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If you know who NeNe Leaks is, but not Nancy Pelosi, then this is the podcast for you! Join Bravo stars, Julie Goldman (the gay) and Brandy Howard (the dumb) as they talk about the week in politics, like they are talking about reality tv. The podcast with lots of feelings, lots of facts, and zero f*cks. New episodes out every Tuesday!

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The Thanksgiving Episode with Michael Steele
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It’s the 2020 Thanksgiving Episode of Dumb Gay Politics, and there’s a lot to be thankful for! Don Jr caught Corona, Joe Biden made history with his cabinet nominations, and Julie & Brandy tricked the former head of the Republican party, Michael Steele, into coming on the podcast! The girls did them (and they think the interview is good), but beware! If you’re looking for a hard-hitting (Maddow-esque) conversation, this ain’t it. They tried as hard as they could, but (like Scaramucci), Michael Steele is a magical, Republican, seductress, and Julie & Brandy were no match for his powers. *************************************************************************************************************************** *** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** *** Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com *****  DEALS FROM OUR SPONSORS ***. WILDBAR: Get 15% off any order of Wildbars! Go to www.Wildbar.co and enter promo code DumbGay15  at checkout *** *** BETTER HELP:  Get 10% off your first month at www.BetterHelp.com/DumbGay *** *** EXPRESS VPN: Get 3 months free Data Protection! Go to www.expressvpn.com/dumbgay ***EVERYPLATE: Get 3 weeks of EveryPlate meals for only $2.99 per meal! Go to www.everyplate.com and enter promo code dumbgay3 at checkout *** *** MAGIC SPOON CEREAL: Get free shipping when you order the Variety Pack! Go to www.magicspoon.com/dumbgay (put the Variety Pack in your cart) and enter promo code dumbgay at checkout *** ***** Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy **** Julie Goldman **** Brandy Howard **** Julie and Brandy *** The People's Couch *** DGP *** Gay Podcast *** Political Podcast *** Lesbian *** Bravo *** Starburns Audio Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Nov 24, 2020
Reading Republicans with Rick Wilson
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It’s been over a week since Joe Biden & Kamala Harris officially won the 2020 Presidential Election, but Trump has yet to concede. His pathological rejection of reality would be funny, if it wasn’t so completely NOT funny. The buzzkill is real, so Julie & Brandy enlist the help of professional shade-thrower & Lincoln Project co-founder, Rick Wilson, to lift their spirits by reading republicans. And it worked! Love ‘em or hate ‘em, there is no one doing it better than Rick Wilson and the Lincoln Project. They are out there every day, rain or shine, eating Trump for breakfast, lunch, & dinner… and it’s glorious. That said, helping them bully Trump and his army of rubes is a full-time job, and everyone clearly needs a vacation.  *************************************************************************************************************************** *** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** *** Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com *****  DEALS FROM OUR SPONSORS *** HELLO TUSHY BIDET: Get 10% off your first order at HelloTushy.com/DumbGay *** *** BETTER HELP:  Get 10% off your first month at BetterHelp.com/DumbGay *** *** FEALS CBD: Get 50% off your first order and free shipping at Feals.com/dumbgay *** *** MAGIC SPOON CEREAL: Get free shipping when you order the Variety Pack! Go to www.magicspoon.com/dumbgay (put the Variety Pack in your cart) and enter promo code dumbgay at checkout *** ***** Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy **** Julie Goldman **** Brandy Howard **** Julie and Brandy *** The People's Couch *** DGP *** Gay Podcast *** Political Podcast *** Lesbian *** Bravo *** Starburns Audio Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Nov 17, 2020
Presidents JoJo & KiKi!
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It’s official! It took 4 days, but the results are finally here: and Joe Biden & Kamala Harris are the new Presidents of the United States of America!  Hopefully. Like everyone else, Julie & Brandy are cautiously optimistic about what is to come in 2021, but democrats need to win more than just the White House if America is going to experience any real change in the next four years. So, the girls call on their good friend/favorite teacher, Mr. Beat, to answer all their burning questions about the run-off election in Georgia, and what it will mean if the United State Senate ends up in a tie. Come for Mr. Beat, but (please) stay for the girls, because they need all the sympathy downloads they can get during this difficult transitional time.  *************************************************************************************************************************** *** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** *** Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com *****  DEALS FROM OUR SPONSORS   ***. WILDBAR: Get 15% off any order of Wildbars! Go to Wildbar.co and enter promo code DumbGay15  at checkout *** *** BETTER HELP:  Get 10% off your first month at BetterHelp.com/DumbGay *** *** HYDRANT: Get 25% off your first order. Go to Drinkhydrant.com/dumbgay or enter promo code DGP at checkout *** *** NATIVE DEODORANT:  Get 20% off your first order at NativeDeo.com/DGP (or use code DGP at checkout) *** *** *** HELLO TUSHY BIDET: Get 10% off your first order at HelloTushy.com/DumbGay *** ***** Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy **** Julie Goldman **** Brandy Howard **** Julie and Brandy *** The People's Couch *** DGP *** Gay Podcast *** Political Podcast *** Lesbian *** Bravo *** Starburns Audio Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Nov 10, 2020
Nightmare on Election Street
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What is there to say, really?  The 2020 Presidential Election is finally here, and Julie & Brandy are full-on f*cking horrified.  The girls (as well as, half of America) have been waiting for four years to prove that Donald Trump’s victory in 2016 was a fluke, but, turns out sweetie? It wasn’t a fluke. Americans showed up to the polls to vote in record numbers, and (unfortunately), they weren’t just democrats. The country is divided, and there’s not a damn thing anyone can do about it. Like Julie & Brandy, this episode is highly manic, and devoid of any concrete answers (so if that's what you're here for... (you should keep looking). **************************************************************************************************************************** *** Subscribe to our PATREON PODCAST! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** *** Check out our WEBSITE! https://www.julieandbrandy.com ****  DEALS FROM OUR SPONSORS   ***. WILDBAR: Get 15% off any order of Wildbars! Go to Wildbar.co and enter promo code DumbGay15  at checkout *** *** BETTER HELP:  Get 10% off your first month at BetterHelp.com/DumbGay *** *** HYDRANT: Get 25% off your first order. Go to Drinkhydrant.com/dumbgay or enter promo code DGP at checkout *** *** NATIVE DEODORANT:  Get 20% off your first order at NativeDeo.com/DGP (or use code DGP at checkout) *** *** MAGIC SPOON CEREAL: Get free shipping when you order the Variety Pack! Go to www.magicspoon.com/dumbgay (put the Variety Pack in your cart) and enter promo code dumbgay at checkout *** **** Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy **** Julie Goldman **** Brandy Howard **** Julie and Brandy *** The People's Couch *** DGP *** Gay Podcast *** Political Podcast *** Lesbian *** Bravo *** Starburns Audio Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Nov 05, 2020
The 2020 DGP Voting Special
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The 2020 Presidential election is exactly one week away, and everyone is stressed the f*ck out! Desperate for something to do (besides drinking and drugs), Julie & Brandy decided to join the masses and vote early. As a podcast segment, their voting-journey was boring and mostly pointless. But as a civic duty? It doesn’t get any more legendary than: * voting early * at the Hollywood Bowl * for the first black female Vice President * during a pandemic.* After that, the girls do Professor Allan Lichtman’s famous (and probably fake, but so far) fool-proof, presidential-prediction quiz to trick themselves into believing that Joe Biden & Kamala Harris have got this election in the bag. Clearly grasping at straws, this episode has little to offer in terms of concrete answers or comfort, so if that’s what you came for, you’re sh*t out luck. **************************************************************************************************************************** *** Subscribe to our PATREON PODCAST! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** *** Check out our WEBSITE! https://www.julieandbrandy.com ****  DEALS FROM OUR SPONSORS ***. WILDBAR: Get 15% off any order of Wildbars! Go to Wildbar.co and enter promo code DumbGay15  at checkout *** *** BETTER HELP:  Get 10% off your first month at BetterHelp.com/DumbGay *** *** HYDRANT: Get 25% off your first order. Go to Drinkhydrant.com/dumbgay or enter promo code DGP at checkout *** *** FEALS CBD: Get 50% off your first order and free shipping at Feals.com/dumbday *** *** MAGIC SPOON CEREAL: Get free shipping when you order the Variety Pack! Go to www.magicspoon.com/dumbgay (put the Variety Pack in your cart) and enter promo code dumbgay at checkout *** **** Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy **** Julie Goldman **** Brandy Howard **** Julie and Brandy *** The People's Couch *** DGP *** Gay Podcast *** Political Podcast *** Lesbian *** Bravo *** Starburns Audio Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Oct 27, 2020
CORNY: (adjective) old-fashioned, trite, lacking in nuance, and very basic.
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 Despite the fact that it’s been less than a month since Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg died, and despite the fact that it’s less than a month until the Presidential election; This week, the Senate Judiciary Committee started the confirmation hearings for Judge Amy Coney Barrett, who is Trump’s nominee to replace The Gader on the Supreme Court. Amy Coney Barrett is an extremely religious and conservative judge who does not believe in gay marriage, a woman’s right to choose, assisted suicide for the terminally ill, fertility treatments for families struggling to have children, or equal voting rights for all people. Julie & Brandy are absolutely horrified by her Corny ass being on the Supreme Court, because in addition to disagreeing with her (strongly) on all the aforementioned civil rights – they also believe (strongy) in the separation of Church & State. Trigger warning: the episode is savage and gives zero f*cks regarding religion & religious bigotry, so if you’re looking for an unbiased & un-offensive rundown of Amy Coney Barrett- you’re not gonna find it here.    ****************************************************************************************************************************      *** Subscribe to our PATREON PODCAST! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** *** Check out our WEBSITE! https://www.julieandbrandy.com *****  DEALS FROM OUR SPONSORS! *** NATIVE DEODORANT:  Get 20% off your first order at NativeDeo.com/DGP (or use code DGP at checkout) *** *** FEALS PREMIUM CBD OIL: Get 50% off your first order and free shipping at feals.com/dumbgay *** ***** Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy **** Julie Goldman **** Brandy Howard **** Julie and Brandy *** The People's Couch *** DGP *** Gay Podcast *** Political Podcast *** Lesbian *** Bravo *** Starburns Audio Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Oct 20, 2020
The 2020 Vice Presidential Debate Episode
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The election is stressing out every single person in America, and Julie and Brandy are no exception. Looking for any excuse to drink and do drugs, the girls extended their “stress-bender” to include last week’s Vice Presidential Debate. Packed with ZERO revelations, and little (to no) tolerance, this episode is nothing to write home about.  BUT. Kamala Harris is a living-legend, the debate itself was history-in-the-making, and Mike Pence is a fake b*tch who is about to lose his job- so it's a good opportunity to revisit, reconsider, and remember how truly profound & exciting this moment was.  **************************************************************************************************************************** *** Subscribe to our PATREON PODCAST! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** *** Check out our WEBSITE! https://www.julieandbrandy.com ****  DEALS FROM OUR SPONSORS *** BETTER HELP:  Get 10% off your first month at BetterHelp.com/DumbGay *** *** NATIVE DEODORANT:  Get 20% off your first order at NativeDeo.com/DGP (or use code DGP at checkout) *** *** HYDRANT: Get 25% off your first order. Go to drinkhydrant.com/dumbgay or enter promo code DGP at checkout *** *** HELLO TUSHY BIDET: Get 10% off your first order at HelloTushy.com/DumbGay *** *** CUSTOM HALLOWEEN COSTUMES: Free face mask w/ any purchase https://wrenamber.com **** Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy **** Julie Goldman **** Brandy Howard **** Julie and Brandy *** The People's Couch *** DGP *** Gay Podcast *** Political Podcast *** Lesbian *** Bravo *** Starburns Audio Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Oct 13, 2020
Ding Dong! The Douche got Corona.
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This week, Donald Trump announced he has Corona Virus, so there’s only one thing for Julie & Brandy to do: celebrate! First, they make fun of him for being a big, fat douche who deserves Corona along with all the other diahrrea-toilet Republicans that he infected at his stupid Supreme Court Nomination Ceremony, and then they get WAPS talking about Kamala Harris eating up Mike Pence at the Debate THIS WEDNESDAY. After that, Melania stops by for a moment to talk about what it’s like having Covid as an ex-model, and how she feels about those leaked tapes of her trashing Christmas. On paper it might sound good, but don’t get your hopes up. This episode is definitely not as exciting (or funny) as the news of Trump catching the 'Rona. **************************************************************************************************************************** *** Subscribe to our PATREON PODCAST! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** *** Check out our WEBSITE! https://www.julieandbrandy.com ****  CHECK OUT OUR SPONSORS *** BETTER HELP:  Get 10% off your first month at BetterHelp.com/DumbGay *** *** NATIVE DEODORANT:  Get 20% off your first order at NativeDeo.com/DGP (or use code DGP at checkout) *** *** HYDRANT: Get 25% off your first order. Go to drinkhydrant.com/dumbgay or enter promo code DGP at checkout *** *** MAGIC SPOON: Get free shipping when you order the Variety Pack. Go to www.magicspoon.com/dumbgay (put the Variety Pack in your cart) and enter promo code dumbgay at checkout *** Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Oct 06, 2020
Hot for Teacher with Mr. Beat
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This week, Kentucky Attorney General, Daniel Cameron announced that the 3 police officers involved in the (wrongful and unlawful) death of (unarmed, civilian) Breonna Taylor, would NOT be charged for her murder. Upon hearing the news, Julie & Brandy wondered: why does Nick Cannon get fired from a tv show for saying stupid sh*t on his podcast, but cops don’t get fired for MURDERING black people? To find out the answer to that question (and more), the girls enlist the help of a legendary educator, Mr. Beat. He a high school, social studies teacher by day, and a YouTube star by night… But he’s HOT 24/7. So grab your Trapper Keeper, and find your desk, because this is one class you’re not gonna want to ditch.  **************************************************************************************************************************** *** Subscribe to our PATREON PODCAST! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** *** Check out our WEBSITE! https://www.julieandbrandy.com ****  CHECK OUT OUR SPONSORS! *** BETTER HELP:  Get 10% off your first month at BetterHelp.com/DumbGay *** *** FEALS CBD: Get 50% off your first order and free shipping at feals.com/dumbgay *** *** HYDRANT: Get 25% off your first order. Go to drinkhydrant.com/dumbgay or enter promo code DGP at checkout *** *** MAGIC SPOON: Get free shipping when you order the Variety Pack. Go to www.magicspoon.com/dumbgay (put the Variety Pack in your cart) and enter promo code dumbgay at checkout *** **** Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy **** Julie Goldman **** Brandy Howard **** Julie and Brandy *** The People's Couch *** DGP *** Gay Podcast *** Political Podcast *** Lesbian *** Bravo *** Starburns Audio Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Sep 29, 2020
Viva La Gader!
