Bitch Sesh: A Real Housewives Breakdown

By Earwolf & Casey Wilson, Danielle Schneider

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Casey Wilson and Danielle Schneider (Hotwives Of Las Vegas) LOVE the Real Housewives on Bravo, and they're sharing that excitement with you on Bitch Sesh! Listen in to hear the ladies dish on the season's wildest moments, answer to all your burning Housewives questions, drink Housewives-branded wine, and bring on some super special guests. Don't be tardy to the party!


Episode Date
BRAVO CON BREAKING NEWS
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BREAKING NEWS OUT OF SALT LAKE AND BRAVO CON.

Nov 21, 2019
The Orange Doesn’t Fall Far From the Tree (w/ Deanna Cheng, Akilah Green)
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Danielle is joined in the nook by life saver and fast driver, Deanna Cheng, who last minute fills in for Casey when her child comes down with a case of projectile vomititus. Along with special guest Akilah Green (writer for A Black Lady Sketch show, Perfect Harmony ) they discuss Danielle Staub's hard angles, what kind of animal does Beastiality imply, and Marlo's foray into motherhood. Akilah also  breaks down the relationships/fights of OC with an impressive Good Will Hunting-esqe equation that blows everyone's minds. All of this plus more while Casey cleans puke a mere floor above them. 

 

This episode is brought to you by Kendra Scott Jewelers (www.kendrascott.com code: HOUSEWIVES), Pinna (www.pinna.fm/BITCHSESH), Quip (www.getquip.com/housewives), and Away (www.awaytravel.com/breakdown).

Nov 15, 2019
Best Frenemies Forever (w/ Lauren Ashley Smith)
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Four housewife shows in one week require a very special guest so thankfully we have genius writer Lauren Ashley Smith ( head writer for A Black Lady Sketch Show ) to break it all down with us. From the glory of Atlanta bringing us babies and Barbies to lack of food at Leanne’s nuptials to the jersey ladies giving us all the best lewks from 2007 to David Beador’s wild photos in the wild, we bring you it allllllll. Also, Casey goes down a rabbit hole of housewife Instagram followers to some shocking results .

This episode is brought to you by Happy Cards (www.giftcards.com/happy), Ed Sheeran’s Number Six Collaborations Project, Third Love (www.thirdlove.com/housewives), Ettitude Bamboo Sheets, Voodoo Toys (www.voodoo.toys code: BITCHY33).

Nov 08, 2019
4th Annual Halloween Spectacular (w/ Lauren Lapkus, Jessica St. Clair, Brian Moylan)
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Casey and Danielle, or shall we say DR. DEB and GINA are Live from Largo for Bitch Sesh’s 4th Annual Halloween Spectacular and Parade! Andy Cohen cos play is alive and well! The hilarious, gorgeous and spot on impressionist Lauren Lapkus guests as Shannon Beador with that damn sound bowl on her head. Jessica St. Clair fan favorite and favorite human - who knows nothing about Housewives - guests as Tinsley and makes everyone learn about the Dyson haircare line. No one cares. For pics of the night go to Casey and Danielle’s instagrams it was INSANE in all the right ways. Also special guest Dame Brian Moylan judges the costume parade! Happy Halloween. Nothing scarier than the Housewives. This is a long summary bye! 

This episode is brought to you by Pinna (www.pinna.fm/BITCHSESH), Article (www.article.com/housewives), and Quip (www.getquip.com/housewives).

Oct 31, 2019
Hot Mess Express (w/ Leslie Grossman, Gary Janetti)
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Danielle is joined by the MOST special co-host Leslie Grossman and hilarious writer Gary Janetti to talk housewives friendships, Patti Lupone and Gary’s incredible new book. Plus they discuss the  cheerleading rivalry between Brooklyn and Brandi and try to figure out how many children Braunwyn actually has. The answer, 7 to 10ish .

This episode is brought to you by Voodoo Toys (www.voodootoys.com code: BITCHY33), Third Love (www.thirdlove.com/housewives), Buffy Comforters (www.buffy.co code: HOUSEWIVES), and Hug Me deodorant.

Oct 18, 2019
Big O’s and Broken Toes (w/ Ziwe Fumudoh)
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Casey and Danielle are joined by hilarious comedian and writer Ziwe Fumudoh who has had intimate encounters with more than one Jersey housewife and lived to tell. They talk Dallas Glory Holes, Braunwyn’s photo shoot attire, and how Porsha and Kenya will be the tag team of our dreams. Plus, Casey spoke to a psychic and to the other side and they had lots to say about love, not so much about Bravo.

