Weird AF News
By Jonesy
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Charlene
Nov 23, 2020
Jonesy is AWESOME! I absolutely love this podcast! If you haven't lost your hehe's & hahaha's. And you are looking to listen to something different. Try this one....Some of the stories he reads seem too crazy to be real but they are HILARIOUS! Flo-rida Friday is my fav!
And Jonesy....just keep singing!
Ronnie
Feb 17, 2020
love it!
David
Jul 31, 2018
Good stuff
Description
Comedian Jonesy covers weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Florida.
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Meth induced Bigfoot sacrifice leads to murder of fishing buddy. Gold spewing volcano make you rich.
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Apr 30, 2024 |
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Pet cat shipped 700 miles in Amazon return package. The Mona Lisa may be sent to the basement.
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Apr 30, 2024 |
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Floridaman employee shoots own father thru drive-thru. Floridaman drinks a cold one during arrest.
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Apr 26, 2024 |
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Male hippo discovered to be female after 7 years at a zoo. Orgasm noise study shows it's quiet.
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Apr 25, 2024 |
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Milan to ban ice cream and pizza after midnight. Lady says stolen jeep was a tip from a customer.
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Apr 24, 2024 |
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Snakebite victims asked to not bring the snake to the hospital. Man's body produces alcohol?
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Apr 23, 2024 |
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Woman took a corpse into a bank and tried to get a loan. Mascot name Ozempig upsets some people.
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Apr 22, 2024 |
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Floridaman has sword ritual with kidnapped lady. Florida fire fighter whips out his hose in a 7-11.
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Apr 19, 2024 |
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Workers hired thugs to beat up boss for long hours. Polish priest held drug field orgies and then...
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Apr 18, 2024 |
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Man arrested for having sex with a car for three years. Tennessee okays teachers with guns in class.
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Apr 18, 2024 |
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Goofy falls on top of woman, who sues Disney. Nuns eat potato chips and now the church is angry,
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Apr 16, 2024 |
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Man kills himself with his own poisonous pet snakes. Dead lady requested Grim Reaper at funeral.
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Apr 15, 2024 |
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Florida woman claims God told her to shoot up a highway during eclipse. Drunk driving on 3 wheels?
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Apr 12, 2024 |
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Testicles were shown on the news instead of solar eclipse. Employee hangs his own art in museum.
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Apr 11, 2024 |
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Drug made from human bones is very addicting. Nine year old misses bus, steals mom's car for school.
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Apr 10, 2024 |
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Chechnya bans music that's too slow but also too fast. Earthquake strikes while man gets vasectomy.
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Apr 09, 2024 |
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Town asks mayor to stop the solar eclipse. Italian island offers free goats if you catch them.
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Apr 08, 2024 |
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Floridaman assaults store manager with Bible on Easter. Couple arrested for sex in front of Popeye's
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Apr 05, 2024 |
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Man fires his gun downtown to celebrate his divorce. Africa threatens to deliver 20,000 elephants .
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Apr 04, 2024 |
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Firefighter impersonator with garden hose arrested. Arizona claims Pluto as official planet.
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Apr 02, 2024 |
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Super Gonorrhea surging in China. Filipinos still nailing themselves to crosses, church hates it.
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Apr 01, 2024 |
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Florida lady says it's not robbery, it's a "game called 21". Gallons of wine okay but no lab meat!
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Mar 29, 2024 |
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Help us find the biggest weiner in baseball. Man dies after friend pumps air into his rectum.
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Mar 28, 2024 |
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Strippers' Bill of Rights signed in Washington. Man believed his mom a vampire and staked her.
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Mar 27, 2024 |
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Titanic door that murdered Jack sold for $700k. Tennessee senate passes bill banning chemtrails?
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Mar 26, 2024 |
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Man stole and ate the leg of someone killed by a train. Buying lady poop online isn't easy.
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Mar 26, 2024 |
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Naked Florida woman sets fire to church and police cars. Child brought gun to daycare in lunchbox.
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Mar 22, 2024 |
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Boys ages 11, 12, and 16 rob a bank in Texas. Bakery can't sell alcohol near the pyramid winery.
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Mar 21, 2024 |
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Man offered college girls $100 to kick in the groin. Student persuaded to cut off both his feet.
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Mar 20, 2024 |
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Lady with two vaginas and a boyfriend for each. Cat fell into a cat of toxic chemicals.
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Mar 19, 2024 |
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Lady impersonates FBI agent to shut down Waffle House. Elderly couple escaped living facility.
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Mar 18, 2024 |
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Fake Florida doctor does a "killer" buttlift. Mom tried to sell her daughter in a bank parking lot.
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Mar 15, 2024 |
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Man creates giant mutant hybrid sheep illegally. Dead man's roommates drive his body to his bank.
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Mar 14, 2024 |
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Simulated period pain for male office workers in Japan. Fake lawyer at Burger King scam.
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Mar 13, 2024 |
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Rats are eating the marijuana at NOLA police station. Men planned to have python eat young girl.
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Mar 12, 2024 |
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Saudi Arabia's humanoid robot "gropes" news anchor. Library will accept cat pics instead of fees.
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Mar 11, 2024 |
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Floridaman says his bomb threat was "flirting". Man holds lady for ransom after learning she's Trans
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Mar 08, 2024 |
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Teacher shot student during exams. Russia and China plan a nuclear power plant on the Moon.
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Mar 07, 2024 |
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Scorpion stung a man's groin in Vegas hotel. US military man shared classified info on dating site.
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Mar 06, 2024 |
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Balls Out Bowling where nudity is required. Nasal spray addiction crisis in Norway.
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Mar 05, 2024 |
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Toe-licking fundraiser event at a school. Man pulls knife on comedy club staff after denied stage.
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Mar 04, 2024 |
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Floridaman claims is Jesus while pooping in a Target. Floridaman hates free stuff and will attack.
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Mar 01, 2024 |
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Teacher brings swords to class for kids to battle. Willy Wonka event left kids in tears.
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Feb 29, 2024 |
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Mom can't stop throwing Christmas trees. Japan will launch first wooden satellite.
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Feb 28, 2024 |
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Singer dosed bandmate with estrogen to steal his girlfriend. Woman will be first to marry a hologram
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Feb 27, 2024 |
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Corpse left in a hearse for two years. Man tried to buy a Porsche with $78 million check.
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Feb 26, 2024 |
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Florida woman gives mom a hot grits slap. Measles outbreak at a Florida school but it's fine!
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Feb 23, 2024 |
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Priest arrested for selling Viagra. Japan will allow women at the Naked Man Festival.
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Feb 22, 2024 |
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Your coffee has poop in it. Human leg found on the NYC subway tracks.
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Feb 21, 2024 |
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Man wearing kilt puts antiques up his rectum. Alabama court decides a frozen embryo is a child.
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Feb 20, 2024 |
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Bedsheet gloryhole trickery gets man jail time. Gang of elderly bank robbers with incontinence.
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Feb 19, 2024 |
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Floridaman carjacks his grandma. Floridaman stole statues to gift his ex on Valentine's Day.
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Feb 16, 2024 |
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Maggots fall on passengers' heads during flight. Stingray is pregnant but who's the daddy?
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Feb 15, 2024 |
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Pastor sold meth out of his Methodist church. Women are all about those AI boyfriends.
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Feb 14, 2024 |
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Tv show features girl turned into a chicken nugget. Crowd attacks a Robotaxi.
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Feb 13, 2024 |
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Mutant cancer resistant wolves in Chernobyl. Airline will weigh passengers ahead of takeoff.
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Feb 13, 2024 |
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Floridaman believes in right to shoot crack bears. Florida patient jiggled genitals for a crowd.
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Feb 09, 2024 |
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Climbers must carry own poop down from Mt. Everest. Radio station had their 200 ft tower stolen.
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Feb 08, 2024 |
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"Free Cocaine" samples lead to dealer arrest. Man paints squirrels to find which make the dog bark.
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Feb 07, 2024 |
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Dairy Queen meth ring dubbed "Operation Blizzard" bust. Samurai sword swinging man invades Walmart.
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Feb 06, 2024 |
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Man shoots at "Ninja like" people for hours. Large inert nuclear missile found in man's garage.
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Feb 05, 2024 |
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Florida mom's OnlyFans ad on her car featured at kids school. Florida wife does Florida things.
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Feb 03, 2024 |
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Adult diaper spa offer therapy in your diaper. Sky Poop leaves locals baffled.
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Feb 02, 2024 |
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Elmo learns that humanity is very depressed right now. Mother pours hot water on her horny son.
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Jan 31, 2024 |
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After Super Viagra orgy, man exposed himself at Hungry Jack's. Dead man wakes after pothole hit.
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Jan 30, 2024 |
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Pepperoni vandals strike Jersey home. Health officials warn do not eat fried toothpicks.
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Jan 29, 2024 |
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Floridaman anger management therapist murders people. Man tried to sleep with all flight attendants.
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Jan 26, 2024 |
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Amish horse and buggy stolen from Walmart parking lot. Senators propose bringing back duels.
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Jan 25, 2024 |
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Ukrainian woman wins Miss Japan. Metal band apologizes for throwing severed pig's head at a show.
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Jan 24, 2024 |
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Man stabs neighbor over loud snoring. New bill would ban sexy selfies unless you're married.
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Jan 23, 2024 |
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Bigfoot sightings are Black Bears, study shows. Marathon runner disqualified for chain smoking.
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Jan 22, 2024 |
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Florida woman tried to use dog pee for drug sample. Man touches himself while stabbing a stranger.
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Jan 19, 2024 |
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Oldest dog ever has title suspended. Passenger trapped in bathroom for entire flight.
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Jan 18, 2024 |
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Kentucky is very cool with incest. Shaman agrees to stop casting genital spells.
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Jan 17, 2024 |
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Man accuses neighbors of being pirates. Funny highway signs will be banned across US.
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Jan 16, 2024 |
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Mexican cartel goes into WiFi business. Man dressed as his girlfriend to take her university test.
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Jan 15, 2024 |
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Florida inmate claims got pregnant thru air conditioning. Man shoots leaf blower for blowing.
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Jan 13, 2024 |
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Kentucky invites space aliens to come for a visit. Navajo Nation is against human remains on Moon.
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Jan 11, 2024 |
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Sex worker offers military discount for services. Woman granted sperm of her dead husband.
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Jan 10, 2024 |
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She poisoned husband's soup cuz soap opera star told her to. Want glacier ice in your pina colada?
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Jan 09, 2024 |
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Man killed by falling cow while urinating. Naked Bamaman jumps into Bass Pro Shop aquarium.
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Jan 08, 2024 |
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Floridaman, his limp package and a dildo assault. Lady hides hot bullets in her hot lady pocket.
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Jan 05, 2024 |
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Best of Weird AF News 2023 - Part 2
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Jan 03, 2024 |
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Best of Weird AF News 2023 - Part 1
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Jan 02, 2024 |
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Florida lady beats boyfriend with Christmas tree. Floridaman in a dress makes pleasure on a porch.
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Dec 29, 2023 |
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You can keep on pooping, says the mayor. More strollers sold for pets than for infants in 2023.
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Dec 28, 2023 |
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Bathtub pooping incident by Chinese Chess champion. Spirit Air sends a boy to the wrong city.
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Dec 27, 2023 |
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North Korea wants to be vacation destination. Nativity scene with two Mary's sparks controversy.
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Dec 26, 2023 |
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Floridaman claims is Captain America and has guns. Man assaults WaWa employee with spicy chicken.
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Dec 22, 2023 |
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Surge in unprotected holiday sex warning. Beware of fake clergymen selling air conditioners.
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Dec 21, 2023 |
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Christmas is a time for penis fractures. Humans fuel global warming just by breathing, says study.
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Dec 20, 2023 |
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Baby Jesus kidnapped by TikTokers. Teacher gave homework assignment to plan a terror attack.
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Dec 19, 2023 |
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After School Satan Club at an elementary school? Resurrect your dead loved one with AI avatar.
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Dec 18, 2023 |
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Florida tourist man molested a manatee statue. Floridaman shot up a Christmas parade.
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Dec 15, 2023 |
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Family doesn't notice owl in their Xmas tree for days. Cruise line bans couple for balcony fishing.
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Dec 14, 2023 |
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Owning a dog makes your brain strong, study shows. Thieves argue lesser sentence cuz items on sale.
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Dec 13, 2023 |
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Teacher gave pre schoolers "sleepy time" stickers. Man claims he wasn't groping, he was robbing!
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Dec 12, 2023 |
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Passenger smuggles 2 otters and a prairie dog on flight. Krispy Kreme donuts invades France.
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Dec 11, 2023 |
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Florida woman lit her Tinder date on fire. Florida couple stole a house then put Christmas lights.
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Dec 08, 2023 |
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Lady shot in butt by her own gun during MRI. Official of Paraguay signs agreement with fake country.
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Dec 07, 2023 |
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Woman sentenced to work as fast food employee. Lady caught stealing during Shop with a Cop event.
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Dec 06, 2023 |
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Lady killed during Slap Therapy session. Japan police arrest taxi driver for killing a pigeon.
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Dec 05, 2023 |
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Florida gf stabs bf in eye for looking at other women. Man claims meth found in undies isn't his.
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Dec 02, 2023 |
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Man touches himself at a Kum and Go. Wife punched husband to death for not taking her to Dubai.
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Dec 01, 2023 |
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Serial Pringles can pooper caught. Russian prisoners forced to listen to Bon Jovi and Moby.
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Nov 29, 2023 |
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Dog farmers threaten to release 2 million dogs. Space flight causes erectile dysfunction.
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Nov 28, 2023 |
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McDonald's bans teenagers after 6pm. Men break into closed jail, lock themselves in a cell, call 911
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Nov 27, 2023 |
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Floridaman gets naughty on neighbor's porches. Floridaman assaults his wife with Oreo cookies.
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Nov 24, 2023 |
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Daryl Hall gets restraining order against John Oates. Hospitals remove crucifixes after attacks.
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Nov 22, 2023 |
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Drunken Taco Bell Holiday orgy anyone? Brown Friday is the a plumber's Thanksgiving nightmare.
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Nov 22, 2023 |
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Helicopters create crocodile orgies? Hospital released the wrong dead bodies to families.
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Nov 20, 2023 |
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Floridaman poops on a dead possum in public. Woman shoots her sugardaddy in front of his girlfriend.
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Nov 17, 2023 |
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Christian Furries judged for being Christian? Marathon runner banned for using a car in a race.
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Nov 16, 2023 |
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Horse gets loose on board a plane. Boy attends his own murder hearing to prove he's in fact alive.
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Nov 15, 2023 |
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Santa gets a DUI while driving kids on Santa's Train. Murderer released from prison for obesity.
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Nov 14, 2023 |
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Daycare workers ran children's fight club. CVS replaces toilet paper with pictures of toilet paper.
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Nov 13, 2023 |
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Disney has a "Poop Hallway". Floridaman takes a bath with his 5 alligators.
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Nov 10, 2023 |
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Hiker brings home deadly snake to show the kids. Catholic Church warning about fake priests.
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Nov 09, 2023 |
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Snake Pizza offered by the Hut. Robot worker kills another human and the robot wars begin!
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Nov 08, 2023 |
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People with tattoos commit more crimes, study says. Cocaine Hippos of Columbia are a problem.
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Nov 07, 2023 |
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Naked house cleaner is very trusting. man not allowed to wear Gimp suit and hump the street.
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Nov 06, 2023 |
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Florida police warn of the Booty Patrol. Buy a new roof, get free AR-15 and a free turkey.
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Nov 03, 2023 |
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Volcano owners not liable for visitor safety. Offensive bird names will be replaced by nice ones.
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Nov 02, 2023 |
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Lady identifies as a vampire. Teacher in trouble for yelling "Hail Satan!" in class.
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Nov 01, 2023 |
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Halloween candy should be eaten all at once , say dentists. 50 scariest places in all 50 states.
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Oct 31, 2023 |
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Restaurant will charge $50 child misbehave fee. Man lit himself on fire when the tea arrived late.
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Oct 30, 2023 |
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Floridaman demands all the Viagra or he'll shoot. Floridaman "Games" - Olympics for criminals.
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Oct 27, 2023 |
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Man tried to hire prostitute for his horse. Man attacks skateboarder who he thought was a fish.
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Oct 26, 2023 |
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Genital examinations of Dollar General employees? Celine Dion music battles torment a town in NZ.
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Oct 25, 2023 |
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Never pee in the beer even if it tastes like pee. Football coach shot at practice by angry parent.
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Oct 24, 2023 |
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Skeleton strippers are a Halloween controversy. Priest smashed pumpkins to rid the town of evil.
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Oct 23, 2023 |
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Florida woman stole mom's car and ran her over with it. Lady woke up to maintenance man in her bed.
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Oct 20, 2023 |
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Dead guy was mistaken for Halloween decoration. School hires an AI Robot teacher.
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Oct 19, 2023 |
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Bomb? Nope. Turns out it's an adult diaper. Man faked over 20 heart attacks for free meals.
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Oct 18, 2023 |
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Circumcised? Foreskin regeneration is here! Workers steal customer credit cards to bail out inmates.
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Oct 17, 2023 |
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Would you get married at a McDonald's? Family removes Halloween decoration to appease sick neighbor.
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Oct 16, 2023 |
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Floridaman stole a car at his job interview. Teacher shows 4th graders Winnie the Pooh horror film.
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Oct 13, 2023 |
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Making love to a cucumber on meth? Catch a UFO on your security camera and win $1 million.
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Oct 12, 2023 |
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Amish caught with cell phones during emergency alert. Cop in trouble for being an OnlyFans model.
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Oct 11, 2023 |
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Robot Super Wolves protect Japan against bears. Free "emergency" pizza from Domino's?
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Oct 10, 2023 |
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Lady smuggles giraffe poop into US to make jewelry. Puke penalty if you throw up your brunch.
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Oct 09, 2023 |
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Floridaman car jacked on first date. Floridaman busted for illegal erectile dysfunction pills.
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Oct 06, 2023 |
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China is taking back all their pandas. Police in Mexico arrest a Chucky doll for robbery.
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Oct 05, 2023 |
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Gay marriages may be blessed according to Pope. Texas family terrorized by a huge pig.
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Oct 04, 2023 |
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Emotional support alligator not allowed in stadium? Can you sell a jaguar in a Texas parking lot?
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Oct 03, 2023 |
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Man drives into police station while playing Guns N' Roses. Fat Bear Week may be in danger!
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Oct 02, 2023 |
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Floridaman bakes cocaine cookies and murders. Man burglarizes while pooping on a boat.
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Sep 29, 2023 |
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Erectile dysfunction cured with spider venom! Hospital props up dead woman to appear alive.
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Sep 28, 2023 |
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Airlines is sorry for searching female genitalia. Can you legally record a crazy person in Target?
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Sep 27, 2023 |
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Sheep's eat 600 pounds of cannabis. Tinder has a $500 month tier to avoid common folk.
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Sep 26, 2023 |
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AIDS sculpture looking like an Anus causes stir. Police warn that 20 naked guys are out there.
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Sep 25, 2023 |
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Floridaman invents the McTweeker breakfast sandwich. Lady stole alligator for birthday photo shoot.
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Sep 22, 2023 |
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People who identify as dogs gather to bark. Study shows eating cheese is good for your brain.
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Sep 21, 2023 |
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Can you name your baby Methamphetamine? Teacher fired for reading Anne Frank diary to class.
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Sep 20, 2023 |
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Anti Glasses influencer says just put essential oils in your eyes. Custody battle over a cat?
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Sep 19, 2023 |
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US military needs help finding missing stealth fighter jet. Police taze band director for playing.
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Sep 18, 2023 |
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Florida mom leaves child to swim with sharks. Floridaman pulls a gun on faster internet.
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Sep 15, 2023 |
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Alien corpses on display during Mexico Congress. Cursed haunted painting sold on EBay.
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Sep 14, 2023 |
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Man broke into a daycare and pretended to be a baby girl. Coke launches beverage created using AI.
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Sep 13, 2023 |
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Red wine floods an entire town in Portugal. World Lying Down Competition still going after weeks.
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Sep 12, 2023 |
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Synthetic Alcohol is coming and without the hangover. Teen dies after taking the One Chip Challenge.
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Sep 11, 2023 |
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Floridaman arrested while crossing the ocean in giant hamster wheel. Lady chokes fiance with feet.
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Sep 08, 2023 |
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Sexting nun tells the Vatican where to go. Diarrhea on the plane! Diarrhea on the plane!
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Sep 07, 2023 |
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Professor with a clown fetish had students paint faces. Radioactive wild pigs wreaking havoc.
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Sep 06, 2023 |
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Rat Tours are popular with New York City tourists. Two arrested for breaking the Great Wall of China
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Sep 05, 2023 |
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Florida women clog toilet, then battle fast-food employees. Floridaman claims to be the Joker...
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Sep 01, 2023 |
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Airlines offers "Adult Only" zones - no babies allowed. Fake surgeon and penis enlargement botch.
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Aug 31, 2023 |
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"Beer Goggles" is a myth according to science. Burger King sued for Whopper not being Whopper-like.
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Aug 30, 2023 |
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Dog buys an apartment, realtor gets arrested. Woman has 3 inch worm pulled from her confused brain.
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Aug 29, 2023 |
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Teacher arrested in classroom with cup full of wine. Watermelons are exploding and here's why.
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Aug 28, 2023 |
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Floridaman is "The reason the beer's always gone". Woman poisons her date with cockroach spray.
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Aug 25, 2023 |
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Astrologer arrested for telling thieves best TIME to rob. Playground slides and bear mace don't mix.
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Aug 24, 2023 |
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Man arrested for stealing neighbor's front porch. Man used dead brother's identity for 50 years.
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Aug 23, 2023 |
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Study Uranus and help out NASA. Russia's first moon mission in decades results in a crash.
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Aug 22, 2023 |
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Passengers having sex in driverless Robo-taxis. Please don't pose naked with the sunflowers.
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Aug 21, 2023 |
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Florida criminal pours Mountain Dew on herself to "hide DNA" evidence. Woman had stripper dreams.
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Aug 18, 2023 |
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No more gay watches in Malaysia. Drunk Americans trapped overnight in the Eiffel Tower.
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Aug 17, 2023 |
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Gay Pop Tarts are a threat to the kids? Dying wife asks husband if she can sleep with her ex.
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Aug 16, 2023 |
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Sex in space is possible but should you? Train company uses aromatherapy to soothe angry passengers.
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Aug 15, 2023 |
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Store evacuated by painful erection causing spider. Russia considering chemical castrations.
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Aug 14, 2023 |
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Florida - where you go fishing and catch cocaine! Schools remove Shakespeare for sexual content.
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Aug 11, 2023 |
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Order the Hitler Fries and Anne Frank Burger. Save some money and share a bed with a stranger.
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Aug 10, 2023 |
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Lady attacked by a snake and a hawk at the same time. Man broke into homes to rub lady feets.
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Aug 09, 2023 |
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Trans woman wants her testicles back from ex. Nut allergy passenger bought all the nuts on flight.
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Aug 08, 2023 |
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Pet all the dogs! Doctors say so! Man stabs another through the head with an American flag.
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Aug 07, 2023 |
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Florida is Leprosy capital of US. Manager of Florida Chipotle is sleeping with all the husbands.
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Aug 04, 2023 |
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It's National Grab Your Nuts Day! Bury yourself in a hot pink Barbie themed coffin.
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Aug 03, 2023 |
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Science discovered the perfect swear word. Hire a celebrity to quit your job for you.
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Aug 02, 2023 |
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Zoo denies their bears are not humans wearing costumes. FatCon is coming to Philadelphia.
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Aug 01, 2023 |
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Man spent $14k to become a dog. Scientists bring back to life a worm frozen for 46,000 years.
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Jul 31, 2023 |
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Cocaine Sharks in Florida! Woman shot her husband's genitals over air conditioning.
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Jul 28, 2023 |
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Americans are not having sex and here's why. Airline served passengers Kentucky Fried Chicken.
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Jul 27, 2023 |
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Largest breast donation in world history. Lady divorced her Victorian soldier ghost over his obsession with Marilyn Monroe.
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Jul 26, 2023 |
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Adults work as "full time children" in China. Couple threatens to stage a hunger strike over pickleball noises.
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Jul 25, 2023 |
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Florida schools will teach slavery was awesome for slaves. Floridaman hides ammo behind his balls.
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Jul 21, 2023 |
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You can't get your Butt Drugs any more. Man decorated home with human body parts.
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Jul 20, 2023 |
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Police will not longer drink on their lunch break. French government wants to see your junk pics.
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Jul 19, 2023 |
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Tourists are rushing to Death Valley to fry like bacon. Doctors reattach a boy's decapitated head.
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Jul 18, 2023 |
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Free whale slaughter viewing with every cruise. Man loves running while on fire, breaks records.
