Dumb, Gay Politics

By Julie Goldman & Brandy Howard and Studio71

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Join Julie Goldman (the gay) and Brandy Howard (the dumbass) as they dissect this week's political news. The podcast with lots of feelings, and very few facts. New episodes every Tuesday!

Episode Date
Fake News
4813
There wasn't much "real news" this week, so Julie and Brandy did what they do best: celebrated themselves (via cards from their 14 listeners). After a solid half hour of self-appreciation, the girls finally get around to the speculation sh*tstorm of the Michael Cohen court filings. After that, they chop up some more fake news and more speculation over who will replace White House Chief of Staff, John Kelly, when he steps down at the end of the year. Listen at your own risk: this is an hour of your life that you'll never get back.&nbsp;<br><br>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a>
Dec 11, 2018
DGP 2 Year Anniversary Episode!!
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It's the two year anniversary of Dumb Gay Politics and Julie &amp; Brandy are giving it to you&nbsp; just like they did on the very first episode on December 6, 2016: sober, dumb, and gay. It's been a long road to nowhere, and the girls start out by thanking their 14 listeners for sticking with them on this Trumpian journey. After that, they chop up the sh*tstorm of the G20 summit and give George HW Bush the oh-Bitch-uary that he deserves. And even a So There's That starring Canadian Prime Minister, Justin Trudeau can't make this anniversary episode more interesting than a mystery fart on Meet the Press. Oh well. They can't all be winners.&nbsp;<br><br>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a>
Dec 04, 2018
Someone Farted on Meet the Press
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It's the Monday after Thanksgiving and Julie &amp; Brandy's gratitude is at an all time high, and that's because: SOMEONE FARTED ON MEET THE PRESS.&nbsp; They don't know who was responsible for the fart that keeps on giving, but that doesn't take away from their utter enjoyment of it. After doing a deep dive on the the flatulence history of Meet the Press, Judge Julie stops by to school the 14 listeners on the deity of gender equality: Ruth Bader Ginsburg. After that, some gay feelings from Julie's straight brother Adam round out the episode that is sure to win a Pulitzer Prize for Journalistic Achievement.<br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a>
Nov 27, 2018
It's not Thanksgiving without RAGE
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It's Thanksgiving, so Julie &amp; Brandy start off the episode by being veeeerrrrry thankful to all the listeners who sent them gift boxes and cards this week. After that, they regurgitate Thanksgiving Scheww from last year's episode. Why? Because no matter how many times they are told the history of Thanksgiving, they still don't remember it. Despite the recycled segment, the girls are filled with gratitude, sobriety and rage as they list off the biggest Turkeys of 2018.&nbsp; Just like Thanksgiving dinner, this episode goes from thankful to bitchy before it's even half over, and you'll definitely need a nap when it's finally done.&nbsp;<br><br>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a>
Nov 20, 2018
Saint Haddy
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This episode is dedicated in loving memory to:<br>Haddy Lynn Hadaway<br>Born 7/31/18<br>Died 8/25/18<br>Haddy's time on earth was short, but she lives on in our hearts. Her life left an indelible imprint on us, and we will take her with us wherever we go. Forever.&nbsp;<br>Thank you Haddy.<br><br>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a>
Nov 13, 2018
Dumb Gay Election Day
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Everyone in America has been preparing for this day for the last two years, and Julie &amp; Brandy are no exception And though it's finally Election Day, there won't be any news until the votes are counted. So the girls do what all the best journalists do on Election Day before the results come in: they yell at people to go vote! But don't worry, it's not just that. In between badgering their 14 listeners to vote democrat, they play clips, speeches, and crazy campaign ads from some of the most notable midterm races.<br><br>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a>
Nov 06, 2018
Cleaning Out the Litter Box
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It's the day before Halloween, so Julie &amp; Brandy celebrate by telling scary, true stories! After thanking their 14 listeners for all the Balltober gifts, the girls tell a spine-chilling tale about some very unhinged Facebook creatures. After that, the horrors continue in the eye of the sh*tstorm, which is a saga about a psychopath who mailed homemade bombs to powerful democrats. Then, the fear is real, as the girls discuss the upcoming midterm elections and the horrifying prospect of republicans maintaining the majority. Find a campfire, or a flashlight under a sheet, because these hair-raising tales require mood lighting.<br><br>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a>
Oct 30, 2018
Lying Down with La Voix
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Julie &amp; Brandy pre-recorded this lazy delight from a cruise ship off the coast of Mexico. But no matter how far away from America they sail, it's never too far to talk about the sh*tstorm of Russian trolls on Facebook. But it's not all Facebook shade, they also go Off Limits with international drag sensation, LA Voix, and then answer a gay question from one of their 14 listeners. You'll want to listen to this one lying down, because that's the way the girls recorded it.&nbsp;<br><br>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a>
Oct 23, 2018
The View Scheww with Danny Pellegrino
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Julie and Brandy are still celebrating Ball-Tober, and the ball snacks haven’t stopped coming! The girls thank all the generous listeners for sending them treats, before announcing their new (and improved) Patreon goal. The excitement doesn’t stop there, because Elizabeth Warren announced that she would consider running for president and the girls LOST THEIR DAMN MINDS. After that, Danny Pellegrino stops by to take take the girls to View Scheww, which Julie follows up with a very lazy So There’s That. Hopefully this isn’t anyone’s first taste of DGP, because the whole episode is random AF.&nbsp;<br><br>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a>
Oct 16, 2018
All Aboard the Supreme Gang-Rape Train
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Another week, another Trump-induced, American nightmare. Accused gang-rapist &amp; devout Christian, Brett Kavanaugh was confirmed to the Supreme Court on Friday, thanks to Republican Senator Susan Collins. After Julie &amp; Brandy rip Senator Collins (and her home state of Maine) a new a$$hole, they move on to the latest member of Trump's cabinet to bite the dust: UN Ambassador, Nikki Haley. After that, First Lady Melania Trump stops by to explain her bizarre fashion choices on her trip to Africa, and a special So There's That all about Taylor Swift. It's all ladies on this week's episode, just the way Brett Kavanaugh likes it.&nbsp;<br><br>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a>
Oct 09, 2018
Brett Kavanugh + Beer = 2gether 4ever
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It's all Kavanaugh, all day, on today's episode.&nbsp;Julie & Brandy are deep in their anger feelings, and nothing hits their rage spot quite like Trump's racist nominee for the Supreme Court, alleged gang-rapist, Brett Kavanaugh. The girls recap last week's dramatic congressional hearing, before catching everyone up to speed on the FBI investigation and the Republican senators who are still undecided. Even Julie's 'So There's That' is perfectly Kavanaugh-wful.<br><br>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a>
Oct 02, 2018
Kavanaughty By Nature
