Dumb People Town

By All Things Comedy, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk

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 Jan 19, 2020


 Nov 21, 2019
Flato lifestyle

Wow Jeff
 Nov 14, 2019
The hosts are the dumb people. Example, the had Weird Al on and the talked 80% of the time and played their unfunny games. A big miss.

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 Jul 5, 2019
love this so much!


 Jun 8, 2019

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It’s as much an exploration as it is a celebration of dumb people doing dumb things (often in Florida). With Daniel Van Kirk, Randy Sklar, and Jason Sklar. www.patreon.com/dumbpeopletown

Episode Date
Neal Brennan - Jacqueline Be Henson'
3163

Neal Brennan joins us as Randy describes a corn theft, Daniel warns against licorice mistakes, and Jason pleads with you to not visit sex workers on your honeymoon, and so much more!

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Mar 21, 2023
Beth Stelling - Good Ol' Fashioned Chair Stacking
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Beth Stelling sits in while Daniel explains how a couple gets caught having sex in court, Jason tells of car thieves got arrested by stopping at McDonalds, and Randy paints a scene of a woman doing Irish folk dancing during a sobriety test, and so much more!

Mar 14, 2023
David Cross - Finish Me
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David Cross sits in as Randy tells a story of a father/son Pokemon Go team turns to assault, Daniel describes an unusual robot, and Jason explains how a woman can control bees and so much more!

Mar 07, 2023
Kelsey Cook - Gimpin' Ain't Easy
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Kelsey Cook is here to hang as Daniel describes a gimp man on the loose in England, Randy regails about a moody airline passenger, and Jason details the best (?) way to scare off Jehovah's Witnesses, and so much more!

Feb 28, 2023
Jason Nash - Let Jesus Take The Whip
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Jason Nash stops by as Dan shares a story about a woman with a pitchfork and a whip outside a Publix, and Randy concludes with a couple that contaminated a town's water supply with their gender reveal and so much more!

Feb 21, 2023
Live From SF Sketchfest 2023 with Kyle Kinane , Robby Hoffman, & DJ Eva
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Kyle Kinane, Robby Hoffman, and DJ Eva join us live from SF Sketchfest to play a round of "Which Florida Man Are You?" (based on their birthdates), Jason tells the story of a couple who got handsy while in line for a ride, Randy explains how a scammer posed as Bret Michaels to get money, and Daniel plays a round of "What Did We Get Stuck In Ourselves in 2022?" 

Feb 14, 2023
Rory Scovel - Born Here
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Rory Scovel sits in as Randy tells the story of a truck thief found in the trailer, Daniel explains how a throuple can involve a sex doll, and Jason concludes with a man who calls 9-1-1 on his sister over laundry, and so much more!

Feb 07, 2023
Al Madrigal - Monkey Island
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Comedian/actor/Founder of All Things Comedy, Al Madrigal, is here as Randy tells the tale of a boudoir photo album lost in a divorce, Jason explains how a woman ended up superglued to a swing, and Daniel contemplates how someone tried to rob their fellow passengers on an international flight, and so much more!

Jan 31, 2023
Fortune Feimster - Cooking A Cheesecake
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Fortune Feimster joins as Dan regales about an inmate's escape on a bike, Randy tells of a home invasion for cheesecake, and Jason relays a story about oddly shaped cloud! And so much more!

Jan 24, 2023
Brian Posehn - Armless and Dangerous
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Brian Posehn stops by to listen to Randy tell of an emu and chef crimefighting team, Dan recaps a lawnmower interrupting a wedding, and Jason warns against sleeping with your mouth open! And more!

Jan 17, 2023
Rob Corddry - Dead Guy, P.I.
3097

Rob Corddry steps into the basement with Dan, Jason, and Randy for their first episode from All Things Comedy. The first story is about a man taking his morning revenge out on his ex's grave, the second is about a company that's willing to pay you to put roaches in your house, and the third is about a man on a joyride (on top of his vehicle).

Jan 10, 2023
Daniel, Randy, & Jason - Happy New Year!
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Jan 03, 2023
Marta Ravin - Thrown Under The Double Decker Bus
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Randy, Jason, and Daniel are joined by Marta Ravin! This weeks story is about a dog behind the wheel?!

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Dec 30, 2022
Hampton Yount - Faith No More Hill
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This week Hampton Yount comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about a stolen sheriff's car. The second story is a lesson in getting what you pay for. The final story is about 2 helpful Denny's customers?

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Dec 27, 2022
Scott Rogowsky - Release The Eagle
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This week Scott Rogowsky comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is a mistaken robbery. The second story is all about motherhood. The final story is a shocking surprise on a roof.

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Dec 20, 2022
Morgan Jay -
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Dec 16, 2022
DPT LIVE - Andrew Dismukes, Roy Wood Jr., and Max Clarke - Judgmental Dog
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This week Dumb People Town goes live as Daniel, Jason and Randy welcome in Brooklyn! In story one, a landlord gives warning for "loud romping". In story two, a dog ends a relationship. The last story is about a "hot pursuit" in a Vegas airport... And special musical guest Max Clarke of Cut Worms!

Dec 13, 2022
Aimee Mann & Ted Leo - Stop That Steel
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This week Aimee Mann & Ted Leo come to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story takes place in the city of brotherly HATE?? The second story finds an unlikely pair walking into a bar. The final story is about a real like Black Mirror episode.

Dec 06, 2022
Mark Ellis - Barefoot In A Sundress
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Randy, Jason, and Daniel are joined by Mark Ellis! This weeks story is about one mom's mishap in a sundress.

Dec 02, 2022
Byron Bowers - Spiritual Inward
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This week Byron Bowers comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is all about a getaway with the worst possible vehicle. The second story is a very happy meal. The final story is about an entrepreneur.

Nov 29, 2022
Lewis Black - Sex Toy Story
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This week Lewis Black comes back to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is all about teens partying too hard. The second story is a sex toy nightmare. The final story is about a man in a balloon.

Nov 22, 2022
Doug Fager - Can I Touch?
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This week Doug Fager comes to town to hang with Daniel, Randy and Jason. This week's story is about a stripper in an unlikely place!

Nov 18, 2022
Wondery Presents: This Job Is History
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Where the oddest jobs from the past meet a comedian from the present… and it’s awkward! On this weekly show, Chris Parnell (SNL, Rick and Morty) welcomes guests who have held some of human history’s most unexpected and downright bizarre jobs: funeral clowns, garden hermits, VHS clerks, and everything in between. With the help of his tireless producer, Chris hears from the essential workers from decades and centuries past. Because before there were actual medical doctors, there were barber surgeons. And before there was Instacart, there were milkmen. Wondery’s This Job Is History is a funny, absurd, and informative look into how time can change the way we live and work. 


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Nov 17, 2022
DPT LIVE - Greg Fitzsimmons, Brad Morris, and Barry Fontenot - Red, Dead Dementia
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This week Dumb People Town goes live as Daniel, Jason and Randy welcome in Chicago! In story one, a man squashes a world record. In story two, a man tries to hide a gun after a terrible mistake. The second story is about airdropping nudes. The last story is about the wildest way to try to poison your husband... And special musical guest Barry Fontenot!

Nov 15, 2022
Jillian Bell & Natalie Morales - Put Together A Pillow
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This week Jillian Bell & Natalie Morale comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about a real life fuck festival. The second story tells the story behind one of the best head stones ever. The final story is about the worst song ever.

Nov 08, 2022
Kyle Newacheck - Point of No Return
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This week Kyle Newacheck comes to town to hang with Daniel, Randy and Jason. This week's story is another classic tale of something inside of someone that shouldn't be there.

Nov 04, 2022
Kurt Braunholer - Butterfly Dick
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This week Kurt Braunohler comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about a fight over a toaster strudels that escalates way too quickly. The second story finds an unlikely surprise in someone's ear. The final story is a tattoo nightmare.

Nov 01, 2022
DPT LIVE - Dusty Slay, Rachel Lichtman and Grant Lee Phillips - Going To Need A Bigger Leash
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This week Dumb People Town goes live as Daniel, Jason and Randy welcome Dusty Slay and Rachel Lichtman in Nashville! In story one, a man squashes a world record. In story two, a man tries to hide a gun after a terrible mistake. The final story is about a man who thought he saw a dog... And special musical guest Grant Lee Phillips!


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Oct 25, 2022
Will Miles - The Al Sharpton Diet
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This week Will Miles comes to town to hang with Daniel, Randy and Jason. This week's story is about a terrible roofing mistake.

Oct 21, 2022
Fabrizio Copano - Brat Princess
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This week Fabrizio Copano comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about an Ohio-based Game of Thrones. The second story is a cautionary tale of why you should not party before your wedding. The final story is about one woman's love of pizza.

Oct 18, 2022
Cipha Sounds - Dr. Ravioli
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This week Cipha Sounds comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is all about twin love. The second story finds an odd surprise in the back of a woman's car. The final story is about being stabbed in the back.

Oct 11, 2022
Kestrin Pantera - Indecent Proposal
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This week Kestrin Pantera comes to town to hang with Daniel, Randy and Jason. This week's story is about a major bachelor party con.

Oct 07, 2022
Matt Braunger - Rainbow Baby Beef
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This week Matt Braunger comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is another game of who is the asshole - baby edition. The second story is about golf etiquette. The final story is about "hidden treasure".

Oct 04, 2022
Kyle Dunnigan - New Toy Yoda
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This week Kyle Dunnigan comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about a lawsuit at Hooters. The second story is a tale of an angry man destroying art. The final story is why no one should ever go in a hot air balloon.

Sep 27, 2022
Justin Martindale - Chateau De McDonalds
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This week Justin Martindale comes to town to hang with Daniel, Randy and Jason. This week's story is about a drive-thru stand off!

Sep 23, 2022
Patton Oswalt - A Bridge To Jar
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This week Patton Oswalt is back to join Randy, Jason, and Dan!

Sep 20, 2022
Kyle Kinane - Irish Forget
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This week Kyle Kinane comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about sex so good it will wipe your mind. The second story is about a dog, but not really. The final story is about the best and drunkest salesman.

Sep 13, 2022
Henry Kaiser - Anal Ventures
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This week Henry Kaiser comes to town to hang with Daniel, Randy and Jason. This week's story is another from the someone-got-something-stuck-in-them file!


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Sep 09, 2022
Ali Macofsky - Wookie Mistake
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This week Ali Macofsky comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is all about hair, or the lack of hair. The second story follows a pregnant woman at McDonalds. The final story is about the worst place for a proposal.


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Sep 06, 2022
James Davis - Breaking and Delivering
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This week James Davis comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about the coolest(?) neighbor. The second story explores the parental desire to become grandparents. The final story is about the worst place to learn to drive.

Aug 30, 2022
Tim Murray - When The Ocean Meets The Sky
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This week Tim Murray comes to town to hang with Daniel, Randy and Jason. This week's story is about a lost watch at Epcot that leads to bigger trouble.

Aug 26, 2022
Jon Gabrus - Babrus
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This week Jon Gabrus comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is a policeman's unusual traffic stop. The second story is a car crash mess. The final story is a stolen truck inception.

Aug 23, 2022
Jade Catta-Preta - Impending Dog
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This week Jade Catta-Preta comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is a name battle between baby and dog! The second story is a lesson in casino law. The final story makes a sexy mistake.

Aug 16, 2022
Kenny Weber - Off The Wall
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This week Kenny Weber comes to town to hang with Daniel, Randy and Jason. This week's story is all about why you need to tell your spouse everything.

Aug 12, 2022
Mike Birbiglia - Unproperly Secured Load
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This week Mike Birbiglia comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is every flight passenger's nightmare. The second story is all about the Big Mac. The final story pushes the limit of a u-haul.

Aug 09, 2022
Tom Scharpling - Get 'Em Covered
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This week Tom Scharpling comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about a terribly placed home. The second story is all about the greatest/worst job listing. The final story is about one man's disturbance while hiding from the cops.

