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Charlene
Nov 23, 2020
Jonesy is AWESOME! I absolutely love this podcast! If you haven't lost your hehe's & hahaha's. And you are looking to listen to something different. Try this one....Some of the stories he reads seem too crazy to be real but they are HILARIOUS! Flo-rida Friday is my fav!
And Jonesy....just keep singing!
Ronnie
Feb 17, 2020
love it!
David
Jul 31, 2018
Good stuff
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Comedian Jonesy covers weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Florida.
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Naked man claims to be Jesus crashes car into a church. Elderly lady does drive-by bear spray attack at Trader Joe's.
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Aug 03, 2026 |
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Floridaman pulls a gun on his "Sugar Baby" that he met on Tinder. Mail carrier stole 80 cats from customers on her mail route.
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Jul 31, 2026 |
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Space mirror will beam sunlight back down to Earth and roast us all. Australians fined over $4 for failing to vote in last election.
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Jul 30, 2026 |
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Someone pooped in the moshpit and the police were called. Wife bites husband's toes for years to snap him out of his coma.
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Jul 29, 2026 |
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Pet Tarot card readings are popular in Korea. Dog owners must clean up urine or be fined in Switzerland.
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Jul 28, 2026 |
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Half naked mime covered in baby oil terrorized women in a forest. Family finds dead stranger in the freezer of a dead relative.
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Jul 27, 2026 |
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Floridaman peppersprays children in a pet store for not petting HIM. Woman stabs her friend after arguing about drinking beer in the Uber.
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Jul 24, 2026 |
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Men only gyms seek to protect Christian men from lusty women. MLB fan slaps another for not standing during National Anthem.
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Jul 23, 2026 |
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Hitler's birthplace reopens as a police station. Ant toppings on a dessert may lead to jail for a restaurant owner.
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Jul 22, 2026 |
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Japan offers Human Refrigerators to keep cool. Prisoner wins legal right to mail his fluids to a lover.
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Jul 21, 2026 |
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Naked train surfer was arrested in Denver. 82 year old grandma survived nine days alone in her bathtub.
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Jul 20, 2026 |
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Florida granny gets mailed obscene license plate from DMV. Two school principals arrested for DUI in same car on same night.
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Jul 17, 2026 |
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Stock market influencer stabbed by a follower after lost money. Grandparent Happy Hour goes into law in Minnesota.
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Jul 16, 2026 |
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Thief robs a bank while holding a kitten. Pubic hair covered croissant goes viral in Thailand.
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Jul 15, 2026 |
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Jealous wife bites off husband's organ after sharpening her teeth. Stoned dog is rescued off a high mountain.
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Jul 14, 2026 |
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Woman sewed her roommate's lips together, is arrested. Grocery store stays open after customer dies in the bakery.
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Jul 13, 2026 |
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Floridaman dumps feces filled backpack on his ex for cheating. Florida woman arrested for huffing nitrous oxide in back of ridehare.
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Jul 10, 2026 |
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Pilot jumps to his death, leaving his flight trainee to land plane alone. Taylor Swift fans are buying the trash from the streets outside her NYC wedding.
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Jul 09, 2026 |
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Man cut off his own genitals and used them to burn a building. Man used a seagull as a weapon, attacked a stranger.
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Jul 08, 2026 |
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Horse purchases rise as gasoline prices increase. Truck spills 40,000 lbs of Frank's Red Hot Sauce on a highway.
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Jul 07, 2026 |
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World Cup soccer approves of Viagra for their players. Wildfire betting site sparks arson concerns.
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Jul 06, 2026 |
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Florida woman denies owning the cocaine found in her butt. Shots fired at Florida Walmart over a parking spot.
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Jul 04, 2026 |
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Couple arrested after marriage proposal on top of Empire State Building. Man with world's smallest wang launches fundraiser for a new one.
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Jul 02, 2026 |
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Card tournament canceled over too many smelly players. Pastor defends video of mock firing squad at Bible camp.
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Jul 01, 2026 |
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Mexican "Vigilante Batman" wanted for duct taping suspects to poles. Photo of baby Hitler mistakenly printed in middle school yearbook.
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Jun 30, 2026 |
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Serial public pool pooper was caught in big poo investigation. Extreme heat conference canceled for extreme heat.
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Jun 30, 2026 |
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Florida woman ran an illegal butt enhancement cafe. Floridaman tried to act out Grand Theft Auto in real life.
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Jun 26, 2026 |
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Police declare war on disappearing genitals sorcery. Mutant sewer rats love poison and might be teaching ninjitsu.
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Jun 25, 2026 |
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Giving herpes to a customer, an Arby's manager is being sued. Missing giraffe in Texas named Gracie, the search is on.
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Jun 24, 2026 |
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Search is on for a magician that vanished a week ago. Japan holds their annual Ninja certification tests.
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Jun 23, 2026 |
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World Cup fans are addicted to bad Ranch dressing. Teen jailed in Russia for ordering a pizza in the name of Hitler.
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Jun 22, 2026 |
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Floirdaman pulled over with 34 empty White Claw cans as his passenger. White couple decide to keep their Asian baby after IVF embryo mixup.
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Jun 19, 2026 |
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Man attacked by a gator after fleeing from police in a swamp. Doctors remove a 20cm bottle from man's rectum, he claims was "cleaning himself".
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Jun 18, 2026 |
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Scottish soccer fans drank all the beer in Boston. China claims foreign "spy turtles" are monitoring their seas.
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Jun 17, 2026 |
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Dog shoots at a neighbor, destroys a gaming computer. Canadian man arrested for drunk kayaking.
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Jun 16, 2026 |
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Lemonade stand robbed at gunpoint, children shook. Enemy lesbian nuns quit a convent and get married in Brazil.
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Jun 15, 2026 |
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Floridaman crashed his SUV, carjacked a woman, and stole fries from a child at Chick Fil-A. Floridaman arrested for burglary on his way to court to face previous charge of burglary.
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Jun 12, 2026 |
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Man had rare triple penis, scientists discover. Jesus has an energy drink, too.
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Jun 11, 2026 |
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Satanic rituals, forced marriage and an Olive Garden. Vagina Museum complains visitors keep stealing their MILF exhibit.
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Jun 10, 2026 |
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University president tells students to end their lives in commencement speech. US federal bug agency is infested with bed bugs.
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Jun 09, 2026 |
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Celebrity dog was stolen and sold to a restaurant to be eaten. Taco truck called TNT Tacos exploded.
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Jun 08, 2026 |
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Floridaman shoots himself in the groin at Walmart. Floridaman gets face bit by an alligator then sues.
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Jun 05, 2026 |
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"Lizard People" tunnels will be available for the public to explore under Denver airport. Scientists made bread out of yeast found inside a frozen mummy's guts.
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Jun 04, 2026 |
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Bird owners should let their birds masturbate, say experts. Fire fighter set fires in order to keep busy on weekends.
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Jun 03, 2026 |
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Three horses were stabbed by teen girl competitor prior to a racing event. Man demolished his family home with an excavator after wife threatens dirovce.
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Jun 02, 2026 |
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Man banned from all 6 Flags parks for eating 10 piece nugget on a ride. Did the NYPD just find the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle underground hideout?
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Jun 01, 2026 |
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Floridaman tells police he has the right to walk around naked in public. Floridaman finds $1 million on the beach, turns it in to police.
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May 29, 2026 |
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Drunk driver claims he has "Blood of Christ" in him. Texas man drives a Cybertuck into a lake to test "Wade Mode".
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May 28, 2026 |
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AI company is paying people $2k month to touch themselves. Scientists still don't know how to revive cryopreserved dead humans.
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May 27, 2026 |
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Flying umbrella fatally stabs a lady at a windy restaurant. Hell (the city) is for sale and it's surprisingly affordable.
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May 26, 2026 |
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Dog shoots woman with a shotgun outside a gas station. Woman prisoner busted smuggling bottle of wine inside her ladyparts.
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May 25, 2026 |
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Florida woman tried baptize strangers in the Bass Pro Shop aquarium tank. Drunk Floridaman arrested, tried to call his family using his shoe.
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May 22, 2026 |
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Teacher took vodka shots with her students on her own doorstep. World record for largest bowl of guacamole in Mexico.
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May 21, 2026 |
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Woman arrested for selling drugs and landmines. Students accidentally served dirt at a high school dinner event.
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May 20, 2026 |
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Airline bans robots and humanoids from all future flights. Police in France warn citizens to beware of the drunk deer.
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May 19, 2026 |
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Teen steals 3 buses in 6 months just for joyrides. Lady shot her husband because he was annoying.
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May 18, 2026 |
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Floridaman woke up to a burglar touching his crotch and urinating on him. Floridaman teacher arrested for taping child's mouth shut.
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May 15, 2026 |
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Please don't fire your canons, town urges citizens. New billboard warns criminals that firing squads are legal.
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May 14, 2026 |
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Bigfoot believers and skeptics clash over wave of recent sightings. All you can eat restaurant introduces a "vomit fee ".
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May 13, 2026 |
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New trend of enlarging your testicles is addictive and fun? Man pulled a car with his penis while also on fire.
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May 12, 2026 |
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Florida woman found up a tree dressed as a squirrel attacked police with acorns. Woman ran over ducklings with a Honda for pooping in her yard.
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May 08, 2026 |
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Thousands of citizens disappear each year on purpose in Japan. Mexico City is sinking so fast it can be seen from space.
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May 07, 2026 |
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The first Sperm Racing World Cup is coming to San Francisco. Why are birds more afraid of women than men?
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May 06, 2026 |
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Man makes love to a trash bin before eating out of it. Ramen loving grandma is buried with her favorite cup of noodles.
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May 05, 2026 |
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Man brings his dead sister's skeleton to a bank to withdraw money. New Christian cell network will block naughty stuff and gender content.
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May 04, 2026 |
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Floridaman Taco Bell employee shoots customers that put soda in water cup. Looks like Sloth World in Florida ain't happenin' cuz all the sloths died.
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May 02, 2026 |
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140 chickens died after a wedding DJ decided to crank up the base. Woman brought her dead husband back as a hologram to answer a Q&A at his own funeral.
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Apr 30, 2026 |
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Woman unleashed swarm of bees on the police during an eviction. Woman throws dynamite at sleeping boyfriend and blows off his hand.
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Apr 29, 2026 |
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22 Buddhist monks busted smuggling drugs at the airport. Price of condoms going up as the war strangles condom supply chain.
