Armstrong & Getty

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Brian Boone
 Feb 7, 2020
This is best radio show on the planet. Rush fan also


 Oct 24, 2019

Dhan
 Sep 17, 2019
A fun and intelligent look at current events intertwined with snippets of the lives of the cast.

KFTC
 Jul 10, 2019

tim
 Jan 4, 2019
best podcast on the web. and these two knuckleheads give it out for free.

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The official podcast of the broadcast edition of The Armstrong & Getty Show!

Episode Date
Empty Nesters Are Whack!
00:35:36
Hour 4 of A&G includes...what if each state closed it's border? Plus, should we/or shouldn't we conduct a Joe Biden kickin'? Also, self isolation hacks and why Joe's house is bumpin'!
Apr 06, 2020
Stool Samples for Everyone!
00:37:56
Hour 3 of A&G features SF's solution for the bums & junkies during the crisis. Plus, LA government fail when restaurants try to help. More on the "worst week of our lives", playing horse and panda babies!
Apr 06, 2020
Read the Room!
00:38:04
Hour 2 of A&G features Jack's humor fail with his wife, why war time powers for the Prez must be scrutinized, our Surgeon General's sad statement, and Woody Harrelson's big concern.
Apr 06, 2020
The Thing About Cataclysms.
00:38:54
Hour 1 of the Monday edition of Armstrong & Getty features the government's confusing messaging, a shut-in PS, rained-out MichaelAngelo, our "saddest week" and yes--the thing about cataclysms.
Apr 06, 2020
Blabbedy Blah Blah
00:35:19
Hour 4 of A&G features Jack's two sons--on the mic--talking about life during the coronavirus crisis!!
Apr 03, 2020
Mt. Rushmore
00:39:02
Hour 3 of A&G continues our on-air test, broadcasting live from our Corona-free bunkers deep in the hills.
Apr 03, 2020
Live from the Barn!
00:35:36
Hour 2 of A&G features the bunker'd Jack & Joe weaving their way through our Friday!
Apr 03, 2020
Hunker Down!
00:37:04
Hour 1 of the Friday Edition of Armstrong & Getty features Jack & Joe--broadcasting from their personal bunkers!
Apr 03, 2020
We're in a Tight Spot!
00:38:57
Hour 4 of A&G includes an ode to Iceland, a grocery store innovation, millennial reality, a vision of a future and more!
Apr 02, 2020
Name Mocking
00:40:08
Hour 3 of A&G features everything you love, and less of what you don't!
Apr 02, 2020
Rich in Bandanas
00:37:20
Hour 2 of A&G features globs of goo, a surprising statement from a Japanese official, the oddball movement #filmyourhospital. Plus, OJ on Tiger King and hoarding calories.
Apr 02, 2020
Time to Deal With...
00:37:34
Hour 1 of the Thursday edition of Armstrong & Getty features our call to once-and-for-all deal with a certain celeb. Plus, haircuts, food reserves, China, air travel plans and #filmyourhospital--wtf!
Apr 02, 2020
Admittedly, A Ploy
00:37:16
Hour 4 of A&G features our perspective on re-starting our economy, Prince Charles, Chuck D's honesty and more!
Apr 01, 2020
Scattershot Briefing
00:38:19
Hour 3 of A&G features a blunt message from the President, plus thoughts on yesterday's briefing, missing school, testicles, an ice bucket and tigers!
Apr 01, 2020
Dissolve It Immediately
00:38:26
Hour 2 of A&G features a message to academics, a new baby (!), Jack's hate for the environment (!!), and the WHO is in the bag for China (!!!)
Apr 01, 2020
Now!
00:37:04
Hour 1 of the Wednesday edition of Armstrong & Getty features Jack's water shopping tips, the hero we need, the value of modern communication and Bill Gates' 2015 Ted Talks advice.
Apr 01, 2020
Mask Confusion!
00:36:28
Hour 4 of A&G features more questions about the use of Facemasks. Plus, Jack reveals his ideal robot. And, there's The Petering Out & Final Thoughts!
Mar 31, 2020
Power Seeks More Power
00:37:44
Hour 3 of A&G features our Purell'd perspective on the latest Coronavirus, including perspective on re-opening society. And, of course, the Tiger King!
Mar 31, 2020
Just Saying Thanks
00:39:04
Hour 2 of A&G features more on our face mask debate, Jack brings us an interesting presidential poll and the My Pillow Guy appeared at yesterday's White House Coronavirus presser--the the world lost it's mind.
Mar 31, 2020
Scarves & Masks
00:37:57
Hour 1 of the Tuesday Edition of Armstrong & Getty features Celebrity Shut Ups, your 1800's baseball player name and uncertainty about masks--including Jack's effort to protect himself while at the store.
Mar 31, 2020
The Evil Bastard!
00:37:27
Hour 4 of A&G features more radio excellence!
Mar 30, 2020
Tiger Show
00:36:35
Hour 3 of A&G features crying Chinese scientists, more on the Tiger King, a major furlough and a new Marvel character!
Mar 30, 2020
You Touched Your Nose!!!!
00:37:52
Hour 2 of A&G features some shady Chinese states, a reason why Bernie Bros may go crazy, Jack's wife witnesses a quarantine moment at Circle K and should we all wear masks?
Mar 30, 2020
Different At Home
00:36:57
Hour 1 of the Monday edition of Armstrong & Getty features Jack's disdain for big government, MichaelAngelo's TP gambit, Sean's teriyaki issue, Mailbag featuring more Thomas Sewell, a big week for biz and a kink site--hacked!
Mar 30, 2020
But In Reality...
00:38:27
Hour 4 of A&G features the realities of life in DC, angry aryans in prison, more Bob Dylan and Final Thoughts
Mar 27, 2020
Remain Hopeful!
00:35:41
Hour 3 of A&G includes the creepy/helpful story about cell phone tracking of the Coronavirus. Plus, a attention starved loser explains why she licked a toilet seat.
Mar 27, 2020
Lazy Rhymes
00:37:33
Hour 2 of A&G features things Biden SHOULD do (from friends of Obama), some troubling stats, Dylan's lazy rhymes and some flat-out fake news!
Mar 27, 2020
Time for Details
00:38:44
Hour 1 of the Friday edition of Armstrong & Getty features an unearthed "new" Dylan song. Plus, C.O.W., hilarity and insights abound!
Mar 27, 2020
Nacho Breakfast
00:35:43
Hour 4 of A&G features a peppy tune, waxie ding dongs, a touching story and restless sleepers.
Mar 26, 2020
Here's Your Blind Spot
00:36:22
Hour 3 of A&G features more Biden Bumbles. Plus, LA Mayor earns an earful, China is hoarding supplies and more!
Mar 26, 2020
It's Called Justice
00:39:05
Hour 2 of A&G features Jack's visit to the donut shop, guest Congressman Tom McClintock talks about the Coronavirus bill, Jack's wife has requirements and docs are hoarding!
Mar 26, 2020
An Information Party!
00:35:22
Hour 1 of the Thursday edition of Armstrong & Getty features the induced coma bill, a freedom lovin' quote, airplane air myths, and a weasily Seattle NPR station!
Mar 26, 2020
A Little Less Cloudy
00:37:36
Hour 4 of A&G features more details on the stimulus bill, some chat on the changes that are taking place in our society, Jack's observations about rural folk and Joe's CoronaForecast.
Mar 25, 2020
Tut Tutting
00:38:40
Hour 3 of A&G features a bit of Joe Biden, a lament our lack of savings, more on the stimulus and testing-WE NEED TESTING!!
Mar 25, 2020
Papers At Odds
00:36:07
Hour 2 of A&G includes a well intentioned hospital worker, a pair of newspapers with opposing CoronaVirus angles, stimulus package "palace intrigue" and more!
Mar 25, 2020
Tip of the Hat
00:38:19
Hour 1 of the Wednesday edition of Armstrong & Getty includes lots of folks driving around! Plus, Joe's dancer name is revealed, there's a Mailbag Haiku and is the handshake dead?
Mar 25, 2020
The Post Office?
00:37:28
Hour 4 of A&G features Congress' selfish behavior in light of the Wuhan Flu crisis, fungible debt, The Petering out and Final Thoughts!
Mar 24, 2020
The India Lockdown
00:36:18
Hour 3 of A&G features the stay-at-homes, a masked Brandon brays and breaks news, and we discuss the cost of inaction vs. the cost of action
Mar 24, 2020
False Narrative
00:33:53
Hour 2 of A&G features our knocks on the media for faking up a conflict. Plus, we talk about the mental health aspect of the crisis. And, most importantly, we have anointed the virus with THEE official name
Mar 24, 2020
The Balance
00:37:50
Hour 1 of A&G features our disdain for TV panels who continue to create conflict where none needs exist. Plus, Positive Sean reads a letter to his love and Senator Tom Barrasso has a word about funding the stimulus.
Mar 24, 2020
Rational Steps/Irrational Crazies
00:39:46
Hour 4 of A&G features Dr. Dean Blumberg of UC Davis for a coronavirus update. Plus, Madonna continues to scare the masses. Plus, Joe asks about what we rational people should do when the irrational completely lose their minds?
Mar 23, 2020
Old Biddies
00:36:28
Hour 3 of A&G features more on the troubling prospect of a major recession. Plus, Joe explains lipids and Italy's big problems due to their embrace of China.
Mar 23, 2020
Sticky Lipids
00:36:48
Hour 2 of A&G features Joe's explanation of why we need to wash our hands for :20 seconds. Plus, Zoom-Bombs, the recovery plan and both Madonna & Cardi B are here to save us???
Mar 23, 2020
Walking Real Fast
00:35:34
Hour 1 of the Monday edition of Armstrong & Getty features our observations from a weekend of Sheltering in Place. Plus, the controversy over Trump's Tweet and the need for cooler heads to prevail.
Mar 23, 2020
Tell Us About It, Joe!
00:38:39
Hour 4 of A&G features a rather embarrassing personal detail (thanks Jack), a discussion about coverage of a malaria drug, highlights from the Ian Bremmer chat, The Petering Out & Final Thoughts!
Mar 20, 2020
Legit Concern
00:37:26
Hour 3 of A&G includes sneezing teens at a grocery store, thoughts on getting the virus early, Cuomo's definition of outdoor events, things that'll change post-crisis.
Mar 20, 2020
Remove Heads From Hind Ends
00:39:22
Hour 2 of A&G features a conversation with Ian Bremmer about the ways in which China is changing their relationship with the world. Plus, Jack shifts from criticism from preppers to another group. We have new badges and a list of acceptable activities.
Mar 20, 2020
Shopping for Mustard
00:38:06
Hour 1 of the Friday edition of Armstrong & Getty features Jack's pursuit of mustard, C.O.W., Mailbag, problems with the preppers and things you can while you're sheltered in place.
Mar 20, 2020
Immune Goblins
00:38:06
Hour 4 of A&G features a new announcement regarding treatment of the Wuhan Flu. Plus, how China has covered up their mistakes in dealing with the crisis. And, Jack has new homeschooling rules.
Mar 19, 2020
Messing With Spring Break
00:37:45
Hour 3 of A&G features Dr. Dean Blumberg (UC Davis) on the progress being made in the fight against the Wuhan Flu. Plus, urgent concern about government overreach and more of the Florida Spring Breakers!
Mar 19, 2020
The Lunatic Fringe
00:37:07
Hour 2 of A&G is produced from our Wuhan Free Zone, and includes everything you need to know right now...not later..now. Plus, Joe offers some perspective on the lunatic fringe who are messing with our business!
Mar 19, 2020
French Style
00:36:41
Hour 1 of the Thursday edition of A&G features a cautionary note regarding a French-styled economic solution. Plus, thoughts about PS's lifestyle, a bit of Mailbag disappointment and some idiotic spring breakers!
Mar 19, 2020
It's From CHI-NAH!
00:36:12
Hour 4 of A&G continues with more on the Commie Flu! Plus, President Trump comments about the crisis. And, we offer our Final Thoughts!
Mar 18, 2020
Smell the Wolf Breath
00:38:29
Hour 3 of A&G was produced from our Commie Flu Free Zone, in which we discuss China's role in this debacle, what's happening in our hospitals and the media cries wolf!
Mar 18, 2020
Say No To Knick Knacks
00:35:54
Hour 2 of A&G is once again a Commie Flu Free Zone, featuring Mercury News reporter John Woolfolk on Day 1 of the Bay Area's Shelter in Place order
Mar 18, 2020
Commie Flu Free Zone
00:38:21
Hour 1 of A&G is a Commie Flu Free Zone! Listen!!
Mar 18, 2020
Too Much Power
00:37:05
Hour 4 of A&G includes our thoughts on giving the government too much authority during a crisis. Plus, is it wrong to call COVID 19 The Wuhan Flu? Plus, the Petering Out and Final Thoughts.
Mar 17, 2020
What Does it Mean?
00:38:02
Hour 3 of A&G feature Sgt. Ray Kelly of the Alameda County Sheriff's Office to explain the Shelter In Place order that's not in effect in 7 SF Bay Area Counties. Plus, we talk about our legalistic society, supply & demand and more!
Mar 17, 2020
Spend $25, Get A Roll of TP
00:39:23
Hour 2 of A&G features more on the CoronaCrisis, including a CA bar owner who says he will not close his establishment. Plus the Bay Area is calling for a shelter in place--what does that mean?
Mar 17, 2020
Like An Adult!
00:37:13
Hour 1 of the Tuesday Edition of Armstrong & Getty features Jack's many questions about the proposed Shelter In Place order given for 5 Bay Area counties. Plus, Joe opens his Mailbag and The A&G Show is given special consideration!
Mar 17, 2020
A Brief Tasteful Tazing
00:37:04
Hour 4 of A&G includes more about our surreal existence, including one woman's experience as a victim of the Commie Flu and what our government will do to respond to the crisis.
Mar 16, 2020
Where My Gains Be At?
00:38:08
Hour 3 of A&G features more on the economic impact of the Commie Flu Crisis, thoughts on Marshall Law, the diff between a Black Swan & Grey Rhino and the best highlight from last night's Dem Debate.
Mar 16, 2020
A Rough Weekend
00:37:24
Hour 2 of A&G features more the prospect of wide-scale closures. Plus, the 2 guys who raided stores for hand sanitizer, we have a taste of the debate and one-time Democrat Rising Star who had a very bad weekend.
Mar 16, 2020
Can’t Find the Beef!
00:38:16
Hour 1 of the Monday edition of Armstrong & Getty includes the question of the day--how has the Commie Flu changed your life? Plus, Joe dips into mailbag, and we caution everyone regarding the dangers of big government.
Mar 16, 2020
Arbitrary Numbers
00:37:33
Hour 4 of A&G features Dr. Dean Blumberg of UC Davis with some Wuhan Flu straightalk!!! Plus, Jack details his disdain for the the exclamation point!!! Later, he makes an unfortunate comment about a beloved mexican restaurant! Plus, Final Thoughts!!!!!
Mar 13, 2020
Pay More, Get Better Stuff
00:39:01
Hour 3 of A&G features more on abandoning the China supply chain. Plus, Lanhee Chen joins us to discuss Sunday's upcoming debate, and we ponder some of questions Bernie may throw to Uncle Joe.
Mar 13, 2020
Not Quite as Terrifying
00:37:45
Hour 2 of A&G includes our reasons for calling COVID19 the Wuhan Flu. Plus, we hear Dr. Fauci talk about the travel ban, we correct a story about the virus living on surfaces, and we pose a question about the right to have healthcare.
Mar 13, 2020
No Handshakes!
00:36:53
Hour 1 of the Friday Edition of Armstrong & Getty features Wuhan Flu fallout, C.O.W., Mailbag, the adoption of new procedures, and why we need to divorce ourselves from the Chinese manufacture of goods!
Mar 13, 2020
A Fine Art for Old Timey Villages
00:39:03
Hour 4 of A&G includes our stance on the coverage of Kung Flu Crisis...thoughts on what happens when government leaders get ill, cancelled travel plans and the sound of a crowdless NBA game.
Mar 12, 2020
Certain Simpletons
00:37:53
Hour 3 of A&G features more on the Commie Fever, including some new research about the lifespan of the virus on surfaces, a Y2K comparison and President Trump speaks to reporters at the White House.
