Dumb People Town

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 Dec 25, 2018

Richard Jensen
 Sep 15, 2018
I've been a townie since episode 1. DPT is fun, funny, unique, and interesting. It shows what craziness is in this world. Jan Flato fan 4 life..

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It’s as much an exploration as it is a celebration of dumb people doing dumb things (often in Florida). With Daniel Van Kirk, Randy Sklar, and Jason Sklar.

Episode Date
Tim Heidecker - Pizza as a Weapon
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This week, Tim Heidecker joins the show!<br><br>For Story 1, we have a Greenlee in which some folks with historical names are jailed.&nbsp;<br><br>Story 2 brings us a drunk woman who fights inflatable snowman.&nbsp;<br><br>Story 3 is the tale of a man who uses pizza as a weapon against his father.<br><br>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a>
Feb 19, 2019
Ptolemy Slocum - Burger King for Life
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Feb 15, 2019
BONUS: Introducing Voyage to the Stars
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Here’s a new podcast for you: Voyage to the Stars is like a sci-fi sitcom for your ears. It’s an improv show that follows the misadventures of a group of misfits that accidentally found themselves on the wrong side of a wormhole, trying not to blow up the galaxy on their way home. Starring Felicia Day, Colton Dunn, Janet Varney, and Steve Berg. The universe will never be the same. Check out Voyage to the Stars in Apple Podcasts: www.apple.co/voyage<br><br><br><br><br><br>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a>
Feb 14, 2019
Mary Lynn Rajskub - Unwelcome Witchcraft
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Mary Lynn Rajskub joins the show this week! In Story 1: A Dollar Tree candy theft that escalates quickly. Story 2 brings us a burglar who makes himself at home. And Story 3 is the tale of a fight at a holiday party after an argument about magical spells.<br><br><br><br><br><br><br>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a>
Feb 12, 2019
Alison Haislip - Bottom Feeders
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Alison Haislip joins the show this week!&nbsp;<br><br>In Story 1, a man slips down a grease vent at a Chinese restaurant. &nbsp;<br><br>Story 2 is the tale of a Florida wedding reception that results in a stabbing, a balcony fall, and more.&nbsp;<br><br>Story 3 brings us edible butthole chocolates.<br><br>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a>
Feb 05, 2019
DJ Douggpound - From Ditch to Door
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DJ Douggpound joins the show to discuss the tale of automobile shenanigans when a car flies through the air and into a house!<br><br>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a>
Feb 01, 2019
Paul Scheer & Doug Benson - Throwing Axes at Copses: LIVE from SF Sketchfest
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This week, Paul Scheer and Doug Benson visit Dumb People Town in a very special live episode from SF Sketchfest!&nbsp;<br><br>In Story 1 is a harrowing tale of the worst neighbor of all time.<br><br>Story 2 involves a wedding photographer went above and beyond the call of duty.<br><br>Then some Townies bring some stories, including: a Greenlee, a Christmas-ham-throwing incident, a naked man with a gun and a samurai sword, road tenders, and more!<br><br>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a>
Jan 29, 2019
Rhea Butcher - Calm Down
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Comedian Rhea Butcher joins the show to discuss the tale of a fugitive who wins the heart of local police for his response to a wanted ad.<br><br>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a>
Jan 25, 2019
Rory Scovel - Into the Canadian Darkness
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This week, comedian Rory Scovel joins the show!<br><br>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a>
Jan 22, 2019
Zach Martina - I Am Jack's Failed Robbery
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Comedian Zach Martina joins the guys to discuss the tale of a bank robber who is nabbed during a cab ride to the liquor store!<br><br>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a>
Jan 18, 2019
Lucas Brothers - Romanda Rights
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This week, Kenny and Keith Lucas visit Dumb People Town! Story 1 is the tale of an unexpected party. Story 2 brings us an unruly woman who refuse to leave a porch, and Story 3 is an ash-burglary.<br><br>To hear an extended interview with the Lucas Brothers that runs the gamut from rat insurance to R. Kelly, plus the full back catalog of ad-free episodes, ad-free new episodes, AND multiple bonus/extended episodes every month, make sure to sign up for Stitcher Premium at StitcherPremium.com! &nbsp;<br><br>Plus, for a free month, go to stitcherpremium.com and use promo code STARBURNS!<br><br>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a>
