Cum Town

By Nick Mullen

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Nick Mullen is one of the leading intellectual thinkers of our time as he tackles a variety of topics such as mental retardation, homosexuality, and even race.

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Official Podcast of the Cum Boys. Hosted by Nick Mullen (@nickmullen) and Stavros Halkias (@stavcomedy), two PROFESSIONAL comedians, folks. Also featuring Adam Friedland (the girl of the show).

Episode Date
Ep. 226 - Nerds rope

hey now

Sep 24, 2020
Ep. 225 - just the two of us

we can make it if we try

Sep 16, 2020
Ep. 224 - its the cops, scram!

does anyone want to talk about... *gamestop smile* politics??? 

Sep 09, 2020
Ep. 223 - Downsyndrocons

they turn into trucks

Sep 02, 2020
Ep. 222 - The "R""N" C lol

lol think about it

Aug 26, 2020
Ep. 221 - suCk my PNC


Aug 20, 2020
Ep. 220 - Adam Says The Judy Gold Word

or does he

Aug 12, 2020
Ep. 219 - michael clayton

im not the guy you suck off im the guy you fuck 

Aug 06, 2020
Ep. 218 - Just Skip to 16:00

Had to start the show alone, didn't know when adam would be back. It's just me rambling for the first 16 minutes

Jul 30, 2020
Ep. 217 - Heavy Brain

press X to suck dick

Jul 22, 2020
Ep. 216 - Shaubat U Suck Me Off

they bout to ban me from instagram

Jul 15, 2020
Ep. 215 - The Taste Of my Ass Zero

taste you can feel

Jul 09, 2020
Ep. 214 - The Taste of Coke Zero

the taste of it

Jul 02, 2020
Ep. 213 - Lord Jesus They Hadda Do It

Milwaukee PD said somebody suck that baby dick and they brought me back to shout down Satan

Jun 25, 2020
Ep. 212 - Handing It Off

Was gonna go take a break from the show this week but ended up fucking up my hand real bad but the did the episode without me anyways. It's probably a good one jamel is on it 

Jun 18, 2020
Ep. 211 - Welcome Back

The return of Adam Bender!

Jun 11, 2020
Ep. 210 - Regis and Kelly

Folks good morning 

Jun 04, 2020
Ep 209 - Summer Pussy

dueling soundboards? yeah, its summer alirhgt 

May 28, 2020
Ep. 208 - This Is Your Captain Speaking

what do ya think ends first, quarantine, or the podcast? 

May 21, 2020
Ep. 207 - Piss of Penus

Pliss give me piss of pinus

May 14, 2020
Ep. 206 - John Slick

I can't keep up with these descriptions. Adam lost his audio again. 

May 07, 2020
Ep. 205 - Youtube Live

I dont even know what to say 

Apr 30, 2020
Ep. 204 - DLC

We got some new content

Apr 23, 2020
Ep. 203 - Werewolves of London

Still furious about my keys 

Apr 16, 2020
Ep. 202 - Joris Bohnson

Adam insists on using a girl computer so he lost his audio for the first part of this. You can watch the recording of the livestream on the patreon now, should have it up on youtube in a couple days when the video guy can put it all together. 

Apr 09, 2020
Ep. 201 - Oohs cawk mate?

OOOOOhs cawk issset then yeah??

Apr 02, 2020
Ep. 200 - Serendipity

Really didn't have anything special planned, but this is the first one were doing remote. In a little bit ill upload the video to Youtube. Soon we can figure out how to just stream these live, maybe next week. 

Mar 25, 2020
Ep. 199 - Lockdown Raw

Lawd he done be raping people in quarantine. So this was supposed to be the Charlie Rose episode but I guess that file got corrupted somehow and is gone. This was supposed to be the premium and now you'll never ever know about the charlie rose episode, which was actually, very good. 

Mar 19, 2020
Ep. 198 - Losing Track

Definitely a possibility ive already uploaded this episode Ive got all the files mixed up now 

Mar 12, 2020
Ep. 197 - Jerkules

Ey im freakin strong over here pal

Mar 05, 2020
Ep. 196 - Fash Wednesday

Shout out to all of our Nazi friends that will have to suffer through us demanding that everyone vote for Bernie for the next couple of months. Appreciate yall. Know that if you ever change your mind and vote for healthcare you can certainly use slurs in my DMs, maybe even take a lil "lol" home with ya. dudes rock. 

Feb 26, 2020
Ep. 195 - Coomberg

remember when people said coom? 

Feb 20, 2020
Ep. 194 - Amy Klobequiet

push the bitches out hte way here come the boys

Feb 13, 2020
Ep. 193 - Iow...what?

Mayor pete acting more like mayor... bleep? more on cum town 

Feb 05, 2020
Ep. 192 - Phased

someone said its a phase problem. dunno what that means or how to fix it

Jan 30, 2020
Ep. 191 - Too old

even the classico cant get it poppin like the old days 

Jan 23, 2020
Ep. 190 - Lyin Liz

Pocacuntas morelike boys am i RIGHT??