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American icon & legendary, Supreme Court Justice: Ruth Bader Ginsberg died on Friday, so (of course) Julie & Brandy spent all weekend in their drug den, getting drunk. To complicate things even further- Julie has a very random & very time-consuming job (that she’s doing while hung-over), which means she has no time to prepare for the podcast. So, this episode is basically: (a very unstable) Brandy, teaching (a very exhausted) Julie about all the (very incredible) things that Ruth Bader Ginsberg did in her career. As episodes go, it’s probably not one of their best, but it’s definitely one of their saddest.  **************************************************************************************************************************** *** Subscribe to our PATREON PODCAST! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** *** Check out our WEBSITE! https://www.julieandbrandy.com *****  *** BETTER HELP:  Get 10% off your first month at BetterHelp.com/DumbGay *** *** FEALS CBD: Get 50% off your first order and free shipping at feals.com/dumbgay *** *** HYDRANT: Get 25% off your first order. Go to drinkhydrant.com/dumbgay or enter promo code DGP at checkout *** **** Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy **** Julie Goldman **** Brandy Howard **** Julie and Brandy *** The People's Couch *** DGP *** Gay Podcast *** Political Podcast *** Lesbian *** Bravo *** Starburns Audio Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Sep 22, 2020
The Left is on Fire
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What is there to say, really? The left side of America is on fire, literally and figuratively. The Presidential election is 50 days away, and anyone who is still considering voting for Donald Trump at this point, needs to have their head examined. And anyone who is still clinging to the Repugnican party is (in actuality) clinging to their white supremacy, and it’s time for them to close their f*cking legs.  ****************************************************************************************************************************      *** Subscribe to our PATREON PODCAST! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** *** Check out our WEBSITE! https://www.julieandbrandy.com *****  *** BETTER HELP:  Get 10% off your first month at BetterHelp.com/DumbGay *** *** NATIVE DEODORANT:  Get 20% off your first order at NativeDeo.com/DGP (or use code DGP at checkout) *** *** FEALS CBD: Get 50% off your first order and free shipping at feals.com/dumbgay *** ***** Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy **** Julie Goldman **** Brandy Howard **** Julie and Brandy *** The People's Couch *** DGP *** Gay Podcast *** Political Podcast *** Lesbian *** Bravo *** Starburns Audio Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Sep 15, 2020
WAP the Vote with Lea Black
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Even though every holiday is ruined by the ‘Rona, and half of America is unemployed (including Julie and Brandy), Labor Day didn’t get cancelled this year. Stuck with nowhere to go, and nothing to do, the girls called on their most glamorous friend, Lea Black, to serve up the party feels, and she did not disappoint. What started out as just another boring episode about voting in-person, ended up featuring an unforgettable kiki with a legendary Miami Housewife. **************************************************************************************************************************** *** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** *** Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com *****  *** BETTER HELP:  Get 10% off your first month at BetterHelp.com/DumbGay *** *** NATIVE DEODORANT:  Get 20% off your first order at NativeDeo.com/DGP (or use code DGP at checkout) *** *** HELLO TUSHY BIDET: Get 10% off your first order at HelloTushy.com/DumbGay *** **** Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy **** Julie Goldman **** Brandy Howard **** Julie and Brandy *** The People's Couch *** DGP *** Gay Podcast *** Political Podcast *** Lesbian *** Bravo *** Starburns Audio Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Sep 09, 2020
The 2020 Repugnican National Convention
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After a lot of drinking and doing drugs, Julie & Brandy finally finished their 2020 Repugnican National Convention Special. Sure to disgust most of their 14 listeners, the girls pulled speeches from (who they considered) the most repugnant speakers from the vile, four-day, Covid-contageous extravaganza. In the interest of time, they tried to keep their commentary short and let the clips speak for themselves, but (per usz) that didn’t really pan out. Trigger warning: this episode is very offensive and very partisan, but then again, so was the Republican National Convention. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- *** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** *** Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com *****  *** BETTER HELP:  Get 10% off your first month at BetterHelp.com/DumbGay *** *** MAGIC SPOON: Get free shipping when you order the Variety Pack. Go to www.magicspoon.com/dumbgay and enter promo code dumbgay *** ***** Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy **** Julie Goldman **** Brandy Howard **** Julie and Brandy *** The People's Couch *** DGP *** Gay Podcast *** Political Podcast *** Lesbian *** Bravo *** Starburns Audio ***  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Sep 02, 2020
2020 Democratic National Convention Special (For The Children)
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After a lot of laughing, crying, and technical snafus, Julie & Brandy finally finished their DGP 2020 Democratic National Convention Special. Sure to disappoint most of their 14 listeners, the girls pulled (what they considered) the best moments from the four-night, virtual, star-studded extravaganza. In the interest of time, they tried to keep their commentary short and let the clips speak for themselves, but (per usz) that didn’t really pan out. So, while this episode may be called repetitive & meandering… the 2020 Democratic National Convention was definitely WAP AF.  **************************************************************************************************************************** *** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** *** Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com *****  **************************************************************************************************************************** *** BETTER HELP:  Get 10% off your first month at BetterHelp.com/DumbGay *** *** HYDRANT: Get 25% off your first order. Go to drinkhydrant.com/dumbgay or enter promo code DGP at checkout *** *** FEALS CBD: Get 50% off your first order and free shipping at feals.com/dumbgay *** **************************************************************************************************************************** ***** Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy **** Julie Goldman **** Brandy Howard **** Julie and Brandy *** The People's Couch *** DGP *** Gay Podcast *** Political Podcast *** Lesbian *** Bravo *** Starburns Audio ***  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Aug 26, 2020
JoJo & KiKi 2020
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This week, Julie & Brandy celebrate the historic announcement of Kamala Harris as Joe Biden’s 2020 Vice Presidential running mate. The girls are so happy about this news, that not even Trump and his despicable behavior can rain on their parade. They talk about her childhood growing up in Oakland, and her tireless work on behalf of the LGBTQ-mmunity. Her life is the stuff of legends, but fair warning: this episode is definitely gonna be annoying for anyone who’s not a fan of Kamala Harris. Julie & Brandy could not contain their unmitigated, self-righteous joy, and it’s... A LOT.  **************************************************************************************************************************** *** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** *** Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com *****  ***** Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy **** Julie Goldman **** Brandy Howard **** Julie and Brandy *** The People's Couch *** DGP *** Gay Podcast *** Political Podcast *** Lesbian *** Bravo *** Starburns Audio Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Aug 19, 2020
The Episode After Andrew Yang
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This episode is late because Julie & Brandy suck at life, and never want to record another podcast without Andrew Yang in it. They put it off for as long as they could, but eventually the show must go on. And in this case, the “show” is a poorly prepared podcast, without a guest, delivered late, and with very little enthusiasm. It’s mostly unremarkable, but the girls do manage to move the needle with a new segment dedicated to social justice called “Close Your Legs to White Supremacy.” This episode is not gonna win them any awards, but at this point, they’re just happy they finished it.  **************************************************************************************************************************** *** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** *** Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com *****  ***** Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy **** Julie Goldman **** Brandy Howard **** Julie and Brandy *** The People's Couch *** DGP *** Gay Podcast *** Political Podcast *** Lesbian *** Bravo *** Starburns Audio Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Aug 12, 2020
Andrew Yang on DGP!! (Literally. In person)
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This episode can only be described as: one thing: a f*cking miracle. Julie & Brandy don’t often achieve any of their goals, or have any of their dreams come true, but both things happened when Andrew Yang agreed to be a guest on the podcast this week. Desperate to connect with him, while making eye contact (in front of the drug-den-bulletin-board-wall-of-listeners), the girls broke their cardinal ‘no video conferencing’ rule. So, while the deep connection/creepy eye contact/bulletin board backdrop were all a resounding success, unfortunately, the sound on the video call was an epic fail. Although they were disappointed, the crappy audio came as no surprise to the girls, who feel like they must have gotten black-out drunk and made a deal with the devil in order to score an interview with someone they love as much as Andrew Yang. Everyone knows that deals with the devil always come with a caveat, and in this case, their karmic-audio-retribution, was well worth it.   ****************************************************************************************************************************      *** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** *** Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com *****  ***** Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy **** Julie Goldman **** Brandy Howard **** Julie and Brandy *** The People's Couch *** DGP *** Gay Podcast *** Political Podcast *** Lesbian *** Bravo *** Starburns Audio Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Aug 04, 2020
Goodbye Lady Red
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On this week’s episode, Julie & Brandy deal with the loss of their long-time friend & frequent collaborator, Lady Red Couture. Lady Red was a well-known drag queen, black trans activist, and mentor to many in the LGBTQ community. This episode was recorded within days of her death, so the girls are still very much in their feelings, but the show must go on. So they break down the 60+ straight days of Black Lives Matter protests, before talking to Allison Riggs from the Southern Coalition for Social Justice about racial inequality and voter suppression, and what everyone needs to be doing RIGHT NOW in order to prepare to vote in the November election. All that, plus a 'So There’s That' featuring an organization founded by LeBron James to help combat black voter-suppression. It won’t bring Lady Red back, but this episode is dedicated to her anyway, and Julie & Brandy hope she would have liked it.  ****************************************************************************************************************************      *** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** *** Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com *****  ***** Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy **** Julie Goldman **** Brandy Howard **** Julie and Brandy *** The People's Couch *** DGP *** Gay Podcast *** Political Podcast *** Lesbian *** Bravo *** Starburns Audio Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jul 28, 2020
The Icon Series: Miyoko Schinner
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This is the second (and hopefully not last) installment of the Dumb Gay Politics: Icon Series. Some guests are just so iconic that they require a whole episode dedicated to them, and Miyoko Schinner is one such guest. She is the founder and owner of Miyoko’s Creamery, a plant-based cheese & butter company that is helping traditional dairy farmers transition their farms from raising cows to growing crops needed for her vegan cheeses. Julie and Brandy were truly honored and humbled to interview someone who is not only a titan of the plant-based food industry, but an environmental activist, as well. The work she’s doing is the future of the agriculture industry, and whether you’re a vegan or not, this interview leaves no doubt that Miyoko Schinner is an American Icon.  ****************************************************************************************************************************      *** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** *** Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com *****  ***** Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy **** Julie Goldman **** Brandy Howard **** Julie and Brandy *** The People's Couch *** DGP *** Gay Podcast *** Political Podcast *** Lesbian *** Bravo *** Starburns Audio Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jul 21, 2020
F*ck Facebook with Brandi Collins-Dexter
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This week’s episode features one of the smartest, funniest, and most informative people that Julie & Brandy have ever met in their entire damn lives. If you’re not yet familiar with Brandi Collins-Dexter from Color of Change, then get ready to have your mind blown. She came on the podcast to educate the girls about the #StopHateForProfit boycott in a segment called, “F*ck Facebook Schewww”, but she ended up teaching an Ivy League, master class on digital discrimination, that Julie & Brandy were wildly unqualified to take. Brandi Collins-Dexter shined like a true professor dealing with 2 dumb, gay, hungover idiots who showed up to class unprepared: she didn’t take it personally, and taught the damn class anyway.  And Julie & Brandy are forever indebted to her grace, because she delivered one of the most important segments that DGP has ever done.  ****************************************************************************************************************************      *** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** *** Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com *****  ***** Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy **** Julie Goldman **** Brandy Howard **** Julie and Brandy *** The People's Couch *** DGP *** Gay Podcast *** Political Podcast *** Lesbian *** Bravo *** Starburns Audio Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jul 14, 2020
Making History with Mondaire Jones for Congress
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On this week’s episode, Julie & Brandy talk to another exceptional person who is way too important to be on their podcast. Running to represent New York’s 17th district, Mondaire Jones is poised to make history as the first, openly gay, black, man to ever to be elected to the United States Congress. Although, the girls did their best to interview someone as historically profound, and intelligent, as Mondaire Jones, there is no way that their dumb, gay questions could ever do him justice. So, google his name, do your own research, and pass it on. But, just remember: It’s not Mondaire Jones’s fault that Julie & Brandy can by annoying AF. ****************************************************************************************************************************      *** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** *** Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com *****  ***** Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy **** Julie Goldman **** Brandy Howard **** Julie and Brandy *** The People's Couch *** DGP *** Gay Podcast *** Political Podcast *** Lesbian *** Bravo *** Starburns Audio Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jul 08, 2020
Demanding Police Reform with Dr. Phillip Atiba Goff
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This week, #BlackLivesMatter activists marched across America for over 30 consecutive days, and Julie & Brandy have one thing to say about it: THANK GOD. Covid cases are surging, Trump and the republicans are f*cking monsters and the only thing keeping the girls alive- is knowing that there are STILL people out there, tirelessly marching for racial equality. In a miraculous turn of events, Dr. Phillip Atiba Goff, 'the world’s leading expert on racial bias in policing', stops by to educate the girls on the politics of police reform. For those of you who are not yet familiar with the legendary Dr. Goff, prepare to have your mind blown, because the man is a nothing short of a walking/talking truth bomb, and Julie & Brandy are just trying to catch some of his shrapnel. ****************************************************************************************************************************      *** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** *** Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com *****  ***** Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy **** Julie Goldman **** Brandy Howard **** Julie and Brandy *** The People's Couch *** DGP *** Gay Podcast *** Political Podcast *** Lesbian *** Bravo *** Starburns Audio Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jul 01, 2020
Confronting Resentment Politics with Cornell Belcher
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This week, all 50 of the United States celebrated Juneteenth for the first time in history, while Vice President Mike Pence went on ABC and refused to say the words: BLACK LIVES MATTER. It’s a revolutionary time in America, but Julie & Brandy are clearly the wrong people to do it justice, so they enlist the help of The Best Dressed Man in Politics: Cornell Belcher. Cornell breaks down everything from the optics of resentment politics, to the merits of mail-in ballots. And while the girls were beyond excited to talk to Cornell Belcher, they got a ‘two-for’ when one of their favorite, legal-eagle-listeners, Max R, sent in his gay feelings about the recent landmark, Supreme Court decision on LGBTQ civil rights. This moment cals for a poem: Come for the girls; But stay for the guys; Because Cornell & Max; Are hot and wise. :-) ****************************************************************************************************************************      *** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** *** Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com *****  ***** Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy **** Julie Goldman **** Brandy Howard **** Julie and Brandy *** The People's Couch *** DGP *** Gay Podcast *** Political Podcast *** Lesbian *** Bravo *** Starburns Audio Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jun 23, 2020
Charles Booker for Senate
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This week’s episode features the most important person to ever be fooled by Julie & Brandy into coming on the podcast. Charles Booker is running for the United States Senate, and if he wins the primary next Tuesday in Kentucky, he will face Mitch McConnell (aka America’s malignant tumor) in November. Whether he wins the primary or not, Charles Booker is the future of American government, and all 14 listeners of this podcast need to know his name. So, spread the word, pass it on, and tell a friend, but- just remember: it’s not Charles Booker’s fault that Julie & Brandy are insufferable. and there’s a fast forward function on every podcast player. So, if nothing else- skip to the 30 minute mark and listen to the man who (hopefully) will be the President of the United States one day. ****************************************************************************************************************************      *** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** *** Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com *****  ***** Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy **** Julie Goldman **** Brandy Howard **** Julie and Brandy *** The People's Couch *** DGP *** Gay Podcast *** Political Podcast *** Lesbian *** Bravo *** Starburns Audio Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jun 17, 2020
Pre-Protest Paula Poundstone
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It was another exciting, and transformative week in American history, and Julie & Brandy really wish that they didn’t have to do it justice. Though they try their best to break down the momentous “Defund the Police” movement, and play a legendary clip of Senator Kamala Harris on the Senate floor, they lose all credibility when they follow it up with a pre-recorded kiki with comedy superstar, Paula Poundstone. Poundstone is lovely & hilarious, and the girls are clearly enamored with her, but due to unforeseen timing optics, the interview can only be described as tone deaf. So, take the episode for what it is, grab the laughs where you can, and remember: they don’t need your notes, babe! ****************************************************************************************************************************      *** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** *** Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com *****  ***** Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy **** Julie Goldman **** Brandy Howard **** Julie and Brandy *** The People's Couch  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jun 09, 2020
George Floyd
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Julie & Brandy delayed releasing this week’s podcast in order to stand in solidarity with Tuesday’s music industry blackout, honoring George Floyd’s death and Black Lives Matter. Although, the girls had an extra day to prepare this episode, it’s still pretty crappy. But that should surprise no one. It was the most historically significant week that any American has ever lived through, and there’s no way that two dumb, gay, white girls have a perspective that anyone needs to hear. So, listen at your own risk, and remember: they don’t need your notes, babe! ****************************************************************************************************************************      *** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** *** Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com *****  ***** Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy **** Julie Goldman **** Brandy Howard **** Julie and Brandy *** The People's Couch *** DGP *** Gay Podcast *** Political Podcast *** Lesbian *** Bravo *** Starburns Audio Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jun 03, 2020
Meghan & Mitch McAnal
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This week, while the country memorialized our fallen heroes, Julie & Brandy finally accepted that Corona is here to stay by introducing a permanently temporary, new segment called, “This Sh*tty Week in Corona.”  The segment is nothing but depressing bullet points, just begging to be fast-forwarded.  After that they tell a rage-inducing tale about how the nation’s Senate Majority Leader is quietly helping the republican party to take ownership of the Judicial Branch of government via the federal courts.  Not wanting to leave their 14 listeners with a gross taste in their mouths, the girls offer a wonderful palate cleanser in the form of Meghan McCain and her annoying recreational outrage directed (this time) at Chris Cuomo & his brother, NY Governor Andrew Cuomo).  The episode is, by no means, a deep dive, but sometimes a quick dip into the shallow end is all you need to get your life.  **************************************************************************************************************************** *** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** *** Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com *****  ***** Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy **** Julie Goldman **** Brandy Howard **** Julie and Brandy *** The People's Couch *** DGP *** Gay Podcast *** Political Podcast *** Lesbian *** Bravo *** Starburns Audio Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
May 26, 2020
CoronaVirus Season 2 Preview Special
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After taking a week off, Julie and Brandy return unrefreshed and insane. The re opening of the country has begun and the girls have a lot of feelings. In this special episode they unpack and predict what the world could possibly look like in the next chapter in the Corona series and they answer zero questions. If you enjoy a messy, ranty, corona-y, romp then you're in the right place. **************************************************************************************************************************** *** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** *** Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com *****  ***** Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy **** Julie Goldman **** Brandy Howard **** Julie and Brandy *** The People's Couch *** DGP *** Gay Podcast *** Political Podcast *** Lesbian *** Bravo *** Starburns Audio Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
May 19, 2020
Vanderpump Rules in Quarantine with Scheana Shay
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This episode is late because Julie & Brandy are in their Corona feelings, and they suck at life right now. The news is redundant and the girls are in desperate need of a break, so they call their old friend Scheana Shay to distract them with a good old fashioned kiki. Scheana talks about what it’s like quarantining with her boyfriend Brock, seeing the infamous glowing red tide in San Diego, and how she feels about her portrayal on this season of Vanderpump Rules. This episode is very dumb, hardly gay, and not political at all. So if you’re here for something hard-hitting and informative- you should probably keep looking.  **************************************************************************************************************************** *** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** *** Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com *****  ***** Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy **** Julie Goldman **** Brandy Howard **** Julie and Brandy *** The People's Couch *** DGP *** Gay Podcast *** Political Podcast *** Lesbian *** Bravo *** Starburns Audio Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
May 06, 2020
The Graduate with Lincoln Debenham & Caissie St. Onge
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Summer has officially hit Southern California, and the heat of the sun has burned off all the f*cks that anyone had left about the Coronavirus.  Determined to sober up and (finally) get their sh*t together, Julie & Brandy asked their internet friend Caissie if they could interview her and her son Lincoln about a viral tweet he sent to Obama on behalf of the graduating class of 2020. Caissie agreed, and the interview has been in the can since Sunday, but Julie & Brandy being Julie & Brandy, they didn’t stay sober for long, and the podcast is late yet again. But even though the girls are a day late and a dollar short, Caissie & Lincoln are right on time and money af. **************************************************************************************************************************** *** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** *** Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com *****  ***** Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy **** Julie Goldman **** Brandy Howard **** Julie and Brandy *** The People's Couch *** DGP *** Gay Podcast *** Political Podcast *** Lesbian *** Bravo *** Starburns Audio Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Apr 29, 2020
Qwarantine Qrazy
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This episode is late because Julie & Brandy have lost their damn minds. The Corona goblins are lurking in the walls, and it’s a full-time job keeping them at bay. But, the girls manage (barely) to get it together with the help of their former intern, Aran O’roe, who calls the drug-den to fill them in on all the Bernie Sanders goss. Aran is a star, and he does his best, but the sound sucks, and the girls are manic,. This episode should come with a warning that says: ‘best enjoyed while high.’  **************************************************************************************************************************** *** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** *** Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com *****  ***** Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy **** Julie Goldman **** Brandy Howard **** Julie and Brandy *** The People's Couch *** DGP *** Gay Podcast *** Political Podcast *** Lesbian *** Bravo *** Starburns Audio Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Apr 23, 2020
Cwarantine Comfort with dr. Linda James
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It’s the beginning of their fifth official week in quarantine, and Julie & Brandy decide that they need to seek professional help if they are going to live to see another day in isolation. So, they call on their good friend, dr. Linda James (who is not a doctor) to guide them through some self-care tips that he offers on his Cool, Comfort Podcast. His voice is soothing, and his advice is good, which is the perfect anecdote for the first half of the episode, which features Julie & Brandy’s ragey-recap of this week’s CoronaVirus Live and Melania Trump robotically reading her favorite children’s book, The Little Rabbit. The sound still sucks, and the girls are still annoying, but hey! What else do you have to do? **************************************************************************************************************************** *** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** *** Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com *****  ***** Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy **** Julie Goldman **** Brandy Howard **** Julie and Brandy *** The People's Couch *** DGP *** Gay Podcast *** Political Podcast *** Lesbian *** Bravo *** Starburns Audio Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Apr 14, 2020
Lea Black is a QuaranTeen Dream
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It’s their fourth week in quarantine, and Julie & Brandy have lost all track of time and space. Are they happy? Are they sad? Are they hysterical? Are they insane? Are they even still in LA? They’re definitely confused & scared, and they desperately need a grounding presence to make them feel normal again. Thankfully, that presence shows up in the form of the one and only, Lea Black. Lea is not just an iconic Bravo housewife from Miami, she’s an angel sent to save the girls from their own psychosis. Her voice is like moisturizer on their overly-sanitized hands, and they can’t get enough. If you too have dry skin & extreme paranoia, then grab some earbuds, and continue sitting on your couch, because Lea Black is your temporary remedy.  **************************************************************************************************************************** *** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** *** Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com *****  ***** Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy **** Julie Goldman **** Brandy Howard **** Julie and Brandy *** The People's Couch *** DGP *** Gay Podcast *** Political Podcast *** Lesbian *** Bravo *** Starburns Audio Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Apr 07, 2020
A Quarantine Kiki with Rosie O’Donnell
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Three weeks in quarantine, and Julie & Brandy have self-medicated themselves half to death. They spent the first part of the week high on drugs and dancing along to video games, and the second part of the week hungover and crying into a pillow. Now it’s Tuesday and they’re ready to start all over again. And what better way than having their first quarantine kiki with uber-legend Rosie O’Donnell?! Life is hard right now, and Corona sucks, but Rosie O’Donnell is so iconic that she transcends a pandemic. So put on your headphones, go out for your daily walk, and get your quarantine life.  **************************************************************************************************************************** *** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** *** Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com *****  ***** Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy **** Julie Goldman **** Brandy Howard **** Julie and Brandy *** The People's Couch *** DGP *** Gay Podcast *** Political Podcast *** Lesbian *** Bravo *** Starburns Audio Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Mar 31, 2020
CoronaVirus Live!
