Welcome To Patchwork
By Christian, Dion and Josh
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Episodes: 186
Description
Welcome to Patchwork is a Melbourne comedy podcast that thinks too hard about the monotony of life. Christian Pisasale, Dion Factor and Joshua Porter debate the obvious, challenge social conventions and improvise sketches, more concerned with the crumbs than the cookie. Have you ever wondered whether it's acceptable to bring food to someone's house and take it home if nobody ate it? Then you're in good company. Nominated for 'Best Comedy' at the Australian Podcast Awards in 2018 and 2019.
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Patch #165 - Do You Pump Your Tyres Before A Long Drive?
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Oct 13, 2026 |
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Patch #164 - Do You Confidently Sing Along To Songs?
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Sep 08, 2026 |
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Patch #163 - Do People Think You Look Your Age?
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Aug 25, 2026 |
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Patch #162 - Are You Obliged To Visit A Friend's New Home?
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Aug 11, 2026 |
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Patch #161 - Do You Deserve Credit For Organising A Group Gift?
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Jul 28, 2026 |
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Patch #160 - Do You Trust a Warning Sign?
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Jul 14, 2026 |
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Patch #159 - Do You Prefer To Sit Next To, Or Opposite Someone?
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Jun 30, 2026 |
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Patch #158 - Is A 'Maybe' RSVP Actually A 'No'?
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Jun 16, 2026 |
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Patch #157 - If You Drop A Chopstick, Should You Ask For A New One?
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Jun 02, 2026 |
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Patch #156 - Can You Uninvite A 'Plus One'?
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May 19, 2026 |
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Patch #155 - Should You Eat A Bad Sandwich Out Of Politeness?
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May 05, 2026 |
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Patch #154 - Should a Gift Voucher Cover the Entire Gift?
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Apr 21, 2026 |
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Patch #153 - Does Listening to a Book Count?
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Apr 07, 2026 |
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Patch #152 - Is Sewing A Button A Basic Skill?
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Mar 24, 2026 |
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Patch #151 - Where Do You Wait For Friends Outside The Toilets?
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Mar 10, 2026 |
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Patch #150 Livestream - Is This How You Celebrate 150 Episodes?
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Sep 16, 2025 |
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Patch #149 – Do You Know How Loudly You Chew?
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Aug 05, 2025 |
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Patch #148 - Do You Panic When A Ball Rolls Your Way?
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Jul 22, 2025 |
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Patch #147 - Patch Full O' Scraps
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Jul 08, 2025 |
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Patch #146 - Do You Bring Your Bins In On Time?
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Jun 24, 2025 |
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Patch #145 - Do You Trust Friends To Look After Your Pets?
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Jun 10, 2025 |
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Patch #144 - Are You Confident Licking An Ice-cream?
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May 27, 2025 |
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Patch #143 - Should You Answer An Unknown Number?
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May 13, 2025 |
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Patch #142 - Where Do Mice Sleep?
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Apr 01, 2025 |
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Patch #141 - Do You Dread Waking Up In The Morning?
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Mar 18, 2025 |
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Patch #140 - How Much Pizza Should You Order?
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Mar 04, 2025 |
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Patch #139 - Have You Ever Walked Away From A Queue?
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Feb 17, 2025 |
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Patch #138 - Do You Have Unreasonably High Expectations?
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Feb 04, 2025 |
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Patch #137 - Should You Mow Your Neighbour's Nature Strip?
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Dec 17, 2024 |
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Patch #136 - Do You Read The Other Messages In A Farewell Card?
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Dec 03, 2024 |
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Patch #135 - Are You Good At Napping?
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Nov 19, 2024 |
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Patch #134 - Can You Handle Silence In Conversations?
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Sep 03, 2024 |
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Patch #133 - The Depression Sessions (Frankly Mr Chatly)
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Aug 20, 2024 |
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Patch #132 - Is Your Fridge Overflowing With Half Filled Jars? ft. Nelson Allingham
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Aug 06, 2024 |
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Patching Up With Dion in Japan
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Jul 23, 2024 |
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Patch #131 - Where Does A Used Teaspoon Go? ft. Nat Harris
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Jul 09, 2024 |
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Patch #130 - Do You Make Offers You Can't Keep? ft. Michael Campbell
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Jun 25, 2024 |
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Patch #129 - What's Your Approach To Taking A Sick Day? ft. Laura Dunemann
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Jun 11, 2024 |
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Patreon Bonus - Do You Wear Shoes Around The House?
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May 21, 2024 |
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Patch #128 - What Are the Signs You've Overstayed Your Welcome?
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May 14, 2024 |
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Patch #127 - Is A Sniff More Annoying Than A Cough?
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Apr 30, 2024 |
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Patch #126 - Are You Ever Obliged To Give Up A Parking Spot?