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Apr 28, 2026 |
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Floridaman tried to trade an alligator for tacos at the drive-thru. Florida teacher twerked in front of the class again.
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Apr 24, 2026 |
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Japanese man jailed for spoiling Godzilla movie. Fighter jets in Korea collide because pilots took selfies.
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Apr 23, 2026 |
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Drinking cow pee is required at this Indian temple. Cocaine in the rivers is getting salmon very high.
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Apr 22, 2026 |
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Arson suspect arrived at police interview with burnt eyebrows. Animal Rights Activist rescues and releases restaurant lobster back into the sea.
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Apr 22, 2026 |
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Titanic museum floods on the anniversary of ships sinking. Japan government pays citizens to use Tinder dating app.
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Apr 20, 2026 |
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Florida woman arrested for twerking for tips at 7-11. Floridaman "gets horny", drove around exposing himself in boss's van.
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Apr 17, 2026 |
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Genital disappearance scam leads to 10 men arrested. Cocaine hippos in Columbia will be put down.
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Apr 16, 2026 |
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Pretending to be gay is a popular way to stay in the UK (this rhymes). Amazon employee annoyingly dies while working.
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Apr 15, 2026 |
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Man in cow costume stabs family members. GLP-1 users report new side effect: DIVORCE!
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Apr 14, 2026 |
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Come get this sausage! (from a vending machine?). US wants to hire gamers as air traffic controllers.
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Apr 13, 2026 |
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Florida woman wrestles a manatee in a bikini at a park. Floridaman goes to job interview, leaves with assault charges.
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Apr 10, 2026 |
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Instead of baptizing, a pastor drowns a grown man in a kiddie pool. Lady bashed relative in head with hammer for stealing her brother's ashes.
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Apr 09, 2026 |
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Giant Phallus Festival in Japan hits hard. Banana bandits stole 96 bananas from a gas station.
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Apr 08, 2026 |
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Is the Boston accent disappearing? "Lonely Death Epidemic" is affecting old Japanese men.
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Apr 07, 2026 |
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Family finds a skull while hunting for Easter eggs. Lady stabs another lady that was living in a chicken coop with her father.
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Apr 06, 2026 |
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Florida woman burns down husband's home to rekindle relationship. Floridaman drunk drove onto airport runway, tries to steal two planes.
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Apr 03, 2026 |
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Scientists create 5 psychedelic drugs from single tobacco plant. Bob Marley's deadlock up for auction.
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Apr 02, 2026 |
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Powerball lottery winner arrested for robbing a home. Chocolate bars recalled for being spike with viagra.
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Apr 01, 2026 |
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Mother slept with twin brothers - who's child is this? World's largest vampire theme park planned in Romania.
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Mar 31, 2026 |
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Thieves steal 12 tons of KitKat bars right before Easter. Customized bong built into a dashboard of man's truck leads to arrest.
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Mar 30, 2026 |
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Florida woman urinated on furniture and appliances in multiple Airbnb's. Florida man has Rolex stolen by hooker with "Dream Girl" neck tattoo.
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Mar 27, 2026 |
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Professor proposes to student in the middle of class and receives a beat down by students. Philly breaks world record for longest cheesesteak(s).
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Mar 26, 2026 |
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Stalker broke into a home and sucked on a woman's toes. Boner Bear Honey ED syrup banned from gas stations.
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Mar 25, 2026 |
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Quadruple amputee professional cornhole player shot a man while driving. Russian women who don't want kids will be sent to psychologist.
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Mar 24, 2026 |
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Father and son banned from donating sperm after fathering 600 kids. Cocaine sharks thrive in the Bahamas.
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Mar 23, 2026 |
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Floridaman can still marry his cousin after marriage ban fails to pass. Florida woman refuses to leave her hospital bed 5 months after discharge.
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Mar 20, 2026 |
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Thief used Google Translate to rob a Peruvian restaurant. Hittler runs against Zielinski for mayor in France.
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Mar 19, 2026 |
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Study shows 19 million Americans think of shooting someone. Inject the fat of a dead person into your face or your chest, it's cool.
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Mar 18, 2026 |
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Deaf woman removed from plan for "not listening". Tourist sues NYC taqueria for salsa being too spicy.
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Mar 17, 2026 |
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Man falls into a hole with a bear inside. Kickboxer pulls a car using his testicles.
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Mar 16, 2026 |
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Floridaman prisoner escapes to have sex in a Porta Potty. Did a Floridaman really get kidnapped by dolphins?
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Mar 13, 2026 |
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Man caught smuggling 2,000 queen ants in his pants. Stoners buy cookies, the Girl Scouts learn.
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Mar 12, 2026 |
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Braindead woman wakes up when her ambulance hits a pothole. "Literally Anybody Else" is running for mayor in Texas.
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Mar 11, 2026 |
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Testical covers are banned from saunas in Japan. Flamingos kidnapped at the Flamingo Hotel in Vegas.
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Mar 10, 2026 |
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Floridaman throws cremated ashes onto the NASCAR racetrack. Floridaman does other Floridaman things.
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Mar 09, 2026 |
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Smoking crack helped him quit heroin, says Billy Idol. Old male whales are better at mating because they're better at singing.
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Mar 05, 2026 |
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Woman declared dead 4 times by government since 2017. Polymarket no longer allows betting on nuclear armageddon.
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Mar 04, 2026 |
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Lady arrested for singing a remix of the national anthem at karaoke. Scientists created popcorn flavored tomatoes.
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Mar 03, 2026 |
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Man claims world's smallest penis and is accepting challengers (with pics). Illinois will vote on Italian Beef as official state sandwich.
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Mar 02, 2026 |
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Floridaman stabbed for denying sex to trans woman because she isn't Jewish. Floridaman killed trying to invade cuba with his 9 drinking buddies..
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Feb 27, 2026 |
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Mr. Clean retires after 68 years. Food robot rebellion begins! Dunkin' tests 48oz bucket of coffee.
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Feb 27, 2026 |
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Man arrested after serving alcohol to a hawk. New York Snowflakes hospitalized after being hit with snowballs.
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Feb 25, 2026 |
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Man trained his dog to illegally dump his garbage on the street. Man sneaks into woman's apartment to AXE her out.
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Feb 24, 2026 |
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Man has sex with a dead deer on the highway, arrested. Hospital calls exorcist after staff report seeing ghosts.
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Feb 23, 2026 |
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Pickleball brawl involving 20 players leads to Florida couple's arrest. Floridaman urinates on boss's desk and in the chili?
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Feb 20, 2026 |
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Family took dead relative to the bank as proof they're dead. Pro hockey team sent letter to their smelly fans asking them to shower before games.
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Feb 20, 2026 |
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Judge rules "boneless wings" can still be called "wings". Fart tracking underwear developed to track gut health.
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Feb 18, 2026 |
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Facebook will keep posting for you even after you're dead. Food influencer dies after eating the toxic Devil Crab.
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Feb 17, 2026 |
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Woman faked a snake transformation to avoid arranged marriage. Olympic athletes used the 10,000 free condoms in only 3 days.
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Feb 17, 2026 |
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Florida woman's happy endings lead to her unhappy arrest. Floridamen turn frozen iguanas into pizza and tacos.
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Feb 13, 2026 |
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Chicken place smells too much like chicken, says landlord. Pokemon Go removes Epstein Island Pokestop from the game.
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Feb 12, 2026 |
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Olympian wins a medal, then tells the world he cheated on his girlfriend. Murder twins in France complicate the trial because of similar DNA.
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Feb 11, 2026 |
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Gen Z texts and checks social media during sex, study shows. Coffee shop secretly operated as a strip club.
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Feb 10, 2026 |
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Governor suggests importing women to help make more babies. Man arrested again for seeking non-consensual diaper changes.
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Feb 09, 2026 |
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Florida woman nurse twerks on disabled patients at a rehab. Floridaman throws away $4k worth of meat after finding girlfriend cooking with another man.
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Feb 06, 2026 |
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Man broke into Little Caesar's Pizza, made and sold pizzas. Man, high on meth, stole two planes without a pilot's license.
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Feb 06, 2026 |
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Man blowtorches his roof to melt ice, home catches fire. Lady causes car crashes after removing traffic mirror for better Feng-Shui.
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Feb 04, 2026 |
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WWI bomb inside man's rectum leads to hospital evacuation. Bar offers free drinks to customers who want to quit their job.
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Feb 03, 2026 |
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Dumb politicians claim "fake" snow conspiracy. New York city will hire a night mayor to improve night time fun.
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Feb 02, 2026 |
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Floridaman fornicated with a vacuum cleaner in the street. Florida teen attacks her mom with a porkchop.
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Jan 30, 2026 |
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Man amputates his own foot to get into medical school. "Spy-Nuns" are working for Russian military out of European churches.
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Jan 28, 2026 |
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Mushrooms that make you hallucinate little people are served at restaurants? Fans of jazz music are cheaters, new study claims.
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Jan 27, 2026 |
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Flesh eating flies are eating their way toward the US. PETA hates that a groundhog is lifted in the air once a year.
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Jan 26, 2026 |
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Florida woman orders a Lyft ride and steals the driver's car. Floridaman attacked man with a ketchup packet.
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Jan 23, 2026 |
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Ankle monitor found on a dog, criminal on the run. Eat famous serial killers' last meals served at this restaurant.
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Jan 22, 2026 |
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Ski jumpers accused of injecting acid into their genitals. Korea legalizes tattooing after 33 year ban.
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Jan 21, 2026 |
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Hotel room on the Moon will cost you $10 million. Study shows smelling farts is good for brain health.
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Jan 19, 2026 |
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Florida woman defecates at the police in order to escape arrest.Florida woman on crack goes on the attack with a skillet and collard greens.
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Jan 17, 2026 |
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American dad wakes up speaking Spanish fluently after each surgery. Insecticide company holds memorial services for bugs they kill.
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Jan 15, 2026 |
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"But she just died!" Man and dead wife tried to board a flight. Man hospitalized after sticking a live leech you know where.
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Jan 14, 2026 |
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Couple used ChatGPT for wedding vows and it was annulled. 100 skulls and historical bones found at a man's home.
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Jan 13, 2026 |
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"Are you dead yet?" is most popular app in China. Several monkeys are on the loose in St. Louis.
