just two months ago, despite NUMEROUS red flags.  Then, the gang tries to help a caller figure out what to do after she finally made out with her long-time crush…but he hasn’t spoken to her for two months since. Anna and Sim share their perspectives, but Chelsea makes a strong case for a bolder approach -- see who you think is right!

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May 18, 2016
ep 23: Chelsea Handler Pt. 1
01:16:02

Chelsea Handler is unfiltered, unapologetic and unlike anyone else. The comedian/talk show host joins Anna and Sim this week, bringing to bear her acerbic wit and take-no-prisoners approach to love and life. In Part 1 of this two-part episode, Chelsea explains why she hates compliments, terms she finds most offensive and what exactly it takes to be her friend. She and Anna also trade break-up stories (you won’t believe how ballsy Chelsea is!) and discuss other dating misadventures. Then, in a new segment, Sim gives Anna and Chelsea twenty guesses to identify a mystery celebrity guest-caller. (See if you can figure out who it is before they do!) After Anna’s unbridled excitement subsides, the trio reflects upon the “intoxicating” effect of fame and the ups and downs of life in the Hollywood spotlight.  
 
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May 17, 2016
ep 22: Tiffany Haddish
01:33:33

Tiffany Haddish tells it like it is. The breakout star of “Keanu” joins Anna and Sim this week, showcasing both her incredible comedic talents as well as her astounding personal resilience. Tiffany opens up to Anna about her journey from the “hood” to the Hollywood red carpet, discussing how she was shaped by her experience in the foster care system and how she found the strength to pursue—and accomplish—her dreams against all odds. As outrageously funny as she is inspiring, Tiffany also has Anna and Sim in stitches throughout the episode as she talks about her friends, family, and her plan to sell a “special” hair growth product on QVC. And you definitely won’t want to miss Tiffany’s brilliant – and explicit – advice to Anna about how to communicate with men! Finally, the gang talks to a caller whose best friend declined to attend her birthday getaway weekend—even after her husband offered to buy her BFF’s ticket. Not sure she was ready for the advice that Anna and Tiffany dished out!


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May 10, 2016
ep 21: Britt Robertson
01:19:32

Rising star Britt Robertson (MOTHER'S DAY, TOMORROWLAND, THE LONGEST RIDE) joins Anna and Sim for another fun-filled episode of “Unqualified.” Anna, Britt and Sim discuss why actors tend to date other actors and why becoming a yoga instructor is the most sure-fire way to marry someone rich—regardless of whether you’re male or female! Anna also describes her fantasy sleepaway camp and asks Britt “not-so-rapid-fire” questions involving jail, cliff-diving, and a man named Hudson. Plus, the gang helps a female caller decide whether to tell her friend that her boyfriend cheated on her with another friend in their social group! And stay tuned till the end -- with Mother’s Day just around the corner, you won’t want to miss Anna’s words of wisdom about motherhood!

Catch Britt in MOTHER'S DAY in theaters now!

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May 03, 2016
ep 20: Jason Mantzoukas
01:19:00

Jason Mantzoukas (The League, The Dictator, Sleeping With Other People) is one of the funniest guys in Hollywood. His madcap energy is on full display when he joins Anna and Sim for this week's episode of "Unqualified." Among other memorable moments, Jason shares an outrageous story about how one unfortunate incident forever changed his "laissez-faire attitude towards farting." Anna and Jason also showcase their improv skills by role-playing a scene in which a stoner college drop-out (Jason) applies for a job as the second assistant to a powerful movie studio executive (Anna). The gang also handles some tricky calls this week. First, they talk to a caller whose gay BFF set her up with a man who he himself has a crush on. Then, Jason and Anna have a heart-to-heart with a woman whose family disapproves of her dating a Jewish man. Sim can barely contain his laughter throughout this mile-a-minute episode – and we’re pretty sure you won't be able to either!