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Two weeks in quarantine, and Julie & Brandy still can't get this podcast done on time, Why? Because, even though they don't have the virus (yet), they've been spending all their free time self-medicating! Locked in the house, with nothing to do but drugs, the girls turn to the television for comfort, like they're latch-key kids from 1989, who just got home from school. And the most important show in their must-see TV lineup is the daily White House press briefing with the CoronaVirus Task Force. If you haven't yet seen an episode of America's newest hit comedy, don't worry! Julie & Brandy have all the best highlights, you never knew you wanted to hear. **************************************************************************************************************************** *** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** *** Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com *****  ***** Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy **** Julie Goldman **** Brandy Howard **** Julie and Brandy *** The People's Couch *** DGP *** Gay Podcast *** Political Podcast *** Lesbian *** Bravo *** Starburns Audio Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Mar 25, 2020
Happy St. Pandemics Day!
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A deadly virus is stressing out every single person in the entire world, and Julie and Brandy are no exception. Looking for any excuse to drink and do drugs, the girls decide to turn their quasi-quarantine into a quasi-vacation, while podcasting. They spend the first half the episode trying to make sense of the CoronaVirus, before moving on to the highlights of the democratic debate between Joe Biden & Bernie Sanders. The episode is long and meandery, and though the girls do their best to address the crisis (while still in the thick of the crisis), if you came here looking for answers, you should definitely keep looking. **************************************************************************************************************************** *** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** *** Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com *****  ***** Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy **** Julie Goldman **** Brandy Howard **** Julie and Brandy *** The People's Couch *** DGP *** Gay Podcast *** Political Podcast *** Lesbian *** Bravo *** Starburns Audio Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Mar 17, 2020
PostWarren Depression
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What do you get when you cross lingering jet-lag from Australia, with persistant disappointment from Super Tuesday, and a few days of drug abuse? POSTWARREN DEPRESSION! It's the new, trendy mental health disorder, and Julie & Brandy invented it/have it. But, the good news is: Rachel Maddow has the cure. In her first interview since announcing that she's leaving the presidential race, Elizabeth Warren sat down with Rachel Maddow, and together, they gave everyone hope again. If you missed it, don't worry! This episode has all the best parts of the interview, plus the added bonus of Julie & Brandy talking over every clip and giving endless opinions that rarely have a point. **************************************************************************************************************************** *** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** *** Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com *****  ***** Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy **** Julie Goldman **** Brandy Howard **** Julie and Brandy *** The People's Couch *** DGP *** Gay Podcast *** Political Podcast *** Lesbian *** Bravo *** Starburns Audio Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Mar 10, 2020
Super TuesGay
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Julie & Brandy made it home from Australia just in time to cast their votes for Elizabeth Warren on Super Tuesday, and record this podcast. No one knew what to expect after South Carolina, but with last minute help from Pete Buttigieg & Amy Klobuchar, Joe Biden pulled an upset, winning 10 of the 14 states. Bernie Sanders won the other 4, Elizabeth Warren came in last behind Bloomberg, and Julie & Brandy got drunk. Keep your expectations low, because much like Super Tuesday, this episode is erratic, unpredictable, and strangely confusing. **************************************************************************************************************************** *** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** *** Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com *****  ***** Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy **** Julie Goldman **** Brandy Howard **** Julie and Brandy *** The People's Couch *** DGP *** Gay Podcast *** Political Podcast *** Lesbian *** Bravo *** Starburns Audio Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Mar 04, 2020
DumbGay Closetics!
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After spending the last 48 hours sequestered on a cruise ship, drunk, with zero wireless, Julie & Brandy rushed to their hotel in beautiful, historic, downtown Sydney, only to find that it's in a converted 19th century hospital with brick walls. What's wrong with brick walls, you ask? They echo. And they're not conducive to recording podcasts. So, ever the consummate professionals, the girls built a sound-fort, inside a closet, using comforters and pillows- with barely enough room to stand (nose to nose) holding their laptops. It is in this position that they break down the status of the democratic candidates heading into Super Tuesday and replay some highlights from Anderson Cooper's 60 Minutes interview with Bernie Sanders. After that, there's a pre-recorded kiki with funny, fitness hotties Eugene Cordero & Ryan Stanger, and a very rapey So There's That. . The episode is late, and the sound sucks, but at least Julie & Brandy are finally out of the g*ddamn closet. **************************************************************************************************************************** *** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** *** Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com *****  ***** Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy **** Julie Goldman **** Brandy Howard **** Julie and Brandy *** The People's Couch *** DGP *** Gay Podcast *** Political Podcast *** Lesbian *** Bravo *** Starburns Audio Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Feb 26, 2020
Cruising Middle Earth with Maebe A. Girl
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Despite living a day ahead in New Zealand, Julie & Brandy still can't be on time. Distracted by frolicking with Galapagos Turtles in the land of Hobbits, the girls lost track of time and a functioning wireless connection. They pulled it together long enough to dissect the drama of Roger Stone's sentencing & the dysfunctional DOJ, before getting candid with the first drag queen ever elected to public office. Come for the sh*tstorm, but stay for the interview, because, while this episode may be a day late and a dollar short, Maebe A. Girl is money AF. **************************************************************************************************************************** *** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** *** Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com *****  ***** Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy **** Julie Goldman **** Brandy Howard **** Julie and Brandy *** The People's Couch *** DGP *** Gay Podcast *** Political Podcast *** Lesbian *** Bravo *** Starburns Audio Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Feb 20, 2020
Fifth Ever Democratic Debate Special
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After a lot of travel & drug-related distractions, Julie & Brandy finally finished their fifth-ever, Dumb Gay Politics Democratic Debate Special. Sure to disappoint most of their 14 listeners, the girls pulled the "best moments" from the New Hampshire primary debate, focusing on the candidates that are nearest & dearest to their hearts. In the interest of time, they tried to keep their judgy commentary to a minimum, and let the clips speak for themselves, but that didn't really pan out So, keep your expectations low (and your volume lower), because this episode is annoying AF. **************************************************************************************************************************** *** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** *** Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com *****  ***** Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy **** Julie Goldman **** Brandy Howard **** Julie and Brandy *** The People's Couch *** DGP *** Gay Podcast *** Starburns Audio Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Feb 11, 2020
Girl BYE-owa
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Jennifer Lopez & Shakira won the Super Bowl, but ultimately, America lost when Iowa dropped the ball on the first democratic primary election of 2020. Still waiting for the final results to come in, Julie & Brandy verbally annihilate Iowa, rip Mitch McConnell a new a**hole over the Senate Impeachment Hearing, and then sentence Alan Dershowitz to a fate worse than death. It sounds good on paper, but like the Iowa caucus, this episode is tardy for the party, and everyone left early. **************************************************************************************************************************** *** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** *** Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com *****  ***** Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy **** Julie Goldman **** Brandy Howard **** Julie and Brandy *** The People's Couch *** DGP *** Gay Podcast *** Starburns Audio Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Feb 05, 2020
Stumping for Stumptown
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This week, Julie's first episode of Stumptown aired on ABC and Kobe Bryant died in a helicopter crash. These are two strong reasons for the girls to say f*ck it, and skip the podcast, but they didn't. Julie & Brandy show up to tell their 14 listeners all about the Senate impeachment trial, and the upcoming democratic primary election in Iowa. This episode would be (yet another) flop, were it not for Real Housewife of Miami, Lea Black, leaving a scathing voicemail for America's ultimate fence-rider, Senator Susan Collins of Maine, because nothing soothes a mourning nation more than bitching out a useless politician. **************************************************************************************************************************** *** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** *** Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com *****  ***** Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy **** Julie Goldman **** Brandy Howard **** Julie and Brandy *** The People's Couch *** DGP *** Gay Podcast *** Starburns Audio Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jan 28, 2020
Lev, Lieu & Loekle
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Mercury wasn't in retrograde and the moon wasn't full, but the sh*t really hit the fan this week. First, Bernie Sanders and Elizabeth Warren got in a friend fight at the democratic debate last Tuesday and then the impeachment rhetoric ramped up to an all time high on Wednesday when Rachel Maddow interviewed the man at the center of all the controversy, Lev Parnas. On Friday, Ted Lieu tweeted the clapback heard round the world and Mike Pence wrote an obnoxious op-ed in the Wall Street Journal that drove comedian Brad Loekle to leave him a rage-filled voicemail. Listen at your own risk and make sure you have an ice-cold beverage nearby, because it was one hell of a salty ass week! **************************************************************************************************************************** *** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** *** Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com *****  ***** Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy **** Julie Goldman **** Brandy Howard **** Julie and Brandy *** The People's Couch *** DGP *** Gay Podcast *** Starburns Audio Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jan 21, 2020
Mitch McC*ckblocker Strikes Again
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This week, the Senate is preparing to begin their impeachment hearings, and Senate Majority Leader, Mitch McConnell has stayed true to his brand by impeding truth & justice every step of the way. Julie & Brandy break it all down, before delivering the ultimate coup-de-gras to McConnell: a voicemail left for him at his Kentucky Senate Office by legendary defense attorney, Roy Black. After that, they discuss how the impending war with Iran took a sharp left-turn when Iran shot down a Ukrainian passenger plane "by accident." The news this week is important, but the girls come in hot, in a mood that can only be described as annoying, so this might be an episode worth skipping. **************************************************************************************************************************** *** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** *** Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com *****  ***** Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy **** Julie Goldman **** Brandy Howard **** Julie and Brandy *** The People's Couch *** DGP *** Gay Podcast *** Starburns Audio Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jan 14, 2020
New Year, New War
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It's the first week of 2020, and America started the new year off with a bang. Literally. In an impulsive (and seemingly irrational) move, Donald Trump called for the assassination of Iran's TOP general, sparking a conflict that (by all predictions) looks to blossom into a full blown war with the Middle East. Again. While the prospect of war is depressing at best, and absolutely terrifying at worst, Julie & Brandy refuse to let it dampen their MONEY20 enthusiasm. They blast out their mission statement and (hopefully) make major inroads in a clout chasing interview with the CEO of Starburns Audio, Jason Smith. The vibe may be inappropriately celebratory, but the girls don't care, because it's not just the beginning of a new decade, it's also the beginning of the end of Trump's nightmare presidency. **************************************************************************************************************************** *** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** *** Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com *****  ***** Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy **** Julie Goldman **** Brandy Howard **** Julie and Brandy *** The People's Couch *** DGP *** Gay Podcast *** Starburns Audio Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jan 07, 2020
Goodbye Scrunchie19
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It's the last episode of the year, and while everyone else is (on vacation) delivering top 10 lists and retrospectives, Julie & Brandy are here with the fresh content known as "regular weed." Per usz, the girls spend half the episode thanking their listeners for gifts and begging them to join their Patreon, before finally getting to the important news that Nance Pelose is withholding the articles of impeachment until the Senate gets their sh*t together. After that, they give a (not so) brief history on their love/hate for Senator Lindsey Graham, before leaving him a very special voicemail (care of Michael Avenatti). There's a lot going on, and emotions are high as the decade comes to a close, but if you're looking for a podcast that goes out with a bang- you should probs keep looking. **************************************************************************************************************************** *** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** *** Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com *****  ***** Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy **** Julie Goldman **** Brandy Howard **** Julie and Brandy *** The People's Couch *** DGP *** Gay Podcast *** Starburns Audio Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Dec 31, 2019
Fourth Ever Democratic Debate Special
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After a lot of drinking & smoking & Christmakkuh merriment, Julie & Brandy finally finished their fourth ever Dumb Gay Politics Democratic Debate Special. Sure to disappoint most of their 14 listeners, the girls pulled the best moments from the candidates that are nearest and dearest to their hearts. In the interest of time, they (TRY to) keep their commentary short and let the clips speak for themselves. And while this episode drops on Christmas Eve, the democratic candidates are like the best gift on Christmas morning. **************************************************************************************************************************** *** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** *** Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com *****  ***** Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy **** Julie Goldman **** Brandy Howard **** Julie and Brandy *** The People's Couch *** DGP *** Gay Podcast *** Starburns Audio Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Dec 24, 2019
Merry Impeachment!
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This week, half the country (and 2 million more) are celebrating the birth of the Christmas miracle known as Impeachment. Julie and Brandy have been waiting for this day since the very first episode of Dumb Gay Politics, back in December 2016, and now that it’s finally arrived - they are doing the Carlton dance all the way into 2020. They aren’t bothered that the impeachment vote will get overturned by the Senate, because history has been made, and the republicans can go suck a bag of big, fat d*cks. **************************************************************************************************************************** *** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** *** Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com *****  ***** Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy **** Julie Goldman **** Brandy Howard **** Julie and Brandy *** The People's Couch *** DGP *** Gay Podcast *** Starburns Audio Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Dec 19, 2019
Don't f*ck w/ Nance Pelose!
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Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi had an iconic week and Julie & Brandy are all the way here for it, gurr! First, she made the announcement that she is instructing the House to move forward with the articles of impeachment, and THEN she clap-backed at a disgraced reporter who asked her if she "hated Trump." Joe Biden had a clap-back of his own, and the girls waste no time in celebrating that too. The celebration hits a sour note when they talk about Senator Kamala Harris dropping out of the 2020 Presidential race, but they decide to see the glass as half-full by imagining the moment when she becomes the nation's first female Vice President. Their positive outlook continues in a 'So There's That' starring (none other than) Linda Rondstadt, because if loving Linda Rondstadt is wrong- Julie & Brandy don't want to be right. (And they rarely are anyway). **************************************************************************************************************************** *** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** *** Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com *****  ***** Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy **** Julie Goldman **** Brandy Howard **** Julie and Brandy *** The People's Couch *** DGP *** Gay Podcast *** Starburns Audio Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Dec 10, 2019
Dumb Gay Politics 3 Year Anniversary!
