Bitch Sesh: A Real Housewives Breakdown

By Earwolf & Casey Wilson, Danielle Schneider

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Casey Wilson and Danielle Schneider (Hotwives Of Las Vegas) LOVE the Real Housewives on Bravo, and they're sharing that excitement with you on Bitch Sesh! Listen in to hear the ladies dish on the season's wildest moments, answer to all your burning Housewives questions, drink Housewives-branded wine, and bring on some super special guests. Don't be tardy to the party!


Episode Date
143. The Proof Hurts (w/ Roxane Gay)
01:27:55

Esteemed writer and housewives aficionado Roxane Gay honors Casey and Danielle with her presence again on the podcast and gives her thoughts on puppy gate, the sexless lives of the Vanderpump couples and the gift of a Tyler Perry quote. Plus, she joins Casey and Danielle in reading one of the most important scenes that had ever graced the Bravo screen, and dare we say, elevates this masterpiece. 


This episode is brought to you by Soludos (www.soludos.com code: HOUSEWIVES), I’m Obsessed With This Podcast, Third Love (www.thirdlove.com/HOUSEWIVES), MeUndies (www.meundies.com/HOUSEWIVES), and Modern Fertility (www.modernfertility.com/HOUSEWIVES).

Mar 15, 2019
142. A Little about New York...
00:06:40

Danielle gives a quick recap of this week’s episode of Real Housewives of NY.

Mar 07, 2019
141. Kristen Wiig
01:20:10

Casey and Danielle are joined by dream guest and dream human, Kristen Wiig. Kristen has an encyclopedic knowledge of all things Bravo and an unrivaled, astounding eye for detail. On the hallowed eve of New York’s premiere they discuss Bev Hills, Atlanta, Vanderump and unfortunately end up with more questions than answers. 


This episode is brought to you by Living Proof (www.livingproof.com/HOUSEWIVES), Soludos (www.soludos.com code: HOUSEWIVES), Hello Fresh (www.hellofresh.com/housewives80), and Quip (www.getquip.com/HOUSEWIVES).

Mar 07, 2019
140. Chelsea Handler
00:48:15

A VERY SPECIAL BONUS EPISODE. Casey and Danielle in conversation with Chelsea Handler. 

Mar 04, 2019
139. Sun and Shade in the Bahamas (w/ Joel Kim Booster, Amy Phillips)
01:21:50

Danielle is joined by hilarious guest co-host Joel Kim Booster, who is fresh off a gay cruise and ready to take Lisa Vanderpump down (but only for the right reasons). They welcome lady of a thousand housewife voices Amy Phillips, who gives them all the inside scoop on Andy Cohen's baby shower/rave and comes up with a new housewife impression on the spot. They talk Porsha's engagement, LaLa's BJ's for PJ's, and most importantly, how you never enter a housewife dinner wearing shorts. NEVER!!!


This episode is brought to you by Leesa (www.leesa.com/HOUSEWIVES), Soludos (www.soludos.com code: HOUSEWIVES), MeUndies (www.meundies.com/HOUSEWIVES), Daily Harvest (www.daily-harvest.com code: HOUSEWIVES), and Article (www.article.com/HOUSEWIVES).

Feb 27, 2019
138. Lucy Lucy Apple Juicy (w/ Danny Pellegrino, Emily Arlook)
01:33:12

Casey is joined by iconic special guest co-host Danny Pellegrino (host of the amazing podcast Everything Iconic). There's a new housewife in town and her name...is Lucy Lucy Apple Juice. Beverly Hills is back and the first 45 seconds are as riveting as anything Casey and Danny have ever seen ever, ever. Ever. Ever. Joining them in Casey's basic rental house is the lovely Emily Arlook (Grownish) who has insights into Kristin Doute's anxiety and high hopes for Denise Richards. They cover Atlanta, Jersey, Vanderpump and the stripper at Casey's bachelorette party. We open with a snippet of James Kennedy and Ariana Madix's new (hit?) single PARTY. #WINNING



This episode is brought to you by Leesa (www.leesa.com/HOUSEWIVES), Third Love (www.thirdlove.com/housewives), Quip (www.getquip.com/HOUSEWIVES), and Article (www.article.com/housewives).