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Apr 26, 2016
ep 19: Shaquille O'Neal
44:20

Shaquille O'Neal may very well be Anna Faris's biggest fan -- both literally and otherwise! The mutual excitement is palpable as Shaq welcomes "his Anna" and Sim to Atlanta in this can't-miss episode. Inspiring, insightful, and inimitable, the larger-than-life NBA star recounts how he got the courage to ask out his high school crush and admits which NBA team he'd refuse to play for based on its mascot. Sim and Anna also put Shaq to the test by making him match rap lyrics to the NBA baller who rapped them. Later, the gang gives a male caller unqualified advice about how to help re-build his wife's self-confidence after years of marriage and child-raising have taken a toll. "ShaqDaddy's" advice is bound to make you love him even more! And speaking of love, Shaq manages to make both Sim and Anna blush in this episode -- stay tuned 'til the end to find out why!

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Apr 19, 2016
Olivia Munn Pt. 2
46:21

Olivia Munn is back in full force -- literally! In this action-packed segment, she whips out a 900,000 volt stun gun...and Sim nearly shoots himself! Olivia and Anna also delve into the complexities of female friendship, and discuss Olivia's first kiss -- a makeout session that lasted the entirety of Forrest Gump! Olivia even inspired a new game: Match the Hollywood Celeb to Her NFL Paramour. (We won't say who wins!) Finally, the crew gives unqualified advice to a busy twenty-three year-old EMT whose married friends make her feel badly about being single. Trust us, by the time you finish Part II of this episode, you'll wishing there was a Part III!

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Apr 13, 2016
ep 18: Olivia Munn
52:46

Olivia Munn truly is every guy's dream girl. Beautiful, brilliant, and funny as hell, the self-described "Prince Harry of Maxim" joins Anna and Sim for this week's two-part episode. Join in on the fun as Olivia and Anna discuss Olivia's desire to hold a baby panda, her deep-seated fear of brain-eating amoebas, and her search for the truth about post-baby vaginas. Olivia also explains why she froze her eggs, and (jokingly) offers to be Anna's surrogate. But don't worry, guys, there plenty of football talk too, as one might expect from the girlfriend of NFL MVP Aaron Rodgers. Anna and Olivia even role-play a conversation about football between Chris Pratt and Anna -- with Anna playing Chris! You won't want to miss this mile-a-minute episode.

And be sure to tune in tomorrow for Part II when the gang hits the phones for some unqualified advice!

Olivia Plays Psylocke in X-Men: Apocalypse in theaters May 27th!
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Apr 12, 2016
Chris Evans and Jenny Slate Pt. 2
01:07:04

Did you listen to the awesomeness that was Part 1 yet? If not, go back and listen...you won't be disappointed. We go to the phones for Part 2 where Anna, Sim, Chris Evans, and Jenny Slate are joined by Chris Pratt! The gang tackle three calls: Cait is hurt that her male best friend is marrying his girlfriend and this girlfriend disapproves of their platonic friendship, Ashley doesn't want to be the cause of a broken engagement and finally a woman is about to embark on a three-year adventure driving around the world with her husband in a 50 square foot camper...she's concerned about spending TOO much time alone together.

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Apr 06, 2016
ep 17: Chris Evans and Jenny Slate
59:51

Get ready for the ultimate Unqualified double-whammy! Captain America himself, Chris Evans, and Jenny Slate (Obvious Child, Parks and Rec) join Anna and Sim for a night of hilarious antics and unforgettable banter. This special two-part episode doubles down on everything you love—two sets of male/female BFFs, two brilliant comedic actresses, and even two superheroes named Chris! In Part 1, Anna, Sim, Jenny, and Chris Evans talk candidly about making friends in Hollywood, personal grooming habits, and the pressure to look great in the digital age. Plus, Chris and Anna improvise an absurd traffic stop, Jenny discloses who her (unconventional) celebrity crush is, and the crew re-casts “Three Men and a Baby” with Captain America, Star-Lord and Iron Man. And you won’t want to miss the answer to one of life’s burning questions: is Chris Evans a “boob” or “butt” man?