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It's been three years since Julie & Brandy did their very first episode of Dumb Gay Politics, and they literally can't believe that they haven't gotten a real job by now.. But, no! The girls are still dumb, still gay and still here talking politics every m*therf*cking Tuesday! And to celebrate their 3 year anniversary, they start by (finally) recapping the impeachment inquiry hearings, before dissecting the tragedy of Joe Biden's new campaign slogan. After that, they spend a Moment with Melania and share a So There's That with NBA legend, Dwayne Wade. It's a party,, but don't listen without some champagne, because this is one hell of a boring celebration. **************************************************************************************************************************** *** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** *** Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com *****  ***** Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy **** Julie Goldman **** Brandy Howard **** Julie and Brandy *** The People's Couch *** DGP *** Gay Podcast *** Starburns Audio Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Dec 03, 2019
Third Ever Democratic Debate Special
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After a lot of Thanksgiving pre-drinking and distractions, Julie & Brandy finally finished their third-ever, Dumb Gay Politics Democratic Debate Special! Sure to disappoint most of their 14 listeners, the girls pulled the "best moments" from the candidates that are nearest and dearest to their hearts. In the interest of time, they tried (and failed) to keep their commentary short and let the clips speak for themselves. And while this debate special might be over-long and redundant, all of the democratic candidates are money AF. **************************************************************************************************************************** *** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** *** Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com *****  ***** Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy **** Julie Goldman **** Brandy Howard **** Julie and Brandy *** The People's Couch *** DGP *** Gay Podcast *** Starburns Audio Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Nov 26, 2019
Avenatti by Nature with Michael Avenatti
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It's the week before Thanksgiving and Julie & Brandy have gratitude LF because they got the opportunity to interview Trump-agitator & lawyer extroadinaire, Michael Avenatti. Famously infamous, Avenatti has had one hell of a 2019 and he sits down to tell the girls all about it; From Stormy Daniels to Nike to Joe Biden's aviators - the conversation runs the gamut, and there's never a dull moment. If you're not already a fan, you will be after this interview, and you'll have receipts. Make a list and check it twice, and then tell all your friends that Micheal Avenatti is actually nice. **************************************************************************************************************************** *** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** *** Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com *****  ***** Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy **** Julie Goldman **** Brandy Howard **** Julie and Brandy *** The People's Couch *** DGP *** Gay Podcast *** Starburns Audio Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Nov 19, 2019
Enjoy The View
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This episode is on time and the audio doesn't suck, but that's really where the pro column ends. The girls are on a cleanse, trying to detox their tox, and the struggle is real. They start off by celebrating some of their supportive and generous Patreon Frans, before moving on to celebrate some democratic wins in some very UN-democratic states. After that, they celebrate the hot mess known as The View, leaving no one on the show with an intact a$$hole- especially (and most importantly) Don Trump Jr. & his current girlfriend Kimberly Guilfoyle, who were guests this week. The whole thing is clumsy and slightly hard to listen to, but if you like your politics with a side of pissy withdrawals, then you're gonna love this episode! **************************************************************************************************************************** *** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** *** Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com *****  ***** Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy **** Julie Goldman **** Brandy Howard **** Julie and Brandy *** The People's Couch *** DGP *** Gay Podcast *** Starburns Audio Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Nov 12, 2019
Talking Sh*t with Emerson Collins, Scott Nevins & Blake McIver
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This episode is late, and the audio seriously sucks, but who cares? IT'S THE GUYS FROM THE PEOPLE'S COUCH! Taking a break from the regular format, Julie & Brandy sit down with Emerson, Scott & Blake for the entire DGP hour. They talk about everything from Sister Act 2 to campaign finance. These boys are fearless. They have opinions and they aren't afraid to share them. So, grab yourself some noise cancelling headphones, because you're not gonna wanna miss a word. **************************************************************************************************************************** *** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** *** Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com *****  ***** Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy **** Julie Goldman **** Brandy Howard **** Julie and Brandy *** The People's Couch *** DGP *** Gay Podcast *** Starburns Audio Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Nov 07, 2019
Dark Money with Dr. Goldman
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Julie & Brandy have the post-debate blues, so they enlist the help of Julie's dad, Dr. Leon Goldman to help them get out of their funk, by taking them to Dark Money Scheww. For the lesson plan, Dr. Goldman read "Dark Money: The Hidden History of the Billionaires Behind the Rise of the Radical Right," by Jane Meyer, and, turns out sweetie- the SH*T is disturbing. The girls couldn't have asked for a better teacher on a subject that no American (or Brit for that matter) should be ignoring. All that, plus Trump killed the leader of Isis, and a hunter got revenge-gutted by the deer he tried to murder. Listen at your own risk (and preferably with a cocktail nearby) because it's not just the money that's dark in this episode. **************************************************************************************************************************** *** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** *** Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com *****  ***** Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy **** Julie Goldman **** Brandy Howard **** Julie and Brandy *** The People's Couch *** DGP *** Gay Podcast *** Starburns Audio Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Oct 29, 2019
Second Ever Democratic Debate Special
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After a lot of drinking and distractions, Julie & Brandy finally finished their second-ever, Dumb Gay Politics Democratic Debate Special. Sure to disappoint most of their 14 listeners, the girls pulled the "best moments" from the candidates that are nearest and dearest to their hearts. In the interest of time, they tried (and failed) to keep their commentary short and let the clips speak for themselves. And while this episode may be a day late and a dollar short, all of the democratic candidates are money AF. **************************************************************************************************************************** *** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** *** Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com *****  ***** Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy **** Julie Goldman **** Brandy Howard **** Julie and Brandy *** The People's Couch *** DGP *** Gay Podcast *** Starburns Audio Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Oct 23, 2019
Dumb Gay Politics on CNN!
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CNN made history this week when they joined forces with HRC to present the first ever LGBTQ Town Hall, (live!) with all of the 2020 democratic presidential candidates. Taking it one step further, Julie & Brandy also made history when they conned their way into being a part of it.  Julie asked California Senator Kamala Harris a question about homeless LGBTQ youth, and then Brandy did her best to lurk-creep on Blossom Brown & Beto O'Rourke's viral moment. All in all, the Town Hall was a resounding success, only to be overshadowed by Trump's insane Kanye-rantings at a series of rallies, and the near-arrest of his personal thug, Rudy Ghoulliani. Julie & Brandy do attempt to break it all down for you, while basking in their small (and meaningless?) CNN-fueled glory.  **************************************************************************************************************************** *** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** *** Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com  *****  *****  Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy  **** Julie Goldman ****  Brandy Howard  **** Julie and Brandy ***  The People's Couch ***  DGP *** Gay Podcast ***  Starburns Audio Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Oct 15, 2019
Jesus's real name was Josh
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A second whistleblower has come forward to turn up the heat on the impeachment inquiry into Trump, and Julie & Brandy are here to stoke the flames. Armed with clips of Trump begging China to help him investigate American corruption, and more clips of republicans losing their sh*t trying to defend him, the girls break down why we should all just say f*ck it, and have a stiff drink. After that, Judge Julie stops by to ban the use of the term "founding fathers" from all current & future political discourse, before, a very rough 'So There's That' featuring Robert De Niro dropping F-bombs on CNN, finishes out an episode which might have been better left in the dustbin of history.  **************************************************************************************************************************** *** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** *** Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com  *****  *****  Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy  **** Julie Goldman ****  Brandy Howard  **** Julie and Brandy ***  The People's Couch ***  DGP *** Gay Podcast ***  Starburns Audio Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Oct 08, 2019
Impreachy
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After years of sitting on the pot, Speaker of the House Nance Pelose FINALLY took a big ole' dump on Trump, when she announced, last Tuesday, that the House is launching an official impeachment inquiry into Trump's phone call with the President of Ukraine.  Cut to: Republicans are ridiculously righteous, democrats are resentfully defensive, and the combative atmosphere makes  Julie & Brandy downright annoying. They attempt to fight through their pointless anger to break down  the impeachment inquiry, before getting enraged again at some tragic Facebook news.  This episode might contain some enlightening information, but it's best served with the volume low, and  a heaping side of drugs..  **************************************************************************************************************************** *** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** *** Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com  *****  *****  Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy  **** Julie Goldman ****  Brandy Howard  **** Julie and Brandy ***  The People's Couch ***  DGP *** Gay Podcast ***  Starburns Audio Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Oct 01, 2019
WhistleBlowing in the Wind
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In a move that was shocking to no one, Trump enlisted the help of a foreign government to help him in the 2020 election, and someone at the CIA blew the whistle. Will this be the thing to finally get him impeached? Not likely, but Julie & Brandy break it down anyway. After that, it's all about how Saudi Arabia got bombed by drones and why (they think) Trump is blaming Iran. Then, Julie's (heterosexual) dad stops by to share his gay feelings about immigration, before a Brandy-powered So There's That. Delivered late & done half-ass, this episode is a lot like whistling into the wind... pointless. **************************************************************************************************************************** *** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** *** Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com  *****  *****  Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy  **** Julie Goldman ****  Brandy Howard  **** Julie and Brandy ***  The People's Couch ***  DGP *** Gay Podcast ***  Starburns Audio Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Sep 24, 2019
First Ever Democratic Debate Special
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After a lot of laughing, crying, and technical snafus, Julie & Brandy finally finished the first ever Dumb Gay Politics Democratic Debate Special. Sure to disappoint most of their 14 listeners, the girls pulled the best moments from the candidates that are nearest and dearest to their hearts. In the interest of time, they keep their commentary short and let the clips speak for themselves.  And while this episode may be a day late and a dollar short, all of the democratic candidates are money AF. **************************************************************************************************************************** *** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** *** Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com  *****  *****  Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy  **** Julie Goldman ****  Brandy Howard  **** Julie and Brandy ***  The People's Couch ***  DGP *** Gay Podcast ***  Starburns Audio Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Sep 18, 2019
The Preacher & The Pool Boy
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Evangelical leader and anti-gay activist, Jerry Falwell Jr. has been exposed as a corrupt hypocrite and a fraud, and Julie & Brandy are here to break it down. He used the non-profit status of his university to create a real estate empire, he used Trump's personal lawyer to bury a sex scandal involving him and his wife and the pool boy, and then he used his power & influence over the moral majority to get Trump elected, The whole thing stinks on ice, and the girls are enraged. Fueled by alcohol withdrawals and pms, they transfer their redundant rage from Christian criminals to corporate ones in yet another anti-Amazon segment.  This episode is like a lettuce-wrapped burger: parts of it are good, but it's just too messy to enjoy.  **************************************************************************************************************************** *** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** *** Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com  *****  *****  Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy  **** Julie Goldman ****  Brandy Howard  **** Julie and Brandy ***  The People's Couch ***  DGP *** Gay Podcast ***  Starburns Audio Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Sep 10, 2019
The Mooch is a Mench, Pt 2! with Anthony Scaramucci
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It's the day after Labor Day and Julie & Brandy are hungover AF, but nothing cures the 'back to school blues' like jamming out to the sweet sounds of Tiffany Trump & Countess Luanne de Lesseps (and yes, they are strangely connected). What would normally be the pinnacle of any episode, is topped by a visit from Dumb Gay Politics legend, Anthony Scaramucci. The Mooch didn't have much time to talk, but that doesn't stop the girls from lurking and hounding him until he makes the time to tell the 14 listeners the (updated) 'friends to enemies' tale between him and Trump. The whole thing is classic Julie & Brandy from start to finish: it's thrown together, posted late, and accidentally offensive.  **************************************************************************************************************************** *** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** *** Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com  *****  *****  Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy  **** Julie Goldman ****  Brandy Howard  **** Julie and Brandy ***  The People's Couch ***  DGP *** Gay Podcast ***  Starburns Audio Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Sep 03, 2019
DGP+BDSM
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It's the last week of summer, and Julie & Brandy are partying like they don't need rehab. There's no news, and anything significant is happening because Trump is insane. From hawking his golf resort at the G7 Summit, to threatening to buy Greenland, the president is on a one-way train to crazy town. Last week, he told the Prime Minister of Israel to deny entrance to two American Congresswomen because they are members of the BDS Movement, so to round out the episode, Julie takes Brandy to BDSM Scheww. The whole thing is very random, but if you can make sense through their hangovers, you just might learn something. **************************************************************************************************************************** *** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** *** Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com  *****  *****  Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy  **** Julie Goldman ****  Brandy Howard  **** Julie and Brandy ***  The People's Couch ***  DGP *** Gay Podcast ***  Starburns Audio Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Aug 28, 2019
All About the Recession Benjamins
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This week, Julie & Brandy focus on the lean, green side of things in an hour-long rant, that is both (simultaneously) outrageous and outraging. That's because there is one issue affecting every other issue, and it (finally) cannot be ignored; THE ECONOMY. Maintaining self-control while talking about something as personal and infuriating as the economy is difficult at best, but  making sense on the topic proves to be even harder for the girls.  Julie helps Brandy through an existential, economic breakdown, before having one herself over Democratic billionaire, and self-funded presidential candidate, Tom Steyer. Judge Julie reads Tom Steyer to filth, and then sticks around to show us her softer side in a 'So There's That' dedicated to animals.  We salute and acknowledge the 14 listeners, because only the most loyal of people could survive a recession AND a crappy podcast (like this one).  ***************************************************************************************************************************** *** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** *** Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com  *****  *****  Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy  **** Julie Goldman ****  Brandy Howard  **** Julie and Brandy ***  The People's Couch ***  DGP *** Gay Podcast ***  Starburns Audio Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Aug 20, 2019
Sex, Drugs & Gun Control
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This week, Julie & Brandy tackle the gun control debate in the only way they know how: dumb and gay. Even though there have been more mass shootings than DAYS in 2019, there's good news on the horizon, but you have to listen to the podcast if you want the burn of the scalding hot tea. After yelling their way through the gun lobby sh*tstorm, the girls listen to the gay feelings of one of their 14 listeners, Rene Soto, and then Julie finds the Republitarian alternative to Trump in her 'So There's That.' They get points for passion, but as of yet- no one's in 1st place when it comes to the 2nd Amendment. ***************************************************************************************************************************** *** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** *** Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com  *****  *****  Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy  **** Julie Goldman ****  Brandy Howard  **** Julie and Brandy ***  The People's Couch ***  DGP *** Gay Podcast ***  Starburns Audio Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Aug 13, 2019
Bern Baby Bern
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The opening song of Dumb Gay Politics has never been more prophetic than it has this week. 'America has gotten kinda wack' with mass shootings every other day, and the immovable gridlock of the gun control debate. The only thing Julie & Brandy can do is turn their focus to who is going to replace Trump in 2020, and that means chopping up last week's debates. They attempt to rehash the highs, the lows, and the what-have-yous, including how Beto O'Rourke is 6'4" and Pete Buttiegieg has the same birthday as Brandy.  After that, their trusted intern and friend Aran O'Roe stops by to take the girls to Bernie Sanders Scheww, and that's when sh*t gets REAL. It's been a long road since the 2016 election, but we are closing in on 2020 and Julie & Brandy are finally feeling The Bern.  ***************************************************************************************************************************** *** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** *** Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com  *****  *****  Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy  **** Julie Goldman ****  Brandy Howard  **** Julie and Brandy ***  The People's Couch ***  DGP *** Gay Podcast ***   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Aug 06, 2019
Feelings, Feedback & F*cking Russia
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Special Council Robert Mueller finally testified before Congress, and Julie & Brandy were not impressed. Nonetheless, they work through their sober/diet rage in order to rehash the  details and the aftermath of his testimony, including possible impeachment proceedings and future Russian election meddling. After that, they do a Gay Guys & Their Feelings featuring several different listeners with feelings about Julie & Brandy & Bernie Sanders! It's an episode filled with lots of rage, lots of feedback and lots of f*cking feelings! So, if that doesn't appeal to you- you're probably in good company. ***************************************************************************************************************************** *** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** *** Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com  *****  *****  Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy  **** Julie Goldman ****  Brandy Howard  **** Julie and Brandy ***  The People's Couch ***  DGP *** Gay Podcast ***   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jul 30, 2019
Kids in American Carnage
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Summer is in full swing, and no one cares about politics (including Congress, who are about to take off for a five week break). But Julie & Brandy are here for it. Today's episode is sponsored by Native Deodorant. For 20% off your first purchase, visit www.nativedeodorant.com and use promo code DUMBGAY during checkout! ******************************************************************************************************************************* *** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** *** Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com  *****  *****  Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy  **** Julie Goldman ****  Brandy Howard  **** Julie and Brandy ***  The People's Couch ***  DGP *** Gay Podcast ***   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jul 23, 2019
Xenophobia Princess Warrior
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It's only been one week since Julie & Brandy went to Descrimmigration Scheww, and the nightmare at America's southern border has spread to 10 major cities, as Trump orders Immigration & Customs Enforcement (ICE) to begin raids on undocumented immigrants in NY, LA, SF, Atlanta, Houston, Baltimore, Miami, Denver, Chicago & New Orleans. The girls chop that up, and then Judge Julie sentences Vice President Mike Pence to life in a border detention facility for being an unkind, insensitive, insincere, FAKE Christian. After that, they get a thoughtful message from Julie's dad regarding the border "concentration camp" controversy. Keep your stress ball nearby, because the girls do a lot of talking in this episode, and (just like the real news) most of what they say is borderline offensive and probably wrong.  ******************************************************************************************************************************* *** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** *** Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com  *****  *****  Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy  **** Julie Goldman ****  Brandy Howard  **** Julie and Brandy ***  The People's Couch ***  DGP *** Gay Podcast ***   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jul 16, 2019
DescrImmigration Scheww
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This summary was supposed to describe the amazing live podcast that Julie & Brandy did in Wisconsin on Friday, but the audio file was unusable. After spending hours lamenting and crying over the lost show, the girls finally got it together to break down the drama surrounding the new emergency immigration funding bill, and bring back (immigration lawyer) Greg Guarino Jr to break down the humanitarian crisis at the southern border. All that, plus Julie got a butt-load of bday gifts and each one gets a mention! Keep your finger on the 15 second skip button, because this is one you're gonna want to speed through.  ******************************************************************************************************************************* *** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** *** Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com  *****  *****  Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy  **** Julie Goldman ****  Brandy Howard  **** Julie and Brandy ***  The People's Couch ***  DGP *** Gay Podcast ***   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jul 09, 2019
Do you know the merkin man, the merkin man, the merkin man? He lives on Meet the Press lane..