Jan 15, 2019
Jesse Neil & Keith Kingbay - Falling Through the Ceiling with No Pants On
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Comedians Jesse Neil and Keith Kingbay join the guys to discuss the tale of a half-naked woman who causes a scene at a restaurant after falling through the ceiling... twice.<br><br>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a>
Jan 11, 2019
Eliza Skinner - Don't Beat the System
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Comedian Eliza Skinner joins the show this week!&nbsp;<br><br>In Story 1, a series of horrible decisions starts in a strip club and ends with a man in the nude, after a bizarre kidnapping.&nbsp;<br><br>Story 2 is the tale of a poorly executed birthday cake.&nbsp;<br><br>Then, in Story 3, some scary dumbness on the high seas.<br><br>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a>
Jan 08, 2019
Beth Lapides - I'm Not In Here And I'm Not Kevin
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Comedian Beth Lapides joins the show to discuss the tale of an Airbnb "Super Host" who breaks into his guest house while it's being rented!<br><br>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a>
Jan 04, 2019
Jo Koy - Smothered in Gin
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The hilarious Jo Koy visits Dumb&nbsp; People Town this week!<br><br>&nbsp;In Story 1,&nbsp; a boy gets himself into high speed chase because his mother took away his Playstation. &nbsp;<br><br>For Story 2, a Belgian robbery is foiled.&nbsp;<br><br>Story 3 is the tale of a service dog's feces ruining a flight.<br><br>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a>
Jan 01, 2019
Forrest Shaw - Barblejuice
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Comedian Forrest Shaw joins the guys to discuss a story in which a woman is jailed after hitting her husband and brother in a quest for beer!<br><br>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a>
Dec 28, 2018
Fahim Anwar - Two Tattoos and a Truth
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This week, comedian Fahim Anwar joins the show!<br><br>In Story 1, a naked man sneaks around before munching on some ramen.<br><br>Story 2 brings us a widows who holds onto her late husband's... tattoos.<br><br>Story 3 is the age-old tale of a wedding crasher.<br><br>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a>
Dec 25, 2018
Ryan Singer - Sugared Up Dead People
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Comedian Ryan Singer joins the show to discuss a story in which a man attacks a group of teenage girls dressed as zombies!<br><br>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a>
Dec 21, 2018
Kate Micucci - It's a Lockback Knife
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This week, comedian/musician Kate Micucci visits Dumb People Town!&nbsp;<br><br>In Story 1, a woman in a store farts and pulls a knife on an offended customer. &nbsp;<br><br>For Story 2, a Dutch positivity trainer appeals to change his age. &nbsp;<br><br>Story 3 is the tale of a man who is accused of stealing candy from Walmart.<br><br>This holiday season, don’t just upgrade your phone, upgrade your wireless provider and switch to Mint Mobile! Take advantage of this Mint Mobile holiday deal before it’s gone! Get 3 months of wireless for $20, and get the plan shipped to your door for FREE, by going to MintMobile.com/DPT!<br><br>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a>
Dec 18, 2018
Spike Feresten - Toilet Thief
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Writer/comedian Spike Feresten joins the guys to discuss the tale of a stolen toilet!<br><br>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a>
Dec 14, 2018
Will Forte & Zach Galifianakis - LIVE from Largo at the Coronet!
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One hundred episodes of Dumb People Town! To celebrate the milestone Jason, Randy, and Daniel are joined by comedy heavy-hitters Will Forte &amp; Zach Galifianakis, as well as Ted Leo of Ted Leo and the Pharmacists, at the legendary LA venue, Largo at the Coronet!<br><br>In Story 1, a would-be burglar falls through a Waffle House ceiling.<br><br>Story 2 is the tale of a woman who is a fan of Girl Scout Cookies, but probably not the ones you're thinking of.<br><br>Story 3 brings us a truly disgusting cake.<br><br>Then some Townies share stories involving crocs and alligators, and a man thirsty for paint!<br><br>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a>
Dec 11, 2018
Matt Letscher - Got Your Belly Button!
