Pork Fried Dice - A Dungeons & Dragons Podcast

By Pork Fried Dice

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Subscribers: 28
Reviews: 1
Episodes: 349


 Sep 5, 2023
Can't stand it. I gave it a chance. Listened to 30 episodes. All they do is get into a giggle fit over nothing most of the episode and get nothing done.

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Pork Fried Dice is an actual-play Dungeons and Dragons podcast where we try to tell a compelling story, but have fun doing it. That is to say, we take the story seriously, but we don’t take ourselves too seriously. Our goal is to have a show where our listeners feel like they are at the table with us. We are a roleplay-heavy podcast, because we like character interaction, but we’re also a group of people that make crude jokes, anachronistic references, and godawful (or clever, if you’re into that kind of thing) puns. Enjoy! ----------------------- Email: PorkFriedDice@gmail.com. Twitter: @PorkFriedDice. Find out more: www.porkfrieddice.com

Episode Date
349: The Peaks
Apr 22, 2024
348: Poppin' a Crabbie
Apr 15, 2024
347: A Retroactive Terminal Illness
Apr 08, 2024
346: The Death of Batthwack Medrach
Apr 01, 2024
345: They Were At Lemon's Leap!
Mar 18, 2024
344: The Peaks Are What They Seem
Mar 11, 2024
343: An Abandoned Outhouse in the Middle of Town
Feb 26, 2024
342: Self-Flatulation
Feb 19, 2024
341: King Batthwack Is Not an Extreme Couponer
Feb 12, 2024
340: The Great Court Case of Haps v. Wiles
Feb 05, 2024
339: The High-Cs
Jan 29, 2024
338: He Shall Jump on a Trampoline in the Autumn Time
Jan 22, 2024
337: The First Time Batthwack EVER Got It
Jan 15, 2024
336: Brackishly Clear
Jan 08, 2024
335: I Draw the Line at Beating up Funeral Participants
Dec 11, 2023
334: Grind the Poopdeck!
Dec 04, 2023
333: Less Than Kind
Nov 27, 2023
332: Who Is Manure Again?
Nov 20, 2023
331: Suck on THAT, MAUVE!
Nov 13, 2023
330: I Don’t Want One of Your Hair Doughnuts
Nov 06, 2023
329: Some Kind of Horrible Piano Accident
Oct 23, 2023
328: The 78 Exotic Grasses of Beartoggle
Oct 16, 2023
327: Q-U-E-U-E-F
Oct 09, 2023
326: That's My Domain, Don't Wear it Out
Oct 02, 2023
325: I Can Always Hear Raphina
Sep 25, 2023
324: Hippopollinators
Sep 18, 2023
323: A Non-Binary Scarecrow
Sep 11, 2023
322: Liar's Dice
Sep 04, 2023
321: Hide and Seek
Aug 28, 2023
320: Me Did Not Write That
Aug 14, 2023
319: Sir, Your Horse Is Out of Tune
Aug 07, 2023
318: Don't Eat The Butt Mustard!
Jul 31, 2023
317: 1,000 Mugs of Twig Tea on the Wall
Jul 23, 2023
316: God Say What?
Jul 03, 2023
315: Willanetics
Jun 26, 2023
314: We're Right Ear
Jun 13, 2023
313: Raphina is Zippin' Around This Pit
Jun 05, 2023
312: Is Two Meters Enough?
May 30, 2023
311: The Head Sack
May 15, 2023
310: What Kind of God Needs a Carnival?
May 01, 2023
309: I'm Wearing My Cinderblock Pants
Apr 24, 2023
308: My Pinky Finger Is Very Precise!
Apr 16, 2023
307: I Didn't Eat Any Cheating Cake :(
Apr 03, 2023
306: We’ll Put a Candle in a Fish
Mar 27, 2023
305: Zone of Mustard
Mar 20, 2023
304: We Can Get the Cold Mustard Out of the House!