Mar 12, 2020
Vanity, Ego Self-Aggrandizement
00:34:22
Hour 2 of A&G features sports logistics due to Coronavirus concerns, a funny (but very fake) Biden Twitter account, Bernie's Belligerent, and the Tom Hanks Effect.
Mar 12, 2020
A Corona Pariah
00:38:30
Hour 1 of the Thursday edition of Armstrong & Getty features our honest, sober and dependable coverage of the Coronavirus Crisis.
Mar 12, 2020
Don't Be a Horse's Ass
00:36:11
Hour 4 of A&G features things americans would like to see change, an update on the Kung Flu, and Biden's chat with a union worker.
Mar 11, 2020
Orifices or Orifeces?
00:37:20
Hour 3 of A&G features good news about Weinstein, Bachelorette crazies, Biden's MI win, thoughts about orifices and more!
Mar 11, 2020
The Wuhan Virus?
00:37:40
Hour 2 of A&G features a possible pause on the campaign trail--due to the Wuhan Virus? Plus, we try to agree on a name for what's technically known as COVID 19. We hear Bill Maher stand up for Chris Matthews and we consider the ramifications of a large-scale quarantine.
Mar 11, 2020
The Smell of Victory
00:36:55
Hour 1 of the Wednesday edition of Armstrong & Getty features a good dad joke, the biggest loser, a realistic attitude towards policy in the election, a naked Joe Biden and yeah for Yale!
Mar 11, 2020
Manifold Burritos
00:34:32
Hour 4 of A&G features Joe's reasons why daylight savings is criminal. Plus, Elon Musk on the value of going to college, problems with "literally", and Jack's bailout of an employee!
Mar 10, 2020
A Rich Soviet Union
00:37:09
Hour 3 of A&G includes thoughts on China and the manufacture of our medicines & vaccines. Plus, Jason Moser of The Motley Fool talks to us about the over-inflated market reports on the radio. And, Biden gaffes and note from a loyal listener!
Mar 10, 2020
Benignly Meh
00:38:12
Hour 2 of A&G features a very different sounding Hillary! Plus, Bernie's new life may shock him. And, we have a soda snail, a charming local on coronavirus and Joe's new bitcoin debut!
Mar 10, 2020
Beautiful Michigan!
00:37:48
Hour 1 of the Tuesday edition of Armstrong & Getty features the wonders of beautiful Michigan, bag pipers, pushups, art & muffins and Corey Feldman's new doc suffers from obstruction.
Mar 10, 2020
First Grown Up Movie
00:35:14
Hour 4 of A&G features a story about a passerby who fell into a crime sweep. Plus, Jack takes his son to a grown up movie. And, Joe reads a notes from a doctor on Coronavirus. Finally, Jack confirms his thoughts on karaoke.
Mar 09, 2020
Underlying Conditions
00:37:45
Hour 3 of A&G features the sound of Dr. Fauci with his reasonable approach to coronavirus. Plus, will there be a Don Jr./Hunter Biden debate?
Mar 09, 2020
Eye Wipes Really Hurt
00:35:55
Hour 2 of A&G features Joe's Facial Declaration, the joy of shooting at targets, an attempt at home-brew anti-bacterial gel, a trip to the bowling alley and Twitter censors President Trump
Mar 09, 2020
Holding Up A Mirror To Society
00:36:52
Hour 1 of the Monday Edition of Armstrong & Getty features coronavirus, Girl Scout Cookies, Mailbag, and a level 3 breach!
Mar 09, 2020
My Life is Hell
00:36:53
Hour 4 of A&G features a recluse, C.O.W., the need to make a decision, China's coronavirus measures are lauded (???), Joe offers an outstanding insult and subtitles come out of the shadows.
Mar 06, 2020
Meat Sweats
00:37:24
Hour 3 of A&G features the only explanation for Liz Warren's drubbing, Jack's new Big Mac Challenge, an engineer's noble efforts and Lanhee Chen on the amazing Biden comeback!
Mar 06, 2020
Amazing & Exhausting
00:37:01
Hour 2 of A&G features a new media take-down, a fantastic haiku, Warren's bitterness, the NYT's advice about avoiding face touching, and Phoenix' ride share tax.
Mar 06, 2020
Politics & Disease
00:34:01
Hour 1 of the Friday edition of A&G features our misgivings about the weight of coronavirus news coverage. Plus, we offer you C.O.W., Mailbag, and some exclusive Joe Biden audio that will shock you.
Mar 06, 2020
Tell Them Not to Lie
00:38:02
Hour 4 of A&G features misogyny!! (not really), HotShotties, more misogyny (not), slaves used in China and Liz Warren speaks following her exit from the 2020 Race.
Mar 05, 2020
Why Do I Need Beans?
00:36:55
Hour 3 of A&G features a rejected endorsement, a state of emergency, Mike Lyons on the disintegrating Afghanistan peace process, and Chuck Schumer's apology for his threat against a pair of SCOTUS justices.
Mar 05, 2020
Don't Spin Off!
00:37:47
Hour 2 of A&G features more on coverage of the coronavirus, Joe's new nordic model puppet, the Freakonomics guy torches Bernie's economic model and Warren rumors!
Mar 05, 2020
Cornering The Market
00:37:11
Hour 1 of the Thursday edition of Armstrong & Getty features MichaelAngelo's good heart, Positive Sean's history lesson, Joe's bulging mailbag and Jack's calls for folks to avoid the frenzy surrounding the coronavirus.
Mar 05, 2020
Thin Mints!
00:38:34
Hour 4 of A&G features a new experience for Jack's son, llamas at a wedding, Trump's Biden strategy, turning our kids into veal calves!
Mar 04, 2020
Brought Back to Life!
00:38:11
Hour 3 of A&G includes an outstanding segment on totalitarian governments, Bernie's skewed view on capitalism and the WaPo's Dana Milbank on the Super Tuesday Surprise!
Mar 04, 2020
You Can't Stop Him!
00:36:33
Hour 2 of A&G features our buddy Gary Dietrich with a Super Tuesday roundup. Plus, Bloomberg drops out, why endorsements matter and more!
Mar 04, 2020
Comeback Grampa
00:36:27
Hour 1 of the Wednesday edition of Armstrong & Getty features our take on Joe Biden's big Super Tuesday. Plus, Mailbag, Bernie Angst, panic and more!
Mar 04, 2020
Hitting Donut Bottom
00:36:13
Hour 4 of A&G features the happiest states in the US--yippee! Plus, Joe Biden's greatest hits, what makes Jack chunder and an incredible offering to a dying dog.
Mar 03, 2020
Will Joe-Mentum Rule the Day?
00:37:31
Hour 3 of A&G features a little perspective on Bernie, the sweet siren song of socialism, state-sanctioned voter fraud, workers are intimidated by their bosses, Joe's complicated relationship with Tucker and a Big Gun Alert.
Mar 03, 2020
Sound from Wuhan
00:36:32
Hour 2 of A&G includes the eerie sounds from the streets of Wuhan. Plus, Chris Matthews "retires", a beer brand prospers and more!
Mar 03, 2020
Envy is a Powerful Tool
00:36:55
Hour 1 of the Tuesday edition of A&G features gaffes, a shot of whiskey, a tender sock offer and Joe has Fareed Zakaria’s article on Bernie's misunderstandings of the "successes" of socialism.
Mar 03, 2020
A Pig or a Hog?
00:38:34
Hour 4 of A&G is exactly what you've been missing in your life. We'll provide another example tomorrow!
Mar 02, 2020
We're Fat!
00:39:09
Hour 3 of A&G continues the broadcast tradition set by a bunch a people who you've never heard of in your entire life! Carry on!
Mar 02, 2020
Stuff It In Your Jim Jam
00:38:30
Hour 2 of A&G features a full review of why votes count, mister! Plus, Jack is irked about the pronunciation of "Taliban", Joe kills the notion of voting for Bernie and the government's response to crisis--don't under-react.
Mar 02, 2020
A Fully Stocked Donut Shop
00:38:50
Hour 1 of the Monday edition of Armstrong & Getty features Jack's effort to help his local donut shop. Plus, how pride & shame are used to nudge Democrats out of the 2020 campaign and more!
Mar 02, 2020
The Market Is Looking...
00:37:11
Hour 4 of A&G includes inappropriate humor, hostilities, pokes, jabs, more humor and something about a terrible tax plan being foisted upon us by Liz Warren.
Feb 28, 2020
Guffaw & Vomit
00:37:45
Hour 3 of A&G features some cultural sensitivities, the UPROAR over Garth Brooks' stage attire, Bhad Bhabie gets sneaky and Lanhee Chen weighs-in on Bernie Sanders past as it relates to the election.
Feb 28, 2020
Who Do You Think You Are?
00:37:32
Hour 2 of A&G features Blago's new venture, Astros hit by pitches, a controversial Colorful Hick Theater, a rather confusing bowling taunt, a hot pick-up line and more!
Feb 28, 2020
An Open Can of Sprite
00:38:04
Hour 1 of A&G features the most important questions of our day, including those involving the company fridge. Plus, C.O.W. (Clips of the Week), Mailbag and and our concerns about the manufacture of drugs in China.
Feb 28, 2020
Ditching the Left
00:37:33
Hour 4 of A&G features a proclamation from a lesbian who decided to ditch the progressive left. Plus, coronavirus concerns overseas and way, way, way more!
Feb 27, 2020
Structuring Society
00:37:32
Hour 3 of A&G features one of the dumbest politicians in recent history, supporting one of the worst ideas of our day. Plus--are you better than your parents?
Feb 27, 2020
Moon Inequality
00:37:29
Hour 2 of A&G features the politicization of the Coronavirus, earth's new moon, Bernie's past and more!
Feb 27, 2020
Just a Little More Power
00:37:29
Hour 1 of the Thursday edition of Armstrong & Getty features Phil Donohue's interview with then-Vermont mayor Bernard Sanders on socialism. Plus, Joe calls-out a legislator for a bill focused on toy gender.
Feb 27, 2020
What's Wrong With Love?
00:37:30
Hour 4 of A&G includes our final wrap on the Dem Debate--including what Bernie needs to do to win. Plus, Johnny Depp is in court. We have the worst sound ever, Joe's love proclamation and do women call them panties?
Feb 26, 2020
Under-Fearing Diseases
00:37:29
Hour 3 of A&G features uncle dick in the deer stand! Plus, Joe explains the failings of socialism. There's an update on the Coronavirus (Jack remains unworried) and there's a controversy about Seattle's gifted children program. Did we mention that Jack is unconcerned about coronavirus?
Feb 26, 2020
Murdered After Killed
00:37:30
Hour 2 of A&G features more on last night's Dem Debate, including Warren's pregnancy story and jab at Bloomberg, Bernie on Dem Socialism and Joe offers some experiences from people who've actually lived in Democratic Socialism
Feb 26, 2020
The Circular Firing Squad
00:37:33
Hour 1 of the Wednesday edition of Armstrong & Getty features our first stab at last night's Dem Debate. Plus, batchelor dinner options, Mailbag and more!
Feb 26, 2020
Worker's Paradise???
00:37:27
Hour 4 of A&G features some really weird Bernie stuff. Plus, Pete Davidson talks about quitting SNL. Joe offers us the Social Siren Song, Dr. Drew talks about healing broken brains and beating up on Biden
Feb 25, 2020
Get Another Simpleton?
00:37:29
Hour 3 of A&G features more of the Dr. Drew Extra Large Podcast on the homelessness/drug abuse/mental health crisis. Plus, Joe describes the flaw in the ideo of providing a home for a mental health patient. And, Bernie validates his Cuba love and family pays $50k to clone a dog?
Feb 25, 2020
Thank You, France!
00:37:32
Hour 2 of A&G features the the ruinous nature of socialism, Biden caught in a fib, Shaq at Kobe memorial, a study on youth & drinking & drugging and why did Bernie single-out Cuba's literacy program, eh?
Feb 25, 2020
What Kind of Vibe
00:37:25
Hour 1 of the Tuesday edition of Armstrong & Getty features an attempt to be a nicer person, Dylan regrets, the return of a classic and Dr. Drew drops the hard truths on the National Bum Explosion.
Feb 25, 2020
It's Bernie Vs. Trump
00:37:32
Hour 4 of A&G features more on Bernie's advancement in the Democratic race and how the power class and the chattering class don't see how the world is changing.
Feb 24, 2020
A Hell of a Way to Campaign
00:37:12
Hour 3 of A&G features Bernie Sanders from his 60 Minutes interview. Plus, Jack's concerns about explaining away the Bernie Bros and there's a verdict in the Weinstein Trial.
Feb 24, 2020
Pure Populism?
00:37:28
Hour 2 of A&G includes the thought that we're living in a Bernie World--Joe breaks down Sanders' version of populism. Plus, a boxing match goes gross and Jack has a new workout!
Feb 24, 2020
How Much Is Too Much?
00:37:29
Hour 1 of A&G features our follow up to Bernie's big win in Nevada. Plus, Joe addresses a number of issues during Mailbag. And, Jack admits to his love of elastic (in certain circumstances).
Feb 24, 2020
He Said Wet Bat...B-A-T
00:37:32
Hour 4 of A&G features our live chat with the author of "Chinese Girl in the Ghetto", Ying Ma! Plus, some behind-the-scenes stuff, C.O.W. and Final Thoughts!
Feb 21, 2020
You Seem Stressed...
00:37:30
Hour 3 of A&G includes the President's concern for eagles, mental health issues in the work place, Lanhee Chen on presidential debate preps, the truth behind the Russian interference story and more!
Feb 21, 2020
The Bastard Chip
00:37:28
Hour 2 of A&G features the Putin Playbook, a collection of teeth, meth's big comeback, and Joe's rip on a chip!
Feb 21, 2020
Use the Wind!
00:37:29
Hour 1 of the Friday edition of Armstrong & Getty features C.O.W, Mailbag (with an important Tree Death Song update), highlights from Trump Colorado Springs Rally, and a terrorist wanted by the FBI punks the NYT?
Feb 21, 2020
Bernie Bros Caballeros
00:37:28
Hour 4 of A&G includes our final wrap on the Nevada Dem Debate, including the Pete & Amy battle over Mexico. Plus, a major Trump figure goes to prison, a bizarre kidnapping...and Final Thoughts.
Feb 20, 2020
BooYah! Take That!
00:37:24
Hour 3 of A&G features the best highlights from the Nevada Dem Debate. Plus, who employs a "Pit Blower"?
Feb 20, 2020
The Only Guy Who Panicked.
00:37:27
Hour 2 of A&G features PANIC! THREATS! DISDAIN! A MUSTACHE! and more from last night's Dem Debate in Nevada.
Feb 20, 2020
Gramma with Scissors
00:37:28
Hour 1 of the Thursday edition of Armstrong & Getty features The Bloomberg Peak. Plus more from last night's fiery debate.
Feb 20, 2020
Riveted or Terrified?
00:37:28
Hour 4 of A&G includes some terrible dinner table topics! Plus, one man challenges the law to disprove his godliness. And Joe provides a tongue lashing to some limp wristed sports talk hosts. And Final Thoughts!
Feb 19, 2020
Get a New Dream, Son.
00:37:30
Hour 3 of A&G features misguided ambition, tongues under the porch, the CALPERS & China connection and a cute story about Jack's son!
Feb 19, 2020
Heart Attack Smack
00:37:29
Hour 2 of A&G features more ways to die in ol' England. Plus, too many old guys trying to rough-up one another. And, there's Hostile Architecture and some supremo grilling advice.
Feb 19, 2020
An Upset Tummy
00:37:30
Hour 1 of the Wednesday edition of Armstrong & Getty features a rather ill Jack Armstrong, who's creepy presence outside the studio door sends a panic through the A&G staff. Plus, other things...
Feb 19, 2020
Joe is Pro Death Panels
00:37:29
Hour 4 of A&G features another example of the absurdity of bail reform (via San Jose CA). Plus, why Bernie & Bloomberg is the perfect battle and Joe offers us the most common causes of death to 1600's Brits!
