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Charlene
Nov 23, 2020
Jonesy is AWESOME! I absolutely love this podcast! If you haven't lost your hehe's & hahaha's. And you are looking to listen to something different. Try this one....Some of the stories he reads seem too crazy to be real but they are HILARIOUS! Flo-rida Friday is my fav!
And Jonesy....just keep singing!
Ronnie
Feb 17, 2020
love it!
David
Jul 31, 2018
Good stuff
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Comedian Jonesy covers weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Florida.
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Florida woman exposes herself at a Waffle House again. Floridaman breaks up with stripper, who then threatens to off his wife.
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Oct 09, 2026 |
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Woman pretends to be substitute teacher in order to berate children.Young man admits to police he tried to make love to a pony named Cheeky.
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Oct 08, 2026 |
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Woman injured by giant mechanical penis ride in Las Vegas. Russian spies are pooping in enemy toilets.
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Oct 07, 2026 |
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Wife shoots husband for leaving his gun around the house. Vietnamese cat stealing ring arrested after stealing over 2,700 pets.
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Oct 06, 2026 |
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Teacher fired for offering extra credit for cash donations. Pet cemetery is over capacity so please stop leaving your dead pets.
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Oct 05, 2026 |
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Florida mom abandons her four children to go on a 3 day cruise. Floridaman hit by a car while filming his haircut in the middle of a highway.
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Oct 02, 2026 |
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Fraternity suspended after forcing members to swallow live goldfish. Enjoy coffee with alpacas at this Serbian cafe.
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Oct 01, 2026 |
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Olympics approves a river crawling with crocodiles for rowing events. Prisons in Canada will distribute paper straws to inmates for safer snorting.
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Sep 30, 2026 |
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Toddler brought a loaded gun to daycare. Man crashed his truck into a store because he needed to use the bathroom.
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Sep 29, 2026 |
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People are smoking cigs in order to quit vaping. Zombie lady bites part of a woman's head off and spits it into a grate.
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Sep 28, 2026 |
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Floridaman strangles girlfriend after arguing about flatulence in bed. Florida woman throws vegan mayonnaise at a driver during road rage.
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Sep 25, 2026 |
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Wendy's restaurant releases an original EMO album. Pet male tarantula was going to die a virgin, his owner went on the web for a date.
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Sep 24, 2026 |
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Old man's scrotum was whistling, leaving doctors confused. Teacher in Tokyo brought students to rob homes with him.
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Sep 23, 2026 |
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Child fight club at a daycare breaks rule number 1. Study: 1 in 3 Gen Z men haven't touched themselves in 90 days.
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Sep 22, 2026 |
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Third person dies of malaria from a mosquito on a plane to Germany. Man arrested for pepper spraying a moviegoer for cellphone usage during film.
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Sep 21, 2026 |
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Florida woman arrested after husband finds video of her having sex with the family dog. Florida mom and son arrested for having relations "about 100 times" on video.
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Sep 18, 2026 |
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Deputy and wife beaten up by Waffle House employees over parking. Gambling related Emergency Room visits are on the rise.
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Sep 17, 2026 |
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Angry villagers take a cell technician hostage over poor area coverage. Chinese billionaire has nearly 300 children with US surrogates off Instagram.
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Sep 16, 2026 |
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Zoo apologized for offering a Child Predator Tour. Nurse performed an exorcism on an elderly nursing home resident.
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Sep 15, 2026 |
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Man sexually abused koi fish and other stuff. New conspiracy based on traffic lights being weapons of destruction.
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Sep 14, 2026 |
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Florida woman threw bucket of poop on neighbor that was sleeping with her husband. Mother arrested for punching her child's school principal and teacher.
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Sep 11, 2026 |
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Wanna pet baby goats with rabies at a mobile petting zoo? Are you a "Furry"? Don't bother to come to this Renaissance Fest.
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Sep 10, 2026 |
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Influencer dies after penis enlargement procedure in Thailand. Six Flags rollercoaster shut down after putting rider in a coma.
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Sep 09, 2026 |
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Man raises 400 ostriches after tick bite leaves him allergic to meat. Put the "fun" in funeral with a Hungarian grave digging contest.
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Sep 08, 2026 |
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Smell of weed stops a women's US Open match. Man shoots his cousin over whose enchiladas are spicier.
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Sep 07, 2026 |
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Florida woman pleasures herself in public, stated she "just wants to feel good". Police learn the hard way, you can't trust "Crooked Jess" with drug money.
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Sep 04, 2026 |
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The infamous serial buttsniffer has been arrested again for smelling crack. Mountain climbers are melting Everest's glacier with their urine, study shows.
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Sep 03, 2026 |
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Teacher sets up a "Fart Corner" for her students. Woman wakes up to a bat crawling into her mouth.
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Sep 01, 2026 |
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Naked DoorDash driver caught on camera delivering food. Man drove a guillotine over to the Capital Building, gets arrested.
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Aug 31, 2026 |
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Floridaman punches Chuck E. Cheese employee for stealing his girlfriend. Floridaman exposes himself while working at Steak and Shake.
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Aug 28, 2026 |
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Dragonball Z theme park is planned for Paris. Target just sold a racist Halloween costume.
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Aug 27, 2026 |
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Teenager in India was killed in a plot to steal his testicles. 38 year old woman pretended to be a 12 year old to trick adoption parents.
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Aug 25, 2026 |
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Robot breaks Usain Bolt's sprint record at the World Robot Games. Man takes a hostage, locks himself in men's room, demands a hypnotist.
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Aug 24, 2026 |
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Florida woman bites off her husband's ear while driving. Florida lady let's an 11 year old with autism drive her to 7-11.
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Aug 21, 2026 |
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Rescue pug wins title at the annual World's Ugliest Dog Contest. Sad lady sues in order to swim with dolphins to get happy.
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Aug 20, 2026 |
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600 students escape a haunted hostel after girls are possessed. Celebrity claims she had an exorcism using a didgeridoo.
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Aug 19, 2026 |
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Woman dies and comes back to life, gets a parking ticket. World Toe Wrestling Champions have been crowned.
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Aug 18, 2026 |
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Airport sauna closes after travelers turn it into a sex den. Boat Captain fined for blowing a horn to wake a polar bear.
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Aug 17, 2026 |
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Floridaman caught using a "Whizzanator" in the back of a police car. Floridamen battle with machete and hatchet in a Publix parking lot.
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Aug 14, 2026 |
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NASA says the Earth's gravity won't disappear for seven seconds this year. Bird flu leads to worldwide shuttlecock shortages.
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Aug 13, 2026 |
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Naked woman steals a fire truck in Wisconsin. New Orleans will use AI to handle their 911 emergency calls.
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Aug 12, 2026 |
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Police rescue over 40 cats left abandoned on a sailboat off the coast. Radio program accidentally announced the death of King Charles.
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Aug 11, 2026 |
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Flight canceled when child refuse to wear a seatbelt. Dog meat soup will beat the summer heat, says North Korean health dept.
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Aug 10, 2026 |
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Floridaman tries to drown a teen after fighting over lobsters. Get naked with a Floridaman while eating at a steakhouse.
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Aug 07, 2026 |
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Chicken amusement park is shut down because the chicken wasn't cooked. New raccoon pet law makes it easier to own one in Tennessee.
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Aug 06, 2026 |
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Man dressed as the Grim Reaper to scare hospital patients. Vampire guy left dead animals outside churches.
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Aug 05, 2026 |
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Cops dress up as plants to catch drivers on their phones. CEO asks job seekers to tattoo his logo in order to get an interview.
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Aug 04, 2026 |
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Naked man claims to be Jesus crashes car into a church. Elderly lady does drive-by bear spray attack at Trader Joe's.
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Aug 03, 2026 |
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Floridaman pulls a gun on his "Sugar Baby" that he met on Tinder. Mail carrier stole 80 cats from customers on her mail route.
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Jul 31, 2026 |
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Space mirror will beam sunlight back down to Earth and roast us all. Australians fined over $4 for failing to vote in last election.
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Jul 30, 2026 |
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Someone pooped in the moshpit and the police were called. Wife bites husband's toes for years to snap him out of his coma.
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Jul 29, 2026 |
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Pet Tarot card readings are popular in Korea. Dog owners must clean up urine or be fined in Switzerland.
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Jul 28, 2026 |
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Half naked mime covered in baby oil terrorized women in a forest. Family finds dead stranger in the freezer of a dead relative.
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Jul 27, 2026 |
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Floridaman peppersprays children in a pet store for not petting HIM. Woman stabs her friend after arguing about drinking beer in the Uber.
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Jul 24, 2026 |
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Men only gyms seek to protect Christian men from lusty women. MLB fan slaps another for not standing during National Anthem.
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Jul 23, 2026 |
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Hitler's birthplace reopens as a police station. Ant toppings on a dessert may lead to jail for a restaurant owner.
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Jul 22, 2026 |
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Japan offers Human Refrigerators to keep cool. Prisoner wins legal right to mail his fluids to a lover.
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Jul 21, 2026 |
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Naked train surfer was arrested in Denver. 82 year old grandma survived nine days alone in her bathtub.
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Jul 20, 2026 |
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Florida granny gets mailed obscene license plate from DMV. Two school principals arrested for DUI in same car on same night.
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Jul 17, 2026 |
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Stock market influencer stabbed by a follower after lost money. Grandparent Happy Hour goes into law in Minnesota.
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Jul 16, 2026 |
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Thief robs a bank while holding a kitten. Pubic hair covered croissant goes viral in Thailand.
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Jul 15, 2026 |
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Jealous wife bites off husband's organ after sharpening her teeth. Stoned dog is rescued off a high mountain.
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Jul 14, 2026 |
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Woman sewed her roommate's lips together, is arrested. Grocery store stays open after customer dies in the bakery.
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Jul 13, 2026 |
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Floridaman dumps feces filled backpack on his ex for cheating. Florida woman arrested for huffing nitrous oxide in back of ridehare.
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Jul 10, 2026 |
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Pilot jumps to his death, leaving his flight trainee to land plane alone. Taylor Swift fans are buying the trash from the streets outside her NYC wedding.
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Jul 09, 2026 |
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Man cut off his own genitals and used them to burn a building. Man used a seagull as a weapon, attacked a stranger.
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Jul 08, 2026 |
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Horse purchases rise as gasoline prices increase. Truck spills 40,000 lbs of Frank's Red Hot Sauce on a highway.
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Jul 07, 2026 |
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World Cup soccer approves of Viagra for their players. Wildfire betting site sparks arson concerns.
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Jul 06, 2026 |
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Florida woman denies owning the cocaine found in her butt. Shots fired at Florida Walmart over a parking spot.
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Jul 04, 2026 |
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Couple arrested after marriage proposal on top of Empire State Building. Man with world's smallest wang launches fundraiser for a new one.
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Jul 02, 2026 |
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Card tournament canceled over too many smelly players. Pastor defends video of mock firing squad at Bible camp.
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Jul 01, 2026 |
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Mexican "Vigilante Batman" wanted for duct taping suspects to poles. Photo of baby Hitler mistakenly printed in middle school yearbook.
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Jun 30, 2026 |
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Serial public pool pooper was caught in big poo investigation. Extreme heat conference canceled for extreme heat.
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Jun 30, 2026 |
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Florida woman ran an illegal butt enhancement cafe. Floridaman tried to act out Grand Theft Auto in real life.
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Jun 26, 2026 |
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Police declare war on disappearing genitals sorcery. Mutant sewer rats love poison and might be teaching ninjitsu.
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Jun 25, 2026 |
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Giving herpes to a customer, an Arby's manager is being sued. Missing giraffe in Texas named Gracie, the search is on.
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Jun 24, 2026 |
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Search is on for a magician that vanished a week ago. Japan holds their annual Ninja certification tests.
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Jun 23, 2026 |
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World Cup fans are addicted to bad Ranch dressing. Teen jailed in Russia for ordering a pizza in the name of Hitler.
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Jun 22, 2026 |
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Floirdaman pulled over with 34 empty White Claw cans as his passenger. White couple decide to keep their Asian baby after IVF embryo mixup.
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Jun 19, 2026 |
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Man attacked by a gator after fleeing from police in a swamp. Doctors remove a 20cm bottle from man's rectum, he claims was "cleaning himself".
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Jun 18, 2026 |
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Scottish soccer fans drank all the beer in Boston. China claims foreign "spy turtles" are monitoring their seas.
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Jun 17, 2026 |
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Dog shoots at a neighbor, destroys a gaming computer. Canadian man arrested for drunk kayaking.
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Jun 16, 2026 |
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Lemonade stand robbed at gunpoint, children shook. Enemy lesbian nuns quit a convent and get married in Brazil.
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Jun 15, 2026 |
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Floridaman crashed his SUV, carjacked a woman, and stole fries from a child at Chick Fil-A. Floridaman arrested for burglary on his way to court to face previous charge of burglary.
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Jun 12, 2026 |
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Man had rare triple penis, scientists discover. Jesus has an energy drink, too.
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Jun 11, 2026 |
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Satanic rituals, forced marriage and an Olive Garden. Vagina Museum complains visitors keep stealing their MILF exhibit.
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Jun 10, 2026 |
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University president tells students to end their lives in commencement speech. US federal bug agency is infested with bed bugs.
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Jun 09, 2026 |
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Celebrity dog was stolen and sold to a restaurant to be eaten. Taco truck called TNT Tacos exploded.
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Jun 08, 2026 |
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Floridaman shoots himself in the groin at Walmart. Floridaman gets face bit by an alligator then sues.
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Jun 05, 2026 |
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"Lizard People" tunnels will be available for the public to explore under Denver airport. Scientists made bread out of yeast found inside a frozen mummy's guts.
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Jun 04, 2026 |
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Bird owners should let their birds masturbate, say experts. Fire fighter set fires in order to keep busy on weekends.
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Jun 03, 2026 |
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Three horses were stabbed by teen girl competitor prior to a racing event. Man demolished his family home with an excavator after wife threatens dirovce.
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Jun 02, 2026 |
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Man banned from all 6 Flags parks for eating 10 piece nugget on a ride. Did the NYPD just find the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle underground hideout?
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Jun 01, 2026 |
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Floridaman tells police he has the right to walk around naked in public. Floridaman finds $1 million on the beach, turns it in to police.
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May 29, 2026 |
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Drunk driver claims he has "Blood of Christ" in him. Texas man drives a Cybertuck into a lake to test "Wade Mode".
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May 28, 2026 |
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AI company is paying people $2k month to touch themselves. Scientists still don't know how to revive cryopreserved dead humans.
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May 27, 2026 |
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Flying umbrella fatally stabs a lady at a windy restaurant. Hell (the city) is for sale and it's surprisingly affordable.
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May 26, 2026 |
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Dog shoots woman with a shotgun outside a gas station. Woman prisoner busted smuggling bottle of wine inside her ladyparts.
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May 25, 2026 |
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Florida woman tried baptize strangers in the Bass Pro Shop aquarium tank. Drunk Floridaman arrested, tried to call his family using his shoe.
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May 22, 2026 |
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Teacher took vodka shots with her students on her own doorstep. World record for largest bowl of guacamole in Mexico.
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May 21, 2026 |
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Woman arrested for selling drugs and landmines. Students accidentally served dirt at a high school dinner event.
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May 20, 2026 |
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Airline bans robots and humanoids from all future flights. Police in France warn citizens to beware of the drunk deer.
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May 19, 2026 |
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Teen steals 3 buses in 6 months just for joyrides. Lady shot her husband because he was annoying.
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May 18, 2026 |
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Floridaman woke up to a burglar touching his crotch and urinating on him. Floridaman teacher arrested for taping child's mouth shut.
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May 15, 2026 |
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Please don't fire your canons, town urges citizens. New billboard warns criminals that firing squads are legal.
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May 14, 2026 |
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Bigfoot believers and skeptics clash over wave of recent sightings. All you can eat restaurant introduces a "vomit fee ".
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May 13, 2026 |
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New trend of enlarging your testicles is addictive and fun? Man pulled a car with his penis while also on fire.
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May 12, 2026 |
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Florida woman found up a tree dressed as a squirrel attacked police with acorns. Woman ran over ducklings with a Honda for pooping in her yard.
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May 08, 2026 |
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Thousands of citizens disappear each year on purpose in Japan. Mexico City is sinking so fast it can be seen from space.
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May 07, 2026 |
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The first Sperm Racing World Cup is coming to San Francisco. Why are birds more afraid of women than men?
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May 06, 2026 |
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Man makes love to a trash bin before eating out of it. Ramen loving grandma is buried with her favorite cup of noodles.
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May 05, 2026 |
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Man brings his dead sister's skeleton to a bank to withdraw money. New Christian cell network will block naughty stuff and gender content.
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May 04, 2026 |
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Floridaman Taco Bell employee shoots customers that put soda in water cup. Looks like Sloth World in Florida ain't happenin' cuz all the sloths died.
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May 02, 2026 |
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140 chickens died after a wedding DJ decided to crank up the base. Woman brought her dead husband back as a hologram to answer a Q&A at his own funeral.
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Apr 30, 2026 |
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Woman unleashed swarm of bees on the police during an eviction. Woman throws dynamite at sleeping boyfriend and blows off his hand.
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Apr 29, 2026 |
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22 Buddhist monks busted smuggling drugs at the airport. Price of condoms going up as the war strangles condom supply chain.
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Apr 28, 2026 |
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Floridaman tried to trade an alligator for tacos at the drive-thru. Florida teacher twerked in front of the class again.
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Apr 24, 2026 |
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Japanese man jailed for spoiling Godzilla movie. Fighter jets in Korea collide because pilots took selfies.
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Apr 23, 2026 |
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Drinking cow pee is required at this Indian temple. Cocaine in the rivers is getting salmon very high.
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Apr 22, 2026 |
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Arson suspect arrived at police interview with burnt eyebrows. Animal Rights Activist rescues and releases restaurant lobster back into the sea.
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Apr 22, 2026 |
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Titanic museum floods on the anniversary of ships sinking. Japan government pays citizens to use Tinder dating app.
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Apr 20, 2026 |
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Florida woman arrested for twerking for tips at 7-11. Floridaman "gets horny", drove around exposing himself in boss's van.
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Apr 17, 2026 |
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Genital disappearance scam leads to 10 men arrested. Cocaine hippos in Columbia will be put down.
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Apr 16, 2026 |
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Pretending to be gay is a popular way to stay in the UK (this rhymes). Amazon employee annoyingly dies while working.
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Apr 15, 2026 |
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Man in cow costume stabs family members. GLP-1 users report new side effect: DIVORCE!
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Apr 14, 2026 |
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Come get this sausage! (from a vending machine?). US wants to hire gamers as air traffic controllers.
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Apr 13, 2026 |
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Florida woman wrestles a manatee in a bikini at a park. Floridaman goes to job interview, leaves with assault charges.
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Apr 10, 2026 |
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Instead of baptizing, a pastor drowns a grown man in a kiddie pool. Lady bashed relative in head with hammer for stealing her brother's ashes.
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Apr 09, 2026 |
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Giant Phallus Festival in Japan hits hard. Banana bandits stole 96 bananas from a gas station.
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Apr 08, 2026 |
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Is the Boston accent disappearing? "Lonely Death Epidemic" is affecting old Japanese men.
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Apr 07, 2026 |
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Family finds a skull while hunting for Easter eggs. Lady stabs another lady that was living in a chicken coop with her father.
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Apr 06, 2026 |
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Florida woman burns down husband's home to rekindle relationship. Floridaman drunk drove onto airport runway, tries to steal two planes.
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Apr 03, 2026 |
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Scientists create 5 psychedelic drugs from single tobacco plant. Bob Marley's deadlock up for auction.
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Apr 02, 2026 |
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Powerball lottery winner arrested for robbing a home. Chocolate bars recalled for being spike with viagra.
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Apr 01, 2026 |
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Mother slept with twin brothers - who's child is this? World's largest vampire theme park planned in Romania.
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Mar 31, 2026 |
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Thieves steal 12 tons of KitKat bars right before Easter. Customized bong built into a dashboard of man's truck leads to arrest.
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Mar 30, 2026 |
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Florida woman urinated on furniture and appliances in multiple Airbnb's. Florida man has Rolex stolen by hooker with "Dream Girl" neck tattoo.
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Mar 27, 2026 |
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Professor proposes to student in the middle of class and receives a beat down by students. Philly breaks world record for longest cheesesteak(s).
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Mar 26, 2026 |
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Stalker broke into a home and sucked on a woman's toes. Boner Bear Honey ED syrup banned from gas stations.
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Mar 25, 2026 |
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Quadruple amputee professional cornhole player shot a man while driving. Russian women who don't want kids will be sent to psychologist.
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Mar 24, 2026 |
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Father and son banned from donating sperm after fathering 600 kids. Cocaine sharks thrive in the Bahamas.
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Mar 23, 2026 |
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Floridaman can still marry his cousin after marriage ban fails to pass. Florida woman refuses to leave her hospital bed 5 months after discharge.
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Mar 20, 2026 |
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Thief used Google Translate to rob a Peruvian restaurant. Hittler runs against Zielinski for mayor in France.
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Mar 19, 2026 |
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Study shows 19 million Americans think of shooting someone. Inject the fat of a dead person into your face or your chest, it's cool.
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Mar 18, 2026 |
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Deaf woman removed from plan for "not listening". Tourist sues NYC taqueria for salsa being too spicy.
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Mar 17, 2026 |
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Man falls into a hole with a bear inside. Kickboxer pulls a car using his testicles.
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Mar 16, 2026 |
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Floridaman prisoner escapes to have sex in a Porta Potty. Did a Floridaman really get kidnapped by dolphins?
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Mar 13, 2026 |
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Man caught smuggling 2,000 queen ants in his pants. Stoners buy cookies, the Girl Scouts learn.
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Mar 12, 2026 |
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Braindead woman wakes up when her ambulance hits a pothole. "Literally Anybody Else" is running for mayor in Texas.
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Mar 11, 2026 |
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Testical covers are banned from saunas in Japan. Flamingos kidnapped at the Flamingo Hotel in Vegas.
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Mar 10, 2026 |
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Floridaman throws cremated ashes onto the NASCAR racetrack. Floridaman does other Floridaman things.
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Mar 09, 2026 |
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Smoking crack helped him quit heroin, says Billy Idol. Old male whales are better at mating because they're better at singing.
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Mar 05, 2026 |
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Woman declared dead 4 times by government since 2017. Polymarket no longer allows betting on nuclear armageddon.
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Mar 04, 2026 |
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Lady arrested for singing a remix of the national anthem at karaoke. Scientists created popcorn flavored tomatoes.
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Mar 03, 2026 |
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Man claims world's smallest penis and is accepting challengers (with pics). Illinois will vote on Italian Beef as official state sandwich.
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Mar 02, 2026 |
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Floridaman stabbed for denying sex to trans woman because she isn't Jewish. Floridaman killed trying to invade cuba with his 9 drinking buddies..
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Feb 27, 2026 |
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Mr. Clean retires after 68 years. Food robot rebellion begins! Dunkin' tests 48oz bucket of coffee.
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Feb 27, 2026 |
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Man arrested after serving alcohol to a hawk. New York Snowflakes hospitalized after being hit with snowballs.
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Feb 25, 2026 |
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Man trained his dog to illegally dump his garbage on the street. Man sneaks into woman's apartment to AXE her out.
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Feb 24, 2026 |
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Man has sex with a dead deer on the highway, arrested. Hospital calls exorcist after staff report seeing ghosts.
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Feb 23, 2026 |
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Pickleball brawl involving 20 players leads to Florida couple's arrest. Floridaman urinates on boss's desk and in the chili?
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Feb 20, 2026 |
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Family took dead relative to the bank as proof they're dead. Pro hockey team sent letter to their smelly fans asking them to shower before games.
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Feb 20, 2026 |
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Judge rules "boneless wings" can still be called "wings". Fart tracking underwear developed to track gut health.
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Feb 18, 2026 |
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Facebook will keep posting for you even after you're dead. Food influencer dies after eating the toxic Devil Crab.
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Feb 17, 2026 |
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Woman faked a snake transformation to avoid arranged marriage. Olympic athletes used the 10,000 free condoms in only 3 days.
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Feb 17, 2026 |
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Florida woman's happy endings lead to her unhappy arrest. Floridamen turn frozen iguanas into pizza and tacos.
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Feb 13, 2026 |
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Chicken place smells too much like chicken, says landlord. Pokemon Go removes Epstein Island Pokestop from the game.
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Feb 12, 2026 |
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Olympian wins a medal, then tells the world he cheated on his girlfriend. Murder twins in France complicate the trial because of similar DNA.
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Feb 11, 2026 |
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Gen Z texts and checks social media during sex, study shows. Coffee shop secretly operated as a strip club.
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Feb 10, 2026 |
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Governor suggests importing women to help make more babies. Man arrested again for seeking non-consensual diaper changes.
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Feb 09, 2026 |
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Florida woman nurse twerks on disabled patients at a rehab. Floridaman throws away $4k worth of meat after finding girlfriend cooking with another man.
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Feb 06, 2026 |
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Man broke into Little Caesar's Pizza, made and sold pizzas. Man, high on meth, stole two planes without a pilot's license.
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Feb 06, 2026 |
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Man blowtorches his roof to melt ice, home catches fire. Lady causes car crashes after removing traffic mirror for better Feng-Shui.
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Feb 04, 2026 |
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WWI bomb inside man's rectum leads to hospital evacuation. Bar offers free drinks to customers who want to quit their job.
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Feb 03, 2026 |
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Dumb politicians claim "fake" snow conspiracy. New York city will hire a night mayor to improve night time fun.
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Feb 02, 2026 |
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Floridaman fornicated with a vacuum cleaner in the street. Florida teen attacks her mom with a porkchop.
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Jan 30, 2026 |
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Man amputates his own foot to get into medical school. "Spy-Nuns" are working for Russian military out of European churches.
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Jan 28, 2026 |
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Mushrooms that make you hallucinate little people are served at restaurants? Fans of jazz music are cheaters, new study claims.
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Jan 27, 2026 |
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Flesh eating flies are eating their way toward the US. PETA hates that a groundhog is lifted in the air once a year.
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Jan 26, 2026 |
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Florida woman orders a Lyft ride and steals the driver's car. Floridaman attacked man with a ketchup packet.
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Jan 23, 2026 |
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Ankle monitor found on a dog, criminal on the run. Eat famous serial killers' last meals served at this restaurant.
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Jan 22, 2026 |
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Ski jumpers accused of injecting acid into their genitals. Korea legalizes tattooing after 33 year ban.
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Jan 21, 2026 |
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Hotel room on the Moon will cost you $10 million. Study shows smelling farts is good for brain health.
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Jan 19, 2026 |
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Florida woman defecates at the police in order to escape arrest.Florida woman on crack goes on the attack with a skillet and collard greens.
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Jan 17, 2026 |
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American dad wakes up speaking Spanish fluently after each surgery. Insecticide company holds memorial services for bugs they kill.
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Jan 15, 2026 |
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"But she just died!" Man and dead wife tried to board a flight. Man hospitalized after sticking a live leech you know where.
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Jan 14, 2026 |
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Couple used ChatGPT for wedding vows and it was annulled. 100 skulls and historical bones found at a man's home.
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Jan 13, 2026 |
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"Are you dead yet?" is most popular app in China. Several monkeys are on the loose in St. Louis.
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Jan 12, 2026 |
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Naked Floridaman robs a meat market. Salvation Army bellringer tried to impale store manager with donation tripod.
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Jan 09, 2026 |
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Naked mermaid arrested in her neighbor's private pond. Beloved walrus penis stolen from a Jersey bar.
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Jan 09, 2026 |
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Stop selling butt toys to Bahrain, US government says. Hundreds gathered to watch a live kick in the groin.
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Jan 07, 2026 |
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Man offers to remove your squatters with a grenade and samurai sword. Hundreds tricked into attending fake NYE fireworks display.
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Jan 06, 2026 |
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Best of Floridaman (and woman) - 2025
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Jan 02, 2026 |
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Best of 2025 - Most Funny and Weird Stories of the Year
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Dec 31, 2025 |
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Lady married Chatbot which is a German video game character. Passenger finds a man hiding in the Waymo trunk.
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Dec 30, 2025 |
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Weird items removed from people's orifices in 2025. Hire a robot DJ or ring bearer for your wedding!
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Dec 29, 2025 |
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Boy was sexting Whitney Houston and Marilyn Monroe chatbots, so mom sues. Hundreds of Victorian era shoes wash up on a beach in Wales.
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Dec 24, 2025 |
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Lady was already dead when she was wheeled onto a flight. Scientist smuggles bacteria into US inside women's panties.
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Dec 24, 2025 |
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School puts kids in a "Time Out" box as punishment. Hundreds attend a mock funeral for the penny in DC.
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Dec 22, 2025 |
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Floridaman shot his son in the face for not visiting his sick mother on weekends. Doctor walked into a Dollar Store freezer and died overnight.
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Dec 20, 2025 |
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Three Santas and 40 elves rob a grocery store. kicked by a camel during Christmas performance inside Church.
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Dec 18, 2025 |
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Kids must wear helmets to play in the show at schools in Canada. Police don't find the free sidewalk marijuana for Christmas very jolly.
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Dec 18, 2025 |
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Sex toy shoplifter threatens man with leg of lamb then robs a public bus. Woman sues IRS to get her dog classified as a "dependent".
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Dec 16, 2025 |
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Viagra for women finally hits the shelves. Denny's launches maple syrup filled sneakers.
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Dec 15, 2025 |
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Floridaman claims he was teleported into stolen BMW by aliens. Florida woman assaults another with chicken, but which kind?
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Dec 12, 2025 |
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Drunk riding a bike? Lose your driving license in Japan. Trade your goose for store credit at Gamestop?
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Dec 11, 2025 |
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Taliban arrests men for dressing up like Peaky Blinders characters. Brazilian lioness receives a Uber Eats human meal at the zoo.
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Dec 10, 2025 |
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Canadian man arrested for assault with a snowblower. Have you tried the pumpkin seed rectal challenge?
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Dec 09, 2025 |
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Sperm racing is growing on college campuses. Women in Latvia are hiring hourly husbands cuz of man shortage.
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Dec 08, 2025 |
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Afternoon group sex in a Winn Dixie parking lot leads to arrest of Floridaman. Man broke into home, sprayed bbq sauce on walls and then lit a fire.
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Dec 05, 2025 |
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Flat Earthers! Prove it and win a sports company. Police monitor bowel movements after thief swallows $19k Faberge egg.
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Dec 04, 2025 |
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Raccoon bites man in the face while driving to the nature center. China will tax condoms to boost birth rate.
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Dec 03, 2025 |
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HR director drugged female job applicants to make them urinate during their interviews. Influencer gave free machetes and alcohol to the homeless.
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Dec 03, 2025 |
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When Batman is around, the public behaves: New study. Fart Walking after Thanksgiving is good for you, say doctors.
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Dec 01, 2025 |
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Floridaman claims a cockroach told him to kill a couple guys. Florida will allow bear hunting for first time in a decade.
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Nov 29, 2025 |
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Adolf Hitler is about to win an election in Africa? Don't brine your turkey in the Great Salt Lake, is an actual warning in Utah.
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Nov 26, 2025 |
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Man dressed as his dead mom to go collect her pension. Lady found alive in a coffin right before cremation.