Mar 13, 2023
303: This Is Going to Feel Very Unhelpful
Mar 06, 2023
302: So Profound, and Yet So Unhelpful
Feb 27, 2023
301: I'm Gonna Have to Give Its Family a Refund
Feb 20, 2023
300: Clearly Not, Based on This 2-Hour Conversation
Feb 06, 2023
299: Like a Zen Rake
Jan 30, 2023
298: AS YOU FIIIIISH
Jan 23, 2023
297: I Would Use the Word "Rubbing"
Jan 17, 2023
296: Stilled By the Majestic Boringness
Jan 09, 2023
295: I'm the King of Beartoggle Lake!
Jan 01, 2023
294: Come In Yoisful
Dec 19, 2022
293: Fins, Gills, Angles, Scales, Eyes, Fins, Dorsal Pieces and Teeth
Dec 12, 2022
292: Is Condom a Condiment?
Dec 05, 2022
291: Two or Three Minutes Per Minute
Nov 21, 2022
290: Between "Gaping" and Other Things
Nov 14, 2022
289: I Have No Glaaaaaaaands
Nov 07, 2022
288: Gimme a Break, Like My Foot
Oct 31, 2022
287: Next Time You Hear White Noise...
Oct 24, 2022
286: Mustard Soup
Oct 16, 2022
285: Everybody Breathes a Sigh of Relief
Oct 16, 2022
284: Tusk Me In the Dick
Oct 03, 2022
283: One Does Not Simply Walk Into BoarDoor
Sep 26, 2022
282: Shrek 2, Shrek 2, Shrek 2, Shrek 2
Sep 19, 2022
281: yeah yeah yeah yeah
Sep 12, 2022
280: Intestines Gloobing Everywhere
Aug 08, 2022
279: Miracle Whip It Good
Aug 01, 2022
278: I'm Gonna Cast Dis Spell!
Jul 25, 2022
277: Your Marriage Is a Win-Win for Me
Jul 18, 2022
276: Hand-Back-Wrench
Jul 11, 2022
275: Am I Ever Gonna Make Any Friends?
Jun 27, 2022
274: Treat Mo-Self
Jun 20, 2022
273: Loaded Baked Potato Water
Jun 13, 2022
272: Wiggle, Wiggle; Wiggle, Wiggle
May 31, 2022
271: Gleb
May 24, 2022
270: Nothing Like a Juicy Amethyst!
May 16, 2022
269: A Triple Axel? Oh, Very Nice!
May 09, 2022
268: Basement, Casement, Familiar Facement
May 02, 2022
267: Mo’s Riding Steed on the Lake in My Dreams
Apr 25, 2022
266: Mr. Mace
Apr 18, 2022
265: Non-Conductive Plated Butt Cover
Apr 11, 2022
264: Slaad Dressing
Apr 06, 2022
263: I Need Some More...Rhinoplasty
Mar 27, 2022
262: On Your Marks, Get Set, STAIRCASE!
Mar 21, 2022
261: I Popped SO MANY Water Balloons!
Mar 14, 2022
260: Batthwack Yells And Then Smashes... *gasp*
Mar 07, 2022
259: Fred Greenman
Feb 28, 2022
258: Raphina and the Woims
Feb 21, 2022
257: Majestically Boring
Feb 14, 2022
256: SmareSmoggle
Feb 07, 2022
255: Have You Ever Played, Uh, Hopscotch?
Jan 31, 2022
254: I'll Hug Them Until They Enroll
Jan 24, 2022
253: Only My FRIENDS Call Me Shortstack!
Jan 18, 2022
252: The Pied Piper of Puppetry
Jan 10, 2022
251: 50% Milk
Jan 03, 2022
250: A Foil Bag of Cranks
Dec 27, 2021
249: I Need A Pedicure, Rainbow Trout :(
Dec 20, 2021
248: I'm Bloodhorn Leghorn and I'm a Sheep
Dec 13, 2021
247: He Still Doesn't Know He's on a Podcast
Dec 06, 2021
246: A Pompion's Guide to Six Rivers
Nov 22, 2021
245: Meesa Mo
Nov 17, 2021
244: Saying Someone Sucks Is Evil
Nov 08, 2021
243: His Current Loincloth
Nov 01, 2021
242: Tones of Loam
Oct 25, 2021
241: Raphina Phalange and the Pots
Oct 18, 2021
240: Does The Mutually Match the Exclusive?
