Bitch Sesh: A Real Housewives Breakdown

By Earwolf & Casey Wilson, Danielle Schneider

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Casey Wilson and Danielle Schneider (Hotwives Of Las Vegas) LOVE the Real Housewives on Bravo, and they're sharing that excitement with you on Bitch Sesh! Listen in to hear the ladies dish on the season's wildest moments, answer to all your burning Housewives questions, drink Housewives-branded wine, and bring on some super special guests. Don't be tardy to the party!


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Introducing: Celebrity Book Club
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Hi Bitch Sesh listeners! We have a special preview of a new podcast we think you're going to love. It's called Celebrity Book Club. Join writer, comedian, and filmmaker Chelsea Devantez and her friends as they recap and celebrate the memoirs of badass celebrity womxn. If you enjoy the show you can subscribe in Stitcher, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen: https://link.chtbl.com/celebritybookclub
Nov 27, 2020
Thanksgiving Bonus Sesh (w/ Jake Arnold)
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For a special lil Thanksgiving Bonus Sesh Casey and Danielle are deeply thankful to have Jake Arnold, interior designer to the stahhh’s (Chrissy Teigen and John Legend are clients ETC!) Jake weighs in on the often less discussed, profoundly tragic houses of our wives. He also has fun tips and tricks for us lay persons. Happy Thanksgiving to all! Stay Safe!! 
Nov 24, 2020
A Snow Mountain of Trouble (w/ Michelle Collins)
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Casey and Danielle are joined by the truly hilarious, beautiful and charming comedian Michelle Collins. Michelle and the girls discuss what fearless fan feedback feels like (spoiler: not great), Mary M Cosby‘s budding friendship with Meredith and they digest the fact that Whitney’s lovely dad... is a hair stylist and modeling his own work. They get into Potomac in Portugal and Robyn’s edge, Robyn’s hats and the tea Robyn spilled about Karen not liking Ray’s D. It’s another sophisticated classy episode. 
Nov 19, 2020
Welcome to Salt Lake City (w/ Janelle James)
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IT'S A NEW DAY! New prez, new franchise. In its transcendent premiere, Salt Lake City delivered us everything we knew we needed. A Jewish Mormon, a plucky gal who married her step-grandfather, and the gay son we've always wanted. We learned that a friendship CAN fall out based on one friend telling the other, "You smell like hospital." Joining Casey and Danielle to bask in it all is the brilliantly funny and charming comedian, writer, and actress Janelle James. Her opinions are life giving and she makes us sit in what is devastating about some of the gals in Potomac. Thank you Janelle, Andy, Bravo, and Salt Lake City for your service.
Nov 14, 2020
Hats Off, Shades On (w/ Clare Mukherjee)
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On the eve of what is hopefully a new day, Casey and Danielle cannot contain their excitement for the impending Biden/Harris presidency and the impending first episode of Real Housewives of SLC!! They are joined by stylist to the stars Clare Mukherjee as they discuss all the lewks, from the lows (Robyn Dixon's hat line) to the highs (Stacey Abrams jewel tones) and everyone in between. With heavy hearts they also dissect the end of the Girardi era, and more importantly who gets custody of Mikey?!! They talk Candiace's high heels and flat notes, Wendy's walk, Jamal's gaslighting, and Captain Lee's tank top. God bless America and thank you truly for your service in this election, and everyone that worked, called, texted, marched, fought and voted!!
Nov 07, 2020
Fully Charged (w/ Danielle Henderson, Deanna Cheng)
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Danielle is blessed to have Bitch Sesh fave Deanna Cheng step in for Casey this week (Happy Birthday Casey!), and they are joined by an even better Danielle, Danielle Henderson (writer and former RHOA recapper for Vulture). (better) Danielle takes us through her favorite Atlanta season, before the fame and plastic surgery, and explains why she thinks the Richards sisters of Beverly Hills have nothing more to give.    Then they dive deep into the glory that is Potomac, including Candiace's mommy issues, Michael Darby's daddy issues, and Robyn's early arrival issues. Sip and See and Listen to this episode, it's a wild ride that all takes place on Jesus's back. 
