The Totally Football Show with James Richardson

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P. Kelleher
 Jul 12, 2018
Great football podcast. very funny, covers all European leagues and internationals

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James Richardson and the Totally Football Show team are here twice a week to tell you everything you need to know about the Premier League and beyond for the 2018-19 season

Episode Date
The circle of life
3024
Jimbo, Michael Cox, Daniel Storey and Tom Williams kick off the (tricky) second season of the Totally Football Show by chatting geese, goals, gloating and more RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: Weekend highlights (00m 40s) • PART 1b: Arsenal 0 - 2 City - City pick up where they left off, major work for Emery (03m 40s) • PART 2a: Huddersfield 0 - 3 Chelsea - good signs for Sarri-ball (13m 30s) • PART 2b: Liverpool 4 - 0 West Ham - woof! (18m 10s)   
• PART 2c: United and Spurs off the mark - but sour times on Tyneside and Puel on the brink at Leicester…again (21m 45s)
 • PART 3a: A nod to Scotland, France, Spain, Germany, MLS - and magic (31m 30s) • PART 3b: The promoted sides - and Big Sam gloating (36m 40s)
 • PART 3c: The return of Joe Hart, Watford’s zingers and any other business (44m 30s) • PART 4: Paddy Power’s Movers and Shakers with Lee Price (47m 00s)
 • PART 5: Exeunt ones (48m 50s) PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by [**Paddy Power** - home of the Money Back Special](http://www.paddypower.com/) • get your free print copy of the **Economist** by texting FOOTBALL to 78070 GET IN TOUCH: • find us on **[Facebook](https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/)**  • send us a [**tweet: @TheTotallyShow**](http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)
Aug 13, 2018
It's good to be back
4451
Jimbo, Daniel Storey, Julien Laurens, and Adam Bate are here to bring in the new Premier League season with this bumper preview show. They discuss whether anyone can topple Manchester City, whether the three new-boys will still be there in nine months time, and find out which former England player Jules has been holidaying with this summer. RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: Welcome all (00m 50s) • PART 1b: City champions elect again, Sarri Chelsea, and Liverpool love in with Melissa Reddy (02m 00s) • PART 2: The unknown quantity: Arsenal, Mou's Moanchester United, Spurs' big spenders (20m 10s) • PART 3a: Totally's family expanded with The Totally Scottish Football Show's Andrew Slaven (38m 40s) • PART 3b: The best of the rest including Leicester, Everton, Burnley and West Ham (41m 00s) 
• PART 4: A welcome return to the Premier League for Cardiff, Fulham and Wolves (51m 30s) 
• PART 5a: If they stay up who must go down (60m 00s) • PART 5b: Odds with Paddy Power (69m 20s) • PART 6: Exeunt Omnes (72m 40s) PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special STAY IN TOUCH: • find us on Facebook • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow
Aug 08, 2018
The ballad of Carlos Kaiser
1832
Carlos Kaiser is a legend in Brazil, after he carved out a 20-year career at some of the country's top clubs despite never actually playing a match.  Why did he live this life of deception - and how did he get away with it?  Director Louis Myles and producers Tom Markham and Rob Fullam tell us all as they discuss their new documentary, **[Kaiser: The Greatest Footballer Never to Play Football](http://kaiserthefilm.co.uk/)** • **Kaiser** is out in UK cinemas on Friday 27 July, with special director's Q&A sessions at VUE Westfield White City on Thursday 26 July and  VUE Piccadilly Apollo on Friday 27 July.  See **[kaiserthefilm](http://kaiserthefilm.co.uk/) **for more info. • [**Rob Smyth**'s book about Kaiser is out now](https://www.amazon.co.uk/Kaiser-Greatest-Footballer-Never-Football/dp/1787290255?tag=prhmarketing3915-21)
Jul 24, 2018
La fin
2491
Jimbo, Sasha Goryunov, James Horncastle, Tom Williams and Matt Davies celebrate France’s World Cup win, and give some final thoughts on an unbelievable Russia 2018 RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: France 4 - 2 Croatia (01m 20s) • PART 1b: Pogba and Mbappe run the show (07m 30s) • PART 1c: Some love for Modric (11m 40s) • PART 1d: Final final thoughts (16m 20s) 
• PART 2a: Belgium 2 - 0 England - and the curse off the third and fourth place playoff (20m 00s) 
• PART 2b: Russia’s World Cup legacy (26m 00s) • PART 3: A quick look ahead to club football - and some revelations (33m 00s) LIVE NEWS: • [**We’re headed to Manchester on Friday 5 October for Totally Football Live!**](https://www.seetickets.com/tour/the-totally-football-show-live#) << Now with added Daniel Storey and Rory Smith>> CHARITY NEWS: • we’re working with [**CALM, the Campaign Against Living Miserably**, who are dedicated to preventing male suicide](https://www.thecalmzone.net/) PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by [**Paddy Power** - home of the Money Back Special](http://www.paddypower.com/) • we’ve teamed up with **Beer52** to offer you a free post-World Cup crate of craft beer. All you have to pay is £2.95 P&P. Head to **[beer52.com/football](http://www.beer52.com/football) **to find out more STAY IN TOUCH: • find us on **[Facebook](https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/)** • send us a [**tweet: @TheTotallyShow**](http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)
Jul 15, 2018
Tools, moustaches and thermal exhaust ports
2172
Jimbo, Daniel Storey, Michael Cox and Jack Lang look ahead to Sunday’s World Cup final between France and Croatia. Plus, our highlights from the past month of football, and more England contemplation RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1: Further reflections on England’s exit (02m 00s) • PART 2a: Croatia’s chances in the final - with Juraj Vrdoljak (07m 00s) • PART 2b: France the favourites - with Julien Laurens (12m 00s) • PART 3a: Highlights of Russia 2018 (20m 00s) • PART 3b: Football’s coming home: discuss (30m 40s)
 • PART 4: World Cup odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (32m 10s) • PART 5: Exeunt omnes (33m 10s) LIVE NEWS: • [We’re headed to **Manchester on Friday 5 October for Totally Football Live!**](https://www.seetickets.com/tour/the-totally-football-show-live#) << **Now with added Daniel Storey and Rory Smith>>** CHARITY NEWS: • we’re working with [**CALM, the Campaign Against Living Miserably,** who are dedicated to preventing male suicide](https://www.thecalmzone.net/) PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by [**Paddy Power** - home of the Money Back Special](http://www.paddypower.com/) • it's [Tour de France time - so listen to **The** **Bradley Wiggins Show by Eurosport**](https://itunes.apple.com/gb/podcast/the-bradley-wiggins-show/id1404437099?mt=2) GET IN TOUCH: • find us on [**Facebook** - home of the Totally Football Quiz](https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • [send us a **tweet: @TheTotallyShow**](http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)
Jul 12, 2018
Wrest from a particularly pleasant dream
2024
Jimbo wipes away the tears of Carl Anka, David Preece and James Horncastle to reflect on England’s semi-final defeat to Croatia  RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: A time for reflection (01m 20s) • PART 1b: The story of the match (06m 10s) • PART 1c: Rory Smith’s reaction at the Luzhniki (16m 10s) • PART 2: Takeaways, lessons learned and hot takes (21m 00s) 
 • PART 3: World Cup odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (30m 40s) • PART 4: Exeunt omnes (31m 00s) LIVE NEWS: • [We’re headed to Manchester on Friday 5 October for **Totally Football Live**](https://www.seetickets.com/tour/the-totally-football-show-live#)! CHARITY NEWS: • we’re working with [**CALM, the Campaign Against Living Miserably**](https://www.thecalmzone.net/), who are dedicated to preventing male suicide. PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by [**Paddy Power** - home of the Money Back Special](http://www.paddypower.com/) •[football + intellectualism = **The Game of Our Lives podcast**](https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/game-of-our-lives/id1353981875?mt=2) GET IN TOUCH: • find us on [**Facebook**  - home of the Totally Football Quiz](https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • [send us a **tweet: @TheTotallyShow**](http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)
Jul 12, 2018
Today's the day
1902
Jimbo is joined by Michael Cox, James Horncastle and Tom Williams in the pod and Totally Football voices from around Russia to look ahead to the Big One: England v Croatia. Plus, Julien Laurens in St Petersburg tells us about France’s semi-final victory over Belgium RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: France do Belgium - with Julien Laurens (02m 00s) • PART 1b: Where did Belgium go wrong? (07m 30s) • PART 1c: How to beat France (12m 30s) • PART 2a: England v Croatia preview - with added montage (14m 40s)   • PART 2b: What if… (18m 20s) • PART 2c: The view from Croatia - with Juraj Vrdoljak (24m 00s) 
 • PART 3: World Cup odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (28m 30s) • PART 4: Exeunt omnes and a word on momentum (29m 10s) LIVE NEWS: • [We’re headed to Manchester on Friday 5 October for **Totally Football Live**](https://www.seetickets.com/tour/the-totally-football-show-live#)! CHARITY NEWS: • we’re working with [**CALM, the Campaign Against Living Miserably**](https://www.thecalmzone.net/), who are dedicated to preventing male suicide PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by [**Paddy Power** - home of the Money Back Special](http://www.paddypower.com/) • [football + intellectualism = **The Game of Our Lives podcast**](https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/game-of-our-lives/id1353981875?mt=2) • [it's Tour de France time - so listen to the **Bradley Wiggins Show by Eurosport**](https://itunes.apple.com/gb/podcast/the-bradley-wiggins-show/id1404437099?mt=2) GET IN TOUCH: • find us on [**Facebook**  - home of the Totally Football Quiz](https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a [tweet: **@TheTotallyShow**](http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)
Jul 10, 2018
Liquid history
2071
Jimbo has Michael Cox, James Horncastle and Sasha Goryunov in the studio and Rory Smith and Kelly Somers on the line from Russia to look back on England’s win over Sweden and Russia’s exit from the World Cup at the hands of the Three Lions’ semi-final opponents, Croatia.  RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: It’s been a while… (01m 00s) • PART 1b: England sail into the semi-finals - with Kelly Somers (08m 00s) • PART 1c: In praise of the new England (10m 00s) • PART 2a: Croatia knock out Russia - with Rory Smith from the New York Times (14m 20s)   • PART 2b: Farewell to Russia and a lookahead to England v Croatia (21m 30s)
 • PART 3: World Cup odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (30m 00s) • PART 4: A word on Gareth Southgate and exeunt omnes (31m 00s) LIVE NEWS: • Football's coming home (maybe) - and we’re headed to Manchester (definitely). Join us for [**Totally Football Live at the Royal Northern College of Music on Friday 6 October.**](https://www.seetickets.com/tour/the-totally-football-show-live)    CHARITY NEWS: • we’re working with [**CALM, the Campaign Against Living Miserably**](https://www.thecalmzone.net/), who are dedicated to preventing male suicide. Find out more PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by [**Paddy Power** - home of the Money Back Special](http://www.paddypower.com/) • [football + intellectualism = **The Game of Our Lives podcast**](https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/game-of-our-lives/id1353981875?mt=2) GET IN TOUCH: • [find us on **Facebook**  - home of the Totally Football Quiz](https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • [send us a **tweet: @TheTotallyShow**](http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)
Jul 07, 2018
A wall of hair
2859
Jimbo has Jack Lang, Duncan Alexander and Tom Williams for company to analyse Belgium’s victory over Brazil and France’s elimination of Uruguay. Plus, previews of Saturday’s quarter-finals: England v Sweden and Russia v Croatia. Woof! RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: Belgium boss Brazil - and it was all a bit 7-1y (01m 40s) • PART 1b: A great day to be a Belgian - with Kristof Terreur (04m 00s) • PART 1c: France await as Brazil recriminate (09m 00s) • PART 2: France 2 - 0 Uruguay (18m 40s) • PART 3a: England v Sweden preview - with Frida Fagerlund (23m 50s)   • PART 3b: Russia v Croatia preview - with Juraj Vrdoljak (36m 00s)
 • PART 4: World Cup odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (43m 40s) • PART 5: Exeunt omnes (44m 40s) CHARITY NEWS: we’re working with [**CALM, the Campaign Against Living Miserably**](https://www.thecalmzone.net/), who are dedicated to preventing male suicide. 
PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by [**Paddy Power** - home of the Money Back Special](http://www.paddypower.com/) • [football + intellectualism = **The Game of Our Lives podcast**](https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/game-of-our-lives/id1353981875?mt=2) GET IN TOUCH: • find us on [**Facebook**  - home of the Totally Football Quiz](https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a [**tweet: @TheTotallyShow**](http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)
Jul 06, 2018
Proper naughty
1728
Jimbo is joined by Michael Cox, Matt Davies and a drained Iain Macintosh to make sense of England’s penalty shootout victory over Colombia - witnessed in Moscow by newly-adopted Englishman, Rafa Honigstein - as Sweden await in the World Cup quarter-finals… RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: England. Penalties. That sort of thing (01m 20s) • PART 1b: A word from an adopted Englishman - Rafa Honigstein, after the final whistle (04m 30s) • PART 1c: More analysis of England’s win over Colombia (06m 20s) • PART 2a: Sweden await after beating Switzerland - with Patrik Syk (13m 00s) • PART 2b: Some constructive criticism for England (17m 00s)   • PART 3: A quick look at the quarter-finals (19m 20s)
 • PART 4: World Cup odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (25m 00s) • PART 5: Exeunt omnes (26m 40s) CHARITY NEWS: • we’re working with [**CALM, the Campaign Against Living Miserably**](https://www.thecalmzone.net/), who are dedicated to preventing male suicide 
PARISH NOTICES: • [we're in the **New York Times**](https://www.nytimes.com/2018/07/03/magazine/letter-of-recommendation-the-totally-football-show-with-james-richardson.html)! • we’re sponsored by [**Paddy Power** - home of the Money Back Special](http://www.paddypower.com/) • [football + intellectualism = **The Game of Our Lives podcast**](https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/game-of-our-lives/id1353981875?mt=2) GET IN TOUCH: • find us on **[Facebook](https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/)** • send us a [**tweet: @TheTotallyShow**](http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)
Jul 03, 2018
Vertical doping
2445
Jimbo, Jack Lang, Duncan Alexander and Harriet Drudge (FourFourTwo) recap a fantastic end to Belgium v Japan. Plus, Mexico fail again; Switzerland’s showdown with Sweden; and Colombia look for revenge against England RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: Belgium 3 - 2 Japan (01m 20s) • PART 1b: The ballad of Rabio the octopus and more (06m 20s) • PART 1c: Brazil 2 - 0 Mexico - with a word from Nando Vila (11m 00s) • PART 2a: England v Colombia preview - with Emma Saunders and Vytenis Didziulis (18m 30s) • PART 2b: Switzerland v Sweden preview - with Sonja Missio and Patrik Syk (27m 00s)   • PART 3: World Cup odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (36m 30s) • PART 4: Exeunt omnes (37m 30s) CHARITY NEWS: • we’re working with [**CALM, the Campaign Against Living Miserably**](https://www.thecalmzone.net/), who are dedicated to preventing male suicide. PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by [**Paddy Power** - home of the Money Back Special](http://www.paddypower.com/) • get a free print copy of the **Economist – by texting FOOTBALL to 78070.** GET IN TOUCH: • find us on [**Facebook** - home of the Totally Football Quiz which returns at 1800 UK time ahead of England v Colombia](https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) 
• send us a [**tweet: @TheTotallyShow
**](http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)
Jul 02, 2018
A godless wasteland
2437
Jimbo is joined by Sasha Goryunov, Daniel Storey and Carl Anka to look back the day’s two penalty shootouts which saw Russia and Croatia set up a quarter-final. Plus, Mexico look to recover their momentum, and can Japan make a game of it against Brazil? RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: A snapshot of the day (01m 20s) • PART 1b: Russian eliminate Spain - an inquest (05m 20s) • PART 1c: Croatia got the distance against Denmark (14m 00s) • PART 2a: Mexico v Brazil preview - with Jon Arnold from Goal (18m 00s) • PART 2b: Japan v Belgium preview - with Ben Maxwell from the J-Talk podcast, and references to Fifa18 (26m 00s) • PART 3: A word on Russia’s Worldcupville (34m 00s) • PART 4: World Cup odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (37m 20s) • PART 5: Exeunt omnes (38m 30s) CHARITY NEWS: we’re working with [**CALM, the Campaign Against Living Miserably,**](https://www.thecalmzone.net/) who are dedicated to preventing male suicide. PARISH NOTICES: • [we’re sponsored by **Paddy Power** - home of the Money Back Special](http://www.paddypower.com/) GET IN TOUCH: • find us on [**Facebook** - home of the Totally Football Quiz](https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a [**tweet: @TheTotallyShow**](http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)
Jul 01, 2018
The GOAT cull
2330
Jimbo has James Horncastle, Tom Williams and Jack Lang in the pod to marvel over France’s Mbappe-inspired victory against Argentina and Cavani’s sumptuous strikes that sent Portugal packing. Plus, can Russia overcome Spain, and will Denmark turn on the style against Croatia? RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: France 4 - 3 Argentina (02m 00s) • PART 1b: Uruguay 2 - 1 Portugal (12m 00s) • PART 2a: Taking stock of the best goals so far (18m 00s) • PART 2b: Russia v Spain preview - with Sasha Goryunov (21m 00s) • PART 2c: Denmark v Croatia preview - with Niels Harild (29m 30s) • PART 3: World Cup odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (35m 30s) • PART 4: Exeunt omnes (36m 40s) CHARITY NEWS: • we’re working with [**CALM**, the Campaign Against Living Miserably](https://www.thecalmzone.net/), who are dedicated to preventing male suicide 
PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by [**Paddy Power** - home of the Money Back Special](http://www.paddypower.com/) GET IN TOUCH: • find us on [**Facebook** - home of the Totally Football Quiz](https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a [**tweet: @TheTotallyShow**](http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)
Jun 30, 2018
Chekhov’s yellow card
1899
Jimbo, Duncan Alexander, Matt Scott and Iain Macintosh gloss over England v Belgium; wave goodbye to Senegal; and look ahead to the Last 16 RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: England 0 - 1 Belgium - hmmmm (02m 10s) • PART 1b: Japan qualify on fair play - so farewell, Senegal (08m 00s) • PART 1c: The word on Colombia - with Alejandro Farffann (12m 00s) • PART 2a: Highs and lows of the group stages (17m 30s) • PART 2b: Last 16 lookahead and various other permutations (21m 40s)   • PART: World Cup odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (28m 30s) • PART 6: Exeunt omnes (29m 40s) CHARITY NEWS: we’re working with [**CALM, the Campaign Against Living Miserably**](https://www.thecalmzone.net/), who are dedicated to preventing male suicide 
PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by [**Paddy Power** - home of the Money Back Special](http://www.paddypower.com/) • [football + intellectualism = **The Game of Our Lives podcast**](https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/game-of-our-lives/id1353981875?mt=2) GET IN TOUCH: • find us on [**Facebook**  - home of the Totally Football Quiz](https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/). • send us a [**tweet: @TheTotallyShow**](http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)
Jun 28, 2018
This is not a drill
2636
Jimbo has Michael Cox, Jack Lang and Adam Hurrey in the pod and Rafa Honigstein on the line from Moscow as we come to terms with Germany’s elimination from the World Cup (snigger). Plus, Emma Saunders on the build up to England v Belgium, and Pete Staunton at Brazil-Serbia RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1: Germany out! - with Rafa Honigstein (01m 10s) • PART 2: Sweden 3 - 0 Mexico , Iran 1 - (14m 30s) • PART 3a: Brazil 2 - 0 Serbia - with Pete Staunton from Goal (18m 00s) • PART 3b: Switzerland 2 - 1 Costa Rica (23m 00s) • PART 4a: England v Belgium - with Emma Saunders (and a bit of Mick Hucknall) (24m 20s) 
• PART 4b: Japan v Poland and Senegal v Colombia previews (34m 40s) • PART 5: World Cup odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (39m 40s) • PART 6: Exeunt omnes (41m 10s) CHARITY NEWS: we’re working with [**CALM, the Campaign Against Living Miserably**](https://www.thecalmzone.net/), who are dedicated to preventing male suicide PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by [**Paddy Power** - home of the Money Back Special](http://www.paddypower.com/) GET IN TOUCH: • find us on [**Facebook** - home of the Totally Football Quiz, which returns before England-Belgium kicks off](https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a [**tweet: @TheTotallyShow**](http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)
Jun 27, 2018
All the world's a stage
2735
Jimbo is joined by Jack Lang, Tom Williams and Daniel Storey to discuss the highs and lows of Groups C and D concluding. Plus, a look ahead to the culmination of Brazil and Germany's respective groups. RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: Nigeria 1 - 2 Argentina - with Sam Kelly; Croatia 2 - 1 Iceland (02m 30s) • PART 1b: Denmark 0 - 0 France - with Julien Laurens; Peru 2 - 0 Australia (13m 20s) • PART 2: Germany v South Korea preview (21m 50s)
 • PART 2a: Mexico v Sweden preview (24m 00s) • PART 2c: Switzerland v Costa Rica preview - with Oliver Zesiger (26m 10s) • PART 2d: Brazil v Serbia preview (32m 45s) • PART 3: World Cup odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (37m 10s) • PART 4: Exeunt omnes (39m 00s) PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special GET IN TOUCH: • find us on Facebook - home of the Totally Football Quiz which will be back at half time during every England group game • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow
Jun 26, 2018
Salty affairs and an element of chaos
2748
Jimbo is joined by Matt Davies, James Horncastle and Jack Lang to take stock of the culmination of Groups A and B. Plus, a look ahead to Nigeria v Argentina and an assessment of the Socceroos’ campaign RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: Uruguay 3 - 0 Russia (02m 30s) • PART 1b: Spain 2 - 2 Morocco, Iran 1 - 1 Morocco and a lot of VAR (5m 00s) • PART 1c: Jack’s Big Question • PART 2: A brief word on Egypt and Saudi Arabia - and more on Uruguay (16m 30s)  • PART 3: Argentina v Nigeria preview - with Janine Anthony (23m 00s)
 • PART 4a: Australia v Peru preview - with David Basheer (34m 20s) • PART 4b: France v Denmark preview (38m 20s) • PART 5: World Cup odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (39m 50s) • PART 6: Exeunt omnes - and Jack’s Big Answer (42m 20s) CHARITY NEWS: we’re working with **[CALM, the Campaign Against Living Miserably](https://www.thecalmzone.net/),** who are dedicated to preventing male suicide. 
PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by [**Paddy Power** - home of the Money Back Special](http://www.paddypower.com/) • [get yourself 70% off a virtual private network with **BestVPN.com**](http://www.BestVPN.com/podcast) • [football + intellectualism = **The Game of Our Lives podcast**](https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/game-of-our-lives/id1353981875?mt=2) GET IN TOUCH: • find us on [**Facebook**  - home of the Totally Football Quiz which will be back at half time during every England group game](https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a [**tweet: @TheTotallyShow**](http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)
Jun 25, 2018
A false dichotomy
2617
Jimbo welcomes Michael Cox, Duncan Alexander and James Horncastle to the pod to make sense of England’s 6-1 mauling of Panama and the rest of Sunday’s games. Plus, can Iran upset Portugal? And the word from Uruguay about their match with Russia - and the implosion of their neighbours, Argentina RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: England 6 - 1 Panama (01m 30s) • PART 2a: Colombia 3 - 0 Poland (15m 20s) • PART 2b: Japan 2 - 2 Senegal (19m 20s)  • PART 3a: Iran v Portugal preview - with Bassil Mikdadi (24m 30s)
 • PART 3b: Russia v Uruguay preview - with Gilmar Deladon (30m 40s) • PART 4: World Cup odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (39m 20s) • PART 5: Exeunt omnes (41m 10s) CHARITY NEWS: we’re working with [**CALM, the Campaign Against Living Miserably**](https://www.thecalmzone.net/), who are dedicated to preventing male suicide.  
PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by [**Paddy Power** - home of the Money Back Special](http://www.paddypower.com/) • get yourself [70% off a virtual private network with **BestVPN.com**](http://www.BestVPN.com/podcast) • [football + intellectualism = **The Game of Our Lives podcast**](https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/game-of-our-lives/id1353981875?mt=2) GET IN TOUCH: • find us on [**Facebook**  - home of the Totally Football Quiz ](https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a [**tweet: @TheTotallyShow**](http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)
Jun 24, 2018
Saved blushes and a massive rampart
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Jimbo is joined in the pod by Tom Williams and Matts Stanger and Scott and Rafa Honigstein in Russia to relive the drama of Germany’s last-gasp victory over Sweden to keep their campaign alive. Plus, Anton Toloui in Nizhny Novgorod ahead of England v Panama; and Argentina continue to unravel. RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: Sweden 1 - 2 Germany - wow! (01m 10s) • PART 1b: …and the word from Rafa Honigstein (11m 30s)   • PART 2a: Mexico 2 - 1 South Korea (18m 20s) • PART 2b: Belgium 5 - 2 Tunisia (19m 30s)  • PART 3a: England v Panama preview - with a bit of Anton Toloui (27m 00s)
 • PART 3b: Senegal v Japan and Colombia v Poland previews (35m 20s) • PART 3c: Argentina’s deepening crisis (39m 20s) • PART 4: World Cup odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (42m 00s) • PART 5: Exeunt omnes (43m 40s) CHARITY NEWS: we’re working with **[CALM, the Campaign Against Living Miserably](https://www.thecalmzone.net/)**, who are dedicated to preventing male suicide 
PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by [**Paddy Power** - home of the Money Back Special](http://www.paddypower.com/) • get yourself [70% off a virtual private network with **BestVPN****.com**](http://www.BestVPN.com/podcast) • [football + intellectualism = **The Game of Our Lives podcast**](https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/game-of-our-lives/id1353981875?mt=2) GET IN TOUCH: • find us on [**Facebook**  - home of the Totally Football Quiz](https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) which will be back at half time during every England group game (except, er, the one against Panama) • send us a **[tweet: @TheTotallyShow](http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)**
Jun 23, 2018
The Power Cube and an intense individual psychodrama
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Jimbo has James Horncastle, Tom Williams and Jack Lang for company to recap a cracking day in Russia, with wins for Nigeria, Brazil and Switzerland. Plus, Germany look to bounce back against Sweden; the word on Mexico; and throwing toffee in South Korea RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: Serbia 1 - 2 Switzerland - The Power Cube settles the slug fest (02m 40s) • PART 1b: Brazil 2 - 0 Costa Rica - Neymar’s psychodrama (07m 50s)   • PART 2: Nigeria 2 - 0 Iceland - with more Aanu Adeoye (15m 00s) • PART 3a: Germany v Sweden preview - with Rafa Honigstein (25m 30s)  • PART 3b: South Korea v Mexico preview - with Nando Vila (33m 20s)
 • PART 3c: Belgium v Tunisia preview (38m 20s) • PART 4: World Cup odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (41m 20s) • PART 5: Exeunt omnes (42m 40s) CHARITY NEWS: we’re working with **[CALM, the Campaign Against Living Miserably](https://www.thecalmzone.net/)**, who are dedicated to preventing male suicide.  
PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by [**Paddy Power** - home of the Money Back Special](http://www.paddypower.com/) • [get yourself 70% off a virtual private network with **BestVPN.com**](http://www.BestVPN.com/podcast) GET IN TOUCH: • find us on [**Facebook**  - home of the Totally Football Quiz](https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a [**tweet: @TheTotallyShow**](http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)
Jun 22, 2018
Rise of the Dalić
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Jimbo, James Horncaste, Jack Lang and Daniel Storey are in to discuss Croatia demolishing Argentina, France defeating Peru and Denmark drawing with Australia. Plus a look ahead to Nigeria versus Iceland, Brazil against Costa Rica, and Serbia facing Switzerland and much more. RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: Argentina 0 – 3 Croatia (01m 50s) 
• PART 1b: France 1 – 0 Peru (10m 00s) 
• PART 1c: Denmark 1 – 1 Australia (19m 00s) 
• PART 2a: Nigeria v Iceland preview - with Aanu Adeoye (23m 00s) 
• PART 2b: Brazil v Costa Rica preview (29m 30s) 
• PART 2c: Serbia v Switzerland preview – with Kirsten Schlewitz (35m 10s) 
• PART 3: World Cup odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (43m 30s) 
• PART 4: Exeunt omnes (45m 20s) CHARITY NEWS: we’re working with CALM, the Campaign Against Living Miserably, who are dedicated to preventing male suicide 
PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special • get yourself 70% off a virtual private network with BestVPN • football + intellectualism = The Game of Our Lives podcast GET IN TOUCH: • find us on Facebook - home of the Totally Football Quiz which will be back at half time during every England group game link: https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/ 
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Jun 21, 2018
An unconvincing bumfluff experiment
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Jimbo, Tom Williams, Jack Lang and Matt Davies give the hot chat on Spain, Portugal, Iran, Peru and more. Plus tomorrow's action as France face Peru, Denmark take on Australia, and a mouth watering tie between Argentina and Croatia.   RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: Iran 0 – 1 Spain (03m 30s) 
• PART 1b: Portugal 1 – 0 Morocco  (7m 30s)   
• PART 1c: Saudi Arabia 0 – 1 Uruguay (13m 00s) 
• PART 2a: France v Peru preview - with Luis Miguel Echegaray  (18m 00s) 
• PART 2b: Denmark  v Australia preview (26m 50s) 
• PART 2c: Argentina v Croatia preview – with Juraj Vrdoljak (30m 00s) 
• PART 3: World Cup odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (42m 00s) 
• PART 4: Exeunt omnes (43m 50s) 
PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special link: http://www.paddypower.com/ • get yourself 70% off a virtual private network with BestVPN.com link: http://www.BestVPN.com/podcast • get a free print copy of the Economist – by texting FOOTBALL to 78070. GET IN TOUCH: • find us on Facebook  - home of the Totally Football Quiz which will be back at half time during every England group game link: https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/ 
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Jun 20, 2018
Progress, protests and a spot of Prussian history
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Jimbo is joined by Duncan Alexander, Michael Cox and a jubilant Sasha Goryunov to look back on Russia victory over Egypt. Plus, Japan stun Colombia; the word from downtown Kaliningrad; and a sociopolitical preview of Iran v Spain  RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1: Russia 3 - 1 Egypt - the great Russian rope-a-dope (01m 30s) • PART 2a: Japan 2 - 1 Colombia - with Ben Maxwell from the J-Talk podcast (10m 40s)   • PART 2b: Senegal 2 - 1 Poland (17m 40s) • PART 3a: A (P)Russian history lesson (21m 10s)  • PART 3b: The view from downtown Kaliningrad - with Emma Saunders (23m 30s) 
• PART 4: Conclusions from the end of the first round of group games (31m 20s) • PART 5a: Portugal v Morocco preview - with Carlos Santos from SmartOdds (36m 40s) • PART 5b: Iran v Spain - a sociopolitical preview with Shireen Ahmed (40m 50s) • PART 6: World Cup odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (50m 00s) • PART 7: Exeunt omnes (51m 30s) CHARITY NEWS: we’re working with [**CALM, the Campaign Against Living Miserably**](https://www.thecalmzone.net/), who are dedicated to preventing male suicide 
PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by [**Paddy Power** - home of the Money Back Special](http://www.paddypower.com/) • get yourself [70% off a virtual private network with **BestVPN**](http://www.BestVPN.com/podcast) • [football + intellectualism = **The Game of Our Lives podcast**](https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/game-of-our-lives/id1353981875?mt=2) GET IN TOUCH: • find us on [**Facebook**  - home of the Totally Football Quiz which will be back at half time during every England group game](https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a [**tweet: @TheTotallyShow**](http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)
Jun 19, 2018
A different proposition
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Jimbo is joined by Carl Anka, Matt Scott and Iain Macintosh to look back on England last-gasp win over Tunisia. Plus, Russia look to book their place in the last 16 and Group H's psychic battles RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1: England 2 - 1 Tunisia (02m 00s) • PART 2a: Belgium 3 - 0 Panama - with a lot of love for Lukaku (11m 00s)   • PART 2b: More England and Belgium chat (17m 00s) • PART 3a: Colombia v Japan preview - with Ben Maxwell from the J-Talk podcast (27m 10s)  • PART 3b: Senegal v Poland preview (31m 30s)  • PART 3c: Russia v Egypt preview - with Sasha Goryunov (34m 20s) • PART 4: World Cup odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (42m 00s) • PART 5: Exeunt omnes (43m 30s) CHARITY NEWS: • we’re working with [**CALM**, the Campaign Against Living Miserably](https://www.thecalmzone.net/), who are dedicated to preventing male suicide. 
PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by [**Paddy Power** - home of the Money Back Special](http://www.paddypower.com/) • get yourself [70% off a virtual private network with **BestVPN.com**](http://www.BestVPN.com/podcast) GET IN TOUCH: • find us on [**Facebook**  - home of the Totally Football Quiz which will be back at half time during every England group game](https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a [**tweet: @TheTotallyShow**](http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)
Jun 18, 2018
What's Löw got to do with it?
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Jimbo, Michael Cox, James Horncastle and Jack Lang give their thoughts on the first World Cup outings for Brazil and Germany and look ahead to England’s opening game with Tunisia. What could possibly go wrong? RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: Germany 0 – 1 Mexico (4m 20s)   
• PART 1b: Brazil 1 – 1 Switzerland (12m 30s) 
• PART 1c: Serbia 1 – 0 Costa Rica (14m 40s) 
• PART 2a: England v Tunisia preview – with Anton Toloui (20m 00s) 
• PART 2b: Belgium v Panama preview (28m 40s) 
• PART 2c: Sweden v South Korea preview (31m 50s) 
• PART 3: World Cup odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (36m 20s) 
• PART 4: Exeunt omnes (38m 20s) 
PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special link: http://www.paddypower.com/ • get yourself 70% off a virtual private network with BestVPN.com link: http://BestVPN.com/podcast GET IN TOUCH: • find us on Facebook  - home of the Totally Football Quiz which will be back at half time during every England group game link: https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/ 
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Jun 17, 2018
Something's got to give
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Jimbo, James Horncastle, Jack Lang and Matt Davies salute Iceland’s latest heroics and the rest of the Saturday’s action. Plus, previews of the first outings for Germany and Brazil and dark horses Serbia  RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: Argentina 1 - 1 Iceland - with Goal’s Pete Staunton and Stefan Agustsson (02m 30s) • PART 1b: Nigeria 0 - 2 Croatia - a good match for the chickens to miss (9m 40s)   • PART 2a: France 2 - 1 Australia - with Julien Laurens (11m 30s) • PART 2b: Peru 0 - 2 Denmark (18m 20s) • PART 3a: Serbia v Costa Rica preview - dark horse alert! (24m 10s) • PART 3b: Brazil v Switzerland preview (27m 50s) • PART 3c: Germany v Mexico preview - with Rafa Honigstein (31m 40s) • PART 4: World Cup odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (38m 50s) • PART 5: Exeunt omnes (39m 30s) 
PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by [**Paddy Power** - home of the Money Back Special](http://www.paddypower.com/) • get yourself [70% off a virtual private network with **BestVPN**.com](https://www.bestvpn.com/podcast) GET IN TOUCH: • find us on [**Facebook**  - home of the Totally Football Quiz which will be back at half time during every England group game](https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a [**tweet: @TheTotallyShow**](http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)
Jun 16, 2018
The rough with the smooth
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Jimbo, Jack Lang, Tom Williams and Matt Stanger draw conclusions from Portugal’s magnificent 3-3 draw with Spain. Plus, Peruvian fans’ dedication; Mexican waves; and previews of all the upcoming day's games RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: Spain 3 - 3 Portugal (01m 20s) • PART 1b: Iran 1 - 0 Morocco (08m 40s)   • PART 1c: Uruguay 1 - 0 Egypt - and Mexican wave chat (11m 50s) • PART 2a: Argentina v Iceland preview - with added Bielsa chat (17m 00s) • PART 2b: Nigeria v Croatia preview - with Aanu Adeoye (26m 00s) • PART 3a: Peru v Denmark - with Niels Harild (29 m 30s) • PART 3b: France v Australia preview (36m 00s) • PART 4: World Cup odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (40m 40s) • PART 5: Exeunt omnes (42m 20s) 
PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by [**Paddy Power** - home of the Money Back Special](http://www.paddypower.com/) • get yourself [70% off a virtual private network with **BestVPN.com**](http://BestVPN.com) GET IN TOUCH: • find us on [**Facebook**  - home of the Totally Football Quiz which will be back at half time during every England group game](https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a [**tweet: @TheTotallyShow**](http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)
Jun 15, 2018
Take That and Party (like a Russian!)
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Jimbo, Michael Cox, Duncan Alexander and Iain Macintosh kick off our World Cup run by looking back on Russia’s 5-0 hammering of Saudi Arabia; dissect the Robbie Williams playlist; and look ahead to tomorrow’s games. Will Spain get their new manager bounce? Will Iran find some boots? And will Mo Salah be fit? RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: Russia 5 - 0 Saudi Arabia (02m 20s) • PART 1b: Robbie Williams, the opening ceremony, and the word from Moscow with ESPN’s Mark Ogden (06m 20s) • PART 2a: Lopetegui out, Hierro in and Spain v Portugal preview, with a word from Alvaro Romeo (13m 30s) • PART 2b: Morocco v Iran preview (22m 40s) • PART 3: Egypt v Uruguay preview (27m 10s) • PART 4: World Cup odds with Paddy Power’s Lee Price (32m 30s) • PART 5: Exeunt omnes (33m 40s) • PART 6: An extract from Gazza in Italy by Daniel Storey PARISH NOTICES • we’re sponsored by [Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special](https://www.paddypower.com/bet) • get yourself 70% off a virtual private network with [BestVPN.com](https://www.bestvpn.com/) • football + intellectualism = [The Game of Our Lives podcast](https://gameofourlives.fm/) GET IN TOUCH: • find us on [Facebook - home of the Totally Football Quiz which will be back at half time during every England group game](https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow) • send us a [tweet: @TheTotallyShow](https://twitter.com/TheTotallyShow)
Jun 14, 2018
Totally World Cup - Groups G and H previewed
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In our final podcast before the World Cup kicks off, Jimbo, Michael Cox, Jack Lang, Daniel Storey, Iain Macintosh and Belgium's own Kristof Terreur size up England and their opponents in Group G. Plus, we wonder whether Group H - with Japan, Colombia, Senegal and Poland - may just be the best group of them all RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: Group G: Tunisia - the highest ranked team in Africa are not to be taken lightly (03m 00s) • PART 1b: Group G: Panama - “in Russia for a good time, not a long time” (05m 00s)   • PART 1c: Group G: England - reasons for optimism and some nostalgia from Paul Ince (08m 10s) • PART 1d: Group G: Belgium - Kristof Terreur on whether this will be a crowing moment for this golden generation? (15m 20s) • PART 2a: Group H overview - the most international of groups (22m 20s) • PART 2b: Group H: Japan - a return to Tokyo-taka (24m 00s) • PART 2c: Group H: Senegal - back on the radar (26m 20s) • PART 2d: Group H: Colombia - not such a sure thing (29m 30s) • PART 2e: Group H: Poland - they should be better than are (32m 30s) • PART 3: World Cup odds with Paddy Power’s Lee Price (35m 40s) • PART 5: Exeunt omnes (37m 30s) • we're sponsored by[**Paddy Power **- home of the Money Back Special](http://www.paddypower.com/) • sign up to [**The Telegraph's Fantasy Football **](http://www.fantasyfootball.telegraph.co.uk) GET IN TOUCH: • find us on [**Facebook** - home of the Totally Football Quiz which will be back at half time during every England group game](https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a [**tweet: @TheTotallyShow**](http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)
Jun 08, 2018
Totally World Cup - Groups D, E and F previewed
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Daniel Storey, Jack Lang, James Horncastle and Matt Davies join Jimbo to talk Brazil, Argentina, Mexico et al. Plus, Rafa Honigstein on Sané-less Germany; Stefan Agustsson on Iceland's World Cup adventure; and Frida Fagerlund on Sweden post-Zlatan RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: Group D: Argentina - reliant on Messi, but do they get the best out of him? (02m 00s) • PART 1b: Group D: Croatia - it’s all on Modric (09m 30s) • PART 1c: Group D: Nigeria - problems in goal, problems in front of goal (10m 50s) • PART 1d: Group D: Iceland - Gylfi, thunderclaps and more with Stefan Agustsson (14m 30s) • PART 2a: Group B: Brazil - are they over the 4-1, and are they less reliant on Neymar? (20m 00s) • PART 2b: Group B: Serbia - time for SMS to break out? (25m 00s) • PART 2c: Group B: Costa Rica - same squad, 4 years older (28m 30s) • PART 2d: Group B: Switzerland - a good bet for second place? (30m 00s) • PART 3a: Group C: Sweden - Frida Fagerlund on the post-Zlatan era (31m 00s) • PART 3b: Group C: South Korea - the whipping boys (35m 00s) • PART 3c: Group C: Mexico - look out for Chucky, but are they are on a hiding to nothing? (36m 00s) • PART 3d: Group C: Germany - Rafa Honigstein on why they’ll take some stopping, or will they suffer the curse of the Confederations Cup? (39m 00s) • PART 4: World Cup odds with Paddy Power’s Lee Price (44m 00s) • PART 5: Answers to our World Cup brainteaser (45m 40s) • PART 6: Exeunt omnes (50m 20s) PARISH NOTICES • We're sponsored by [**Paddy Power**- home of the Money Back Special](http://www.paddypower.com/) GET IN TOUCH: • find us on [**Facebook** - home of the Totally Football Quiz which will be back at half time during every England group game](https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a [**tweet: @TheTotallyShow**](http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)
Jun 07, 2018
Totally World Cup - Groups A, B, and C previewed
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Jimbo’s joined in the pod by Michael Cox, Tom Williams, Sasha Goryunov and a host of other international guests too to tell you everything you need to know about how the likes of France, Spain, Portugal, Egypt, Peru, Morocco and the hosts will fare in Russia RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: World Cup Fever, World Cup predictions (01m 50s) • PART 1b: Group A: Uruguay - a last hurrah for Suarez, Cavani and co? (05m 00s)   • PART 1c: Group A: Egypt - King Salah and more with Bassil Mikdadi (11m 00s) • PART 1d: Group A: Russia - “beyond appalling” (18m 20s) • PART 1e: Group A: Saudi Arabia - even worse than Russia? (24m 20s) • PART 2a: Group B: Morocco - the most underrated team at the tournament? (27m 10s) • PART 2b: Portugal - going backwards since Euro 2016? (31m 50s) • PART 3c: Iran -a tough nut to crack (34m 00s) • PART 3d: Group B: Spain - back to their best? (36m 30s) • PART 4a: Group C: Peru - a great story, an even better kit (42m 40s) • PART 4b: Group C: Australia - Tim Cahill bids to do a Pele (45m 50s) • PART 4c: Group C: Denmark - big things expected from Christian Eriksen (47m 10s) • PART 4d: Group C: France - so much talent, but can they function as a coherent XI? (49m 40s) • PART 5: World Cup odds with Paddy Power’s Lee Price (56m 30s) • PART 6: Exeunt omnes (58m 10s) PARISH NOTICES: • we're sponsored by [**Paddy Power** - home of the Money Back Special](http://www.paddypower.com/) • get your trial shaving set from [**Harry’s** for just £3.95](http://www.harrys.com/totallyfootball) GET IN TOUCH: • [find us on **Facebook**](https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/)  - home of the Totally Football Quiz which will be back at half time during every England group game • send us a **[tweet: @TheTotallyShow](http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)**
Jun 07, 2018
More from Conifa 2018 - the best football tournament of the summer (so far)
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Iain Macintosh, comedian Mark Watson and Conifa president Per-Anders Blind update us on the progress of Cascadia, Padania et al as the Conifa World Football Cup enters the knockout phase. Plus, the green card makes its debut, the greatest Essex XI, and all you needed to know about reindeer herding
Jun 05, 2018
Conifa 2018 - fixing football (just not like that)
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It's the eve of the biggest international football tournament you've never heard of. Iain Macintosh is your guide as we tell you everything you need to know about the 2018 Conifa World Football Cup - the participants from places like Tibet, Cascadia and Matabeleland; the rule changes; and why Yorkshire may be the team to watch in the future
May 30, 2018
Red weddings, cheese, and hiding out in New York
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Jimbo’s back as we put a bow on the domestic season, with Michael Cox, James Horncastle, Iain Macintosh, Sasha Goryunov and Alvaro Romeo giving the last word(s) on the Champions League and Championship play-off finals RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: CL final review - the word from Kiev with Sasha Goryunov (01m 40s) • PART 1b: From the ridiculous to the sublime (05m 20s)   • PART 1c: The story of the game (07m 20s) • PART 1d: The word view from Madrid with Alvaro Romeo: what next from CR7 and GB11? (19m 10s) • PART 1e: Final conclusions from the CL final (22m 50s) • PART 2a: Announcements (32m 10s) • PART 2b: Fulham return to the Premier League (34m 20s) 
• PART 2c: …and a word on Aston Villa (40m 50s) • PART 3a: Rotherham back in the Championship, but poor ol’ Shrewsbury (42m 20s) • PART 3b: Your questions (44m 40s) • PART 4: Paddy Power’s Movers and Shakers with Lee Price (48m 00s) • PART 5: Exeunt omnes (50m 20s) • PART 6: Coming soon… (51m 50s) THANK YOU TO OUR PRIMARY SPONSORS THIS SEASON • [**Paddy Power**](http://www.paddypower.com/) • [**Cornerstone** - who are giving you £10 off your first order](https://www.cornerstone.co.uk/totally) SUPPORT OUR CHARITY PARTNER • [**CALM** is the Campaign Against Living Miserably - dedicated to preventing male suicide](https://www.thecalmzone.net/) GET IN TOUCH: • find us on **[Facebook](https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/)** • send us a **[tweet: @TheTotallyShow](http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)** THANKS FOR BEING WITH US - SEE YOU SOON FOR OUR WORLD CUP PREVIEWS!
