Neal Brennan joins us as Randy describes a corn theft, Daniel warns against licorice mistakes, and Jason pleads with you to not visit sex workers on your honeymoon, and so much more!

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Beth Stelling sits in while Daniel explains how a couple gets caught having sex in court, Jason tells of car thieves got arrested by stopping at McDonalds, and Randy paints a scene of a woman doing Irish folk dancing during a sobriety test, and so much more!

David Cross sits in as Randy tells a story of a father/son Pokemon Go team turns to assault, Daniel describes an unusual robot, and Jason explains how a woman can control bees and so much more!

Kelsey Cook is here to hang as Daniel describes a gimp man on the loose in England, Randy regails about a moody airline passenger, and Jason details the best (?) way to scare off Jehovah's Witnesses, and so much more!

Jason Nash stops by as Dan shares a story about a woman with a pitchfork and a whip outside a Publix, and Randy concludes with a couple that contaminated a town's water supply with their gender reveal and so much more!

Kyle Kinane, Robby Hoffman, and DJ Eva join us live from SF Sketchfest to play a round of "Which Florida Man Are You?" (based on their birthdates), Jason tells the story of a couple who got handsy while in line for a ride, Randy explains how a scammer posed as Bret Michaels to get money, and Daniel plays a round of "What Did We Get Stuck In Ourselves in 2022?" 

Rory Scovel sits in as Randy tells the story of a truck thief found in the trailer, Daniel explains how a throuple can involve a sex doll, and Jason concludes with a man who calls 9-1-1 on his sister over laundry, and so much more!

Comedian/actor/Founder of All Things Comedy, Al Madrigal, is here as Randy tells the tale of a boudoir photo album lost in a divorce, Jason explains how a woman ended up superglued to a swing, and Daniel contemplates how someone tried to rob their fellow passengers on an international flight, and so much more!

Fortune Feimster joins as Dan regales about an inmate's escape on a bike, Randy tells of a home invasion for cheesecake, and Jason relays a story about oddly shaped cloud! And so much more!

Brian Posehn stops by to listen to Randy tell of an emu and chef crimefighting team, Dan recaps a lawnmower interrupting a wedding, and Jason warns against sleeping with your mouth open! And more!

Rob Corddry steps into the basement with Dan, Jason, and Randy for their first episode from All Things Comedy. The first story is about a man taking his morning revenge out on his ex's grave, the second is about a company that's willing to pay you to put roaches in your house, and the third is about a man on a joyride (on top of his vehicle).

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This week Hampton Yount comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about a stolen sheriff's car. The second story is a lesson in getting what you pay for. The final story is about 2 helpful Denny's customers?

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This week Dumb People Town goes live as Daniel, Jason and Randy welcome in Brooklyn! In story one, a landlord gives warning for "loud romping". In story two, a dog ends a relationship. The last story is about a "hot pursuit" in a Vegas airport... And special musical guest Max Clarke of Cut Worms!

This week Aimee Mann & Ted Leo come to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story takes place in the city of brotherly HATE?? The second story finds an unlikely pair walking into a bar. The final story is about a real like Black Mirror episode.

Randy, Jason, and Daniel are joined by Mark Ellis! This weeks story is about one mom's mishap in a sundress.

This week Byron Bowers comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is all about a getaway with the worst possible vehicle. The second story is a very happy meal. The final story is about an entrepreneur.

This week Lewis Black comes back to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is all about teens partying too hard. The second story is a sex toy nightmare. The final story is about a man in a balloon.

This week Doug Fager comes to town to hang with Daniel, Randy and Jason. This week's story is about a stripper in an unlikely place!

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This week Dumb People Town goes live as Daniel, Jason and Randy welcome in Chicago! In story one, a man squashes a world record. In story two, a man tries to hide a gun after a terrible mistake. The second story is about airdropping nudes. The last story is about the wildest way to try to poison your husband... And special musical guest Barry Fontenot!

This week Jillian Bell & Natalie Morale comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about a real life fuck festival. The second story tells the story behind one of the best head stones ever. The final story is about the worst song ever.

This week Kyle Newacheck comes to town to hang with Daniel, Randy and Jason. This week's story is another classic tale of something inside of someone that shouldn't be there.

This week Kurt Braunohler comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about a fight over a toaster strudels that escalates way too quickly. The second story finds an unlikely surprise in someone's ear. The final story is a tattoo nightmare.

This week Dumb People Town goes live as Daniel, Jason and Randy welcome Dusty Slay and Rachel Lichtman in Nashville! In story one, a man squashes a world record. In story two, a man tries to hide a gun after a terrible mistake. The final story is about a man who thought he saw a dog... And special musical guest Grant Lee Phillips!

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This week Will Miles comes to town to hang with Daniel, Randy and Jason. This week's story is about a terrible roofing mistake.

This week Fabrizio Copano comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about an Ohio-based Game of Thrones. The second story is a cautionary tale of why you should not party before your wedding. The final story is about one woman's love of pizza.

This week Cipha Sounds comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is all about twin love. The second story finds an odd surprise in the back of a woman's car. The final story is about being stabbed in the back.

This week Kestrin Pantera comes to town to hang with Daniel, Randy and Jason. This week's story is about a major bachelor party con.

This week Matt Braunger comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is another game of who is the asshole - baby edition. The second story is about golf etiquette. The final story is about "hidden treasure".

This week Kyle Dunnigan comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about a lawsuit at Hooters. The second story is a tale of an angry man destroying art. The final story is why no one should ever go in a hot air balloon.

This week Justin Martindale comes to town to hang with Daniel, Randy and Jason. This week's story is about a drive-thru stand off!

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This week Kyle Kinane comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about sex so good it will wipe your mind. The second story is about a dog, but not really. The final story is about the best and drunkest salesman.

This week Henry Kaiser comes to town to hang with Daniel, Randy and Jason. This week's story is another from the someone-got-something-stuck-in-them file!

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This week Ali Macofsky comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is all about hair, or the lack of hair. The second story follows a pregnant woman at McDonalds. The final story is about the worst place for a proposal.

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This week James Davis comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about the coolest(?) neighbor. The second story explores the parental desire to become grandparents. The final story is about the worst place to learn to drive.

This week Tim Murray comes to town to hang with Daniel, Randy and Jason. This week's story is about a lost watch at Epcot that leads to bigger trouble.

This week Jon Gabrus comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is a policeman's unusual traffic stop. The second story is a car crash mess. The final story is a stolen truck inception.

This week Jade Catta-Preta comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is a name battle between baby and dog! The second story is a lesson in casino law. The final story makes a sexy mistake.

This week Kenny Weber comes to town to hang with Daniel, Randy and Jason. This week's story is all about why you need to tell your spouse everything.

This week Mike Birbiglia comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is every flight passenger's nightmare. The second story is all about the Big Mac. The final story pushes the limit of a u-haul.

This week Tom Scharpling comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about a terribly placed home. The second story is all about the greatest/worst job listing. The final story is about one man's disturbance while hiding from the cops.

This week Sean Blair-Flannery comes to town to hang with Daniel and Randy. This week's story is all about the limits of family.

This week Doug Benson comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about a pizza place refusing service. The second story is all about a bucket of pee. The final story is about a very helpful thief.

This week Trae Crowder & Drew Morgan come to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about a terrible discovery returning from vacation. The second story is about an extraordinary act. The final story is about an unexploded bomb.

This week David Huntsberger comes to town to hang with Daniel and Randy. This week's story is a chaotic journey through a Walmart!

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This week Baron Vaughn comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story involves everyone's favorite cocktail...molotov! The second story is a cautionary tale about who you should throw a birthday party for. The final story is a classical fell-through-the-ceiling.