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This week, Julie & Brandy are punchy from their sober feelings, and Supreme Court nominee, Brett Kavanaugh's alleged gang-bang past isn't helping to calm them down. They rage in defense of all the drunk young girls who have ever been taken advantage of by privileged, horny, white boys, before turning their attention to the tragedy of Cynthia Nixon's pummeling in the democratic primary for New York Governor.&nbsp;After that, they turn the douchecapades of Tiger Woods into an inspirational story and give you the most surprising and random So There's That in Dumb Gay Politics history. But don't get too excited, the episode sounds better on paper than it really is.&nbsp;<br><br>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a>
Sep 25, 2018
Manafort & the Machine
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It was a slow week in politics, so (per usz) Julie & Brandy phoned this one in.&nbsp;They start out with the story of Trump's former campaign manager Paul Manafort agreeing to cooperate with the Special Council investigation in return for a plea deal.&nbsp;&nbsp;After that, the girls talk about Hurricane Florence & the News Machine, and then Judge Julie makes an appearance in order to sentence the world's worst Supreme Court nominee, Brett Kavanaugh (spoiler alert: she finds him guilty of everything).<br><br>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a>
Sep 18, 2018
Load Star
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There's a lot of anonymous, gay drama coming out of the White House this week, and Julie and Brandy are here to break it all down. Between the New York Times op-ed and Bob Woodward's new book, there's no shortage of anonymous sources lining up to talk sh*t on Trump. All that, plus the douchebag that's about to end up on the Supreme Court and it's shaping up to be a pretty, crappy week for America.<br><br>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a>
Sep 11, 2018
Brett, Beto, & a Buttload of Gifts
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Pretending to celebrate Labor Day with absolutely zero enthusiasm, Julie & Brandy slog their way through this week's podcast. First, they talk about Trump's stinky pick for the Supreme Court, Brett Kavanaugh and then head over to Primary Street to break down the most culturally relevant races coming up in November's Midterm elections.&nbsp;The girls gave it a solid try, but even all of the generous Patreon gifts they received this week, weren't enough to save this episode.<br><br>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a>
Sep 05, 2018
Feminasty in Greece with Erin Gibson
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Julie and Brandy are still floating on a giant, gay boat in the middle of the Mediterranean sea, but the podcast must go on! The Paul Manafort verdict is a small appetizer to the main course of Erin Gibson and her new book "Feminasty: The Complicated Women's Guide to Surviving the Patriarchy Without Drinking Herself to Death." The episode is long, but those who make it to the end will wonder what the f*ck it was even about.<br><br>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a>
Aug 29, 2018
Unhinged in Rome
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Julie and Brandy are on a Roman Holiday, but they still managed to sh*t&nbsp;out this episode with a little help from their good friend, Anne Morris. Anne read Omarosa Manigault Newman's new book, 'Unhinged' in 2 days, and she spills all the rancid tea for the 14 listeners. Bookending that, the girls&nbsp;squeeze in a sh*tstorm about America's #1 race-baiter, Laura Ingraham, and a So There's That about statues. If it weren't for Anne, this would be a very unremarkable episode.<br><br>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a>
Aug 21, 2018
OmorosaGate
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A day late and a dollar short, be prepared to be very underwhelmed by this episode. Julie & Brandy have been on a cleanse and off alcohol for 2 weeks, but that doesn't mean they have their sh*t together. They considered not even bothering with this week at all, but crazy-ass Omorosa Manigault Newman saved the day with her secret White House tapes. The girls break down the tapes and the racist misogyny of the Trump Administration, before spending a very special Moment with Melania and a very Judge Julie-esque So There's That.&nbsp;<br><br>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a>
Aug 15, 2018
Happy Patreonniverssary!
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It's the one year anniversary of the DGP Patreon podcast and Julie & Brandy are making everyone suffer! First, they treat you to a looooooooong list of shout outs and gifts, and then later, they read a long ass email from a Patreon Fran. They do manage to talk about about Trump, Lebron, Don Jr.,Russia and Alex Jones- but it's sandwiched in the middle of a long, hard Patreon sell. Keep your finger on the fast forward icon, because It's about 30 minutes of politics in a 1 hour 20 minute show, and you're not gonna want to listen to the whole thing.<br><br>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a>
Aug 07, 2018
The Late Episode
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Emotions (and alcohol) have been running high, so Julie & Brandy took a "personal day" before sh*tting out this episode. They gloss over Paul Manifort's first day in court, rip Facebook & Mark Zuckerberg a new a$$hole, and Julie goes IN on a very jizzy So There's That. And oh yeah, former White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer wrote a book that no one cares about, and our DGP resident book reader Anne, read it in two days. Thank God for Anne, or this episode wouldn't have happened (in more ways than one).<br><br>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a>
Aug 01, 2018
DGP Live! in Portland
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Julie & Brandy take the Pacific Northwest by storm, after traveling 850 miles to record the podcast live in Portland. The audience (which consisted of 4 fans and 121 day-pass holders to the Portland Queer Comedy Festival) were simultaneously disturbed and curious, but the girls didn't let that get them down. They start the show by breaking down the ever-developing Trump/Putin bromance, before interviewing Portland's premiere LGBTQ influencer, Belinda Carroll. After that, they host a very special, press conference with Sarah F*ckabee Sanders, and then they listen to the super gay (and super awesome) feelings from DGP #1 fan/Intern Aran O'roe. It's live and it's large, but, by all intents & purposes, it's definitely/probably... not in charge.&nbsp;<br><br>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a>
Jul 24, 2018
Cri-Me-A River
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Despite a record-breaking heatwave in Los Angeles, which caused a 48 hour power-outage in the drug-den/podcast studio, Julie & Brandy strapped it on & sucked it up to deliver this episode for their 14 listeners. While sweating through their clothes, the girls break down Trump's upcoming meeting with Putin, before analyzing the recent resignation of environmental terrorist, Scott Pruitt. After that, they attempt to understand the burgeoning U.S. trade war with China, but the extreme heat combined with lots of alcohol, rendered them incapable of coherent thought. Turn your speakers down, and your AC up, because&nbsp;this episode is one hot mess.&nbsp;<br><br>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a>
Jul 10, 2018
Scooping the Steele Dossier with Roy Black
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After 16 months of talking about the infamous Trump/Russia Dossier, Julie and Brandy scoop the one and only interview with the lead attorney on the case, Roy Black.&nbsp;But, don't hold your breath on a Peabody Nomination just yet. What starts as the height of journalistic achievement, quickly devolves into standard, Dumb Gay Politics fare: crass, idiotic questions and more background noise than a World Cup game in Mexico City.<br><br>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a>
Jul 03, 2018
Mike Huckabee is a Douche
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The immigration sh*tstorm is dominating the news, so Julie & Brandy had to dig deep to find other crap to fill the show. Luckily for them, Mike Huckabee is a huge douche. He's been douching around all over Twitter this week and the girls cover it all with gusto. After that, Melania stops by to explain why she wore that infamous jacket, and the answer might surprise you. But probably not.<br><br>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a>