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Jan 12, 2026 |
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Naked Floridaman robs a meat market. Salvation Army bellringer tried to impale store manager with donation tripod.
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Jan 09, 2026 |
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Naked mermaid arrested in her neighbor's private pond. Beloved walrus penis stolen from a Jersey bar.
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Jan 09, 2026 |
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Stop selling butt toys to Bahrain, US government says. Hundreds gathered to watch a live kick in the groin.
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Jan 07, 2026 |
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Man offers to remove your squatters with a grenade and samurai sword. Hundreds tricked into attending fake NYE fireworks display.
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Jan 06, 2026 |
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Best of Floridaman (and woman) - 2025
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Jan 02, 2026 |
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Best of 2025 - Most Funny and Weird Stories of the Year
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Dec 31, 2025 |
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Lady married Chatbot which is a German video game character. Passenger finds a man hiding in the Waymo trunk.
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Dec 30, 2025 |
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Weird items removed from people's orifices in 2025. Hire a robot DJ or ring bearer for your wedding!
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Dec 29, 2025 |
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Boy was sexting Whitney Houston and Marilyn Monroe chatbots, so mom sues. Hundreds of Victorian era shoes wash up on a beach in Wales.
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Dec 24, 2025 |
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Lady was already dead when she was wheeled onto a flight. Scientist smuggles bacteria into US inside women's panties.
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Dec 24, 2025 |
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School puts kids in a "Time Out" box as punishment. Hundreds attend a mock funeral for the penny in DC.
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Dec 22, 2025 |
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Floridaman shot his son in the face for not visiting his sick mother on weekends. Doctor walked into a Dollar Store freezer and died overnight.
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Dec 20, 2025 |
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Three Santas and 40 elves rob a grocery store. kicked by a camel during Christmas performance inside Church.
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Dec 18, 2025 |
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Kids must wear helmets to play in the show at schools in Canada. Police don't find the free sidewalk marijuana for Christmas very jolly.
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Dec 18, 2025 |
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Sex toy shoplifter threatens man with leg of lamb then robs a public bus. Woman sues IRS to get her dog classified as a "dependent".
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Dec 16, 2025 |
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Viagra for women finally hits the shelves. Denny's launches maple syrup filled sneakers.
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Dec 15, 2025 |
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Floridaman claims he was teleported into stolen BMW by aliens. Florida woman assaults another with chicken, but which kind?
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Dec 12, 2025 |
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Drunk riding a bike? Lose your driving license in Japan. Trade your goose for store credit at Gamestop?
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Dec 11, 2025 |
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Taliban arrests men for dressing up like Peaky Blinders characters. Brazilian lioness receives a Uber Eats human meal at the zoo.
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Dec 10, 2025 |
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Canadian man arrested for assault with a snowblower. Have you tried the pumpkin seed rectal challenge?
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Dec 09, 2025 |
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Sperm racing is growing on college campuses. Women in Latvia are hiring hourly husbands cuz of man shortage.
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Dec 08, 2025 |
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Afternoon group sex in a Winn Dixie parking lot leads to arrest of Floridaman. Man broke into home, sprayed bbq sauce on walls and then lit a fire.
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Dec 05, 2025 |
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Flat Earthers! Prove it and win a sports company. Police monitor bowel movements after thief swallows $19k Faberge egg.
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Dec 04, 2025 |
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Raccoon bites man in the face while driving to the nature center. China will tax condoms to boost birth rate.
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Dec 03, 2025 |
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HR director drugged female job applicants to make them urinate during their interviews. Influencer gave free machetes and alcohol to the homeless.
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Dec 03, 2025 |
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When Batman is around, the public behaves: New study. Fart Walking after Thanksgiving is good for you, say doctors.
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Dec 01, 2025 |
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Floridaman claims a cockroach told him to kill a couple guys. Florida will allow bear hunting for first time in a decade.
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Nov 29, 2025 |
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Adolf Hitler is about to win an election in Africa? Don't brine your turkey in the Great Salt Lake, is an actual warning in Utah.
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Nov 26, 2025 |
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Man dressed as his dead mom to go collect her pension. Lady found alive in a coffin right before cremation.
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Nov 25, 2025 |
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Two Texas boys plot to invade Haiti and enslave the women and children. Man flashed his genitals on the highway because he needed excitement.
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Nov 24, 2025 |
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Florida woman squeezed boyfriend's privates until there was blood. Floridaman stole forklift to steal an ATM.
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Nov 21, 2025 |
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AI teddy bear taught kids about BDSM and where to find knives. South Korea bans flights, halts military for a single college entrance test.
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Nov 20, 2025 |
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Stolen driveway leaves a woman scared and confused. Holocaust artifact auction canceled after backlash.
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Nov 19, 2025 |
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Passenger brought a meat cleaver on a flight. Prisoner sues for the right to eat Vegemite.
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Nov 18, 2025 |
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Controversial cafe offers cuddling with baby lions while drinking tea. Meet Germany's first flock of gay sheep.
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Nov 17, 2025 |
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Floridaman shoots son over heavy metal music. Naked Florida woman breaks into bagel shop for a shower.
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Nov 14, 2025 |
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A killer will be playing Santa at the local swap meet. Man steals a bus with passengers on it and makes all the stops.
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Nov 13, 2025 |
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Pornography accidentally shown to kids on a public ferry. Smell animal butts at new exhibit in a Japan aquarium.
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Nov 12, 2025 |
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Starbucks Bearista cup is worth losing your teeth for this holiday season. Target orders employees to smile at customers to boost sales.
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Nov 11, 2025 |
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Balls Out Bowling is back, where bowling naked is required. Enter a lottery to be buried next to Jim Morrison?
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Nov 11, 2025 |
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Floridaman fires his gun over argument on how many eggs chickens lay. Man threatens to shoot police if they don't let his wife out of jail.
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Nov 07, 2025 |
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Nurse murdered his patients to get longer smoke breaks. Hot Ice Cream is a new stupid dessert we don't need.
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Nov 06, 2025 |
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Death letters mailed to 500 living patients by medical facility. Murder hornets kill a family while ziplining..
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Nov 05, 2025 |
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Man shot neighbor because he thought her horse was too fat. Man wearing a Speedo breaks into 911 call center, attacks dispatch.
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Nov 04, 2025 |
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Woman was delivered human arms and fingers in a delivery mix-up. School wants to ban animal ears and tails over furry fears.
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Nov 03, 2025 |
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Florida teacher gets high in class and offers her vape to her students. Woman hit in the face by a duck on a rollercoaster.
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Oct 31, 2025 |
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Walking speed limits for pedestrians introduced in Slovakia. Lady arrested after smoking crack while on oxygen at the hospital.
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Oct 30, 2025 |
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Aggressive laboratory monkeys with herpes on the loose. Japan sends in the troops to help stop bear attacks.
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Oct 29, 2025 |
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Lonely bear breaks into a zoo to visit the other bears. Couple seeks divorce because their pets can't get along.
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Oct 28, 2025 |
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Deaf woman hit by an airplane while walking her dog in a park. Boob jobs are shrinking as ballerina breasts become popular.
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Oct 27, 2025 |
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Floridaman arrested for stealing recipes from a restaurant. Floridaman threatens to stab neighbor and eat her dog.
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Oct 24, 2025 |
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Butt Breathing has been declared safe for humans. Many Americans will become obese overnight without gaining a pound.
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Oct 23, 2025 |
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Elderly man fakes his death to see who would come to his funeral. Customers suing sneaker company because of loud squeaks.
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Oct 22, 2025 |
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Mosquitoes discovered in Iceland for first time ever. Restaurant called Whitexicans caused offense and trauma.
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Oct 21, 2025 |
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Watch an ad, get some toilet paper at these dystopian toilets. City bans black cat adoptions ahead of Halloween.
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Oct 20, 2025 |
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Floridaman keeps prostitute, punches father. Floridaman attacks strip club manager with a cheeseburger.
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Oct 17, 2025 |
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An island has over 1 million cats and it's a problem. African lawmaker killed when his car hits an elephant.
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Oct 15, 2025 |
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Dozens of mystery sex toys wash up on beach in Scotland. Mother livestreams her childbirth on Twitch to tens of thousands.
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Oct 14, 2025 |
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There's a marathon where racers must eat Taco Bell along the route. Catholic church's altar wine so popular people order it in local bars.
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Oct 13, 2025 |
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Florida woman dumps 75 used tampons on her ex's lawn. Floridaman caught with thermos inside his rectum while at jail.
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Oct 10, 2025 |
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Lady swallows 8 live frogs to cure back pain. Marijuana delivery carrier pigeons in NYC?
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Oct 09, 2025 |
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Airline will charge passengers to recline their seats. Tired single woman buys a billboard to find a husband.
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Oct 08, 2025 |
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Please stop sending AI videos of Robin Williams to his daughter. Halloween decorations of dead local officials got a man arrested.
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Oct 07, 2025 |
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Mail carrier for USPS shot in the face by Amazon delivery driver. Emergency naked bike ride protest organized in Portland.
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Oct 06, 2025 |
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Floridaman tried to post bail using an alligator he claims is also a lawyer. Floridaman kills and eats his own pet peacocks to spite a neighbor.
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Oct 03, 2025 |
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Teen shot after being mistaken for a squirrel by hunting buddy. Woman gives birth, then wins Mortal Kombat tourney while holding newborn.
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Oct 02, 2025 |
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Women's chests will be checked for illegal breast implants in North Korea. Dog owner kidnaps the man that ran over his dog, robs him.
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Oct 01, 2025 |
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Passengers eat their passports mid-flight. High School teacher fed a live kitten to the classroom snake.
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Sep 30, 2025 |
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Florida woman assaults man with a can of silly string. Floridaman caught with human skull and bones at Tampa airport.
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Sep 26, 2025 |
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Vicious squirrel attacks and hospitalizes town residents. Graveyard coffee truck banned from serving a hospital because of their "offensive" name.
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Sep 25, 2025 |
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Italian tourist city will tax all visiting dogs. Aspen will make improvement to their Glory Hole Park.
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Sep 24, 2025 |
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DoorDash driver alerts police of hostage situation after delivering kidnapping items. Teacher arrested for using fart spray on campus.
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Sep 23, 2025 |
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Jesus Take the Wheel songwriter dies in plane crash. The Rapture is tomorrow but do NOT sell your house.
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Sep 22, 2025 |
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Floridaman shots roommate for not bringing drugs to the football party. Floridaman in scuba diving outfit robs a restaurant, swims away.