This week Jonah Ray comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about an unusual wedding situation. The second story finds a terrifying creature under someones house. The final story takes place in a beer cave!

This week Jeffrey Baldinger comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. This week's story is about one man's dinner adventure.

This week Taylor Tomlinson comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is a battle between a mom and her son's girlfriend. The second story finds an airline passenger with their head stuck where you would not expect. The final story is a classic fight at Beef O'Bradey's.

This week Paul F. Tompkins comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story finds a couple waking up to a strange dog.. The second story involves an item lost during a dentist visit. The final story is about one man's crusade against the Dublin airport.

This week Charles Greaves comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. This week's story is possibly the most disgusting rescue ever made.

This week Dan Levy comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story warns why you should hire the right people for the job. The second story involves a wand. The final story is about a dessert thief.

This week Becky Robinson comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is a roommate squabble gone wrong. The second story tells us a fun way to threaten a cop. The final story is about the G.O.A.T. of all goats.

This week Amber J Lawson and Zoe Friedman come to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. This week's story is about a drug fueled wedding.

This week Steph Tolev comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is an absolute horror show of a wedding. The second story is another classic case of something stuck in someone. The final story is a gem of a craigslist ad.

This week Kurt Braunohler comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is how one woman deals with a parking issue. The second story is silent and deadly. The final story is about priceless items being stolen.

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This week Wayne Federman comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. This week's story is about marrying your cousin.

This week Guy Branum comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is the worst prank a parent could pull on another parent. The second story is about love in the city of New York. The final story is another tale of romance!

This week Dumb People Town goes live as Daniel, Jason and Randy welcome Neal Brennan and Chris Redd. To kick off the show, Daniel reads some amazing headlines. In story one, a man makes a wild request from the police. In story two, we ask the age of old question... what did America get stuck inside themselves...

This week Andrew Youngblood comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. This week's story is about a bad tattoo and the journey it has started.

This week Jeremiah Watkins comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is a classic break in at the zoo. The second story is about the worst possible tattoo. The final story is another tale of something stuck in someone.

This week Geoff Tate comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about a fake pregnancy. The second story is about the love of cooking. The final story is about butts!

This week Irene Tu comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. This week's story is about possibly the most awkward fight at a Disney park.

This week Jay Chandrasekhar comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about our new lawyer. The second story is about a robber showing is ID. The final story is one man's way of celebrating his lottery win.

This week Atsuko Okatsuka comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about Mick Jagger, kind of. The second story is about the worst use of government money. The final story is a list of rejected vanity plates.

This week Adam Felber comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. This week's story is a failed food eating challenge.

This week Nick Thune comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is a big transportation mess. The second story is a little buggy. The final story is a classic flamethrower mistake.

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This week Tony Sam comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. This week's story is a dramatic attempt to recover someone's snow blower.

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This week Eddie Pepitone comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story seems to ring a bell. The second story is about getting trapped in a store and it escalating quickly. The final story is an all-out brawl.

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This week Mary Lynn Rajskub comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about a wild claim about litter boxes in school. The second story is a painful lesson about why you shouldn't take dares. The final story is someone taking their mom's car.

This week Amy Miller comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about the worst surprise you can get from your parents. The second story is a classic creek story. The final story is one big accident.

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This week Jon Dore comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is a glittery mess. The second story is a bit TOONIE. The final story is about an impaled car.

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This week Zahid Dewji comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. This week's story is a doozy for those that are into sounding and/or home improvements.

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This week Krystyna Hutchinson & Corinne Fisher comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is a cautionary tale of indulgence. The second story dives into some candles. The final story is about McDonald's latest experiment.

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This week Dusty Slay comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about a friendship ruined by steak. The second story dives into a mans plan to steal a truck. The final story is about one man's possible kink.

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This week Jenny Zigrino comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. This week's story is one mans revenge for not getting a job.

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This week Maz Jobrani comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about a woman making trouble on a plane. The second story shows us a new weight loss technique. The final story is about a surprising challenge from an Alexa.

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This week Brian Simpson comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story takes place in a Waffle House. The second story is a terrible, terrible date. The final story is about a surprise extra from KFC.

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This week Ted Alexandro comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about a robber immediately returning to the scene of the crime. The second story is about one woman's love for Kwik Trip. The final story is about a very divisive soap.

This week Lewis Black comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is how the Grinch destroyed a home. The second story is about a very sneaky snake. Final story is about one man's unfortunate resemblance to another.

This week John Hastings comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. This week's story is a very interesting way a woman decides to date younger men.

This week Patton Oswalt comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is maybe one of the best headlines we've had. The second story is one man's big secret from his girlfriend. Final story is another unexpected object in a rectum.

This week Michael Ian Black comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is the wildest apology request. The second story gets hotel guests kicked out after a bad review. Final story explains a mans reason for starting a high speed chase.

This week Geoff Tice comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. This week's story is about a very angry grandma.

This week Jackie Kashian comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story takes place in the best wedding location. The second story involves an unexpected freeway surprise. Final story is about a fun toy!

This week Moshe Kasher & Natasha Leggero comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is a debate about a bridesmaid. The second story is a bad road trip. Final story is about a judges sentence!

This week Drew Lynch comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. This week's story is about a situation with a crocodile.

This week Steve Agee comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is a sex toy related stabbing. The second story is a very close encounter with a bear. Final story is about an odd set of twins!

This week Jesse Thorn comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is a classic tale of man in the wall. The second story is about a serval. Final story involves beer runners without a plan.

This week Beth Stelling comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is a true-love prison break. The second story is about the worst man. Final story is next level vodka.

This week Anthony Atamanuik comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about the most make-shift weapon possible. The second story is a big, dumb potato. Final story finds two men in the middle of a double DUI.

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This week Josh Adam Meyers comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about a nasty incident at a Panera. The second story involves possibly the worst lawyer. Final story is straight out of "Arachnophobia".

This week Kathleen Madigan comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about a bowling ball incident. The second story a woman's tries to turn in her boyfriend to the police. Final story is about the worst McDonalds customer.

This week Matt Lieb comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. This week's story is about a situation with restaurant security.

This week Scott Aukerman comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about a psychic lawsuit. The second story is a man's war on a squirrel over his truck. Final story is another lawsuit involving HPV.

This week Chad Daniels comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is one of the worst, and unexpected, experiences you can have in a waterpark. The second story involves a usb cable being where it shouldn't be. Final story is about the worst search party ever.

This week Kara Klenk comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. This week's story is about the dumbest way to be stuck in a tub.

This week Paul F. Tompkins comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy for a very SPOOKY episode. The first story involves a ghost in a bowling alley. The second story is an accidental stabbing. Final story is about the KFC black market.

This week Adam Cayton-Holland comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story involves a potion. The second story is actually 2 Florida stories that intersect. Final story is a ghost hunting accident.

This week Kiran Deol comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. This week's story is about the worst possible surprise you can find in a grocery store freezer.

This week Sam Morril comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is a "classic" Florida man theft. For the second story, a couple gets an unexpected invoice. Final story, Omaha man stabs himself.

This week Bobcat Goldthwait and Dana Gould come to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about an Alabama getting shot by an unexpected "guest". For the second, and final story we are teated to an absolute horror situation if you are a person with a urethra.

This week Francisco Ramos comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. This week's story is about a frozen donut.

This week Rosebud Baker comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about trailer park swingers. For the second story shows us the spookiest reason to get kicked out of a parking lot. The final story is about a golf course pooper.

This week Kelsey Cook comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about the best pizza delivery. For the second story, a Florida man robs a store then assaults everyone. The final story reveals a terrible surprise under a woman's bed.

This week Renee Gauthier comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. This week's story is the worst possible abuse of viagra.