Aug 02, 2022
Sean Blair-Flannery - Functional Family
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This week Sean Blair-Flannery comes to town to hang with Daniel and Randy. This week's story is all about the limits of family.

Jul 29, 2022
Doug Benson - Throwing The Bucket
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This week Doug Benson comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about a pizza place refusing service. The second story is all about a bucket of pee. The final story is about a very helpful thief.

Jul 26, 2022
Trae Crowder & Drew Morgan - Flip or Flop House
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This week Trae Crowder & Drew Morgan come to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about a terrible discovery returning from vacation. The second story is about an extraordinary act. The final story is about an unexploded bomb.

Jul 19, 2022
David Huntsberger - The Walmart Cycle
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This week David Huntsberger comes to town to hang with Daniel and Randy. This week's story is a chaotic journey through a Walmart!


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Jul 15, 2022
Baron Vaughn - Crying Peanut
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This week Baron Vaughn comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story involves everyone's favorite cocktail...molotov! The second story is a cautionary tale about who you should throw a birthday party for. The final story is a classical fell-through-the-ceiling.

Jul 12, 2022
Jonah Ray - Bear Caves and Beer Caves
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This week Jonah Ray comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about an unusual wedding situation. The second story finds a terrifying creature under someones house. The final story takes place in a beer cave!

Jul 05, 2022
Jeffrey Baldinger - Smash and Tug
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This week Jeffrey Baldinger comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. This week's story is about one man's dinner adventure.

Jul 01, 2022
Taylor Tomlinson - There's A Reason You're Here Tonight
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This week Taylor Tomlinson comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is a battle between a mom and her son's girlfriend. The second story finds an airline passenger with their head stuck where you would not expect. The final story is a classic fight at Beef O'Bradey's.

Jun 28, 2022
Paul F. Tompkins - Cinemation
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This week Paul F. Tompkins comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story finds a couple waking up to a strange dog.. The second story involves an item lost during a dentist visit. The final story is about one man's crusade against the Dublin airport.

Jun 21, 2022
Charles Greaves - Generational Shit
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This week Charles Greaves comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. This week's story is possibly the most disgusting rescue ever made.

Jun 17, 2022
Dan Levy - Wand Police
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This week Dan Levy comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story warns why you should hire the right people for the job. The second story involves a wand. The final story is about a dessert thief.

Jun 14, 2022
Becky Robinson - Hot Nog
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This week Becky Robinson comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is a roommate squabble gone wrong. The second story tells us a fun way to threaten a cop. The final story is about the G.O.A.T. of all goats.

Jun 07, 2022
Amber J Lawson and Zoe Friedman - Destination Wedding
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This week Amber J Lawson and Zoe Friedman come to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. This week's story is about a drug fueled wedding.

Jun 03, 2022
Steph Tolev - If Thou Wouldst...
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This week Steph Tolev comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is an absolute horror show of a wedding. The second story is another classic case of something stuck in someone. The final story is a gem of a craigslist ad.

May 31, 2022
Kurt Braunohler - Asshole Silencer
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This week Kurt Braunohler comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is how one woman deals with a parking issue. The second story is silent and deadly. The final story is about priceless items being stolen.

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May 24, 2022
Wayne Federman - The Podcast Referee
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This week Wayne Federman comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. This week's story is about marrying your cousin.

May 20, 2022
Guy Branum - A Very Holiday Orgy
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This week Guy Branum comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is the worst prank a parent could pull on another parent. The second story is about love in the city of New York. The final story is another tale of romance!

May 17, 2022
DPT LIVE - Neal Brennan and Chris Redd - I Do Meth
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This week Dumb People Town goes live as Daniel, Jason and Randy welcome Neal Brennan and Chris Redd. To kick off the show, Daniel reads some amazing headlines. In story one, a man makes a wild request from the police. In story two, we ask the age of old question... what did America get stuck inside themselves...

May 10, 2022
Andrew Youngblood - Find Your Ford
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This week Andrew Youngblood comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. This week's story is about a bad tattoo and the journey it has started.

May 06, 2022
Jeremiah Watkins - All The Way Up
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This week Jeremiah Watkins comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is a classic break in at the zoo. The second story is about the worst possible tattoo. The final story is another tale of something stuck in someone.

May 03, 2022
Geoff Tate - Not My Baby
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This week Geoff Tate comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about a fake pregnancy. The second story is about the love of cooking. The final story is about butts!

Apr 26, 2022
Irene Tu - Power Bottomless Mimosas
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This week Irene Tu comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. This week's story is about possibly the most awkward fight at a Disney park.

Apr 22, 2022
Jay Chandrasekhar - My Name Means 'Large Penis'
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This week Jay Chandrasekhar comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about our new lawyer. The second story is about a robber showing is ID. The final story is one man's way of celebrating his lottery win.

Apr 19, 2022
Atsuko Okatsuka - Trick Jagger
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This week Atsuko Okatsuka comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about Mick Jagger, kind of. The second story is about the worst use of government money. The final story is a list of rejected vanity plates.


Apr 12, 2022
Adam Felber - You Could Do Peg
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This week Adam Felber comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. This week's story is a failed food eating challenge.

Apr 08, 2022
Nick Thune - Life Bits
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This week Nick Thune comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is a big transportation mess. The second story is a little buggy. The final story is a classic flamethrower mistake.


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Apr 05, 2022
Tony Sam - Love Boys
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This week Tony Sam comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. This week's story is a dramatic attempt to recover someone's snow blower.


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Apr 01, 2022
Eddie Pepitone - All I Wanted Was Some Steak
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This week Eddie Pepitone comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story seems to ring a bell. The second story is about getting trapped in a store and it escalating quickly. The final story is an all-out brawl.

Mar 29, 2022
Patreon Clips!
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The guys are still very busy, working away at their new show for the UFC, so this week we are giving peeks into the Patreon guest stories! This episode features Jon Dore, Maz Jobrani, Jenny Zigrino, and Amy Miller. To get the full episodes, join our Patreon!


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Mar 25, 2022
Mary Lynn Rajskub - Tip of The Spear
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This week Mary Lynn Rajskub comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about a wild claim about litter boxes in school. The second story is a painful lesson about why you shouldn't take dares. The final story is someone taking their mom's car.

Mar 22, 2022
Amy Miller - Chest Deep In A Creek
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This week Amy Miller comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about the worst surprise you can get from your parents. The second story is a classic creek story. The final story is one big accident.


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Mar 15, 2022
Jon Dore - The H Word
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This week Jon Dore comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is a glittery mess. The second story is a bit TOONIE. The final story is about an impaled car.


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Mar 08, 2022
Zahid Dewji - Rock Hard
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This week Zahid Dewji comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. This week's story is a doozy for those that are into sounding and/or home improvements.


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Mar 04, 2022
Krystyna Hutchinson & Corinne Fisher - Cocaine Candle
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This week Krystyna Hutchinson & Corinne Fisher comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is a cautionary tale of indulgence. The second story dives into some candles. The final story is about McDonald's latest experiment.


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Mar 01, 2022
Dusty Slay - Not A Chance
3172

This week Dusty Slay comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about a friendship ruined by steak. The second story dives into a mans plan to steal a truck. The final story is about one man's possible kink.


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Feb 22, 2022
Jenny Zigrino - MILF On The Shelf
1375

This week Jenny Zigrino comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. This week's story is one mans revenge for not getting a job.


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Feb 18, 2022
Maz Jobrani - Wild Assin'
2747

This week Maz Jobrani comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about a woman making trouble on a plane. The second story shows us a new weight loss technique. The final story is about a surprising challenge from an Alexa.



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Feb 15, 2022
Brian Simpson - Fried Snake
2595

This week Brian Simpson comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story takes place in a Waffle House. The second story is a terrible, terrible date. The final story is about a surprise extra from KFC.


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Feb 08, 2022
Janae Burris - Pooping In Stride
1687

This week Janae Burris comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. This week's story is a runner's messy accomplishment.


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Feb 04, 2022
Ted Alexandro - The Bank Can Handle This
2922

This week Ted Alexandro comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about a robber immediately returning to the scene of the crime. The second story is about one woman's love for Kwik Trip. The final story is about a very divisive soap.

Feb 01, 2022
Lewis Black - Empathy for A Maniac
2606

This week Lewis Black comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is how the Grinch destroyed a home. The second story is about a very sneaky snake. Final story is about one man's unfortunate resemblance to another.

Jan 25, 2022
John Hastings - Crocodile Rock
1352

This week John Hastings comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. This week's story is a very interesting way a woman decides to date younger men.

Jan 21, 2022
Patton Oswalt - Windtalkers
3537

This week Patton Oswalt comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is maybe one of the best headlines we've had. The second story is one man's big secret from his girlfriend. Final story is another unexpected object in a rectum.

Jan 18, 2022
Michael Ian Black - Always Snacking
3234

This week Michael Ian Black comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is the wildest apology request. The second story gets hotel guests kicked out after a bad review. Final story explains a mans reason for starting a high speed chase.

Jan 11, 2022
Geoff Tice - Forced and The Furious
1390

This week Geoff Tice comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. This week's story is about a very angry grandma.

Jan 07, 2022
Jackie Kashian - Some Kind of Joke
2673

This week Jackie Kashian comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story takes place in the best wedding location. The second story involves an unexpected freeway surprise. Final story is about a fun toy!

Jan 04, 2022
Moshe Kasher and Natasha Leggero - r/VaccineTruth
3042

This week Moshe Kasher & Natasha Leggero comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is a debate about a bridesmaid. The second story is a bad road trip. Final story is about a judges sentence!

Dec 28, 2021
Drew Lynch - Its My Birthday
1912

This week Drew Lynch comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. This week's story is about a situation with a crocodile.

Dec 24, 2021
Steve Agee - Twin Labes
3315

This week Steve Agee comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is a sex toy related stabbing. The second story is a very close encounter with a bear. Final story is about an odd set of twins!

Dec 21, 2021
Jesse Thorn - Where Are The Beers?
2394

This week Jesse Thorn comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is a classic tale of man in the wall. The second story is about a serval. Final story involves beer runners without a plan.

Dec 14, 2021
Matt Price - Angry Calves
1824
Dec 10, 2021
Beth Stelling - We're Not Morning People
2640

This week Beth Stelling comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is a true-love prison break. The second story is about the worst man. Final story is next level vodka.

Dec 07, 2021
Anthony Atamanuik - Just A Taste
2268

This week Anthony Atamanuik comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about the most make-shift weapon possible. The second story is a big, dumb potato. Final story finds two men in the middle of a double DUI.

Nov 30, 2021
Patreon Bonus Mini
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Nov 26, 2021
Josh Adam Meyers - Under New Management
2723

This week Josh Adam Meyers comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about a nasty incident at a Panera. The second story involves possibly the worst lawyer. Final story is straight out of "Arachnophobia".

Nov 23, 2021
Kathleen Madigan - Could Have Been A Lawyer
3021

This week Kathleen Madigan comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about a bowling ball incident. The second story a woman's tries to turn in her boyfriend to the police. Final story is about the worst McDonalds customer.

Nov 16, 2021
Matt Lieb - Spit For Help
1484

This week Matt Lieb comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. This week's story is about a situation with restaurant security.

Nov 12, 2021
Scott Aukerman - HPVMAX
2837

This week Scott Aukerman comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about a psychic lawsuit. The second story is a man's war on a squirrel over his truck. Final story is another lawsuit involving HPV.

Nov 09, 2021
Chad Daniels - Phallic Fiasco
3365

This week Chad Daniels comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is one of the worst, and unexpected, experiences you can have in a waterpark. The second story involves a usb cable being where it shouldn't be. Final story is about the worst search party ever.

Nov 02, 2021
Kara Klenk - Slippery When Met
1645

This week Kara Klenk comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. This week's story is about the dumbest way to be stuck in a tub.