Don’t forget to tune in tomorrow for Part 2, when Chris Pratt joins the gang to dish out some unqualified relationship advice!

Captain America: Civil War is in theaters May 6th!

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Apr 05, 2016
ep 16: Jack and Karen Faris/Alison Rosen
01:04:50

We have a special two-part episode for everyone today. For part one, Anna is joined by her amazing parents, Jack and Karen Faris! Listen in, as they share the hilarious and poignant story of their storybook romance...a romance that's lasted over 48 years! For the second part, Anna and Sim are joined by popular podcast host, Alison Rosen (Alison Rosen is Your New Best Friend). Anna, Alison and Sim discuss the liberating feeling of having a podcast, "going out" in Los Angeles and Anna's love for Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino! Finally, the trio help a female caller decide if it's time to give her longtime boyfriend the ultimatum.

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Mar 29, 2016
ep 15: Melissa Benoist
01:10:16

SUPERGIRL herself, Melissa Benoist joins us on one of our most entertaining episodes to date! Anna, Melissa and Sim a wide variety of topics including Melissa’s first kiss, disdain for the term “preggers” and the brilliance that is THE NEVERENDING STORY. We also introduce a new segment called “Thank You For Bringing Something Weird…What Is It?” You will not believe the value of one of the items! Needless to say, Melissa left the house a VERY surprised and VERY happy woman. Plus a female caller’s roommate is dating her ex-boyfriend’s identical twin brother – and she can’t move on because she sees her ex’s clone everyday at the apartment! This call leads to Anna and Sim's first on-air argument about...of all things, “twin fantasies.” Finally, a male caller needs advice on his pending marriage proposal to his longtime girlfriend! DO NOT SKIP THIS EPISODE!
Be sure to catch Melissa on SUPERGIRL, Mondays at 8PM on CBS!

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Mar 22, 2016
ep 14: Jenna Dewan Tatum
56:41

The dazzling Jenna Dewan Tatum (STEP UP, SUPERGIRL) stops by Anna’s house in this lively episode! Jenna shares her favorite show to binge watch and how she fights off assailants in her dreams. Anna, Jenna, and Sim also dish about Channing Tatum and Chris Pratt’s bromance, getting recognized at the grocery store and Anna’s brilliant performance in JUST FRIENDS. Jenna also teaches Anna a few dance moves—with stripper shoes on! (Check out the video on our Facebook and Twitter!) The gang then gives unqualified advice to a woman with concerns about dating “casually,” and tries to help a bride-to-be decide whether her passion for cats is a relationship deal-breaker. Anna’s hubby also pops his head in to weigh in on a call. You DO NOT want to miss his revealing and hilarious advice!
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Mar 15, 2016
ep 13: Missi Pyle & Zach Selwyn
01:00:14

Missi Pyle (The Artist, Gone Girl) and Zach Selwyn (America's Secret Slang) join Anna and Sim for an "Unqualified" episode unlike any other. Join in as the gang plays a hilarious new guessing game called "Fake or Florida." They also discuss dating multiple people with the same first name and the pros and cons of telling a romantic partner about being hit on by someone else. Zach also spills about what happened when he and his wife spent a week on Tinder as an experiment. (Spoiler alert: it almost ruined their marriage!) Anna, Zach, Missi, and Sim also talk to a listener whose husband refuses to help her with the kids and household chores. You won’t want to miss the solution Anna and Missi propose! And stay tuned ‘til the end for Zach's legendary freestyle rap!

 

 

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Mar 08, 2016
ep 12: Ellen Page
01:19:41

Ellen Page is every bit as brilliant and cool as you've heard. The Oscar-nominated actress hangs out with Anna and Sim in this week's Episode, discussing Ellen's experience eating dog food, Anna's knowledge of Canadian provinces, and why it's Anna's dream to become a flight attendant. Ellen also talks about her new docu-series, GAYCATION, which literally moved Anna to tears. And you won't want to miss this week's calls! First, the gang offers unqualified advice to a woman who still has intense feelings for her first love...with whom she happens to work...even though she's engaged to another man and just had a child with him! They also help a male caller decide whether to bring a date to a wedding where he'll see his longtime crush with her new boyfriend! And you won't want to miss what Anna blurted out at a McDonald's outing with Chris! This episode is a MUST listen!