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Apr 16, 2024 |
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Patch #125 - Do You Confidently Slice Food In Half?
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Apr 02, 2024 |
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Patch #124 - How Should You Subtly Glance At Someone?
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Mar 19, 2024 |
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Goodbye...for now
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Aug 01, 2023 |
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Patch #123 - How Should You Kill Time At A Chemist?
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Jul 18, 2023 |
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Patch #122 - Is It Rude To Text Someone During A Speech?
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Jul 04, 2023 |
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Patch #121 - Are You Easily Embarrassed In Public?
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Jun 20, 2023 |
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Patch #120 - Do You Shake Hands With Friends?
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Jun 06, 2023 |
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Patch #119 - Should You Wait For Others Before Eating?
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May 23, 2023 |
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PatchGPT
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May 10, 2023 |
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Patch #118 - Do You Need Total Darkness To Fall Asleep?
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Apr 04, 2023 |
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Patch #117 - Do You Make New Plans After An Event Is Cancelled?
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Mar 21, 2023 |
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Patch #116 - How Much Finger Food Can You Take From A Tray?
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Mar 07, 2023 |
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Patch #115 - How Do You Find The Toilet In A Restaurant?
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Feb 21, 2023 |
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Patch #114 - When Do You Save Someone As A Contact?
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Feb 07, 2023 |
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Patch #113 - How To Handle The Heat
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Jan 24, 2023 |
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Patch #112 - How To Go Grocery Shopping
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Dec 06, 2022 |
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Patch #111 - How To Recycle
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Nov 22, 2022 |
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Patch #110 - How To Wait In A Line
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Nov 08, 2022 |
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Patch #109 - How To Declutter Your Home
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Oct 25, 2022 |
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Patch #108 - How To Send A Text Message
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Oct 11, 2022 |
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Patch #107 - How To Get Dressed For The Day
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Sep 27, 2022 |
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Patch #106 - How To Enjoy A Flight
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Sep 13, 2022 |
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Patch #105 - How To Choose A Restaurant
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Aug 30, 2022 |
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Patch #104 - How To Open A Door
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Aug 16, 2022 |
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Patch #103 - How To Enjoy Your Birthday
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Aug 02, 2022 |
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Patch #102 - How To Try Before You Buy
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Jul 19, 2022 |
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Patch #101 - How To Record A Podcast
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Jul 05, 2022 |
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Patch #100 - Is Saying Hello Or Goodbye More Important? (Melbourne International Comedy Festival 2022)
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Jun 21, 2022 |
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Quick Update & Planning For Season 7
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Jun 06, 2022 |
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Patchwork Rewind #2: 2021 Melbourne International Comedy Festival (Show 2)
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Mar 29, 2022 |
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2022 Comedy Festival (Sat 9 April) - Do You Tell People At Work If It's Your Birthday?
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Mar 23, 2022 |
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Patchwork Rewind #1: 2021 Melbourne International Comedy Festival (Show 1)
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Mar 22, 2022 |
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Patch #99 - When Is It Appropriate To Compliment A Stranger?
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Mar 08, 2022 |
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Patch #98 - How Generously Should You Spread Butter On Toast?
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Feb 22, 2022 |
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Patch #97 - Would You Accept A Reward For Finding A Lost Pet?
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Feb 08, 2022 |
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Patch #96 - Is It Uncool To Plan An Overseas Trip In A Spreadsheet?
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Jan 25, 2022 |
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Patch #95 - A Very Patchwork Christmas 2021
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Dec 21, 2021 |
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Patch #94 - How Urgently Do You Fill Up A Low Petrol Tank?
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Dec 14, 2021 |
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Patch #93 - What’s The Furthest You’d Walk To An Event?
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Nov 30, 2021 |
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Patch #92 - How Should You Pass The Time Whilst Waiting For A Food Delivery?
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Nov 16, 2021 |
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Patch #91 - How I Became Friends With Kamahl
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Nov 02, 2021 |
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Patch #90 - Are You Ever The First Person To Clap?
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Oct 19, 2021 |
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Patch #89 - Should You Peel The Foil Entirely Off A Dip?
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Oct 05, 2021 |
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Patch #88 - What Turns A Catch-Up Into A Night Out?
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Sep 21, 2021 |
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Lockdown Update
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Sep 16, 2021 |
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Patch #87 - Do You Need To Leave A Light On When Someone Leaves The House?
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Aug 03, 2021 |
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Patch #86 - What Is A Reasonable Reaction To Seeing A Mouse?
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Jul 20, 2021 |
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Patch #85 - Whose Responsibility Is It To Remove Tissues From Pockets Before A Wash?
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Jul 06, 2021 |
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Patch #84 - How Much Water Should You Add To An Empty Shampoo Bottle?