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Actor Matt Letscher visits Dumb People Town to discuss a story in which a woman gives the gift of... her belly button.&nbsp;<br><br>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a>
Dec 07, 2018
Kyle Kinane - I'll Butter Your Cat
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This week, comedian Kyle Kinane ventures to Dumb People Town!<br><br>In Story 1, a man busts into several homes looking for someone to fight. &nbsp;<br><br>Story 2 brings us a bar patron who gets angry after someone turns off Black Sabbath.&nbsp;<br><br>Story 3 is the tale of an Antarctic stabbing incident that occurred over... book spoilers.<br><br>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a>
Dec 04, 2018
Holly Laurent - Gender Reveal Wildfire
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Holly Laurent visits the show to discuss the story of a wildfire started by a gender-reveal party!<br><br>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a>
Nov 30, 2018
Jon Dore - A Dash of Grandma
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This week comedian (and Canadian) Jon Dore visits Dumb People Town!<br><br>In Story 1: a vicious fight at a gender-reveal party at Applebee's.&nbsp;<br><br>Story 2 is the tale of a man who makes trouble outside a Medieval Times -- then that same night, skinny-dips in a shark tank. (It may or may not have been Rob Ford.)<br><br>Story 3 brings us cookies baked with a special ingredient: Grandma.<br><br>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a>
Nov 27, 2018
Ryan Sickler - Little Rascal
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Ryan Sickler joins Jason, Randy, and Dan to discuss a drunken man who disrupts a wedding reception by committing a dancing infraction and starting a fight.<br><br>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a>
Nov 23, 2018
Bert Kreischer - Nobody Puts Greenlee in a Corner (Live from Phoenix!)
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Jason, Randy, and Daniel start the show off with some Flato-isms, then are joined by a bonafide expert in doing dumb things, comedian Bert Kreischer! &nbsp;<br><br>In Story 1, we've got a Greenlee!&nbsp; Two women were arrested after trying to re-enact a scene from Dirty Dancing in a wine store.<br><br>Story 2 is the tale of a woman who claims a ghost dragged her child across the floor and possessed him, so she enlists a professional named Spooky Julie to help.<br><br>Then some Townies bring news stories of their own! Including: a wild car chase, the story of a true-life forensic scientist who experiences dumb criminals all day long, appliance-thieves who left their phone number at the scene of the crime, and a man who burned down his house while trying to incinerate spiders!<br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a>
Nov 20, 2018
Greg Hess - Mow the Pendergrass
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The guys are joined by comedian Greg Hess to discuss a story involving a mysterious fiery hole in Arkansas!<br><br>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a>
Nov 16, 2018
Andrew Santino - The Emergency Room Gentlemen's Lounge
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This week, comedian Andrew Santino visits Dumb People Town! &nbsp;<br><br>In Story 1, a man is arrested after booby-trapping a federal agent.<br><br>Story 2 is a Greenlee! It's the tale of a shirtless man hanging out by the dumpsters and causing a disturbance.<br><br>In Story 3, the name of a new strip club has some citizens concerned.<br><br>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a>
Nov 13, 2018
Mo Mandel - His Whole Life Is An Avalanche
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This week comedian Mo Mandel joins the guys for a Friday episode of Dumb People Town to discuss the story of a criss-crossing crime spree in Billings, Montana!<br><br>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a>
Nov 09, 2018
Mary Holland - Buttershots
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This week, comedian/actor Mary Holland visits Dumb People Town!<br><br>In Story 1, a housemaid thoroughly cleans her client's liquor cabinet.&nbsp;<br><br>For Story 2, a man gets stabbed at a haunted house.&nbsp;<br><br>In Story 3, a suspicious man on the roof claims he's dying.<br><br>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a>
Nov 06, 2018
Chris Cubas - Johnny Brisket Over Here!