 

 


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Mar 01, 2016
ep 11: Lisa Kudrow
01:07:32

In this week’s episode of “Unqualified,” the gang welcomes a long-time FRIEND: Lisa Kudrow!  Listen in as Anna and Lisa reminisce about Anna’s guest-starring role on the final season of FRIENDS.  Then, in the most off-the-wall “Rapid Fire” series yet, Anna and Lisa deliberate about whether an Emmy or a SAG Award trophy is the deadlier weapon.  Anna, Sim, and Lisa also talk to a woman who wants to know whether she should remain friends with a man for whom she has feelings, or whether it is time to move on.  And our last caller made Anna giddy with excitement—tune in to find out why! 

 

 

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Feb 23, 2016
ep 10: Jaime Pressly
01:07:30

Emmy-winning actress Jaime Pressly brings her Southern charm and wit to this week's episode of "Unqualified." Tune in for some serious girl talk as Anna and Jaime dish about the pros and cons of dating rich men, "mom guilt," and how men and women act differently in relationships. Plus, Anna, Sim, and Jaime give unqualified advice to a woman who feels the men she dates are terrified by her age---of 33!   Anna and Sim also check back in with Thomas from Edmonton (a caller from the Aubrey Plaza episode) who fell really hard for a visiting Australian woman with a boyfriend back home. Did Thomas take the gang's advice? Find out!

 

 

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Feb 16, 2016
ep 09: Adam Carolla
01:38:31
Adam Carolla brings his signature style (and signature cocktail!) to "Unqualified" this week. Blunt, unapologetic, and always entertaining, Adam proves why he's been captivating audiences for fifteen years. Listen in as Adam and Anna spar over men's dating preferences, and discuss secrets for self-confidence. Adam also shares a hilarious story about the funniest prank ever pulled on him.  Later, he brings his Love Line skills to bear when he, Anna, and Sim talk to Unqualified listeners, including a woman whose husband has an unconventional sexual request, and a girl who wonders how to tell a former fling that she is moving to his city. You won't want to miss a moment of this feisty, fast-paced episode. So pour yourself a glass of Adam's "Mangria" and join in the fun! 
 
And be sure to catch Adam Carolla on his own legendary podcast, THE ADAM CAROLLA SHOW 
 
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Credits:
 
Co-host and Produced by: Sim Sarna @simsarna
Technical Producer: Mike Flinn @realmikeflinn
Social Media and Co-producer: Alycia Lancey @alycialancey
Theme song by: Mondo Cozmo @mondocozmo
Website by: Will Plyer
Twitter: @unqualified
IG: @unqualified 
Follow Anna at @annakfaris
 
 
 
Submit your questions: www.annafarisisunqualified.com
Feb 09, 2016
ep 08: Lance Bass
01:45:23
Anna’s long-time friend Lance Bass joins her and Sim in this earnest and entertaining episode of “Unqualified.” Among other hilarious moments, Lance and Anna discuss Washington's thriving topless coffee-hut scene, assumptions made about Southerners, Lance’s early days as a boy-bander, and who he would cast to play him in the movie version of his life. The conversation also takes a more serious turn when Lance shares his struggles in coming out to his family and friends (including his band-mates in *NSYNC!). The gang gives plenty of unqualified advice too, this time to a woman who may or may not be in love with her platonic best friend, and a gay man whose straight college buddies are pressuring him to stay in the closet. And speaking of unqualified, Lance helps a woman understand why she is so annoyed with her boyfriend’s quirks—by diagnosing her with a medical condition! This episode is jam-packed. Enjoy!
 