This episode is brought to you by Unique Vintage (www.uniquevintage.com code: HOUSEWIVES), Quip (www.getquip.com/housewives), and Hug Me deodorant by Blume.

Oct 11, 2019
Miracle at Miraval
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This week Danielle and Casey fly solo, soaring high into the last two parts of the Potomac Reunion, down into the depths of Miraval with OC and then they swing over to Mexico with Dallas, where D’andra gives Stephanie a lap dance nobody asked for. We salute the end to a perfect season of Potomac and brace ourselves for the coming storms that are New Jersey and Atlanta. 

This episode is brought to you by Living Proof (www.livingproof.com/HOUSEWIVES code: HOUSEWIVES), BHLDN (www.bhldn.com code: BHLDNWedding), Article (www.article.com/housewives), and Wander Beauty (www.wanderbeauty.com/HOUSEWIVES).

Oct 03, 2019
In Conversation with Whitney Cummings
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Casey and Danielle sit down with their dear friend, comedian, writer, actress, director, producer, skin care enthusiast and animal nut, Whitney Cummings. They deep dive into her Housewife interactions, Casey's future sex tape and Whitney's new outrageously phenomenal Netflix special Can I Touch It?  PART 2 of their convo can be found as the first of many Bonus Sessions available every Tuesday on Stitcher Premium!

Sep 25, 2019
Dance Like No One Is Watching (w/ Ana Ortiz)
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Casey and Danielle are joined in the Nook 2.0 by fan favorite - the stunningly beautiful and talented Ana Ortiz. They discuss Potomac Reunion Part 1, OC and Dallas and are left with many questions, like why is Michael Darby’s back so very sweaty? And why exactly did Emily strip for her husbands father? And why did a man get into Danielle’s car thinking she was his UBER driver? They demand answers. 

 

This episode is brought to you by Unique Vintage (www.uniquevintage.com code: HOUSEWIVES), Living Proof (www.livingproof.com/HOUSEWIVES), Third Love (www.thirdlove.com/housewives), and Away (www.awaytravel.com/housewives20 code: HOUSEWIVES20).

Sep 20, 2019
Family Affair (w/ Yassir Lester)
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On this weeks Bitch Sesh , Casey and Danielle plead for an important cause close to their hearts -- themselves, specifically #SaveDanielle'sDress. They welcome hilarious comedian, actor and writer Yassir Lester to the new nook, and he has strong opinions on the houses of Potomac, Mama Dee, and a certainhair color. Plus Yassir remembers performing stand-up in front of TWO different househusbands, and they all revel in the audacity of a man giving doughnuts for his wife's fiftieth birthday. 

 

This episode is brought to you by Quip (www.getquip.com/housewives), Happy Cards (www.giftcards.com/happy), Article (www.article.com/housewives), and Lola (www.mylola.com code: HOUSEWIVES40).

Sep 12, 2019
Liar, Liar, Friendships on Fire (w/ Henry Goldblatt)
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Casey and Danielle are back from their summer break with a Peoples Choice nomination ( ahhhhhh!!!) and a very inappropriate Postmates order. With their hilarious and well researched guest Henry Goldblatt ( former editor in chief of Entertainment Weekly) they get into Gina’s tough hair choices , the toilet of a husband that is Shane and the missing case of Katie in the airport . 

Plus Casey has discovered the genius of Captain Sandy and she’s now saying “all aboard” to Below Deck. 

 

This episode is brought to you by Wander Beauty (www.wanderbeauty.com/housewives).

Sep 05, 2019
Breaking News 8/21/19
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Breaking News. There’s been a loss. 

Aug 21, 2019
BITCH SESH AT JANE CLUB!
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BFFFFFFF of Bitch Sesh, June Diane Raphael, guests on an INTIMATE, legendary episode wherein Danielle Schneider gets a bikini wax on stage while discussing housewives. Enjoy. See you all in September!



This episode is sponsored by Leesa (www.leesa.com/HOUSEWIVES code: HOUSEWIVES), Living Proof (www.livingproof.com/housewives code: HOUSEWIVES), Bud Light, ThirdLove (www.thirdlove.com/HOUSEWIVES), Quip (www.getquip.com/housewives), and OMGyes (www.omgyes.com/housewives).

Aug 02, 2019
Reunions and Showdown at the Hoedown (w/ Joel Kim Booster, Vanessa Bayer)
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While Danielle vacations in Florida (sigh) Casey is joined by two delightful and inspired co-hosts.