May 28, 2018
Powers surges, admirable cojones and worked shoots
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Rafa Honigstein, James Horncastle and Julien Laurens join Iain Macintosh to preview the Champions League final and analyse Unai Emery’s managerial chops. Plus, why is Grant Holt stepping into the squared circle? RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: CL final preview - the Liverpool perspective...  (00m 40s) • PART 1b: …and the Real perspective, with Ben Hayward from Goal (07m 40s)   • PART 2a: An apology to our Danish friends (16m 30s) • PART 2b: Playoffs predictions - sans predictions (17m 20s) • PART 2c: Unai Emery in at Arsenal - and whither Mikel Arteta? (19m 40s) • PART 2d: Sarri out, Ancelotti in at Napoli (28m 40s) • PART 2e: More managerial moves (30m 10s) 
• PART 3: Grant Holt is a wrestler (35m 10s) • PART 4: Paddy Power’s Movers and Shakers with Lee Price (39m 00s) • PART 5: Exeunt omnes (41m 20s) CHARITY NEWS: • we’re working with [**CALM**, the Campaign Against Living Miserably, who are dedicated to preventing male suicide](https://www.thecalmzone.net/) 
PARISH NOTICES: • join [**Paddy Power’s Rewards Club** - home of the Money Back Special](http://www.paddypower.com/) • get your shave on with [our friends **Cornerstone**, who are giving you £10 off your first order](https://www.cornerstone.co.uk/totally) GET IN TOUCH: • find us on [**Facebook**  - home of the Totally Football Quiz every Friday at 1230 GMT](https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a **[tweet: @TheTotallyShow](http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)**
May 24, 2018
A serene still lake and a Ukrainian travelogue
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Caroline Barker is joined by Michael Cox, Sasha Goryunov and Ian Irving (PL TV) to assess Chelsea's victory in an attritional FA Cup final. Plus, Manuel Pellegrini’s chances at West Ham, and an amazing end to the Serie A season RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: The FA Cup final - the United perspective (01m 20s) • PART 1b: …and the Chelsea perspective (09m 40s) • PART 1c: Brendan creates Celtic history (16m 40s) • PART 1d: And a word for Brackley (20m 10s) • PART 2a: Arteta to Arsenal? (21m 40s ) • PART 2b: Pellgrini at West Ham (27m 20s)
 • PART 3a: Serie A round-up: Buffon bows out, Inter do it, Parma’s return (33m 00s) • PART 3b: La Liga news: Iniesta’s teary goodbye; Vardy to Atletico Madrid? (39m 00s) • PART 3c: Ligue 1 and the ladies of Lyon (41m 20s) • PART 3d: Sasha heads to Kiev (43m 10s) • PART 4: Paddy Power’s Movers and Shakers with Lee Price (46m 00s) • PART 5: A brief word on the World Cup and exeunt omnes (48m 20s) CHARITY NEWS: • we’re working with [**CALM**, the Campaign Against Living Miserably,](https://www.thecalmzone.net/)who are dedicated to preventing male suicide. PARISH NOTICES: • join [**Paddy Power’s Rewards Club** - home of the Money Back Special](http://www.paddypower.com/) • get your shave on with [our friends **Cornerstone**, who are giving you £10 off your first order](https://www.cornerstone.co.uk/totally)
May 21, 2018
A life between the sticks - David Preece with Tony Coton
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It’s mental health awareness week, so we’ve teamed up with CALM to bring you this bonus episode.  It’s our pal David Preece talking to his old friend and teammate Tony Coton – a 'keeper for Watford, Man City and Sunderland and a coach at Man U and Aston Villa - about the particular stresses of a career between the sticks, and how Tony sought help after first his playing and then his coaching career was cut short. CALM is the Campaign Against Living Miserably - a charity dedicated to preventing male suicide, which is the leading cause of death for men under 45 in the UK. Find out more at [**thecalmzone.net**](http://www.thecalmzone.net).
May 18, 2018
Welbeck or bust, Melchester Rovers, and paging Jody Morris
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Daniel Storey (F365), Matt Davies (Chelsea TV) and Julien Laurens join Iain Macintosh to pour over the England squad, shed a tear for Big Sam and David Moyes, preview the FA Cup final and salute Atletico Madrid’s Europa League triumph RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: Farewell, Big Sam, it wasn’t much fun (01m 50s) • PART 1b: Shalom, Moyes - and the wider problems at West Ham (08m 00s)   • PART 2: England’s World Cup squad (12m 40s) • PART 3a: Roy of the Rovers news (20m 00s) • PART 3b: Europa League final review (22m 10s ) • PART 3c: Other Muddy Knees podcasts this week (27m 50s)
 • PART 4a: Playoff updates (30m 40s) • PART 4b: FA Cup final preview - and Jody Morris in for Conte? (31m 50s) • PART 5: Euro round-up, with added Grimsby (41m 10s) • PART 6: Paddy Power’s Movers and Shakers with Lee Price (46m 30s) • PART 7: Exeunt omnes (48m 30s) CHARITY NEWS: • we’re working with [**CALM**, the Campaign Against Living Miserably](www.thecalmzone.net), who are dedicated to preventing male suicide.  ROY OF THE ROVERS NEWS: • [Melchester Rovers have a new shirt sponsor](https://royoftheroversofficial.com/news/321) PARISH NOTICES: • join [**Paddy Power’s Rewards Club**](http://www.paddypower.com/) - home of the Money Back Special • get your shave on with our friends [**Cornerstone**, who are giving you £10 off your first order](https://www.cornerstone.co.uk/totally) GET IN TOUCH: • find us on **[Facebook](https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/)**  • send us a [**tweet: @TheTotallyShow**](http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)
May 17, 2018
Bad lieutenants, Ugly Town and extra swazz
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Jimbo has Michael Cox, Duncan Alexander (Opta) and David Preece for company to look back on the final weekend in the Premier League and gaze ahead to the Europa League final. Plus, a selection of favourite footballing injuries RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: Duncan Alexander’s stats o' the season - featuring a lot of Man City and a bit of Mo Salah (01m 20s) • PART 1b: Chelsea blow it; Arsene bows out; Mou’s left all alone; Swans down (05m 30s)   • PART 1c: Spurs 5 - 4 Leicester and the rest of the final PL weekend (12m 20s) • PART 1d: All hail, Lewis Dunk and doing an Egil Østenstad (16m 50s) • PART 2a: Championship playoffs; Brackley Town; and Tranmere’s return (20m 00s ) • PART 2b: The best football injuries - featuring mostly goalkeepers (24m 50s)
 • PART 3a: A word from Spain with Alvaro Romeo (32m 20s) • PART 3b: More Europa League final chat and Mr Pamela Anderson (36m 30s) • PART 4a: Au revoir, Les Herbiers; B teams; (40m 40s) • PART 4b: Bundesliga and Serie A round-ups (43m 40s) • PART 4c: Duncan Alexander's miscellany (46m 30s) • PART 5: Paddy Power’s Movers and Shakers with Lee Price (47m 30s) • PART 6: Model railways and exeunt omnes (49m 40s) CHARITY NEWS: It's mental health awareness week - and we’re working with **CALM**, the Campaign Against Living Miserably, who are dedicated to preventing male suicide. [Find out more](https://www.thecalmzone.net/). PARISH NOTICES: • join [**Paddy Power’s Rewards Club**](http://www.paddypower.com/) - home of the Money Back Special • get your shave on with our friends [**Cornerstone**, who are giving you £10 off your first order](https://www.cornerstone.co.uk/totally) GET IN TOUCH: • find us on **Facebook**  • send us a [tweet: **@TheTotallyShow**](http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)
May 14, 2018
Ini Kamoze, piranhas and a bee without honey
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Jimbo returns alongside James Horncastle, Julien Laurens and Tom Williams to wave goodbye to West Brom and Carlos Carvalhal and look ahead to the final weekend in the Premier League. Plus, Dulwich Hamlet promoted and the ballad of Les Herbiers RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: Swansea on the brink; Carvalhal gone (01m 30s) • PART 1b: Record-breaking City; Huddersfield stay up(05m 50s)   • PART 2a: A word on the Championship playoffs (12m 00s) • PART 2b: Hurrah for Dulwich Hamlet (14m 40s ) • PART 2c: The ballad of Les Herbiers and lot French football news (15m 40s)
 • PART 3: Tom’s Turkish footballing idioms (30m 10s) • PART 4a: The final weekend in the Piranha League (36m 00s) • PART 4b: Sean Dyche’s musical credentials and more(46m 30s) • PART 5: Paddy Power’s Movers and Shakers with Lee Price (50m 30s) • PART 6: Exeunt omnes (52m 30s) PARISH NOTICES: • join [**Paddy Power’s Rewards Club** - home of the Money Back Special](http://www.paddypower.com/) • get your shave on with[our friends **Cornerstone**, who are giving you £10 off your first order](https://www.cornerstone.co.uk/totally) GET IN TOUCH: • find us on [**Facebook**  - home of the Totally Football Quiz every Friday at 1230 GMT](https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a [**tweet: @TheTotallyShow**](http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)
May 10, 2018
Introducing: We Came to Win - The Rise and Fall of Diego Maradona
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We Came to Win is the new series from Gimlet Media, all about the hidden stories behind the World Cup's most iconic moments.  There's a new episode out each week until things kick off in Russia in June - and here's a taster of wha they have in store: a documentary all about the rise and fall of El Diego. Have a listen and [subscribe on Apple podcasts](https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/we-came-to-win/id1369393702?mt=2) and everywhere else you get your audio on demand
May 08, 2018
The soft middle and the flabby bottom
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Daniel Storey, Michael Cox and Adam Hurrey join Iain Macintosh wave goodbye to Stoke, salute Arsenal’s send off for Arsene Wenger and wonder what on earth Steven Gerrard has got himself into by taking on the Rangers gig RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: West Brom hanging on (02m 00s) • PART 1b: Swansea v Southampton six pointer (06m 20s) • PART 1c: A very quick word on Huddersfield (14m 30s) • PART 2a: Sayonara, Stoke - it’s been fun. Sort of (15m 50s ) • PART 2b: Arise, Sir Roy of Croydon (21m 10s)
 • PART 2c: Football League round-up (23m 50s) • PART 3a: Chelsea 1 - 0 Liverpool; Women’s FA Cup final review (26m 00s) • PART 3b: Arsenal 5 - 0 Burnley and au revoir, Arsene (30m 40s) • PART 3c: The problem with 2nd placed Man U; Brighton’s excellent recruitment (33m 10s) • PART 3d: Puel on thin ice; business as usual at Watford (39m 20s) • PART 4: Steven Gerrard in at Rangers with Steven Mill from the Soccer FM podcast (43m 00s) • PART 5: Euro round-up: El Clásico; Atletico in the Europa League final; Serie A, etc (50m 40s) • PART 6: Paddy Power’s Movers and Shakers with Lee Price (55m 30s) • PART 7: Exeunt omnes and a trail for We Came To Win (57m 40s) 
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May 07, 2018
Fundamental shifts and problematic number twos
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Caroline Barker is back alongside James Horncastle, Julien Laurens and - fresh off the plane from Rome - Sasha Goryunov to analyse the action in the Champions League , look ahead to the weekend in the Premier League and much, much more…. RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: Liverpool’s big night in Roma (01m 30s) • PART 1b: Real 2 - 2 Bayern with Rafa Honigstein (12m 30s) • PART 1c: Keylor Navas and Madrid’s defence (16m 20s) • PART 2a: Arsenal v Burnley - is Buvac on his way? (21m 20s ) • PART 2b: Chelsea v Liverpool preview (26m 20s)
 • PART 2c: Kane’s fitness, Martial on the move and SMS to United? (31m 20s) • PART 3: Announcements, relegation battle and Big Sam’s (39m 10s) • PART 4: The European picture (49m 30s) • PART 5: Paddy Power’s Movers and Shakers with Lee Price (54m 30s) • PART 6: Your questions and adios (57m 10s) CHARITY NEWS Join us in supporting [**MacMillan's Say The Word campaign**](https://www.macmillan.org.uk/about-us/working-with-us/corporate-partners/construction-cancer-coalition.html) to get men talking about cancer (61m 10s) PARISH NOTICES: • join [**Paddy Power’s Rewards Club**](http://www.paddypower.com/) - home of the Money Back Special • get your shave on with our friends [**Cornerstone**, who are giving you £10 off your first order](https://www.cornerstone.co.uk/totally) • Get your trade/DIY on at [**Toolstation**](www.toolstation.com) this bank holiday weekend GET IN TOUCH: • find us on [**Facebook** - home of the Totally Football Quiz every Friday at 1230 GMT](https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a [**tweet: @TheTotallyShow**](http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)
May 03, 2018
Good eggs, girth and brains
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Caroline Barker is in the Totally Football Show hot-seat and she’s joined by Michael Cox, Matt Davies (Chelsea TV), Ian Irving (PL TV) and Emma Saunders (BBC and Watford TV) to talk about Wenger’s lovely vase, the Premier League relegation battle, and the news from around Europe RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: United 2 - 1 Arsenal; can Arsenal win away in Madrid? (02m 30s) • PART 1b: Time to big up Burnley and Sean Dyche (09m 00s) • PART 2a: Palace 5 - 0 Leicester (15m 30s) • PART 2b: The West Brom turnaround; the Huddersfield slide; the Saints upward march? (21m 30s ) • PART 2c: West Ham 1 - 4 City and the rest of the relegation picture (29m 10s) 
• PART 3: CL semi-final previews (33m 30s) • PART 4a: Championship news - Fulham flying; silver linings for Sunderland (38m 10s) • PART 4b: A short word on wrestling and how it relates to WC 2020 (42m 00s) • PART 5a: Napoli blow it in the Serie A title race (43m 40s) • PART 5b: Steven Gerrard to Rangers? (46m 00s) • PART 5c: Spain, France and Switzerland round-ups (47m 00s) • PART 6: Paddy Power’s Movers and Shakers with Lee Price (51m 00s) • PART 7: Your questions and adios (53m 20s) CHARITY NEWS: Join us in supporting [**MacMillan's Say The Word campaign**](https://www.macmillan.org.uk/about-us/working-with-us/corporate-partners/construction-cancer-coalition.html) to get men talking about cancer 
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Apr 30, 2018
Dangerous margins and culinary napalm
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Jimbo is joined by James Horncastle, Matt Scott and Julien Laurens to reflect on Liverpool’s stunning victory over Roma in the Champions League and look ahead to the weekend in the Premier League, including Arsene Wenger’s last meeting with Manchester United RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: Liverpool 5 - 2 Roma (01m 50s) • PART 1b: Bayern 1 - 2 Real (12m 50s)   • PART 2a: Man U v Arsenal preview and memories of Pizzagate and (16m 40s) • PART 2b: A new Löw for Arsenal? The top contenders to take over from Wenger (24m 50s ) • PART 3a: The PL weekend (32m 10s)
 • PART 3b: Football League round-up (36m 00s) • PART 4a: European round-up (40m 40s) • PART 5: Paddy Power’s Movers and Shakers with Lee Price (49m 10s) • PART 6: Adios and World’s Strongest Man preview  CHARITY NEWS: Join us in supporting [**MacMillan's Say The Word campaign**](https://www.macmillan.org.uk/about-us/working-with-us/corporate-partners/construction-cancer-coalition.html) to get men talking about cancer PARISH NOTICES: • join [**Paddy Power**’s Rewards Club](http://www.paddypower.com/) - home of the Money Back Special • get your shave on with our friends [**Cornerstone**, who are giving you £10 off your first order](https://www.cornerstone.co.uk/totally) • [**football + intellectualism = The Game of Our Lives** podcast](https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/game-of-our-lives/id1353981875?mt=2) GET IN TOUCH: • find us on [**Facebook**  - home of the Totally Football Quiz every Friday at 1230 GM](https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/)T • send us a [tweet: @**TheTotallyShow**](http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)