 
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Credits:
 
Co-host and Produced by: Sim Sarna @simsarna
Technical Producer: Mike Flinn @realmikeflinn
Social Media and Co-producer: Alycia Lancey @alycialancey
Theme song by: Mondo Cozmo @mondocozmo
Website by: Will Plyer
Twitter: @unqualified
IG: @unqualified 
Follow Anna at @annakfaris
 
 
 
Submit your questions: www.annafarisisunqualified.com 
Feb 02, 2016
ep 07: Ike Barinholtz
49:42

In this week’s episode, Anna and co-host/producer Sim Sarna are joined by Ike Barinholtz, the hilarious, scene-stealing star of “The Mindy Project,” “Sisters,” “Neighbors” and more. Listen in as Ike and Anna compare 80’s crushes, discuss magicians’ sexual prowess (or lack thereof), and role-play awkward date scenarios. Ike also shares his most embarrassing date moment: the night he met his now-wife’s parents! Later, the gang tries to help a female listener cope with her fiance's declining sex drive. And be sure to stay tuned until the end of the call, when Ike asks his own question – and gets a very unexpected answer. We’re sure you’ll laugh as hard as we did!

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Credits:

Co-host and Produced by: Sim Sarna @simsarna
Technical Producer: Mike Flinn @realmikeflinn
Social Media and Co-producer: Alycia Lancey @alycialancey
Theme song by: Mondo Cozmo @mondocozmo
Website by: Will Plyer
Twitter: @unqualified
IG: @unqualified
Follow Anna at @annakfaris
Facebook.com/annafarisisunqualified
Submit your questions: www.annafarisisunqualified.com

Jan 26, 2016
ep 06: Michael Rapaport
01:31:22

Michael Rapaport is not only an incredibly talented and respected actor...he's also adorably insane! Listen in as Anna and Michael go "toe-to toe" in their first meeting and discuss how Wikipedia pages can negatively affect lives, why women who know how to dive into swimming pools are sexier and how reality TV is similar to the UFC. In a hilarious exchange, Anna also refuses to let Michael live down the STD he may or may not have contracted back in high school! You'll also hear them role-play a bar "pick-up" scene and share a crazy story about a woman Michael dated who slept with two very high profile athletes from the same team. (You'll have to listen to find out who!) The gang also helps callers dealing with threesome etiquette and "bro-code." Enjoy!


Be sure to catch Michael on I AM RAPAPORT: STEREO PODCAST

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Credits:

Cohost and Produced by: Sim Sarna @simsarna
Technical Producer: Mike Flinn @realmikeflinn
Social Media and Co-producer: Alycia Lancey @alycialancey
Theme song by: Mondo Cozmo @mondocozmo
Website by: Will Plyer
Twitter: @unqualified
IG: @unqualified
Follow Anna at @annakfaris
Facebook.com/annafarisisunqualified
Submit your questions: www.annafarisisunqualified.com

Jan 19, 2016
ep 05: Aubrey Plaza
01:37:15

You're in for a real treat today! In this week's episode of "Unqualified," Anna and cohost/producer Sim Sarna welcome one of the most unique comedic talents in Hollywood: the one and only Aubrey Plaza! Listen as they discuss Andy and April's relationship from "Parks and Rec," and Aubrey's audition for "Star Wars." Among other hilarious moments, Anna and Aubrey consider their preferred murder weapons and why mens' balls smell like stale cheerios. The gang also calls two of their movie star friends for an uncensored conversation that's sure to have the internet buzzing! (Hint: they're co-stars in an upcoming movie.) Later, Anna, Sim and Aubrey offer unqualified advice to a woman having trouble navigating shared friends post-breakup, and try to help a man hopelessly in love with a woman who's about go back home to Australia...where she has a boyfriend. YOU DO NOT WANT TO MISS THIS EPISODE!

And be sure catch Aubrey in DIRTY GRANDPA (co-starring Zac Efron and Robert De Niro) opening nationwide January 22nd!