Jan 16, 2020
Ep. 189 - Therapy for the chinese soul

Alright brother hell yea

Jan 08, 2020
Ep. 188 - Hindsight

Is 2020. Damn that feels bad ass to asy 

Jan 02, 2020
Ep. 187 - Putting the Chris back in Christmas

ladies and gentlemen, Chris Rock

Dec 26, 2019
Ep. 186 - Give me one reason to stay here

and ill suck you right off

Dec 19, 2019
Ep. 185 - It's the 90s Jerry

loving the gear

Dec 12, 2019
Ep. 184 - new gear

we heard your complaints, and we ignored them 

Dec 04, 2019
Ep. 183 - pilgrims and indians

happy thanksgiving everyone

Nov 28, 2019
Ep. 182 - A friend of ours

Former truck boy Dylan Shelton joins us to discuss his independent film "Coons!," which he had to change the name of, and i forgot what they changed the name to. Check out the movie, available wherever he says it is in the episode because I can't remember what he said 

Nov 21, 2019
Ep. 181 - The Joker Laureate Of the Dirtbag Left

its me

Nov 14, 2019
Ep. 180 - all cylinders

everyone feels bad. everyone riffs hard

Nov 07, 2019
Ep 179 - Strike Ass!

Goodbye to baseball, hello to becoming fat

Oct 31, 2019
Ep. 178 - Hillary 2020 baby

lets make it happen

Oct 24, 2019
Ep. 177 - squash me up

Gimme that squash boi

Oct 17, 2019
Ep. 176 - da joka baby

im da joka baby

Oct 09, 2019
Ep 175 - epardy

i aint answerin no questions

Oct 03, 2019
Ep 174 - spinabifadiche

my back hurts so god damn bad 

Sep 26, 2019
Ep. 173 - CHang Gilis


Sep 19, 2019
Ep. 172 - Dark Alliance

With stav gone and all of my fat friends in the hospital, we attempt a dangerous formula

Sep 11, 2019
Ep. 171 - Kevin Sorhol

Stars as ... wait for it... Gay Hercules

Sep 05, 2019
Ep. 170 - Carmen San Diego

We're seeing adam off to the airport, so he can go to san diego to dress up like that girl from the video game. 

Aug 29, 2019
Ep. 169 - Big Bitch

Can you tell me how to get, how to get to big bitch street

Aug 22, 2019
Ep. 168 - Scumbag Vinny

Scumbag Vinny returns for his redemption arc

Aug 14, 2019
Ep. 167 - Two Shootings?!?

What is it, gun christmas??

Aug 08, 2019
Ep. 166 - Medicare for Balls

And its free bluechew for everyone

Jul 31, 2019
Ep. 165 - Epstein murdered

Case closed

Jul 25, 2019
Ep. 164 - In Your Eyes

man is destroyed, man is set free, man is reborn 

Jul 17, 2019
Ep. 163 - And there it is

it is all being revealed. and crypto has returned. and soon we will all walk together into the light

Jul 11, 2019
Ep. 162 - Almost

Just a little bit longer

Jul 04, 2019
Ep. 161 - Too Much Canada

Almost back on track here folks

Jun 28, 2019
Ep. 160 - Dover Delaware Live (1/17/2016)

Our first live show from back in the day, this was before stav was on the podcast and it was just me and and two girls who talk about sex

Jun 20, 2019
Ep. 159 - Matt and Shane

This is a different podcast now

Jun 13, 2019
Ep. 158 - Forget it jake

its vaginatown

Jun 06, 2019
Ep. 157 - Arthur

im gonna go real crazy getting mad about a show for babies. start talking about western culture. im gonna piss my pants and have to wear diapers. im gonna make sure the diapers are racist

May 29, 2019
Ep. 156 - Racist Elmo

Also featuring characters: indian picard, and chinese maury. copyright cum town 

May 23, 2019
Ep. 155 - The Don Simpsons

RIP to the king of all kings, don simpson. this is not the anniversary of his death and its not related to anything else i just remembered him

May 16, 2019
Ep. 154 - I cant wait to die
i got to the part where arthur dies. i want to die like that. cool cough disease, huge beard, everyone telling me im a good guy even though im not]]>
May 09, 2019
Ep. 153 - m4a legislatoin NOW

stav is in the hospital and my back hurts and im sleepy because we dont have universal healthcare

May 02, 2019
Ep. 152 - Early Turd Special

too early for sleepy adam

Apr 24, 2019
Ep. 151 - Pussy for lobster

rip to the church 

Apr 17, 2019
Ep. 150 - sick day

im sick everyone feel bad for me

Apr 11, 2019
Ep. 149 - the spy museum

its a ripoff but there are a couple of cool things there

Apr 04, 2019
Ep. 148 - Jussie Mueller Extravaganza

wow im pissed and racist

Mar 28, 2019
Ep. 147 - rest in power

RIP to a real one

Mar 21, 2019
Ep. 146 - Did we kill bam

Or did bam kill us? 