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Nov 25, 2025 |
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Two Texas boys plot to invade Haiti and enslave the women and children. Man flashed his genitals on the highway because he needed excitement.
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Nov 24, 2025 |
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Florida woman squeezed boyfriend's privates until there was blood. Floridaman stole forklift to steal an ATM.
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Nov 21, 2025 |
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AI teddy bear taught kids about BDSM and where to find knives. South Korea bans flights, halts military for a single college entrance test.
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Nov 20, 2025 |
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Stolen driveway leaves a woman scared and confused. Holocaust artifact auction canceled after backlash.
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Nov 19, 2025 |
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Passenger brought a meat cleaver on a flight. Prisoner sues for the right to eat Vegemite.
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Nov 18, 2025 |
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Controversial cafe offers cuddling with baby lions while drinking tea. Meet Germany's first flock of gay sheep.
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Nov 17, 2025 |
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Floridaman shoots son over heavy metal music. Naked Florida woman breaks into bagel shop for a shower.
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Nov 14, 2025 |
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A killer will be playing Santa at the local swap meet. Man steals a bus with passengers on it and makes all the stops.
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Nov 13, 2025 |
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Pornography accidentally shown to kids on a public ferry. Smell animal butts at new exhibit in a Japan aquarium.
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Nov 12, 2025 |
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Starbucks Bearista cup is worth losing your teeth for this holiday season. Target orders employees to smile at customers to boost sales.
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Nov 11, 2025 |
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Balls Out Bowling is back, where bowling naked is required. Enter a lottery to be buried next to Jim Morrison?
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Nov 11, 2025 |
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Floridaman fires his gun over argument on how many eggs chickens lay. Man threatens to shoot police if they don't let his wife out of jail.
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Nov 07, 2025 |
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Nurse murdered his patients to get longer smoke breaks. Hot Ice Cream is a new stupid dessert we don't need.
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Nov 06, 2025 |
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Death letters mailed to 500 living patients by medical facility. Murder hornets kill a family while ziplining..
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Nov 05, 2025 |
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Man shot neighbor because he thought her horse was too fat. Man wearing a Speedo breaks into 911 call center, attacks dispatch.
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Nov 04, 2025 |
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Woman was delivered human arms and fingers in a delivery mix-up. School wants to ban animal ears and tails over furry fears.
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Nov 03, 2025 |
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Florida teacher gets high in class and offers her vape to her students. Woman hit in the face by a duck on a rollercoaster.
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Oct 31, 2025 |
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Walking speed limits for pedestrians introduced in Slovakia. Lady arrested after smoking crack while on oxygen at the hospital.
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Oct 30, 2025 |
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Aggressive laboratory monkeys with herpes on the loose. Japan sends in the troops to help stop bear attacks.
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Oct 29, 2025 |
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Lonely bear breaks into a zoo to visit the other bears. Couple seeks divorce because their pets can't get along.
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Oct 28, 2025 |
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Deaf woman hit by an airplane while walking her dog in a park. Boob jobs are shrinking as ballerina breasts become popular.
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Oct 27, 2025 |
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Floridaman arrested for stealing recipes from a restaurant. Floridaman threatens to stab neighbor and eat her dog.
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Oct 24, 2025 |
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Butt Breathing has been declared safe for humans. Many Americans will become obese overnight without gaining a pound.
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Oct 23, 2025 |
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Elderly man fakes his death to see who would come to his funeral. Customers suing sneaker company because of loud squeaks.
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Oct 22, 2025 |
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Mosquitoes discovered in Iceland for first time ever. Restaurant called Whitexicans caused offense and trauma.
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Oct 21, 2025 |
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Watch an ad, get some toilet paper at these dystopian toilets. City bans black cat adoptions ahead of Halloween.
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Oct 20, 2025 |
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Floridaman keeps prostitute, punches father. Floridaman attacks strip club manager with a cheeseburger.
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Oct 17, 2025 |
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An island has over 1 million cats and it's a problem. African lawmaker killed when his car hits an elephant.
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Oct 15, 2025 |
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Dozens of mystery sex toys wash up on beach in Scotland. Mother livestreams her childbirth on Twitch to tens of thousands.
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Oct 14, 2025 |
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There's a marathon where racers must eat Taco Bell along the route. Catholic church's altar wine so popular people order it in local bars.
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Oct 13, 2025 |
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Florida woman dumps 75 used tampons on her ex's lawn. Floridaman caught with thermos inside his rectum while at jail.
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Oct 10, 2025 |
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Lady swallows 8 live frogs to cure back pain. Marijuana delivery carrier pigeons in NYC?
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Oct 09, 2025 |
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Airline will charge passengers to recline their seats. Tired single woman buys a billboard to find a husband.
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Oct 08, 2025 |
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Please stop sending AI videos of Robin Williams to his daughter. Halloween decorations of dead local officials got a man arrested.
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Oct 07, 2025 |
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Mail carrier for USPS shot in the face by Amazon delivery driver. Emergency naked bike ride protest organized in Portland.
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Oct 06, 2025 |
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Floridaman tried to post bail using an alligator he claims is also a lawyer. Floridaman kills and eats his own pet peacocks to spite a neighbor.
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Oct 03, 2025 |
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Teen shot after being mistaken for a squirrel by hunting buddy. Woman gives birth, then wins Mortal Kombat tourney while holding newborn.
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Oct 02, 2025 |
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Women's chests will be checked for illegal breast implants in North Korea. Dog owner kidnaps the man that ran over his dog, robs him.
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Oct 01, 2025 |
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Passengers eat their passports mid-flight. High School teacher fed a live kitten to the classroom snake.
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Sep 30, 2025 |
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Florida woman assaults man with a can of silly string. Floridaman caught with human skull and bones at Tampa airport.
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Sep 26, 2025 |
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Vicious squirrel attacks and hospitalizes town residents. Graveyard coffee truck banned from serving a hospital because of their "offensive" name.
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Sep 25, 2025 |
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Italian tourist city will tax all visiting dogs. Aspen will make improvement to their Glory Hole Park.
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Sep 24, 2025 |
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DoorDash driver alerts police of hostage situation after delivering kidnapping items. Teacher arrested for using fart spray on campus.
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Sep 23, 2025 |
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Jesus Take the Wheel songwriter dies in plane crash. The Rapture is tomorrow but do NOT sell your house.
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Sep 22, 2025 |
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Floridaman shots roommate for not bringing drugs to the football party. Floridaman in scuba diving outfit robs a restaurant, swims away.
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Sep 19, 2025 |
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Psycho tunnels into his upstairs neighbor's apartment after disagreements. Drug dog visits school, drug dog sniffs teacher, drug dog finds drugs.
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Sep 18, 2025 |
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Man urinates on customers during movie screening of Demon Slayer. Court rules that digital avatars have feelings and can be compensated.
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Sep 17, 2025 |
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Cheating scandal rocks world rock skimming championships. Airline bans flight crew members from drinking coffee.
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Sep 16, 2025 |
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Emotional support alligator no longer allowed in Walmart. Fed up nuns escaped their crappy retirement facility.
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Sep 15, 2025 |
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Floridaman was refused a foot smell, hits woman with his car. Florida woman squeezed her brother's privates and choked her mom over a Playstation..
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Sep 12, 2025 |
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College kids skinned a dead bear in their dormitory. Cruise ship passenger jumps overboard to avoid his gambling debts.
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Sep 11, 2025 |
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Doctor amputated his own legs for the excitement. Kentucky man stabbed his brother in the genitals and we don't know why.
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Sep 09, 2025 |
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Teen girls being used as hitwomen in organized crime wars. Elderly woman tricked by romance scammer pretending to be astronaut.
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Sep 08, 2025 |
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Floridaman with no arms stabs a tourist. Floridaman calls 911 to report cocaine in his butt.
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Sep 05, 2025 |
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Influencer sells her hot farts for big money. Singer poisons bandmate with hormones to steal his girl.
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Sep 04, 2025 |
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Beachgoers brave poop water over labor day weekend. Woman give birth to a Raver Jesus baby at Burning Man.
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Sep 02, 2025 |
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Florida woman toilet papers neighbor's car while wearing hotdog costume. Florida fake dentist used Krazy glue on customers' teeth.
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Aug 29, 2025 |
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Customer lights himself on fire after his flight is canceled. Dead lady nominated for mayoral candidate in UK.
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Aug 28, 2025 |
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Orgy Dome destroyed after too much blowing at Burning Man. Beef Bandit arrested with all the beef in his pants.
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Aug 28, 2025 |
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Radioactive shrimp from Walmart may give you super powers. Old man sets fire to his care home after denied date with his girlfriend.
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Aug 26, 2025 |
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Teen girl sold her boyfriend to a telecom slave compound. Flight attendant found naked on drugs in the bathroom mid-flight.
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Aug 25, 2025 |
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Floridaman sprayed disabled children with sprinklers as they got off the school bus. Floridaman arrested for flying a meth-drone into someone's home.
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Aug 22, 2025 |
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School is canceled after catalytic converters were stolen off the buses. Naked man wearing a gimp mask is prowling a neighborhood.
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Aug 21, 2025 |
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NFL team hires male cheerleaders to the disgust of certain people. Missing Texas woman found living with a lost African tribe in Scotland.
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Aug 20, 2025 |
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Their son's brain was put in a box and handed to them, family sues funeral home. You can now sell tickets to your wedding to strangers.
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Aug 19, 2025 |
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Poop suitcase keeps Putin's poo top secret, but who carries it? Supermarket offers insultingly small reward for reporting shoplifters.
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Aug 18, 2025 |
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Florida woman exposes herself at a Waffle House, licks manager's face. Florida teacher drunk drives into a fence between classes.
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Aug 15, 2025 |
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Pacifiers for adults are a new trend. Woman's legendary diarrhea leads to canceled flights.
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Aug 14, 2025 |
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Diaper-wearing man asks young girl on a bicycle to change it. Bermuda Triangle is not underwater aliens after all.
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Aug 13, 2025 |
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Woman marries a chatbot after dating for 5 months. Starbucks Korea asks customers to not bring printers to the cafes.
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Aug 12, 2025 |
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Flesh eating flies and deadly hybrid fire ants. Will the insects be the death of us?
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Aug 11, 2025 |
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Florida woman posed as a nurse, treated 4,000 patients without license. Floridaman beats up a golfer over slow play.
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Aug 08, 2025 |
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Man makes love to a refrigerator in Trader Joe's, threatens to stab everyone. Snails on crystal meth have sharp memories, according to science.
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Aug 07, 2025 |
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Fake doctor did testicular ultra sounds on runners in his apartment. Teacher in Japan fired after caught having a second part time job.
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Aug 06, 2025 |
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Woman died on a bus with 26 iPhones glued to her body. Man stabs sandwich makers 4 years after making him wrong sandwich.
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Aug 05, 2025 |
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Zoo asks public to donate their dying pets to feed the predators. Bat flies into a woman's mouth while on vacation.
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Aug 04, 2025 |
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Kids watch in horror as Chuck E. Cheese mascot arrested for fraud. Robotic bunnies deployed in Florida to help fight invasive pythons.
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Aug 01, 2025 |
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Radioactive wasps discovered at a nuclear facility. Sex toy thrown onto the basketball court at a WNBA game.
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Jul 31, 2025 |
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Tourists call police over hired escort's small breasts. Sharks are eating too much fish and the government is getting involved.
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Jul 30, 2025 |
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Toddler bites cobra to death. Penis fillers and genital botox are very risky, warn doctors.
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Jul 29, 2025 |
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Serial butt sniffer arrested again for you know what. Petition to rename an airport after Ozzy Osbourne.
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Jul 28, 2025 |
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Floridaman threatens to kill everyone on the Epstein list. Florida woman welcomed tourists with pepper spray and hotel thievery.
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Jul 25, 2025 |
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Police arrest a man operating a fake embassy in India. Woman claims the Blue Angels military jets killed her cat with their noise.
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Jul 24, 2025 |
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Nazi hikers are permitted to camp in the Swiss Alps. Doctors played musical bingo during a deadly surgery.
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Jul 23, 2025 |
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Swingathon, the largest swingers festival comes to the UK. Man was sucked into an MRI machine by the chain around his neck.
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Jul 22, 2025 |
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Choking pornography will be banned in the UK. Man chugs Tabasco sauce, challenges everyone to fight in a parking lot.
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Jul 21, 2025 |
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Floridaman with stolen motorcycle and meth hidden in his anal cavity. Florida woman bear maced a driver that ran over a chicken.
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Jul 18, 2025 |
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Dating app for Disney adults launches. Soccer star in trouble after hiring dwarves for his birthday party.
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Jul 17, 2025 |
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Nick Cannon (12 kids/6 different women) launches a relationship advice podcast. 114 year old marathon runner dies after being hit by a car while running.
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Jul 16, 2025 |
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Mother makes bomb threat to stop her married son from taking flight with his girlfriend. Naked American man found partying in the sewers of Bangkok.
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Jul 15, 2025 |
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Chimps are putting sticks in their butts to look cool, study says. Elmo's X account was hacked and the result: very offensive Elmo.
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Jul 14, 2025 |
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Floridaman smokes meth and steals train on his birthday. After getting botox in a backyard shed, Florida woman's face is paralyzed.
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Jul 11, 2025 |
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Dead body found in a Goodwill donation bin. Billboards offering to buy your crack house seem insulting.
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Jul 10, 2025 |
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New Barbie Doll with Type 1 Diabetes. Belly dancer arrested for being "too seductive".
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Jul 09, 2025 |
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Bees attack a whole town in France. Politicians in Spain not allowed to pay for happy endings.
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Jul 08, 2025 |
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Floridaman threw spaghetti at his mother because she had demons in her head. Floridaman broke into stranger's home to avoid his angry wife.
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Jul 04, 2025 |
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Teacher got drunk and made students dance the Macarena. Chuck E. Cheese is opening arcades for adults.
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Jul 03, 2025 |
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Travelers with swamp crotch keep setting off TSA alarms. Stop sending unsolicited urine samples, asks a medical facility.
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Jul 02, 2025 |
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Monk shoots a cleric over loud cell phone use in a monastery. Thousands of Norwegians told they won millions in lottery error.
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Jul 01, 2025 |
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Cocaine use is at all time highs but why? Americans arrested for sending Bibles and rice into North Korea.
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Jun 30, 2025 |
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Floridaman drove his Tesla into a restaurant to charge it. 74 year old Floridaman with a shotgun stole a fire truck.
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Jun 27, 2025 |
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Visit a North Korean beach resort and hope you can come home. Beekeeper unleashed his bees on police officers during traffic stop.
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Jun 26, 2025 |
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Best place to have herpes is New Zealand according to their commercial. Scotland may have the most alcoholics according to new data.
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Jun 25, 2025 |
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Hotel no longer allowing panda bears waking up their guests. 145 syringe prickings at a French music festival.
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Jun 24, 2025 |
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Pole dancers hired by parents for son's jr. high graduation. Hetero Awesome Festival in Idaho is not so awesome after all.
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Jun 23, 2025 |
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Floridaman pees on $10k worth of Spam in a Sam's Club. Floridman pulls a gun after argument over mangos.
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Jun 20, 2025 |
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No bra, no exam. University does bra checks before a test. Fake dentist did root canals using online tutorials.
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Jun 20, 2025 |
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Shark falls from the sky onto a disco golf course. You can now buy Ozzy Osbourne's DNA in a can.
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Jun 18, 2025 |
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Male escort is left $1M in widow's will and family fights it. Influencers flock to Air India crash site for selfies.
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Jun 17, 2025 |
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Rollercoaster riders warned to keep mouths closed because of giant bugs. Half the popular of Dhana is in the Drunkard Association.
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Jun 16, 2025 |
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Naked Floridaman at the gas station pumping his pump. Floridaman called 911 for not getting real "service" at a strip club.
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Jun 13, 2025 |
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Brazilian comedian jailed for jokes about race, weight and gender. Politician removes his clothes, invites citizens on a nude beach trip.
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Jun 12, 2025 |
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Drunk mule-riding Kentucky man unleashed a raccoon inside a bar. Orgasmic meditation cult leaders in trouble for being too culty.
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Jun 11, 2025 |
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Woman sent 2,000 lbs of onions to her ex boyfriend to make him cry. Church apologizes for the naked chicken dancing show.
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Jun 10, 2025 |
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You can't use your Costco card as your ID, TSA anounces. Protests over goldfish races?
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Jun 09, 2025 |
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Florida woman sprays bear mace at children blowing bubbles. Floridaman gets down with himself at a bus stop, claims he's Capt. Kirk.
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Jun 06, 2025 |
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200 year old erotic artsy condom goes on display in a museum. Fried chicken flavored toothpaste is a disgusting hit.
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Jun 05, 2025 |
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AI scam company was 700 Indians pretending to be Chatbots. Mom attacked school principal after daughter caught fighting.
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Jun 04, 2025 |
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Flight attendant dances naked mid-flight after taking drugs. New mom wins a marathon despite breast feeding along the way.
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Jun 03, 2025 |
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Floridaman on meth fights gators, attacks police with garden shears. Floridaman claimed he's Jesus, kissed a minor in a locker room.
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May 30, 2025 |
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Hikers, high on mushrooms, thought friend was dead and called 911. Dutch accuse Belgians of stealing all their wind.
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May 29, 2025 |
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Final Destination for one woman was a ceiling landing on her during screening. 24 yeard old impersonated a high school student for over a year.
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May 28, 2025 |
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Young American men are joining the Russian Church of "Manliness". Amazon tribe learns about lawsuits by suing.
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May 27, 2025 |
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Man woke up to find a cargo ship beached in his back yard. Scientists tortured guinea pigs with Adele's music for several days.
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May 26, 2025 |
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Florida mail carrier arrested for drunk driving her delivery route. Floridaman shot his neighbor's cow 5 times.
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May 23, 2025 |
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First-ever Oscar Mayer Wienermobile race. OnlyFans model slept with 583 men in 6 hours.
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May 22, 2025 |
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Every dog gets one bite, court rules. The competition to see who's best at doing absolutely nothing.
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May 21, 2025 |
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Study shows why serial killers are so attractive. Emotional support Alpaca not allowed inside supermarket.
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May 20, 2025 |
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Kindergarten student brought jello shots to class. Student brought a hand grenade to show and tell.
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May 19, 2025 |
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Florida woman attacks her wife with cheesy nachos. Lady attacks her neighbor with 10 lb bef stick at Walmart.
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May 16, 2025 |
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Police find naked man with Vaseline in a Lowe’s display shed. Airline serves white wine to a 3 year old.
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May 15, 2025 |
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Chimps wipe their butts after sex, study finds. United Arab Emirates first nation to use AI to write laws.
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May 14, 2025 |
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Man with STDs infects coworkers after urinating into water cooler. Exploding birds plague a California neighbrhood.
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May 13, 2025 |
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Chess is banned in Afghanistan due to powerful Queen. You must be over 21 years old to dine inside this McDonald's.
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May 12, 2025 |
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Floridaman gored by a Bison in Yellowstone Park. Florida woman urinates on a man after stabbing and robbing him.
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May 09, 2025 |
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Mother brought Jell-O shots to a 5th grade class party. Woman spent thousands to turn into a cat.
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May 08, 2025 |
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Raccoon caught with a meth pipe in the driver's seat. Tourist impales himself on a spike at the Colosseum.
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May 07, 2025 |
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Men are shaving their eyelashes to look more masculine. Hairless robots are taking our fast food jobs.
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May 06, 2025 |
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Man sets fire to his own home twice in same night to watch firefighters work. Man lets snakes bit him 200 times for science.
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May 05, 2025 |
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Floridaman touched lady realtors' feet at open house showings multiple times. Floridaman arrested for having three wives.
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May 02, 2025 |
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Luigi Mangiano: The Musical? Town burns all the confiscated weed, gets all the locals high.
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May 01, 2025 |
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High school student performs DIY exorcism on his math teacher. Runaway kangaroo shuts down entire highway.
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Apr 30, 2025 |
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Passenger strips naked and poops on the seat on flight. Radio station used an AI host for months and nobody knew.
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Apr 29, 2025 |
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Helpful man hides marijuana Easter eggs all over town. Selfies with the Pope's body causes outrage.
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Apr 28, 2025 |
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Florida woman poses as ICE, kidnaps ex's new wife. Floridaman claims he's Jesus, attacks his Holy Father.
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Apr 25, 2025 |
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Defeat the Cartel with songs, urges Meixico's President. White supremacists put messages inside Easter Eggs.
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Apr 24, 2025 |
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Crucifixion reenactment gone wrong as 84 year old man falls from cross. Ant smuggling is the new wildlife trafficking trend.
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Apr 23, 2025 |
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First Chipotle in Mexico will soon open. Texas school bans state flag because of breast drawing.
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Apr 22, 2025 |
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Burning sex toys cause 3-alarm fire damaging homes. Man sinks in quicksand and emerges with a girlfriend.
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Apr 21, 2025 |
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Florida women arrested for selling human bones on Facebook. Floridaman named "Cocaine" attacked Subway workers with a knife.
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Apr 18, 2025 |
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Crosswalks hacked to play funny Elon Musk and Jeff Bozo messages. Police invite the public to get high at the station, they'll provide snacks.
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Apr 17, 2025 |
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Boyfriend sent bomb threat to his own girlfriend's cruise. Man made love to a corpse on NYC subway.
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Apr 16, 2025 |
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Sperm Racing is coming to Los Angeles. Teacher gave students cannabis gummies.
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Apr 15, 2025 |
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Cowboys ride "emotional support" horses through Walmart. China warns lightweight people stay indoors or be blown away by winds.
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Apr 14, 2025 |
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Florida principal called student "Sexy Chocolate" as he rubbed her feet. Floridaman denied job interview, throws his urine.
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Apr 11, 2025 |
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Murder prediction technology will identify future killers. Bio company brings back the extinct Dire Wolf.
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Apr 10, 2025 |
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Foster mom traded a human child for a monkey. NASA asks for help recycling bags of moon poop.
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Apr 09, 2025 |
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Man's 7 "emotional support" tigers were seized from his home. Ninja sword ban begins in the UK.
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Apr 08, 2025 |
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Swastika-tattooed penis pic shared by a doctor leads to a fine. Church hosts pro wrestling matches to attract members.
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Apr 07, 2025 |
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Florida enjoys vandalizing Tesla's. Floridaman gets violent after children refuse refills at a lemonaide stand.
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Apr 04, 2025 |
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Monster that lives under a child's bed turns out to be real. Small town attempts to break the world kazoo record.
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Apr 03, 2025 |
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OnlyFans sued when guys realize they're talking to Indian men instead of models. Poor sleep leads to conspiracy theory thinking.
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Apr 02, 2025 |
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Truck Nuts and exposed breasts are a crime in Idaho. Amish buggies are being robbed at gunpoint.
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Apr 01, 2025 |
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White lady who identifies as black plans to move to Africa. Top sperm bank suffers embarrassing leak.
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Mar 31, 2025 |
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Floridaman wanks in front of banks. Florida flight attendant attacks with a beer bottle.
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Mar 28, 2025 |
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Man operates on himself using Youtube surgery tutorial. $6 million solid gold toilet thieves found.
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Mar 27, 2025 |
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Teen sisters tried to stab their mother for turning off WiFi. Fake Enrique Iglesias scammer gets woman to almost divorce her husband.
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Mar 26, 2025 |
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Show your ID to buy a sex toy online in Texas. Alien Abduction Day is your opportunity to get abducted.
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Mar 25, 2025 |
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Race horses on cocaine in Tasmania. Church groups no longer allowed to bribe children with candy.
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Mar 24, 2025 |
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Floridaman pulls out a gun and demands karaoke at the bar. Floridaman exposed his package to a mail carrier.
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Mar 21, 2025 |
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Down syndrome nudes are being sold online using AI. Church daycare shut down after toddlers given Benadryl to make them sleepy for nap time.
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Mar 20, 2025 |
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Woman operated illegal dentistry out of her home for eight years. Five men shut down intersection with serious twerking.
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Mar 19, 2025 |
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Viagra coffee gets you up in the morning. Men rob a Tennessee gas station using two pythons.
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Mar 18, 2025 |
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Woman tried to sell human toes vomited by dogs. Burnt genitals leads to man's $50 million win vs. Starbucks.
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Mar 17, 2025 |
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Florida woman attacks Floridaman with a Pringles can. Florida teacher arrested for making children fight.
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Mar 14, 2025 |
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Funeral home employee cut off dead man's penis after learning he was a sex offender. Toilet cloggings cause Air India flight to turn back.
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Mar 13, 2025 |
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Mrs. Soon Bang arrested for running a sex parlor. Mr. Weiner is naked when he steals cars and flees police.
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Mar 12, 2025 |
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Man is shot by his own dog while in bed with a woman. Man picks his nose, hits an artery, is hospitalized, wife laughs..
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Mar 11, 2025 |
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Man plays soccer with another man's decapitated head. Tourists in Dublin can't stop touching a statue's breasts.
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Mar 10, 2025 |
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Florida woman stabs boyfriend for not eating her cooking. Floridaman swallows $770k worth of jewelry after arrest.
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Mar 07, 2025 |
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Baby pigs left to starve to death as part of an art exhibit. Postal service will no longer deliver grandma's letters.
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Mar 06, 2025 |
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Funeral home's noodles are so good, diners pretend to be mourners. Movie theater has to pay mental agony damages for showing ads.
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Mar 05, 2025 |
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Man arrested for sex with subway seat a second time. Scientists create Woolly Mice instead of Woolly Mammoth.
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Mar 04, 2025 |
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No Measles Parties, please. Says health official. Influencer spent $140k to turn herself into a robot.
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Mar 03, 2025 |
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Floridaman bites deputy and police dog at a 7-11. Floridaman Games 2025: A celebration of athletic absurdity.
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Feb 28, 2025 |
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Child bites referee's testicle so soccer game's canceled. Man allows fiance to electrocute him for 3 hours as a pre-marital pain test.
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Feb 27, 2025 |
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Teacher sold "test enhancement" drugs to his students. Bird drops a severed human hand into a schoolyard.
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Feb 26, 2025 |
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Thousands of kids accused of witchcraft in past decade. TikTookers drop heavy objects on their feet in new viral trend.
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Feb 25, 2025 |
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Crypto trader killed himself to create a coin. Canadian coffeeshop changes Americano to Canadiano.
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Feb 24, 2025 |
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Florida woman attacks man with a garden hoe for not hanging out. Drunk Floridaman with no pants crashes into 7-11.
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Feb 21, 2025 |
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Students lights his inflatable girlfriend on fire in the dorms. Restaurant owner puts a bounty on a negative reviewer.
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Feb 20, 2025 |
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Porn dumpsters are leaving Japan. Court rules calling a man bald is sexual harassment.
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Feb 19, 2025 |
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Launching drugs into a prison using a canon gets two arrested. Science studies why hockey players sound Canadian.
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Feb 18, 2025 |
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Shark bites off both hands of a tourist during beach selfie. Bald men murdered for their gold heads?
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Feb 17, 2025 |
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Florida woman attacks with a dildo. Florida couple arrested for unnatural acts in Wendy's parking lot.
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Feb 14, 2025 |
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Should the US Treasury stop making pennies? Researchers find our ancestors ate the brains of their enemies.
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Feb 13, 2025 |
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Blind man given permit to carry a gun in Indiana. Zoo in China sells tiger urine to treat sprains.
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Feb 12, 2025 |
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Doctor gave his cat a Catscan and is in trouble for it. Denmark signs a petition to buy the state of California.
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Feb 11, 2025 |
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Man arrested for drunk driving a drone. Zoo offers elephant pooping videos to send your ex on Valentine's Day.
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Feb 10, 2025 |
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Florida teacher shows explicit pics of herself during show and tell. Floridaman barked like a dog inside an auto-parts store.
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Feb 07, 2025 |
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Cocaine should be legal and sold like wine, says Columbian President. 13 yr old boy impersonates a doctor at a hospital.
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Feb 06, 2025 |
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100,000 eggs stolen in the Great Egg Heist of 2025. Man shot his friend who claimed he could, "dodge" bullets.
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Feb 05, 2025 |
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Priest flossed his teeth with teenage girl's hair. Furries warned not to act racist against other species at Furry Convention.
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Feb 04, 2025 |
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Woman arrested for "Cyber Farting" at her partner's ex. Robot cockfighting proposed in Oklahoma.
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Feb 03, 2025 |
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Florida man sits on gun, shoots himself in penis. School principal hosts alcohol fueled party of 100 teens at her own home.
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Jan 31, 2025 |
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Twerking on disabled person's head leads to healthcare worker arrest. Man trashes a DMV with fishes.
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Jan 30, 2025 |
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Contraception Begins at Erection Act proposed by lawmaker. Flood Museum closed due to flooding.
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Jan 29, 2025 |
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Man's Bigfoot hunting expeditions used against him in court. Las Vegas ice cream truck mistaken for ICE vehicle.
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Jan 28, 2025 |
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Child goes blind from eating chicken nuggets. Mystery person drops off erotic novels in random mailboxes.
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Jan 27, 2025 |
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Floridaman exposed "abnormally large" testicles to a teen. Lady busted with drugs in bag labeled, "Def not a bag of drugs."
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Jan 24, 2025 |
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Drinkable mayonnaise launches in Japan. Cat makes three flights in 24 hours after being left on a plane.
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Jan 23, 2025 |
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Viagra Honey floods France and police say it's dangerous. Penguins are getting divorced in record numbers.
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Jan 22, 2025 |
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Adult film star offers LA firefighters some lovin' for their efforts. The Moon added to list of endangered cultural sites.
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Jan 21, 2025 |
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Lonely elderly women prefer jail than being outside in Japan. Aquarium cheers up lonely fish with cardboard humans.
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Jan 20, 2025 |
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Floridaman tried to have sex with a horse's nose. Florida lady stabs her hubby with a bladed cane on his birthday.
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Jan 17, 2025 |
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Woman got a side marijuana with her fries at Burger King. Man stole three amputated legs from a hospital and one is still missing.
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Jan 16, 2025 |
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Prosthetic penis pics get a soccer falconer fired. Pizzeria charges extra $125 for pineapple topping.
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Jan 15, 2025 |
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Government warns sex toys are a target for hackers. Fake Brad Pitt gets woman to divorce her millionaire husband.
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Jan 14, 2025 |
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Lady brings her sex toy into the MRI machine and horror ensues. Blind man shot his amputee body during eviction mission.
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Jan 13, 2025 |
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Florida woman poops on Dollar Store floor while man steals cleaning products. Man claims alien abduction during nude carjacking.
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Jan 10, 2025 |
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Getting sick is a crime in this Italian village. Falafel and shawarma are #1 again!
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Jan 09, 2025 |
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Man eaten alive after filming himself with lions to impress girlfriend. Belgium warns citizens not to eat their Christmas tree.
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Jan 08, 2025 |
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Hot dogs have been banned in North Korea. Windows are banned in Afghanistan. And I say, ban the bans!
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Jan 07, 2025 |
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Drunken officer freed prisoners to celebrate New Year. Teen poisoned her rival’s competition show goat.
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Jan 06, 2025 |
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Floridaman with "Alone" face tattoo commits some crimes alone. Florida is building roads using radioactive waste.