Oct 23, 2020
A Very Special Episode (w/ Marianne Williamson)
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Dreams come true during this very special episode of Bitch Sesh. Casey and Danielle sit down with Casey’s mentor/guru/North Star,* the best-selling author, political activist and spiritual thought leader, Marianne Williamson. Marianne did not know she was any of these things to Casey as they had never met. So. They discuss why we are in such a deeply critical moment in time, how to maintain hope while leveling up, Mariannes morning (spiritual) routine and the everyday magical miracles all around us in every interaction. We also find out that much like Luann, Marianne had aspirations to be a cabaret singer but unlike Luann quit because she didn’t think she had a great voice. Lu could take a page. Thursday we will be back talking Housewives. But for now, soak in the Queen who refers to herself as a, “Bitch for God” on Bitch Sesh!   EPISODE NOTES:   Marianne has an upcoming podcast, dropping SOON, called...The Marianne Williamson Podcast! Look for it where you get your podcasts. Not to be missed!   Marianne’s latest book is: A POLITICS OF LOVE: A Handbook for a New American Revolution   The daily prayer Casey referenced: Dear God, Where would you have me go? What would you have me do? What would you have me say, and to whom.   Other books we discussed by Marianne: The Courage to Change Return to Love A Course in Weight Loss    *Very Special thanks to Matt McConkey for his help with this Very Special episode.*   Visit Marianne on Social Media: Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/williamsonmarianne [facebook.com] Twitter: @marwilliamson [twitter.com] Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/mariannewilliamson/ [instagram.com] YouTube: www.youtube.com/user/MarianneWilliamson [youtube.com]    Websites of Interest: www.marianne.com [marianne.com]www.marianne2020.com [marianne2020.com]
Oct 20, 2020
Taxing Times and Blurry Lines (w/ Mani, Nick Axelrod, Annie Kreighbaum, Megan Allan Cole)
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Danielle and Casey are thrilled to welcome Mani of the "Mixing with Mani" podcast to the virtual nook, where she shares her insightful thoughts on booty pinching, purse abuse and who she sides with in the fight between Monique and Candiace (hint: it's neither of the actual women). Plus, this real life school teacher teaches everyone the ins and outs and real estate values of every Potomac neighborhood and house on the show and it is an invaluable education.   Then Casey and Danielel are joined by Nick Axelrod and Annie Kreighbaum, beauty journalists and hosts of the podcast "Eyewitness Beauty" to talk the success and failures of all the housewives beauty brands and what we should actually spend our money on (and it's not Gretchen Chritine Beaute'). And Finally they are joined by Casey's dear friend Megan Allan Cole who in these last weeks running up to this election tells us ways in which we can help in the very important state of Pennsylvania. 
Oct 16, 2020
Secrets Revealed (w/ Chris Kelly)
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Danielle and Casey are blessed and impressed to have Chris Kelly (Saturday Night Live, Creator of The Other Two) on the pod as they discuss the most dramatic episode of Potomac EVER!!! They dissect each moment of the Monique and Candace fight like it's the Zapruder film, and only find more questions than answers. Plus, they dive into the other heartbreaks of this episode and this cast, who are giving us ONE HUNDRED PERCENT every episode and deserve all the People's Choice Nominations (instead of Rinna)   Danielle and Chris then dissect the "never before seen moments" episode of RHONY, which Casey ORDERED them to watch, then failed to watch herself. How Dare!!!
Oct 02, 2020
Bachelor vs. Housewives (w/ Katie Lowes, Scott Foley, Josh Malina)
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In a VERY special episode of Bitch Sesh and a fundraiser for Vote Mama, Casey and Danielle are joined by Scandal's Katie Lowes, Scott Foley and Josh Malina (who are huge Bachelor stans), to finally settle the battle once and for all of which is better garbage TV, "Real Housewives" or "The Bachelor"?  It's a fight to the finish, insults are hurled, legs are thrown, and attractions are formed.    Plus Casey and Danielle discuss Ashley's eerie calm at the wine barn gathering, Robin's texting faux-pas and why Sonja's townhouse should be turned into an historical landmark.    Thank you so much to everyone who attended and contributed, we raised $28K for Vote Mama, an organization that supports democratic moms with young children running for office up and down the ballot. If you want to donate or get involved or find out more info visit Votemama.org. 