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This Friday, comedian Chris Cubas comes on down to Dumb People Town to discuss a botched watch theft in Florida involving a barbecue joint, a conspicuous getaway vehicle, and a Wawa!<br><br>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a>
Nov 02, 2018
Kevin Nealon - A Goat Named Voldemort
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This week the legendary Kevin Nealon comes on down to Dumb People Town!&nbsp;<br><br>Story 1 brings us a crook who tries to commit robbery using Scrabble tiles.&nbsp;<br><br>In Story 2: this isn't Harry Potter, but a boy finds himself under attack from Voldemort.&nbsp;<br><br>Story 3 is the tale of a man who cracked some malt liquor open in a questionable location.<br><br>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a>
Oct 30, 2018
Johnny Pemberton - A Swagger of Fools
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Comedian and actor Johnny Pemberton swims on down the river to Dumb People Town to discuss the story of a man who exposed himself at a bar and attempted to swim away from police.<br><br>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a>
Oct 26, 2018
Arden Myrin - Scary Clown Donuts
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This week comedian Arden Myrin visits Dumb People Town!&nbsp;<br><br>In Story 1, we meet a man whose dream job actually involves dreaming... and cats.&nbsp;<br>&nbsp;<br>Then the group swaps some stories, including Arden's very own hometown tale!<br><br>In the final segment: a new, super-creepy food delivery service.<br><br>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a>
Oct 23, 2018
Greg Behrendt - Is This A Banksy?
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Comedian and author Greg Behrendt joins the DPT crew! Raising a child is expensive. In today's story, some parents learn this lesson the hard way when their toddler discovers an envelope full of cash.<br><br>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a>
Oct 19, 2018
Chad Daniels - The No-Dad Challenge
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This week, comedian Chad Daniels makes his way to Dumb People Town!<br><br>In Story 1, a group of joyriding teens rob a pot dispensary... but steal the wrong herb. &nbsp;<br><br>Story 2 brings us a spicy ramen challenge that sends a woman to the hospital.&nbsp;<br><br>In Story 3 is the tale of a long overdue debt finally being settled.<br><br>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a>
Oct 16, 2018
Steve Agee - Stillwagons Run Deep
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Steve "Guess The" Agee returns to Dumb People Town! The gang discusses a drunken, uniquely-named man who sets fire to his own house.<br><br>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a>
Oct 12, 2018
Jon Glaser - You Got This, Bonebreak!
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This week, comedian/actor Jon Glaser moseys on down to Dumb People Town!<br><br>In Story 1:&nbsp; A woman steals an ambulance and leads the police in a high speed chase.<br><br>Story 2 brings us a naked man "minding his own business" in the woods.<br><br>Story 3 is the tale of a topless woman armed with a sword and some meth.<br><br>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a>
Oct 09, 2018
Minisode: Andy Peters: Community Lube
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Andy Peters joins the guys to discuss a story in which a man just wanted someone to watch his dog, but ended up with a lubey surprise.<br><br>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a>
Oct 05, 2018
Jeff B. Davis - Assault and Splattery
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This week, Harmontown's own Jeff B. Davis makes a visit to Dumb People Town!&nbsp;<br><br>Story 1 brings us a man taking care of yard work in the buff.&nbsp;<br><br>Story 2 is the tale of a fight caused by vegetables.&nbsp;<br><br>In Story 3, we hear all about a woman who resists arrest in a uniquely disgusting way.<br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a>
Oct 02, 2018
36: Minisode: Wendi Starling & Megan Rice - 'Yotes Be Schemin'
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&nbsp;This week, Wendi Starling and Megan Rice of Starburns Audio's Jammerz join the guys to discuss a story about some extremely confrontational raccoons.&nbsp;<br><br>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a>
Sep 28, 2018
89: Greg Fitzsimmons - Show Me What's the Truth
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This week comedian Greg Fitzsimmons comes down to Dumb People Town!&nbsp;<br><br>Story 1 brings us an entrepreneurial couple who have invented a new twist on the drive-thru.&nbsp;<br><br>Story 2 is the tale of an unfortunately placed electric fence.&nbsp;<br><br>For Story 3, we hear all about a robber who's really bad at robbing.<br><br>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a>
Sep 25, 2018
35: Minisode: Karl Hess - Going Everclear
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Comedian Karl Hess (Yelling About Pâté) joins the guys for a DPT minisode to discuss a story in which a woman spends quite some time fiddling with her rear end.<br><br>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a>
Sep 21, 2018
88: Jon Hamm - Cookie Chaser