Mar 14, 2019
Ep. 145 - Cum Town with Gene DiNapoli (adam did the levels)


Gene DiNapoli, owner of Gene DiNapoli's Central Stage Showroom And Event Venue in Yonkers, NY joins us to discuss Elvis, the Sopranos, and the nature of the beast (showbusiness). Also featuring bam margera and his friend. Also the return of our beloved sponsor Mack Weldon. 

Mar 06, 2019
Ep. 144 - my girl

the movie My Girl, but its a young macauley caulkin and hes talking like an old black guy, saying shit like "my girl? yeah my girl she got that fat pussy nshit, lookin like it be stung by some fuckin bees nshit" 

Feb 28, 2019
Ep. 143 - Empire

I cant keep track of which episode is which. I'm sure i spent the whole episode talking about jussie again

Feb 21, 2019
Ep. 142 - Chelsea Clinton RACIST

chelsea clinton EXPOSED for being anti jewish anti semite, wants to kill all jews. chelsea PROMISES new holocaust if hillary elected

Feb 14, 2019
Ep. 141 - Na Trioblóidí

stavs back baby. baby back ribs. bbq sauce

Feb 07, 2019
Ep. 140 - fake news

im doing fake news now

Jan 30, 2019
Ep. 139 - deaf jam

brendan eyre joins us again. listen to the rad dude podcast:

Jan 23, 2019
Ep. 138 - Cool Adam

hey guys cool adam here with some cool things to say 

Jan 17, 2019
Ep. 137 - Dexters Gender Labratory

an african guy who loves popeyes chicken but he pronounces it "poop ass chicken" 

Jan 10, 2019
Ep. 136 - My big fat ass huge ass life

im getting back into reality tv

Jan 03, 2019
Ep. 135 - Sopranos again

this is the only show that makes me feel anything

Dec 27, 2018
Ep 134 - Sargon My Dick

Sarg it please

Dec 20, 2018
Ep. 133 - grandma's boy

dam that movie was funny as hell lol

Dec 13, 2018
Ep. 132 - Red Dead is cancelled

its over folks ive made all the clothes

Dec 06, 2018
Ep. 131 - ho canada

bonnie mcfarlane comes on and says a bunch of really racist stuff about immigrants and we set her straight

Nov 29, 2018
Ep. 130 - god's country, ma'am

holding my cowboy hat to my chest as i eat a strange womans VUHgina

Nov 22, 2018
Ep. 129 - bad boys 2

lost in new york

Nov 15, 2018
Ep. 128 - Can You Smell

whats in my ass

Nov 08, 2018
Ep. 127 - classico podacata

se episada de bublios de cuma originalli. prego abrodonzzia mi penes et mi balls

Nov 01, 2018
Ep. 126 - m'gay mate

how to speak australian

Oct 24, 2018
Ep. 125 - Tokyo Drift

tell me if u know, how they suck dick in tokyo

Oct 18, 2018
Ep. 124 - D'Jia Jones

good afternoon you've reached the desk of D'Jia Nasdaq-Jones I'm not available right now please leave a message 

Oct 11, 2018
Ep. 123 - its fall now boy

i tell you ass what

Oct 04, 2018
Ep. 122 - The sopranos

the episode is late because im getting back into the sopranos and didn't have time to upload it before i finished the first season again today. i like the show because tony is a mental health guy like me. cum town will also cut to black at some point. 

Sep 27, 2018
Ep. 121 - Stone Cold

we recorded this before the sesame street drama. once again ive willed controversy into existence. featuring greg stone

Sep 19, 2018
Ep. 120 - R2-MeToo

we didn't make the r2 me too joke on the show i just thought of it now while naming the episode and damn do i wanna riff that shit out

Sep 13, 2018
Ep. 119 - Brendan Gayer

brendan eyre (a white man who is good at stand up) joins us and we figure out his name. I think its pronounced like Gayer. he also has a podcast with two guys i also think should be making more money

Sep 06, 2018
Ep. 118 - Louis SeemsGay

Looks like the boys are back in town lol

Aug 30, 2018
Ep. 117 - Gasia Sargento

And she gets that cheesy ass boipussy 

Aug 23, 2018
Ep. 116 - Live show

from ottobar

Aug 15, 2018
Ep. 115 - dont remember

i dont remember this episode or what happened. im still brain gay. we did one with soder today tho for the premium feed that i had a lot of fun doing so just wait for that instead probably. also i now firmly believe the world is secretly controlled by homosexual jesuits

Aug 09, 2018
Ep. 114 - back to normal

well i cured myself without a doctor, once again

Aug 02, 2018
Ep. 113 - on this one

we call someone gay i think

Jul 26, 2018
Ep. 112 - Guilty conscience

i've never been more disappointed in the fanbase than i am this week. you really didn't need to bully those poor sp men