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Jul 17, 2023 |
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Meth found in soy sauce at Florida steak house. Free pizza? Not if I shoot you! Says Floridaman.
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Jul 14, 2023 |
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Mayor married an alligator to keep the peace. In Italy you can grope a woman for under 10 seconds.
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Jul 13, 2023 |
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Burger King offers cheeseburger with 20 slices of cheese. Dumpling eating contests are illegal here.
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Jul 12, 2023 |
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New term for "vagina" could be "bonus hole"? Tiktok boat jump challenge leads to death.
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Jul 11, 2023 |
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Vampire facials linked to HIV cases. Robots say they will not steal our jobs or murder us.
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Jul 10, 2023 |
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Meth lab found at Florida Welcome Center. Woman arrested with a crack pipe and a baby raccoon?
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Jul 07, 2023 |
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Giant hot elephant balls are fighting cancer. McDonald's offers catering for your wedding.
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Jul 06, 2023 |
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Drugs fall from the sky in France. Woman with 800 tattoos wonders why no one hires her.
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Jul 05, 2023 |
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Floridaman shotguns a Twisted Tea with baby gator. Floridaman punches man over his crack quality.
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Jun 30, 2023 |
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Fan throws her mom's cremated ashes on stage at Pink concert. Oldest image of a pizza discovered.
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Jun 29, 2023 |
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Gimme all your money! I mean, let's go on a date. Mom's apologize for quoting Hitler.
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Jun 28, 2023 |
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Sorry for the naked guy tied up in the moving truck! Pump your own gas in Oregon and not be arrested
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Jun 27, 2023 |
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Family selling a cat that grants wishes. Make sweet love in the Church hotel?
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Jun 26, 2023 |
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Meth Island shut down by Florida police. Floridaman arrested while drinking Floridaman Beer.
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Jun 23, 2023 |
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Bus 666 to HEL has been canceled. Flight attendant makes bomb threat to stop her ex's vacation.
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Jun 22, 2023 |
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Fake priest hired by restaurant to find thieves. Lady refuses to take down her giant werewolf.
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Jun 21, 2023 |
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Search is on for missing Titanic tourist submarine. Gold bar vending machines are popular in Korea.
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Jun 20, 2023 |
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Man fakes his own death to teach his family a lesson. Gas station clerk asked a friend to rob him.
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Jun 19, 2023 |
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Floridaman gets bit by relative, gets flesh eating disease. Best nude beach in the world....Florida?
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Jun 16, 2023 |
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Egypt bans all dog breeds except ten. Hundreds attend church service led by an A.I.
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Jun 15, 2023 |
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Dead woman wakes up in the coffin at her own wake. Mysterious anonymous free food deliveries.
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Jun 14, 2023 |
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We are all drinking dinosaur pee! Female only Korean spa has to allow dongs in the shower.
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Jun 13, 2023 |
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Porn star accidentally hired for Little Mermaid movie. Family stuck with 1 million pennies.
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Jun 12, 2023 |
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Floridaman assaults with chicken wings. Floridaman claims he is a ghost, breaks into family home.
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Jun 09, 2023 |
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3 severed heads were left on employee's desk. In Japan you can hire agency to quit your job for you.
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Jun 08, 2023 |
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Man steals sex toys from homes to give as birthday presents. Robots suck at making pizza.
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Jun 07, 2023 |
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Cupcake stealing bears dealt a deadly blow. Man fired from job for being on the toilet all day.
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Jun 06, 2023 |
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Cocaine in a hotdog leads to fast food employee arrest. Lady murders just to "see what it's like".
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Jun 05, 2023 |
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Floridaman breaks into home to hide from a ghost. Floridaman in cat pajamas stabs roommate.
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Jun 02, 2023 |
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Passengers must weigh themselves before boarding flights. Taylor Swift fans wear diapers to shows.
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Jun 01, 2023 |
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Family adopts 6 yo, turns out to be angry adult. Student lists his high school for sale on Zillow.
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May 31, 2023 |
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Fart Spray prank leads to criminal charges. Toddler imprisoned for parents' Bible possession.
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May 30, 2023 |
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Floridaman "Time Traveler" throws brick at a baby. Man loses arm to a gator after peeing behind bar.
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May 26, 2023 |
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Public sex? Not if we cut down all the trees! Drivers carry guns on new rideshare app.
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May 25, 2023 |
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Doctor has the janitor assist in amputation procedure. NASA sending robot snakes to explore space.
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May 24, 2023 |
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Man shot roommate for eating last Hot Pocket. Topless Jeep Weekend in Texas goes as expected.
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May 23, 2023 |
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No gay nuns for Pride Day because that's too gay. The dog poo capital of the US is....
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May 22, 2023 |
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Floridaman attacks police officer with meat. Florida teacher in trouble for showing a Disney film with a gay character.
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May 19, 2023 |
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Man claims his dog was driving to get out of DUI. Man banned from being near women in public.
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May 18, 2023 |
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Priests will wear QR codes to show sex offenders. Schools to ban chocolate milk in cafeterias.
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May 17, 2023 |
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Are you stressed? Try a British accent! Forgot how to smile? Take our smiling seminar!
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May 16, 2023 |
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City bans dog barking at the dog park. Pizzeria shut down after lacing food with cannabis.
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May 15, 2023 |
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Florida teacher lets student hit her vape pen. Dude hits lady in bed after getting her name wrong.
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May 12, 2023 |
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Man opens store selling crack, meth and cocaine. Dangerous rabbit attacks residents in small town.
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May 11, 2023 |
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Knee bolognese! Influencer eats pieces of her own body. Girl fakes a kidnapping cuz college is hard.
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May 10, 2023 |
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Lady murders husband then writes a grief book for children. Lady survives days in outback on wine.
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May 09, 2023 |
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Free toe sucking included in your hotel stay. Man goes on a date, gets tied up in the woods.
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May 08, 2023 |
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Floridaman defecates on romantic rival's car. Trans lifeguard bares breasts during audition.
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May 05, 2023 |
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Man shoots his friend after thinking he's a turkey. Giant mound of cooked pasta found in a forest.
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May 04, 2023 |
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Lady has an orgasm at a classical music concert. Man drills holes in his own skull to get high.
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May 03, 2023 |
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Landlords can be naked on the property court rules. Cockfighting is big business in Hawaii.
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May 02, 2023 |
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Man performs sex act with a seagull in an alley. Dwarf Bullfighting banned in Spain.
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May 01, 2023 |
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Floridaman says it's not heroin it's Guatemalan chili powder. Florida teacher loves slavery.
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Apr 29, 2023 |
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Sperm injecting robots are fathering children. Town forces argumentative parents to umpire games.
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Apr 27, 2023 |
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Get your tooth pulled by a fake dentist in a hotel room! Many vasectomies threaten Earth they say.
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Apr 26, 2023 |
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Marathon runner decides to catch a ride in a car. Japan wants to know which baby cries loudest.
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Apr 25, 2023 |
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You're most likely to have sex with a robot if you're horny. Students and teachers lick whip cream.
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Apr 24, 2023 |
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Floridaman burns down his home to stop vampires. Alligator bites off Floridaman's leg at an RV park.
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Apr 21, 2023 |
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Naked man tried to baptize himself in a church fountain. Cat hunting contest for the kids canceled.
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Apr 20, 2023 |
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Cafe waitress mixed her own blood into cocktails. FBI arrests man who applied for job on hitman site
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Apr 19, 2023 |
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Porn on the train will not be tolerated. Couple beheads themselves at same time with homemade device
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Apr 18, 2023 |
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Lady injected a black widow spider to get high. Now you can get groped and be late for class.
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Apr 17, 2023 |
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Florida teacher hosted fight club inside classroom. Floridaman calls the cops on the cops.
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Apr 14, 2023 |
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Mom of twins calls police when she can't tell them apart. Alcoholic dog has been rehabilitated.
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Apr 13, 2023 |
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78 year old woman robs banks so politely. Man scares his neighbor's chickens to death.
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Apr 12, 2023 |
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Monopoly game ends in a sword fight. Bodyguard the Musical shuts after fans keep singing along.
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Apr 11, 2023 |
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Snakes on a plane! But for real! Bloody crucifixions still take place on Good Friday.
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Apr 10, 2023 |
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Naked Floridaman transports dead deer in stolen school bus. Man whips out machete at karaoke bar.
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Apr 07, 2023 |
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Man called his ex 800 times in 48 hours and faces jail time. Would you eat Wooly Mammoth meatballs?
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Apr 06, 2023 |
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Live-stream castration ring busted. Rap music will not be allowed at the Easter Festival.
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Apr 05, 2023 |
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AI told a man to kill himself, and he did. Bear meat vending machine in Japan is quite popular.
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Apr 04, 2023 |
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Ghost of a child damaged his car, claims man. Order Starbucks drink based on your Zodiac sign?
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Apr 03, 2023 |
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Florida stripper assaults man with dollar bills. Floridaman would rather burn than be arrested.
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Mar 31, 2023 |
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Waiting for a dead pastor to resurrect for entire year. Colleges giving students a week off for love
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Mar 30, 2023 |
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Invincible super pigs are invading the US! Politicians in Finland are rapping to attract voters.
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Mar 29, 2023 |
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Serial sperm donor fathered 550 kids and won't stop. Only alcohol free bar in Dublin has closed.
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Mar 28, 2023 |
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Tenant squeezed landlord's testicles to death. News anchor canceled for rapping Snoop Dogg.
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Mar 28, 2023 |
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Alligator knocks on Floridaman's front door. Florida principal fired for showing a classical penis.
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Mar 24, 2023 |
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Prisoners break out of jail and go to an IHOP. Man describes Hell in detail to his doc after dying.
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Mar 23, 2023 |
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Man poops on bicycle seats to show affection. Finland offers free vacation to come learn happiness.
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Mar 22, 2023 |
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From beheadings to making copies, Taliban as office workers. Device let's you make out with insects.
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Mar 21, 2023 |
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Burglar steals vibrator after entering through a dog flap. Does Mozart's music stop crime?
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Mar 20, 2023 |
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The real Terminator is a Floridaman. Giant seaweed blob is about to retire in Florida.
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Mar 17, 2023 |
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Racist principal turns out to be a deepfake made by students. First octopus farm is causing alarm.
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Mar 16, 2023 |
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American smuggled marijuana into Jamaica because dumb. Robot Armageddon begins at Lowe's.
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Mar 15, 2023 |
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It's raining worms in China. Scientists discover possible nut allergy cure.
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Mar 14, 2023 |
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Anyone can be topless at Berlin public pools. Valentine's Day 2046 is now incoming asteroid day.
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Mar 13, 2023 |
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Threesome ends when Floridaman throws a brick. National Sugar Daddy Appreciation Day in Florida?
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Mar 10, 2023 |
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Don't make me impregnate ISIS women! Dolphin Dave in trouble for touching too many dolphins.
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Mar 09, 2023 |
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Couple marries in the Metaverse, gets free Taco Bell. California city bans balloons in public.
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Mar 08, 2023 |
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Sushi licking kids fooled by AI cameras. 28 girls hospitalized after using Ouija Board at school.
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Mar 07, 2023 |
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Men modeling women's lingerie in China following a ban. Don't push your slower friend at the bear!
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Mar 06, 2023 |
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Florida lady argues her jailed fetus needs to be released. Stop delivering takeout to eagle's nest!
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Mar 03, 2023 |
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Man goes to Disneyland 2,995 days in a row. Japan's birth rate so low due to romance skills?
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Mar 02, 2023 |
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Man arrested with an 800 year old mummy girlfriend. Robot baristas will soon make us coffee drinks.
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Mar 01, 2023 |
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Bride dies at ceremony and is replaced by younger sister. Future cars could repossess themselves.
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Feb 28, 2023 |
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Penis size is increasing because of pollution. Mexico president shows proof of a crackhead in a tree
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Feb 27, 2023 |
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Florida mom's OnlyFans gets son suspended. Florida woman pulls a gun over a free cookie.
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Feb 24, 2023 |
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Lady twerks on a dead guy at his funeral. The official drunkest state in America last year is...
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Feb 23, 2023 |
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Be like Jesus, just don't fast like Jesus. Cookie Monster is acting belligerent along the wharf.
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Feb 22, 2023 |
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Doctor did illegal testicular ultrasounds in his bedroom. Teens trash mansion in social media stunt.
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Feb 21, 2023 |
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Ahhh the smell of New Mexico! Couple tried to murder one another yet stays together for 57 years.
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Feb 20, 2023 |
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Florida daycare put the children in Blackface. Floridaman wants penis statues in every city.
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Feb 17, 2023 |
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Best cars to have sex in are... man escapes prison disguised as sheep gets caught in a field.
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Feb 16, 2023 |
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Nightclub bans trouble making red sneakers. Pastor says sermons written by the AI are unacceptable.
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Feb 16, 2023 |
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Donate your exe's crap to Goodwill on Valentine Day. Underground hot spring pornography ring busted.
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Feb 14, 2023 |
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First baby dropped anonymously in the Baby Box. You should hug some cows on Valentine's Day.
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Feb 14, 2023 |
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Floridaman bites head off python during an argument. Floridaman crashes his homemade plane.
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Feb 11, 2023 |
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Senate legalized Ninja throwing stars. First man in the world to get a tattoo from a monkey.
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Feb 09, 2023 |
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Threesome or alien abduction! Your choice. New gummies that make your vagina taste better.
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Feb 08, 2023 |
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Man's cancer caused him to speak with an Irish accent. Mafia boss fugitive found making pizzas.
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Feb 07, 2023 |
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French bulldogs may be banned as pets. Have you tried zapping your brain to cure brain fog?
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Feb 06, 2023 |
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Floridaman sues for being on Wheel of Fugitive. Florida schools wanna know your menstrual history.
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Feb 03, 2023 |
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Donate your organs and get out of jail early. Company will resurrect Wooly Mammoths and Dodo Birds.
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Feb 02, 2023 |
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Couple abandon their baby at airport rather than buy ticket. Dismembered penis found at gas station.
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Feb 01, 2023 |
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Men spend 7 hours a year hiding in the bathroom. Woman killed her look alike to fake her own death.
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Jan 31, 2023 |
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Pet fish commits credit card fraud while playing Nintendo. Doctors swallow legos for science.
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Jan 30, 2023 |
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Florida lady says crack pipe inside her is actually a sex toy. Man drove off pier cuz Jesus told him
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Jan 27, 2023 |
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Students can't identify as animals at school. How did a fake restaurant become #1 in London?
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Jan 26, 2023 |
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Food made of aborted fetuses must be labeled. Museums say the word "mummy" is offensive.
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Jan 25, 2023 |
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Know where your rectum is? Half of people don't. Whale parts now sold in vending machines.
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Jan 24, 2023 |
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Men with small penises like fast cars, study says. Man survived lost at sea 24 days on ketchup.
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Jan 23, 2023 |
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Floridaman shoots another over existence of Heaven and Hell. Iguana falls on man's face during yoga.
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Jan 20, 2023 |
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Did you know you can "smoke" your alcohol? Man uses a building shaker to get revenge on neighbors.
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Jan 20, 2023 |
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Library closed due to meth in the walls. Schools ban all physical contact, including hugging.
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Jan 18, 2023 |
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The most powerful passport in the word is? New bill would count fetus as a passenger for HOV lane.
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Jan 17, 2023 |
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You can dance without a permit in Sweden. Dancers flashmob funeral to Another One Bites the Dust.
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Jan 16, 2023 |
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Florida lady brings emotional support snake on flight. Floridaman combines stabbing with scooting.
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Jan 13, 2023 |
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Mother profits off her wetting herself. Air India allows passengers to urinate on each other.
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Jan 12, 2023 |
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Man with Natural Ice in his veins poops on cars. Not a single bank robbery in Denmark last year.
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Jan 11, 2023 |
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Man bites passenger's face off, thinking he's a robot. Drunks needed for deputy field training.
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Jan 10, 2023 |
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8 ways to eat your Christmas tree. Old Nazi treasure map sparks a citizen treasure hunt.
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Jan 09, 2023 |
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Floridaman says his genitals were grabbed at massage parlor. Burglars called 911 for help moving.
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Jan 06, 2023 |
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Watching porn now requires age verification. Japan will pay you to move out of Tokyo.
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Jan 05, 2023 |
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Masturbating walrus causes fireworks cancellation. "You have cancer! Just kidding, Happy New Year!"
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Jan 04, 2023 |
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Best of 2022 - Part 2
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Jan 03, 2023 |
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Best of 2022 - Part 1
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Jan 02, 2023 |
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Floridaman attacks cop for waking him then raps. Floridaman breaks into a home to use the toilet.
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Dec 30, 2022 |
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Father of 102 kids decides it's too expensive to have kids. Bill Cosby plans a comedy tour for 2023.
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Dec 29, 2022 |
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Defeated politician whips out a sword and threatens voters. Teen gave out fake parking tickets.
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Dec 28, 2022 |
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Sex dolls are allowed to enter South Korea. Apparently people hate the song Last Christmas by Wham.
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Dec 27, 2022 |
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Florida mistress demands BDSM dungeon from the city. Floridaman shot Florida woman for twerking.
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Dec 23, 2022 |
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Mom offers her liver as a bribe to help her son. Super mosquitoes are unstoppable now!
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Dec 22, 2022 |
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WWI bomb inside a man's rectum causes hospital evacuation. Two women jailed for feeding stray cats.
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Dec 21, 2022 |
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Is it cruel to turn your pet dog into a Grinch? Giant aquarium explodes in a Berlin hotel.
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Dec 20, 2022 |
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Don't eat the hallucinogenic spinach! Bank robbery suspect demanded just one dollar?
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Dec 19, 2022 |
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Floridaman attacks wife with a Christmas tree. Florida woman carjacked her Tinder date.
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Dec 16, 2022 |
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Pastor wants to grow marijuana in his church. Spider infestation forces school to close.
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Dec 15, 2022 |
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A Christmas tree vandalized many cars. Rent a living tree this holiday season and save the planet.
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Dec 14, 2022 |
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Stop throwing marshmallows in the lava! South Koreans will soon become one year younger.
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Dec 13, 2022 |
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The first "Vagina on a Chip" made in a lab. Girl granted license to own a unicorn if she finds one.
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Dec 12, 2022 |
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Floridaman robs Walmart with 50 cops inside. School nurse stole all the students' Adderall.
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Dec 09, 2022 |
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World Cup is hurting the camels. Indonesia just banned sex outside of marriage.
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Dec 08, 2022 |
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Semen filled Christmas ornaments anyone? Famous sword swallower nearly died from too many swords.
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Dec 07, 2022 |
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Doctor removes 23 contact lenses from patient's eye. Free removal of any Kanye West tattoos.
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Dec 06, 2022 |
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Drones make Guns N' Roses very angry, as does a new store that sells guns and flowers.
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Dec 05, 2022 |
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Florida woman sues cuz mac n cheese takes 3.5 minutes. Floridaman assaults with a sex toy.
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Dec 03, 2022 |
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Ancient Zombie Virus is dug up by scientists. Japan's poop museum is perfect for poop selfies!
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Dec 01, 2022 |
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Fake gladiators arrested in Rome for extorting tourists. Father brought son to Hooters controversy.
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Dec 01, 2022 |
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Every monk tests positive for meth at temple. Thanksgiving family Monopoly game goes violent.
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Nov 29, 2022 |
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Police dept requests killer robots for deadly force. Men should touch themselves 21 times for health
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Nov 28, 2022 |
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Floridaman robs Walmart but claims he owns Walmart. Grocery store allows boozing while shopping.
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Nov 25, 2022 |
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This country has way too much cocaine. Why are Chinese youth dressing up like American farmers?
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Nov 23, 2022 |
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Mom arrested for making son walk home. The mystery of the circling sheep.
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Nov 22, 2022 |
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Bar manager accused of making teen girls fight a duel. Suicide pods going on sale soon?
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Nov 22, 2022 |
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Floridaman breaks into a home to make coffee. Florida lady claims the Bible verse attacked her.
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Nov 19, 2022 |
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Don't eat the dead whales on the beach! Woman caught with dead boyfriends ashes in a sex toy.
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Nov 17, 2022 |
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Native American scalps illegally sold online. Judge attacked by a chocolate chip muffin.
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Nov 16, 2022 |
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Grandpa chainsmokes while running a marathon. Three mermaids saved a drowning scuba diver.
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Nov 15, 2022 |
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Police warn against buying owls from strangers on drugs. Nudist wants to get naked in your garden.
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Nov 14, 2022 |
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Floridaman stuffed gun inside a raw chicken to bring on plane. Florida has it's own idea of planking
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Nov 11, 2022 |
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Child bites a cobra to death. Philadelphia Chicken Man regrets eating 40 rotisserie chickens.
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Nov 10, 2022 |
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Prostitute ghosts are haunting a woman's home? Nurse amputated man's foot for taxidermy collection.
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Nov 09, 2022 |
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Virtual Reality headset that really kills you. Why will wolves be shot by paintball guns?
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Nov 08, 2022 |
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Don't lick the psychedelic toad, warns Park Services. Trapped miners survive 9 days only on coffee.
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Nov 07, 2022 |
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Sex toy bite fight with Florida woman. Floridaman blames a curse for driving without tires.
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Nov 04, 2022 |
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Hitler Halloween costume gets a man fired. Fake student lived in Stanford Univ. dorms for a year.
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Nov 03, 2022 |
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"Wife Beater Wednesday" has been officially canceled. Picking your nose can cause Alzheimer's?
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Nov 02, 2022 |
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"Now hiring non-stupid people" sign offends locals. Horror video game that takes place in IKEA.
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Nov 01, 2022 |
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Company will bury you alive for a fee. Is your home haunted? Your car keys may be a clue.
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Oct 31, 2022 |
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Floridaman told police he has a permit to carry meth. 14yo gave out $13k of grandma's cash at school
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Oct 28, 2022 |
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Priests and nuns watch porn says the Pope. Marijuana company sued for not getting us high enough.
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Oct 27, 2022 |
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Trans gender volleyball player causes forfeits. Free vapes for pregnant women.
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Oct 26, 2022 |
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World's dirtiest man dies after his first bath in decades. TikTok dead guy books role on TV show.
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Oct 25, 2022 |
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Soccer fan brings dead grandpa's skull to championship. "Offensive" Karen Halloween display removed.
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Oct 24, 2022 |
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Florida gas stations will sell marijuana. Floridaman attacked a woman for not having a crack pipe.
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Oct 21, 2022 |
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140 year old pair of Levi's jeans sells for big money. Man drove thru the oldest bathroom in Japan.
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Oct 20, 2022 |
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Jeffrey Dahmer Halloween costumes banned. Woman attacked the police with bee hives during eviction.
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Oct 19, 2022 |
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Man allergic to orgasms is finally cured. Blind woman Is flying a plane across the country.
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Oct 18, 2022 |
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Robot dogs are being walked in China. Stranger torments homeowner with "porridge" prank nightly.
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Oct 17, 2022 |
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Florida fathers shoot each other's daughters during road rage. Magic mushroom chaos on Miami flight.
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Oct 14, 2022 |
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Get a free vasectomy in the "Nutcracker" mobile van. Elon Musk release perfume called Burnt Hair.
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Oct 13, 2022 |
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Nuclear war? Let's have an orgy! Raincoat thief has a fetish for women's raincoats.
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Oct 12, 2022 |
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Woman pays fake astronaut's ticket back to earth for romance. Voting scandal rocks fat bear contest.
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Oct 11, 2022 |
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Angry tourist at Vatican demands to speak with the Pope. New iPhone calls 911 on rollercoasters.
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Oct 10, 2022 |
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Floridaman ran on football field to tackle a 9 year old. Couple stole their coworker's baby.
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Oct 07, 2022 |
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Churches use Shameware to stop members from watching porn. The King has hired a piper to wake him.
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Oct 06, 2022 |
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The famous chocolate bunny battle ends. Fancy restaurant is hiring a professional grape feeder.
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Oct 05, 2022 |
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OnlyFans breaks up with her boyfriend cuz her fans chose it. Sausage vending machines are booming.
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Oct 04, 2022 |
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Cheating scandal rocks the world of pro fishing. Californians can now jaywalk legally.
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Oct 03, 2022 |
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Florida woman hopes to marry Tetris the video game. Florida men stole the traffic lights.
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Sep 30, 2022 |
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Man peed on ex's grave every morning while new wife watched. McDonald's offers adult Happy Meals?
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Sep 29, 2022 |
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Woman brought a raccoon to the bar. Doctors found over 50 batteries inside woman's stomach.
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Sep 28, 2022 |
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Cat allergy? You can now own a robotic AI cat. Donating your healthy poop can save lives.
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Sep 27, 2022 |
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Floridaman touches himself in neighbor's Ring camera. Florida offers bounty on iguana's.
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Sep 23, 2022 |
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Man married 53 women for peace and stability. Buy red paint made from the real blood of gay men?