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Jan 03, 2025 |
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Best of Weird News 2024 - Part 2
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Jan 02, 2025 |
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Best of Weird News 2024 - Part 1
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Jan 01, 2025 |
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Baby bird found alive in dead man's stomach after fertility ritual. Mexico town thanks the drug cartel for holiday gifts.
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Dec 31, 2024 |
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Man poured whiskey into the holy water during Christmas Church Mass. Two men died in a forest looking for Sasquatch.
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Dec 30, 2024 |
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Florida pizza delivery woman stabs customer over bad tip. Florida woman takes revenge on her ex boyfriend's bong.
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Dec 27, 2024 |
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Lady arrested for practicing unlicensed dentistry out of her kitchen. Amazon driver leaves 80 holiday packages in woods.
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Dec 27, 2024 |
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Secret Chinese police station discovered in New York City. Scientists discover our ancestors: Giant Head People.
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Dec 24, 2024 |
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Emotional support Great Dane brought on plane. Killer caught dumping dead body on Google Maps Streetview.
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Dec 23, 2024 |
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Meth smoking Floridaman attacks his mattress in a jealous rage. Man arrested after getting 'a little naked' in a Lyft.
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Dec 20, 2024 |
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Sex workers in Zimbabwe use baby socks during condom shortage. Ten Commandments tablet is up for auction.
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Dec 19, 2024 |
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Hunter dies when a bear falls from a tree and lands on him. Police officer shoots himself to impress his girlfriend.
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Dec 18, 2024 |
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Don't eat the brown snow, one city warns residents. Russia sends elite super goats to N. Korea.
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Dec 17, 2024 |
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Cop dresses as a "Sex Wrestler" to catch a pervert. Demon stripper stabs the DJ, nearly killing him.
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Dec 16, 2024 |
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Did you buy crack from the Florida police in the 90's? Floridaman slaps his girlfriend in the face with a cheeseburger.
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Dec 13, 2024 |
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More Texas Vs. Sex Toys on the way. Whale swims 8,106 miles for some booty.
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Dec 12, 2024 |
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Police find garden gnome made entirely of MDMA. Italian nun arrested for working with the mafia.
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Dec 11, 2024 |
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Offensive term "offender" replaced with "justice impacted individual". AI Jesus is taking confessionals.
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Dec 10, 2024 |
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Pet crocodile dies after thrown into snow during an argument about anime. Barbarians took drugs with a spoon before battle.
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Dec 09, 2024 |
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Naked Floridaman with pot and sex toys in a school on Thanksgiving. Floridaman shoots neighbor over loud music.
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Dec 06, 2024 |
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Spanking women with a cow horn is part of a German holiday festival. Singer of YMCA song denies it's a gay anthem.
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Dec 05, 2024 |
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Sex workers in Belgium get benefits and a pension. Orcas are wearing dead salmon as hats but why?
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Dec 04, 2024 |
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Meth-soaked cow onesie on a flight leads to arrest of a smuggler. Mother arrested after child walks a mile from home.
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Dec 03, 2024 |
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Cocaine and chickens shut down a Wisconsin bar. Man sends sexy livestreamer $500k to call him "bro".
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Dec 02, 2024 |
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Floridaman knocks out roommate with a chair in dispute over feeding cats. Florida mom McShoots Florida daughter.
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Nov 30, 2024 |
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Drug dealers market "Woke Coke" as ethically sourced. Man discovers his wife is actually a cross-dressing man.
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Nov 27, 2024 |
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Mad scientists create the world's thinnest spaghetti but not to eat. Italian village offers $1 homes to sad Americans.
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Nov 26, 2024 |
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Idiot buys banana duct taped to a wall for $6million to eat it. Smuggler arrested with over 300 tarantulas taped to his belly.
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Nov 25, 2024 |
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Floridaman squirts mystery liquid on girls' butts at Ross Dress For Less. Man arrested for assaulting wife with spaghetti
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Nov 22, 2024 |
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Woman kidnaps boy, then abandons him after discovering his religion. Fisherman in Norway catches a US submarine.
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Nov 22, 2024 |
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Tourists fighting as gladiators in the Colosseum angers Romans. AI chatbot has a message for the humans, "Please die".
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Nov 21, 2024 |
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Family strangles brother with a rope for bringing home chicken. Cigarette smuggler crosses a river disguised as a water plant.
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Nov 19, 2024 |
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Men attack luxury cars in a bear costume for fake insurance scam. Australians asked to track their farts for science.
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Nov 18, 2024 |
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Human head found on a popular Florida beach. Floridaman stabs brother in neck for talking over his food.
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Nov 15, 2024 |
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Ban on women marrying after 25 and other weird Japan proposals. Police officer suspended after throwing away victim's skull.
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Nov 14, 2024 |
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Man declares himself Jesus and then beats up seven monks. Rage room bookings increase following Trump victory.
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Nov 13, 2024 |
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Wicked dolls mistakenly list adult film website on the box. Pope Francis keeps tweeting about the Saints NFL team accidentally.
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Nov 12, 2024 |
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North Korean troops get internet and can't stop touching themselves. 43 monkeys escaped a lab and I know where this leads.
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Nov 11, 2024 |
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Floridaman wanted sex on the beach, instead attacked with a hatchet. Floridaman arrested for punching a police horse.
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Nov 08, 2024 |
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Hackers demand French company pay ransom of $125k in baguettes. New home owner finds skeleton of old homeowner dead 15 years.
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Nov 07, 2024 |
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Naked drunk tourist covered in poo falls from balcony in Thailand. Ambulance runs over cyclist then bills him for services.
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Nov 06, 2024 |
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Famous squirrel seized and killed by local government. Oregon has sexy bats that win beauty contents regularly.
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Nov 05, 2024 |
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Cannabis joints given out during Halloween trick or treat. Thousands attend a fake invented Halloween parade.
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Nov 04, 2024 |
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Floridaman church burglar searched 'Where do church keep money'. Teen wields machete at elderly Democrats at polls.
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Nov 01, 2024 |
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Fire chief apologizes after Halloween party with KKK costumes. Hindu priest claimed could fly, dies falling off a mountain.
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Oct 31, 2024 |
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Women in China get calls from government asking if they pregnant. Vatican has a new anime girl mascot.
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Oct 30, 2024 |
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Snoop Dogg has a cannabis referee so you don't get too high. Farmer hog-ties two trespassers and drives them to police.
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Oct 29, 2024 |
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Pizzeria serves marijuana laced pies by mistake. Thieves steal 22 tons of cheese and that's no gouda!
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Oct 28, 2024 |
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Floridaman pulls a machete on son for forgetting his birthday. Man tried to cut off and eat a guy's toes for concert tickets.
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Oct 25, 2024 |
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Oral sex leads to throat cancer. French Bulldog dies on a plane because owner is a dummy.
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Oct 24, 2024 |
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Man born with three penises in rare medical miracle. Police bust pizzeria with cocaine on the menu.
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Oct 22, 2024 |
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Floridaman in a bull onesie tried to burn down ex's home with pasta sauce. Lady escapes rehab, steals car, runs a man over twice.
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Oct 18, 2024 |
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Restaurant sorry for serving Nazi soldier actors. Court rules calling a man bald is sexual harassment
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Oct 17, 2024 |
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Crowd treated for nausea after opera with live sex and piercing. Cop calls cops after Burger King screws up order.
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Oct 16, 2024 |
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Woman smuggles turtles into Canada in a kayak. Majority of American houses are haunted according to survey.
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Oct 15, 2024 |
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Robot vacuums yell racial slurs at families after being hacked. Breakdancers risk getting Headspin Hole says doctors.
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Oct 14, 2024 |
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Floridaman with no legs refused to leave boat during hurricane. Meteorologists receive death threats over weather.
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Oct 11, 2024 |
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The bag that read, Definitely Not a Bag of Drugs, contained drugs. Spirit Halloween opening Spirit Christmas stores.
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Oct 10, 2024 |
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Burglar broke into a home and did household chores for the victim. Earth has a new mini moon friend.
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Oct 09, 2024 |
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Angry wife ate dead husband's ashes. Stolen sausages lead to a nursing home stabbing.
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Oct 08, 2024 |
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Need an AI Wingman for your gay dating app? Man steals ambulance to drive to court for stolen car charges.
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Oct 07, 2024 |
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Florida woman bites genitals of police officer following crash. Florida date ends when she throws steak knives.
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Oct 04, 2024 |
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Fat Bear Week delayed after fat bear contestant kills rival bear. Held hostage? IRS wants those late fees paid while captured.
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Oct 03, 2024 |
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Super Sheep cloner gets prison time for playing God. The infamous "Piss Bandit" is now a documentary.
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Oct 02, 2024 |
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Get more cash for your sperm, there's a shortage in UK. Slapping heads for sport causes concussions.
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Oct 01, 2024 |
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Man amputates own penis with an axe after consuming mushrooms. Saudi's welcome LGBTQ+ for World Cup despite death penalties.
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Sep 30, 2024 |
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Floridaman shot over jukebox song dispute. Floridaman nearly died getting lap dance from his housekeeper.
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Sep 27, 2024 |
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Landlord bulldozed a house with tenant still inside. Cocaine Bananas have arrived and they're delicious.
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Sep 26, 2024 |
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Fake Brad Pitt promises lonely women romance for their money. Animal parts falling from the sky?
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Sep 25, 2024 |
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Costco apartments are coming to Los Angeles. Arrests made after woman uses the suicide pod in Switzerland.
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Sep 24, 2024 |
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Chinese zoo admits the pandas are painted dogs. Man died after stabbing himself trying to separate frozen burgers.
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Sep 23, 2024 |
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Florida man arrested for keeping 2 alligators in his pool. "Philadelphia Flasher" arrested for flashing his stuff in Florida.
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Sep 20, 2024 |
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Russia suggests making babies on your lunch break. Piano teacher tried to sever a penis after sex refusals.
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Sep 19, 2024 |
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8 year old girl stole car, drove to Target to shop. Nashville man missing half his head spotted walking around.
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Sep 18, 2024 |
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Mammals can breathe through their butts, scientists find. Carnival Cruise smashed into an iceberg.
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Sep 17, 2024 |
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Lady divorces an airplane after 10 years. Military called in to protect doctors from patient attacks.
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Sep 16, 2024 |
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Floridaman shot a crack bear to save his puppy. Florida doc mistakenly removes patient liver instead of spleen.
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Sep 13, 2024 |
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Man gets sexy with a cucumber on a lady's car. Jon Bon Jovi talks a suicidal woman off a bridge.
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Sep 12, 2024 |
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Man puts 2-foot eel in his bum and it doesn't go well. Navy officer brought internet on ship to check her social media.
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Sep 11, 2024 |
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Peru confiscates hundreds of horny frogs. China warns: watch out for sexy people turning you into spy.
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Sep 10, 2024 |
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Woman lights fires to flirt with firefighters. Drunk lady stole a coffin with a body inside.
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Sep 09, 2024 |
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Machete-wielding Floridaman! (Clothing Optional)
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Sep 06, 2024 |
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Lonely dolphin keeps hitting on Japanese swimmers. AI classrooms without teachers open in London.
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Sep 05, 2024 |
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Witch doctor arrested for not resurrecting a dead person. 1 in 3 vegetarians eat meat when drunk.
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Sep 04, 2024 |
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Husband spikes wife's Coke with cocaine hoping to marry her daughter. Employee found dead at her desk after 4 days.
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Sep 03, 2024 |
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Florida lady has lesbian threesome in public pool in front of kids. Man wields machete and demands people buy his meth.
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Aug 30, 2024 |
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Worker left for dead during wilderness office retreat. Fighting sexual urges? Try badminton, kids.
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Aug 29, 2024 |
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Woman is allergic to her own period. Fake police officer fools the police force for years.
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Aug 28, 2024 |
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Doctor let teenage daughter drill hole in patient's skull. Rock band fakes farewell tour to see tickets.
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Aug 27, 2024 |
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Chick-fil-A launches Chicken TV. World's oldest man says the secret is fried food and luck.
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Aug 26, 2024 |
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Florida doctor ignores screaming patients. Bloody Floridaman refuses to leave a plane.
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Aug 23, 2024 |
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Dead woman still has to pay rent. Football team will wear QR codes for in-game tipping.
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Aug 22, 2024 |
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Horse is elected mayor of a US town. Woman performed lewd act with a trout.
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Aug 21, 2024 |
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So sorry we lost your skull, sir! Flights canceled over dangerous missing scissors.
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Aug 20, 2024 |
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Woman runs over boyfriend with car on their way to couples therapy. Man shot his father over smelly feet.
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Aug 19, 2024 |
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Floridaman drives truck through strip club for kicking him out. Man stabs roommate over gas prices.
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Aug 16, 2024 |
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Circumcised without consent leads to apology. Taliban welcome hostages - I mean "Tourists".
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Aug 15, 2024 |
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Lice in passenger's hair leads to emergency landing. Breastfeeding humans try to get an orangutan to do same.
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Aug 14, 2024 |
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Lady steals $1.5 million worth of chicken wings from school. Stop giving the monks energy drinks, please.
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Aug 13, 2024 |
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Glitterbombing Mars will make it better to dance on. Man steals women's undies cuz he hates his wife's undies.
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Aug 12, 2024 |
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Hurricane blows cocaine onto Florida beach. Lady blames strong winds for failed sobriety test.
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Aug 09, 2024 |
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Chess player poisons her rival pre-match. Mayor asks to please not poop on their pretty beach.
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Aug 08, 2024 |
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Airline now allows women to purchase seats away from the creepy men. Man arrested for assaulting a Prius.
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Aug 07, 2024 |
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Black clothing banned in classrooms but the 10 Commandments are on the wall for all to see.
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Aug 06, 2024 |
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Pole vaulter’s huge package costs him Olympic medal. Baby Karen's are nearly extinct.
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Aug 05, 2024 |
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Woman caught with drugs in bag labeled ‘Bag of Drugs’. Floridaman lassos an alligator for killing the turtles.
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Aug 02, 2024 |
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Unseasoned chicken led to brawl with bug spray, fists and knives. Man stabs another man over chicken or egg debate.
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Aug 01, 2024 |
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Corpse shortage at medical schools. Disney cancels offensive bear named Liver Lips McGrowl.
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Jul 31, 2024 |
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Champagne sales down because people aren't cheery. Docs remove giant gourd from farmer's rectum.
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Jul 30, 2024 |
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Stripper, emotional support monkey and a football coach. Supreme Court rules that boneless wings can have bones.
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Jul 29, 2024 |
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Florida police order no selfies with the depressed black bear. Floridaman resists arrest while being arrested for resisting arrest.
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Jul 26, 2024 |
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Tourist burns feet off in Death Valley. Japan restaurants charge tourists more than locals.
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Jul 25, 2024 |
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Resurrect dead loved one's with AI avatars. Astronauts will drink their own pee on the moon.
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Jul 24, 2024 |
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Cocaine Sharks invade Brazil. Father decapitates seagull in front of family.
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Jul 23, 2024 |
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Plants with offensive names will be renamed. Japan Olympic gymnast sent home for smoking.
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Jul 22, 2024 |
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Florida stripper sues to remain a stripper. Florida woman bites flight attendant on United Airlines.
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Jul 19, 2024 |
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This illegal Trader Joe's spice will get you arrested. Melting ice caps are gonna give us a longer weekend.
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Jul 18, 2024 |
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Young people are getting groped a lot in Japan. World's largest water balloon fight.
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Jul 17, 2024 |
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Too much cocaine is hurting Columbia. Elon offers his sperm for the first Mars colony.
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Jul 16, 2024 |
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Taco Bell opens a retirement community. Mexico cancels the Greek God Poseidon.
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Jul 15, 2024 |
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Two Florida women, one sandwich. Floridaman shoots himself in groin in front of girlfriend while trying to shoot her ex.
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Jul 12, 2024 |
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Man broke into pet store to release the animals. Man caught smuggling 100 snakes in his pants.
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Jul 11, 2024 |
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Porn Passports coming this summer. German city renames itself after Taylor Swift.
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Jul 10, 2024 |
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Offensive Happy Meal will be called just "The Meal". Ammo vending machines in grocery stores.
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Jul 09, 2024 |
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Teacher livestreams up her skirt during class. Government will ban politicians from lying.
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Jul 08, 2024 |
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Florida crack bears are fair game. Floridaman on a tricycle fights man with machete over lights.
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Jul 05, 2024 |
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College has a student height requirement. Rapper's lyrics must be approved by US government.
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Jul 03, 2024 |
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Man squirts his urine at ladies as an ice breaker. The Big Nude Boat is a nude cruise launching soon.
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Jul 02, 2024 |
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Government robot worker commits suicide. Minister arrested for performing black magic on a President.
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Jul 01, 2024 |
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Man flies to Florida to attack gamer with a hammer. Floridaman shoots at Walmart delivery drone.
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Jun 28, 2024 |
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Church sells plots of land in Heaven. Golf course rents out llamas as caddies.
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Jun 27, 2024 |
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Beastiality Bus pulled over in PA. You can't sell human poo without FDA approval.
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Jun 26, 2024 |
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Poop protest in the Paris river postponed. Flat Earthers get a new reality show.
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Jun 25, 2024 |
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Man had sex with a train seat. Hong Kong demands citizens smile more to attract more tourists.
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Jun 24, 2024 |
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Florida lady shot roommate for being messy. Playground stolen from Florida school for Autistic children.
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Jun 21, 2024 |
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Man's genitals removed by enemy while asleep. Anti-Woke water is a hit for conservatives.
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Jun 20, 2024 |
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New SexBots powered AI to hit shelves. Come back to the office and get your own desk!
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Jun 19, 2024 |
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Police conduct mock shooting for students who now need therapy. Elephants know each others' names cuz they smart.
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Jun 18, 2024 |
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Crocodile ate their dogs, so they ate him. Hire a driver that can also shoot your enemies.
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Jun 17, 2024 |
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Floridaman sneezes and his colon falls out at the diner. Man thinks all of Florida is a nude beach.
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Jun 14, 2024 |
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Man broke into home to perform exorcism on former co-worker. Hospital puts "famous" singer in a straight-jacket.
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Jun 13, 2024 |
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Denmark recalls Korean ramen for being too spicy. German town votes to have all pigeons killed.
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Jun 12, 2024 |
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Jesus had an erection when he dies, says priest. Flying venomous spiders heading to the Northeast.
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Jun 11, 2024 |
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Books about farts and butts are back in Texas libraries. Lady suffers from Sleep Shopping disorder.
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Jun 10, 2024 |
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Florida woman called police on herself during a carjacking. Floridaman caught pushing stolen Coke machine down street.
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Jun 07, 2024 |
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Porn takes over Amazon tribe after they finally get internet. Scientists wanna know what time it is on the moon.
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Jun 06, 2024 |
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Straight men get free beer at bar's Heterosexual Awareness event. Flavor Flav orders entire Red Lobster menu in effort to save company.
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Jun 05, 2024 |
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You will soon be able to grow new teeth. Your orange juice is about to have zero oranges.
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Jun 04, 2024 |
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Town bans sex dolls and genital costumes for parties. Teacher holds mock slave auction in class.
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Jun 03, 2024 |
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Shirtless Floridaman robbing Wendy's with finger guns blazin. Florida couple makes 4pm love on the pier.
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May 31, 2024 |
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Cash for vasectomy reversals to help declining birth rates. Violent street performer disputes in Mexico.
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May 30, 2024 |
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Poop balloons sent from North Korea to annoy neighbor. Ramen lovers eat their noodles as restaurant goes up in flames around them.
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May 29, 2024 |
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Mexican cartels take over the tortillas. Family gets brain worms from uncooked bear meat.
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May 28, 2024 |
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Florida Priest bites woman at Mass. Floridaman offered to pay officer with hamburger for oral pleasures.
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May 24, 2024 |
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Dogs now have their own luxury airline. Queer animal documentary featuring bisexual lions.
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May 23, 2024 |
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Crime to wear a mask in public? Ten Commandments in the classroom? Bears don't mind Black Sabbath.
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May 22, 2024 |
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Every human testicle contains microplastics, study shows. Swiss court bans the Bimbo for being racist.
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May 21, 2024 |
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Man has sexual relations with a pink Tesla for three hours. Taiwan parliament member runs away with bill to prevent passing.
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May 20, 2024 |
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Florida raises stripper age to 21 to fight trafficking? Miami police showcase first Rolls Royce police car.
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May 17, 2024 |
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Pope will discuss aliens and what the church will do about them. 106 year old man is the oldest skydiver ever.
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May 16, 2024 |
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Judge rules tacos and burritos are sandwiches. Police Arrest Yakuza Leader For Stealing 25 Pokemon Trading Cards.
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May 15, 2024 |
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Flavor Flav is a hype man for the US women’s water polo team. YouTuber runs over pedestrian while streaming under the influence.
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May 14, 2024 |
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Lady lived inside supermarket roof sign for entire year. Man assaults police with a block of cheese.
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May 13, 2024 |
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Floridaman bites off piece of cop’s head at a music festival. Man stopped at Miami airport with snakes in his pants.
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May 10, 2024 |
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Zoo painted puppies to look like pandas. AI Priest defrocked after it Ok's baptizing a baby in Gatorade.
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May 09, 2024 |
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Darts player refuses to play against trans darts player. Bear eats the ducklings at a kids party.
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May 08, 2024 |
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Emotional support alligator kidnapped. NASA asked to help find the Loch Ness Monster.
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May 07, 2024 |
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Floridaman throws pasta during road rage incident. Floridaman 'Pee Wee’ caught exposing himself at 3 stores.
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May 04, 2024 |
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Meth induced Bigfoot sacrifice leads to murder of fishing buddy. Gold spewing volcano make you rich.
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Apr 30, 2024 |
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Pet cat shipped 700 miles in Amazon return package. The Mona Lisa may be sent to the basement.
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Apr 30, 2024 |
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Floridaman employee shoots own father thru drive-thru. Floridaman drinks a cold one during arrest.
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Apr 26, 2024 |
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Male hippo discovered to be female after 7 years at a zoo. Orgasm noise study shows it's quiet.
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Apr 25, 2024 |
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Milan to ban ice cream and pizza after midnight. Lady says stolen jeep was a tip from a customer.
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Apr 24, 2024 |
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Snakebite victims asked to not bring the snake to the hospital. Man's body produces alcohol?
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Apr 23, 2024 |
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Woman took a corpse into a bank and tried to get a loan. Mascot name Ozempig upsets some people.
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Apr 22, 2024 |
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Floridaman has sword ritual with kidnapped lady. Florida fire fighter whips out his hose in a 7-11.
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Apr 19, 2024 |
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Workers hired thugs to beat up boss for long hours. Polish priest held drug field orgies and then...
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Apr 18, 2024 |
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Man arrested for having sex with a car for three years. Tennessee okays teachers with guns in class.
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Apr 18, 2024 |
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Goofy falls on top of woman, who sues Disney. Nuns eat potato chips and now the church is angry,
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Apr 16, 2024 |
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Man kills himself with his own poisonous pet snakes. Dead lady requested Grim Reaper at funeral.
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Apr 15, 2024 |
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Florida woman claims God told her to shoot up a highway during eclipse. Drunk driving on 3 wheels?
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Apr 12, 2024 |
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Testicles were shown on the news instead of solar eclipse. Employee hangs his own art in museum.
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Apr 11, 2024 |
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Drug made from human bones is very addicting. Nine year old misses bus, steals mom's car for school.
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Apr 10, 2024 |
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Chechnya bans music that's too slow but also too fast. Earthquake strikes while man gets vasectomy.
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Apr 09, 2024 |
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Town asks mayor to stop the solar eclipse. Italian island offers free goats if you catch them.
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Apr 08, 2024 |
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Floridaman assaults store manager with Bible on Easter. Couple arrested for sex in front of Popeye's
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Apr 05, 2024 |
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Man fires his gun downtown to celebrate his divorce. Africa threatens to deliver 20,000 elephants .
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Apr 04, 2024 |
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Firefighter impersonator with garden hose arrested. Arizona claims Pluto as official planet.
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Apr 02, 2024 |
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Super Gonorrhea surging in China. Filipinos still nailing themselves to crosses, church hates it.
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Apr 01, 2024 |
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Florida lady says it's not robbery, it's a "game called 21". Gallons of wine okay but no lab meat!
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Mar 29, 2024 |
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Help us find the biggest weiner in baseball. Man dies after friend pumps air into his rectum.
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Mar 28, 2024 |
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Strippers' Bill of Rights signed in Washington. Man believed his mom a vampire and staked her.
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Mar 27, 2024 |
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Titanic door that murdered Jack sold for $700k. Tennessee senate passes bill banning chemtrails?
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Mar 26, 2024 |
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Man stole and ate the leg of someone killed by a train. Buying lady poop online isn't easy.
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Mar 26, 2024 |
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Naked Florida woman sets fire to church and police cars. Child brought gun to daycare in lunchbox.
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Mar 22, 2024 |
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Boys ages 11, 12, and 16 rob a bank in Texas. Bakery can't sell alcohol near the pyramid winery.
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Mar 21, 2024 |
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Man offered college girls $100 to kick in the groin. Student persuaded to cut off both his feet.
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Mar 20, 2024 |
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Lady with two vaginas and a boyfriend for each. Cat fell into a cat of toxic chemicals.
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Mar 19, 2024 |
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Lady impersonates FBI agent to shut down Waffle House. Elderly couple escaped living facility.
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Mar 18, 2024 |
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Fake Florida doctor does a "killer" buttlift. Mom tried to sell her daughter in a bank parking lot.
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Mar 15, 2024 |
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Man creates giant mutant hybrid sheep illegally. Dead man's roommates drive his body to his bank.
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Mar 14, 2024 |
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Simulated period pain for male office workers in Japan. Fake lawyer at Burger King scam.
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Mar 13, 2024 |
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Rats are eating the marijuana at NOLA police station. Men planned to have python eat young girl.
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Mar 12, 2024 |
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Saudi Arabia's humanoid robot "gropes" news anchor. Library will accept cat pics instead of fees.
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Mar 11, 2024 |
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Floridaman says his bomb threat was "flirting". Man holds lady for ransom after learning she's Trans
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Mar 08, 2024 |
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Teacher shot student during exams. Russia and China plan a nuclear power plant on the Moon.
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Mar 07, 2024 |
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Scorpion stung a man's groin in Vegas hotel. US military man shared classified info on dating site.
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Mar 06, 2024 |
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Balls Out Bowling where nudity is required. Nasal spray addiction crisis in Norway.
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Mar 05, 2024 |
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Toe-licking fundraiser event at a school. Man pulls knife on comedy club staff after denied stage.
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Mar 04, 2024 |
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Floridaman claims is Jesus while pooping in a Target. Floridaman hates free stuff and will attack.
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Mar 01, 2024 |
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Teacher brings swords to class for kids to battle. Willy Wonka event left kids in tears.
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Feb 29, 2024 |
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Mom can't stop throwing Christmas trees. Japan will launch first wooden satellite.
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Feb 28, 2024 |
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Singer dosed bandmate with estrogen to steal his girlfriend. Woman will be first to marry a hologram
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Feb 27, 2024 |
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Corpse left in a hearse for two years. Man tried to buy a Porsche with $78 million check.
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Feb 26, 2024 |
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Florida woman gives mom a hot grits slap. Measles outbreak at a Florida school but it's fine!
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Feb 23, 2024 |
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Priest arrested for selling Viagra. Japan will allow women at the Naked Man Festival.
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Feb 22, 2024 |
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Your coffee has poop in it. Human leg found on the NYC subway tracks.
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Feb 21, 2024 |
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Man wearing kilt puts antiques up his rectum. Alabama court decides a frozen embryo is a child.
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Feb 20, 2024 |
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Bedsheet gloryhole trickery gets man jail time. Gang of elderly bank robbers with incontinence.
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Feb 19, 2024 |
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Floridaman carjacks his grandma. Floridaman stole statues to gift his ex on Valentine's Day.
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Feb 16, 2024 |
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Maggots fall on passengers' heads during flight. Stingray is pregnant but who's the daddy?
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Feb 15, 2024 |
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Pastor sold meth out of his Methodist church. Women are all about those AI boyfriends.
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Feb 14, 2024 |
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Tv show features girl turned into a chicken nugget. Crowd attacks a Robotaxi.
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Feb 13, 2024 |
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Mutant cancer resistant wolves in Chernobyl. Airline will weigh passengers ahead of takeoff.
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Feb 13, 2024 |
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Floridaman believes in right to shoot crack bears. Florida patient jiggled genitals for a crowd.
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Feb 09, 2024 |
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Climbers must carry own poop down from Mt. Everest. Radio station had their 200 ft tower stolen.
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Feb 08, 2024 |
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"Free Cocaine" samples lead to dealer arrest. Man paints squirrels to find which make the dog bark.
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Feb 07, 2024 |
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Dairy Queen meth ring dubbed "Operation Blizzard" bust. Samurai sword swinging man invades Walmart.
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Feb 06, 2024 |
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Man shoots at "Ninja like" people for hours. Large inert nuclear missile found in man's garage.
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Feb 05, 2024 |
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Florida mom's OnlyFans ad on her car featured at kids school. Florida wife does Florida things.
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Feb 03, 2024 |
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Adult diaper spa offer therapy in your diaper. Sky Poop leaves locals baffled.
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Feb 02, 2024 |
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Elmo learns that humanity is very depressed right now. Mother pours hot water on her horny son.
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Jan 31, 2024 |
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After Super Viagra orgy, man exposed himself at Hungry Jack's. Dead man wakes after pothole hit.
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Jan 30, 2024 |
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Pepperoni vandals strike Jersey home. Health officials warn do not eat fried toothpicks.
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Jan 29, 2024 |
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Floridaman anger management therapist murders people. Man tried to sleep with all flight attendants.
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Jan 26, 2024 |
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Amish horse and buggy stolen from Walmart parking lot. Senators propose bringing back duels.
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Jan 25, 2024 |
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Ukrainian woman wins Miss Japan. Metal band apologizes for throwing severed pig's head at a show.
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Jan 24, 2024 |
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Man stabs neighbor over loud snoring. New bill would ban sexy selfies unless you're married.
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Jan 23, 2024 |
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Bigfoot sightings are Black Bears, study shows. Marathon runner disqualified for chain smoking.
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Jan 22, 2024 |
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Florida woman tried to use dog pee for drug sample. Man touches himself while stabbing a stranger.
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Jan 19, 2024 |
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Oldest dog ever has title suspended. Passenger trapped in bathroom for entire flight.
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Jan 18, 2024 |
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Kentucky is very cool with incest. Shaman agrees to stop casting genital spells.
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Jan 17, 2024 |
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Man accuses neighbors of being pirates. Funny highway signs will be banned across US.
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Jan 16, 2024 |
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Mexican cartel goes into WiFi business. Man dressed as his girlfriend to take her university test.
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Jan 15, 2024 |
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Florida inmate claims got pregnant thru air conditioning. Man shoots leaf blower for blowing.
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Jan 13, 2024 |
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Kentucky invites space aliens to come for a visit. Navajo Nation is against human remains on Moon.
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Jan 11, 2024 |
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Sex worker offers military discount for services. Woman granted sperm of her dead husband.
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Jan 10, 2024 |
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She poisoned husband's soup cuz soap opera star told her to. Want glacier ice in your pina colada?