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This week, esteemed actor and maker-of-funnies Jon Hamm returns to Dumb People Town!&nbsp;<br><br>In Story 1, a very sorry, very naked man starts a cookie-fire.&nbsp;<br><br>Story 2 brings us a (now unemployed) school principal who picks a unique way to welcome the new kindergarteners.&nbsp;<br><br>Story 3 is the tale of a man who finds strength in the power of song during his ...journey. I'm sorry!<br><br>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a>
Sep 18, 2018
34: Minisode: Ngaio Bealum - Don't Pace Where You Eat
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Comedian Ngaio Bealum joins the guys to riff on the tale of a fully nude man pacing in circles, making engine noises, and driving an imaginary racecar.<br><br>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a>
Sep 14, 2018
87: Kyle Kinane - I'm Just the Wrong Mammal
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Comedian Kyle Kinane ventures to Dumb People Town this week!&nbsp;<br><br>In Story 1: some dancing, a stranger's car, and fabric softener.&nbsp;<br><br>Story 2 brings us a man who pulls a reverse Cool Hand Luke.&nbsp;<br><br>Story 3 is the tale of a very confused couple.<br><br>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a>
Sep 11, 2018
33: Minisode: Brody Stevens - This Is Burning Woman
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This week, comedian Brody Stevens joins the guys to discuss a story in which a woman completes the double whammy of both lighting herself on fire and kicking a police officer in the groin. Enjoy it!<br><br>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a>
Sep 07, 2018
86: Matt Braunger - Some Men Just Want to Watch the World Foam
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&nbsp;This week, Matt Braunger (Advice From a Dipshit) makes his glorious return to Dumb People Town! &nbsp;<br><br>In Story 1, we meet a Florida security guard with a pungent pastime that gets him canned.&nbsp;<br><br>Story 2 brings us an ol' fashioned cousin-robbery.&nbsp;<br><br>Story 3 is a troubling tale of testicular trauma.&nbsp;<br><br>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a>
Sep 04, 2018
32: Minisode: Andrea Rosen - Joop Cousteau
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For this week's mini, the guys are joined by Stella's Andrea Rosen to discuss the story of a deadbeat dad who lived under a silly alias to avoid paying child support for decades.<br><br>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a>
Aug 31, 2018
85: Emma Arnold - LIVE in Petaluma
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In a live episode from the Pet-a-llama Comedy Festival, the gang gets into some Flato updates. Then they're joined by comedian Emma Arnold into the stories.&nbsp;<br><br>Story 1 : Planet Earth: Dumb People Town.&nbsp;<br><br>Story 2 brings a woman who left her contact lens in a little too long -- as in, decades too long.&nbsp;<br><br>Then the gang breaks down some Townie-provided stories.<br><br>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a>
Aug 28, 2018
31: Minisode: Willie Hunter - Don't Do You
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Comedian Willie Hunter joins the Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk in a DPT Mini to discuss the tale of a knife-wielding, deputy-punching woman with an apt name who's in a dispute over a TV!<br><br>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a>
Aug 24, 2018
84: Patton Oswalt - Swing It Wherever You Want
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This week, comedic genius Patton Oswalt visits Dumb People Town! &nbsp;<br><br>Story 1: a grilled chicken dispute.&nbsp;<br><br>Story 2 brings us a man who tells investigators he wasn't drinking and driving, but was only drinking bourbon at traffic signals and stop signs.&nbsp;<br><br>Story 3 is the tale of a man who can accomplish some wild things with watermelons.<br><br>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a>
Aug 21, 2018
30: Minisode: Doug Fager - Fear The Walking Dead Seeds
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&nbsp;The Sklars and Dan Van Kirk are joined by Doug Fager (Roast Battle) for a DPT minisode! In this week's story, a family-owned sunflower farm is permanantly closed to the public after way too many instagrammers show up.&nbsp;<br><br>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a>
Aug 17, 2018
83: Esther Povitsky - Rehome My Cheeseburger
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This week, Esther Povitsky (Alone Together, Glowing Up) joins the Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk in Dumb People Town!&nbsp;<br><br>In Story 1, Starbucks customers are shocked when a man kicks his way through the ceiling.&nbsp;<br><br>In Story 2, a man puts a 6-year-old McDonalds cheeseburger and fries up for sale on Ebay.&nbsp;<br><br>In Story 3, a couple, high on bath salts, mistakes fireflies for alien lasers.&nbsp;<br><br>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a>
Aug 14, 2018
28: Minisode: Brendan Walsh - I've Got The Tits To Pull This Off
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The Sklars and Dan Van Kirk are joined by comedian Brendan Walsh (Do You Know Who Jason Segel Is? podcast) for a DPT minisode! In this week’s story, a topless woman drives a stolen front-end loader across town.&nbsp;<br><br>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a>