Oct 29, 2021
Paul F. Tompkins - Ghost Ball
3436

This week Paul F. Tompkins comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy for a very SPOOKY episode. The first story involves a ghost in a bowling alley. The second story is an accidental stabbing. Final story is about the KFC black market.

Oct 26, 2021
Adam Cayton-Holland - Florida Story Inception
2828

This week Adam Cayton-Holland comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story involves a potion. The second story is actually 2 Florida stories that intersect. Final story is a ghost hunting accident.

Oct 19, 2021
Kiran Deol - Cauliflower Pizza Crust
1094

This week Kiran Deol comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. This week's story is about the worst possible surprise you can find in a grocery store freezer.

Oct 15, 2021
Sam Morril - The Couple Thats Petty Together, Stays Together
2716

This week Sam Morril comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is a "classic" Florida man theft. For the second story, a couple gets an unexpected invoice. Final story, Omaha man stabs himself.

Oct 12, 2021
Bobcat Goldthwait & Dana Gould - Jack-Off-O-Lantern
2843

This week Bobcat Goldthwait and Dana Gould come to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about an Alabama getting shot by an unexpected "guest". For the second, and final story we are teated to an absolute horror situation if you are a person with a urethra.

Oct 05, 2021
Francisco Ramos - Sappy leafs Fan
1395

This week Francisco Ramos comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. This week's story is about a frozen donut.

Oct 01, 2021
Rosebud Baker - Some Kind of Seance For The Dead
2774

This week Rosebud Baker comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about trailer park swingers. For the second story shows us the spookiest reason to get kicked out of a parking lot. The final story is about a golf course pooper.

Sep 28, 2021
Kelsey Cook - Country Apple Kind Of Bitch
2858

This week Kelsey Cook comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about the best pizza delivery. For the second story, a Florida man robs a store then assaults everyone. The final story reveals a terrible surprise under a woman's bed.

Sep 21, 2021
Renee Gauthier - Karate Kid Dick
1447

This week Renee Gauthier comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. This week's story is the worst possible abuse of viagra.

Sep 17, 2021
John Ross Bowie - Do The Reading
2719

This week John Ross Bowie comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about the worst possible mascot. The second story is about a runaway tortoise. The final story is how man who should have been arrested got arrested.

Sep 14, 2021
Jade Catta-Preta - Urine Luck
2584

This week Jade Catta-Preta comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about a skinny dipper in Florida. The second story is about the worst possible fashion trend. The final story is about one hell of a deal for a date.

Sep 07, 2021
Charles Greaves - This Waffle House Is Not A Waffle Home
2003

This week Charles Greaves comes back to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. This week's story is about a waffle related bet.

Sep 03, 2021
Nate Craig - The Cave That Ate Dave
2181

This week Nate Craig comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about a journey down a river. The second story is a fun way to start a fire in a Taco Bell. The final story is about a man who dug himself into a hole.

Aug 31, 2021
Jillian Bell - I'll Go Wrong But I Won't Go Right
2396

This week Jillian Bell comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about a woman who refuses to get off a tractor. The second story is a woman's revenge. The final story is about a man who just wants his drugs back.

Aug 24, 2021
Roz Drezfalez - If You Build It They Will Burn It
1434

This week Roz Drezfalez comes back to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. This week's story is an overview of the highly successful Redneck Rave.

Aug 20, 2021
Matt Braunger - Ichiban Banana
3158

This week Matt Braunger comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about a 4th of July controversy. The second story is a not-so-tasteful discovery on OnlyFans. The final story is about a ring inception.

Aug 17, 2021
Chris Gethard - Preemptive Karening
2844

This week Chris Gethard comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about a true bridezilla. The second story is a teenage rescue mission from a chimney. The final story is about the worst way to prep a steak.

Aug 10, 2021
Liza Treyger - Dead Bees in A Dirty Toilet
1956

This week Liza Treyger comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. This week's story is another classic story about a Tiddlywink where it shouldn't be.

Aug 06, 2021
Pete Holmes - Island Ellis
3201

This week Pete Holes comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about a not-so-missing woman. The second story is about one mans mission to clean a trashy mess. The final story is about a recent dinosaur siting.

Aug 03, 2021
Jesus Trejo - An Article About Nothing
2247

This week Jesus Trejo comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about a man in a fan shaft. The second story is a massive waste of money. The final story is about how a burrito learned to fly!

Jul 27, 2021
A.D. Miles - I've Got A Tracheal Occlusion
1753

This week A.D. Miles comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. This week's story comes from the inside of a whale.

Jul 23, 2021
Demetri Martin - The Largest Vibrator
3102

This week the incredible Demetri Martin comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about a hot theft. The second story gives us the best excuse for almost any situation. The final story is about a Tok Tok!

Jul 20, 2021
Breckin Meyer - High Meat Movement
3246
Jul 13, 2021
Dwayne Perkins - Pineapple or Giant Pair of Pants
1392

This week Dwayne Perkins comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. This week's story is about an adorable mistake.

Jul 09, 2021
Pete Lee - Broken Heart Syndrome
2765

This week Pete Lee comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about the worst 21 Jump Street attempt. The second story gives us the true horror of a post-surgery discovery. The final story is about a big, green mistake.

Jul 06, 2021
Kyle Dunnigan - Moose Knuckle Carson
2905
Jun 29, 2021
Jordan Morris - Days Inn Not Days Out
1568

This week Jordan Morris comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. This week's story is EXTREMELY Florida!

Jun 25, 2021
Roy Wood Jr. - Sponge Bath In A Gas Station
2359

This week Roy Wood Jr. comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about the best hiking outfit. The second story gives us the greatest surprise you could ever find under the rug. The final story is all about sweet, SWEET justice.

Jun 22, 2021
Laraine Newman - Dating Rap Sheets
2963

This week Laraine Newman comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about a man being arrested for dating multiple women. The second story is about a bird that fell in love with a man. The final story is about a felony for not returning a VHS.

Jun 15, 2021
Irene Tu - Lunch Is When You Wake Up
1300

This week Irene Tu comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy to hear about MccDonalds VERY strict lunch time.

Jun 11, 2021
Lennon Parham - Enjoy Your Fries
2955

This week Lennon Parham comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is a mystery involving a phantom cabbage thrower. The second story is a tale of true, undying love. The final story is all about having a great time at the dollar store.

Jun 08, 2021
DPT LIVE - Doughboys - Roadside Attraction
5808

This week Dumb People Town goes live as Daniel, Jason and Randy welcome the Doughboys, Mike Mitchell & Nick Wiger, and musical guest Chris Thile. To kick off the show, the guys take the fried chicken challenge. We get one of the best first stories maybe ever about an incredible family reunion at a wedding. In story two, a man destroys a toilet.

Jun 01, 2021
Dean Delray - I'll Kill You
1746

This week Dean Del Ray comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy to hear about a teacher being banned for taking kids to a strip club.

May 28, 2021
Kyle Kinane - Big Egg Day
2765

This week Kyle Kinane comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about a man facing possible prison time for trashing his own property. The second story is about a monolith siting. The final story tells us about a break-in at Denny's.

May 25, 2021
Hannah Einbinder - The House That Boysenberry Built
3032

This week Hannah Einbinder comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about a wedding nightmare. The second story is a horror story of a middle of the night mistake. The final story is the worst kind of surprise to find in your driveway.

May 18, 2021
Lara Beitz - WitchCraft Services
2006

This week Lara Beitz comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy to hear about a woman using witchcraft to steal money but not in a fun way.

May 14, 2021
Jonah Ray - Better Than Free Solo
3386

This week Jonah Ray comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about the worst litterer. The second story is an art critique. The final story is about a real life Ash Ketchum.

May 11, 2021
Nikki Glaser - Beetender
3169

This week Nikki Glaser comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about a kid in a sinking situation. The second story explains what you wanted to know about a backhoe. The final story is all a buzz in the back of a man's car.

May 04, 2021
Wayne Federman - Video Casino Machine
2044

This week Wayne Federman comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy to hear about a joker style robbery.

Apr 30, 2021
DPT LIVE - Ryan Sickler - All 4 Nips
5138

This week Dumb People Town goes live as Daniel, Jason and Randy welcome Ryan Sickler and musical guest The Cactus Blossoms. To kick off the show, Daniel reads some amazing headlines. In story one, a woman stuffs her bra. In story two, we have an altercation in a strip club.

Apr 27, 2021
Rob Huebel - Big Foot Pizza
3242

This week Rob Huebel comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about a pizza theft that accelerates quickly. The second story is about a couple that gets too hot in the bedroom. The final story is about a man's Endgame goal.

Apr 20, 2021
Danny Jolles - Slow Happy Birthday
1804

This week Danny Jolles comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy to hear about one way to spend a Tuesday at the library.

Apr 16, 2021
Alison Rosen - Start The Ball Rolling
3289

This week Alison Rosen comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about a very intense mother. The second story is about a very curvy mermaid. The final story is about the arrest of a robber for robbing a robber.

Apr 13, 2021
Preacher Lawson - Takis Destroy Your Booty
2480

This week Preacher Lawson comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about a sure fire way to get a BMW. The second story is the ultimate test of a couples relationship. The final story is the tale of how a new alcohol blood level record was achieved.

Apr 06, 2021
Dave Ross - Covered In Something
1632

This week Dave Ross comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy to hear about a LOT of pennies.

Apr 02, 2021
Kulap Vilaysack & SuChin Pak - Whale 9-1-1
3315

This week comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is the tale of an "ugly" note. The second story is a Karen of the sea. The final story is about the worst man ever. EVER.

Mar 30, 2021
Jessica St. Clair - Fresh Tortillas
3502

This week Jessica St. Clair comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about a new level of the gorilla glue challenge. The second story is about the greatest job of all time. The final story is about a new way to make tortillas.

Mar 23, 2021
Dan Dunn - Makeshift Tiki Bar
1572

This week Dan Dunn comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy to hear about a roommate attack.

Mar 19, 2021
Nate Bargatze - Someone Bet Me
3708

This week Nate Bargatze comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about a fun way to drive a moped. The second story is about mixing beer, an air mattress, and the Indian Ocean. The final story is about a sensual journey via candle.

Mar 16, 2021
DPT LIVE - Jack Black - The Band From U.N.C.L.E.
4618

This week Dumb People Town goes live as Daniel, Jason and Randy welcome Jack Black and musical guest Open Mike Eagle. To kick off the show, Daniel reads some amazing headlines. In story one, a woman is burned after eating fireworks. In story two, we have the story of the most metal guitar ever made.

Mar 09, 2021
Nate Fridson and Alison Klemp - Not Drunk, Avoiding Potholes
2005

This week comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy to hear about a man that finds some grenades.

Mar 05, 2021
Kurt Braunohler - Gordon Lightfoot Roasters
3725

This week Kurt Braunohler comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about an axe and missing windshield. The second story is about a father challenging his child's birth certificate. The final story is about a thief that scolds a parent.

Mar 02, 2021
Holly Laurent & Greg Hess - Fixing and Laying Pipe
3746

This week Holly Laurent & Greg Hess come to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about a landlord that pitches their tent in the backyard. The second story is about a porch pirate getting trapped by snow. The final story is about the best excuse for being rude.

Feb 23, 2021
Mike Drucker - Better Than Resident Evil - Code: Veronica
1574

This week Mike Drucker comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy to hear about a man that finds some grenades.

Feb 19, 2021
Justin Martindale - Giant Meat
3310

This week Justin Martindale comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about a wild night at the best dinner. The second story is about one man's quest to give the fire department something to do. The final story is about the WORST kids tv show.

Feb 16, 2021
Jon Dore - Welcome To Subway
3019

This week Jon Dore comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about a newspaper delivered with something extra. The second story is about a friend request denied and the death threat that followed. The final story is about a boy stuck in a cat post.

Feb 09, 2021
Hampton Yount - We Didn't Start The Virus
1803

This week Hampton Yount comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy to hear about pizza ingredient theft.