Feb 18, 2020
Clever Little Moron
00:37:30
Hour 3 of A&G features progressives and free speech, some hot shots at Mike Bloomberg, an Astro hopes to learn "from the past". Plus, Joe rips The SF Giants and a new robot sex brothel is set to open in Houston!
Feb 18, 2020
We're Unique Beasts
00:37:28
Hour 2 of A&G features some fines ways to lie on on your resume. Plus, the ridiculous reforms on the bail system. And, Maxine Waters talks about Fancy Parties!
Feb 18, 2020
Making A Comeback
00:37:30
Hour 1 of the Monday edition of Armstrong & Getty features Joe's inch-deep analysis of the Daytona 100. Plus, a complaint letter, a tea kettle, propaganda, meth and the Bloomberg $$ Experiment.
Feb 18, 2020
If Jesus Is a Jew...
00:36:48
Hour 4 of A&G features even more Presidential Trivia! Plus, a rodent release, a saved gecko and questions about Jesus' origen.
Feb 17, 2020
I Can Smell Her Better
00:37:27
Hour 3 of A&G includes a few thoughts on the downside of communism, the upsides of being quarantined, the aging of Uncle Joe and the airline seatback controversy.
Feb 17, 2020
New Cast of Characters
00:37:28
Hour 2 of A&G features more Presidential Trivia (and a tough first lady). Plus, Mike Lyons talks about the U-S Taliban peace deal. Plus more!
Feb 17, 2020
Pre Rumpled
00:37:28
Hour 1 of A&G features a big winner, commemorative garb, Jack's first radio critic and Presidential Fun Facts!
Feb 17, 2020
A Big Deal in France?
00:37:23
Hour 4 of A&G includes our weekly feature "C-O-W" (Clips of the Week)! Plus, we offer you an orgasmic announcer, a mayoral masturbator, and the reason why you can't pump your own gas.
Feb 14, 2020
Living in Fools Hell
00:37:29
Hour 3 of A&G features Bill Barr's declaration about job interference. Plus, questions have arisen about Bloomberg's past, Roger Waters may have lost his mind and Lanhee Chen breaks it down for us!
Feb 14, 2020
The Rush to Bloomberg
00:37:23
Hour 2 of A&G features the Dem's full embrace of Michael Bloomberg, Joe's struggle with the idea of decoupling from China. Plus, Jack gets angry about his printer ink and there's the story about cutting out a man;'s heart!
Feb 14, 2020
Luddite Reactionary
00:37:28
Hour 1 of the Friday edition of Armstrong & Getty features LOVE! Plus, has the elimination of cruelty made us soft? Selfie deaths on the rise and a new trend--open hiring--will it work?
Feb 14, 2020
Crapville or Dumpy Acres?
00:37:23
Hour 4 of A&G features Jack's concern about the economy, credit card debt--the reckoning is coming! Plus, there's booze in everything! And Final Thoughts
Feb 13, 2020
Jack the Sailor
00:37:29
Hour 3 of A&G features Bloomberg's response to his Stop & Frisk comments, booze and buying shoes, Kids chant “where’s your passport”...at basketball a basketball game and booze--more booze!
Feb 13, 2020
Carnaval Barking Clown!
00:37:28
Hour 2 of A&G features the Dem establishment's embrace of Michael Bloomberg, plus the former NYC Mayor's response to President Trump. And, a major newspaper chain files for BK and Jack bring us Post Music music...or something.
Feb 13, 2020
That's the Establishment
00:37:30
Hour 1 of Armstrong & Getty features CHINA! Plus, Joe offers the contents of his mailbag, there's coronavirus concern and a little croc hate.
Feb 13, 2020
Ah, I Don't Know...
00:37:27
Hour 4 of A&G features a study on Closeness Bias, the success rates of threesomes, mental health and political candidates and how a homeless camp is being handled within a Colorado community.
Feb 12, 2020
Living Your Best Life!
00:37:26
Hour 2 of A&G features some wobbly voters, why Joe would show-off his sexy style. There's a half-man/half horse detour, news ignored and a little Klo-mentum.
Feb 12, 2020
Mayor Goodway is a Stooge
00:37:24
Hour 2 of A&G features political analyst Gary Dietrich on the results in the NH Primary. Plus, Jack talks about his enormous dog Bianca, Joe has a Stanford story and is Paw Patrol "capitalist propaganda"???
Feb 12, 2020
The Takeaway--Barking Dogs
00:37:28
Hour 1 of the Wednesday edition of Armstrong & Getty features a lament about 2020 talk, dog barking, a final slapping, money not well spent and ANTIFA'S real motives.
Feb 12, 2020
Otter Vs. Daughter
00:37:30
Hour 4 of A&G includes a odd insult, racist robots, a living room brawl, milk shake love and why nobody wants to be seen as a meanie.
Feb 11, 2020
The Progress of Man
00:37:30
Hour 3 of A&G features the prospect of a new MLB playoff scheme. Plus, Joe details the Equifax hack. Jack has concerns about the Weinstein trial and Joe Biden is about to check-out.
Feb 11, 2020
Sleepy Weepy Softheads
00:37:26
Hour 2 of A&G includes a quality Joe screed on the homeless sitch. Plus, Jack considers rental clothing, A&G listeners weigh-in on the Chinese Ambassador on the Coronavirus epidemic. And, James Carville has concerns about the Democratic Party.
Feb 11, 2020
Stuck in Time Warp
00:37:20
Hour 1 of the Tuesday edition of Armstrong & Getty includes "The Superspreader", some Valentine's Day advice, Trump in Manchester and Adam Corolla on the homeless. Plus, the difference between Bernie and Biden.
Feb 11, 2020
Not Connected To Real LIfe
00:37:24
Hour 4 of A&G includes Joe's examination of Hollywood types and their one-way-street relationship with normal America. Plus, Bill Barr makes an a major announcement about the Equifax hack and more!
Feb 10, 2020
A Sweet Siren Song
00:37:24
Hour 3 of A&G features Jack's concern about the Harvey Weinstein trial, a lying Chinese ambassador, why the siren song of socialism is so sweet and Joe's utter disgust with The Oscars!
Feb 10, 2020
In A Single Direction
00:37:30
Hour 2 of A&G features a brave Chris Matthews on communism, Brad Pitt on John Bolton and more!
Feb 10, 2020
You're A Pony Face Liar
00:37:26
Hour 1 of the Monday edition of Armstrong & Getty features Oscars! Coronavirus! A Pony Faced Liar!
Feb 10, 2020
Jean Jacket & a Hot Tub
00:37:22
Hour 4 of A&G features a little Mitt, a new episode of Stupid Should Hurt, a bad move at at school meeting, a Biden drinking game, Joe noodles through ramifications and Jack has a hot tub!
Feb 07, 2020
Aren't You Friends with Oprah?
00:37:29
Hour 3 of A&G features Snoop Dogg going off on Gayle King, the ruse of the government permit and our favorite political pundit, Lanhee Chen, on the latest goings-on in the race for 2020.
Feb 07, 2020
Zoonotic Diseases
00:37:25
Hour 2 of A&G includes some tasty vittles at the ol' wet market. Plus--are you satisfied with your life. Joe brings us The Way Forward Act and more!
Feb 07, 2020
Russia Russia Russia
00:37:28
Hour 1 of the Friday edition of Armstrong & Getty features Edge Edge--the say Boot Edge Edge! Plus, Jack is mixing Lobster Margaritas, MichaelAngelo is making wedding plans and we have highlights from President Trump's victory lap.
Feb 07, 2020
Totally Appropriate
00:37:16
Hour 4 of A&G includes President Trump's remarks on impeachment from the White House and more!
Feb 06, 2020
Caucus Caulking
00:37:27
Hour 3 of A&G features a bad hair day, a proposed voting law, a terrible president campaigner, the joy of caulking and a jealous reaction.
Feb 06, 2020
Gentle Puppies & Crayons Campus
00:37:26
Hour 2 of A&G features an insane story about a college student in fear regarding "sacred cow". Plus, Pelosi has proven her grip strength, Kirk Douglas was a dick and more!
Feb 06, 2020
Joe's Cry for Help
00:37:30
Hour 1 of the Thursday edition of Armstrong & Getty features recital suggestions, Mailbag, St. Nick of Utah and more!
Feb 06, 2020
Should Have Been a Carpenter
00:37:20
Hour 4 of A&G includes calls for Nancy Pelosi to resign, Harvey Weinstein's genitalia, the nation's highest honor to Rush and rooting for chaos & ugliness!
Feb 05, 2020
Low Information Voters
00:37:27
Hour 3 of A&G features the dangers of the LIV. Plus, an important cello recital, calls for Pelosi to resign, ways (not) to help you kids and leaked virus data!
Feb 05, 2020
Coves. Did you Say Coves?
00:37:27
Hour 2 of A&G includes a good jabbing with an olive branch during the SOTU. Plus, can you get sick from open coughers on a plane? And, the problems with the media's "fact checks" and a pair of Seattle stories.
Feb 05, 2020
Can't We All Just Get Along?
00:37:30
Hour 1 of the Wednesday edition of Armstrong & Getty features a few thoughts on The State of the Union Address. Plus, MichaelAngelo proposes some gestures that Nancy Pelosi should have used and more!
Feb 05, 2020
Turnt
00:37:26
Hour 4 of A&G continues the tradition of radio excellence that's been on-display for 47 1/2 years!
Feb 04, 2020
1 English, 1 En Espanol.
00:37:30
Hour 3 of A&G features the good, the bad and the queen. Yes...and victory.
Feb 04, 2020
Let’s Not Pretend
00:37:27
Hour 2 of A&G features our friend, Gary Dietrich to answer the question--is iowa dead? Plus, witness the abandonment of humanity (via the Rush announcement). And, let's be honest about presidential elections, eh?!
Feb 04, 2020
Best Iowa of Our Lives
00:37:29
Hour 1 of the Tuesday edition of Armstrong & Getty features absolutely no Iowa Caucus results--but plenty of talk about the failure of their system. Plus, the J-Lo crotchal assault, the nightmare of a shirtless Joe and Prison Pruno
Feb 04, 2020
No Oppression Announcement
00:37:30
Hour 4 of The Conscience of the Nation, in full-effect.
Feb 03, 2020
Guns N' Explosions
00:37:24
Hour 3 of A&G includes a reality check on the Coronavirus (and Jack's story about his son contacting the flu). Plus, was Lindsey Graham drunk on the Ted Cruz podcast? Meanwhile, in China...
Feb 03, 2020
Needles & Craps
00:37:28
Hour 2 of A&G features the Super Bowl Ads, pandering to the missing demos, a Bum Explosion Update, Bad News for Love and the world's most annoying couple!
Feb 03, 2020
Smaht Pahk
00:37:26
Hour 1 of the Monday edition of Armstrong & Getty features joy, heartbreak, crotches and Pole Dancing!
Feb 03, 2020
Chip To Scoop Ratio
00:37:31
Hour 4 of A&G includes an update on Jack's condition during MichaelAngelo's Cheese & Bean Dip Extravaganza! Plus, eating dinner with a founding father, a live Lanhee Chen with his astute observations of the Dems run at White House and more!
Jan 31, 2020
Like Mitt Would Do
00:37:25
Hour 3 of A&G features yet another hopeless effort to through tax money at the homeless crisis. Plus, a bit of impeachment and an important question about Super Bowl parties.
Jan 31, 2020
Damned Fritos
00:37:29
Hour 2 of A&G features a healthy dose of humor, a limited amount of double-dipping, a good/bad game, and accusation and sports equipment. What more could you want?
Jan 31, 2020
I Told You So!
00:37:22
Hour 1 of the Friday Edition of Armstrong & Getty features great anticipation over Impeachment. Plus, Jack's parenting fail. And dip...we have dip! Also related--the top 5 chips of all time and more!
Jan 31, 2020
A Peculiar Puncture
00:37:21
Hour 4 of A&G includes Jack's touching story about Bogart the Dog, and CA Gov. Gavin Newsom's hope to make Calunicornia a no-kill state for dogs and cats. Plus, Casey Kasem's mouth gets us in trouble and more!
Jan 30, 2020
Armstrong & Getty
00:37:32
Hour 3 of A&G features a Canadian author grinding the gears of some government lawyers. Plus, Jack discovers Hand Pies, we define "milk" and Mitt earns some accolades!
Jan 30, 2020
Greed Has Allowed It
00:37:30
Hour 2 of A&G features more on Kobe Bryant, The UK's terrible decision to allow Huawei equipment in their 5G network, David Drucker on Bernie & the Never Trumpers and a bum stabbing at Burger King lights a fire in Jack.
Jan 30, 2020
Everyone Says Your Fantastic!
00:37:28
Hour 1 of the Thursday edition of Armstrong & Getty features The Dersh on changes in impeachment attitudes, Mailbag and a nice example of work-place self-awareness!
Jan 30, 2020
Surprise & Disgust
00:37:29
Hour 4 of A&G features...the future! Plus, the cynicism of John Bolton and more!
Jan 29, 2020
The Slap of the Century
00:37:27
Hour 3 of A&G features the story about the tapes of the first Super Bowl, a sprinkling of impeachment, the reason why Jack can't call Kobe a hero and Joe explains the dangers related to falsehoods on Twitter
Jan 29, 2020
Doin' An Essy Job
00:37:31
Hour 2 of A&G includes the Don Lemon controversy, Joe's explanation of our misguided political alliances, a new bitmoji and a public works director is busted for doing s-work for the City of SF.
Jan 29, 2020
Bingo Bango Bongo
00:37:23
Hour 1 of the Monday edition of Armstrong & Getty features a number of examples of why Jack & Joe excel at this game!
Jan 29, 2020
Just Like Mine and Yours
00:37:29
Hour 4 of A&G features the classic stapler in jello gag, a big foot sighting, the 1-for-1 option, Joe explains The Googlement and "He's Our OJ".
Jan 28, 2020
Goin' Frisco
00:37:33
Hour 3 of A&G features a question about Bernie Sanders' heart, the ever growing Bum Explosion, more on protecting your kids from the web and a Team Trump Error.
Jan 28, 2020
At the Ballot Box
00:37:28
Hour 2 of A&G features the systematic problems with polls, protecting your kids from the internet, FOBO and Dershowitz' performance during the Impeachment Trial.
Jan 28, 2020
Another Sizzler
00:37:30
Hour 1 of the Tuesday edition of Armstrong & Getty includes The Angst Index, a new poll, stock market advice, cereal consumption and a buffet victory!
Jan 28, 2020
Brought to You By....Boobs!
00:37:31
Hour 4 of A&G features more on the life of Kobe Bryant, impeachment, Grammys and more!
Jan 27, 2020
Rats! Writs!
00:37:24
Hour 3 of A&G features the voice of Kobe Bryant on why he flew in helicopters so frequently. Plus, an MSNBC anchor drops the N-word??? And, Bolton's mustache has showbiz and a reporter yell at Trump--what was she saying?
Jan 27, 2020
Sushi Bats
00:37:31
Hour 2 of A&G includes Jack & Joe on the tragic loss of life in the Kobe Bryant helicopter crash. Plus, Jack explains why Dersh is a legal troll. And, we cover The Grammys, sushi bats and more!
Jan 27, 2020
Everyone Is Talking About Kobe
00:37:33
Hour 1 of the Monday edition of Armstrong & Getty features Jack & Joe on the death of Kobe Bryant. Plus, Joe knows what started the coronavirus. And, will the new Trump tape change the impeachment trial?
Jan 27, 2020
Putting 2 & #2 Together
00:37:31
Hour 4 of A&G features the flaws in Warren's college debt plan. Plus, the Parking Lot Pooper--revealed! And, Jack & Joe offer BoJo some advice on Huawei and more!
Jan 24, 2020
Parcuterie
00:37:27
Hour 3 of A&G features death by cock (that's rooster), climate change & the Australian brushfires, Adam Schiff's moment, the sound of a 3000 yr old mummy, lunchables for arrogant people and Real Racism or Activist Fakery?
Jan 24, 2020
In Charge of Your Own Life
00:37:22
Hour 2 of A&G features Warren's absurd response to a critic of her student loan pay-off plan. Plus, Rudy takes a shot at Biden, young folks are feeling any love at work and we take a look at the lifestyle of a young Bernie Sanders.
