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 Oct 24, 2019

Dhan
 Sep 17, 2019
A fun and intelligent look at current events intertwined with snippets of the lives of the cast.

KFTC
 Jul 10, 2019

tim
 Jan 4, 2019
best podcast on the web. and these two knuckleheads give it out for free.

Buzz
 Dec 9, 2018
Great show!

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The Armstrong and Getty Show, The Conscience of the Nation!

Episode Date
Incredibly Powerful
00:37:29
Hour 4 of A&G features The Bidens!! Plus, Trump flexes on the Davos crowd, and Hillary goes after Bernie--oh my!
Jan 21, 2020
Who Gets To Be Lawless?
00:37:29
Hour 3 of A&G features the reasons given for calling-in sick, Burger King assault, Joe provides us with a Bum Explosion Update and more!
Jan 21, 2020
Senior Sumo
00:37:28
Hour 2 of A&G includes a deadly communist virus, Joe's effort to start a new league, a yelling teen, Debra J. Saunders live from DC, celebrity name combos and Nadler's political skills on display.
Jan 21, 2020
A Good Knee Capping
00:37:29
Hour 1 of the Tuesday edition of Armstrong & Getty features a search in the weeds (for the impeachment bodies), MichaelAngelo's call for drama, a question of cadence, Montana Wisdom and the effort being made to take-out Bernie.
Jan 21, 2020
Give a Farthing
00:37:23
Hour 4 of A&G includes the changing perspectives on MLK. Plus, Joe details the flaws of Critical Race Theory, and he surprises us by "giving a farthing" about the Royal Family. Plus, data collection is the new porn and a wee bit more on impeachment
Jan 20, 2020
Caught Up in Ideology
00:36:36
Hour 3 of A&G features the problematic issue with MLK. The Superbowl of Racists Mascots. Impeachment--will it be a 3-ring circus? And, the Chiefs celebrate...the fans!
Jan 20, 2020
Your Rights Are Gone--Hooray!
00:37:24
Hour 2 of A&G includes the NY presidential endorsements, shaking buttocks, the story of NFL hero, how dictators have learned to use apps and more!
Jan 20, 2020
Rented Wolves
00:37:23
Hour 1 of the MLK Day edition of Armstrong & Getty features Jack's proud proclamation & explanation of why he is NOT a bandwagon fan. Plus, impeachment begins tomorrow--and a few theories prevail. And, Jack takes his son to a head shop.
Jan 20, 2020
Blowing the Eustachian Tubes
00:37:32
Hour 4 of A&G features the art of the re-direct, a way to avoid blowing out your eustachian tubes, coffee roaches and Jack apologizes to an entire retail store.
Jan 17, 2020
What About My Dreams???
00:37:28
Hour 3 of A&G features the troubles with embracing restrictions on the gig economy. We have a batch of headlines and our favorite political pundit Lanhee Chen offers a surprising prediction for the Iowa Caucuses!
Jan 17, 2020
A Larry King Kickin'
00:37:30
Hour 2 of A&G features a glucose reading, a new Trump legal team, a pregnancy test and retirement advice!
Jan 17, 2020
Troubling & Idiotic
00:37:28
Hour 1 of the Friday Edition of Armstrong & Getty features the day's worst story--right out of the gate! Plus, we celebrate an anniversary, Joe offers Mailbag...there's C.o.W., Kimmel's Unnecessary Censorship, and Joe beats himself up!
Jan 17, 2020
Angry Ol' Bat
00:37:23
Hour 4 of A&G includes a bunch of old, phoney people walking with folders, some vigilante justice, liars and soup.
Jan 16, 2020
A Dishwasher Voter
00:37:31
Hour 3 of A&G features a dishwasher declaration, talkin' Ukrainians, the dem debate, a call for new policy on Afghanistan and a list of Trump's battles from 2019.
Jan 16, 2020
We're Supposed to be Outraged?
00:37:29
Hour 2 of A&G features the Bernie/Warren battle (with some help from Mark Halperin). Plus, there's a call for kids to toughen-up and Joe considers the terms of a 1/2 court shot bet.
Jan 16, 2020
Rather Silly Looking
00:37:30
Hour 1 of the Thursday Edition of A&G features more of the unique perspectives that you expect from Jack Armstrong & Joe Getty on impeachment, Lev Parnas, and the Bum Explosion.
Jan 16, 2020
Bingo Wings
00:37:30
Hour 4 of A&G includes American history, a slimy lawyer, hungry cats and an offer from one royal family to the member of another.
Jan 15, 2020
Lots of Human Soup
00:37:29
Hour 3 of A&G features author & pundit Mark Halperin on the Dems in Iowa, who's leading the pack and Jack's crackpot theory. Plus, Hot Tub or Not? And, Alicia Silverstone has a unique relationship with his kids.
Jan 15, 2020
Ruining Things Before We Do Them
00:37:29
Hour 2 of A&G features feature a complete waste of time--last night's debate. Gary Dietrich (not a waste of time) explains the most significant moments. Plus, allowances on going up, a plane dumped fuel on school kids and Bhad Bhabie drops social media.
Jan 15, 2020
One After T’Nother
00:37:29
Hour 1 of the Wednesday edition of Armstrong & Getty features a multitude of insights, humor and disgust--enough to go around! Enjoy
Jan 15, 2020
I Played It Right!
00:37:29
Hour 4 of A&G features Mandalorian love, a solid cookie strategy, the thing that makes Joe crazy, Elizabeth Warren's oddball take on Bernie, Bloomberg's deep pockets and Final Thoughts!
Jan 14, 2020
Behead the Lad!
00:37:30
Hour 3 of A&G features more from the trust list, Joe's proclamation to humanity. Pete Rose weighs in on the Astros scandal, Jack & Joe have some thoughts on Megxit and there's both cleman and blood gutter!
Jan 14, 2020
Cartoon Violence
00:37:30
Hour 2 of A&G features Joe's advice the stupid people, the Astros cheating scandal, Jack's rant on Afghanistan and a new trust survey!
Jan 14, 2020
Happy Valley!
00:37:32
Hour 1 of the Tuesday edition of Armstrong & Getty features a somewhat healthy Positive Sean, MichaelAngelo's Gym Report, Joe's Mailbag, Jack's conspiracy theory, the scale of misery and the Astro's Cheating Scandal
Jan 14, 2020
Is This You?
00:37:29
Hour 4 of A&G features the facial recognition program recently abandoned by the San Diego Police Department. There's the story about a biz owner who made unusual demands of his employees and more!
Jan 13, 2020
Eyelids, lips and ah....ah...
00:37:27
Hour 3 of A&G features both scintillating talk of hot dogs, and who the internet will fix our society (yeah right). Plus, there's a FB glitch, changing sex laws and Joe's advice to his daughters.
Jan 13, 2020
Narcissistic Grandiosity
00:37:26
Hour 2 of A&G features a smidge of impeachment, a polite strip club goer, a drunk drivers ed teacher, celebs and narcissistic grandiosity and the joys of convenience store food!
Jan 13, 2020
Famous Horny Tortoise Bit
00:37:29
Hour 1 of the Monday edition of Armstrong & Getty features a strong opening segment, a Mailbag debut, more excellence and a turtle who saved his species!
Jan 13, 2020
For Professional Reasons
00:37:24
Hour 4 of A&G features "our OJ". PLus, we take a look at some of the new stuff on display a CES. Billionaires are ruining the presidential race and Jack provides us with one last tweaker update.
Jan 10, 2020
It's About Being a Grown Up.
00:37:32
Hour 3 of A&G features the truth about wildfires in Australia. Plus, coming soon--human composting. Jack updates his tweaker status and changes to CA's gig economy are just plain stupid.
Jan 10, 2020
Jeans, No Underwear
00:37:26
Hour 2 of A&G features a testy Nancy Pelosi on impeachment. Jack reads listeners texts about his tweaking. Boeing has monkeys on rollers skates at their plants and Ian Bremmer talks about his list of the top risks of 2020.
Jan 10, 2020
It's a Hallway Brawl!
00:37:30
Hour 1 of the Friday edition of Armstrong & Getty is slightly delayed when mayhem breaks out at the A&G Radio Ranch. Friday means we have C.O.W.--clips of the week. And, Jack reveals that he's now a tweaker.
Jan 10, 2020
Sean Pong Dong
00:37:29
Hour 4 of A&G features ears clogged with wax, the fishbowl life, intelligent specs of dust, an insult and a Sean Pong Dong.
Jan 09, 2020
I Hate You, Fatty.
00:37:23
Hour 3 of A&G features more from Tucker Carlson's American Dystopia (featuring hotelier John Handlery). Plus, we cover the Lizzo/Jillian Michaels dust-up, there's a confirmation regarding the airliner crash in Iran and a guy is thrown under a bus.
Jan 09, 2020
Bums & Junkies Oh My!
00:37:29
Hour 2 of A&G includes an American Bum Explosion update, Jack & Joe on the war powers debate, Joe's sincere apology for his use of name-calling and Jack tackles his fog.
Jan 09, 2020
Jack Stifles Joy
00:37:32
Hour 1 of the Thursday edition of Armstrong & Getty features our in-house joy killer, Jack Armstrong. Plus, we peer into the lives of Positive Sean and MichaelAngelo and Joe explains the hazards of Teen Vogue!
Jan 09, 2020
Gotta Be Cool, Man.
00:37:31
Hour 4 of A&G features...PENIS MAN! Plus, more from Tucker Carlson's American Dystopia, old toys (worth a ton) and Dave Chappelle on what saved him!
Jan 08, 2020
We Paid for the Missiles
00:37:29
Hour 3 of A&G features CBS News Military Analyst Mike Lyons on the Iranian military response in Iraq. Plus, we have President Trump's address to the nation and more!
Jan 08, 2020
A Complete Breakdown
00:37:30
Hour 2 of A&G features former Iraq Ambassador to the UN, Feisal al-Istrabadi regarding Iran's military response in Iraq. Plus, we experience (along with you) a complete breakdown (of civilization).
Jan 08, 2020
Low Bar/Secret of Success
00:37:23
Hour One of Armstrong & Getty features great concern regarding...groceries. Plus, the Iranian bombings of Iraqi bases--why declare the reasoning? There's a Bum Explosion Update and more!
Jan 08, 2020
The Ol' Red Slobster
00:37:28
Hour 4 of Armstrong & Getty features diversity! Plus, the massive failure of the Cash for Clunkers program, Iran's real intentions in Iraq and a new robot doesn't pass the muster.
Jan 07, 2020
High Brow, Low Brow.
00:37:31
Hour 3 of A&G features Sec of State Mike Pompeo explaining the killing of Qasim Sulimani. Plus, Lara Logan covers the drug trade and Joe explains why he favors wine!
Jan 07, 2020
Mind Bone!
00:37:29
Hour 2 of A&G features thoughts on super troll, John Bolton. Plus, compassion for the homeless, the hangover cure and most importantly--the mind bone is used to discuss Jack's new Apple TV.
Jan 07, 2020
Robot Love
00:37:27
Hour 1 of the Tuesday edition of Armstrong & Getty features unrequited love and a bad story that turns horrid!
Jan 07, 2020
`Picture Your Gravestone!
00:37:31
Hour 4 of A&G features some clarity on New Years Resolutions, Jack's effort to bring us all down and Joe talks about the Getty "Starting 5" coming back home.
Jan 06, 2020
Salmon Flag of Irritation
00:37:30
Hour 3 of A&G features Boys & Girls--why pick a side? Plus, New Year's Resolutions and the red flag of vengeance!
Jan 06, 2020
Morons and Blacker Blacks
00:37:32
Hour 2 of A&G features CBS News Military analyst Mike Lyons with perspective on the death of Soleimani. Plus, the reason why Colin Kaepernick should shut his yapper, Ricky Gervais is awesome, college kids & Uber and more!
Jan 06, 2020
We Have Plenty in 2020
00:37:07
Hour 1 of the Monday edition of Armstrong & Getty features the live return of the A&G crew!
Jan 06, 2020
Best of Armstrong & Getty Friday Four
00:36:59
Hour 4 of the Best of Armstrong & Getty, Friday January 3, 2020.
Jan 03, 2020
Best of Armstrong & Getty Friday Three
00:35:34
Hour 3 of the Best of Armstrong & Getty, Friday January 3, 2020.
Jan 03, 2020
Best of Armstrong & Getty Friday Two
00:36:32
Hour 2 of the Best of Armstrong & Getty, Friday January 3, 2020.
Jan 03, 2020
Best of Armstrong & Getty Friday One
00:36:40
Hour 1 of the Best of Armstrong & Getty, Friday January 3, 2020.
Jan 03, 2020
Best of Armstrong & Getty Thursday Four
00:37:09
Hour 4 of The Best of Armstrong & Getty, Thursday January 2, 2020.
Jan 02, 2020
Best of Armstrong & Getty Thursday Three
00:36:57
Hour 3 of The Best of Armstrong & Getty, Thursday January 2, 2020.
Jan 02, 2020
Best of Armstrong & Getty Thursday Two
00:37:04
Hour 2 of The Best of Armstrong & Getty, Thursday January 2, 2020.
Jan 02, 2020
Best of Armstrong & Getty Thursday One
00:37:11
Hour 1 of The Best of Armstrong & Getty, Thursday January 2, 2020.
Jan 02, 2020
Best of Armstrong & Getty Wednesday Four
00:36:15
Hour 4 of the Best of Armstrong & Getty, Wednesday January 1, 2020.
Jan 01, 2020
Best of Armstrong & Getty Wednesday Three
00:36:54
Hour 3 of the Best of Armstrong & Getty, Wednesday January 1, 2020.
Jan 01, 2020
Best of Armstrong & Getty Wednesday Two
00:36:24
Hour 2 of the Best of Armstrong & Getty, Wednesday January 1, 2020.
Jan 01, 2020
Best of Armstrong & Getty Wednesday One
00:37:06
Hour 1 of the Best of Armstrong & Getty, Wednesday January 1, 2020.
Jan 01, 2020
Best of Armstrong & Getty Tuesday Four
00:40:05
Hour 4 of the Best of Armstrong & Getty, Tuesday December 31, 2019.
Jan 01, 2020
Best of Armstrong & Getty Tuesday Three
00:36:16
Hour 3 of the Best of Armstrong & Getty, Tuesday December 31, 2019.
Jan 01, 2020
Best of Armstrong & Getty Tuesday Two
00:37:05
Hour 2 of the Best of Armstrong & Getty, Tuesday December 31, 2019.
Jan 01, 2020
Best of Armstrong & Getty Tuesday One
00:37:02
Hour 1 of the Best of Armstrong & Getty, Tuesday December 31, 2019.
Jan 01, 2020
Best of Armstrong & Getty Monday Four
00:36:56
Hour 4 of the Best of Armstrong & Getty, Monday December 30, 2019.
Dec 30, 2019
Best of Armstrong & Getty Monday Three
00:37:25
Hour 3 of The Best of Armstrong & Getty, Monday December 30, 2019.
Dec 30, 2019
Best of Armstrong & Getty Monday Two
00:37:13
Hour 2 of The Best of Armstrong & Getty, Monday December 30, 2019.
Dec 30, 2019
Best of Armstrong & Getty Monday One
00:36:38
Hour 1 of The Best of Armstrong & Getty, Monday December 30, 2019.
Dec 30, 2019
Best of Armstrong & Getty Friday Four
00:36:44
Hour 4 of The Best of Armstrong & Getty, Friday December 27 2019.
Dec 27, 2019
Best of Armstrong & Getty Friday Three
00:36:31
Hour 3 of The Best of Armstrong & Getty, Friday December 27 2019.
Dec 27, 2019
Best of Armstrong & Getty Friday Two
00:36:54
Hour 2 of The Best of Armstrong & Getty, Friday December 27 2019.
Dec 27, 2019
Best of Armstrong & Getty Friday One
00:37:17
Hour 1 of The Best of Armstrong & Getty, Friday December 27 2019.
Dec 27, 2019
Best of Armstrong & Getty Thursday Four
00:36:53
Hour 4 of The Best of Armstrong & Getty, Thursday December 26, 2019.
Dec 26, 2019
Best of Armstrong & Getty Thursday Three
00:37:03
Hour 3 of The Best of Armstrong & Getty, Thursday December 26, 2019.