Feb 05, 2021
Dana Gould - Drake's Erotic Watch
3272


Feb 02, 2021
DPT LIVE - Zach Galifianakis - McNothing
5635

This week Dumb People Town goes live as Daniel, Jason and Randy welcome Zach Galifianakis and musical guest John Paul White. To kick off the show, Daniel reads some amazing headlines. In story one, a man is jailed for snoring too loud. In story two, we have 2020's top objects in orifices.



Jan 26, 2021
Megan Gailey - Man In The Boxed Car
1374

This week Megan Gailey comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy to hear about a man buried by snow.

Jan 22, 2021
Corey Forrester - Joy Rides and Joyless Walks
4074

This week Corey Forrester comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about a returned engagement ring. The second story is about a man who gets an epic family road trip. The final story is about a walk to remember.

Jan 19, 2021
Aida Rodriguez - Teddy A. Hare
3311

This week Aida Rodriguez comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about a returned mascot. The second story is about a man who gets a matching tattoo with his dog... The final story is about possibly the worst proposal ever done.

Jan 12, 2021
Melinda Hill - #MeRoo
1431


Jan 08, 2021
Gary Gulman - An Acquired Taste
2429

This week Gary Gulman comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about an ill planned heist. The second story is about a man with too many kids. The final story is about a shirtless man causing trouble.

Jan 05, 2021
Oscar Nunez - Unexpected Strength
3568

This week Jeremiah Watkins comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about a bad "trip" to Disneyland. The second story is about a brawl at an In-N-Out. The final story looks at an upcoming "tickle bar".

Dec 29, 2020
Jenny Zigrino - McJunked
1348

This week Jenny Zigrino comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy to hear about a date gone wrong in a cemetary.

Dec 25, 2020
DPT Stereo - We Talkin Bout Taxes
3819

DVK and The Sklars are back on the Stereo app taking your questions live! Be sure to catch them live on the Stereo app Tuesdays at noon!

Dec 24, 2020
DPT LIVE - Dave Anthony & Gareth Reynolds - No Taint Left Behind
5334

This week Dumb People Town goes live as Daniel, Jason and Randy welcome Dave Anthony & Gareth Reynolds and musical guest Mac Lethal. To kick off the show, Daniel reads some amazing headlines. In story one, we have cannibals performing "illegal" castrations. In story two, woman steals from ex-husbands grave.

Dec 22, 2020
DPT Stereo - Cleveland Baselines
3699

DVK and The Sklars are back on the Stereo app taking your questions live! Be sure to catch them live on the Stereo app Tuesdays at noon!

Dec 17, 2020
Jeremiah Watkins - Finding Shanks
3606

This week Jeremiah Watkins comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about an escape involving a "sea scooter". The second story is about a bald man getting busted at a salon. The final story looks at the word record for cheese variety on a single pizza.

Dec 15, 2020
Geoff Tice - Wild Pricing
1966

This week Geoff Tice comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy to hear about a mother who sells a Sega console with a special surprise...

Dec 11, 2020
DPT Stereo - Nice Ditties
3950


Dec 10, 2020
Reggie Watts - Bed, Bugs, and Beyond
3181

This week Reggie Watts comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about a sax player that tries to burn a strip club down after being kicked out. The second story is about a family that was far too trusting of a hotel. The final story is a "wakey wakey" wake up call.

Dec 08, 2020
DPT BONUS - Live on Stereo
4062

The guys bring you the first of their bonus Stereo episodes! Be sure to catch them live on the Stereo app!

Dec 04, 2020
Jade Catta-Preta - Death Becomes Him
2774

This week Jade Catta-Preta comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about a fun twist on a surprise party. The second story is about a who may love working out a bit too much. The final story is about a fun and "sexy" call to the fire department.

Dec 01, 2020
Rob Kutner - Chicago Style
1739

This week Rob Kutner comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy to hear about a pair busted for a lewd roadside attraction...


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Nov 27, 2020
Billy Wayne Davis - Almond Teats
2933

This week Billy Wayne Davis comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about a knifing that happens during an argument over almond milk. The second story is about a woman with needles where you would'nt expect. The final story is about a boy that tries to bring a grandparent back to life.

Nov 24, 2020
Gabriel Iglesias - Aladdin's Lap Dance
2534

This week Gabriel Iglesias comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about 3 men stuck in a tumble dryer. The second story is about a man that buys a magic lamp. The final story is about a Florida man on a rampage after "lack of lettuce".

Nov 17, 2020
Chris Sullivan - Six Feet From Under
1524

This week Chris Sullivan comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy to hear about a man who uses Kool Aid to scam Wal Mart.

Nov 13, 2020
DPT Live - Jon Hamm - Sorry Alaina's Mom
5419

This week Dumb People Town goes live as Daniel, Jason and Randy welcome Jon Hamm and musical guest Tennis. To kick off the show, Daniel reads some amazing headlines. In story one, medical practitioners reveal the most "interesting" sex related injuries they encounter. In story two, woman says her boyfriend pushed her to the ground...then changes her story when the police arrive. 

Nov 10, 2020
David Cross - A Valuable Learning Experience
3268

This week David Cross comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about a marriage to a ghost that was called off. The second story is about a teacher suspended for taking students on snack runs. The final story is about man tweets for help after getting trapped in a department store.

Nov 03, 2020
Negin Farsad - Sushi with The Scorpions
1932

This week Negin Farsad comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy to hear about an Aussie couple's fast-food themed wedding.

Oct 30, 2020
Arden Myrin - I've Killed Boyfriends For Less
2883

This week Arden Myrin comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about a man that hijacks a helicopter to save his wife from prison. The second story is about a man that was denied a teaching position at a French kindergarten for being too scary. The final story is about the Richmond PD receiving a report of a cult gathering.

Oct 27, 2020
Jon Gabrus - I'll Be Up Shortly
3201

This week Jon Gabrus comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about a tree that falls on a woman’s house… then come the bees. The second story is about a man that steals a truck to meet with aliens. The final story is about a man that kept Nixon's sandwich for 60 years.

Oct 20, 2020
Mike Carrozza - Coming Out of The Casket
1150

This week Mike Carrozza comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy to hear about a coffin confessor (??) that reveals some of the most odd messages his clients request.

Oct 16, 2020
Sam Morril - Don't Bury The Joker
2861

This week Sam Morril comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about a Florida man who fought an alligator while walking his dog. The second story is about an abduction during a test drive. The final story is about a man who finds something INTERESTING on the beach.

Oct 13, 2020
DPT Live - Mike Birbiglia - Just Be Happy
5099

This week Dumb People Town goes live as Daniel, Jason and Randy welcome Mike Birbiglia and musical guest Mike Doughty. To kick off the show, Daniel reads some amazing headlines. In story one, man retaliates after neighbor leaves dog poop on his lawn. In story two, man breaks up with wife to then marry... his mother-in-law. 

Oct 06, 2020
Kyle Ayers - Little Shop of Whores
1442

This week Kyle Ayers comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy to hear about a woman who gets VERY comfortable inside a sex shop.

Oct 02, 2020
Tig Notaro - Leopard Larry
3317

This week Tig Notaro comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about a man who wakes up floating in the ocean after going out for errands. The second story is about a flight simulator game that simulates the passenger experience. The final story is about the home that beer built.

Sep 29, 2020
Introducing 'All My Movies with Dan Murrell.'
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A new weekly podcast about movies from the four-time 'Movie Trivia Schmoedown' champion. The first title up is a big one: Christopher Nolan's 'The Dark Knight.'

Follow 'All My Movies with Dan Murrell' on:

Apple Podcasts

Spotify

Stitcher

Google Podcasts

Pocket Casts

Sep 23, 2020
Amy Miller - Tighten The Life Jacket
3014

This week Amy Miller comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about a choppy afternoon on the lake with a boat load of priests. The second story is about an incident involving a wild boar and a laptop in a ziplock on a nudist beach. For the final story, a policer office was followed for 11 miles.

Sep 22, 2020
DPT Mini - Jay Light - Your Son Is A Liar
1509

This week Daniel, Jay and Randy welcome Jay Light to town to hear a classic Lego in the nose story with a SWEET ending.

Sep 18, 2020
Greg Fitzsimmons - Blood On A Chainsaw
3265

This week Greg Fitzsimmons comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about 2 people with chainsaws that attack the wrong group. In the second story, a woman "needs some air" while on a plane. And in the 3rd story there are some sword shenanigans in a pawn shop.

Sep 15, 2020
Eliza Skinner - Napkin Note
3322

This week Eliza Skinner comes two town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. In the first story a man takes a passive approach to robbing a store. In the second story, a woman takes an underground water wide. In story three Eliza give a personal story from her neighborhood. 

Sep 08, 2020
Matteo Lane - Turkey Tales
1506

This week Matteo Lane comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy to hear about a woman who calls the police to report mystery meat in a supermarket purchase.

Sep 04, 2020
David Spade - Prime Delivery
2457

This week David Spade joins Daniel, Jason and Randy in Dumb People Town. In story one, a driver makes a special delivery in a customers yard. In story two a man gets stuck under a bridge while looking for catfish. In story three a woman tries to hire a hitman.

Sep 01, 2020
DPT Live - Jim Gaffigan and Ben Lee - The Penis Master
5714

This week Dumb People Town goes live as Daniel, Jason and Randy welcome Jim Gaffigan and musical guest Ben Lee. To kick off the show, Daniel reads headlines and Jim and Ben find out who their Florida Man is. In story one, they hear a story about a man who loses a body part only to have it reappear in another location. In story two, a couple argue over pasta. 

Aug 25, 2020
DPT Mini - Rev Dr. Christopher Stackhouse - The Golf Ball Plague
2045

This week Daniel, Jay and Randy welcome Rev Dr. Christopher Stackhouse to town to hear a mysterious story of someone is leaving surprises all over a town.

Aug 21, 2020
Patton Oswalt and Meredith Salenger - Must Love Dogs *
3300

This week, Daniel, Jason and Randy are joined by Patton Oswalt and Meredith Salenger. In story one a couple is arrested for walking a dog without the appropriate attire. In story two, parents find a creative way to punish their kid. In the final story a girl blames her behavior on her horoscope.

Aug 18, 2020
Sam Jay - Peacock Joy Ride
2569

This week Sam Jay comes to town and to hear about a woman who came home from her holiday with a permanent reminder of the trip. In story two, a man takes an unauthorized ride in an ambulance. In the final story a team of doctors make an unusual discovery while checking a woman's sore throat. 

Aug 11, 2020
DPT Mini - Hunter Duncan - Kringle In The Hallway
1498

For this Friday episode, Hunter Duncan comes to town to hear about a man at a hotel arrested for threatening another guest.

Aug 07, 2020
Adam Cayton-Holland - Amber's Trash
3563

This week Adam Cayton-Holland comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. In story one, the internet comes together to give a tip to a barrista after getting yelled at for asking a woman to wear a mask and the woman also thinks she deserves a tip. In story two, authorities search for a man in a sewer. In the final story, a Texas woman is banned from Wall-Mart for inappropriately demanding a discount. 

Aug 04, 2020
Judah Friedlander - Pizza Battery
3050

This week Judah Friedlander comes to town to hang out with Daniel, Jason and Randy. In story one, a couple is arrested after a fight involving a late night snack. In story two a man has a very good reason for speeding. In story three a woman reports a bad meal to 911. 

Jul 28, 2020
DPT Mini - Greg Warren - Horsin' Around at KFC
1646

This week Greg Warren joins Daniel, Jason and Randy to hear a story about a man who is denied service at a KFC drive-thru.

Jul 24, 2020
Kyle Kanaine - Space is Fake
3372

This week Kyle Kinane comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. In story one, they hear about a flat earth activist trying to educate children in front of a school. In story two, a man tries to leave his mark on a stadium field. In story three doctors are surprised to find a phone charger inside a mans body.