Jan 24, 2020
Pez Dispenser
00:37:31
Hour 1 of the Friday edition of The Armstrong & Getty Show features MichaelAngelo's big weekend plans, Mailbag and a frustrating fashion in education, Clips of the Week, an explanation of the Senate Heckler and skills you need in life!
Jan 24, 2020
Clogging the Presidency
00:37:28
Hour 4 of A&G features a bit of impeachment, a ton of sincere sadness over Mr. Peanut, Squatters in Oakland and more!
Jan 23, 2020
A Left Handed Ginger
00:37:28
Hour 3 of A&G features an over-the top Schiff, Jack denied at the pearly gates and Joe's shame!
Jan 23, 2020
Emotional Support Beer
00:37:27
Hour 2 of A&G features a scathing email from listener Brian, thoughts on emotional support animals, The WaPo's Dan Balz on the impeachment trial and Jack's son has a fever.
Jan 23, 2020
Stay Vigilant
00:37:01
Hour 1 of the Thursday edition of Armstrong & Getty features a rock-solid introduction to your day, and a retelling of the horrid story of a rapist roaming free in Redding CA.
Jan 23, 2020
Live from Davos!
00:37:29
Hour 4 of A&G includes Joe's tribute to Terry Jones. Plus, a horror story from Redding CA, Jack "calls-in" from Davos and we listen to President Trump's candid comments about impeachment.
Jan 22, 2020
You've Got to Have a Hobby
00:37:30
Hour 3 of A&G includes Joe's coverage of immigration enforcement issue. Plus, there's the brand new "A&G World News Round Up", impeachment rules changes, an outstand joke and a wobbler.
Jan 22, 2020
Teaming With Nut Jobs
00:37:32
Hour 2 of A&G features the Hillary/Bernie hate-off, Furries, Nadler & Cipollone quarrel (w/pettifogging), drinks allowed in the Senate chamber, Trump on testimony and even more furries!
Jan 22, 2020
Twunty Twunty
00:37:27
Hour 1 of the Wednesday edition of Armstrong & Getty features a major revelation from MichaelAngelo, Joe's bulging Mailbag, a dose of pettifogging and the Kansas Basketball Brawl...plus a little Linda Ronstadt.
Jan 22, 2020
Incredibly Powerful
00:37:29
Hour 4 of A&G features The Bidens!! Plus, Trump flexes on the Davos crowd, and Hillary goes after Bernie--oh my!
Jan 21, 2020
Who Gets To Be Lawless?
00:37:29
Hour 3 of A&G features the reasons given for calling-in sick, Burger King assault, Joe provides us with a Bum Explosion Update and more!
Jan 21, 2020
Senior Sumo
00:37:28
Hour 2 of A&G includes a deadly communist virus, Joe's effort to start a new league, a yelling teen, Debra J. Saunders live from DC, celebrity name combos and Nadler's political skills on display.
Jan 21, 2020
A Good Knee Capping
00:37:29
Hour 1 of the Tuesday edition of Armstrong & Getty features a search in the weeds (for the impeachment bodies), MichaelAngelo's call for drama, a question of cadence, Montana Wisdom and the effort being made to take-out Bernie.
Jan 21, 2020
Give a Farthing
00:37:23
Hour 4 of A&G includes the changing perspectives on MLK. Plus, Joe details the flaws of Critical Race Theory, and he surprises us by "giving a farthing" about the Royal Family. Plus, data collection is the new porn and a wee bit more on impeachment
Jan 20, 2020
Caught Up in Ideology
00:36:36
Hour 3 of A&G features the problematic issue with MLK. The Superbowl of Racists Mascots. Impeachment--will it be a 3-ring circus? And, the Chiefs celebrate...the fans!
Jan 20, 2020
Your Rights Are Gone--Hooray!
00:37:24
Hour 2 of A&G includes the NY presidential endorsements, shaking buttocks, the story of NFL hero, how dictators have learned to use apps and more!
Jan 20, 2020
Rented Wolves
00:37:23
Hour 1 of the MLK Day edition of Armstrong & Getty features Jack's proud proclamation & explanation of why he is NOT a bandwagon fan. Plus, impeachment begins tomorrow--and a few theories prevail. And, Jack takes his son to a head shop.
Jan 20, 2020
Blowing the Eustachian Tubes
00:37:32
Hour 4 of A&G features the art of the re-direct, a way to avoid blowing out your eustachian tubes, coffee roaches and Jack apologizes to an entire retail store.
Jan 17, 2020
What About My Dreams???
00:37:28
Hour 3 of A&G features the troubles with embracing restrictions on the gig economy. We have a batch of headlines and our favorite political pundit Lanhee Chen offers a surprising prediction for the Iowa Caucuses!
Jan 17, 2020
A Larry King Kickin'
00:37:30
Hour 2 of A&G features a glucose reading, a new Trump legal team, a pregnancy test and retirement advice!
Jan 17, 2020
Troubling & Idiotic
00:37:28
Hour 1 of the Friday Edition of Armstrong & Getty features the day's worst story--right out of the gate! Plus, we celebrate an anniversary, Joe offers Mailbag...there's C.o.W., Kimmel's Unnecessary Censorship, and Joe beats himself up!
Jan 17, 2020
Angry Ol' Bat
00:37:23
Hour 4 of A&G includes a bunch of old, phoney people walking with folders, some vigilante justice, liars and soup.
Jan 16, 2020
A Dishwasher Voter
00:37:31
Hour 3 of A&G features a dishwasher declaration, talkin' Ukrainians, the dem debate, a call for new policy on Afghanistan and a list of Trump's battles from 2019.
Jan 16, 2020
We're Supposed to be Outraged?
00:37:29
Hour 2 of A&G features the Bernie/Warren battle (with some help from Mark Halperin). Plus, there's a call for kids to toughen-up and Joe considers the terms of a 1/2 court shot bet.
Jan 16, 2020
Rather Silly Looking
00:37:30
Hour 1 of the Thursday Edition of A&G features more of the unique perspectives that you expect from Jack Armstrong & Joe Getty on impeachment, Lev Parnas, and the Bum Explosion.
Jan 16, 2020
Bingo Wings
00:37:30
Hour 4 of A&G includes American history, a slimy lawyer, hungry cats and an offer from one royal family to the member of another.
Jan 15, 2020
Lots of Human Soup
00:37:29
Hour 3 of A&G features author & pundit Mark Halperin on the Dems in Iowa, who's leading the pack and Jack's crackpot theory. Plus, Hot Tub or Not? And, Alicia Silverstone has a unique relationship with his kids.
Jan 15, 2020
Ruining Things Before We Do Them
00:37:29
Hour 2 of A&G features feature a complete waste of time--last night's debate. Gary Dietrich (not a waste of time) explains the most significant moments. Plus, allowances on going up, a plane dumped fuel on school kids and Bhad Bhabie drops social media.
Jan 15, 2020
One After T’Nother
00:37:29
Hour 1 of the Wednesday edition of Armstrong & Getty features a multitude of insights, humor and disgust--enough to go around! Enjoy
Jan 15, 2020
I Played It Right!
00:37:29
Hour 4 of A&G features Mandalorian love, a solid cookie strategy, the thing that makes Joe crazy, Elizabeth Warren's oddball take on Bernie, Bloomberg's deep pockets and Final Thoughts!
Jan 14, 2020
Behead the Lad!
00:37:30
Hour 3 of A&G features more from the trust list, Joe's proclamation to humanity. Pete Rose weighs in on the Astros scandal, Jack & Joe have some thoughts on Megxit and there's both cleman and blood gutter!
Jan 14, 2020
Cartoon Violence
00:37:30
Hour 2 of A&G features Joe's advice the stupid people, the Astros cheating scandal, Jack's rant on Afghanistan and a new trust survey!
Jan 14, 2020
Happy Valley!
00:37:32
Hour 1 of the Tuesday edition of Armstrong & Getty features a somewhat healthy Positive Sean, MichaelAngelo's Gym Report, Joe's Mailbag, Jack's conspiracy theory, the scale of misery and the Astro's Cheating Scandal
Jan 14, 2020
Is This You?
00:37:29
Hour 4 of A&G features the facial recognition program recently abandoned by the San Diego Police Department. There's the story about a biz owner who made unusual demands of his employees and more!
Jan 13, 2020
Eyelids, lips and ah....ah...
00:37:27
Hour 3 of A&G features both scintillating talk of hot dogs, and who the internet will fix our society (yeah right). Plus, there's a FB glitch, changing sex laws and Joe's advice to his daughters.
Jan 13, 2020
Narcissistic Grandiosity
00:37:26
Hour 2 of A&G features a smidge of impeachment, a polite strip club goer, a drunk drivers ed teacher, celebs and narcissistic grandiosity and the joys of convenience store food!
Jan 13, 2020
Famous Horny Tortoise Bit
00:37:29
Hour 1 of the Monday edition of Armstrong & Getty features a strong opening segment, a Mailbag debut, more excellence and a turtle who saved his species!
Jan 13, 2020
For Professional Reasons
00:37:24
Hour 4 of A&G features "our OJ". PLus, we take a look at some of the new stuff on display a CES. Billionaires are ruining the presidential race and Jack provides us with one last tweaker update.
Jan 10, 2020
It's About Being a Grown Up.
00:37:32
Hour 3 of A&G features the truth about wildfires in Australia. Plus, coming soon--human composting. Jack updates his tweaker status and changes to CA's gig economy are just plain stupid.
Jan 10, 2020
Jeans, No Underwear
00:37:26
Hour 2 of A&G features a testy Nancy Pelosi on impeachment. Jack reads listeners texts about his tweaking. Boeing has monkeys on rollers skates at their plants and Ian Bremmer talks about his list of the top risks of 2020.
Jan 10, 2020
It's a Hallway Brawl!
00:37:30
Hour 1 of the Friday edition of Armstrong & Getty is slightly delayed when mayhem breaks out at the A&G Radio Ranch. Friday means we have C.O.W.--clips of the week. And, Jack reveals that he's now a tweaker.
Jan 10, 2020
Sean Pong Dong
00:37:29
Hour 4 of A&G features ears clogged with wax, the fishbowl life, intelligent specs of dust, an insult and a Sean Pong Dong.
Jan 09, 2020
I Hate You, Fatty.
00:37:23
Hour 3 of A&G features more from Tucker Carlson's American Dystopia (featuring hotelier John Handlery). Plus, we cover the Lizzo/Jillian Michaels dust-up, there's a confirmation regarding the airliner crash in Iran and a guy is thrown under a bus.
Jan 09, 2020
Bums & Junkies Oh My!
00:37:29
Hour 2 of A&G includes an American Bum Explosion update, Jack & Joe on the war powers debate, Joe's sincere apology for his use of name-calling and Jack tackles his fog.
Jan 09, 2020
Jack Stifles Joy
00:37:32
Hour 1 of the Thursday edition of Armstrong & Getty features our in-house joy killer, Jack Armstrong. Plus, we peer into the lives of Positive Sean and MichaelAngelo and Joe explains the hazards of Teen Vogue!
Jan 09, 2020
Gotta Be Cool, Man.
00:37:31
Hour 4 of A&G features...PENIS MAN! Plus, more from Tucker Carlson's American Dystopia, old toys (worth a ton) and Dave Chappelle on what saved him!
Jan 08, 2020
We Paid for the Missiles
00:37:29
Hour 3 of A&G features CBS News Military Analyst Mike Lyons on the Iranian military response in Iraq. Plus, we have President Trump's address to the nation and more!
Jan 08, 2020
A Complete Breakdown
00:37:30
Hour 2 of A&G features former Iraq Ambassador to the UN, Feisal al-Istrabadi regarding Iran's military response in Iraq. Plus, we experience (along with you) a complete breakdown (of civilization).
Jan 08, 2020
Low Bar/Secret of Success
00:37:23
Hour One of Armstrong & Getty features great concern regarding...groceries. Plus, the Iranian bombings of Iraqi bases--why declare the reasoning? There's a Bum Explosion Update and more!
Jan 08, 2020
The Ol' Red Slobster
00:37:28
Hour 4 of Armstrong & Getty features diversity! Plus, the massive failure of the Cash for Clunkers program, Iran's real intentions in Iraq and a new robot doesn't pass the muster.
Jan 07, 2020
High Brow, Low Brow.
00:37:31
Hour 3 of A&G features Sec of State Mike Pompeo explaining the killing of Qasim Sulimani. Plus, Lara Logan covers the drug trade and Joe explains why he favors wine!
Jan 07, 2020
Mind Bone!
00:37:29
Hour 2 of A&G features thoughts on super troll, John Bolton. Plus, compassion for the homeless, the hangover cure and most importantly--the mind bone is used to discuss Jack's new Apple TV.
Jan 07, 2020
Robot Love
00:37:27
Hour 1 of the Tuesday edition of Armstrong & Getty features unrequited love and a bad story that turns horrid!
Jan 07, 2020
`Picture Your Gravestone!
00:37:31
Hour 4 of A&G features some clarity on New Years Resolutions, Jack's effort to bring us all down and Joe talks about the Getty "Starting 5" coming back home.
Jan 06, 2020
Salmon Flag of Irritation
00:37:30
Hour 3 of A&G features Boys & Girls--why pick a side? Plus, New Year's Resolutions and the red flag of vengeance!
Jan 06, 2020
Morons and Blacker Blacks
00:37:32
Hour 2 of A&G features CBS News Military analyst Mike Lyons with perspective on the death of Soleimani. Plus, the reason why Colin Kaepernick should shut his yapper, Ricky Gervais is awesome, college kids & Uber and more!
Jan 06, 2020
We Have Plenty in 2020
00:37:07
Hour 1 of the Monday edition of Armstrong & Getty features the live return of the A&G crew!
Jan 06, 2020
Best of Armstrong & Getty Friday Four
00:36:59
Hour 4 of the Best of Armstrong & Getty, Friday January 3, 2020.
Jan 03, 2020
Best of Armstrong & Getty Friday Three
00:35:34
Hour 3 of the Best of Armstrong & Getty, Friday January 3, 2020.
Jan 03, 2020
Best of Armstrong & Getty Friday Two
00:36:32
Hour 2 of the Best of Armstrong & Getty, Friday January 3, 2020.
Jan 03, 2020
Best of Armstrong & Getty Friday One
00:36:40
Hour 1 of the Best of Armstrong & Getty, Friday January 3, 2020.
Jan 03, 2020
Best of Armstrong & Getty Thursday Four
00:37:09
Hour 4 of The Best of Armstrong & Getty, Thursday January 2, 2020.
Jan 02, 2020
Best of Armstrong & Getty Thursday Three
00:36:57
Hour 3 of The Best of Armstrong & Getty, Thursday January 2, 2020.
Jan 02, 2020
Best of Armstrong & Getty Thursday Two
00:37:04
Hour 2 of The Best of Armstrong & Getty, Thursday January 2, 2020.
Jan 02, 2020
Best of Armstrong & Getty Thursday One
00:37:11
Hour 1 of The Best of Armstrong & Getty, Thursday January 2, 2020.
Jan 02, 2020
Best of Armstrong & Getty Wednesday Four
00:36:15
Hour 4 of the Best of Armstrong & Getty, Wednesday January 1, 2020.
Jan 01, 2020
Best of Armstrong & Getty Wednesday Three
00:36:54
Hour 3 of the Best of Armstrong & Getty, Wednesday January 1, 2020.
Jan 01, 2020
Best of Armstrong & Getty Wednesday Two
00:36:24
Hour 2 of the Best of Armstrong & Getty, Wednesday January 1, 2020.
Jan 01, 2020
Best of Armstrong & Getty Wednesday One
00:37:06
Hour 1 of the Best of Armstrong & Getty, Wednesday January 1, 2020.
Jan 01, 2020
Best of Armstrong & Getty Tuesday Four
00:40:05
Hour 4 of the Best of Armstrong & Getty, Tuesday December 31, 2019.
Jan 01, 2020
Best of Armstrong & Getty Tuesday Three
00:36:16
Hour 3 of the Best of Armstrong & Getty, Tuesday December 31, 2019.