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Sep 19, 2025 |
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Psycho tunnels into his upstairs neighbor's apartment after disagreements. Drug dog visits school, drug dog sniffs teacher, drug dog finds drugs.
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Sep 18, 2025 |
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Man urinates on customers during movie screening of Demon Slayer. Court rules that digital avatars have feelings and can be compensated.
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Sep 17, 2025 |
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Cheating scandal rocks world rock skimming championships. Airline bans flight crew members from drinking coffee.
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Sep 16, 2025 |
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Emotional support alligator no longer allowed in Walmart. Fed up nuns escaped their crappy retirement facility.
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Sep 15, 2025 |
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Floridaman was refused a foot smell, hits woman with his car. Florida woman squeezed her brother's privates and choked her mom over a Playstation..
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Sep 12, 2025 |
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College kids skinned a dead bear in their dormitory. Cruise ship passenger jumps overboard to avoid his gambling debts.
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Sep 11, 2025 |
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Doctor amputated his own legs for the excitement. Kentucky man stabbed his brother in the genitals and we don't know why.
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Sep 09, 2025 |
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Teen girls being used as hitwomen in organized crime wars. Elderly woman tricked by romance scammer pretending to be astronaut.
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Sep 08, 2025 |
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Floridaman with no arms stabs a tourist. Floridaman calls 911 to report cocaine in his butt.
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Sep 05, 2025 |
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Influencer sells her hot farts for big money. Singer poisons bandmate with hormones to steal his girl.
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Sep 04, 2025 |
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Beachgoers brave poop water over labor day weekend. Woman give birth to a Raver Jesus baby at Burning Man.
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Sep 02, 2025 |
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Florida woman toilet papers neighbor's car while wearing hotdog costume. Florida fake dentist used Krazy glue on customers' teeth.
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Aug 29, 2025 |
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Customer lights himself on fire after his flight is canceled. Dead lady nominated for mayoral candidate in UK.
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Aug 28, 2025 |
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Orgy Dome destroyed after too much blowing at Burning Man. Beef Bandit arrested with all the beef in his pants.
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Aug 28, 2025 |
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Radioactive shrimp from Walmart may give you super powers. Old man sets fire to his care home after denied date with his girlfriend.
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Aug 26, 2025 |
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Teen girl sold her boyfriend to a telecom slave compound. Flight attendant found naked on drugs in the bathroom mid-flight.
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Aug 25, 2025 |
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Floridaman sprayed disabled children with sprinklers as they got off the school bus. Floridaman arrested for flying a meth-drone into someone's home.
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Aug 22, 2025 |
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School is canceled after catalytic converters were stolen off the buses. Naked man wearing a gimp mask is prowling a neighborhood.
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Aug 21, 2025 |
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NFL team hires male cheerleaders to the disgust of certain people. Missing Texas woman found living with a lost African tribe in Scotland.
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Aug 20, 2025 |
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Their son's brain was put in a box and handed to them, family sues funeral home. You can now sell tickets to your wedding to strangers.
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Aug 19, 2025 |
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Poop suitcase keeps Putin's poo top secret, but who carries it? Supermarket offers insultingly small reward for reporting shoplifters.
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Aug 18, 2025 |
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Florida woman exposes herself at a Waffle House, licks manager's face. Florida teacher drunk drives into a fence between classes.
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Aug 15, 2025 |
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Pacifiers for adults are a new trend. Woman's legendary diarrhea leads to canceled flights.
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Aug 14, 2025 |
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Diaper-wearing man asks young girl on a bicycle to change it. Bermuda Triangle is not underwater aliens after all.
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Aug 13, 2025 |
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Woman marries a chatbot after dating for 5 months. Starbucks Korea asks customers to not bring printers to the cafes.
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Aug 12, 2025 |
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Flesh eating flies and deadly hybrid fire ants. Will the insects be the death of us?
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Aug 11, 2025 |
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Florida woman posed as a nurse, treated 4,000 patients without license. Floridaman beats up a golfer over slow play.
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Aug 08, 2025 |
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Man makes love to a refrigerator in Trader Joe's, threatens to stab everyone. Snails on crystal meth have sharp memories, according to science.
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Aug 07, 2025 |
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Fake doctor did testicular ultra sounds on runners in his apartment. Teacher in Japan fired after caught having a second part time job.
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Aug 06, 2025 |
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Woman died on a bus with 26 iPhones glued to her body. Man stabs sandwich makers 4 years after making him wrong sandwich.
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Aug 05, 2025 |
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Zoo asks public to donate their dying pets to feed the predators. Bat flies into a woman's mouth while on vacation.
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Aug 04, 2025 |
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Kids watch in horror as Chuck E. Cheese mascot arrested for fraud. Robotic bunnies deployed in Florida to help fight invasive pythons.
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Aug 01, 2025 |
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Radioactive wasps discovered at a nuclear facility. Sex toy thrown onto the basketball court at a WNBA game.
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Jul 31, 2025 |
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Tourists call police over hired escort's small breasts. Sharks are eating too much fish and the government is getting involved.
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Jul 30, 2025 |
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Toddler bites cobra to death. Penis fillers and genital botox are very risky, warn doctors.
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Jul 29, 2025 |
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Serial butt sniffer arrested again for you know what. Petition to rename an airport after Ozzy Osbourne.
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Jul 28, 2025 |
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Floridaman threatens to kill everyone on the Epstein list. Florida woman welcomed tourists with pepper spray and hotel thievery.
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Jul 25, 2025 |
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Police arrest a man operating a fake embassy in India. Woman claims the Blue Angels military jets killed her cat with their noise.
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Jul 24, 2025 |
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Nazi hikers are permitted to camp in the Swiss Alps. Doctors played musical bingo during a deadly surgery.
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Jul 23, 2025 |
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Swingathon, the largest swingers festival comes to the UK. Man was sucked into an MRI machine by the chain around his neck.
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Jul 22, 2025 |
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Choking pornography will be banned in the UK. Man chugs Tabasco sauce, challenges everyone to fight in a parking lot.
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Jul 21, 2025 |
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Floridaman with stolen motorcycle and meth hidden in his anal cavity. Florida woman bear maced a driver that ran over a chicken.
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Jul 18, 2025 |
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Dating app for Disney adults launches. Soccer star in trouble after hiring dwarves for his birthday party.
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Jul 17, 2025 |
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Nick Cannon (12 kids/6 different women) launches a relationship advice podcast. 114 year old marathon runner dies after being hit by a car while running.
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Jul 16, 2025 |
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Mother makes bomb threat to stop her married son from taking flight with his girlfriend. Naked American man found partying in the sewers of Bangkok.
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Jul 15, 2025 |
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Chimps are putting sticks in their butts to look cool, study says. Elmo's X account was hacked and the result: very offensive Elmo.
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Jul 14, 2025 |
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Floridaman smokes meth and steals train on his birthday. After getting botox in a backyard shed, Florida woman's face is paralyzed.
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Jul 11, 2025 |
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Dead body found in a Goodwill donation bin. Billboards offering to buy your crack house seem insulting.
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Jul 10, 2025 |
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New Barbie Doll with Type 1 Diabetes. Belly dancer arrested for being "too seductive".
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Jul 09, 2025 |
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Bees attack a whole town in France. Politicians in Spain not allowed to pay for happy endings.
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Jul 08, 2025 |
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Floridaman threw spaghetti at his mother because she had demons in her head. Floridaman broke into stranger's home to avoid his angry wife.
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Jul 04, 2025 |
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Teacher got drunk and made students dance the Macarena. Chuck E. Cheese is opening arcades for adults.
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Jul 03, 2025 |
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Travelers with swamp crotch keep setting off TSA alarms. Stop sending unsolicited urine samples, asks a medical facility.
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Jul 02, 2025 |
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Monk shoots a cleric over loud cell phone use in a monastery. Thousands of Norwegians told they won millions in lottery error.
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Jul 01, 2025 |
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Cocaine use is at all time highs but why? Americans arrested for sending Bibles and rice into North Korea.
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Jun 30, 2025 |
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Floridaman drove his Tesla into a restaurant to charge it. 74 year old Floridaman with a shotgun stole a fire truck.
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Jun 27, 2025 |
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Visit a North Korean beach resort and hope you can come home. Beekeeper unleashed his bees on police officers during traffic stop.
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Jun 26, 2025 |
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Best place to have herpes is New Zealand according to their commercial. Scotland may have the most alcoholics according to new data.
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Jun 25, 2025 |
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Hotel no longer allowing panda bears waking up their guests. 145 syringe prickings at a French music festival.
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Jun 24, 2025 |
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Pole dancers hired by parents for son's jr. high graduation. Hetero Awesome Festival in Idaho is not so awesome after all.
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Jun 23, 2025 |
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Floridaman pees on $10k worth of Spam in a Sam's Club. Floridman pulls a gun after argument over mangos.
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Jun 20, 2025 |
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No bra, no exam. University does bra checks before a test. Fake dentist did root canals using online tutorials.
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Jun 20, 2025 |
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Shark falls from the sky onto a disco golf course. You can now buy Ozzy Osbourne's DNA in a can.
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Jun 18, 2025 |
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Male escort is left $1M in widow's will and family fights it. Influencers flock to Air India crash site for selfies.
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Jun 17, 2025 |
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Rollercoaster riders warned to keep mouths closed because of giant bugs. Half the popular of Dhana is in the Drunkard Association.
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Jun 16, 2025 |
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Naked Floridaman at the gas station pumping his pump. Floridaman called 911 for not getting real "service" at a strip club.
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Jun 13, 2025 |
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Brazilian comedian jailed for jokes about race, weight and gender. Politician removes his clothes, invites citizens on a nude beach trip.
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Jun 12, 2025 |
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Drunk mule-riding Kentucky man unleashed a raccoon inside a bar. Orgasmic meditation cult leaders in trouble for being too culty.
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Jun 11, 2025 |
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Woman sent 2,000 lbs of onions to her ex boyfriend to make him cry. Church apologizes for the naked chicken dancing show.
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Jun 10, 2025 |
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You can't use your Costco card as your ID, TSA anounces. Protests over goldfish races?
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Jun 09, 2025 |
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Florida woman sprays bear mace at children blowing bubbles. Floridaman gets down with himself at a bus stop, claims he's Capt. Kirk.