Feb 13, 2019
137. Live from the PlayStation Theater
01:32:20

Start spreading the LU’S!!!! Hahaha!! Casey and Danielle are finally on Broadway!! Well. Broadway adjacent, but WHO THE FUCK CARES?!?! Joined by the disturbingly magnetic Andrew Rannells and the only normal person to ever be on reality TV, Gregg Bennett- they cover it all. And by all we mean how to suck a monkeys a**hole. It’s a powerful, beautiful night of THEATRE. Secial guest stars abound, namely one up and comer...Paul Wilson. 



This episode is sponsored by BLDHN (www.bldhn.com code: HOUSEWIVES), The Real Real (www.therealreal.com code: REAL), and Daily Harvest (www.dailyharvest.com code: HOUSEWIVES).

Jan 28, 2019
136. Whine Country
01:10:17

The don’t want to grow up, they got plans to blow up! Danielle and Casey are back together and they don't care, so what....Actually they do care, but mostly about Lala and Sheana Shay's orgasm acting class. They talk Stassi's mom, Marlo's luggage, Porsha's pickles and all the fabulous housewives trips past, present and future. Happy OOTD day everyone!!!!



This episode is brought to you by Black Monday on Showtime, Leesa (www.leesa.com/HOUSEWIVES), Third Love (www.thirdlove.com/HOUSEWIVES), Hello Fresh (www.hellofresh.com/housewives80), and Article (www.article.com/HOUSEWIVES).

Jan 22, 2019
135. From Turkey with Love (w/ Nicole Shabtai, Jamie Stein)
01:18:58

Danielle is joined by hilarious writer and undercover housewives reporter Nicole Shabtai who brings us an (old) boot on the hallowed ground of New Jersey. Plus she asks the biggest most important question of our time “why weren’t cameras at Todd Tucker’s Micheal Jordan bday party?!!!” They are also joined by empath to the stars Jamie Stein who goes deep on the dark soul of Vanderpump Rules and Casey’s birthday Cameos to Danielle finally arrive, each one more glorious and “cutting” than the next. 


This episode is brought to you by BHLDN Wedding Dresses (www.bhldn.com code: HOUSEWIVES), Leesa (www.leesa.com/housewives code: HOUSEWIVES), The Real Real (www.therealreal.com code: REAL), Quip (www.getquip.com/HOUSEWIVES), and Article (www.article.com/HOUSEWIVES).

Jan 10, 2019
134. Communion and Confession (w/ Chelsea Devantez)
01:20:09

Casey and Danielle celebrate a new year and a new marriage...that will soon end in divorce, RIP Marty Caffrey and Danielle Staub, we hardly knew you. They are joined by hilarious comedian and writer Chelsea Devantez to talk Beer Cheese , morning fart time and the paper of Record: The Bergen NJ Record”. Plus Casey, always an onion, reveals a regretful roommate assault.


This episode is brought to you by Leesa (www.leesa.com/HOUSEWIVES), BHLDN Wedding Dresses (www.bhldn.com code: HOUSEWIVES), Third Love (www.thirdlove.com/HOUSEWIVES), and Lightbox Jewelry (www.lightboxjewelry.com/housewives).

Jan 03, 2019
133. Last Night In The Nook (w/ David Caspe, Daniel Libman)
01:35:01

Casey and Danielle have added a bonus holiday show. It’s the last night in the nook. Literally. And who better to stop by than Casey’s beloved husband David and his hilarious and delightful friend Daniel Libman who share thoughts on Jax and Friends. And a very special surprise guest pipes in. Casey and Danielle pay tribute to Penny Marshall and to the even more beloved nook, where we have all spent so much time together. Merry Christmas and Happy LU Year! Also HUGE Congrats to Andy Cohen on his big news! 



This episode is brought to you by bareMinerals (www.bareminerals.com code: HOUSEWIVES), Leesa (www.leesa.com/HOUSEWIVES code: HOUSEWIVES), Living Proof (www.livingproof.com/HOUSEWIVES code: HOUSEWIVES), Stitch Fix (www.stitchfix.com/HOUSEWIVES), and Lightbox Jewelry (www.lightboxjewelry.com/housewives).

Dec 21, 2018
132. 4 Housewives and a Pump Premiere
01:33:12

Casey and co-host Deanna Cheng get INTO IT with dream guest Rae Sanni who hits us with powerful insights and a phenomenal sermon On Shannon which is met with a standing ovation. Despite the holiday rush, Bravo has given us four housewives to catch up on as well as the gift of the Vanderpump premiere under the tree. We open them all! 

Happy Holidayzzzzz! 