Jan 01, 2020
Best of Armstrong & Getty Tuesday Two
00:37:05
Hour 2 of the Best of Armstrong & Getty, Tuesday December 31, 2019.
Jan 01, 2020
Best of Armstrong & Getty Tuesday One
00:37:02
Hour 1 of the Best of Armstrong & Getty, Tuesday December 31, 2019.
Jan 01, 2020
Best of Armstrong & Getty Monday Four
00:36:56
Hour 4 of the Best of Armstrong & Getty, Monday December 30, 2019.
Dec 30, 2019
Best of Armstrong & Getty Monday Three
00:37:25
Hour 3 of The Best of Armstrong & Getty, Monday December 30, 2019.
Dec 30, 2019
Best of Armstrong & Getty Monday Two
00:37:13
Hour 2 of The Best of Armstrong & Getty, Monday December 30, 2019.
Dec 30, 2019
Best of Armstrong & Getty Monday One
00:36:38
Hour 1 of The Best of Armstrong & Getty, Monday December 30, 2019.
Dec 30, 2019
Best of Armstrong & Getty Friday Four
00:36:44
Hour 4 of The Best of Armstrong & Getty, Friday December 27 2019.
Dec 27, 2019
Best of Armstrong & Getty Friday Three
00:36:31
Hour 3 of The Best of Armstrong & Getty, Friday December 27 2019.
Dec 27, 2019
Best of Armstrong & Getty Friday Two
00:36:54
Hour 2 of The Best of Armstrong & Getty, Friday December 27 2019.
Dec 27, 2019
Best of Armstrong & Getty Friday One
00:37:17
Hour 1 of The Best of Armstrong & Getty, Friday December 27 2019.
Dec 27, 2019
Best of Armstrong & Getty Thursday Four
00:36:53
Hour 4 of The Best of Armstrong & Getty, Thursday December 26, 2019.
Dec 26, 2019
Best of Armstrong & Getty Thursday Three
00:37:03
Hour 3 of The Best of Armstrong & Getty, Thursday December 26, 2019.
Dec 26, 2019
Best of Armstrong & Getty Thursday Two
00:37:21
Hour 2 of The Best of Armstrong & Getty, Thursday December 26, 2019.
Dec 26, 2019
Best of Armstrong & Getty Thursday One
00:36:49
Hour 1 of The Best of Armstrong & Getty, Thursday December 26, 2019.
Dec 26, 2019
Best of Armstrong & Getty Wednesday Four
00:36:47
Hour 4 of The Best of Armstrong & Getty, Wednesday December 25 2019.
Dec 25, 2019
Best of Armstrong & Getty Wednesday Three
00:36:56
Hour 3 of The Best of Armstrong & Getty, Wednesday December 25 2019.
Dec 25, 2019
Best of Armstrong & Getty Wednesday Two
00:36:38
Hour 2 of The Best of Armstrong & Getty, Wednesday December 25 2019.
Dec 25, 2019
Best of Armstrong & Getty Wednesday One
00:37:12
Hour 1 of The Best of Armstrong & Getty, Wednesday December 25 2019.
Dec 25, 2019
Best of Armstrong & Getty Tuesday Four
00:36:36
Hour 4 of The Best of Armstrong & Getty, Tuesday December 24 2019.
Dec 24, 2019
Best of Armstrong & Getty Tuesday Three
00:37:08
Hour 3 of The Best of Armstrong & Getty, Tuesday December 24, 2019.
Dec 24, 2019
Best of Armstrong & Getty Tuesday Two
00:36:50
Hour 2 of The Best of Armstrong & Getty, Tuesday December 24, 2019.
Dec 24, 2019
Best of Armstrong & Getty Tuesday One
00:37:21
Hour 1 of The Best of Armstrong & Getty, Tuesday December 24, 2019.
Dec 24, 2019
Best of Armstrong & Getty Monday Four
00:37:00
Hour 4 of The Best of Armstrong & Getty, Monday December 23 2019.
Dec 23, 2019
Best of Armstrong & Getty Monday Three
00:36:51
Hour 3 of the Best of Armstrong & Getty, Monday December 23 2019.
Dec 23, 2019
Best of Armstrong & Getty Monday Two
00:29:05
Hour 2 of the Best of Armstrong & Getty, Monday December 23 2019.
Dec 23, 2019
Best of Armstrong & Getty Monday One
00:37:14
Hour 1 of the Best of Armstrong & Getty, Monday December 23 2019.
Dec 23, 2019
The 2019 A&G Gift Exchange featuring Marshall Phillips!
00:37:29
Hour 4 of A&G features our 2019 Gift Exchange, featuring a few surprises for our esteemed newsman, Marshall Phillips!
Dec 20, 2019
Happy & Sad
00:37:28
Hour 3 of A&G continues with more of the Clips of the Year, more predictions for 2020 and well wishes from the Friends of Armstrong & Getty for Marshall Phillips.
Dec 20, 2019
Fast Growth Chicken
00:37:32
Hour 2 of A&G features more Clips of the Year, some 2020 predictions and A&G Band names.
Dec 20, 2019
Armstrong & Getty
00:37:31
Hour 1 of the Friday edition of Armstrong & Getty features Clips of the Year, emails to Marshall, and a wee bit of debate review!
Dec 20, 2019
The Freaking Cats
00:37:28
Hour 4 of A&G is certain to earn accolades far-and-wide for its degree of radio excellence....mostly due to Marshall Phillips, our esteemed newsman.
Dec 19, 2019
The Moment of Realization
00:37:34
Hour 3 of A&G features the impeachment, the significance of the ACA court decision--courtesy of Craig Gottwals "The Healthcare Guru", Marshall's headlines and more!
Dec 19, 2019
She Voted Cute
00:37:26
Hour 2 of A&G features an impeachment recap, a list of those who fell from grace in the '10's, Marshall's headlines and one of the finest political journalists in the country, the WaPo's Dan Balz on impeachment.
Dec 19, 2019
A Cunning Stunt
00:37:30
Hour 1 of the Thursday edition of Armstrong & Getty features a christmas tree conundrum, a nagging spouse, a declaration, and the amusing reviews of the freaking cats movie! Oh yeah, there's some impeachment smack too!
Dec 19, 2019
Greeting Card Platitudes
00:37:24
Hour 4 of A&G contains a Bum Explosion update, a re-reading of the Trump letter, Marshall's headlines, the lying Comey audio clip and Final Thoughts!
Dec 18, 2019
Zombie Patriots with Machine Guns
00:37:30
Hour 3 of A&G features James Comey's FISA fib, Marshall's headlines, and the biggest news story of the year so far (no, not impeachment).
Dec 18, 2019
Drama Gardens
00:37:28
Hour 2 of A&G features a little flirty at work, lying liar James Comey, 4th graders with phones an a classic story from Jack about the last time he went to a Chinese restaurant.
Dec 18, 2019
An Historic Day
00:37:28
Hour 1 of the Wednesday edition of Armstrong & Getty launches while the House impeachment vote begins--will every unknown member of Congress try-out their one-liner chops? Plus, we check-in with The A&G Squad, Marshall handles News and Joe reads President Trump's letter to Nancy Pelosi.
Dec 18, 2019
You Have To Admit...
00:37:34
Hour 4 of A&G features more of the NYT coverage of a homeless camp in Oakland. Plus, Bob Dylan does Christmas tunes, Marshall has the latest headlines, Joe brings Hip Show & Tell and there's Final Thoughts!
Dec 17, 2019
A Useless Skill
00:37:30
Hour 3 of A&G features the failings of the news media (via Ben Domenech). Plus, Jack creates an H-R situation, Marshall brings the news and more!
Dec 17, 2019
A Useless Skill
00:27:43
Hour 3 of A&G is a cornucopia of wonders! Listen to the entire episode to improve the quality of your life!
Dec 17, 2019
A Chinese Panda!
00:37:30
Hour 2 of A&G features the stunning NYT story about the homeless in Oakland. Plus, Joe brings us the Top 10 Moral Panics of the 2010's and we have a new presidential poll (which polls?)!
Dec 17, 2019
Life in Squalor
00:37:21
Hour 1 of the Tuesday edition of Armstrong & Getty features Jack's preferred mode of transportation and his life in squalor, Joe's insightful Mailbag, Marshall's Headlines and an Army Navy A-OK clarification.
Dec 17, 2019
Comey and Context
00:37:30
Hour 4 of A&G features more from Chris Wallace's James Comey interview. Plus, why the SCOTUS decision on the homeless will lead to negative consequences, and Jack has a message for our more annoying listeners.
Dec 16, 2019
The Cheese Touch
00:37:29
Hour 3 of A&G features our reaction to the surprising and disturbing decision regarding Boise's ticketing of the homeless. Plus, Trump is cheered, and some cadets use the A-OK sign...and more!
Dec 16, 2019
Stabbed or Shot
00:37:24
Hour 2 of A&G features audio from James Comey's appearance on Fox News, explaining away the issues behind the FISA warrants. Plus, Marshall's news features a Dem debate in peril, as well as some primo gaming advice from PS.
Dec 16, 2019
Too Much Socializing
00:37:28
Hour 1 of the Monday edition of Armstrong & Getty includes Positive Sean's very social weekend, Marshall's intriguing possibilities, Joe's Mailbag, our headlines (1st take) and a prime example of The Super Guilty!
Dec 16, 2019
A Rational Mind at War
00:37:49
Hour 4 of A&G features the kind of frivolity that you've come to expect on a Friday, with a few thoughtful items thrown in for good measure.
Dec 13, 2019
Come out of the Closet
00:37:58
Hour 3 of A&G includes Jack's declaration to everyone about holiday work parties! Plus, Lanhee Chen joins Jack & Joe to talk about why democracies can't handle the idea of a failed war. And, Bernie and secret hotel cameras.
Dec 13, 2019
We Need Some Psychoanalysis
00:38:00
Hour 2 of A&G features more on the WaPo series on the Afghanistan War, including correspondence from some of those who've served. Plus, Marshall reviews the impeachment hearings and Joe has details on the startling trend of massive retail theft.
Dec 13, 2019
Gain Weight, Stress Out, Lose Money
00:37:45
Hour 1 of Armstrong & Getty features a review of our holiday work party--and MichaelAngelo's shirt! Plus, we look back at the week that was, with C.O.W.--Clips of the Week. Marshall brings us the latest on the impeachment scuffle and a holiday lament.
Dec 13, 2019
Some Spare Oxy
00:37:58
Hour 4 of A&G includes trial attorney Positive Sean with evidence proving (??) that Stevie Wonder is in-fact--not blind! Plus, the Afghan Papers--corruption on a massive scale, Joe responds to criticism regarding Greta Thunberg and a ploy for getting out of the company party!
Dec 12, 2019
A Degree of Incompetence.
00:38:00
Hour 3 of A&G features Jack's list of google searches, Joe's list of stories that other journalists wished they're written, Marshall talks about his mail being searched and more!
Dec 12, 2019
Throne Sniffers
00:37:58
Hour 2 of A&G features a new poll on the stress brought-on by politics, some astute words from Charlie Hurt, the failures detailed by the IG Report and what are your plans for conquering your debt?
Dec 12, 2019
They're Expecting Yoooouuuuu!
00:38:04
Hour 1 of the Thursday edition of Armstrong & Getty includes Jack Holiday Eating Habits, Joe's Mailbag, MichaelAngelo's new sensation, Positive Sean's cultural immersion, and The Bum Boat!
Dec 12, 2019
Keep A Tight Watch
00:37:51
Hour 4 of A&G features highlights from today's hearing regarding the review of the Russia Probe, and the media's lack of coverage. Marshall has our headlines, and as always there's the Petering Out & Final Thoughts.
Dec 11, 2019
Is That All There Is?
00:37:58
Hour 3 of A&G features a coked up sweater, walling off porn, FBI bias, questions about why the media isn't covering the DOJ IG hearing and Jack wonders if anything really matters anymore!
Dec 11, 2019
Be the Master
00:38:00
Hour 2 of A&G features our examination of Matt Taibbi's takedown of the media following the release of the IG Report. Plus, Marshall has headlines and we'll look at the latest installment of the WaPo Afghanistan Papers.
Dec 11, 2019
It's a Craze!!
00:38:00
Hour 1 of the Wednesday edition of Armstrong & Getty features "they", a found cat, robo calls, a man without a guitar, Time's Person of the Year and what the bad kids are doing in 4th grade.
Dec 11, 2019
Bag Lady Behavior
00:38:00
Hour 4 of A&G features Joe's rant on college campus violence. Plus, when did the grocery bag replace the briefcase? Marshall has our headlines and bring excellence to The Petering Out.
Dec 10, 2019
Socks & Sandals & Chardonnay
00:37:58
Hour 3 of A&G features a loving listener response to Marshall's retirement plans. Plus, we introduce a new product, a cologne titled "Sniff of Hillary". Marsh has our headlines and we jam-in a parliamentary Point of Order!
Dec 10, 2019
Cognitive Dissonance
00:38:01
Hour 2 of A&G Features guest Mike Lyons (CBS Military Analyst) on both the Afghanistan Papers and the Pensacola Air Station Attack. Plus, why Positive Sean eats Donettes and why we're junkies for Chinese money.
Dec 10, 2019
Like It Or Not
00:37:56
Hour 1 of the Tuesday edition of Armstrong & Getty features the Impeachment Announcement--with appropriate mocking & ridicule! Plus, an abbreviated Mailbag, Marshall's Headlines a list of Time's Person of the Year nominees!
Dec 10, 2019
Good Luck, Marvin
00:37:59
Hour 4 of A&G features Joe Getty's expert analysis of the violent epidemic that has spread across college campuses in the U.S. Plus, how to eat Chicago Deep Dish Pizza, the Pensacola Shooting, Marshall has the latest on impeachment and there's a special Final Thoughts!
Dec 09, 2019
I Like Slurs!
00:37:55
Hour 3 of A&G features Joe Getty's shocking proclamation. Plus, WaPo reporter Craig Whitlock details the Afghanistan Papers. Marshall has news and more!
Dec 09, 2019
The End of An Era
00:37:51
Hour 2 of A&G features the latest on impeachment, twerking on SNL and a very special announcement from our esteemed newsman, Marshall Phillips
Dec 09, 2019
Anger Over Afghanistan
00:38:02
Hour 1 of the Monday edition of Armstrong & Getty features our initial thoughts on the stunning WaPo story "Afghanistan Papers". Plus, Marshall is dating and we give our WFFS totals.
Dec 09, 2019
WFFS Finale!
00:38:04
Hour 4 of A&G features the final hour of our 2019 Warrior Foundation Radiothon. Donate now, ArmstrongAndGetty.com
Dec 06, 2019
Violins and Trombones
00:38:06
Hour 3 of A&G features our Annual Warrior Foundation Freedom Station Radiothon. Donate now, ArmstrongAndGetty.com
Dec 06, 2019
Whales! We Have Whales!
00:38:06
Hour 2 of A&G features our on-going Warrior Foundation Freedom Station Radiothon. Donate now...ArmstrongAndGetty.com
Dec 06, 2019
Warrior Foundation Freedom Station Radiothon Finale
00:38:09
Hour 1 of the Friday edition of Armstrong & Getty features the finale of our 2019 Warrior Foundation Freedom Station Radiothon!
Dec 06, 2019
Support Our Vets!
00:38:00
Hour 4 of A&G continues with more of our annual Warrior Foundation Freedom Station Radiothon. Donate now. ArmstrongAndGetty.com
Dec 05, 2019
Their Sacrifice, Your Duty!
00:38:00
Hour 3 of A&G features our Warrior Foundation Freedom Station Radiothon, including the reason why we support WFFS. Retired Navy Petty Officer Chris Luna joins Jack & Joe to talk about his transition from the military to UC San Diego student.
Dec 05, 2019
Support Our Injured Warriors
00:37:57
Hour 2 of A&G features Thursday's duty to support our injured warriors through our annual Warrior Foundation Freedom Station Radiothon. Donate now! ArmstrongAndGetty.com
Dec 05, 2019
Big Time Push
00:38:02
Hour 1 of The Thursday Armstrong & Getty Show features a big-time push to reach our Warrior Foundation Freedom Station goal of $500,000. Donate now! ArmstrongAndGetty.com
Dec 05, 2019
Donate Now!!!