Dec 26, 2019
Best of Armstrong & Getty Thursday Two
00:37:21
Hour 2 of The Best of Armstrong & Getty, Thursday December 26, 2019.
Dec 26, 2019
Best of Armstrong & Getty Thursday One
00:36:49
Hour 1 of The Best of Armstrong & Getty, Thursday December 26, 2019.
Dec 26, 2019
Best of Armstrong & Getty Wednesday Four
00:36:47
Hour 4 of The Best of Armstrong & Getty, Wednesday December 25 2019.
Dec 25, 2019
Best of Armstrong & Getty Wednesday Three
00:36:56
Hour 3 of The Best of Armstrong & Getty, Wednesday December 25 2019.
Dec 25, 2019
Best of Armstrong & Getty Wednesday Two
00:36:38
Hour 2 of The Best of Armstrong & Getty, Wednesday December 25 2019.
Dec 25, 2019
Best of Armstrong & Getty Wednesday One
00:37:12
Hour 1 of The Best of Armstrong & Getty, Wednesday December 25 2019.
Dec 25, 2019
Best of Armstrong & Getty Tuesday Four
00:36:36
Hour 4 of The Best of Armstrong & Getty, Tuesday December 24 2019.
Dec 24, 2019
Best of Armstrong & Getty Tuesday Three
00:37:08
Hour 3 of The Best of Armstrong & Getty, Tuesday December 24, 2019.
Dec 24, 2019
Best of Armstrong & Getty Tuesday Two
00:36:50
Hour 2 of The Best of Armstrong & Getty, Tuesday December 24, 2019.
Dec 24, 2019
Best of Armstrong & Getty Tuesday One
00:37:21
Hour 1 of The Best of Armstrong & Getty, Tuesday December 24, 2019.
Dec 24, 2019
Best of Armstrong & Getty Monday Four
00:37:00
Hour 4 of The Best of Armstrong & Getty, Monday December 23 2019.
Dec 23, 2019
Best of Armstrong & Getty Monday Three
00:36:51
Hour 3 of the Best of Armstrong & Getty, Monday December 23 2019.
Dec 23, 2019
Best of Armstrong & Getty Monday Two
00:29:05
Hour 2 of the Best of Armstrong & Getty, Monday December 23 2019.
Dec 23, 2019
Best of Armstrong & Getty Monday One
00:37:14
Hour 1 of the Best of Armstrong & Getty, Monday December 23 2019.
Dec 23, 2019
The 2019 A&G Gift Exchange featuring Marshall Phillips!
00:37:29
Hour 4 of A&G features our 2019 Gift Exchange, featuring a few surprises for our esteemed newsman, Marshall Phillips!
Dec 20, 2019
Happy & Sad
00:37:28
Hour 3 of A&G continues with more of the Clips of the Year, more predictions for 2020 and well wishes from the Friends of Armstrong & Getty for Marshall Phillips.
Dec 20, 2019
Fast Growth Chicken
00:37:32
Hour 2 of A&G features more Clips of the Year, some 2020 predictions and A&G Band names.
Dec 20, 2019
Armstrong & Getty
00:37:31
Hour 1 of the Friday edition of Armstrong & Getty features Clips of the Year, emails to Marshall, and a wee bit of debate review!
Dec 20, 2019
The Freaking Cats
00:37:28
Hour 4 of A&G is certain to earn accolades far-and-wide for its degree of radio excellence....mostly due to Marshall Phillips, our esteemed newsman.
Dec 19, 2019
The Moment of Realization
00:37:34
Hour 3 of A&G features the impeachment, the significance of the ACA court decision--courtesy of Craig Gottwals "The Healthcare Guru", Marshall's headlines and more!
Dec 19, 2019
She Voted Cute
00:37:26
Hour 2 of A&G features an impeachment recap, a list of those who fell from grace in the '10's, Marshall's headlines and one of the finest political journalists in the country, the WaPo's Dan Balz on impeachment.
Dec 19, 2019
A Cunning Stunt
00:37:30
Hour 1 of the Thursday edition of Armstrong & Getty features a christmas tree conundrum, a nagging spouse, a declaration, and the amusing reviews of the freaking cats movie! Oh yeah, there's some impeachment smack too!
Dec 19, 2019
Greeting Card Platitudes
00:37:24
Hour 4 of A&G contains a Bum Explosion update, a re-reading of the Trump letter, Marshall's headlines, the lying Comey audio clip and Final Thoughts!
Dec 18, 2019
Zombie Patriots with Machine Guns
00:37:30
Hour 3 of A&G features James Comey's FISA fib, Marshall's headlines, and the biggest news story of the year so far (no, not impeachment).
Dec 18, 2019
Drama Gardens
00:37:28
Hour 2 of A&G features a little flirty at work, lying liar James Comey, 4th graders with phones an a classic story from Jack about the last time he went to a Chinese restaurant.
Dec 18, 2019
An Historic Day
00:37:28
Hour 1 of the Wednesday edition of Armstrong & Getty launches while the House impeachment vote begins--will every unknown member of Congress try-out their one-liner chops? Plus, we check-in with The A&G Squad, Marshall handles News and Joe reads President Trump's letter to Nancy Pelosi.
Dec 18, 2019
You Have To Admit...
00:37:34
Hour 4 of A&G features more of the NYT coverage of a homeless camp in Oakland. Plus, Bob Dylan does Christmas tunes, Marshall has the latest headlines, Joe brings Hip Show & Tell and there's Final Thoughts!
Dec 17, 2019
A Useless Skill
00:37:30
Hour 3 of A&G features the failings of the news media (via Ben Domenech). Plus, Jack creates an H-R situation, Marshall brings the news and more!
Dec 17, 2019
A Useless Skill
00:27:43
Hour 3 of A&G is a cornucopia of wonders! Listen to the entire episode to improve the quality of your life!
Dec 17, 2019
A Chinese Panda!
00:37:30
Hour 2 of A&G features the stunning NYT story about the homeless in Oakland. Plus, Joe brings us the Top 10 Moral Panics of the 2010's and we have a new presidential poll (which polls?)!
Dec 17, 2019
Life in Squalor
00:37:21
Hour 1 of the Tuesday edition of Armstrong & Getty features Jack's preferred mode of transportation and his life in squalor, Joe's insightful Mailbag, Marshall's Headlines and an Army Navy A-OK clarification.
Dec 17, 2019
Comey and Context
00:37:30
Hour 4 of A&G features more from Chris Wallace's James Comey interview. Plus, why the SCOTUS decision on the homeless will lead to negative consequences, and Jack has a message for our more annoying listeners.
Dec 16, 2019
The Cheese Touch
00:37:29
Hour 3 of A&G features our reaction to the surprising and disturbing decision regarding Boise's ticketing of the homeless. Plus, Trump is cheered, and some cadets use the A-OK sign...and more!
Dec 16, 2019
Stabbed or Shot
00:37:24
Hour 2 of A&G features audio from James Comey's appearance on Fox News, explaining away the issues behind the FISA warrants. Plus, Marshall's news features a Dem debate in peril, as well as some primo gaming advice from PS.
Dec 16, 2019
Too Much Socializing
00:37:28
Hour 1 of the Monday edition of Armstrong & Getty includes Positive Sean's very social weekend, Marshall's intriguing possibilities, Joe's Mailbag, our headlines (1st take) and a prime example of The Super Guilty!
Dec 16, 2019
A Rational Mind at War
00:37:49
Hour 4 of A&G features the kind of frivolity that you've come to expect on a Friday, with a few thoughtful items thrown in for good measure.
Dec 13, 2019
Come out of the Closet
00:37:58
Hour 3 of A&G includes Jack's declaration to everyone about holiday work parties! Plus, Lanhee Chen joins Jack & Joe to talk about why democracies can't handle the idea of a failed war. And, Bernie and secret hotel cameras.
Dec 13, 2019
We Need Some Psychoanalysis
00:38:00
Hour 2 of A&G features more on the WaPo series on the Afghanistan War, including correspondence from some of those who've served. Plus, Marshall reviews the impeachment hearings and Joe has details on the startling trend of massive retail theft.
Dec 13, 2019
Gain Weight, Stress Out, Lose Money
00:37:45
Hour 1 of Armstrong & Getty features a review of our holiday work party--and MichaelAngelo's shirt! Plus, we look back at the week that was, with C.O.W.--Clips of the Week. Marshall brings us the latest on the impeachment scuffle and a holiday lament.
Dec 13, 2019
Some Spare Oxy
00:37:58
Hour 4 of A&G includes trial attorney Positive Sean with evidence proving (??) that Stevie Wonder is in-fact--not blind! Plus, the Afghan Papers--corruption on a massive scale, Joe responds to criticism regarding Greta Thunberg and a ploy for getting out of the company party!
Dec 12, 2019
A Degree of Incompetence.
00:38:00
Hour 3 of A&G features Jack's list of google searches, Joe's list of stories that other journalists wished they're written, Marshall talks about his mail being searched and more!
Dec 12, 2019
Throne Sniffers
00:37:58
Hour 2 of A&G features a new poll on the stress brought-on by politics, some astute words from Charlie Hurt, the failures detailed by the IG Report and what are your plans for conquering your debt?
Dec 12, 2019
They're Expecting Yoooouuuuu!
00:38:04
Hour 1 of the Thursday edition of Armstrong & Getty includes Jack Holiday Eating Habits, Joe's Mailbag, MichaelAngelo's new sensation, Positive Sean's cultural immersion, and The Bum Boat!
Dec 12, 2019
Keep A Tight Watch
00:37:51
Hour 4 of A&G features highlights from today's hearing regarding the review of the Russia Probe, and the media's lack of coverage. Marshall has our headlines, and as always there's the Petering Out & Final Thoughts.
Dec 11, 2019
Is That All There Is?
00:37:58
Hour 3 of A&G features a coked up sweater, walling off porn, FBI bias, questions about why the media isn't covering the DOJ IG hearing and Jack wonders if anything really matters anymore!
Dec 11, 2019
Be the Master
00:38:00
Hour 2 of A&G features our examination of Matt Taibbi's takedown of the media following the release of the IG Report. Plus, Marshall has headlines and we'll look at the latest installment of the WaPo Afghanistan Papers.
Dec 11, 2019
It's a Craze!!
00:38:00
Hour 1 of the Wednesday edition of Armstrong & Getty features "they", a found cat, robo calls, a man without a guitar, Time's Person of the Year and what the bad kids are doing in 4th grade.
Dec 11, 2019
Bag Lady Behavior
00:38:00
Hour 4 of A&G features Joe's rant on college campus violence. Plus, when did the grocery bag replace the briefcase? Marshall has our headlines and bring excellence to The Petering Out.
Dec 10, 2019
Socks & Sandals & Chardonnay
00:37:58
Hour 3 of A&G features a loving listener response to Marshall's retirement plans. Plus, we introduce a new product, a cologne titled "Sniff of Hillary". Marsh has our headlines and we jam-in a parliamentary Point of Order!
Dec 10, 2019
Cognitive Dissonance
00:38:01
Hour 2 of A&G Features guest Mike Lyons (CBS Military Analyst) on both the Afghanistan Papers and the Pensacola Air Station Attack. Plus, why Positive Sean eats Donettes and why we're junkies for Chinese money.
Dec 10, 2019
Like It Or Not
00:37:56
Hour 1 of the Tuesday edition of Armstrong & Getty features the Impeachment Announcement--with appropriate mocking & ridicule! Plus, an abbreviated Mailbag, Marshall's Headlines a list of Time's Person of the Year nominees!
Dec 10, 2019
Good Luck, Marvin
00:37:59
Hour 4 of A&G features Joe Getty's expert analysis of the violent epidemic that has spread across college campuses in the U.S. Plus, how to eat Chicago Deep Dish Pizza, the Pensacola Shooting, Marshall has the latest on impeachment and there's a special Final Thoughts!
Dec 09, 2019
I Like Slurs!
00:37:55
Hour 3 of A&G features Joe Getty's shocking proclamation. Plus, WaPo reporter Craig Whitlock details the Afghanistan Papers. Marshall has news and more!
Dec 09, 2019
The End of An Era
00:37:51
Hour 2 of A&G features the latest on impeachment, twerking on SNL and a very special announcement from our esteemed newsman, Marshall Phillips
Dec 09, 2019
Anger Over Afghanistan
00:38:02
Hour 1 of the Monday edition of Armstrong & Getty features our initial thoughts on the stunning WaPo story "Afghanistan Papers". Plus, Marshall is dating and we give our WFFS totals.
Dec 09, 2019
WFFS Finale!
00:38:04
Hour 4 of A&G features the final hour of our 2019 Warrior Foundation Radiothon. Donate now, ArmstrongAndGetty.com
Dec 06, 2019
Violins and Trombones
00:38:06
Hour 3 of A&G features our Annual Warrior Foundation Freedom Station Radiothon. Donate now, ArmstrongAndGetty.com
Dec 06, 2019
Whales! We Have Whales!
00:38:06
Hour 2 of A&G features our on-going Warrior Foundation Freedom Station Radiothon. Donate now...ArmstrongAndGetty.com
Dec 06, 2019
Warrior Foundation Freedom Station Radiothon Finale
00:38:09
Hour 1 of the Friday edition of Armstrong & Getty features the finale of our 2019 Warrior Foundation Freedom Station Radiothon!
Dec 06, 2019
Support Our Vets!
00:38:00
Hour 4 of A&G continues with more of our annual Warrior Foundation Freedom Station Radiothon. Donate now. ArmstrongAndGetty.com
Dec 05, 2019
Their Sacrifice, Your Duty!
00:38:00
Hour 3 of A&G features our Warrior Foundation Freedom Station Radiothon, including the reason why we support WFFS. Retired Navy Petty Officer Chris Luna joins Jack & Joe to talk about his transition from the military to UC San Diego student.
Dec 05, 2019
Support Our Injured Warriors
00:37:57
Hour 2 of A&G features Thursday's duty to support our injured warriors through our annual Warrior Foundation Freedom Station Radiothon. Donate now! ArmstrongAndGetty.com
Dec 05, 2019
Big Time Push
00:38:02
Hour 1 of The Thursday Armstrong & Getty Show features a big-time push to reach our Warrior Foundation Freedom Station goal of $500,000. Donate now! ArmstrongAndGetty.com
Dec 05, 2019
Donate Now!!!
00:38:07
Hour 4 of A&G features more from top-shelf broadcasting greatness--including more from the Turley testimony and our Warrior Foundation Radiothon! ArmstrongAndGetty.com
Dec 04, 2019
The Human Impulse
00:38:05
Hour 3 of A&G features more of our annual Warrior Foundation Freedom Station Radiothon. Plus, Italians hating the French, the Turley testimony, funny donor names and the value of the constitution.
Dec 04, 2019
Jivey Presidents
00:38:07
Hour 2 of A&G features the reason why Kamala Harris' campaign failed. Plus, Marshall has headlines, we have some hatred for the French and retired U.S. Navy Corpsman Josue Barron joins Jack & Joe to talk about Warrior Foundation Freedom Station!
Dec 04, 2019
Great Human Beings
00:38:07
Hour 1 of the Wednesday edition of Armstrong & Getty follows the big announcement (??) about Kamala Harris' withdrawal from the 2020 race. More importantly, we re-start our Warrior Foundation Freedom Station Radiothon. Donate now--ArmstrongandGetty.com
Dec 04, 2019
Judgemental Gum Chewer.
00:38:02
Hour 4 of A&G features the crossing of a major Warrior Foundation threshold. Plus, we learn that Joe is a judgemental gum chewer. Marshall brings us our headlines and there's Final Thoughts!
Dec 03, 2019
A Burnt Grundle
00:38:02
Hour 3 of A&G once again features our Warrior Foundation Freedom Station Radiothon. Plus, there's a disturbing new trend being embraced by some folks. We talk to the new leader of Warrior Foundation Freedom Station--Col. Greg Martin and more!
Dec 03, 2019
Unique & Beautiful
00:38:04
Hour 2 of A&G features more of effort to support Warrior Foundation Freedom Station. Donate now! ArmstrongAndGetty.com
Dec 03, 2019
A Sweaty Royal
00:38:08
Hour 1 of the Tuesday edition of Armstrong & Getty kicks off day 2 of our Warrior Foundation Freedom Station Radiothon. Donate now ArmstrongAndGetty.com
Dec 03, 2019
Turned Jelly
00:37:29
Hour 4 of A&G features jelly as a main dish? Plus, retired Navy Corpsman Junior Rodriquez joins Jack & Joe to talk about our Warrior Foundation/Freedom Station Radiothon. And, Marshall has his headlines, we'll examine the weirdness of the 70's...and Final Thoughts!