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Sep 22, 2022 |
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Cooking chicken in NyQuil is new TikTok challenge. Guinea Pig Awareness Week has been canceled.
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Sep 21, 2022 |
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Relax at the new Burger King spa. Teacher in trouble for protecting pedophile feelings.
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Sep 20, 2022 |
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Avalanche of sex toys on the highway following a crash. World's first flying bike is here.
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Sep 19, 2022 |
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Floridaman hangs with swans cuz they don't judge him. Bullet in the scrotum for cheating Floridaman.
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Sep 16, 2022 |
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Eminem is now a Christian rapper. People robbing banks for their own money in this country.
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Sep 15, 2022 |
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Stripper hired by elderly home to give wheelchair lap dances. TikTok challenge involves stealing car
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Sep 14, 2022 |
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Teen stole a bus to visit his girlfriend. Chess player accused of using anal beads to cheat.
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Sep 13, 2022 |
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Drug dealers offer Queen is Dead discounts. Queen Elizabeth look a like retires after 34 years.
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Sep 12, 2022 |
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Florida teacher twerks on her student at prom. Floridaman shows wang, beats lady with dead pigeon.
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Sep 09, 2022 |
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White Privilege cards caused a student walk out. Beauty pageant finalist competes without makeup.
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Sep 08, 2022 |
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Worn out penis on a famous athlete statue. Dutch city is first in world to ban meat advertisements.
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Sep 07, 2022 |
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Point your genitals at the sun for optimum health? Porn star hugs thousands of fans in 24 hours.
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Sep 06, 2022 |
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Florida server dipped hot wings in her vagina. Vegan mom gets prison for malnutrition death of son.
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Sep 02, 2022 |
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Stop sending nudes to passengers on this flight! Robot rapper dropped by label for using N Word.
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Sep 01, 2022 |
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City fights Sagging Pants with free belts for kids. The resurgence of the mullet divides Australia.
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Aug 31, 2022 |
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OnlyFans but prison style! Man paddles down the Missouri River in giant pumpkin for world record.
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Aug 30, 2022 |
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Dance club bans staring without consent. Man climbed Mt. Fuji dressed as a pizza delivery guy.
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Aug 29, 2022 |
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Floridaman can't stop trying to buy children in Walmart parking lots. Botox Bandit strikes Florida!
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Aug 26, 2022 |
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School allows student to be a cat all day. Spankings are now allowed in this school district.
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Aug 25, 2022 |
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NASA releases sound of a Black Hole. Sleeping farmer cuts off his own meaty genitalia.
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Aug 24, 2022 |
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No more Hitler wine! Gang in India ran a fake police station out of a hotel.
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Aug 23, 2022 |
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Confederate Festival is canceled in Brazil. Strippers may unionize. First vaginal fluid transplant.
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Aug 22, 2022 |
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Floridaman walks into gay bar with a grenade. Florida couple make a Ferris wheel rock with sexy time
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Aug 19, 2022 |
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Semen terrorism should be criminalized. Bouncy Houses are leading cause of windy fun death.
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Aug 18, 2022 |
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Cum problem in Hong Kong. Japan tells its youth: get drunk so we can get out of this tax deficit!
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Aug 17, 2022 |
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Ketchup is in on the endangered list! Scotland hires a man to be its official "Period Officer".
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Aug 16, 2022 |
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He drinks his urine and wonders why roommate's upset. Ladies love well-groomed romantic Korean men.
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Aug 15, 2022 |
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Florida perverts stay away from mating manatees! Lady called the police 11,000 times to berate them.
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Aug 12, 2022 |
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Cat food restaurant for humans opens in NYC. Ferrari recalls nearly every car sold since 2005.
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Aug 11, 2022 |
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Hyena testicles and marijuana promises from presidential candidate. Man ran across Ireland in 1 day.
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Aug 10, 2022 |
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Man gave himself DIY nose job until hospitalized. Domino's pizza didn't make it in Italy turns out.
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Aug 09, 2022 |
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Social media star arrested for bad singing. Athlete lost the race because his penis fell out.
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Aug 08, 2022 |
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Floridaman arrested for eating pasta "belligerently". Man threw urn full of ashes during argument.
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Aug 05, 2022 |
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Bubble gum bubble blowing fetish is a real thing. Critics say Monkeypox is a racist name.
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Aug 04, 2022 |
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Stabbing at a watermelon festival. War museum asks visitors to not have sex in their museum if war.
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Aug 03, 2022 |
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No eating at the food festival! Last remaining witch has been exonerated by the state.
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Aug 02, 2022 |
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Short skirts aren't allowed at executions. Epidemic of fake violin players, police warn.
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Aug 01, 2022 |
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Floridaman broke into Space Force to warn of alien-dragon space war. Lady punched cop cuz she bored.
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Jul 29, 2022 |
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Grandma's dying wish was a giant penis gravestone. Old man driving without a license for 50 years.
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Jul 28, 2022 |
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Preacher robbed at gunpoint during livestream sermon. Mayor in VA has never heard of a dance party.
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Jul 27, 2022 |
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Lawmaker wants ghosting to be criminalized. There's a good reason to put sugar on your butthole.
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Jul 26, 2022 |
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Astronauts can't masturbate in space. Chess robot broke the finger of a child opponent.
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Jul 25, 2022 |
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Floridaman steals apple juice while showing genitals. Lady stabs a mini van with a pitchfork.
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Jul 22, 2022 |
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Lady sues her bad date for $10k. US troops banned from alcohol after drunk driving scooters.
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Jul 21, 2022 |
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Doctors warn don't take the "Hitler Shot". Social Justice Summer Camp for your anarchist children.
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Jul 20, 2022 |
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Tired at work? Take a nap in the "Nap Coffin". Short ladies can now be police officers.
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Jul 19, 2022 |
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Red Heads get free admission to theaters to stay cool. Docs say don't put popsicles inside you.
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Jul 18, 2022 |
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Floridaman stole Walmart shopping scooter to go on date. Inmate caught eating meth infused drawings.
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Jul 15, 2022 |
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Grown man finds out he has ovaries. Mom gives birth during a live Metallica concert.
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Jul 14, 2022 |
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Use your own vaginal fluid as a DIY perfume. Stay for free in an all-glass hotel room.
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Jul 13, 2022 |
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Man says Bigfoot told him to kill his fishing partner. Fake cricket tournament scammed the Russians.
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Jul 12, 2022 |
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Free milkshake with proof of vasectomy! Ice cream that won't melt with a blowtorch?
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Jul 11, 2022 |
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Floridaman assaults elderly man to get rid of his demons. Floridaman exposes himself in a cemetery.
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Jul 08, 2022 |
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Mafia embraces homosexuality. Mayor marries an alligator in a dress to ensure abundance.
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Jul 07, 2022 |
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Man almost killed by Whistling Scrotum. Pooping in public is okay as long as no one is watching.
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Jul 06, 2022 |
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Threesome leads to 60 person fight on a cruise. Accidentally overpaid worker took the money and ran.
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Jul 05, 2022 |
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Florida pastor gets frisky on a Starbucks patio. Floridaman set his boss's future home on fire.
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Jul 01, 2022 |
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Annual Pickle Juice Drinking contest. Mystery rocket crashed on the moon and no one is claiming it.
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Jun 30, 2022 |
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Lady tries to smuggle 2 porcupines in her luggage. Bomb threat at the Explosion Museum.
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Jun 29, 2022 |
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Uber has grandpa's ashes and your lost pet turtle. Court grants man's wish to die by firing squad.
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Jun 28, 2022 |
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Fairies give the gift that ruins your life. Urine powered vehicles are making a splash.
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Jun 27, 2022 |
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Naked Florida woman lights things on fire "to celebrate". Man stole police car to solve crimes.
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Jun 24, 2022 |
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Amazon's Alexa will mimic your dead relative's voice. Mastercard launches its first music album.
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Jun 23, 2022 |
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Mites that have sex on your face may go extinct. Largest floating restaurant in the world has sunk.
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Jun 22, 2022 |
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No more urine in the elevator! Man drank 30 Pepsi's each day for 20 years.
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Jun 21, 2022 |
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Man refused his pregnancy status, denied blood donation. Canadians summoned to jury while shopping.
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Jun 20, 2022 |
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Floridaman punches ATM for giving him too much cash. Florida carjacks a street sweeper.
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Jun 17, 2022 |
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Sriracha sauce shortage is here! Annual Man vs. Horse Race won by a man.
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Jun 16, 2022 |
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Take Love Drugs and save your marriage! Hot air balloon crashes into a train.
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Jun 15, 2022 |
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Sexy trash cans talk dirty in Sweden. Google engineer suspended after saying the AI is sentient.
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Jun 14, 2022 |
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Elephant killed lady then attacked her body at funeral. Get paid to live with 100 cockroaches.
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Jun 13, 2022 |
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Floridaman bitten by gator he thought was a dog. Floridaman explodes at a party and no one knows why
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Jun 10, 2022 |
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Fake pee is illegal here. STD in a car leads to woman being paid $5million from GEICO insurance.
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Jun 09, 2022 |
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Airline cabin crews can show their tramp stamps. KFC swaps lettuce for cabbage amid lettuce shortage
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Jun 08, 2022 |
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Bloody Winnie the Pooh upsets police. Man divorced his wife for making too many instant noodles.
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Jun 07, 2022 |
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Bees are fish according to court ruling. Restaurant wants customers to lick their salty walls.
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Jun 06, 2022 |
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Fun Florida Slang Words. Floridaman missing and we think it's an alligator'a fault.
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Jun 03, 2022 |
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Should Metaverse murder be punished as real life crime? No more Elvis-themed weddings in Las Vegas.
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Jun 02, 2022 |
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Lady bites her sisters eyeball off. Period Crunch normalizes menstruation talk at breakfast table.
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Jun 01, 2022 |
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Man dressed as elderly lady attacked Mona Lisa with cake. Name changed to Salmon to get free sushi.
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May 31, 2022 |
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Circumcised penis argument leads to Floridaman arrest. It's hard to smoke meth and drive a truck.
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May 27, 2022 |
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Dolphins recognize each other by tasting urine. Sheep sentenced to 3 years in jail for killing lady.
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May 26, 2022 |
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Learn math on Pornhub! Jimi Hendrix's penis will be displayed in the Penis Museum.
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May 25, 2022 |
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Man chops off his penis because he loves cannabis. Outdoor cat ban in Germany to save the birds.
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May 24, 2022 |
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Is an elephant also a person? Entire town shuts down after their only clerk quits.
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May 23, 2022 |
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Florida woman attacks man with lettuce. Lady throws rubber snake at police. Florida Ice Ice Baby!
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May 20, 2022 |
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New bar only plays women's sports. Italian man called the police over price of espresso.
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May 19, 2022 |
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Mastercard allows you to pay using your face. FBI says don't hire any North Korean hackers please.
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May 18, 2022 |
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Last Big Mac in Russia is served as McDonald's exits. Thieves return goods following nightmares .
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May 17, 2022 |
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Parents sue their son for not giving them grandchildren. Students asked how to "de-gay" a friend.
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May 16, 2022 |
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Floridaman driver told cops he only drank at stop signs. Getting arrested was on her bucket list?
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May 13, 2022 |
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Lab-grown tiger steaks coming to your table soon. Farting got this soccer player kicked off team.
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May 12, 2022 |
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One million free cannabis plants given out by Thai government. When customers become the cooks.
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May 11, 2022 |
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Leader of feces-eating cult arrested. All South Koreans are about to get one year younger.
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May 10, 2022 |
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Man cuts victim's lawn before stealing their mower. Ms. Pac-Man enters World Video Game Hall of Fame
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May 09, 2022 |
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Florida mom stops feeding baby cuz it's "so annoying", Drunk lady drove down the stairs, blames GPS.
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May 06, 2022 |
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NASA launches nudes into space to attract horny aliens. Man working at same company for 84 years.
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May 05, 2022 |
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Dating sites see surge in men seeking Ukrainian women fleeing war. Smartphone addicted gorilla?
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May 04, 2022 |
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Navy sergeant forced a semen cocktail onto recruits. Limb lengthening surgery is getting popular.
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May 03, 2022 |
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Feminist witch protest gets hairy. Canada will prosecute crimes on the moon.
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May 02, 2022 |
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Florida mom threatens to blow up school for not feeding her kid enough. No peeing in the Beer Cave!
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Apr 29, 2022 |
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Worldwide penis size study will surprise you. Who needs fans at the baseball game when there's cats?
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Apr 28, 2022 |
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Woman married her cat to avoid eviction. Idiot fooled by a Red Hot Chili Pepper coverband.
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Apr 27, 2022 |
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Man married a hologram, no family showed up to wedding. College offers a pornography course.
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Apr 26, 2022 |
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Senior citizen pleads guilty to having sex with a cat. "Lake Chipotle" is a popular tourist spot.
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Apr 25, 2022 |
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Florida bride laced the wedding food with cannabis. Gatorpalooza has a Floridaman race through swamp
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Apr 22, 2022 |
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Scared haunted house customer shoots a performer. World record for most vampires gathered.
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Apr 21, 2022 |
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Penile implants and viagra for the Brazilian military. Home for sale with a stranger in the basement
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Apr 20, 2022 |
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Man tore his lung masturbating. Man sued employer for throwing him an unwanted birthday party.
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Apr 19, 2022 |
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Kindergartner brings tequila to school, shares with classmates. Professional baby namer makes $$.
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Apr 18, 2022 |
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Florida babysitter put the kid in the dryer. Woman beats up her father following sex toy delivery.
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Apr 15, 2022 |
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Four men arrested for raping a lizard. Protestor glued herself to the floor during an NBA game.
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Apr 14, 2022 |
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Threesome with a sex robot is preferable? Super sized Illegal taxidermy collection busted.
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Apr 13, 2022 |
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Driving under the influence of uncontrollable defecation. Why are Cheetos banned in Germany?
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Apr 12, 2022 |
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Obese diners not allowed in the naked restaurant. Woman held her farts in so long she hospitalized.
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Apr 11, 2022 |
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Floridaman driving instructor arrested for drunk driving. Woman attacked her girlfriend using a cat.
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Apr 08, 2022 |
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What did the mushroom tell you? Airlines passenger arrested for doing a bad thing four times.
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Apr 07, 2022 |
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Author of How to Murder Your Husband is on trial for murdering husband. Get paid to count penguins!
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Apr 06, 2022 |
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Dead rapper's body displayed on stage at nightclub. Scientists are telling the aliens where we are.
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Apr 05, 2022 |
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Penis Festival celebrates the iron dong. Dancing fake nun banned from a major monastery's
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Apr 04, 2022 |
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Florida couple use counterfeit money at Dollar Store. Apparently you CAN get nude in the parks!
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Apr 01, 2022 |
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No shoes? No plane? No problem! Should all Russians be denied their fun?
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Mar 31, 2022 |
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Best man stole the bride after his loving wedding speech. Bad bad bad bad badminton players!
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Mar 30, 2022 |
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Tree farts are destroying the planet. Watch out for those imitation Wonka Bars everyone!
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Mar 29, 2022 |
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Leopard invasion caused closure at Mercedes factory. Company offers masturbation breaks in pods.
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Mar 28, 2022 |
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Floridaman stole 20 left shoes from a shoe store. Florida boy tells cops his mommy drunk drives.
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Mar 25, 2022 |
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Abandoned "gay" dog is adopted by gay couple. Patient uses his brain implant to request to hear Tool
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Mar 24, 2022 |
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Rubber penis controversy in India. Scientists translate a spider web into music.
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Mar 23, 2022 |
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Woman searches for man whose name is tattooed on her butt. The new sober curious movement.
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Mar 22, 2022 |
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Farmer gets a live chicken lodged in his rectum. Country cancels exams due to paper shortages.
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Mar 21, 2022 |
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Floridaman asks police to test his meth for authenticity. Floridaman named Ashtray is not right.
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Mar 18, 2022 |
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Teacher put his colleague's toothbrush in his mouth 20 times. Political impersonator escape plan.
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Mar 17, 2022 |
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Offensive steam trains are now canceled! Man claims his AI girlfriend saved his marriage.
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Mar 16, 2022 |
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Pickup free roadkill and eat it with this new app! Japan outlaws the ponytail in schools.
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Mar 15, 2022 |
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Camel kills two men after escaping a petting zoo. "I Need a New Butt" is a scandalous book.
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Mar 14, 2022 |
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Florida woman high on deodorant gets DUI. Florida teacher bites two students over a jar of pickles.
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Mar 11, 2022 |
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Wife shot husband's penis with harpoon gun. Feminists plan to launch a vulva shaped space craft.
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Mar 10, 2022 |
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Man had sex with 450 tractors. Woman fights to keep her FART license plate.
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Mar 09, 2022 |
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Man dies from 200 cups of coffee. The Fox Demon has been released from the Killing Stone yikes!
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Mar 08, 2022 |
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Box of human heads stolen from medical truck. Mail carrier on trial for murdering a wild Turkey.
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Mar 07, 2022 |
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Floridaman blames Putin for speeding. Florida woman hides a smoking device inside her vagina.
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Mar 04, 2022 |
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Private schools have a strict dress code for parents. Smart birds remove their own tracking devices.
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Mar 03, 2022 |
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Bees are ejaculating until they explode. Female students scream about being attacked by evil spirits
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Mar 02, 2022 |
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Walmart might soon deliver babies. Why are women mixing their period blood with rice?
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Mar 01, 2022 |
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Get paid to smell dog poop! Now you can be buried in a coral reef under the sea.
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Feb 28, 2022 |
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Florida woman used Covid funds to hire a hitman. Hard Alcohol Mountain Dew is debuting in Florida.
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Feb 25, 2022 |
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Lady quit her job to breastfeed her boyfriend full time. Virtual strip clubs in the Metaverse.
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Feb 24, 2022 |
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Man became a blood slave after answering fake job ad. Pro gamer says short people need new bones.
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Feb 23, 2022 |
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Teacher fed students sperm laced cupcakes. Wedding song choice leads to fastest divorce ever.
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Feb 22, 2022 |
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Frozen penis doesn't deter Olympic skier. Volunteer to get strip searched at the new Swiss prison.
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Feb 21, 2022 |
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Drunk naked Florida sisters fight at Disney. Floridaman blesses everyone while stealing their money.
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Feb 18, 2022 |
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Tesla's are no longer allowed to fart at people. Zoo hired Marvin Gaye singer to put monkeys in mood
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Feb 17, 2022 |
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Priest performed baptisms wrongly for 20 years. Thousands of drivers got license without a road test
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Feb 16, 2022 |
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Penis reduction surgery to make an influencer more Korean? Perfume that smells like french fries.
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Feb 16, 2022 |
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Americans lost $1 billion to romance scammers. Queen launches her Royal Ketchup.
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Feb 15, 2022 |
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Florida woman stabs her neighbors over leaves. Drunk man attacks diners and claims to be Mick Jagger
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Feb 11, 2022 |
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Pregnant woman put a nail in her skull to ensure a boy. Bored museum guard drew eyes on $1m painting
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Feb 10, 2022 |
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Ice fishing leads to prostitution, claims one mayor. Pillow fighting is an official combat sport.
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Feb 09, 2022 |
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Oldest pub in the world is about to close. No more steroids testing in Major League Baseball?
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Feb 08, 2022 |
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Lady finds naked man living in the trunk of her car for days. The end of the Space Station.
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Feb 07, 2022 |
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Floridaman attacked a lady with Ramen noodles. Floridaman stole a driveway. Drugs in the rectum!
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Feb 04, 2022 |
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No more guns at the amusement park? Scientists built a robot that can read the minds of humans.
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Feb 03, 2022 |
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Ghost of a NASCAR driver told me to drunk drive! Doctors can prescribe you go get lost in the woods.
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Feb 02, 2022 |
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Old sperm donor gives away his seed on Facebook. Man changed his gender to retire early as a woman.
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Feb 01, 2022 |
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Royal poop protection for his majesty in North Korea. Transgender cow is about to be saved.
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Jan 31, 2022 |
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Floridaman claims his bag of syringes is for fishing. Shirtless drunk man arrested over bacon.
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Jan 28, 2022 |
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Octopuses are aliens from outer space? Man set a bank on fire after being rejected for a loan.
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Jan 27, 2022 |
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Want some bodily fluids with your Air Jordans? Strange man snuck into a hospital to feed a baby.
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Jan 26, 2022 |
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Men create AI girlfriends in order to abuse them. Huge Knob Throwing Festival has been canceled.
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Jan 25, 2022 |
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Lady tried to buy a child off a mother inside Walmart. Doctor claims you can fart yourself blind.
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Jan 24, 2022 |
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Floridaman says he wasn't drunk driving, he was singing with eyes closed. Lady set own car on fire.
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Jan 21, 2022 |
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Drunk priest mistakenly sacrificed a human instead of a goat. Sharks can turn into werewolves.
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Jan 20, 2022 |
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Cloning your deceased pet for social media is popular. Japan will now use the question mark.
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Jan 19, 2022 |
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French Bulldogs are the number one target of dog thieves but why? No one cares about French dressing
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Jan 18, 2022 |
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Poop shortages in North Korea. Town requires all residents to remove their appendix to live there.
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Jan 17, 2022 |
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Florida women assault a man with glitter. Floridaman drunk dials 911 because he ran out of vodka.
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Jan 14, 2022 |
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Lady trapped with her blind date for days in lockdown. Organ donor found in a Target parking lot.
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Jan 13, 2022 |
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Gay sex scene at the Acropolis sparks outcry. Doctor carved his initials in the livers of patients.
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Jan 12, 2022 |
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Global french fries shortage emergency! Man runs a moist towelette museum inside a planetarium.
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Jan 11, 2022 |
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Gateway to Hell will be soon be closed. Woman marries the color pink in Vegas.
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Jan 10, 2022 |
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Floridaman dances on police car to ward off vampires. Woman has a van she gets students high in.
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Jan 07, 2022 |
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Cats are starting fires in South Korea. Pope says if you have a pet and not a child, you're selfish.
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Jan 06, 2022 |
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North Korea claims they invented burritos. German woman announces she will marry an airplane.
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Jan 05, 2022 |
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PBR beer company tells everyone to eat butt. Man enters North Korea in rare border defection.
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Jan 04, 2022 |
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France burned fewer cars this New Year's Eve. Fish rain down on a Texas town.
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Jan 03, 2022 |
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Floridaman calls 911, says he has cocaine in his butt. Man with no arms stabs a tourist in Miami.
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Dec 31, 2021 |
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A community wants to keep on sniffing glue. "Don't weigh me", cards to avoid shame at the doctor.
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Dec 29, 2021 |
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Alexa challenges a girl to electrocute herself. McDonald's is testing exercise bikes in stores.
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Dec 28, 2021 |
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NASA hires priests for help with Alien preparation. Earn thousands per year as a pro funeral cryer.
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Dec 27, 2021 |
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Floridaman claims drugs wrapped round his penis aren't his. Lady throws poop at cops, wields machete
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Dec 24, 2021 |
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Expert ham sniffers tired from sniffing all these hams. Lickable screens allow tasting food on TV.
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Dec 23, 2021 |
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Holiday drug gift basket raffle thwarted by police raid. Grandpa's ashes end up on a shelf at Lowe's
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Dec 22, 2021 |
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Monkeys killed all the dogs in this Indian town. There's a candy cane shortage this holiday.
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Dec 21, 2021 |
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Berlin metro offers edible hemp train tickets. Horseshoe crab blood is at all time high demand.
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Dec 20, 2021 |
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Florida woman poisons boyfriend to shut him up. Floridaman attacked his own mother with sausages.
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Dec 17, 2021 |
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Man steals his sleeping ex-girlfriend's money by lifting her eyelids. Someone stole a bridge!
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Dec 16, 2021 |
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TV star sells her farts in a jar for $45k. Brazilian politicians settle dispute in the MMA ring.
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Dec 15, 2021 |
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Storm drains keep swallowing people like black holes! No more babies allowed inside Parliament.
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Dec 14, 2021 |
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Porn actor offers chess champion a night with her. Thousands of illegal African penises seized.
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Dec 13, 2021 |
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Floridaman used a flamethrower to settle parking dispute. Bullets in the toaster over cause a fire.
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Dec 10, 2021 |
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3D printed suicide pods are now legal. School district eliminates D and F grades for lucky kids.
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Dec 09, 2021 |
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Botox camels disqualified from camel beauty contest. Cream cheese shortage in New York City.
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Dec 08, 2021 |
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Lady rammed to death by a therapy sheep. The state with the most dog poop complaints is?
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Dec 07, 2021 |
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Man gets WWII mortar shell stuck inside his rectum. Teacher fired for bringing a karaoke machine.
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Dec 06, 2021 |
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Floridaman stabs lady with a fork over undercooked potato. Massive child brawl at trampoline park.
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Dec 03, 2021 |
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Hamster taken into protective custody following a DUI. Doctor amputated the wrong leg.