Jul 19, 2018
Ep. 111 - The forbidden zone

its my ass hole, dont touch it or look at it

Jul 12, 2018
Ep. 110 - Punishment

You brought this on yourselves 

Jul 07, 2018
Ep. 109 - Maggets and Terds

DO u know the DIFFERENCE between a freakin PODCAST and a PODCAST AND UPLOADS? n stuff. maybe you should learn before you talk im sure your wife did wen i had sax with her twat freakin 162 times nstuff. happy back surgery day

Jun 28, 2018
Ep. 108 - Sorry

sorry i slipped real bad and fucked up the sd card so we had to redo the episode. this one isnt as good as the other one we did please take my word for it

Jun 21, 2018
Ep. 107 - Rubiks tube

can you solve my dick? 

Jun 14, 2018
Ep. 106 - Will Shitz His Pants

why dont you cross your lips on this word right here bitch

Jun 07, 2018
Ep. 105 - Writers room

I show yall how tv writers work

May 31, 2018
Ep. 104 - Madcucks explained

Asterios Kokinos joins us to explain the biggest internet lawsuit of all time. 

May 24, 2018
Ep. 103 - easily the worst episode in awhile

this one is really bad. it happens sometimes. maybe its the rain

May 17, 2018
Ep. 102 - still mad abotu you

theyre bringing it back and we can tbe more excited

May 10, 2018
Ep. 101 - fuck shoutengine

gotta switch podcast hosts

May 03, 2018
Ep. 100 - Damn

lol theres been 100 episodes of this

Apr 26, 2018
Ep. 99 - Comb Town

I got a haircut, i like it 

Apr 19, 2018
Ep. 98 - Adam's birthday

adam is 31 now lol

Apr 12, 2018
Ep. 97 - Another delay

Sorry i accidentally ate a bunch of wax paper last night and had to sleep it off

Apr 05, 2018
Ep. 96 - Dan Schneider Goes Down

Didn't really discuss this on the show but I consider it a personal win for me. 

Mar 29, 2018
Ep. 95 - Ideal Podcast Hours

Tim Dillon Me and Stav for a power hour

Mar 22, 2018
Ep. 94 - Museum boys

We come up with ideas for new museums. 

Mar 15, 2018
Ep. 93 - Look Who's Talking

The boys are back together again but im mad about the weather. 

Mar 08, 2018
Ep. 92 - Ruthless and Toothless

Stav got his tooth removed lol. Adam is still gone. Soon this podcast is just going to be Norman Wilkerson sending you all links to Reason and telling you about his sons.

Mar 01, 2018
Ep. 91 - Cum Town Classic

Well its the original boys and no guest. We had fun on this one folks. It's kind of nice to just say dumb shit without someone interupting with a story about israel or getting a hand job from a chinese or whatever. 

Feb 22, 2018
Ep. 90 - Bug Audio

Last chance for the computer

Feb 15, 2018
Ep. 89 - Tai Bo

We doin kawate up in dis mofucka

Feb 07, 2018
Ep. 88 - Finally Real Boys

Well we're big dick terrotiroy now folks. I plugged the damn zoom into the laptop and we recorded thsi shit directly into logic. So who's a "fucking retard" now? Not me, is what I mean. I mean I'm sure there's someone out there that is. Theres nothing wrong with that. But hes not me. 

Jan 31, 2018
Ep. 87 - Podcasting Gear from Marshalls

Edited this one on a different computer it might soud fucked up 

Jan 25, 2018
Ep. 86 - Go Back to Africa

Brimming with confidence Adam can't wait to prove how essential he is to the show, with one of our funniest, highest energy shows to date. 

Jan 18, 2018
Ep. 85 - fucking piece of shit computer

its just fucked up idk. its not my fault. featuring ian fidance

Jan 12, 2018
Ep. 84 - Tube Town

gettin your tube hogged down and off by a whores box

Jan 04, 2018
Ep. 83 - Petey Dat Boi Part DeTwo

Uptown cum boy petey deabreu fills in for stavros who got stuck in the fort mchenry tunnel after eating too much baklava 

Dec 28, 2017
Ep. 82 - Im just one man

i had to run uptown on business this morning and couldnt upload the episode on time. im sorry folks. one of these days ill be dead and the podcast wont upload at all. keep in mind that ill be dead soon. im going to die soon everyone

Dec 21, 2017
Ep. 81 - Marquis of Queensbury

Patreon has reversed their decision to jack up prices on the customer end, in no small part due to my status as 1) tier one operator 2) financial maven. Cheers to everyone becoming rich off crypto this week. Please spend that money buying the premium episodes now that they're fairly priced again. 

Dec 14, 2017
Ep. 80 - Weight of the world

From now on im only doing the show with my 140lb weight vest on, which I consider a battle treasure from my war with the post office, whomst refused to deliver it. 

Dec 07, 2017
Ep. 79 - Bumbaclot

rude boys

Nov 30, 2017
Ep. 79 - Race Wars Crossover

Stav and adam are gone so we did another one of these. 