Sep 25, 2020
Farewell to the Kardashians (w/ June Diane Raphael, Jessica St. Clair)
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Join Casey, Danielle, June Diane Raphael and Jessica St. Clair for a DEEP discussion and fond farewell to a Housewives adjacent show that has been there for these gals in the darkest of days. The Kardashians. Casey and Danielle talk Housewives and why Rinna must go and then the goodbye's begin. Kacey Kune and Kessica (get it??!) relive their favorite moments and reveal which Kar Koo Koo they each think they are. Spoiler Alert: June is a Kim, Casey is a Khloe and Jess is a Kris and no one wants to be a Kourtney. Let's raise a glass and adjust our Skims. Join us.
Sep 18, 2020
Reunion Part I (w/ Sam Bush aka bravohistorian)
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Though California be burning around them, Casey and Danielle are joined by the lovely and insightful, Bravo Historian herself, Sam Bush. Sam wants Rinna and Jayne to go, fondly remembers when Kim Z spelled cat with a 'k' and she's worried about Monique. Casey's worried about herself because of how in love she is with her new favorite show "Darcey and Stacey" and Danielle laments all that we lost this week. Starting with Denise and ending with Dorit's new house... 
Sep 11, 2020
Viva la Dysfunction
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Casey and Danielle come to you hungover from their live show and from Dorinda's final meltdown, both of which they may never recover. It's the end of the NYC season but thank god we have Viva La Diva to carry us through. They discuss Denise's reunion lewk, the bird attack heard round the (housewives world), and the undoing of Lisa Rinna.   Plus Deanna Cheng sings (and raps) us home with a sweet new ditty.
Sep 05, 2020
RIP + Celebrity Book Club with Chelsea Devantez
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Casey and Danielle mourn the loss of the matriarch of Blue Stone Manor, Ms. Dorinda Medley, who they are sad to see go, even though they called for her dismissal. Then, hilarious writer and comedian,Chelsea Devantez, joins them to discuss the best ways to cheat on your spouse, why shopping at Payless is not a sob story, and why Karen's "assistant" is always put in quotations.    Then as an added treat, Chelsea deep dives into her end of summer celebrity book club selections from NeNe Leakes, Jessica Simpson and Leah Remini, one memoir more riveting (and bananas) than the next. Spoiler alert, NeNe literally writes an entire chapter on why Kim Zolciak is garbage.
Aug 28, 2020
Our BFFFF June Diane Raphael
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Casey and Danielle are gloriously joined by BFFFF June Diane Raphael who is without her normal nail technicians but not without strangeness surrounding her multi tasking. June is besotted by Leah, wants more Bunny and astutely points out that Lu covering Dorinda's diarrhea smell with Chanel body wash is basically the entire franchise: Covering shit with Chanel. The girls also say a sad, unexpected goodbye. To June's therapist.    BITCH SESH "LIVE" IS SEPTEMBER 3RD 5:30PST / 8:30EST. Join us for song dance, communion and special guest Jason Mantzoukas! (And send Boots on the Ground to BootsontheGroundbs@gmail.com) Tickets available at link below or at Future Beat or on Casey and Danielle's instagrams:   https://dev-1.ee.bkstg.it/category/bitchsesh
Aug 14, 2020
Never Before Scene (w/ Ziwe)
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Casey and Danielle are joined by the iconic Ziwe who is officially now one name only and no one is more deserving of one name-ness! They discuss RHONY, Potomac and Bev Hills and Casey admits to a very strange email she’s sent. Danielle continues to try and pick up the pieces of after cartoon gate part TWO. 