Apr 26, 2018
Sleeping with one eye open and the Proudsville sausage
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Jimbo, Rafa Honigstein, Daniel Storey (F365) and Ian Irving (PLTV) look back on the FA Cup semi-finals and all the news from around Europe and gaze ahead to two huge games in the Champions League - and at least one fairly large one in the Europa League too RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: Man U 2 - 1 Spurs - another semi-final flop for Tottenham (01m 00s) • PART 1b: Chelsea 2 - 0 Southampton - A mercy killing for Saints (07m 00s) • PART 2a: Napoli beat Juve and keep the Serie A title race alive (09m 20s) • PART 2b: Liverpool v Roma preview (16m 20s ) • PART 3a: Bayern v Real preview (27m 10s) 
• PART 3b: Jadon Sancho and more news from the Bundesliga (33m 30s) • PART 4: More reaction to Wenger’s impending exit and Arsenal v Atletico Madrid preview (37m 20s) • PART 5a: Salah v KDB (45m 10s) • PART 5b: The PL relegation picture (47m 40s) • PART 5c: Sunderland sink to League One and other ups and downs (50m 00s) • PART 6: AOB and Iniesta bows out (54m 10s) • PART 7: Paddy Power’s Movers and Shakers with Lee Price (58m 50s) • PART 8: Adios and MacMillan’s Men & Cancer campaign CHARITY NEWS: Join us in supporting [**MacMillan's Say The Word** campaign to get men talking about cancer](https://www.macmillan.org.uk/about-us/working-with-us/corporate-partners/construction-cancer-coalition.html)(61m 00s) 
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Apr 23, 2018
Wenger (over and) Out
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After 22 years and 17 trophies, Arsene Wenger is finally saying goodbye to Arsenal. In this special edition of The Totally Football Show, James Richardson, Michael Cox and Iain Macintosh hear from Ian Wright, Stewart Robson, Julien Laurens and Tayo Papoola about Wenger’s highs, lows and his legacy RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: Wenger’s influence on the PL era (01m 30s) • PART 1b: The (rational) fan’s perspective with Tayo Papoola (05m 30s)   • PART 2a: When did all go wrong? (09m 10s) • PART 2b: What does Wenger leave behind? Stewart Robson’s opinion (14m 05) • PART 3a: Lessons to learn from United's post-Ferguson planning (15m 40s)
 • PART 3b: Looking to the future with Julien Laurens (18m 00s) • PART 4: Ian Wright’s thoughts (23m 00s) • PART 5: The best and worst of the Wenger years (25m 30s) [Find out the latest odds on you'll replace Wenger at Paddy Power](https://news.paddypower.com/football/2018/04/20/top-five-replace-arsene-wenger/)
Apr 20, 2018
Pressed plants, Danny Dyer and striped snakeheads
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David Preece, James Horncastle and Tom Williams join Jimbo for a sun kissed edition of the Totally Football show in which we bang the Andy Carroll drum, discuss an alternative PFA team of the year and get our fill of Indian football idioms RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: Midweek PL reviews and FA Cup previews (02m 30s) • PART 1b: Talking goalkeepers (09m 45s)   • PART 2a: Accrington Stanley promoted and Golazzo trailer (13m 20s) • PART 2b: Andy Carroll is back! (16m 40s) • PART 2c: The Big Sam survey and the rest of the Premier League weekend (22m 40s) 
• PART 3a: The Non Big 6 PFA Team of the Year (25m 40s) • PART 3b: Les Herbiers and Ligue 1 news (33m 10s) • PART 4a: In praise of Darren Moore and the rest of the PL weekend (37m 50s) • PART 4b: Freiburg in the frying pan (40m 30s)  • PART 5a: Indian football idioms (47m 20s) • PART 5b: Juventus v Napoli preview and a bumper Serie A round-up (51m 10s) • PART 6: Paddy Power’s Mover and Shakers with Lee Price (60m 40s) • PART 7: Adios (63m 20s) 
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Apr 19, 2018
The secret of success, John Betjeman and Girls Aloud
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With the title finally all tied up, Jimbo, Football 365’s Daniel Storey, Michael Cox and Duncan Alexander from Opta look back over the weekend in the Premier League and around Europe. RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: United blow it at home to West Brom and hand the title to City (02m 00s) • PART 1b: Spurs 1 - 3 City; niche City stats (06m 30s)  • PART 2: Wolves back in the big time - with Sky Sports’ Adam Bate (18m 30s) • PART 3: World Cup memories (23m 20s) • PART 4a: Newcastle 2 - 1 Arsenal; Rafa the romantic (29m 00s)
 • PART 4b: Southampton 2 - 3 Chelsea; the rest of the relegation battlers (35m 10s) • PART 5a: Euro round-ups (44m 50s) • PART 5b: The most dangerous lead and a final stat attack (55m 50s) • PART 6: Paddy Power’s Movers & Shakers with Lee Price (58m 40s)  • PART 7: Adios (60m 40s) 
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Apr 16, 2018
Karma, perfection and a commemorative gold pen
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What a week! Jimbo, Pat Nevin, James Horncastle and Julien Laurens draw their conclusions from a crazy few days in the Champions League RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1: Real 1 - Juve 3: what now for the Old Lady (01m 10s) • PART 2: Roma 3- 0 Barcelona: the dying embers of an empire? (12 00s)  • PART 3a: City 1 - 2 Liverpool: is Pep his own worst enemy? (20m 40s) • PART 3b: Spurs v City preview; dubious goals (30m 30s) • PART 3c: Liverpool v Bournemouth preview (34m 00s) • PART 4: The PL weekend (36m 10s) • PART 5a: Ruben Neves; announcements; more bathtub tales (48m 40s) • PART 5b: Euro news from Greece, Portugal, Holland, Scotland and more (56m 20s) • PART 5c: PSG’s FFP fubar and Thomas Tuchel heads to Paris (61m 00s) • PART 6: Paddy Power’s Movers & Shakers with Lee Price (65m 40s)  • PART 7: Adios (68m 30s) 
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Apr 12, 2018
BONUS: 'Roma Nel Mito'
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Roma's victory over Barcelona was so momentous that we're giving you the latest episode of Golazzo as a special commemorative cut-and-keep podcast. If you like what you hear from Jimbo and James Horncastle, join us every Wednesday for our Totally Italian Football Show
Apr 12, 2018
Bubble baths, Bo Selecta and the brow
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Jimbo is joined by Rafa Honigstein, Michael Cox, David Preece and football finance expert Dr Tom Markham to deconstruct a weekend of derbies and week ahead of crucial Champions League and Europa League clashes. Specifically… RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: United’s comeback; the Pogba conundrum; City’s vulnerability (01m 00s) • PART 1b: Klopp’s Merseyside derby muzak; has Big Sam tarnished his brand? (10m 30s)  • PART 2a: Champions League previews (13m 40s) • PART 2b: Focus on the Bundesliga and Leon Bailey (18m 00s) • PART 2c: Other Euro title races (21m 00s)
 • PART 3: Arsenal head to Moscow and a Europa League round-up (23m 30s) • PART 4a: Potential takeovers at Sunderland and Newcastle; David’s Big Bath (37m 00s) • PART 4b: The rest of the Premier League weekend (45m 30s) • PART 5: Paddy Power’s Movers & Shakers with Lee Price (59m 00s)  • PART 6: Adios and our games of the week (61m 30s) CHARITY NEWS: we’re working with **CALM**, the Campaign Against Living Miserably, who are dedicated to preventing male suicide. Find out more: [https://www.thecalmzone.net/](https://www.thecalmzone.net/) 
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Apr 09, 2018
Gentleman Ray and A Picture of Dorian Gray
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Pat Nevin returns to the Totally Football Show alongside AC Jimbo, Julien Laurens and James Horncastle to look back on an extraordinary week in the Champions League, with a stunning performance by Liverpool and even more stunning goal by Cristiano Ronaldo. Plus…   RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1: Remembering Ray Wilkins (00m 40s) • PART 2: Liverpool 3 - 0 City - game over? (04m 40s)  • PART 3a: City v United preview - what does Pep do? (14m 00s) • PART 3b: Liverpool v Everton preview - Klopp to rotate for Sam’s last rodeo (18m 20s) • PART 4a: We need to talk about Ronaldo (21m 50s)
 • PART 4b: Sevilla 1 - 2 Bayern, Barca 4 - 1 Roma - a sarcophagi (36m 10s) • PART 5a: Serie A round-up; announcements and correspondence (40m 00s)    • PART 5b: The relegation battle and the Chelsea conundrum (47m 20s) • PART 6: Paddy Power’s Movers & Shakers with Lee Price (60m 30s)  • PART 7: Adios and Wrestlemania plug (62m 40s) 
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Apr 05, 2018
Pardew the discarded, Lamela the b*stard and Zlatan the great
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AC Jimbo is joined by Daniel Storey (Football 365), Matt Davies (Chelsea TV) and Sasha Goryunov (the Russian Scouser) to reflect on the Easter weekend, including Tottenham’s historic win at Chelsea, West Ham’s return to form and Pardew’s last stand at West Brom. Plus, football’s biggest b*stard, previews of Liverpool v City and the rest of the Champions League quarter-finals, and Zlatan’s extraordinary MLS debut. RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: Pardew gone! (01m 10s) • PART 1b: Chelsea 1 - 3 Spurs; football’s biggest b*stard (02m 10s) • PART 1c: Palace 1 - 2 Liverpool - a dirty three points at Selhurst Park (14m 30s) • PART 2a: Everton 1 - 3 City; the CL quarter-final at Anfield preview (17m 00s) • PART 2b: Bayern v Sevilla; Barce v Roma; Real v Juve, with added Alvaro Romeo (23m 30s) 
• PART 3: Arsenal v CSKA Moscow preview; how ready are Russia for the World Cup? (30m 00s) • PART 4: Zlatan gonna Zlatan, with George Quraishi from Howler Magazine (38m 00s) • PART 5: Football League news; more podcast news from Muddy Knees Media (44m 50s) • PART 6: West Ham whup Saints and the rest of the PL weekend (48m 00s) • PART 7: Paddy Power’s Movers & Shakers with Lee Price (57m 00s) • PART 8: Adios and Parts Unknown trail (60m 00s) 
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Apr 02, 2018
Wrwgwai, foul thobes and nightclubbing in Stoke
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The Premier League returns this weekend and Jimbo, Michael Cox, James Horncastle and Tom Williams preview potentially the biggest game of the season as Spurs look to win at Stamford Bridge for the first time since 1990\. Plus, a lessons learned from the international break, Hollywood fans, and more footballing idioms RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: Spain 6 - 1 Argentina (03m 00s) • PART 1b: Russia 1 - 3 France (07m 10s)  • PART 1c: Dark horses - Uruguay, Belgium and Portugal (08m 30s) • PART 2: Conclusions from England’s international break (12m 20s) • PART 3a: Chelsea v Spurs preview - the biggest game of the season? (17m 50s)
 • PART 3b: Palace v Liverpool preview (23m 20s) • PART 3c: West Ham v Southampton preview (28m 40s)    • PART 4a: Middle Eastern football phrases (32m 50s) • PART 4b: A huge weekend in Serie A, plus Germany and France round-ups (36m 00s) • PART 4c: Phishing and prison news (42m 20s)
 • PART 5: Oprah Winfrey, Russell Crowe, Kelsey Grammar and the rest of the PL weekend (45m 30s)
 • PART 6: Paddy Power’s Movers & Shakers with Lee Price (54m 20s)  • PART 7: Adios and Parts Unknown trail (56m 50s) 
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Mar 29, 2018
The Spy with the Cold Nose, Zlatan’s Galaxy Quest, and memories of that 7-1
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Jimbo is joined for this Totally Football Show by Rafa Honigstein, Julien Laurens and Opta’s Duncan Alexander to do some serious World Cup number crunching, discuss Zlatan’s arrival in LA and memories of Brazil’s 7-1 humiliation. RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: Germany 1 - 1 Spain (02m 50s) • PART 1b: France 2 - 3 Colombia; anyone but Deschamps (06m 10s) • PART 1c: England’s steady progress continues (09m 50s) • PART 2: Where is Thomas Tuchel heading this summer and other questions (17m 20s) • PART 3a: George Qraishi on Zlatan’s arrival in LA; MLS catch-up (26m 20s) • PART 3b: World Cup number crunching (35m 00s) • PART 4: Memories of Brazil 1 - 7 Germany, 8 July 2014 (41m 40s) • PART 5: Paddy Power’s Movers & Shakers with Lee Price (57m 50s) • PART 6: Adios (60m 00s) 
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Mar 26, 2018
The Costa Rica rule, the Ronaldinho doctrine and inherent Weiss
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With international football taking centre stage, Jimbo, Michael Cox, Jack Lang and Matt Scott stick a thermometer up the respective bottoms of England, Argentina, Brazil et al to assess their strengths and weakness as preparations for the World Cup ramp up. Plus, Ronald Koeman’s Dutch rebuilding job, third-generation footballers and our first update from the Indian Super League RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1: Inexperienced England - or the greatest Three Lions team of the last 30 years? (03m 00s) • PART 2a: Here come the Belgiums! (10m 50s) • PART 2b: The Costa Rica rule (12m 30s) • PART 3a: Cape Coast Mysterious Dwarves and meeting Ronaldinho (20m 40s) • PART 3b: Argentina and Brazil in Russia (26m 00s) • PART 4a: Golazzo preview; Gareth Bale in China (34m 50s) • PART 4b: Ronald Koeman and the reinvigoration of Holland (37m 40s) • PART 5a: TFS announcements; horseflesh; your questions (42m 10s) • PART 5b: Indian Super League update; former Barcelona players managing in the PL (50m 40s) • PART 6: Paddy Power’s Movers & Shakers with Lee Price (53m 30s) • PART 7: A little bit of politics and adios (56m 10s) 
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Mar 22, 2018
Thirty-somethings, transferrable skills and Tedesco
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On today’s Totally Football Show Jimbo is joined by Rafa Honigstein, Julien Laurens and James Horncastle to look back on weekend in the FA Cup, Premier League and around Europe. Plus, reaction to the Champions League and Europa League quarter-final draws, and another thirty-something manager in the Bundesliga… RUNNING ORDER: * PART 1a: Extra time at the King Power Stadium; Soton beat Wigan (1m 34s) * PART 1b: No Kane, No bother; Jose's football heritage (9m 18s) * PART 2a: Salah strikes four; best back heels from the week (21m 15s) * PART 2b: Relegation scruffles (27m 27s) * PART 3a: Champions League quarter final draw; re run of the final and an all English affair (32:08) * PART 3b: Europa League quarter final draw; Arsenal head to Moscow (41m 57s) * PART 4a: Your questions answered; young managers in the Bundesliga (48m 41s) * PART 4b: The panel head off on an international break (57m 14s) * PART 5: Paddy Power's Movers and Shakers with Lee Price (55m 37s) * PART 6: Goodbyes (62m 17s) • join [Paddy Power’s Rewards Club](https://www.paddypower.com/bet) - home of the Money Back Special • get your shave on with our friends [Cornerstone, who are giving you £10 off your first order](https://www.cornerstone.co.uk/totally) • combine your knowledge of the footy with your knowledge of the FTSE at [Football Index](https://www.footballindex.co.uk/). Enter the offer code TOTALLY to trade up to £1000 risk free. T&Cs apply GET IN TOUCH: • find us on [Facebook, - home of the Totally Football Quiz every Friday at 1230 GMT](https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a [tweet](https://twitter.com/TheTotallyShow): [@TheTotallyShow](https://twitter.com/TheTotallyShow)
Mar 19, 2018
Troglodytes, chutzpah and conscription