Jul 21, 2020
Jessica Kirson - Cool Dad
2566

This week Jessica Kirson comes to town to celebrate Dumb with Daniel, Jason and Randy. In the first story, a Florida man encourages a young driver to speed while driving. In story two, a man drinks too much and seeks the company of monkeys. In the third story a Florida man gets in a frisbee accident with an alligator. 

Jul 14, 2020
DPT Mini - Alex Edelman - Whippet Real Good
1493

A Syracuse man rams his car into a smoke shop and get into a fight with an EMT.

Jul 10, 2020
Beth Stelling - The Pizzas Are Coming From Inside The House
3175

This week Daniel, Jason and Randy welcome Beth Stelling to town. In story one a man is terrorized for nearly a decade by mysterious food deliveries. In story two, an Australian teenager takes an insane dare to impress a woman. In story three, a nude sunbather is mistaken for be dead. 

Jul 07, 2020
Yedoye Travis - What YOU Did Is Wrong!
2819

This week Yedoye Travis comes to town to hang out with Daniel, Jason and Randy and hear some stories. In story one, a man is accused of turning his house into a restaurant. In story two, a woman is reunited with her missing cat after many years. In story three stale cereal causes a fight between roommates. 

Jun 30, 2020
DPT Mini - Ben Gleib - D.W.R. (Drinking While Rafting)
1529

Ben Gleib joins Daniel, Jason and Randy for a Friday episode of Dumb People Town to hear about a man who needed to be rescued from floating down the river.

Jun 26, 2020
Adam Ray - Lin Manuel Miranda Rights
2676

This week Daniel, Jason and Randy welcome Adam Ray to town. In story one, a man offers a matter of fact admission to a crime. In story two, a thief finds his social media is taken over when he leaves his phone at the scene of the crime. In story three a description of a mans life causes his obituary to go viral. 

Jun 23, 2020
Michael Ian Black - Trouser Machete
2493

This week, Michael Ian Black comes to town to visit Daniel, Jason and Randy. In story one, an Australian man’s arranges a Facebook meeting to live out his sexual fantasy. In story two, a man leaves his personal information behind after shoplifting. In story three, watermelons are used in a robbery. 

Jun 16, 2020
DPT Mini - Nate Craig - A.Lo Robbery
1406

A man is arrested after robbing Dunkin' donuts multiple times in a month.

Jun 12, 2020
Jeff Ross - Eat. Pray. Steal.
2538

This week, Jeff Ross comes to town to visit with Daniel, Jason and Randy. In story one, WE HAVE A GREENLEE about a naked woman who has an altercation with a cyclist and Jeff gives Will Greenlee a mini roast. In story two, a man is on a mission to heat up his Hot Pockets. In story three, a red mustang is involved in an unlikely race.


Jun 09, 2020
Jimmy O. Yang - Hidden Valley Shade
3194

This week Daniel, Jason and Randy welcome Jimmy O. Yang to town to hear about a story about a man who returns some trash to the rightful owner. In story two, a man is sent an invoice for damages after a demonstration by Satanists. In story three, a man is offended in a drive-thru.

Jun 03, 2020
#TheShowMustBePaused
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Dumb People Town will not be releasing an episode or any promotional posts tomorrow. We will be observing Blackout Tuesday and encourage our listeners to do the same. Use the day to reflect on the lives that have been lost due to racism and injustice. Spread the word about organizations and programs that are offering help in during this necessary time of calling for change. And if possible, donate to those organizations and programs. We stand with all the people striving to fix our broken system. We hope you do too.

Black Lives Matter.

Jun 02, 2020
DPT Mini - Katie Rich - Distant Bar Socializing
1593

Daniel, Jason and Randy welcome Katie Rich for a Friday episode of Dumb People Town. In today’s story, a woman in Florida ignores social distancing and then reporting

May 29, 2020
Nikki Glaser - Vino Diesel
3172

This week Daniel, Jason and Randy welcome Nikki Glaser to town. To start, in story one a scantily clad wine enthusiast does extreme wine tasking. In story two, a man robs a neighbors home and leaves a trail of clues behind. In story three, a couple of guys at an Applebee’s get angry at last call. 

May 26, 2020
Josh Gondelman - CoRATeral Damage
3346

Josh Gondleman joins Daniel, Jason and Randy in town to hear three great stories. In story one, a man is forced to quarantine in a ghost town he owns. In story two, the Lucky Devil Lounge in Oregon finds another way to safely bring dancers to an audience. In story three, a man chooses a dangerous way to deal with a rat problem. 

May 19, 2020
DPT Mini - Myq Kaplan - The Great Pizza Detective
1533

Myq Kaplan joins Daniel, Jason and Randy for a Friday episode of Dumb People Town! Daniel brings the story about a couple who is trying to help a local pizza restaurant but didn’t get what they were expecting. 

May 15, 2020
Tom Papa - I'm Going to Disney World
3044

Tom Papa joins Daniel, Jason and Randy to discuss this celebrate stories sent in by our listeners. In story 1, a British medieval enthusiast takes on harassing neighborhood kids. In story 2 a man is caught camping on a private Disney island. In story 3, a 5 year old steals his parents car go after his dream car. 

May 12, 2020
Sklarbro Country Monday - Set an Example
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Happy Monday Sklarboro Country listeners. We all know wearing covid-19 masks aren't comfortable but necessary. the Sklar Brothers start with a story with one politicians excuse for not wearing a facemask to "You gotta go" status. Story number 2 is about a city commisioner in Michigan who has gone off the rails.

May 11, 2020
Brad Meltzer - New Shirt Confidence
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This week, Brad Meltzer comes to town to hear the story of a man who leads police on wild chase through a Palm Beach neighborhood. In story two, a man jumps ship during a surprise company outing. In story three, Brad tells a story about and encounter that he had with Jason, Randy and the Governor of West Virginia. 

May 05, 2020
Sklarbro Country - 5/4/2020 - Sklars in the time of Covid-19
1718

Happy Monday, we hope you are enjoying your weekly preview of the Sklarbro Country.


The Sklar Brothers talk about a perfectly valid unemployment claim that raised a few eyebrows. Randy finds out that swingers clubs are a thing. 

Jen Kirkman Checks in. Listen to her podcast wherever you get your shows. 

May 04, 2020
Sklarbro Country - 5/1/2020 - Cheetos, Vodka, and Broken Dreams
1479

The Sklar Brother lament the loss of of the Furry convention. Out of work announcer "Chet Waterhouse" leaves a message. The second story involves a protest in Raleigh.

May 01, 2020
Sklarbro Country - Dumb Richard Hamilton
1599

On Today's episode of the 2 Sklars no Bars, Randy and Jason share a story about a man who called in a bomb threat to get out of work. Then the tell a story about an argument that erupted on a golf course.

The Hosts of Mega Drop By with a very special message in song. Check out the mega podcast where ever you get podcasts. https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/mega/id1425141892

Apr 30, 2020
Bobby Lee - Cheese Soap
2742

Today, Bobby Lee comes to town to visit…and we have a Greenlee! In story 1, a woman starts a fight after she is denied a drink. In story 2, a firecracker fight gets out of control. In story 3, a woman commits to washing her hands to protect herself from Corona Virus. 

Apr 28, 2020
DPT Mini - David Giuntoli and Milana Vayntraub - Party Culture Hotbed
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Daniel, Jason and Randy welcome David Giuntoli and Milana Vayntraub from the movie Mothers Little Helpers to town. Todays story is about an ex-dental office receptionist accusing her former employer of drug and alcohol use at work in a lawsuit. 

Apr 24, 2020
Rory Scovel - Santa’s Little Helper
3334

This week Rory Scovel comes to town to hear about a search for gold that ends in arson. In story 2, a strip club in Portland finds a way to stay in business while social distancing. In story 3 a couple take a motorized shopping cart out for a drink. 

Apr 21, 2020
Sklarbro Country - Monday April 20th - The Book of Randy 4:20
1721

If you haven't visited Sklarbro Country yet, What are you waiting for? Sklarbro Country is the Daily Sklar podcast bring you more of the fun stories you love in a fun daily format. It's a 30 minute escape for your day!

Subscribe to Sklarbro Country wherever you subscribe to podcasts

Subscribe to the Sklarbro Country YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCU8S0dJwip8mgp4kUS0BG4g

Apr 20, 2020
Tiger King: Where are they now?
1054

Daniel, Jason and Randy discuss the final Tiger King episode.

Apr 17, 2020
Duncan Trussell - The Best of Crimes. The Worst of Crimes.
2948

This week, Duncan Trussel comes to town to celebrate dumb in the world. In story one, a woman won’t stop dancing during a traffic stop. In story two, a woman sues Chuck E. Cheese over a ticket mishap. To wrap up the show a teachers assistant requests assistance from a student. 

Apr 14, 2020
DPT Mini - Debra DiGiovanni - Lead Foot Pit Bull
1288

On this Friday episode, Debra DiGiovanni visits town to hear about a man blaming his dog for his bad driving.

Apr 10, 2020
Dumb Tiger Town
3155

After finishing the series, Daniel, Jason and Randy get into episodes 6 and 7 and then a full series wrap up.

Apr 07, 2020
DPT Mini - Tiger King Edition Episode 4 and 5
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Daniel, Jason and Randy give their take on Episodes 4 and 5

Apr 04, 2020
DPT Mini - Tiger King Edition Episode 2 and 3
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Dan, Jason and Randy give their take on Episodes 2 and 3

Apr 02, 2020
John Moe - Difficult Air
2838

This week John Moe visits town to hear about a Florida man jailed twice in two days for pretending to be a cop. In story 2, unruly passengers cause multiple delays. In story 3, a woman makes a shocking discovery about her house plant.

Mar 31, 2020
DPT Mini - Tiger King Edition Episode 1
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Dan, Jason and Randy give their take on Episode 1

Mar 31, 2020
Sklarbro Country - The Virus Episodes - Monday Edition - 3/29/2020
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Have you heard the new hit daily podcast from the Sklar Brothers? Yes? Did you remember to subscribe to the Sklarbro Country Feed on your favorite podcast App? Let's try this again. It's got all your favorite Sklar Bros, only it's daily.

Subscribe Now:

Subscribe to Sklarbro Country on it's new feed at:

Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1hzMEEGlOsCpauU3e2vapb

Apple: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/id1503389898

Anchor: https://anchor.fm/sklarbrocountry

Google Podcasts: https://www.google.com/podcasts?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9hbmNob3IuZm0vcy8xNzA4OGFkOC9wb2RjYXN0L3Jzcw==

Mar 30, 2020
DPT Mini - Natasha Chandel - The Curious Case of Benjamin Duddles
1786

Today Dan, Jason and Randy welcome Natasha Chandel, host of the Kinda Dating podcast on Starburns Audio, Dan brings a story about a Wisconsin man who called the police line with multiple unusual requests.


Check out Kinda Dating on Apple Podcasts

Mar 27, 2020
Brad Williams - Talk to the Arm
2415

This week Brad Williams visits town. To start, Brad tells a story about meeting his hero! In story 1, a man deals with a long time arm injury. In story 2, a gamer makes a costly error! 

Mar 24, 2020
Introducing - Sklarbro Country - The Virus Pods
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Introducing a new daily podcast from Randy and Jason Sklar:

In the first episode of their new daily podcast, Jason and Randy discuss finding a silver lining in social distancing, watching vintage baseball, people who are the happiest about the current crisis, and appropriate and inappropriate pandemic music.

Subscribe to Sklarbro Country on it's new feed at:

Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1hzMEEGlOsCpauU3e2vapb

Apple: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/id1503389898

Anchor: https://anchor.fm/sklarbrocountry

Google Podcasts: https://www.google.com/podcasts?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9hbmNob3IuZm0vcy8xNzA4OGFkOC9wb2RjYXN0L3Jzcw==

Mar 23, 2020
Aaron Chen - Very Small Business Owner
2796

This week Aaron Chen comes to town to hear the story of a man who threatens a man while playing disc golf. In story 2, Facebook refuses to take down a page that has a business page devoted to her. In story 3 a man asks friends to borrow robbery supplies. 