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Dec 02, 2021 |
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63 chickens killed by Indian wedding music. Robot company offers $200k for the use of your face.
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Dec 01, 2021 |
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Lady breastfeeds her cat during a flight. Santa Claus shortage this holiday season is a concern.
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Nov 30, 2021 |
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Snowed in with an Oasis cover band for 3 days. Canada deals with massive maple syrup shortage.
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Nov 29, 2021 |
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Floridaman spit food into woman's mouth after road rage. Couple has sex in police car for OnlyFans.
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Nov 26, 2021 |
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Ashes of a dead celebrity stolen for a ghost wedding. River of beer discovered in Hawaii.
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Nov 25, 2021 |
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Lady buried husband alive for his own immortality. "Sex offender" is now a negative term?
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Nov 23, 2021 |
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Dogphone allows your dog to call you. Horse gets restraining order against a crazy woman.
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Nov 22, 2021 |
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Floridaman humps a dog and attacks the owner. Woman blames an egg roll for her erratic driving.
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Nov 19, 2021 |
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Grandma wins Miss Holocaust pageant. University defends sex worker training course.
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Nov 19, 2021 |
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Astronauts must return to Earth wearing diapers after toilet breaks. Man versus Amazon truck!
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Nov 18, 2021 |
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Offensive words detector invented for classrooms. Possum holds lady hostage inside her home.
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Nov 16, 2021 |
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Singer pees on a fan's face during concert. Woman hires killer off Rent a Hitman website.
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Nov 15, 2021 |
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Floridaman bites off officer's thumb after DUI on a scooter. Woman drank High Noon then hit a cop.
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Nov 12, 2021 |
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Teen fakes his abduction for cash to visit his girl. Sex in the dunes is ruining protected beach.
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Nov 11, 2021 |
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Free sex with every vaccine shot! Woman stabs her cousin for not returning her sex toy on time.
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Nov 10, 2021 |
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Parents receive another couple's embryo by mistake. Wind Turbine Syndrome & Climate Change Syndrome.
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Nov 09, 2021 |
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Satanic Sex Cult discovered meeting in public bathroom. Ketchup on Mars! The future of condiments.
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Nov 08, 2021 |
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Florida woman exposes herself to all the children. Florida woman told she can't dress as a building.
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Nov 05, 2021 |
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Woman's dead husband dissected at the Autopsy Show without permission. Man eaten by piranhas by why?
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Nov 04, 2021 |
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Would you eat space tacos? Jellyfish are attacking nuclear power plants. The return of JFK Jr?
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Nov 03, 2021 |
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Football coach's pet monkey bites a trick or treater. Doctors say it's safe to shut off your period.
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Nov 02, 2021 |
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Small Dong March brings support for small penises. China wants all the babies to have round heads.
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Nov 02, 2021 |
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Floridaman's unsafe unapproved homemade haunted house. Violent brawl breaks out at Florida dog show.
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Oct 29, 2021 |
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Students strip and give lap dances to teachers. New Garlic Snot TikTok challenge might not be safe.
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Oct 28, 2021 |
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Man ate all his meals at Six Flags for years. Buzzards are puking up toxic fluids on the town.
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Oct 27, 2021 |
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More Americans have seen a ghost than skydived. New tour bus purposely puts passengers to sleep.
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Oct 26, 2021 |
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Female hormones injected into King of Spain because of dangerous sex drive. Pop Tart lawsuit pops up
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Oct 25, 2021 |
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Floridaman ambulance masturbation. Floridaman smoked all the weed to get ready for Jesus' return.
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Oct 22, 2021 |
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City offers free grandparents and cash if you move there. Annoying influencer travel baby makes $.
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Oct 21, 2021 |
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Man's homemade airport behind his house leads to fine. Unblurring Japanese porn leads to arrest.
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Oct 20, 2021 |
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Erection tracking penis ring for your health. Lack of bouncers is now a public safety concern.
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Oct 19, 2021 |
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How about a camel-ccino? The word "spooky" will be banned this Halloween.
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Oct 18, 2021 |
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Floridaman sexually assaults a miniature horse. Floridaman locks entire family inside tennis court.
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Oct 15, 2021 |
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Nurse claims paranormal forces make her fart. Restaurant in Thailand serves food during the flood.
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Oct 14, 2021 |
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Tiger used for a gender reveal party. Teachers are banned from using words "good" and "bad".
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Oct 13, 2021 |
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Parents try to fire principal for listening to Iron Maiden. Meteor lands near lady's face.
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Oct 12, 2021 |
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Rent a fat person in Japan. Sweden offers a hotel for your sourdough starter.
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Oct 11, 2021 |
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Floridaman offers police $1.5 million to let him go. Lady attacked her man with a pan full of grits.
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Oct 08, 2021 |
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Life threatening wedgie nearly kills TikToker. China has an ongoing battle with "Dancing Grannies".
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Oct 07, 2021 |
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Man sues psychic for not removing a curse by his ex. Old man diagnosed with Restless Anal Syndrome.
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Oct 06, 2021 |
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Man divorced his rice cooker. Drunk grandma broke into a water park after hours, also broke legs.
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Oct 05, 2021 |
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Spank your teacher is new TikTok challenge. Ninja attacks a US army unit in the desert.
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Oct 04, 2021 |
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Florida woman pleasures herself in pre-owned vehicle. Florida woman throws bombs at Buddhist temple.
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Oct 01, 2021 |
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Cocaine pee is threatening the wildlife. White dude wins marathon after Kenyans take wrong route.
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Sep 30, 2021 |
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Clown shortage in Ireland! New church introduces people to Jesus using beer.
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Sep 29, 2021 |
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Haunted house actor stabs a boy with real knife. Teens put nicotine pouches in their foreskins.
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Sep 28, 2021 |
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No more eating dog in South Korea? Bizarre new drug trend is crushing up and snorting car parts.
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Sep 27, 2021 |
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Floridaman breaks into home to pet a cat. Floridaman's dangerous bulge gets him arrested.
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Sep 24, 2021 |
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Man used YouTube videos to remove wisdom teeth. Town is looking for whoever took their phone booth.
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Sep 23, 2021 |
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Botched backyard butt implant kills porn actress. The great blueberry heist stuns farmers.
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Sep 22, 2021 |
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Students take a stripper bus on a field trip. Car with "Free Car" sign had a surprise in the trunk.
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Sep 21, 2021 |
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Old man called 911 to say he was "tired". Boy gets USB cable stuck inside his penis while measuring.
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Sep 20, 2021 |
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Floridaman exposes himself to toll booth workers. Floridaman shot after fleeing from dinosaurs.
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Sep 17, 2021 |
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Gay priest refuses to marry heterosexuals. Lawyer arrested for walking beach with a bloody knife.
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Sep 16, 2021 |
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School wants kids to stop barking like dogs. Wooly Mammoth is coming back from extinction.
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Sep 15, 2021 |
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Cows are using toilets in order to save then planet. Bee stings on the penis will enlarge it or not?
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Sep 14, 2021 |
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Ex wife steals frozen brains and bodies from ex husband. Affordable housing in outer space to come.
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Sep 13, 2021 |
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Floridaman shows police his anus on his wedding day. Naked woman drives into a Florida shootout.
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Sep 10, 2021 |
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Generous Pope buys 15,000 ice creams for prisoners. Removing a condom without permission outlawed.
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Sep 09, 2021 |
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Man stole 700 pairs of women's panties. Man named Adolf Hitler wins a local election somehow.
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Sep 08, 2021 |
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Erotic satanic writer and a Bishop equals love. Cats are stressed out by this work at home lifest
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Sep 07, 2021 |
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Florida woman pulls a knife over a fart dispute at a dollar store. Barber shot gunman over haircut.
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Sep 03, 2021 |
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I don't practice Santeria! But if I did I would need a goat. China bans sissy boys from television.
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Sep 02, 2021 |
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San Fran will pay you for not shooting people. Drunk man arrested for trying to direct traffic.
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Sep 01, 2021 |
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Man cut off his penis during police highway pursuit. Camping inside churches is popular in UK.
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Aug 31, 2021 |
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Sex-crazed giant spiders attack! Man used scoreboard at a baseball game to break with his girl
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Aug 30, 2021 |
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Florida woman threw cat into a river. Floridaman falls asleep in Wendy's drive-thru.
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Aug 27, 2021 |
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Students acting and dressing like cats. Reno is banning whips in public.
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Aug 26, 2021 |
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Man glues his penis to death. Eating a hotdog takes 36 minutes off your life new study finds.
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Aug 25, 2021 |
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Zoo bans woman having an affair with chimpanzee. World's fastest roller coaster breaks rider's bones
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Aug 24, 2021 |
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No more drunk driving your elephant. Man stole 50 luxury cars for his 16 girlfriends.
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Aug 23, 2021 |
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Florida teacher calls the kids half-breeds. Woman pulled over for having man inside a dog cage.
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Aug 20, 2021 |
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Be buried next to Marilyn Monroe for $2mil. Baked Bean Bandit is leaving beans on people's cars.
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Aug 19, 2021 |
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Batman's sidekick Robin comes out of the closet. Alligator attacks a woman during a birthday party.
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Aug 18, 2021 |
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America's best restroom finalists. How many Dollar Stores are too many?
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Aug 17, 2021 |
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Stolen horse found in man's bedroom. Canadian police: beware of hay scams!
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Aug 16, 2021 |
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Florida woman test drives a car, then steals it. Lady pushes her baby into traffic while laughing.
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Aug 13, 2021 |
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Glory holes are approved for pandemic sex practices. Baller takes his helicopter to Dairy Queen.
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Aug 12, 2021 |
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Man tattoos a child in McDonald's. China will ban karaoke songs deemed to be a security threat.
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Aug 11, 2021 |
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Woman licks everything to stay healthy. Old Nazi fan in trouble for the WW II tank in his basement.
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Aug 10, 2021 |
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Do not hike to the Dildo sign. Also do not punch Olympic horses. Do go to the robot cafe in Tokyo.
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Aug 09, 2021 |
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Drunk Floridaman picks up child at daycare, then returns to pick child up from daycare. And pythons!
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Aug 06, 2021 |
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Parrots separated for swearing at the zoo visitors. An app tells you if your cat is happy.
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Aug 04, 2021 |
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Too many drunk drivers overwhelm a DUI checkpoint. Iceberg collapses at the Titanic Museum.
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Aug 03, 2021 |
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Man inserts live eel in his butt to cure constipation. A bacon shortage might be in our future NO!
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Aug 02, 2021 |
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Florida invaded by penis snakes! Floridaman tried to walk on water all the way to NY.
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Jul 30, 2021 |
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Trailer park for swingers opens! Flight attendants are training to defend against unruly passengers.
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Jul 29, 2021 |
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I rob you! But also offer you sex my wife! A shooter is stoned to death by entire party.
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Jul 28, 2021 |
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Doomsday music vault will survive nuclear war. Teens kill an old man over his Twitter handle.
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Jul 27, 2021 |
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Man with no arms offered to touch women's feet at Walmart. Teen awarded $20k for unique Dorito chip.
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Jul 26, 2021 |
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Naked Florida woman skinny dipping in stranger's pool. Floridaman bear maces Bath and Body Works.
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Jul 23, 2021 |
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Bra bucks aren't accepted during heatwave. Should you ask your child permission to change diaper?
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Jul 22, 2021 |
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China holds contest for the best sperm. Pigeon racing dispute results in a sword stabbing.
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Jul 21, 2021 |
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Lady goes on masturbation spree inside all parked cars. Video game sells for record $1.56 milllion.
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Jul 20, 2021 |
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Kids love the "Rainbow Dildo Butt Monkey". Lady breaks into dentist office, pulls teeth from patient
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Jul 20, 2021 |
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Floridaman tried to teach gator a lesson with wrestling. Man sells illegal iguanas out of his SUV.
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Jul 16, 2021 |
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Apple is afraid of the number 69. Library book is returned 300 years late.
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Jul 15, 2021 |
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Futuristic toilet turns your poo into digital currency. It's now legal to get your haircut on Sunday
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Jul 14, 2021 |
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Man used horse noises to torture neighbors for two years. Hundreds claim to have had sex with aliens
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Jul 13, 2021 |
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Tiger testicles, bowling balls and "Woke Coke"
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Jul 12, 2021 |
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Floridaman pretends to be fireworks. Woman crashes into many cars on her way to "get to the moon".
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Jul 09, 2021 |
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Swingers festival disrupts a small peaceful village. Peacock assassin hired off Craigslist.
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Jul 08, 2021 |
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Eyeball eating mice are plaguing Australia. Ferret puncher was sentenced to no pets for life.
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Jul 07, 2021 |
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Children's toy raps about the joys of cocaine. Australia introduces a 24 hour "Cat Curfew".
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Jul 06, 2021 |
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Floridaman hides meth inside his penis. Floridaman destroyed a store and blamed it on a caterpillar.
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Jul 02, 2021 |
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Police charge ghosts for harassing a man at work. Who knew Texans eat pickles at the movie theater?
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Jul 01, 2021 |
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Naked and afraid in the bush with deers. 10,000 pigeons are missing, have you seen them?
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Jun 30, 2021 |
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Penis ring legal battle with a Beatle. Famous singer watches porn with her sons to teach them sex.
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Jun 29, 2021 |
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An exorcism in a Home Depot. Man advises against having 86 wives.
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Jun 28, 2021 |
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Botched testicle surgery by Floridaman. Couple had sex in a playground cuz "You only live once!"
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Jun 25, 2021 |
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Family cremates the wrong dead cat. Redneck Rave features a slashing and impalement.
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Jun 24, 2021 |
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Factory makes flags only for burning. Backstreet Boys and NSYNC members form a dream team band.
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Jun 23, 2021 |
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Man licked a dead body at a mortuary. Nursing student wakes up to discover he's a trillionaire.
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Jun 22, 2021 |
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Illegal pistachio operation. Japanese man deported for eating kittens. Jeff Bezos petition part 2.
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Jun 21, 2021 |
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Floridaman claims he had permission to expose himself on a beach. Man pretends to be a squirrel.
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Jun 18, 2021 |
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Woman cuts off penis and fries it in soybean oil. Giant fiery water slide for the hot summer.
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Jun 17, 2021 |
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Born without a butthole, a city attempts to save a kitten. Girl Scouts have way too many cookies.
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Jun 16, 2021 |
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Nazi testicle gets man arrested. Please Jeff Bezos won't you buy and eat the Mona Lisa?
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Jun 16, 2021 |
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Woman's failed sex fetish stunt requires fire department rescue. Diver swallowed by a humpback whale
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Jun 14, 2021 |
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Floridaman crashes plane getting tacos. Man shoots boss after being fired. Stabbings at mini golf.
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Jun 11, 2021 |
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Nun with a gambling habit stole all the money. Shots fired after drunken Bigfoot sighting.
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Jun 10, 2021 |
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Dogs and cows and whales! Oh my!
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Jun 09, 2021 |
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Wanna look like you just peed yourself? These jeans will do it! Lady gets wallet lost 46 years ago.
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Jun 08, 2021 |
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Mother pretended to be her own daughter inside school. Patient does after guard performed surgery.
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Jun 07, 2021 |
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Floridaman takes son on a drive-by shooting. Florida woman rescued once again from the sewers.
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Jun 04, 2021 |
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House cat mistaken for a bobcat as school is evacuated. Flying dildo attacks a sheriff via drone.
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Jun 03, 2021 |
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Mayor claims abduction by Satan worshippers. Artist sells invisible "sculpture" for $15k.
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Jun 02, 2021 |
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Man finds dead lady stranger in his bed. Mullets and skinny jeans are banned!
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Jun 01, 2021 |
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Florida couple lured bears with donuts to fight dogs. Drunk driver blames it on a lightning strike.
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May 28, 2021 |
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Lady jumped into monkey exhibit to feed them Cheetos. Man burned down his own trailer to stay single
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May 27, 2021 |
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Unathletic alligator escaped a "zoo". Woman makes facials with her own urine.
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May 26, 2021 |
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Your unique anus print is a real thing. Chicken wing shortage reaches emergency status in America!
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May 25, 2021 |
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Annual grave digging contest. Missing man found dead inside a dinosaur statue. Fasting for a Lambo?
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May 24, 2021 |
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Bucket full of sex toys stolen by Florida women. Floridaman shoots at bananaman during road rage.
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May 21, 2021 |
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She used her buttocks to smother her husband to death. Decide what a stranger wears for a small fee!
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May 20, 2021 |
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We can breath through our buttholes everyone! Are you a hoarder? States with the most hoarders.
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May 19, 2021 |
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Man and a bear run for governor of California. Blood drops from the ceiling onto woman's face.
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May 18, 2021 |
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Period blood face mask for smooth skin. Parking lot brawls over Pokémon cards at Target.
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May 17, 2021 |
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Floridaman stabs a guy with a swordfish. Woman posed as a high school student to boost her Instagram
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May 14, 2021 |
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Pizza cooked on a volcano is hot and tasty. 1,000 feral cats released to catch all the Chicago rats.
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May 13, 2021 |
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Lady wakes up with an Irish accent after surgery but she's she'a not Irish. How to quit smoking!
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May 12, 2021 |
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Suspect and his pet tiger are on the lose! Missing woman found in forest says she just wants peace.
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May 11, 2021 |
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Nipple sucking by a teacher in Zoom class. Fugitive sends police a better selfie for his mugshot.
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May 10, 2021 |
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Florida woman throws her Whopper, yells racial slurs. Principal whacks student while mom records it.
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May 07, 2021 |
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New trend: Getting high by eating raw rotten meat. Police ask kids to stop playing nude Nerf Wars.
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May 06, 2021 |
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Woman ran a brothel using witchcraft and animal sacrifice. Foolish lady learns what ghosting is.
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May 05, 2021 |
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Edible insects sold in vending machines. Cult leader found mummified wrapped in Christmas lights.
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May 04, 2021 |
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Man broke into woman's home to steal her sex doll. Trillions of cicadas will be making sweet love.
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May 03, 2021 |
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Drunk Florida model offered to bang all the police. Florida lady choked and bit her Uber driver.
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Apr 30, 2021 |
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Man builds a poop wall after dispute with neighbor. Man smuggled 35 birds inside his clothes.
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Apr 29, 2021 |
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Hundreds of people fight in a field over the name Josh. American honey is radioactive from bombs.
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Apr 28, 2021 |
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Man trapped on Chinese boyband reality tv show. Winning race dog tests positive for meth.
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Apr 27, 2021 |
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Man arrested for dating 35 women for the birthday gifts. Lady charged with felony for unreturned VHS
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Apr 26, 2021 |
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Fake Florida witch stole all the money. Couple tried to get married in someone else's mansion.
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Apr 23, 2021 |
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Man skipped work for 15 years and still got paid. The mystery of the shaved cats and the blue dogs.
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Apr 22, 2021 |
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Get married at an active volcano. Transgender teen has two funerals as parents disagree on gender.
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Apr 21, 2021 |
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Scientists love dirty underwear! Crystal meth found in a breakfast taco.
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Apr 20, 2021 |
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Woman sprays her breast milk at strangers at a festival. You can sleep with the Stanley Cup for $5k.
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Apr 19, 2021 |
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Floridaman humps a tree then punches a cop. Man crashed his motorcycle with a baby in his lap.
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Apr 16, 2021 |
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Women tried to use $1 million bill at dollar store. Life sized teddy bear is walking from LA to SF.
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Apr 15, 2021 |
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Man gets naked on flight and asks for Italian smooches. Brazil is building an even bigger Jesus.
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Apr 14, 2021 |
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World's fattest rabbit has been kidnapped. Ladder may be the official tool of Tennessee bout why?
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Apr 13, 2021 |
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Woman gets pregnant while already pregnant. Police exercise a man to death for breaking curfew.
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Apr 12, 2021 |
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Florida Botox doctor drank Four Loko while injecting patients. No pants and a pistol tween his legs.
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Apr 10, 2021 |
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The Cannabis Ambulance makes house calls. Newlyweds forced to spend their wedding night in a stadium
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Apr 08, 2021 |
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Ketchup package shortage! Pilot mistakenly lands plan at an unfinished airport.
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Apr 07, 2021 |
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Metal band made of cats has a hit song.Candle that smells like Kim Kardashian’s orgasm hits market.
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Apr 06, 2021 |
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The great Easter bunny massacre is fun for the whole family. Baby born with three penises.
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Apr 05, 2021 |
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Floridaman and his emotional support python get a DUI. Florida school raffles off an assault rifle.
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Apr 02, 2021 |
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Bacon smelling shoelaces by Oscar Mayer. Cheerleaders at train stations in Tokyo for sad businessmen
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Apr 01, 2021 |
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International gang of Lego thieves. College bans the mullet. Women’s army underwear for the Swiss.
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Mar 31, 2021 |
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Mafia fugitive found on cooking video starring himself. Humans could become venomous scientists say.
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Mar 30, 2021 |
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Satan Shoes with blood inside for sale. Ravens are fat and stealing people’s groceries in Alaska.
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Mar 29, 2021 |
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Florida mom with a boxing glove fights middle schooler. Naked Florida lady roams sewers for 3 weeks.
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Mar 26, 2021 |
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Viking funerals may be legal. Sex doll hotel shut down in China. Give me all your cats!
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Mar 25, 2021 |
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Penises are shrinking around the world because of pollution. No more using hypnosis to solve crimes.
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Mar 24, 2021 |
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Witchcraft breast implants using mind control. Mule Festival sounds fun! Plague of mice in Austr
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Mar 23, 2021 |
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World’s first flying car airport. Dad arrested for bringing toddler into elephant habitat at zoo.
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Mar 22, 2021 |
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Floridaman pulls human ears from his pocket. Floridaman accused of sexing an Olaf doll in a Target.
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Mar 19, 2021 |
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Please don’t change your name to “Salmon” for free food. Man failed drivers test for 192nd time.
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Mar 18, 2021 |
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Bodybuilder divorces his sex doll wife. Japan has no guns and are now banning crossbows too.
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Mar 17, 2021 |
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Sex worker with two vaginas shows the world. Pro-Meat Day versus Meatless Day as battle continues.
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Mar 16, 2021 |
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Sperm bank on the moon. Psycho mom made deepfake nudes to harass her daughter’s cheerleading rivals.
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Mar 15, 2021 |
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Floridaman hides drugs in his hamburger. Florida woman assaults Floridaman with an angry cat.
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Mar 13, 2021 |
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Turkey destroys dentist office. Ban on serving coffee in baby bottles. China needs more masculinity.
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Mar 11, 2021 |
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Satan tries to get laid on the subway/ Canadians hunt for the last boxes of this glorious cereal.
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Mar 10, 2021 |
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Insects have gay sex accidentally and lots of it. Zoo tries to pass their security dog off as a wolf
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Mar 09, 2021 |
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Floridaman high with one sock speeding. 12 year old girl sold stun guns to her class. Naked jumper!
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Mar 05, 2021 |
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Cat attacks pilot and forces emergency landing. Karaoke singer fined for bad versions of ABBA.
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Mar 04, 2021 |
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Sex work seminar offered by University. Mr. Potato Head will drop the “Mister” and go genderless.
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Mar 03, 2021 |
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Japan demands a stop to anal testing. Woman steals neighbor’s goat and then paints the creature.
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Mar 02, 2021 |
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Mom’s Only Fans account gets her kids expelled from Catholic school. Edible crayons and Marines.
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Mar 01, 2021 |
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Floridaman smacks priest during mass. Florida woman in motorized wheelchair robbed a bank.
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Feb 26, 2021 |
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Kidnapped baby traded for Big Macs? Man fakes his own kidnapping to get out of work.
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Feb 25, 2021 |
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Bomb squad disarms bag of kittens. Japan hires an official Minister of Loneliness.
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Feb 24, 2021 |
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Woman bit off man’s tongue then a seagull ate it. Website shows neighborhoods with noisy children.
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Feb 23, 2021 |
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Nuns attend exorcism despite lockdown. Cocaine coated Frosted Flakes cereal seized by authorities.
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Feb 22, 2021 |
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Florida women dress as grannies to scam vaccines. Drunk Florida lady stabs drunk sister with epipen.
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Feb 19, 2021 |
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Gust of wind impregnates a woman? Family fights over the tattooed skin of a dead artist.
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Feb 18, 2021 |
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Offensive breast milk. Serial van pooper. Woman fakes her own abduction to avoid quarantine.
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Feb 17, 2021 |
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Man admits murder so police will plough his street. French workers can eat lunch at work legally.
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Feb 16, 2021 |
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Support group for people named Karen. Watching people study is the new internet craze.
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Feb 15, 2021 |
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Floridaman builds guitar out of dead uncle’s skeleton. Civil rights protest featuring traffic penis.
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Feb 12, 2021 |
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Sex robots can be hacked to kill their owners. Please stop milking the psychedelic toads to get high
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Feb 11, 2021 |
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81 person orgy broken up by police. Nerd used a sword to steal game cards from game shop.
