The Beaverton Weekly Report

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joy yates
 Mar 25, 2025
excellent! welcome back!

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Every week Beaverton editor-in-chief Luke Gordon Field assembles an all-star Panel of comedians to talk, mock and riff their way through the news of the week. Then he puts their knowledge of the news to the test in a very important quiz where the stakes couldn't be lower. The Beaverton Weekly Report is a hilarious look at what's going on in the world around us. It's just like watching CNN, only funnier and with fewer erectile dysfunction ads.

Episode Date
The Second Worst Option
Dec 10, 2025
Who Needs Cabinet Members When You Have A Pipeline?
Dec 03, 2025
Carney's Pipeline Pinky Promise
Nov 26, 2025
Budgets & Tariffs & Pedophiles, Oh My!
Nov 19, 2025
How is Poilievre so bad at this?
Nov 12, 2025
Carney's Budget: Austerity For Thee, Not The Military
Nov 05, 2025
The Return Of The Living Doug!!!
Oct 29, 2025
Bail Reform Christmas Comes Early This Year!
Oct 22, 2025
Trying Not To Be Cynical About The Ceasefire Deal
Oct 15, 2025
A Transformative Podcast Episode
Oct 08, 2025
Canada Post-Mortem
Oct 01, 2025
Free Speech: 1. Autocrats: 0. Disney Profits: 32 billion
Sep 24, 2025
Did anything happen while we were gone?
Sep 17, 2025
National Buffoon's European Vacation
Jul 30, 2025
Our government is at the cottage
Jul 23, 2025
Go West, Young Pierre
Jul 16, 2025
Spending Cut Carn(ey)age
Jul 09, 2025
The Beaverton Weekly Report: Canada Day Spectacular!!!
Jul 01, 2025
Peace through... bunker-busting bombs?
Jun 25, 2025
The G7 comes to Kananaks... Kanannann... Banff!
Jun 18, 2025
Are you a human rights abuser? Your G7 invite is on the way!
Jun 11, 2025
Carney And The Premiers Go Nation Building
Jun 04, 2025
A King talks about lowering the cost of living
May 28, 2025
Stopping Genocide With A Strongly Worded Letter
May 21, 2025
Carney's Cabinet Fever sweeps the nation!
May 14, 2025
A Carney Visits The Freak Show
May 07, 2025
The Beaverton Weekly Report Election Special! (premiering at our regular date and time)
Apr 30, 2025
I went to a fight and a Debate broke out
Apr 23, 2025
The Hardest Buttongate to Button
Apr 16, 2025
The Art Of Destroying The Global Economy
Apr 09, 2025
We're all stuck in Tariff Groundhog Day
Apr 02, 2025
Mrs. Smith Goes To Washington, Tanks Conservative Election Hopes
Mar 26, 2025
Manifesting a Poilievre Concession Speech
Mar 19, 2025
Trailer
Mar 05, 2025
November 28, 2018: Doug Ford demands Green Party apologize for letting Oshawa GM Plant close
Nov 28, 2018
November 21, 2018: St. Michael's principal promises to restore school to acceptable levels of toxic masculinity
Nov 21, 2018
November 8, 2018: The Beaverton will pay whatever it takes to not see Tony Clement's dick
Nov 08, 2018
October 31, 2018: New CBC article ranks top 5 murderous dictatorships that can help grow your RSP
Oct 31, 2018
October 24, 2018: Analysts not sure rebate cheques and keeping humanity alive will convince Canadians to support carbon tax
Oct 24, 2018
October 17, 2018: Local man willing to do anything that doesn't affect his daily life to stop climate change
Oct 17, 2018
October 10, 2018: Doug Ford ends opposition to Carbon Tax after reading all 2,500 pages of UN Climate Change Report
Oct 10, 2018
October 3, 2018: Conservatives: 'If we had re-negotiated NAFTA we would have capitulated immediately but also gotten Canada everything we wanted'
Oct 03, 2018
September 26, 2018: Justin Trudeau campaigns for Security Council seat by wearing traditional United Nations outfit
Sep 26, 2018
September 19, 2018: Sexual predators about to be most represented minority group on U.S. Supreme Court
Sep 19, 2018
September 12, 2018: 'Doug is doing the right thing' says man who would lose his shit if Trudeau invoked the Notwithstanding Clause
Sep 12, 2018
October 25, 2017: Brave Senator who endorsed, voted for Trump praised for running away from situation he created as fast as possible
Oct 25, 2017
October 18, 2017: Liberals announce plan to just let every Canadian choose their own tax rate
Oct 18, 2017
October 11, 2017: After interviewing Jagmeet about Air India CBC promises to question Catholic Andrew Scheer about the IRA
Oct 11, 2017
October 4, 2017: To avoid politicizing tragedy, Republicans offer to debate gun control once America goes a week without a violent gun homicide
Oct 04, 2017
September 25, 2017: Live from JFL42 with Kyle Kinane, Ali Siddiq and D.J. Mausner
Sep 25, 2017
September 20, 2017: Nation offers to spend nights, weekends working on Mueller's Trump investigation if it will speed things up
Sep 20, 2017
September 13, 2017: Report: Every day that Ted Cruz does not like a porn tweet now feels boring by comparison
Sep 13, 2017
September 7, 2017: Ben Affleck announces new film about how the CIA rescued gay men from Chechnya
Sep 07, 2017
August 30, 2017: Ontario to rename all John A. MacDonald schools John A. Scotiabank Elementary
Aug 30, 2017
August 23, 2017: Local man would be more worried about Trump's promise to terminate NAFTA if Trump had ever kept a single promise
Aug 23, 2017
August 16, 2017: Charlottesville Nazis immediately surrender following the 2017 Battle of the Bulge: internet shaming
Aug 16, 2017
August 9, 2017: Local man prepares for coming nuclear apocalypse by downloading new podcast episodes
Aug 10, 2017
August 2, 2017
Aug 02, 2017
July 26, 2017
Jul 26, 2017
July 19, 2017
Jul 19, 2017
July 12, 2017
Jul 12, 2017
July 5, 2017
Jul 05, 2017
June 14, 2017
Jun 14, 2017
June 7, 2017
Jun 07, 2017
May 31, 2017
May 31, 2017
May 24, 2017
May 24, 2017
May 18, 2017
May 17, 2017
May 11, 2017 - Part 3
May 17, 2017
May 11, 2017 - Part 2
May 17, 2017
May 11, 2017 - Part 1
May 11, 2017