Jun 26, 2018
Immigration Scheww
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It was a hell of a week to be an American. The culture war is in full swing, so Julie & Brandy deal with the tension the only way they know how - drinking! They recap the historic North Korean summit, tell u about something very tragic that you might not know about, and they take a moment to celebrate Sarah Huckabee Sanders. But the coup de grass is when they ride their tiny bicicleta to Immigration Scheww!&nbsp;Original 14 & Patreon fran Greg Guarino, Jr is their professor for the day and he teaches them why our current immigration policy is a human rights cautionary tale.<br><br>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a>
Jun 19, 2018
Blame Canada
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It's one week post-Mooch, and the girls are completely phoning this one in. They start off with Trump's fight with Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau, before giving a quick update on the Trump/Russia/Mueller indictments. After that, they spend a wonderful Moment with Melania and then have an important meeting in the Ladies Room about Kim Kardashian!! Buckle up, and get ready for a bumpy, yet underwhelming ride!<br><br>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a>
Jun 12, 2018
The Mooch is a Menche with Anthony Scaramucci
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It's a milestone episode for Dumb Gay Politics because Julie & Brandy get to talk to someone who has ACTUALLY worked in the ACTUAL White House. Former Communications Director, Anthony Scaramucci calls in to talk about how Trump & Mike Pence don't&nbsp;suck, and about how Steve Bannon definitely does (his own d*ck). Try and listen with an open mind, because for a guy as successful and busy as The Mooch, agreeing to do a crappy podcast like this, must mean he's a real menche.<br><br>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a>
Jun 05, 2018
Close Your Legs to Married Men, Kim Jong Un
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Fresh off a two week break that wasn't really a break at all, Julie & Brandy dive right in with President Trump and his on-again/off-again meeting with North Korea. They lighten things up with a (much needed) visit to the Ladies Room, and a verdict from Judge Julie, before breaking down the latest drama with Trump & the NFL. It's an episode filled with things that no one knew they needed to care about, so listen at your own risk. This sh*t barely makes sense, and is sure to piss you off, either way.<br><br>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a>
May 29, 2018
Conspiracies are Evergreen with Ronnie Karam
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Since Julie is out of town dancing for dollas (again), this episode was recorded a week early. With a little help from their good friend Ronnie Karam, the girls do a shallow, crappy dive on&nbsp;conspiracies. Like cutting into an undercooked ham, this episode seems fine at the beginning, but it's a hot mess from the middle on.&nbsp;&nbsp;<br><br>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a>
May 22, 2018
Damn Gina!
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It's Tuesday, and President Trump pulled out of the Iran deal just in time for Julie & Brandy criticize him for it! After that, they break down this month's crucial primary elections, and then discuss Trump's nominee to head the CIA, Gina Haspell. Things lighten up considerably when Melania stops by to talk about her new campaign and explain what the f*ck "Be Best" means. The girls tried to "be best" at podcasting this week's politics, but when it was all said and done, they were probably too sober for their own good.<br><br>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a>
May 15, 2018
Make America Kanye Again
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Julie and. Brandy start off the show by celebrating the gift that keeps on lying:&nbsp;Rudy Giuliani. The party continues as they dissect the highlights of Trump's speech at the NRA convention. If gun enthusiasts and liars aren't your thing, stick around for Kanye West and his "free thoughts" about opioids and slavery. If time is money, then Yeezy's free thinking is expensive AF.<br><br>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a>
May 08, 2018
99 Problems, but Bill Cosby ain't one.
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It was a drama-filled week in the high school cafeteria of American politics, and Julie & Brandy couldn't wait to dive right in. They start with the backlash against comedian Michelle Wolfe who hosted the White House Correspondents dinner, before moving on to&nbsp;skewer the apology cops trolling Joy Reid on twitter. They finish the episode by celebrating the official end to Bill Cosby's raping days. Times up B*TCH.<br><br>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a>
May 01, 2018
Comey Don't Play That
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This week, Julie is on a homo-tour of the east coast, so the girls recorded this evergreen delight a few days early. Being that old news is no news, they decided that this week's episode was the perfect time to introduce their new segment, "Anne read a book in 2 days." Brandy's friend Anne took the girls to "Fire and Fury Scheww" back January, but now she"s got her very own segment and she did not disappoint! This time around, she focused her speed-reading talents on the new James Comes book, "A Higher Loyalty; Truth, Lies, & Leadership." How can a review of this book possibly take up a whole show? One word: tangents.<br><br>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a>
Apr 24, 2018
NA-Huh NA-Huh NACHO! with Jonny McGovern
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This week, Julie & Brandy come full circle when they interview their podcast mentor & bestie/sistie Jonny McGovern. They kiki with the Hey Qween host for most of the show, but first they break down the sh*tstorm of Trumps's lawyer Michael Cohen, Ivanka, Don Jr, and "The end stage of the Trump Presidency." Afterward, their heroism is caught on tape when they stop (save) Julie's dog Nacho from eating a full candy bar. It was scary, but it was worth it though because it gave them a new work out idea and also because- #heroes.<br><br>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a>
Apr 17, 2018
Syrian Sh*tstorms & FBI Raids
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Julie & Brandy left their hearts (and livers) at Miami Pride, so they are hanging on by a very thin thread . A phantom thread, if you will. First, they break down the atrocities happening in Syria before reveling in the recent FBI raid on Trump's personal attorney, Michael Cohen. After that, they celebrate Sarah F#ckabee Sanders and spend a Moment with Melania at the White House Easter Egg Roll. Keep your expectations low and your patience high, because this crap is pretty convoluted.<br><br>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a>
Apr 10, 2018
The Politics of Consent with Erin Tillman
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This week, Julie & Brandy are overwhelmed by the big picture. They barely even have time to discuss the Roseanne reboot, before they have to break down Trump firing the secretary of Veteran's Affairs & replacing him with his personal physician. After that they suffer through tragic stories of Laura Ingraham's homophobic history before going to 'Consent Scheww' with their professor for the day, Erin Tillman aka the Dating Advice Girl. Buckle up, because this is one hell of a random-ass episode.&nbsp;<br><br>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a>
Apr 03, 2018
Gay Cruising with Miss Richfield 1981
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Fresh off a gay cruise, the girls are hung over and depressed about Trump's new National Security Advisor, John Bolton.&nbsp;But their moods pick up when they get the opportunity to go 'off limits' with the world&nbsp;famous drag queen, Miss Richfield 1981 (aka Russ King). They finish off by celebrating America's thirstiest teenagers and the important work they're doing to influence gun legislation.<br><br>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a>