If you want to be a distinguished background artist for Casey’s short film packed with stahhhh’s on Dec 13 from 2 to 8pm in LA - email daddioshort18@gmail.com and receive goodies and love and good fun we promise!


This episode is sponsored by Lightbox Jewelry (www.lightboxjewelry.com/housewives), bareMinerals (www.bareminerals.com code: HOUSEWIVES), Minted (text your photo to 22737), and ThirdLove (www.thirdlove.com/HOUSEWIVES).

Dec 07, 2018
BREAKING HOLIDAY NEWS, TOO
00:06:01

BREAKING HOLIDAY NEWS, TOO

Nov 30, 2018
131. Party Fouls (w/ Blair Beeken, Camirin Farmer)
01:22:35

Casey is holding down the fort in the nook with special co-host, the wondrous Blair Beeken. They are divided on important issues such as: Are we more focused on the Housewives boobs or butts??? No objectifying here! They are joined by stand up comedian and all around lovely human, Camirin Farmer who has hilarious insights but also simple burning questions we all want answers to, such as, re: Dallas, "Who and why is Carrie?" The ladies rip through and rip apart four cities and no one is safe. Least of all Shane. 



This episode is brought to you by Leesa (www.leesa.com/HOUSEWIVES), Call Your Girlfriend, Thrive Market (www.thrivemarket.com/housewives), and JustFab (www.justfab.com/HOUSEWIVES).

Nov 29, 2018
130. Live from Vulture Fest 2018 (w/ Leslie Grossman)
00:48:30

Bitch Sesh is Live from Vulture Fest with the most special guest Leslie Grossman who graces our heads and hearts with so many important thoughts and one AMAZING phone call. 


This episode is brought to you by Living Proof (www.livingproof.com/HOUSEWIVES code: HOUSEWIVES), Lightbox Jewelry (www.lightboxjewelry.com/housewives), Minted (www.minted.com), Zero (www.quitwithzero.com/HOUSEWIVES), and JustFab (www.justfab.com/HOUSEWIVES).

Nov 19, 2018
129. Wives and Misdemeanors (w/ Matt McConkey, Rob Sudduth)
01:38:47

What a week!!! Two premieres (Atlanta and Jersey), two face lifts and two gorgeous hilarious men in the satellite nook, Matt McConkey and Rob Sudduth. Also Casey phones in with a special dedication to celebrate the birth of our new lord and savior , Brooklyn Daly (Kenya’s baby) 



This episode is brought to you by Living Proof (www.livingproof.com/HOUSEWIVES code: HOUSEWIVES), bareMinerals (www.bareminerals.com code: HOUSEWIVES), Framebridge (www.framebridge.com code: HOUSEWIVES), Thrive Market (www.thrivemarket.com/housewives), Outdoor Voices (www.outdoorvoices.com/SESH), and Third Love (www.thirdlove.com/HOUSEWIVES).

Nov 08, 2018
128. 3rd Annual Bitch Seth Halloween Extravaganza (w/ Vanessa Bayer, Bryan Safi)
00:49:47

IT’S THE 3rd ANNUAL BITCH SESH HALLOWEEN EXTRAVAGANZA! Where grown humans do Andy Cohen cos play! Casey and Danielle are joined live at Largo by costumed national treasures Vanessa Bayer (Darcey) and Bryan Safi (Paul) for scenes and song and judging of the Halloween Parade. For images and costumes go to Casey and Danielle’s instagrams. @caseyrosewilson and @daniellecarolinescheider 


This episode is brought to you by Lightbox (www.lightboxjewelry.com/housewives), Leesa (www.leesa.com/housewives code: HOUSEWIVES), Stitch Fix (www.stitchfix.com/HOUSEWIVES), Grove (www.grove.co/HOUSEWIVES), and Wander Beauty (www.wanderbeauty.com/HOUSEWIVES).

Oct 31, 2018
127. Blow Up (w/ Brian J. Moylan, Shira Caspe Weiss)
01:32:48

Danielle and Casey are joined by Housewives Historian Brian J. Moylan and he has a big announcement. (HINT: He will be making more money off the housewives backs!) They discuss OC, DALLAS and where the franchise is headed. Dream of dreamzzzz they are all then joined by 90 Day Fiancé Historian Shira Caspe Weiss who explains why the tide is turning and why we must all hop aboard. 



This episode is brought to you by Third Love (www.thirdlove.com/HOUSEWIVES), Zero (www.quitwithzero.com/HOUSEWIVES), and Thrive Market (www.thrivemarket.com/housewives).

