Bitch Sesh: A Real Housewives Breakdown

By Earwolf & Casey Wilson, Danielle Schneider

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Casey Wilson and Danielle Schneider (Hotwives Of Las Vegas) LOVE the Real Housewives on Bravo, and they're sharing that excitement with you on Bitch Sesh! Listen in to hear the ladies dish on the season's wildest moments, answer to all your burning Housewives questions, drink Housewives-branded wine, and bring on some super special guests. Don't be tardy to the party!


Episode Date
Family Affair (w/ Yassir Lester)
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On this weeks Bitch Sesh , Casey and Danielle plead for an important cause close to their hearts -- themselves, specifically #SaveDanielle'sDress. They welcome hilarious comedian, actor and writer Yassir Lester to the new nook, and he has strong opinions on the houses of Potomac, Mama Dee, and a certainhair color. Plus Yassir remembers performing stand-up in front of TWO different househusbands, and they all revel in the audacity of a man giving doughnuts for his wife's fiftieth birthday. 

 

This episode is brought to you by Quip (www.getquip.com/housewives), Happy Cards (www.giftcards.com/happy), Article (www.article.com/housewives), and Lola (www.mylola.com code: HOUSEWIVES40).

Sep 12, 2019
Liar, Liar, Friendships on Fire (w/ Henry Goldblatt)
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Casey and Danielle are back from their summer break with a Peoples Choice nomination ( ahhhhhh!!!) and a very inappropriate Postmates order. With their hilarious and well researched guest Henry Goldblatt ( former editor in chief of Entertainment Weekly) they get into Gina’s tough hair choices , the toilet of a husband that is Shane and the missing case of Katie in the airport . 

Plus Casey has discovered the genius of Captain Sandy and she’s now saying “all aboard” to Below Deck. 

 

This episode is brought to you by Wander Beauty (www.wanderbeauty.com/housewives).

Sep 05, 2019
Breaking News 8/21/19
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Breaking News. There’s been a loss. 

Aug 21, 2019
BITCH SESH AT JANE CLUB!
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BFFFFFFF of Bitch Sesh, June Diane Raphael, guests on an INTIMATE, legendary episode wherein Danielle Schneider gets a bikini wax on stage while discussing housewives. Enjoy. See you all in September!



This episode is sponsored by Leesa (www.leesa.com/HOUSEWIVES code: HOUSEWIVES), Living Proof (www.livingproof.com/housewives code: HOUSEWIVES), Bud Light, ThirdLove (www.thirdlove.com/HOUSEWIVES), Quip (www.getquip.com/housewives), and OMGyes (www.omgyes.com/housewives).

Aug 02, 2019
Reunions and Showdown at the Hoedown (w/ Joel Kim Booster, Vanessa Bayer)
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While Danielle vacations in Florida (sigh) Casey is joined by two delightful and inspired co-hosts.

Fan favorite, living legend Joel Kim Booster shocks Casey out of her chair with his controversial theory about Denise and Erika. And fan favorite, national treasure Vanessa Bayer asks the tough questions. Such as why does Candace think so very much of her own singing voice? They discuss the most recent EXPLOSIVE episodes of Potomac and Reunions Part 1 of NYC and Bev Hills. Go away Camille! 


This episode is brought to you by Birchbox (www.birchbox.com/housewives), Hask Beauty, Bud Light, Article (www.article.com/housewives), and Living Proof (www.livingproof.com/housewives code: HOUSEWIVES).

Jul 18, 2019
154.5. BREAKING NEWS
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Casey and Danielle came together to share some breaking news.

Jul 02, 2019
Live from UCB Sunset (w/ Matt McConkey)
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TO BE ALIVE IN THESE TIMES! Today Casey and Danielle pay tribute to a masterful season of New York. Brava, Bravo! They discuss the finale, upcoming bold reunion lewks and wonder aloud why B. can't stay away from fishy soups. Then they throw to a live show with beloved Jennifer Aniston stalker Matt McConkey and dig into Beverly Hills and the fact that no one gave one fuck that Camille's house burned to the ground. (But thanks be to God she got that second hand Burberry coat!) The girls are off next week because, America. Bless you one and all and thank you for your continued service. 