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Jun 22, 2021 |
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Patch #83 - Do You Have A Strategy For Finding A Car Spot?
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Jun 08, 2021 |
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Patch #82 - Can You Ask A Friend To Put Their Phone On Silent?
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May 25, 2021 |
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Patch #81 - How Should You React When Someone Uses A Word You Don't Know?
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May 11, 2021 |
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Patch #80 - Is It OK To Leave A Live Performance Early?
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Apr 27, 2021 |
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Patch #79 - Do You Need To Stop Talking As A Waiter Places Cutlery At Your Table?
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Apr 13, 2021 |
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Patch #78 - When Should You Eat With A Napkin On Your Lap?
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Mar 30, 2021 |
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Patch #77 - What Are The Unique Circumstances That Warrant Swearing?
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Mar 16, 2021 |
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Patch #76 - What's The Best Way To Clean Up A Broken Glass?
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Mar 02, 2021 |
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Patch #75 - Do You Need To Ask Permission To Open A Car Window?
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Feb 09, 2021 |
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Patch #74 - Should You Wear An Apron While Cooking?
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Jan 26, 2021 |
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Patch #73 - Do You Have A Favourite Stove-Top Burner?
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Jan 12, 2021 |
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Patch #72 - Should Dinner Only Be Eaten At The Kitchen Table?
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Dec 29, 2020 |
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Patch #71 - Can You Takeaway Uneaten Food From A Restaurant?
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Dec 15, 2020 |
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Patch #70 - How Much Time Should Be Spent Preparing A Snack? (Melbourne Fringe Festival 2020)
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Dec 01, 2020 |
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Patch #14 - Season 1 Retrospective (Part 1) [Patchwork Classic]
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Oct 08, 2020 |
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Patch #34 - How Long Should You Keep A Birthday Card? ft. Andy Lee [Patchwork Classic]
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Oct 01, 2020 |
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Patch #4 - The Watermelon Diaries [Patchwork Classic]
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Sep 24, 2020 |
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Patch #25 - Curry, No Hurry [Patchwork Classic]
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Sep 17, 2020 |
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Patch #69 - What Should A Tea Towel Be Used For?
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Jul 14, 2020 |
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Patch #68 - Is It A Waste To Order Tea From A Cafe?
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Jun 30, 2020 |
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Patch #67 - How Much Should You Tidy Up Before A Guest Arrives?
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Jun 16, 2020 |
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Patch #66 - What Do You Consider When Describing Yourself?
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Jun 02, 2020 |
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Patch #65 - How Many Lollies Can You Take From A Reception Desk Bowl?
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May 19, 2020 |
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Patch #64 - Do Your Socks Need To Match?
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May 05, 2020 |
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YouTube Live Patch: How Should You Handle A Phone Call Drop Out?
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May 03, 2020 |
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Patch #63 - Should You Shower In The Morning Or At Night?
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Apr 07, 2020 |
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Patch #62 - Should You Put Clothes Back On A Hanger After Trying Them On?
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Mar 24, 2020 |
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Patch #61 - At What Level Should You Refill Someone's Glass Of Water? ft. Tony Martin
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Mar 10, 2020 |
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Patch #60 - Season 4 Retrospective (Part 2)
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Feb 04, 2020 |
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Patch #60 - Season 4 Retrospective (Part 1)
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Jan 21, 2020 |
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Patch #59 - Can You Ask Staff At A Venue To Charge Your Phone? ft. Sammy J
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Jan 07, 2020 |
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Patch #58 - A Very Patchwork Christmas 2019
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Dec 22, 2019 |
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Patch #57 - Should You Offer Your Bed To An Overseas Guest?
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Dec 10, 2019 |
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Patch #56 - Does A Long Message Require An Equally Long Response?
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Nov 26, 2019 |
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Patch #55 - Is It Better To Leave A Small Tip Or No Tip At All?
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Nov 12, 2019 |
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Patch #54 - Should You Clean Up Whilst Cooking Or After The Meal?
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Oct 15, 2019 |
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Patch #53 - What Do You Owe Someone Who Gives You A Lift?
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Oct 01, 2019 |
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Patch #52 - Should You Cut Off Someone Who Is Repeating A Story?
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Sep 17, 2019 |
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Patch #51 - Can An Object Save Your Spot In A Line?
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Sep 03, 2019 |
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Patch #50 - How Many Chips Should You Take From A Packet Offered To You?
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Aug 20, 2019 |
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Patch #49 - How Much Hospitality Do You Show A Tradie?
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Aug 06, 2019 |
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Patch #48 - Where Should You Use A Small Hot Towel?
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Jul 23, 2019 |
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Patch #47 - Do You Need To Play Host For Your Housemate's Guests?
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Jul 09, 2019 |
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Patch #46 - How Much Underwear Should You Pack For A Holiday?