Nov 22, 2017
Ep. 78 - We couldn't get ian

we were gonna have ian on to make fun of him but he was busy or something

Nov 16, 2017
Ep. 77 - God damn i swear i uploaded this

I guess the form is fucked up and it just keeps refreshing? I dont know. anyhow there's more pedophile shit happening every day. we recorded this an hour before sheen raped haim and now we're behind another pedophile 

Nov 10, 2017
Ep. 76 - How do you spell halowen

halewen. how do you do it

Nov 02, 2017
Ep. 75 - The Voice Of The Left

This is waht it sounds like (retarded guy voice) duh im the left lol. i go poo poo and pee pee. lol

Oct 25, 2017
Ep. 74 - Happy Halloween

Im going back to los angeles for the weekend. I missed it after all. 

Oct 19, 2017
Ep. 73 - Late Night Boys

Another low energy night ep for those fans that enjoy it when we can't think of anything to talk about

Oct 12, 2017
Ep. 72 - Cum Petty And The SHartbre-gay-kers haha

damn i fucking nailed the episode name this week i dont even think a description is necessary

Oct 05, 2017
Ep. 71 - Bean reviews

black beans pinto beans pink beans. who the fuck is eating pink beans am i right? why wouldnt you choose a cooler bean. this is a sneak peak at some of the new stand up ive been working on. 

Sep 28, 2017
Ep. 70 - I Ate bad fish

sorry i didn't upload this last night i think i ate fish that went bad and i had to lay down

Sep 21, 2017
Ep. 69 - Valero Boss

You probably thought we had something big planned for episode 69 but the truth is i think 69/420 jokes aren't funny and they annoy me. Sorry to derail the episode description there but it's true. It's not a good joke. also it would have been cool if it synced up with 9/11. sike it wouldn't have. 9/11 was a huge tragedy and a lot of guys with mustaches like mine died

Sep 14, 2017
Ep. 68 - Tech Savior

I made the show good again via the power of technology. This is how were gonna bring steve jobs back. 

Sep 07, 2017
Ep. 67 - Los Secundos Episada De Hake FLorjes

Comedieja Jake Flores rejundo de ninos del Coume para un hora de chatasa abooto el meurto unfortunada de Rich Piana. Por que Rich muerta? Esta becasa he tengo steroids? No se. Esta becasa Rich viva la vida loca.  

Aug 31, 2017
Ep. 66 - Oopsadoozio

I got so excited about stav being out of town I forgot to upload the episode. (in reality my comptuer did that "windows updating" shit where it decides you don't have any work to do for the next four hours and then windows comes back and it looks like the same old piece of shit windows it was before) 

Aug 24, 2017
Ep. 65 - Construction Boys

*sniff* yeah was doin drywall all day didn't have time to upload the pdocast. if u got a problem with it you can meet me in the home deep lot nex to the empanada truck. im the guatamalan guy wearing the blue flame beanieand the skateboarding spiderman hoodie. 

Aug 17, 2017
Ep. 64 - Tier One

Sofrep combat operators only. Do NOT steal my valor or i WILL be tactically forced to officially fuck you up

Aug 10, 2017
Ep. 63 - Scaramucci News Episode

we do an analysis of the new press officer Tony Scaramucci. usually we don't do the news on this show but this guy seems important so were gonna spend the hole episode talking about him because people are gonna want to know more about this guy. has anyone pointed out to me yet that hes italian. maybe you could be the first to do that

Aug 03, 2017
Ep. 62 - Train Knowledge

Ill tell you some shit them boys up in Albany don't want you to know

Jul 27, 2017
Ep. 61 - Business Places

The boys name a couple of business that they remember going to but cant remember some of them. some of them went out of business. theres other stuff we mention i think. hechts was one of the places. i think there used to be a furniture store that had a name but i cant remember what the name of it was.  

Jul 20, 2017
Ep. 60 - The Letter Boys

We get heavy into some alphabet shit on this one I think. I can't remember. Sorry, we're prerecording episodes again for this week until I'm back from my racist trip to San Diego for the Gender Binary Conference

Jul 13, 2017
Ep. 59 - Marmaduke

Adam debut's his brand new bit, about the marmaduke comic, that definitely no one has said before. it's an original idea

Jul 06, 2017
Ep. 58 - A Very Adam Christmas

we find out adams gay once an for all

Jun 29, 2017
Ep. 57 - My Wonder Woman Review

I went to see the wonder woman movie with chapo. Theyre doing a review of the show. I did my own. Here's my take: it's gay. it gets three gays down. 

Jun 23, 2017
Ep. 56 - The Resistance

I guess some Bernie Bro shot up the mayors offiice or some shit so we talk about it, political style. 

Jun 15, 2017
Ep. 55 - Disclaimers

Coming in hot off a big week in n-word news, I distance myself from n-word using culture. 