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Jun 06, 2025 |
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200 year old erotic artsy condom goes on display in a museum. Fried chicken flavored toothpaste is a disgusting hit.
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Jun 05, 2025 |
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AI scam company was 700 Indians pretending to be Chatbots. Mom attacked school principal after daughter caught fighting.
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Jun 04, 2025 |
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Flight attendant dances naked mid-flight after taking drugs. New mom wins a marathon despite breast feeding along the way.
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Jun 03, 2025 |
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Floridaman on meth fights gators, attacks police with garden shears. Floridaman claimed he's Jesus, kissed a minor in a locker room.
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May 30, 2025 |
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Hikers, high on mushrooms, thought friend was dead and called 911. Dutch accuse Belgians of stealing all their wind.
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May 29, 2025 |
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Final Destination for one woman was a ceiling landing on her during screening. 24 yeard old impersonated a high school student for over a year.
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May 28, 2025 |
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Young American men are joining the Russian Church of "Manliness". Amazon tribe learns about lawsuits by suing.
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May 27, 2025 |
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Man woke up to find a cargo ship beached in his back yard. Scientists tortured guinea pigs with Adele's music for several days.
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May 26, 2025 |
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Florida mail carrier arrested for drunk driving her delivery route. Floridaman shot his neighbor's cow 5 times.
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May 23, 2025 |
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First-ever Oscar Mayer Wienermobile race. OnlyFans model slept with 583 men in 6 hours.
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May 22, 2025 |
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Every dog gets one bite, court rules. The competition to see who's best at doing absolutely nothing.
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May 21, 2025 |
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Study shows why serial killers are so attractive. Emotional support Alpaca not allowed inside supermarket.
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May 20, 2025 |
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Kindergarten student brought jello shots to class. Student brought a hand grenade to show and tell.
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May 19, 2025 |
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Florida woman attacks her wife with cheesy nachos. Lady attacks her neighbor with 10 lb bef stick at Walmart.
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May 16, 2025 |
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Police find naked man with Vaseline in a Lowe’s display shed. Airline serves white wine to a 3 year old.
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May 15, 2025 |
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Chimps wipe their butts after sex, study finds. United Arab Emirates first nation to use AI to write laws.
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May 14, 2025 |
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Man with STDs infects coworkers after urinating into water cooler. Exploding birds plague a California neighbrhood.
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May 13, 2025 |
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Chess is banned in Afghanistan due to powerful Queen. You must be over 21 years old to dine inside this McDonald's.
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May 12, 2025 |
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Floridaman gored by a Bison in Yellowstone Park. Florida woman urinates on a man after stabbing and robbing him.
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May 09, 2025 |
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Mother brought Jell-O shots to a 5th grade class party. Woman spent thousands to turn into a cat.
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May 08, 2025 |
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Raccoon caught with a meth pipe in the driver's seat. Tourist impales himself on a spike at the Colosseum.
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May 07, 2025 |
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Men are shaving their eyelashes to look more masculine. Hairless robots are taking our fast food jobs.
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May 06, 2025 |
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Man sets fire to his own home twice in same night to watch firefighters work. Man lets snakes bit him 200 times for science.
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May 05, 2025 |
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Floridaman touched lady realtors' feet at open house showings multiple times. Floridaman arrested for having three wives.
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May 02, 2025 |
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Luigi Mangiano: The Musical? Town burns all the confiscated weed, gets all the locals high.
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May 01, 2025 |
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High school student performs DIY exorcism on his math teacher. Runaway kangaroo shuts down entire highway.
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Apr 30, 2025 |
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Passenger strips naked and poops on the seat on flight. Radio station used an AI host for months and nobody knew.
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Apr 29, 2025 |
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Helpful man hides marijuana Easter eggs all over town. Selfies with the Pope's body causes outrage.
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Apr 28, 2025 |
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Florida woman poses as ICE, kidnaps ex's new wife. Floridaman claims he's Jesus, attacks his Holy Father.
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Apr 25, 2025 |
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Defeat the Cartel with songs, urges Meixico's President. White supremacists put messages inside Easter Eggs.
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Apr 24, 2025 |
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Crucifixion reenactment gone wrong as 84 year old man falls from cross. Ant smuggling is the new wildlife trafficking trend.
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Apr 23, 2025 |
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First Chipotle in Mexico will soon open. Texas school bans state flag because of breast drawing.
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Apr 22, 2025 |
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Burning sex toys cause 3-alarm fire damaging homes. Man sinks in quicksand and emerges with a girlfriend.
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Apr 21, 2025 |
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Florida women arrested for selling human bones on Facebook. Floridaman named "Cocaine" attacked Subway workers with a knife.
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Apr 18, 2025 |
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Crosswalks hacked to play funny Elon Musk and Jeff Bozo messages. Police invite the public to get high at the station, they'll provide snacks.
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Apr 17, 2025 |
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Boyfriend sent bomb threat to his own girlfriend's cruise. Man made love to a corpse on NYC subway.
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Apr 16, 2025 |
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Sperm Racing is coming to Los Angeles. Teacher gave students cannabis gummies.
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Apr 15, 2025 |
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Cowboys ride "emotional support" horses through Walmart. China warns lightweight people stay indoors or be blown away by winds.
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Apr 14, 2025 |
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Florida principal called student "Sexy Chocolate" as he rubbed her feet. Floridaman denied job interview, throws his urine.
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Apr 11, 2025 |
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Murder prediction technology will identify future killers. Bio company brings back the extinct Dire Wolf.
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Apr 10, 2025 |
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Foster mom traded a human child for a monkey. NASA asks for help recycling bags of moon poop.
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Apr 09, 2025 |
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Man's 7 "emotional support" tigers were seized from his home. Ninja sword ban begins in the UK.
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Apr 08, 2025 |
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Swastika-tattooed penis pic shared by a doctor leads to a fine. Church hosts pro wrestling matches to attract members.
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Apr 07, 2025 |
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Florida enjoys vandalizing Tesla's. Floridaman gets violent after children refuse refills at a lemonaide stand.
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Apr 04, 2025 |
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Monster that lives under a child's bed turns out to be real. Small town attempts to break the world kazoo record.
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Apr 03, 2025 |
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OnlyFans sued when guys realize they're talking to Indian men instead of models. Poor sleep leads to conspiracy theory thinking.
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Apr 02, 2025 |
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Truck Nuts and exposed breasts are a crime in Idaho. Amish buggies are being robbed at gunpoint.
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Apr 01, 2025 |
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White lady who identifies as black plans to move to Africa. Top sperm bank suffers embarrassing leak.
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Mar 31, 2025 |
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Floridaman wanks in front of banks. Florida flight attendant attacks with a beer bottle.
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Mar 28, 2025 |
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Man operates on himself using Youtube surgery tutorial. $6 million solid gold toilet thieves found.
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Mar 27, 2025 |
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Teen sisters tried to stab their mother for turning off WiFi. Fake Enrique Iglesias scammer gets woman to almost divorce her husband.
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Mar 26, 2025 |
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Show your ID to buy a sex toy online in Texas. Alien Abduction Day is your opportunity to get abducted.
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Mar 25, 2025 |
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Race horses on cocaine in Tasmania. Church groups no longer allowed to bribe children with candy.
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Mar 24, 2025 |
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Floridaman pulls out a gun and demands karaoke at the bar. Floridaman exposed his package to a mail carrier.
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Mar 21, 2025 |
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Down syndrome nudes are being sold online using AI. Church daycare shut down after toddlers given Benadryl to make them sleepy for nap time.
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Mar 20, 2025 |
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Woman operated illegal dentistry out of her home for eight years. Five men shut down intersection with serious twerking.
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Mar 19, 2025 |
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Viagra coffee gets you up in the morning. Men rob a Tennessee gas station using two pythons.
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Mar 18, 2025 |
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Woman tried to sell human toes vomited by dogs. Burnt genitals leads to man's $50 million win vs. Starbucks.
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Mar 17, 2025 |
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Florida woman attacks Floridaman with a Pringles can. Florida teacher arrested for making children fight.
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Mar 14, 2025 |
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Funeral home employee cut off dead man's penis after learning he was a sex offender. Toilet cloggings cause Air India flight to turn back.
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Mar 13, 2025 |
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Mrs. Soon Bang arrested for running a sex parlor. Mr. Weiner is naked when he steals cars and flees police.
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Mar 12, 2025 |
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Man is shot by his own dog while in bed with a woman. Man picks his nose, hits an artery, is hospitalized, wife laughs..
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Mar 11, 2025 |
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Man plays soccer with another man's decapitated head. Tourists in Dublin can't stop touching a statue's breasts.
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Mar 10, 2025 |
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Florida woman stabs boyfriend for not eating her cooking. Floridaman swallows $770k worth of jewelry after arrest.
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Mar 07, 2025 |
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Baby pigs left to starve to death as part of an art exhibit. Postal service will no longer deliver grandma's letters.
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Mar 06, 2025 |
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Funeral home's noodles are so good, diners pretend to be mourners. Movie theater has to pay mental agony damages for showing ads.
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Mar 05, 2025 |
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Man arrested for sex with subway seat a second time. Scientists create Woolly Mice instead of Woolly Mammoth.
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Mar 04, 2025 |
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No Measles Parties, please. Says health official. Influencer spent $140k to turn herself into a robot.
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Mar 03, 2025 |
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Floridaman bites deputy and police dog at a 7-11. Floridaman Games 2025: A celebration of athletic absurdity.
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Feb 28, 2025 |
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Child bites referee's testicle so soccer game's canceled. Man allows fiance to electrocute him for 3 hours as a pre-marital pain test.
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Feb 27, 2025 |
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Teacher sold "test enhancement" drugs to his students. Bird drops a severed human hand into a schoolyard.
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Feb 26, 2025 |
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Thousands of kids accused of witchcraft in past decade. TikTookers drop heavy objects on their feet in new viral trend.
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Feb 25, 2025 |
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Crypto trader killed himself to create a coin. Canadian coffeeshop changes Americano to Canadiano.
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Feb 24, 2025 |
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Florida woman attacks man with a garden hoe for not hanging out. Drunk Floridaman with no pants crashes into 7-11.
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Feb 21, 2025 |
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Students lights his inflatable girlfriend on fire in the dorms. Restaurant owner puts a bounty on a negative reviewer.
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Feb 20, 2025 |
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Porn dumpsters are leaving Japan. Court rules calling a man bald is sexual harassment.