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Feb 10, 2021 |
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Free dildo with every pizza promo! Man killed by cannon explosion during a gender reveal party.
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Feb 09, 2021 |
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Marijuana shortage in Jamaica? Knife wielding YouTuber is shot during a video prank robbery.
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Feb 08, 2021 |
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Floridaman exposes his balls while mattress shopping. Floridaman denied his attempt to join ISIS.
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Feb 05, 2021 |
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Man engaged to a sex doll welcomes a baby doll to the family. Name a cockroach after your ex.
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Feb 05, 2021 |
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Watching Super Bowl naked this year? Kidnapped man told he doesn’t have to pay Covid fine after all.
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Feb 03, 2021 |
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Prosthetic penis scam! Scientists teach spinach to send emails.
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Feb 02, 2021 |
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Police give free coffee to stop a riot. Man who had sex with chickens still allowed to keep pets.
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Feb 01, 2021 |
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Naked Floridaman does dumb things. Florida fugitive starts GofFundMe to flee the country.
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Jan 30, 2021 |
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Lady performs oral sex to stop robbery of a gas station. Dead professor teaches an online course.
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Jan 28, 2021 |
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Birth control for squirrels. Want to own a famous murder house? Witchcraft trial apology by town.
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Jan 27, 2021 |
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No mask? Give me 60 push ups! LBGT book publisher has to make disclaimers on children’s book.
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Jan 26, 2021 |
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Bigfoot Hunting Season is nearly upon us. Elderly in line for vaccine mistaken for illegal rave.
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Jan 25, 2021 |
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Floridaman stole horses to set them free. Floridaman and wife got the babysitter drunk for years.
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Jan 22, 2021 |
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First dinosaur butthole ever discovered. Couple arrested for sex on top of a Ferris wheel.
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Jan 21, 2021 |
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Cocaine Hippos need to be stopped! Phone hotline invites all frustrated people to call in and scream
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Jan 20, 2021 |
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Vagina scented candle explodes in woman’s home. Penis cupcakes leads to a pastry chef’s arrest.
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Jan 19, 2021 |
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Free divorce for Valentine’s Day! Man lived in an airport for 3 months. Carjacker is a good parent.
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Jan 18, 2021 |
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Florida exposed breasts elevator face off. Floridaman arrested for throwing pancake batter at a lady
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Jan 16, 2021 |
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Magic mushrooms grow in man’s veins after injection. “Rent a person that does nothing” in Japan.
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Jan 14, 2021 |
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Your penis is mine! Hacker locks people’s chastity cage. Surge in cavities among children in Japan.
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Jan 13, 2021 |
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Wife caught walking husband on a leash like a dog past curfew. Armed man demands to see the cats.
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Jan 12, 2021 |
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Huge uncontrollable penis on a children’s tv show sparks debate. Dog park may ban dog barking.
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Jan 11, 2021 |
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Floridaman tells cops he has cocaine in his butt. Man sent dead rats to his ex wife in Florida.
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Jan 08, 2021 |
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Showing butt crack is illegal at strip clubs. You can now eat your Christmas tree! Cannabis for cats
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Jan 07, 2021 |
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Man changes name to Celine Dion while drunk at Christmas. Don’t eat the poopsicles!
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Jan 06, 2021 |
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Best of Weird AF News 2020
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Jan 04, 2021 |
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Floridaman used fire extinguisher to dry off. Floridaman steals all the chicken wings at 7-Eleven.
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Jan 01, 2021 |
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Nurse has sex with Covid patient in hospital bathroom. Man busted for his tunnel of love by husband
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Dec 31, 2020 |
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Whites-only church opens, is it racist? Sacred toilet paper can’t be saved by firefighters.
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Dec 31, 2020 |
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Town uses cannon to fight a vulture plague. Ceiling fan recalled after sharp blades detach.
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Dec 29, 2020 |
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Christmas threesome with Santa, Mrs. Claus and an elf at the mall. Gingerbread monolith discovered.
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Dec 28, 2020 |
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Florida woman assaults sister with Christmas decoration. Teacher threatens to deport own students.
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Dec 25, 2020 |
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Penis drawings by guy on electric bike sparks manhunt. Bootleg winery at a sewage plant raided.
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Dec 24, 2020 |
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Woman beheads owl and then is assassinated. China now controls the weather and we should be scared.
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Dec 23, 2020 |
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Spam Burger with Oreo crumbs is coming to McDonald’s. Guess what car is the most drunk driven in US.
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Dec 23, 2020 |
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Son’s porn stash destroyed, parents must pay. Canadians are growing too much marijuana at home.
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Dec 21, 2020 |
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Florida menus will soon offer python. Custodian brings a rifle to school. Pinch a students nipples?
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Dec 19, 2020 |
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Man robs McDonald’s with a chainsaw. Enter to win the chance to blow up one of Trump’s casinos.
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Dec 17, 2020 |
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Strip club or church? Man arrested after accidentally showing police video of his huge weed farm.
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Dec 16, 2020 |
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Superspreader Santa infects entire elderly home. Man tricked women into changing his diaper.
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Dec 15, 2020 |
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Sex worker sues over lost wages in lockdown. McDonald’s opens a barber shop giving ‘90s haircuts.
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Dec 14, 2020 |
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Floridaman makes videos of snakes biting his face. Man arrested for leaving feces in mailboxes.
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Dec 12, 2020 |
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Erection pills mixed with happy pills in packaging error. Chinese flight crew will wear diapers.
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Dec 11, 2020 |
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Dead man banned from his own funeral for arriving in a chair. Children fear Santa spreading Covid.
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Dec 10, 2020 |
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Delivery robots are coming to terrorize ya! Breakdancing will now be an Olympic sport.
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Dec 09, 2020 |
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Lady hallucinates after eating gas station sushi. Men arrested for kidnapping turkey to vodka party.
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Dec 07, 2020 |
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Floridaman punches cab driver and yells “I’m Rick James b*tch!” Another Big Cat Rescue arm removal.
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Dec 04, 2020 |
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Tickle Bar opens so you can pay for a tickle. Woman kills husband then stabs her own privates.
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Dec 03, 2020 |
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One legged man bike rides 90 days to Tibet. Super Nintendo Theme Park opens in 2021 in Japan.
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Dec 02, 2020 |
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Dognappings are on the rise during lockdown. Mystery flight attendant selling sex between flights.
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Dec 01, 2020 |
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Penis shaped ice skating rink is best says mayor. Magic coronavirus scarecrows are working.
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Nov 30, 2020 |
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Florida couple has sex on a busy road. Mother forces son to vape weed to help him get some sleep.
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Nov 27, 2020 |
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Mayor waits for Holy Spirit to request mask time. Mysterious monolith discovered in Utah desert.
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Nov 26, 2020 |
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Man violates lockdown to smash a guy’s face in. Babysitter gets sued for feeding the kids nuggets.
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Nov 25, 2020 |
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Sex doll brought to school for a celebration. Would you eat lab grown human meat steaks?
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Nov 23, 2020 |
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Floridaman took a child on crime spree to “toughen him up”. Man on LSD attacks Disney cast member.
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Nov 20, 2020 |
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World War II Prison Camp for Kids. China will kill your dog if you violate their walking ban.
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Nov 20, 2020 |
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Space rock crashes through a home making the resident a millionaire. Chicken wakes a teen from coma.
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Nov 18, 2020 |
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Pope is an assman and concerned about robots. 87,000 Thanksgiving turkeys explode in a fire.
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Nov 17, 2020 |
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Underground fight club busted in NYC. Thanksgiving Turkey insurance is now available for the holiday
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Nov 17, 2020 |
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Floridaman stole deputy’s car for his own spiritual journey. Woman arrested for robbing a grave site
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Nov 13, 2020 |
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Don’t throw your child over the school fence please. Lonely? Hold hands with a sweaty robotic hand.
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Nov 12, 2020 |
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Police use portapotties to catch criminals. Monster wolf robots used to scare the bears of Japan.
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Nov 11, 2020 |
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Witches can’t get together for spell casting during pandemic. Japan’s Jo Baiden is not Joe Biden.
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Nov 10, 2020 |
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Smacking the kids is illegal in Scotland even if you’re drunk. Confident doctor marries himself.
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Nov 09, 2020 |
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Floridaman’s penis size questioned so he pulls a gun. Woman robs the store that denied her a refund.
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Nov 06, 2020 |
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Sex expert is auctioning off her virginity. “Emotional Support Canadians” offer help for Americans.
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Nov 05, 2020 |
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Killer bear owner choked to death on a sex toy. Police pause a raid so gang can take temperatures.
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Nov 04, 2020 |
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Chicken nuggets cure everything says doctor. College in Bali accepts a bag of coconuts for tuition.
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Nov 03, 2020 |
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Human head found in recycling bin is not a Halloween prank. Con artist tried to sell Alladin’s Lamp.
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Nov 02, 2020 |
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Floridaman paid to get mauled by a leopard. Man stole bulldozer to drive over some Biden signs.
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Oct 30, 2020 |
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Halloween skeleton strip club too risky for the neighborhood? Dead missing man’s skull surprise.
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Oct 29, 2020 |
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Student dressed as Hitler for book week. Fighting cock kills police chief during a raid.
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Oct 28, 2020 |
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Lady brings 23 family members on a first date unannounced. Tiny butthole robots are the future.
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Oct 27, 2020 |
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Genitals are invasively examined at the airport. New Spicy Ghost Pepper donut for Halloween.
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Oct 26, 2020 |
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Floridaman gave kids guns to fight the demons. Florida flying squirrel tracking ring busted.
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Oct 23, 2020 |
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Cannibal and his assistant castrate a volunteer. Gym declares itself a church to stay open.
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Oct 22, 2020 |
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No fist fighting on the moon says NASA. Funeral homes offer free limo rides to the polls.
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Oct 21, 2020 |
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Penis pump judge faces stiff sentence. Chicken nugget launched into space.
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Oct 20, 2020 |
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Student fakes own kidnapping on Zoom class. Rapper admits to fraud in his rap video, gets arrested.
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Oct 19, 2020 |
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Floridaman brings guns to Disney. Man reports himself drunk driving while drunk driving.
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Oct 16, 2020 |
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Woman calls off wedding to a ghost cuz he does drugs. Daytime karaoke banned cuz of homeschooling.
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Oct 15, 2020 |
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Young computer genius is latest saint. Theme park allows guests to work from the top of Ferris wheel
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Oct 14, 2020 |
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Cow hugging is the new wellness trend. Cocaine keeps washing up on the beach for treasure hunters.
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Oct 13, 2020 |
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Illegal butt injection casualties. Election officials: please don’t microwave your mail in ballots.
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Oct 12, 2020 |
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Floridaman hits a cop with a Bible. Floridaman requests ballot for his dead wife. Carjackings!!!!
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Oct 09, 2020 |
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Dead grandma resurrection led to man’s arrest in cemetery. Men with deep voices likely to cheat?
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Oct 08, 2020 |
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Baby Shark song used to torture prisoners. Powerlifter has to prove she’s a woman to board plane.
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Oct 07, 2020 |
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Deadly demons may be unleashed via Ouija board. COVID-19 pandemic is changing our dreams.
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Oct 06, 2020 |
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Unwanted prostate exams given by a hypnotist. Yakuza gang not allowed to trick or treat this year.
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Oct 05, 2020 |
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Florida barber shoots at clients over missed appointments. Fight over milk leads to a stabbing.
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Oct 02, 2020 |
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Court rules Subway’s bread is not bread. Bank tells woman that she’s dead except she’s not dead.
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Oct 01, 2020 |
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Vagina climate change cult gathers in California. Vulgar swearing parrots removed from UK zoo.
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Sep 30, 2020 |
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Dead mayor re-elected by a Romanian village. Man jailed in Thailand for his negative hotel review.
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Sep 29, 2020 |
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To meet aliens, man steals a truck. Pumpkin Spice Mac and Cheese is coming to the US!
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Sep 28, 2020 |
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Floridaman stole cat blood. Parents are getting naked and high during their kids online classes.
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Sep 25, 2020 |
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Black licorice overdose kills a man. Police are investigating a used condom recycling factory.
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Sep 24, 2020 |
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Mysterious brain washes up on beach. City hires a former pimp to help them clean up the streets.
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Sep 23, 2020 |
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Haunted toilet installed for Japanese Halloween theme park. Ottawa will pay you $100 to go there.
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Sep 22, 2020 |
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Man’s vibrator controlled by Twitter followers. “Pretend you are a slave” homework assignment?
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Sep 21, 2020 |
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Floridaman makes cocaine bacon. Lovely Butts goes wild. Kid kicked out of class for Hooters mask.
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Sep 18, 2020 |
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Taco Bell sells wine? Want a robot to keep your lonely grandma company?
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Sep 17, 2020 |
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Airline sells flights to nowhere. Anti-groping device is popular and necessary in Japan.
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Sep 16, 2020 |
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Woman married a tree. Big breasted Jesus is offensive to many. Flat Earthers take a voyage.
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Sep 15, 2020 |
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Burglar Poops in the dishwasher! Laday sawed off her hand for insurance. No peeps this holiday year?
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Sep 14, 2020 |
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Florida woman tests sex toy in middle of store. Alligator pool float mistaken for real alligator.
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Sep 11, 2020 |
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Boobies at the polls! There’s a monkey shortage. Dog DNA tracks owners who don’t clean up the poo.
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Sep 10, 2020 |
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Rusty moon! Bin Laden’s porn messages. The home that whiskey bought.
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Sep 09, 2020 |
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Woman glued her vagina shut to frame her ex. Salon discriminated by asking to hire “happy” stylist.
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Sep 08, 2020 |
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Florida woman offers cop sex for an E-cigarette. Sign spinner robbed store he was spinning sign for.
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Sep 04, 2020 |
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Pandemic sex should involve a mask and no kissing. Wife bites husband’s penis off over a rodent.
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Sep 03, 2020 |
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Smartphone Walking has been banned. Pilots report a guy in a jetpack flying near their planes at LAX
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Sep 02, 2020 |
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Selling your haunted house? Hire an exorcist. Man saved by his Lightening proof Crocs.
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Sep 01, 2020 |
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Don’t get humped by an elk! Woman kicked out of bingo for her uncovered breathing neck hole.
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Aug 31, 2020 |
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Witchcrafts leads to shooting. Woman threatened man over sausage. Farting father attacked by family.
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Aug 28, 2020 |
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Marijuana for these stressed out elephants. More people are getting fake boobs during the pandemic.
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Aug 27, 2020 |
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No bra needed in France! Jamaican woman crashes car, wakes up with a British accent.
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Aug 26, 2020 |
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Vampire threatens to drink the blood of a cop. It snows chocolate after a factory malfunction.
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Aug 25, 2020 |
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Walmart man gave out “Covid Hugs”. New law requires you to walk your dog twice a day for an hour.
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Aug 24, 2020 |
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Fake dentist butt kisser. Lawyer high on marijuana gummy worms. Captain Kirk gets sexy at a bus stop
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Aug 22, 2020 |
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Ninja museum was robbed of all its cash. Doctor performed amputation on his back porch, lost license
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Aug 20, 2020 |
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See-through public toilets in Japan. Farmer. Farmer defaced his enemy grave dressed as a woman.
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Aug 19, 2020 |
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Stop passing out drunk in the street! Surfer saves wife by punching great white shark.
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Aug 18, 2020 |
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Restaurant apologizes for weighing their customers. Bomb-sniffing cyborg locusts on the way!
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Aug 17, 2020 |
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The drugs aren’t mine cuz the pants aren’t mine! Man stole beef jerky to go with his bag of heroin.
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Aug 14, 2020 |
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Sex doll sales increasing during lockdown. Stay in the last Blockbuster video store - it’s on Airbnb
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Aug 13, 2020 |
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Guacamole maker explosion kills mayor. “The Movie You Will Never See” will be released in year 2115.
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Aug 12, 2020 |
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Airline will pay for your funeral if you die of the virus. No man-purses allowed in the casino!
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Aug 11, 2020 |
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Official Wizard gets a salary. Man burns down apartment proposing to his girlfriend.
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Aug 10, 2020 |
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Floridaman can't stop coughing on people while another Floridaman fired a gun for social distancing.
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Aug 07, 2020 |
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White Trash Bash 2020! Amazon delivery driver pooped in her lush garden.
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Aug 06, 2020 |
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Drug smuggling cat escapes prison. The return of the zombie cicadas. Dinosaur cancer?
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Aug 05, 2020 |
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Man has penis built into his arm after losing his own. Robot dolphins! Flying cars!
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Aug 04, 2020 |
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Human penis and testicles found in a freezer. Bars ban The song Sweet Caroline amid Covid fears.
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Aug 03, 2020 |
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Naked Florida tells police he's Batman. Floridaman threatens employees with ax over wearing a mask.
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Jul 31, 2020 |
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Free pizza for anyone named Karen. Doctor warns of demon sperm. Students fake their own kidnapping.
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Jul 30, 2020 |
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Threesomes during the pandemic are on the rise. Couple wins legal battle to name their son Lucifer.
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Jul 29, 2020 |
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Silver poop baffles doctors. Sacrificial animals should be purchased online this year.
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Jul 28, 2020 |
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Identical twins about to get pregnant by same man. Zookeeper grew weed in the Rhinoceros habitat.
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Jul 27, 2020 |
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Covid Parties in Florida. Mysterious blue hole off coast. Floridaman enters Canada without stopping.
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Jul 24, 2020 |
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Legalize toplessness in Minneapolis. Mysterious car with Covid-19 license plate continues to baffle.
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Jul 23, 2020 |
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Hostage ends after President endorses Joaquin Phoenix film. Gondola tours deal with fat tourists.
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Jul 22, 2020 |
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Darth Vader wins the Jamaican lottery. Man arrested for printing porn for his pals inside Walmart.
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Jul 21, 2020 |
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Woman pretends to be a dog, makes six figures. Teens dressing up like grandma's to buy alcohol.
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Jul 20, 2020 |
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Florida skinny dipper busted by a Canadian. “Join us Florida!And be infected by God’s Holy Carona!”
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Jul 17, 2020 |
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Attacked with Boom Boom sauce. Give me the virus with your smiling face. Drunk Seagulls over ants.
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Jul 16, 2020 |
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Black Plague squirrel alert in Colorado. Fan of apocalyptic films? Then you’ll love this pandemic.
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Jul 15, 2020 |
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Fewer farts from the cows in your Whopper! Art exhibition allowed visitors to steal the artwork.
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Jul 14, 2020 |
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Bite a seagull, save a Happy Meal. Dead cat received a voter registration application in the mail.
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Jul 13, 2020 |
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Human head found on road. Lawn mower DUI. Brain-eating amoeba alert. Insane ramen noodle lady.
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Jul 10, 2020 |
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Sex toys and Animal Crossing - a new connection. Fried chicken and beer banned on Korean beaches.
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Jul 09, 2020 |
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No gender on the Dutch ID cards. No deodorant on the smelly subway and wear your mask.
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Jul 08, 2020 |
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Lady urine bread anyone? Coronavirus party - first to get sick wins! US to stop paying dead people.
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Jul 07, 2020 |
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Bootleg helicopter operation shut down. Walmart parking lots will now be drive-in movie theaters.
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Jul 06, 2020 |
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Lap dances are okay during pandemic. Lady tried to steal puppy with a taser. Bleach rampage time!
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Jul 03, 2020 |
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Jesus as a lesbian in new film? Rapper Vanilla Ice will perform in Texas despite pandemic baby.
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Jul 02, 2020 |
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Sailors need to quit LSD says US Navy. How would you like a perfume that smells like outer space?
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Jul 01, 2020 |
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Who dares to poop outside the Queen's vacation castle? Golden Girls episode removed for mud masks?
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Jun 30, 2020 |
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Get a Ninja degree! One in three pilots in Pakistan have a fake license.
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Jun 29, 2020 |
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Floirdaman tried to steal a plane to fly weed to his girlfriend. Man with machete face tattoo attack
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Jun 26, 2020 |
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Lady coughed on a baby at Yogurtland and is wanted by police. Disposable urinals are the rage.
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Jun 25, 2020 |
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Genitalia trauma caused by pandemic? Why are sports stadiums filled with cardboard fans?
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Jun 24, 2020 |
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Male cat owners are not attractive according to study. Dumpster swimming pools no longer allowed.
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Jun 23, 2020 |
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Man smuggles cocaine inside artificial penis. Kids asked to plan their own funeral as homework.
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Jun 22, 2020 |
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Florida strippers: fake kidnappings, ripping power meters off buildings, and eating their shirts.
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Jun 19, 2020 |
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Man sues his date for herpes. Recent college grad gets a job as a human scarecrow.
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Jun 18, 2020 |
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CGI sex scenes are coming to Hollywood. Women are worshipping a Coronavirus Goddess in India.
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Jun 17, 2020 |
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Call your parents racist on Facebook and you could go to jail. Airport offers pretend travel tours.
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Jun 16, 2020 |
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Invest in Somali pirates! Man on horse and buggy denied service at KFC drive-thru.
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Jun 15, 2020 |
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Porn star runs for office in Florida. Circumcision protest? Man lets 12 year old girl drive 85 mph.
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Jun 12, 2020 |
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Why point a gun at your genitals? Donkey arrested for gambling. President can't nuke hurricanes.
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Jun 11, 2020 |
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Miss Hitler jailed for being in a Neo Nazi group. Hotel in Germany bans overweight guests.
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Jun 10, 2020 |
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Wear covid masks during sex, experts say. Man breaks into bank just to microwave a hot pocket.
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Jun 09, 2020 |
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Divorces rise after quarantine uncovers polygamy. DMV says no homemade license plates please.
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Jun 08, 2020 |
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Woman calls 911 for sex with an officer, man says his guns belong to John Wick, drive-through botox
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Jun 05, 2020 |
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Porn star arrested for killing a man with toad venom. Man threw a large pickle at a highway worker.
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Jun 04, 2020 |
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Having sex with someone you don't live with is illegal. Man threatened to release riot control bees.
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Jun 03, 2020 |
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Sneezing fetish during pandemic. Man claims he makes "healthy meth". Blue Jeans Johnny Jogger!
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Jun 02, 2020 |
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Sex workers okay but no sports just yet. People in the UK are fixing their own teeth during lockdown
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Jun 01, 2020 |
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Kicking chickens, a kidnapping, sex at the intersection and huge prom plans in Florida.
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May 29, 2020 |
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Sexual fetish involving machetes, a broom, and the wrong address. No screaming on rollercoasters!
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May 28, 2020 |
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Man arrested for stealing hundreds flip flops to have sex with. One table restaurant opening soon.
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May 28, 2020 |
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Show your nudes at the Denmark border. Bear wrestling at a zoo without a mask will get you fined.
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May 26, 2020 |
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Gay BDSM club considered essential. Indians defy lockdown and hold a massive funeral for a cow.
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May 25, 2020 |
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Florida man airs out his penis while driving. Florida mom still showers with 20 year old daughter.
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May 22, 2020 |
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Waist down massage only when parlours open up? No spitting on your balls during cricket match.
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May 21, 2020 |
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Topless weekend at Texas beach leads to 200 arrests. Dance clubs to reopen, but no dancing allowed.
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May 20, 2020 |
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Sex dolls replaced a crowd at soccer match. Woman rescues a 9 week old banana left inside her desk.
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May 19, 2020 |
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"Lockdown sex" buddy is what you need. Priest sprays holy water out squirt gun during distancing.
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May 18, 2020 |
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Florida woman kisses everyone while calling 911. Protestors demand gyms reopen while doing push-ups.
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May 15, 2020 |
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Fake boobs and muscles for your next Zoom date? Restaurant will put mannequins at empty tables.
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May 14, 2020 |
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100 year old woman beats the Coronavirus. Why millions of people pretending to be ants on Facebook?
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May 13, 2020 |
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Please don't masturbate in IKEA. During lockdown stay angry at your family less than ten minutes.
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May 12, 2020 |
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911 my crotch is on fire!! 20,000 teenagers were just given a driver's license without a road test.
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May 11, 2020 |
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Florida man tries to stab the devil out of his roommate. Man caught quarantining on Disney island.
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May 08, 2020 |
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Free weed and booze for quarrantined homeless. Drawing rainbows certainly will make you gay!
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May 07, 2020 |
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Pee Your Pants Challenge! Pope helps transgender prostitutes who lack customers during pandemic.
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May 06, 2020 |
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Sperm smoothies to fight Coronavirus? Fire marshal warns not to microwave your face mask.
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May 05, 2020 |
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Drive-thru funerals? Police seek person dressed as a creepy 27th century plague doctor.
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May 04, 2020 |
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Road raging mating alligators. Please don't remove your own moles during quarantine, urges doctor.