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Hot on the heels of Man United’s ignominious Champions League exit, Jimbo is joined by James Horncastle, Julien Laurens and the returning Michael Cox to discuss Mou’s tactical shortcomings and his astonishing post-match comments. Is he - like Wenger - a man out of time? Also on today’s Totally Football Show… RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: Sevilla dump United out of the CL; Mou’s outmoded tactics (01m 40s) • PART 1b: The Big Question; Man U v Brighton FA Cup preview (15m 00s)  • PART 2a: Chelsea get Messi-ed; the Courtouis dip (17m 40s) • PART 2b: Roma and Bayern also progress (23m 00s)  • PART 3a: TFS announcements; Jimbo on classic kits (28m 50s) • PART 3b: Mark Hughes in at Southampton; Wigan v Saints FA Cup preview (34m 30s) • PART 3c: Leicester v Chelsea and Swans v Spurs FA Cup previews (38m 00s)   • PART 4a: Son’s military service; Serie A update (43m 00s) • PART 4b: Big trouble in Lil’ Lille; Ligue 1 news (45m 50s) • PART 4c: Dulwich Hamlet update; Karen Brady’s 2011 flight of fancy (52m 10s)  • PART 5: PL previews; and injuries through celebrations (55m 00s) • PART 6: Paddy Power’s Movers & Shakers with Lee Price (59m 00s)  • PART 7: The Big Answer and adios (61m 50s) LIVE NEWS: •  Final call for our live gig at **Vicar Street in Dublin on Monday 19 March** are available at [www.ticketmaster.ie](http://www.ticketmaster.ie/The-Totally-Football-Show-Live-tickets/artist/5242479?tm_link=artist_artistvenue_module).  Jimbo will be joined by James Horncastle, Julien Laurens and Pat Nevin - who’ll also be doing an exclusive DJ set. _There’ll be stories there that you won’t hear anywhere else_ 
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Mar 15, 2018
Toxicity, complicity and pitchside relief
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United strengthened their grip on second place by beating Liverpool, but the main headlines this weekend came from the London Stadium where West Ham imploded on the pitch and exploded off it. Jimbo, Rafa Honigstein, Daniel Storey and Matt Davies discuss those ugly scenes, Arsenal’s latest false dawn, Sergio Ramos’ bathroom break and more… RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: Pogba Out, Rashford in = United 2 - 1 Liverpool (02m 10s) • PART 1b: Chelsea head to Barcelona (09m 20s)  • PART 2a: Kane crocked - but Son rises to the occasion (13m 10s) • PART 2b: The West Ham section (16m 10s)  • PART 2c: Ugly scenes in Lille and at PAOK v AEK (26m 20s)  • PART 3: Wenger in! (29m 40s) • PART 3b: Europa League round-up; Bundesliga review (36m 00s) • PART 4: Stripes, stats, and Sergio Ramos; Mertersacker and miscellany (44m 20s)   • PART 5: Goals of the weekend; the rest of the PL weekend (50m 50s) • PART 6: Dulwich Hamlet update; Championship news; Serie A review; the Old Firm (58m 30s) • PART 7: Paddy Power’s Movers & Shakers with Lee Price (64m 10s)  • PART 8: Adios (66m 40s) LIVE NEWS: •  [The last few tickets for our gig at **Vicar Street in Dublin on Monday 19 March** are available at www.ticketmaster.ie](http://www.ticketmaster.ie/The-Totally-Football-Show-Live-tickets/artist/5242479?tm_link=artist_artistvenue_module).   Jimbo will be joined by James Horncastle, Julien Laurens and Pat Nevin - who’ll also be doing an exclusive DJ set. CHARITY NEWS: • We’re working with **CALM**, the Campaign Against Living Miserably, who are dedicated to preventing male suicide. Find out more at the [**Calm Zone**](http://www.thecalmzone.net) 
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Mar 12, 2018
Allegri plays his hand, PSG’s meek surrender, and Dulwich Hamlet stay strong
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Juventus and Real Madrid handed out Champions League life lessons to Spurs and poor ol’ PSG this week.  AC Jimbo, James Horncastle, Julien Laurens and David Preece are here to give their (hot) take(s) on those games and look ahead to United v Liverpool and the rest of action in the Premier League. Plus, all the latest on what’s going on with Dulwich Hamlet RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1: Juve take Spurs to CL school (00m 30s) • PART 2: PSG’s meek surrender; who takes over from Unai Emery?; (14m 15s)  • PART 3a: Dulwich Hamlet update with Benji Lanyado (24m 20s) • PART 3b: Championship news; the Sanchez Watt incident (31m 00s)  • PART 4a: United v Liverpool preview (35m 00s)  • PART 4b: Chelsea v Palace preview; Arsenal v Watford preview (41m 30s) • PART 4c: more PL previews (47m 00s) • PART 5: SheBelieves Cup update (55m 40s)   • PART 6: Paddy Power’s Movers & Shakers with Lee Price (58m 10s)  • PART 7: Adios (60m 40s) LIVE NEWS: •  The last few tickets for [**our gig at Vicar Street in Dublin on Monday 19 March**](http://www.ticketmaster.ie/The-Totally-Football-Show-Live-tickets/artist/5242479?tm_link=artist_artistvenue_module) are available at www.ticketmaster.ie Jimbo will be joined by James Horncastle, Julien Laurens and Pat Nevin - who’ll also be doing an exclusive DJ set. CHARITY NEWS: • we’re working with CALM, the Campaign Against Living Miserably, who are dedicated to preventing male suicide. Find out more at the [**calmzone**](https://www.thecalmzone.net/)  
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Mar 08, 2018
Rubbernecking, chocolate legs and Jay Bothroyd
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Half a game of football took place between City and Chelsea this weekend while the Seagulls heaped yet more misery onto Arsenal. Your Totally Football panel is Jimbo, Kelly Cates, Tom Williams and PLTV's Ian Irving and they analyse both of those games and and the rest of the stories from the Premier League and beyond including the debut of head of state's son in Ligue 1, the Lioness' progress at the SheBelieves Cup, and the tragic news about Davide Astori RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1: Remembering Davide Astori (00m 30s) • PART 2: Half a football match at City v Chelsea; Hazard the non-false 9 (03m 40s) • PART 3: Spurs v Juventus preview with James Horncastle (12m 45s) • PART 4: Is going too well for Liverpool? (17m 30s) • PART 5: Carrie Dunn on Phil Neville’s impressive start with the Lionesses (25m 30s) • PART 6a: CL previews: who can beat City? (29m 35s) • PART 6b: PSG v Real; Timothy Weah, Al-Saadi Gaddafi and Jay Bothroyd (30m 50s) • PART 6c: We need to talk about Arsenal - and Brighton (36m 20s) • PART 7a: ‘Do You Speak Football?’ - nutmeg, cow dribble, little bridges (44m 00s) • PART 7b: Messi sows it up for Barcelona; Tromsø v Chelsea ’97 (50m 50s) • PART 7c: Championship round-up; Chinese debuts; stripes v Swans (50m 50s)
 • PART 7d: Stripes, Swans and is Big Sam going to relegate the Hammers? (53m 40s) • PART 8: Paddy Power’s Movers & Shakers with Lee Price (57m 10s) • PART 9: The Big Answer and adios (59m 20s) LIVE NEWS: • The last batch of tickets for our gig at Vicar Street in Dublin on Monday 19 March are available at [ticketmaster.ie](http://www.ticketmaster.ie/The-Totally-Football-Show-Live-tickets/artist/5242479?tm_link=artist_artistvenue_module). Jimbo will be joined by James Horncastle, Julien Laurens and Pat Nevin - who’ll also be doing an exclusive DJ set PARISH NOTICES: • join [Paddy Power’s Rewards Club](https://www.paddypower.com/bet) • get your shave on with our friends [Cornerstone, who are giving you £10 off your first order](https://www.cornerstone.co.uk/totally) • find a better place to sleep and discover a new way to discover a mattress with [Leesa](https://www.leesa.co.uk/products/leesa-mattress/?referrer=totallyfootball&utm_source=totallyfootball&utm_medium=podcast-ad&utm_campaign=totallyfootball) GET IN TOUCH: • find us on [Facebook - home of the Totally Football Quiz every Friday at 1230 GMT](https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a [tweet: @TheTotallyShow](https://twitter.com/thetotallyshow)
Mar 05, 2018
VARce, Arsenal’s atrophication, and the battle of the bottom
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Snow, VAR, and a bleak future for Arsenal are on the agenda today as Jimbo, Matt Scott, Football 365’s Daniel Storey and James Horncastle chew over Tottenham’s FA Cup win over Rochdale and look ahead to all the weekend’s action in the Premier League and beyond RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1: Spurs 6 - 1 Rochdale and the inevitable spread of VAR (02m 00s) • PART 2: Wenger Out…again; a bleak future for Arsenal (10m 35s)  • PART 3a: Liverpool v Newcastle preview (24m 00s) • PART 3b: City v Chelsea preview; Conte back to Italy?; Morata’s misery (25m 40s)  • PART 3c: Palace v United preview (31m 10s)  • PART 4a: Announcements; Neymar needs surgery; Nasri’s drip-induced ban (33m 00s) • PART 4b: The PL's battle of the bottom (37m 30s) • PART 5: Serie A, La Liga and Europa League chats (49m 00s)   • PART 6: Paddy Power’s Movers & Shakers with Lee Price (57m 40s)  • PART 7: When the fun stops..  (60m 40s) LIVE NEWS: •  The last batch of tickets for our gig at **Vicar Street in Dublin on Monday 19 March** are available at [ticketmaster.ie](http://www.ticketmaster.ie/The-Totally-Football-Show-Live-tickets/artist/5242479?tm_link=artist_artistvenue_module).  [](http://www.ticketmaster.ie/The-Totally-Football-Show-Live-tickets/artist/5242479?tm_link=artist_artistvenue_module)Jimbo will be joined by James Horncastle, Julien Laurens and Pat Nevin - who’ll also be doing an exclusive DJ set. PARISH NOTICES: • join [**Paddy Power’s Rewards Club**](http://www.paddypower.com/) • get your shave on with our friends [**Cornerstone,** who are giving you £10 off your first order](https://www.cornerstone.co.uk/totally) GET IN TOUCH: • find us on [**Facebook**,  - home of the **Totally Football Quiz** every Friday at 1230 GMT](https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a [tweet: **@TheTotallyShow**](http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)
Mar 01, 2018
Arsenal’s new nadir, McTominay dominates, and the ballad of Royston Drenthe
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City picked up their first trophy under Pep, United knocked Chelsea down to fifth, Liverpool were out of this world, and West Brom need Tony Pulis. It was, as they say, quite the weekend and your Totally Football Show gang - AC Jimbo, Opta’s Duncan Alexander, Ian Irving from PLTV and Chelsea TV commentator Matt Davies - are here to analyse it all and much, much more RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1: Same old Arsenal as City win the League Cup (01m 40s) • PART 2: United get the better of Chelsea; why Morata needs John Terry (13m 10s)  • PART 3a: More Top Four talk (24m 00s) • PART 3b: West Brom need a miracle (or Tony Pulis); Alan Pardew’s wonky logic (25m 50s)  • PART 3c: Eddie Howe receives more middle disappointing news; Jack Butland’s blunder; Glenn Murray’s hot-streak; Royston Drenthe’s second act (28m 00s)  • PART 4a: Pizza with Pat Nevin (37m 40s) • PART 4b: Liverpool’s dirty crosses and Firmino’s no-look finishes (39m 50s) • PART 4c: England’s starting XI (44m 10s)   • PART 5a: Championship news (48m 20s)  • PART 5b: European round-up, Chinese transfer news, and Diego Costa niceness (51m 40s) • PART 6: Paddy Power’s Movers & Shakers with Lee Price (61m 30s)  • PART 8: Fantasy football news and adios (63m 30s) LIVE NEWS: • we’re live at **[Vicar Street in Dublin on Monday 19 March](http://www.ticketmaster.ie/The-Totally-Football-Show-Live-tickets/artist/5242479?tm_link=artist_artistvenue_module)**. Jimbo will be joined by James Horncastle, Julien Laurens and Pat Nevin - who’ll also be doing an exclusive DJ set. [Get your tickets now!](http://www.ticketmaster.ie/The-Totally-Football-Show-Live-tickets/artist/5242479?tm_link=artist_artistvenue_module) LISTEN TO US ON ALEXA: • ask Alexa to 'enable the Totally Football Show skill' to hear us on your Amazon dot or echo PARISH NOTICES: • join [**Paddy Power’s Rewards Club**](http://www.paddypower.com/) • get your shave on with our friends [**Cornerstone**, who are giving you £10 off your first order](https://www.cornerstone.co.uk/totally) GET IN TOUCH: • find us on [**Facebook**,  - home of the Totally Football Quiz every Friday at 1230 GMT](https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a [tweet: **@TheTotallyShow**](http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)
Feb 26, 2018
Shot-stoppers, fisticuffs and an apology to Depeche Mode (and Rod Fanni)
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Pat Nevin is our special guest on today’s Totally Football Show, and he joins James Richardson, Julien Laurens and James Horncastle to review all the Champions League and FA Cup business, look ahead to the weekend’s football, and wax lyrical about his favourite bands and more… RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: Chelsea 1 - 1 Barcelona; Hazard as a (false) 9; is it enough for the second leg?; (01m 30s) • PART 1b: Sevilla 0 - 0 Man U - another Mou borefest, but that De Gea save!, Pogba problems (09m 10s) • PART 2a: Pat on New Order, Cocteau Twins, Depeche Mode and more (17m 30s) • PART 2b: Wigan stun City; the exceptional Paul Cook (25m 00s) • PART 2c: Arsenal v City League Cup final preview (30m 30s) • PART 3a: Announcements, and more Pat musical tales (34m 45s) • PART 3b: More CL chat; youth development (39m 10s) • PART 4a: The Big Questions; Man U v Chelsea - any chance of it getting tasty? (44m 50s) • PART 4b: Liverpool v West Ham preview; memories of a young David Moyes; more 80s bands you probably don’t remember (49m 10s) • PART 4c: West Brom’s race to the bottom and other PL previews (52m 30s) • PART 5a: Serie A news (54m 00s) • PART 5b: Ligue 1’s Super Sunday; St Etienne ’76; Neymar fallout (55m 10s) • PART 6a: Scottish news (61m 40s) • PART 6b: Pat’s thoughts on Big Sam’s Everton; Palace v Spurs (63m 40s) • PART 6c: Pat’s film and music picks (66m 00s) • PART 7: Paddy Power’s Movers & Shakers (68m 20s) • PART 8: The Big Answers and adios (71m 10s) PAT’S PICKS • [**Heleno**](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHO53hsdRDQ) • **[The Miracle of Bern](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wQLKpgAmWQ)** • [**British Sea Power**](https://www.britishseapower.co.uk/Home?ProdTitle=HOME) LIVE NEWS: • Enjoyed what you heard today? Jimbo, Pat and co will be live at **Vicar Street in Dublin on Monday 19 March**. It's the only place you can hear Pat's Morrissey story and hear him spin some discs, so get your tickets now! PARISH NOTICES: • join [**Paddy Power’s Rewards Club**](http://www.paddypower.com/) • get your shave on with our friends [**Cornerstone**, who are giving you £10 off your first order](https://www.cornerstone.co.uk/totally) GET IN TOUCH: • find us on [**Facebook** - home of the Totally Football Quiz every Friday at 1230 GMT](https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a [tweet: **@TheTotallyShow**](http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)
Feb 22, 2018
Rifts, replays and robbery
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Jimbo returns to the helm as he, Leroy Rosenior, Kelly Cates and Rafa Honigstein look back on the FA Cup weekend and ahead to Chelsea v Barcelona and Sevilla v Man U in the Champions League, and plenty more - including that splendid story about the West Brom Four RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: From Juve to Rochdale, Spurs get Extra Spursy; Swans need another replay (01m 30s) • PART 1b: West Brom - stealin’ taxis and crashin’ out the FA Cup; Pardews’ PL record (07m 40s)  • PART 1c: Huddersfield 0 - 2 United; memories of 1983; Leicester and Chelsea to meet in the other QF? (10m 50s) • PART 2a: A storied history of Chelsea and Barcelona (15m 30s)  • PART 2b: United head to Sevilla; Pogba v Mou (21m 00s) • PART 3a: NASL news; Football League update, with a lot of love for Fulham’s Ryan Sessegnon (31m 00s) • PART 3b: Bayern v Besiktas and Bundesliga state of play (38m 00s)   • PART 4a: Shakhtar v Roma; Serie A update (48m 00s)  • PART 4b: Where next for Zidane and Joachim Löwe? (52m 10s) • PART 4c: A belated VAR discussion (57m 30s) • PART 5: Paddy Power’s Movers and Shakers (61 m 00s) • PART 6: Adios (63m 00s) LIVE NEWS: • we’re live at **Vicar Street in Dublin on Monday 19 March**. Jimbo will be joined by James Horncastle, Julien Laurens and Pat Nevin - who’ll also be doing an exclusive DJ set. [Get your tickets now!](http://www.ticketmaster.ie/The-Totally-Football-Show-Live-tickets/artist/5242479?tm_link=artist_artistvenue_module) PARISH NOTICES: • join [**Paddy Power’s Rewards Club**](http://www.paddypower.com/) • get your shave on with our friends [**Cornerstone**, who are giving you £10 off your first order](https://www.cornerstone.co.uk/totally) GET IN TOUCH: • find us on [Facebook](https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) - home of the Totally Football Quiz every Friday at 1230 GMT • send us a [**tweet: @TheTotallyShow**](http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)