Oct 11, 2021
239: Recently Extinct Hair-Braiding Bugs
Oct 03, 2021
238: Use Grapefruit Spoon!
Sep 27, 2021
237: "YoU'vE CoNviNcEd mE"
Sep 20, 2021
236: I've Met Fate Many Time!
Sep 14, 2021
235: Titles Are For the Birds
Sep 06, 2021
234: The Halter Top of Eyes
Aug 30, 2021
233: Leave It To Three Loaf Cleaver
Aug 23, 2021
232: Shoulda Bit Him in the Taint
Aug 16, 2021
231: Kneel Down and Touch Mo!
Aug 09, 2021
230: What WAS Your Job?
Jul 05, 2021
229: I Don't Call It Foraging, I Just Call It My Day
Jun 28, 2021
228: It's Been Four Years - Why Haven't You Stopped Me?
Jun 21, 2021
227: Cloaca-wocka!
Jun 14, 2021
226: What CAN'T Will Turn Into? A Pleasant Person? JUST KIDDING!
Jun 07, 2021
225: The Dead Among You Have Nothing to Fear
May 24, 2021
224: Pork Fried Dice: A Pay-To-Play Game
May 17, 2021
223: Don't Smell The Past, Smell The Future!
May 10, 2021
222: Lizard Pounding
May 03, 2021
221: These People Deserve to Be Roasted in Their Beds!
Apr 26, 2021
220: Turtles Are Highly Flammable
Apr 19, 2021
219: Everybody's So Horny Tonight
Apr 12, 2021
218: Sure, I'll Consider It: A Phil Lompion and Fatmack Story
Mar 29, 2021
217: HEY, Nobody Caught Me!
Mar 22, 2021
216: Roomcreamer
Mar 15, 2021
215: Do You Hear It Scream When You Close Your Eyes At Night?
Mar 08, 2021
214: I'm a Turtle, Not a Lichenologist
Mar 01, 2021
213: The Seven of Decapitations
Feb 22, 2021
212: Hubbubbada Bubbada!
Feb 15, 2021
211: Disco is Dead, Batthwack!
Feb 08, 2021
210: Does Anyone Need a Soup Tureen?
Feb 01, 2021
209: Various Brick Sounds
Jan 25, 2021
208: Poetic Lichen
Jan 18, 2021
207: She's Gonna Find It All
Jan 11, 2021
206: A Duffel Bag of Tootsie Rolls
Jan 04, 2021
205: Dew Skidoo, We Can Too!
Dec 28, 2020
204: Corn, Frankincense, and Myrrh
Dec 25, 2020
203: Wa-Marko
Dec 21, 2020
202: I Bet You Think This Pneumatic Tube Is About You
Dec 14, 2020
201: The One With The Spyglass In Their Pants
Dec 07, 2020
200: Abby, We Hear Your Face!
Nov 30, 2020
199: Will, You So Rarely Lie To Me
Nov 23, 2020
198: Ulysses "Fart" Ulysses Was a President
Nov 16, 2020
197: He's a Lot Nicer To Us When He's Pretending He's a Terrible Person
Nov 09, 2020
196: Not Even Steve Irwin Liked to Touch an Owl
Nov 02, 2020
195: Open Up and Eat the Rainbow!
Oct 26, 2020
194: Pineapples and Foreign Policy
Oct 19, 2020
193: Batthwack's the Fruit!
Oct 12, 2020
192: The Telltale Rose Petal Trail
Oct 06, 2020
191: He Said "Teat"
Sep 28, 2020
190: Apothecary Dictionary
Sep 21, 2020
189: We Do Not Dip Our Toes Into The Cheese
Sep 14, 2020
188: Guys, Did You See What I Just Did To Him?
Sep 07, 2020
187: We Have a Lot To Discover About Raphina's Digestive System
Aug 31, 2020
186: Don't Drink the Parsley!