Aug 03, 2018
27: Minisode: Dave Ross - Covered In Blood
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The Sklars and Dan Van Kirk are joined by comedian Dave Ross (Suicide Buddies) for a DPT minisode! In this week’s story, a man is arrested after robbing a jewelry store, cutting himself in the process, and leaving his blood all over the scene of the crime.<br><br>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a>
Jul 27, 2018
23: Minisode: Greg Behrendt & Amiira Ruotola - The Word Is Poop
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The Sklars and Dan Van Kirk are joined by Greg Behrendt and Amiira Ruotola (Maybe It's You) for a DPT minisode! In this week’s story, a rogue pooper is caught in the act by a neighborhood sting operation.<br><br>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a>
Jun 29, 2018
21: Minisode: Johnny Pemberton - Glove Your Junk
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The Sklars and Dan Van Kirk are joined by comedian Johnny Pemberton (Action Point, Live to Tape) for a DPT minisode! In this week’s story, a man is arrested for walking naked through his neighborhood.<br><br>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a>
Jun 15, 2018
20: Minisode: John Roy - Eight Stone of Poo
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The Sklars and Dan Van Kirk are joined by comedian John Roy for a DPT minisode! In this week’s story, an angry man stores up his own feces before shoving it through a friend's letter box through a hose.<br><br>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a>
Jun 08, 2018
17: Minisode: Sara Benincasa - Failing Up Since The Beginning of Time
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The Sklars and Dan Van Kirk are joined by Sara Benincasa (Real Artists Have Days Jobs) for a DPT minisode! In this week’s story, the police think they may have found the world's dumbest criminal.<br><br>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a>
May 18, 2018
12: Minisode: Julian McCullough - There's No Crying Over Spilled Milk
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The Sklars and Dan Van Kirk are joined by comedian Julian McCullough (Soft Spot podcast) for a DPT minisode! In this week’s story, two men get into a heated fight over a glass of milk.<br><br>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a>
Apr 06, 2018
10: Minisode: Amy Miller - Naturally Frosted Tips
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The Sklars and Dan Van Kirk are joined by comedian Amy Miller (Who's Your God? podcast) for a DPT minisode! In this week’s story, a man's obituary paints a riveting picture.<br><br>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a>
Mar 23, 2018
7: Minisode: Hampton Yount - Yeah, He Was Naked
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The Sklars and Dan Van Kirk are joined by comedian Hampton Yount (Suicide Buddies podcast, MST3K) for a DPT minisode! In this week’s story, a naked Florida man robs a bank and throws money at onlookers. Plus, a voicemail from Mark Wahlberg!<br><br>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a>
Mar 02, 2018
6: Minisode: Nate Craig - The Rush Hour Bandit
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The Sklars and Dan Van Kirk are joined by comedian Nate Craig for a DPT minisode! In this week's story, a Utah man tries to rob a bank with a stolen car...but forgets the keys in the bank.<br><br>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a>
Feb 23, 2018
37: Paul F. Tompkins - Mid-Squat, Pants Down, & Unashamed
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This week, incredible comedian, sartorial dynamo, and podcaster extraordinaire Paul F. Tompkins (Bojack Horseman, SPONTANEANATION) jogs over to Dumb People Town! The Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk talk to Paul about trying forging new paths before diving i...<br><br>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a>
Sep 26, 2017
36: Keegan-Michael Key - Sh*t's Out the Window on This One
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This week, Keegan-Michael Key (Friends From College, Key &amp; Peele) calmly drives to Dumb People Town with a nail embedded in his chest! Keegan talks to the Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk about the power of surprise in comedy, before jumping into Story #1, i...<br><br>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a>
Sep 19, 2017
32: Tig Notaro - Take It Down a Notch
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This week, comedian, actor, writer, and new vegan Tig Notaro (One Mississippi) makes the trip down to Dumb People Town riding on the hood of a car! Tig tells the Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk about how her diet amazingly helped her chronic pain before div...<br><br>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a>
Aug 22, 2017
30: Jason Mantzoukas - Dibblin’ a Toe In
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This week, Jason Mantzoukas (The House) tiptoes his way over to Dumb People Town! The Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk talk to Jason about his experience working on The House, the inception of his hilarious podcast How Did This Get Made?, and Jason's theory ...<br><br>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a>
Aug 08, 2017
29: Tiffany Haddish - Oooh, Your Coochie Minty!