Please rate us on iTunes and leave us a review! We'd love to hear from you. Thanks, and don't forget - new episodes release every Tuesday!

Credits:

Cohost and Produced by: Sim Sarna @simsarna
Technical Producer: Mike Flinn @realmikeflinn
Social Media and Co-producer: Alycia Lancey @alycialancey
Theme song by: Mondo Cozmo @mondocozmo
Website by: Will Plyer
Twitter: @unqualified
IG: @unqualified
Follow Anna at @annakfaris
Facebook.com/annafarisisunqualified
Submit your questions: www.annafarisisunqualified.com

Jan 12, 2016
ep 04: David Krumholtz
40:57

David Krumholtz (Numb3rs, THE SANTA CLAUSE, and countless other movies/TV shows) joins Anna and co-host/producer Sim Sarna in this side-splittingly funny episode. An unexpected internet outage means there aren’t any listener calls in this episode, but David more than makes up for it with his hilarious insights into the male mind. He recounts how he began to date his now-wife on the heels of a tough breakup when he was just 25 years old and purposefully NOT looking for love. Anna and David also share their views on older men dating much younger women. Plus, the gang plays a hysterical—and raunchy—round of "Would You Rather." WARNING: some of the answers may shock you…but you’re bound to be entertained!

If you enjoy this episode as much we hope you do, we’d love to hear from you! Please rate us on iTunes and let us know how much you like the show. Thanks, and don't forget - new episodes release every Tuesday!

Credits:

Cohost and Produced by: Sim Sarna @simsarna
Technical Producer: Mike Flinn @realmikeflinn
Social Media and Co-producer: Alycia Lancey @alycialancey
Theme song by: Mondo Cozmo @mondocozmo
Website by: Will Plyer
Twitter: @unqualified
IG: @unqualified
Follow Anna at @annakfaris
Facebook.com/annafarisisunqualified
Submit your questions: www.annafarisisunqualified.com

Dec 29, 2015
Christmas Bonus
22:41

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to all of our loyal "Unqualified" listeners! We have a special treat for you today: "Anna Faris is Unqualified" theme song performer/writer Josh Ostrander (@MondoCozmo) and his wife Aria Pullman Ostrander(@ariapullman) join Anna and cohost/producer Sim Sarna to belt out some of Anna's favorite Christmas songs...including a hilarious version Blue Christmas featuring the lyrical freestyle stylings of Anna as Elvis Presley! And this episode is not all music; hijinks and special surprises abound in this lean 20-minute bonus episode. Thank you all so much for making "Unqualified" among the most listened-to podcasts. We're beyond humbled. Now crank up the volume on your phone, computer, bluetooth speaker or car and sing along!

Credits:

Co-host and Produced by: Sim Sarna @simsarna
Technical Producer: Mike Flinn @realmikeflinn
Social Media and Co-producer: Alycia Lancey @alycialancey
Theme song by: Mondo Cozmo @mondocozmo
Website by: Will Plyer
Twitter: @unqualified
IG: @unqualified
Follow Anna at @annakfaris


Facebook.com/annafarisisunqualified

Submit your questions: www.annafarisisunqualified.com

Dec 23, 2015
ep 03: Judah Friedlander
01:11:54

The "World Champion" is in the building! On another uproarious episode of "Unqualified," Anna and producer/co-host Sim Sarna welcome comedian and "30 Rock" star Judah Friedlander! The trio compare dating in Los Angeles with dating in New York, and Judah explains why he prefers foreign porn to American porn. Anna and Judah also discuss marketing a "reverse Viagra" pill that women could “prescribe” to men who cheat! They also give (unqualified) advice to a male caller about how to rebound from his terrible ex-girlfriend and reenter the dating world with confidence, and talk to a female listener who can't stand the fact that her best friend keeps getting back together with her cheating boyfriend!