00:38:07
Hour 4 of A&G features more from top-shelf broadcasting greatness--including more from the Turley testimony and our Warrior Foundation Radiothon! ArmstrongAndGetty.com
Dec 04, 2019
The Human Impulse
00:38:05
Hour 3 of A&G features more of our annual Warrior Foundation Freedom Station Radiothon. Plus, Italians hating the French, the Turley testimony, funny donor names and the value of the constitution.
Dec 04, 2019
Jivey Presidents
00:38:07
Hour 2 of A&G features the reason why Kamala Harris' campaign failed. Plus, Marshall has headlines, we have some hatred for the French and retired U.S. Navy Corpsman Josue Barron joins Jack & Joe to talk about Warrior Foundation Freedom Station!
Dec 04, 2019
Great Human Beings
00:38:07
Hour 1 of the Wednesday edition of Armstrong & Getty follows the big announcement (??) about Kamala Harris' withdrawal from the 2020 race. More importantly, we re-start our Warrior Foundation Freedom Station Radiothon. Donate now--ArmstrongandGetty.com
Dec 04, 2019
Judgemental Gum Chewer.
00:38:02
Hour 4 of A&G features the crossing of a major Warrior Foundation threshold. Plus, we learn that Joe is a judgemental gum chewer. Marshall brings us our headlines and there's Final Thoughts!
Dec 03, 2019
A Burnt Grundle
00:38:02
Hour 3 of A&G once again features our Warrior Foundation Freedom Station Radiothon. Plus, there's a disturbing new trend being embraced by some folks. We talk to the new leader of Warrior Foundation Freedom Station--Col. Greg Martin and more!
Dec 03, 2019
Unique & Beautiful
00:38:04
Hour 2 of A&G features more of effort to support Warrior Foundation Freedom Station. Donate now! ArmstrongAndGetty.com
Dec 03, 2019
A Sweaty Royal
00:38:08
Hour 1 of the Tuesday edition of Armstrong & Getty kicks off day 2 of our Warrior Foundation Freedom Station Radiothon. Donate now ArmstrongAndGetty.com
Dec 03, 2019
Turned Jelly
00:37:29
Hour 4 of A&G features jelly as a main dish? Plus, retired Navy Corpsman Junior Rodriquez joins Jack & Joe to talk about our Warrior Foundation/Freedom Station Radiothon. And, Marshall has his headlines, we'll examine the weirdness of the 70's...and Final Thoughts!
Dec 02, 2019
The Turkey Problem
00:37:30
Hour 3 of A&G includes a review of The Irishman, Congressman Tom McClintock talks to Jack & Joe about the upcoming House Judiciary hearing on impeachment. Plus, Jack details the problem with Turkey and more!
Dec 02, 2019
Liberated Bowels
00:37:32
Hour Two of A&G features Joe's account of his post-surgery experience! Plus, Sandy from the Warrior Foundation/Freedom Station joins Jack & Joe to help launch the WF/FS Radiothon! Plus, more weird Joe Biden and his hairy legs!
Dec 02, 2019
A Turkey-Stuffed Show
00:37:20
Hour One of the Post-Thanksgiving edition of Armstrong & Getty features a complete review of the crews holiday, Joe's mailbag, Marshall's headlines and more!
Dec 02, 2019
Best of Armstrong & Getty Friday Four
00:37:37
Hour Four of The Best of Armstrong & Getty, Friday November 29, 2019.
Nov 29, 2019
Best of Armstrong & Getty Friday Three
00:37:24
Hour Three of The Best of Armstrong & Getty, Friday November 29, 2019.
Nov 29, 2019
Best of Armstrong & Getty Friday Two
00:36:17
Hour Two of The Best of Armstrong & Getty, Friday November 29, 2019.
Nov 29, 2019
Best of Armstrong & Getty Friday One
00:37:43
Hour One of The Best of Armstrong & Getty, Friday November 29, 2019.
Nov 29, 2019
Best of Armstrong & Getty Thanksgiving Four
00:37:20
Hour Four of the Thanksgiving edition of The Best of Armstrong & Getty!
Nov 28, 2019
Best of Armstrong & Getty Thanksgiving Three
00:37:01
Hour Three of the Thanksgiving edition of The Best of Armstrong & Getty!
Nov 28, 2019
Best of Armstrong & Getty Thanksgiving Two
00:37:11
Hour Two of the Thanksgiving edition of The Best of Armstrong & Getty!
Nov 28, 2019
Best of Armstrong & Getty Thanksgiving One
00:37:12
Hour One of the Thanksgiving edition of The Best of Armstrong & Getty!
Nov 28, 2019
Best of Armstrong & Getty Four
00:36:38
Hour 4 of the Best of Armstrong & Getty, Wednesday Nov. 27 2019...featuring highlights from our podcast, One More Thing!
Nov 27, 2019
Best of Armstrong & Getty Wednesday Three
00:36:00
Hour 3 of the Best of Armstrong & Getty, Wednesday Nov. 27 2019...featuring highlights from our podcast, One More Thing!
Nov 27, 2019
Best of Armstrong & Getty Wednesday Two
00:36:47
Hour 2 of the Best of Armstrong & Getty, Wednesday Nov. 27, 2019...featuring highlights from our podcast, One More Thing!
Nov 27, 2019
The Best of Armstrong & Getty Wed One
00:36:59
Hour 1 of the Best of Armstrong & Getty, Wednesday Nov. 27, 2019...featuring highlights from our podcast, One More Thing!
Nov 27, 2019
Let's Preach Personal Responsibility
00:37:34
Hour 4 of A&G features none-other than Craig the Healthcare Guru on the current-and-future state of your healthcare coverage. Plus, we check-in with Marshall and Joe Getty returns to enjoy the 82-yr old granny and her intruder beat down.
Nov 26, 2019
Off the Yam Yams!
00:37:32
Hour 3 of A&G features the turning of the impeachment tide, an excellent holiday video game tutorial for parents, courtesy of Positive Sean. Plus, we welcome back the post-surgery Joe Getty!!
Nov 26, 2019
An Inside Job?
00:37:30
Hour 2 of A&G features Jack's Top 10 List of Holiday Guest No-No's. Plus, The Washington Examiner's David Drucker takes a break from drunken tweeting to talk to us about impeachment. And, Marshall Phillips has the amazing German Heist story!
Nov 26, 2019
Turkey or Ham
00:37:30
Hour 1 of A&G features a solo Jack (along with Positive Sean, Marshall Phillips and MichaelAngelo) going through the day's news...and the 82 yr old weightlifter who dispatched an intruder!
Nov 26, 2019
Intellectual Honesty
00:37:32
Hour 4 of A&G features a bit of backwards polling, an explanation on how well we sleep at night, Marshall has his headlines and Jack talks about his cancer diagnosis--and how many doctors avoid delivering the bad news.
Nov 25, 2019
Ideological Imperialism
00:37:25
Hour 3 of A&G features author Mark Halperin on politics, specifically the value of the Iowa Caucuses and significance of Bloomberg on the race. Plus, confusion regarding Rudy's "insurance" and Sasha Baron Cohen indicts the Silicon 6.
Nov 25, 2019
I Can Pay the Bills!
00:37:28
Hour 2 of A&G features Womxn and Latinx (??), plus the latest on the Prince Andrew debacle, Rudy explains his insurance and a Dem demonstrates a Feat of Strength!
Nov 25, 2019
Full On Bacon
00:37:30
Hour 1 of the Monday edition of Armstrong & Getty features a Solo Jack, and MichaelAngelo's daunting trip to his local warehouse store, Positive Sean's correction, Marshall's addiction, Rudy's insurance and why Jack admires the new CyberTruck!
Nov 25, 2019
A Little Iffy
00:37:34
Hour 4 of A&G bravely forges on, in spite of an absent Joe. Listen as Jack completely melts down, leading to tears from Positive Sean & MichaelAngelo. Meanwhile, oblivious, Marshall handles the news. Plus, there's the Petering Out & Final Thoughts
Nov 22, 2019
Read it Later
00:37:31
Hour 3 of A&G features some top-notch speculation on the death of Jeffrey Epstein, the WaPo's Devlin Barrett updates us on the Justice Department investigations into the FBI, we have some details about Joe's surgery and 2020 Presidential Candidate wealth
Nov 22, 2019
Figure Out the Truth
00:37:30
Hour 2 of A&G features guest Gary Dietrich who talks to Jack about all-things-election. Plus, we talk about a non-family Thanksgiving and the anniversary of the death of JFK.
Nov 22, 2019
Now, More Self-Centered!
00:37:27
Hour 1 of A&G features a Dolly Parton Bug, an embarrassing revelation, a CyberTruck, a self-centered rapper and more!
Nov 22, 2019
My Side is America
00:37:29
Hour 4 of A&G features an open question about being honest, versus cashing-in. Plus, how to know if your eyes are seated to tightly, Tulsi and Kamala battle, and Mayor Pete handles all comers!
Nov 21, 2019
The Worst Metaphor Ever!
00:37:32
Hour 3 of A&G features some gaffes from last night's Dem Debate, the racist Syracuse Manifesto, a little impeachment talk, Marshall's news, Yang's statement and Trump Notes Music!
Nov 21, 2019
Santa Clause Promises
00:37:31
Hour 2 of A&G features our analysis of the latest Dem Debate, Joe talks about his upcoming modification and Marshall has the latest on Fiona Hill's testimony.
Nov 21, 2019
Just Keep Punching!
00:37:26
Hour 1 of the Thursday edition of A&G features a doddering old man, a Death Pool winner, Trump Notes--Ramones style, and a serial pie eater.
Nov 21, 2019
A Trip to the White House
00:37:29
Hour 4 of A&G features more from the Sondland testimony, the value of a sitcom hottie, very important latin phrase and Ken Starr is trending for the wrong reasons.
Nov 20, 2019
Sucked Into the Vortex
00:37:26
Hour 3 of A&G features the latest on the Sondland hearing, Jack kicks his own butt, Marshall's news and conspiracy theories galore!
Nov 20, 2019
Quid Pro No Surprise
00:37:32
Hour 2 of A&G features a moment from Ambassador Sondland Congressional testimony, a touch of Mayor Pete, Marshall's headlines, an Uncle Trump coin is pulled from PS ear and a really bad guess by MichaelAngelo.
Nov 20, 2019
Happy Birthday, Mister Vice President!
00:37:28
Hour 1 of the Wednesday edition of Armstrong & Getty features diet management, Rhodes Scholar racism, a very special Happy Birthday idea for Joe Biden's opponents and a fun glue story from Jack!!
Nov 20, 2019
We Did Some Good Today
00:37:27
Hour 4 of A&G features more mis-sent Romantic Texts, including a Nightmare Alert!!! Plus, Bernie Sanders further solidifies his Kook status, Hong Kong violence goes next-next-next thug level. Marshall has news and Eric Swalwell's gastrointestinal distress worsens by many degrees.
Nov 19, 2019
Coworker Cuddlebug
00:37:29
Hour 3 of A&G features a special love note to Jack...from Joe (!!) followed by some loving examples of texts gone wrong! Plus, the Kardashians kash-in and Jim Jordan has his moment during the hearing
Nov 19, 2019
Political Sandwich
00:37:25
Hour 2 of A&G features the new heat on Mayor Pete as ascends in the 2020 race. Marshall has a hearing update and we eat a political sandwich!
Nov 19, 2019
Lift & Pause
00:37:24
Hour 1 of the Tuesday edition of Armstrong & Getty features a near death experience, a celebration of a broadcasting great, and most importantly--flatulence. Congressional Flatulence.
Nov 19, 2019
Sit There And Answer
00:37:35
Hour 4 of A&G includes the latest on the mass detentions of Muslims in China and the latest on Hong Kong's violent protests. Plus, Joe brings us the wonderful Goop, Nancy Pelosi's attitude and Prince Andrew's weird BBC interview.
Nov 18, 2019
An Acquired Taste
00:37:33
Hour 3 of A&G features more scintillating radio goodness, including some South Park humor, a sure-fire way to take down ISIS.
Nov 18, 2019
She's Had Work
00:37:29
Hour 2 of A&G features a bit of Google Power. Plus, Speaker Pelosi dictates the terms of an interview, Prince Andrew doesn't sweat and more!
Nov 18, 2019
Are You Gonna Be Cool?
00:37:28
Hour 1 of the Monday Edition of Armstrong & Getty features musing from the minds of the A&G Crew, Joe's bursting Mailbag, Marshall's headlines and Colin Kapernick's controversial workout.
Nov 18, 2019
Beast Mode
00:37:31
Hour 4 of A&G is a glorious radio experience, featuring more from Mark Halperin, C.O.W. Marshall's news and Final Thoughts!
Nov 15, 2019
A Rabid Dog
00:37:32
Hour 3 of A&G features a review the morning's Yovanovitch hearing, Joe details the shocking background of SF's new DA. Plus, North Korea rips Joe Biden and Lanhee Chen joins us for his top-notch 2020 punditry!
Nov 15, 2019
They Voted For a Marxist Attorney
00:37:29
Hour 2 of A&G features highlights from our Extra Large Mark Halperin podcast on the 2020 Race. Plus, Joe intends to seek the rights to the swimming cows story, Trump rallies, and the new SF DA is a fan of street poopin'!
Nov 15, 2019
Hey There Esther!
00:37:31
Hour 1 of the Friday Edition of Armstrong & Getty includes our weekend feature "C.O.W." (clips of the week", plus, Joe's Mailbag, Marshall's news and Jack offers an f-bomb--find out to whom!!!
Nov 15, 2019
Neck Punch
00:37:30
Hour 4 of A&G features our own extinction and the discovery of a Nazi planet. Plus, find out how Jack would use a time machine and learn about SF's new DA!
Nov 14, 2019
Call Him a D
00:37:30
Hour 3 of A&G features some sloppy foreign policy, reasons why Joe dislikes Wolf Blitzer, Marshall has headlines and more!
Nov 14, 2019
A Bong Load of Perspective
00:37:23
Hour 2 of A&G includes a recap of yesterday's impeachment festivities. Plus, your FB app may have been turning on your camera. And, a bong full of perspective on a the stories of the day!
Nov 14, 2019
Cup O' Shame
00:37:25
Hour 1 of the Thursday Edition of Armstrong & Getty features cake testing, excessive pastry consumption, thoughts on Jim Jordan and more!
Nov 14, 2019
The (not) Impeachment Hearings
00:37:27
Hour 4 of A&G features more analysis of the (not) impeachment hearings while they're in progress, including testimony from George Kent, senior State Department official in charge of Ukraine policy.
Nov 13, 2019
Attacked with The Hot Stuff
00:37:24
Hour 3 of A&G features a gruesome West Coast Bum Explosion story that will disgust you. We dive-in to the Impeachment Hearing, where Rudy is ooching around the Ukraine...and the media is pretending to care about that country's well-being.
Nov 13, 2019
Pretty, Pretty Gov!
00:37:29
Hour 2 of A&G begins with the damning WaPo story about PG&E's campaign donations to CA Governor Gavin Newsom and his family. We'll weave-in-and-out of the Hearings in DC and finally land on a "major" 2020 announcement!!
Nov 13, 2019
Breathless Coverage!!
00:37:30
Hour 1 of the Tuesday edition of Armstrong & Getty includes our game plan for coverage of the Impeachment Hearing. Plus, MichaelAngelo reveals his Thanksgiving wardrobe, Positive Sean reveals cat fur, Marshall reveals a lawbreaker and many, many other revelations!
Nov 13, 2019
If You Know It, And I Know It...
00:37:33
Hour 4 of A&G features the WaPo report on Gavin Newsom, his family and their relationship with campaign donations from PG&E. Plus, A&G Text Line responses on the Dr. Google...and more!!
Nov 12, 2019
Gotta Snuff This Stuff Out!
00:37:30
Hour 3 of A&G features the turn-around taking place within the VA. Plus, there's an internal debate about the value of cloud knowledge. Plus, a major school of journalism apologizes...for doing journalism.
Nov 12, 2019
Sites and Bots
00:37:30
Hour 2 of A&G includes some Dem hypocrisy on the Ukraine story, the dangers of self-diagnosis, Tulsi's legal move on Hillary and what to avoid during Holiday Dinners.