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The Trump/Iran drama continues on for the 6th (?) week in a row, and Julie & Brandy are annoyed. All they want to do is get high and talk about the upcoming debates, but they can't because Trump is warmongering with Iran as part of his 2020 campaign strategy, so he stopped by Meet the Press to try on a special edition, Chuck Todd merkin. After ripping that interview to shreds, the girls pop on over to see the leading cause of vaginal dryness, Vice President Mike Pence, sit down for an interview with Jake Tapper on CNN.  After that, they do an epic Gay Guys & Their Feelings, all about Brexit, which ultimately makes them feel better. Why? Because misery loves company, and the UK is f*cked.  ******************************************************************************************************************************* *** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** *** Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com  *****  *****  Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy  **** Julie Goldman ****  Brandy Howard  **** Julie and Brandy ***  The People's Couch ***  DGP *** Gay Podcast ***   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jun 25, 2019
A JoJo & KiKi with Evel Dick
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This week marks the 4 year anniversary of Trump's infamous escalator ride announcing his run for President, and the country has been in a living hell ever since. In the last 7 days, Trump lost one more member of his transient cabinet, he fired 3 polling companies employed by his campaign, he threw his chief of staff out of the Oval Office for coughing during an interview with ABC, and he kicked off the official start of his 2020 re-election campaign. That's enough Trump fake news to fill an entire episode, but all Julie & Brandy really care about is the new season of Big Brother, so they eschew their usual dumb gay analysis, so they can have a kiki with Big Brother legend, Evel Dick.  Don't stress if you're not familiar with him, he might be a Dick, but he's one captivating motherf*cker, and Julie & Brandy are seriously dead to talk to him.  ******************************************************************************************************************************* *** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** *** Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com  *****  *****  Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy  **** Julie Goldman ****  Brandy Howard  **** Julie and Brandy ***  The People's Couch ***  DGP *** Gay Podcast ***   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jun 18, 2019
#WhyIowa
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With DC in their rearview, Julie & Brandy are back in LA, and back to doing the podcast in the solitude of their drug den.  There's no live audience to watch them talk about Trump's manufactured Mexican tariff drama, but they manage to ramble on anyway.  After that's finally over, Julie takes Brandy to Presidential Nomination Scheww, where she answers the most pressing question of 2019: WHY IOWA? Turns out, the answer to that question is surprising, confusing, & annoying (much like this episode). ******************************************************************************************************************************* *** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** *** Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com  *****  *****  Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy  **** Julie Goldman ****  Brandy Howard  **** Julie and Brandy ***  The People's Couch ***  DGP *** Gay Podcast ***   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jun 11, 2019
Live in DC with Scott Dworkin!
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Doing Dumb Gay Politics LIVE! in the nation's capital was a milestone for Julie & Brandy, and as such, the girls made the monumental decision to stay sober during the show. They spend a few minutes dissecting Robert Muellers' underwhelming 10 minute press conference, before introducing their special guest for the evening, Democratic warrior & Twitter legend: Scott Dworkin. After that, DGP superfan, Tarvor Lundy, takes the stage to share his handsome, gay feelings about the 2020 candidates; followed by an extremely precedented visit from First Lady, Melania Trump.  If you can get past the technical snafus and the girls yelling into the microphone, it's really just like any other episode: mediocre.  ******************************************************************************************************************************* *** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** *** Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com  *****  *****  Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy  **** Julie Goldman and Brandy Howard **** Julie and Brandy ***  The People's Couch *** Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jun 04, 2019
Memorial Day, Diet Rage & Douchecapades
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It's Memorial Day, and Julie & Brandy are filled with rage from doing the 7 day- GM Diet. Their hatred for Facebook and general disdain for Social Media permeates the episode, starting with the Trump/Nance Pelose infrastructure standoff. Then, it's the bullshit of Brexit which led to the Prime Minister of England finally resigning, before finishing it off with the deadly douchecapades happening on top of Mount Everest. It's an extra-long episode and by the end of it, the girls are definitely HANGRY. ******************************************************************************************************************************* *** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** *** Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com  *****  *****  Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy  **** Julie Goldman and Brandy Howard **** Julie and Brandy ***  The People's Couch *** Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
May 28, 2019
Iran out of f*cks, with Jonny McGovern
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Jet-lag on fleek, Julie & Brandy can barely get it together to discuss Trump's twitter feud with Iran. Luckily, their sisty/bestie Jonny McGovern stops by the drug den to answer some gay questions, and that raises the bar substantially. He weighs in on the 2020 candidates, abortion, and the issues that matter most to him. Julie follows it up with an uplifting 'So There's That,' but without Jonny, this episode would be a steaming pile of sh*t. ************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************ Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics ******* Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com  ***** *****  Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy  **** Julie Goldman and Brandy Howard **** Julie and Brandy ***  The People's Couch *** Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
May 21, 2019
Watch Out China, There's a New Tariff in Town
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Julie and Brandy are back from Asia, just in time to throw their suitcases down and record another podcast! Still bloated from too much Japanese whiskey and soy sauce, the girls do their best to cobble together a cohesive explanation for the current trade war with China, the North Korean missile tests, and Trump foreshadowing a war with Iran! It's riveting stuff, but nothing gets the blood boiling quite like the new trend in state-mandated abortion bans: the Heartbeat Bill. That may not seem like enough to fill up an entire hour and a half, but just like sushi - its more filling than you think. (And it might turn your stomach).************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************ Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics ******* Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com  ***** *****  Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy  **** Julie Goldman and Brandy Howard **** Julie and Brandy ***  The People's Couch *** Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
May 14, 2019
Buggin' in Beijing
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After spending an unplanned month in Asia, Julie & Brandy are finally on their way home... But, first? A 17 hour layover at the Beijing airport!  So, the girls decide to rent an hourly "hotel" room in an airport lounge, so they can "relax" and also, do this podcast. China's internet is what one would expect from a communist-type of country, and they nearly got electrocuted from trying to charge their laptops, so the research factor is low on this gem. Despite the obvious challenges, the girls persevere to deliver news on Trump's taxes, Brandy reclaims her time, and Melania even stops by for a moment. This episode is like mystery meat in fried rice, it's kinda good, but also slightly unsettling.  ********************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************* *** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** *** Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com  *****  *****  Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy  **** Julie Goldman and Brandy Howard **** Julie and Brandy ***  The People's Couch *** Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
May 08, 2019
Stranded in Tokyo
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Due to unexpected, unforeseen,and unacceptable travel complications: Julie & Brandy are stranded in Tokyo for the next 9 days. Deciding to make the best of it, the girls celebrate American icon, Joe Biden, finally tossing his hat in the 2020 presidential race AND then they celebrate Japanese icon, Emperor Akihito, abdicating the throne to his son, Prince Naruhito. It's a celebration that Japan hasn't seen for over 200 years, which is just about how long Julie & Brandy have been on this goddamn Asia trip.  ********************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************* *** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** *** Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com  *****  *****  Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy  **** Julie Goldman and Brandy Howard **** Julie and Brandy ***  The People's Couch *** Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
May 01, 2019
The Republicans Would Do It with Brad Loekle
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Julie & Brandy are still on a gay cruise through Asia. And they are still not sober. Drunk on soup dumplings and Jack Daniels, they do their best to contain their rage over the sh*tstorm of the redacted Mueller Report. After that, they enlist the help of the hilarious (and sober)  Brad Loekle, to help them kill 45 minutes of podcast time by going through each of the 2020 candidates. Julie finishes it off with a quick & random 'So There's That,' and they are back to drinking & seeing as much as they can... until next Tuesday. ******************************************************************************************************************************* *** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** *** Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com  *****  *****  Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy  **** Julie Goldman and Brandy Howard **** Julie and Brandy ***  The People's Couch *** Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Apr 24, 2019
Hung Over in Hong Kong
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Julie & Brandy kick off their epic Asia trip with... WORK! There's nothing like landing in a foreign country, excited to explore, only to realize that the podcast is due and there's work to be done. Staying true to their brand, the girls wait until the last minute, wake up hung over, and then plagiarize most of the podcast from CNN and Rachel Maddow.  It's not their best work, but really, at the end of the day: it's all about Pete BuddhaJudge anyway. *** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** *** Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com  *****  *****  Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy  **** Julie Goldman and Brandy Howard **** Julie and Brandy ***  The People's Couch *** Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Apr 17, 2019
You Were At My Wedding, Denise
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Attorney General Bill Barr is still bogarting the Mueller report, but Julie & Brandy do their best to make a meal out of it. They recap Barr's most recent public statement, before breaking down Trump's alleged ties to the Russian mafia, aka the Russian government. After slogging thru three decades of Trump's history with Russian gangsters, they switch topics to Trump's favorite congressional gangster, Mitch McMconnell. Lamenting the nightmare that America can't wake up from, the girls tell the tale of Mitch McConnell using the "nuclear option" to circumvent democracy and fulfill the Republican agenda of power at all costs. It's all very hopeless, but Julie closes it out with an important message from Meghan McCain, which is just the levity the country needs right now.  *** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** *** Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com  *****  *****  Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy  **** Julie Goldman and Brandy Howard **** Julie and Brandy ***  The People's Couch *** Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Apr 09, 2019
F*ck You, Mitch McConnell!
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Nursing their hangovers from MuelleritaVille, and still waiting for the Mueller report to be released, Julie & Brandy had nothing to do but kill time (with everyone else), when they stumbled upon all the information they never wanted to know about Senate Majority Leader, Mitch McConnell. Dismantling democracy for over a decade, his political career makes TrumpGate look like an unpaid parking ticket. If you manage to make it to the end of this episode, be prepared to be seriously disturbed, because there's no "So There's That" in the the world, that could possibly make up for the nightmare reign of Mitch McConnell.  *** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** *** Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com  *****  *****  Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy  **** Julie Goldman and Brandy Howard **** Julie and Brandy ***  The People's Couch *** Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Apr 02, 2019
Wasting Away in MuelleritaVille
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There couldn't be a better follow-up to the TRUMPGATE episode, than the Mueller Report finally dropping. Except the only person who has been allowed to read Special Council Robert Mueller's final report is the US Attorney General, Bill Barr. He sped-read it in two days, and wrote a 4 page summary that basically says there was no collusion between the Trump campaign and Russia. And though Julie & Brandy are confused and horrified (like everyone else), all they can do is have a drink and hope for the best. So, that's just what they do.  *** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** *** Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com  *****  *****  Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy  **** Julie Goldman and Brandy Howard **** Julie and Brandy ***  The People's Couch *** Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Mar 26, 2019
TRUMPGATE
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Julie is on a gay cruise through the gulf of Mexico, so that means-  it's time for another Dumb Gay Politics evergreen episode!! The Mueller report investigating Trump is about to drop, so the girls decide to breakdown the biggest political scandal in American history: TRUMPGATE.  Trumpgate can be divided into 6 specific scandals, which taken on their own, would be enough to sink any Presidency. But Trump has managed to evade punishment for over a year.  The audio sucks, and the content is confusing, but if you can manage to make it to the end of this podcast- get ready to have your mind blown. *** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** *** Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com  *****  *****  Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy  **** Julie Goldman and Brandy Howard **** Julie and Brandy ***  The People's Couch *** Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Mar 19, 2019
Nancy Pelosi's Arms
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It's the week after Julie & Brandy interviewed an icon, and it shows. They do their best to chop up the sentencing of Trump's former campaign manager, Paul Manifort, before diving into Elizabeth Warren and her pledge to take on the tech monopoly in America. Then Julie honors National Women's Day with a clip featuring Cher & Nancy Pelosi. This episode starts out as ordinary, but the appearance of Nancy Pelosi's arms move it into the extraordinary.  *** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** *** Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com  *****  *****  Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy  **** Julie Goldman and Brandy Howard **** Julie and Brandy ***  The People's Couch *** Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Mar 12, 2019
The Icon Series: Bill Browder
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This is the first (and only?) installment of the Dumb Gay Politics; Icon Series.  Some guests are just so iconic that they require a whole episode dedicated to them, and Bill Browder is one such guest. He's been called Putin's #1 enemy and his name is synonymous with Russian sanctions. In 2012, Bill Browder created and helped to pass the ubiquitous Magnitsky Act, which prevents Russian human rights violators from entering or investing money in the U.S.  This conversation can only be classified as "pinnacles" for this podcast, and no matter what side of the aisle you're on, we can certainly all agree that Bill Browder is an American Icon.  *** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** *** Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com  *****  *****  Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy  **** Julie Goldman and Brandy Howard **** Julie and Brandy ***  The People's Couch *** Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Mar 05, 2019
Bye Jamal!
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It's the week after the Austin live show, and the week before the long-awaited Mueller report finally drops. Sitting smack dab in the middle of a whole lot of non-news, Julie & Brandy do their best to squeeze water from a stone. They speculate on the upcoming Mueller report, they speculate on the Trump/Kim Jong Un meeting, they speculate on Michael Cohen's upcoming testimony, they speculate on the democrats running in 2020, and then they lecture the 14 listeners on the dangers (and wonders) of documentaries. It's an episode, so powerful in it's randomness that it can only be met with one response: bye Jamal.******* *** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** *** Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com  *****  *****  Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy  **** Julie Goldman and Brandy Howard **** Julie and Brandy ***  The People's Couch *** Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Feb 26, 2019
Live in Austin with Lea Black & Ronnie Karam!
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Another month, another mediocre live show. But unlike the New Orleans show, this one actually recorded, so up it goes! Instinctively punctual, Julie & Brandy hit Texas just in time for Trump to declare a national emergency on the southern border. After navigating that sh*tstorm, the girls go Off Limits with the legendary Lea Black, and it is epic! A moment with Melania and Ronnie Karam's gay feelings make this Texas Taco verrrry spicy. ******* *** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** *** Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com  *****  *****  Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy  **** Julie Goldman and Brandy Howard **** Julie and Brandy ***  The People's Couch *** Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Feb 19, 2019
It Get's Beto with Alison Rosen
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There is too much overwhelming sh*t going on in the news right now, so Julie & Brandy decided to ignore it all and wait for Beto O'Rourke to announce his run for president in 2020. The announcement never came, but the girls dodged the salacious news bullet (yet again) when they sat down for a kiki with the First Lady of Podcasting, Alison Rosen. They chat about her legendary rise, and eventual fall out, with Adam Carolla, and she shows the girls exactly why she's America's new best friend. From Beto O'Rourke to Alison Rosen, this is one hell of an aspirational episode.                                                                                                                     *** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** *** Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com  *****  *****  Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy  **** Julie Goldman and Brandy Howard **** Julie and Brandy ***  The People's Couch *** Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Feb 12, 2019
Super Bowl of Vipers
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Another week, another tell-all book about Trump makes the rounds. This time, a former aide recounts his 500 days working inside the Trump White House with a "Team of Vipers."  Julie & Brandy are lazy, so they call on the Dumb Gay Politics resident book-reader, Anne Morris, to do the heavy lifting. But it's not all viper-flavored tea. The girls also dissect the confusing catastrophe of Virginia Governor, Ralph Northam, and Judge Julie stops by to sentence Starbucks CEO Howard Schultz to several seats. It's not the greatest episode of all time, but it's guaranteed to be more interesting than the Super Bowl.  *** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** *** Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com  *****  *****  Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy  **** Julie Goldman and Brandy Howard **** Julie and Brandy ***  The People's Couch ***  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Feb 05, 2019
Lessons in Savagery with Dan Savage
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It's still the first month of Scrunchie19, and Julie & Brandy are already exhausted. Channeling the big d*ck energy of Nance Pelose, the girls muster just enough brain power to break down the new terms of the government shut down. After that, they take a master class in Savagery from the master himself, Dan Savage. It all wraps up with a very random 'So There's That' about a savvy school superintendent who's a hero and a criminal and a martyr and a role model. All in all, the perfect way to say sayonara to January 2019.  *****  Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy   ******  www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** www.julieandbrandy.com *****   Julie Goldman and Brandy Howard **** The People's Couch  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jan 29, 2019
Nola, Cardi B, and a Gay Republican
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Still hung over from their live show in New Orleans, Julie & Brandy crapped out this episode with little (to no) preparation.  They recap their crazy weekend and give an update on the longest government shutdown in history, before sitting down to a stilted conversation with a gay republican.  The girls do their best, but the combination of withdrawals and apathy make for one bland gumbo. *****  Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy   ******  www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** www.julieandbrandy.com *****   Julie Goldman and Brandy Howard **** The People's Couch Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jan 23, 2019
A Bromantic Encounter with Tom Arnold
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Dreams came true for Julie & Brandy when they got the opportunity to interview comedy legend, Tom Arnold. He's made it his mission to expose Donald Trump and he tells the girls all about his misadventures along the way. From brawling with Mark Burnett (in self-defense) to exposing a pedophile, Tom Arnold's tireless quest for justice is not only hilarious, it's inspiring. If you're not already a fan, you will be after this interview. There's a reason he's the undisputed king of the bromance. The guy is likable AF. *****  Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy   ******  www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** www.julieandbrandy.com *****   Julie Goldman and Brandy Howard **** The People's Couch Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jan 15, 2019
Shut Down Sh*t Show
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It's the first, official  Dumb Gay Politics of 2019 and Julie & Brandy are serving it. They start off with the sh*tstorm of the government shut down, before heading over to Democracy Street to celebrate the brand new, democrat-ruled House of Representatives and the newly anointed Speaker of the House, Nanc Pelos. After that, Brandy reclaims her time and rambles unpoetically about her most-favoritest person ever (other than Obama), Elizabeth Warren.  It's only the second week of Scrunchie-Nineteen, and the moonstone crystal's vag energy is already killing the game.  *****  Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy   ******  www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** www.julieandbrandy.com *****   Julie Goldman and Brandy Howard  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jan 08, 2019
Goodbye 2018
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It's the first day of 2019, and Julie & Brandy are hung over from an overdose of crystals, rituals, & intentions. They tell the story of receiving a box of healing crystals from a mystery listener, and spending New Years Eve cleansing their energy and manifesting prosperity. After that, they say goodbye to 2018 by revisiting their two favorite interviews of the year: Sarah Silverman & Anthony Scaramucci. Half-new and half-recycled, this episode is a lot like New Years Eve: pretty predictable. *****  Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy   ******  www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** www.julieandbrandy.com *****   Julie Goldman and Brandy Howard  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jan 01, 2019
Merry Christmakkuh/Happy Hannumas!