Aug 17, 2020
185: 25% Too Much Twerking
Aug 10, 2020
184: Stonesaw Chainsaw
Aug 03, 2020
183: Rank the Taste of These Meats
Jul 27, 2020
182: The Number One Unspoken Rule of Pork Fried Dice
Jul 20, 2020
181: All The Diagnoses Are Just Gonna Be Episode Titles
Jul 13, 2020
180: Nobody Could Be Happy In a Cave
Jul 06, 2020
179: Little Deer Lips
Jun 29, 2020
178: It's a Good Thing Raphina Is a Notary
Jun 22, 2020
177: You're The Best Turtle I Know
Jun 08, 2020
176: Will's Never Met a Trout OR a God
Jun 01, 2020
175: Does The Rainbow Trout Have A Sister?
May 25, 2020
174: 37 YEARS!
May 18, 2020
173: Why Can't Mommy and Daddy Just Talk to Each Other?!
May 11, 2020
172: Blimp Fight 4: Skies Over Miami
May 04, 2020
171: So You Guys Are Gonna Be The Balloons Now?
Apr 27, 2020
170: And Widely Spread Ankles
Apr 20, 2020
169: Schrödinger's Grandma
Apr 13, 2020
168: My Eyeball Is Registered With the FAA
Apr 06, 2020
167: Amazing Jewel. Ry. Piece. Of. Artifact.
Mar 30, 2020
166: I No Longer Want You To Find My Gnome Family
Mar 23, 2020
165: Dew KFC Pizza Hut
Mar 16, 2020
164: A Star Trek-Themed Campaign
Mar 09, 2020
163: Physician, Heal Thyself
Feb 24, 2020
162: This, Uh, Undead, Uh, Vampire Lord Guy Creature Man Strahd Dude
Feb 17, 2020
161: Cold of Cone
Feb 10, 2020
160: That's Not the Ultimatum I Was Hoping You Were Gonna Make
Feb 03, 2020
159: Bats Wearing Sombreros
Jan 27, 2020
158: OpeningSepticTank.wav
Jan 20, 2020
157: Tap It
Jan 13, 2020
156: I'll Give You a Pass Because You Don't Have Any Eyes
Jan 06, 2020
155: Raphino, Lady of Death
Dec 30, 2019
154: A Yuletide Tale
Dec 24, 2019
153: Smoke Weed and Fuck a Lizard
Dec 23, 2019
152: It's Like a Layup
Dec 16, 2019
151: You'll Have a Very Cute Corpse
Dec 10, 2019
150: Ghost Booty
Dec 02, 2019
149: But Do You?
Nov 25, 2019
148: Cooking With Raphina
Nov 18, 2019
147: A Hands-and-Knees Kind of Situation
Nov 11, 2019
146: Modesty is the Best Policy
Nov 04, 2019
145: Shrouds and Cloaks and Draping Drupes
Oct 28, 2019
144: I Should Have Threatened Batthwack's Javelins
Oct 21, 2019
143: Cloacula
Oct 14, 2019
142: Nobody Hits Will But Me!
Oct 07, 2019
141: Let Me Take Off Your Brazier
Sep 30, 2019
140: What's the Swirly Plan?
Sep 16, 2019
139: The Fork of Truth
Sep 09, 2019
138: Hello Kitty Lockpick Set
Sep 02, 2019
137: Lank and Flank
Aug 26, 2019
136: The Octagon
Aug 19, 2019
135: A Living Art Installation
Aug 14, 2019
134: I Always Get Philosophical Just Before I'm Murdered
Aug 05, 2019
133: Copacetic Time Bandits
Jul 31, 2019
132: High Fetlock
Jul 22, 2019
131: I Don't Think It's Legal For There To Be Another Batthwack
Jul 15, 2019
130: That Turtle Just Pushed That Hot Woman Off The Roof!
Jul 08, 2019
129: Does That Mean We Can Find David Bowie in Vallaki Right Now?