Dec 02, 2019
The Turkey Problem
00:37:30
Hour 3 of A&G includes a review of The Irishman, Congressman Tom McClintock talks to Jack & Joe about the upcoming House Judiciary hearing on impeachment. Plus, Jack details the problem with Turkey and more!
Dec 02, 2019
Liberated Bowels
00:37:32
Hour Two of A&G features Joe's account of his post-surgery experience! Plus, Sandy from the Warrior Foundation/Freedom Station joins Jack & Joe to help launch the WF/FS Radiothon! Plus, more weird Joe Biden and his hairy legs!
Dec 02, 2019
A Turkey-Stuffed Show
00:37:20
Hour One of the Post-Thanksgiving edition of Armstrong & Getty features a complete review of the crews holiday, Joe's mailbag, Marshall's headlines and more!
Dec 02, 2019
Best of Armstrong & Getty Friday Four
00:37:37
Hour Four of The Best of Armstrong & Getty, Friday November 29, 2019.
Nov 29, 2019
Best of Armstrong & Getty Friday Three
00:37:24
Hour Three of The Best of Armstrong & Getty, Friday November 29, 2019.
Nov 29, 2019
Best of Armstrong & Getty Friday Two
00:36:17
Hour Two of The Best of Armstrong & Getty, Friday November 29, 2019.
Nov 29, 2019
Best of Armstrong & Getty Friday One
00:37:43
Hour One of The Best of Armstrong & Getty, Friday November 29, 2019.
Nov 29, 2019
Best of Armstrong & Getty Thanksgiving Four
00:37:20
Hour Four of the Thanksgiving edition of The Best of Armstrong & Getty!
Nov 28, 2019
Best of Armstrong & Getty Thanksgiving Three
00:37:01
Hour Three of the Thanksgiving edition of The Best of Armstrong & Getty!
Nov 28, 2019
Best of Armstrong & Getty Thanksgiving Two
00:37:11
Hour Two of the Thanksgiving edition of The Best of Armstrong & Getty!
Nov 28, 2019
Best of Armstrong & Getty Thanksgiving One
00:37:12
Hour One of the Thanksgiving edition of The Best of Armstrong & Getty!
Nov 28, 2019
Best of Armstrong & Getty Four
00:36:38
Hour 4 of the Best of Armstrong & Getty, Wednesday Nov. 27 2019...featuring highlights from our podcast, One More Thing!
Nov 27, 2019
Best of Armstrong & Getty Wednesday Three
00:36:00
Hour 3 of the Best of Armstrong & Getty, Wednesday Nov. 27 2019...featuring highlights from our podcast, One More Thing!
Nov 27, 2019
Best of Armstrong & Getty Wednesday Two
00:36:47
Hour 2 of the Best of Armstrong & Getty, Wednesday Nov. 27, 2019...featuring highlights from our podcast, One More Thing!
Nov 27, 2019
The Best of Armstrong & Getty Wed One
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Hour 1 of the Best of Armstrong & Getty, Wednesday Nov. 27, 2019...featuring highlights from our podcast, One More Thing!
Nov 27, 2019
Let's Preach Personal Responsibility
00:37:34
Hour 4 of A&G features none-other than Craig the Healthcare Guru on the current-and-future state of your healthcare coverage. Plus, we check-in with Marshall and Joe Getty returns to enjoy the 82-yr old granny and her intruder beat down.
Nov 26, 2019
Off the Yam Yams!
00:37:32
Hour 3 of A&G features the turning of the impeachment tide, an excellent holiday video game tutorial for parents, courtesy of Positive Sean. Plus, we welcome back the post-surgery Joe Getty!!
Nov 26, 2019
An Inside Job?
00:37:30
Hour 2 of A&G features Jack's Top 10 List of Holiday Guest No-No's. Plus, The Washington Examiner's David Drucker takes a break from drunken tweeting to talk to us about impeachment. And, Marshall Phillips has the amazing German Heist story!
Nov 26, 2019
Turkey or Ham
00:37:30
Hour 1 of A&G features a solo Jack (along with Positive Sean, Marshall Phillips and MichaelAngelo) going through the day's news...and the 82 yr old weightlifter who dispatched an intruder!
Nov 26, 2019
Intellectual Honesty
00:37:32
Hour 4 of A&G features a bit of backwards polling, an explanation on how well we sleep at night, Marshall has his headlines and Jack talks about his cancer diagnosis--and how many doctors avoid delivering the bad news.
Nov 25, 2019
Ideological Imperialism
00:37:25
Hour 3 of A&G features author Mark Halperin on politics, specifically the value of the Iowa Caucuses and significance of Bloomberg on the race. Plus, confusion regarding Rudy's "insurance" and Sasha Baron Cohen indicts the Silicon 6.
Nov 25, 2019
I Can Pay the Bills!
00:37:28
Hour 2 of A&G features Womxn and Latinx (??), plus the latest on the Prince Andrew debacle, Rudy explains his insurance and a Dem demonstrates a Feat of Strength!
Nov 25, 2019
Full On Bacon
00:37:30
Hour 1 of the Monday edition of Armstrong & Getty features a Solo Jack, and MichaelAngelo's daunting trip to his local warehouse store, Positive Sean's correction, Marshall's addiction, Rudy's insurance and why Jack admires the new CyberTruck!
Nov 25, 2019
A Little Iffy
00:37:34
Hour 4 of A&G bravely forges on, in spite of an absent Joe. Listen as Jack completely melts down, leading to tears from Positive Sean & MichaelAngelo. Meanwhile, oblivious, Marshall handles the news. Plus, there's the Petering Out & Final Thoughts
Nov 22, 2019
Read it Later
00:37:31
Hour 3 of A&G features some top-notch speculation on the death of Jeffrey Epstein, the WaPo's Devlin Barrett updates us on the Justice Department investigations into the FBI, we have some details about Joe's surgery and 2020 Presidential Candidate wealth
Nov 22, 2019
Figure Out the Truth
00:37:30
Hour 2 of A&G features guest Gary Dietrich who talks to Jack about all-things-election. Plus, we talk about a non-family Thanksgiving and the anniversary of the death of JFK.
Nov 22, 2019
Now, More Self-Centered!
00:37:27
Hour 1 of A&G features a Dolly Parton Bug, an embarrassing revelation, a CyberTruck, a self-centered rapper and more!
Nov 22, 2019
My Side is America
00:37:29
Hour 4 of A&G features an open question about being honest, versus cashing-in. Plus, how to know if your eyes are seated to tightly, Tulsi and Kamala battle, and Mayor Pete handles all comers!
Nov 21, 2019
The Worst Metaphor Ever!
00:37:32
Hour 3 of A&G features some gaffes from last night's Dem Debate, the racist Syracuse Manifesto, a little impeachment talk, Marshall's news, Yang's statement and Trump Notes Music!
Nov 21, 2019
Santa Clause Promises
00:37:31
Hour 2 of A&G features our analysis of the latest Dem Debate, Joe talks about his upcoming modification and Marshall has the latest on Fiona Hill's testimony.
Nov 21, 2019
Just Keep Punching!
00:37:26
Hour 1 of the Thursday edition of A&G features a doddering old man, a Death Pool winner, Trump Notes--Ramones style, and a serial pie eater.
Nov 21, 2019
A Trip to the White House
00:37:29
Hour 4 of A&G features more from the Sondland testimony, the value of a sitcom hottie, very important latin phrase and Ken Starr is trending for the wrong reasons.
Nov 20, 2019
Sucked Into the Vortex
00:37:26
Hour 3 of A&G features the latest on the Sondland hearing, Jack kicks his own butt, Marshall's news and conspiracy theories galore!
Nov 20, 2019
Quid Pro No Surprise
00:37:32
Hour 2 of A&G features a moment from Ambassador Sondland Congressional testimony, a touch of Mayor Pete, Marshall's headlines, an Uncle Trump coin is pulled from PS ear and a really bad guess by MichaelAngelo.
Nov 20, 2019
Happy Birthday, Mister Vice President!
00:37:28
Hour 1 of the Wednesday edition of Armstrong & Getty features diet management, Rhodes Scholar racism, a very special Happy Birthday idea for Joe Biden's opponents and a fun glue story from Jack!!
Nov 20, 2019
We Did Some Good Today
00:37:27
Hour 4 of A&G features more mis-sent Romantic Texts, including a Nightmare Alert!!! Plus, Bernie Sanders further solidifies his Kook status, Hong Kong violence goes next-next-next thug level. Marshall has news and Eric Swalwell's gastrointestinal distress worsens by many degrees.
Nov 19, 2019
Coworker Cuddlebug
00:37:29
Hour 3 of A&G features a special love note to Jack...from Joe (!!) followed by some loving examples of texts gone wrong! Plus, the Kardashians kash-in and Jim Jordan has his moment during the hearing
Nov 19, 2019
Political Sandwich
00:37:25
Hour 2 of A&G features the new heat on Mayor Pete as ascends in the 2020 race. Marshall has a hearing update and we eat a political sandwich!
Nov 19, 2019
Lift & Pause
00:37:24
Hour 1 of the Tuesday edition of Armstrong & Getty features a near death experience, a celebration of a broadcasting great, and most importantly--flatulence. Congressional Flatulence.
Nov 19, 2019
Sit There And Answer
00:37:35
Hour 4 of A&G includes the latest on the mass detentions of Muslims in China and the latest on Hong Kong's violent protests. Plus, Joe brings us the wonderful Goop, Nancy Pelosi's attitude and Prince Andrew's weird BBC interview.
Nov 18, 2019
An Acquired Taste
00:37:33
Hour 3 of A&G features more scintillating radio goodness, including some South Park humor, a sure-fire way to take down ISIS.
Nov 18, 2019
She's Had Work
00:37:29
Hour 2 of A&G features a bit of Google Power. Plus, Speaker Pelosi dictates the terms of an interview, Prince Andrew doesn't sweat and more!
Nov 18, 2019
Are You Gonna Be Cool?
00:37:28
Hour 1 of the Monday Edition of Armstrong & Getty features musing from the minds of the A&G Crew, Joe's bursting Mailbag, Marshall's headlines and Colin Kapernick's controversial workout.
Nov 18, 2019
Beast Mode
00:37:31
Hour 4 of A&G is a glorious radio experience, featuring more from Mark Halperin, C.O.W. Marshall's news and Final Thoughts!
Nov 15, 2019
A Rabid Dog
00:37:32
Hour 3 of A&G features a review the morning's Yovanovitch hearing, Joe details the shocking background of SF's new DA. Plus, North Korea rips Joe Biden and Lanhee Chen joins us for his top-notch 2020 punditry!
Nov 15, 2019
They Voted For a Marxist Attorney
00:37:29
Hour 2 of A&G features highlights from our Extra Large Mark Halperin podcast on the 2020 Race. Plus, Joe intends to seek the rights to the swimming cows story, Trump rallies, and the new SF DA is a fan of street poopin'!
Nov 15, 2019
Hey There Esther!
00:37:31
Hour 1 of the Friday Edition of Armstrong & Getty includes our weekend feature "C.O.W." (clips of the week", plus, Joe's Mailbag, Marshall's news and Jack offers an f-bomb--find out to whom!!!
Nov 15, 2019
Neck Punch
00:37:30
Hour 4 of A&G features our own extinction and the discovery of a Nazi planet. Plus, find out how Jack would use a time machine and learn about SF's new DA!
Nov 14, 2019
Call Him a D
00:37:30
Hour 3 of A&G features some sloppy foreign policy, reasons why Joe dislikes Wolf Blitzer, Marshall has headlines and more!
Nov 14, 2019
A Bong Load of Perspective
00:37:23
Hour 2 of A&G includes a recap of yesterday's impeachment festivities. Plus, your FB app may have been turning on your camera. And, a bong full of perspective on a the stories of the day!
Nov 14, 2019
Cup O' Shame
00:37:25
Hour 1 of the Thursday Edition of Armstrong & Getty features cake testing, excessive pastry consumption, thoughts on Jim Jordan and more!
Nov 14, 2019
The (not) Impeachment Hearings
00:37:27
Hour 4 of A&G features more analysis of the (not) impeachment hearings while they're in progress, including testimony from George Kent, senior State Department official in charge of Ukraine policy.
Nov 13, 2019
Attacked with The Hot Stuff
00:37:24
Hour 3 of A&G features a gruesome West Coast Bum Explosion story that will disgust you. We dive-in to the Impeachment Hearing, where Rudy is ooching around the Ukraine...and the media is pretending to care about that country's well-being.
Nov 13, 2019
Pretty, Pretty Gov!
00:37:29
Hour 2 of A&G begins with the damning WaPo story about PG&E's campaign donations to CA Governor Gavin Newsom and his family. We'll weave-in-and-out of the Hearings in DC and finally land on a "major" 2020 announcement!!
Nov 13, 2019
Breathless Coverage!!
00:37:30
Hour 1 of the Tuesday edition of Armstrong & Getty includes our game plan for coverage of the Impeachment Hearing. Plus, MichaelAngelo reveals his Thanksgiving wardrobe, Positive Sean reveals cat fur, Marshall reveals a lawbreaker and many, many other revelations!
Nov 13, 2019
If You Know It, And I Know It...
00:37:33
Hour 4 of A&G features the WaPo report on Gavin Newsom, his family and their relationship with campaign donations from PG&E. Plus, A&G Text Line responses on the Dr. Google...and more!!
Nov 12, 2019
Gotta Snuff This Stuff Out!
00:37:30
Hour 3 of A&G features the turn-around taking place within the VA. Plus, there's an internal debate about the value of cloud knowledge. Plus, a major school of journalism apologizes...for doing journalism.
Nov 12, 2019
Sites and Bots
00:37:30
Hour 2 of A&G includes some Dem hypocrisy on the Ukraine story, the dangers of self-diagnosis, Tulsi's legal move on Hillary and what to avoid during Holiday Dinners.
Nov 12, 2019
The National Nightmare Is Upon Us!!!
00:37:29
Hour 1 of the Impeachment Eve broadcast of Armstrong & Getty features a revelation about Positive Sean's cat (s), a near-death experience and the reason why Michael Bloomberg's presidential aspirations are doomed...truly doomed.
Nov 12, 2019
More True Diversity
00:37:32
Hour 4 of A&G features more top-quality radio entertainment, in podcast form! Listen Now, wouldya!
Nov 11, 2019
Airplane Mode
00:37:18
Hour 3 of A&G features the excitement over the slew of new streaming options, Nikki Haley's comments about subverting the Trump Administration, and an excellent listener email about the value of serving in the US Military.
Nov 11, 2019
Full Beaver Moon
00:37:29
Hour 2 of A&G features yet another new moon, a quick impeachment inquiry update, yet another nauseating Hillary scare, Bill Maher's take on Free Speech, and a great Veterans Day discussion with Mike Lyons about those who have served our country!
Nov 11, 2019
Free Chardonnay
00:37:26
Hour 1 of the Veterans Day broadcast of Armstrong & Getty includes an absolutely horrible story about a bathroom emergency! Plus, public recognition, Marshall's charm and some news you can use!
Nov 11, 2019
Someone Should Stay Behind??!!
00:37:29
Hour 4 of A&G features a special Tear Down that Wall edition of C.O.W. Plus, how one inmate attempted to use the Jon Snow defense. Marshall has our headlines and we consider a list of the Wisest Sayings!
Nov 08, 2019
The All Star Break
00:37:28
Hour 3 of A&G features a study on NBA players and their performance--mixed with strip clubs! Plus, Lanhee Chen talks about bad polls and Michael Bloomberg and Jack talks about the joys of riding his BMX bike!
Nov 08, 2019
DLD and Poopin' Pete
00:37:28
Hour 2 of A&G features the specific moment when the greedheads come out of the woodwork. Plus, Joe confirms that he'll support restrictions on Free Speech--for one single reason. And, pies. Delicious pies.
Nov 08, 2019
Christian Genius Billionaire.
00:37:25
Hour 1 of the Friday edition of Armstrong & Getty includes all of end of the week frivolity that you've come to expect! Plus more! And Even More!
Nov 08, 2019
Get Better Soon!