Aug 07, 2020
Not Very Merry-Achi (w/ Sasha Morfaw)
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Casey and Danielle are a little late this week (okay it's already next week), but it's worth the wait as they have Sasha Morfaw of The Bravo Breakdown and she is giving us laughs, hot takes and straight up knowledge about housewives near and far. Coming straight to us from Sasha's presence at the Potomac virtual premiere (which Casey and Danielle were NOT invited to) they talk bird attacks, Gizelle's new (yet old) relationship, Sonja's bewilderment at her own fashion line and of course BRAVO BRAVO BRAVO. Plus, they ask the big question that every Real Housewives fan wrestles with, "Does Luann have a heart?" The answer is pending. 
Aug 04, 2020
Sheer Madness
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Casey and Danielle are back in the virtual nook, STILL RIDING HIGH from their two part vacation to Blue Stone Manor in the Berkshires. They are joined by the lovely and funny Marcos Luevanos who is just as invigorated by Leah as Casey is and even more invigorated by her Kimora Lee Simmons Baby Phat sweatshirt. They discuss Ramona's insipid 63rd birthday party for her BFFFFFF's and Marcos wonders if maybe - just maybe - Elyse is a ghost. IT'S POSSIBLE.  Casey also sits down with new Below Deck Med correspondent, the legend, Blair Beeken who weighs in on life on the high seas. AHOY.
Jul 26, 2020
Garcelle Beauvais
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Casey and Danielle got the interview of the 'tine as they sit down with actress, model, writer, producer, activist, podcasteaur, and now housewife of Beverly Hills, Garcelle Beauvais!! They talk her amazing career, her thoughts on Sutton's "fashions", and which Cuomo she wants in her vagina (spoiler, it's BOTH!!!).    They also discuss the email heard round the world and what it was actually like in the Maison de Girardi. Garcelle is as funny, gracious and open as we dreamed she'd be and it's not to be missed. 
Jul 17, 2020
Not Feeling Jovani (w/ Akilah Green, Joel Kim Booster)
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Danielle is joined by two SUPERSTAR bitch Sesh faves this week with brilliant guest co-host Akilah Green and the very buff and always hilarious Joel Kim Booster. They talk about the re-opening of Blue Stone Manner and the re-turn of Lu the demon plus the difficulties of rooting for someone when everyone is simply ...horrendous . Plus , they discuss why Teddi is the Elyse of Beverly Hills and what room of a restaurant they each would like to redecorate. No more driving lessons, lots more Kim Richards, and many more demands we make of Bravo. Enjoy!
Jul 10, 2020
Eat, Drink, and Be Scary (w/ Ana Ortiz)
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Casey and Danielle reach new highs this week and plummet to new lows. In the highs department is FAN FAVORITE guest, the hilarious and gorgeous Ana Ortiz, whose take on Sutton from BH will knock your damn socks off. We introduce an upcoming Celebrity Book Club we hope you will all participate in, wherein the delightful and funny Chelsea Devantez will lead us in unpacking important seminal works such as Jessica Simpson's book, Open Book (and more). Low's include Danielle and Casey discussing the nether regions of intimate family members. It's...very uncomfortable and deeply unsettling. Like Sutton!
Jul 03, 2020
And We're Back...
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In this week's episode we most importantly want to thank our amazing listeners who raised over $45,500 in donations for the Justice for Breonna Taylor GoFundMe. You guys are amazing and wonderful.Less importantly, Casey and Danielle are trying to figure out when and if the housewives are ever coming back with new episodes so they can see what life is life A.T. (After Tinsley). But that doesn't stop them from digging into the past few episodes to discuss Dorinda's slow descent into madness/booze and Denise's liftoff into the crazy land of Aron, 5g and threesomes.   Plus they scroll through the Insta's of housewives past and present to find out how they've been using their time and platforms. 