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Jun 23, 2019 |
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Live Patch #1: Should You Print Out Tickets For Live Events?
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Jun 18, 2019 |
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Season 4 Trailer
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Jun 11, 2019 |
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Patch #45 - Season 3 Retrospective (Part 2)
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Apr 30, 2019 |
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Patch #45 - Season 3 Retrospective (Part 1)
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Apr 16, 2019 |
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Patch #44 - How Many Tissues Do You Pull From The Box? ft. Alex Dyson
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Mar 26, 2019 |
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Patch #43 - Do You Sign The Back Of Your Credit Card?
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Mar 12, 2019 |
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Patch #42 - Can You Refuse To Catch Up With A New Friend?
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Feb 26, 2019 |
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Patch #41 - Is There A Limit To Partner Sleepovers?
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Feb 12, 2019 |
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Patch #40 - Should You Call Out An Unfunny Friend?
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Jan 29, 2019 |
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Patch #39 - Do You Trust GPS Over Local Road Knowledge?
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Jan 15, 2019 |
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Patch #38 - A Very Patchwork Christmas 2018
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Dec 18, 2018 |
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Patch #37 - Should You Take The Elevator To The First Floor?
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Dec 04, 2018 |
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Patch #36 - Do You Wake Up As Soon As Your Alarm Goes Off?
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Nov 20, 2018 |
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Patch #35 - Can Your Partner Also Be Your Best Friend?
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Nov 06, 2018 |
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Patch #34 - How Long Should You Keep A Birthday Card? ft. Andy Lee
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Oct 23, 2018 |
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Patch #33 - Did Your Parents Cut Off Your Crusts?
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Oct 09, 2018 |
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Patch #32 - Should You Store Your Cups Upside Down?
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Sep 25, 2018 |
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Patch #31 - How Many Biscuits Is It OK To Eat In One Sitting?
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Sep 11, 2018 |
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Patch #30 - Season 2 Retrospective (Part 2)
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Jul 10, 2018 |
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Patch #30 - Season 2 Retrospective (Part 1)
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Jun 26, 2018 |
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Patch #29 - Quick Sew Melbourne
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Jun 05, 2018 |
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Patch #28 - Detective Sass
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May 22, 2018 |
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Patch #27 - I'd Subscribe To That
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May 08, 2018 |
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Patch #26 - The Metrics of Cancelling Plans
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Apr 24, 2018 |
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Patch #25 - Curry, No Hurry
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Apr 10, 2018 |
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Patch #24 - Everybody Eats My Hummus ft. Andy Matthews
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Mar 27, 2018 |
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Patch #23 - Chrìstians Sans Frontières ft. Laura Dunemann
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Mar 13, 2018 |
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Patch #22 - A Bin's A Bin's A Bin
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Feb 27, 2018 |
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Patch #21 - Going Cold Chappie
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Feb 13, 2018 |
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Patch #20 - Flapping Soles
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Jan 30, 2018 |
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Patch #19 - "OK, Butler"
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Jan 16, 2018 |
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Patch #18 - Very Meshy Shorts
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Jan 02, 2018 |
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Patch #17 - A Very Patchwork Christmas
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Dec 19, 2017 |
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Patch #16 - Unfit For Human Habitation
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Dec 05, 2017 |
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Patch #15 - Leave A Message If You Wish
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Nov 21, 2017 |
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Patch #14 - Season 1 Retrospective (Part 2)
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Oct 04, 2017 |
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Patch #14 - Season 1 Retrospective (Part 1)
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Sep 20, 2017 |
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Patch #13 - The Adventures of Car Man and Computer Boy
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Aug 30, 2017 |
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Patch #12 - A Full Tank Of Rock
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Aug 15, 2017 |
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Patch #11 - No Gifts Means No Gifts
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Aug 02, 2017 |
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Patch #10 - How To Pickup A 65 Year-Old CEO
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Jul 19, 2017 |
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Patch #9 - Lovely Leathery Juice
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Jul 04, 2017 |
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Patch #8 - Dreaming of Chinese Starfish
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Jun 21, 2017 |
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Patch #7 - In Defence of Gelato Messina
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Jun 07, 2017 |
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Patch #6 - The Pinball Wizard
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May 24, 2017 |
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Patch #5 - Semi Flexitarian
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May 10, 2017 |
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Patch #4 - The Watermelon Diaries
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Apr 26, 2017 |
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Patch #3 - Beautiful Italian Tomatoes
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Apr 12, 2017 |
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Patch #2 - Tongue Bucket
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Mar 29, 2017 |
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Patch #1 - Long Haired Women
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Mar 04, 2017 |
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Patch #0 - Welcome to "Welcome To Patchwork"
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Feb 28, 2017 |