00:37:32
Hour 4 of A&G includes an analysis of the widely held expressed disbelief about Elizabeth Warren's healthcare plan. Plus, a transgender man faces the realities of dating. And, Joe talks about why greeting card messages are utterly useless when it comes to solving the West Coast Bum Explosion
Nov 07, 2019
Great Political Take-Down
00:37:25
Hour 3 of A&G features your Secret Score, highlights from President Trump's Louisiana Rally and a little news you can use!
Nov 07, 2019
Choking Out Puppies
00:37:30
Hour 2 of A&G features a study about how folks define a fulfilling life. Plus, The Washington Examiner's David Drucker joins the show to talk about the mood in the Senate on impeachment. And, influencers in the Trader Joe's orbit and a common mistake regarding al-Baghdadi's "wife'.
Nov 07, 2019
Soaked With Fraud
00:37:26
Hour 1 of the Thursday edition of Armstrong & Getty begins with Senator Kennedy's joke about House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, then veers into turkey-land with Marshall then settles on charades.
Nov 07, 2019
Car Insurance???
00:37:28
Hour 4 of A&G features the childish response Candidate Warren gave when regarding job loss due her healthcare plan. Plus, Jack has a study about lying for sex. Marshall has our headlines and more!
Nov 06, 2019
Find Someone to Love
00:37:29
Hour 3 of A&G includes the question--why do kids today lack empathy? Plus, Jack has advice for those who too closely follow local political races. And, we cross multiple work-place boundaries because Mickey D's CEo just walked with a $70 million golden parachute!
Nov 06, 2019
Scarcity, Reward, Satisfaction
00:37:29
Hour 2 of A&G features Joe's take on impeachment, Jack ponders the notion of national narratives being derived from local races, fat states/skinny states and more!
Nov 06, 2019
Truth Slippage
00:37:30
Hour 1 of the Wednesday edition of Armstrong & Getty features a tribute to National Sax Day, a top-quality Marshall Kicking, F.A.G. submitted rules for the next Campaign Death Pool, and just a little tiny bit of death and despair to round-out the hour.
Nov 06, 2019
The Super Dumb!
00:37:31
Hour 4 of A&G features a complete slate of stories and perspective that you should not miss!
Nov 05, 2019
Not Stacked With Angels
00:37:26
Hour 3 of A&G features long-time F.A.G. Tim "The Lawyer" Sandefur for an extended 3-segment in-studio visit!
Nov 05, 2019
If You’re Explaining, You’re Losing
00:37:31
Hour 2 of A&G features Professor Jack's explanation of income inequality (and student Joe's review of his seminar). Plus, Kevin Harlan's masterful play-by-play featuring a black cat and Joe has a Texas (!) Bum Explosion Update
Nov 05, 2019
A Fine Little Blow
00:37:29
Hour 1 of the Tuesday edition of Armstrong & Getty features MichaelAngelo's wedding update, a McConaughey-happening, Marshall's headlines and Willie Brown's op-ed on impeachment.
Nov 05, 2019
A Great First Blush Candidate
00:37:27
Hour 4 of A&G includes the weak sauce known as Beto! Plus, will NIMBY's derail Apple's housing plan. Willie Brown writes an honest portrayal of the impeachment push and MichaelAngelo earns a severe scolding!
Nov 04, 2019
Get Grandstandy or Bail!
00:37:32
Hour 3 of A&G includes the theory of Performative Politics. Plus, even more New Polls and a re-examination of the 40 hr work week.
Nov 04, 2019
That Didn't Happen!
00:37:28
Hour 2 of A&G features the latest polls (which polls? All of them). Plus, the value of Joe Biden's Old Man's Stories, Warren's weakness and Jack offers the worst story of the week/month/year.
Nov 04, 2019
Drink or Crack
00:37:28
Hour 1 of the Monday edition of Armstrong & Getty features the question: Massage or no massage? Plus, Positive Sean's bumper sticker slogan and the evolution of our personalities.
Nov 04, 2019
Not Your Costume!
00:37:30
Hour 4 of A&G includes free Wi-Fi at the ol' public park--so bums can watch porn! Plus, a fresh C.O.W., Marshall's news and the College Halloween Costume Guide
Nov 01, 2019
Spoiling the Annoucement
00:37:30
Hour 3 of A&G features the Aaron Sorkin letter to Mark Zuckerberg, injected nipples, throwing a punch for the children and Lanhee Chen talks about how Dems should respond to Elizabeth Warren's zillion $ healthcare plan!
Nov 01, 2019
Sorry, I Was A Jerk
00:37:29
Hour 2 of A&G features some impeachment talk, Dave Letterman's admission, Marshall's headlines and we have the story about how we may use a weather weapon!
Nov 01, 2019
Intentional Kidney Abuse
00:37:30
Hour 1 of the Friday edition of Armstrong & Getty has your typical end of week news, views & 'tude, featuring C.O.W., Mailbag, Marshall's Headlines--all powered by Halloween goodies!
Nov 01, 2019
There Was a Season
00:37:14
Hour 4 of A&G features a crying nominee, the headache of writing, the changing rhythms of American life and more from Charming Redneck Theater!
Oct 31, 2019
Art for Crime's Sake
00:37:27
Hour 3 of A&G features new details on the al-Baghdadi raid. Plus, a new program allows low-level law breakers to do their time in a unique way.
Oct 31, 2019
Pie-Yah!
00:37:32
Hour 2 of A&G features the World Series! Plus, Jack arrives after spending the wee hours in ER. Marshall has the top Dead Celeb Earners and we have a new installment of Colorful Hick Theater
Oct 31, 2019
Good Ol' Dad Jokes
00:37:28
Hour 1 of the Thursday Edition of Armstrong & Getty includes our annual Halloween Costume Contest! Plus, Mailbag, Headlines and Impeachment!!
Oct 31, 2019
Drug Store Sushi
00:37:29
Hour 4 of A&G includes new details on the al-Baghdadi mole. Joe talks about the horrid op-ed that questions the value of free speech, Jack reveals that he doesn't understand stores, and find out why we placed this hour into a time capsule!
Oct 30, 2019
Protecting The Outhouse
00:37:29
Hour 3 of A&G features a woke take-down by Barack Obama. Jack has some halloween traditions from around-the-world, the origens of witch hunts and more!
Oct 30, 2019
Joe’s Equilibrium Collapse
00:37:29
Hour 2 of A&G features one of the most loathsome op-eds ever penned. Plus, the mole who brought down al-Baghdadi had a good reason to flip. We have today's headlines and more!
Oct 30, 2019
Impeachment Light
00:37:34
Hour 1 of the Wednesday edition of Armstrong & Getty features roughly a million people without power in CA. Plus, a correction on the phrase "impeachment inquiry". And there's some new tech being used to monitor your kids bathroom breaks!
Oct 30, 2019
Whippin' Ya Up
00:37:32
Hour 4 of A&G features more on the Taibbi article, a bad idea for keeping kids off porn, guilty underwear and the Petering Out!
Oct 29, 2019
Reinforced Bubbles
00:37:29
Hour 3 of A&G features the details of Matt Taibbi's RS story about the failures of the news media. We ask the question, can you tell your spouse, "you're fat"? Marshall has headlines and fat-talk continues.
Oct 29, 2019
Can You Use the Same Hole?
00:37:31
Hour 2 of A&G includes what Ken Starr says impeachment, Joe portrays the ISIS mole, we learn about "deadnaming" and Jack updates his son's treatment, including the horrifying "cord trip".
Oct 29, 2019
By His Tighty Whities
00:37:26
Hour 1 of the Tuesday edition of The Armstrong & Getty Show features the tighty whitey takedown. Plus, there's the Katie HIll apology and cop who was told he was too gay..and may walk away with millions.
Oct 29, 2019
Dog Eat Dog Capitalism?
00:37:33
Hour 4 of A&G features the dishonest portrayal of the CA's power outage debacle. Plus, Twitter is helping rectify the WaPo's poor choice regarding their al-Baghdadi obit. Marshall has headlines and more!
Oct 28, 2019
Sitting In The Dark, On Fire
00:37:29
Hour 3 of A&G includes some top-shelf double-talk by one of the nation's leading Dems, an update on the Katie HIll saga and the latest on the wildfires burning in both Northern & Southern Cal. Plus--not to be missed--Joe's heartwarming tale about talking-down a dude on a bad trip!
Oct 28, 2019
Like Art...But Twisted
00:37:32
Hour 2 of A&G features a new poll that shows how schitzo we've become on the notion of partisanship. Plus, the fine art of Al Sharpton, a new way to say the alphabet and how everything is racist.
Oct 28, 2019
Resist We Much
00:37:24
Hour 1 of the Monday edition of Armstrong & Getty features the end of Al Baghdadi, Al Sharpton's inspirational words and more!
Oct 28, 2019
Oh, To Be 20 Again!
00:37:35
Hour 4 of A&G features the many affairs of JFK, some nazi bong hits, our resident hippie delivers the news and Jack offers a special salute to youth!!
Oct 25, 2019
Goodbye Jazz Hands
00:37:25
Hour 3 of A&G features a celeb who's now out of prison! Plus, your silence has been approved, and Lanhee Chen has a spooky take on the current state of the 2020 Dem campaign.
Oct 25, 2019
They're Black Pumpkins, Idiots!
00:37:29
Hour 2 of A&G includes the even crazier details of the Katie Hill story. Plus, candidates explore the far reaches of the pandering universe. And, black pumpkins cause an uproar!
Oct 25, 2019
It Became Too Despicable
00:37:30
Hour 1 of A&G features a new criminal probe, sleep deprivation, The Teapot Dome Scandal, the West Coast Bum Explosion takes down a bar and a park.
Oct 25, 2019
The Old Hippies Are Dead
00:37:32
Hour 4 of A&G features the one-and-only Michael Savage, who shared his story about flying on Air Force One. Plus, the crew considers visiting the scariest Haunted House and Joe commandeers a departed student’s locker!
Oct 24, 2019
Squashing Dissent
00:37:32
Hour 3 of A&G features a survey of college students regarding free speech, AOC takes on Zuck and we revisit the conversation with FB staff about censorship.
Oct 24, 2019
Butt Naked or Buck Naked
00:37:28
Hour 2 of A&G features more on the tragic gender identity story from Texas. Plus, there's an update on the Throuple story and Jack wants to scare you with his thoughts on self-driving cars.
Oct 24, 2019
Machinations of Yahoos
00:37:27
Hour 1 of the Thursday Edition includes a wedding venue update, a haircut compliment, an explanation of unnecessary term, and the debut of Dan the 4-DAy F.A.G.
Oct 24, 2019
Who's More Important?
00:37:25
Hour 4 of A&G features some former Bernie staffer hate. Plus, BART director Debora Allen re-joins the show following ACLU backlash. And, do we really make any choices?
Oct 23, 2019
Do Not Tease Me!!!
00:37:32
Hour 3 of A&G features some grade-A hypocrite politicians, threats of Hillary running in 2020 and more!
Oct 23, 2019
Slurping Fruit
00:37:29
Hour 2 of A&G includes your standard sex change operations for illegal immigrants. Plus, we learn that what will drive Jack from the room. And, a CA Congresswoman is involved in a throuple?
Oct 23, 2019
The Real Issue Is...
00:37:29
Hour 1 of the Wednesday edition of Armstrong & Getty features a bare butt on a hotel room chair, a Dad joke, an impeachment bombshell (??) and lynching montage that proves how hypocrites rule in DC.
Oct 23, 2019
Dying on the Inside
00:37:30
Hour 4 of A&G features an impeachment update, the mixing of free speech and public transportation, why Jack is dying on the inside and why one family is being torn apart.
Oct 22, 2019
Gum is My Straight Razor
00:37:29
Hour 3 of A&G features the Supreme Court's examination of one of Elizabeth Warren's signature efforts. Plus, the top rules adults have broken. And, Bernie blasts Hillary and a few thoughts on the West Coast Bum Explosion!
Oct 22, 2019
An Easy Smear?
00:37:31
Hour 2 of A&G includes a completely different take on the Russian Asset story, courtesy of Rolling Stone columnist Matt Tiabbi. Plus, we have the today's biggest headlines and a fine example of stupidity on the part of school administrators.
Oct 22, 2019
Are You Homeless???
00:37:27
Hour 1 of A&G features Hillary Clinton's wild claim about Tulsi Gabbard, Marshall's woeful habit of taking too many samples, the latest headlines and a surprising finding about the composition of our 2 main political parties.
Oct 22, 2019
A Crackpot Simpleton…
00:37:30
Hour 4 of A&G includes an unfortunate reference to AOC that nearly causes Joe's death. Plus, how Critical Race Theory may take us all down. Having recovered, Joe coins a new phrase--Adult-olescence--find out why!
Oct 21, 2019
Too Much Cutesy
00:37:28
Hour 3 of A&G features the failures of online influencers, and Jack's threat to pose topless. Plus, our changing relationship with Network News and the most rat infested cities in America.
Oct 21, 2019
A Big Push
00:37:29
Hour 2 of A&G features the rise of fentanyl--is China trying to kill us? Plus, why the big beltway story is big nothing burger. Marshall has headlines and there are questions about the Marine Corps' mission.
Oct 21, 2019
An Off-Putting Old Bag
00:37:30
Hour 1 of the Monday Edition of A&G features a rejected Mitt Romney twitter burner account names, a slow check-out lady, butter beef teasing, a double-play, and HIllary's bizarre Russian asset claim.
Oct 21, 2019
Making The Pivot
00:37:30
Hour 3 of A&G features Ian Bremmer on Trump, Turkey & Lebron! Plus, Lanhee Chen talks about he collision of politics and foreign policy
Oct 18, 2019
Earning Your Spurs
00:37:32
Hour 2 of A&G includes some jokes--from Gen. Mattis. Plus, why your kids should avoid the mono-sport approach, why blue light is bad and what Hillary thinks is happening on the campaign trail.
Oct 18, 2019
Intellectual Bullying
00:37:30
Hour 4 of A&G includes the spectacular weekly feature, C.O.W.! Plus, mixed cereals, along with Tucker Carlson & Dennis Rodman on the NBA/China connection. And, Tulsi is a Red Sparrow?
Oct 18, 2019
How Do You Make the Pivot?
00:37:29
Hour 3 of A&G features Ian Bremmer, who weighs-in on the Trump, Turkey and Lebron! Plus, Lanhee Chen talks about the collision of politics and foreign policy.
Oct 18, 2019
Skill Expression
00:37:29
Hour 1 of the Friday Edition of Armstrong & Getty features dreams, both realized and broken (sorry, Marshall). Plus, our Friday feature, C.O.W. (validating Jack's theory). Marshall has headlines and blue light may be aging you!
Oct 18, 2019
10,000 Years
00:37:33
Hour 4 of A&G features the hazards of playing 1 sport, remembrance of the Loma Prieta quake, Ronan Farrow talks about the Weinstein cover-up, and South Park mocks Lebron!
Oct 17, 2019
Masterpiece of Incoherence
00:37:19
Hour 3 of A&G includes the promises made by 3rd grade politicians. Plus, some advice for parents of picky eaters, Joe Biden's spending habits and a masterpiece of incoherence!
Oct 17, 2019
Poor Judgement
00:37:29
Hour 2 of A&G features The Trump Letter to Erdegon, Lindsay Graham & Trump disagree on Syria, and some drunk judges display poor judgement!
Oct 17, 2019
Call You Later
00:37:31
Hour 1 of the Thursday edition of Armstrong & Getty features The White House Walk-out & Trump's letter, MichaelAngelo's wedding plans update, advocacy for oppression and a workplace poll.
Oct 17, 2019
Biden Pokin'
00:37:27
Hour 4 of A&G continues with thorough review of Joe Biden's Debate performance. Plus, Marshall updates us with the latest headlines, and why no impeachment vote?
Oct 16, 2019
Clipping Coupons!
00:37:28
Hour 3 of A&G features a fine, fine collection of Joe Biden's most incoherent moments from last night's debate. Plus, Kim Jung Un is handsome on a horse and the reason why refs don't need replays.
Oct 16, 2019
So Shut Up!
00:37:31
Hour 2 of A&G features a little bit of fire between Beto & Mayor Pete! Plus, a bit of media bias, confusion over the wealth tax and facts about people who do not have siblings. The finale--some top notch woke-ness!