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Feb 19, 2025 |
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Launching drugs into a prison using a canon gets two arrested. Science studies why hockey players sound Canadian.
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Feb 18, 2025 |
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Shark bites off both hands of a tourist during beach selfie. Bald men murdered for their gold heads?
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Feb 17, 2025 |
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Florida woman attacks with a dildo. Florida couple arrested for unnatural acts in Wendy's parking lot.
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Feb 14, 2025 |
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Should the US Treasury stop making pennies? Researchers find our ancestors ate the brains of their enemies.
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Feb 13, 2025 |
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Blind man given permit to carry a gun in Indiana. Zoo in China sells tiger urine to treat sprains.
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Feb 12, 2025 |
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Doctor gave his cat a Catscan and is in trouble for it. Denmark signs a petition to buy the state of California.
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Feb 11, 2025 |
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Man arrested for drunk driving a drone. Zoo offers elephant pooping videos to send your ex on Valentine's Day.
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Feb 10, 2025 |
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Florida teacher shows explicit pics of herself during show and tell. Floridaman barked like a dog inside an auto-parts store.
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Feb 07, 2025 |
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Cocaine should be legal and sold like wine, says Columbian President. 13 yr old boy impersonates a doctor at a hospital.
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Feb 06, 2025 |
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100,000 eggs stolen in the Great Egg Heist of 2025. Man shot his friend who claimed he could, "dodge" bullets.
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Feb 05, 2025 |
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Priest flossed his teeth with teenage girl's hair. Furries warned not to act racist against other species at Furry Convention.
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Feb 04, 2025 |
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Woman arrested for "Cyber Farting" at her partner's ex. Robot cockfighting proposed in Oklahoma.
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Feb 03, 2025 |
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Florida man sits on gun, shoots himself in penis. School principal hosts alcohol fueled party of 100 teens at her own home.
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Jan 31, 2025 |
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Twerking on disabled person's head leads to healthcare worker arrest. Man trashes a DMV with fishes.
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Jan 30, 2025 |
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Contraception Begins at Erection Act proposed by lawmaker. Flood Museum closed due to flooding.
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Jan 29, 2025 |
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Man's Bigfoot hunting expeditions used against him in court. Las Vegas ice cream truck mistaken for ICE vehicle.
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Jan 28, 2025 |
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Child goes blind from eating chicken nuggets. Mystery person drops off erotic novels in random mailboxes.
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Jan 27, 2025 |
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Floridaman exposed "abnormally large" testicles to a teen. Lady busted with drugs in bag labeled, "Def not a bag of drugs."
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Jan 24, 2025 |
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Drinkable mayonnaise launches in Japan. Cat makes three flights in 24 hours after being left on a plane.
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Jan 23, 2025 |
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Viagra Honey floods France and police say it's dangerous. Penguins are getting divorced in record numbers.
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Jan 22, 2025 |
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Adult film star offers LA firefighters some lovin' for their efforts. The Moon added to list of endangered cultural sites.
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Jan 21, 2025 |
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Lonely elderly women prefer jail than being outside in Japan. Aquarium cheers up lonely fish with cardboard humans.
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Jan 20, 2025 |
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Floridaman tried to have sex with a horse's nose. Florida lady stabs her hubby with a bladed cane on his birthday.
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Jan 17, 2025 |
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Woman got a side marijuana with her fries at Burger King. Man stole three amputated legs from a hospital and one is still missing.
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Jan 16, 2025 |
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Prosthetic penis pics get a soccer falconer fired. Pizzeria charges extra $125 for pineapple topping.
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Jan 15, 2025 |
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Government warns sex toys are a target for hackers. Fake Brad Pitt gets woman to divorce her millionaire husband.
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Jan 14, 2025 |
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Lady brings her sex toy into the MRI machine and horror ensues. Blind man shot his amputee body during eviction mission.
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Jan 13, 2025 |
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Florida woman poops on Dollar Store floor while man steals cleaning products. Man claims alien abduction during nude carjacking.
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Jan 10, 2025 |
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Getting sick is a crime in this Italian village. Falafel and shawarma are #1 again!
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Jan 09, 2025 |
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Man eaten alive after filming himself with lions to impress girlfriend. Belgium warns citizens not to eat their Christmas tree.
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Jan 08, 2025 |
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Hot dogs have been banned in North Korea. Windows are banned in Afghanistan. And I say, ban the bans!
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Jan 07, 2025 |
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Drunken officer freed prisoners to celebrate New Year. Teen poisoned her rival’s competition show goat.
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Jan 06, 2025 |
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Floridaman with "Alone" face tattoo commits some crimes alone. Florida is building roads using radioactive waste.
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Jan 03, 2025 |
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Best of Weird News 2024 - Part 2
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Jan 02, 2025 |
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Best of Weird News 2024 - Part 1
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Jan 01, 2025 |
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Baby bird found alive in dead man's stomach after fertility ritual. Mexico town thanks the drug cartel for holiday gifts.
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Dec 31, 2024 |
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Man poured whiskey into the holy water during Christmas Church Mass. Two men died in a forest looking for Sasquatch.
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Dec 30, 2024 |
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Florida pizza delivery woman stabs customer over bad tip. Florida woman takes revenge on her ex boyfriend's bong.
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Dec 27, 2024 |
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Lady arrested for practicing unlicensed dentistry out of her kitchen. Amazon driver leaves 80 holiday packages in woods.
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Dec 27, 2024 |
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Secret Chinese police station discovered in New York City. Scientists discover our ancestors: Giant Head People.
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Dec 24, 2024 |
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Emotional support Great Dane brought on plane. Killer caught dumping dead body on Google Maps Streetview.
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Dec 23, 2024 |
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Meth smoking Floridaman attacks his mattress in a jealous rage. Man arrested after getting 'a little naked' in a Lyft.
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Dec 20, 2024 |
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Sex workers in Zimbabwe use baby socks during condom shortage. Ten Commandments tablet is up for auction.
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Dec 19, 2024 |
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Hunter dies when a bear falls from a tree and lands on him. Police officer shoots himself to impress his girlfriend.
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Dec 18, 2024 |
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Don't eat the brown snow, one city warns residents. Russia sends elite super goats to N. Korea.
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Dec 17, 2024 |
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Cop dresses as a "Sex Wrestler" to catch a pervert. Demon stripper stabs the DJ, nearly killing him.
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Dec 16, 2024 |
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Did you buy crack from the Florida police in the 90's? Floridaman slaps his girlfriend in the face with a cheeseburger.
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Dec 13, 2024 |
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More Texas Vs. Sex Toys on the way. Whale swims 8,106 miles for some booty.
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Dec 12, 2024 |
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Police find garden gnome made entirely of MDMA. Italian nun arrested for working with the mafia.
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Dec 11, 2024 |
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Offensive term "offender" replaced with "justice impacted individual". AI Jesus is taking confessionals.
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Dec 10, 2024 |
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Pet crocodile dies after thrown into snow during an argument about anime. Barbarians took drugs with a spoon before battle.
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Dec 09, 2024 |
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Naked Floridaman with pot and sex toys in a school on Thanksgiving. Floridaman shoots neighbor over loud music.
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Dec 06, 2024 |
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Spanking women with a cow horn is part of a German holiday festival. Singer of YMCA song denies it's a gay anthem.
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Dec 05, 2024 |
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Sex workers in Belgium get benefits and a pension. Orcas are wearing dead salmon as hats but why?
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Dec 04, 2024 |
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Meth-soaked cow onesie on a flight leads to arrest of a smuggler. Mother arrested after child walks a mile from home.
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Dec 03, 2024 |
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Cocaine and chickens shut down a Wisconsin bar. Man sends sexy livestreamer $500k to call him "bro".
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Dec 02, 2024 |
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Floridaman knocks out roommate with a chair in dispute over feeding cats. Florida mom McShoots Florida daughter.
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Nov 30, 2024 |
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Drug dealers market "Woke Coke" as ethically sourced. Man discovers his wife is actually a cross-dressing man.
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Nov 27, 2024 |
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Mad scientists create the world's thinnest spaghetti but not to eat. Italian village offers $1 homes to sad Americans.
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Nov 26, 2024 |
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Idiot buys banana duct taped to a wall for $6million to eat it. Smuggler arrested with over 300 tarantulas taped to his belly.
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Nov 25, 2024 |
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Floridaman squirts mystery liquid on girls' butts at Ross Dress For Less. Man arrested for assaulting wife with spaghetti
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Nov 22, 2024 |
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Woman kidnaps boy, then abandons him after discovering his religion. Fisherman in Norway catches a US submarine.
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Nov 22, 2024 |
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Tourists fighting as gladiators in the Colosseum angers Romans. AI chatbot has a message for the humans, "Please die".
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Nov 21, 2024 |
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Family strangles brother with a rope for bringing home chicken. Cigarette smuggler crosses a river disguised as a water plant.
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Nov 19, 2024 |
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Men attack luxury cars in a bear costume for fake insurance scam. Australians asked to track their farts for science.
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Nov 18, 2024 |
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Human head found on a popular Florida beach. Floridaman stabs brother in neck for talking over his food.
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Nov 15, 2024 |
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Ban on women marrying after 25 and other weird Japan proposals. Police officer suspended after throwing away victim's skull.
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Nov 14, 2024 |
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Man declares himself Jesus and then beats up seven monks. Rage room bookings increase following Trump victory.
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Nov 13, 2024 |
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Wicked dolls mistakenly list adult film website on the box. Pope Francis keeps tweeting about the Saints NFL team accidentally.
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Nov 12, 2024 |
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North Korean troops get internet and can't stop touching themselves. 43 monkeys escaped a lab and I know where this leads.
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Nov 11, 2024 |
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Floridaman wanted sex on the beach, instead attacked with a hatchet. Floridaman arrested for punching a police horse.
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Nov 08, 2024 |
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Hackers demand French company pay ransom of $125k in baguettes. New home owner finds skeleton of old homeowner dead 15 years.
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Nov 07, 2024 |
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Naked drunk tourist covered in poo falls from balcony in Thailand. Ambulance runs over cyclist then bills him for services.
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Nov 06, 2024 |
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Famous squirrel seized and killed by local government. Oregon has sexy bats that win beauty contents regularly.
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Nov 05, 2024 |
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Cannabis joints given out during Halloween trick or treat. Thousands attend a fake invented Halloween parade.