Nov 12, 2019
The National Nightmare Is Upon Us!!!
00:37:29
Hour 1 of the Impeachment Eve broadcast of Armstrong & Getty features a revelation about Positive Sean's cat (s), a near-death experience and the reason why Michael Bloomberg's presidential aspirations are doomed...truly doomed.
Nov 12, 2019
More True Diversity
00:37:32
Hour 4 of A&G features more top-quality radio entertainment, in podcast form! Listen Now, wouldya!
Nov 11, 2019
Airplane Mode
00:37:18
Hour 3 of A&G features the excitement over the slew of new streaming options, Nikki Haley's comments about subverting the Trump Administration, and an excellent listener email about the value of serving in the US Military.
Nov 11, 2019
Full Beaver Moon
00:37:29
Hour 2 of A&G features yet another new moon, a quick impeachment inquiry update, yet another nauseating Hillary scare, Bill Maher's take on Free Speech, and a great Veterans Day discussion with Mike Lyons about those who have served our country!
Nov 11, 2019
Free Chardonnay
00:37:26
Hour 1 of the Veterans Day broadcast of Armstrong & Getty includes an absolutely horrible story about a bathroom emergency! Plus, public recognition, Marshall's charm and some news you can use!
Nov 11, 2019
Someone Should Stay Behind??!!
00:37:29
Hour 4 of A&G features a special Tear Down that Wall edition of C.O.W. Plus, how one inmate attempted to use the Jon Snow defense. Marshall has our headlines and we consider a list of the Wisest Sayings!
Nov 08, 2019
The All Star Break
00:37:28
Hour 3 of A&G features a study on NBA players and their performance--mixed with strip clubs! Plus, Lanhee Chen talks about bad polls and Michael Bloomberg and Jack talks about the joys of riding his BMX bike!
Nov 08, 2019
DLD and Poopin' Pete
00:37:28
Hour 2 of A&G features the specific moment when the greedheads come out of the woodwork. Plus, Joe confirms that he'll support restrictions on Free Speech--for one single reason. And, pies. Delicious pies.
Nov 08, 2019
Christian Genius Billionaire.
00:37:25
Hour 1 of the Friday edition of Armstrong & Getty includes all of end of the week frivolity that you've come to expect! Plus more! And Even More!
Nov 08, 2019
Get Better Soon!
00:37:32
Hour 4 of A&G includes an analysis of the widely held expressed disbelief about Elizabeth Warren's healthcare plan. Plus, a transgender man faces the realities of dating. And, Joe talks about why greeting card messages are utterly useless when it comes to solving the West Coast Bum Explosion
Nov 07, 2019
Great Political Take-Down
00:37:25
Hour 3 of A&G features your Secret Score, highlights from President Trump's Louisiana Rally and a little news you can use!
Nov 07, 2019
Choking Out Puppies
00:37:30
Hour 2 of A&G features a study about how folks define a fulfilling life. Plus, The Washington Examiner's David Drucker joins the show to talk about the mood in the Senate on impeachment. And, influencers in the Trader Joe's orbit and a common mistake regarding al-Baghdadi's "wife'.
Nov 07, 2019
Soaked With Fraud
00:37:26
Hour 1 of the Thursday edition of Armstrong & Getty begins with Senator Kennedy's joke about House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, then veers into turkey-land with Marshall then settles on charades.
Nov 07, 2019
Car Insurance???
00:37:28
Hour 4 of A&G features the childish response Candidate Warren gave when regarding job loss due her healthcare plan. Plus, Jack has a study about lying for sex. Marshall has our headlines and more!
Nov 06, 2019
Find Someone to Love
00:37:29
Hour 3 of A&G includes the question--why do kids today lack empathy? Plus, Jack has advice for those who too closely follow local political races. And, we cross multiple work-place boundaries because Mickey D's CEo just walked with a $70 million golden parachute!
Nov 06, 2019
Scarcity, Reward, Satisfaction
00:37:29
Hour 2 of A&G features Joe's take on impeachment, Jack ponders the notion of national narratives being derived from local races, fat states/skinny states and more!
Nov 06, 2019
Truth Slippage
00:37:30
Hour 1 of the Wednesday edition of Armstrong & Getty features a tribute to National Sax Day, a top-quality Marshall Kicking, F.A.G. submitted rules for the next Campaign Death Pool, and just a little tiny bit of death and despair to round-out the hour.
Nov 06, 2019
The Super Dumb!
00:37:31
Hour 4 of A&G features a complete slate of stories and perspective that you should not miss!
Nov 05, 2019
Not Stacked With Angels
00:37:26
Hour 3 of A&G features long-time F.A.G. Tim "The Lawyer" Sandefur for an extended 3-segment in-studio visit!
Nov 05, 2019
If You’re Explaining, You’re Losing
00:37:31
Hour 2 of A&G features Professor Jack's explanation of income inequality (and student Joe's review of his seminar). Plus, Kevin Harlan's masterful play-by-play featuring a black cat and Joe has a Texas (!) Bum Explosion Update
Nov 05, 2019
A Fine Little Blow
00:37:29
Hour 1 of the Tuesday edition of Armstrong & Getty features MichaelAngelo's wedding update, a McConaughey-happening, Marshall's headlines and Willie Brown's op-ed on impeachment.
Nov 05, 2019
A Great First Blush Candidate
00:37:27
Hour 4 of A&G includes the weak sauce known as Beto! Plus, will NIMBY's derail Apple's housing plan. Willie Brown writes an honest portrayal of the impeachment push and MichaelAngelo earns a severe scolding!
Nov 04, 2019
Get Grandstandy or Bail!
00:37:32
Hour 3 of A&G includes the theory of Performative Politics. Plus, even more New Polls and a re-examination of the 40 hr work week.
Nov 04, 2019
That Didn't Happen!
00:37:28
Hour 2 of A&G features the latest polls (which polls? All of them). Plus, the value of Joe Biden's Old Man's Stories, Warren's weakness and Jack offers the worst story of the week/month/year.
Nov 04, 2019
Drink or Crack
00:37:28
Hour 1 of the Monday edition of Armstrong & Getty features the question: Massage or no massage? Plus, Positive Sean's bumper sticker slogan and the evolution of our personalities.
Nov 04, 2019
Not Your Costume!
00:37:30
Hour 4 of A&G includes free Wi-Fi at the ol' public park--so bums can watch porn! Plus, a fresh C.O.W., Marshall's news and the College Halloween Costume Guide
Nov 01, 2019
Spoiling the Annoucement
00:37:30
Hour 3 of A&G features the Aaron Sorkin letter to Mark Zuckerberg, injected nipples, throwing a punch for the children and Lanhee Chen talks about how Dems should respond to Elizabeth Warren's zillion $ healthcare plan!
Nov 01, 2019
Sorry, I Was A Jerk
00:37:29
Hour 2 of A&G features some impeachment talk, Dave Letterman's admission, Marshall's headlines and we have the story about how we may use a weather weapon!
Nov 01, 2019
Intentional Kidney Abuse
00:37:30
Hour 1 of the Friday edition of Armstrong & Getty has your typical end of week news, views & 'tude, featuring C.O.W., Mailbag, Marshall's Headlines--all powered by Halloween goodies!
Nov 01, 2019
There Was a Season
00:37:14
Hour 4 of A&G features a crying nominee, the headache of writing, the changing rhythms of American life and more from Charming Redneck Theater!
Oct 31, 2019
Art for Crime's Sake
00:37:27
Hour 3 of A&G features new details on the al-Baghdadi raid. Plus, a new program allows low-level law breakers to do their time in a unique way.
Oct 31, 2019
Pie-Yah!
00:37:32
Hour 2 of A&G features the World Series! Plus, Jack arrives after spending the wee hours in ER. Marshall has the top Dead Celeb Earners and we have a new installment of Colorful Hick Theater
Oct 31, 2019
Good Ol' Dad Jokes
00:37:28
Hour 1 of the Thursday Edition of Armstrong & Getty includes our annual Halloween Costume Contest! Plus, Mailbag, Headlines and Impeachment!!
Oct 31, 2019
Drug Store Sushi
00:37:29
Hour 4 of A&G includes new details on the al-Baghdadi mole. Joe talks about the horrid op-ed that questions the value of free speech, Jack reveals that he doesn't understand stores, and find out why we placed this hour into a time capsule!
Oct 30, 2019
Protecting The Outhouse
00:37:29
Hour 3 of A&G features a woke take-down by Barack Obama. Jack has some halloween traditions from around-the-world, the origens of witch hunts and more!
Oct 30, 2019
Joe’s Equilibrium Collapse
00:37:29
Hour 2 of A&G features one of the most loathsome op-eds ever penned. Plus, the mole who brought down al-Baghdadi had a good reason to flip. We have today's headlines and more!
Oct 30, 2019
Impeachment Light
00:37:34
Hour 1 of the Wednesday edition of Armstrong & Getty features roughly a million people without power in CA. Plus, a correction on the phrase "impeachment inquiry". And there's some new tech being used to monitor your kids bathroom breaks!
Oct 30, 2019
Whippin' Ya Up
00:37:32
Hour 4 of A&G features more on the Taibbi article, a bad idea for keeping kids off porn, guilty underwear and the Petering Out!
Oct 29, 2019
Reinforced Bubbles
00:37:29
Hour 3 of A&G features the details of Matt Taibbi's RS story about the failures of the news media. We ask the question, can you tell your spouse, "you're fat"? Marshall has headlines and fat-talk continues.
Oct 29, 2019
Can You Use the Same Hole?
00:37:31
Hour 2 of A&G includes what Ken Starr says impeachment, Joe portrays the ISIS mole, we learn about "deadnaming" and Jack updates his son's treatment, including the horrifying "cord trip".
Oct 29, 2019
By His Tighty Whities
00:37:26
Hour 1 of the Tuesday edition of The Armstrong & Getty Show features the tighty whitey takedown. Plus, there's the Katie HIll apology and cop who was told he was too gay..and may walk away with millions.
Oct 29, 2019
Dog Eat Dog Capitalism?
00:37:33
Hour 4 of A&G features the dishonest portrayal of the CA's power outage debacle. Plus, Twitter is helping rectify the WaPo's poor choice regarding their al-Baghdadi obit. Marshall has headlines and more!
Oct 28, 2019
Sitting In The Dark, On Fire
00:37:29
Hour 3 of A&G includes some top-shelf double-talk by one of the nation's leading Dems, an update on the Katie HIll saga and the latest on the wildfires burning in both Northern & Southern Cal. Plus--not to be missed--Joe's heartwarming tale about talking-down a dude on a bad trip!
Oct 28, 2019
Like Art...But Twisted
00:37:32
Hour 2 of A&G features a new poll that shows how schitzo we've become on the notion of partisanship. Plus, the fine art of Al Sharpton, a new way to say the alphabet and how everything is racist.
Oct 28, 2019
Resist We Much
00:37:24
Hour 1 of the Monday edition of Armstrong & Getty features the end of Al Baghdadi, Al Sharpton's inspirational words and more!
Oct 28, 2019
Oh, To Be 20 Again!
00:37:35
Hour 4 of A&G features the many affairs of JFK, some nazi bong hits, our resident hippie delivers the news and Jack offers a special salute to youth!!
Oct 25, 2019
Goodbye Jazz Hands
00:37:25
Hour 3 of A&G features a celeb who's now out of prison! Plus, your silence has been approved, and Lanhee Chen has a spooky take on the current state of the 2020 Dem campaign.
Oct 25, 2019
They're Black Pumpkins, Idiots!
00:37:29
Hour 2 of A&G includes the even crazier details of the Katie Hill story. Plus, candidates explore the far reaches of the pandering universe. And, black pumpkins cause an uproar!
Oct 25, 2019
It Became Too Despicable
00:37:30
Hour 1 of A&G features a new criminal probe, sleep deprivation, The Teapot Dome Scandal, the West Coast Bum Explosion takes down a bar and a park.
Oct 25, 2019
The Old Hippies Are Dead
00:37:32
Hour 4 of A&G features the one-and-only Michael Savage, who shared his story about flying on Air Force One. Plus, the crew considers visiting the scariest Haunted House and Joe commandeers a departed student’s locker!
Oct 24, 2019
Squashing Dissent
00:37:32
Hour 3 of A&G features a survey of college students regarding free speech, AOC takes on Zuck and we revisit the conversation with FB staff about censorship.
Oct 24, 2019
Butt Naked or Buck Naked
00:37:28
Hour 2 of A&G features more on the tragic gender identity story from Texas. Plus, there's an update on the Throuple story and Jack wants to scare you with his thoughts on self-driving cars.
Oct 24, 2019
Machinations of Yahoos
00:37:27
Hour 1 of the Thursday Edition includes a wedding venue update, a haircut compliment, an explanation of unnecessary term, and the debut of Dan the 4-DAy F.A.G.
Oct 24, 2019
Who's More Important?
00:37:25
Hour 4 of A&G features some former Bernie staffer hate. Plus, BART director Debora Allen re-joins the show following ACLU backlash. And, do we really make any choices?
Oct 23, 2019
Do Not Tease Me!!!
00:37:32
Hour 3 of A&G features some grade-A hypocrite politicians, threats of Hillary running in 2020 and more!
Oct 23, 2019
Slurping Fruit
00:37:29
Hour 2 of A&G includes your standard sex change operations for illegal immigrants. Plus, we learn that what will drive Jack from the room. And, a CA Congresswoman is involved in a throuple?
Oct 23, 2019
The Real Issue Is...
00:37:29
Hour 1 of the Wednesday edition of Armstrong & Getty features a bare butt on a hotel room chair, a Dad joke, an impeachment bombshell (??) and lynching montage that proves how hypocrites rule in DC.
Oct 23, 2019
Dying on the Inside
00:37:30
Hour 4 of A&G features an impeachment update, the mixing of free speech and public transportation, why Jack is dying on the inside and why one family is being torn apart.
Oct 22, 2019
Gum is My Straight Razor
00:37:29
Hour 3 of A&G features the Supreme Court's examination of one of Elizabeth Warren's signature efforts. Plus, the top rules adults have broken. And, Bernie blasts Hillary and a few thoughts on the West Coast Bum Explosion!
Oct 22, 2019
An Easy Smear?
00:37:31
Hour 2 of A&G includes a completely different take on the Russian Asset story, courtesy of Rolling Stone columnist Matt Tiabbi. Plus, we have the today's biggest headlines and a fine example of stupidity on the part of school administrators.
Oct 22, 2019
Are You Homeless???
00:37:27
Hour 1 of A&G features Hillary Clinton's wild claim about Tulsi Gabbard, Marshall's woeful habit of taking too many samples, the latest headlines and a surprising finding about the composition of our 2 main political parties.
Oct 22, 2019
A Crackpot Simpleton…
00:37:30
Hour 4 of A&G includes an unfortunate reference to AOC that nearly causes Joe's death. Plus, how Critical Race Theory may take us all down. Having recovered, Joe coins a new phrase--Adult-olescence--find out why!
Oct 21, 2019
Too Much Cutesy
00:37:28
Hour 3 of A&G features the failures of online influencers, and Jack's threat to pose topless. Plus, our changing relationship with Network News and the most rat infested cities in America.
Oct 21, 2019
A Big Push
00:37:29
Hour 2 of A&G features the rise of fentanyl--is China trying to kill us? Plus, why the big beltway story is big nothing burger. Marshall has headlines and there are questions about the Marine Corps' mission.
Oct 21, 2019
An Off-Putting Old Bag
00:37:30
Hour 1 of the Monday Edition of A&G features a rejected Mitt Romney twitter burner account names, a slow check-out lady, butter beef teasing, a double-play, and HIllary's bizarre Russian asset claim.
Oct 21, 2019
Making The Pivot
00:37:30
Hour 3 of A&G features Ian Bremmer on Trump, Turkey & Lebron! Plus, Lanhee Chen talks about he collision of politics and foreign policy
Oct 18, 2019
Earning Your Spurs
00:37:32
Hour 2 of A&G includes some jokes--from Gen. Mattis. Plus, why your kids should avoid the mono-sport approach, why blue light is bad and what Hillary thinks is happening on the campaign trail.