Oct 16, 2019
No One is Using Bing!
00:37:26
Hour 1 of the Monday Edition of Armstrong & Getty includes our first thoughts on last night's debate. Plus, Nats Win and Lebron continues to lose in Hong Kong.
Oct 16, 2019
White Men Can't Speak
00:37:28
Hour 4 of A&G includes the Oak Park Ill board of trustees meeting and their diversity statement! Plus, Hunter Biden speaks, an Irishman plays a joke on attendees of his funeral and MichaelAngelo reveals behind the scenes audio of a major tongue-lashing!
Oct 15, 2019
Gettin' Outta Jams
00:37:30
Hour 3 of A&G features the wonderful tone of Hunter Biden. Joe talks about the elite glass floor, and breaks-down Lebron's comments about the NBA & China. Plus, the Ft. Worth O.I.S and the upcoming Dem debate
Oct 15, 2019
The League is Too Woke
00:37:29
Hour 2 of A&G features the newly located Hunter Biden, who's been tracked-down by ABC News. Plus, Marshall bring us the headlines, and Lebron bring us disappointment.
Oct 15, 2019
There Are Ramifications
00:37:28
Hour 1 of the Tuesday Edition of Armstrong & Getty features our intense interest in tonight's Dem Debate!!! Plus, we get ready for the musings of Lebron James on the Hong Kong tragedy.
Oct 15, 2019
Lambo & a Shark Tank
00:37:27
Hour 4 of A&G features truth-teller Bill Maher on the high cost of housing the homeless. Plus, The Dems are getting ready to debate, Russians may be aiding the Kurds against the Turks and we Peter Out!
Oct 14, 2019
3 Syllables!
00:37:31
Hour 3 of A&G features Jack's annoyance with celeb tell-alls, with one exception (a story involving Dylan). Plus, Elizabeth Warren's FB challenge and two Rudy associates make headlines!
Oct 14, 2019
Big Decisions
00:37:29
Hour 2 of A&G features polling problems, boys intruding on girls track events, Marshall covers the news and Mike Lyons joins us with his take on the Kurds in Syria.
Oct 14, 2019
Smooth As Your Morning Patter
00:37:29
Hour 1 of the Monday Edition of Armstrong & Getty features a loving, heart-felt tribute to Christopher Columbus! Plus, a robust Mailbag, Marshall's headlines and perhaps one of the most unbelievable news reports ever heard.
Oct 14, 2019
For Better or For Worse
00:37:15
Hour 4 of A&G features our correct pronouns, and a review of President Trump's MLPS unbelievable MLPS rally. Marshall has our headlines and in typical Friday fashion--we completely Peter Out!
Oct 11, 2019
Sabotaging the Story
00:37:31
Hour 3 of A&G features a fine collection of unique stories presented by Joe Getty. Plus, Lanhee Chen brings us his expert observations on Trump, Biden & more! And, Reason's Robby Soave joins us to talk about Steve Kerr's politics and NBC's hypocrisy.
Oct 11, 2019
America's Coming Attraction
00:37:28
Hour 2 of A&G features CA's handsome Governor, the potential stain of Rudy, more from Trump's MLPS rally, and Genzers...& Genxers!!
Oct 11, 2019
Taking a Stand!
00:37:28
Hour 1 of the Friday Edition of Armstrong & Getty features a man taking a stand, another man feeling his oats, C-O-W, and a very astute observation on the popularity of one Donald J. Trump.
Oct 11, 2019
Just Blame the Bars!
00:37:27
Hour 4 of A&G features more extraordinary insights from Jack & Joe--all provided while working in the dark!
Oct 10, 2019
The Bitter Bear of Defeat
00:37:28
Hour 3 of A&G includes Kamala's major fail, Joe's big 2020 bet, an expensive haircut, living in Haiti CA, bad governance and the reality of politics
Oct 10, 2019
An Earthquake in Her Caucus
00:37:29
Hour 2 of A&G features Jack & Joe's breakdown of a new poll on impeachment. Plus, some truly awful, crappy governance. And, how youthful snark may be the remedy for China.
Oct 10, 2019
The Most Responsible Lovers
00:37:29
Hour 1 of the Thursday Edition of Armstrong & Getty features some important sports hate (ha ha). Plus, Jack loses-out on a major prize, Kamala Harris is unclear, and there's a visit to the grossest McDonald's.
Oct 10, 2019
California...America’s Haiti
00:37:31
Hour 4 of A&G features China's influence on the NBA, why we've become Haiti, Marshall brings us yet another coffee study. And, Newsom & PG&E are not on our side.
Oct 09, 2019
Who Wants a Round of Bananas?
00:37:32
Hour 3 of A&G features more on the massive power grid shutdown faced by Californians. Plus, the business of China takes root. Marshall has news and Joe brings us Monkey Brains!
Oct 09, 2019
Progressive Politics and Bribery
00:37:29
Hour 2 of A&G features a full-powered attack on Corruptifornia and the woeful situation faced by residents of CA today. Plus, new developments in the Mueller investigation. Marshall goes oogey and more!
Oct 09, 2019
I Am Pitchkettled
00:37:24
Hour 1 of the Wednesday edition of Armstrong & Getty exists without electricity! We soldier on to cover PS's new hoodie, the value of a manicure, an inspirational Mailbag, the CA power outage and why Hillary may run in 2020!
Oct 09, 2019
Gandhi to a Nihilist
00:37:27
Hour 4 of A&G features Joe's feeling of dread as he opened Twitter. Plus, a new poll (and who's not up next) And, who's not talking about Hong Kong followed by a fine example of going from Gandhi to a nihilist in 10 secs.
Oct 08, 2019
I’m Watching You, Stapler
00:37:36
Hour 3 of A&G features one of the most interesting stories to break over the past few months--the NBA's relationship with China. Plus, some synthetic love followed by some serious kowtowing to Xi!
Oct 08, 2019
Maintain Order???
00:37:32
Hour 2 of A&G focuses on Middle East hot spots--should we get out? Plus, a new poll, a fine example of Throat Singing, WaPo's Liz Sly live from Beirut on the reality of the Turkey/Syria/Kurd situation.
Oct 08, 2019
Kowtowing to Commies!
00:37:30
Hour 1 of A&G features the latest on the NBA/China controversy. Plus, we learn about "The Jack", and Elizabeth Holmes makes a brief appearance to give you a finger stick.
Oct 08, 2019
Keep Fighting the Fight!
00:37:26
Hour 4 of A&G features the question--what happens if Biden drops out? Joe salutes octogenarians, Trump tweets to Turkey and Final Thoughts!
Oct 07, 2019
Live to Fight Another Day
00:37:25
Hour 3 of A&G features more on swampy dealing of Joe Biden. Plus, Mike Lyons joins Jack & Joe to talk about Turkey's plans to over-run the Kurds in Syira. What's the right amount of cash for your kid's allowance? And, we've added some brown liquor to the convo.
Oct 07, 2019
Talkin' 'Bout Oppression
00:37:26
Hour 2 of A&G features the NBA's new China problem. Plus, Jack & Joe take a look at the cases on the SCOTUS docket. We have the worst Halloween Candy and Rudy rips the Biden's on Media Buzz!
Oct 07, 2019
Trading Away Principles
00:37:27
Hour 1 of the Monday Edition of Armstrong & Getty features Marshall's potential breakup with his one-true-love. Joe offers a Monday Mailbag, and the Houston Rockets' GM offends China with a Hong Kong tweets.
Oct 07, 2019
Working on Glutes
00:37:34
Hour 4 of A&G features a rather unique lawsuit initiated by a failed relationship. Plus, Positive Sean offers his review of the movie, Joker. Marshall has news before we completely Peter Out. And don't miss an outstanding Final Thoughts!
Oct 04, 2019
This Is Your Quid Pro Quo
00:37:31
Hour 3 of A&G features The Volker Texts & the key piece of impeachment. Hong Kong bans masks and the great Lanhee Chen offers his thoughts on impeachment
Oct 04, 2019
The Embrace of Impeachment
00:37:28
Hour 2 of A&G features both uplifting and troubling stories (thanks, Joe!!). Plus, David Drucker gives the the Impeachment temp in DC. And, AOC's Town Hall goes bad, we test the Impeach-O-Meter.
Oct 04, 2019
Impeach-O-Meter
00:37:29
Hour 1 of the Friday Edition of Armstrong & Getty features the introduction of our new Impeach-O-Meter device, which we'll now employ to measure the heat on the impeachment of President Trump!
Oct 04, 2019
Early Ripe, Early Rotten
00:37:22
Hour 4 of A&G features the specific reason why Kamala's campaign is about to end. Plus, West Coast Bum Explosion update and Robert De Niro has 2 new movies coming out, plus a lawsuit!
Oct 03, 2019
In Their Face
00:37:28
Hour 3 of A&G features more on the cancellation of Halloween. Plus, President Trump calls for Ukraine and China to investigate The Bidens. And, the trial of a police officer involved in the shooting death of a Texas man ends with compassion.
Oct 03, 2019
Perhaps the Dumbest Person
00:37:31
Hour 2 of A&G features the complete cancellation of Halloween. Plus, the latest on the whistleblower, and who is Hollywood's greatest psychopath?
Oct 03, 2019
Mike Pompeo’s Jock
00:37:31
Hour 1 of the Thursday Edition of includes a jock strap, strange Bernie dream, mobile device separation anxiety, the minty taste of success and a high voice bum!
Oct 03, 2019
Cookie Dough Train
00:37:32
Hour 4 of A&G includes a decent witchcraft reference, some excellent psychoanalysis from Jack's wife (plus an update on his son's condition! Plus, News from Marshall, the Petering Out and Final Thoughts!
Oct 02, 2019
Sad & Prayerful?
00:37:24
Hour 3 of A&G includes a new poll about ethics. Plus Nancy Pelosi quotes Thomas Paine, Marshall updates the news and President Trump drops a B-S Bomb!
Oct 02, 2019
Butterflies are Laughing
00:37:35
Hour 2 of A&G features the falsehood of the minimum wage increase. Plus, the new Joker movie meets some resistance, Hillary bravest moment, The Coup, and how people feel about politics.
Oct 02, 2019
Minimum Wage Falsehood
00:07:52
The Minimum Wage has increased dramatically, and some employers are eliminating jobs. Duh. Jack & Joe examine the falsehoods inherent in this economic "solution".
Oct 02, 2019
Master Anxiety Volume
00:37:24
Hour 1 of the Wednesday edition of Armstrong & Getty features Jack's dip into "The Singularity", MichaelAngelo's question about a possible Trump exit, Pompeo's charge of bullying and Jack has a list of top searches!
Oct 02, 2019
Simultaneous Booty Shake
00:37:30
Hour 4 of A&G features The Boulders of Clinton Park, and local resident Danielle Baskin on why the big rocks in neighborhood don't help solve the homeless crisis. Plus, Joe brings us Super Bowl Prop Bets and young people are feeling bad--due to politics?!
Oct 01, 2019
Ruffles Brah
00:37:31
Hour 3 of A&G features an update on Jack's son (and his latest treatment). Plus, the news media failure on the dreadlock story. And, dudes compete as women in Track & Field--and win. Problem?
Oct 01, 2019
A Hunger for Hill?
00:37:22
Hour 2 of A&G features a query about a former presidential contender. Plus, Bill Maher on self-hating whites (and Joe's synapsis). And the value of Microbreaks and Chicago's mayor is off-the-rails
Oct 01, 2019
Lacking Gravitas
00:37:30
Hour 1 of the Tuesday Edition of A&G includes Jack's effort to resist cookie dough, Mailbag, Marshall's headlines, and the problem with impeachment coverage.
Oct 01, 2019
Boulder Battle
00:37:28
Hour 4 of A&G includes the "fad of white self hatred". Plus, we have boulders--let's put them in the alley (explained). And, listen for The Petering Out and Final Thoughts!
Sep 30, 2019
Employ the Hunstman!
00:37:24
Hour 3 of A&G features Jack & Joe on impeachment, MichaelAngelo caught in an elevator, and Jack's weekend wedding experience.
Sep 30, 2019
That's When I Gave Up
00:37:28
Hour 2 of A&G includes a story about an intruder who met his fate, a question about hate speech, Biden's Ukraine connection, Jack's wife & her curse and yes--income equality.
Sep 30, 2019
A LIttle Iffy!
00:37:33
Hour 1 of the Monday edition of Armstrong & Getty includes impeachment, an ambush wedding, and Rudy isn't helping!
Sep 30, 2019
Come Close to My Maw
00:37:27
Hour 4 of A&G features less "T" and more specs--as in Amazon's new Echo Frames and their murderous intentions. Plus, why we live in a Hobo Paradise. Marshall has news and as we do every day...there's the Petering Out and Final Thoughts!
Sep 27, 2019
We Pulled His Head Off!
00:37:29
Hour 3 of the Friday Edition of A&G continues the Low-T trend, opting for talk of Nazis and arguing parents. Plus, we revisit the history of Kenneth Bone and his contribution to society. And, Joe reveals his addiction.
Sep 27, 2019
We Have Low T!
00:37:29
Hour 2 of A&G continues our Low-T Friday with a story about Japan's Sex Recession. For those who must know, Marshall has the latest headlines...and dang-it--the alarm goes off!
Sep 27, 2019
Do You Have Low T?
00:37:32
Hour 1 of the Friday Edition of Armstrong & Getty is a Low-T Zone, featuring an update of MichaelAngelo's wedding plans, PS's struggle to leave his apartment, Marshall's dating prospects and an explanation of the Low-T approach.
Sep 27, 2019
Collusion 2, Electric Boogaloo
00:37:26
Hour 4 of A&G features more from the list of potential names for the Ukraine controversy, Joe responds to a Frank Bruni article, Marshall wraps the Whistleblower hearing and Jack learns about the Ukraine president.
Sep 26, 2019
Ukraine Clown Posse
00:37:29
Hour 3 of A&G features questions about Adam Schiff's wisdom, Joe's explanation of President Trump's psyche, a triple-Ken Bone'ing, the need for puddle monkey and a dog breeder's regrets!
Sep 26, 2019
'Kraine On, 'Kraine On!
00:37:31
Hour 2 of A&G feature more highlights from the Whistleblower hearing. Plus, some top notch suggests on what to call this controversy. Marshall has headlines and more!
Sep 26, 2019
Bad Presidenting?
00:37:27
Hour 1 of the Thursday Edition of Armstrong & Getty features the opening remarks from the Whistleblower hearing. Plus, former WH Press Secretary Sean Spicer talks about DTWS and President Trump! Plus, headlines and more on the Whistleblower complaint
Sep 26, 2019
The Triple How Dare You
00:37:28
Hour 4 of A&G features more insights from Jack & Joe on the release of the Ukraine Transcript. Sean digs-in to "Ellipse-Gate", Marshall has the latest on the breaking story and Joe responds to critics of yesterday's convo about Greta Thunberg.
Sep 25, 2019
Nothing Burger or Air Taco
00:37:31
Hour 3 of A&G features questions about the impact of the Ukraine Transcript. Plus, Jack admits to suffering from Imposter Syndrome. And, Lanhee Chen joins Jack & Joe to analyze the political fallout on both sides of the aisle.
Sep 25, 2019
It's Kind of a Thing!
00:37:28
Hour 2 of A&G launches with the release of the Ukraine Transcript and analysis from Jack & Joe. Marshall updates the story and Washington Examiner reporter David Drucker joins the show for perspective from DC.
Sep 25, 2019
Where's The Transcript!?
00:37:31
Hour 1 of the Wednesday edition of Armstrong & Getty includes the moments before the Trump/Ukraine phone transcript was released. Also, Mailbag makes an appearance, Marshall updates the news and we wait for the docs!
Sep 25, 2019
A Craftsman, a Poet
00:37:29
Hour 4 of A&G features political consultation for Amy Khobuchar from Joe Getty. Plus, more dream killing, highlights from Trump's UN address and a celebration of one of America's great thinkers.
Sep 24, 2019
Cats are Murderers
00:37:30
Hour 3 of A&G features images from Jack's Serengeti, more on the Ukraine controversies, Marshall's headlines and cats--lots of cats.
Sep 24, 2019
He Goes by Rocket
00:37:31
Hour 2 of A&G features a new poll (!!), WaPo reporter Mike DeBonis on impeachment, Trump at the UN, an angry teenager and Jack explains his nickname!