Jul 01, 2019
128: EGG-SMR
Jun 24, 2019
127: We Will Break You With Our Eggs
Jun 17, 2019
126: Should We Start the Show Now? / Goatse Boulevard
Jun 10, 2019
125: I Can't Believe I Complain How Slow Battles Are
Jun 03, 2019
124: Two Built-In Snoopy Sno-cone Makers
May 27, 2019
123: Fifty Feet of Warm Rope
May 21, 2019
122: Satin Lining
May 13, 2019
121: It'll Be a Great Story of How We Died
May 06, 2019
120: We Have to Defeat Batthwack Now
Apr 29, 2019
119: Guys, My Sinuses Have Never Been Clearer
Apr 23, 2019
118: The Gift of Taco Bell Gift Cards
Apr 15, 2019
117: "Cup"cakes and Peanuts!
Apr 08, 2019
116: That Was Just My Stunt Double
Apr 01, 2019
115: Sarcopha-guy
Mar 26, 2019
114: Strangely Contoured Knees
Mar 18, 2019
113: We Only Heard Lard
Mar 11, 2019
112: Great, We're At a Sarcastic Temple
Mar 04, 2019
111: Who Do You Think I Am, Mr. Peanut?!
Feb 25, 2019
110: Dwayne "Vrock" Johnson
Feb 18, 2019
109: But Are the Bees Hot?
Feb 11, 2019
108: I Take Out My Spoons
Feb 04, 2019
107: Clearly, You've Never Tried To Use a Cat As a Mop Before
Jan 28, 2019
106: Wah, I'm an Iguana
Jan 21, 2019
105: If Knowing Isaac Ch-Childres Is Cool, Consider Greg Miles Davis
Jan 16, 2019
104: I'm Gonna S.O.S. Her Ass Outta Here
Jan 07, 2019
103: Ass Position
Jan 01, 2019
102: I Like What You've Done With Your Bush
Dec 26, 2018
101: Suddenly, You're Wearing Purple Overalls
Dec 18, 2018
100: She's On The Moon
Dec 11, 2018
99: Bill and Ted
Dec 04, 2018
98: There's No Time!
Nov 26, 2018
97: How Many People Get To Go To The Bathroom in Argynvostholt?
Nov 20, 2018
96: Fart Stain - or, Raphina Breaks the Game
Nov 12, 2018
95: Pork Died Frights
Oct 31, 2018
94: Tall Guy And Beard Face: The Smash Brothers
Oct 29, 2018
93: Right in the Eyes, Not in the Ass
Oct 22, 2018
92: I Am The Least Fortunate Person Who Ever Lived
Oct 15, 2018
91: This is My Naturally Stealthy Hair
Oct 08, 2018
90: Plantalone
Oct 01, 2018
89: No, No, Just a Plain Old Punch
Sep 24, 2018
88: The One Where Eric's Bein' All Strict and Shit
Sep 17, 2018
87: Smite Tower
Sep 10, 2018
86: I'll Permit Steed to Stink
Sep 03, 2018
85: The Horrible Smells of Will's Imagination
Aug 28, 2018
84: I Thought There Was Gonna Be a Gold-Plated Toilet
Aug 20, 2018
83: Can We Stop Saying the Words "Flesh Curtain?"
Aug 13, 2018
82: Planet Earth 3
Aug 06, 2018
81: We Don't Have A Lot Of Repeat Customers
Jul 23, 2018
80: Strahd Smokestack
Jul 15, 2018
79: Peace Cheese
Jul 08, 2018
78: With Great Crossbow Comes Hot Pink Ink
Jul 02, 2018
77: The Last Episode (Of Leave It To Beaver)
Jun 25, 2018
76: Snickerdoodle
Jun 18, 2018
75: This Corruption, It Affects Pronouns
Jun 11, 2018
74: Stitching a Rabbit to a Turnip
Jun 03, 2018
73: It's Either a Spell or an Auction House
May 27, 2018
72: Bananishment
May 21, 2018
71: Sunshine Porcupine
May 13, 2018
70: I'm Lookin' To Get Mounted
May 07, 2018
69: Hale and Stewish
Apr 30, 2018
68: Peaked Moops
Apr 24, 2018
67: You Can Smell As Many Holes As You Want
Apr 16, 2018
66: When I Wake Up, I'd Like to be Intact
Apr 09, 2018
65: Take Off Those Kneepads!