Oct 18, 2019
Intellectual Bullying
00:37:30
Hour 4 of A&G includes the spectacular weekly feature, C.O.W.! Plus, mixed cereals, along with Tucker Carlson & Dennis Rodman on the NBA/China connection. And, Tulsi is a Red Sparrow?
Oct 18, 2019
How Do You Make the Pivot?
00:37:29
Hour 3 of A&G features Ian Bremmer, who weighs-in on the Trump, Turkey and Lebron! Plus, Lanhee Chen talks about the collision of politics and foreign policy.
Oct 18, 2019
Skill Expression
00:37:29
Hour 1 of the Friday Edition of Armstrong & Getty features dreams, both realized and broken (sorry, Marshall). Plus, our Friday feature, C.O.W. (validating Jack's theory). Marshall has headlines and blue light may be aging you!
Oct 18, 2019
10,000 Years
00:37:33
Hour 4 of A&G features the hazards of playing 1 sport, remembrance of the Loma Prieta quake, Ronan Farrow talks about the Weinstein cover-up, and South Park mocks Lebron!
Oct 17, 2019
Masterpiece of Incoherence
00:37:19
Hour 3 of A&G includes the promises made by 3rd grade politicians. Plus, some advice for parents of picky eaters, Joe Biden's spending habits and a masterpiece of incoherence!
Oct 17, 2019
Poor Judgement
00:37:29
Hour 2 of A&G features The Trump Letter to Erdegon, Lindsay Graham & Trump disagree on Syria, and some drunk judges display poor judgement!
Oct 17, 2019
Call You Later
00:37:31
Hour 1 of the Thursday edition of Armstrong & Getty features The White House Walk-out & Trump's letter, MichaelAngelo's wedding plans update, advocacy for oppression and a workplace poll.
Oct 17, 2019
Biden Pokin'
00:37:27
Hour 4 of A&G continues with thorough review of Joe Biden's Debate performance. Plus, Marshall updates us with the latest headlines, and why no impeachment vote?
Oct 16, 2019
Clipping Coupons!
00:37:28
Hour 3 of A&G features a fine, fine collection of Joe Biden's most incoherent moments from last night's debate. Plus, Kim Jung Un is handsome on a horse and the reason why refs don't need replays.
Oct 16, 2019
So Shut Up!
00:37:31
Hour 2 of A&G features a little bit of fire between Beto & Mayor Pete! Plus, a bit of media bias, confusion over the wealth tax and facts about people who do not have siblings. The finale--some top notch woke-ness!
Oct 16, 2019
No One is Using Bing!
00:37:26
Hour 1 of the Monday Edition of Armstrong & Getty includes our first thoughts on last night's debate. Plus, Nats Win and Lebron continues to lose in Hong Kong.
Oct 16, 2019
White Men Can't Speak
00:37:28
Hour 4 of A&G includes the Oak Park Ill board of trustees meeting and their diversity statement! Plus, Hunter Biden speaks, an Irishman plays a joke on attendees of his funeral and MichaelAngelo reveals behind the scenes audio of a major tongue-lashing!
Oct 15, 2019
Gettin' Outta Jams
00:37:30
Hour 3 of A&G features the wonderful tone of Hunter Biden. Joe talks about the elite glass floor, and breaks-down Lebron's comments about the NBA & China. Plus, the Ft. Worth O.I.S and the upcoming Dem debate
Oct 15, 2019
The League is Too Woke
00:37:29
Hour 2 of A&G features the newly located Hunter Biden, who's been tracked-down by ABC News. Plus, Marshall bring us the headlines, and Lebron bring us disappointment.
Oct 15, 2019
There Are Ramifications
00:37:28
Hour 1 of the Tuesday Edition of Armstrong & Getty features our intense interest in tonight's Dem Debate!!! Plus, we get ready for the musings of Lebron James on the Hong Kong tragedy.
Oct 15, 2019
Lambo & a Shark Tank
00:37:27
Hour 4 of A&G features truth-teller Bill Maher on the high cost of housing the homeless. Plus, The Dems are getting ready to debate, Russians may be aiding the Kurds against the Turks and we Peter Out!
Oct 14, 2019
3 Syllables!
00:37:31
Hour 3 of A&G features Jack's annoyance with celeb tell-alls, with one exception (a story involving Dylan). Plus, Elizabeth Warren's FB challenge and two Rudy associates make headlines!
Oct 14, 2019
Big Decisions
00:37:29
Hour 2 of A&G features polling problems, boys intruding on girls track events, Marshall covers the news and Mike Lyons joins us with his take on the Kurds in Syria.
Oct 14, 2019
Smooth As Your Morning Patter
00:37:29
Hour 1 of the Monday Edition of Armstrong & Getty features a loving, heart-felt tribute to Christopher Columbus! Plus, a robust Mailbag, Marshall's headlines and perhaps one of the most unbelievable news reports ever heard.
Oct 14, 2019
For Better or For Worse
00:37:15
Hour 4 of A&G features our correct pronouns, and a review of President Trump's MLPS unbelievable MLPS rally. Marshall has our headlines and in typical Friday fashion--we completely Peter Out!
Oct 11, 2019
Sabotaging the Story
00:37:31
Hour 3 of A&G features a fine collection of unique stories presented by Joe Getty. Plus, Lanhee Chen brings us his expert observations on Trump, Biden & more! And, Reason's Robby Soave joins us to talk about Steve Kerr's politics and NBC's hypocrisy.
Oct 11, 2019
America's Coming Attraction
00:37:28
Hour 2 of A&G features CA's handsome Governor, the potential stain of Rudy, more from Trump's MLPS rally, and Genzers...& Genxers!!
Oct 11, 2019
Taking a Stand!
00:37:28
Hour 1 of the Friday Edition of Armstrong & Getty features a man taking a stand, another man feeling his oats, C-O-W, and a very astute observation on the popularity of one Donald J. Trump.
Oct 11, 2019
Just Blame the Bars!
00:37:27
Hour 4 of A&G features more extraordinary insights from Jack & Joe--all provided while working in the dark!
Oct 10, 2019
The Bitter Bear of Defeat
00:37:28
Hour 3 of A&G includes Kamala's major fail, Joe's big 2020 bet, an expensive haircut, living in Haiti CA, bad governance and the reality of politics
Oct 10, 2019
An Earthquake in Her Caucus
00:37:29
Hour 2 of A&G features Jack & Joe's breakdown of a new poll on impeachment. Plus, some truly awful, crappy governance. And, how youthful snark may be the remedy for China.
Oct 10, 2019
The Most Responsible Lovers
00:37:29
Hour 1 of the Thursday Edition of Armstrong & Getty features some important sports hate (ha ha). Plus, Jack loses-out on a major prize, Kamala Harris is unclear, and there's a visit to the grossest McDonald's.
Oct 10, 2019
California...America’s Haiti
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Hour 4 of A&G features China's influence on the NBA, why we've become Haiti, Marshall brings us yet another coffee study. And, Newsom & PG&E are not on our side.
Oct 09, 2019
Who Wants a Round of Bananas?
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Hour 3 of A&G features more on the massive power grid shutdown faced by Californians. Plus, the business of China takes root. Marshall has news and Joe brings us Monkey Brains!
Oct 09, 2019
Progressive Politics and Bribery
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Hour 2 of A&G features a full-powered attack on Corruptifornia and the woeful situation faced by residents of CA today. Plus, new developments in the Mueller investigation. Marshall goes oogey and more!
Oct 09, 2019
I Am Pitchkettled
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Hour 1 of the Wednesday edition of Armstrong & Getty exists without electricity! We soldier on to cover PS's new hoodie, the value of a manicure, an inspirational Mailbag, the CA power outage and why Hillary may run in 2020!
Oct 09, 2019
Gandhi to a Nihilist
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Hour 4 of A&G features Joe's feeling of dread as he opened Twitter. Plus, a new poll (and who's not up next) And, who's not talking about Hong Kong followed by a fine example of going from Gandhi to a nihilist in 10 secs.
Oct 08, 2019
I’m Watching You, Stapler
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Hour 3 of A&G features one of the most interesting stories to break over the past few months--the NBA's relationship with China. Plus, some synthetic love followed by some serious kowtowing to Xi!
Oct 08, 2019
Maintain Order???
00:37:32
Hour 2 of A&G focuses on Middle East hot spots--should we get out? Plus, a new poll, a fine example of Throat Singing, WaPo's Liz Sly live from Beirut on the reality of the Turkey/Syria/Kurd situation.
Oct 08, 2019
Kowtowing to Commies!
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Hour 1 of A&G features the latest on the NBA/China controversy. Plus, we learn about "The Jack", and Elizabeth Holmes makes a brief appearance to give you a finger stick.
Oct 08, 2019
Keep Fighting the Fight!
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Hour 4 of A&G features the question--what happens if Biden drops out? Joe salutes octogenarians, Trump tweets to Turkey and Final Thoughts!
Oct 07, 2019
Live to Fight Another Day
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Hour 3 of A&G features more on swampy dealing of Joe Biden. Plus, Mike Lyons joins Jack & Joe to talk about Turkey's plans to over-run the Kurds in Syira. What's the right amount of cash for your kid's allowance? And, we've added some brown liquor to the convo.
Oct 07, 2019
Talkin' 'Bout Oppression
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Hour 2 of A&G features the NBA's new China problem. Plus, Jack & Joe take a look at the cases on the SCOTUS docket. We have the worst Halloween Candy and Rudy rips the Biden's on Media Buzz!
Oct 07, 2019
Trading Away Principles
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Hour 1 of the Monday Edition of Armstrong & Getty features Marshall's potential breakup with his one-true-love. Joe offers a Monday Mailbag, and the Houston Rockets' GM offends China with a Hong Kong tweets.
Oct 07, 2019
Working on Glutes
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Hour 4 of A&G features a rather unique lawsuit initiated by a failed relationship. Plus, Positive Sean offers his review of the movie, Joker. Marshall has news before we completely Peter Out. And don't miss an outstanding Final Thoughts!
Oct 04, 2019
This Is Your Quid Pro Quo
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Hour 3 of A&G features The Volker Texts & the key piece of impeachment. Hong Kong bans masks and the great Lanhee Chen offers his thoughts on impeachment
Oct 04, 2019
The Embrace of Impeachment
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Hour 2 of A&G features both uplifting and troubling stories (thanks, Joe!!). Plus, David Drucker gives the the Impeachment temp in DC. And, AOC's Town Hall goes bad, we test the Impeach-O-Meter.
Oct 04, 2019
Impeach-O-Meter
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Hour 1 of the Friday Edition of Armstrong & Getty features the introduction of our new Impeach-O-Meter device, which we'll now employ to measure the heat on the impeachment of President Trump!
Oct 04, 2019
Early Ripe, Early Rotten
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Hour 4 of A&G features the specific reason why Kamala's campaign is about to end. Plus, West Coast Bum Explosion update and Robert De Niro has 2 new movies coming out, plus a lawsuit!
Oct 03, 2019
In Their Face
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Hour 3 of A&G features more on the cancellation of Halloween. Plus, President Trump calls for Ukraine and China to investigate The Bidens. And, the trial of a police officer involved in the shooting death of a Texas man ends with compassion.
Oct 03, 2019
Perhaps the Dumbest Person
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Hour 2 of A&G features the complete cancellation of Halloween. Plus, the latest on the whistleblower, and who is Hollywood's greatest psychopath?
Oct 03, 2019
Mike Pompeo’s Jock
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Hour 1 of the Thursday Edition of includes a jock strap, strange Bernie dream, mobile device separation anxiety, the minty taste of success and a high voice bum!
Oct 03, 2019
Cookie Dough Train
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Hour 4 of A&G includes a decent witchcraft reference, some excellent psychoanalysis from Jack's wife (plus an update on his son's condition! Plus, News from Marshall, the Petering Out and Final Thoughts!
Oct 02, 2019
Sad & Prayerful?
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Hour 3 of A&G includes a new poll about ethics. Plus Nancy Pelosi quotes Thomas Paine, Marshall updates the news and President Trump drops a B-S Bomb!
Oct 02, 2019
Butterflies are Laughing
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Hour 2 of A&G features the falsehood of the minimum wage increase. Plus, the new Joker movie meets some resistance, Hillary bravest moment, The Coup, and how people feel about politics.
Oct 02, 2019
Minimum Wage Falsehood
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The Minimum Wage has increased dramatically, and some employers are eliminating jobs. Duh. Jack & Joe examine the falsehoods inherent in this economic "solution".
Oct 02, 2019
Master Anxiety Volume
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Hour 1 of the Wednesday edition of Armstrong & Getty features Jack's dip into "The Singularity", MichaelAngelo's question about a possible Trump exit, Pompeo's charge of bullying and Jack has a list of top searches!
Oct 02, 2019
Simultaneous Booty Shake
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Hour 4 of A&G features The Boulders of Clinton Park, and local resident Danielle Baskin on why the big rocks in neighborhood don't help solve the homeless crisis. Plus, Joe brings us Super Bowl Prop Bets and young people are feeling bad--due to politics?!
Oct 01, 2019
Ruffles Brah
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Hour 3 of A&G features an update on Jack's son (and his latest treatment). Plus, the news media failure on the dreadlock story. And, dudes compete as women in Track & Field--and win. Problem?
Oct 01, 2019
A Hunger for Hill?
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Hour 2 of A&G features a query about a former presidential contender. Plus, Bill Maher on self-hating whites (and Joe's synapsis). And the value of Microbreaks and Chicago's mayor is off-the-rails
Oct 01, 2019
Lacking Gravitas
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Hour 1 of the Tuesday Edition of A&G includes Jack's effort to resist cookie dough, Mailbag, Marshall's headlines, and the problem with impeachment coverage.
Oct 01, 2019
Boulder Battle
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Hour 4 of A&G includes the "fad of white self hatred". Plus, we have boulders--let's put them in the alley (explained). And, listen for The Petering Out and Final Thoughts!
Sep 30, 2019
Employ the Hunstman!
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Hour 3 of A&G features Jack & Joe on impeachment, MichaelAngelo caught in an elevator, and Jack's weekend wedding experience.
Sep 30, 2019
That's When I Gave Up
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Hour 2 of A&G includes a story about an intruder who met his fate, a question about hate speech, Biden's Ukraine connection, Jack's wife & her curse and yes--income equality.
Sep 30, 2019
A LIttle Iffy!
00:37:33
Hour 1 of the Monday edition of Armstrong & Getty includes impeachment, an ambush wedding, and Rudy isn't helping!
Sep 30, 2019
Come Close to My Maw
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Hour 4 of A&G features less "T" and more specs--as in Amazon's new Echo Frames and their murderous intentions. Plus, why we live in a Hobo Paradise. Marshall has news and as we do every day...there's the Petering Out and Final Thoughts!
Sep 27, 2019
We Pulled His Head Off!
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Hour 3 of the Friday Edition of A&G continues the Low-T trend, opting for talk of Nazis and arguing parents. Plus, we revisit the history of Kenneth Bone and his contribution to society. And, Joe reveals his addiction.
Sep 27, 2019
We Have Low T!
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Hour 2 of A&G continues our Low-T Friday with a story about Japan's Sex Recession. For those who must know, Marshall has the latest headlines...and dang-it--the alarm goes off!
Sep 27, 2019
Do You Have Low T?
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Hour 1 of the Friday Edition of Armstrong & Getty is a Low-T Zone, featuring an update of MichaelAngelo's wedding plans, PS's struggle to leave his apartment, Marshall's dating prospects and an explanation of the Low-T approach.
Sep 27, 2019
Collusion 2, Electric Boogaloo
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Hour 4 of A&G features more from the list of potential names for the Ukraine controversy, Joe responds to a Frank Bruni article, Marshall wraps the Whistleblower hearing and Jack learns about the Ukraine president.
Sep 26, 2019
Ukraine Clown Posse
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Hour 3 of A&G features questions about Adam Schiff's wisdom, Joe's explanation of President Trump's psyche, a triple-Ken Bone'ing, the need for puddle monkey and a dog breeder's regrets!
Sep 26, 2019
'Kraine On, 'Kraine On!
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