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Jan 09, 2024 |
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Man killed by falling cow while urinating. Naked Bamaman jumps into Bass Pro Shop aquarium.
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Jan 08, 2024 |
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Floridaman, his limp package and a dildo assault. Lady hides hot bullets in her hot lady pocket.
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Jan 05, 2024 |
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Best of Weird AF News 2023 - Part 2
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Jan 03, 2024 |
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Best of Weird AF News 2023 - Part 1
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Jan 02, 2024 |
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Florida lady beats boyfriend with Christmas tree. Floridaman in a dress makes pleasure on a porch.
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Dec 29, 2023 |
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You can keep on pooping, says the mayor. More strollers sold for pets than for infants in 2023.
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Dec 28, 2023 |
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Bathtub pooping incident by Chinese Chess champion. Spirit Air sends a boy to the wrong city.
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Dec 27, 2023 |
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North Korea wants to be vacation destination. Nativity scene with two Mary's sparks controversy.
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Dec 26, 2023 |
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Floridaman claims is Captain America and has guns. Man assaults WaWa employee with spicy chicken.
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Dec 22, 2023 |
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Surge in unprotected holiday sex warning. Beware of fake clergymen selling air conditioners.
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Dec 21, 2023 |
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Christmas is a time for penis fractures. Humans fuel global warming just by breathing, says study.
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Dec 20, 2023 |
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Baby Jesus kidnapped by TikTokers. Teacher gave homework assignment to plan a terror attack.
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Dec 19, 2023 |
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After School Satan Club at an elementary school? Resurrect your dead loved one with AI avatar.
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Dec 18, 2023 |
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Florida tourist man molested a manatee statue. Floridaman shot up a Christmas parade.
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Dec 15, 2023 |
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Family doesn't notice owl in their Xmas tree for days. Cruise line bans couple for balcony fishing.
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Dec 14, 2023 |
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Owning a dog makes your brain strong, study shows. Thieves argue lesser sentence cuz items on sale.
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Dec 13, 2023 |
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Teacher gave pre schoolers "sleepy time" stickers. Man claims he wasn't groping, he was robbing!
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Dec 12, 2023 |
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Passenger smuggles 2 otters and a prairie dog on flight. Krispy Kreme donuts invades France.
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Dec 11, 2023 |
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Florida woman lit her Tinder date on fire. Florida couple stole a house then put Christmas lights.
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Dec 08, 2023 |
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Lady shot in butt by her own gun during MRI. Official of Paraguay signs agreement with fake country.
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Dec 07, 2023 |
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Woman sentenced to work as fast food employee. Lady caught stealing during Shop with a Cop event.
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Dec 06, 2023 |
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Lady killed during Slap Therapy session. Japan police arrest taxi driver for killing a pigeon.
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Dec 05, 2023 |
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Florida gf stabs bf in eye for looking at other women. Man claims meth found in undies isn't his.
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Dec 02, 2023 |
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Man touches himself at a Kum and Go. Wife punched husband to death for not taking her to Dubai.
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Dec 01, 2023 |
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Serial Pringles can pooper caught. Russian prisoners forced to listen to Bon Jovi and Moby.
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Nov 29, 2023 |
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Dog farmers threaten to release 2 million dogs. Space flight causes erectile dysfunction.
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Nov 28, 2023 |
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McDonald's bans teenagers after 6pm. Men break into closed jail, lock themselves in a cell, call 911
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Nov 27, 2023 |
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Floridaman gets naughty on neighbor's porches. Floridaman assaults his wife with Oreo cookies.
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Nov 24, 2023 |
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Daryl Hall gets restraining order against John Oates. Hospitals remove crucifixes after attacks.
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Nov 22, 2023 |
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Drunken Taco Bell Holiday orgy anyone? Brown Friday is the a plumber's Thanksgiving nightmare.
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Nov 22, 2023 |
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Helicopters create crocodile orgies? Hospital released the wrong dead bodies to families.
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Nov 20, 2023 |
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Floridaman poops on a dead possum in public. Woman shoots her sugardaddy in front of his girlfriend.
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Nov 17, 2023 |
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Christian Furries judged for being Christian? Marathon runner banned for using a car in a race.
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Nov 16, 2023 |
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Horse gets loose on board a plane. Boy attends his own murder hearing to prove he's in fact alive.
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Nov 15, 2023 |
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Santa gets a DUI while driving kids on Santa's Train. Murderer released from prison for obesity.
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Nov 14, 2023 |
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Daycare workers ran children's fight club. CVS replaces toilet paper with pictures of toilet paper.
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Nov 13, 2023 |
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Disney has a "Poop Hallway". Floridaman takes a bath with his 5 alligators.
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Nov 10, 2023 |
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Hiker brings home deadly snake to show the kids. Catholic Church warning about fake priests.
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Nov 09, 2023 |
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Snake Pizza offered by the Hut. Robot worker kills another human and the robot wars begin!
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Nov 08, 2023 |
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People with tattoos commit more crimes, study says. Cocaine Hippos of Columbia are a problem.
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Nov 07, 2023 |
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Naked house cleaner is very trusting. man not allowed to wear Gimp suit and hump the street.
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Nov 06, 2023 |
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Florida police warn of the Booty Patrol. Buy a new roof, get free AR-15 and a free turkey.
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Nov 03, 2023 |
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Volcano owners not liable for visitor safety. Offensive bird names will be replaced by nice ones.
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Nov 02, 2023 |
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Lady identifies as a vampire. Teacher in trouble for yelling "Hail Satan!" in class.
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Nov 01, 2023 |
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Halloween candy should be eaten all at once , say dentists. 50 scariest places in all 50 states.
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Oct 31, 2023 |
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Restaurant will charge $50 child misbehave fee. Man lit himself on fire when the tea arrived late.
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Oct 30, 2023 |
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Floridaman demands all the Viagra or he'll shoot. Floridaman "Games" - Olympics for criminals.
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Oct 27, 2023 |
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Man tried to hire prostitute for his horse. Man attacks skateboarder who he thought was a fish.
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Oct 26, 2023 |
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Genital examinations of Dollar General employees? Celine Dion music battles torment a town in NZ.
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Oct 25, 2023 |
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Never pee in the beer even if it tastes like pee. Football coach shot at practice by angry parent.
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Oct 24, 2023 |
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Skeleton strippers are a Halloween controversy. Priest smashed pumpkins to rid the town of evil.
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Oct 23, 2023 |
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Florida woman stole mom's car and ran her over with it. Lady woke up to maintenance man in her bed.
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Oct 20, 2023 |
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Dead guy was mistaken for Halloween decoration. School hires an AI Robot teacher.
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Oct 19, 2023 |
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Bomb? Nope. Turns out it's an adult diaper. Man faked over 20 heart attacks for free meals.
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Oct 18, 2023 |
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Circumcised? Foreskin regeneration is here! Workers steal customer credit cards to bail out inmates.
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Oct 17, 2023 |
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Would you get married at a McDonald's? Family removes Halloween decoration to appease sick neighbor.
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Oct 16, 2023 |
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Floridaman stole a car at his job interview. Teacher shows 4th graders Winnie the Pooh horror film.
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Oct 13, 2023 |
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Making love to a cucumber on meth? Catch a UFO on your security camera and win $1 million.
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Oct 12, 2023 |
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Amish caught with cell phones during emergency alert. Cop in trouble for being an OnlyFans model.
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Oct 11, 2023 |
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Robot Super Wolves protect Japan against bears. Free "emergency" pizza from Domino's?
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Oct 10, 2023 |
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Lady smuggles giraffe poop into US to make jewelry. Puke penalty if you throw up your brunch.
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Oct 09, 2023 |
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Floridaman car jacked on first date. Floridaman busted for illegal erectile dysfunction pills.
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Oct 06, 2023 |
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China is taking back all their pandas. Police in Mexico arrest a Chucky doll for robbery.
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Oct 05, 2023 |
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Gay marriages may be blessed according to Pope. Texas family terrorized by a huge pig.
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Oct 04, 2023 |
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Emotional support alligator not allowed in stadium? Can you sell a jaguar in a Texas parking lot?
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Oct 03, 2023 |
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Man drives into police station while playing Guns N' Roses. Fat Bear Week may be in danger!
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Oct 02, 2023 |
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Floridaman bakes cocaine cookies and murders. Man burglarizes while pooping on a boat.
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Sep 29, 2023 |
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Erectile dysfunction cured with spider venom! Hospital props up dead woman to appear alive.
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Sep 28, 2023 |
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Airlines is sorry for searching female genitalia. Can you legally record a crazy person in Target?
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Sep 27, 2023 |
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Sheep's eat 600 pounds of cannabis. Tinder has a $500 month tier to avoid common folk.
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Sep 26, 2023 |
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AIDS sculpture looking like an Anus causes stir. Police warn that 20 naked guys are out there.
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Sep 25, 2023 |
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Floridaman invents the McTweeker breakfast sandwich. Lady stole alligator for birthday photo shoot.
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Sep 22, 2023 |
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People who identify as dogs gather to bark. Study shows eating cheese is good for your brain.
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Sep 21, 2023 |
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Can you name your baby Methamphetamine? Teacher fired for reading Anne Frank diary to class.
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Sep 20, 2023 |
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Anti Glasses influencer says just put essential oils in your eyes. Custody battle over a cat?
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Sep 19, 2023 |
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US military needs help finding missing stealth fighter jet. Police taze band director for playing.
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Sep 18, 2023 |
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Florida mom leaves child to swim with sharks. Floridaman pulls a gun on faster internet.
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Sep 15, 2023 |
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Alien corpses on display during Mexico Congress. Cursed haunted painting sold on EBay.
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Sep 14, 2023 |
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Man broke into a daycare and pretended to be a baby girl. Coke launches beverage created using AI.
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Sep 13, 2023 |
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Red wine floods an entire town in Portugal. World Lying Down Competition still going after weeks.
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Sep 12, 2023 |
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Synthetic Alcohol is coming and without the hangover. Teen dies after taking the One Chip Challenge.
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Sep 11, 2023 |
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Floridaman arrested while crossing the ocean in giant hamster wheel. Lady chokes fiance with feet.
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Sep 08, 2023 |
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Sexting nun tells the Vatican where to go. Diarrhea on the plane! Diarrhea on the plane!
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Sep 07, 2023 |
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Professor with a clown fetish had students paint faces. Radioactive wild pigs wreaking havoc.
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Sep 06, 2023 |
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Rat Tours are popular with New York City tourists. Two arrested for breaking the Great Wall of China
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Sep 05, 2023 |
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Florida women clog toilet, then battle fast-food employees. Floridaman claims to be the Joker...
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Sep 01, 2023 |
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Airlines offers "Adult Only" zones - no babies allowed. Fake surgeon and penis enlargement botch.
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Aug 31, 2023 |
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"Beer Goggles" is a myth according to science. Burger King sued for Whopper not being Whopper-like.
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Aug 30, 2023 |
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Dog buys an apartment, realtor gets arrested. Woman has 3 inch worm pulled from her confused brain.
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Aug 29, 2023 |
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Teacher arrested in classroom with cup full of wine. Watermelons are exploding and here's why.
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Aug 28, 2023 |
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Floridaman is "The reason the beer's always gone". Woman poisons her date with cockroach spray.
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Aug 25, 2023 |
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Astrologer arrested for telling thieves best TIME to rob. Playground slides and bear mace don't mix.
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Aug 24, 2023 |
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Man arrested for stealing neighbor's front porch. Man used dead brother's identity for 50 years.
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Aug 23, 2023 |
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Study Uranus and help out NASA. Russia's first moon mission in decades results in a crash.
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Aug 22, 2023 |
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Passengers having sex in driverless Robo-taxis. Please don't pose naked with the sunflowers.
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Aug 21, 2023 |
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Florida criminal pours Mountain Dew on herself to "hide DNA" evidence. Woman had stripper dreams.
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Aug 18, 2023 |
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No more gay watches in Malaysia. Drunk Americans trapped overnight in the Eiffel Tower.
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Aug 17, 2023 |
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Gay Pop Tarts are a threat to the kids? Dying wife asks husband if she can sleep with her ex.
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Aug 16, 2023 |
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Sex in space is possible but should you? Train company uses aromatherapy to soothe angry passengers.
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Aug 15, 2023 |
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Store evacuated by painful erection causing spider. Russia considering chemical castrations.
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Aug 14, 2023 |
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Florida - where you go fishing and catch cocaine! Schools remove Shakespeare for sexual content.
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Aug 11, 2023 |
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Order the Hitler Fries and Anne Frank Burger. Save some money and share a bed with a stranger.
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Aug 10, 2023 |
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Lady attacked by a snake and a hawk at the same time. Man broke into homes to rub lady feets.
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Aug 09, 2023 |
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Trans woman wants her testicles back from ex. Nut allergy passenger bought all the nuts on flight.
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Aug 08, 2023 |
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Pet all the dogs! Doctors say so! Man stabs another through the head with an American flag.
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Aug 07, 2023 |
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Florida is Leprosy capital of US. Manager of Florida Chipotle is sleeping with all the husbands.
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Aug 04, 2023 |
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It's National Grab Your Nuts Day! Bury yourself in a hot pink Barbie themed coffin.
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Aug 03, 2023 |
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Science discovered the perfect swear word. Hire a celebrity to quit your job for you.
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Aug 02, 2023 |
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Zoo denies their bears are not humans wearing costumes. FatCon is coming to Philadelphia.
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Aug 01, 2023 |
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Man spent $14k to become a dog. Scientists bring back to life a worm frozen for 46,000 years.
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Jul 31, 2023 |
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Cocaine Sharks in Florida! Woman shot her husband's genitals over air conditioning.
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Jul 28, 2023 |
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Americans are not having sex and here's why. Airline served passengers Kentucky Fried Chicken.
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Jul 27, 2023 |
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Largest breast donation in world history. Lady divorced her Victorian soldier ghost over his obsession with Marilyn Monroe.
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Jul 26, 2023 |
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Adults work as "full time children" in China. Couple threatens to stage a hunger strike over pickleball noises.
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Jul 25, 2023 |
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Florida schools will teach slavery was awesome for slaves. Floridaman hides ammo behind his balls.
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Jul 21, 2023 |
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You can't get your Butt Drugs any more. Man decorated home with human body parts.
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Jul 20, 2023 |
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Police will not longer drink on their lunch break. French government wants to see your junk pics.
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Jul 19, 2023 |
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Tourists are rushing to Death Valley to fry like bacon. Doctors reattach a boy's decapitated head.
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Jul 18, 2023 |
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Free whale slaughter viewing with every cruise. Man loves running while on fire, breaks records.
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Jul 17, 2023 |
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Meth found in soy sauce at Florida steak house. Free pizza? Not if I shoot you! Says Floridaman.
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Jul 14, 2023 |
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Mayor married an alligator to keep the peace. In Italy you can grope a woman for under 10 seconds.
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Jul 13, 2023 |
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Burger King offers cheeseburger with 20 slices of cheese. Dumpling eating contests are illegal here.
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Jul 12, 2023 |
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New term for "vagina" could be "bonus hole"? Tiktok boat jump challenge leads to death.
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Jul 11, 2023 |
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Vampire facials linked to HIV cases. Robots say they will not steal our jobs or murder us.
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Jul 10, 2023 |
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Meth lab found at Florida Welcome Center. Woman arrested with a crack pipe and a baby raccoon?
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Jul 07, 2023 |
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Giant hot elephant balls are fighting cancer. McDonald's offers catering for your wedding.
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Jul 06, 2023 |
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Drugs fall from the sky in France. Woman with 800 tattoos wonders why no one hires her.
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Jul 05, 2023 |
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Floridaman shotguns a Twisted Tea with baby gator. Floridaman punches man over his crack quality.
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Jun 30, 2023 |
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Fan throws her mom's cremated ashes on stage at Pink concert. Oldest image of a pizza discovered.
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Jun 29, 2023 |
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Gimme all your money! I mean, let's go on a date. Mom's apologize for quoting Hitler.
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Jun 28, 2023 |
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Sorry for the naked guy tied up in the moving truck! Pump your own gas in Oregon and not be arrested
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Jun 27, 2023 |
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Family selling a cat that grants wishes. Make sweet love in the Church hotel?
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Jun 26, 2023 |
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Meth Island shut down by Florida police. Floridaman arrested while drinking Floridaman Beer.
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Jun 23, 2023 |
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Bus 666 to HEL has been canceled. Flight attendant makes bomb threat to stop her ex's vacation.
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Jun 22, 2023 |
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Fake priest hired by restaurant to find thieves. Lady refuses to take down her giant werewolf.
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Jun 21, 2023 |
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Search is on for missing Titanic tourist submarine. Gold bar vending machines are popular in Korea.
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Jun 20, 2023 |
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Man fakes his own death to teach his family a lesson. Gas station clerk asked a friend to rob him.
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Jun 19, 2023 |
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Floridaman gets bit by relative, gets flesh eating disease. Best nude beach in the world....Florida?
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Jun 16, 2023 |
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Egypt bans all dog breeds except ten. Hundreds attend church service led by an A.I.
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Jun 15, 2023 |
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Dead woman wakes up in the coffin at her own wake. Mysterious anonymous free food deliveries.
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Jun 14, 2023 |
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We are all drinking dinosaur pee! Female only Korean spa has to allow dongs in the shower.
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Jun 13, 2023 |
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Porn star accidentally hired for Little Mermaid movie. Family stuck with 1 million pennies.
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Jun 12, 2023 |
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Floridaman assaults with chicken wings. Floridaman claims he is a ghost, breaks into family home.
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Jun 09, 2023 |
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3 severed heads were left on employee's desk. In Japan you can hire agency to quit your job for you.
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Jun 08, 2023 |
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Man steals sex toys from homes to give as birthday presents. Robots suck at making pizza.
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Jun 07, 2023 |
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Cupcake stealing bears dealt a deadly blow. Man fired from job for being on the toilet all day.
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Jun 06, 2023 |
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Cocaine in a hotdog leads to fast food employee arrest. Lady murders just to "see what it's like".
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Jun 05, 2023 |
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Floridaman breaks into home to hide from a ghost. Floridaman in cat pajamas stabs roommate.
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Jun 02, 2023 |
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Passengers must weigh themselves before boarding flights. Taylor Swift fans wear diapers to shows.
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Jun 01, 2023 |
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Family adopts 6 yo, turns out to be angry adult. Student lists his high school for sale on Zillow.
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May 31, 2023 |
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Fart Spray prank leads to criminal charges. Toddler imprisoned for parents' Bible possession.
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May 30, 2023 |
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Floridaman "Time Traveler" throws brick at a baby. Man loses arm to a gator after peeing behind bar.
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May 26, 2023 |
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Public sex? Not if we cut down all the trees! Drivers carry guns on new rideshare app.
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May 25, 2023 |
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Doctor has the janitor assist in amputation procedure. NASA sending robot snakes to explore space.
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May 24, 2023 |
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Man shot roommate for eating last Hot Pocket. Topless Jeep Weekend in Texas goes as expected.
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May 23, 2023 |
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No gay nuns for Pride Day because that's too gay. The dog poo capital of the US is....
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May 22, 2023 |
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Floridaman attacks police officer with meat. Florida teacher in trouble for showing a Disney film with a gay character.
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May 19, 2023 |
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Man claims his dog was driving to get out of DUI. Man banned from being near women in public.
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May 18, 2023 |
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Priests will wear QR codes to show sex offenders. Schools to ban chocolate milk in cafeterias.
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May 17, 2023 |
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Are you stressed? Try a British accent! Forgot how to smile? Take our smiling seminar!
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May 16, 2023 |
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City bans dog barking at the dog park. Pizzeria shut down after lacing food with cannabis.
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May 15, 2023 |
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Florida teacher lets student hit her vape pen. Dude hits lady in bed after getting her name wrong.
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May 12, 2023 |
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Man opens store selling crack, meth and cocaine. Dangerous rabbit attacks residents in small town.
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May 11, 2023 |
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Knee bolognese! Influencer eats pieces of her own body. Girl fakes a kidnapping cuz college is hard.
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May 10, 2023 |
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Lady murders husband then writes a grief book for children. Lady survives days in outback on wine.
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May 09, 2023 |
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Free toe sucking included in your hotel stay. Man goes on a date, gets tied up in the woods.
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May 08, 2023 |
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Floridaman defecates on romantic rival's car. Trans lifeguard bares breasts during audition.
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May 05, 2023 |
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Man shoots his friend after thinking he's a turkey. Giant mound of cooked pasta found in a forest.
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May 04, 2023 |
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Lady has an orgasm at a classical music concert. Man drills holes in his own skull to get high.
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May 03, 2023 |
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Landlords can be naked on the property court rules. Cockfighting is big business in Hawaii.
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May 02, 2023 |
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Man performs sex act with a seagull in an alley. Dwarf Bullfighting banned in Spain.
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May 01, 2023 |
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Floridaman says it's not heroin it's Guatemalan chili powder. Florida teacher loves slavery.
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Apr 29, 2023 |
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Sperm injecting robots are fathering children. Town forces argumentative parents to umpire games.
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Apr 27, 2023 |
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Get your tooth pulled by a fake dentist in a hotel room! Many vasectomies threaten Earth they say.
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Apr 26, 2023 |
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Marathon runner decides to catch a ride in a car. Japan wants to know which baby cries loudest.
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Apr 25, 2023 |
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You're most likely to have sex with a robot if you're horny. Students and teachers lick whip cream.
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Apr 24, 2023 |
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Floridaman burns down his home to stop vampires. Alligator bites off Floridaman's leg at an RV park.
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Apr 21, 2023 |
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Naked man tried to baptize himself in a church fountain. Cat hunting contest for the kids canceled.
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Apr 20, 2023 |
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Cafe waitress mixed her own blood into cocktails. FBI arrests man who applied for job on hitman site
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Apr 19, 2023 |
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Porn on the train will not be tolerated. Couple beheads themselves at same time with homemade device
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Apr 18, 2023 |
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Lady injected a black widow spider to get high. Now you can get groped and be late for class.
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Apr 17, 2023 |
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Florida teacher hosted fight club inside classroom. Floridaman calls the cops on the cops.
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Apr 14, 2023 |
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Mom of twins calls police when she can't tell them apart. Alcoholic dog has been rehabilitated.
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Apr 13, 2023 |
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78 year old woman robs banks so politely. Man scares his neighbor's chickens to death.
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Apr 12, 2023 |
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Monopoly game ends in a sword fight. Bodyguard the Musical shuts after fans keep singing along.
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Apr 11, 2023 |
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Snakes on a plane! But for real! Bloody crucifixions still take place on Good Friday.
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Apr 10, 2023 |
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Naked Floridaman transports dead deer in stolen school bus. Man whips out machete at karaoke bar.
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Apr 07, 2023 |
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Man called his ex 800 times in 48 hours and faces jail time. Would you eat Wooly Mammoth meatballs?
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Apr 06, 2023 |
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Live-stream castration ring busted. Rap music will not be allowed at the Easter Festival.
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Apr 05, 2023 |
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AI told a man to kill himself, and he did. Bear meat vending machine in Japan is quite popular.
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Apr 04, 2023 |
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Ghost of a child damaged his car, claims man. Order Starbucks drink based on your Zodiac sign?
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Apr 03, 2023 |
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Florida stripper assaults man with dollar bills. Floridaman would rather burn than be arrested.
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Mar 31, 2023 |
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Waiting for a dead pastor to resurrect for entire year. Colleges giving students a week off for love
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Mar 30, 2023 |
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Invincible super pigs are invading the US! Politicians in Finland are rapping to attract voters.
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Mar 29, 2023 |
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Serial sperm donor fathered 550 kids and won't stop. Only alcohol free bar in Dublin has closed.
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Mar 28, 2023 |
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Tenant squeezed landlord's testicles to death. News anchor canceled for rapping Snoop Dogg.
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Mar 28, 2023 |
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Alligator knocks on Floridaman's front door. Florida principal fired for showing a classical penis.
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Mar 24, 2023 |
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Prisoners break out of jail and go to an IHOP. Man describes Hell in detail to his doc after dying.
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Mar 23, 2023 |
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Man poops on bicycle seats to show affection. Finland offers free vacation to come learn happiness.
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Mar 22, 2023 |
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From beheadings to making copies, Taliban as office workers. Device let's you make out with insects.
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Mar 21, 2023 |
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Burglar steals vibrator after entering through a dog flap. Does Mozart's music stop crime?
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Mar 20, 2023 |
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The real Terminator is a Floridaman. Giant seaweed blob is about to retire in Florida.
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Mar 17, 2023 |
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Racist principal turns out to be a deepfake made by students. First octopus farm is causing alarm.
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Mar 16, 2023 |
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American smuggled marijuana into Jamaica because dumb. Robot Armageddon begins at Lowe's.
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Mar 15, 2023 |
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It's raining worms in China. Scientists discover possible nut allergy cure.
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Mar 14, 2023 |
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Anyone can be topless at Berlin public pools. Valentine's Day 2046 is now incoming asteroid day.
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Mar 13, 2023 |
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Threesome ends when Floridaman throws a brick. National Sugar Daddy Appreciation Day in Florida?
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Mar 10, 2023 |
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Don't make me impregnate ISIS women! Dolphin Dave in trouble for touching too many dolphins.
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Mar 09, 2023 |
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Couple marries in the Metaverse, gets free Taco Bell. California city bans balloons in public.
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Mar 08, 2023 |
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Sushi licking kids fooled by AI cameras. 28 girls hospitalized after using Ouija Board at school.
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Mar 07, 2023 |
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Men modeling women's lingerie in China following a ban. Don't push your slower friend at the bear!
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Mar 06, 2023 |
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Florida lady argues her jailed fetus needs to be released. Stop delivering takeout to eagle's nest!
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Mar 03, 2023 |
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Man goes to Disneyland 2,995 days in a row. Japan's birth rate so low due to romance skills?
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Mar 02, 2023 |
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Man arrested with an 800 year old mummy girlfriend. Robot baristas will soon make us coffee drinks.
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Mar 01, 2023 |
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Bride dies at ceremony and is replaced by younger sister. Future cars could repossess themselves.
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Feb 28, 2023 |
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Penis size is increasing because of pollution. Mexico president shows proof of a crackhead in a tree
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Feb 27, 2023 |
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Florida mom's OnlyFans gets son suspended. Florida woman pulls a gun over a free cookie.
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Feb 24, 2023 |
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Lady twerks on a dead guy at his funeral. The official drunkest state in America last year is...
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Feb 23, 2023 |
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Be like Jesus, just don't fast like Jesus. Cookie Monster is acting belligerent along the wharf.
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Feb 22, 2023 |
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Doctor did illegal testicular ultrasounds in his bedroom. Teens trash mansion in social media stunt.
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Feb 21, 2023 |
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Ahhh the smell of New Mexico! Couple tried to murder one another yet stays together for 57 years.
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Feb 20, 2023 |
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Florida daycare put the children in Blackface. Floridaman wants penis statues in every city.
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Feb 17, 2023 |
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Best cars to have sex in are... man escapes prison disguised as sheep gets caught in a field.
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Feb 16, 2023 |
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Nightclub bans trouble making red sneakers. Pastor says sermons written by the AI are unacceptable.
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Feb 16, 2023 |
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Donate your exe's crap to Goodwill on Valentine Day. Underground hot spring pornography ring busted.
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Feb 14, 2023 |
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First baby dropped anonymously in the Baby Box. You should hug some cows on Valentine's Day.
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Feb 14, 2023 |
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Floridaman bites head off python during an argument. Floridaman crashes his homemade plane.
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Feb 11, 2023 |
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Senate legalized Ninja throwing stars. First man in the world to get a tattoo from a monkey.
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Feb 09, 2023 |
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Threesome or alien abduction! Your choice. New gummies that make your vagina taste better.
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Feb 08, 2023 |
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Man's cancer caused him to speak with an Irish accent. Mafia boss fugitive found making pizzas.
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Feb 07, 2023 |
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French bulldogs may be banned as pets. Have you tried zapping your brain to cure brain fog?
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Feb 06, 2023 |
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Floridaman sues for being on Wheel of Fugitive. Florida schools wanna know your menstrual history.
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Feb 03, 2023 |
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Donate your organs and get out of jail early. Company will resurrect Wooly Mammoths and Dodo Birds.
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Feb 02, 2023 |
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Couple abandon their baby at airport rather than buy ticket. Dismembered penis found at gas station.
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Feb 01, 2023 |
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Men spend 7 hours a year hiding in the bathroom. Woman killed her look alike to fake her own death.
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Jan 31, 2023 |
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Pet fish commits credit card fraud while playing Nintendo. Doctors swallow legos for science.
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Jan 30, 2023 |
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Florida lady says crack pipe inside her is actually a sex toy. Man drove off pier cuz Jesus told him
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Jan 27, 2023 |
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Students can't identify as animals at school. How did a fake restaurant become #1 in London?
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Jan 26, 2023 |
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Food made of aborted fetuses must be labeled. Museums say the word "mummy" is offensive.
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Jan 25, 2023 |
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Know where your rectum is? Half of people don't. Whale parts now sold in vending machines.
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Jan 24, 2023 |
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Men with small penises like fast cars, study says. Man survived lost at sea 24 days on ketchup.
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Jan 23, 2023 |
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Floridaman shoots another over existence of Heaven and Hell. Iguana falls on man's face during yoga.
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Jan 20, 2023 |
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Did you know you can "smoke" your alcohol? Man uses a building shaker to get revenge on neighbors.
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Jan 20, 2023 |
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Library closed due to meth in the walls. Schools ban all physical contact, including hugging.
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Jan 18, 2023 |
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The most powerful passport in the word is? New bill would count fetus as a passenger for HOV lane.
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Jan 17, 2023 |
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You can dance without a permit in Sweden. Dancers flashmob funeral to Another One Bites the Dust.
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Jan 16, 2023 |
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Florida lady brings emotional support snake on flight. Floridaman combines stabbing with scooting.
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Jan 13, 2023 |
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Mother profits off her wetting herself. Air India allows passengers to urinate on each other.
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Jan 12, 2023 |
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Man with Natural Ice in his veins poops on cars. Not a single bank robbery in Denmark last year.
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Jan 11, 2023 |
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Man bites passenger's face off, thinking he's a robot. Drunks needed for deputy field training.
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Jan 10, 2023 |
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8 ways to eat your Christmas tree. Old Nazi treasure map sparks a citizen treasure hunt.
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Jan 09, 2023 |
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Floridaman says his genitals were grabbed at massage parlor. Burglars called 911 for help moving.
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Jan 06, 2023 |
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Watching porn now requires age verification. Japan will pay you to move out of Tokyo.
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Jan 05, 2023 |
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Masturbating walrus causes fireworks cancellation. "You have cancer! Just kidding, Happy New Year!"
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Jan 04, 2023 |
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Best of 2022 - Part 2
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Jan 03, 2023 |
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Best of 2022 - Part 1
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Jan 02, 2023 |
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Floridaman attacks cop for waking him then raps. Floridaman breaks into a home to use the toilet.
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Dec 30, 2022 |
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Father of 102 kids decides it's too expensive to have kids. Bill Cosby plans a comedy tour for 2023.
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Dec 29, 2022 |
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Defeated politician whips out a sword and threatens voters. Teen gave out fake parking tickets.