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It's that time of year again, and Julie and Brandy are their usual scroogey selves. They spend a half hour thanking the frans who sent pics for the drug den bulletin board, and reveling in general holiday f*ckery.  After that, Julie takes Brandy to (recycled) Christmas and Hanukkah Scheww. In a perfect world, it's supposed to be educational fun for the whole family, but like the holidays, it's just a clusterf*ck. *****  Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy   ******  www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics  **** www.julieandbrandy.com   *****   Julie Goldman and Brandy Howard  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Dec 25, 2018
Live in Seattle with Senator Marko Liias!
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After many weeks of deliberation, consternation, and threats of cancelling, Julie & Brandy finally did their live podcast taping in Seattle! They fought through microphone snafus and 12 weeks of sobriety to deliver a reimagined version of the opening song, a poorly prepared sh*tstorm, and a pretty awesome interview with a pretty awesome Washington State Senator. Throw in a gay producer's feelings, and a moment with Melania and you've get one hell of a random show, but stick around to the very end because you don't want to miss the audience cheering for the iconic Linda James as Sweet Transvestite.  *****  Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy   ******  www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** www.julieandbrandy.com *****   Julie Goldman and Brandy Howard  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Dec 18, 2018
Fake News
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There wasn't much "real news" this week, so Julie and Brandy did what they do best: celebrated themselves (via cards from their 14 listeners). After a solid half hour of self-appreciation, the girls finally get around to the speculation sh*tstorm of the Michael Cohen court filings. After that, they chop up some more fake news and more speculation over who will replace White House Chief of Staff, John Kelly, when he steps down at the end of the year. Listen at your own risk: this is an hour of your life that you'll never get back.  *****  Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy   ******  www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** www.julieandbrandy.com *****   Julie Goldman and Brandy Howard  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Dec 11, 2018
DGP 2 Year Anniversary Episode!!
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It's the two year anniversary of Dumb Gay Politics and Julie & Brandy are giving it to you  just like they did on the very first episode on December 6, 2016: sober, dumb, and gay. It's been a long road to nowhere, and the girls start out by thanking their 14 listeners for sticking with them on this Trumpian journey. After that, they chop up the sh*tstorm of the G20 summit and give George HW Bush the oh-Bitch-uary that he deserves. And even a So There's That starring Canadian Prime Minister, Justin Trudeau can't make this anniversary episode more interesting than a mystery fart on Meet the Press. Oh well. They can't all be winners.  *********** Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics www.julieandbrandy.com Julie Goldman and Brandy Howard Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Dec 04, 2018
Someone Farted on Meet the Press
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It's the Monday after Thanksgiving and Julie & Brandy's gratitude is at an all time high, and that's because: SOMEONE FARTED ON MEET THE PRESS.  They don't know who was responsible for the fart that keeps on giving, but that doesn't take away from their utter enjoyment of it. After doing a deep dive on the the flatulence history of Meet the Press, Judge Julie stops by to school the 14 listeners on the deity of gender equality: Ruth Bader Ginsburg. After that, some gay feelings from Julie's straight brother Adam round out the episode that is sure to win a Pulitzer Prize for Journalistic Achievement. *********** Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics www.julieandbrandy.com Julie Goldman and Brandy Howard Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Nov 27, 2018
It's not Thanksgiving without RAGE
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It's Thanksgiving, so Julie & Brandy start off the episode by being veeeerrrrry thankful to all the listeners who sent them gift boxes and cards this week. After that, they regurgitate Thanksgiving Scheww from last year's episode. Why? Because no matter how many times they are told the history of Thanksgiving, they still don't remember it. Despite the recycled segment, the girls are filled with gratitude, sobriety and rage as they list off the biggest Turkeys of 2018.  Just like Thanksgiving dinner, this episode goes from thankful to bitchy before it's even half over, and you'll definitely need a nap when it's finally done.  *********** Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics www.julieandbrandy.com Julie Goldman and Brandy Howard Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Nov 20, 2018
Saint Haddy
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This episode is dedicated in loving memory to: Haddy Lynn Hadaway Born 7/31/18 Died 8/25/18 Haddy's time on earth was short, but she lives on in our hearts. Her life left an indelible imprint on us, and we will take her with us wherever we go. Forever.  Thank you Haddy. *********** Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics www.julieandbrandy.com Julie Goldman and Brandy Howard Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Nov 13, 2018
Dumb Gay Election Day
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Everyone in America has been preparing for this day for the last two years, and Julie & Brandy are no exception And though it's finally Election Day, there won't be any news until the votes are counted. So the girls do what all the best journalists do on Election Day before the results come in: they yell at people to go vote! But don't worry, it's not just that. In between badgering their 14 listeners to vote democrat, they play clips, speeches, and crazy campaign ads from some of the most notable midterm races. *********** Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics www.julieandbrandy.com Julie Goldman and Brandy Howard Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Nov 06, 2018
Cleaning Out the Litter Box
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It's the day before Halloween, so Julie & Brandy celebrate by telling scary, true stories! After thanking their 14 listeners for all the Balltober gifts, the girls tell a spine-chilling tale about some very unhinged Facebook creatures. After that, the horrors continue in the eye of the sh*tstorm, which is a saga about a psychopath who mailed homemade bombs to powerful democrats. Then, the fear is real, as the girls discuss the upcoming midterm elections and the horrifying prospect of republicans maintaining the majority. Find a campfire, or a flashlight under a sheet, because these hair-raising tales require mood lighting. *********** Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics www.julieandbrandy.com Julie Goldman and Brandy Howard Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Oct 30, 2018
Lying Down with La Voix
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Julie & Brandy pre-recorded this lazy delight from a cruise ship off the coast of Mexico. But no matter how far away from America they sail, it's never too far to talk about the sh*tstorm of Russian trolls on Facebook. But it's not all Facebook shade, they also go Off Limits with international drag sensation, LA Voix, and then answer a gay question from one of their 14 listeners. You'll want to listen to this one lying down, because that's the way the girls recorded it.  *********** Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics www.julieandbrandy.com Julie Goldman and Brandy Howard Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Oct 23, 2018
The View Scheww with Danny Pellegrino
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Julie and Brandy are still celebrating Ball-Tober, and the ball snacks haven’t stopped coming! The girls thank all the generous listeners for sending them treats, before announcing their new (and improved) Patreon goal. The excitement doesn’t stop there, because Elizabeth Warren announced that she would consider running for president and the girls LOST THEIR DAMN MINDS. After that, Danny Pellegrino stops by to take take the girls to View Scheww, which Julie follows up with a very lazy So There’s That. Hopefully this isn’t anyone’s first taste of DGP, because the whole episode is random AF.  *********** Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics www.julieandbrandy.com Julie Goldman and Brandy Howard Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Oct 16, 2018
All Aboard the Supreme Gang-Rape Train
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Another week, another Trump-induced, American nightmare. Accused gang-rapist & devout Christian, Brett Kavanaugh was confirmed to the Supreme Court on Friday, thanks to Republican Senator Susan Collins. After Julie & Brandy rip Senator Collins (and her home state of Maine) a new a$$hole, they move on to the latest member of Trump's cabinet to bite the dust: UN Ambassador, Nikki Haley. After that, First Lady Melania Trump stops by to explain her bizarre fashion choices on her trip to Africa, and a special So There's That all about Taylor Swift. It's all ladies on this week's episode, just the way Brett Kavanaugh likes it.  *********** Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics www.julieandbrandy.com Julie Goldman and Brandy Howard Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Oct 09, 2018
Brett Kavanugh + Beer = 2gether 4ever
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It's all Kavanaugh, all day, on today's episode. Julie & Brandy are deep in their anger feelings, and nothing hits their rage spot quite like Trump's racist nominee for the Supreme Court, alleged gang-rapist, Brett Kavanaugh. The girls recap last week's dramatic congressional hearing, before catching everyone up to speed on the FBI investigation and the Republican senators who are still undecided. Even Julie's 'So There's That' is perfectly Kavanaugh-wful. *********** Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics www.julieandbrandy.com Julie Goldman and Brandy Howard Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Oct 02, 2018
Kavanaughty By Nature
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This week, Julie & Brandy are punchy from their sober feelings, and Supreme Court nominee, Brett Kavanaugh's alleged gang-bang past isn't helping to calm them down. They rage in defense of all the drunk young girls who have ever been taken advantage of by privileged, horny, white boys, before turning their attention to the tragedy of Cynthia Nixon's pummeling in the democratic primary for New York Governor. After that, they turn the douchecapades of Tiger Woods into an inspirational story and give you the most surprising and random So There's That in Dumb Gay Politics history. But don't get too excited, the episode sounds better on paper than it really is.  *********** Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics www.julieandbrandy.com Julie Goldman and Brandy Howard Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Sep 25, 2018
Manafort & the Machine
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It was a slow week in politics, so (per usz) Julie & Brandy phoned this one in. They start out with the story of Trump's former campaign manager Paul Manafort agreeing to cooperate with the Special Council investigation in return for a plea deal.  After that, the girls talk about Hurricane Florence & the News Machine, and then Judge Julie makes an appearance in order to sentence the world's worst Supreme Court nominee, Brett Kavanaugh (spoiler alert: she finds him guilty of everything). *********** Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics www.julieandbrandy.com Julie Goldman and Brandy Howard Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Sep 18, 2018
Load Star
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There's a lot of anonymous, gay drama coming out of the White House this week, and Julie and Brandy are here to break it all down. Between the New York Times op-ed and Bob Woodward's new book, there's no shortage of anonymous sources lining up to talk sh*t on Trump. All that, plus the douchebag that's about to end up on the Supreme Court and it's shaping up to be a pretty, crappy week for America. *********** Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics www.julieandbrandy.com Julie Goldman and Brandy Howard Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Sep 11, 2018
Brett, Beto, & a Buttload of Gifts
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Pretending to celebrate Labor Day with absolutely zero enthusiasm, Julie & Brandy slog their way through this week's podcast. First, they talk about Trump's stinky pick for the Supreme Court, Brett Kavanaugh and then head over to Primary Street to break down the most culturally relevant races coming up in November's Midterm elections. The girls gave it a solid try, but even all of the generous Patreon gifts they received this week, weren't enough to save this episode. *********** Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics www.julieandbrandy.com Julie Goldman and Brandy Howard Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Sep 05, 2018
Feminasty in Greece with Erin Gibson
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Julie and Brandy are still floating on a giant, gay boat in the middle of the Mediterranean sea, but the podcast must go on! The Paul Manafort verdict is a small appetizer to the main course of Erin Gibson and her new book "Feminasty: The Complicated Women's Guide to Surviving the Patriarchy Without Drinking Herself to Death." The episode is long, but those who make it to the end will wonder what the f*ck it was even about. *********** Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics www.julieandbrandy.com Julie Goldman and Brandy Howard Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Aug 29, 2018
Unhinged in Rome
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Julie and Brandy are on a Roman Holiday, but they still managed to sh*t out this episode with a little help from their good friend, Anne Morris. Anne read Omarosa Manigault Newman's new book, 'Unhinged' in 2 days, and she spills all the rancid tea for the 14 listeners. Bookending that, the girls squeeze in a sh*tstorm about America's #1 race-baiter, Laura Ingraham, and a So There's That about statues. If it weren't for Anne, this would be a very unremarkable episode. *********** Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics www.julieandbrandy.com Julie Goldman and Brandy Howard Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Aug 21, 2018
OmorosaGate
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A day late and a dollar short, be prepared to be very underwhelmed by this episode. Julie & Brandy have been on a cleanse and off alcohol for 2 weeks, but that doesn't mean they have their sh*t together. They considered not even bothering with this week at all, but crazy-ass Omorosa Manigault Newman saved the day with her secret White House tapes. The girls break down the tapes and the racist misogyny of the Trump Administration, before spending a very special Moment with Melania and a very Judge Julie-esque So There's That.  *********** Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics www.julieandbrandy.com Julie Goldman and Brandy Howard Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Aug 15, 2018
Happy Patreonniverssary!
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It's the one year anniversary of the DGP Patreon podcast and Julie & Brandy are making everyone suffer! First, they treat you to a looooooooong list of shout outs and gifts, and then later, they read a long ass email from a Patreon Fran. They do manage to talk about about Trump, Lebron, Don Jr.,Russia and Alex Jones- but it's sandwiched in the middle of a long, hard Patreon sell. Keep your finger on the fast forward icon, because It's about 30 minutes of politics in a 1 hour 20 minute show, and you're not gonna want to listen to the whole thing. *********** Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics www.julieandbrandy.com Julie Goldman and Brandy Howard Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Aug 07, 2018
The Late Episode
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Emotions (and alcohol) have been running high, so Julie & Brandy took a "personal day" before sh*tting out this episode. They gloss over Paul Manifort's first day in court, rip Facebook & Mark Zuckerberg a new a$$hole, and Julie goes IN on a very jizzy So There's That. And oh yeah, former White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer wrote a book that no one cares about, and our DGP resident book reader Anne, read it in two days. Thank God for Anne, or this episode wouldn't have happened (in more ways than one). *********** Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics www.julieandbrandy.com Julie Goldman and Brandy Howard Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Aug 01, 2018
DGP Live! in Portland
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Julie & Brandy take the Pacific Northwest by storm, after traveling 850 miles to record the podcast live in Portland. The audience (which consisted of 4 fans and 121 day-pass holders to the Portland Queer Comedy Festival) were simultaneously disturbed and curious, but the girls didn't let that get them down. They start the show by breaking down the ever-developing Trump/Putin bromance, before interviewing Portland's premiere LGBTQ influencer, Belinda Carroll. After that, they host a very special, press conference with Sarah F*ckabee Sanders, and then they listen to the super gay (and super awesome) feelings from DGP #1 fan/Intern Aran O'roe. It's live and it's large, but, by all intents & purposes, it's definitely/probably... not in charge.  *********** Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics www.julieandbrandy.com Julie Goldman and Brandy Howard Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jul 24, 2018
Cri-Me-A River
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Despite a record-breaking heatwave in Los Angeles, which caused a 48 hour power-outage in the drug-den/podcast studio, Julie & Brandy strapped it on & sucked it up to deliver this episode for their 14 listeners. While sweating through their clothes, the girls break down Trump's upcoming meeting with Putin, before analyzing the recent resignation of environmental terrorist, Scott Pruitt. After that, they attempt to understand the burgeoning U.S. trade war with China, but the extreme heat combined with lots of alcohol, rendered them incapable of coherent thought. Turn your speakers down, and your AC up, because this episode is one hot mess.  *********** Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics www.julieandbrandy.com Julie Goldman and Brandy Howard Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jul 10, 2018
Scooping the Steele Dossier with Roy Black
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After 16 months of talking about the infamous Trump/Russia Dossier, Julie and Brandy scoop the one and only interview with the lead attorney on the case, Roy Black. But, don't hold your breath on a Peabody Nomination just yet. What starts as the height of journalistic achievement, quickly devolves into standard, Dumb Gay Politics fare: crass, idiotic questions and more background noise than a World Cup game in Mexico City. *********** Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics www.julieandbrandy.com Julie Goldman and Brandy Howard Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jul 03, 2018
Mike Huckabee is a Douche
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The immigration sh*tstorm is dominating the news, so Julie & Brandy had to dig deep to find other crap to fill the show. Luckily for them, Mike Huckabee is a huge douche. He's been douching around all over Twitter this week and the girls cover it all with gusto. After that, Melania stops by to explain why she wore that infamous jacket, and the answer might surprise you. But probably not. *********** Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics www.julieandbrandy.com Julie Goldman and Brandy Howard Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jun 26, 2018
Immigration Scheww
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It was a hell of a week to be an American. The culture war is in full swing, so Julie & Brandy deal with the tension the only way they know how - drinking! They recap the historic North Korean summit, tell u about something very tragic that you might not know about, and they take a moment to celebrate Sarah Huckabee Sanders. But the coup de grass is when they ride their tiny bicicleta to Immigration Scheww! Original 14 & Patreon fran Greg Guarino, Jr is their professor for the day and he teaches them why our current immigration policy is a human rights cautionary tale. *********** Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics www.julieandbrandy.com Julie Goldman and Brandy Howard Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jun 19, 2018
Blame Canada
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It's one week post-Mooch, and the girls are completely phoning this one in. They start off with Trump's fight with Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau, before giving a quick update on the Trump/Russia/Mueller indictments. After that, they spend a wonderful Moment with Melania and then have an important meeting in the Ladies Room about Kim Kardashian!! Buckle up, and get ready for a bumpy, yet underwhelming ride! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jun 12, 2018
The Mooch is a Menche with Anthony Scaramucci
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It's a milestone episode for Dumb Gay Politics because Julie & Brandy get to talk to someone who has ACTUALLY worked in the ACTUAL White House. Former Communications Director, Anthony Scaramucci calls in to talk about how Trump & Mike Pence don't suck, and about how Steve Bannon definitely does (his own d*ck). Try and listen with an open mind, because for a guy as successful and busy as The Mooch, agreeing to do a crappy podcast like this, must mean he's a real menche. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jun 05, 2018
Close Your Legs to Married Men, Kim Jong Un
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Fresh off a two week break that wasn't really a break at all, Julie & Brandy dive right in with President Trump and his on-again/off-again meeting with North Korea. They lighten things up with a (much needed) visit to the Ladies Room, and a verdict from Judge Julie, before breaking down the latest drama with Trump & the NFL. It's an episode filled with things that no one knew they needed to care about, so listen at your own risk. This sh*t barely makes sense, and is sure to piss you off, either way. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
May 29, 2018
Conspiracies are Evergreen with Ronnie Karam
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Since Julie is out of town dancing for dollas (again), this episode was recorded a week early. With a little help from their good friend Ronnie Karam, the girls do a shallow, crappy dive on conspiracies. Like cutting into an undercooked ham, this episode seems fine at the beginning, but it's a hot mess from the middle on.   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
May 22, 2018
Damn Gina!