If you enjoy this episode as much we hope you do, we’d love to hear from you! Please rate us on iTunes and let us know how much you like the show. And don't forget - new episodes release every Tuesday!

And pick up a copy of Judah's new book of drawings and cartoons called "If the Raindrops United." Available online and in bookstores now!

Credits:

Co-host and Produced by: Sim Sarna @simsarna
Technical Producer: Mike Flinn @realmikeflinn
Social Media and Co-producer: Alycia Lancey @alycialancey
Theme song by: Mondo Cozmo @mondocozmo
Website by: Will Plyer
Twitter: @unqualified
IG:@unqualified
Follow Anna at @annakfaris
Facebook.com/annafarisisunqualified
Submit your questions: www.annafarisisunqualified.com

Dec 15, 2015
ep 02: Rosie O'Donnell
01:08:12

Anna and producer/co-host Sim Sarna welcome the one and only Rosie O'Donnell! Join Anna and Rosie for a hilarious discussion about their awkward celebrity encounters, kissing Allison Janney, and how Rosie became close friends with Madonna at the height of her fame when the two filmed “A League of Their Own.” Then, in a surprise twist, Rosie takes a call from the supremely talented Aubrey Plaza (Parks and Rec). Aubrey shares how Rosie’s biography gave her the courage to become a Hollywood actress, and ultimately changed her life forever. Anna and Rosie also help a female liberal arts student with her issues dating “soft boys,” and talk to a young man who wonders if it’s okay to be a “prude” despite societal pressures to the contrary in the gay community. Listeners who think they know Rosie are bound to be very surprised by what she has to say. And if you love her already, we promise you’ll love her even more. Enjoy!

Credits:

Co-host and Produced by: Sim Sarna
Technical Producer: Mike Flinn
Social Media and Co-producer: Alycia Lancey
Theme song by: Mondo Cozmo
Website by: Will Plyer
twitter: @annafarispod
IG: annafarispod
facebook.com/annafarisisunqualified
Submit your questions to www.annafarisisunqualified.com

Rosie established Rosie’s For All Kids Foundation in 1997. The foundation raised more than $60 million and awarded more than $27 million dollars in grants to over 1,400 child-related non-profit organizations to benefit low-income families across the country. In 2003, Rosie established Rosie’s Theater Kids in order to provide a Broadway experience to children who might otherwise not have the opportunity.
Rosie’s Theater Kids (RTKids) is an arts education organization dedicated to enriching the lives of children through the arts. They serve students who otherwise would not have the opportunity to experience theater, positively changing the trajectory of their lives by providing comprehensive classes in music, dance and drama; thoughtful mentoring; and structured academic guidance.

Learn more and donate by visiting Rosie.com

Dec 01, 2015
ep 01: T.J. Miller
01:02:26

Episode 1 of “Anna Faris is Unqualified” found Anna and co-host/producer Sim Sarna barely able to contain themselves with laughter thanks to guests T.J. & his wife k8.
Listen as T.J. Miller, (the reigning Critics Choice Award winner for his role as Erlich Bachman on HBO’s hit show SILICON VALLEY) & his wife/muse k8 (artist RosePetalPistol), open up about their relationship, and share crazy stories along the way. Anna, T.J. and k8 also give callers hilarious—and definitely unqualified—advice about public sex, dating musicians, and holding on to grudges.

There’s a reason why T.J. Miller is widely considered one of the great comedic minds of this generation and we are the company he keeps.

Strap in for a wild one!

Follow them @nottjmiller and @rosepetalpistol"

Credits:

Co-host and Produced by: Sim Sarna
Technical Producer: Mike Flinn
Social Media and Co-producer: Alycia Lancey
Theme song by: Mondo Cozmo
Website by: Will Plyer
twitter: @annafarispod
IG: annafarispod
facebook.com/annafarisisunqualified

Nov 24, 2015
ep 00: Coming soon!
43

Questionable relationship advice from completely unqualified Hollywood types. Hosted by Anna Faris.

 

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Nov 12, 2015