Jun 08, 2017
Ep. 54 - New Characters

Were debuting some new characters we've been working on - Gay Guy, mexican guy who is trying to go to the bathroom bu he cant because his dick is too small, Doctor Retard. 

Jun 01, 2017
Ep. 53 - Adam's Fault

We had to redo this one. It was adam's fault. If you like weekend episodes though, the premium episodes ( are always uploaded on the weekend, except for when i forget to upload them, or when I delete the episode by accident

May 27, 2017
Ep. 52 - Lisa's Feet

The last of the Cum Town West series. I go home tomorrow. It's over boys. We got through this. 

May 18, 2017
Ep. 51 - I want to go home

Welp just another week and then I can go home folks. Just one more week. 

May 11, 2017
Ep. 50 - Diversity Town

Cum Town West hosts Dana Bell and Jamel Johnson join me for a meandering conversation about television and amusement parks. I'm home in three weeks. Hang in there everyone.

May 04, 2017
Ep. 49 - The Hidden Episode

While looking through the SD card for this weeks episode I discovered a hidden gem - a prerecorded episode from weeks ago that i forgot about! I think i fell asleep during this one. 

Apr 27, 2017
Ep. 48 - The Greatest Riff Of All Time

Sorry to all the non-premium listeners that missed out on last weeks episode. I'm burned out and didn't want to upload the episode. I hope I die soon. Anyhow we're back in full force, with what might be the best riff we've ever done on the show, all the way at the end of this episode. Stay tuned. 

Apr 20, 2017
Ep. 47 - Foody For THought lol

michael foody joins us lol. we talked to michael foody, hence the name of the episode. do u get it

Apr 06, 2017
Ep. 46 - Vacations?

Andy Haynes joins us. I think he said something about going on vacation. 

Mar 30, 2017
Ep. 45 - The Replacements

Scrambling for time, I tap Dana Bell and Jamel Johnson to replace Stav and Adam for a very special edition of Cum Town West. Theyre both POCs and one is a woman, which PROVEs that I am the president of the DSA and beyond reproach. 

Mar 23, 2017
Ep. 44 - I Dunno Some Shit Title I Guess

Its uh, an episode of the podcast. JP McDade is the guest. We talk for about an hour or some shit like that i think

Mar 16, 2017
Ep. 43 - The REAL Original Cum Boys

My blood brother Jake Flores joins us to talk about how Adam and Stav replaced him as my best friend after he decided to move to Bushwick to be cool and fuck bike girls

Mar 09, 2017
Ep. 42 - Will "Smith" Menaker

Wide dick will joins us again to chat about star trek. What's that? This episode is late you say? Actually, it's not asshole. It's called time zones and maybe I'm on god damn vacation. 

Mar 02, 2017
Ep. 41 - Cum Town Live

The first ever Cum Town Live show at Caroline's on Broadway. It's basically the same format as Funny Moms (the live show we put up on Patreon) except I booked it and it's at Carolines so we use the name of the podcast instead of the name of Adam's gay ass show. 

Feb 23, 2017
Ep. 40 - Valentimes

We have sex with each other on the show as a joke for valentines day. Get it. Like were dating haha. But its jsut a joke. It's okay to suck off your friends if you're doing it in a funny way

Feb 16, 2017
Ep. 39 - Petey Dat Boi

Funny Moms favorite and Bronx favorite and Brooklyn Favorite and New York favorite Petey Dat Boy DeAbreu joins us and we prove once and for all that the podcast isn't racist. 

Feb 09, 2017
Ep. 38 - Good Prison vs Bad Prison

BDF Big dick felix joins us and we try to remember Oz and why it was bad, and we talk about why prison wouldn't be that scary for guys like us. I'm still dying btw. I can't breathe. This is the end. Remember me as a broadcaster. Goodnight and good luck. 

Feb 02, 2017
Ep. 37 - Goldust Wasn't Gay

I almost passed out during this one, luckily the boys kept things going with wrestling chat that I couldn't partcipate in due to both ignorance and medical problems. Please remember me as a Lenny Bruce type or maybe Carlin, thanks. 

Jan 26, 2017
Ep. 36 - Goatee Era Seagal

We go real deep into the latest era of Seagal movies, And we have a sponsor now. Please give me feedback on the fact that we have ads now. Make sure to get mad at me about it. The premium episodes will always be ad free if it bothers you. I'm tired of everyone being mad at me. I just want to pay my fucking rent and waste money on dumb shit. 

Jan 18, 2017
Ep. 35 - Cum Town Fires Back

We go in hard on Compound Media for kicking us out of the Anthony Cumia studios. Adam will personally fight any of the Staten Island salami-mongoloids that pay their bills 

Jan 12, 2017
Ep. 34 - We Gotta Get Rid Of The TV

Chapo Genius and all around good boy Wide Dick Willy Menaker joins us as we watch She's All That and slowly come to the realization that the TV is going to destroy the podcast. 