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Dec 28, 2022 |
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Sex dolls are allowed to enter South Korea. Apparently people hate the song Last Christmas by Wham.
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Dec 27, 2022 |
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Florida mistress demands BDSM dungeon from the city. Floridaman shot Florida woman for twerking.
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Dec 23, 2022 |
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Mom offers her liver as a bribe to help her son. Super mosquitoes are unstoppable now!
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Dec 22, 2022 |
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WWI bomb inside a man's rectum causes hospital evacuation. Two women jailed for feeding stray cats.
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Dec 21, 2022 |
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Is it cruel to turn your pet dog into a Grinch? Giant aquarium explodes in a Berlin hotel.
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Dec 20, 2022 |
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Don't eat the hallucinogenic spinach! Bank robbery suspect demanded just one dollar?
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Dec 19, 2022 |
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Floridaman attacks wife with a Christmas tree. Florida woman carjacked her Tinder date.
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Dec 16, 2022 |
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Pastor wants to grow marijuana in his church. Spider infestation forces school to close.
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Dec 15, 2022 |
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A Christmas tree vandalized many cars. Rent a living tree this holiday season and save the planet.
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Dec 14, 2022 |
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Stop throwing marshmallows in the lava! South Koreans will soon become one year younger.
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Dec 13, 2022 |
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The first "Vagina on a Chip" made in a lab. Girl granted license to own a unicorn if she finds one.
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Dec 12, 2022 |
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Floridaman robs Walmart with 50 cops inside. School nurse stole all the students' Adderall.
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Dec 09, 2022 |
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World Cup is hurting the camels. Indonesia just banned sex outside of marriage.
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Dec 08, 2022 |
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Semen filled Christmas ornaments anyone? Famous sword swallower nearly died from too many swords.
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Dec 07, 2022 |
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Doctor removes 23 contact lenses from patient's eye. Free removal of any Kanye West tattoos.
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Dec 06, 2022 |
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Drones make Guns N' Roses very angry, as does a new store that sells guns and flowers.
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Dec 05, 2022 |
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Florida woman sues cuz mac n cheese takes 3.5 minutes. Floridaman assaults with a sex toy.
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Dec 03, 2022 |
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Ancient Zombie Virus is dug up by scientists. Japan's poop museum is perfect for poop selfies!
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Dec 01, 2022 |
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Fake gladiators arrested in Rome for extorting tourists. Father brought son to Hooters controversy.
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Dec 01, 2022 |
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Every monk tests positive for meth at temple. Thanksgiving family Monopoly game goes violent.
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Nov 29, 2022 |
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Police dept requests killer robots for deadly force. Men should touch themselves 21 times for health
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Nov 28, 2022 |
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Floridaman robs Walmart but claims he owns Walmart. Grocery store allows boozing while shopping.
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Nov 25, 2022 |
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This country has way too much cocaine. Why are Chinese youth dressing up like American farmers?
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Nov 23, 2022 |
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Mom arrested for making son walk home. The mystery of the circling sheep.
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Nov 22, 2022 |
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Bar manager accused of making teen girls fight a duel. Suicide pods going on sale soon?
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Nov 22, 2022 |
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Floridaman breaks into a home to make coffee. Florida lady claims the Bible verse attacked her.
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Nov 19, 2022 |
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Don't eat the dead whales on the beach! Woman caught with dead boyfriends ashes in a sex toy.
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Nov 17, 2022 |
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Native American scalps illegally sold online. Judge attacked by a chocolate chip muffin.
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Nov 16, 2022 |
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Grandpa chainsmokes while running a marathon. Three mermaids saved a drowning scuba diver.
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Nov 15, 2022 |
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Police warn against buying owls from strangers on drugs. Nudist wants to get naked in your garden.
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Nov 14, 2022 |
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Floridaman stuffed gun inside a raw chicken to bring on plane. Florida has it's own idea of planking
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Nov 11, 2022 |
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Child bites a cobra to death. Philadelphia Chicken Man regrets eating 40 rotisserie chickens.
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Nov 10, 2022 |
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Prostitute ghosts are haunting a woman's home? Nurse amputated man's foot for taxidermy collection.
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Nov 09, 2022 |
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Virtual Reality headset that really kills you. Why will wolves be shot by paintball guns?
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Nov 08, 2022 |
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Don't lick the psychedelic toad, warns Park Services. Trapped miners survive 9 days only on coffee.
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Nov 07, 2022 |
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Sex toy bite fight with Florida woman. Floridaman blames a curse for driving without tires.
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Nov 04, 2022 |
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Hitler Halloween costume gets a man fired. Fake student lived in Stanford Univ. dorms for a year.
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Nov 03, 2022 |
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"Wife Beater Wednesday" has been officially canceled. Picking your nose can cause Alzheimer's?
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Nov 02, 2022 |
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"Now hiring non-stupid people" sign offends locals. Horror video game that takes place in IKEA.
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Nov 01, 2022 |
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Company will bury you alive for a fee. Is your home haunted? Your car keys may be a clue.
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Oct 31, 2022 |
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Floridaman told police he has a permit to carry meth. 14yo gave out $13k of grandma's cash at school
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Oct 28, 2022 |
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Priests and nuns watch porn says the Pope. Marijuana company sued for not getting us high enough.
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Oct 27, 2022 |
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Trans gender volleyball player causes forfeits. Free vapes for pregnant women.
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Oct 26, 2022 |
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World's dirtiest man dies after his first bath in decades. TikTok dead guy books role on TV show.
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Oct 25, 2022 |
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Soccer fan brings dead grandpa's skull to championship. "Offensive" Karen Halloween display removed.
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Oct 24, 2022 |
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Florida gas stations will sell marijuana. Floridaman attacked a woman for not having a crack pipe.
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Oct 21, 2022 |
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140 year old pair of Levi's jeans sells for big money. Man drove thru the oldest bathroom in Japan.
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Oct 20, 2022 |
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Jeffrey Dahmer Halloween costumes banned. Woman attacked the police with bee hives during eviction.
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Oct 19, 2022 |
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Man allergic to orgasms is finally cured. Blind woman Is flying a plane across the country.
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Oct 18, 2022 |
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Robot dogs are being walked in China. Stranger torments homeowner with "porridge" prank nightly.
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Oct 17, 2022 |
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Florida fathers shoot each other's daughters during road rage. Magic mushroom chaos on Miami flight.
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Oct 14, 2022 |
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Get a free vasectomy in the "Nutcracker" mobile van. Elon Musk release perfume called Burnt Hair.
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Oct 13, 2022 |
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Nuclear war? Let's have an orgy! Raincoat thief has a fetish for women's raincoats.
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Oct 12, 2022 |
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Woman pays fake astronaut's ticket back to earth for romance. Voting scandal rocks fat bear contest.
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Oct 11, 2022 |
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Angry tourist at Vatican demands to speak with the Pope. New iPhone calls 911 on rollercoasters.
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Oct 10, 2022 |
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Floridaman ran on football field to tackle a 9 year old. Couple stole their coworker's baby.
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Oct 07, 2022 |
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Churches use Shameware to stop members from watching porn. The King has hired a piper to wake him.
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Oct 06, 2022 |
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The famous chocolate bunny battle ends. Fancy restaurant is hiring a professional grape feeder.
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Oct 05, 2022 |
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OnlyFans breaks up with her boyfriend cuz her fans chose it. Sausage vending machines are booming.
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Oct 04, 2022 |
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Cheating scandal rocks the world of pro fishing. Californians can now jaywalk legally.
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Oct 03, 2022 |
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Florida woman hopes to marry Tetris the video game. Florida men stole the traffic lights.
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Sep 30, 2022 |
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Man peed on ex's grave every morning while new wife watched. McDonald's offers adult Happy Meals?
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Sep 29, 2022 |
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Woman brought a raccoon to the bar. Doctors found over 50 batteries inside woman's stomach.
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Sep 28, 2022 |
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Cat allergy? You can now own a robotic AI cat. Donating your healthy poop can save lives.
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Sep 27, 2022 |
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Floridaman touches himself in neighbor's Ring camera. Florida offers bounty on iguana's.
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Sep 23, 2022 |
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Man married 53 women for peace and stability. Buy red paint made from the real blood of gay men?
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Sep 22, 2022 |
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Cooking chicken in NyQuil is new TikTok challenge. Guinea Pig Awareness Week has been canceled.
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Sep 21, 2022 |
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Relax at the new Burger King spa. Teacher in trouble for protecting pedophile feelings.
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Sep 20, 2022 |
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Avalanche of sex toys on the highway following a crash. World's first flying bike is here.
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Sep 19, 2022 |
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Floridaman hangs with swans cuz they don't judge him. Bullet in the scrotum for cheating Floridaman.
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Sep 16, 2022 |
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Eminem is now a Christian rapper. People robbing banks for their own money in this country.
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Sep 15, 2022 |
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Stripper hired by elderly home to give wheelchair lap dances. TikTok challenge involves stealing car
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Sep 14, 2022 |
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Teen stole a bus to visit his girlfriend. Chess player accused of using anal beads to cheat.
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Sep 13, 2022 |
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Drug dealers offer Queen is Dead discounts. Queen Elizabeth look a like retires after 34 years.
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Sep 12, 2022 |
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Florida teacher twerks on her student at prom. Floridaman shows wang, beats lady with dead pigeon.
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Sep 09, 2022 |
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White Privilege cards caused a student walk out. Beauty pageant finalist competes without makeup.
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Sep 08, 2022 |
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Worn out penis on a famous athlete statue. Dutch city is first in world to ban meat advertisements.
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Sep 07, 2022 |
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Point your genitals at the sun for optimum health? Porn star hugs thousands of fans in 24 hours.
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Sep 06, 2022 |
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Florida server dipped hot wings in her vagina. Vegan mom gets prison for malnutrition death of son.
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Sep 02, 2022 |
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Stop sending nudes to passengers on this flight! Robot rapper dropped by label for using N Word.
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Sep 01, 2022 |
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City fights Sagging Pants with free belts for kids. The resurgence of the mullet divides Australia.
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Aug 31, 2022 |
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OnlyFans but prison style! Man paddles down the Missouri River in giant pumpkin for world record.
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Aug 30, 2022 |
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Dance club bans staring without consent. Man climbed Mt. Fuji dressed as a pizza delivery guy.
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Aug 29, 2022 |
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Floridaman can't stop trying to buy children in Walmart parking lots. Botox Bandit strikes Florida!
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Aug 26, 2022 |
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School allows student to be a cat all day. Spankings are now allowed in this school district.
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Aug 25, 2022 |
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NASA releases sound of a Black Hole. Sleeping farmer cuts off his own meaty genitalia.
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Aug 24, 2022 |
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No more Hitler wine! Gang in India ran a fake police station out of a hotel.
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Aug 23, 2022 |
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Confederate Festival is canceled in Brazil. Strippers may unionize. First vaginal fluid transplant.
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Aug 22, 2022 |
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Floridaman walks into gay bar with a grenade. Florida couple make a Ferris wheel rock with sexy time
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Aug 19, 2022 |
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Semen terrorism should be criminalized. Bouncy Houses are leading cause of windy fun death.
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Aug 18, 2022 |
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Cum problem in Hong Kong. Japan tells its youth: get drunk so we can get out of this tax deficit!
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Aug 17, 2022 |
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Ketchup is in on the endangered list! Scotland hires a man to be its official "Period Officer".
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Aug 16, 2022 |
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He drinks his urine and wonders why roommate's upset. Ladies love well-groomed romantic Korean men.
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Aug 15, 2022 |
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Florida perverts stay away from mating manatees! Lady called the police 11,000 times to berate them.
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Aug 12, 2022 |
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Cat food restaurant for humans opens in NYC. Ferrari recalls nearly every car sold since 2005.
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Aug 11, 2022 |
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Hyena testicles and marijuana promises from presidential candidate. Man ran across Ireland in 1 day.
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Aug 10, 2022 |
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Man gave himself DIY nose job until hospitalized. Domino's pizza didn't make it in Italy turns out.
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Aug 09, 2022 |
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Social media star arrested for bad singing. Athlete lost the race because his penis fell out.
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Aug 08, 2022 |
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Floridaman arrested for eating pasta "belligerently". Man threw urn full of ashes during argument.
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Aug 05, 2022 |
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Bubble gum bubble blowing fetish is a real thing. Critics say Monkeypox is a racist name.
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Aug 04, 2022 |
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Stabbing at a watermelon festival. War museum asks visitors to not have sex in their museum if war.
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Aug 03, 2022 |
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No eating at the food festival! Last remaining witch has been exonerated by the state.
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Aug 02, 2022 |
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Short skirts aren't allowed at executions. Epidemic of fake violin players, police warn.
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Aug 01, 2022 |
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Floridaman broke into Space Force to warn of alien-dragon space war. Lady punched cop cuz she bored.
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Jul 29, 2022 |
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Grandma's dying wish was a giant penis gravestone. Old man driving without a license for 50 years.
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Jul 28, 2022 |
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Preacher robbed at gunpoint during livestream sermon. Mayor in VA has never heard of a dance party.
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Jul 27, 2022 |
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Lawmaker wants ghosting to be criminalized. There's a good reason to put sugar on your butthole.
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Jul 26, 2022 |
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Astronauts can't masturbate in space. Chess robot broke the finger of a child opponent.
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Jul 25, 2022 |
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Floridaman steals apple juice while showing genitals. Lady stabs a mini van with a pitchfork.
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Jul 22, 2022 |
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Lady sues her bad date for $10k. US troops banned from alcohol after drunk driving scooters.
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Jul 21, 2022 |
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Doctors warn don't take the "Hitler Shot". Social Justice Summer Camp for your anarchist children.
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Jul 20, 2022 |
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Tired at work? Take a nap in the "Nap Coffin". Short ladies can now be police officers.
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Jul 19, 2022 |
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Red Heads get free admission to theaters to stay cool. Docs say don't put popsicles inside you.
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Jul 18, 2022 |
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Floridaman stole Walmart shopping scooter to go on date. Inmate caught eating meth infused drawings.
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Jul 15, 2022 |
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Grown man finds out he has ovaries. Mom gives birth during a live Metallica concert.
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Jul 14, 2022 |
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Use your own vaginal fluid as a DIY perfume. Stay for free in an all-glass hotel room.
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Jul 13, 2022 |
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Man says Bigfoot told him to kill his fishing partner. Fake cricket tournament scammed the Russians.
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Jul 12, 2022 |
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Free milkshake with proof of vasectomy! Ice cream that won't melt with a blowtorch?
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Jul 11, 2022 |
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Floridaman assaults elderly man to get rid of his demons. Floridaman exposes himself in a cemetery.
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Jul 08, 2022 |
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Mafia embraces homosexuality. Mayor marries an alligator in a dress to ensure abundance.
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Jul 07, 2022 |
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Man almost killed by Whistling Scrotum. Pooping in public is okay as long as no one is watching.
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Jul 06, 2022 |
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Threesome leads to 60 person fight on a cruise. Accidentally overpaid worker took the money and ran.
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Jul 05, 2022 |
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Florida pastor gets frisky on a Starbucks patio. Floridaman set his boss's future home on fire.
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Jul 01, 2022 |
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Annual Pickle Juice Drinking contest. Mystery rocket crashed on the moon and no one is claiming it.
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Jun 30, 2022 |
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Lady tries to smuggle 2 porcupines in her luggage. Bomb threat at the Explosion Museum.
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Jun 29, 2022 |
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Uber has grandpa's ashes and your lost pet turtle. Court grants man's wish to die by firing squad.
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Jun 28, 2022 |
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Fairies give the gift that ruins your life. Urine powered vehicles are making a splash.
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Jun 27, 2022 |
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Naked Florida woman lights things on fire "to celebrate". Man stole police car to solve crimes.
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Jun 24, 2022 |
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Amazon's Alexa will mimic your dead relative's voice. Mastercard launches its first music album.
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Jun 23, 2022 |
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Mites that have sex on your face may go extinct. Largest floating restaurant in the world has sunk.
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Jun 22, 2022 |
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No more urine in the elevator! Man drank 30 Pepsi's each day for 20 years.
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Jun 21, 2022 |
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Man refused his pregnancy status, denied blood donation. Canadians summoned to jury while shopping.
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Jun 20, 2022 |
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Floridaman punches ATM for giving him too much cash. Florida carjacks a street sweeper.
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Jun 17, 2022 |
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Sriracha sauce shortage is here! Annual Man vs. Horse Race won by a man.
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Jun 16, 2022 |
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Take Love Drugs and save your marriage! Hot air balloon crashes into a train.
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Jun 15, 2022 |
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Sexy trash cans talk dirty in Sweden. Google engineer suspended after saying the AI is sentient.
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Jun 14, 2022 |
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Elephant killed lady then attacked her body at funeral. Get paid to live with 100 cockroaches.
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Jun 13, 2022 |
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Floridaman bitten by gator he thought was a dog. Floridaman explodes at a party and no one knows why
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Jun 10, 2022 |
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Fake pee is illegal here. STD in a car leads to woman being paid $5million from GEICO insurance.
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Jun 09, 2022 |
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Airline cabin crews can show their tramp stamps. KFC swaps lettuce for cabbage amid lettuce shortage
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Jun 08, 2022 |
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Bloody Winnie the Pooh upsets police. Man divorced his wife for making too many instant noodles.
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Jun 07, 2022 |
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Bees are fish according to court ruling. Restaurant wants customers to lick their salty walls.
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Jun 06, 2022 |
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Fun Florida Slang Words. Floridaman missing and we think it's an alligator'a fault.
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Jun 03, 2022 |
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Should Metaverse murder be punished as real life crime? No more Elvis-themed weddings in Las Vegas.
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Jun 02, 2022 |
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Lady bites her sisters eyeball off. Period Crunch normalizes menstruation talk at breakfast table.
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Jun 01, 2022 |
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Man dressed as elderly lady attacked Mona Lisa with cake. Name changed to Salmon to get free sushi.
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May 31, 2022 |
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Circumcised penis argument leads to Floridaman arrest. It's hard to smoke meth and drive a truck.
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May 27, 2022 |
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Dolphins recognize each other by tasting urine. Sheep sentenced to 3 years in jail for killing lady.
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May 26, 2022 |
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Learn math on Pornhub! Jimi Hendrix's penis will be displayed in the Penis Museum.
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May 25, 2022 |
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Man chops off his penis because he loves cannabis. Outdoor cat ban in Germany to save the birds.
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May 24, 2022 |
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Is an elephant also a person? Entire town shuts down after their only clerk quits.
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May 23, 2022 |
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Florida woman attacks man with lettuce. Lady throws rubber snake at police. Florida Ice Ice Baby!
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May 20, 2022 |
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New bar only plays women's sports. Italian man called the police over price of espresso.
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May 19, 2022 |
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Mastercard allows you to pay using your face. FBI says don't hire any North Korean hackers please.
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May 18, 2022 |
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Last Big Mac in Russia is served as McDonald's exits. Thieves return goods following nightmares .
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May 17, 2022 |
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Parents sue their son for not giving them grandchildren. Students asked how to "de-gay" a friend.
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May 16, 2022 |
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Floridaman driver told cops he only drank at stop signs. Getting arrested was on her bucket list?
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May 13, 2022 |
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Lab-grown tiger steaks coming to your table soon. Farting got this soccer player kicked off team.
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May 12, 2022 |
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One million free cannabis plants given out by Thai government. When customers become the cooks.
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May 11, 2022 |
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Leader of feces-eating cult arrested. All South Koreans are about to get one year younger.
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May 10, 2022 |
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Man cuts victim's lawn before stealing their mower. Ms. Pac-Man enters World Video Game Hall of Fame
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May 09, 2022 |
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Florida mom stops feeding baby cuz it's "so annoying", Drunk lady drove down the stairs, blames GPS.
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May 06, 2022 |
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NASA launches nudes into space to attract horny aliens. Man working at same company for 84 years.
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May 05, 2022 |
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Dating sites see surge in men seeking Ukrainian women fleeing war. Smartphone addicted gorilla?
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May 04, 2022 |
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Navy sergeant forced a semen cocktail onto recruits. Limb lengthening surgery is getting popular.
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May 03, 2022 |
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Feminist witch protest gets hairy. Canada will prosecute crimes on the moon.
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May 02, 2022 |
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Florida mom threatens to blow up school for not feeding her kid enough. No peeing in the Beer Cave!
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Apr 29, 2022 |
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Worldwide penis size study will surprise you. Who needs fans at the baseball game when there's cats?
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Apr 28, 2022 |
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Woman married her cat to avoid eviction. Idiot fooled by a Red Hot Chili Pepper coverband.
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Apr 27, 2022 |
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Man married a hologram, no family showed up to wedding. College offers a pornography course.
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Apr 26, 2022 |
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Senior citizen pleads guilty to having sex with a cat. "Lake Chipotle" is a popular tourist spot.
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Apr 25, 2022 |
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Florida bride laced the wedding food with cannabis. Gatorpalooza has a Floridaman race through swamp
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Apr 22, 2022 |
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Scared haunted house customer shoots a performer. World record for most vampires gathered.
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Apr 21, 2022 |
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Penile implants and viagra for the Brazilian military. Home for sale with a stranger in the basement
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Apr 20, 2022 |
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Man tore his lung masturbating. Man sued employer for throwing him an unwanted birthday party.
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Apr 19, 2022 |
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Kindergartner brings tequila to school, shares with classmates. Professional baby namer makes $$.
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Apr 18, 2022 |
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Florida babysitter put the kid in the dryer. Woman beats up her father following sex toy delivery.
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Apr 15, 2022 |
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Four men arrested for raping a lizard. Protestor glued herself to the floor during an NBA game.
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Apr 14, 2022 |
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Threesome with a sex robot is preferable? Super sized Illegal taxidermy collection busted.
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Apr 13, 2022 |
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Driving under the influence of uncontrollable defecation. Why are Cheetos banned in Germany?
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Apr 12, 2022 |
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Obese diners not allowed in the naked restaurant. Woman held her farts in so long she hospitalized.
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Apr 11, 2022 |
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Floridaman driving instructor arrested for drunk driving. Woman attacked her girlfriend using a cat.
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Apr 08, 2022 |
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What did the mushroom tell you? Airlines passenger arrested for doing a bad thing four times.
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Apr 07, 2022 |
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Author of How to Murder Your Husband is on trial for murdering husband. Get paid to count penguins!
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Apr 06, 2022 |
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Dead rapper's body displayed on stage at nightclub. Scientists are telling the aliens where we are.
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Apr 05, 2022 |
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Penis Festival celebrates the iron dong. Dancing fake nun banned from a major monastery's
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Apr 04, 2022 |
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Florida couple use counterfeit money at Dollar Store. Apparently you CAN get nude in the parks!
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Apr 01, 2022 |
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No shoes? No plane? No problem! Should all Russians be denied their fun?
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Mar 31, 2022 |
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Best man stole the bride after his loving wedding speech. Bad bad bad bad badminton players!
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Mar 30, 2022 |
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Tree farts are destroying the planet. Watch out for those imitation Wonka Bars everyone!
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Mar 29, 2022 |
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Leopard invasion caused closure at Mercedes factory. Company offers masturbation breaks in pods.
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Mar 28, 2022 |
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Floridaman stole 20 left shoes from a shoe store. Florida boy tells cops his mommy drunk drives.
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Mar 25, 2022 |
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Abandoned "gay" dog is adopted by gay couple. Patient uses his brain implant to request to hear Tool
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Mar 24, 2022 |
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Rubber penis controversy in India. Scientists translate a spider web into music.
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Mar 23, 2022 |
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Woman searches for man whose name is tattooed on her butt. The new sober curious movement.
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Mar 22, 2022 |
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Farmer gets a live chicken lodged in his rectum. Country cancels exams due to paper shortages.
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Mar 21, 2022 |
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Floridaman asks police to test his meth for authenticity. Floridaman named Ashtray is not right.
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Mar 18, 2022 |
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Teacher put his colleague's toothbrush in his mouth 20 times. Political impersonator escape plan.
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Mar 17, 2022 |
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Offensive steam trains are now canceled! Man claims his AI girlfriend saved his marriage.
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Mar 16, 2022 |
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Pickup free roadkill and eat it with this new app! Japan outlaws the ponytail in schools.
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Mar 15, 2022 |
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Camel kills two men after escaping a petting zoo. "I Need a New Butt" is a scandalous book.
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Mar 14, 2022 |
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Florida woman high on deodorant gets DUI. Florida teacher bites two students over a jar of pickles.
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Mar 11, 2022 |
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Wife shot husband's penis with harpoon gun. Feminists plan to launch a vulva shaped space craft.
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Mar 10, 2022 |
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Man had sex with 450 tractors. Woman fights to keep her FART license plate.
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Mar 09, 2022 |
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Man dies from 200 cups of coffee. The Fox Demon has been released from the Killing Stone yikes!
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Mar 08, 2022 |
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Box of human heads stolen from medical truck. Mail carrier on trial for murdering a wild Turkey.
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Mar 07, 2022 |
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Floridaman blames Putin for speeding. Florida woman hides a smoking device inside her vagina.
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Mar 04, 2022 |
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Private schools have a strict dress code for parents. Smart birds remove their own tracking devices.
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Mar 03, 2022 |
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Bees are ejaculating until they explode. Female students scream about being attacked by evil spirits
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Mar 02, 2022 |
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Walmart might soon deliver babies. Why are women mixing their period blood with rice?
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Mar 01, 2022 |
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Get paid to smell dog poop! Now you can be buried in a coral reef under the sea.
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Feb 28, 2022 |
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Florida woman used Covid funds to hire a hitman. Hard Alcohol Mountain Dew is debuting in Florida.
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Feb 25, 2022 |
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Lady quit her job to breastfeed her boyfriend full time. Virtual strip clubs in the Metaverse.
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Feb 24, 2022 |
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Man became a blood slave after answering fake job ad. Pro gamer says short people need new bones.
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Feb 23, 2022 |
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Teacher fed students sperm laced cupcakes. Wedding song choice leads to fastest divorce ever.
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Feb 22, 2022 |
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Frozen penis doesn't deter Olympic skier. Volunteer to get strip searched at the new Swiss prison.
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Feb 21, 2022 |
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Drunk naked Florida sisters fight at Disney. Floridaman blesses everyone while stealing their money.
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Feb 18, 2022 |
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Tesla's are no longer allowed to fart at people. Zoo hired Marvin Gaye singer to put monkeys in mood
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Feb 17, 2022 |
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Priest performed baptisms wrongly for 20 years. Thousands of drivers got license without a road test
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Feb 16, 2022 |
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Penis reduction surgery to make an influencer more Korean? Perfume that smells like french fries.
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Feb 16, 2022 |
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Americans lost $1 billion to romance scammers. Queen launches her Royal Ketchup.
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Feb 15, 2022 |
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Florida woman stabs her neighbors over leaves. Drunk man attacks diners and claims to be Mick Jagger
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Feb 11, 2022 |
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Pregnant woman put a nail in her skull to ensure a boy. Bored museum guard drew eyes on $1m painting
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Feb 10, 2022 |
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Ice fishing leads to prostitution, claims one mayor. Pillow fighting is an official combat sport.
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Feb 09, 2022 |
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Oldest pub in the world is about to close. No more steroids testing in Major League Baseball?
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Feb 08, 2022 |
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Lady finds naked man living in the trunk of her car for days. The end of the Space Station.
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Feb 07, 2022 |
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Floridaman attacked a lady with Ramen noodles. Floridaman stole a driveway. Drugs in the rectum!
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Feb 04, 2022 |
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No more guns at the amusement park? Scientists built a robot that can read the minds of humans.
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Feb 03, 2022 |
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Ghost of a NASCAR driver told me to drunk drive! Doctors can prescribe you go get lost in the woods.
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Feb 02, 2022 |
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Old sperm donor gives away his seed on Facebook. Man changed his gender to retire early as a woman.
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Feb 01, 2022 |
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Royal poop protection for his majesty in North Korea. Transgender cow is about to be saved.
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Jan 31, 2022 |
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Floridaman claims his bag of syringes is for fishing. Shirtless drunk man arrested over bacon.
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Jan 28, 2022 |
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Octopuses are aliens from outer space? Man set a bank on fire after being rejected for a loan.
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Jan 27, 2022 |
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Want some bodily fluids with your Air Jordans? Strange man snuck into a hospital to feed a baby.
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Jan 26, 2022 |
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Men create AI girlfriends in order to abuse them. Huge Knob Throwing Festival has been canceled.
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Jan 25, 2022 |
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Lady tried to buy a child off a mother inside Walmart. Doctor claims you can fart yourself blind.
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Jan 24, 2022 |
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Floridaman says he wasn't drunk driving, he was singing with eyes closed. Lady set own car on fire.
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Jan 21, 2022 |
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Drunk priest mistakenly sacrificed a human instead of a goat. Sharks can turn into werewolves.
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Jan 20, 2022 |
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Cloning your deceased pet for social media is popular. Japan will now use the question mark.
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Jan 19, 2022 |
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French Bulldogs are the number one target of dog thieves but why? No one cares about French dressing
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Jan 18, 2022 |
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Poop shortages in North Korea. Town requires all residents to remove their appendix to live there.
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Jan 17, 2022 |
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Florida women assault a man with glitter. Floridaman drunk dials 911 because he ran out of vodka.
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Jan 14, 2022 |
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Lady trapped with her blind date for days in lockdown. Organ donor found in a Target parking lot.
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Jan 13, 2022 |
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Gay sex scene at the Acropolis sparks outcry. Doctor carved his initials in the livers of patients.
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Jan 12, 2022 |
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Global french fries shortage emergency! Man runs a moist towelette museum inside a planetarium.
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Jan 11, 2022 |
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Gateway to Hell will be soon be closed. Woman marries the color pink in Vegas.
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Jan 10, 2022 |
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Floridaman dances on police car to ward off vampires. Woman has a van she gets students high in.
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Jan 07, 2022 |
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Cats are starting fires in South Korea. Pope says if you have a pet and not a child, you're selfish.
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Jan 06, 2022 |
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North Korea claims they invented burritos. German woman announces she will marry an airplane.
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Jan 05, 2022 |
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PBR beer company tells everyone to eat butt. Man enters North Korea in rare border defection.
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Jan 04, 2022 |
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France burned fewer cars this New Year's Eve. Fish rain down on a Texas town.
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Jan 03, 2022 |
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Floridaman calls 911, says he has cocaine in his butt. Man with no arms stabs a tourist in Miami.
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Dec 31, 2021 |
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A community wants to keep on sniffing glue. "Don't weigh me", cards to avoid shame at the doctor.
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Dec 29, 2021 |
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Alexa challenges a girl to electrocute herself. McDonald's is testing exercise bikes in stores.
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Dec 28, 2021 |
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NASA hires priests for help with Alien preparation. Earn thousands per year as a pro funeral cryer.
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Dec 27, 2021 |
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Floridaman claims drugs wrapped round his penis aren't his. Lady throws poop at cops, wields machete
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Dec 24, 2021 |
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Expert ham sniffers tired from sniffing all these hams. Lickable screens allow tasting food on TV.
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Dec 23, 2021 |
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Holiday drug gift basket raffle thwarted by police raid. Grandpa's ashes end up on a shelf at Lowe's
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Dec 22, 2021 |
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Monkeys killed all the dogs in this Indian town. There's a candy cane shortage this holiday.