Feb 19, 2018
Hard hands, Pards goes deep and Old Trafford worms
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It was a stunning week for the English sides in the Champions League, with goals and guts galore. Caroline Barker, David Preece, Julien Laurens and Jame Horncastle review all of those games - and an entirely expected stumble by PSG in Madrid - and lookahead to the return of the FA Cup. All of that, and…. RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: Spurs fight back at Juventus; a year too many for Buffon?; Dembélé runs the show - again (02m 00s) • PART 1b: Liverpool put 5 past Porto; Van Dijk’s calmness spreads (10m 00s) • PART 2a: City brush Basel aside; why are the English sides doing so well? (16m 00s) • PART 2b: PSG falter again as Real take control; Areola’s hard hands; a fair and balanced view on Unai Emery (19m 30s) • PART 3: FA Cup 5th round previews: Sheff W v Swansea; Brighton v Coventry; the Hard Hands scale; au revoir Julien (28m 50s) • PART 4a: More FA Cup: Leicester v Sheff U; Huddersfield v Man U; (38m 20s) • PART 4b: Golazzo teaser (43m 30s) • PART 4c: [David Preece’s FA Cup nightmare](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PrZhgBwwZK0) (45m 40s) • PART 5a: Rochdale host Spurs (47m 30s) • PART 5b: Wigan on the rise, West Brom’s race for the bottom (50m 00s) • PART 6: Paddy Power’s Movers and Shakers (55m 00s) • PART 7: Adios (57m 10s) [](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PrZhgBwwZK0) LIVE NEWS: • we’re live at **Vicar Street in Dublin on Monday 19 March**. Jimbo will be joined by James Horncastle, Julien Laurens and Pat Nevin - who’ll also be doing an exclusive DJ set. [Get your tickets now!](http://www.ticketmaster.ie/The-Totally-Football-Show-Live-tickets/artist/5242479?tm_link=artist_artistvenue_module) PARISH NOTICES: • join [**Paddy Power’s Rewards Club**](http://www.paddypower.com/) • get your shave on with our friends [**Cornerstone**, who are giving you £10 off your first order](https://www.cornerstone.co.uk/totally) GET IN TOUCH: • find us on **Facebook**, where we're having a quiz every Friday at 1230 GMT • send us a [tweet: **@TheTotallyShow**](http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)
Feb 15, 2018
The Mousa Dembélé appreciation society and Jesé’s hot breath on Charlie Adam’s neck
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If you’re looking for a 60 minute digest of what went down in the Premier League at the weekend, you’re in the right place.  Caroline Barker sits in for the holidaying AC Jimbo and she’s joined by Football 365’s Daniel Storey, Ian Irving from PLTV and the one and only Sasha Goryunov to reflect on Spurs’ win over Arsenal, Man United’s loss at Newcastle and Southampton’s slide to oblivion. Plus, Champions League previews and yet more amazing club nicknames from around the globe RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1: Arsenal stay so Arsenal as Spurs win another derby; Dembélé, Sanchez and Davies boss it (01m 10s) • PART 2a: City 5 - 1 Leicester; Agüero’s swagger; KDB for the Ballon d’Or - the first red head to win it since… (11m 30s)  • PART 2b: Liverpool swat Saints aside; Karius improving; Saints on the slide (21m 40s) • PART 2c: Hurrah for Newcastle; Jamaal Lascelles for England?; the Sanchez conundrum (26m 00s)  • PART 3a: Russian nicknames; Juventus v Spurs CL preview (31m 30s) • PART 3b: Porto v Liverpool; ticket price nonsense (36m 50s) • PART 3c: Basel v City and the return of Ricky van Wolfswinkel (40m 30s)   • PART 3d: The Big One - Real Madrid v PSG (41m 10s) • PART 4a: Championship round-up (46m 00s) • PART 4b: The bottom of the Premier League (48m 40s) • PART 5: Paddy Power’s Movers and Shakers (59m 40s) • PART 6 : Adios (62m 00s) LIVE NEWS: • we’re live at **Vicar Street in Dublin on Monday 19 March**. Jimbo will be joined by James Horncastle, Julien Laurens and Pat Nevin - who’ll also be doing an exclusive DJ set. [Get your tickets now](http://www.ticketmaster.ie/artist/5242479?_ga=2.222615771.1598756149.1518448946-1603489818.1517499837)! PARISH NOTICES: • join [**Paddy Power’s Rewards Club**](http://www.paddypower.com/) • get your shave on with our friends [**Cornerstone**, who are giving you £10 off your first order](https://www.cornerstone.co.uk/totally) GET IN TOUCH: • find us on **[Facebook](https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/)**, where you’ll find video, photos and loads of other stuff: • send us a [tweet: **@TheTotallyShow**](http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)
Feb 12, 2018
Conte on the rocks, cucumbers, and an ox on the brink of extinction
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With Chelsea imploding once again, your Totally Football Team - AC Jimbo, ably assisted by David Preece, Jame Horncastle and Tom Williams - look at the problems at Stamford Bridge, preview all the big games in the Premier League and beyond, and talk more about club nicknames and international footballing idioms: RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: Conte’s unravelling at Chelsea; Abdoulaye Doucouré v Tiémoué Bakayoko; the Hawthornes Triangle (02m 00s) • PART 1b: West Ham sign Patrice Evra (09m 50s) • PART 2a: Facebook Live quiz details (13m 00s) • PART 2b: Swansea’s flying under CC (13m 50s) • PART 2c: Spurs v Arsenal preview; GegenX; “football is about tricking your opponent”; how to defeat VAR (17m 45s) • PART 3a: Correspondence; all change at Leeds(27m 30s) • PART 3b: Ligue 1 news: Lemar, Dani Alves in goal (31m 00s) • PART 3c: Favourite own goals; La Liga news; Serie A round-up (33m 40s) • PART 4: Man City v Leicester and the Mahrez subtext; belated Brighton love; the Karius metamorphosis?; the rest of the PL weekend (38m 10s) • PART 5: More footballing nicknames from around the world (51m 50s) • PART 6: Paddy Power’s Movers and Shakers (55m 15s) • PART 7: More footballing idioms and adios (55m 00s) LIVE NEWS: • we’re live at **Vicar Street in Dublin on Monday 19 March**. Jimbo will be joined by James Horncastle, Julien Laurens and **Pat Nevin** - who’ll also be doing an exclusive DJ set. [Get your tickets now!](http://www.ticketmaster.ie/artist/5242479?_ga=2.123132811.1872718434.1517842994-1603489818.1517499837) PARISH NOTICES: • join[** Paddy Power’s Rewards Club**](http://www.paddypower.com/) • get your shave on with our friends [**Cornerstone**, who are giving you £10 off your first order](https://www.cornerstone.co.uk/totally) GET IN TOUCH: • find us on **[Facebook](https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/)** • send us a [tweet: **@TheTotallyShow**](http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)
Feb 08, 2018
Karma, mystery tours and the Lepers v the Scoundrels
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Big decisions, big balls, big misses, big scorelines, big questions - there was a bit of everything in the Premier League and around Europe this weekend, and on your brand new Totally Football Show, AC Jimbo welcomes Michael Cox, Jack Lang and Julien Laurens to analyse it all. Specifically: RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: Neymar’s birthday bash (01m 00s) • PART 1b: When Harry met Salah: analysis of amazing draw at Anfield (02m 40s) • PART 2a: A new dawn at Arsenal, a bleak horizon for Everton (12m 45s) • PART 2b: Ademola Lookman at Leipzig; Michy Batshuayi at Dortmund (21m 00s) • PART 2c: Burnley hold City (25m 00s) • PART 3a: Ligue 1 and La Liga round-ups (30m 00s) • PART 3b: The third-most competitive title race in Europe; The Big Question; Championship update (35m 20s) • PART 3c: National League news; Non-League Mystery Tours; more from Middelfart (38m 00s) • PART 4: The best nicknames in football (43m 00s) • PART 5: The rest of the PL weekend (46m 00s) • PART 6: Paddy Power’s Movers and Shakers (56m 00s) • PART 7: The Big Answer and Adios (59m 20s) LIVE NEWS: • we’re live at **Vicar Street** in Dublin on **Monday 19 March**. Jimbo will be joined by James Horncastle, Julien Laurens and **Pat Nevin** - who’ll also be doing an exclusive DJ set. [Get your tickets now!](http://www.ticketmaster.ie/artist/5242479?_ga=2.123132811.1872718434.1517842994-1603489818.1517499837) PARISH NOTICES: • join [**Paddy Power’s Rewards Club**](http://www.paddypower.com/) • get your shave on with our friends [**Cornerstone**, who are giving you £10 off your first order](https://www.cornerstone.co.uk/totally) GET IN TOUCH: • find us on **[Facebook](https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/)** • send us a [tweet: **@TheTotallyShow**](http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)
Feb 05, 2018
Swoops, swaps and resurgent Swans
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The transfer window’s slammed shut, there were all sorts of shocks in the Premier League’s midweek games - and Liverpool host Spurs at the weekend. What else is on the minds of Jimbo, James Horncastle, Adam Hurrey, Michael Cox and our special guest Simon Wilson, a former big cheese at Man City and Sunderland?  This: RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: Spurs tear Man U apart (02m 25s) • PART 2a: Transfer window winners(10m 20s)  • PART 2b: Transfer window losers (20m 00s) • PART 2c: Adam’s transfer window jargon (22m 00s) • PART 3a: Resurgent Swans; Arsenal’s new line-up; Theo Walcott makes his mark at Everton (24m 10s) • PART 3b: Bournemouth stun Chelsea; Conte’s end game? (33m 00s) • PART 4: Announcements; Scandi-English puns; European round-up; African Nations nickname generator (40m 40s)   • PART 5: Liverpool v Spurs preview; the official Liverpool calendar (46m 40s) • PART 6: City v Burnley and the rest of the PL weekend (51m 10s) • PART 7: Paddy Power’s Movers and Shakers (61m 20s) • PART 8: Adios (64m 40s) LIVE NEWS: • we’re live at **Vicar Street in Dublin on Monday 19 March**. **Jimbo** will be joined by **James Horncastle**, **Julien Laurens** and **Pat Nevin** - who’ll also be doing an exclusive DJ set!  [Get your tickets now](http://www.ticketmaster.ie/artist/5242479?_ga=2.93722970.655224466.1517499838-1603489818.1517499837). CHARITY NEWS: • we’re delighted to be working with **Mind** and their new new campaign to raise awareness about mental health and get kids readings. Visit [**www.strikerboy.com**](http://www.strikerboy.com) to find out more. PARISH NOTICES: • join [**Paddy Power’s Rewards Club**](http://www.paddypower.com/) • get your shave on with [our friends **Cornerstone**, who are giving you £10 off your first order](https://www.cornerstone.co.uk/totally) GET IN TOUCH: • find us on [**Facebook**](https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/), where you’ll find video, photos and loads of other stuff: • send us a [tweet: **@TheTotallyShow**](http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)
Feb 01, 2018
FA cup levellers, Jurgen and Dave’s wild night out, and Middelfart memories
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After a cracking weekend in the FA Cup and a midweek round of Premier League games to come, your Totally Football team have plenty to chew over. Here’s what Jimbo, David Preece, Dr Tom Markham and Football 365’s Daniel Storey are discussing: RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: The Newcastle (non) takeover (01m 40s) • PART 1b: West Brom do Liverpool; Klopp and Wagner’s big night out; too much VAR? (04m 30s) • PART 2a: Newport head to Wembley; bravo, Coventry; Will Grigg fires Wigan in to the 5th round (15m 30s) • PART 2b: Leicester wallop the Posh; Carlos Kaiser (22m 00s) • PART 3a: That big Pat Nevin-based TFS announcement again; Spurs v Man U preview (28m 00s) • PART 3b: Memories of Middelfart; whatever happened to Martin Ødegaard?; Pietro Pellegri moves to Monaco; the rise of the super agent (32m 00s) • PART 4: Swansea v Arsenal and more PL previews (49m 10s) • PART 5: Tevez back at Boca; European round-up (60m 20s) • PART 6: FA Cup 4th round previews (47m 00s) • PART 7: Paddy Power’s Movers and Shakers (65m 00s) • PART 8: Adios (67m 30s) CHARITY NEWS: • we’re delighted to be working with [**Mind**](https://www.mind.org.uk/) to promote their new campaign raising awareness about mental health and getting kids readings. Visit [www.strikerboy.com](http://www.strikerboy.com/?gclid=CjwKCAiAqbvTBRAPEiwANEkyCN5ov68oMPJS-kXXkcpGmjiwqmGwUd8O9RRYCON6fXanCCutO5ClNxoCrk4QAvD_BwE) to find out more. PARISH NOTICES: • join [**Paddy Power’s Rewards Club**](http://www.paddypower.com/) • get your shave on with our friends [**Cornerstone**, who are giving you £10 off your first order](https://www.cornerstone.co.uk/totally) GET IN TOUCH: • check out our latest videos and keep up to date with quizzes and events on our **[Facebook](https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) page** • send us a [tweet: **@TheTotallyShow**](https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/)
Jan 29, 2018
Carlos the magician, the Phil Neville farrago, and Pep v Warnock at last
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On your all new, all singin’, all dancin’ Totally Football Show, James Richardson is joined by Michael Cox, James Horncastle and Julien Laurens to talk about Phil Neville, all the midweek football, and lookahead to the FA Cup 4th round RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1: Arsenal beat Chelsea and head to Wembley again; Dzeko unconvinced by Blues; Aubameyang in, Giroud out? (01m 10s) • PART 2: Signs of life for Swansea - but same ol’ Liverpool (09m 45s) • PART 3: Carrie Dunn on the Phil Neville fiasco (17m 00s) • PART 4: Pep v Warnock at last; who is Aymeric Laporte? (22m 00s) • PART 5a: A Big Announcement! (30m 30s) • PART 5b: Championship and Euro round-ups (36m 30s) • PART 5c: That Leeds crest (40m 00s) • PART 6: Nations League (42m 20s) • PART 7: FA Cup 4th round previews (47m 00s) • PART 8: FA Cup-sets with Paddy Power (58m 40s) • PART 9: Adios (61m 40s) LISTENING NEWS: • we’ve launched our new show, [Golazzo: The Totally Italian Football Show](https://itunes.apple.com/gb/podcast/golazzo-the-totally-italian-football-show/id1324498249?mt=2). Find it everywhere you get your podcasts, and subscribe NOW! PARISH NOTICES: • join [Paddy Power’s Rewards Club](http://www.paddypower.com/) • get your shave on with our friends [Cornerstone, who are giving you £10 off your first order](https://www.cornerstone.co.uk/totally) • we’re working with [**CALM**, the Campaign Against Living Miserably](https://www.thecalmzone.net/), who are dedicated to preventing male suicide. GET IN TOUCH: • find us on [Facebook](https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/), where you’ll find video, photos and loads of other stuff: • send us a [tweet: **@TheTotallyShow**](http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)
Jan 25, 2018
Gratuitous backheels, Alexis’ arboreal artistry, and the remarkably unremarkable Ashley Barnes