Mar 27, 2018
Putin is the new Hitler
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Julie & Brandy are drunk on a Caribbean Cruise, but the podcast must go on (as they say). This week, the girls break down President Trump firing the Secretary of State, Rex Tillerson, and also 900 other people. With the threat of Russia looming, and Vladimir Putin getting closer and closer to dismantling the entire US government, Julie imagines a world where Mike Pence is the President. After that, they talk about the tragic (but largely unknown) Russian cyberattack on American nuclear power plants.&nbsp;Ever been high on Dramamine and whiskey? Well,&nbsp;you'll know what it feels like after listening to this episode.<br><br>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a>
Mar 20, 2018
Colonel Sarah F*ckabee Sanders
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Julie & Brandy sobered up (slightly) for this episode, but turns out, they are more annoying when they aren't drunk. Mimosas take the edge off as they talk about Trump's impending meeting with Kim Jong Un, and the new trade regulations on steel and aluminum. Things pick up when Sarah Huckabee Sanders stops by to break down Trump's latest speech, but other than that, get ready for another average episode.<br><br>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a>
Mar 13, 2018
Jared Kushner's middle name is Corey
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Another week, another drunk podcast, but that doesn't stop Julie & Brandy from talking about all the crazy sh*t that went on in the news this week. Between Jared Kushner's shady loans, Hope Hicks getting the boot, and the new information coming out about the infamous dossier, there's no way the girls could stay sober for this one. It'll be tough, but try to listen all the way to the end, because Melania stops by for an extra long visit and spills some special tea about Jared.<br><br>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a>
Mar 07, 2018
A kiki with Sarah Silverman
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Dreams came true for Julie & Brandy when they got the opportunity to interview comedy superstar, Sarah Silverman. Direct from her kitchen table, they pick her brain about all things political, and she doesn't disappoint. Not only did the girls learn a lot about politics, history, and humanity- they learned firsthand why Sarah Silverman is a living legend.<br><br>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a>
Feb 27, 2018
Emma Gonzalez for President
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It was a sad, sad week, so Julie & Brandy are nursing an emotional (and an actual) hangover. First they talk about the Florida school shooting and the students who are emerging as the nation's most influential lobbyists. Then, they break down the indictment that charged 13 Russians for meddling in the 2016 election. All that, plus a message about the 2nd Amendment from Julie's brainiac brother. Don't let the description fool ya, this episode is really not that good.<br><br>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a>
Feb 20, 2018
"No Thank You, Mr. Cosby" with Jen Cohn
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It's the Valentine's Day episode, and there's nothing Julie & Brandy love more- than talking about how much they hate Bill Cosby. Joining them in their hilarious hate-parade is actress and voice over star, Jen Cohn.&nbsp;But if you think the abuse conversation stops there, think again, because White House wife-beater & staff secretary, Rob Porter resigned last week, and it's caused quite a sh*tstorm. Top it all off with Nancy Pelosi's eight hour speech and you've got one hell of a romantic episode.<br><br>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a>
Feb 13, 2018
State of the Buffoon-ion with Tammie Brown
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Since they recorded this episode a few days early, Julie & Brandy did not cover Memo-Gate 2018.&nbsp;But don't worry, there was plenty bi-partisan buffoonery at the State of the Union address, and the girls dissect it all. After that, they go deep with Rupaul's Drag Race Queen of Environment Activism, Tammie Brown, and then Judge Julie makes a rare appearance. The jury is still out on this episode, because much like the real news, there's a lot gong on, with very little pertinent information. Enjoy!<br><br>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a>
Feb 06, 2018
Reclaiming our #TimesUp with Julie Bindel
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Hold on to your pink hats, because it's a lady-centric episode this week! First, Julie & Brandy take no prisoners breaking down the sentencing of former USA Gymnastics doctor, Larry Nassar. Then, they get the treat of their lives talking to the UK's most controversial (and coolest) feminist, Julie Bindel. After that, they play a message from a lady listener and then do a lady-based So There's That. Hopefully you like vaginas, because this episode has some big ones.<br><br>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a>
Jan 30, 2018
Marching in the Ladies Room
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They can shut the government down, but they can't shut Julie & Brandy up. The girls give their best effort at breaking down the government shut down, before throwing in the towel and moving the party into the Ladies Room.&nbsp;Over a million women hit the streets to march this past weekend, and if you missed any of the important details- never fear, Julie & Brandy leave no pink stone unturned. If you manage to make it to the end of this episode, you'll learn more about the Women's March than you every thought possible. Or wanted to learn.<br><br>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a>
Jan 23, 2018
Shut Your Sh*thole
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Another week means another moronic comment out of Trump's sh*thole, and Julie & Brandy are here to break it all down.&nbsp;Between calling Haiti a sh*thole, and the mistaken missile warning in Hawaii, the buffoonery level in this country is at an all-time high.&nbsp;Round it out with paid-off mistresses and a pissed-off Maxine Waters, and you've got one hell of a random episode.<br><br>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a>
Jan 17, 2018
Bannon & Pubes
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It's the first week of 2018, and Julie & Brandy are fired up and furious.&nbsp;They start out on a major high from Oprah's killer Golden Globes speech, but their high quickly disintegrates with the sh*tstorm of Michael Wolff's new book: "Fire & Fury: Inside the Trump White House." Luckily, their friend Anne read the book so they don't have to. So, the girls ride their tiny bicicleta to scheww and she teaches them the cliff's notes version. Buckle up and get ready for a literary ride, because this episode is pretty much all about a terrible book.<br><br>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a>
Jan 09, 2018
Twenty Eighteen Evergreen with Heather McDonald
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It's the first week of 2018, but this podcast was recorded the last week of 2017.&nbsp;Julie takes Brandy to New Years Eve Scheww before they talk to podcast legend and comedy triple threat Heather McDonald. Between their holiday hangover and an annoying audio issue, this episode is a perfect representation of 2017 - below average.<br><br>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a>
Jan 02, 2018
The Retrospecting Evergreen
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It's the last episode of the 2017, and Julie and Brandy want to go out with a bang!&nbsp;The only problem is that they are out of town. So, the girls decided to pick three of their favorite "Off-Limits" interviews and compile them all into one, long, celebratory episode.&nbsp;They've done many different interviews this year, and each one holds a special a place in their hearts, but Lea Black, Kate Casey, and Anthony Atamanuik were three of the very BEST. Join Julie & Brandy to say goodbye to 2017. And good riddance!<br><br>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a>
Dec 26, 2017
Merry Hannumas!