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Dec 21, 2021 |
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Berlin metro offers edible hemp train tickets. Horseshoe crab blood is at all time high demand.
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Dec 20, 2021 |
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Florida woman poisons boyfriend to shut him up. Floridaman attacked his own mother with sausages.
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Dec 17, 2021 |
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Man steals his sleeping ex-girlfriend's money by lifting her eyelids. Someone stole a bridge!
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Dec 16, 2021 |
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TV star sells her farts in a jar for $45k. Brazilian politicians settle dispute in the MMA ring.
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Dec 15, 2021 |
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Storm drains keep swallowing people like black holes! No more babies allowed inside Parliament.
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Dec 14, 2021 |
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Porn actor offers chess champion a night with her. Thousands of illegal African penises seized.
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Dec 13, 2021 |
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Floridaman used a flamethrower to settle parking dispute. Bullets in the toaster over cause a fire.
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Dec 10, 2021 |
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3D printed suicide pods are now legal. School district eliminates D and F grades for lucky kids.
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Dec 09, 2021 |
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Botox camels disqualified from camel beauty contest. Cream cheese shortage in New York City.
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Dec 08, 2021 |
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Lady rammed to death by a therapy sheep. The state with the most dog poop complaints is?
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Dec 07, 2021 |
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Man gets WWII mortar shell stuck inside his rectum. Teacher fired for bringing a karaoke machine.
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Dec 06, 2021 |
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Floridaman stabs lady with a fork over undercooked potato. Massive child brawl at trampoline park.
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Dec 03, 2021 |
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Hamster taken into protective custody following a DUI. Doctor amputated the wrong leg.
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Dec 02, 2021 |
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63 chickens killed by Indian wedding music. Robot company offers $200k for the use of your face.
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Dec 01, 2021 |
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Lady breastfeeds her cat during a flight. Santa Claus shortage this holiday season is a concern.
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Nov 30, 2021 |
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Snowed in with an Oasis cover band for 3 days. Canada deals with massive maple syrup shortage.
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Nov 29, 2021 |
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Floridaman spit food into woman's mouth after road rage. Couple has sex in police car for OnlyFans.
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Nov 26, 2021 |
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Ashes of a dead celebrity stolen for a ghost wedding. River of beer discovered in Hawaii.
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Nov 25, 2021 |
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Lady buried husband alive for his own immortality. "Sex offender" is now a negative term?
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Nov 23, 2021 |
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Dogphone allows your dog to call you. Horse gets restraining order against a crazy woman.
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Nov 22, 2021 |
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Floridaman humps a dog and attacks the owner. Woman blames an egg roll for her erratic driving.
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Nov 19, 2021 |
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Grandma wins Miss Holocaust pageant. University defends sex worker training course.
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Nov 19, 2021 |
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Astronauts must return to Earth wearing diapers after toilet breaks. Man versus Amazon truck!
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Nov 18, 2021 |
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Offensive words detector invented for classrooms. Possum holds lady hostage inside her home.
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Nov 16, 2021 |
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Singer pees on a fan's face during concert. Woman hires killer off Rent a Hitman website.
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Nov 15, 2021 |
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Floridaman bites off officer's thumb after DUI on a scooter. Woman drank High Noon then hit a cop.
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Nov 12, 2021 |
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Teen fakes his abduction for cash to visit his girl. Sex in the dunes is ruining protected beach.
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Nov 11, 2021 |
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Free sex with every vaccine shot! Woman stabs her cousin for not returning her sex toy on time.
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Nov 10, 2021 |
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Parents receive another couple's embryo by mistake. Wind Turbine Syndrome & Climate Change Syndrome.
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Nov 09, 2021 |
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Satanic Sex Cult discovered meeting in public bathroom. Ketchup on Mars! The future of condiments.
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Nov 08, 2021 |
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Florida woman exposes herself to all the children. Florida woman told she can't dress as a building.
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Nov 05, 2021 |
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Woman's dead husband dissected at the Autopsy Show without permission. Man eaten by piranhas by why?
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Nov 04, 2021 |
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Would you eat space tacos? Jellyfish are attacking nuclear power plants. The return of JFK Jr?
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Nov 03, 2021 |
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Football coach's pet monkey bites a trick or treater. Doctors say it's safe to shut off your period.
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Nov 02, 2021 |
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Small Dong March brings support for small penises. China wants all the babies to have round heads.
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Nov 02, 2021 |
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Floridaman's unsafe unapproved homemade haunted house. Violent brawl breaks out at Florida dog show.
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Oct 29, 2021 |
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Students strip and give lap dances to teachers. New Garlic Snot TikTok challenge might not be safe.
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Oct 28, 2021 |
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Man ate all his meals at Six Flags for years. Buzzards are puking up toxic fluids on the town.
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Oct 27, 2021 |
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More Americans have seen a ghost than skydived. New tour bus purposely puts passengers to sleep.
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Oct 26, 2021 |
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Female hormones injected into King of Spain because of dangerous sex drive. Pop Tart lawsuit pops up
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Oct 25, 2021 |
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Floridaman ambulance masturbation. Floridaman smoked all the weed to get ready for Jesus' return.
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Oct 22, 2021 |
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City offers free grandparents and cash if you move there. Annoying influencer travel baby makes $.
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Oct 21, 2021 |
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Man's homemade airport behind his house leads to fine. Unblurring Japanese porn leads to arrest.
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Oct 20, 2021 |
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Erection tracking penis ring for your health. Lack of bouncers is now a public safety concern.
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Oct 19, 2021 |
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How about a camel-ccino? The word "spooky" will be banned this Halloween.
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Oct 18, 2021 |
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Floridaman sexually assaults a miniature horse. Floridaman locks entire family inside tennis court.
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Oct 15, 2021 |
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Nurse claims paranormal forces make her fart. Restaurant in Thailand serves food during the flood.
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Oct 14, 2021 |
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Tiger used for a gender reveal party. Teachers are banned from using words "good" and "bad".
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Oct 13, 2021 |
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Parents try to fire principal for listening to Iron Maiden. Meteor lands near lady's face.
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Oct 12, 2021 |
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Rent a fat person in Japan. Sweden offers a hotel for your sourdough starter.
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Oct 11, 2021 |
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Floridaman offers police $1.5 million to let him go. Lady attacked her man with a pan full of grits.
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Oct 08, 2021 |
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Life threatening wedgie nearly kills TikToker. China has an ongoing battle with "Dancing Grannies".
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Oct 07, 2021 |
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Man sues psychic for not removing a curse by his ex. Old man diagnosed with Restless Anal Syndrome.
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Oct 06, 2021 |
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Man divorced his rice cooker. Drunk grandma broke into a water park after hours, also broke legs.
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Oct 05, 2021 |
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Spank your teacher is new TikTok challenge. Ninja attacks a US army unit in the desert.
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Oct 04, 2021 |
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Florida woman pleasures herself in pre-owned vehicle. Florida woman throws bombs at Buddhist temple.
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Oct 01, 2021 |
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Cocaine pee is threatening the wildlife. White dude wins marathon after Kenyans take wrong route.
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Sep 30, 2021 |
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Clown shortage in Ireland! New church introduces people to Jesus using beer.
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Sep 29, 2021 |
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Haunted house actor stabs a boy with real knife. Teens put nicotine pouches in their foreskins.
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Sep 28, 2021 |
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No more eating dog in South Korea? Bizarre new drug trend is crushing up and snorting car parts.
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Sep 27, 2021 |
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Floridaman breaks into home to pet a cat. Floridaman's dangerous bulge gets him arrested.
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Sep 24, 2021 |
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Man used YouTube videos to remove wisdom teeth. Town is looking for whoever took their phone booth.
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Sep 23, 2021 |
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Botched backyard butt implant kills porn actress. The great blueberry heist stuns farmers.
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Sep 22, 2021 |
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Students take a stripper bus on a field trip. Car with "Free Car" sign had a surprise in the trunk.
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Sep 21, 2021 |
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Old man called 911 to say he was "tired". Boy gets USB cable stuck inside his penis while measuring.
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Sep 20, 2021 |
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Floridaman exposes himself to toll booth workers. Floridaman shot after fleeing from dinosaurs.
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Sep 17, 2021 |
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Gay priest refuses to marry heterosexuals. Lawyer arrested for walking beach with a bloody knife.
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Sep 16, 2021 |
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School wants kids to stop barking like dogs. Wooly Mammoth is coming back from extinction.
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Sep 15, 2021 |
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Cows are using toilets in order to save then planet. Bee stings on the penis will enlarge it or not?
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Sep 14, 2021 |
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Ex wife steals frozen brains and bodies from ex husband. Affordable housing in outer space to come.
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Sep 13, 2021 |
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Floridaman shows police his anus on his wedding day. Naked woman drives into a Florida shootout.
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Sep 10, 2021 |
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Generous Pope buys 15,000 ice creams for prisoners. Removing a condom without permission outlawed.
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Sep 09, 2021 |
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Man stole 700 pairs of women's panties. Man named Adolf Hitler wins a local election somehow.
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Sep 08, 2021 |
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Erotic satanic writer and a Bishop equals love. Cats are stressed out by this work at home lifest
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Sep 07, 2021 |
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Florida woman pulls a knife over a fart dispute at a dollar store. Barber shot gunman over haircut.
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Sep 03, 2021 |
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I don't practice Santeria! But if I did I would need a goat. China bans sissy boys from television.
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Sep 02, 2021 |
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San Fran will pay you for not shooting people. Drunk man arrested for trying to direct traffic.
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Sep 01, 2021 |
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Man cut off his penis during police highway pursuit. Camping inside churches is popular in UK.
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Aug 31, 2021 |
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Sex-crazed giant spiders attack! Man used scoreboard at a baseball game to break with his girl
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Aug 30, 2021 |
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Florida woman threw cat into a river. Floridaman falls asleep in Wendy's drive-thru.
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Aug 27, 2021 |
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Students acting and dressing like cats. Reno is banning whips in public.
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Aug 26, 2021 |
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Man glues his penis to death. Eating a hotdog takes 36 minutes off your life new study finds.
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Aug 25, 2021 |
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Zoo bans woman having an affair with chimpanzee. World's fastest roller coaster breaks rider's bones
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Aug 24, 2021 |
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No more drunk driving your elephant. Man stole 50 luxury cars for his 16 girlfriends.
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Aug 23, 2021 |
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Florida teacher calls the kids half-breeds. Woman pulled over for having man inside a dog cage.
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Aug 20, 2021 |
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Be buried next to Marilyn Monroe for $2mil. Baked Bean Bandit is leaving beans on people's cars.
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Aug 19, 2021 |
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Batman's sidekick Robin comes out of the closet. Alligator attacks a woman during a birthday party.
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Aug 18, 2021 |
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America's best restroom finalists. How many Dollar Stores are too many?
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Aug 17, 2021 |
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Stolen horse found in man's bedroom. Canadian police: beware of hay scams!
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Aug 16, 2021 |
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Florida woman test drives a car, then steals it. Lady pushes her baby into traffic while laughing.
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Aug 13, 2021 |
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Glory holes are approved for pandemic sex practices. Baller takes his helicopter to Dairy Queen.
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Aug 12, 2021 |
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Man tattoos a child in McDonald's. China will ban karaoke songs deemed to be a security threat.
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Aug 11, 2021 |
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Woman licks everything to stay healthy. Old Nazi fan in trouble for the WW II tank in his basement.
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Aug 10, 2021 |
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Do not hike to the Dildo sign. Also do not punch Olympic horses. Do go to the robot cafe in Tokyo.
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Aug 09, 2021 |
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Drunk Floridaman picks up child at daycare, then returns to pick child up from daycare. And pythons!
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Aug 06, 2021 |
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Parrots separated for swearing at the zoo visitors. An app tells you if your cat is happy.
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Aug 04, 2021 |
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Too many drunk drivers overwhelm a DUI checkpoint. Iceberg collapses at the Titanic Museum.
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Aug 03, 2021 |
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Man inserts live eel in his butt to cure constipation. A bacon shortage might be in our future NO!
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Aug 02, 2021 |
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Florida invaded by penis snakes! Floridaman tried to walk on water all the way to NY.
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Jul 30, 2021 |
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Trailer park for swingers opens! Flight attendants are training to defend against unruly passengers.
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Jul 29, 2021 |
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I rob you! But also offer you sex my wife! A shooter is stoned to death by entire party.
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Jul 28, 2021 |
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Doomsday music vault will survive nuclear war. Teens kill an old man over his Twitter handle.
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Jul 27, 2021 |
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Man with no arms offered to touch women's feet at Walmart. Teen awarded $20k for unique Dorito chip.
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Jul 26, 2021 |
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Naked Florida woman skinny dipping in stranger's pool. Floridaman bear maces Bath and Body Works.
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Jul 23, 2021 |
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Bra bucks aren't accepted during heatwave. Should you ask your child permission to change diaper?
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Jul 22, 2021 |
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China holds contest for the best sperm. Pigeon racing dispute results in a sword stabbing.
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Jul 21, 2021 |
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Lady goes on masturbation spree inside all parked cars. Video game sells for record $1.56 milllion.
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Jul 20, 2021 |
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Kids love the "Rainbow Dildo Butt Monkey". Lady breaks into dentist office, pulls teeth from patient
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Jul 20, 2021 |
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Floridaman tried to teach gator a lesson with wrestling. Man sells illegal iguanas out of his SUV.
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Jul 16, 2021 |
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Apple is afraid of the number 69. Library book is returned 300 years late.
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Jul 15, 2021 |
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Futuristic toilet turns your poo into digital currency. It's now legal to get your haircut on Sunday
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Jul 14, 2021 |
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Man used horse noises to torture neighbors for two years. Hundreds claim to have had sex with aliens
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Jul 13, 2021 |
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Tiger testicles, bowling balls and "Woke Coke"
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Jul 12, 2021 |
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Floridaman pretends to be fireworks. Woman crashes into many cars on her way to "get to the moon".
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Jul 09, 2021 |
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Swingers festival disrupts a small peaceful village. Peacock assassin hired off Craigslist.
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Jul 08, 2021 |
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Eyeball eating mice are plaguing Australia. Ferret puncher was sentenced to no pets for life.
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Jul 07, 2021 |
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Children's toy raps about the joys of cocaine. Australia introduces a 24 hour "Cat Curfew".
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Jul 06, 2021 |
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Floridaman hides meth inside his penis. Floridaman destroyed a store and blamed it on a caterpillar.
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Jul 02, 2021 |
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Police charge ghosts for harassing a man at work. Who knew Texans eat pickles at the movie theater?
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Jul 01, 2021 |
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Naked and afraid in the bush with deers. 10,000 pigeons are missing, have you seen them?
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Jun 30, 2021 |
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Penis ring legal battle with a Beatle. Famous singer watches porn with her sons to teach them sex.
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Jun 29, 2021 |
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An exorcism in a Home Depot. Man advises against having 86 wives.
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Jun 28, 2021 |
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Botched testicle surgery by Floridaman. Couple had sex in a playground cuz "You only live once!"
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Jun 25, 2021 |
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Family cremates the wrong dead cat. Redneck Rave features a slashing and impalement.
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Jun 24, 2021 |
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Factory makes flags only for burning. Backstreet Boys and NSYNC members form a dream team band.
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Jun 23, 2021 |
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Man licked a dead body at a mortuary. Nursing student wakes up to discover he's a trillionaire.
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Jun 22, 2021 |
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Illegal pistachio operation. Japanese man deported for eating kittens. Jeff Bezos petition part 2.
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Jun 21, 2021 |
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Floridaman claims he had permission to expose himself on a beach. Man pretends to be a squirrel.
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Jun 18, 2021 |
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Woman cuts off penis and fries it in soybean oil. Giant fiery water slide for the hot summer.
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Jun 17, 2021 |
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Born without a butthole, a city attempts to save a kitten. Girl Scouts have way too many cookies.
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Jun 16, 2021 |
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Nazi testicle gets man arrested. Please Jeff Bezos won't you buy and eat the Mona Lisa?
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Jun 16, 2021 |
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Woman's failed sex fetish stunt requires fire department rescue. Diver swallowed by a humpback whale
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Jun 14, 2021 |
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Floridaman crashes plane getting tacos. Man shoots boss after being fired. Stabbings at mini golf.
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Jun 11, 2021 |
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Nun with a gambling habit stole all the money. Shots fired after drunken Bigfoot sighting.
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Jun 10, 2021 |
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Dogs and cows and whales! Oh my!
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Jun 09, 2021 |
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Wanna look like you just peed yourself? These jeans will do it! Lady gets wallet lost 46 years ago.
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Jun 08, 2021 |
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Mother pretended to be her own daughter inside school. Patient does after guard performed surgery.
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Jun 07, 2021 |
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Floridaman takes son on a drive-by shooting. Florida woman rescued once again from the sewers.
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Jun 04, 2021 |
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House cat mistaken for a bobcat as school is evacuated. Flying dildo attacks a sheriff via drone.
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Jun 03, 2021 |
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Mayor claims abduction by Satan worshippers. Artist sells invisible "sculpture" for $15k.
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Jun 02, 2021 |
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Man finds dead lady stranger in his bed. Mullets and skinny jeans are banned!
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Jun 01, 2021 |
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Florida couple lured bears with donuts to fight dogs. Drunk driver blames it on a lightning strike.
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May 28, 2021 |
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Lady jumped into monkey exhibit to feed them Cheetos. Man burned down his own trailer to stay single
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May 27, 2021 |
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Unathletic alligator escaped a "zoo". Woman makes facials with her own urine.
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May 26, 2021 |
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Your unique anus print is a real thing. Chicken wing shortage reaches emergency status in America!
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May 25, 2021 |
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Annual grave digging contest. Missing man found dead inside a dinosaur statue. Fasting for a Lambo?
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May 24, 2021 |
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Bucket full of sex toys stolen by Florida women. Floridaman shoots at bananaman during road rage.
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May 21, 2021 |
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She used her buttocks to smother her husband to death. Decide what a stranger wears for a small fee!
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May 20, 2021 |
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We can breath through our buttholes everyone! Are you a hoarder? States with the most hoarders.
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May 19, 2021 |
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Man and a bear run for governor of California. Blood drops from the ceiling onto woman's face.
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May 18, 2021 |
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Period blood face mask for smooth skin. Parking lot brawls over Pokémon cards at Target.
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May 17, 2021 |
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Floridaman stabs a guy with a swordfish. Woman posed as a high school student to boost her Instagram
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May 14, 2021 |
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Pizza cooked on a volcano is hot and tasty. 1,000 feral cats released to catch all the Chicago rats.
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May 13, 2021 |
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Lady wakes up with an Irish accent after surgery but she's she'a not Irish. How to quit smoking!
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May 12, 2021 |
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Suspect and his pet tiger are on the lose! Missing woman found in forest says she just wants peace.
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May 11, 2021 |
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Nipple sucking by a teacher in Zoom class. Fugitive sends police a better selfie for his mugshot.
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May 10, 2021 |
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Florida woman throws her Whopper, yells racial slurs. Principal whacks student while mom records it.
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May 07, 2021 |
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New trend: Getting high by eating raw rotten meat. Police ask kids to stop playing nude Nerf Wars.
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May 06, 2021 |
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Woman ran a brothel using witchcraft and animal sacrifice. Foolish lady learns what ghosting is.
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May 05, 2021 |
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Edible insects sold in vending machines. Cult leader found mummified wrapped in Christmas lights.
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May 04, 2021 |
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Man broke into woman's home to steal her sex doll. Trillions of cicadas will be making sweet love.
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May 03, 2021 |
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Drunk Florida model offered to bang all the police. Florida lady choked and bit her Uber driver.
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Apr 30, 2021 |
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Man builds a poop wall after dispute with neighbor. Man smuggled 35 birds inside his clothes.
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Apr 29, 2021 |
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Hundreds of people fight in a field over the name Josh. American honey is radioactive from bombs.
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Apr 28, 2021 |
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Man trapped on Chinese boyband reality tv show. Winning race dog tests positive for meth.
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Apr 27, 2021 |
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Man arrested for dating 35 women for the birthday gifts. Lady charged with felony for unreturned VHS
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Apr 26, 2021 |
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Fake Florida witch stole all the money. Couple tried to get married in someone else's mansion.
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Apr 23, 2021 |
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Man skipped work for 15 years and still got paid. The mystery of the shaved cats and the blue dogs.
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Apr 22, 2021 |
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Get married at an active volcano. Transgender teen has two funerals as parents disagree on gender.
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Apr 21, 2021 |
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Scientists love dirty underwear! Crystal meth found in a breakfast taco.
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Apr 20, 2021 |
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Woman sprays her breast milk at strangers at a festival. You can sleep with the Stanley Cup for $5k.
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Apr 19, 2021 |
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Floridaman humps a tree then punches a cop. Man crashed his motorcycle with a baby in his lap.
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Apr 16, 2021 |
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Women tried to use $1 million bill at dollar store. Life sized teddy bear is walking from LA to SF.
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Apr 15, 2021 |
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Man gets naked on flight and asks for Italian smooches. Brazil is building an even bigger Jesus.
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Apr 14, 2021 |
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World's fattest rabbit has been kidnapped. Ladder may be the official tool of Tennessee bout why?
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Apr 13, 2021 |
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Woman gets pregnant while already pregnant. Police exercise a man to death for breaking curfew.
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Apr 12, 2021 |
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Florida Botox doctor drank Four Loko while injecting patients. No pants and a pistol tween his legs.
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Apr 10, 2021 |
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The Cannabis Ambulance makes house calls. Newlyweds forced to spend their wedding night in a stadium
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Apr 08, 2021 |
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Ketchup package shortage! Pilot mistakenly lands plan at an unfinished airport.
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Apr 07, 2021 |
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Metal band made of cats has a hit song.Candle that smells like Kim Kardashian’s orgasm hits market.
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Apr 06, 2021 |
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The great Easter bunny massacre is fun for the whole family. Baby born with three penises.
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Apr 05, 2021 |
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Floridaman and his emotional support python get a DUI. Florida school raffles off an assault rifle.
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Apr 02, 2021 |
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Bacon smelling shoelaces by Oscar Mayer. Cheerleaders at train stations in Tokyo for sad businessmen
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Apr 01, 2021 |
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International gang of Lego thieves. College bans the mullet. Women’s army underwear for the Swiss.
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Mar 31, 2021 |
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Mafia fugitive found on cooking video starring himself. Humans could become venomous scientists say.
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Mar 30, 2021 |
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Satan Shoes with blood inside for sale. Ravens are fat and stealing people’s groceries in Alaska.
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Mar 29, 2021 |
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Florida mom with a boxing glove fights middle schooler. Naked Florida lady roams sewers for 3 weeks.
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Mar 26, 2021 |
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Viking funerals may be legal. Sex doll hotel shut down in China. Give me all your cats!
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Mar 25, 2021 |
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Penises are shrinking around the world because of pollution. No more using hypnosis to solve crimes.
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Mar 24, 2021 |
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Witchcraft breast implants using mind control. Mule Festival sounds fun! Plague of mice in Austr
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Mar 23, 2021 |
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World’s first flying car airport. Dad arrested for bringing toddler into elephant habitat at zoo.
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Mar 22, 2021 |
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Floridaman pulls human ears from his pocket. Floridaman accused of sexing an Olaf doll in a Target.
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Mar 19, 2021 |
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Please don’t change your name to “Salmon” for free food. Man failed drivers test for 192nd time.
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Mar 18, 2021 |
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Bodybuilder divorces his sex doll wife. Japan has no guns and are now banning crossbows too.
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Mar 17, 2021 |
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Sex worker with two vaginas shows the world. Pro-Meat Day versus Meatless Day as battle continues.
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Mar 16, 2021 |
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Sperm bank on the moon. Psycho mom made deepfake nudes to harass her daughter’s cheerleading rivals.
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Mar 15, 2021 |
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Floridaman hides drugs in his hamburger. Florida woman assaults Floridaman with an angry cat.
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Mar 13, 2021 |
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Turkey destroys dentist office. Ban on serving coffee in baby bottles. China needs more masculinity.
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Mar 11, 2021 |
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Satan tries to get laid on the subway/ Canadians hunt for the last boxes of this glorious cereal.
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Mar 10, 2021 |
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Insects have gay sex accidentally and lots of it. Zoo tries to pass their security dog off as a wolf
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Mar 09, 2021 |
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Floridaman high with one sock speeding. 12 year old girl sold stun guns to her class. Naked jumper!
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Mar 05, 2021 |
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Cat attacks pilot and forces emergency landing. Karaoke singer fined for bad versions of ABBA.
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Mar 04, 2021 |
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Sex work seminar offered by University. Mr. Potato Head will drop the “Mister” and go genderless.
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Mar 03, 2021 |
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Japan demands a stop to anal testing. Woman steals neighbor’s goat and then paints the creature.
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Mar 02, 2021 |
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Mom’s Only Fans account gets her kids expelled from Catholic school. Edible crayons and Marines.
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Mar 01, 2021 |
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Floridaman smacks priest during mass. Florida woman in motorized wheelchair robbed a bank.
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Feb 26, 2021 |
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Kidnapped baby traded for Big Macs? Man fakes his own kidnapping to get out of work.
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Feb 25, 2021 |
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Bomb squad disarms bag of kittens. Japan hires an official Minister of Loneliness.
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Feb 24, 2021 |
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Woman bit off man’s tongue then a seagull ate it. Website shows neighborhoods with noisy children.
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Feb 23, 2021 |
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Nuns attend exorcism despite lockdown. Cocaine coated Frosted Flakes cereal seized by authorities.
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Feb 22, 2021 |
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Florida women dress as grannies to scam vaccines. Drunk Florida lady stabs drunk sister with epipen.
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Feb 19, 2021 |
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Gust of wind impregnates a woman? Family fights over the tattooed skin of a dead artist.
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Feb 18, 2021 |
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Offensive breast milk. Serial van pooper. Woman fakes her own abduction to avoid quarantine.
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Feb 17, 2021 |
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Man admits murder so police will plough his street. French workers can eat lunch at work legally.
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Feb 16, 2021 |
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Support group for people named Karen. Watching people study is the new internet craze.
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Feb 15, 2021 |
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Floridaman builds guitar out of dead uncle’s skeleton. Civil rights protest featuring traffic penis.
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Feb 12, 2021 |
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Sex robots can be hacked to kill their owners. Please stop milking the psychedelic toads to get high
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Feb 11, 2021 |
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81 person orgy broken up by police. Nerd used a sword to steal game cards from game shop.
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Feb 10, 2021 |
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Free dildo with every pizza promo! Man killed by cannon explosion during a gender reveal party.
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Feb 09, 2021 |
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Marijuana shortage in Jamaica? Knife wielding YouTuber is shot during a video prank robbery.
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Feb 08, 2021 |
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Floridaman exposes his balls while mattress shopping. Floridaman denied his attempt to join ISIS.
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Feb 05, 2021 |
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Man engaged to a sex doll welcomes a baby doll to the family. Name a cockroach after your ex.
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Feb 05, 2021 |
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Watching Super Bowl naked this year? Kidnapped man told he doesn’t have to pay Covid fine after all.
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Feb 03, 2021 |
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Prosthetic penis scam! Scientists teach spinach to send emails.
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Feb 02, 2021 |
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Police give free coffee to stop a riot. Man who had sex with chickens still allowed to keep pets.
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Feb 01, 2021 |
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Naked Floridaman does dumb things. Florida fugitive starts GofFundMe to flee the country.
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Jan 30, 2021 |
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Lady performs oral sex to stop robbery of a gas station. Dead professor teaches an online course.
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Jan 28, 2021 |
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Birth control for squirrels. Want to own a famous murder house? Witchcraft trial apology by town.
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Jan 27, 2021 |
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No mask? Give me 60 push ups! LBGT book publisher has to make disclaimers on children’s book.
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Jan 26, 2021 |
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Bigfoot Hunting Season is nearly upon us. Elderly in line for vaccine mistaken for illegal rave.
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Jan 25, 2021 |
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Floridaman stole horses to set them free. Floridaman and wife got the babysitter drunk for years.
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Jan 22, 2021 |
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First dinosaur butthole ever discovered. Couple arrested for sex on top of a Ferris wheel.
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Jan 21, 2021 |
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Cocaine Hippos need to be stopped! Phone hotline invites all frustrated people to call in and scream
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Jan 20, 2021 |
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Vagina scented candle explodes in woman’s home. Penis cupcakes leads to a pastry chef’s arrest.
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Jan 19, 2021 |
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Free divorce for Valentine’s Day! Man lived in an airport for 3 months. Carjacker is a good parent.
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Jan 18, 2021 |
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Florida exposed breasts elevator face off. Floridaman arrested for throwing pancake batter at a lady
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Jan 16, 2021 |
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Magic mushrooms grow in man’s veins after injection. “Rent a person that does nothing” in Japan.
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Jan 14, 2021 |
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Your penis is mine! Hacker locks people’s chastity cage. Surge in cavities among children in Japan.
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Jan 13, 2021 |
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Wife caught walking husband on a leash like a dog past curfew. Armed man demands to see the cats.
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Jan 12, 2021 |
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Huge uncontrollable penis on a children’s tv show sparks debate. Dog park may ban dog barking.
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Jan 11, 2021 |
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Floridaman tells cops he has cocaine in his butt. Man sent dead rats to his ex wife in Florida.
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Jan 08, 2021 |
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Showing butt crack is illegal at strip clubs. You can now eat your Christmas tree! Cannabis for cats
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Jan 07, 2021 |
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Man changes name to Celine Dion while drunk at Christmas. Don’t eat the poopsicles!
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Jan 06, 2021 |
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Best of Weird AF News 2020
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Jan 04, 2021 |
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Floridaman used fire extinguisher to dry off. Floridaman steals all the chicken wings at 7-Eleven.
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Jan 01, 2021 |
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Nurse has sex with Covid patient in hospital bathroom. Man busted for his tunnel of love by husband
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Dec 31, 2020 |
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Whites-only church opens, is it racist? Sacred toilet paper can’t be saved by firefighters.
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Dec 31, 2020 |
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Town uses cannon to fight a vulture plague. Ceiling fan recalled after sharp blades detach.
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Dec 29, 2020 |
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Christmas threesome with Santa, Mrs. Claus and an elf at the mall. Gingerbread monolith discovered.
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Dec 28, 2020 |
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Florida woman assaults sister with Christmas decoration. Teacher threatens to deport own students.
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Dec 25, 2020 |
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Penis drawings by guy on electric bike sparks manhunt. Bootleg winery at a sewage plant raided.
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Dec 24, 2020 |
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Woman beheads owl and then is assassinated. China now controls the weather and we should be scared.
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Dec 23, 2020 |
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Spam Burger with Oreo crumbs is coming to McDonald’s. Guess what car is the most drunk driven in US.
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Dec 23, 2020 |
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Son’s porn stash destroyed, parents must pay. Canadians are growing too much marijuana at home.
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Dec 21, 2020 |
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Florida menus will soon offer python. Custodian brings a rifle to school. Pinch a students nipples?
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Dec 19, 2020 |
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Man robs McDonald’s with a chainsaw. Enter to win the chance to blow up one of Trump’s casinos.
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Dec 17, 2020 |
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Strip club or church? Man arrested after accidentally showing police video of his huge weed farm.