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Nov 04, 2024 |
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Floridaman church burglar searched 'Where do church keep money'. Teen wields machete at elderly Democrats at polls.
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Nov 01, 2024 |
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Fire chief apologizes after Halloween party with KKK costumes. Hindu priest claimed could fly, dies falling off a mountain.
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Oct 31, 2024 |
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Women in China get calls from government asking if they pregnant. Vatican has a new anime girl mascot.
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Oct 30, 2024 |
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Snoop Dogg has a cannabis referee so you don't get too high. Farmer hog-ties two trespassers and drives them to police.
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Oct 29, 2024 |
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Pizzeria serves marijuana laced pies by mistake. Thieves steal 22 tons of cheese and that's no gouda!
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Oct 28, 2024 |
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Floridaman pulls a machete on son for forgetting his birthday. Man tried to cut off and eat a guy's toes for concert tickets.
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Oct 25, 2024 |
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Oral sex leads to throat cancer. French Bulldog dies on a plane because owner is a dummy.
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Oct 24, 2024 |
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Man born with three penises in rare medical miracle. Police bust pizzeria with cocaine on the menu.
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Oct 22, 2024 |
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Floridaman in a bull onesie tried to burn down ex's home with pasta sauce. Lady escapes rehab, steals car, runs a man over twice.
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Oct 18, 2024 |
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Restaurant sorry for serving Nazi soldier actors. Court rules calling a man bald is sexual harassment
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Oct 17, 2024 |
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Crowd treated for nausea after opera with live sex and piercing. Cop calls cops after Burger King screws up order.
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Oct 16, 2024 |
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Woman smuggles turtles into Canada in a kayak. Majority of American houses are haunted according to survey.
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Oct 15, 2024 |
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Robot vacuums yell racial slurs at families after being hacked. Breakdancers risk getting Headspin Hole says doctors.
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Oct 14, 2024 |
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Floridaman with no legs refused to leave boat during hurricane. Meteorologists receive death threats over weather.
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Oct 11, 2024 |
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The bag that read, Definitely Not a Bag of Drugs, contained drugs. Spirit Halloween opening Spirit Christmas stores.
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Oct 10, 2024 |
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Burglar broke into a home and did household chores for the victim. Earth has a new mini moon friend.
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Oct 09, 2024 |
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Angry wife ate dead husband's ashes. Stolen sausages lead to a nursing home stabbing.
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Oct 08, 2024 |
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Need an AI Wingman for your gay dating app? Man steals ambulance to drive to court for stolen car charges.
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Oct 07, 2024 |
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Florida woman bites genitals of police officer following crash. Florida date ends when she throws steak knives.
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Oct 04, 2024 |
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Fat Bear Week delayed after fat bear contestant kills rival bear. Held hostage? IRS wants those late fees paid while captured.
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Oct 03, 2024 |
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Super Sheep cloner gets prison time for playing God. The infamous "Piss Bandit" is now a documentary.
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Oct 02, 2024 |
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Get more cash for your sperm, there's a shortage in UK. Slapping heads for sport causes concussions.
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Oct 01, 2024 |
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Man amputates own penis with an axe after consuming mushrooms. Saudi's welcome LGBTQ+ for World Cup despite death penalties.
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Sep 30, 2024 |
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Floridaman shot over jukebox song dispute. Floridaman nearly died getting lap dance from his housekeeper.
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Sep 27, 2024 |
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Landlord bulldozed a house with tenant still inside. Cocaine Bananas have arrived and they're delicious.
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Sep 26, 2024 |
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Fake Brad Pitt promises lonely women romance for their money. Animal parts falling from the sky?
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Sep 25, 2024 |
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Costco apartments are coming to Los Angeles. Arrests made after woman uses the suicide pod in Switzerland.
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Sep 24, 2024 |
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Chinese zoo admits the pandas are painted dogs. Man died after stabbing himself trying to separate frozen burgers.
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Sep 23, 2024 |
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Florida man arrested for keeping 2 alligators in his pool. "Philadelphia Flasher" arrested for flashing his stuff in Florida.
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Sep 20, 2024 |
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Russia suggests making babies on your lunch break. Piano teacher tried to sever a penis after sex refusals.
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Sep 19, 2024 |
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8 year old girl stole car, drove to Target to shop. Nashville man missing half his head spotted walking around.
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Sep 18, 2024 |
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Mammals can breathe through their butts, scientists find. Carnival Cruise smashed into an iceberg.
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Sep 17, 2024 |
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Lady divorces an airplane after 10 years. Military called in to protect doctors from patient attacks.
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Sep 16, 2024 |
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Floridaman shot a crack bear to save his puppy. Florida doc mistakenly removes patient liver instead of spleen.
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Sep 13, 2024 |
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Man gets sexy with a cucumber on a lady's car. Jon Bon Jovi talks a suicidal woman off a bridge.
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Sep 12, 2024 |
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Man puts 2-foot eel in his bum and it doesn't go well. Navy officer brought internet on ship to check her social media.
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Sep 11, 2024 |
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Peru confiscates hundreds of horny frogs. China warns: watch out for sexy people turning you into spy.
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Sep 10, 2024 |
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Woman lights fires to flirt with firefighters. Drunk lady stole a coffin with a body inside.
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Sep 09, 2024 |
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Machete-wielding Floridaman! (Clothing Optional)
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Sep 06, 2024 |
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Lonely dolphin keeps hitting on Japanese swimmers. AI classrooms without teachers open in London.
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Sep 05, 2024 |
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Witch doctor arrested for not resurrecting a dead person. 1 in 3 vegetarians eat meat when drunk.
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Sep 04, 2024 |
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Husband spikes wife's Coke with cocaine hoping to marry her daughter. Employee found dead at her desk after 4 days.
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Sep 03, 2024 |
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Florida lady has lesbian threesome in public pool in front of kids. Man wields machete and demands people buy his meth.
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Aug 30, 2024 |
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Worker left for dead during wilderness office retreat. Fighting sexual urges? Try badminton, kids.
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Aug 29, 2024 |
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Woman is allergic to her own period. Fake police officer fools the police force for years.
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Aug 28, 2024 |
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Doctor let teenage daughter drill hole in patient's skull. Rock band fakes farewell tour to see tickets.
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Aug 27, 2024 |
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Chick-fil-A launches Chicken TV. World's oldest man says the secret is fried food and luck.
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Aug 26, 2024 |
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Florida doctor ignores screaming patients. Bloody Floridaman refuses to leave a plane.
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Aug 23, 2024 |
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Dead woman still has to pay rent. Football team will wear QR codes for in-game tipping.
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Aug 22, 2024 |
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Horse is elected mayor of a US town. Woman performed lewd act with a trout.
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Aug 21, 2024 |
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So sorry we lost your skull, sir! Flights canceled over dangerous missing scissors.
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Aug 20, 2024 |
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Woman runs over boyfriend with car on their way to couples therapy. Man shot his father over smelly feet.
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Aug 19, 2024 |
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Floridaman drives truck through strip club for kicking him out. Man stabs roommate over gas prices.
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Aug 16, 2024 |
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Circumcised without consent leads to apology. Taliban welcome hostages - I mean "Tourists".
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Aug 15, 2024 |
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Lice in passenger's hair leads to emergency landing. Breastfeeding humans try to get an orangutan to do same.
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Aug 14, 2024 |
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Lady steals $1.5 million worth of chicken wings from school. Stop giving the monks energy drinks, please.
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Aug 13, 2024 |
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Glitterbombing Mars will make it better to dance on. Man steals women's undies cuz he hates his wife's undies.
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Aug 12, 2024 |
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Hurricane blows cocaine onto Florida beach. Lady blames strong winds for failed sobriety test.
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Aug 09, 2024 |
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Chess player poisons her rival pre-match. Mayor asks to please not poop on their pretty beach.
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Aug 08, 2024 |
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Airline now allows women to purchase seats away from the creepy men. Man arrested for assaulting a Prius.
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Aug 07, 2024 |
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Black clothing banned in classrooms but the 10 Commandments are on the wall for all to see.
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Aug 06, 2024 |
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Pole vaulter’s huge package costs him Olympic medal. Baby Karen's are nearly extinct.
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Aug 05, 2024 |
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Woman caught with drugs in bag labeled ‘Bag of Drugs’. Floridaman lassos an alligator for killing the turtles.
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Aug 02, 2024 |
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Unseasoned chicken led to brawl with bug spray, fists and knives. Man stabs another man over chicken or egg debate.
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Aug 01, 2024 |
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Corpse shortage at medical schools. Disney cancels offensive bear named Liver Lips McGrowl.
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Jul 31, 2024 |
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Champagne sales down because people aren't cheery. Docs remove giant gourd from farmer's rectum.
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Jul 30, 2024 |
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Stripper, emotional support monkey and a football coach. Supreme Court rules that boneless wings can have bones.
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Jul 29, 2024 |
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Florida police order no selfies with the depressed black bear. Floridaman resists arrest while being arrested for resisting arrest.
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Jul 26, 2024 |
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Tourist burns feet off in Death Valley. Japan restaurants charge tourists more than locals.
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Jul 25, 2024 |
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Resurrect dead loved one's with AI avatars. Astronauts will drink their own pee on the moon.
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Jul 24, 2024 |
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Cocaine Sharks invade Brazil. Father decapitates seagull in front of family.
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Jul 23, 2024 |
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Plants with offensive names will be renamed. Japan Olympic gymnast sent home for smoking.
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Jul 22, 2024 |
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Florida stripper sues to remain a stripper. Florida woman bites flight attendant on United Airlines.
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Jul 19, 2024 |
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This illegal Trader Joe's spice will get you arrested. Melting ice caps are gonna give us a longer weekend.
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Jul 18, 2024 |
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Young people are getting groped a lot in Japan. World's largest water balloon fight.
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Jul 17, 2024 |
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Too much cocaine is hurting Columbia. Elon offers his sperm for the first Mars colony.
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Jul 16, 2024 |
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Taco Bell opens a retirement community. Mexico cancels the Greek God Poseidon.
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Jul 15, 2024 |
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Two Florida women, one sandwich. Floridaman shoots himself in groin in front of girlfriend while trying to shoot her ex.
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Jul 12, 2024 |
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Man broke into pet store to release the animals. Man caught smuggling 100 snakes in his pants.
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Jul 11, 2024 |
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Porn Passports coming this summer. German city renames itself after Taylor Swift.