Oct 25, 2018
126. 80’s Ladies (w/ Andrew Rannells)
01:23:45

Casey and Danielle tricked the guest of their dreams into the nook, hold him hostage to talk housewives and he rises to the occasion. Andrew Rannells ( Book of Mormon, Girls) has strong thoughts on vaginal rejuvenation, which Dallas cast member looks like a Gremlin, and of course his days in the sun Nene Leeks. Special thanks to Kathleen Gibson for all her musical help ( duh , of course there will be song).



This episode is brought to you by Evelyn and Bobbie (www.evelynbobbie.com code: HOUSEWIVES), Lightbox Jewelry (www.lightboxjewelry.com/housewives), Wander Beauty (www.wanderbeauty.com/HOUSEWIVES), Framebridge (www.framebridge.com code: HOUSEWIVES), and Chef Steps (www.chefsteps.com/Joule code: HOUSEWIVES).

Oct 11, 2018
125. Off the Leash (w/ Joel Kim Booster)
01:26:02

Casey and Danielle are joined in the nook by the extremely attractive and fearlessly opinionated Joel Kim Booster. He will say some truths that will have you questioning your very being. And he will be right. The trio discuss Orange County, Dallas, the Jeff Lewis scandal, Atlanta pregnancies, and, of course, more 90 Day Fiance. 


This episode is brought to you by Evelyn and Bobbie (www.evelynbobbie.com code: HOUSEWIVES), Chef Steps (www.chefsteps.com/Joule code: HOUSEWIVES), Lightbox Jewelry (www.lightboxjewelry.com/housewives), Third Love (www.thirdlove.com/HOUSEWIVES), and Grove (www.grove.co/housewives).

Oct 05, 2018
124. Babes in Brandiland (w/ Alec Sulkin)
01:33:54

Casey and Danielle are joined by the delightfully savage Alec Sulkin, executive producer of Family Guy and writer of Ted and Ted 2. He is self admittedly “fluent” in housewives and has some VERY tough feedback for some of our gals. Casey and Danielle also OFFICIALLY are all in on 90 Day Fiancé Before the 90 Days. We ask you to please respect their decision at this time and as Kelly Dodd eloquently put it “Hit it or Quit it.” 


This episode is brought to you by Lightbox Jewelry (www.lightboxjewelry.com/housewives), Leesa (www.leesa.com/housewives), Quip Toothbrush (www.getquip.com/HOUSEWIVES), Joule Sous Vide (www.chefsteps.com/Joule code: HOUSEWIVES), and Kopari (www.koparibeauty.com/HOUSEWIVES).

Sep 27, 2018
123. Rodeo Barbie
00:59:52

Bitchsesh is back and, much like Leanne’s beer burps, sometimes Casey and Danielle are gonna utter things that are difficult to hear, like Steve Lodge brought some sex appeal this week. Also Casey defends her controversial spinning statement, while Deanna Cheng chimes in in defense of Carole, and OC’s Emily defends her dork. 



This episode is brought to you by Imperfect Courage by Jessica Honegger, Prepd (www.getprepd.com code: PREPDHOUSEWIVES), and Stitch Fix (www.stitchfix.com/HOUSEWIVES).

Sep 13, 2018
122. God Save the Queen, B
01:18:34

WE'REEEEEEE BAAAAAAAACKKKKKK! Danielle and Casey are back in the nook! Lord lift us up where we belong! Danielle has another devastating tale of woe concerning her nether region and Casey has a burning workout question and demands answers. They cover NYC Reunion Part 3, Dallas, the end of Potomac, snoozeroo O.C and 90 DAY FIANCE BEFORE THE 90 DAYS DO WHAT WE SAY AND START WATCHING! With special 90 Day Fiance correspondent, Clare Mukherjee.


This episode is brought to you by Leesa (www.leesa.com/housewives), Quip Toothbrush (www.getquip.com/HOUSEWIVES), Outdoor Voices (www.outdoorvoices.com/sesh), Teami (www.teamiblends.com code: HOUSEWIVES).

Sep 07, 2018
0. Introducing Bitch Sesh: A Real Housewives Breakdown Show
00:03:03
Casey and Danielle kick off the show by telling us all the Housewives questions they want answered. Don't forget to set your DVRs to the RHOBH premiere Dec 1!
Nov 27, 2015
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