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Hannukah is happening now and Christmas is in a week, so the girls are celebrating!&nbsp;They acknowledge and give thanks to all the thoughtful listeners who sent them presents & cards, before doing a deep dive on the history of Christmas and Hannukah!&nbsp;Put on your thinking caps, because Julie takes Brandy to holiday scheww- and there's more to Christmakuh than dreidels and Santa Clause.<br><br>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a>
Dec 19, 2017
Nuthin' but Net Neutrality
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This week, the girls process Al Franken's resignation before Judge Julie drops by to sentence Interior Secretary Ryan Zinke to life without parole in Douche jail. Then a telecom lawyer takes the girls to scheww for a class about net neutrality. Too much coffee and TWO 'So There's Thats' later, the girls are still trying to figure out what the hell they actually talked about.<br><br>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a>
Dec 12, 2017
Tragic Taxploitation
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The news of the week has Julie & Brandy (but mostly Julie) EXTRA hostile.&nbsp;The anger train leaves the station with a negative iTunes review, it rolls through the sh*tstorm of the bougie new tax plan, makes a stop on Perjury Street, and then goes off the rails with the tragic news of Trump reducing one million acres of federally protected land fromNational Parks. The madness becomes literal by the end, when Julie damn-near loses her mind. Grab a xanax and some stress-balls, because this episode is sure to rile you up.&nbsp;And not in a good way.<br><br>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a>
Dec 05, 2017
Anniversary Episode with Heather McGhee
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It's the one year anniversary of Dumb Gay Politics, and Julie and Brandy are celebrating in style. First they talk about the shitstorm of North Korea's cyber terrorism team, and then they ride their tiny bicicleta to scheew to learn about voting rights and campaign finance reform. The girls are giddy with excitement and can hardly pay attention in class, because their professor for the day is one of their all-time IDOLS and American treasure: Heather McGhee!<br><br>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a>
Nov 28, 2017
The Thanksgiving Episode
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In this very special episode, the girls put the "myth of Thanksgiving" on blast, spend some family time with Julie's brother Adam, and give their list of the biggest turkey's of 2017. There's never been an episode with so much dumb, gay thankfulness. Get ready for the gratitude parade.<br><br>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a>
Nov 21, 2017
Revenge on the Pervs with Lauren Sivan- LIVE!
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Julie and Brandy taped this podcast LIVE at the Hollywood Improv. Their special guest is Lauren Sivan and the title tells you everything you need to know. Despite being live, this podcast is a day late and a dollar short. Listen at your own risk.&nbsp;<br><br>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a>
Nov 15, 2017
Anniversary Indictments & the Dossi-Hayyy!
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It's been a year since Trump got elected and it's been a a year since Julie &amp; Brandy started this podcast- and (to no one's surprise) neither Trump, nor DGP have improved. At all. In fact, they've (arguably) both gotten worse. Battling through sobriety, exhaustion and recording snafus, the girls cover the recent federal Indictments, the updates on the Steele Dossier, and reminisce on Tom Price's jetsetting douchecapades! Forget what you've heard, this podcast is DUMB AS F*CK.<br><br>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a>
Nov 07, 2017
Halloween Evergreen with Anthony Atamanuik
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The girls are out of town so they pre-recorded this rage-filled episode. They start with a spooky story about one of America's scariest creepers, Bill O'Reilly.&nbsp;After that, they interview the INSANELY talented Anthony Atamanuik, who's making America Great Again playing Donal Trump on "The President Show" on Comedy Central. This episode is very random and very evergreen- but the girls are kinda drunk, so you know... the usz.<br><br>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a>
Oct 31, 2017
Muslim Skeww with Negin Farsad
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Julie &amp; Brandy break down the shitstorm in Niger and Trump's follow-up call to one of the widows, before the girls get a much anticipated lesson in Muslimism from the hilarious triple threat, Negin Farsad.&nbsp;Throw in a voicemail from a gay guy, who is actually a straight woman with feelings about abortion and a So There's That about Democratic fundraising and you've got one hot mess of an episode.&nbsp;<br><br>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a>
Oct 24, 2017
Mr & Mrs. Harvey and Gerry Mander
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This week Julie and Brandy avoid offending people by NOT talking about Harvey Weinstein and instead choosing to focus on Trump's "decertification" of the Iran deal. They get deep about Rex Tillerson and Senator Bob Corker before riding their tiny bicicleta to skeww to learn about gerrymandering! After that, they treat the 14 listeners to a very special, unprecedented So There's That! Hold on to your Pumpkin Spice Latte because this episode is random AF.<br><br>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a>
Oct 17, 2017
Evergreen Memories
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Julie and Brandy are skipping down memory lane in this pre-recorded delight. Join them as they travel back in time to episodes as far back as December 2016, when Donald Trump was still just President elect! They reminisce about many golden political memories, including Chuck Schumer crying, Neil Gorsuch landing the coveted spot on the Supreme Court, Rex Tillerson becoming Secretary of State and waaaay back when Michael Flynn was National Security Advisor for 2 weeks. Its a classic episode filled with crap that no one really wants to listen to the second time around!<br><br>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a>
Oct 10, 2017
Kardashians, Taxes, & Puerto Ricans
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Julie & Brandy break down (and by breakdown, we mean: gloss over) the 9 page packet filled with jargon and pathological lies knows as the Tax Reform Framework. If this doesn't get them emotionally unstable enough, they talk to original Puerto Rican and podcaster extraordinaire, MeMe Cherry about the horrific disaster in Puerto Rico. The girls go from the drug den, to the Standard Hotel in West Hollywood, and then back to the drug den- so, hold on to your vape pens, because this episode is all over the place.<br><br>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a>