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May 02, 2020 |
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Top 10 Weird AF Coronavirus Conspiracy Theories
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Apr 30, 2020 |
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Help defeat potato mountain by eating fries. Spain sprays the beach with bleach to protect kids.
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Apr 29, 2020 |
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Tupac Shakur is alive in Kentucky awaiting unemployment. German police bust underground hair salons.
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Apr 28, 2020 |
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Masturbation is up. WAY up. Indian man pretended to be an onion dealer to beat the lockdown.
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Apr 27, 2020 |
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Florida Church sold bleach Coronavirus miracle cure. Grim Reaper will troll Florida's opened beaches
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Apr 24, 2020 |
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Governor puts Hennessy in Coronavirus care packages. Rent a llama or goat for your Zoom meeting!
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Apr 23, 2020 |
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Testicles make you more vulnerable to the virus. President asks gangs to stop giving care packages.
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Apr 22, 2020 |
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Tinder dating is okay says Dr. Fauci. Woman's breast implant deflects a bullet, saves her life.
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Apr 21, 2020 |
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Can farts spread Coronavirus? Stimulus checks in US being spent on tigers, dildos and guns.
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Apr 20, 2020 |
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Wrestling is deemed "essential business" in Florida. Giant Easter cookout gathering broken up.
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Apr 18, 2020 |
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Free weed and Toilet paper handed out by masked man. Social distancing for bears?
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Apr 17, 2020 |
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Woman steals news van with reporter inside. Can't hug humans? Hug some trees and feel their energy!
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Apr 15, 2020 |
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Woman's sexual attraction to chandeliers. Coronavirus lockdown spares Czech women an Easter beating.
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Apr 14, 2020 |
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Sex doll "celebrity" wedding postponed. Woman brought her meth to police for virus testing.
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Apr 13, 2020 |
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Easter eggs with porn inside were delivered to 400 mailboxes. EMT spits on a cashier over floortape.
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Apr 10, 2020 |
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Isolation got you down? Try howling at the moon. Home cooking burn accidents are on the rise.
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Apr 09, 2020 |
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Don't buy the blood of virus victims on the web. Crowd breaks lockdown for Pink Floyd coverband show
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Apr 08, 2020 |
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Nudists in trouble for not wearing masks at nude beach. Robots replace Japanese graduating class.
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Apr 07, 2020 |
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Mayor gets infected with virus on purpose. Horse and buggy drive thru testing center for the Amish.
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Apr 06, 2020 |
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Explosions and fires during gender reveal party. Stay at home except for church, it's a pandemic.
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Apr 03, 2020 |
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Dead daughter nudes posted by mom to memorialize her. Man dresses as a bush to break lockdown order.
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Apr 02, 2020 |
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Sex tape play-by-play during virus lockdown? Man arrested for pretending to be a ghost in a cemetery
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Apr 01, 2020 |
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Use your pee to build a tinyhouse. Man drove 200 miles for $20 Ebay item with his wife in the trunk
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Mar 31, 2020 |
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Drink vodka and play hockey to cure the virus? Lady arrested for driving around for no reason.
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Mar 31, 2020 |
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Cure Coronavirus by blowing hairdryer up the nose? Naked couple fight over a pee napkin at the mall.
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Mar 27, 2020 |
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Man seduced by a dolphin named Dolly. Adopt a lonely grandparent to comfort during isolaton.
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Mar 26, 2020 |
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Cut down on rim jobs says NYC. Old man leaves lockdown to hunt Pokemon.
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Mar 25, 2020 |
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Naked hand sanitizer wrestling. African king goes on a mad axe rampage.
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Mar 24, 2020 |
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Testicle Festival delayed from virus. Lady gave birth in the toilet paper aisle of a Walmart.
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Mar 23, 2020 |
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Spring breakers only care about one kinda Corona! Man eats stolen debit card in front of cops.
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Mar 21, 2020 |
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Mexican toilet paper to the rescue! First breast milk dispensary opens in a place that needs it.
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Mar 19, 2020 |
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Man dressed as T. Rex caught leaving house during lockdown. Yoga ban lifted but no namaste's pleased
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Mar 18, 2020 |
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Can you wipe your butt with banana leafs? Lady thinks block of cheese is a bar of soap.
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Mar 17, 2020 |
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Don't masturbate with hand sanitizer, doctors warn. Have you tried "tractor" therapy for the virus?
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Mar 16, 2020 |
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Beheading athletes is an option for one angry gambler. Florida man refuses to NOT be a dentist.
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Mar 13, 2020 |
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Hawaiian pizza voted off the menu in Canada. Student suspended for selling squirts of sanitizer.
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Mar 12, 2020 |
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How strip clubs are handling the Coronavirus outbreak. Exploding Hamme Festival injures 43 people
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Mar 11, 2020 |
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Marines drinking cobra blood will not be tolerated. Chess players die from laughing gas.
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Mar 10, 2020 |
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Sex change to avoid execution. Red wine flows from taps instead of water in Italian village.
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Mar 09, 2020 |
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Man threatens family with Coldplay lyrics. Guy goes on sledgehammer spree to kill his demons.
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Mar 06, 2020 |
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Murdered pizza delivery drivers. Will your own cat eat your dead corpse?
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Mar 05, 2020 |
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Ghost of famous writer caught on camera throwing books. Vegan wants meat eaters to shut windows.
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Mar 04, 2020 |
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Haunted voice of Jesus coming through the walls. Satanic pig heads on stakes at the beach.
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Mar 03, 2020 |
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Army of ducks will battle army of locusts. It's new! It's Japanese! It's sliced mayonnaise?
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Mar 02, 2020 |
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Florida lady kills boyfriend by zipping him inside suitcase. Elderly patient gets unwanted toe suck.
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Feb 28, 2020 |
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Holocaust themed carnival parade creates a stir. Prison inmates trade hostage for a Mars bar.
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Feb 27, 2020 |
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Lady urinating alcohol in rare condition. Do not put frozen potatoes in your butt!
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Feb 26, 2020 |
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Walk around naked with llamas and pay for it! Mysterious pillowcases full of snakes.
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Feb 25, 2020 |
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Flat Earther crashes his homemade rocket and dies. Swarm of 40,000 bees shut down street.
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Feb 24, 2020 |
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Snake orgy causes park shut down. Jars of human tongues found under a home, but whos?
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Feb 21, 2020 |
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Air freshener that smells like a schoolgirl in your passenger seat. Porn shot in a library.
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Feb 20, 2020 |
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Opioid vending machines coming! Dog owners take more photos if their pet than their spouse.
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Feb 19, 2020 |
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Vagina super glued shut by jealous husband. Toilet paper heist by Honk Kong gang.
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Feb 18, 2020 |
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Forced vasectomies on all men age 50? Fake baby photographer drugs moms to steal their babies.
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Feb 17, 2020 |
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Emotional support chickens cannot save this Florida man arrested for the 66th time.
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Feb 14, 2020 |
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Man robs a bank on a date, forced woman to be getaway driver. Jet lands after drunk man eats phone.
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Feb 13, 2020 |
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Free porn for all coronavirus cruise passengers. One in ten people have the wrong father.
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Feb 12, 2020 |
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Vagina smelling incense by a pop singer! Sex crazed bats attacking all the kids.
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Feb 11, 2020 |
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Cut off a clitoris and save a music career. Man arrested for stealing a steamroller.
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Feb 10, 2020 |
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We want our foreskin back! Herpes Monkeys. Police find drugs in bag labeled, "Bag full of drugs"
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Feb 07, 2020 |
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White racist women dinner party. Blind man's vision returns after being hit by a car.
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Feb 06, 2020 |
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Can I speak to Agent Penis? Porn warnings will be required under new proposal.
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Feb 05, 2020 |
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Drinking cow urine won't stop coronavirus. Church holds late Sunday "Hangover Service".
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Feb 04, 2020 |
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Woman bites off man's tongue on first date. No-armed beauty queen crowned.
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Feb 03, 2020 |
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Florida Python Bowl 2020. Day care worker fired for writing all over a child.
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Jan 31, 2020 |
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Man smokes marijuana while in the court for marijuana. Postal worker hides mail in a storage unit.
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Jan 30, 2020 |
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Breastfeeding grown men is popular in Africa. Fairies will kill all fisherman in Scotland.
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Jan 29, 2020 |
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Dipping testicles in soy sauce on video? Marrying ghosts is still popular in rural China.
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Jan 28, 2020 |
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"Penis Man" artist taken down by armed SWAT team. Masturbate with banana peels? Docs say no.
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Jan 27, 2020 |
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Iguanas falling from the sky equals meat for sale. Lady makes a bomb inside Walmart.
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Jan 24, 2020 |
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Porn star GoFundMe for military cadet, who wanted a date. Man discovered his own grave in a cemetery
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Jan 23, 2020 |
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Sperm from dead guys okay? China is pajama shaming.
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Jan 22, 2020 |
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Drunk man has sex with a fence. Son mixed his mom's ashes with his drugs, police say.
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Jan 21, 2020 |
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Porn for the deaf! Wife strangulates cheating husband's genitals in DIY chastity belt.
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Jan 20, 2020 |
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Crack prescription from a Florida doctor? Mom allows son's circumcision so she can get out of jail.
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Jan 17, 2020 |
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Man requests swordfight to settle legal dispute with ex wife. Large Amish rave shut down by police.
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Jan 16, 2020 |
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Penis shrinking pills pushed on famous Batman actor. Man attacked woman with ranch dressing.
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Jan 15, 2020 |
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Alien porn is trending! First human composting site in the world.
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Jan 14, 2020 |
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Vagina smelling candle from Gwyneth Paltrow. Proposal to ban cell phone use for people under age 21?
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Jan 13, 2020 |
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Toe sucking burglar strikes in Florida. Trailer park lady throws bucket of feces on her landlord.
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Jan 10, 2020 |
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Gilrfriend choked over fart comment. New Bandaid for your taint will help premature ejaculation.
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Jan 09, 2020 |
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Lady with "pube face" from a dog bite sues docs. Devastating honeymoon Vaginismus strikes.
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Jan 08, 2020 |
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Drunk woman offers sex on a plane, headbutts entire staff. Wanna take your dead newborn on a walk?
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Jan 07, 2020 |
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Guy on meth carjacks a man and his pet goat outside adult video store. Lady sold her husband for $17
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Jan 06, 2020 |
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Tasing old ladies in Florida. Some people enjoy mowing their lawn at night... ALL night.
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Jan 03, 2020 |
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Lady caught using dog pee to pass a drug test. Town abandons possum dropping tradition after outcry.
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Jan 02, 2020 |
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BEST OF WEIRD AF NEWS 2019
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Dec 31, 2019 |
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Clothes made of urine? Get wasted and visit the Hangover Museum!
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Dec 30, 2019 |
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Free marijuana for everyone "Cuz it's Christmas!" Officer sold his real gun cuz he needed the cash.
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Dec 27, 2019 |
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"My ass is on fire!" Woman calls emergency line over spicy curry. Dad shot barber for son's bad hair
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Dec 26, 2019 |
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Meth lab in a Church has contaminated the holiday toys. Shoplifter throws a live baby at security.
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Dec 24, 2019 |
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Tampons in men's restrooms should be required? Lady lights her boyfriend on fire over subway job.
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Dec 23, 2019 |
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Smoke weed on a boat while abandoning your kids, shoot at your coworker's mother & do Sloth Yoga!
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Dec 21, 2019 |
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Dead man in wife's freezer with note: "She didn't kill me." The great Boston lobster truck heist.
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Dec 19, 2019 |
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Penis removed from sex crazed duck named Dave. Reality stars promote poisonous drink to their fans.
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Dec 18, 2019 |
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Fellatio cafe offers oral sex with your coffee. Netflix released a gay Jesus Christmas special.
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Dec 17, 2019 |
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Lady brings her recently dead friend to Church to "seek help from God". Santas take down a killer.
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Dec 16, 2019 |
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Stripper arrested for squirting vaginal fluid at police. Stolen money for sex toy shop joyrides.
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Dec 13, 2019 |
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Giant penis Christmas lights anger neighbors. Renting dead bodies scam is on the rise.
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Dec 12, 2019 |
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Sex offender's wife runs daycare right next door. Man registered bees as emotional support animals.
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Dec 12, 2019 |
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Father Christmas is not gender neutral and people are angry. Man's farts kill mosquitoes.
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Dec 10, 2019 |
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Santa loves cocaine apparently. Hangovers are not tolerated at Chipotle.
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Dec 09, 2019 |
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Machine gun found in baby bouncer box. Man leaves boy on the police station lawn for being gay.
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Dec 06, 2019 |
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Woman hides 23 ATM cards in her vagina. Airline opens restaurant that only serves airline food.
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Dec 05, 2019 |
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Breast milk assault on a train. Brace yourself for the global french fry shortage!
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Dec 04, 2019 |
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Fake your own death, get inside a coffin and be happy! Farmers use VR headsets on their cows.
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Dec 03, 2019 |
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Butthole Sunning is latest health craze. Penis enlargement massage capital is Indonesia.
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Dec 02, 2019 |
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Dog drives a car for over an hour in reverse. Man arrested for challenging the cops to a car race
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Nov 29, 2019 |
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10 Weird Thanksgiving dinner options. Christmas tree shortage leads to gangs of pro tree theives.
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Nov 28, 2019 |
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Smiling serial poop dumper terrorizing Toronto. Crocodile controlling sorcerer kicked out village.
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Nov 27, 2019 |
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Porn star Instagram discrimination. Hitler's birthplace will soon be a police station.
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Nov 26, 2019 |
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Biker gang steals dead baby from hospital. Man creates own dating app and he's only guy on there.
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Nov 25, 2019 |
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Woman bites penis "out of frustration". Couple wins a baby in radio contest.
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Nov 23, 2019 |
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Wild lion used as guard dog is not allowed. Penis parasites in Africa are a pain in the butt.
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Nov 21, 2019 |
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Want blood for sex on wedding night? Man attacks family for not supoorting him on America Got Talent
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Nov 21, 2019 |
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Get rich off whale puke! Evil airport bag handler swaps 286 bagtags.
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Nov 19, 2019 |
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Son brings "Spiderman" heroin to school. People are sharing their poop pics on Facebook.
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Nov 19, 2019 |
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Woman drowns cat to take it to Jesus. Woman shoots up a house after Xbox Live argument.
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Nov 15, 2019 |
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The dangers of masturbating with electric toothbrushes. Lady prank calls 911 over 24,000 times.
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Nov 14, 2019 |
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Alexa smartspeaker witnesses murder. Wife identifies her shark eaten husband.
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Nov 13, 2019 |
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Baby born on dancefloor gets free club admission for life. Yodeling drunk e-scooter drivers.
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Nov 13, 2019 |
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Gender reveal plane crash. Man breaks into store to save the mannequins from sex slavery.
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Nov 11, 2019 |
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Disney Princess groper arrested. Emotional support rooster terrorizing neighbors.
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Nov 08, 2019 |
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Masturbate in the privacy of your own cardboard box. Extreme embalming so dead granny can stand.
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Nov 07, 2019 |
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Daughter's virginity maintained by Rapper T.I. China fears video game addiction & imposes curfew.
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Nov 06, 2019 |
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Girl's feet flavored fried chicken? All the bacon in the world is uneaten.
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Nov 05, 2019 |
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Nazi costume in elementary school parade. Same sex scenes have been approved by Delta.
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Nov 04, 2019 |
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Fisherman raped by mermaids. Man goes on road rage with nunchucks.
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Nov 01, 2019 |
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Death by pumpkin carving? Phone sex hotline given instead of suicide hotline number to students.
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Oct 31, 2019 |
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Pilots watch passengers pee. Man saved fingernail clippings for a year & made engagement ring.
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Oct 30, 2019 |
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Moose dropping festival mayhem! Hashish cake served accidentally at a funeral.
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Oct 29, 2019 |
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Vagina museum! Teenager breaks into prison to save his relationship with criminal girlfriend.
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Oct 29, 2019 |
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Man has sex with stuffed animals in Target. Stripper armed with a gun attacks rival dancer on stage.
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Oct 25, 2019 |
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Couple adopts girl - turns out to be an adult dwarf murderer. Scariest haunted house in US.
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Oct 25, 2019 |
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Sex offender's trick or treat. Bride halloween costume pulled because it encourages child marriage.
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Oct 23, 2019 |
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Groom brings gay lover on honeymoon with new bride. Saying "bitch" may be illegal in Mass.
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Oct 22, 2019 |
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Smartphone detox camp anyone? Mom discovers a burglar bathing her two-year old.
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Oct 21, 2019 |
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Store owner fires AK-47 at customers. Man has eaten only mac n cheese for 17 years.
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Oct 18, 2019 |
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Pop up brothels cannot be stopped! Snake massages offered at spas.
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Oct 17, 2019 |
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Scrotum injections by five boyfriends led to death. Family found living 9 years in a basement.
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Oct 16, 2019 |
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Vagina toothpaste doesn't work doctors say. Dead man pranks his family with ghostly recording.
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Oct 15, 2019 |
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Meth sandwiches and shakes. Farmers deny man sex with their horses and cows.
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Oct 14, 2019 |
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Florida birthday surpise shooting. Men arrested for getting an alligator drunk.
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Oct 11, 2019 |
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Drunk e-scooter driving epidemic. Be on the lookout for Buddhist aliens!
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Oct 10, 2019 |
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Jesus shoes filled with holy water! Cattle mutilations in Oregon.
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Oct 09, 2019 |
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Dog shoots woman in a car. Nudists with a fire truck help fight a blaze.
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Oct 08, 2019 |
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Lady twerks for a lion at the zoo. Guinea pig ice cream is a hit!
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Oct 07, 2019 |
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Strip club will now host church services. Man breaks into a home to cook breakfast.
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Oct 04, 2019 |
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Wifi allergy lady sleeps in copper sleeping bag. Protestors lose control of a fake blood fire hose.
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Oct 03, 2019 |
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Zombies wanted for apocalypse survival test. Deputy accused if stripping and baptising a suspect.
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Oct 02, 2019 |
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Army posts ad for dead bodies and parts. Pornographic hackers in public.
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Oct 01, 2019 |
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Fake vagina stolen by Elvis impersonator. Babymaps lets you know where babies are seated on flight.
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Sep 30, 2019 |
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Teacher sold drugs to her students. Teen attacks relatives at dinner for denying her tomatoes.
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Sep 28, 2019 |
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Broken heart syndrome. Man arrested for burp-pranking the emergency hotline 22 times.
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Sep 26, 2019 |
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World fart competition ends with no farts. Masturbation lessons in public schools?
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Sep 25, 2019 |
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Public pooping cannot be stopped! Japan going wild for luxury toilet paper.
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Sep 24, 2019 |
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Woman bites testicles of a camel. Man drowns during underwater marriage proposal.
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Sep 23, 2019 |
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Couple has sex in back of police car after arrested for drunk bicycling. Want a job hunting pythons?
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Sep 20, 2019 |
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Loch Ness Monster in China? Philippines man makes love to his neighbor's pet pig.
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Sep 19, 2019 |
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Semen explosion at artificial insemination facility. Man missing 22 years found using Google Earth.
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Sep 18, 2019 |
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Dog woman sex for a birthday present. Scientists make a knife out of poop.
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Sep 17, 2019 |
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Marriage proposals at gunpoint. Teen thinks every day is June 11 after head injury.
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Sep 16, 2019 |
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Woman plans to marry a videogame. Fake fortune teller convinced a family they were cursed.
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Sep 14, 2019 |
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Farting on planes against the law? Robot priests are invading our churches.
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Sep 12, 2019 |
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Sex toy hacking. Pastor dies trying to break Jesus' 40 day fasting record.
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Sep 11, 2019 |
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Sex dolls made to look like your friend's girlfriend. Stolen rollercoaster...of love.
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Sep 09, 2019 |
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Hurricane! Drop ice in it to make it stop! Park your Smart car in the kitchen - it won't blow away!
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Sep 06, 2019 |
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Robot strippers have arrived and they're creepy AF. Hairy babies from medication mixup.
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Sep 04, 2019 |
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Patient's vagina used as ventriloquist dummy by a nurse. Pope got stuck in the elevator.
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Sep 03, 2019 |
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Naked lawn mower wants teaching job. Michael Jackson impersonator attacked in street brawl.
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Aug 30, 2019 |
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"Air Dicks" are a nuisance in Japan. Watch out for the rolling mountain poop balls.
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Aug 29, 2019 |
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When Sex Robots attack. Red Bull pays Canadians that didn't grow wings after drinking it.
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Aug 28, 2019 |
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Waterpark closes after 40 people fight over a towel. Weed hungry seagull spoils a drugbust.
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Aug 27, 2019 |
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Buttcon - convention for butts. NASA investigates first crime in space.
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Aug 26, 2019 |
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Sword fight over trash. Botched Dark web castration session.
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Aug 23, 2019 |
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Smoke break for high schoolers? Karaoke with coworkers no longer required.
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Aug 22, 2019 |
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Swastika ride at German amusement park shut down. Senior citizens arrested for public sex.
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Aug 21, 2019 |
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"Avocado Hand" sending people to hospital. Wanted: a serial wedding crasher/gift thief.
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Aug 20, 2019 |
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Booty call gone wrong leads to house burning. Anti sex technology in public bathrooms.
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Aug 19, 2019 |
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Gun stolen during orgy. Attack with nunchucks, bug spray, and Ragu sauce.
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Aug 16, 2019 |
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Fish are turning gay in Malaysia. Man dies during taco eating contest.
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Aug 15, 2019 |
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Masturbation vending machine opens in Japan. Demonic possession in schools is up.
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Aug 14, 2019 |
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Man's penis turns to bone. Miniature horses allowed to fly as service animals.
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Aug 13, 2019 |
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Blue-eyed sperm is in demand in Brazil. Man hospitalized for singing too much karaoke.
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Aug 12, 2019 |
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Getting high for Jesus! "I've shot people for less." Says man who pulled gun on late delivery.
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Aug 09, 2019 |
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Chernobyl vodka is not radioactive. World's first plant hotel opens in London.
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Aug 08, 2019 |
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Poop museum opening! Doctors warn ladies not to put wasp nests inside their vagina.
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Aug 07, 2019 |
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Cow cuddling costs $300. Priest arrested for stalking Conan O'Brien.
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Aug 06, 2019 |
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Dead mom blown up by the military without consent. Basketball player finds out he's pregnant.
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Aug 06, 2019 |
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Human is shot during open Iguana season. "I didn't break into your home. It was my horse!"
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Aug 02, 2019 |
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Woman married dog on live television. 1 in 4 delivery drivers admit to tasting your food.
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Aug 01, 2019 |
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Albino body parts used for witchcraft? US Mexico border see-saws installed for the kids.
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Jul 31, 2019 |
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Lady urinates on potatoes at Walmart. Actor accused of drug dealing claims it was all for the role.
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Jul 30, 2019 |
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Clown causes brawl on cruise ship. Grasshoppers invade Las Vegas.
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Jul 29, 2019 |
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Pooping in hot tubs is fun! Her FastPass didn't work so she punched a Disney employee in the face.
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Jul 26, 2019 |
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Storm Loch Ness! Find the Monster! Daycare under police protection after removing pork from menu.
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Jul 25, 2019 |
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Perverts are ruining "Nude Zone"! McDonald's customer fires a gun over cold fries.
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Jul 25, 2019 |
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Five days on a toilet? Bleeding birds falling from the sky?
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Jul 23, 2019 |
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"Big Penis" surprisingly works! Police ask criminals to take a break during this heatwave.
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Jul 22, 2019 |
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Man flees with penis of his wife's lover. Five guys arrested for fighting at Five Guys.
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Jul 19, 2019 |
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Orgy at Sexfest leads to a heart attack. Who opened my "maintenance hole"?
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Jul 18, 2019 |
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T-Rex races! Lady attempts car-jacking use a live snake.
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Jul 17, 2019 |
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Underwear that's worth the crime. Why not pay $3000 to drive towards a tornado?
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Jul 16, 2019 |
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Meth gators are high and dangerous. Military warns: do not storm Area 51 looking for aliens.
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Jul 15, 2019 |
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She urinated in the ice cream?! School principal claims the Holocaust wasn't a factual historical ev
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Jul 12, 2019 |
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Gender reveal car explosion. Radioactive tourism sounds fun!
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Jul 11, 2019 |
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Drunk airline pilots in Korea. Smartphone addicts get special traffic lights on the ground.
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Jul 10, 2019 |
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Sex toy app for burning calories while masturbating. Marijuana poop is getting dogs high AF.
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Jul 09, 2019 |
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Viral ice cream lickers! Mother gave birth to other couple's babies after fertility mistake.
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Jul 08, 2019 |
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Woman tips $5,000 as revenge on boyfriend. Man caught petting and feeding bagels to alligator.
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Jul 05, 2019 |
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Watching porn at work. Airports open terminals up to tourists to hang out.