This week John Ross Bowie comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about the worst possible mascot. The second story is about a runaway tortoise. The final story is how man who should have been arrested got arrested.

This week Jade Catta-Preta comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about a skinny dipper in Florida. The second story is about the worst possible fashion trend. The final story is about one hell of a deal for a date.

This week Charles Greaves comes back to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. This week's story is about a waffle related bet.

This week Nate Craig comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about a journey down a river. The second story is a fun way to start a fire in a Taco Bell. The final story is about a man who dug himself into a hole.

This week Jillian Bell comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about a woman who refuses to get off a tractor. The second story is a woman's revenge. The final story is about a man who just wants his drugs back.

This week Roz Drezfalez comes back to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. This week's story is an overview of the highly successful Redneck Rave.

This week Matt Braunger comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about a 4th of July controversy. The second story is a not-so-tasteful discovery on OnlyFans. The final story is about a ring inception.

This week Chris Gethard comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about a true bridezilla. The second story is a teenage rescue mission from a chimney. The final story is about the worst way to prep a steak.

This week Liza Treyger comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. This week's story is another classic story about a Tiddlywink where it shouldn't be.

This week Pete Holes comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about a not-so-missing woman. The second story is about one mans mission to clean a trashy mess. The final story is about a recent dinosaur siting.

This week Jesus Trejo comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about a man in a fan shaft. The second story is a massive waste of money. The final story is about how a burrito learned to fly!

This week A.D. Miles comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. This week's story comes from the inside of a whale.

This week the incredible Demetri Martin comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about a hot theft. The second story gives us the best excuse for almost any situation. The final story is about a Tok Tok!

This week Dwayne Perkins comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. This week's story is about an adorable mistake.

This week Pete Lee comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about the worst 21 Jump Street attempt. The second story gives us the true horror of a post-surgery discovery. The final story is about a big, green mistake.

This week Jordan Morris comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. This week's story is EXTREMELY Florida!

This week Roy Wood Jr. comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about the best hiking outfit. The second story gives us the greatest surprise you could ever find under the rug. The final story is all about sweet, SWEET justice.

This week Laraine Newman comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about a man being arrested for dating multiple women. The second story is about a bird that fell in love with a man. The final story is about a felony for not returning a VHS.

This week Irene Tu comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy to hear about MccDonalds VERY strict lunch time.

This week Lennon Parham comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is a mystery involving a phantom cabbage thrower. The second story is a tale of true, undying love. The final story is all about having a great time at the dollar store.

This week Dumb People Town goes live as Daniel, Jason and Randy welcome the Doughboys, Mike Mitchell & Nick Wiger, and musical guest Chris Thile. To kick off the show, the guys take the fried chicken challenge. We get one of the best first stories maybe ever about an incredible family reunion at a wedding. In story two, a man destroys a toilet.

This week Dean Del Ray comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy to hear about a teacher being banned for taking kids to a strip club.

This week Kyle Kinane comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about a man facing possible prison time for trashing his own property. The second story is about a monolith siting. The final story tells us about a break-in at Denny's.

This week Hannah Einbinder comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about a wedding nightmare. The second story is a horror story of a middle of the night mistake. The final story is the worst kind of surprise to find in your driveway.

This week Lara Beitz comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy to hear about a woman using witchcraft to steal money but not in a fun way.

This week Jonah Ray comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about the worst litterer. The second story is an art critique. The final story is about a real life Ash Ketchum.

This week Nikki Glaser comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about a kid in a sinking situation. The second story explains what you wanted to know about a backhoe. The final story is all a buzz in the back of a man's car.

This week Wayne Federman comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy to hear about a joker style robbery.

This week Dumb People Town goes live as Daniel, Jason and Randy welcome Ryan Sickler and musical guest The Cactus Blossoms. To kick off the show, Daniel reads some amazing headlines. In story one, a woman stuffs her bra. In story two, we have an altercation in a strip club.

This week Rob Huebel comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about a pizza theft that accelerates quickly. The second story is about a couple that gets too hot in the bedroom. The final story is about a man's Endgame goal.

This week Danny Jolles comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy to hear about one way to spend a Tuesday at the library.

This week Alison Rosen comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about a very intense mother. The second story is about a very curvy mermaid. The final story is about the arrest of a robber for robbing a robber.

This week Preacher Lawson comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about a sure fire way to get a BMW. The second story is the ultimate test of a couples relationship. The final story is the tale of how a new alcohol blood level record was achieved.

This week Dave Ross comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy to hear about a LOT of pennies.

This week comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is the tale of an "ugly" note. The second story is a Karen of the sea. The final story is about the worst man ever. EVER.

This week Jessica St. Clair comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about a new level of the gorilla glue challenge. The second story is about the greatest job of all time. The final story is about a new way to make tortillas.

This week Dan Dunn comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy to hear about a roommate attack.

This week Nate Bargatze comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about a fun way to drive a moped. The second story is about mixing beer, an air mattress, and the Indian Ocean. The final story is about a sensual journey via candle.

This week Dumb People Town goes live as Daniel, Jason and Randy welcome Jack Black and musical guest Open Mike Eagle. To kick off the show, Daniel reads some amazing headlines. In story one, a woman is burned after eating fireworks. In story two, we have the story of the most metal guitar ever made.

This week comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy to hear about a man that finds some grenades.

This week Kurt Braunohler comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about an axe and missing windshield. The second story is about a father challenging his child's birth certificate. The final story is about a thief that scolds a parent.

This week Holly Laurent & Greg Hess come to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about a landlord that pitches their tent in the backyard. The second story is about a porch pirate getting trapped by snow. The final story is about the best excuse for being rude.

This week Mike Drucker comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy to hear about a man that finds some grenades.

This week Justin Martindale comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about a wild night at the best dinner. The second story is about one man's quest to give the fire department something to do. The final story is about the WORST kids tv show.

This week Jon Dore comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about a newspaper delivered with something extra. The second story is about a friend request denied and the death threat that followed. The final story is about a boy stuck in a cat post.

This week Hampton Yount comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy to hear about pizza ingredient theft.

This week Dumb People Town goes live as Daniel, Jason and Randy welcome Zach Galifianakis and musical guest John Paul White. To kick off the show, Daniel reads some amazing headlines. In story one, a man is jailed for snoring too loud. In story two, we have 2020's top objects in orifices.

This week Megan Gailey comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy to hear about a man buried by snow.

This week Corey Forrester comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about a returned engagement ring. The second story is about a man who gets an epic family road trip. The final story is about a walk to remember.

This week Aida Rodriguez comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about a returned mascot. The second story is about a man who gets a matching tattoo with his dog... The final story is about possibly the worst proposal ever done.

This week Gary Gulman comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about an ill planned heist. The second story is about a man with too many kids. The final story is about a shirtless man causing trouble.

This week Jeremiah Watkins comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about a bad "trip" to Disneyland. The second story is about a brawl at an In-N-Out. The final story looks at an upcoming "tickle bar".

This week Jenny Zigrino comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy to hear about a date gone wrong in a cemetary.

DVK and The Sklars are back on the Stereo app taking your questions live! Be sure to catch them live on the Stereo app Tuesdays at noon!

This week Dumb People Town goes live as Daniel, Jason and Randy welcome Dave Anthony & Gareth Reynolds and musical guest Mac Lethal. To kick off the show, Daniel reads some amazing headlines. In story one, we have cannibals performing "illegal" castrations. In story two, woman steals from ex-husbands grave.

DVK and The Sklars are back on the Stereo app taking your questions live! Be sure to catch them live on the Stereo app Tuesdays at noon!

This week Jeremiah Watkins comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about an escape involving a "sea scooter". The second story is about a bald man getting busted at a salon. The final story looks at the word record for cheese variety on a single pizza.