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It's Tuesday, and President Trump pulled out of the Iran deal just in time for Julie & Brandy criticize him for it! After that, they break down this month's crucial primary elections, and then discuss Trump's nominee to head the CIA, Gina Haspell. Things lighten up considerably when Melania stops by to talk about her new campaign and explain what the f*ck "Be Best" means. The girls tried to "be best" at podcasting this week's politics, but when it was all said and done, they were probably too sober for their own good. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
May 15, 2018
Make America Kanye Again
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Julie and. Brandy start off the show by celebrating the gift that keeps on lying: Rudy Giuliani. The party continues as they dissect the highlights of Trump's speech at the NRA convention. If gun enthusiasts and liars aren't your thing, stick around for Kanye West and his "free thoughts" about opioids and slavery. If time is money, then Yeezy's free thinking is expensive AF. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
May 08, 2018
99 Problems, but Bill Cosby ain't one.
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It was a drama-filled week in the high school cafeteria of American politics, and Julie & Brandy couldn't wait to dive right in. They start with the backlash against comedian Michelle Wolfe who hosted the White House Correspondents dinner, before moving on to skewer the apology cops trolling Joy Reid on twitter. They finish the episode by celebrating the official end to Bill Cosby's raping days. Times up B*TCH. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
May 01, 2018
Comey Don't Play That
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This week, Julie is on a homo-tour of the east coast, so the girls recorded this evergreen delight a few days early. Being that old news is no news, they decided that this week's episode was the perfect time to introduce their new segment, "Anne read a book in 2 days." Brandy's friend Anne took the girls to "Fire and Fury Scheww" back January, but now she"s got her very own segment and she did not disappoint! This time around, she focused her speed-reading talents on the new James Comes book, "A Higher Loyalty; Truth, Lies, & Leadership." How can a review of this book possibly take up a whole show? One word: tangents. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Apr 24, 2018
NA-Huh NA-Huh NACHO! with Jonny McGovern
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This week, Julie & Brandy come full circle when they interview their podcast mentor & bestie/sistie Jonny McGovern. They kiki with the Hey Qween host for most of the show, but first they break down the sh*tstorm of Trumps's lawyer Michael Cohen, Ivanka, Don Jr, and "The end stage of the Trump Presidency." Afterward, their heroism is caught on tape when they stop (save) Julie's dog Nacho from eating a full candy bar. It was scary, but it was worth it though because it gave them a new work out idea and also because- #heroes. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Apr 17, 2018
Syrian Sh*tstorms & FBI Raids
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Julie & Brandy left their hearts (and livers) at Miami Pride, so they are hanging on by a very thin thread . A phantom thread, if you will. First, they break down the atrocities happening in Syria before reveling in the recent FBI raid on Trump's personal attorney, Michael Cohen. After that, they celebrate Sarah F#ckabee Sanders and spend a Moment with Melania at the White House Easter Egg Roll. Keep your expectations low and your patience high, because this crap is pretty convoluted. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Apr 10, 2018
The Politics of Consent with Erin Tillman
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This week, Julie & Brandy are overwhelmed by the big picture. They barely even have time to discuss the Roseanne reboot, before they have to break down Trump firing the secretary of Veteran's Affairs & replacing him with his personal physician. After that they suffer through tragic stories of Laura Ingraham's homophobic history before going to 'Consent Scheww' with their professor for the day, Erin Tillman aka the Dating Advice Girl. Buckle up, because this is one hell of a random-ass episode.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Apr 03, 2018
Gay Cruising with Miss Richfield 1981
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Fresh off a gay cruise, the girls are hung over and depressed about Trump's new National Security Advisor, John Bolton. But their moods pick up when they get the opportunity to go 'off limits' with the world famous drag queen, Miss Richfield 1981 (aka Russ King). They finish off by celebrating America's thirstiest teenagers and the important work they're doing to influence gun legislation. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Mar 27, 2018
Putin is the new Hitler
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Julie & Brandy are drunk on a Caribbean Cruise, but the podcast must go on (as they say). This week, the girls break down President Trump firing the Secretary of State, Rex Tillerson, and also 900 other people. With the threat of Russia looming, and Vladimir Putin getting closer and closer to dismantling the entire US government, Julie imagines a world where Mike Pence is the President. After that, they talk about the tragic (but largely unknown) Russian cyberattack on American nuclear power plants. Ever been high on Dramamine and whiskey? Well, you'll know what it feels like after listening to this episode. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Mar 20, 2018
Colonel Sarah F*ckabee Sanders
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Julie & Brandy sobered up (slightly) for this episode, but turns out, they are more annoying when they aren't drunk. Mimosas take the edge off as they talk about Trump's impending meeting with Kim Jong Un, and the new trade regulations on steel and aluminum. Things pick up when Sarah Huckabee Sanders stops by to break down Trump's latest speech, but other than that, get ready for another average episode. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Mar 13, 2018
Jared Kushner's middle name is Corey
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Another week, another drunk podcast, but that doesn't stop Julie & Brandy from talking about all the crazy sh*t that went on in the news this week. Between Jared Kushner's shady loans, Hope Hicks getting the boot, and the new information coming out about the infamous dossier, there's no way the girls could stay sober for this one. It'll be tough, but try to listen all the way to the end, because Melania stops by for an extra long visit and spills some special tea about Jared. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Mar 07, 2018
A kiki with Sarah Silverman
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Dreams came true for Julie & Brandy when they got the opportunity to interview comedy superstar, Sarah Silverman. Direct from her kitchen table, they pick her brain about all things political, and she doesn't disappoint. Not only did the girls learn a lot about politics, history, and humanity- they learned firsthand why Sarah Silverman is a living legend. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Feb 27, 2018
Emma Gonzalez for President
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It was a sad, sad week, so Julie & Brandy are nursing an emotional (and an actual) hangover. First they talk about the Florida school shooting and the students who are emerging as the nation's most influential lobbyists. Then, they break down the indictment that charged 13 Russians for meddling in the 2016 election. All that, plus a message about the 2nd Amendment from Julie's brainiac brother. Don't let the description fool ya, this episode is really not that good. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Feb 20, 2018
"No Thank You, Mr. Cosby" with Jen Cohn
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It's the Valentine's Day episode, and there's nothing Julie & Brandy love more- than talking about how much they hate Bill Cosby. Joining them in their hilarious hate-parade is actress and voice over star, Jen Cohn. But if you think the abuse conversation stops there, think again, because White House wife-beater & staff secretary, Rob Porter resigned last week, and it's caused quite a sh*tstorm. Top it all off with Nancy Pelosi's eight hour speech and you've got one hell of a romantic episode. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Feb 13, 2018
State of the Buffoon-ion with Tammie Brown
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Since they recorded this episode a few days early, Julie & Brandy did not cover Memo-Gate 2018. But don't worry, there was plenty bi-partisan buffoonery at the State of the Union address, and the girls dissect it all. After that, they go deep with Rupaul's Drag Race Queen of Environment Activism, Tammie Brown, and then Judge Julie makes a rare appearance. The jury is still out on this episode, because much like the real news, there's a lot gong on, with very little pertinent information. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Feb 06, 2018
Reclaiming our #TimesUp with Julie Bindel
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Hold on to your pink hats, because it's a lady-centric episode this week! First, Julie & Brandy take no prisoners breaking down the sentencing of former USA Gymnastics doctor, Larry Nassar. Then, they get the treat of their lives talking to the UK's most controversial (and coolest) feminist, Julie Bindel. After that, they play a message from a lady listener and then do a lady-based So There's That. Hopefully you like vaginas, because this episode has some big ones. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jan 30, 2018
Marching in the Ladies Room
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They can shut the government down, but they can't shut Julie & Brandy up. The girls give their best effort at breaking down the government shut down, before throwing in the towel and moving the party into the Ladies Room. Over a million women hit the streets to march this past weekend, and if you missed any of the important details- never fear, Julie & Brandy leave no pink stone unturned. If you manage to make it to the end of this episode, you'll learn more about the Women's March than you every thought possible. Or wanted to learn. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jan 23, 2018
Shut Your Sh*thole
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Another week means another moronic comment out of Trump's sh*thole, and Julie & Brandy are here to break it all down. Between calling Haiti a sh*thole, and the mistaken missile warning in Hawaii, the buffoonery level in this country is at an all-time high. Round it out with paid-off mistresses and a pissed-off Maxine Waters, and you've got one hell of a random episode. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jan 17, 2018
Bannon & Pubes
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It's the first week of 2018, and Julie & Brandy are fired up and furious. They start out on a major high from Oprah's killer Golden Globes speech, but their high quickly disintegrates with the sh*tstorm of Michael Wolff's new book: "Fire & Fury: Inside the Trump White House." Luckily, their friend Anne read the book so they don't have to. So, the girls ride their tiny bicicleta to scheww and she teaches them the cliff's notes version. Buckle up and get ready for a literary ride, because this episode is pretty much all about a terrible book. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jan 09, 2018
Twenty Eighteen Evergreen with Heather McDonald
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It's the first week of 2018, but this podcast was recorded the last week of 2017. Julie takes Brandy to New Years Eve Scheww before they talk to podcast legend and comedy triple threat Heather McDonald. Between their holiday hangover and an annoying audio issue, this episode is a perfect representation of 2017 - below average. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jan 02, 2018
The Retrospecting Evergreen
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It's the last episode of the 2017, and Julie and Brandy want to go out with a bang! The only problem is that they are out of town. So, the girls decided to pick three of their favorite "Off-Limits" interviews and compile them all into one, long, celebratory episode. They've done many different interviews this year, and each one holds a special a place in their hearts, but Lea Black, Kate Casey, and Anthony Atamanuik were three of the very BEST. Join Julie & Brandy to say goodbye to 2017. And good riddance! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Dec 26, 2017
Merry Hannumas!
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Hannukah is happening now and Christmas is in a week, so the girls are celebrating! They acknowledge and give thanks to all the thoughtful listeners who sent them presents & cards, before doing a deep dive on the history of Christmas and Hannukah! Put on your thinking caps, because Julie takes Brandy to holiday scheww- and there's more to Christmakuh than dreidels and Santa Clause. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Dec 19, 2017
Nuthin' but Net Neutrality
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This week, the girls process Al Franken's resignation before Judge Julie drops by to sentence Interior Secretary Ryan Zinke to life without parole in Douche jail. Then a telecom lawyer takes the girls to scheww for a class about net neutrality. Too much coffee and TWO 'So There's Thats' later, the girls are still trying to figure out what the hell they actually talked about. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Dec 12, 2017
Tragic Taxploitation
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The news of the week has Julie & Brandy (but mostly Julie) EXTRA hostile. The anger train leaves the station with a negative iTunes review, it rolls through the sh*tstorm of the bougie new tax plan, makes a stop on Perjury Street, and then goes off the rails with the tragic news of Trump reducing one million acres of federally protected land fromNational Parks. The madness becomes literal by the end, when Julie damn-near loses her mind. Grab a xanax and some stress-balls, because this episode is sure to rile you up. And not in a good way. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Dec 05, 2017
Anniversary Episode with Heather McGhee
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It's the one year anniversary of Dumb Gay Politics, and Julie and Brandy are celebrating in style. First they talk about the shitstorm of North Korea's cyber terrorism team, and then they ride their tiny bicicleta to scheew to learn about voting rights and campaign finance reform. The girls are giddy with excitement and can hardly pay attention in class, because their professor for the day is one of their all-time IDOLS and American treasure: Heather McGhee! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Nov 28, 2017
The Thanksgiving Episode
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In this very special episode, the girls put the "myth of Thanksgiving" on blast, spend some family time with Julie's brother Adam, and give their list of the biggest turkey's of 2017. There's never been an episode with so much dumb, gay thankfulness. Get ready for the gratitude parade. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Nov 21, 2017
Revenge on the Pervs with Lauren Sivan- LIVE!
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Julie and Brandy taped this podcast LIVE at the Hollywood Improv. Their special guest is Lauren Sivan and the title tells you everything you need to know. Despite being live, this podcast is a day late and a dollar short. Listen at your own risk.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Nov 15, 2017
Anniversary Indictments & the Dossi-Hayyy!