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Dec 16, 2020 |
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Superspreader Santa infects entire elderly home. Man tricked women into changing his diaper.
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Dec 15, 2020 |
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Sex worker sues over lost wages in lockdown. McDonald’s opens a barber shop giving ‘90s haircuts.
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Dec 14, 2020 |
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Floridaman makes videos of snakes biting his face. Man arrested for leaving feces in mailboxes.
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Dec 12, 2020 |
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Erection pills mixed with happy pills in packaging error. Chinese flight crew will wear diapers.
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Dec 11, 2020 |
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Dead man banned from his own funeral for arriving in a chair. Children fear Santa spreading Covid.
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Dec 10, 2020 |
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Delivery robots are coming to terrorize ya! Breakdancing will now be an Olympic sport.
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Dec 09, 2020 |
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Lady hallucinates after eating gas station sushi. Men arrested for kidnapping turkey to vodka party.
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Dec 07, 2020 |
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Floridaman punches cab driver and yells “I’m Rick James b*tch!” Another Big Cat Rescue arm removal.
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Dec 04, 2020 |
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Tickle Bar opens so you can pay for a tickle. Woman kills husband then stabs her own privates.
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Dec 03, 2020 |
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One legged man bike rides 90 days to Tibet. Super Nintendo Theme Park opens in 2021 in Japan.
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Dec 02, 2020 |
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Dognappings are on the rise during lockdown. Mystery flight attendant selling sex between flights.
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Dec 01, 2020 |
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Penis shaped ice skating rink is best says mayor. Magic coronavirus scarecrows are working.
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Nov 30, 2020 |
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Florida couple has sex on a busy road. Mother forces son to vape weed to help him get some sleep.
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Nov 27, 2020 |
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Mayor waits for Holy Spirit to request mask time. Mysterious monolith discovered in Utah desert.
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Nov 26, 2020 |
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Man violates lockdown to smash a guy’s face in. Babysitter gets sued for feeding the kids nuggets.
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Nov 25, 2020 |
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Sex doll brought to school for a celebration. Would you eat lab grown human meat steaks?
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Nov 23, 2020 |
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Floridaman took a child on crime spree to “toughen him up”. Man on LSD attacks Disney cast member.
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Nov 20, 2020 |
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World War II Prison Camp for Kids. China will kill your dog if you violate their walking ban.
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Nov 20, 2020 |
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Space rock crashes through a home making the resident a millionaire. Chicken wakes a teen from coma.
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Nov 18, 2020 |
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Pope is an assman and concerned about robots. 87,000 Thanksgiving turkeys explode in a fire.
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Nov 17, 2020 |
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Underground fight club busted in NYC. Thanksgiving Turkey insurance is now available for the holiday
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Nov 17, 2020 |
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Floridaman stole deputy’s car for his own spiritual journey. Woman arrested for robbing a grave site
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Nov 13, 2020 |
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Don’t throw your child over the school fence please. Lonely? Hold hands with a sweaty robotic hand.
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Nov 12, 2020 |
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Police use portapotties to catch criminals. Monster wolf robots used to scare the bears of Japan.
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Nov 11, 2020 |
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Witches can’t get together for spell casting during pandemic. Japan’s Jo Baiden is not Joe Biden.
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Nov 10, 2020 |
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Smacking the kids is illegal in Scotland even if you’re drunk. Confident doctor marries himself.
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Nov 09, 2020 |
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Floridaman’s penis size questioned so he pulls a gun. Woman robs the store that denied her a refund.
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Nov 06, 2020 |
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Sex expert is auctioning off her virginity. “Emotional Support Canadians” offer help for Americans.
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Nov 05, 2020 |
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Killer bear owner choked to death on a sex toy. Police pause a raid so gang can take temperatures.
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Nov 04, 2020 |
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Chicken nuggets cure everything says doctor. College in Bali accepts a bag of coconuts for tuition.
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Nov 03, 2020 |
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Human head found in recycling bin is not a Halloween prank. Con artist tried to sell Alladin’s Lamp.
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Nov 02, 2020 |
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Floridaman paid to get mauled by a leopard. Man stole bulldozer to drive over some Biden signs.
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Oct 30, 2020 |
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Halloween skeleton strip club too risky for the neighborhood? Dead missing man’s skull surprise.
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Oct 29, 2020 |
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Student dressed as Hitler for book week. Fighting cock kills police chief during a raid.
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Oct 28, 2020 |
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Lady brings 23 family members on a first date unannounced. Tiny butthole robots are the future.
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Oct 27, 2020 |
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Genitals are invasively examined at the airport. New Spicy Ghost Pepper donut for Halloween.
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Oct 26, 2020 |
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Floridaman gave kids guns to fight the demons. Florida flying squirrel tracking ring busted.
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Oct 23, 2020 |
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Cannibal and his assistant castrate a volunteer. Gym declares itself a church to stay open.
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Oct 22, 2020 |
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No fist fighting on the moon says NASA. Funeral homes offer free limo rides to the polls.
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Oct 21, 2020 |
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Penis pump judge faces stiff sentence. Chicken nugget launched into space.
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Oct 20, 2020 |
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Student fakes own kidnapping on Zoom class. Rapper admits to fraud in his rap video, gets arrested.
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Oct 19, 2020 |
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Floridaman brings guns to Disney. Man reports himself drunk driving while drunk driving.
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Oct 16, 2020 |
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Woman calls off wedding to a ghost cuz he does drugs. Daytime karaoke banned cuz of homeschooling.
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Oct 15, 2020 |
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Young computer genius is latest saint. Theme park allows guests to work from the top of Ferris wheel
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Oct 14, 2020 |
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Cow hugging is the new wellness trend. Cocaine keeps washing up on the beach for treasure hunters.
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Oct 13, 2020 |
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Illegal butt injection casualties. Election officials: please don’t microwave your mail in ballots.
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Oct 12, 2020 |
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Floridaman hits a cop with a Bible. Floridaman requests ballot for his dead wife. Carjackings!!!!
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Oct 09, 2020 |
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Dead grandma resurrection led to man’s arrest in cemetery. Men with deep voices likely to cheat?
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Oct 08, 2020 |
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Baby Shark song used to torture prisoners. Powerlifter has to prove she’s a woman to board plane.
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Oct 07, 2020 |
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Deadly demons may be unleashed via Ouija board. COVID-19 pandemic is changing our dreams.
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Oct 06, 2020 |
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Unwanted prostate exams given by a hypnotist. Yakuza gang not allowed to trick or treat this year.
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Oct 05, 2020 |
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Florida barber shoots at clients over missed appointments. Fight over milk leads to a stabbing.
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Oct 02, 2020 |
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Court rules Subway’s bread is not bread. Bank tells woman that she’s dead except she’s not dead.
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Oct 01, 2020 |
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Vagina climate change cult gathers in California. Vulgar swearing parrots removed from UK zoo.
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Sep 30, 2020 |
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Dead mayor re-elected by a Romanian village. Man jailed in Thailand for his negative hotel review.
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Sep 29, 2020 |
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To meet aliens, man steals a truck. Pumpkin Spice Mac and Cheese is coming to the US!
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Sep 28, 2020 |
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Floridaman stole cat blood. Parents are getting naked and high during their kids online classes.
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Sep 25, 2020 |
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Black licorice overdose kills a man. Police are investigating a used condom recycling factory.
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Sep 24, 2020 |
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Mysterious brain washes up on beach. City hires a former pimp to help them clean up the streets.
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Sep 23, 2020 |
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Haunted toilet installed for Japanese Halloween theme park. Ottawa will pay you $100 to go there.
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Sep 22, 2020 |
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Man’s vibrator controlled by Twitter followers. “Pretend you are a slave” homework assignment?
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Sep 21, 2020 |
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Floridaman makes cocaine bacon. Lovely Butts goes wild. Kid kicked out of class for Hooters mask.
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Sep 18, 2020 |
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Taco Bell sells wine? Want a robot to keep your lonely grandma company?
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Sep 17, 2020 |
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Airline sells flights to nowhere. Anti-groping device is popular and necessary in Japan.
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Sep 16, 2020 |
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Woman married a tree. Big breasted Jesus is offensive to many. Flat Earthers take a voyage.
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Sep 15, 2020 |
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Burglar Poops in the dishwasher! Laday sawed off her hand for insurance. No peeps this holiday year?
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Sep 14, 2020 |
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Florida woman tests sex toy in middle of store. Alligator pool float mistaken for real alligator.
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Sep 11, 2020 |
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Boobies at the polls! There’s a monkey shortage. Dog DNA tracks owners who don’t clean up the poo.
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Sep 10, 2020 |
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Rusty moon! Bin Laden’s porn messages. The home that whiskey bought.
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Sep 09, 2020 |
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Woman glued her vagina shut to frame her ex. Salon discriminated by asking to hire “happy” stylist.
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Sep 08, 2020 |
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Florida woman offers cop sex for an E-cigarette. Sign spinner robbed store he was spinning sign for.
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Sep 04, 2020 |
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Pandemic sex should involve a mask and no kissing. Wife bites husband’s penis off over a rodent.
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Sep 03, 2020 |
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Smartphone Walking has been banned. Pilots report a guy in a jetpack flying near their planes at LAX
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Sep 02, 2020 |
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Selling your haunted house? Hire an exorcist. Man saved by his Lightening proof Crocs.
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Sep 01, 2020 |
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Don’t get humped by an elk! Woman kicked out of bingo for her uncovered breathing neck hole.
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Aug 31, 2020 |
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Witchcrafts leads to shooting. Woman threatened man over sausage. Farting father attacked by family.
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Aug 28, 2020 |
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Marijuana for these stressed out elephants. More people are getting fake boobs during the pandemic.
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Aug 27, 2020 |
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No bra needed in France! Jamaican woman crashes car, wakes up with a British accent.
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Aug 26, 2020 |
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Vampire threatens to drink the blood of a cop. It snows chocolate after a factory malfunction.
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Aug 25, 2020 |
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Walmart man gave out “Covid Hugs”. New law requires you to walk your dog twice a day for an hour.
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Aug 24, 2020 |
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Fake dentist butt kisser. Lawyer high on marijuana gummy worms. Captain Kirk gets sexy at a bus stop
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Aug 22, 2020 |
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Ninja museum was robbed of all its cash. Doctor performed amputation on his back porch, lost license
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Aug 20, 2020 |
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See-through public toilets in Japan. Farmer. Farmer defaced his enemy grave dressed as a woman.
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Aug 19, 2020 |
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Stop passing out drunk in the street! Surfer saves wife by punching great white shark.
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Aug 18, 2020 |
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Restaurant apologizes for weighing their customers. Bomb-sniffing cyborg locusts on the way!
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Aug 17, 2020 |
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The drugs aren’t mine cuz the pants aren’t mine! Man stole beef jerky to go with his bag of heroin.
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Aug 14, 2020 |
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Sex doll sales increasing during lockdown. Stay in the last Blockbuster video store - it’s on Airbnb
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Aug 13, 2020 |
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Guacamole maker explosion kills mayor. “The Movie You Will Never See” will be released in year 2115.
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Aug 12, 2020 |
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Airline will pay for your funeral if you die of the virus. No man-purses allowed in the casino!
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Aug 11, 2020 |
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Official Wizard gets a salary. Man burns down apartment proposing to his girlfriend.
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Aug 10, 2020 |
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Floridaman can't stop coughing on people while another Floridaman fired a gun for social distancing.
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Aug 07, 2020 |
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White Trash Bash 2020! Amazon delivery driver pooped in her lush garden.
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Aug 06, 2020 |
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Drug smuggling cat escapes prison. The return of the zombie cicadas. Dinosaur cancer?
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Aug 05, 2020 |
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Man has penis built into his arm after losing his own. Robot dolphins! Flying cars!
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Aug 04, 2020 |
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Human penis and testicles found in a freezer. Bars ban The song Sweet Caroline amid Covid fears.
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Aug 03, 2020 |
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Naked Florida tells police he's Batman. Floridaman threatens employees with ax over wearing a mask.
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Jul 31, 2020 |
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Free pizza for anyone named Karen. Doctor warns of demon sperm. Students fake their own kidnapping.
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Jul 30, 2020 |
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Threesomes during the pandemic are on the rise. Couple wins legal battle to name their son Lucifer.
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Jul 29, 2020 |
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Silver poop baffles doctors. Sacrificial animals should be purchased online this year.
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Jul 28, 2020 |
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Identical twins about to get pregnant by same man. Zookeeper grew weed in the Rhinoceros habitat.
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Jul 27, 2020 |
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Covid Parties in Florida. Mysterious blue hole off coast. Floridaman enters Canada without stopping.
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Jul 24, 2020 |
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Legalize toplessness in Minneapolis. Mysterious car with Covid-19 license plate continues to baffle.
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Jul 23, 2020 |
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Hostage ends after President endorses Joaquin Phoenix film. Gondola tours deal with fat tourists.
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Jul 22, 2020 |
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Darth Vader wins the Jamaican lottery. Man arrested for printing porn for his pals inside Walmart.
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Jul 21, 2020 |
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Woman pretends to be a dog, makes six figures. Teens dressing up like grandma's to buy alcohol.
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Jul 20, 2020 |
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Florida skinny dipper busted by a Canadian. “Join us Florida!And be infected by God’s Holy Carona!”
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Jul 17, 2020 |
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Attacked with Boom Boom sauce. Give me the virus with your smiling face. Drunk Seagulls over ants.
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Jul 16, 2020 |
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Black Plague squirrel alert in Colorado. Fan of apocalyptic films? Then you’ll love this pandemic.
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Jul 15, 2020 |
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Fewer farts from the cows in your Whopper! Art exhibition allowed visitors to steal the artwork.
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Jul 14, 2020 |
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Bite a seagull, save a Happy Meal. Dead cat received a voter registration application in the mail.
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Jul 13, 2020 |
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Human head found on road. Lawn mower DUI. Brain-eating amoeba alert. Insane ramen noodle lady.
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Jul 10, 2020 |
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Sex toys and Animal Crossing - a new connection. Fried chicken and beer banned on Korean beaches.
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Jul 09, 2020 |
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No gender on the Dutch ID cards. No deodorant on the smelly subway and wear your mask.
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Jul 08, 2020 |
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Lady urine bread anyone? Coronavirus party - first to get sick wins! US to stop paying dead people.
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Jul 07, 2020 |
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Bootleg helicopter operation shut down. Walmart parking lots will now be drive-in movie theaters.
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Jul 06, 2020 |
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Lap dances are okay during pandemic. Lady tried to steal puppy with a taser. Bleach rampage time!
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Jul 03, 2020 |
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Jesus as a lesbian in new film? Rapper Vanilla Ice will perform in Texas despite pandemic baby.
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Jul 02, 2020 |
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Sailors need to quit LSD says US Navy. How would you like a perfume that smells like outer space?
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Jul 01, 2020 |
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Who dares to poop outside the Queen's vacation castle? Golden Girls episode removed for mud masks?
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Jun 30, 2020 |
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Get a Ninja degree! One in three pilots in Pakistan have a fake license.
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Jun 29, 2020 |
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Floirdaman tried to steal a plane to fly weed to his girlfriend. Man with machete face tattoo attack
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Jun 26, 2020 |
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Lady coughed on a baby at Yogurtland and is wanted by police. Disposable urinals are the rage.
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Jun 25, 2020 |
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Genitalia trauma caused by pandemic? Why are sports stadiums filled with cardboard fans?
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Jun 24, 2020 |
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Male cat owners are not attractive according to study. Dumpster swimming pools no longer allowed.
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Jun 23, 2020 |
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Man smuggles cocaine inside artificial penis. Kids asked to plan their own funeral as homework.
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Jun 22, 2020 |
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Florida strippers: fake kidnappings, ripping power meters off buildings, and eating their shirts.
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Jun 19, 2020 |
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Man sues his date for herpes. Recent college grad gets a job as a human scarecrow.
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Jun 18, 2020 |
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CGI sex scenes are coming to Hollywood. Women are worshipping a Coronavirus Goddess in India.
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Jun 17, 2020 |
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Call your parents racist on Facebook and you could go to jail. Airport offers pretend travel tours.
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Jun 16, 2020 |
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Invest in Somali pirates! Man on horse and buggy denied service at KFC drive-thru.
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Jun 15, 2020 |
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Porn star runs for office in Florida. Circumcision protest? Man lets 12 year old girl drive 85 mph.
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Jun 12, 2020 |
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Why point a gun at your genitals? Donkey arrested for gambling. President can't nuke hurricanes.
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Jun 11, 2020 |
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Miss Hitler jailed for being in a Neo Nazi group. Hotel in Germany bans overweight guests.
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Jun 10, 2020 |
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Wear covid masks during sex, experts say. Man breaks into bank just to microwave a hot pocket.
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Jun 09, 2020 |
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Divorces rise after quarantine uncovers polygamy. DMV says no homemade license plates please.
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Jun 08, 2020 |
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Woman calls 911 for sex with an officer, man says his guns belong to John Wick, drive-through botox
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Jun 05, 2020 |
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Porn star arrested for killing a man with toad venom. Man threw a large pickle at a highway worker.
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Jun 04, 2020 |
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Having sex with someone you don't live with is illegal. Man threatened to release riot control bees.
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Jun 03, 2020 |
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Sneezing fetish during pandemic. Man claims he makes "healthy meth". Blue Jeans Johnny Jogger!
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Jun 02, 2020 |
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Sex workers okay but no sports just yet. People in the UK are fixing their own teeth during lockdown
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Jun 01, 2020 |
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Kicking chickens, a kidnapping, sex at the intersection and huge prom plans in Florida.
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May 29, 2020 |
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Sexual fetish involving machetes, a broom, and the wrong address. No screaming on rollercoasters!
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May 28, 2020 |
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Man arrested for stealing hundreds flip flops to have sex with. One table restaurant opening soon.
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May 28, 2020 |
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Show your nudes at the Denmark border. Bear wrestling at a zoo without a mask will get you fined.
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May 26, 2020 |
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Gay BDSM club considered essential. Indians defy lockdown and hold a massive funeral for a cow.
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May 25, 2020 |
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Florida man airs out his penis while driving. Florida mom still showers with 20 year old daughter.
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May 22, 2020 |
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Waist down massage only when parlours open up? No spitting on your balls during cricket match.
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May 21, 2020 |
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Topless weekend at Texas beach leads to 200 arrests. Dance clubs to reopen, but no dancing allowed.
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May 20, 2020 |
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Sex dolls replaced a crowd at soccer match. Woman rescues a 9 week old banana left inside her desk.
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May 19, 2020 |
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"Lockdown sex" buddy is what you need. Priest sprays holy water out squirt gun during distancing.
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May 18, 2020 |
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Florida woman kisses everyone while calling 911. Protestors demand gyms reopen while doing push-ups.
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May 15, 2020 |
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Fake boobs and muscles for your next Zoom date? Restaurant will put mannequins at empty tables.
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May 14, 2020 |
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100 year old woman beats the Coronavirus. Why millions of people pretending to be ants on Facebook?
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May 13, 2020 |
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Please don't masturbate in IKEA. During lockdown stay angry at your family less than ten minutes.
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May 12, 2020 |
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911 my crotch is on fire!! 20,000 teenagers were just given a driver's license without a road test.
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May 11, 2020 |
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Florida man tries to stab the devil out of his roommate. Man caught quarantining on Disney island.
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May 08, 2020 |
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Free weed and booze for quarrantined homeless. Drawing rainbows certainly will make you gay!
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May 07, 2020 |
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Pee Your Pants Challenge! Pope helps transgender prostitutes who lack customers during pandemic.
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May 06, 2020 |
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Sperm smoothies to fight Coronavirus? Fire marshal warns not to microwave your face mask.
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May 05, 2020 |
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Drive-thru funerals? Police seek person dressed as a creepy 27th century plague doctor.
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May 04, 2020 |
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Road raging mating alligators. Please don't remove your own moles during quarantine, urges doctor.
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May 02, 2020 |
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Top 10 Weird AF Coronavirus Conspiracy Theories
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Apr 30, 2020 |
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Help defeat potato mountain by eating fries. Spain sprays the beach with bleach to protect kids.
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Apr 29, 2020 |
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Tupac Shakur is alive in Kentucky awaiting unemployment. German police bust underground hair salons.
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Apr 28, 2020 |
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Masturbation is up. WAY up. Indian man pretended to be an onion dealer to beat the lockdown.
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Apr 27, 2020 |
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Florida Church sold bleach Coronavirus miracle cure. Grim Reaper will troll Florida's opened beaches
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Apr 24, 2020 |
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Governor puts Hennessy in Coronavirus care packages. Rent a llama or goat for your Zoom meeting!
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Apr 23, 2020 |
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Testicles make you more vulnerable to the virus. President asks gangs to stop giving care packages.
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Apr 22, 2020 |
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Tinder dating is okay says Dr. Fauci. Woman's breast implant deflects a bullet, saves her life.
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Apr 21, 2020 |
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Can farts spread Coronavirus? Stimulus checks in US being spent on tigers, dildos and guns.
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Apr 20, 2020 |
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Wrestling is deemed "essential business" in Florida. Giant Easter cookout gathering broken up.
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Apr 18, 2020 |
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Free weed and Toilet paper handed out by masked man. Social distancing for bears?
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Apr 17, 2020 |
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Woman steals news van with reporter inside. Can't hug humans? Hug some trees and feel their energy!
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Apr 15, 2020 |
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Woman's sexual attraction to chandeliers. Coronavirus lockdown spares Czech women an Easter beating.
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Apr 14, 2020 |
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Sex doll "celebrity" wedding postponed. Woman brought her meth to police for virus testing.
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Apr 13, 2020 |
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Easter eggs with porn inside were delivered to 400 mailboxes. EMT spits on a cashier over floortape.
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Apr 10, 2020 |
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Isolation got you down? Try howling at the moon. Home cooking burn accidents are on the rise.
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Apr 09, 2020 |
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Don't buy the blood of virus victims on the web. Crowd breaks lockdown for Pink Floyd coverband show
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Apr 08, 2020 |
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Nudists in trouble for not wearing masks at nude beach. Robots replace Japanese graduating class.
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Apr 07, 2020 |
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Mayor gets infected with virus on purpose. Horse and buggy drive thru testing center for the Amish.
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Apr 06, 2020 |
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Explosions and fires during gender reveal party. Stay at home except for church, it's a pandemic.
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Apr 03, 2020 |
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Dead daughter nudes posted by mom to memorialize her. Man dresses as a bush to break lockdown order.
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Apr 02, 2020 |
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Sex tape play-by-play during virus lockdown? Man arrested for pretending to be a ghost in a cemetery
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Apr 01, 2020 |
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Use your pee to build a tinyhouse. Man drove 200 miles for $20 Ebay item with his wife in the trunk
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Mar 31, 2020 |
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Drink vodka and play hockey to cure the virus? Lady arrested for driving around for no reason.
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Mar 31, 2020 |
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Cure Coronavirus by blowing hairdryer up the nose? Naked couple fight over a pee napkin at the mall.
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Mar 27, 2020 |
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Man seduced by a dolphin named Dolly. Adopt a lonely grandparent to comfort during isolaton.
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Mar 26, 2020 |
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Cut down on rim jobs says NYC. Old man leaves lockdown to hunt Pokemon.
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Mar 25, 2020 |
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Naked hand sanitizer wrestling. African king goes on a mad axe rampage.
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Mar 24, 2020 |
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Testicle Festival delayed from virus. Lady gave birth in the toilet paper aisle of a Walmart.
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Mar 23, 2020 |
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Spring breakers only care about one kinda Corona! Man eats stolen debit card in front of cops.
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Mar 21, 2020 |
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Mexican toilet paper to the rescue! First breast milk dispensary opens in a place that needs it.
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Mar 19, 2020 |
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Man dressed as T. Rex caught leaving house during lockdown. Yoga ban lifted but no namaste's pleased
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Mar 18, 2020 |
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Can you wipe your butt with banana leafs? Lady thinks block of cheese is a bar of soap.
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Mar 17, 2020 |
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Don't masturbate with hand sanitizer, doctors warn. Have you tried "tractor" therapy for the virus?
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Mar 16, 2020 |
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Beheading athletes is an option for one angry gambler. Florida man refuses to NOT be a dentist.
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Mar 13, 2020 |
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Hawaiian pizza voted off the menu in Canada. Student suspended for selling squirts of sanitizer.
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Mar 12, 2020 |
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How strip clubs are handling the Coronavirus outbreak. Exploding Hamme Festival injures 43 people
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Mar 11, 2020 |
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Marines drinking cobra blood will not be tolerated. Chess players die from laughing gas.
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Mar 10, 2020 |
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Sex change to avoid execution. Red wine flows from taps instead of water in Italian village.
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Mar 09, 2020 |
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Man threatens family with Coldplay lyrics. Guy goes on sledgehammer spree to kill his demons.
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Mar 06, 2020 |
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Murdered pizza delivery drivers. Will your own cat eat your dead corpse?
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Mar 05, 2020 |
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Ghost of famous writer caught on camera throwing books. Vegan wants meat eaters to shut windows.
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Mar 04, 2020 |
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Haunted voice of Jesus coming through the walls. Satanic pig heads on stakes at the beach.
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Mar 03, 2020 |
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Army of ducks will battle army of locusts. It's new! It's Japanese! It's sliced mayonnaise?
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Mar 02, 2020 |
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Florida lady kills boyfriend by zipping him inside suitcase. Elderly patient gets unwanted toe suck.
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Feb 28, 2020 |
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Holocaust themed carnival parade creates a stir. Prison inmates trade hostage for a Mars bar.
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Feb 27, 2020 |
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Lady urinating alcohol in rare condition. Do not put frozen potatoes in your butt!
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Feb 26, 2020 |
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Walk around naked with llamas and pay for it! Mysterious pillowcases full of snakes.
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Feb 25, 2020 |
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Flat Earther crashes his homemade rocket and dies. Swarm of 40,000 bees shut down street.
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Feb 24, 2020 |
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Snake orgy causes park shut down. Jars of human tongues found under a home, but whos?
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Feb 21, 2020 |
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Air freshener that smells like a schoolgirl in your passenger seat. Porn shot in a library.
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Feb 20, 2020 |
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Opioid vending machines coming! Dog owners take more photos if their pet than their spouse.
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Feb 19, 2020 |
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Vagina super glued shut by jealous husband. Toilet paper heist by Honk Kong gang.
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Feb 18, 2020 |
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Forced vasectomies on all men age 50? Fake baby photographer drugs moms to steal their babies.
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Feb 17, 2020 |
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Emotional support chickens cannot save this Florida man arrested for the 66th time.
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Feb 14, 2020 |
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Man robs a bank on a date, forced woman to be getaway driver. Jet lands after drunk man eats phone.
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Feb 13, 2020 |
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Free porn for all coronavirus cruise passengers. One in ten people have the wrong father.
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Feb 12, 2020 |
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Vagina smelling incense by a pop singer! Sex crazed bats attacking all the kids.
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Feb 11, 2020 |
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Cut off a clitoris and save a music career. Man arrested for stealing a steamroller.
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Feb 10, 2020 |
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We want our foreskin back! Herpes Monkeys. Police find drugs in bag labeled, "Bag full of drugs"
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Feb 07, 2020 |
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White racist women dinner party. Blind man's vision returns after being hit by a car.
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Feb 06, 2020 |
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Can I speak to Agent Penis? Porn warnings will be required under new proposal.
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Feb 05, 2020 |
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Drinking cow urine won't stop coronavirus. Church holds late Sunday "Hangover Service".
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Feb 04, 2020 |
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Woman bites off man's tongue on first date. No-armed beauty queen crowned.
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Feb 03, 2020 |
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Florida Python Bowl 2020. Day care worker fired for writing all over a child.
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Jan 31, 2020 |
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Man smokes marijuana while in the court for marijuana. Postal worker hides mail in a storage unit.
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Jan 30, 2020 |
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Breastfeeding grown men is popular in Africa. Fairies will kill all fisherman in Scotland.
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Jan 29, 2020 |
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Dipping testicles in soy sauce on video? Marrying ghosts is still popular in rural China.
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Jan 28, 2020 |
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"Penis Man" artist taken down by armed SWAT team. Masturbate with banana peels? Docs say no.
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Jan 27, 2020 |
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Iguanas falling from the sky equals meat for sale. Lady makes a bomb inside Walmart.
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Jan 24, 2020 |
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Porn star GoFundMe for military cadet, who wanted a date. Man discovered his own grave in a cemetery
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Jan 23, 2020 |
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Sperm from dead guys okay? China is pajama shaming.
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Jan 22, 2020 |
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Drunk man has sex with a fence. Son mixed his mom's ashes with his drugs, police say.
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Jan 21, 2020 |
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Porn for the deaf! Wife strangulates cheating husband's genitals in DIY chastity belt.
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Jan 20, 2020 |
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Crack prescription from a Florida doctor? Mom allows son's circumcision so she can get out of jail.
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Jan 17, 2020 |
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Man requests swordfight to settle legal dispute with ex wife. Large Amish rave shut down by police.
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Jan 16, 2020 |
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Penis shrinking pills pushed on famous Batman actor. Man attacked woman with ranch dressing.
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Jan 15, 2020 |
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Alien porn is trending! First human composting site in the world.
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Jan 14, 2020 |
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Vagina smelling candle from Gwyneth Paltrow. Proposal to ban cell phone use for people under age 21?
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Jan 13, 2020 |
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Toe sucking burglar strikes in Florida. Trailer park lady throws bucket of feces on her landlord.
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Jan 10, 2020 |
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Gilrfriend choked over fart comment. New Bandaid for your taint will help premature ejaculation.
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Jan 09, 2020 |
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Lady with "pube face" from a dog bite sues docs. Devastating honeymoon Vaginismus strikes.
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Jan 08, 2020 |
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Drunk woman offers sex on a plane, headbutts entire staff. Wanna take your dead newborn on a walk?
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Jan 07, 2020 |
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Guy on meth carjacks a man and his pet goat outside adult video store. Lady sold her husband for $17
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Jan 06, 2020 |
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Tasing old ladies in Florida. Some people enjoy mowing their lawn at night... ALL night.
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Jan 03, 2020 |
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Lady caught using dog pee to pass a drug test. Town abandons possum dropping tradition after outcry.
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Jan 02, 2020 |
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BEST OF WEIRD AF NEWS 2019
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Dec 31, 2019 |
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Clothes made of urine? Get wasted and visit the Hangover Museum!
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Dec 30, 2019 |
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Free marijuana for everyone "Cuz it's Christmas!" Officer sold his real gun cuz he needed the cash.
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Dec 27, 2019 |
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"My ass is on fire!" Woman calls emergency line over spicy curry. Dad shot barber for son's bad hair
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Dec 26, 2019 |
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Meth lab in a Church has contaminated the holiday toys. Shoplifter throws a live baby at security.
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Dec 24, 2019 |
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Tampons in men's restrooms should be required? Lady lights her boyfriend on fire over subway job.
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Dec 23, 2019 |
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Smoke weed on a boat while abandoning your kids, shoot at your coworker's mother & do Sloth Yoga!
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Dec 21, 2019 |
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Dead man in wife's freezer with note: "She didn't kill me." The great Boston lobster truck heist.