Jun 26, 2020
To Our Listeners
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Let’s honor the memory of Breonna Taylor on her birthday. She would be 27 years old on June 4th. Please DONATE to Breonna Taylor’s Go Fund Me, JUSTICE FOR BREONNA TAYLOR.  https://www.gofundme.com/f/9v4q2-justice-for-breonna-taylor   Casey will be matching donations up to $5,000.00 so whatever you donate will be doubled!    If you send photos of your receipt of payment to our email, the first 500 people to do so will be invited to a Live ZOOM Bitch Sesh. Email: Bootsonthegroundbs@gmail.com   Let’s keep the pressure on Mayor Greg Fischer to ensure Breonna gets the justice she deserves. CALL (844) 298 2731 to demand the officers be fired, arrested and charged.    Spread the word on social media using these hashtags: #sayhername #justiceforbre #BirthdayforBreonna
Jun 05, 2020
Read Between the Signs (w/ Dan Bucatinsky)
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Casey and Danielle are honored with the talent and humor of EMMY WINNER Dan Bucatinsky, whose knowledge and psychological case studies of the housewives are mind-blowing . Also he's been out to dinner with Lisa Rinna and Harry Hamlin, need we say more?!!! They discuss schadenfreude, Doctor(?) Daryl, Buca di Beppo Booths and Will Smith's Ex-Wife.   Plus Casey and Danielle talk about the slightly unnatural ways that are keeping them from losing their minds.  
May 22, 2020
Let the Mouse Go! (w/ Akilah Green)
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Danielle and Casey are joined by the beautiful and hilarious Akilah Green who was equally as enchanted by Atlanta’s magnificent Zoomunion and Dorit’s Buca Di Beppo venture. They discuss Bev Hills and Denise’s epic flex and RHONY’s hayride and corn maze from hell. Also WHEN WILL TINSLEY GET HER VOICE BACK? And why does Jax love LIT fitness SO much?? WE HAVE QUESTIONS!!   ALL PROCEEDS from Bitch Sesh’s new tee: GOODNIGHT FROM THE LOWER LEVEL go to NO KID HUNGRY. To purchase go to: https://www.teepublic.com/campaign/281-goodnight-from-the-lower-level-supporting-no-kid-h/t-shirt
May 15, 2020
Yassir Lester
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Casey and Danielle are back with the hilarious and very opinionated Yassir Lester, who shows us the housewives through new eyes and it ain’t pretty. He also deconstructs what Kyle’s attack on Dorit was truly about and savages the men of Vanderpump Rules . Plus Casey and Danielle perform a heartbreaking vignette from Real Housewives of New York that is sure to win alllll the awards.
May 08, 2020
Sonja Morgan
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VERY SPECIAL EPISODE: Casey and Danielle are in conversation with iconic mover and shaker, Sonja Tremont Morgan (or as the intern who helped arrange this calls her, Ms. Morgan.) Sonja speaks candidly from the spa retreat she has been accidentally quarantined in about Bethennys departure, the Lisa Vanderump/Brandi/Denise of it all and whether or not she thinks Harry Dubin would break shelter at home orders to have sex with her. She is a goddamn delight and we need her more than ever in these times.    Sonjas newest fashions can be found at sonjabysonjamorgan.com.   She is also very available at the day spa for cameo’s (and makes legendary ones.) Cameo.com
Apr 30, 2020
Ain’t No Party Like a Hamptons Party (w/ Greg Bennett)
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Joining Casey and Danielle is the Poet Laurette of Jersey City, Mr. Greg Bennett, who has turned a new leaf on Dorit and PK , and their mint-sharing, news cap wearing, money conning ways. They discuss Lu's awkward flirtations, Leah's vagina wings and the genius that is shoe repair location knowing Sonja Morgan. 
Apr 24, 2020
Iconic Bitch Sesh (w/ Danny Pellegrino)
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Two worlds and two shows are finally coming together to form the crossover episode of our dreams. That's right, Bitch Sesh and Danny Pellegrino's Everything Iconic podcast have joined together for one special episode to talk about the rise of Denise Richards, the fall of Vanderpump Rules, a reconsideration of Leah's bucket hat , and the amazing entrance of one Garcelle Beauvais. A super-sized, super-packed episode that has everything except a ghostly voice-over from Lisa Vanderpump. Stay safe, stay home and goodnight from the lower level. 