Oct 03, 2017
Real Young Hypocritical Hoes
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While most of America is concerned with which football players participated in the national anthem, the girls decide to skip it, instead focusing on our apparent, impending war with North Korea. After that, they visit Jared Kushner and Ivanka Trump on Hypocrisy Street, before spending a special (and hypocritical!) moment with Melania! You'll probably be bored, but don't shut it off too early, because the hypocrisy theme stays strong through the bitter end and you won't want to miss a thing.<br><br>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a>
Sep 26, 2017
Dream a Little Dream with Brad Loekle
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Julie and Brandy are back in the country after 2 weeks abroad and are making a huge effort to try and sound coherent. They rehabbed their livers as fast as humanly possible in order to bring you their C game, but thankfully they had the foresight to pre-record an interview with Brad Loekle while they were still happily floating off the coast of Spain. The Brad interview paired nicely with the shitstorm of the mild, verbal, Dreamer riot on Nancy Pelosi and the news that California has proposed legislation requiring all future presidents to release their taxes. Cut the girls some slack because they are nursing massive vacation hangovers, and show no signs of slowing down.<br><br>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a>
Sep 20, 2017
Girls Interrupted
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What do you get when you take Julie and Brandy and put them in a conference room, on board a cruise ship, sailing around the coast of Spain? A jam-packed casserole of interrupted chatter! The girls have never been more interrupted than in the making of this podcast, but they still managed to discuss Hurricane Harvey, the debt ceiling extension bill, Facebook douchecapades, plus they introduce a brand new segment! Hopefully most of the interruptions will be removed with the magic of editing, but if you sense an overall tone of frustration and distractedness, you'll know why. But hey, at least they aren't drunk this time.<br><br>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a>
Sep 12, 2017
Drunk & High in Amsterdam
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Julie and Brandy recorded this podcast from a hotel room in Amsterdam after a night of extreme partying. The lethal combination of jet lag and hang overs could only be cured with one thing: more drinking. So the girls drunkenly stumble thru North Korea's nuclear testing and spend a very drunk Moment with Melania, but then (thank f*ck) they do a sober interview with Molly McAleer that they prerecorded when they were still in LA,This is definitely the dumbest episode yet, so listen at your own risk. You were warned! <br><br>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a>
Sep 05, 2017
Racist Sheriffs, Chia Cats & Throwing Shade
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In between shoving their new Patreon podcast down everyone's throats, Julie & Brandy go through some listener gifts and comments, and then discuss Trump's 984th bad decision: Pardoning convicted racist, Sheriff Joe Arpaio. After that, they settle in to talk to Erin Gibson & Bryan Safi, the stars of the late night talk show Throwing Shade on TV Land. Then, Julie rushes through a lackluster 'So There's That,' just in time for the girls to hawk their Patreon podcast one last time. <br><br>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a>
Aug 29, 2017
"Steve Bannon's middle name is Kevin"
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The racist press parade continues this week with Trump's "infrastructure" press conference on Tuesday. By Friday, scabby Steve Bannon is tagged as the official white supremacist scapegoat, and subsequently fired. Julie and Brandy celebrate (?) the ousting of Bannon while mourning any semblance of hope they had left. Toss one back with the girls for all the (non)homies that are gone, along with all of their dignity! <br><br>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a>
Aug 22, 2017
Champagne & CrunchWrap Supremacists
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All roads lead to Trump on this week's episode. With no guest to kill time, Julie & Brandy are stuck dissecting every Trump press conference and (spoiler alert!) they were all terrible. There was the crappy, middle of the road, damn-near racist speech about Virginia. There was the nuclear threats to and from North Korea. And don't forget the one where he THANKED Putin for kicking over 700 diplomats out of Russia. The girls are high on champagne and Bonnie Raitt, so Julie is gayer and Brandy is dumber than usual.<br><br>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a>
Aug 15, 2017
Feminist School with Meghan Murphy
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Julie & Brandy have finally gotten their official Patreon account up and running! After they finish begging for money at the top of the episode, they roll right into discussing the leaked transcripts from Trump's January phone conversations with the president of Mexico and the prime minister of Australia. After that, Canada's premiere feminism expert Meghan Murphy takes the girls to scheww on her tiny bicicleta of women's equality, and what she has to say about feminism may shock you. But, probably not<br><br>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a>
Aug 08, 2017
The Seven Day Sh*t Storm with Bob Cesca
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It's been one hell of a week for the Trump administration, and Julie and Brandy are here to break it all down. After recapping the sh*t storm that keeps on sh*tting, the girls go "Off Limits" with podcaster and political expert, Bob Cesca. Bob explains everything from the skinny girl health care bill to the Trump supporters brainwashed by Fox News. All that, plus the girls are dancing for dollars with their new Patreon account.<br><br>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a>
Aug 01, 2017
Mooches and Douches
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It's been 2 weeks of no drinking, and Julie & Brandy have been bored sh*tless, so, the shakeup at the White House Press Office couldn't have come at a better time. This week, President Trump appointed Anthony Scaramucci to be his new Communications Director, and the girls waste no time ripping "the Mooch" a new a$$hole, before celebrating the resignation of White House Press Secretary, Sean Spicer, who left behind the bitchy gift that keeps on giving: Sarah Huckabee Sanders. After that, they highlight some special douchecapades involving Jared Kushner, Attorney General Jeff Sessions and (of course) President Trump himself. Get ready to multi-task, because this episode is just about as exciting as the description.<br><br>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a>
Jul 25, 2017
Liars & Tigers & Bears, Oh My!