This week Geoff Tice comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy to hear about a mother who sells a Sega console with a special surprise...

This week Reggie Watts comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about a sax player that tries to burn a strip club down after being kicked out. The second story is about a family that was far too trusting of a hotel. The final story is a "wakey wakey" wake up call.

The guys bring you the first of their bonus Stereo episodes! Be sure to catch them live on the Stereo app!

This week Jade Catta-Preta comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about a fun twist on a surprise party. The second story is about a who may love working out a bit too much. The final story is about a fun and "sexy" call to the fire department.

This week Rob Kutner comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy to hear about a pair busted for a lewd roadside attraction...

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This week Billy Wayne Davis comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about a knifing that happens during an argument over almond milk. The second story is about a woman with needles where you would'nt expect. The final story is about a boy that tries to bring a grandparent back to life.

This week Gabriel Iglesias comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about 3 men stuck in a tumble dryer. The second story is about a man that buys a magic lamp. The final story is about a Florida man on a rampage after "lack of lettuce".

This week Chris Sullivan comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy to hear about a man who uses Kool Aid to scam Wal Mart.

This week Dumb People Town goes live as Daniel, Jason and Randy welcome Jon Hamm and musical guest Tennis. To kick off the show, Daniel reads some amazing headlines. In story one, medical practitioners reveal the most "interesting" sex related injuries they encounter. In story two, woman says her boyfriend pushed her to the ground...then changes her story when the police arrive. 

This week David Cross comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about a marriage to a ghost that was called off. The second story is about a teacher suspended for taking students on snack runs. The final story is about man tweets for help after getting trapped in a department store.

This week Negin Farsad comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy to hear about an Aussie couple's fast-food themed wedding.

This week Arden Myrin comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about a man that hijacks a helicopter to save his wife from prison. The second story is about a man that was denied a teaching position at a French kindergarten for being too scary. The final story is about the Richmond PD receiving a report of a cult gathering.

This week Jon Gabrus comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about a tree that falls on a woman’s house… then come the bees. The second story is about a man that steals a truck to meet with aliens. The final story is about a man that kept Nixon's sandwich for 60 years.

This week Mike Carrozza comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy to hear about a coffin confessor (??) that reveals some of the most odd messages his clients request.

This week Sam Morril comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about a Florida man who fought an alligator while walking his dog. The second story is about an abduction during a test drive. The final story is about a man who finds something INTERESTING on the beach.

This week Dumb People Town goes live as Daniel, Jason and Randy welcome Mike Birbiglia and musical guest Mike Doughty. To kick off the show, Daniel reads some amazing headlines. In story one, man retaliates after neighbor leaves dog poop on his lawn. In story two, man breaks up with wife to then marry... his mother-in-law. 

This week Kyle Ayers comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy to hear about a woman who gets VERY comfortable inside a sex shop.

This week Tig Notaro comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about a man who wakes up floating in the ocean after going out for errands. The second story is about a flight simulator game that simulates the passenger experience. The final story is about the home that beer built.

A new weekly podcast about movies from the four-time 'Movie Trivia Schmoedown' champion. The first title up is a big one: Christopher Nolan's 'The Dark Knight.'

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This week Amy Miller comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about a choppy afternoon on the lake with a boat load of priests. The second story is about an incident involving a wild boar and a laptop in a ziplock on a nudist beach. For the final story, a policer office was followed for 11 miles.

This week Daniel, Jay and Randy welcome Jay Light to town to hear a classic Lego in the nose story with a SWEET ending.

This week Greg Fitzsimmons comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about 2 people with chainsaws that attack the wrong group. In the second story, a woman "needs some air" while on a plane. And in the 3rd story there are some sword shenanigans in a pawn shop.

This week Eliza Skinner comes two town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. In the first story a man takes a passive approach to robbing a store. In the second story, a woman takes an underground water wide. In story three Eliza give a personal story from her neighborhood. 

This week Matteo Lane comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy to hear about a woman who calls the police to report mystery meat in a supermarket purchase.

This week David Spade joins Daniel, Jason and Randy in Dumb People Town. In story one, a driver makes a special delivery in a customers yard. In story two a man gets stuck under a bridge while looking for catfish. In story three a woman tries to hire a hitman.

This week Dumb People Town goes live as Daniel, Jason and Randy welcome Jim Gaffigan and musical guest Ben Lee. To kick off the show, Daniel reads headlines and Jim and Ben find out who their Florida Man is. In story one, they hear a story about a man who loses a body part only to have it reappear in another location. In story two, a couple argue over pasta. 

This week Daniel, Jay and Randy welcome Rev Dr. Christopher Stackhouse to town to hear a mysterious story of someone is leaving surprises all over a town.

This week, Daniel, Jason and Randy are joined by Patton Oswalt and Meredith Salenger. In story one a couple is arrested for walking a dog without the appropriate attire. In story two, parents find a creative way to punish their kid. In the final story a girl blames her behavior on her horoscope.

This week Sam Jay comes to town and to hear about a woman who came home from her holiday with a permanent reminder of the trip. In story two, a man takes an unauthorized ride in an ambulance. In the final story a team of doctors make an unusual discovery while checking a woman's sore throat. 

For this Friday episode, Hunter Duncan comes to town to hear about a man at a hotel arrested for threatening another guest.

This week Adam Cayton-Holland comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. In story one, the internet comes together to give a tip to a barrista after getting yelled at for asking a woman to wear a mask and the woman also thinks she deserves a tip. In story two, authorities search for a man in a sewer. In the final story, a Texas woman is banned from Wall-Mart for inappropriately demanding a discount. 

This week Judah Friedlander comes to town to hang out with Daniel, Jason and Randy. In story one, a couple is arrested after a fight involving a late night snack. In story two a man has a very good reason for speeding. In story three a woman reports a bad meal to 911. 

This week Greg Warren joins Daniel, Jason and Randy to hear a story about a man who is denied service at a KFC drive-thru.

This week Kyle Kinane comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. In story one, they hear about a flat earth activist trying to educate children in front of a school. In story two, a man tries to leave his mark on a stadium field. In story three doctors are surprised to find a phone charger inside a mans body.

This week Jessica Kirson comes to town to celebrate Dumb with Daniel, Jason and Randy. In the first story, a Florida man encourages a young driver to speed while driving. In story two, a man drinks too much and seeks the company of monkeys. In the third story a Florida man gets in a frisbee accident with an alligator. 

A Syracuse man rams his car into a smoke shop and get into a fight with an EMT.

This week Daniel, Jason and Randy welcome Beth Stelling to town. In story one a man is terrorized for nearly a decade by mysterious food deliveries. In story two, an Australian teenager takes an insane dare to impress a woman. In story three, a nude sunbather is mistaken for be dead. 

This week Yedoye Travis comes to town to hang out with Daniel, Jason and Randy and hear some stories. In story one, a man is accused of turning his house into a restaurant. In story two, a woman is reunited with her missing cat after many years. In story three stale cereal causes a fight between roommates. 

Ben Gleib joins Daniel, Jason and Randy for a Friday episode of Dumb People Town to hear about a man who needed to be rescued from floating down the river.

This week Daniel, Jason and Randy welcome Adam Ray to town. In story one, a man offers a matter of fact admission to a crime. In story two, a thief finds his social media is taken over when he leaves his phone at the scene of the crime. In story three a description of a mans life causes his obituary to go viral. 

This week, Michael Ian Black comes to town to visit Daniel, Jason and Randy. In story one, an Australian man’s arranges a Facebook meeting to live out his sexual fantasy. In story two, a man leaves his personal information behind after shoplifting. In story three, watermelons are used in a robbery. 

A man is arrested after robbing Dunkin' donuts multiple times in a month.