Fan favorite, living legend Joel Kim Booster shocks Casey out of her chair with his controversial theory about Denise and Erika. And fan favorite, national treasure Vanessa Bayer asks the tough questions. Such as why does Candace think so very much of her own singing voice? They discuss the most recent EXPLOSIVE episodes of Potomac and Reunions Part 1 of NYC and Bev Hills. Go away Camille! 


This episode is brought to you by Birchbox (www.birchbox.com/housewives), Hask Beauty, Bud Light, Article (www.article.com/housewives), and Living Proof (www.livingproof.com/housewives code: HOUSEWIVES).

Jul 18, 2019
154.5. BREAKING NEWS
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Casey and Danielle came together to share some breaking news.

Jul 02, 2019
Live from UCB Sunset (w/ Matt McConkey)
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TO BE ALIVE IN THESE TIMES! Today Casey and Danielle pay tribute to a masterful season of New York. Brava, Bravo! They discuss the finale, upcoming bold reunion lewks and wonder aloud why B. can't stay away from fishy soups. Then they throw to a live show with beloved Jennifer Aniston stalker Matt McConkey and dig into Beverly Hills and the fact that no one gave one fuck that Camille's house burned to the ground. (But thanks be to God she got that second hand Burberry coat!) The girls are off next week because, America. Bless you one and all and thank you for your continued service. 


This episode is sponsored by Spafinder (www.spafinder.com/housewives code: HOUSEWIVES) and Article (www.article.com/HOUSEWIVES).

Jun 28, 2019
More than a Feelin (w/ Shawnta Valdes)
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This week Casey and Danielle debut the new nook!!! They are graced by angel walking amongst us, Shawnta Valdes, who anoints the nook and prepares it for what it will hear and see. The women talk NY and the de-thawing of pets, Potomac and where all those doves ended up and Bev Hills and Teddy’s most iconic/honest line ever... “I’m so hungry.” 

This episode is brought to you by Kendra Scott Jewelers (www.kendrascott.com code: BITCHSESH), The Real Real (www.therealreal.com code: REAL), Quip (www.getquip.com/housewives), and ScentBird (www.scentbird.com/housewives).

Jun 21, 2019
Life Is Not a Cabaret (w/ Blair Beeken)
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Are you feeling Jovani? Danielle is and so is her guest Blair Beeken (The Second City) as they take on an episode of New York that will go down in the annals of history. They discuss Bethenny's freak out, Sonja's aversion to sand and what type of sleepwear one wants to be caught in by the police. Plus Casey chimes in with a reading of Tinsley's sad date monologue . Blair also reveals her past relationship with a Beverly Hills (recurring) cast member and what animals she has no problem eating. 


This episode is brought to you by The Real Real (www.therealreal.com code: REAL), OMGYes (www.OMGyes.com/housewives), Ava (www.avawomen.com/housewives code: HOUSEWIVES), and Hask Beauty.

Jun 15, 2019
Caught Between an Ex and a Hard Place (w/ Deanna Cheng)
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Casey and Danielle are joined by the incomparable Deanna Cheng. THEY CANT STOP TALKING ABOUT NY BECAUSE NY IS GIVING US EVERYTHING AND IF YOU DONT AGREE WE DONT KNOW EACH OTHER ANYMORE!!!!! They also delve into Potomac, Bev Hills and Southern Charm. #MomenttoMomentWork


This episode is brought to you by Kendra Scott Jewelers (www.kendrascott.com code: BITCHSESH), Hask Beauty, Third Love (www.thirdlove.com/HOUSEWIVES), The Real Real (www.therealreal.com code: REAL), and Living Proof (www.livingproof.com/housewives code: HOUSEWIVES).

Jun 06, 2019
Luann Land: Live at UCB (w/ Bryan Safi)
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Casey and Danielle are live w/ Bryan Safi and an audience at the UCB theatre where they all had just watched a wild episode of Real Housewives of New York together . Life IS a cabaret especially between Sonja and her flat iron . Plus they talk Katie and Schwartz’s Diarrhea sex, Karen’s two room mansion and Denise’s thanksgiving with hookers . 


This episode is brought to you by Leesa (www.leesa.com/HOUSEWIVES code: HOUSEWIVES), The Real Real (www.therealreal.com code: REAL), OMGYes (www.omgyes.com/housewives), and Wander Beauty (www.wanderbeauty.com/HOUSEWIVES).

May 23, 2019