This episode is sponsored by Spafinder (www.spafinder.com/housewives code: HOUSEWIVES) and Article (www.article.com/HOUSEWIVES).

Jun 28, 2019
More than a Feelin (w/ Shawnta Valdes)
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This week Casey and Danielle debut the new nook!!! They are graced by angel walking amongst us, Shawnta Valdes, who anoints the nook and prepares it for what it will hear and see. The women talk NY and the de-thawing of pets, Potomac and where all those doves ended up and Bev Hills and Teddy’s most iconic/honest line ever... “I’m so hungry.” 

This episode is brought to you by Kendra Scott Jewelers (www.kendrascott.com code: BITCHSESH), The Real Real (www.therealreal.com code: REAL), Quip (www.getquip.com/housewives), and ScentBird (www.scentbird.com/housewives).

Jun 21, 2019
Life Is Not a Cabaret (w/ Blair Beeken)
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Are you feeling Jovani? Danielle is and so is her guest Blair Beeken (The Second City) as they take on an episode of New York that will go down in the annals of history. They discuss Bethenny's freak out, Sonja's aversion to sand and what type of sleepwear one wants to be caught in by the police. Plus Casey chimes in with a reading of Tinsley's sad date monologue . Blair also reveals her past relationship with a Beverly Hills (recurring) cast member and what animals she has no problem eating. 


This episode is brought to you by The Real Real (www.therealreal.com code: REAL), OMGYes (www.OMGyes.com/housewives), Ava (www.avawomen.com/housewives code: HOUSEWIVES), and Hask Beauty.

Jun 15, 2019
Caught Between an Ex and a Hard Place (w/ Deanna Cheng)
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Casey and Danielle are joined by the incomparable Deanna Cheng. THEY CANT STOP TALKING ABOUT NY BECAUSE NY IS GIVING US EVERYTHING AND IF YOU DONT AGREE WE DONT KNOW EACH OTHER ANYMORE!!!!! They also delve into Potomac, Bev Hills and Southern Charm. #MomenttoMomentWork


This episode is brought to you by Kendra Scott Jewelers (www.kendrascott.com code: BITCHSESH), Hask Beauty, Third Love (www.thirdlove.com/HOUSEWIVES), The Real Real (www.therealreal.com code: REAL), and Living Proof (www.livingproof.com/housewives code: HOUSEWIVES).

Jun 06, 2019
Luann Land: Live at UCB (w/ Bryan Safi)
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Casey and Danielle are live w/ Bryan Safi and an audience at the UCB theatre where they all had just watched a wild episode of Real Housewives of New York together . Life IS a cabaret especially between Sonja and her flat iron . Plus they talk Katie and Schwartz’s Diarrhea sex, Karen’s two room mansion and Denise’s thanksgiving with hookers . 


This episode is brought to you by Leesa (www.leesa.com/HOUSEWIVES code: HOUSEWIVES), The Real Real (www.therealreal.com code: REAL), OMGYes (www.omgyes.com/housewives), and Wander Beauty (www.wanderbeauty.com/HOUSEWIVES).

May 23, 2019
Upstate Girls (w/ Brian J. Moylan)
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Casey and Danielle welcome back Thy Lord and Savior, Brian J. Moylan, who graces us with his presence all the way from London! They cover Bev Hills, NY, Potomac and Vanderpump but mainly wonder why Luann is living in a van down by the river. And Brian has a controversial wish for Beverly Hills that we dare not put in writing... for fear.



This episode is brought to you by Living Proof (www.livingproof.com/housewives code: HOUSEWIVES), HASK (www.ulta.com), and Ava (www.avawomen.com code: HOUSEWIVES).