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Jul 03, 2019 |
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Selfies more dangerous than shark attacks. Why are kids being lured to Hell's Angels Clubhouse?
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Jul 02, 2019 |
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Rid city demons with holy water helicopter drop. Denver is feeding geese to hungry families.
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Jul 01, 2019 |
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Poop and run caught on video. Man accused of killing Pinky the Flamingo run over by a truck.
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Jun 28, 2019 |
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Man gives police sperm sample instead of urine. Arby's creates "Megetables" - fake vegetables.
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Jun 27, 2019 |
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Sex doll that looks like your dead partner? Car dealership gives a Bible & Shotgun with every sale.
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Jun 26, 2019 |
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Poop transplant death. Astronaut poop is on the moon and we need it.
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Jun 25, 2019 |
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Woman divorces 300 year old pirate ghost. Attacking seagulls keep elderly couple hostage.
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Jun 24, 2019 |
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Man steals pool floats to have sex with them. Legend of the Florida Skunk Ape!
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Jun 21, 2019 |
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That's a bear? Thought my pet was a dog! Dueling is now legal in Canada.
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Jun 20, 2019 |
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Attack squirrel on meth. Magic Mushroom Melt offered in Denver.
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Jun 19, 2019 |
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Sisters take wrong man off life support. Do YOU have "Text Neck"?
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Jun 18, 2019 |
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Prison pot is okay if inmates don't inhale. Drunk DRONE-ing outlawed in Japan.
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Jun 17, 2019 |
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A vagina shooting during foreplay with gun. Alligator used during gender reveal party.
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Jun 14, 2019 |
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World's oldest bong found. Man's severed toes will be used in a famous cocktail.
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Jun 13, 2019 |
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Ice cream truck seizure. Dodgeball: a "tool of oppression"?
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Jun 12, 2019 |
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Oral sex during exorcisms? Two frogs were married so it will rain.
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Jun 11, 2019 |
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Glittery horse lube thrown at cops. "Transabled" people become disabled on purpose.
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Jun 10, 2019 |
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Coked up boat captain fires a gun, threatens passengers. Man arrested for pouring ketchup on his sle
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Jun 07, 2019 |
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Man fasts on his exe's doorstep and she marries him. Radioactive meltdown tourism is actually safe!
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Jun 06, 2019 |
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Blow-drying testicles is no longer allowed. Straight Pride Parade in Boston?
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Jun 06, 2019 |
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Drink with live rats at the rat bar. Police invent MDMA smelling perfume.
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Jun 05, 2019 |
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Porn Prevention System in UK. Pokemon weddings in Japan.
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Jun 03, 2019 |
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Multi colored pet pig cruelty at the mall. Schoolbus drivers caught having lesbian sex on the bus.
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May 31, 2019 |
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Emotional support animals attack! 96 year old woman fronts a death metal band.
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May 30, 2019 |
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Free Viagra for the whole town! Noah's Ark themepark has been flooded.
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May 29, 2019 |
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World's first Bonerless Bathing Suit. A woman married an actual bridge.
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May 28, 2019 |
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UFO's are invading military space. Memorial Day facts you may not know.
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May 27, 2019 |
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Cheeseburger to the face! Lady kicks cop in groin then offers to kiss it.
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May 24, 2019 |
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Dead man's sperm allowed to procreate. Real Pastor does baptisms in Virtual Reality.
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May 23, 2019 |
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Show your boobs, end a protest! Students feed teachers urine filled crepes.
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May 22, 2019 |
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Need a Game of Thrones therapist? Bizarre cow kissing challenge in Austria.
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May 21, 2019 |
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Why coffee makes us poop. Texting while walking could be illegal?
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May 20, 2019 |
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Her vagina hid 7 syringes! Comedy club audience member calls 911 because of a joke.
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May 17, 2019 |
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Demonic possession is up and so are exorcism courses. World's most expensive cup of coffee!
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May 16, 2019 |
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Pornhub for politicians! Top sexiest (and unsexiest) US accents
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May 15, 2019 |
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Penis extensions fail. Ireland's first alcohol free bar!
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May 14, 2019 |
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AZ legalizes nunchucks. Burger King introduces "Unhappy Meals"!
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May 13, 2019 |
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Woman pulls gator from her pants during police stop. Drunk man crashes lawn mower into police car, c
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May 10, 2019 |
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Designated drug dealer spaces in Berlin? Family of drunk groom held hostage over dowry
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May 09, 2019 |
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Woman asks for "Agent Penis" at the CIA. Cocaine found in the shrimp.
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May 08, 2019 |
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Pope tells hairdressers not to gossip. Maggots in the sausage? Yum!
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May 07, 2019 |
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Menstrual themed cocktail controversy. WTF are "Beer Burros"?
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May 06, 2019 |
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Meth smoking man fights a mattress. Flesh eating bacteria is everywhere!
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May 03, 2019 |
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Depressed? Try psychedelic toad milk! The Indian army found Yeti.
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May 02, 2019 |
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Vampire facials gave people HIV. Companies to ban the handshake?
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May 01, 2019 |
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Avengers movie leaker beat-down. Trapped in a hole for love.
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Apr 30, 2019 |
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"911? How can I kill my boyfriend?" Russian spy whale caught begging for food.
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Apr 29, 2019 |
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Woman shot husband on tax day. Police impersonator pulls over undercover police.
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Apr 26, 2019 |
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Don't put garlic in your vagina! Astrological sign roommate discrimination?
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Apr 25, 2019 |
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Selfie deaths are an epidemic. Mini wrestlers busted for steroids and weed.
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Apr 24, 2019 |
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Pet dog raised from the dead. The mouth is for eating not oral sex!
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Apr 23, 2019 |
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Slap and cut a pastor for Easter! "Escape from Egypt', the passover escape room.
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Apr 22, 2019 |
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Man squirts urine at lady dogwalker. Fake alligator wrestling at the mall.
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Apr 19, 2019 |
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Day laborer sex fantasy ring. Debut of the CBD infused burger.
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Apr 18, 2019 |
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Testicle botox or "Scrotox". Man sues parents for destroying $30k porn stash.
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Apr 17, 2019 |
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Spiders could eat all mankind. Comedian jokes bout dying then drops dead on stage.
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Apr 16, 2019 |
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Batman offers to help police during armed standoff. Mysterious mashed potatoes haunting.
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Apr 15, 2019 |
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Alien Abduction Insurance. Man threatens to destroy everyone with army of turtles.
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Apr 13, 2019 |
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BONUS - Interview with Floridaman Cardgame inventor Dave Ritchie.
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Apr 12, 2019 |
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Top Five Food Fight Festivals. Mystery of bloodied men with severed penises.
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Apr 11, 2019 |
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Yoga don't make you gay! Doctor finds four bees living in woman's eye.
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Apr 11, 2019 |
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Man slips LSD into coworkers coffee. El Chapo clothing line coming soon.
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Apr 09, 2019 |
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Dog tests positive for meth after walk in park. Man accidentally drowns while mowing his lawn.
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Apr 08, 2019 |
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"Half-dog, half-man" bites faces. Son chokes mom who refused to dress his mannequin.
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Apr 05, 2019 |
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New 5D sex theater opens. University offers "Angry White Male" college course.
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Apr 04, 2019 |
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Dragon theft is real. Men arrested for shooting each other in bullet proof vests.
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Apr 03, 2019 |
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Farting is not bullying court rules. Garfield phones washing up on French beaches?
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Apr 02, 2019 |
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Tinder introduces Height Verification and men are pissed. Priests burn Harry Potter books.
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Apr 01, 2019 |
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Stolen hot air balloon. Man fakes own robbery to get out of work.
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Mar 29, 2019 |
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"Sexual Harassment" perfume pulled. 80 year old Polish DJ kills it!
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Mar 28, 2019 |
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Voodoo doll of your boss? Teacher's gun goes off in class.
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Mar 27, 2019 |
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Bag of Bunny Farts for Easter? Exploding penis bomb sent to doctor.
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Mar 26, 2019 |
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Pot laced brownies served at senior lunch. Headless Goat Polo and other weird games.
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Mar 25, 2019 |
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The Florida Man Challenge! Woman masturbated in front of a teen in the way to jail.
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Mar 22, 2019 |
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Coffee overdose leads to headbutting. Man lived in virtual reality for entire week.
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Mar 21, 2019 |
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Vasectomy Madness! And professional penis cleaner?
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Mar 20, 2019 |
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Hip-Hop cheese tastes better. Lady sucked into her parents' grave.
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Mar 19, 2019 |
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Space Herpes! This pigeon sells for $1.4 million.
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Mar 18, 2019 |
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Man molests a pelican. Entire family electrocuted installing a scoreboard.
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Mar 15, 2019 |
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Survive on beer for 40 days? Stop calling them "seniors"!
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Mar 14, 2019 |
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Mock slave auction during fifth grade class? Testicular Bill of Rights
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Mar 13, 2019 |
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Mom forgets baby at airport, plane turns around. Man driven insane by CVS's on-hold music.
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Mar 12, 2019 |
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Humans getting high off Catnip Cocktail. Stinky fruit farmer withdraws stinky fruit dowry.
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Mar 11, 2019 |
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TSA confiscates grenade launcher. Man stole $33k in rare coins then put them in a Coinstar.
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Mar 08, 2019 |
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Penis enlargement surgery killed a billionaire. Fornication now legal in Utah!
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Mar 08, 2019 |
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Cheese your baby's face in the new viral challenge. Vegans accused of cuddling piglets to death.
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Mar 06, 2019 |
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Social media tax in Uganda. Granny swept out to see in Iceland.
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Mar 06, 2019 |
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Clitoris app to close the "orgasm gap". Fake resurrection by fake pastor.
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Mar 04, 2019 |
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Florida cop let's suspects makeout as he plays Barry White. Man ends SWAT standoff for slice of pizza.
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Mar 01, 2019 |
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Man dips testicles in customer's salsa. Man stabbed with tongs during buffet brawl.
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Feb 28, 2019 |
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John Wayne homophobic? Surprise! Drink Gin and Tonic? You may be psycho!
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Feb 27, 2019 |
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Blind people hunting! Man has face of David Bekham but wants body of his wife.
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Feb 26, 2019 |
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Slavery field trip shocks parents. GPS tracker for your food?
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Feb 25, 2019 |
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Mayor shoots at SWAT team. No dumping blood to lure sharks at the beach?
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Feb 22, 2019 |
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Bomb threat was actually poop threat. Lady shot her llama but why?
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Feb 21, 2019 |
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The blood of children won't heal you! "Small dog warning" due to high winds.
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Feb 20, 2019 |
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Ecstasy pills making people have sex with trees. Crystal meth is North Korea's trendy New Year's gift idea.
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Feb 19, 2019 |
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Woman marrying a Boeing 737. Shocked mom wants lion genitalia banned.
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Feb 18, 2019 |
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Fake doctor cures with a beeping machine. Man dressed as dog makes love to a dog.
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Feb 15, 2019 |
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Woman marries zombie doll. Another dismembered foot washed ashore.
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Feb 14, 2019 |
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Feed your ex to a bear for Valentine's Day. The Bum Hole Hotel!
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Feb 13, 2019 |
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Genital pics and why men send them. People burning themselves in "Boiling Water Challenge"
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Feb 12, 2019 |
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Polar bear invasion! Police warn students of woman looking for a date for her son.
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Feb 11, 2019 |
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Politician licked faces then resigned. Naked glitter farting troll at Universal is a hit.
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Feb 08, 2019 |
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Squirrel lasagna? Name a cockroach after your ex on Valentine's Day.
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Feb 07, 2019 |
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Refrigerator dating app. Where the streets have no name.
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Feb 06, 2019 |
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Stripper pole? That's an exercise pole for my wife & daughter! Indians are suing their parents for birthing them.
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Feb 05, 2019 |
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Under 100? No cigarettes for you! What's up with the trash bag circling Earth?
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Feb 04, 2019 |
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Meth Death Party for a loved one? Man finds grenade, brings it to Taco Bell.
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Feb 01, 2019 |
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Urine covered bologna sandwich delivery. Man dated a cockroach for a year, ate her after she died.
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Jan 31, 2019 |
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Serial killer Ted Bundy is NOT HOT! Pablo Escoburgers comes with side of coke.
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Jan 30, 2019 |
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Gym for out of shape rattlesnakes opens. DJ killed for playing boring music.
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Jan 29, 2019 |
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"Dwarf Tossing" ban. Chuck Norris look-alike 5K run.
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Jan 28, 2019 |
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Woman shot after performing sex act for Pringles. Family charged with selling homes they didn't own.
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Jan 25, 2019 |
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Woman to marry her blanket. Man says emotional support alligator is a great idea.
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Jan 25, 2019 |
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Women only parking spots? Pre-infected tissues for sale.
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Jan 23, 2019 |
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Porn viewership spikes during government shutdown. Eels are getting high off cocaine.
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Jan 22, 2019 |
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Teens steal cremains thinking its cocaine. Massage parlor owner thought handies were legal.
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Jan 21, 2019 |
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Drug sniffing dog overdoses. Teacher spreads poop over a child's birthday party.
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Jan 18, 2019 |
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Man stabbed 13 times by girlfriend proposes to her in court. Porn star turned Pastor.
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Jan 18, 2019 |
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Semen injections for back pain? Robot hotel kills half the staff.
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Jan 16, 2019 |
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Flat Earth Cruise! Blindfolded teen crashes car in Bird Box Challenge
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Jan 15, 2019 |
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Eating roadkill now legal! Red-eyed Bigfoot sightings?
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Jan 15, 2019 |
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Syringes in his rectum aren't his. Stripper had a vision of mass shooting.
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Jan 11, 2019 |
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Robotic dildo banned from trade show. Man brings dead raccoon into McDonald's.
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Jan 10, 2019 |
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Self-driving cars attacked. Wanna watch a film inside a coffin?
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Jan 09, 2019 |
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Man licks doorbell for three hours. Divorced by text message.
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Jan 08, 2019 |
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Should pets have lawyers? Astronaut calls 911 by accident from space.
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Jan 07, 2019 |
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Man bites brother's penis off. McDonald's straw policy incited violence.
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Jan 04, 2019 |
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Sexually harassing a monkey lands woman in jail. Employees forced to worship the "Onionhead".
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Jan 04, 2019 |
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Nun makes porn debut. Police offer to test people's meth for Zika virus.
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Jan 02, 2019 |
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BEST OF WEIRD AF NEWS 2018
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Dec 28, 2018 |
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Sex robot can refuse sex?if she's not in the mood. Rise in "Selfie Wrist" cases.
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Dec 27, 2018 |
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Human slingshot might kill you. Fake priest hard confessions for 18 years.
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Dec 26, 2018 |
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Rent a middle-aged man anyone? Entire police department quits.
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Dec 24, 2018 |
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Man used bag of weed to pay for his McDonald's. Teacher filed fake police report as cover for being late to work
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Dec 21, 2018 |
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Stop electrocuting the kids! Couple who named baby after Hitler jailed.
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Dec 20, 2018 |
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Santa dies at a kids party. Court lifts ban on nunchucks.
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Dec 19, 2018 |
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Stolen tiny house! Emotional support fish denied.
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Dec 18, 2018 |
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Watching Bambi is punishment judge rules. Is posting pics of your kids ethical?
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Dec 17, 2018 |
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Want Cocaine with your haircut? Dirty underwear in a food delivery.
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Dec 14, 2018 |
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Child sex dolls seized in Canada. A tax on text messages?
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Dec 13, 2018 |
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Nuns stole $500k to gamble in Vegas. Man's zebras assassinated one by one.
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Dec 12, 2018 |
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Ecstasy pill found in child's burger. Miss BumBum contest ends in fight
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Dec 11, 2018 |
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Blow-up sex doll sheep for nativity scene? Candy canes banned cuz J stands for Jesus?
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Dec 10, 2018 |
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Illegal dental bus. Grandma placed in a male prison.
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Dec 07, 2018 |
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Bacon vending machine! Altar boys put weed in the censer.
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Dec 06, 2018 |
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Complimentary Butt Lift death. Millennials in China using nudes to secure loans.
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Dec 05, 2018 |
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Science and Lego pooponh. Snowball fight ban overturned by 9 year old.
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Dec 04, 2018 |
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Weed in your butt works best. Starbucks ban porn so YouPorn bans Starbucks.
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Dec 03, 2018 |
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Horse on the dancefloor? Softball coach impersonator buys kiddie porn.
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Nov 30, 2018 |
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Penis foreskin facials? Man hides bag of Cocaine in his member.
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Nov 29, 2018 |
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United States of terrible! Silent disco deemed too loud.
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Nov 29, 2018 |
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Rat cooking at a burger joint. Worst year in history to be a human is....
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Nov 27, 2018 |
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World's most isolated tribe kills US missionary. Town of Wool asked to change to Vegan Wool by PETA.
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Nov 26, 2018 |
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Sex with miniature horse lands man in jail. Restaurant busted for using construction drill as a mixer.
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Nov 23, 2018 |
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Fart controversy at Grand Slam of Darts. Dark Matter Hurricane is coming!
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Nov 21, 2018 |
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Sex gone wrong as man's head caught in wife's vagina. 4,000 yr Yelp review on clay tablet discovered.
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Nov 20, 2018 |
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"Human Uber" will live your life for you! Bride reads cheating fiance's texts at the altar.
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Nov 19, 2018 |
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Herpes monkey's are a danger! Naked intruder makes ramen and plays bongos
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Nov 16, 2018 |
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LGBTQ ghost hunters. Man builds own exit off highway leading to his business
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Nov 15, 2018 |
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Naked dabbing peeping Tom terrorizes Jersey. Woman sues ex over his oversized penis.
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Nov 14, 2018 |
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Woman blows up wedding dress at divorce party. Teenagers boil sanitary pads to get high
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Nov 13, 2018 |
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Silicone testicle injections kill a man. Old man tries to change his age to younger for Tinder.
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Nov 12, 2018 |
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Naked man wearing Crocs jumps into crocodile exhibit. Dr. removes woman's good kidney, thinks it's a tumor.
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Nov 10, 2018 |
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Bigfoot porn scandal and an election. No pants man falls thru Wafflehouse ceiling.
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Nov 08, 2018 |
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Pornhub offers free leaf removal. Woman shares how nonstop farting ruined her sex life.
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Nov 07, 2018 |
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Murderer serves his victim's parts at his own vegan restaurant. Drink coffee black? You may be a psychopath.
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Nov 06, 2018 |
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Actor cuts off own arm, poses as a war veteran. Dog bites off owner's testicles.
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Nov 05, 2018 |
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Mayor solicited sex for speedbumps. First snow park coming to Florida?
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Nov 02, 2018 |
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Children's Fight Club at a daycare. Sorry for "Swastika Saturday" party!
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Nov 01, 2018 |
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Sex toys will be safer in Sweden. Guy stabs a guy for telling him the ending of his books.
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Oct 31, 2018 |
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Nude waterpark in Canada. Bakery criticized for selling Gingerbread "Persons"
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Oct 30, 2018 |
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Child's Hitler costume causes outrage. "The Purge" party ends in shootings.
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Oct 29, 2018 |
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Satan worshipping girls plotted to drink classmates blood. Man blames child porn on his cat.
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Oct 26, 2018 |
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Stunt rapper falls off plane while rapping dies. Library sued over Drag Queen Story Hour.
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Oct 25, 2018 |
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Pagan Viking beard gets man fired. Lock your doors or someone might break in and clean your home!
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Oct 24, 2018 |
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Giant colon stolen! Titanic II set to sail in 2022
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Oct 23, 2018 |
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Virginity tests for lady Indonesian police. Flight attendant has sex with porn star.
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Oct 22, 2018 |
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Cops eat stolen Krispy Kreme do nuts. Man shot outside bar for refusing a free shot.
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Oct 19, 2018 |
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Woman tries sex toys in middle of Walmart. First toking and driving ticket issued.
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Oct 18, 2018 |
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Smart diaper alerts you to poop. Long long history of CVS receipts
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Oct 17, 2018 |
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Man strips naked, jumps into shark tank at aquarium. Student shared cookies made from grandma's ashes.
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Oct 16, 2018 |
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Man run over by lawnmower while trying to kill son with chainsaw. Man eats pizza every day for forty years.
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Oct 15, 2018 |
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Heating urine in the microwave in my store? Crack rocks at the daycare!
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Oct 12, 2018 |
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Man offers girlfriend on eBay as "used". Woman calls 911 on the whales.
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Oct 11, 2018 |
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Emotional support squirrel delays flight. Jail awaits trick or treaters over age 12.
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Oct 10, 2018 |
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Orgie room with Hitler theme causes uproar. Inmates order Chinese food via drone.
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Oct 09, 2018 |
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Erectile Dysfunction drug causes man to see red. Cheerleader uses pot brownies as a bribe.
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Oct 08, 2018 |
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Bullet in head mistaken for headache. Man tries to buy 8 year old girl at Walmart. Florida Friday!
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Oct 05, 2018 |
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Exploding eyeball at golf tourney. Thieves steal entire vineyard in one night.
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Oct 04, 2018 |
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Bionic penis man in a coma after first sex. Zoo uses plastic penguins due to shortage.
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Oct 03, 2018 |
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Oral sex talk broadcast by police chopper. First electric scooter DUI.
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Oct 02, 2018 |
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Lindsay Lohan punched while trying to kidnap homeless kids. Maine woman sells moose poop art
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Oct 01, 2018 |
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Nude gardner pisses off neighbors. Teacher fired for giving out zeros.
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Sep 28, 2018 |
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Ax-throwing bar deemed unsafe. Milennialls are causing divorce rate to drop.
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Sep 27, 2018 |
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Real life Mario Kart is coming! Kindergarten student allowed to bring Cannabis to school.
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Sep 26, 2018 |
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Dead turtle in her vagina. Bus driver let's teens take the wheel.
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Sep 25, 2018 |
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Strip club accepts food stamps for lap dances. Two-year-ols smokes two packs a day and mother allows it.
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Sep 24, 2018 |
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Farts go viral for one security guard. Woman sexually assaulted by herd of manatees. FLORIDA FRIDAY!
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Sep 21, 2018 |
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Stoned lobsters taste better. Flamin Hot Cheetos restaurant?
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Sep 20, 2018 |
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Vegetable butt rub. Texas votes to remove Hilary Clinton from History.
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Sep 19, 2018 |
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Faking down syndrome, man tricked women into bathing him. Lab grown panda meat will be available in stores.
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Sep 18, 2018 |
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Parents are hiring fake uncle's to protect their kids from bullies. Man walks into police station with wife's head.
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Sep 17, 2018 |
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Horse and buggy hit-and-run. Man throws ax at a moving train but why?
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Sep 14, 2018 |
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Stop eating dog! Says Vietnamese officials. Lady lights dynamite stick instead of a candle.
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Sep 13, 2018 |
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You masturbated with John Lennon? Author of "How to Murder Your Husband", murders her husband.
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Sep 12, 2018 |
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Woman's home shot up for leaving bad Facebook review. British sailors beating each other up in Florida.
Woman's home shot for leaving bad restaurant review. British sailors beating each other up in Florida
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Sep 11, 2018 |
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Crackpipe vending machines seized. Lunch Lady Larceny!
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Sep 10, 2018 |
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Nuns buy guns! Man's penis stung by stingray that won't let go.
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Sep 07, 2018 |
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Porn shoot by your dog sitter? Vegan men are shamed study says
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Sep 06, 2018 |
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Boy beheads himself after losing videogame? Man sexually assaults a dying beaver.
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Sep 05, 2018 |
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Lady posed as dentist for years. PETA wants to honor dead lobster crash site.
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Sep 04, 2018 |
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Prostitutes sink a yacht. Couple sells drugs thru home-made drive-thru.
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Sep 03, 2018 |
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School removes tag, kickball and other games so kids aren't embarrassed. Thieves steal right shoes only from store.
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Aug 31, 2018 |
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Bride charges $1,500 wedding entrance fee. Afraid to quit your job? Hire these guys!
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Aug 30, 2018 |
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Sex doll brothel opens in Toronto. Oh Orr my alien abduction says politician.
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Aug 29, 2018 |
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Drive-in "sex boxes" for prostitution are a hit. Missouri regulates use if word "meat".
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Aug 28, 2018 |
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Couple has sex wrong way for years. Emotional support animal has an emotional support animal.
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Aug 27, 2018 |
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Woman wants a ghost-baby. Male birds know when females are on Prozac.
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Aug 24, 2018 |
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Flesh eating STD! Guy poses as ex's dead mother's ghost to win her back
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Aug 23, 2018 |
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Tinder Hunger Games! Public sex legal in a Mexico City.
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Aug 22, 2018 |
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No more "vagina", it's now "front hole". Drive-thru confession box in Ireland.
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Aug 21, 2018 |
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Don't jump! Here's a beer! And Germany has no plan for alien contact?
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Aug 20, 2018 |
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Tarantula tacos & other weird eats. Thieves steal $100,000 worth of Ramen.