This week, Jeff Ross comes to town to visit with Daniel, Jason and Randy. In story one, WE HAVE A GREENLEE about a naked woman who has an altercation with a cyclist and Jeff gives Will Greenlee a mini roast. In story two, a man is on a mission to heat up his Hot Pockets. In story three, a red mustang is involved in an unlikely race.

This week Daniel, Jason and Randy welcome Jimmy O. Yang to town to hear about a story about a man who returns some trash to the rightful owner. In story two, a man is sent an invoice for damages after a demonstration by Satanists. In story three, a man is offended in a drive-thru.

Dumb People Town will not be releasing an episode or any promotional posts tomorrow. We will be observing Blackout Tuesday and encourage our listeners to do the same. Use the day to reflect on the lives that have been lost due to racism and injustice. Spread the word about organizations and programs that are offering help in during this necessary time of calling for change. And if possible, donate to those organizations and programs. We stand with all the people striving to fix our broken system. We hope you do too.

Black Lives Matter.

Daniel, Jason and Randy welcome Katie Rich for a Friday episode of Dumb People Town. In today’s story, a woman in Florida ignores social distancing and then reporting

This week Daniel, Jason and Randy welcome Nikki Glaser to town. To start, in story one a scantily clad wine enthusiast does extreme wine tasking. In story two, a man robs a neighbors home and leaves a trail of clues behind. In story three, a couple of guys at an Applebee’s get angry at last call. 

Josh Gondleman joins Daniel, Jason and Randy in town to hear three great stories. In story one, a man is forced to quarantine in a ghost town he owns. In story two, the Lucky Devil Lounge in Oregon finds another way to safely bring dancers to an audience. In story three, a man chooses a dangerous way to deal with a rat problem. 

Myq Kaplan joins Daniel, Jason and Randy for a Friday episode of Dumb People Town! Daniel brings the story about a couple who is trying to help a local pizza restaurant but didn’t get what they were expecting. 

Tom Papa joins Daniel, Jason and Randy to discuss this celebrate stories sent in by our listeners. In story 1, a British medieval enthusiast takes on harassing neighborhood kids. In story 2 a man is caught camping on a private Disney island. In story 3, a 5 year old steals his parents car go after his dream car. 

Happy Monday Sklarboro Country listeners. We all know wearing covid-19 masks aren't comfortable but necessary. the Sklar Brothers start with a story with one politicians excuse for not wearing a facemask to "You gotta go" status. Story number 2 is about a city commisioner in Michigan who has gone off the rails.

This week, Brad Meltzer comes to town to hear the story of a man who leads police on wild chase through a Palm Beach neighborhood. In story two, a man jumps ship during a surprise company outing. In story three, Brad tells a story about and encounter that he had with Jason, Randy and the Governor of West Virginia. 

Happy Monday, we hope you are enjoying your weekly preview of the Sklarbro Country.

The Sklar Brothers talk about a perfectly valid unemployment claim that raised a few eyebrows. Randy finds out that swingers clubs are a thing. 

Jen Kirkman Checks in. Listen to her podcast wherever you get your shows. 

The Sklar Brother lament the loss of of the Furry convention. Out of work announcer "Chet Waterhouse" leaves a message. The second story involves a protest in Raleigh.

On Today's episode of the 2 Sklars no Bars, Randy and Jason share a story about a man who called in a bomb threat to get out of work. Then the tell a story about an argument that erupted on a golf course.

The Hosts of Mega Drop By with a very special message in song. Check out the mega podcast where ever you get podcasts. https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/mega/id1425141892

Today, Bobby Lee comes to town to visit…and we have a Greenlee! In story 1, a woman starts a fight after she is denied a drink. In story 2, a firecracker fight gets out of control. In story 3, a woman commits to washing her hands to protect herself from Corona Virus. 

Daniel, Jason and Randy welcome David Giuntoli and Milana Vayntraub from the movie Mothers Little Helpers to town. Todays story is about an ex-dental office receptionist accusing her former employer of drug and alcohol use at work in a lawsuit. 

This week Rory Scovel comes to town to hear about a search for gold that ends in arson. In story 2, a strip club in Portland finds a way to stay in business while social distancing. In story 3 a couple take a motorized shopping cart out for a drink. 

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Daniel, Jason and Randy discuss the final Tiger King episode.

This week, Duncan Trussel comes to town to celebrate dumb in the world. In story one, a woman won’t stop dancing during a traffic stop. In story two, a woman sues Chuck E. Cheese over a ticket mishap. To wrap up the show a teachers assistant requests assistance from a student. 

On this Friday episode, Debra DiGiovanni visits town to hear about a man blaming his dog for his bad driving.

After finishing the series, Daniel, Jason and Randy get into episodes 6 and 7 and then a full series wrap up.

Daniel, Jason and Randy give their take on Episodes 4 and 5

Dan, Jason and Randy give their take on Episodes 2 and 3

This week John Moe visits town to hear about a Florida man jailed twice in two days for pretending to be a cop. In story 2, unruly passengers cause multiple delays. In story 3, a woman makes a shocking discovery about her house plant.

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Today Dan, Jason and Randy welcome Natasha Chandel, host of the Kinda Dating podcast on Starburns Audio, Dan brings a story about a Wisconsin man who called the police line with multiple unusual requests.

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This week Brad Williams visits town. To start, Brad tells a story about meeting his hero! In story 1, a man deals with a long time arm injury. In story 2, a gamer makes a costly error! 

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This week Aaron Chen comes to town to hear the story of a man who threatens a man while playing disc golf. In story 2, Facebook refuses to take down a page that has a business page devoted to her. In story 3 a man asks friends to borrow robbery supplies. 

A man runs out on his bill at a strip club.

Comedians Adam Cayton-Holland, Ben Roy, and Andrew Orvedahl, collectively known as The Grawlix, try to improve their own lives and, by extension, the world at large.

This week Dan, Jason and Randy welcome Paula Poundstone to town to start with a story about a man who wants to go into combat instead of going to trail. In story 2, a man is pulled over by the police but doesn’t quite see it that way. In story 3, a dog collar is designed to translate for your dog's.

Dan, Jason and Randy welcome Mo Rocca to town to hear a story about men in kilts doing a full frontal dance at a Renaissance fair. In story 2, a beachcomber makes an interesting find on the beach. In story 3 people from a town in North Caroline are concerned about the negative effects of solar farms. 

Nathan Rabin comes to town to hear a story about a disturbance breaking out in a cribbage game.

Dumb People Town is LIVE at Largo with Will Arnett, Paul F. Tompkins and musical guest Colin Hay. To kick off the show Dan introduces a new headline game and each guest learns about their Florida Man. In story 1, they hear about three worst first date ever. In story 2 an underwear bandit gets caught!

This week Anthony Jeselnik stops into town to hear about a man who admits to the police that he’s not good at stealing cars. In story 2, a man calls the police to repost a missing cheeseburger. In story 3, a woman who thinks she is suffering with symptoms from Crohn's disease finds out that her problems are coming from an outside source. 

Dan, Jason and Randy welcome Harry Moroz to town to hear about a man who secretly moves into a supermarket.

Dan, Jason and Randy welcome Greg Fitzsimmons to town to hear about a Georgia man who steals a sex device from ex lover. In story 2, a man takes big steps to prove to his mother that he is independent. In the third story a woman is arrested for an unusual attack on a train. 

This week Dan, Jason and Randy welcome actress and podcast host Alessandra Torresani to town. In story 1, a car is stolen from an Adult store with a passenger and his unusual pet. In story 2, a bodybuilder is ready to marry his girlfriend after getting her plastic surgery. In story 3, a Tesla owner finds an way to eliminate the need for car keys. 

A gift of a magnifying glass causes problems for Christmas.