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Dec 19, 2019 |
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Penis removed from sex crazed duck named Dave. Reality stars promote poisonous drink to their fans.
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Dec 18, 2019 |
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Fellatio cafe offers oral sex with your coffee. Netflix released a gay Jesus Christmas special.
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Dec 17, 2019 |
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Lady brings her recently dead friend to Church to "seek help from God". Santas take down a killer.
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Dec 16, 2019 |
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Stripper arrested for squirting vaginal fluid at police. Stolen money for sex toy shop joyrides.
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Dec 13, 2019 |
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Giant penis Christmas lights anger neighbors. Renting dead bodies scam is on the rise.
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Dec 12, 2019 |
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Sex offender's wife runs daycare right next door. Man registered bees as emotional support animals.
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Dec 12, 2019 |
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Father Christmas is not gender neutral and people are angry. Man's farts kill mosquitoes.
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Dec 10, 2019 |
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Santa loves cocaine apparently. Hangovers are not tolerated at Chipotle.
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Dec 09, 2019 |
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Machine gun found in baby bouncer box. Man leaves boy on the police station lawn for being gay.
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Dec 06, 2019 |
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Woman hides 23 ATM cards in her vagina. Airline opens restaurant that only serves airline food.
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Dec 05, 2019 |
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Breast milk assault on a train. Brace yourself for the global french fry shortage!
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Dec 04, 2019 |
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Fake your own death, get inside a coffin and be happy! Farmers use VR headsets on their cows.
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Dec 03, 2019 |
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Butthole Sunning is latest health craze. Penis enlargement massage capital is Indonesia.
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Dec 02, 2019 |
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Dog drives a car for over an hour in reverse. Man arrested for challenging the cops to a car race
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Nov 29, 2019 |
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10 Weird Thanksgiving dinner options. Christmas tree shortage leads to gangs of pro tree theives.
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Nov 28, 2019 |
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Smiling serial poop dumper terrorizing Toronto. Crocodile controlling sorcerer kicked out village.
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Nov 27, 2019 |
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Porn star Instagram discrimination. Hitler's birthplace will soon be a police station.
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Nov 26, 2019 |
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Biker gang steals dead baby from hospital. Man creates own dating app and he's only guy on there.
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Nov 25, 2019 |
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Woman bites penis "out of frustration". Couple wins a baby in radio contest.
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Nov 23, 2019 |
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Wild lion used as guard dog is not allowed. Penis parasites in Africa are a pain in the butt.
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Nov 21, 2019 |
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Want blood for sex on wedding night? Man attacks family for not supoorting him on America Got Talent
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Nov 21, 2019 |
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Get rich off whale puke! Evil airport bag handler swaps 286 bagtags.
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Nov 19, 2019 |
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Son brings "Spiderman" heroin to school. People are sharing their poop pics on Facebook.
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Nov 19, 2019 |
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Woman drowns cat to take it to Jesus. Woman shoots up a house after Xbox Live argument.
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Nov 15, 2019 |
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The dangers of masturbating with electric toothbrushes. Lady prank calls 911 over 24,000 times.
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Nov 14, 2019 |
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Alexa smartspeaker witnesses murder. Wife identifies her shark eaten husband.
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Nov 13, 2019 |
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Baby born on dancefloor gets free club admission for life. Yodeling drunk e-scooter drivers.
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Nov 13, 2019 |
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Gender reveal plane crash. Man breaks into store to save the mannequins from sex slavery.
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Nov 11, 2019 |
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Disney Princess groper arrested. Emotional support rooster terrorizing neighbors.
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Nov 08, 2019 |
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Masturbate in the privacy of your own cardboard box. Extreme embalming so dead granny can stand.
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Nov 07, 2019 |
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Daughter's virginity maintained by Rapper T.I. China fears video game addiction & imposes curfew.
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Nov 06, 2019 |
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Girl's feet flavored fried chicken? All the bacon in the world is uneaten.
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Nov 05, 2019 |
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Nazi costume in elementary school parade. Same sex scenes have been approved by Delta.
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Nov 04, 2019 |
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Fisherman raped by mermaids. Man goes on road rage with nunchucks.
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Nov 01, 2019 |
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Death by pumpkin carving? Phone sex hotline given instead of suicide hotline number to students.
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Oct 31, 2019 |
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Pilots watch passengers pee. Man saved fingernail clippings for a year & made engagement ring.
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Oct 30, 2019 |
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Moose dropping festival mayhem! Hashish cake served accidentally at a funeral.
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Oct 29, 2019 |
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Vagina museum! Teenager breaks into prison to save his relationship with criminal girlfriend.
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Oct 29, 2019 |
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Man has sex with stuffed animals in Target. Stripper armed with a gun attacks rival dancer on stage.
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Oct 25, 2019 |
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Couple adopts girl - turns out to be an adult dwarf murderer. Scariest haunted house in US.
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Oct 25, 2019 |
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Sex offender's trick or treat. Bride halloween costume pulled because it encourages child marriage.
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Oct 23, 2019 |
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Groom brings gay lover on honeymoon with new bride. Saying "bitch" may be illegal in Mass.
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Oct 22, 2019 |
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Smartphone detox camp anyone? Mom discovers a burglar bathing her two-year old.
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Oct 21, 2019 |
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Store owner fires AK-47 at customers. Man has eaten only mac n cheese for 17 years.
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Oct 18, 2019 |
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Pop up brothels cannot be stopped! Snake massages offered at spas.
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Oct 17, 2019 |
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Scrotum injections by five boyfriends led to death. Family found living 9 years in a basement.
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Oct 16, 2019 |
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Vagina toothpaste doesn't work doctors say. Dead man pranks his family with ghostly recording.
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Oct 15, 2019 |
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Meth sandwiches and shakes. Farmers deny man sex with their horses and cows.
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Oct 14, 2019 |
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Florida birthday surpise shooting. Men arrested for getting an alligator drunk.
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Oct 11, 2019 |
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Drunk e-scooter driving epidemic. Be on the lookout for Buddhist aliens!
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Oct 10, 2019 |
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Jesus shoes filled with holy water! Cattle mutilations in Oregon.
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Oct 09, 2019 |
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Dog shoots woman in a car. Nudists with a fire truck help fight a blaze.
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Oct 08, 2019 |
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Lady twerks for a lion at the zoo. Guinea pig ice cream is a hit!
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Oct 07, 2019 |
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Strip club will now host church services. Man breaks into a home to cook breakfast.
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Oct 04, 2019 |
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Wifi allergy lady sleeps in copper sleeping bag. Protestors lose control of a fake blood fire hose.
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Oct 03, 2019 |
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Zombies wanted for apocalypse survival test. Deputy accused if stripping and baptising a suspect.
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Oct 02, 2019 |
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Army posts ad for dead bodies and parts. Pornographic hackers in public.
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Oct 01, 2019 |
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Fake vagina stolen by Elvis impersonator. Babymaps lets you know where babies are seated on flight.
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Sep 30, 2019 |
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Teacher sold drugs to her students. Teen attacks relatives at dinner for denying her tomatoes.
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Sep 28, 2019 |
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Broken heart syndrome. Man arrested for burp-pranking the emergency hotline 22 times.
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Sep 26, 2019 |
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World fart competition ends with no farts. Masturbation lessons in public schools?
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Sep 25, 2019 |
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Public pooping cannot be stopped! Japan going wild for luxury toilet paper.
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Sep 24, 2019 |
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Woman bites testicles of a camel. Man drowns during underwater marriage proposal.
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Sep 23, 2019 |
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Couple has sex in back of police car after arrested for drunk bicycling. Want a job hunting pythons?
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Sep 20, 2019 |
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Loch Ness Monster in China? Philippines man makes love to his neighbor's pet pig.
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Sep 19, 2019 |
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Semen explosion at artificial insemination facility. Man missing 22 years found using Google Earth.
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Sep 18, 2019 |
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Dog woman sex for a birthday present. Scientists make a knife out of poop.
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Sep 17, 2019 |
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Marriage proposals at gunpoint. Teen thinks every day is June 11 after head injury.
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Sep 16, 2019 |
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Woman plans to marry a videogame. Fake fortune teller convinced a family they were cursed.
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Sep 14, 2019 |
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Farting on planes against the law? Robot priests are invading our churches.
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Sep 12, 2019 |
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Sex toy hacking. Pastor dies trying to break Jesus' 40 day fasting record.
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Sep 11, 2019 |
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Sex dolls made to look like your friend's girlfriend. Stolen rollercoaster...of love.
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Sep 09, 2019 |
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Hurricane! Drop ice in it to make it stop! Park your Smart car in the kitchen - it won't blow away!
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Sep 06, 2019 |
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Robot strippers have arrived and they're creepy AF. Hairy babies from medication mixup.
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Sep 04, 2019 |
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Patient's vagina used as ventriloquist dummy by a nurse. Pope got stuck in the elevator.
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Sep 03, 2019 |
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Naked lawn mower wants teaching job. Michael Jackson impersonator attacked in street brawl.
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Aug 30, 2019 |
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"Air Dicks" are a nuisance in Japan. Watch out for the rolling mountain poop balls.
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Aug 29, 2019 |
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When Sex Robots attack. Red Bull pays Canadians that didn't grow wings after drinking it.
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Aug 28, 2019 |
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Waterpark closes after 40 people fight over a towel. Weed hungry seagull spoils a drugbust.
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Aug 27, 2019 |
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Buttcon - convention for butts. NASA investigates first crime in space.
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Aug 26, 2019 |
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Sword fight over trash. Botched Dark web castration session.
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Aug 23, 2019 |
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Smoke break for high schoolers? Karaoke with coworkers no longer required.
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Aug 22, 2019 |
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Swastika ride at German amusement park shut down. Senior citizens arrested for public sex.
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Aug 21, 2019 |
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"Avocado Hand" sending people to hospital. Wanted: a serial wedding crasher/gift thief.
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Aug 20, 2019 |
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Booty call gone wrong leads to house burning. Anti sex technology in public bathrooms.
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Aug 19, 2019 |
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Gun stolen during orgy. Attack with nunchucks, bug spray, and Ragu sauce.
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Aug 16, 2019 |
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Fish are turning gay in Malaysia. Man dies during taco eating contest.
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Aug 15, 2019 |
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Masturbation vending machine opens in Japan. Demonic possession in schools is up.
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Aug 14, 2019 |
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Man's penis turns to bone. Miniature horses allowed to fly as service animals.
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Aug 13, 2019 |
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Blue-eyed sperm is in demand in Brazil. Man hospitalized for singing too much karaoke.
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Aug 12, 2019 |
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Getting high for Jesus! "I've shot people for less." Says man who pulled gun on late delivery.
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Aug 09, 2019 |
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Chernobyl vodka is not radioactive. World's first plant hotel opens in London.
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Aug 08, 2019 |
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Poop museum opening! Doctors warn ladies not to put wasp nests inside their vagina.
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Aug 07, 2019 |
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Cow cuddling costs $300. Priest arrested for stalking Conan O'Brien.
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Aug 06, 2019 |
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Dead mom blown up by the military without consent. Basketball player finds out he's pregnant.
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Aug 06, 2019 |
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Human is shot during open Iguana season. "I didn't break into your home. It was my horse!"
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Aug 02, 2019 |
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Woman married dog on live television. 1 in 4 delivery drivers admit to tasting your food.
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Aug 01, 2019 |
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Albino body parts used for witchcraft? US Mexico border see-saws installed for the kids.
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Jul 31, 2019 |
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Lady urinates on potatoes at Walmart. Actor accused of drug dealing claims it was all for the role.
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Jul 30, 2019 |
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Clown causes brawl on cruise ship. Grasshoppers invade Las Vegas.
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Jul 29, 2019 |
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Pooping in hot tubs is fun! Her FastPass didn't work so she punched a Disney employee in the face.
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Jul 26, 2019 |
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Storm Loch Ness! Find the Monster! Daycare under police protection after removing pork from menu.
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Jul 25, 2019 |
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Perverts are ruining "Nude Zone"! McDonald's customer fires a gun over cold fries.
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Jul 25, 2019 |
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Five days on a toilet? Bleeding birds falling from the sky?
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Jul 23, 2019 |
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"Big Penis" surprisingly works! Police ask criminals to take a break during this heatwave.
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Jul 22, 2019 |
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Man flees with penis of his wife's lover. Five guys arrested for fighting at Five Guys.
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Jul 19, 2019 |
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Orgy at Sexfest leads to a heart attack. Who opened my "maintenance hole"?
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Jul 18, 2019 |
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T-Rex races! Lady attempts car-jacking use a live snake.
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Jul 17, 2019 |
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Underwear that's worth the crime. Why not pay $3000 to drive towards a tornado?
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Jul 16, 2019 |
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Meth gators are high and dangerous. Military warns: do not storm Area 51 looking for aliens.
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Jul 15, 2019 |
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She urinated in the ice cream?! School principal claims the Holocaust wasn't a factual historical ev
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Jul 12, 2019 |
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Gender reveal car explosion. Radioactive tourism sounds fun!
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Jul 11, 2019 |
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Drunk airline pilots in Korea. Smartphone addicts get special traffic lights on the ground.
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Jul 10, 2019 |
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Sex toy app for burning calories while masturbating. Marijuana poop is getting dogs high AF.
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Jul 09, 2019 |
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Viral ice cream lickers! Mother gave birth to other couple's babies after fertility mistake.
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Jul 08, 2019 |
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Woman tips $5,000 as revenge on boyfriend. Man caught petting and feeding bagels to alligator.
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Jul 05, 2019 |
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Watching porn at work. Airports open terminals up to tourists to hang out.
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Jul 03, 2019 |
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Selfies more dangerous than shark attacks. Why are kids being lured to Hell's Angels Clubhouse?
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Jul 02, 2019 |
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Rid city demons with holy water helicopter drop. Denver is feeding geese to hungry families.
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Jul 01, 2019 |
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Poop and run caught on video. Man accused of killing Pinky the Flamingo run over by a truck.
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Jun 28, 2019 |
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Man gives police sperm sample instead of urine. Arby's creates "Megetables" - fake vegetables.
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Jun 27, 2019 |
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Sex doll that looks like your dead partner? Car dealership gives a Bible & Shotgun with every sale.
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Jun 26, 2019 |
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Poop transplant death. Astronaut poop is on the moon and we need it.
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Jun 25, 2019 |
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Woman divorces 300 year old pirate ghost. Attacking seagulls keep elderly couple hostage.
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Jun 24, 2019 |
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Man steals pool floats to have sex with them. Legend of the Florida Skunk Ape!
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Jun 21, 2019 |
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That's a bear? Thought my pet was a dog! Dueling is now legal in Canada.
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Jun 20, 2019 |
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Attack squirrel on meth. Magic Mushroom Melt offered in Denver.
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Jun 19, 2019 |
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Sisters take wrong man off life support. Do YOU have "Text Neck"?
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Jun 18, 2019 |
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Prison pot is okay if inmates don't inhale. Drunk DRONE-ing outlawed in Japan.
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Jun 17, 2019 |
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A vagina shooting during foreplay with gun. Alligator used during gender reveal party.
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Jun 14, 2019 |
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World's oldest bong found. Man's severed toes will be used in a famous cocktail.
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Jun 13, 2019 |
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Ice cream truck seizure. Dodgeball: a "tool of oppression"?
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Jun 12, 2019 |
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Oral sex during exorcisms? Two frogs were married so it will rain.
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Jun 11, 2019 |
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Glittery horse lube thrown at cops. "Transabled" people become disabled on purpose.
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Jun 10, 2019 |
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Coked up boat captain fires a gun, threatens passengers. Man arrested for pouring ketchup on his sle
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Jun 07, 2019 |
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Man fasts on his exe's doorstep and she marries him. Radioactive meltdown tourism is actually safe!
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Jun 06, 2019 |
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Blow-drying testicles is no longer allowed. Straight Pride Parade in Boston?
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Jun 06, 2019 |
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Drink with live rats at the rat bar. Police invent MDMA smelling perfume.
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Jun 05, 2019 |
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Porn Prevention System in UK. Pokemon weddings in Japan.
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Jun 03, 2019 |
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Multi colored pet pig cruelty at the mall. Schoolbus drivers caught having lesbian sex on the bus.
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May 31, 2019 |
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Emotional support animals attack! 96 year old woman fronts a death metal band.
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May 30, 2019 |
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Free Viagra for the whole town! Noah's Ark themepark has been flooded.
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May 29, 2019 |
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World's first Bonerless Bathing Suit. A woman married an actual bridge.
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May 28, 2019 |
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UFO's are invading military space. Memorial Day facts you may not know.
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May 27, 2019 |
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Cheeseburger to the face! Lady kicks cop in groin then offers to kiss it.
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May 24, 2019 |
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Dead man's sperm allowed to procreate. Real Pastor does baptisms in Virtual Reality.
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May 23, 2019 |
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Show your boobs, end a protest! Students feed teachers urine filled crepes.
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May 22, 2019 |
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Need a Game of Thrones therapist? Bizarre cow kissing challenge in Austria.
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May 21, 2019 |
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Why coffee makes us poop. Texting while walking could be illegal?
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May 20, 2019 |
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Her vagina hid 7 syringes! Comedy club audience member calls 911 because of a joke.
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May 17, 2019 |
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Demonic possession is up and so are exorcism courses. World's most expensive cup of coffee!
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May 16, 2019 |
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Pornhub for politicians! Top sexiest (and unsexiest) US accents
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May 15, 2019 |
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Penis extensions fail. Ireland's first alcohol free bar!
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May 14, 2019 |
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AZ legalizes nunchucks. Burger King introduces "Unhappy Meals"!
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May 13, 2019 |
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Woman pulls gator from her pants during police stop. Drunk man crashes lawn mower into police car, c
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May 10, 2019 |
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Designated drug dealer spaces in Berlin? Family of drunk groom held hostage over dowry
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May 09, 2019 |
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Woman asks for "Agent Penis" at the CIA. Cocaine found in the shrimp.
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May 08, 2019 |
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Pope tells hairdressers not to gossip. Maggots in the sausage? Yum!
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May 07, 2019 |
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Menstrual themed cocktail controversy. WTF are "Beer Burros"?
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May 06, 2019 |
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Meth smoking man fights a mattress. Flesh eating bacteria is everywhere!
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May 03, 2019 |
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Depressed? Try psychedelic toad milk! The Indian army found Yeti.
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May 02, 2019 |
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Vampire facials gave people HIV. Companies to ban the handshake?
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May 01, 2019 |
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Avengers movie leaker beat-down. Trapped in a hole for love.
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Apr 30, 2019 |
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"911? How can I kill my boyfriend?" Russian spy whale caught begging for food.
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Apr 29, 2019 |
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Woman shot husband on tax day. Police impersonator pulls over undercover police.
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Apr 26, 2019 |
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Don't put garlic in your vagina! Astrological sign roommate discrimination?
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Apr 25, 2019 |
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Selfie deaths are an epidemic. Mini wrestlers busted for steroids and weed.
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Apr 24, 2019 |
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Pet dog raised from the dead. The mouth is for eating not oral sex!
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Apr 23, 2019 |
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Slap and cut a pastor for Easter! "Escape from Egypt', the passover escape room.
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Apr 22, 2019 |
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Man squirts urine at lady dogwalker. Fake alligator wrestling at the mall.
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Apr 19, 2019 |
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Day laborer sex fantasy ring. Debut of the CBD infused burger.
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Apr 18, 2019 |
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Testicle botox or "Scrotox". Man sues parents for destroying $30k porn stash.
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Apr 17, 2019 |
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Spiders could eat all mankind. Comedian jokes bout dying then drops dead on stage.
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Apr 16, 2019 |
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Batman offers to help police during armed standoff. Mysterious mashed potatoes haunting.
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Apr 15, 2019 |
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Alien Abduction Insurance. Man threatens to destroy everyone with army of turtles.
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Apr 13, 2019 |
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BONUS - Interview with Floridaman Cardgame inventor Dave Ritchie.
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Apr 12, 2019 |
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Top Five Food Fight Festivals. Mystery of bloodied men with severed penises.
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Apr 11, 2019 |
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Yoga don't make you gay! Doctor finds four bees living in woman's eye.
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Apr 11, 2019 |
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Man slips LSD into coworkers coffee. El Chapo clothing line coming soon.
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Apr 09, 2019 |
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Dog tests positive for meth after walk in park. Man accidentally drowns while mowing his lawn.
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Apr 08, 2019 |
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"Half-dog, half-man" bites faces. Son chokes mom who refused to dress his mannequin.
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Apr 05, 2019 |
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New 5D sex theater opens. University offers "Angry White Male" college course.
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Apr 04, 2019 |
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Dragon theft is real. Men arrested for shooting each other in bullet proof vests.
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Apr 03, 2019 |
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Farting is not bullying court rules. Garfield phones washing up on French beaches?
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Apr 02, 2019 |
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Tinder introduces Height Verification and men are pissed. Priests burn Harry Potter books.
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Apr 01, 2019 |
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Stolen hot air balloon. Man fakes own robbery to get out of work.
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Mar 29, 2019 |
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"Sexual Harassment" perfume pulled. 80 year old Polish DJ kills it!
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Mar 28, 2019 |
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Voodoo doll of your boss? Teacher's gun goes off in class.
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Mar 27, 2019 |
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Bag of Bunny Farts for Easter? Exploding penis bomb sent to doctor.
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Mar 26, 2019 |
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Pot laced brownies served at senior lunch. Headless Goat Polo and other weird games.
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Mar 25, 2019 |
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The Florida Man Challenge! Woman masturbated in front of a teen in the way to jail.
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Mar 22, 2019 |
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Coffee overdose leads to headbutting. Man lived in virtual reality for entire week.
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Mar 21, 2019 |
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Vasectomy Madness! And professional penis cleaner?
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Mar 20, 2019 |
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Hip-Hop cheese tastes better. Lady sucked into her parents' grave.
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Mar 19, 2019 |
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Space Herpes! This pigeon sells for $1.4 million.
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Mar 18, 2019 |
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Man molests a pelican. Entire family electrocuted installing a scoreboard.
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Mar 15, 2019 |
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Survive on beer for 40 days? Stop calling them "seniors"!
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Mar 14, 2019 |
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Mock slave auction during fifth grade class? Testicular Bill of Rights
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Mar 13, 2019 |
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Mom forgets baby at airport, plane turns around. Man driven insane by CVS's on-hold music.
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Mar 12, 2019 |
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Humans getting high off Catnip Cocktail. Stinky fruit farmer withdraws stinky fruit dowry.
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Mar 11, 2019 |
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TSA confiscates grenade launcher. Man stole $33k in rare coins then put them in a Coinstar.
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Mar 08, 2019 |
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Penis enlargement surgery killed a billionaire. Fornication now legal in Utah!
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Mar 08, 2019 |
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Cheese your baby's face in the new viral challenge. Vegans accused of cuddling piglets to death.
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Mar 06, 2019 |
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Social media tax in Uganda. Granny swept out to see in Iceland.
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Mar 06, 2019 |
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Clitoris app to close the "orgasm gap". Fake resurrection by fake pastor.
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Mar 04, 2019 |
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Florida cop let's suspects makeout as he plays Barry White. Man ends SWAT standoff for slice of pizza.
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Mar 01, 2019 |
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Man dips testicles in customer's salsa. Man stabbed with tongs during buffet brawl.
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Feb 28, 2019 |
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John Wayne homophobic? Surprise! Drink Gin and Tonic? You may be psycho!
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Feb 27, 2019 |
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Blind people hunting! Man has face of David Bekham but wants body of his wife.
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Feb 26, 2019 |
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Slavery field trip shocks parents. GPS tracker for your food?
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Feb 25, 2019 |
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Mayor shoots at SWAT team. No dumping blood to lure sharks at the beach?
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Feb 22, 2019 |
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Bomb threat was actually poop threat. Lady shot her llama but why?
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Feb 21, 2019 |
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The blood of children won't heal you! "Small dog warning" due to high winds.
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Feb 20, 2019 |
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Ecstasy pills making people have sex with trees. Crystal meth is North Korea's trendy New Year's gift idea.
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Feb 19, 2019 |
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Woman marrying a Boeing 737. Shocked mom wants lion genitalia banned.
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Feb 18, 2019 |
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Fake doctor cures with a beeping machine. Man dressed as dog makes love to a dog.
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Feb 15, 2019 |
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Woman marries zombie doll. Another dismembered foot washed ashore.
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Feb 14, 2019 |
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Feed your ex to a bear for Valentine's Day. The Bum Hole Hotel!
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Feb 13, 2019 |
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Genital pics and why men send them. People burning themselves in "Boiling Water Challenge"
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Feb 12, 2019 |
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Polar bear invasion! Police warn students of woman looking for a date for her son.
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Feb 11, 2019 |
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Politician licked faces then resigned. Naked glitter farting troll at Universal is a hit.
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Feb 08, 2019 |
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Squirrel lasagna? Name a cockroach after your ex on Valentine's Day.
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Feb 07, 2019 |
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Refrigerator dating app. Where the streets have no name.
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Feb 06, 2019 |
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Stripper pole? That's an exercise pole for my wife & daughter! Indians are suing their parents for birthing them.
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Feb 05, 2019 |
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Under 100? No cigarettes for you! What's up with the trash bag circling Earth?
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Feb 04, 2019 |
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Meth Death Party for a loved one? Man finds grenade, brings it to Taco Bell.
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Feb 01, 2019 |
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Urine covered bologna sandwich delivery. Man dated a cockroach for a year, ate her after she died.
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Jan 31, 2019 |
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Serial killer Ted Bundy is NOT HOT! Pablo Escoburgers comes with side of coke.
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Jan 30, 2019 |
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Gym for out of shape rattlesnakes opens. DJ killed for playing boring music.
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Jan 29, 2019 |
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"Dwarf Tossing" ban. Chuck Norris look-alike 5K run.
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Jan 28, 2019 |
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Woman shot after performing sex act for Pringles. Family charged with selling homes they didn't own.
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Jan 25, 2019 |
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Woman to marry her blanket. Man says emotional support alligator is a great idea.
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Jan 25, 2019 |
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Women only parking spots? Pre-infected tissues for sale.
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Jan 23, 2019 |
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Porn viewership spikes during government shutdown. Eels are getting high off cocaine.
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Jan 22, 2019 |
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Teens steal cremains thinking its cocaine. Massage parlor owner thought handies were legal.
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Jan 21, 2019 |
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Drug sniffing dog overdoses. Teacher spreads poop over a child's birthday party.
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Jan 18, 2019 |
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Man stabbed 13 times by girlfriend proposes to her in court. Porn star turned Pastor.
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Jan 18, 2019 |
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Semen injections for back pain? Robot hotel kills half the staff.
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Jan 16, 2019 |
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Flat Earth Cruise! Blindfolded teen crashes car in Bird Box Challenge
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Jan 15, 2019 |
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Eating roadkill now legal! Red-eyed Bigfoot sightings?
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Jan 15, 2019 |
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Syringes in his rectum aren't his. Stripper had a vision of mass shooting.
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Jan 11, 2019 |
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Robotic dildo banned from trade show. Man brings dead raccoon into McDonald's.
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Jan 10, 2019 |
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Self-driving cars attacked. Wanna watch a film inside a coffin?
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Jan 09, 2019 |
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Man licks doorbell for three hours. Divorced by text message.
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Jan 08, 2019 |
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Should pets have lawyers? Astronaut calls 911 by accident from space.
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Jan 07, 2019 |
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Man bites brother's penis off. McDonald's straw policy incited violence.
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Jan 04, 2019 |
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Sexually harassing a monkey lands woman in jail. Employees forced to worship the "Onionhead".
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Jan 04, 2019 |
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Nun makes porn debut. Police offer to test people's meth for Zika virus.
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Jan 02, 2019 |
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BEST OF WEIRD AF NEWS 2018
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Dec 28, 2018 |
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Sex robot can refuse sex?if she's not in the mood. Rise in "Selfie Wrist" cases.
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Dec 27, 2018 |
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Human slingshot might kill you. Fake priest hard confessions for 18 years.
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Dec 26, 2018 |
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Rent a middle-aged man anyone? Entire police department quits.
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Dec 24, 2018 |
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Man used bag of weed to pay for his McDonald's. Teacher filed fake police report as cover for being late to work
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Dec 21, 2018 |
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Stop electrocuting the kids! Couple who named baby after Hitler jailed.
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Dec 20, 2018 |
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Santa dies at a kids party. Court lifts ban on nunchucks.
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Dec 19, 2018 |
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Stolen tiny house! Emotional support fish denied.
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Dec 18, 2018 |
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Watching Bambi is punishment judge rules. Is posting pics of your kids ethical?
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Dec 17, 2018 |
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Want Cocaine with your haircut? Dirty underwear in a food delivery.
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Dec 14, 2018 |
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Child sex dolls seized in Canada. A tax on text messages?
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Dec 13, 2018 |
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Nuns stole $500k to gamble in Vegas. Man's zebras assassinated one by one.
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Dec 12, 2018 |
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Ecstasy pill found in child's burger. Miss BumBum contest ends in fight
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Dec 11, 2018 |
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Blow-up sex doll sheep for nativity scene? Candy canes banned cuz J stands for Jesus?
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Dec 10, 2018 |
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Illegal dental bus. Grandma placed in a male prison.
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Dec 07, 2018 |
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Bacon vending machine! Altar boys put weed in the censer.
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Dec 06, 2018 |
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Complimentary Butt Lift death. Millennials in China using nudes to secure loans.
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Dec 05, 2018 |
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Science and Lego pooponh. Snowball fight ban overturned by 9 year old.
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Dec 04, 2018 |
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Weed in your butt works best. Starbucks ban porn so YouPorn bans Starbucks.
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Dec 03, 2018 |
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Horse on the dancefloor? Softball coach impersonator buys kiddie porn.
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Nov 30, 2018 |
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Penis foreskin facials? Man hides bag of Cocaine in his member.
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Nov 29, 2018 |
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United States of terrible! Silent disco deemed too loud.
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Nov 29, 2018 |
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Rat cooking at a burger joint. Worst year in history to be a human is....
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Nov 27, 2018 |
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World's most isolated tribe kills US missionary. Town of Wool asked to change to Vegan Wool by PETA.
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Nov 26, 2018 |
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Sex with miniature horse lands man in jail. Restaurant busted for using construction drill as a mixer.
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Nov 23, 2018 |
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Fart controversy at Grand Slam of Darts. Dark Matter Hurricane is coming!
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Nov 21, 2018 |
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Sex gone wrong as man's head caught in wife's vagina. 4,000 yr Yelp review on clay tablet discovered.
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Nov 20, 2018 |
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"Human Uber" will live your life for you! Bride reads cheating fiance's texts at the altar.
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Nov 19, 2018 |
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Herpes monkey's are a danger! Naked intruder makes ramen and plays bongos
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Nov 16, 2018 |
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LGBTQ ghost hunters. Man builds own exit off highway leading to his business
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Nov 15, 2018 |
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Naked dabbing peeping Tom terrorizes Jersey. Woman sues ex over his oversized penis.
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Nov 14, 2018 |
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Woman blows up wedding dress at divorce party. Teenagers boil sanitary pads to get high
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Nov 13, 2018 |
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Silicone testicle injections kill a man. Old man tries to change his age to younger for Tinder.
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Nov 12, 2018 |