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This week, Tiffany Haddish (Girls Trip) comes on Down to Dumb People Town! The Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk talk to Tiffany about being a part of one of the summer's biggest hit films. In Story #1, a woman puts out a fire that has engulfed her boyfriend,...<br><br>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a>
Aug 01, 2017
27: Kumail Nanjiani - D in the W
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This week, Kumail Nanjiani (The Big Sick, Silicon Valley) starts a Grand Theft Auto mission and winds up in Dumb People Town! Kumail talks to the Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk about his smash hit movie "The Big Sick," working with Ray Romano, and how tric...<br><br>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a>
Jul 18, 2017
23: Tom Segura - A Plaque That Reads “Unjustice”
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This week, Tom Segura drives his truck down to Dumb People Town while half-naked. The Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk discuss Tom’s new album “Mostly Stories,” including Tom’s “Scared Straight” bit and its real-life repercussions. In Story #1, a burglar att...<br><br>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a>
Jun 20, 2017
16: Mark Normand - 2 to 4 Throwing Stars (The Jan Flato Origin Story)
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This week, the hilarious Mark Normand arrives in Dumb People Town on a stolen bulldozer. Mark tells The Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk what it was like opening for Louis CK during the taping of his newest special.<br><br>Story #1, a mayoral candidate has an unusual outburst involving a basketball. Mark recorded his new special in a synagogue, and he tells the gang about it.<br><br>Story #2, an 8-year-old child takes matters into his own hands in his quest for a cheeseburger.<br><br>Story #3 introduces a legendary citizen of Dumb People Town who gets himself into a gambling mishap. A voicemail is interrupted by a murderous celebrity guest who is now selling wind chimes.<br><br>&nbsp;<br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a>
May 02, 2017
7: Jon Hamm - Bring In The Nerp
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World-class actor Jon Hamm journeys on down to Dumb People Town!&nbsp; The Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk chat with Jon about goofing around on the set of Mad Men and his experience going to last year's World Series as a Cardinals fan.&nbsp;<br><br>Story #1 involves the wrangling of a deer in a super market. Jon tells the tale of his only trip to model-filled Cleveland. The group discusses the Oscars SNAFU and dives into the Marisa Tomei Oscars incident of yesteryear.&nbsp;<br><br>Story #2 brings to light a series of escalating incidents stemming from a brawl at a wedding rehearsal dinner. Jon speaks of his experience making Keeping Up with the Joneses, meeting Lionel Richie, and his love of St. Louis local commercials.&nbsp;<br><br>Story #3 involves an alternative way to go through the McDonald's drive through.&nbsp;<br><br>Steven Seagal leaves a voicemail giving his take on the incident at the Oscars. What's Jon's favorite Girl Scout cookie? Find out on this week's Dumb People Town.&nbsp;<br><br>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a>
Feb 28, 2017
5: Karen Kilgariff & Georgia Hardstark - 27 Waterbeds
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&nbsp;Karen Kilgariff and Georgia Hardstark of the smash-hit true crime podcast My Favorite Murder join The Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk to break down dumb people doing dumb things! After chatting about My Favorite Murder's inception, the group breaks down Story #1, which involves a multitasking arsonist. Next they deliberate upon Season Two of Fargo, theories about human behavior, and the upcoming court appearance of Robert Durst. The final two stories comprise of a drunk driver armed with a penis pump, and the tale of the Sausage Castle's fiery demise. All this, plus a voicemail from Javier Bardem!&nbsp;<br><br>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a>
Feb 13, 2017
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You can listen to the full archive of Dumb People Town now on Stitcher Premium and completely ad-free. Go to <a href="http://stitcherpremium.com/">stitcherpremium.com</a> and use promo code 'STARBURNS' for a free month of listening.&nbsp;<br><br>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a>
Jan 01, 2014