May 16, 2019
Shalloween
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Casey and Danielle are guest less in a Studio City nook and Casey has feelings about that. They discuss Beverly Hills and the legend that is Denise Richards, the return of Potomac and the legend that is Gizelle Bryant, Fofty Cent Rules and the horrifying insanity that has the distinguished honor of being the most cringe worthy scene ever to have been filmed in NY. Ever. We love you Bridie! This ones for you.

This episode is brought to you by Leesa (www.leesa.com/HOUSEWIVES code: HOUSEWIVES), Kendra Scott Jewelers (www.kendrascott.com code: BITCHSESH), Third Love (www.thirdlove.com/HOUSEWIVES), Quip (www.getquip.com/HOUSEWIVES), and Spafinder (www.spafinder.com/HOUSEWIVES).

May 09, 2019
Do You Really Want to Hurt Me? (w/ Katie Kershaw)
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Danielle and Casey are joined by incredible actress Katie Kershaw (Ms. Fletcher, The Second City) and they survive not only a life and death experience, but also another Boy George performance. They talk Lala's hair, Denise's early morning sexcapades and the best method for packing an urn of ashes. Plus, Nene sent a man to the hospital and knocked out his tooth and this is the first we are hearing of it?!!!!! We get to the bottom of it allllll.


This episode is brought to yo buy Kendra Scott Jewelers (www.kendrascott.com code: BITCHSESH), Spafinder (Visit our sponsor Spafinder at www.spafinder.com and use the code HOUSEWIVES to receive 12% off $75+ your gift card purchase, Quip (www.getquip.com/HOUSEWIVES), and MeUndies (www.meundies.com/HOUSEWIVES).

Apr 25, 2019
BREAKING NEWS! Re: Ken Todd
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BREAKING NEWS! Re: Ken Todd

Apr 19, 2019
A Supreme Snub (w/ Paul Scheer)
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Casey and Danielle are back in the satellite nook with a guest as overdue as Camille’s firing - the incomparable Paul Scheer. Paul has recently gotten himself in hot water on Twitter with LVP fans around the world for proudly proclaiming himself #TeamTeddy and details their wrath. He has hot takes on NeNe and a blossoming friendship with Erika Jayne - but at the end of the day, he and Casey are ready to live that minivan lyfe!!!!

Apr 18, 2019
Live from Largo (w/ Jessica Chaffin, Jason Mantzoukas)
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Casey and Danielle welcome two truly extraordinary guests. Jessica Chaffin is back with unpopular theories about Lisa Vanderpump and Jason Mantzoukas has a pressing question about Ken: Has he passed? Jessica and Jason give a powerful performance of Nene and Porsha’s recent text/Instagram war and Carole is outed in the boot on the ground of the century. 


This episode is sponsored by The Real Real (www.realreal.com code: REAL) and LivingProof (www.livingproof.com/HOUSEWIVES code: HOUSEWIVES)

Apr 04, 2019
Eat Drink and Be Married (w/ Deanna Cheng, Lyric Lewis)
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Danielle is joined by the always refreshing( like Denise Richards) Deanna Cheng and they talk to Atlanta super fan Lyric Lewis (AP Bio) to discuss the gift and mystery that is Marlo Hampton as well as Lyric’s important theory about “belt gate”. 


There are gas-less sidecars , brittle real estate agents and Jerry O’Connell and Rebecca Romijn chime in with a field report from the quickest wedding in the West. 

Mar 29, 2019
The Proof Hurts (w/ Roxane Gay)
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Esteemed writer and housewives aficionado Roxane Gay honors Casey and Danielle with her presence again on the podcast and gives her thoughts on puppy gate, the sexless lives of the Vanderpump couples and the gift of a Tyler Perry quote. Plus, she joins Casey and Danielle in reading one of the most important scenes that had ever graced the Bravo screen, and dare we say, elevates this masterpiece. 


This episode is brought to you by Soludos (www.soludos.com code: HOUSEWIVES), I’m Obsessed With This Podcast, Third Love (www.thirdlove.com/HOUSEWIVES), MeUndies (www.meundies.com/HOUSEWIVES), and Modern Fertility (www.modernfertility.com/HOUSEWIVES).

Mar 15, 2019
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