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Jul 10, 2024 |
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Offensive Happy Meal will be called just "The Meal". Ammo vending machines in grocery stores.
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Jul 09, 2024 |
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Teacher livestreams up her skirt during class. Government will ban politicians from lying.
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Jul 08, 2024 |
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Florida crack bears are fair game. Floridaman on a tricycle fights man with machete over lights.
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Jul 05, 2024 |
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College has a student height requirement. Rapper's lyrics must be approved by US government.
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Jul 03, 2024 |
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Man squirts his urine at ladies as an ice breaker. The Big Nude Boat is a nude cruise launching soon.
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Jul 02, 2024 |
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Government robot worker commits suicide. Minister arrested for performing black magic on a President.
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Jul 01, 2024 |
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Man flies to Florida to attack gamer with a hammer. Floridaman shoots at Walmart delivery drone.
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Jun 28, 2024 |
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Church sells plots of land in Heaven. Golf course rents out llamas as caddies.
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Jun 27, 2024 |
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Beastiality Bus pulled over in PA. You can't sell human poo without FDA approval.
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Jun 26, 2024 |
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Poop protest in the Paris river postponed. Flat Earthers get a new reality show.
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Jun 25, 2024 |
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Man had sex with a train seat. Hong Kong demands citizens smile more to attract more tourists.
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Jun 24, 2024 |
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Florida lady shot roommate for being messy. Playground stolen from Florida school for Autistic children.
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Jun 21, 2024 |
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Man's genitals removed by enemy while asleep. Anti-Woke water is a hit for conservatives.
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Jun 20, 2024 |
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New SexBots powered AI to hit shelves. Come back to the office and get your own desk!
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Jun 19, 2024 |
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Police conduct mock shooting for students who now need therapy. Elephants know each others' names cuz they smart.
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Jun 18, 2024 |
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Crocodile ate their dogs, so they ate him. Hire a driver that can also shoot your enemies.
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Jun 17, 2024 |
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Floridaman sneezes and his colon falls out at the diner. Man thinks all of Florida is a nude beach.
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Jun 14, 2024 |
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Man broke into home to perform exorcism on former co-worker. Hospital puts "famous" singer in a straight-jacket.
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Jun 13, 2024 |
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Denmark recalls Korean ramen for being too spicy. German town votes to have all pigeons killed.
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Jun 12, 2024 |
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Jesus had an erection when he dies, says priest. Flying venomous spiders heading to the Northeast.
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Jun 11, 2024 |
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Books about farts and butts are back in Texas libraries. Lady suffers from Sleep Shopping disorder.
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Jun 10, 2024 |
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Florida woman called police on herself during a carjacking. Floridaman caught pushing stolen Coke machine down street.
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Jun 07, 2024 |
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Porn takes over Amazon tribe after they finally get internet. Scientists wanna know what time it is on the moon.
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Jun 06, 2024 |
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Straight men get free beer at bar's Heterosexual Awareness event. Flavor Flav orders entire Red Lobster menu in effort to save company.
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Jun 05, 2024 |
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You will soon be able to grow new teeth. Your orange juice is about to have zero oranges.
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Jun 04, 2024 |
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Town bans sex dolls and genital costumes for parties. Teacher holds mock slave auction in class.
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Jun 03, 2024 |
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Shirtless Floridaman robbing Wendy's with finger guns blazin. Florida couple makes 4pm love on the pier.
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May 31, 2024 |
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Cash for vasectomy reversals to help declining birth rates. Violent street performer disputes in Mexico.
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May 30, 2024 |
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Poop balloons sent from North Korea to annoy neighbor. Ramen lovers eat their noodles as restaurant goes up in flames around them.
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May 29, 2024 |
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Mexican cartels take over the tortillas. Family gets brain worms from uncooked bear meat.
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May 28, 2024 |
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Florida Priest bites woman at Mass. Floridaman offered to pay officer with hamburger for oral pleasures.
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May 24, 2024 |
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Dogs now have their own luxury airline. Queer animal documentary featuring bisexual lions.
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May 23, 2024 |
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Crime to wear a mask in public? Ten Commandments in the classroom? Bears don't mind Black Sabbath.
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May 22, 2024 |
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Every human testicle contains microplastics, study shows. Swiss court bans the Bimbo for being racist.
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May 21, 2024 |
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Man has sexual relations with a pink Tesla for three hours. Taiwan parliament member runs away with bill to prevent passing.
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May 20, 2024 |
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Florida raises stripper age to 21 to fight trafficking? Miami police showcase first Rolls Royce police car.
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May 17, 2024 |
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Pope will discuss aliens and what the church will do about them. 106 year old man is the oldest skydiver ever.
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May 16, 2024 |
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Judge rules tacos and burritos are sandwiches. Police Arrest Yakuza Leader For Stealing 25 Pokemon Trading Cards.
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May 15, 2024 |
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Flavor Flav is a hype man for the US women’s water polo team. YouTuber runs over pedestrian while streaming under the influence.
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May 14, 2024 |
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Lady lived inside supermarket roof sign for entire year. Man assaults police with a block of cheese.
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May 13, 2024 |
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Floridaman bites off piece of cop’s head at a music festival. Man stopped at Miami airport with snakes in his pants.
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May 10, 2024 |
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Zoo painted puppies to look like pandas. AI Priest defrocked after it Ok's baptizing a baby in Gatorade.
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May 09, 2024 |
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Darts player refuses to play against trans darts player. Bear eats the ducklings at a kids party.
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May 08, 2024 |
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Emotional support alligator kidnapped. NASA asked to help find the Loch Ness Monster.
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May 07, 2024 |
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Floridaman throws pasta during road rage incident. Floridaman 'Pee Wee’ caught exposing himself at 3 stores.
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May 04, 2024 |
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Meth induced Bigfoot sacrifice leads to murder of fishing buddy. Gold spewing volcano make you rich.
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Apr 30, 2024 |
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Pet cat shipped 700 miles in Amazon return package. The Mona Lisa may be sent to the basement.
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Apr 30, 2024 |
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Floridaman employee shoots own father thru drive-thru. Floridaman drinks a cold one during arrest.
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Apr 26, 2024 |
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Male hippo discovered to be female after 7 years at a zoo. Orgasm noise study shows it's quiet.
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Apr 25, 2024 |
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Milan to ban ice cream and pizza after midnight. Lady says stolen jeep was a tip from a customer.
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Apr 24, 2024 |
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Snakebite victims asked to not bring the snake to the hospital. Man's body produces alcohol?
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Apr 23, 2024 |
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Woman took a corpse into a bank and tried to get a loan. Mascot name Ozempig upsets some people.
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Apr 22, 2024 |
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Floridaman has sword ritual with kidnapped lady. Florida fire fighter whips out his hose in a 7-11.
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Apr 19, 2024 |
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Workers hired thugs to beat up boss for long hours. Polish priest held drug field orgies and then...
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Apr 18, 2024 |
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Man arrested for having sex with a car for three years. Tennessee okays teachers with guns in class.
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Apr 18, 2024 |
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Goofy falls on top of woman, who sues Disney. Nuns eat potato chips and now the church is angry,
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Apr 16, 2024 |
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Man kills himself with his own poisonous pet snakes. Dead lady requested Grim Reaper at funeral.
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Apr 15, 2024 |
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Florida woman claims God told her to shoot up a highway during eclipse. Drunk driving on 3 wheels?
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Apr 12, 2024 |
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Testicles were shown on the news instead of solar eclipse. Employee hangs his own art in museum.
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Apr 11, 2024 |
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Drug made from human bones is very addicting. Nine year old misses bus, steals mom's car for school.
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Apr 10, 2024 |
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Chechnya bans music that's too slow but also too fast. Earthquake strikes while man gets vasectomy.
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Apr 09, 2024 |
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Town asks mayor to stop the solar eclipse. Italian island offers free goats if you catch them.
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Apr 08, 2024 |
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Floridaman assaults store manager with Bible on Easter. Couple arrested for sex in front of Popeye's
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Apr 05, 2024 |
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Man fires his gun downtown to celebrate his divorce. Africa threatens to deliver 20,000 elephants .
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Apr 04, 2024 |
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Firefighter impersonator with garden hose arrested. Arizona claims Pluto as official planet.
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Apr 02, 2024 |
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Super Gonorrhea surging in China. Filipinos still nailing themselves to crosses, church hates it.
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Apr 01, 2024 |
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Florida lady says it's not robbery, it's a "game called 21". Gallons of wine okay but no lab meat!
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Mar 29, 2024 |
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Help us find the biggest weiner in baseball. Man dies after friend pumps air into his rectum.
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Mar 28, 2024 |
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Strippers' Bill of Rights signed in Washington. Man believed his mom a vampire and staked her.
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Mar 27, 2024 |
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Titanic door that murdered Jack sold for $700k. Tennessee senate passes bill banning chemtrails?
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Mar 26, 2024 |
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Man stole and ate the leg of someone killed by a train. Buying lady poop online isn't easy.
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Mar 26, 2024 |
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Naked Florida woman sets fire to church and police cars. Child brought gun to daycare in lunchbox.
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Mar 22, 2024 |
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Boys ages 11, 12, and 16 rob a bank in Texas. Bakery can't sell alcohol near the pyramid winery.
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Mar 21, 2024 |
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Man offered college girls $100 to kick in the groin. Student persuaded to cut off both his feet.
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Mar 20, 2024 |
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Lady with two vaginas and a boyfriend for each. Cat fell into a cat of toxic chemicals.
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Mar 19, 2024 |
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Lady impersonates FBI agent to shut down Waffle House. Elderly couple escaped living facility.
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Mar 18, 2024 |
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Fake Florida doctor does a "killer" buttlift. Mom tried to sell her daughter in a bank parking lot.
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Mar 15, 2024 |
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Man creates giant mutant hybrid sheep illegally. Dead man's roommates drive his body to his bank.
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Mar 14, 2024 |
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Simulated period pain for male office workers in Japan. Fake lawyer at Burger King scam.
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Mar 13, 2024 |
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Rats are eating the marijuana at NOLA police station. Men planned to have python eat young girl.
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Mar 12, 2024 |
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Saudi Arabia's humanoid robot "gropes" news anchor. Library will accept cat pics instead of fees.
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Mar 11, 2024 |
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Floridaman says his bomb threat was "flirting". Man holds lady for ransom after learning she's Trans
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Mar 08, 2024 |