Jan 04, 2017
Ep. 33 - Ugh. Wardell

I guess Brandon invited himself on the podcast again. I was too busy making smoothies to pay attention during this one. I'm sure he brought up some idiot vine star that a man his age (32) shouldn't be obsessing over, ironically or otherwise. 

Dec 29, 2016
Ep. 32 - Crisis Averted

We almost didn't have an episode this week after I forgot to upload the podcast because I got really into Sicario. That movie is tight. It reminds me of my own experiences, as a tier one operator. I was also in 9/11. Merry Christmas everyone. 

Dec 22, 2016
Ep. 31 - The Birthday Bitch

It's my birthday. Or it was my birthday. I'm old now, and I'm sick. And children have to respect me. And I'm allowed to be racist now because I'm old and I beat the Nazis. 

Dec 14, 2016
Ep. 30 - Copycats

We covered a lot on this one. Lindy West. The new Apple products. Lindy again. I got a macbook. I really hate lindy. What the fuck is the Apple Watch anyways? It should be like one of those novelty clocks where every number just says "im gay"

Dec 07, 2016
Ep. 29 - Customer Service

Coming hot off a poorly received premium episode, the boys save face by getting back to basics.

Nov 30, 2016
Ep. 28 - How Many Y'all Like Sex

I guess Adam and Stav don't know who Chris-Chan is somehow so I explain that to them for about 20 minutes or so. I don't know how anyone could not know who Chris Chan is. I got mad at myself early on for fucking up and not being able to remember a lot of details of mid-nineties television shows so I tanked the episode on purpose by being upset. 

Nov 24, 2016
Ep. 27 - Adam's Last Stand

As the Patreon gets closer to $5000, Adam's days are numbered. We make him defend his position on the podcast by doing another episode where I try to remember the plot of certain movies and inevitably get a detail wrong that belies my own racism. 

Nov 17, 2016

The boys offer a big huge yas queen congrats to the slay queen herself who's going to inspire little girls everywhere to be yas queens. Actually its mostly the kind of drunken political commentary you can hear in the waiting area of a Jiffy Lube. Adam gets to talk a lot on this episode because he reads the news like a bitch. 

Nov 10, 2016
Ep. 25 - Playing Pretend

The boys reminisce on playing pretend, old games we used to play as kids. This is about as sentimental as the show gets folks. Were trying to do more family retarded, uh excuse me i meant family RELATED content. I want to sell the podcast to Nick Jr. Teach five year olds how to say fuck and shit. And to be cool. To overcome autism and use it to hurt people. 

Nov 03, 2016
Ep. 24 - Ghost Stories

We get super scary for holloween (the original spelling) and swap scary stories. Also Stav works out a new character to get back at the guy that hurt his feelings. 

Oct 26, 2016
Ep. 23 - My New Drug Problem

Well I was up all night the other night to celebrate 3 years sober. Partied a little too hard and I was too tired to keep the energy going on this one. I think we all know we can't rely on Adam for that so this was another bad one. Mea culpa folks. I'm scarface now. 

Oct 20, 2016
Ep. 22 - Ian's Shitty Impressions

Ian Fidance joins us and demonstrates why his career as an impressionist has failed. He wore the same shirt as me which was from a ramen place that doesn't sell shirts to people. Me and Ian have a bond; the kind that homosexual men are jealous of. 

Oct 12, 2016
Ep. 21 - Hot Fresh Debate Instant Reaction

Wow, immediate presidential debate reactions. Can you believe this trump guy? The hillary woman also? Jeeze louise. What a debate. Or was it? All these questions and more, with our recurring guest, Amber Frost. 

Oct 06, 2016
Ep. 20 - SD Tard

Oopsie damn daisy folks. Guess who 1) forgot to take the last episode off the SD card so this one got cut short at 51 minutes and 2) forgot to upload the episode like I jokingly said I would at the beginning of it. Amber (my roommate) is back on the podcast and this time we don't let adam ask her a bunch of gay shit about the news

Sep 30, 2016
Ep. 19 - Rape Science

We get into some scientific stuff in this one. Ever hear of Bill Nye? Well imagine if he fucked. That's basically what this show is. about. 

Sep 22, 2016
Ep. 18 - Je Suis Charlie

Honestly I've completely forgotten what we talked about on this one. I remember something about Charlie Hebdo. Mostly i was pissed that i had to take an uber to Stav's and the uber driver kept asking me bullshit questions. Its like motherfucker stop trying to be good at this job we all know it fucking sucks to drive for a ridesharing service. 

Sep 15, 2016
Ep. 17 - Old Friends

I had to take a minute to cover some controversy that happened this week on facebook. I don't want to get into specifics but let's just say it involved a guy who may or may not be related to Seth Dickfield. Adam and stav wanted to bully me out of talking about it and they had nothing to discuss anyways so I feel like I came out the hero in this one. 