Dan, Jason and Randy bring DPT Live from Sketchfest! First they start out with Flatos! Then they welcome Chris Redd and musical guests Aimee Mann and Ted Leo to hear about their Florida Man! For story number one, WE HAVE A GREENLEE where a woman is arrested for pointing at her husband. In story two, they recap the things people got stuck in their ears, nose and swallowed and other areas you shouldn’t search in 2019. 

Chad Daniels joins Daniel, Jason and Randy in town to hear a two parter first story with two different people scratch cars for different reasons. In story 2, a woman is unhappy when her boyfriend won’t celebrate her new job with her. In story 3, a man poses for an artists but doesn’t pay. 

A college professor is caught offering Arby’s gift cards in exchange for dates. 

Moshe Kasher comes to town to hear about a couple who gets engaged after a bizarre robbery. In story 2, a man is caught doing donuts in front of a night club. In story 3, there is an unusual new trend in self care. 

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Dan, Jason and Randy welcome Nick Thune to town to hear a story about a fight for the front seat. In story two, a tiny hot tub for your delicates and in story three, questionable props are used at a career fair. 

This weeks mini is a taste of the Patreon episodes with Randy bringing in a story for Jason and Dan. A California Congressman is caught using campaign money for personal expenses.

Jeff Dye joins Dan, Jason and Randy in Town and to kick off the show we have a Greenlee! In story one, a man is accused of sealing a variety of meats. In the second story a man tries to come to the rescue. In story three a man reveals an unlikely hiding place for a pair of tweezers. 

Quinta Brunson visits town to hear a story about a woman who is asked to call an ambulance and takes care of business. In the second story, a Taco Bell employee shows a guest what they have for them. In story 3, a Florida man makes an unnecessary admission to the police. 

A man places a very special order at a McDonald's

Ryan Stout visits Town and hears a story about a hitman who outsources his work. In story 2, a man loses something in his nose. In story 3, a security guard makes a case for the side effects of an idle mind. 

DPT is LIVE from Largo in Los Angeles! David Longstreth of Dirty Projectors starts off the show and plays a special version of the DPT theme song. Then Dan, Jason and Randy welcome their guests "Weird Al" Yankovic and Dimitri Martin to find out about their Flordia man. In story one, two women take an argument to the highway. In story 2 a man uses an unconventional weapon on a home intruder. 

Dennis Gubbins visits town and hears about a woman in a relationship with an inanimate object. 

Maz Jobrani visits town and hears about a man who tries to pick up the ring on the way to his wedding. In story 2, a strip finds a way to bring in new business. In story 3, a man has a plan to manage storms. 

Joel Stein visits town to hear about a woman who hides in an attempt to rob a Big Lots. In story 2, a woman refused to get off of a plane. In story 3, a festival goer forgets where he parked his car. 

A brawl breaks out over hot dogs.

Margaret Cho visits town to hear about a woman who leads a shirtless chase. In story 2, a groom gets into trouble borrowing a bike. In story 3, a woman loses her memory about a difficult trip to the bathroom. 

Rick Glassman visits town to hear a story of a man who tries to tries to steal a musical instrument. In the second story, a bunch of old TVs are discovered on a doorbell camera. In the third story a man prepares to turn himself into jail.  

On this weeks mini, Randy Feltface visits the town all the way from down under to tackle a story about an abandoned running car with an odd collection of items inside.

This week, James Adomian visits the town and immediately gets a Greenlee from tcpalm.com about a Popeyes theft. In Story 2, from , thefloridatimes.com, a band robbery and grand theft auto chase ends in swimming and tears. And finally, in Story 3, from nbcnews.com, a child has hundreds of tooth-like structures removed.

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This week, Jen Kirkman comes to town! In Story 1, from pjstar.com, a man is punched after declining a sip of a stranger's hooch. In Story 2, from nj.com, a woman is startled when Pennywise the Clown floats down into her backyard. And finally, in Story 3, from abcnews.go.com, a man dressed as Captain Jack Sparrow has disappeared after setting off on a paddle boat.

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For this weeks mini, we have a Greenlee!!! Andrew Lopez visits town to discuss the story of a man who tries to answer the questions of how many beers is too many.

Dumb People Town comes to the Bell House in Brooklyn for their LIVE with musical guest Rhett Miller. After a few Flatos, the guys welcome Aparna Nancherla and Michael Che with the Florida Man Game. Then they discuss the story of a man who is falsely accused of stealing and takes great measures to prove his innocence. For story 2, WE HAVE A GREENLEE with a report of an avocado causing a problem. 

The guys welcome Rachel Bloom to town to  talk about a house with a neighborhood stalker. In story 2, a woman sets new bizarre record. In story 3 Australians get the chance to have a wedding with an incredible theme. 

Zach Bornstein visits town to discuss a man who is fed up with a truck partially parked on his lawn. 

This week Michael McMillian comes to town to hear a story from the BBC about two people who make the most of a banking error. Then Dan has some exciting Jan Flato updates! In Story 2 from Tampabay.com, a man is arrested after a failed attempts at a surgical procedure. Then in story 3 from The Tennessean, a school bans Harry Potter books for a very logical reason. 

Michael Rosenbaum and Chris Sullivan (from In Love... podcast) come to town to hear about a clash over a bulk trash cart that quickly escalates. In story 2, a brides sister takes the invitation to wear whatever she wants seriously. In story 3, a woman refuses to complete a drive-thru visit. 

H.Alan Scott comes to town to hear about a tiki torch fight on a patio.

This week Dave Holmes is in town to talk about a man who sues about a run in at an Insane Clown Posse concert. In story 2, a man pursues legal action over their popular chicken sandwich. In story 3 a man try to avoid a sobriety test.

Dumb People Town returns to Largo for their LIVE show with Pete Yorn. After a few Flatos, the guys welcome Andy Richter and Kate Micucci with the Florida Man Game. Then they discuss the first story where a woman gets caught in a rural area in a possible robbery. For the next story…WE HAVE A GREENLEE!!!! A man takes himself to the police station to reveal he was holding contraband. 

A man has a special relationship with a squirrel. 

Fortune Feimster comes to town to talk about a man who aggressively demands a ride from a stranger. In story 2, a Cleveland bank robber provides too much info during a robbery. In the final story, karma catches up with a condiment thief. 

The guys welcome Harland Williams to town to hear about a couple who have uninvited visitors to their Airbnb. In the second story, a man checks in to a hospital and doesn’t notice that they’ve performed the wrong procedure. In the final story, a mans discovers a problem with his eye. 

Amanda Seales comes to Town to talk about a movement who has doubts about birds. 

Todd Barry stops by Dumb People Town to hear about a man caught breaking into a house with an unusual partner in crime. In story two, a woman finds a household items in her nachos and in story three a man claims to have a time machine and to be from the future.

Trae Crowder and Drew Morgan of WellRed Trae Crowder and Drew Morgan of the WellRed podcast join the podcast join the guys to talk about a man  who takes an interesting opportunity to praise God. In story two, a man gets arrested attempting to claim a backpack filled with illegal substances. In story three, a man advertises something personal that he enjoys on a bumper sticker. 

After winning a meat raffle, a drunken prank involving pork chops ruins a fellow bar goers career.

John Lovett (Pod Save America, Lovett or Leave It) stops by hear about a man makes a bomb as a prank on his friend. In story two, a woman is arrested for allowing her daughters to have a dangerous pool party. In the third story, a traffic stop reveals a car full of contraband. 

Taylor Tomlinson pays a visit to town to hear about a couple of stolen cars get involved in an unusual chase and crash. In story 2, a Taiwanese man misplaces his airpod that turns up in an extremely unexpected place. In story 3, a man gets rescued in a final attempt to free his drone from a tree. 