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It's been a year since Trump got elected and it's been a a year since Julie & Brandy started this podcast- and (to no one's surprise) neither Trump, nor DGP have improved. At all. In fact, they've (arguably) both gotten worse. Battling through sobriety, exhaustion and recording snafus, the girls cover the recent federal Indictments, the updates on the Steele Dossier, and reminisce on Tom Price's jetsetting douchecapades! Forget what you've heard, this podcast is DUMB AS F*CK. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Nov 07, 2017
Halloween Evergreen with Anthony Atamanuik
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The girls are out of town so they pre-recorded this rage-filled episode. They start with a spooky story about one of America's scariest creepers, Bill O'Reilly. After that, they interview the INSANELY talented Anthony Atamanuik, who's making America Great Again playing Donal Trump on "The President Show" on Comedy Central. This episode is very random and very evergreen- but the girls are kinda drunk, so you know... the usz. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Oct 31, 2017
Muslim Skeww with Negin Farsad
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Julie & Brandy break down the shitstorm in Niger and Trump's follow-up call to one of the widows, before the girls get a much anticipated lesson in Muslimism from the hilarious triple threat, Negin Farsad. Throw in a voicemail from a gay guy, who is actually a straight woman with feelings about abortion and a So There's That about Democratic fundraising and you've got one hot mess of an episode.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Oct 24, 2017
Mr & Mrs. Harvey and Gerry Mander
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This week Julie and Brandy avoid offending people by NOT talking about Harvey Weinstein and instead choosing to focus on Trump's "decertification" of the Iran deal. They get deep about Rex Tillerson and Senator Bob Corker before riding their tiny bicicleta to skeww to learn about gerrymandering! After that, they treat the 14 listeners to a very special, unprecedented So There's That! Hold on to your Pumpkin Spice Latte because this episode is random AF. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Oct 17, 2017
Evergreen Memories
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Julie and Brandy are skipping down memory lane in this pre-recorded delight. Join them as they travel back in time to episodes as far back as December 2016, when Donald Trump was still just President elect! They reminisce about many golden political memories, including Chuck Schumer crying, Neil Gorsuch landing the coveted spot on the Supreme Court, Rex Tillerson becoming Secretary of State and waaaay back when Michael Flynn was National Security Advisor for 2 weeks. Its a classic episode filled with crap that no one really wants to listen to the second time around! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Oct 10, 2017
Kardashians, Taxes, & Puerto Ricans
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Julie & Brandy break down (and by breakdown, we mean: gloss over) the 9 page packet filled with jargon and pathological lies knows as the Tax Reform Framework. If this doesn't get them emotionally unstable enough, they talk to original Puerto Rican and podcaster extraordinaire, MeMe Cherry about the horrific disaster in Puerto Rico. The girls go from the drug den, to the Standard Hotel in West Hollywood, and then back to the drug den- so, hold on to your vape pens, because this episode is all over the place. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Oct 03, 2017
Real Young Hypocritical Hoes
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While most of America is concerned with which football players participated in the national anthem, the girls decide to skip it, instead focusing on our apparent, impending war with North Korea. After that, they visit Jared Kushner and Ivanka Trump on Hypocrisy Street, before spending a special (and hypocritical!) moment with Melania! You'll probably be bored, but don't shut it off too early, because the hypocrisy theme stays strong through the bitter end and you won't want to miss a thing. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Sep 26, 2017
Dream a Little Dream with Brad Loekle
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Julie and Brandy are back in the country after 2 weeks abroad and are making a huge effort to try and sound coherent. They rehabbed their livers as fast as humanly possible in order to bring you their C game, but thankfully they had the foresight to pre-record an interview with Brad Loekle while they were still happily floating off the coast of Spain. The Brad interview paired nicely with the shitstorm of the mild, verbal, Dreamer riot on Nancy Pelosi and the news that California has proposed legislation requiring all future presidents to release their taxes. Cut the girls some slack because they are nursing massive vacation hangovers, and show no signs of slowing down. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Sep 20, 2017
Girls Interrupted
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What do you get when you take Julie and Brandy and put them in a conference room, on board a cruise ship, sailing around the coast of Spain? A jam-packed casserole of interrupted chatter! The girls have never been more interrupted than in the making of this podcast, but they still managed to discuss Hurricane Harvey, the debt ceiling extension bill, Facebook douchecapades, plus they introduce a brand new segment! Hopefully most of the interruptions will be removed with the magic of editing, but if you sense an overall tone of frustration and distractedness, you'll know why. But hey, at least they aren't drunk this time. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Sep 12, 2017
Drunk & High in Amsterdam
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Julie and Brandy recorded this podcast from a hotel room in Amsterdam after a night of extreme partying. The lethal combination of jet lag and hang overs could only be cured with one thing: more drinking. So the girls drunkenly stumble thru North Korea's nuclear testing and spend a very drunk Moment with Melania, but then (thank f*ck) they do a sober interview with Molly McAleer that they prerecorded when they were still in LA,This is definitely the dumbest episode yet, so listen at your own risk. You were warned! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Sep 05, 2017
Racist Sheriffs, Chia Cats & Throwing Shade
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In between shoving their new Patreon podcast down everyone's throats, Julie & Brandy go through some listener gifts and comments, and then discuss Trump's 984th bad decision: Pardoning convicted racist, Sheriff Joe Arpaio. After that, they settle in to talk to Erin Gibson & Bryan Safi, the stars of the late night talk show Throwing Shade on TV Land. Then, Julie rushes through a lackluster 'So There's That,' just in time for the girls to hawk their Patreon podcast one last time. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Aug 29, 2017
"Steve Bannon's middle name is Kevin"
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The racist press parade continues this week with Trump's "infrastructure" press conference on Tuesday. By Friday, scabby Steve Bannon is tagged as the official white supremacist scapegoat, and subsequently fired. Julie and Brandy celebrate (?) the ousting of Bannon while mourning any semblance of hope they had left. Toss one back with the girls for all the (non)homies that are gone, along with all of their dignity! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Aug 22, 2017
Champagne & CrunchWrap Supremacists
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All roads lead to Trump on this week's episode. With no guest to kill time, Julie & Brandy are stuck dissecting every Trump press conference and (spoiler alert!) they were all terrible. There was the crappy, middle of the road, damn-near racist speech about Virginia. There was the nuclear threats to and from North Korea. And don't forget the one where he THANKED Putin for kicking over 700 diplomats out of Russia. The girls are high on champagne and Bonnie Raitt, so Julie is gayer and Brandy is dumber than usual. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Aug 15, 2017
Feminist School with Meghan Murphy
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Julie & Brandy have finally gotten their official Patreon account up and running! After they finish begging for money at the top of the episode, they roll right into discussing the leaked transcripts from Trump's January phone conversations with the president of Mexico and the prime minister of Australia. After that, Canada's premiere feminism expert Meghan Murphy takes the girls to scheww on her tiny bicicleta of women's equality, and what she has to say about feminism may shock you. But, probably not Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Aug 08, 2017
The Seven Day Sh*t Storm with Bob Cesca
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It's been one hell of a week for the Trump administration, and Julie and Brandy are here to break it all down. After recapping the sh*t storm that keeps on sh*tting, the girls go "Off Limits" with podcaster and political expert, Bob Cesca. Bob explains everything from the skinny girl health care bill to the Trump supporters brainwashed by Fox News. All that, plus the girls are dancing for dollars with their new Patreon account. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Aug 01, 2017
Mooches and Douches
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It's been 2 weeks of no drinking, and Julie & Brandy have been bored sh*tless, so, the shakeup at the White House Press Office couldn't have come at a better time. This week, President Trump appointed Anthony Scaramucci to be his new Communications Director, and the girls waste no time ripping "the Mooch" a new a$$hole, before celebrating the resignation of White House Press Secretary, Sean Spicer, who left behind the bitchy gift that keeps on giving: Sarah Huckabee Sanders. After that, they highlight some special douchecapades involving Jared Kushner, Attorney General Jeff Sessions and (of course) President Trump himself. Get ready to multi-task, because this episode is just about as exciting as the description. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jul 25, 2017
Liars & Tigers & Bears, Oh My!
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Julie & Brandy are back in the country just in time to break down all the tomfoolery between Donald Trump Jr and Jared Kushner at their top secret Russia meeting! After that, they go over the (basically) defunct Senate Health Care bill and play a very special clip of Vice President Mike Pence lying to everyone about it! The girls just got back into town and they are on a three week, detox, cleanse with no drinking (the horror!), so keep your expectations low, because this episode promises to be very hit or miss. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jul 18, 2017
Rage Against The Evergreen
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Hold on to your hats because the girls get VERY random in this pre-recorded masterpiece. What was supposed to be an episode focusing on Julie's lesbian rage, turns into a messy, casserole of emotions from both girls. First Judge Julie eviscerates Scott Pruitt, then a gay question about Nancy Pelosi ends up in a tangent about dead pets and AIDS. The big finale is Julie is on her period and wants to yell at someone, but (again!) the caller is non-combative, so she ends up just being nice to him. They're all over the map in this very unique, emotionally charged, evergreen episode. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jul 11, 2017
Health Care/Shmealth Care with Dorinda Medley!
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This is probably the dumbest episode of Dumb Gay Politics yet, so listen with caution. The girls are hung over (again), but it really doesn't matter since the only 'news' is the non-news of the proposed Senate Health Care bill. They slowly meander through that bulls*t, before going off-limits with their favorite Real Housewife of New York, Dorinda Medley! After Dorinda, the girls spend a wonderful moment with Melania, talking about her recent move to D.C. Dial down your expectations (and your IQ), cause it's dumber and gayer than usual. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jun 27, 2017
The Episode After the Live Show with Josiah Johnson
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It's been a week since the live podcast and Julie & Brandy are still processing (and still recovering). The girls discuss the live show and their summer travel schedule before getting into the shitstorm of Senate hearings. After that, they are joined by Josiah Johnson, the creator, writer and star of Comedy Central's animated hit, "Legends of Chamberlain Heights," who reduces them to fan-girls in 10 seconds flat. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jun 21, 2017
The Live Podcast with Alec Mapa
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After much anticipation and threats of cancelling, Julie and Brandy record their first podcast LIVE at The Improv in Hollwyood. Surrounded by 5 or 6 actual fans and about 35 close frenemies, the girls tested their dumb, gayness in front of a live audience and lived to tell about it. They talked about getting too high the night before, how Reality Winner is the real news since the Comey Hearings didn't start until the next day (fail!), before being joined by "the George Clooney of comedians," Alec Mapa - to talk about Kathy Griffin and the joys of beheading. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jun 13, 2017
The Episode Before The Live Show with Ronnie Karam
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It's the day before Julie & Brandy do their live podcast at the Hollywood Improv, so they pre-recorded this half-assed episode, so they'd have time to prepare. They purge their feelings about Trump pulling out of the Paris Agreement, and answer some listener questions, but the crowning glory is a call from their good friend Ronnie Karam who fills them in on all the latest and greatest political conspiracy theories floating around the interwebs. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jun 06, 2017
Up high, down low, IN THE MIDDLE, too slow
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It's the conservative episode that no one's been waiting for! This week, Julie & Brandy put their focus on the "right side" of politics by dissecting what it means to be in the middle. talking about republican politicians they actually like, and answering some partisan-related questions, They round out this confusing episode by interviewing a Trump-supporter named Richard for a new segment called, "Julie's on her period and wants to yell at someone." Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
May 30, 2017
Irrational Geographics with Michael Malice
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It's the long-awaited international episode! The girls are out of town, but that didn't stop them from pre-recording this inercontinental delight. First they talk to America's sexiest expert on North Korea, Michael Malice, then they bore each other to tears breaking down Brexit, before finally butchering the Israel/Palestine conflict. You'll be amazed at how much you'll learn, and they'll be amazed if there's even anyone still listening. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
May 23, 2017
James Comey is 6'8"
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In what some are calling "the dumbest episode yet," Julie & Brandy (nursing massive hangovers) fail miserably while trying to break down the details surrounding President Trump firing the head of the FBI. Things meander from there as the girls talk about the new French President, listen to a gay guy's feelings, and then spend a moment with Melania. If you're looking to learn something, you won't find it here! Chances are, anyone who listens to this episode will actually get dumber. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
May 16, 2017
Talking PoliDicks with Kate Casey
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It's the 20th anniversary of Bill Clinton & Monica Lewinsky, and what better way to celebrate than to talk to former White House Intern, Kate Casey! Kate takes the girls back to Washington DC circa 1997 and walks them through all the jizzy drama. All that, plus Julie & Brandy break down the bullsh*t repeal of Obamacare, and they highlight the deets of the brand-spankin' new spending bill. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
May 09, 2017
Tipps of Icebergs
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On this episode, Julie and Brandy barely skim the surface of some huge, mountainous topics. Between America's brewing nuclear conflict with North Korea, the spending bill and a possible government shut down, and Trump's one page tax plan, the girls will stop at nothing to give you the truth of what's happening in very broad, yet very shallow strokes. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
May 02, 2017
100 Dayz of Trump
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It's President Trump's 100 day anniversary and Julie & Brandy celebrate by talking shit about him! The government is facing an impending shut down, Berkeley students are throwing chairs through windows, and Julie's mother Phyllis Goldman Marched for Science in Boston! All that, plus the girls answer questions from the 14, and spend a Moment with Melania. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Apr 25, 2017
"The Bomb Dot Com"
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Julie & Brandy recorded this episode a few days early, but it was plenty of time for Trump to drop the "Mother of all Bombs" on Afghanistan. The girls discuss the merits of dropping bombs, as well as some top secret legislation the Trump Administration doesn't want you to know about. Then, drag legend and licensed hair professional, Linda James calls in to break down what's really going on with our president's hair system! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Apr 18, 2017
"Sh*t Just Got Syria-us"
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This week Julie & Brandy try and wade through the chemically contaminated waters of Syria. They do their best to break down what's happening, but once they get your head good & spinning, they abandon Syria to talk about the Mean Girls fighting going on in the White House between Steve Bannon & Jared Kushner. Then, Brad Loekle phones in his gay feelings and Julie phones in her So There's That (per usz). It's another, just-average episode! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Apr 11, 2017
"Ding Dong, the Witch wants Immunity"
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Julie and Brandy are hung over (yet again) and this time, it's personal. The girls spent the weekend drowning in labia-filled pools in Palm Springs at the world's biggest lesbo party: Dinah Shore. They stumbled back in town, just in time to breakdown (former National Security Advisor) Michael Flynn's outrageous request for immunity, Vice President Mike Pence's outrageous rules on cavorting with the opposite sex, and Anthony Weiner's outrageous good fortune. Plus they answer some listener questions and spend a very informative moment with Melania! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Apr 04, 2017
Trump's F*cked with special guest Tommy Alter
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The Trump Administration miscarried their health care bill, but Planned Parenthood will live to see another day, and the good news is: they are fantastic with miscarriages. The girls talk health care and then break down the scary chestnut that President Trump and his campaign cronies are officially under federal investigation for colluding with Russia. Then, smarty pants and Sirius XM star, Tommy Alter calls in to give the girls all the T on what the people "in the know" think about the trouble on Capitol Hill. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Mar 28, 2017
Ch-Ch-Ch-Chia Trump
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This week, Brandy & Julie debut the newest addition to Dumb, Gay Politics- President Chia Trump. He's orange and weird, but his hair is captivating and defies gravity (pretty much like the real Trump). While Chia Trump looks on, the girls break down the new proposed budget, Julie talks about how coal mining is stupid, and they rank the 8 most tragic of 200 new bills. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Mar 21, 2017
Wise Men Say, only fools Russian
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It was a boring week in politics, but that doesn't mean that Julie & Brandy don't have a lot to say! You can't shake a stick in Washington and not hit someone who's lying about talking to Russia, plus there's a new health care bill and surprise, suprise- it sucks ass! Settle in, grab your earbuds, and get ready to turn this one off half way thru! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Mar 14, 2017
Lean, Mean, Evergreen
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This week's episode is a pre-taped delight in which the girls talk about all the useless sh*t they never have time for. Judge Julie sentences Vice President Mike Pence, a long-time fan/listener calls in to school the girls on public schools, and Julie & Brandy answer some gay questions! All of that, PLUS, a hard hitting, informative segment covering the oldest and ugliest members of government. Hold on to your hats, because this is the episode that will never win them a Peabody Award. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Mar 07, 2017
Civil War 2: with special guest Lea Black!
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In their standard, dumb, gay fashion, Julie & Brandy break down the bizareness that was this week. They ignore the Russia fiasco and stick to Mexicans and Trans Bathrooms, before taking a much needed break to go off limits with their good friend and Real Housewives of Miami star, Lea Black. America is divided and the atmosphere seems to be getting more hostile, but if there is anything that can bring us all together- it's the joyous, delight of Lea Black. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Feb 28, 2017
The Hangover Episode
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Julie & Brandy celebrate President's Day by drinking in Julie's office. Again. Sporting the wonderful combination of a hangover and a fresh buzz, the girls are dumber and gayer than usual. Join them on their meandering, brain-dead journey as they discuss Trump, Russia and gun control in one of the most witless episodes yet! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Feb 21, 2017
Valentine's High
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Nothing says Valentine's day like drinking French Rosè from Brad & Angelina's vineyard while surrounded by drug paraphernalia and paperwork. Julie & Brandy recorded this very special episode from Julie's office, AKA her drug den. Sit back, relax and get ready to hear all about how the country is falling apart! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Feb 14, 2017
Julie & Brandy Get Schooled
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This week, President Trump nominated Neil Gorsuch for his next Supreme Court Apprentice, he let loose a flurry of tweets about the ban on the travel ban, and he attended a party for the Red Cross at his own golf resort! Julie & Brandy weigh in on it all, and then they talk to a professional who finally teaches Brandy what the f*ck a libertarian is. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Feb 07, 2017
Executive Order Realness
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This episode was supposed to be called Dicktanic Part 2, but Julie and Brandy couldn't deal with Trump and all his dicky executive orders while surrounded by a million dicks on a cruise ship. So, they flew back to LA, stopped by the protest rally at LAX, and are ready to break down Trump's first official week as President. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jan 31, 2017
Dicktanic, Part 1
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Join Julie & Brandy as they do their podcast from the world's largest gay cruise. They smuggled booze on a ship more huge than the Titanic to party with 8000 men, but don't worry, they stayed sober(ish) long enough to break down the Trump Inauguration, celebrate the Worldwide Women's March, and answer some fan questions. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jan 24, 2017
Goodbye Barack "The Rock" Obama
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It's Obama's last week as president of America, so it's all Obama, all day. Join Julie and Brandy as they pay tribute to their fave prez of all time. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jan 19, 2017
Lezi-Leaks with Kate Clinton
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This week Julie & Brandy talk Russian hacking, Trump tweeting, and Meryl Streeping. And they do their first real life, live interview with real life, living, lez-legend, Kate Clinton! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jan 11, 2017
Happy News Year!
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It's 2017, and Trump is 2 weeks from becoming the official President of America!! In this special episode, Julie and Brandy break down everything you need to know (but won't retain) about cable news! From the "goon squad" on Fox News, to... Well, all the other goon squads on the rest of the networks- no goon-stone will be left unturned! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jan 03, 2017
Trump Family Holiday Craptacula
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It's Christmakkah/Hannumas, and Julie & Brandy celebrate by giving you a special episode about the Trump Family. Get ready to learn everything you never wanted know about every member of Donald Trump's past and present immediate family. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Dec 27, 2016
Oh, Oh, Oh, It's Tragic
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Brandy was wrong again, and also kinda right?? Julie's Mom, Phyllis, leaves the girls a message. No surprise, she's annoyed about Ivanka too! The girls introduce a brand new segment, and Michelle Obama is the star of "So, There's That" (and their hearts). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Dec 20, 2016
Still on the Cleanse & Trump is Still President Elect
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Julie and Brand throw up talking about Russia, Julie's head explodes discussing the new cabinet picks, and maaaaybe a couple positive things are happening. Probably not though. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Dec 13, 2016
Here We Go!
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Oh Hey. It's Julie Goldman and Brandy Howard's first episode of Dumb, Gay Politics. It's a crazy time and they've got a whole lot to say about the shit show of a world we're living in. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Dec 06, 2016
Introducing Dumb, Gay Politics
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Look out for the new podcast Dumb, Gay Politics! Coming soon from Julie Goldman and Brandy Howard. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Nov 29, 2016