Apr 17, 2020
Stooping to a Lower Level (w/ Paul Scheer)
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Casey and Danielle are fresh off Watch What Happens Live where they guested from their homes alongside living legend Sonja Morgan. Casey has also received an answer to a long forgotten piece of correspondence and they welcome the brilliance that is Paul Scheer (Black Monday! On Showtime!) for his very special plea for Bitch Sesh to start covering Summer House. June Diane stops by and fills everyone in on the odd multi tasking she is doing from her home during the quarantine! Consider donating to DINE11 - meals for those on the front lines which also supports local restaurants and small businesses. Stay safe stay healthy and stay home!
Apr 10, 2020
Back in the NY Groove (w/ Bryan Safi)
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Danielle is joined in the virtual nook by the effervescent, always hilarious Bryan Safi to talk about the premiere of New York Fucking City, the city that never sleeps, or disappoints. In these dark, scary times, we have found a light, and her name is Leah and she is not afraid to fight a cop or start a terrible fashion line. Plus they discuss the rise of Raquel, we shall never doubt this not so dumb diva again. 
Apr 03, 2020
Ruined Peaches
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Casey and Danielle chat from their respective remote nooks about astrology, if a housewife spitting on another housewife is even news worthy and the Potomac preview. Join them on instagram live following the NYC premiere on April 2nd at 7pmPST / 10pmEST and pretend you don’t notice Casey’s roots and Danielle’s pubes have grown out! Go to Casey’s instagram to watch!! @CaseyRoseWilson 
Mar 28, 2020
Thank you for being a friend
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Today’s episode is a love letter to all our home bound Alene’s, our Alenes out there whose essential jobs mean they have to work, the moms and dads at home with kids homeschooling and losing their minds, anyone living alone, anyone with compromised immunity, anyone who is sick, anyone scared, anyone panicked and anyone looking for a laugh and some relief from our garbage shows and from your garbage hosts! We hope this brings a small ray of comfort. Love you all. Stay safe! 
Mar 20, 2020
Jax’s Last Hurrah
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Casey and Danielle are joined in the nook by the beautiful and beautifully opinionated, Skye (who has a one word name because she deserves it). They talk the devastation of Ken, JAX AND BRITTNEYS ENDLESS WEDDING and read a Corona Virus statement written by Joe Guidice. Stay safe! 
Mar 13, 2020
LOVE IS BLIND VERY SPECIAL EPISODE
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Enjoy this Corona free LOVE IS BLIND VERY SPECIAL EPISODE. Casey is joined by the delightful Deanna Cheng and lovely Jarrett Wieselman from Netflix who has some insider info on this important national phenom - sweeping the world more than CV! Enough jokes about end of days- stay safe everyone! 
Mar 12, 2020
Family Reunion (w/ June Diane Raphael)
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Casey is joined in the nook by special guest host June Diane Raphael and her not one, but TWO nail technicians who work away tirelessly while June discusses Sister Wives, meeting Rand, the shock that was the scenes between Teresa and Joe in Italy and KEN. We year her thoughts on the dearly departed Vicky G and what exactly constitutes a “dry” pedicure.
Feb 28, 2020
Secrets Revealed (w/ Kara Klenk)
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Casey, fresh off a sojourn to Tom Tom and Danielle, fresh off an Ani DiFranco Valentines Day concert are back in the nook where they BELONG! Discussing Jersey, V-Pump, Atlanta and Shahs with special guest, the hilarious and insightful Kara Klenk. They mainly discuss and process Margaret Joseph’s celebrity net worth. 
Feb 21, 2020
Something in the Water (w/ Brian Moylan, Paul James)
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Spectacular Bravo historian, Brian Moylan co-hosts with Casey and brings with him BREAKING NEWS that is not to be missed (even though it may or may not be true). They are joined by the delightful Paul James, who comes looking hot and full of hot takes. 
Feb 14, 2020
Live from Town Hall in NYC
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Live from Town Hall in NYC Casey and Danielle host an extravaganza that includes surprise guest ANDREW COHEN, Jerry O'Connell, Adam Pally, Matt McConkey and Deanna Cheng. We learn a lot, mainly, that President Barack Obama follows Jen from Jersey on Twitter. Gather yourself, your life is about to be changed.      This episode is brought to you by Magic Spoon (www.magicspoon.com/HOUSEWIVES) and Sakara (www.sakara.com/housewives).
Feb 07, 2020