A boy get carried away while paying with magnets

To start off a very special Dumb People Town Live from Largo, Joey Ryan of The Milk Carton Kids sings the theme song. After a few Flatos, the guys celebrate guests Lauren Lapkus and Patton Oswalt with the Florida Man Birthday game. Then they discuss story 1 where a scantily clad woman breaks into a house and surprises the homeowner. In story 2, a man and his stylish cat are caught, also breaking into a house. 

Julia Sweeney visits to hear about a man who has an adventure on a riding lawn mower. In story two, a business owner makes sweet treats at a neighboring business less sweet. In the third story, a baker makes a very special birthday cake. 

A Florida cop has been disciplined for allowing a couple under arrest to smoke, kiss, cuddle, and otherwise engage in sexual activity while they were in the rear of a police cruiser!

Jim Jefferies visits to the guys to hear about a postal worker who gets in trouble but it's not his fault! In the second story, a woman enjoys a few drinks and gets takes a bag that doesn't belong to her. The third story a Rotary Club in Michigan celebrates with a 1998 Saturn. 

This week Janet Varney and Cole Stratton stop by to hear about a confusing  squeege attack. In the second story a woman steals her car back after taking it to the dealership for repair. In the third story, a couple get arrested for adult fun in a kiddie pool. 

A Huntsville, AL gas station robbery ends in a knife vs machete fight!

This week Amiee Mann and Ted Leo (The Art of Process) stop in to hear about a man with a curious reason for not doing a field sobriety test. In the second story, a man  tries to sue his parents for destroying his massive porn collection. In story 3, bowls of mashed potatoes mysteriously appear on cars. 

This week, Jonah Ray joins the show. Story 1 covers boxed wine and exposed breasts at a hospital. In story 2, an Australian man gets stuck and the Internet comes to rescue with some advice about pickle juice. Story 3 covers a poorly thought-out lawn sign.

This story has everything: Florida, nudity, a car chase, and a colorful baseball bat. Listen in! 

This week Derek Waters joins the show! 

In Story 1, a part-time pastor Easter stunt goes horribly wrong

Story 2 woman gets arrested for shooting a t-shirt gun

Story 3 explains an automatic sperm extractor!

To start off a very special live DPT at the Largo at the Coronet, Aimee Mann sings the theme song!  

After a few Flatos, Tim Heidecker joins the show to discuss Story 1, in which a Darwin man nearly dies after multiple snakebites!  

Then for Story 2, John C. Reilly joins the show to discuss a Greenlee in which a man is caught with a bag of urine!  

To close out the show, a new segment: Florida Man birthdays!

For this week's mini, Jon Rudnitsky joins the show to discuss the tale of a man who claims an adverse reaction to coffee caused him to cause ruckus at a movie theater!

In Story 1, a suspect tells police he's a cat.  

In a Stitcher Premium extended segment: a deep dive into all things Vegas!  

Story 2 brings us a man who breaks a photo bomber's nose.  

In Story 3,  we almost lose a grandma.  

This week Sara Schaefer joins the show! 

In Story 1, a woman is accused of public masturbation.

Story 2 brings us an unruly woman on a plane.

Story 3  is the tale of the most innocent suspect ever!

Dan St. Germain joins the show to discuss the tale of a hotel chain exorcism complaint!

This week Nate Bargatze joins the show!

In Story 1, two dummies shoot each other while wearing bulletproof vests.  

Then in a Stitcher Premium exclusive segment, the guys talk to Nate about his special and more!  

Story 2 brings us a man who swallows a fork.  

Story 3 is the tale of violence at a Wawa. 

Live from the Moontower Comedy Festival, we start off with some Flatos! 

Then Jon Glaser and Eliza Skinner join the show and we dive into Story 1, which involves a reckless scooter driver and an out of control dog. 

Steve Agee joins in for a game of Guess The Agee! 

In Story 2, we have a nasty case of eye-bees! 

Then we hear some Townie stories, including: a fight between a German and a horse, a naked man chase, a Greenlee about a garbage artist, and a cake/vacuum theft at a Dairy Queen!

Nate Abshire joins the show to discuss two mini stories! In Story 1, a suspect in a drive-off is caught, and in Story 2 we hear the tale of a golf cart joyride!

Story 1 is a Greenlee involving surf and turf!

In a Stitcher Premium exclusive extended interview, Josh talks about writing for Last Week Tonight, plus a mini story involving a mom who advocates for her son's dating life a bit too much! 

Story 2 brings us a Valentine's Day attempt for a free meal at an Outback Steakhouse! 

Story 3 is the sad tale of the demise of a nudist restaurant. 

This week Nick Swardson visits DPT!

Story 1 brings us a set of testicles dipped in salsa.

Story 2 is the tale of a fight at a buffet.  

In Story 3, a car unintentionally leaves an offensive image in the snow.

For this week's Friday Episode, Chris Mancini joins the show to discuss the tale of an Austin man who tries to boil eggs and ends up getting threatened at knifepoint.

This week the legendary "Weird Al" Yankovic joins us in Dumb People Town!

Story 1 is a Greenlee about a violent incident involving a remote control and dentures.

Story 2 brings us a love story involving a zombie doll.

Story 3 is the tale of a misunderstanding at an illegal strip club.

Then for our Stitcher Premium listeners, we have an extra story about a cat owner who gets stuck up a tree trying to save a cat!

This week Dana Gould joins the show!

In Story 1: Utah driver accused of fleeing, mooning, flipping.

Story 2 is a Greenlee -- the tale of the dry-mouth driver.

Story 3 brings us a disturbance at a McDonalds!

Julius Sharpe joins the show to discuss the tale of a Canadian burglar who makes himself at home!

This week Hampton Yount joins the show!

In Story 1 we have a completely naked woman who chases a would-be lover across the road.

In a Stitcher Premium Exclusive segment, Story 2 brings us a town that could vote into reality a sex doll brothel... or two.

Story 3 is the tale of an Australian man precariously wedged in a drain.

This week A.D. Miles joins the show!

In Story 1, a hungry shoplifter gets caught. 

Story 2 brings us a drunk woman who isn't sure if she was stabbed and has questions about her son's future.

Story 3 is the tale of a man with a backpack and no plan.

For this week's minisode, Dan Ahdoot joins the show to discuss the story of a man who injects himself with semen for his back pain!

In Story 1, a teenager is arrested after trying to get a discount on a Playstation by weighing it as a bag of fruit. 

Then a Stitcher Premium interview in which Bev spins some yarns about old school Hollywood stories! 

Story 2 brings us a man who wrecks his home with an axe after he thought his wife damaged his action figures. 

Story 3 -- brought in by Beverly herself -- is the tale of a diamond billionaire who died during penis enlargement surgery.

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In a special live episode of Dumb People Town at the renowned Largo at the Coronet, the Sklar Brothers and Daniel Van Kirk are joined by My Favorite Murder's Karen Kilgariff and Mad Men's Jon Hamm, with comedically pertinent musical interludes by the great Langhorne Slim! Stories include: a man bitten by a venomous spider on his manhood (for the second time), a woman who discovers a snake in her toilet, and an exhaustive list of bizarre and random items Americans got stuck in their orifices in 2018. It's a night of rollicking laughs and silliness between old friends. 

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Aaron Urist joins the show to discuss the story of a man arrested after biting a man while arguing about conspiracy theories... in a hot tub.

This week, Pete Holmes joins the show! 

In Story 1, a man's dentures become evidence in a burglary investigation. 

In a Stitcher Exclusive interview, the group discusses the challenge of tackling the comedy world on TV. 

Story 2 brings us a man who tries to attack a neighbor with a stun gun and a ulu knife. 

Story 3 is the tale of a woman on a scooter drinking wine from a Pringles can outside of a Walmart for hours.