Sep 07, 2016
Ep. 16 - Back In Business

After a week long hiatus the crew is back and it hasn't been a long enough vacation. Wardell joins us and screams into the microphone making it very hard to edit this episode. But its online now. We talk about a lot of the same stuff we've already covered on the podcast. 

Aug 31, 2016
Ep. 15 - Another Girl Episode

Melissa stokoski joins us so I can yell about the aaron glaser rape thing with a woman in the room, which is how you get away with being problematic on the radio. I learned this from Ant. 

Aug 17, 2016
Ep. 14 - Cum Town After Dark

Im fucking tired as shit and i hate hAVing to edit and upload this gay shit every week and write a description. We talked about the usual stuff I think. So it's racist. Oh and I forgot to include the audio but I beat stav in roast battle. Because I'm better than he is. 

Aug 11, 2016
Ep. 13 - Just For Laughs Recap

Back from a hot week in Montreal - super hot, lots of good industry buzz about Cum Town - the boys figure out which race is the next to be genocided via truck. Another late episode folks. Sometimes life gets in the way you know? Sometimes you forget what day it is because you keep autisticly buying power tools. 

Aug 04, 2016
Ep. 12 - Overconfidence

Coming in hot off last weeks killer episode with David Cross we'd thought it'd be nice to take it easy and wait till the last day possible before recording again. None of us did anything this weekend. I built a desk. I'm proud of it but you can't appreciate it over a podcast so I wasn't about to just describe the desk I built for an hour. Stav was late because he bought a sandwich. 

Jul 28, 2016
Ep. 11 - David Cross

This is the David Cross episode. David Cross was the guest. Yes for real. No it's not a character. The real David Cross came on the show. We really broke comedy down with him, pro style. Solid interview. And its a day early because last weeks episode was a day late. David Cross

Jul 19, 2016
Ep. 10 - Killing Garfield

Sorry for the delay everyone, i was actually busy at uh, the black people matter protests. I was protesting for black people so I didn't have time to upload this one, which was also delayed because Kurt Metzger rescheduled. Amber Frost (of the Baffler and some other places) joined in. Amber is cool but we wasted her insight by making her talk about gay shit that we like. We're gonna do a bonus episode this week to make up for it. 

Jul 14, 2016
Ep. 9 - Technical Difficulties

(PLEASE REDOWNLOAD) Well this one's jammed packed with content folks. Jim Norton joined us for the first half, but then the second half of his episode got fucked up when I forgot to change the batteries in the four track. So our good friend Felix of Chapo Trapo House joined us and then I fucked up the second half while exporting it in Audition so please redownload this one. 

Jul 06, 2016
Ep. 8 - The Eighth Episode

The 8th episode. We get really, really deep into this whole Brexit thing. Really insightful takes about Jeremy Corvair and Johnathan Primbles or whoever. And the guy with the hair. We had to use a conference room so theres an echo that makes this one almost unlistenable. Thanks. 

Jun 29, 2016
Ep. 7 - Autism Powers

Our biggest celeb get yet: the entire cast of Austin Powers joins us to discuss online harassment after Jim Norton cancelled when he found out the name of the podcast. We discuss this elusive Dickfield character. And I think we mention that new Independence Day movie. 

Jun 22, 2016
Ep. 6 - Not Soon Enough

The boys hold a special session, same as our usual time, to discuss the damn news this week. Adam returns, and he's not as bad this time. 

Jun 15, 2016
Ep. 5 - Cum Angels

Ive had to type out this description nine times because the podcast host is fucked up and wont upload the episode and I'm not typing it out again. Bonnie was on, shes great. I want to go to sleep 

Jun 08, 2016
Ep. 4 - Beef Squashers

After some trouble in paradise, Adam is left as the only Cum Boy. Dickfield has a medical emergency, and Adam meets Dickfield's very outspoken cousin. Will Cum Town ever be the same? Find out on the final episode of America's Most Beloved Podcast

Jun 01, 2016
Ep. 3 - The Sleepy Boys

Dan Soder (@DanSoder) is our first bonafide guest. He's got a real radio show on Sirius XM (the Bonfire), and he's on television folks (Billions, Showtime), but you can tell from our friendly rapport that he considers both me and Stav to be contemporaries, and by extension, also famous. Check out his new special on Comedy Central and buy his new album on iTunes. 

May 25, 2016
Ep. 2 - Real Hip Hop

Live from Stav's office where they let us use one of the conference rooms, official Cum Boy Adam Friedland (@AdamFriedland) joins us to discuss cumming in his own face and why he can't cum on other faces now. We talk about how Muslims go to the bathroom (but not in a racist way), Youtube comments (in a racist way), Chaturbate, and Iran (also racist). Also includes a special appearance by New York comedian Seth Dickfield and other rude caricatures. 

May 18, 2016
Ep. 1 - The Original Cum Boys

Cum Boys NYC Originals Nick and Stav sit down and start a podcast. This one is different than other podcasts where two guys talk about people you don't know. We get real dude. We take this shit seriously. 

May 11, 2016