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Julie & Brandy are back in the country just in time to break down all the tomfoolery between Donald Trump Jr and Jared Kushner at their top secret Russia meeting! After that, they go over the (basically) defunct Senate Health Care bill and play a very special clip of Vice President Mike Pence lying to everyone about it! The girls just got back into town and they are on a three week, detox, cleanse with no drinking (the horror!), so keep your expectations low, because this episode promises to be very hit or miss.<br><br>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a>
Jul 18, 2017
Rage Against The Evergreen
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Hold on to your hats because the girls get VERY random in this pre-recorded masterpiece. What was supposed to be an episode focusing on Julie's lesbian rage, turns into a messy, casserole of emotions from both girls. First Judge Julie eviscerates Scott Pruitt, then a gay question about Nancy Pelosi ends up in a tangent about dead pets and AIDS. The big finale is Julie is on her period and wants to yell at someone, but (again!) the caller is non-combative, so she ends up just being nice to him. They're all over the map in this very unique, emotionally charged, evergreen episode.<br><br>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a>
Jul 11, 2017
Health Care/Shmealth Care with Dorinda Medley!
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This is probably the dumbest episode of Dumb Gay Politics yet, so listen with caution. The girls are hung over (again), but it really doesn't matter since the only 'news' is the non-news of the proposed Senate Health Care bill. They slowly meander through that bulls*t, before going off-limits with their favorite Real Housewife of New York, Dorinda Medley! After Dorinda, the girls spend a wonderful moment with Melania, talking about her recent move to D.C. Dial down your expectations (and your IQ), cause it's dumber and gayer than usual.<br><br>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a>
Jun 27, 2017
The Episode After the Live Show with Josiah Johnson
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It's been a week since the live podcast and Julie & Brandy are still processing (and still recovering). The girls discuss the live show and their summer travel schedule before getting into the shitstorm of Senate hearings. After that, they are joined by Josiah Johnson, the creator, writer and star of Comedy Central's animated hit, "Legends of Chamberlain Heights," who reduces them to fan-girls in 10 seconds flat.<br><br>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a>
Jun 21, 2017
The Live Podcast with Alec Mapa
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After much anticipation and threats of cancelling, Julie and Brandy record their first podcast LIVE at The Improv in Hollwyood. Surrounded by 5 or 6 actual fans and about 35 close frenemies, the girls tested their dumb, gayness in front of a live audience and lived to tell about it. They talked about getting too high the night before, how Reality Winner is the real news since the Comey Hearings didn't start until the next day (fail!), before being joined by "the George Clooney of comedians," Alec Mapa - to talk about Kathy Griffin and the joys of beheading.<br><br>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a>
Jun 13, 2017
The Episode Before The Live Show with Ronnie Karam
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It's the day before Julie & Brandy do their live podcast at the Hollywood Improv, so they pre-recorded this half-assed episode, so they'd have time to prepare. They purge their feelings about Trump pulling out of the Paris Agreement, and answer some listener questions, but the crowning glory is a call from their good friend Ronnie Karam who fills them in on all the latest and greatest political conspiracy theories floating around the interwebs.<br><br>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a>
Jun 06, 2017
Up high, down low, IN THE MIDDLE, too slow
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It's the conservative episode that no one's been waiting for! This week, Julie & Brandy put their focus on the "right side" of politics by dissecting what it means to be in the middle. talking about republican politicians they actually like, and answering some partisan-related questions, They round out this confusing episode by interviewing a Trump-supporter named Richard for a new segment called, "Julie's on her period and wants to yell at someone." <br><br>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a>
May 30, 2017
Irrational Geographics with Michael Malice
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It's the long-awaited international episode! The girls are out of town, but that didn't stop them from pre-recording this inercontinental delight. First they talk to America's sexiest expert on North Korea, Michael Malice, then they bore each other to tears breaking down Brexit, before finally butchering the Israel/Palestine conflict. You'll be amazed at how much you'll learn, and they'll be amazed if there's even anyone still listening.<br><br>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a>
May 23, 2017
James Comey is 6'8"
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In what some are calling "the dumbest episode yet," Julie & Brandy (nursing massive hangovers) fail miserably while trying to break down the details surrounding President Trump firing the head of the FBI. Things meander from there as the girls talk about the new French President, listen to a gay guy's feelings, and then spend a moment with Melania. If you're looking to learn something, you won't find it here! Chances are, anyone who listens to this episode will actually get dumber.<br><br>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a>
May 16, 2017
Talking PoliDicks with Kate Casey
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It's the 20th anniversary of Bill Clinton & Monica Lewinsky, and what better way to celebrate than to talk to former White House Intern, Kate Casey! Kate takes the girls back to Washington DC circa 1997 and walks them through all the jizzy drama. All that, plus Julie & Brandy break down the bullsh*t repeal of Obamacare, and they highlight the deets of the brand-spankin' new spending bill.<br><br>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a>
May 09, 2017
Tipps of Icebergs
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On this episode, Julie and Brandy barely skim the surface of some huge, mountainous topics. Between America's brewing nuclear conflict with North Korea, the spending bill and a possible government shut down, and Trump's one page tax plan, the girls will stop at nothing to give you the truth of what's happening in very broad, yet very shallow strokes.<br><br>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a>
May 02, 2017
100 Dayz of Trump
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It's President Trump's 100 day anniversary and Julie & Brandy celebrate by talking shit about him! The government is facing an impending shut down, Berkeley students are throwing chairs through windows, and Julie's mother Phyllis Goldman Marched for Science in Boston! All that, plus the girls answer questions from the 14, and spend a Moment with Melania. <br><br>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a>
Apr 25, 2017
"The Bomb Dot Com"
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Julie & Brandy recorded this episode a few days early, but it was plenty of time for Trump to drop the "Mother of all Bombs" on Afghanistan. The girls discuss the merits of dropping bombs, as well as some top secret legislation the Trump Administration doesn't want you to know about. Then, drag legend and licensed hair professional, Linda James calls in to break down what's really going on with our president's hair system!<br><br>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a>
Apr 18, 2017
"Sh*t Just Got Syria-us"
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This week Julie & Brandy try and wade through the chemically contaminated waters of Syria. They do their best to break down what's happening, but once they get your head good & spinning, they abandon Syria to talk about the Mean Girls fighting going on in the White House between Steve Bannon & Jared Kushner. Then, Brad Loekle phones in his gay feelings and Julie phones in her So There's That (per usz). It's another, just-average episode!<br><br>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a>
Apr 11, 2017
"Ding Dong, the Witch wants Immunity"