Sep 24, 2019
Spanish Robocalls
00:37:30
Hour 1 of the Tuesday edition of Armstrong & Getty includes a valuable consultation, a very unique thinker, an unusual directive and an upset schoolgirl!
Sep 24, 2019
Beat Him Like a Drum!
00:37:28
Hour 4 of A&G includes a reason why healthcare costs are too damn high. Plus, Jack talks about his future giraffe, Biden gets feisty on Ukraine and there's another :60 Emmys Recap with Positive Sean.
Sep 23, 2019
Necky McNeck Face!
00:37:26
Hour 3 of A&G features Joe's college story about a Corona & a Christmas tree. Plus, an apology from the DoD for attempted humor, Trump talks corruption and Jack needs giraffe names!
Sep 23, 2019
Call the Biplane
00:37:30
Hour 2 of A&G features Positive Sean’s :60 Second Recap. Plus, who wants "free college" (everyone??). And, Jack has more details from a new poll and Joe tries to dissuade everyone from a certain diet.
Sep 23, 2019
An Epicurean Delight
00:37:34
Hour 1 of the Monday edition of Armstrong & Getty features an outstanding eating weekend, No Beeves over Emmys, and Rudy "Joe" Giuliani explains the Ukraine dust-up.
Sep 23, 2019
Hobo Face
00:37:32
Hour 4 features a discussion of how standards of Halloween costumes have changed over time.
Sep 20, 2019
How Much Does a Cow Cost?
00:37:34
Hour 3 of the show features Joe budgeting out how he could own a cow & a look at new strategies at the border.
Sep 20, 2019
Joe Wants a Face Tattoo
00:37:27
Hour 2 involves a discussion of how much people are willing to spend on pets & how that will impact retirement.
Sep 20, 2019
It'll Change Your LIfe!
00:37:32
Hour 1 of the Friday edition of Armstrong & Getty show features troubling indoctrination, a potluck, C.O.W., a life-changing product and fewer and fewer birds!
Sep 20, 2019
Idi Amin GF's Sweatsocks
00:37:26
Hour 4 of A&G features a rather strange auction item. Plus, an important news item about pumpkin spice and why Iran would beat Saudi Arabia
Sep 19, 2019
The System Works!
00:37:31
Hour 3 of A&G features a West Coast Bum Explosion update. Plus, should grade-school kids have YouTube Channels? And, Trudeau's troubles & a shocking story about a sperm donor.
Sep 19, 2019
He Build a Giant Wall!
00:37:30
Hour 2 of A&G features the possible outcomes that could follow a cure for the common cold. Plus, we have a list of things millenials no longer use. And, Trump is building his wall.
Sep 19, 2019
The Flavor of Soap
00:37:30
Hour 1 of the Thursday edition of Armstrong & Getty features an intro of the squad that perfectly encapulates the lives and perspectives of our crew! Plus, the Prez at the border and more on the a hot topic from yesterday's show.
Sep 19, 2019
Does Anyone Know the Rules?
00:37:31
Hour 4 of A&G features more from the Lewandowski testimony. Plus, a sad story about a man who's "fallen on hard times" turns out be a little more porny than first thought. And, there's Headlines, The Petering Out and Final Thoughts!
Sep 18, 2019
Define the Terms
00:37:31
Hour 3 of A&G includes a study on sex that you must think about. Plus, Marshall has Headlines and New Mexico is ready to offer free college--yippee!
Sep 18, 2019
Idiotic Quibbling
00:37:28
Hour 2 of A&G features new words in the dictionary, the "President Swallwell" exchange during yesterday's Lewandowski testimony, and the Kavanaugh story won't die!
Sep 18, 2019
Reading It, Angrily.
00:37:33
Hour 1 of Armstrong & Getty features our first dip into the Lewandowski Hearing, including a visit from Congressman Tom McClintock.
Sep 18, 2019
The Handy Pants
00:37:31
During Hour 4 of A&G, Joe shares a story about his daughter and her struggles. Plus, more on the new SNL cast member who was fired, Marshall's headlines and Final Thoughts!
Sep 17, 2019
The Ol' Triple Reverse
00:37:31
Hour 3 of A&G features Calunicornia's continued failure to deal with the West Coast Bum Explosion. Plus, how Ken Burns ruined graduation. And, the woke crowd attempts a triple reverse.
Sep 17, 2019
Frittering Away
00:37:29
Hour 2 of A&G features Jack's resting "b" face!! Plus, Tim Carney joins Jack & Joe to rip the NYT for their flawed coverage of a dismissed Kavanaugh allegation. Plus, a fight breaks out over Seinfeld vs Friends. And Jack introduces us to the notion that racism is everywhere (not).
Sep 17, 2019
Bang it on the Ground!
00:37:25
Hour 1 of the Tuesday Edition of Armstrong & Getty features Positive Sean's declaration against a vending machine, a bulging Mailbag, Marshall's 1st batch of Headlines and a good flogging of the media coverage of the latest Kavanaugh story
Sep 17, 2019
Our Media is Going Wild
00:37:32
Hour 4 of A&G features the reason why Jack won't watch the new Ken Burns doc on country music. Plus, Mollie Hemingway joins the show to rip the NYT coverage of allegations against Brett Kavanaugh. Plus, Joe Biden will chain whip you...if you enjoy MichaelAngelo's Final Thoughts!
Sep 16, 2019
Beyond the Pale
00:37:27
Hour 3 of A&G features the insane media coverage of the new book on Brett Kavanaugh. Plus, military analyst Mike Lyons talks about the bombing of a Saudi oil field attack. And, there's more Storytelling with Uncle Joe (Biden).
Sep 16, 2019
Sad Country of Little Kittens
00:37:21
Hour 2 of A&G includes the bunk report presented by the NYT on Brett Kavanaugh. Plus, Joe talks about Ric Ocasek and a new SNL cast member faces critics.
Sep 16, 2019
A Bad Dude!
00:37:26
Hour 1 of the Monday edition of Armstrong & Getty features MichaelAngelo's pursuit of a wedding venue, PS & Marshall are gambling addicts. Plus, the NYT Story about Brett Kavanaugh and Joe Biden's Corn Pops and
Sep 16, 2019
Denture Drop!
00:37:22
Hour 4 of A&G includes the notion that the 2020 Presidential Campaign has changed--it's now a referendum on Joe Biden's Age. Plus, Marshall
Sep 13, 2019
The Pizzaz Quotient
00:37:28
Hour 3 of A&G features more highlights from last night's Democratic Debate, including appearances by WaPo Senior Political Writer Aaron Blake and our favorite political pundit, Lanhee Chen!
Sep 13, 2019
Who's the Ass Hat?
00:37:29
Hour 2 of A&G features non partisan political analyst Gary Dietrich who joins Jack to dissect last night's Democratic Debate.
Sep 13, 2019
Power Through the Gurgle!
00:37:26
Hour 1 of the Friday edition of Armstrong & Getty features our favorite moments from last night's debate, including all the nonsense, insults and flem!
Sep 13, 2019
No Malarkey!
00:37:31
Hour 4 of A&G features a bulging Bonus Mailbag, gay penguins raising a genderless chic, tornado damage and finally--Joe's impersonation of a gay penguin.
Sep 12, 2019
Yes, He was a Bomb Chucker
00:37:31
Hour 3 of A&G includes storylines for tonight's debate. Bomb Chucking with China, The Situation is out of prison and yet another university scam.
Sep 12, 2019
Bouncing Off the Walls
00:37:29
Hour 2 of A&G features vaping, free speech in the workplace, ideas for Joe's next career as an influencer and Jack's stern punishment for his boys!!!
Sep 12, 2019
The College Sophomore Girl Vote
00:37:30
Hour 1 of the Thursday edition of Armstrong & Getty features MichaelAngelo's hopes for tonight's debate, Mailbag, Marshall's headlines the reason why Beto could win and why China is a better Soviet Union.
Sep 12, 2019
Understanding the Appeal
00:37:35
Hour 4 of A&G features a Calunicornia Update, Jack's weakness for chicken fried steak, and we pin-down the reason for a house fire--respect for matrimonial vows!
Sep 11, 2019
The Effeminate Media
00:37:30
Hour 3 of A&G features the idea that our reaction to 9/11 was very overcooked. Plus, Marshall has headlines and the college admissions scandal--who receives the worst punishment?
Sep 11, 2019
Mustache at Half Mast
00:37:30
Hour 2 of A&G includes a pile of Jim Sciutto and the reason why CNN should be shut down. Plus, a Late Night Joke Off. And how the new iPhone is causing something called "trypophobia" along with an update on the Alaska Suit Wedgie story.
Sep 11, 2019
Too Damned Cutsey
00:37:28
Hour 1 of the Wednesday edition of Armstrong & Getty features a plea from MichaelAngelo, Marshall's woes, a Mailbag take-over, Jack favorite new iPhone feature and a lovable hick talks about a fire!
Sep 11, 2019
No More Moustache Rides
00:37:24
Hour 4 of A&G features more on the firing of John Bolton. Plus, Jack shares the thoughts of Henry Kissinger on the state of politics. Marshall has the headlines, followed by The Petering Out & Final Thoughts!
Sep 10, 2019
A Full Tube of Toothpaste
00:37:28
Hour 3 of A&G features the shortcomings of the TSA overhaul. Plus, a fully-stocked bag-o-headlines from Marshall and revealing the truth about a bogus Trump/rally/hate story.
Sep 10, 2019
Lacking Proper Consolation
00:37:29
Hour 2 of A&G features a gun control issue switcho-chango, the bystander apathy fraud, and Joe's new feature, Are These People For Real?
Sep 10, 2019
The Inner Gluteal Cleft
00:37:30
Hour 1 of the Tuesday Edition of Armstrong & Getty features MichaelAngelo's Wedding Photo plans, photo retouching, Marshall's Headlines and how one Alaskan HS swimmer caused a kerfuffle with her swimsuit
Sep 10, 2019
Just Take It!
00:37:32
Hour 4 of A&G features a West Coast Bum Explosion update--Texas Style. Plus, why writing college term papers has become lucrative. Uncomfortable Censorship and Final Thoughts!
Sep 09, 2019
Xi, I Hate Doing This
00:37:30
Hour 3 of A&G includes SharpieGate drama, thoughts on how to capitalize on Biden’s eye, Marshall's headlines and the most popular app in China has everyone scrambling to be the best user!
Sep 09, 2019
Swapping Ordinance
00:37:31
Hour 2 of A&G includes the obvious reason why we shouldn't permit psychopaths in classrooms. Plus, MichaelAngelo share more details on his announcement. Marshall has news and Mike Lyons joins Jack & Joe to talk about the Taliban Talks.
Sep 09, 2019
A Nearly Unfortunate Event
00:37:31
Hour 1 of the Monday edition of Armstrong & Getty includes a life-changing announcement made by a member of the A&G crew!!! Plus, Shower Thoughts, Marshall's headlines and Google--not guilty?
Sep 09, 2019
Amused & Horrified
00:37:30
Hour 4 of A&G includes observations on the 2020 Dem Death Pool Update. Plus, this week's C.O.W. and how Amazon's delivery fleet is different (and dangerous??). And, there's Final Thoughts!
Sep 06, 2019
27 Watts!
00:37:28
Hour 3 of A&G includes more on "Trigger Words". Plus, why we could listen to an entire podcast featuring Bernie Sanders on lightbulbs. And, we have a 2020 Dem Campaign Death Pool update along with Lanhee Chen with his weekly observations on the Dem campaign trails.
Sep 06, 2019
Sweet & Sour
00:37:31
Hour 2 of A&G features SharpieGate! Plus, Jack continues to justify his rationale for always ordering the same Chinese food dish. And, will there be a recession? An econ expert from the NY Times says--not so fast, mister.
Sep 06, 2019
Don't Mock Me!
00:37:37
Hour 1 of the Friday edition of Armstrong & Getty features Jack's beliefs about China, C.O.W., the latest on Brexit and Jack's habit of ordering Sweat & Sour Pork
Sep 06, 2019
Old Gorilla/Young Gorilla
00:37:27
Hour 4 of A&G once again features Joe's intersectionality score calculator. Plus, Jack's son is a budding entrepreneur. Joe reflects on his trombone playing days, and an explanation of how the young gorilla takes the harem from the old gorilla.
Sep 05, 2019
Who Gets What??
00:37:32
Hour 3 of A&G features a story about how political attitudes are formed. Plus, we're on the cusp of major changes in our economy due to A-I advances and Joe whips out his Intersectionality Score Calculator!
Sep 05, 2019
Kick the Economy in the Sack!
00:37:29
Hour 2 of A&G includes Kamala's straw stand, Biden's latest gaffe, Joe recollects a story about the start of the NFL season and a startling story about Deep Fake Audio.
Sep 05, 2019
A Sign of Aging?
00:37:30
Hour 1 of the Thursday Edition of A&G features the horrid Biden Blood Eye. Plus, everyone is tracking their expenses (thanks to MichaelAngelo) and Jack ponders his 11th wedding anniversary gift.
Sep 05, 2019
If We Have Time!
00:37:28
Hour 4 of A&G features the new tactics being used in the Hong Kong protests, the Brexit drama, Biden's senility and a list of the earth's extinction events.
Sep 04, 2019
Checkers to a Trout
00:37:31
Hour 3 of A&G includes baseball's big ball problem (!). Plus, Positive Sean reveals his exit strategy. Marshall has headlines and Joe works his way through a major crisis, calls for the death penalty.
Sep 04, 2019
A Strange Reckoning
00:37:28
Hour 2 of A&G features Jack & Joe's observations on Brexit, how Joe Biden is suffering from Brian Williams disease. And, Mattis refutes the idea that he wrote an anonymous NYT Op-Ed.
Sep 04, 2019
An Appropriate Budget
00:37:27
Hour 1 of the Wednesday Edition of Armstrong & Getty features MichaelAngelo's shocking, controversial grocery budget. Plus, Mailbag, Headlines and Joe's Tax Plan.
Sep 04, 2019
Don't Go Wobbly
00:37:38
Hour 4 of A&G features Joe Biden's unapologetic attitude to a substantial gaffe. Plus, former Secretary of Defense James Mattis speaks out. Joe visits DC and has an epiphany about adopting certain aspects of our Federal government
Sep 03, 2019
Monster Shouters
00:37:39
Hour 3 of A&G feature Sacramento antique store owner Steve Sylvester to talk about how the homeless situation is affecting his business. Plus, Joe reveals how he's use the new Deep Fakes Video app. And, everyone is peeing on the streets in SF. Everyone.
Sep 03, 2019
From Saint to King of Sinners
00:37:38
Hour 2 of A&G features an update on the condition of Jack's son, and the latest effort to treat his health issue. Plus, Joe "The Embellisher" Biden--is he confused? Some new terms have been added to the dictionary and music has gone corporate again!
Sep 03, 2019
A Smell That Cuts Through the Sadness
00:37:26
Hour 1 of the Tuesday Edition of Armstrong & Getty includes Joe's demand for the termination of an unknown employee! Plus, a scented Intro of the Squad, Mailbag, Marshall Headlines and Jack's story round-up.
Sep 03, 2019
The Best of Armstrong & Getty 4
00:36:29
Hour 4 of the Monday Sept 2 2019 presentation of The Best of Armstrong & Getty.
Sep 02, 2019
The Best of Armstrong & Getty 3
00:36:59
Hour 3 of the Monday Sept 2 2019 presentation of The Best of Armstrong & Getty.
Sep 02, 2019
The Best of Armstrong & Getty 2
00:36:44
Hour 2 of the Monday Sept 2 2019 presentation of The Best of Armstrong & Getty.
Sep 02, 2019
The Best of Armstrong & Getty 1
00:37:27
Hour 1 of the Monday Sept 2 2019 presentation of The Best of Armstrong & Getty.
Sep 02, 2019
The Best of Armstrong & Getty Hour 4
00:36:24
Hour 4 of the August 30 edition of the Best of Armstrong & Getty, featuring the podcast "One More Thing".
Aug 31, 2019
The Best of Armstrong & Getty Hour 3
00:36:49
Hour 3 of the August 30 edition of the Best of Armstrong & Getty, featuring the podcast "One More Thing".
Aug 31, 2019
The Best of Armstorng & Getty Hour 2
00:36:38
Hour 2 of the August 30 edition of the Best of Armstrong & Getty, featuring the podcast "One More Thing".