Mar 17, 2020
Geoff Tice - Mild for Teacher
1735

A man runs out on his bill at a strip club.

Mar 13, 2020
Introducing The Grawlix Saves The World
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Comedians Adam Cayton-Holland, Ben Roy, and Andrew Orvedahl, collectively known as The Grawlix, try to improve their own lives and, by extension, the world at large.

Mar 11, 2020
Paula Poundstone - Trial by Combat
3340

This week Dan, Jason and Randy welcome Paula Poundstone to town to start with a story about a man who wants to go into combat instead of going to trail. In story 2, a man is pulled over by the police but doesn’t quite see it that way. In story 3, a dog collar is designed to translate for your dog's.

Mar 10, 2020
Mo Rocca - Trampa Florida
3584

Dan, Jason and Randy welcome Mo Rocca to town to hear a story about men in kilts doing a full frontal dance at a Renaissance fair. In story 2, a beachcomber makes an interesting find on the beach. In story 3 people from a town in North Caroline are concerned about the negative effects of solar farms. 

Mar 03, 2020
DPT Mini - Nathan Rabin - A knife to a cribbage fight
1604

Nathan Rabin comes to town to hear a story about a disturbance breaking out in a cribbage game.

Feb 28, 2020
DPT LIVE at Largo! - Will Arnett, Paul F. Tompkins and musical guest Colin Hay
6692

Dumb People Town is LIVE at Largo with Will Arnett, Paul F. Tompkins and musical guest Colin Hay. To kick off the show Dan introduces a new headline game and each guest learns about their Florida Man. In story 1, they hear about three worst first date ever. In story 2 an underwear bandit gets caught!

Feb 25, 2020
Anthony Jeselnik - Unsolved Cheeseburger Mysteries
2600

This week Anthony Jeselnik stops into town to hear about a man who admits to the police that he’s not good at stealing cars. In story 2, a man calls the police to repost a missing cheeseburger. In story 3, a woman who thinks she is suffering with symptoms from Crohn's disease finds out that her problems are coming from an outside source. 

Feb 18, 2020
DPT Mini - Harry Moroz - The Phantom of the Rafters
1547

Dan, Jason and Randy welcome Harry Moroz to town to hear about a man who secretly moves into a supermarket.

Feb 14, 2020
Greg Fitzsimmons - Independent Son
3093

Dan, Jason and Randy welcome Greg Fitzsimmons to town to hear about a Georgia man who steals a sex device from ex lover. In story 2, a man takes big steps to prove to his mother that he is independent. In the third story a woman is arrested for an unusual attack on a train. 

Feb 11, 2020
Emotional Support G.O.A.T.
2931

This week Dan, Jason and Randy welcome actress and podcast host Alessandra Torresani to town. In story 1, a car is stolen from an Adult store with a passenger and his unusual pet. In story 2, a bodybuilder is ready to marry his girlfriend after getting her plastic surgery. In story 3, a Tesla owner finds an way to eliminate the need for car keys. 

Feb 04, 2020
DPT Mini - Francesca Fiorentini - Everything's Under Control
1385

A gift of a magnifying glass causes problems for Christmas.

Jan 31, 2020
DPT Live at Sketchfest with Aimee Mann, Ted Leo and Chris Redd
5594

Dan, Jason and Randy bring DPT Live from Sketchfest! First they start out with Flatos! Then they welcome Chris Redd and musical guests Aimee Mann and Ted Leo to hear about their Florida Man! For story number one, WE HAVE A GREENLEE where a woman is arrested for pointing at her husband. In story two, they recap the things people got stuck in their ears, nose and swallowed and other areas you shouldn’t search in 2019. 

Jan 28, 2020
Chad Daniels - Rum People Town
3030

Chad Daniels joins Daniel, Jason and Randy in town to hear a two parter first story with two different people scratch cars for different reasons. In story 2, a woman is unhappy when her boyfriend won’t celebrate her new job with her. In story 3, a man poses for an artists but doesn’t pay. 

Jan 21, 2020
DPT Mini - Chris Charpentier - Bad Decision Sandwich
1532

A college professor is caught offering Arby’s gift cards in exchange for dates. 

Jan 17, 2020
Moshe Kasher - Ornamental Sword
2925

Moshe Kasher comes to town to hear about a couple who gets engaged after a bizarre robbery. In story 2, a man is caught doing donuts in front of a night club. In story 3, there is an unusual new trend in self care. 


Don't miss Dumb People Town LIVE at Sketchfest in San Francisco Friday January 17th! https://sched.co/Xz5F

Jan 14, 2020
Nick Thune - Testicuzzi and the Jets
3349

Dan, Jason and Randy welcome Nick Thune to town to hear a story about a fight for the front seat. In story two, a tiny hot tub for your delicates and in story three, questionable props are used at a career fair. 

Jan 07, 2020
DPT Mini - Cadbury Rabbit
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This weeks mini is a taste of the Patreon episodes with Randy bringing in a story for Jason and Dan. A California Congressman is caught using campaign money for personal expenses.

Jan 03, 2020
Jeff Dye - The Meat Marauder
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Jeff Dye joins Dan, Jason and Randy in Town and to kick off the show we have a Greenlee! In story one, a man is accused of sealing a variety of meats. In the second story a man tries to come to the rescue. In story three a man reveals an unlikely hiding place for a pair of tweezers. 

Dec 31, 2019
Quinta Brunson - I Am Serious
3676

Quinta Brunson visits town to hear a story about a woman who is asked to call an ambulance and takes care of business. In the second story, a Taco Bell employee shows a guest what they have for them. In story 3, a Florida man makes an unnecessary admission to the police. 

Dec 24, 2019
Kate Peterman - Plant Based Fries
1693

A man places a very special order at a McDonald's

Dec 20, 2019
Ryan Stout - Dumbness Saves a Life
2801

Ryan Stout visits Town and hears a story about a hitman who outsources his work. In story 2, a man loses something in his nose. In story 3, a security guard makes a case for the side effects of an idle mind. 

Dec 17, 2019
"Weird Al" Yankovic and Dimitri Martin - Takin’ It To The Highway
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DPT is LIVE from Largo in Los Angeles! David Longstreth of Dirty Projectors starts off the show and plays a special version of the DPT theme song. Then Dan, Jason and Randy welcome their guests "Weird Al" Yankovic and Dimitri Martin to find out about their Flordia man. In story one, two women take an argument to the highway. In story 2 a man uses an unconventional weapon on a home intruder. 

Dec 10, 2019
DPT Mini - Dennis Gubbins - Love at First Flight
1245

Dennis Gubbins visits town and hears about a woman in a relationship with an inanimate object. 

Dec 06, 2019
Maz Jobrani - Strip Club Flu Shot
3065

Maz Jobrani visits town and hears about a man who tries to pick up the ring on the way to his wedding. In story 2, a strip finds a way to bring in new business. In story 3, a man has a plan to manage storms. 

Dec 03, 2019
Joel Stein - Fun Time Frankie
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Joel Stein visits town to hear about a woman who hides in an attempt to rob a Big Lots. In story 2, a woman refused to get off of a plane. In story 3, a festival goer forgets where he parked his car. 

Nov 26, 2019
DPT Mini - Hot Dog Becky - Ms. Pat
1347

A brawl breaks out over hot dogs.

Nov 22, 2019
Margaret Cho - Pedal Away Groom
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Margaret Cho visits town to hear about a woman who leads a shirtless chase. In story 2, a groom gets into trouble borrowing a bike. In story 3, a woman loses her memory about a difficult trip to the bathroom. 

Nov 19, 2019
Rick Glassman - Cheeky Thief
2969

Rick Glassman visits town to hear a story of a man who tries to tries to steal a musical instrument. In the second story, a bunch of old TVs are discovered on a doorbell camera. In the third story a man prepares to turn himself into jail.  

Nov 12, 2019
DPT Mini Randy Feltface - Ghost Behind the Wheel
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On this weeks mini, Randy Feltface visits the town all the way from down under to tackle a story about an abandoned running car with an odd collection of items inside.

Nov 08, 2019
James Adomian - Tooth-like Structures
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This week, James Adomian visits the town and immediately gets a Greenlee from tcpalm.com about a Popeyes theft. In Story 2, from , thefloridatimes.com, a band robbery and grand theft auto chase ends in swimming and tears. And finally, in Story 3, from nbcnews.com, a child has hundreds of tooth-like structures removed.


This episode is sponsored by Bad Batch, a new podcast from Wondery: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/bad-batch/id1482851200

Nov 05, 2019
Jen Kirkman - Punching Through the Tears
3630

This week, Jen Kirkman comes to town! In Story 1, from pjstar.com, a man is punched after declining a sip of a stranger's hooch. In Story 2, from nj.com, a woman is startled when Pennywise the Clown floats down into her backyard. And finally, in Story 3, from abcnews.go.com, a man dressed as Captain Jack Sparrow has disappeared after setting off on a paddle boat.

Listen to Jen's new podcast Having Funlessness!

Go get Dan's new album, "Thanks, Diane" - available for pre-order now, and dropping on November 15th!

This episode is sponsored by Bad Batch, a new podcast from Wondery: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/bad-batch/id1482851200

Oct 29, 2019
DPT Mini Andrew Lopez - Please don’t fight them
1182

For this weeks mini, we have a Greenlee!!! Andrew Lopez visits town to discuss the story of a man who tries to answer the questions of how many beers is too many.

Oct 25, 2019
Aparna Nancherla and Michael Che - Hung in There
4556

Dumb People Town comes to the Bell House in Brooklyn for their LIVE with musical guest Rhett Miller. After a few Flatos, the guys welcome Aparna Nancherla and Michael Che with the Florida Man Game. Then they discuss the story of a man who is falsely accused of stealing and takes great measures to prove his innocence. For story 2, WE HAVE A GREENLEE with a report of an avocado causing a problem. 

Oct 22, 2019
Rachel Bloom - Australian Dream Wedding
2430

The guys welcome Rachel Bloom to town to  talk about a house with a neighborhood stalker. In story 2, a woman sets new bizarre record. In story 3 Australians get the chance to have a wedding with an incredible theme. 

Oct 15, 2019
DPT Mini - Zach Bornstein - These Automobiles Are In Cahoots
1311

Zach Bornstein visits town to discuss a man who is fed up with a truck partially parked on his lawn. 

Oct 11, 2019
Michael McMillian - Accidental Deposit
3460

This week Michael McMillian comes to town to hear a story from the BBC about two people who make the most of a banking error. Then Dan has some exciting Jan Flato updates! In Story 2 from Tampabay.com, a man is arrested after a failed attempts at a surgical procedure. Then in story 3 from The Tennessean, a school bans Harry Potter books for a very logical reason. 

Oct 08, 2019
Michael Rosenbaum and Chris Sullivan - Bring a Camera to a Sword Fight
3154

Michael Rosenbaum and Chris Sullivan (from In Love... podcast) come to town to hear about a clash over a bulk trash cart that quickly escalates. In story 2, a brides sister takes the invitation to wear whatever she wants seriously. In story 3, a woman refuses to complete a drive-thru visit. 

Oct 01, 2019
DPT Mini - H.Alan Scott - Breaking Kinda bad!
1590

H.Alan Scott comes to town to hear about a tiki torch fight on a patio.

Sep 27, 2019
Dave Holmes - I Can’t Get Happy
4192

This week Dave Holmes is in town to talk about a man who sues about a run in at an Insane Clown Posse concert. In story 2, a man pursues legal action over their popular chicken sandwich. In story 3 a man try to avoid a sobriety test.