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Julie and Brandy are hung over (yet again) and this time, it's personal. The girls spent the weekend drowning in labia-filled pools in Palm Springs at the world's biggest lesbo party: Dinah Shore. They stumbled back in town, just in time to breakdown (former National Security Advisor) Michael Flynn's outrageous request for immunity, Vice President Mike Pence's outrageous rules on cavorting with the opposite sex, and Anthony Weiner's outrageous good fortune. Plus they answer some listener questions and spend a very informative moment with Melania!<br><br>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a>
Apr 04, 2017
Trump's F*cked with special guest Tommy Alter
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The Trump Administration miscarried their health care bill, but Planned Parenthood will live to see another day, and the good news is: they are fantastic with miscarriages. The girls talk health care and then break down the scary chestnut that President Trump and his campaign cronies are officially under federal investigation for colluding with Russia. Then, smarty pants and Sirius XM star, Tommy Alter calls in to give the girls all the T on what the people "in the know" think about the trouble on Capitol Hill. <br><br>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a>
Mar 28, 2017
Ch-Ch-Ch-Chia Trump
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This week, Brandy & Julie debut the newest addition to Dumb, Gay Politics- President Chia Trump. He's orange and weird, but his hair is captivating and defies gravity (pretty much like the real Trump). While Chia Trump looks on, the girls break down the new proposed budget, Julie talks about how coal mining is stupid, and they rank the 8 most tragic of 200 new bills.<br><br>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a>
Mar 21, 2017
Wise Men Say, only fools Russian
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It was a boring week in politics, but that doesn't mean that Julie & Brandy don't have a lot to say! You can't shake a stick in Washington and not hit someone who's lying about talking to Russia, plus there's a new health care bill and surprise, suprise- it sucks ass! Settle in, grab your earbuds, and get ready to turn this one off half way thru! <br><br>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a>
Mar 14, 2017
Lean, Mean, Evergreen
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This week's episode is a pre-taped delight in which the girls talk about all the useless sh*t they never have time for. Judge Julie sentences Vice President Mike Pence, a long-time fan/listener calls in to school the girls on public schools, and Julie & Brandy answer some gay questions! All of that, PLUS, a hard hitting, informative segment covering the oldest and ugliest members of government. Hold on to your hats, because this is the episode that will never win them a Peabody Award.<br><br>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a>
Mar 07, 2017
Civil War 2: with special guest Lea Black!
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In their standard, dumb, gay fashion, Julie & Brandy break down the bizareness that was this week. They ignore the Russia fiasco and stick to Mexicans and Trans Bathrooms, before taking a much needed break to go off limits with their good friend and Real Housewives of Miami star, Lea Black. America is divided and the atmosphere seems to be getting more hostile, but if there is anything that can bring us all together- it's the joyous, delight of Lea Black. <br><br>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a>
Feb 28, 2017
The Hangover Episode
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Julie & Brandy celebrate President's Day by drinking in Julie's office. Again. Sporting the wonderful combination of a hangover and a fresh buzz, the girls are dumber and gayer than usual. Join them on their meandering, brain-dead journey as they discuss Trump, Russia and gun control in one of the most witless episodes yet!<br><br>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a>
Feb 21, 2017
Valentine's High
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Nothing says Valentine's day like drinking French Rosè from Brad & Angelina's vineyard while surrounded by drug paraphernalia and paperwork. Julie & Brandy recorded this very special episode from Julie's office, AKA her drug den. Sit back, relax and get ready to hear all about how the country is falling apart!<br><br>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a>
Feb 14, 2017
Julie & Brandy Get Schooled
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This week, President Trump nominated Neil Gorsuch for his next Supreme Court Apprentice, he let loose a flurry of tweets about the ban on the travel ban, and he attended a party for the Red Cross at his own golf resort! Julie & Brandy weigh in on it all, and then they talk to a professional who finally teaches Brandy what the f*ck a libertarian is. <br><br>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a>
Feb 07, 2017
Executive Order Realness
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This episode was supposed to be called Dicktanic Part 2, but Julie and Brandy couldn't deal with Trump and all his dicky executive orders while surrounded by a million dicks on a cruise ship. So, they flew back to LA, stopped by the protest rally at LAX, and are ready to break down Trump's first official week as President.<br><br>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a>
Jan 31, 2017
Dicktanic, Part 1
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Join Julie & Brandy as they do their podcast from the world's largest gay cruise. They smuggled booze on a ship more huge than the Titanic to party with 8000 men, but don't worry, they stayed sober(ish) long enough to break down the Trump Inauguration, celebrate the Worldwide Women's March, and answer some fan questions.<br><br>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a>
Jan 24, 2017
Goodbye Barack "The Rock" Obama
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It's Obama's last week as president of America, so it's all Obama, all day. Join Julie and Brandy as they pay tribute to their fave prez of all time. <br><br>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a>
Jan 19, 2017
Lezi-Leaks with Kate Clinton
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This week Julie & Brandy talk Russian hacking, Trump tweeting, and Meryl Streeping. And they do their first real life, live interview with real life, living, lez-legend, Kate Clinton! <br><br>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a>
Jan 11, 2017
Happy News Year!
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It's 2017, and Trump is 2 weeks from becoming the official President of America!! In this special episode, Julie and Brandy break down everything you need to know (but won't retain) about cable news! From the "goon squad" on Fox News, to... Well, all the other goon squads on the rest of the networks- no goon-stone will be left unturned!<br><br>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a>
Jan 03, 2017
Trump Family Holiday Craptacula
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It's Christmakkah/Hannumas, and Julie & Brandy celebrate by giving you a special episode about the Trump Family. Get ready to learn everything you never wanted know about every member of Donald Trump's past and present immediate family. <br><br>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a>
Dec 27, 2016
Oh, Oh, Oh, It's Tragic
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Brandy was wrong again, and also kinda right?? Julie's Mom, Phyllis, leaves the girls a message. No surprise, she's annoyed about Ivanka too! The girls introduce a brand new segment, and Michelle Obama is the star of "So, There's That" (and their hearts). <br><br>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a>
Dec 20, 2016
Still on the Cleanse & Trump is Still President Elect
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Julie and Brand throw up talking about Russia, Julie's head explodes discussing the new cabinet picks, and maaaaybe a couple positive things are happening. Probably not though.<br><br>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a>
Dec 13, 2016
Here We Go!
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Oh Hey. It's Julie Goldman and Brandy Howard's first episode of Dumb, Gay Politics. It's a crazy time and they've got a whole lot to say about the shit show of a world we're living in.<br><br>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a>
Dec 06, 2016
Introducing Dumb, Gay Politics
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Look out for the new podcast Dumb, Gay Politics! Coming soon from Julie Goldman and Brandy Howard.<br><br>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a>
Nov 29, 2016