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Aug 17, 2018 |
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Vagina beer. Police investigate a hippo spanker.
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Aug 16, 2018 |
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Nude beach allows cows. Man jailed for licking woman's car.
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Aug 15, 2018 |
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Whale balls beer? AI designed to find Waldo.
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Aug 14, 2018 |
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Man steals plane, says, "I've played videogames". Locals are burning electric scooters in rage.
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Aug 13, 2018 |
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Sex toy airport evacuation. Want a diaper for your chicken?
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Aug 09, 2018 |
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"Snapchat Dysmorphia" and plastic surgery. Drunk man wakes up without a penis.
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Aug 08, 2018 |
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Pot infused beer is here! Man taunted a Bison and was arrested.
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Aug 07, 2018 |
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Body odor turn you on? Elderly men escape home to go to metal fest.
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Aug 06, 2018 |
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Cuddle with goats anyone? Restaurants using facial recognition to remember your order.
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Aug 02, 2018 |
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Man changes gender for cheaper car insurance. Stolen shark returned.
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Aug 01, 2018 |
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Burglar asks for wifi password. Man takes his alligator on a beer run. More!
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Jul 31, 2018 |
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Nazi pro wrestler is a teacher by day. Woman married herself.
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Jul 30, 2018 |
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Zoo paints donkey to look like a zebra. Man irate over people humping his hedge.
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Jul 27, 2018 |
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Cat telepathy whaaaaat? Solar Eclipse blamed on the devil! more stuff you'll like.
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Jul 26, 2018 |
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Penis-less sex attacker tricked women for years. Top 20 Weird AF Films.
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Jul 25, 2018 |
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Lawmaker drops draws and yells N word on TV. Ohio DMV uses LeBron Lakers photo to keep people from smiling
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Jul 24, 2018 |
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Mummy juice anyone? New viral challenge: jump out of a moving car!
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Jul 23, 2018 |
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Don't summon a Demon, please. Someone put robot legs on a plant and now I'm frightened.
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Jul 22, 2018 |
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Drunk seagulls everywhere but why? Man has "consensual" sex with a horse- says "It winked at me".
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Jul 19, 2018 |
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Ninja shortage in Japan! Man dies after friend blows air up his rectum in ‘prank’ gone wrong.
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Jul 18, 2018 |
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World's ugliest dog died. Bulletproof clothing is all the rage.
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Jul 17, 2018 |
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Gay tortoise named Jon is oldest land creature. Canadians spot 3 UFO's per day. More!
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Jul 16, 2018 |
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Sand Mafia stealing beaches! Burglar breaks into Escape Room and calls police for help. More too!
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Jul 13, 2018 |
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Penis study canceled cuz of public outrage! DUI man tells cops, "I only drank at stop lights."
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Jul 12, 2018 |
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Dad breastfeeds when Mom can't. Screw the wedding gifts, couple wants 1,000 goats!
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Jul 11, 2018 |
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Church of Weed can't smoke weed. Man microwaves a microwave and blows up himself. More!
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Jul 10, 2018 |
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Sperm quality improved by nut eating. Women hate Speedos study shows. Duh!
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Jul 09, 2018 |
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Let's make God "gender neutral" says church. Take bath salts, shoot guns at fireflies. More!
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Jul 06, 2018 |
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Racism in Declaration of Independence claimed Facebook. Healer's "bullet proof" charm didn't work. Oops!
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Jul 05, 2018 |
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4th of July BoomBox Parade? Also 10 Weird facts about our National Holiday.
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Jul 04, 2018 |
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Subtitled Porn for hearing impaired! Attacked by crows? There's an app for that! And introducing Weird AF News Patreon!
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Jul 02, 2018 |
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Rapping priest suspended. Man steals toes from dead body exhibition. More!
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Jun 29, 2018 |
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"All I see is people dying", says Alexa. Drunk driver arrested while making sandwich for his dog. More stuff!
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Jun 28, 2018 |
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Penis size and happiness: new study. Help! I'm being attacked by vegans!
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Jun 27, 2018 |
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Wanna live on the moon? Also the secret to long life, says 109 yr old woman: "avoid men!"
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Jun 26, 2018 |
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Men can pee standing up court rules. Rat eats $18k cash inside ATM. More!
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Jun 25, 2018 |
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Horse and pony fetish? Woman shoots ex in the balls for stealing her air conditioner.
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Jun 22, 2018 |
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Firefighters shoot porn in the station, suspended. Florida man chugs a beer during DUI stop.
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Jun 21, 2018 |
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Get pregnant, get free Whoppers for life! All you can eat restaurant closes after customers eat too much.
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Jun 20, 2018 |
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And psychopath capital of US is....? Child calls 911 cuz he hates salad. More too!
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Jun 19, 2018 |
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Pot smokers can't buy guns? Man does after deceased mom's coffin falls on him. More!
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Jun 18, 2018 |
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Pimp wins election in NV. Hotel "flu" pays people to catch the flu.
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Jun 15, 2018 |
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Cannibalism among friends? Can you teach Russian's to smile for the tourists? More!
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Jun 14, 2018 |
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Clitoris: God's antenna to the world! Butcher used suicide bomber sign to sell his bacon and more
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Jun 13, 2018 |
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Drinking dog pee for clear skin? Children write the nastiest obituary for dead mom and more.
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Jun 12, 2018 |
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Kim Jong's poop needs to be secured! World's largest skinny dip and more.
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Jun 11, 2018 |
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Woman's tongue pregnant by a squid, Zombie smartphone walkway build in China and more
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Jun 08, 2018 |
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God speaks through a stuffed lion say parents, A psychopathic AI created in the lab!
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Jun 07, 2018 |
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Girl orders KFC just so delivery driver will kill a spider, Strange noises making diplomats I'll in China.
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Jun 06, 2018 |
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Attempted testicle removal fail, Lawsuit over definition of "pickles"?
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Jun 05, 2018 |
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Doctor made rap videos with unconscious half naked patients. Fake cops answered 911 calls for years fooling police
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Jun 04, 2018 |
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Crystal Methvin arrested for crystal meth. "Barbecue" some child molesters anyone?
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Jun 01, 2018 |
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NASA shoots sperm into space. Snoop Dogg breaks record for biggest glass of gin and juice and more.
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May 31, 2018 |
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How much fart is on your flight? KKK ad featured in front page of newspaper and some more.
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May 30, 2018 |
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Please don't roast marshmallows over the erupting volcano, Evantegist asks followers for $54million private jet as Jesus would've used and more
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May 29, 2018 |
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Fake pet testicles and cockroach milk? WTF?!
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May 25, 2018 |
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Biggest orgy has a venue problem, Poop-smelling town gets free Febreze and other weirdness
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May 25, 2018 |
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"Extreme Zombie Activity!" in Florida. Sinkhole opens on White House lawn and more.
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May 23, 2018 |
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Butt plug removal training for firefighters. Sorry for the manual on seducing Russian women guys! And more!
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May 22, 2018 |
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Hitler is not alive on the moon, study confirms. Man calls police to report a pig following him. And mas!
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May 21, 2018 |
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Eating ecstasy wrapped in cheese? Mom changes son's name after tattoo artists misspells it and more
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May 18, 2018 |
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New Law: Cops can't have sex during traffic stops and would you want to save your dead loved one's tattooed skin in a frame?
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May 17, 2018 |
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Dirty jokes in Anne Frank's diary? Airlines bans insects and Hawks as "emotional support" animals
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May 16, 2018 |
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Pet dog turns out to be a bear, Seagulls are tripping on "acid" ants and more
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May 15, 2018 |
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"Porn Passes" required in the UK? Druid stabbed by neighbor for late night pagan rituals and more!
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May 14, 2018 |
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Woman arrested for 65,000 text messages after first date, World's biggest orgy to happen in Vegas and more
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May 12, 2018 |
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Passengers pay for sex with flight attendants, Egypt makes religious decree against false Facebook Likes and more
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May 11, 2018 |
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Woman blows up 7-11 heating urine, Zoo fined after taking bear out for ice cream and more
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May 10, 2018 |
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Dog taken then later returned high on weed, Court bans condoms for depicting religious symbols and more
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May 08, 2018 |
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Giraffe headbutts filmmaker, kills him. Scotland bans cheap booze and more
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May 07, 2018 |
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Police taze guy having sex with a car, Mystery school pooper turns out to be superintendent and more
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May 04, 2018 |
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Cracked out kangaroos attack! Paint ball wars on the streets of Detroit and more
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May 03, 2018 |
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Woman's sexual attraction to cars, Babies allowed on US Senate floor and more
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May 02, 2018 |
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Mom delivers own baby using Youtube video, National Danny DeVito Day and more
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May 01, 2018 |
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Dog Suicide Bridge, a Grenade throwing contest and more
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May 01, 2018 |
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Females free to display their breasts in public, Anti-bestiality laws draw static and more
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Apr 27, 2018 |
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Zombie Racoons! And "Enjoy Cocaine" kids!
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Apr 26, 2018 |
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Tarantula topped burger? Teens can't read analogue clocks anymore and more!
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Apr 25, 2018 |
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Testicle Festival canceled. Court rules a monkey can't sue for copyright and more
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Apr 25, 2018 |
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World's first penis and scrotum transplant, Oldest person on Earth just died and more
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Apr 24, 2018 |
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Father, son sell ecstasy as Tracy Morgan and Tim Allen, Sliced Ketchup and Coyote selfies!
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Apr 23, 2018 |
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Preschool bans kids from using term "best friend", a new study: smelling farts can prevent disease & more
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Apr 22, 2018 |
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Woman refuses to sing anthem cuz she can't bring her gun to ballgame, Man asks clerk what happens if he steals the beer and more
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Apr 18, 2018 |
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Suicide Machine draws a crowd, Big Blue Penis on a building? and more!
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Apr 17, 2018 |
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Kids skip school for Cubs game, run into principal. Man exposes himself cuz he "Hasn't gotten any in a while", and more.
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Apr 16, 2018 |
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Penis car towing by a religious leader named "Penis Baba" and woman marries a tree and more
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Apr 13, 2018 |
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Guy exposed himself to Amish women cuz they can't call for help, a ban on "Manspreading" & more
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Apr 11, 2018 |
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"This is Jesus Christ and I just broke into a Pizza Hut!", Mom who once married son jailed for marrying daughter & more
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Apr 09, 2018 |
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Penis "zapping" to treat ED, mom crashes car to prove God is real and more
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Apr 06, 2018 |
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Snorting condoms in a new viral challenge, Man nailed to cross on Easter and more
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Apr 03, 2018 |
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Lobster and waffles? Mom gives weed to her baby on Facebook video and more
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Mar 31, 2018 |
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Is intercourse with sex doll rape? Cop sucks a suspect's toes and Christians boycot Sweet Jesus ice-cream
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Mar 29, 2018 |
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Flat Earther rocket crash in the desert proves nothing, Big Mac record will be 30,000, and fake Homer Simpson license
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Mar 27, 2018 |
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Celebrity snake whisperer bit, dies from cobra. Cops warn: don't engage in rap battles and more
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Mar 26, 2018 |
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Airline denies orgy despite video, Mexican beauty contest cancled cuz the men are ugly and more
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Mar 22, 2018 |
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Blow up a bank with spaghetti sauce? Man told he's not alive by court. Chipotle record holder stops at 500 days.
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Mar 20, 2018 |
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"Limbless Evangelist" says he saw "10 foot tall demons", candidate says "Arm the homeless!", & more...
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Mar 17, 2018 |
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Teacher feeds live puppy to snapping turtle in front of students, nun dies in court while battling Katy Perry & more
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Mar 15, 2018 |
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54 severed hands found, burger flipping robot fired & pastor fakes his own kidnapping
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Mar 13, 2018 |
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Mom makes fortune selling breast milk to bodybuilders, Big Mac record holder to eat 30,000th, Costco sells a $6,000 Doomsday Meal Package
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Mar 12, 2018 |
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Police arrest a "sorcerer", world's oldest message in a bottle found, Coca-Cola's first alcoholic beverage
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Mar 09, 2018 |
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Man kills wife with a bomb dildo, skier disappeared in New York, ends up in California & more
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Mar 09, 2018 |
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Drug dealer still hasn't pooped (47 days) & Elvis impersonator runs for Congress & more
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Mar 08, 2018 |
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Breast implants for the poor & teens running for Governor in Kansas
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Mar 06, 2018 |
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Wife hacks off husband's penis & balls & flushes em down a toilet
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Mar 05, 2018 |
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Man is surprised he got scammed buying the illegal monkey online
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Mar 05, 2018 |
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McDonald's Szechuan sauce is impossible to get and it's causing an internet stir
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Mar 05, 2018 |
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Response to Churchgoers that Blessed their AR-15 Guns
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Mar 04, 2018 |
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Two arrested after officers find 7 stolen chickens in a backpack
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Mar 03, 2018 |
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Bizarre wedding where couples with AR -15 guns & crowns are blessed
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Mar 02, 2018 |
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These Chinese condoms are too small for our African men!
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Mar 01, 2018 |
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Man gets a DUI for riding a horse drunk on the highway
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Mar 01, 2018 |
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Jonesy on SOCIAL MEDIA 😲
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Mar 01, 2018 |
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Las Vegas strippers accepting Bitcoins
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Feb 28, 2018 |
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Indiana to ban Eyeball Tatooing
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Feb 28, 2018 |
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Mail carrier refuses to deliver packages inside a nudist community
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Feb 28, 2018 |
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She likes my solution to constipated criminals
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Feb 28, 2018 |
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Woman poops her pants to hide drugs during her arrest
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Feb 27, 2018 |
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Drug suspect on toilet strike for 37 days "could die"
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Feb 27, 2018 |
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Sex toy automatically orders Domino's pizza after your orgasm
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Feb 24, 2018 |
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Florida woman drives outta rehab and gets a DUI 😂😂😂
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Feb 23, 2018 |
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Steven Seagal has a Cryptocurrency and you should NOT invest in it
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Feb 22, 2018 |
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Man's rectum falls out while on the toilet
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Feb 22, 2018 |
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Company is giving away FREE SEX DOLLS
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Feb 22, 2018 |
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Woman ordered to trim her bush
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Feb 22, 2018 |
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Suicide machine with detachable coffin
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Feb 22, 2018 |
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Mullet Festival is REAL
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Feb 22, 2018 |
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Drug dealer kidnaps nurses and forces them to give yellow feaver shots to the poor
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Feb 22, 2018 |
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Woman sues Califorina for not ackowledging Bigfoot
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Feb 22, 2018 |
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Strippers at my FUNERAL?
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Feb 22, 2018 |
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World's Fastest Ketchup Eater
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Feb 21, 2018 |
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Kids Raffle Off an AR-15 Gun
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Feb 20, 2018 |
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Paying To Go To Prison?
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Feb 20, 2018 |
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So Many PENIS PARKS But Why?!
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Feb 16, 2018 |
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Lying Time Traveler From 2030
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Feb 15, 2018 |
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Beatdown Over Stale Cereal
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Feb 13, 2018 |
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Missing Woman was on Bachelor
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Feb 06, 2018 |
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France Riots Over Nutella
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Feb 06, 2018 |
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Grenade Launcher at a Goodwill
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Feb 04, 2018 |
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Weird AF English Phrases
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Feb 03, 2018 |
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Stripper Knocks Out Customer
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Feb 02, 2018 |
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PAY to Go to PRISON???
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Jan 30, 2018 |
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Man Killed by MRI Machine
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Jan 30, 2018 |
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Excorcists are on the Rise
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Jan 28, 2018 |
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Hunter Shot By His Own Dog
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Jan 27, 2018 |
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Kid Brings Marijuana Candy To
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Jan 25, 2018 |
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Village Thinks Poo is a Meteor
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Jan 24, 2018 |
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Donut Champ Steals Donuts
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Jan 22, 2018 |
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Drunk Mistakes Bank Drive Thru
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Jan 21, 2018 |
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Lady Marries a Dead Pirate
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Jan 20, 2018 |
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Dog To English Translator?
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Jan 19, 2018 |
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Man Sneezes. Ruptures Throat.
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Jan 18, 2018 |
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Burglar Falls Asleep On Couch
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Jan 17, 2018 |
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Kids Eating Laundry Soap Pods
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Jan 15, 2018 |
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Lobsters Must Be Comfy To Eat
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Jan 13, 2018 |
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Fart Monitor Pills
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Jan 11, 2018 |
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Man Reports Himself Drunkdrivi
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Jan 08, 2018 |
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Penis Whitenings are a Thing
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Jan 07, 2018 |
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Frozen Iguanas Fall From Sky
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Jan 06, 2018 |
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Model Dies Singing Karaoke
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Jan 03, 2018 |
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Bruce Wayne's Chipotle Record
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Jan 03, 2018 |
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Drunk Woman Humps the Police
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Dec 30, 2017 |
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Weird Things In Butts 2017
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Dec 28, 2017 |
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Elderly Pot Dealers
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Dec 26, 2017 |
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Weird AF Xmas Traditions
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Dec 26, 2017 |
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86yo Woman Robs a Bank
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Dec 23, 2017 |
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Earth's Oldest Penis Discovere
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Dec 22, 2017 |
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Marijuana Delivered to TCBY
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Dec 20, 2017 |
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Giant Wooden Penis In Alps
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Dec 19, 2017 |
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Man Excused From Jury Duty Cuz
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Dec 17, 2017 |
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Chicken Alfredo For Sex Attemp
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Dec 15, 2017 |
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Women Are Sleeping With Ghosts
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Dec 12, 2017 |
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Woman Bites Off Man's Testicle
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Dec 10, 2017 |
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Dead Baby Wakes Up at Funeral
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Dec 07, 2017 |
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Broken Arm and Jail Over Wham?
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Dec 07, 2017 |
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Viagra Fumes In The Air
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Dec 06, 2017 |
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Sex Doll Made of Cadavers
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Nov 29, 2017 |
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Pot Dealing Churches Shut Down
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Nov 27, 2017 |
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Bud = First Beer on Mars?
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Nov 25, 2017 |
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Thanksgiving Cover Charge?
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Nov 25, 2017 |
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Weird Thanksgiving Traditions
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Nov 24, 2017 |
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Weird Mass Laws (& a Prank)
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Nov 21, 2017 |
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Giant Eel In Drunk Man's Butt?
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Nov 21, 2017 |
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US Navy Draws a Sky Penis
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Nov 18, 2017 |
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Man Shoots Himself In Church
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Nov 17, 2017 |
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Sell Your Virginity Online!!
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Nov 16, 2017 |
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Suspect Flatulence
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Nov 15, 2017 |
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Isis Is Even Cruel To Animals!
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Nov 13, 2017 |
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News Interrupted By Porn SFX
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Nov 11, 2017 |
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Robber Gave Donuts To Victims
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Nov 09, 2017 |
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Naked Restaurant Opens - Paris
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Nov 07, 2017 |
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He Sent Strippers To Neighbors
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Nov 06, 2017 |
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Drunk Yoga is a Thing in NYC
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Nov 05, 2017 |
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Exploding Head Syndrome
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Nov 03, 2017 |
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So the White house is haunted
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Nov 02, 2017 |
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Kitten Gets A New Butthole
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Oct 31, 2017 |
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Outrage at a Meatball Festival
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Oct 29, 2017 |
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3 Foot Penis Ruined Man's Life
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Oct 28, 2017 |
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Biggest Dildo Heist In History
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Oct 26, 2017 |
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KitKat Quesadilla At TacoBell?
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Oct 24, 2017 |
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Prisoner's 91 Hour Erection
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Oct 23, 2017 |
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World's Largest Ouija Board
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Oct 22, 2017 |
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Man Loots A Corpse
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Oct 20, 2017 |
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Amazon Delivers A Tiny House
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Oct 18, 2017 |
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Anne Frank Costume Scandal
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Oct 18, 2017 |
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Hate Your Wife? Live In Woods!
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Oct 17, 2017 |
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Huge Hole In Antarctica
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Oct 16, 2017 |
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Girls Can Now Join Boy Scouts
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Oct 12, 2017 |
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Man Googles How To Rob A Bank
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Oct 11, 2017 |
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Man Forced To Drink Coke?
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Oct 10, 2017 |
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Mutant Pigs In Cambodia
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Oct 10, 2017 |
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Call-in Challenge & Shoutouts
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Oct 08, 2017 |
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Own A Toilet Seat Museum!
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Oct 07, 2017 |
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Dogwalker Finds Beached Penis
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Oct 05, 2017 |
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NASA Responds to Flat Earther
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Oct 04, 2017 |
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Mysterious Sea Creature Found
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Oct 04, 2017 |
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Woman Steals $8000 Printer Ink
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Oct 01, 2017 |
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FBI Seizes 3,000 Penises
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Sep 30, 2017 |
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Giants Rat Falling From Sky
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Sep 28, 2017 |
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Russian Cannibal Couple Caught
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Sep 26, 2017 |
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Hitler's Undies Bought For $9K
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Sep 25, 2017 |
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End Of The World Announcement
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Sep 25, 2017 |
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Weird Doomsday Predictions
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Sep 23, 2017 |
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Dildos Wash Up On The Beach
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Sep 22, 2017 |
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Taco Bell To Serve Alcohol?
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Sep 22, 2017 |
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They Eat Eggs Boiled In Urine?
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Sep 20, 2017 |
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3 Women Caught Stealing Spam
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Sep 18, 2017 |
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Contacting Aliens Debate
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Sep 16, 2017 |
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Man Has 120 Wives 28 Kids
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Sep 16, 2017 |
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Brooklyn Bug Food Festival
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Sep 15, 2017 |
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Ghost of a Racist Dog Exists
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Sep 13, 2017 |
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Rick Astley Themed Toilet
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Sep 12, 2017 |
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No Drone Marijuana Delivery
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Sep 12, 2017 |
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Don't Shoot Your Guns at Irma
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Sep 11, 2017 |
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Blind Footballer Also Golfs
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Sep 09, 2017 |
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Zombie Dogs In Chicago
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Sep 08, 2017 |
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Mayor Of Hell Bans Hetero's
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Sep 06, 2017 |
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Weird Florida Laws
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Sep 05, 2017 |
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Topless Women March in NYC
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Sep 03, 2017 |
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Woman Can't Pee For 3 Years
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Sep 03, 2017 |
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Rich People Taking Our Blood?
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Sep 02, 2017 |
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Woman Calls Cops Over Bad Meth
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Sep 01, 2017 |
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Beware of the RATpocalypse!
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Aug 30, 2017 |
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Potholes? I Blame The Fairies!
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Aug 28, 2017 |
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Sex Robots Lookalikes
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Aug 28, 2017 |
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Bug Meatballs and Bigfoot
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Aug 27, 2017 |
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Eclipse Canceled Rapper's Tour
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Aug 25, 2017 |
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Arrested During The Eclipse
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Aug 24, 2017 |
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Trump Ecstasy Pills
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Aug 23, 2017 |
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Indian Women Pee In Fields
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Aug 23, 2017 |
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Weird Pennsylvania Laws
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Aug 21, 2017 |
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Teens Get Rabies via Donkeysex
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Aug 21, 2017 |
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Monkey Bartender In Japan
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Aug 19, 2017 |
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Man gives Pet Tortoise CPR
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Aug 18, 2017 |
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Persistent Genital Arousal Syn
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Aug 17, 2017 |
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Meth Addict: "Purge Is Real!"
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Aug 17, 2017 |
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Drunk Dentist Arrested At Work
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Aug 16, 2017 |
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Aug 14, 2017
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Aug 14, 2017 |
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Aug 13, 2017
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Aug 14, 2017 |
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Aug 12, 2017
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Aug 13, 2017 |
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Aug 11, 2017
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Aug 12, 2017 |
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#WeirdAF Aug. 11, 2017
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Aug 11, 2017 |
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Aug 20, 2017
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Aug 11, 2017 |
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Aug. 9. 2017
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Aug 10, 2017 |
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August 8, 2017
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Aug 08, 2017 |
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August 7, 2017
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Aug 07, 2017 |
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Aug. 5, 2017
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Aug 06, 2017 |
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August 4, 2017
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Aug 05, 2017 |
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August 3, 2017
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Aug 04, 2017 |
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August 2, 2017
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Aug 03, 2017 |
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Woman Calls 911 With Snakeface
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Aug 01, 2017 |
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Bee Stings On The Testees
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Jul 31, 2017 |
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Threesome Injury & UFO Congres
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Jul 30, 2017 |
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Cobras Like Pringles & More...
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Jul 28, 2017 |
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Sex Robots & King Cobras
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Jul 28, 2017 |
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Illegal Dancing & Chupacabra
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Jul 26, 2017 |
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Squirrel Attacks And More!
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Jul 25, 2017 |
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Usher's Herpes & Snoring Song
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Jul 22, 2017 |
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Haunted Doll & Kool Aid Museum
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Jul 21, 2017 |