Sep 24, 2019
Kate Micucci and Andy Richter - Fleshy Protuberances
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Dumb People Town returns to Largo for their LIVE show with Pete Yorn. After a few Flatos, the guys welcome Andy Richter and Kate Micucci with the Florida Man Game. Then they discuss the first story where a woman gets caught in a rural area in a possible robbery. For the next story…WE HAVE A GREENLEE!!!! A man takes himself to the police station to reveal he was holding contraband. 

Sep 17, 2019
DPT Mini Dave Ross - Attack Squirrel
1735

A man has a special relationship with a squirrel. 

Sep 13, 2019
Fortune Feimster - Ketchup Karma
3189

Fortune Feimster comes to town to talk about a man who aggressively demands a ride from a stranger. In story 2, a Cleveland bank robber provides too much info during a robbery. In the final story, karma catches up with a condiment thief. 

Sep 10, 2019
Harland Williams - First Day of the Rest of Your Wife
3335

The guys welcome Harland Williams to town to hear about a couple who have uninvited visitors to their Airbnb. In the second story, a man checks in to a hospital and doesn’t notice that they’ve performed the wrong procedure. In the final story, a mans discovers a problem with his eye. 

Sep 03, 2019
Amanda Seales - Bird Truthers
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Amanda Seales comes to Town to talk about a movement who has doubts about birds. 

Aug 30, 2019
Todd Barry - Doorknob Nachos
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Todd Barry stops by Dumb People Town to hear about a man caught breaking into a house with an unusual partner in crime. In story two, a woman finds a household items in her nachos and in story three a man claims to have a time machine and to be from the future.

Aug 27, 2019
Trae Crowder and Drew Morgan - A Parade of Heroes
3274

Trae Crowder and Drew Morgan of WellRed Trae Crowder and Drew Morgan of the WellRed podcast join the podcast join the guys to talk about a man  who takes an interesting opportunity to praise God. In story two, a man gets arrested attempting to claim a backpack filled with illegal substances. In story three, a man advertises something personal that he enjoys on a bumper sticker. 

Aug 20, 2019
Eddie Ifft - Pork Chop Slippers
1425

After winning a meat raffle, a drunken prank involving pork chops ruins a fellow bar goers career.

Aug 16, 2019
Jon Lovett - Dog Scat Bomb
2651

John Lovett (Pod Save America, Lovett or Leave It) stops by hear about a man makes a bomb as a prank on his friend. In story two, a woman is arrested for allowing her daughters to have a dangerous pool party. In the third story, a traffic stop reveals a car full of contraband. 

Aug 13, 2019
Taylor Tomlinson - Asleep With the TV On
3048

Taylor Tomlinson pays a visit to town to hear about a couple of stolen cars get involved in an unusual chase and crash. In story 2, a Taiwanese man misplaces his airpod that turns up in an extremely unexpected place. In story 3, a man gets rescued in a final attempt to free his drone from a tree. 

Aug 06, 2019
Greg Barris - Couscous Ragu
1287

A boy get carried away while paying with magnets

Aug 02, 2019
Lauren Lapkus, Patton Oswalt & Joey Ryan - A Man and His Spaghetti
4828

To start off a very special Dumb People Town Live from Largo, Joey Ryan of The Milk Carton Kids sings the theme song. After a few Flatos, the guys celebrate guests Lauren Lapkus and Patton Oswalt with the Florida Man Birthday game. Then they discuss story 1 where a scantily clad woman breaks into a house and surprises the homeowner. In story 2, a man and his stylish cat are caught, also breaking into a house. 

Jul 30, 2019
Julia Sweeney - What Rhymes With Moana?
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Julia Sweeney visits to hear about a man who has an adventure on a riding lawn mower. In story two, a business owner makes sweet treats at a neighboring business less sweet. In the third story, a baker makes a very special birthday cake. 

Jul 23, 2019
DPT Mini - Andrew Youngblood - Moellendick In Her Sally Port
1055

A Florida cop has been disciplined for allowing a couple under arrest to smoke, kiss, cuddle, and otherwise engage in sexual activity while they were in the rear of a police cruiser!

Jul 19, 2019
Jim Jefferies - I'm Not Wrong Because I'm Popular
2737

Jim Jefferies visits to the guys to hear about a postal worker who gets in trouble but it's not his fault! In the second story, a woman enjoys a few drinks and gets takes a bag that doesn't belong to her. The third story a Rotary Club in Michigan celebrates with a 1998 Saturn. 

Jul 16, 2019
Janet Varney and Cole Stratton - Big Bertha Test Drive
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This week Janet Varney and Cole Stratton stop by to hear about a confusing  squeege attack. In the second story a woman steals her car back after taking it to the dealership for repair. In the third story, a couple get arrested for adult fun in a kiddie pool. 

Jul 09, 2019
Geoff Tate - This Is My Service Sword
1577

A Huntsville, AL gas station robbery ends in a knife vs machete fight!

Jul 05, 2019
Amiee Mann and Ted Leo - Drunk People Can't Avoid Bragging
3011

This week Amiee Mann and Ted Leo (The Art of Process) stop in to hear about a man with a curious reason for not doing a field sobriety test. In the second story, a man  tries to sue his parents for destroying his massive porn collection. In story 3, bowls of mashed potatoes mysteriously appear on cars. 

Jul 02, 2019
Jonah Ray - Pickle Juice to the Rescue
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This week, Jonah Ray joins the show. Story 1 covers boxed wine and exposed breasts at a hospital. In story 2, an Australian man gets stuck and the Internet comes to rescue with some advice about pickle juice. Story 3 covers a poorly thought-out lawn sign.

Jun 25, 2019
Naomi Ekperigin & Andy Beckerman - You Just Gotta Be Damp
1567

This story has everything: Florida, nudity, a car chase, and a colorful baseball bat. Listen in! 

Jun 21, 2019
Derek Waters - Stabbing the Pastor in the Back
2960

This week Derek Waters joins the show! 

In Story 1, a part-time pastor Easter stunt goes horribly wrong

Story 2 woman gets arrested for shooting a t-shirt gun

Story 3 explains an automatic sperm extractor!

Jun 18, 2019
John C. Reilly, Tim Heidecker, & Aimee Mann - Work Bag, Play Bag - LIVE from Largo!
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To start off a very special live DPT at the Largo at the Coronet, Aimee Mann sings the theme song!  

After a few Flatos, Tim Heidecker joins the show to discuss Story 1, in which a Darwin man nearly dies after multiple snakebites!  

Then for Story 2, John C. Reilly joins the show to discuss a Greenlee in which a man is caught with a bag of urine!  

To close out the show, a new segment: Florida Man birthdays!

Jun 11, 2019
Jon Rudnitsky - Royal Headbutt
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For this week's mini, Jon Rudnitsky joins the show to discuss the tale of a man who claims an adverse reaction to coffee caused him to cause ruckus at a movie theater!

Jun 07, 2019
Jon Gabrus - Hey Grandma, Go Sit On That!
3543

In Story 1, a suspect tells police he's a cat.  

In a Stitcher Premium extended segment: a deep dive into all things Vegas!  

Story 2 brings us a man who breaks a photo bomber's nose.  

In Story 3,  we almost lose a grandma.  

Jun 04, 2019
Sara Schaefer - Legs Up on Congress
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This week Sara Schaefer joins the show! 

In Story 1, a woman is accused of public masturbation.

Story 2 brings us an unruly woman on a plane.

Story 3  is the tale of the most innocent suspect ever!

May 28, 2019
Dan St. Germain - Hampton Inn Exorcism
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Dan St. Germain joins the show to discuss the tale of a hotel chain exorcism complaint!

May 24, 2019
Nate Bargatze - Young, Dumb, and Full of Fork
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This week Nate Bargatze joins the show!

In Story 1, two dummies shoot each other while wearing bulletproof vests.  

Then in a Stitcher Premium exclusive segment, the guys talk to Nate about his special and more!  

Story 2 brings us a man who swallows a fork.  

Story 3 is the tale of violence at a Wawa. 

May 21, 2019
Jon Glaser & Eliza Skinner - You Do The Meth! - Live from Moontower
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Live from the Moontower Comedy Festival, we start off with some Flatos! 

Then Jon Glaser and Eliza Skinner join the show and we dive into Story 1, which involves a reckless scooter driver and an out of control dog. 

Steve Agee joins in for a game of Guess The Agee! 

In Story 2, we have a nasty case of eye-bees! 

Then we hear some Townie stories, including: a fight between a German and a horse, a naked man chase, a Greenlee about a garbage artist, and a cake/vacuum theft at a Dairy Queen!

May 14, 2019
Nate Abshire - Drive-Off & Golf Cart Joyride
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Nate Abshire joins the show to discuss two mini stories! In Story 1, a suspect in a drive-off is caught, and in Story 2 we hear the tale of a golf cart joyride!

May 10, 2019
Josh Gondelman - Beef & Reef
3115

Story 1 is a Greenlee involving surf and turf!

In a Stitcher Premium exclusive extended interview, Josh talks about writing for Last Week Tonight, plus a mini story involving a mom who advocates for her son's dating life a bit too much! 

Story 2 brings us a Valentine's Day attempt for a free meal at an Outback Steakhouse! 

Story 3 is the sad tale of the demise of a nudist restaurant. 

May 07, 2019
Nick Swardson - DJ Crablegs
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This week Nick Swardson visits DPT!

Story 1 brings us a set of testicles dipped in salsa.

Story 2 is the tale of a fight at a buffet.  

In Story 3, a car unintentionally leaves an offensive image in the snow.

Apr 30, 2019
Chris Mancini - Egg Argument Boils Over
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For this week's Friday Episode, Chris Mancini joins the show to discuss the tale of an Austin man who tries to boil eggs and ends up getting threatened at knifepoint.

Apr 26, 2019
"Weird Al" Yankovic - Puppet-Fluid & Strings Attached
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This week the legendary "Weird Al" Yankovic joins us in Dumb People Town!

Story 1 is a Greenlee about a violent incident involving a remote control and dentures.

Story 2 brings us a love story involving a zombie doll.

Story 3 is the tale of a misunderstanding at an illegal strip club.

Then for our Stitcher Premium listeners, we have an extra story about a cat owner who gets stuck up a tree trying to save a cat!

Apr 23, 2019
Dana Gould - Back Door Daddy
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This week Dana Gould joins the show!

In Story 1: Utah driver accused of fleeing, mooning, flipping.

Story 2 is a Greenlee -- the tale of the dry-mouth driver.

Story 3 brings us a disturbance at a McDonalds!

Apr 16, 2019
Julius Sharpe - Look What's Coming Down the Belt
1613

Julius Sharpe joins the show to discuss the tale of a Canadian burglar who makes himself at home!

Apr 12, 2019
Hampton Yount - Jiminy Cracket
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This week Hampton Yount joins the show!

In Story 1 we have a completely naked woman who chases a would-be lover across the road.

In a Stitcher Premium Exclusive segment, Story 2 brings us a town that could vote into reality a sex doll brothel... or two.

Story 3 is the tale of an Australian man precariously wedged in a drain.

Apr 09, 2019
A.D. Miles - Concussion Discussion
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This week A.D. Miles joins the show!

In Story 1, a hungry shoplifter gets caught. 

Story 2 brings us a drunk woman who isn't sure if she was stabbed and has questions about her son's future.

Story 3 is the tale of a man with a backpack and no plan.

Apr 02, 2019
Dan Ahdoot - Penisillin
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For this week's minisode, Dan Ahdoot joins the show to discuss the story of a man who injects himself with semen for his back pain!

Mar 29, 2019
Beverly D'Angelo - Chop First, Axe Questions Later
3508

In Story 1, a teenager is arrested after trying to get a discount on a Playstation by weighing it as a bag of fruit. 

Then a Stitcher Premium interview in which Bev spins some yarns about old school Hollywood stories! 

Story 2 brings us a man who wrecks his home with an axe after he thought his wife damaged his action figures. 

Story 3 -- brought in by Beverly herself -- is the tale of a diamond billionaire who died during penis enlargement surgery.