Aug 31, 2019
The Best of Armstrong & Getty Hour 1
00:36:49
Hour 1 of the August 30 edition of the Best of Armstrong & Getty, featuring the podcast "One More Thing".
Aug 31, 2019
A Couplah Coconuts!
00:36:56
Hour 4 of A&G features more on the Comey Report & the CA business owner who's antique store was attacked by a bum. Ed Sheeran may be screwed and there's Final Thoughts!
Aug 29, 2019
Keep It Clean
00:37:30
Hour 3 of A&G features more on the Comey Report, Mercury is in retrograde, Lanhee Chen on the latest campaign polls and Joe has details about CA's sex ed curriculum.
Aug 29, 2019
A Pretentious Ass Hat
00:37:29
Hour 2 of A&G includes the news that James Comey violated FBI guidelines--but will he be punished? Plus--the reason why the internet needs a cleaning. And, which cable news shows are dominating ratings, hhhmmm????
Aug 29, 2019
The Road to Hell...
00:37:29
Hour 1 of The Armstrong & Getty Show includes Bums & Junkies, and the damage done to our communities. Plus, Mailbag, a Lawrence O'Donnell apology and the final rundown on the next Dem Debate.
Aug 29, 2019
A Forgotten Renaissance Man
00:37:26
Hour 4 of A&G features "Tim the Lawyer" Sandefur to talk about his new book, "The Ascent of Jacob Bronowski'. Marshall has headlines, and as always--there's Final Thoughts!
Aug 28, 2019
CNN Is A Turd
00:37:30
Hour 3 of A&G features the new value of your social score. Plus, Joe reveals his favorite judge. And, how much does each state spend on illegal immigrants.
Aug 28, 2019
Lots of Bacon!
00:37:27
Hour 2 of A&G features a good ol' fashioned political scandal, a Calunicornia update, Marshall's headlines and more!
Aug 28, 2019
It's an Artform
00:37:30
Hour 1 of the Wednesday edition of Armstrong & Getty features--the world economy!!! Plus, Chinese Chicken, a fake apology and a new Suffolk Poll
Aug 28, 2019
I Eat Your Fake Burger
00:37:32
Hour 4 includes everything you need in the form an Armstrong & Getty podcast! LIsten now!
Aug 27, 2019
Idaho-ifornia
00:37:31
Hour 3 of A&G includes another new 2020 Dem poll, dismantling gifted & talented programs, an apology, a new form of ghosting and the reason why Idaho is doomed!
Aug 27, 2019
Old Town Boulevard!
00:37:25
Hour 2 of A&G features the new Monmouth Poll showing a Biden/Warren/Bernie tie. Plus, Burning Man activities, Taylor Swift gets political, Lil Nas X a lip-syncer? and Dave Chappelle is a champion!
Aug 27, 2019
Glib & Smug
00:37:30
Hour 1 of the Tuesday Edition of The Armstrong & Getty Show features a mass of mojo, a sincere apology, a Scope-guzzlin' teacher and a listener comment that we'd prefer to forget.
Aug 27, 2019
Pep Talk/Motivational Speech
00:37:32
Hour 4 of A&G features a new poll, the Dems Final 4, Bill Maher's glee with death of a Koch and Final Thoughts!
Aug 26, 2019
Deep & Boiling Anger
00:37:30
Hour 3 of A&G features some top quality recession speculation, a new poll about the economy, life been good to Joe Walsh (not that Joe Walsh) plus Marshall has the list of highest paid actresses--yippee!
Aug 26, 2019
A Lot of Bacon
00:37:26
Hour 2 of A&G includes a commentator's attempt to re-establish his liberal credentials. Plus, facial recognition leads to a major arrest in NYC, but at the expense of our freedom? And, we will have a recession?
Aug 26, 2019
Dump All You Like!
00:37:31
Hour 1 of the Monday Edition of Armstrong & Getty includes a sleep-deprived Jack, who threatens to end his broadcasting career with errant expletives. Plus, Andrew Luck retires and the early release of Pumpkin Spice.
Aug 26, 2019
That's A Humdinger!
00:37:33
Hour 4 of A&G includes the latest Trump tweets that tanked the stock markets. Plus, a cyber security expert joins Jack & Joe to talk about the wave of ransomware attacks on multiple municipalities. Plus, Marshall's headlines and Final Thoughts!
Aug 23, 2019
Enjoy a Bartles & James
00:37:28
Hour 3 of A&G includes Joe's new tattoo. Plus, Lanhee Chen offers-up the most brutally honest advice anyone has given to Joe Biden. And, how officials in SF want to change common terminology ala Orwell.
Aug 23, 2019
They Always Want More
00:37:31
Hour 2 of A&G features the downfall of socialism--finally!!! Plus, Marshall has News and we find out why you should not give out your phone number--ever!!!
Aug 23, 2019
How Did You Not Know?
00:37:30
Hour 1 of the Friday Edition of Armstrong & Getty features C-O-W--Clips of the Week! A blabby Bob Odenkirk, and a rough breakfast story
Aug 23, 2019
Consider This!
00:37:34
Hour 4 of The A&G Show features a revisitation of the "Tim The Lawyer" Interview on the NYT Magazine story about the origins of slavery in America, "the 1619 Project". Plus, Marshall Phillips talks about being a child actor, and Jack & Joe consider their top 3 dinner guests.
Aug 22, 2019
Look At This Thing!!
00:37:28
Hour 3 of A&G features more on the matter of slavery in America. Plus, elderly sex in the park, why you need a book curator, water butter & Taylor Swift!
Aug 22, 2019
Would I Find It Interesting?
00:37:26
Hour 2 of A&G includes a question about reports on the thwarting of mass shootings, why the U.S. university scheme is so awful, Marshall's headlines and a live convo with David Drucker from Iowa!
Aug 22, 2019
Murder, She Wrote
00:37:26
Hour 1 of the Thursday edition of Armstrong & Getty features an incredible idea for a trade with Denmark, an excellent Mailbag, Marshall's headlines and questions about Elizabeth Warren's record as a minority.
Aug 22, 2019
Take on Me!
00:37:31
Hour 4 of A&G includes Jack's blatant humble bragging, the latest cyber attack on a city, an SF man is attacked (and saved by his son), and the search for punchline in a castration joke!
Aug 21, 2019
We Need Separation
00:37:31
Hour 3 of A&G features a new dispatch on the West Coast Bum Explosion, the truth about student loans, schools taking cell phones and a list of annoying things you do!
Aug 21, 2019
The Slavery Argument
00:37:28
Hour 2 of A&G features "Tim the Lawyer" Sandefur, responding to the premise of the NY Times Magazine feature on slavery, "The 1619 Project". Plus, why we certainly don't need to nuke Denmark and something about Disc Jockeys.
Aug 21, 2019
We Won’t Get Greenland Now!
00:37:29
Hour 1 of the Wednesday edition of Armstrong & Getty features Greenland--give us Greenland!! Plus, a delivery conundrum, tri-tip failure, and a Nordic Track!
Aug 21, 2019
Isolation is Bad.
00:37:21
Hour 4 of A&G includes new standards that must be implemented immediately! Plus, Bill Maher on loneliness, the streaming wars heat up and Jack examines the sources of sex appeal.
Aug 20, 2019
Welcome to CalUnicornia!
00:37:30
Hour 3 of A&G features Dave Ramsey from our Extra Large Podcast. Plus, Joe talks about New Zeppelins, Marshall's mail order pants, how to meditate and Portland's Proud Boys/Antifa events.
Aug 20, 2019
America’s Haiti
00:37:32
Hour 2 of A&G features a CalUnicornia update. Plus, Mike Lyons joins Jack & Joe to talk about a potential peace deal in Afghanistan. And, zeppelins are making a comeback.!
Aug 20, 2019
Family, Religion & Friends
00:37:31
Hour 1 of the Tuesday Edition of Armstrong & Getty features some Warren Mojo, an amusing Intro of the Squad, Marshall headlines and the reason why an apology is un-Warren-ted.
Aug 20, 2019
The Last Straw
00:37:26
Hour 4 of A&G features a California small business owner who feel abandoned by law makers as she closes her shop due to violent transients. Plus, Jack's son on a ski lift and Final Thoughts!
Aug 19, 2019
Returning Resident
00:37:27
Hour 3 of A&G includes an Orwellian prophecy in real life. Plus, Joe's Colonoscopy, and a Trump-trained barista!
Aug 19, 2019
Hope They're Happy!
00:37:28
Hour 2 of A&G includes a B-S Test, Ditching the Switch, a Florida Woman story and Jack presents the Best One-Liners of 2019.
Aug 19, 2019
Manufactured Outrage
00:37:32
Hour 1 of the Monday Edition of Armstrong & Getty includes Jack's frustration with media reports on "a recession". Plus, the Daily "Intro the Squad" reveals the secret lives of our staff. And, is CA Governor Gavin Newsom completely full of sh!t!
Aug 19, 2019
The Best of A&G 4
00:37:35
Listen to Hour 4 of the Best of Armstrong & Getty, August 16 2019.
Aug 16, 2019
The Best of A&G 3
00:37:03
Listen to Hour 3 of the Best of Armstrong & Getty, Hour 3, August 16 2019.
Aug 16, 2019
The Best of A&G 2
00:37:02
Listen to The Best of Armstrong & Getty, Hour 2, August 16 2019.
Aug 16, 2019
The Best of A&G 1
00:36:35
The Best of Armstrong & Getty. Hour 1, August 16 2019.
Aug 16, 2019
Keep Slamming It!
00:37:28
Hour 4 of A&G includes an inside look at Jeffrey Epstein's home. Plus, the "Funniest Segment, Ever" on The A&G Show, Marshall's Headlines and the Petering Out...peters out!
Aug 15, 2019
Leaving SF For Good
00:37:30
Hour 3 of A&G features a story about an SF woman who was attacked, and the assailant was set free. Plus, there's another Inversion Alert--and a Constitutional Crisis. And, what one community could buy with funds devoted to constructing a public bathroom!
Aug 15, 2019
What Does It Mean??
00:37:26
Hour 2 of A&G includes more of the "Devil in a Blue Dress"--what does it mean? Plus, more on the economy, a passle of headlines, a 2020 Dem Death Pool update and Conor McGregor loses everyone's respect.
Aug 15, 2019
Inversion Alert!!!
00:37:31
Hour 1 of the Thursday Edition of Armstrong & Getty includes An Inversion Alert, "The Devil in the Blue Dress", and a Bonus Mailbag!
Aug 15, 2019
Hungry Ghost Moon
00:37:27
Hour 4 of A&G features hints that a recession is around the corner. Plus, one mom's effort to rip her child from social media. Chinese troops amass in Hong Kong and moons--we have many moons!
Aug 14, 2019
The Inversion Has Happened!
00:37:17
Hour 3 of A&G features disdain for financial reporting, Joe's update on the CalUnicornia Ethnic Studies story, and a real astronomer explains why light shot out of a black hole!
Aug 14, 2019
Lucky Charms
00:37:28
Hour 2 of A&G includes Headlines--we have headlines! Plus, a viable subplot of Apocalypse Now, Cancel Culture, 4Chan & Epstein and Jack's annoyance with HIPPA
Aug 14, 2019
I'm Such a Big Deal!
00:37:25
Hour 1 of the Wednesday edition of Armstrong & Getty features not a single kernel of corn, Mailbag!, love for "Friends" and sleeping prison guards.
Aug 14, 2019
I Love Opera!
00:37:30
Hour 4 of A&G features Jack's funky school clothes, Soft Management Skills, Dog Fishing and The Three Tenors.
Aug 13, 2019
What About Socks?
00:37:28
Hour 3 of A&G includes what may be the last Late Night Joke Off, more "Slam It", Trump's new immigration rules, Nike's new subscription service and Jack reveals his Fabreeze deficit!
Aug 13, 2019
Like a Punk!
00:37:27
Hour 2 of A&G features a fine example of biased journalism, The Chris Cuomo "Fredo" moment, and some disdain for Woodstock!
Aug 13, 2019
Tie The Knot
00:37:26
Hour 1 of the Tuesday Edition of Armstrong & Getty features our new hype song--The Slam It Remix! Plus, MichaelAngelo considers dancing, Marshall sells his stamps, Joe reads an uncomfortable email and it's Left Handers Day!
Aug 13, 2019
No Sheets in Jail
00:37:25
Hour 4 of A&G includes The Wisdom of the Corn! Plus, Bill Barr's comments on the death of Jeffrey Epstein and The Petering Out & Final Thoughts
Aug 12, 2019
The Kitchen!
00:37:30
Hour 3 of A&G features accolades for Simone Biles, Jack's poor choice for naming a segment, more on the Epstein conspiracies, and Neanderthal survival courses!
Aug 12, 2019
Escaped Justice
00:37:29
Hour 2 of A&G features more on the death/suicide of Jeffrey Epstein and his alleged accomplice--Ghislaine Maxwell. The Washington Post's Marc Fisher joins A&G with the details.
Aug 12, 2019
That Sort of Wackadoo
00:37:31
Hour 1 of the Monday Edition of Armstrong & Getty features an examination of Jeffrey Epstein. Plus, MichaelAngelo details an uncomfortable run-in at the grocery store--and Marshall dating life shifts into high gear!
Aug 12, 2019
Better Than Bug Paste
00:37:32
Hour 4 of A&G includes Clips of the Week, Charlie Sheen's ex-wife goes off-the-rails, vehicle ranching and the crew tries the new Burger King Whopper--featuring an Impossible Burger.
Aug 09, 2019
A Bad Scent!
00:37:30
Hour 3 of A&G features a series of real stories from our unreal world. Plus, Gendered Unicorns and a list of the worst chores!
Aug 09, 2019
But Hey!
00:37:29
Hour 2 of A&G features some new ideas from the left on Calunicornia's homeless problem. Plus, a new entrant into A&G's Hall of Fame of Colorful Hicks. And, Bernie Sanders' daughter drops in!
Aug 09, 2019
Science Over Fiction!
00:37:29
Hour 1 of the Friday Edition of Armstrong & Getty includes Marshall bringing home the...fake burgers? Clips of the Week and more hits from the Democratic Socialists!!
Aug 09, 2019
Keep Chatter To Minimum!
00:37:30
Hour 4 of A&G includes Democratic Socialists, Nazis, the homeless and the impossible burger!
Aug 08, 2019
Not dark, Just Incomprehensible
00:37:30
Hour 3 of A&G features a crackdown, a donut debacle review, tech spies and a quote from 1995 that will shock you.
Aug 08, 2019
The Carpet Beetles!!!
00:37:28
Hour 2 of A&G features a horrid list of pests, background on the founder of 8Chan, Marshall's Headlines and Joe Biden...old Joe Biden.
Aug 08, 2019
Tucson’s Got Talent!
00:37:25
Hour 1 of the Thursday Edition of Armstrong & Getty features the humor of Macaulay Culkin, a UN Food report, News You Use and Joe's world population advice!
Aug 08, 2019
Choke It Down!
00:37:23
Hour 4 of A&G features tensions in Pakistan, an explanation of Jack's Donut Debacle, Marshall's headlines and further enlightenments!
Aug 07, 2019
Watcha Doin' Later?
00:37:30
Hour 3 of A&G features the boy crisis, some incredibly bad optics, creeps planning dates, a 2nd amendment discussion, and the heartbreaking reality that more millenials do not have friends.
Aug 07, 2019
Big Tech Meddling
00:37:29
Hour 2 of A&G features a new Dem poll (cause we need one 454 days before the election). Plus, Mitch McConnell is threatened in front of his home. And, Big Tech is meddling with out elections
Aug 07, 2019
How Would It Work?
00:37:29
Hour 1 of the Wednesday Edition of Armstrong & Getty features an update from Jack regarding his son's condition. Plus, MichaelAngelo's fight against sugar and the gun control topic heats up.
Aug 07, 2019
If She Ain't Crying...
00:37:28
Hour 4 of A&G features some very insider info on customer service--not to be missed! Plus, what happens on a second date is a sickener. And, we present the world famous Petering Out/Final Thoughts!
Aug 06, 2019
Glistening in the Ballpark Lights
00:37:30
Hour 3 of A&G includes bomber seagulls and feces in the streets. Plus, Gordon Chang provides his expert analysis on the Hong Kong/China conflict and shotty customer service!