Apr 02, 2018
64: Outhouse Being Hit By Dead Dog
Mar 25, 2018
63: Water, Sticks and Whiskey
Mar 18, 2018
62: Assistant to the Regional Mayor
Mar 11, 2018
61: Stop Pretend Gasping!
Feb 26, 2018
60: ...And We're All Tied To The Bear
Feb 18, 2018
59: Set Maul to Stun
Feb 11, 2018
58: Picture a Bag of Flour
Feb 04, 2018
57: Go, Go, Baron Skis!
Jan 29, 2018
56: Twisty Ties
Jan 22, 2018
55: Turn Left at the Short Sword
Jan 15, 2018
54: Lay On Crotch
Jan 07, 2018
53: You've Gotta Snort It!
Dec 31, 2017
52: A Holy-Holly-Jolly Pork Fried Dice Special
Dec 24, 2017
51: Thanks, and Ew.
Dec 17, 2017
50: Play The Bellows On Me
Dec 10, 2017
49: Do You Guys Just Wanna Play Monopoly Instead?
Dec 04, 2017
48: I've Been Known To Stealth About
Nov 27, 2017
47: We No Kill (Except By Accident)
Nov 19, 2017
46: Dent Biscuits
Nov 13, 2017
45: The Setting is the 90s
Nov 05, 2017
44: Have You No Respect For The Dead?
Oct 29, 2017
43: The Patriarchy Tree
Oct 22, 2017
42: Simulacrum, Simulacrum, Simulacrum, Simulacrum
Oct 16, 2017
41: Oddly Placed Knothole
Oct 08, 2017
40: Authentic Barovian Gibberish
Oct 01, 2017
39: John Quincy Brown
Sep 24, 2017
38: Is This a Toothbrush?
Sep 17, 2017
37: You Could Bounce Keys Off That Ass
Sep 10, 2017
36: Are We Sure We Want Nick To Be Able To Do That?
Sep 03, 2017
35: Our Prayers Are Like Mad Libs
Aug 27, 2017
34: Differently Vague
Aug 20, 2017
33: It's Not Even On Google Maps Yet
Aug 13, 2017
32: Love, The BMG
Jul 30, 2017
31: The Sneakers of Seeing Ahead
Jul 23, 2017
30: You Glued My Doll?
Jul 16, 2017
29: This is a Kids' Store!
Jul 09, 2017
28: The Fifth Pope of London
Jul 02, 2017
27: Mist-ical Visions: Part 3
Jun 25, 2017
26: Deer Eggs and a Bowl of Tabasco Sauce
Jun 18, 2017
25: Eat Your Beets and Leave Me Alone
Jun 11, 2017
24: What Is the Airspeed Velocity of a Barrel-Laden Raven?
Jun 04, 2017
23: Ireena, Can You Give Us a Hand?
May 28, 2017
22: Aren't We a Little Old to Be Put in Child Pies?
May 21, 2017
21: Eric, Do You Hate Us?
May 14, 2017
20: Take That, Bette Midler!
May 07, 2017
19: Does Anybody Have A Tent?
May 01, 2017
18: It HAS Been Real!
Apr 24, 2017
17: Village of Bologna
Apr 17, 2017
16: How's the Sentence Happening?
Apr 10, 2017
15: The Truth of His Salvation
Apr 02, 2017
14: The Attempted Pike Poke
Mar 26, 2017
13: My Necro-Sense is Tingling
Mar 19, 2017
12: GILFs, Get Your Tongues Ready!
Mar 13, 2017
11: New Friends, or BIFF! SPLAT! GUANO!
Mar 06, 2017
10: The Gross Pile of Gross
Feb 27, 2017
9: People Hang Out With Monsters?
Feb 19, 2017
8: Mist-ical Visions: Part 2
Feb 12, 2017
7: Mist-ical Visions: Part 1
Feb 06, 2017
6: Sacred Flaming is Exhausting
Feb 06, 2017
5: Nobody Hits Ghostie in the Corner!
Jan 30, 2017
4: Close Encounters of the Durst Kind
Jan 23, 2017
3: Armpit Music
Jan 16, 2017
2: You Fool of a Pumpkin!
Jan 07, 2017
1: This is Nowhere Near the Staggering Unicorn
Jan 01, 2017