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Mar 26, 2019
Karen Kilgariff & Jon Hamm - LIVE at Largo
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In a special live episode of Dumb People Town at the renowned Largo at the Coronet, the Sklar Brothers and Daniel Van Kirk are joined by My Favorite Murder's Karen Kilgariff and Mad Men's Jon Hamm, with comedically pertinent musical interludes by the great Langhorne Slim! Stories include: a man bitten by a venomous spider on his manhood (for the second time), a woman who discovers a snake in her toilet, and an exhaustive list of bizarre and random items Americans got stuck in their orifices in 2018. It's a night of rollicking laughs and silliness between old friends. 

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Mar 19, 2019
Aaron Urist - You Gon' Get Bit
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Aaron Urist joins the show to discuss the story of a man arrested after biting a man while arguing about conspiracy theories... in a hot tub.

Mar 15, 2019
Pete Holmes - Pringle Grigio
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This week, Pete Holmes joins the show! 

In Story 1, a man's dentures become evidence in a burglary investigation. 

In a Stitcher Exclusive interview, the group discusses the challenge of tackling the comedy world on TV. 

Story 2 brings us a man who tries to attack a neighbor with a stun gun and a ulu knife. 

Story 3 is the tale of a woman on a scooter drinking wine from a Pringles can outside of a Walmart for hours.

Mar 12, 2019
Corinne Fisher - Phantom Pill Packet
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This week, Corinne Fisher joins the show!

Story 1 is a wild crime spree in Hoboken involving Snapple, a nail salon, bare buttocks, and Hennessy!

Story 2 brings us a woman who lived with a plastic pill packet in her throat for days without realizing it.

Story 3 is the tale of a Pennsylvania police department looking for drunk volunteers.

Mar 05, 2019
Nate Craig - Who's Out Here?!
1787

Nate Craig joins the show to discuss a fight inside an elementary school that ends in a car crash!

Mar 01, 2019
Brent Weinbach - The Illegal Version of Bumper Cars
2851

This week Brent Weinbach joins the show! 

In Story 1: A dummy fails to rob an Arby's. 

Story 2 is the tale of an illegal game of bumper cars. 

Story 3 brings us a drunk man who sleeps on a dog bed with a giant dog... in the wrong home.

Feb 26, 2019
Tim Heidecker - Pizza as a Weapon
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This week, Tim Heidecker joins the show!

For Story 1, we have a Greenlee in which some folks with historical names are jailed. 

Story 2 brings us a drunk woman who fights inflatable snowman. 

Story 3 is the tale of a man who uses pizza as a weapon against his father.

Feb 19, 2019
Ptolemy Slocum - Burger King for Life
2022

Feb 15, 2019
Mary Lynn Rajskub - Unwelcome Witchcraft
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Mary Lynn Rajskub joins the show this week! In Story 1: A Dollar Tree candy theft that escalates quickly. Story 2 brings us a burglar who makes himself at home. And Story 3 is the tale of a fight at a holiday party after an argument about magical spells.

Feb 12, 2019
Alison Haislip - Bottom Feeders
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Alison Haislip joins the show this week! 

In Story 1, a man slips down a grease vent at a Chinese restaurant.  

Story 2 is the tale of a Florida wedding reception that results in a stabbing, a balcony fall, and more. 

Story 3 brings us edible butthole chocolates.

Feb 05, 2019
DJ Douggpound - From Ditch to Door
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DJ Douggpound joins the show to discuss the tale of automobile shenanigans when a car flies through the air and into a house!

Feb 01, 2019
Paul Scheer & Doug Benson - Throwing Axes at Copses: LIVE from SF Sketchfest
5114

This week, Paul Scheer and Doug Benson visit Dumb People Town in a very special live episode from SF Sketchfest! 

In Story 1 is a harrowing tale of the worst neighbor of all time.

Story 2 involves a wedding photographer went above and beyond the call of duty.

Then some Townies bring some stories, including: a Greenlee, a Christmas-ham-throwing incident, a naked man with a gun and a samurai sword, road tenders, and more!

Jan 29, 2019
Rhea Butcher - Calm Down
1487

Comedian Rhea Butcher joins the show to discuss the tale of a fugitive who wins the heart of local police for his response to a wanted ad.

Jan 25, 2019
Rory Scovel - Into the Canadian Darkness
3549

This week, comedian Rory Scovel joins the show!

Jan 22, 2019
Zach Martina - I Am Jack's Failed Robbery
1871

Comedian Zach Martina joins the guys to discuss the tale of a bank robber who is nabbed during a cab ride to the liquor store!

Jan 18, 2019
Lucas Brothers - Romanda Rights
2839

This week, Kenny and Keith Lucas visit Dumb People Town! Story 1 is the tale of an unexpected party. Story 2 brings us an unruly woman who refuse to leave a porch, and Story 3 is an ash-burglary.

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Jan 15, 2019
Jesse Neil & Keith Kingbay - Falling Through the Ceiling with No Pants On
1449

Comedians Jesse Neil and Keith Kingbay join the guys to discuss the tale of a half-naked woman who causes a scene at a restaurant after falling through the ceiling... twice.

Jan 11, 2019
Eliza Skinner - Don't Beat the System
3551

Comedian Eliza Skinner joins the show this week! 

In Story 1, a series of horrible decisions starts in a strip club and ends with a man in the nude, after a bizarre kidnapping. 

Story 2 is the tale of a poorly executed birthday cake. 

Then, in Story 3, some scary dumbness on the high seas.

Jan 08, 2019
Beth Lapides - I'm Not In Here And I'm Not Kevin
1697

Comedian Beth Lapides joins the show to discuss the tale of an Airbnb "Super Host" who breaks into his guest house while it's being rented!

Jan 04, 2019
Jo Koy - Smothered in Gin
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The hilarious Jo Koy visits Dumb  People Town this week!

 In Story 1,  a boy gets himself into high speed chase because his mother took away his Playstation.  

For Story 2, a Belgian robbery is foiled. 

Story 3 is the tale of a service dog's feces ruining a flight.

Jan 01, 2019
Forrest Shaw - Barblejuice
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Comedian Forrest Shaw joins the guys to discuss a story in which a woman is jailed after hitting her husband and brother in a quest for beer!

Dec 28, 2018
Fahim Anwar - Two Tattoos and a Truth
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This week, comedian Fahim Anwar joins the show!

In Story 1, a naked man sneaks around before munching on some ramen.

Story 2 brings us a widows who holds onto her late husband's... tattoos.

Story 3 is the age-old tale of a wedding crasher.

Dec 25, 2018
Ryan Singer - Sugared Up Dead People
1749

Comedian Ryan Singer joins the show to discuss a story in which a man attacks a group of teenage girls dressed as zombies!

Dec 21, 2018
Kate Micucci - It's a Lockback Knife
3583

This week, comedian/musician Kate Micucci visits Dumb People Town! 

In Story 1, a woman in a store farts and pulls a knife on an offended customer.  

For Story 2, a Dutch positivity trainer appeals to change his age.  

Story 3 is the tale of a man who is accused of stealing candy from Walmart.

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Dec 18, 2018
Spike Feresten - Toilet Thief
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Writer/comedian Spike Feresten joins the guys to discuss the tale of a stolen toilet!

Dec 14, 2018
Will Forte & Zach Galifianakis - LIVE from Largo at the Coronet!
5692

One hundred episodes of Dumb People Town! To celebrate the milestone Jason, Randy, and Daniel are joined by comedy heavy-hitters Will Forte & Zach Galifianakis, as well as Ted Leo of Ted Leo and the Pharmacists, at the legendary LA venue, Largo at the Coronet!

In Story 1, a would-be burglar falls through a Waffle House ceiling.

Story 2 is the tale of a woman who is a fan of Girl Scout Cookies, but probably not the ones you're thinking of.

Story 3 brings us a truly disgusting cake.

Then some Townies share stories involving crocs and alligators, and a man thirsty for paint!

Dec 11, 2018
Matt Letscher - Got Your Belly Button!
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Actor Matt Letscher visits Dumb People Town to discuss a story in which a woman gives the gift of... her belly button. 

Dec 07, 2018
Kyle Kinane - I'll Butter Your Cat
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This week, comedian Kyle Kinane ventures to Dumb People Town!

In Story 1, a man busts into several homes looking for someone to fight.  

Story 2 brings us a bar patron who gets angry after someone turns off Black Sabbath. 

Story 3 is the tale of an Antarctic stabbing incident that occurred over... book spoilers.

Dec 04, 2018
Holly Laurent - Gender Reveal Wildfire
1441

Holly Laurent visits the show to discuss the story of a wildfire started by a gender-reveal party!

Nov 30, 2018
Jon Dore - A Dash of Grandma
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This week comedian (and Canadian) Jon Dore visits Dumb People Town!

In Story 1: a vicious fight at a gender-reveal party at Applebee's. 

Story 2 is the tale of a man who makes trouble outside a Medieval Times -- then that same night, skinny-dips in a shark tank. (It may or may not have been Rob Ford.)

Story 3 brings us cookies baked with a special ingredient: Grandma.

Nov 27, 2018
Ryan Sickler - Little Rascal
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Ryan Sickler joins Jason, Randy, and Dan to discuss a drunken man who disrupts a wedding reception by committing a dancing infraction and starting a fight.

Nov 23, 2018
Bert Kreischer - Nobody Puts Greenlee in a Corner (Live from Phoenix!)
4829

Jason, Randy, and Daniel start the show off with some Flato-isms, then are joined by a bonafide expert in doing dumb things, comedian Bert Kreischer!  

In Story 1, we've got a Greenlee!  Two women were arrested after trying to re-enact a scene from Dirty Dancing in a wine store.

Story 2 is the tale of a woman who claims a ghost dragged her child across the floor and possessed him, so she enlists a professional named Spooky Julie to help.

Then some Townies bring news stories of their own! Including: a wild car chase, the story of a true-life forensic scientist who experiences dumb criminals all day long, appliance-thieves who left their phone number at the scene of the crime, and a man who burned down his house while trying to incinerate spiders!

Nov 20, 2018
Greg Hess - Mow the Pendergrass
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The guys are joined by comedian Greg Hess to discuss a story involving a mysterious fiery hole in Arkansas!

Nov 16, 2018
Andrew Santino - The Emergency Room Gentlemen's Lounge
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This week, comedian Andrew Santino visits Dumb People Town!  

In Story 1, a man is arrested after booby-trapping a federal agent.

Story 2 is a Greenlee! It's the tale of a shirtless man hanging out by the dumpsters and causing a disturbance.

In Story 3, the name of a new strip club has some citizens concerned.

Nov 13, 2018
Mo Mandel - His Whole Life Is An Avalanche
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This week comedian Mo Mandel joins the guys for a Friday episode of Dumb People Town to discuss the story of a criss-crossing crime spree in Billings, Montana!

Nov 09, 2018
Mary Holland - Buttershots
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This week, comedian/actor Mary Holland visits Dumb People Town!

In Story 1, a housemaid thoroughly cleans her client's liquor cabinet. 

For Story 2, a man gets stabbed at a haunted house. 

In Story 3, a suspicious man on the roof claims he's dying.

Nov 06, 2018
Chris Cubas - Johnny Brisket Over Here!
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This Friday, comedian Chris Cubas comes on down to Dumb People Town to discuss a botched watch theft in Florida involving a barbecue joint, a conspicuous getaway vehicle, and a Wawa!

Nov 02, 2018
Kevin Nealon - A Goat Named Voldemort
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This week the legendary Kevin Nealon comes on down to Dumb People Town! 

Story 1 brings us a crook who tries to commit robbery using Scrabble tiles. 

In Story 2: this isn't Harry Potter, but a boy finds himself under attack from Voldemort. 

Story 3 is the tale of a man who cracked some malt liquor open in a questionable location.

Oct 30, 2018
Johnny Pemberton - A Swagger of Fools
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