Aug 06, 2019
Clothes Yourself Harlot
00:37:31
Hour 2 of A&G features death, diets and a take-down plan. Plus, Marshall headlines and how Misophonia plagues the A&G family!
Aug 06, 2019
Hell Hole City!
00:37:27
Hour 1 of the Tuesday Edition of Armstrong & Getty features an excellent Yelp Review! Plus, MichaelAngelo is upset about pie, PS is concerned about stocks and Marshall is offended!
Aug 06, 2019
The Contagion of Mass Shootings
00:37:27
Hour 4 of A&G continues Jack & Joe's conversation about the Mass Murders that took place in El Paso and Dayton.
Aug 05, 2019
Figuring It Out
00:37:31
Hour 3 of A&G continues the conversation about the dual shootings in El Paso and Dayton. Drew Harwell of the Washington Post is featured with background on the dreadful world of 8Chan.
Aug 05, 2019
Act As One
00:37:29
Hour 2 of A&G feature President Trump's address regarding the pair of mass shootings that took place over the weekend. Plus, Jack & Joe continue to work through the experience, including info from a study on mass murderers.
Aug 05, 2019
What the Hell Is Going On??
00:37:32
Hour 1 of the Monday edition of A&G features Jack & Joe's thoughts on the two mass shooting that took place in in El Paso and Dayton.
Aug 05, 2019
Things Not Discussed
00:37:33
Hour 4 of A&G includes product pusher, a movie review, adulting, a rally and Marshall's headlines...following by a very, very strong (huh?) Petering Out (oh yeah, and final thoughts).
Aug 02, 2019
Fun for All!
00:37:32
Hour 3 of A&G features a lesson about Hixstory! Marshall bring you news you can use and Michael Moore is calling for a new 2020 Dem nominee!
Aug 02, 2019
M&M's In Pocket
00:37:32
Hour 2 of A&G features a revisitation of Kirsten Gilligrand's ridiculous comment about white privilege during the Democrat Debate. Plus, Meredith Sumpter from The Eurasia Group joins Jack & Joe to talk about China & Russia. Marshall has headlines, and the middle class is doomed!
Aug 02, 2019
Chimp Men
00:37:31
Hour 1 of the Friday Edition of Armstrong & Getty features a nearly blind MichaelAngelos, C.0.W., Marshall's headlines and concern over stories about chimps implanted with human embryos.
Aug 02, 2019
Your View on Honeypots?
00:37:32
Hour 4 of A&G features the cartoon bear that sounds like a 2020 Dem. Plus, a controversy erupts over racism. Marshall bring us a batch of headlines before The Petering Out.
Aug 01, 2019
Never Punch Down
00:37:32
Hour 3 of A&G features "Healthcare Guru" Craig Gottwals with an update on the effort to add transparency to costs associated with medical procedures. Plus, Lanhee Chen joins the show to talk about last night's debate. Is Biden in trouble?
Aug 01, 2019
Obama is Pat Buchanan
00:37:31
Hour 2 of A&G features more highlights and insights from last night's Dem Debate #2 on CNN.
Aug 01, 2019
THe Woke Vote
00:37:31
Hour 1 of the Thursday edition of A&G features highlights from night 2 of the Dem Debate.
Aug 01, 2019
Actually...Just Wait...
00:37:33
Hour 4 of A&G features the one-and-only Roger Hedgecock, who joins the show to talk about last night's debate. As always Marshall has headlines before we offer The Petering Out.
Jul 31, 2019
The Body is a Big Sagacity
00:37:31
Hour 3 of A&G features the Wednesday Crime File. Plus, Jack & Joe continue to pick-apart last night's Debate--including both Mayor Pete and Marianne Williamson's performances.
Jul 31, 2019
Stupid People Are Stupid
00:37:31
Hour 2 of A&G features thee most honest and entertaining analysis of last night's Dem Debate that you'll find on any broadcast platform known to man...or at least podcasts.
Jul 31, 2019
Oh Shut Up!
00:37:32
Hour 1 of the Wednesday edition of Armstrong & Getty features the first recap of last night's Dem Debate.
Jul 31, 2019
Ready For Socialist Night!
00:37:32
Hour 4 of A&G exhibits all of the finest qualities of a professional broadcast enterprise!
Jul 30, 2019
These Are My Neighbors
00:37:31
Hour 3 of A&G includes Senator Rand Paul's offer to Congresswoman Omar, Rahm Emanuel's honesting about healthcare for illegals, Headlines and why the market for grief porn needs to be closed.
Jul 30, 2019
I'm Feeling Unsteady!
00:37:08
Hour 2 of A&G features Debra J. Saunders on a new addition to the Trump Admin and the end of fiscal conservatism. Plus, when are we in our best moods? Marshall's headlines and what do women look for in a partner?
Jul 30, 2019
Last Chance!
00:37:31
Hour 1 of the Tuesday Edition of Armstrong & Getty includes the pure excitement and anticipation of tonight's historic Democrat debate. Plus, Mailbag, Headlines and the truth behind your food delivery guy!
Jul 30, 2019
Not An Anti Hero
00:37:32
Hour 4 of A&G features more on "The Worst Generation". Plus, condemnation for the Garlic Festival shooter. Marshall has headlines, followed by the Petering Out!
Jul 29, 2019
Plucking Pepperonis
00:37:30
Hour 3 of A&G includes criticism of the news media's constant claims of racism (plus some phony grandstanders). There's a new Fortnite champ, we learn something about food delivery drivers and why aren't you saving for your retirement???
Jul 29, 2019
Hip Hip Hooray!
00:37:33
Hour 2 of A&G includes a number of highly offensive phrases (yeah right), Marshall's headlines, why we need to replace "butthurt", shortening political campaigns and why comfort animals continued to be allowed on planes.
Jul 29, 2019
Live Your Principles!
00:37:34
Hour 1 of the Monday edition of Armstrong & Getty features some rock-solid career advice from Jack & Joe. Plus, inspiration thoughts via Mailbag, Marshall has headlines and the reason why David Spade is opting to take a non-Trump path for new show.
Jul 29, 2019
Bingo Bango
00:37:35
Hour 4 of A&G includes the downside of overhyping the Mueller testimony...a wonderful C.O.W....the wonders of British Parliament...thoughts on moving Halloween...and bullying on video game networks.
Jul 26, 2019
Committing Career Suicide
00:37:28
Hour 3 of A&G features concerned millennial journalist Tiana Lowe on the failings of our 2 political parties regarding the national debt. Plus--the gloves are off (what does that mean??). And, there were problems with the Russian election interference investigation.
Jul 26, 2019
The Child & The Queen
00:37:31
Hour 2 of A&G features some serious disdain for soft bigotry...Positive Sean reviews Tarantino's latest flick, Marshall has headlines and MBS's crazy plans to create a new city--with its own moon!
Jul 26, 2019
Ord-air...Ord-air...Ord-air!!!
00:37:30
Hour 1 of the Friday Edition of Armstrong & Getty features Jack's stalking of a lifeguard...Tumblin' Dice...A fantastic C.O.W....British order...headlines...and a Bonus Mailbag!
Jul 26, 2019
Thee Deluxe Treatment!
00:37:26
Hour 4 of A&G features more on Mueller. Plus, a kerfuffle over Canadian nether waxing. And, Marshall has headlines followed by The Petering Out and Final Thoughts.
Jul 25, 2019
An Ugly Messy Food Fight
00:37:32
Hour 3 of A&G features Congressman Tom McClintock on yesterday's Mueller testimony. Plus, Who's a Nut, and Who's a Troll? And Lanhee Chen has some words of wisdom regarding the big dog & pony show.
Jul 25, 2019
Safety Worship
00:37:29
Hour 2 of A&G includes more on Jack's experience at his community pool and how we're instilling fear in our children. Plus, Epstein is in a coma, a bit of Mueller and the FB fines gets buried!
Jul 25, 2019
Sophisticated Drones
00:37:27
Within Hour 1 of the Thursday edition of Armstrong & Getty, Jack & Joe address the reality (!!) of Drone Birds. Plus, there's time for Mueller...and Jack's public pool admission.
Jul 25, 2019
Mueller in Review!
00:37:30
Hour 4 of A&G features Jack & Joe reviewing Part 1 of Robert Mueller's big day in Congress!
Jul 24, 2019
Mueller Testimony #3
00:37:29
Hour 3 of Robert Mueller's congressional testimony continues on Armstrong & Getty...
Jul 24, 2019
Mueller Testimony #2
00:37:31
Hour 2 of A&G's coverage of Rober Mueller's congressional testimony continues...
Jul 24, 2019
Mueller Testimony #1
01:15:23
Armstrong & Getty's coverage of Robert Mueller's congressional testimony begins.
Jul 24, 2019
Eat More BBQ!!
00:37:19
Hour 4 of A&G features questions about a national minimum wage, connections between cheese and religion, Marshall's outstanding news update and The Petering Out!
Jul 23, 2019
Make History Tomorrow!
00:37:28
Hour 3 of the A&G features The WaPo's Rosalind Helderman on what's inside the Mind of Mueller. Plus, more reasons to believe that the Chinese government is not our friend and plenty of frivolity, insights and mayhem to occupy your mind!
Jul 23, 2019
How Crazy Can You Get
00:37:32
Hour 2 of A&G includes the insane experience of gaining admittance into a institution of higher learning. Plus, is Bolton on his way out? Should Franken have stayed-in? What about that Top Gun Jacket?
Jul 23, 2019
Not a Big Risk?
00:37:32
Hour 1 of the Tuesday edition of Armstrong & Getty includes Boris Johnson! Plus, our elected officials in DC have given up the thought of a budget. And, a Disney star makes an announcement about her sexuality...
Jul 23, 2019
Hi Ho Silver!!!
00:37:17
Hour 4 of A&G features details from the opioid report and Joe's new calling in life. Plus, thoughts on The Squad, Marshall's headlines and the reason why magazines should be ignored!!!
Jul 22, 2019
Broken Norms
00:37:32
Hour 3 of A&G includes thoughts on the undervalued employee. Plus, Bernie Sanders has a minimum wage problem. Iran announces the capture of a spy ring. And, norms are being broken left and right.
Jul 22, 2019
Feeling the Pressure
00:37:28
Hour 2 of A&G features Ian Bremmer on the increased tensions in the Persian Gulf. Plus, new research on processed foods. Marshall has the headlines and Joe had an interesting SF experience.
Jul 22, 2019
Are You Wearing Pockies?
00:37:29
Hour 1 of the Monday edition of Armstrong & Getty includes crisis, crisis crisis! (ok, not really). But, following a very brief mental health break, Jack & Joe focus on the Cats trailer, the Mueller report and the problem with your budget.
Jul 22, 2019
Squad Free Zone
00:37:34
Hour 4 of A&G features the fun and frivolity one would expect during the final hour on the final day...of our braodcast career...er, the week!
Jul 19, 2019
Only Use the Carrot??
00:37:31
Hour 3 of A&G includes Joe's feature on law enforcement, Scott Atlas of the Hoover Institution on the healthcare, Marshall's headlines and the reason why Obama's idea of retirement was a ruse.
Jul 19, 2019
If You Fail to Contribute...
00:37:33
Hour 2 of A&G features the shocking comments made by liberal NYT columnist Thomas Friedman's explanation of why Trump will win in 2020. Plus, Joe talks about Happy vs. Unhappy people. An Iranian drone is shot-down and the reason why socialism sounds great--but isn't.
Jul 19, 2019
Jumpy Meth Poets
00:37:30
Hour 1 of the Friday edition of Armstrong & Getty includes the moon landing, China's grand plan, a downed drone, C.O.W., Headlines and the strange story of bikini clad granny, lost in the desert.
Jul 19, 2019
We've Gone Insane!
00:37:33
Hour 4 of A&G features the Comic Book menace, Dr. Drew's call for honesty on LA's homeless crisis, the Face App examined--by Geoffrey Fowler and why swearing will help you feel better!
Jul 18, 2019
Budget Bogus
00:37:30
Hour 3 of A&G features Jack's thesis that we're living in the most interesting era of human history. Plus, Jon Stewart rips Rand Paul. And, Lanhee Chen joins Jack & Joe to talk about the Squad and what they mean to our current political mindset.
Jul 18, 2019
Unicornian Ideas
00:37:31
Hour 2 of A&G includes a clear-headed explanation of our current emotional, political mindset. Plus, Joe talks about his brother being robbed in SF. We'll have some highlight from the Trump rally and a perfect example of irony.
Jul 18, 2019
So Much Good Stuff!!
00:37:31
Hour 1 of the Thursday edition of Armstrong & Getty features a simmering Joe Getty, who's nearly ready to uncork on a matter of mystery. Plus, highlights from the Trump rally and more!
Jul 18, 2019
I'll Never Dance Again
00:37:32
Hour 4 of A&G features facts on the opioid crisis, the not-so surprising thoughts on immigration from the latino community. Plus, Jack wonders if he'll ever dance again, there's a debate about the use of accents in film & TV and Joe wonders if Elon Musk would appreciate some time together!
Jul 17, 2019
Villains and Creeps
00:37:32
Hour 3 of A&G includes thoughts on YouTube's standards and the demonetization of content produced by certain opinion givers. Plus, Jack unearths some troubling diet news, masked armed vigilante gangs are roaming the streets and is the founder of Craigslist a villian?
Jul 17, 2019
A Loss of Whimsey
00:37:33
Hour 2 of A&G features The Squad! Plus, Elon Musk wants to connect your brain to a computer. And, Jack loses his whimsey.
Jul 17, 2019
A Never Nude!
00:37:29
Hour 1 of the Wednesday edition of Armstrong & Getty features insights and revelations into the minds of Jack & Joe via a pair of dirty socks! Plus, Mailbag, Headlines and Jack & his son visit West Coast Customs!
Jul 17, 2019
Removing "This Sucks"
00:37:27
Hour 4 of A&G features the tale of group of Hollywood-types who want to solve the homeless issue in their neighborhood--will reality change their POV? Plus, there's been a dust-up in the Armstrong household. Marshall bring us one more batch of headlines. And, there's the Petering Out!
Jul 16, 2019
IHOP & Contraptions
00:37:29
Hour Three of A&G features political gamesmanship of the current battles between President Trump & The Squad. Plus, the latest headlines and how millenials are moving back home--a good idea?
Jul 16, 2019
The Transformation of Politics
00:37:29
Hour 2 of A&G features the transformation of our 2-party system. Plus, AOC's perfect nose, Disney's perfect surveillance system, a hot deal from Peyongang Mercedes and ideas for the Air Force on the Area 51 marauders.
Jul 16, 2019
No Moon Landing Hoax-Smack
00:37:31
Hour One of the Tuesday Edition of Armstrong & Getty features the calculators used to launch Apollo 11. Plus, Mailbag, Headlines and facts about caffeine.
Jul 16, 2019
Get a Whiff of Reality.
00:37:32
Hour Four of A&G features Jack's observations from LA's Skid Row. Plus, Things We Missed on Vacation--the Disneyland Brawl. Marshall covers the news of the day and we have The Petering Out
Jul 15, 2019
Greatest Day of His Life!!!
00:37:32
Hour Three of A&G features the surprising reaction to the immigration crisis by at the LULAC presidential town hall. Plus, more evidence that we've become a fat, fat nation. Marshall news and Jack's update on his son's condition and their trip to Legoland!
Jul 15, 2019
Roving Professional Annoyance
00:37:31
Hour Two of A&G features Debra J. Saunders on the Epstein story, a brief 2020 Campaign Death Pool Update, Marshall's headlines and Joe's trip to Idaho
Jul 15, 2019
Back in the Saddle Again!
00:37:29
Hour One of the Returning from Vacation edition of Armstrong & Getty features the A&G crew reflecting on their vacation exploits...and lamenting that that their time away is over!
Jul 15, 2019
Sauce or No Sauce
00:37:26
Hour Four of A&G contains the unique perspective that can only be within this fine podcast, from election theft to false claims of abuse at the border--it's all here! Plus, Marshall has a 2020 Dem Death Pool Campaign update and the Jack brings us the secrets of Joey Chestnut.
Jul 03, 2019
Playing An Important Role
00:37:34
Hour Three of A&G features Joe's review of the Declaration of Independence. Plus, Jack's baked beans recipe. And, why the Canadian Goose is really a scourge on civilization!