This week, Corinne Fisher joins the show!

Story 1 is a wild crime spree in Hoboken involving Snapple, a nail salon, bare buttocks, and Hennessy!

Story 2 brings us a woman who lived with a plastic pill packet in her throat for days without realizing it.

Story 3 is the tale of a Pennsylvania police department looking for drunk volunteers.

Nate Craig joins the show to discuss a fight inside an elementary school that ends in a car crash!

This week Brent Weinbach joins the show! 

In Story 1: A dummy fails to rob an Arby's. 

Story 2 is the tale of an illegal game of bumper cars. 

Story 3 brings us a drunk man who sleeps on a dog bed with a giant dog... in the wrong home.

This week, Tim Heidecker joins the show!

For Story 1, we have a Greenlee in which some folks with historical names are jailed. 

Story 2 brings us a drunk woman who fights inflatable snowman. 

Story 3 is the tale of a man who uses pizza as a weapon against his father.

Mary Lynn Rajskub joins the show this week! In Story 1: A Dollar Tree candy theft that escalates quickly. Story 2 brings us a burglar who makes himself at home. And Story 3 is the tale of a fight at a holiday party after an argument about magical spells.

Alison Haislip joins the show this week! 

In Story 1, a man slips down a grease vent at a Chinese restaurant.  

Story 2 is the tale of a Florida wedding reception that results in a stabbing, a balcony fall, and more. 

Story 3 brings us edible butthole chocolates.

DJ Douggpound joins the show to discuss the tale of automobile shenanigans when a car flies through the air and into a house!

This week, Paul Scheer and Doug Benson visit Dumb People Town in a very special live episode from SF Sketchfest! 

In Story 1 is a harrowing tale of the worst neighbor of all time.

Story 2 involves a wedding photographer went above and beyond the call of duty.

Then some Townies bring some stories, including: a Greenlee, a Christmas-ham-throwing incident, a naked man with a gun and a samurai sword, road tenders, and more!

Comedian Rhea Butcher joins the show to discuss the tale of a fugitive who wins the heart of local police for his response to a wanted ad.

This week, comedian Rory Scovel joins the show!

Comedian Zach Martina joins the guys to discuss the tale of a bank robber who is nabbed during a cab ride to the liquor store!

This week, Kenny and Keith Lucas visit Dumb People Town! Story 1 is the tale of an unexpected party. Story 2 brings us an unruly woman who refuse to leave a porch, and Story 3 is an ash-burglary.

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Comedians Jesse Neil and Keith Kingbay join the guys to discuss the tale of a half-naked woman who causes a scene at a restaurant after falling through the ceiling... twice.

Comedian Eliza Skinner joins the show this week! 

In Story 1, a series of horrible decisions starts in a strip club and ends with a man in the nude, after a bizarre kidnapping. 

Story 2 is the tale of a poorly executed birthday cake. 

Then, in Story 3, some scary dumbness on the high seas.

Comedian Beth Lapides joins the show to discuss the tale of an Airbnb "Super Host" who breaks into his guest house while it's being rented!

The hilarious Jo Koy visits Dumb  People Town this week!

 In Story 1,  a boy gets himself into high speed chase because his mother took away his Playstation.  

For Story 2, a Belgian robbery is foiled. 

Story 3 is the tale of a service dog's feces ruining a flight.

Comedian Forrest Shaw joins the guys to discuss a story in which a woman is jailed after hitting her husband and brother in a quest for beer!

This week, comedian Fahim Anwar joins the show!

In Story 1, a naked man sneaks around before munching on some ramen.

Story 2 brings us a widows who holds onto her late husband's... tattoos.

Story 3 is the age-old tale of a wedding crasher.

Comedian Ryan Singer joins the show to discuss a story in which a man attacks a group of teenage girls dressed as zombies!

This week, comedian/musician Kate Micucci visits Dumb People Town! 

In Story 1, a woman in a store farts and pulls a knife on an offended customer.  

For Story 2, a Dutch positivity trainer appeals to change his age.  

Story 3 is the tale of a man who is accused of stealing candy from Walmart.

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Writer/comedian Spike Feresten joins the guys to discuss the tale of a stolen toilet!

One hundred episodes of Dumb People Town! To celebrate the milestone Jason, Randy, and Daniel are joined by comedy heavy-hitters Will Forte & Zach Galifianakis, as well as Ted Leo of Ted Leo and the Pharmacists, at the legendary LA venue, Largo at the Coronet!

In Story 1, a would-be burglar falls through a Waffle House ceiling.

Story 2 is the tale of a woman who is a fan of Girl Scout Cookies, but probably not the ones you're thinking of.

Story 3 brings us a truly disgusting cake.

Then some Townies share stories involving crocs and alligators, and a man thirsty for paint!

Actor Matt Letscher visits Dumb People Town to discuss a story in which a woman gives the gift of... her belly button. 

This week, comedian Kyle Kinane ventures to Dumb People Town!

In Story 1, a man busts into several homes looking for someone to fight.  

Story 2 brings us a bar patron who gets angry after someone turns off Black Sabbath. 

Story 3 is the tale of an Antarctic stabbing incident that occurred over... book spoilers.

Holly Laurent visits the show to discuss the story of a wildfire started by a gender-reveal party!

This week comedian (and Canadian) Jon Dore visits Dumb People Town!

In Story 1: a vicious fight at a gender-reveal party at Applebee's. 

Story 2 is the tale of a man who makes trouble outside a Medieval Times -- then that same night, skinny-dips in a shark tank. (It may or may not have been Rob Ford.)

Story 3 brings us cookies baked with a special ingredient: Grandma.

Ryan Sickler joins Jason, Randy, and Dan to discuss a drunken man who disrupts a wedding reception by committing a dancing infraction and starting a fight.

Jason, Randy, and Daniel start the show off with some Flato-isms, then are joined by a bonafide expert in doing dumb things, comedian Bert Kreischer!  

In Story 1, we've got a Greenlee!  Two women were arrested after trying to re-enact a scene from Dirty Dancing in a wine store.

Story 2 is the tale of a woman who claims a ghost dragged her child across the floor and possessed him, so she enlists a professional named Spooky Julie to help.

Then some Townies bring news stories of their own! Including: a wild car chase, the story of a true-life forensic scientist who experiences dumb criminals all day long, appliance-thieves who left their phone number at the scene of the crime, and a man who burned down his house while trying to incinerate spiders!

The guys are joined by comedian Greg Hess to discuss a story involving a mysterious fiery hole in Arkansas!

This week, comedian Andrew Santino visits Dumb People Town!  

In Story 1, a man is arrested after booby-trapping a federal agent.

Story 2 is a Greenlee! It's the tale of a shirtless man hanging out by the dumpsters and causing a disturbance.

In Story 3, the name of a new strip club has some citizens concerned.

This week comedian Mo Mandel joins the guys for a Friday episode of Dumb People Town to discuss the story of a criss-crossing crime spree in Billings, Montana!

This week, comedian/actor Mary Holland visits Dumb People Town!

In Story 1, a housemaid thoroughly cleans her client's liquor cabinet. 

For Story 2, a man gets stabbed at a haunted house. 

In Story 3, a suspicious man on the roof claims he's dying.

This Friday, comedian Chris Cubas comes on down to Dumb People Town to discuss a botched watch theft in Florida involving a barbecue joint, a conspicuous getaway vehicle, and a Wawa!

This week the legendary Kevin Nealon comes on down to Dumb People Town! 

Story 1 brings us a crook who tries to commit robbery using Scrabble tiles. 

In Story 2: this isn't Harry Potter, but a boy finds himself under attack from Voldemort. 

Story 3 is the tale of a man who cracked some malt liquor open in a questionable location.