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On the latest episode of The Totally Football Show, James Richardson has Kelly Cates, Opta’s Duncan Alexander and Ian Irving from PL TV to dissect the weekend’s action, specifically… RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: The Big Question (01m 30s) • PART 1b: A cloud lifts over Arsenal (02m 20s) • PART 1c: Chelsea 4 - 0 Brighton; the Batshuayi paradox; Chelsea’s search for a Big Man Up Top (06m 00s) • PART 2: The Pep/Mou XI; Man C hammer Newcastle; Aguero’s perfect hat-trick (17m 30s) • PART 3: Watford’s managerial shake-up; cloning Big Sam (23m 10s) • PART 4a: Championship news; Sutton v Dagenham (36m 30s) • PART 4b: Euro round-up with Julien Laurens (38m 50s) • PART 4c: Memphis Depay; things you didn’t know about Alexis Sanchez (45m 45s • PART 6: Paddy Power’s Movers and Shakers (58m 40s) • PART 7: Adios, and the Big Answer (61m 30s) LISTENING NEWS: • we’ve launched our new show, [**Golazzo: The Totally Italian Football Show**](https://itunes.apple.com/gb/podcast/golazzo-the-totally-italian-football-show/id1324498249?mt=2).  Find it everywhere you get your podcasts, and subscribe NOW!  LIVE NEWS: • we’ll be at **Vicar Street in Dublin on Monday 19 March**, which is quite the way to come down from St Patrick’s Day. [Get your tickets here](http://bit.ly/2BolTDV). PARISH NOTICES: • join [**Paddy Power’s Rewards Club**](http://www.paddypower.com/) • get your shave on with our friends [**Cornerstone**, who are giving you £10 off your first order](https://www.cornerstone.co.uk/totally) GET IN TOUCH: • find us on [Facebook](https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/), where you’ll find video, photos and loads of other stuff: • send us a [tweet: **@TheTotallyShow**](http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)
Jan 22, 2018
Arsenal’s Diamond Eye, Sean Dyche’s protein fix, and requiem for Ronaldinho (and Phil Brown)
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On this episode of The Totally Football Show, James Richardson is joined by James Horncastle, Michael Cox and Matt Scott to discuss earthworms and Theo Walcott’s second act, and reminisce about Ronaldinho RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1: Sanchez to United, Walcott to Everton (01m 30s) • PART 2: Sean Dyche and the earthworms; Newcastle’s takeover hits the skids; Man City v Newcastle preview (again) (17m 50s) • PART 3: Beacons of hope for the bottom three (25m 00s) • PART 4a: Phil Brown out at Southend; Ryan Giggs in at Wales; Phil Neville to the Lionesses? (32m 10s) • PART 4b: Serie A; Neymar booed in 8-0 demolition of Dijon ; Ronaldinho retires(35m 50s) • PART 5: Chelsea VAR vexations; Andy Carroll angst; Brighton v Chelsea preview (47m 20s) • PART 5b: more PL previews; Pellegrini enters the last chance saloon; clinging to the Dele Alli narrative (51m 50s) • PART 6: Paddy Power’s Hotshot Jackpot (57m 20s) • PART 7: Adios (61m 00s) LISTENING NEWS: • we launched our new show, [**Golazzo: The Totally Italian Football Show**](https://itunes.apple.com/gb/podcast/golazzo-the-totally-italian-football-show/id1324498249?mt=2) this week.  Find it everywhere you get your podcasts, and subscribe NOW!  LIVE NEWS: • we’ll be at Vicar Street in Dublin on Monday 19 March, which is quite the way to come down from St Patrick’s Day. [Get your tickets here](http://bit.ly/2BolTDV). PARISH NOTICES: • join [Paddy Power’s Rewards Club](http://www.paddypower.com/) and download their Hotshot Jackpot app for free. • start trading at the [Football Index. Get started with £1000 with the promo code TOTALLY](https://trade.footballindex.co.uk/) • get your shave on with our friends [Cornerstone, who are giving you £10 off your first order](https://www.cornerstone.co.uk/totally) GET IN TOUCH: • find us on **[Facebook](https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/)**, where you’ll find video, photos and loads of other stuff: • [send us a tweet: **@TheTotallyShow**](http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)
Jan 18, 2018
Introducing Golazzo: The Totally Italian Football Show
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If there's not enough talk of Baggio, Maldini or Dario Hubner on The Totally Football Show, why not try our brand new podcast... Golazzo: The Totally Italian Football Show. On the first outing of our brand new podcast, AC Jimbo is joined by James Horncastle and Gabriele Marcotti to fill you in on why the Serie A title race is hotter than ever, and turn back the clock to May 1999 to relive a remarkable 5-4 win for Inter at Roma - a game featuring a who's who of 90s football icons (and Mikaël Silvestre) RUNNING ORDER • PART 1a: paper review (01m 00s) • PART 1b: Serie A returns from its winter break; Naughty Radja Nainggolan (03m 30s) • PART 2: Roma 4 - 5 Inter, May 1999 - and what happened next (09m 00s) • PART 3: More nostalgia; arrivederci (22m 30s) PARISH NOTICES • get your shave on with our friends [Cornerstone](https://www.cornerstone.co.uk/totally), who are giving you [£10 off your first order](https://www.cornerstone.co.uk/totally). GET IN TOUCH: • find us on [Facebook](https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow), where you’ll find video, photos and loads of other stuff. • send us a [tweet](https://twitter.com/TheTotallyShow): [@theTotallyShow](https://twitter.com/TheTotallyShow) • for sales and advertising email [sales@muddykneesmedia.com](mailto: sales@muddykneesmedia.com)
Jan 18, 2018
Klopp clips City’s wings, an apology to David Moyes, and the greatest Asian player of all time
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On the latest edition of The Totally Football Show, James Richardson is joined by Julien Laurens, Sasha Goryunov, PL TV’s Ian Irving, and Benji Lanyado from the Stop! Hammer Time podcast. Here’s what they’re chattin’ ‘bout… RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: French refereeing madness! (01m 20s) • PART 1b: Liverpool 4 - 3 City (04m 20s) • PART 2a: Arsenal in crisis (again) (17m 30s) • PART 2b: Paul Lambert in at Stoke (27m 00s) • PART 3: West Ham on fire and an apology for David Moyes (and Mark Noble); Dulwich Hamlet news (29m 00s) • PART 4: Crystal Palace love (38m 50s) • PART 5a: PSG (and FC Paris) news; Real Madrid on the rocks; the greatest Asian player ever (42m 30s) • PART 5b: Spurs 4 - 0 Everton; Big Sam’s feast of non-football (54m 30s) • PART 6: Conte’s lower lip; West Brom get their win; Watford’s dodgy draw and more on the VAR tantra (58m 40s) • PART 6b: a tribute to Cyrille Regis (64m 50s) • PART 7: Paddy Power’s Movers and Shaker (67m 00s) • PART 8: Adios (69m 20s) LIVE NEWS: • we’ll be at **Vicar Street in Dublin on Monday 19 March**, which is quite the way to come down from St Patrick’s Day. [Get your tickets here](http://bit.ly/2BolTDV). PARISH NOTICES: • join [**Paddy Power’s Rewards Club**](http://www.paddypower.com/) • start trading at the [**Football Index**. Get started with £1000 with the promo code TOTALLY](https://trade.footballindex.co.uk/) • get your shave on with our friends **Cornerstone**, who are giving you [£10 off your first order](https://www.cornerstone.co.uk/totally) GET IN TOUCH: • find us on [**Facebook**](https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/), where you’ll find video, photos and loads of other stuff: • send us a [**tweet**: @TheTotallyShow](http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)
Jan 15, 2018
The Bull of War, the caretaker manager bounce and the darts at Frimley Green
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On today’s super soaraway Totally Football Show, James Richardson is joined by Michael Cox, Football 365’s Daniel Storey and - making his debut - the New York Times’ Rory Smith. Here’s what the gang are chewing over RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1: League Cup look back; Bristol City love; Liverpool v City preview (02m 40s) • PART 2: Transfer news; Cenk Tosun; Tottenham v Everton; Spain’s answer to Pulisball (11m 55s) • PART 3: Chelsea v Leicester; Iwobi’s ‘unacceptable’ partying; (25m 25s) • PART 4: AVB out of the Dakar Rally; Shrewbury/Shroosbury; the Rooney Rule; the darts at Frimley Green; sporting nicknames (32m 5 0s) • PART 5: reviewing VAR’s first week; touchline bans; more PL previews; poor Renato Sanches (43m 05s) • PART 6: Paddy Power’s Hotshot Jackpot (57m 20s) • PART 7: Adios and the answer to Jimbo’s teaser (61m 00s) LIVE NEWS: • we’ll be at Vicar Street in Dublin on Monday 19 March 2018, which is quite the way to come down from St Patrick’s Day. [Get your tickets here.](http://bit.ly/2BolTDV) PARISH NOTICES: • join [Paddy Power’s Rewards Club](http://www.paddypower.com/) • start trading at the [Football Index](https://trade.footballindex.co.uk/). Get started with £1000 with the promo code TOTALLY • get your shave on with our friends **Cornerstone**, who are giving you [£10 off your first order](https://www.cornerstone.co.uk/totally) GET IN TOUCH: • find us on [Facebook](https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/), where you’ll find video, photos and loads of other stuff: • send us a [tweet: @TheTotallyShow](http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)
Jan 11, 2018
Arsenal fall in the Forest, Barcelona land Coutinho, and Team Conte v Team Mou
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On the latest edition of The Totally Football Show, James Richardson welcomes David Preece, Adam Hurrey and Rafa Honigstein to look back on a weekend of FA Cup shocks, an almighty managerial spat and one mega transfer. RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1: Forest 4 - 2 Arsenal (01m 10s) • PART 2: Mark Hughes sent to Coventry; Conte v Mou; the rest of the FA Cup (07m 30s) • PART 3: Alvaro Romeo on Coutinho to Barcelona (21m 30s) • PART 4: what next for Liverpool: another No 10, or a top class ‘keeper? (26m 40s) • PART 5: Bundesliga news, including Podolski’s kebab joint (38m 40s) • PART 6: Benevento get another win; the irresistible Ross Barkley project (46m 20s) • PART 7: Paddy Power’s Movers and Shakers (53m 00s) • PART 8: Adios (57m 00s) LIVE NEWS: • we’ll be at **Vicar Street in Dublin on Monday 19 March 2018**, which is quite the way to come down from St Patrick’s Day. [Get your tickets here](http://bit.ly/2BolTDV). PARISH NOTICES: • join [**Paddy Power**’s Rewards Club](http://www.paddypower.com/) • start trading at the [Football Index](https://trade.footballindex.co.uk/). Get started with £1000 with the promo code TOTALLY • get your shave on with our friends **Cornerstone**, who are giving you [£10 off your first order](https://www.cornerstone.co.uk/totally) GET IN TOUCH: • find us on [Facebook](https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/), where you’ll find video, photos and loads of other stuff: • send us a [tweet: @TheTotallyShow](http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)
Jan 08, 2018
The best game of the year, FA Cup weekend and Mark Hughes hangs on
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On your first Totally Football Show of the new year, James Richardson is joined by Michael Cox, James Horncastle and Matt Davies to put the Premier League to one side and say a big hello to the FA Cup  RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1: Arsenal 2 - 2 Chelsea; Morata’s misses; Cech pays the penalty (01m 30s) • PART 2: The Big Book o’ Commentary Cliches; Crystal Palace revival; the VAR tantra (13m 40s ) • PART 3: World Strongest Man; Fleetwood v Leicester; the Strawbs v the Hammers; Mou’s misery; FA Cup previews (24m 40s) • PART 4: The precarious life of a Nottingham Forest manager; Liverpool v Everton and more FA Cup previews (35m 20s) • PART 5: Benevento’s historic win and the ballad of Kevin Lasagna (44m 45s) • PART 6: Stoke! (53m 10s) • PART 7: FA Cup-sets with Lee Price from Paddy Power (56m 30s)    • PART 8: Adios (with added darts chat) (58m 05s) LIVE NEWS: • we’ll be at **Vicar Street in Dublin on Monday 19 March 2018**, which is quite the way to come down from St Patrick’s Day. [Get your tickets here](http://bit.ly/2BolTDV). PARISH NOTICES: • join [**Paddy Power’s Rewards Club**](http://www.paddypower.com/) • start trading at the **[Football Index](https://trade.footballindex.co.uk/)**. Get started with £1000 with the promo code TOTALLY • get your shave on with our friends **Cornerstone**, who are giving you [£10 off your first order](https://www.cornerstone.co.uk/totally) GET IN TOUCH: • find us on [Facebook](https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/), where you’ll find video, photos and loads of other stuff: • [send us a tweet: **@TheTotallyShow**](http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)
Jan 04, 2018
Calendar year records, the return of Tony Pulis and is VVD VFM?
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On your your final **Totally Football Show** of the calendar year, **James Richardson** is joined by **Michael Cox**, **Rafa Honigstein** and **Julien Laurens** for a bit of reflection and, indeed, projection **_RUNNING ORDER:_** • PART 1: Virgil Van Dyke transfer; Pulis to Boro; Carvalhal to Swansea (01m 30s) • PART 2: Harry Kane, Coutinho and the PL Xmas winners (09m 30s ) • PART 3: Swansea, Man U and the PL Xmas losers (23m 15s) • PART 4: European round-up; transfer rumours (31m 00s) • PART 5: PL previews (44m 00s) • PART 6: More 2017 footballing highs and lows; World’s Strong Man (57m 40s) • PART 7: Paddy Power’s Hotshot Jackpot (64m 50s) • PART 8: Adios (68m 15s) **_LIVE NEWS:_** • we’ll be at Vicar Street in Dublin on Monday 19 March 2018, which is quite the way to come down from St Patrick’s Day. [Get your tickets here](http://bit.ly/2BolTDV). **_PARISH NOTICES:_** • join **Paddy’s Rewards Club** and [find out more](http://www.paddypower.com/) about **Paddy’s Hotshot Jackpot** • start trading at the [**Football Index**](https://trade.footballindex.co.uk/). Get started with £1000 with the promo code TOTALLY • get your shave on with our friends **Cornerstone**, who are giving you[£10 off your first order](https://www.cornerstone.co.uk/totally) _**GET IN TOUCH:**_ • find us on [**Facebook**](https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/), where you’ll find video, photos and loads of other stuff: •[send us a tweet: **@theTotallyShow**](http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)
Dec 28, 2017
Bristol City hit the big time, Clasico chat, Tom Ince v Saido Berahino, and the Doucouré imperative
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On your pre-Christmas edition of **The Totally Football Show**, **James Richardson** is joined by **Michael Cox**, **James Horncastle** and Opta’s **Duncan Alexander**. Here’s what’s made our list… **_RUNNING ORDER:_** • PART 1: Bristol City beat Man U; Arsenal v Liverpool preview (01m 40s) • PART 2: Everton v Chelsea; inclement times at Swansea (09m 05s) • PART 3: Guillem Balague on the Clasico and more (22m 05s) • PART 4: West Ham v Newcastle; Burnley v Spurs (32m 50s) • PART 5: Billy Beane at Barnsley; European round-up (42m 20s) • PART 6: 2017 highs and lows; more PL previews (53m 20s) • PART 7: Paddy Power’s Hotshot Jackpot (62m 10s) • PART 8: A final stat and farewells (65m 15s) _**LIVE NEWS:**_ • we’ll be at **Vicar Street in Dublin on Monday 19 March 2018**, which is quite the way to come down from St Patrick’s Day. [Tickets here](http://bit.ly/2BolTDV). _**PARISH NOTICES:**_ • join **Paddy’s Rewards Club** and [find out more](http://www.paddypower.com/) about **Paddy’s Hotshot Jackpot** • start trading at the [Football Index](https://trade.footballindex.co.uk/). Get started with £1000 with the promo code **TOTALLY** • get your shave on with our friends Cornerstone, who are giving you [£10 off your first order](https://www.cornerstone.co.uk/totally) _**GET IN TOUCH**_ • find us on [Facebook](https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/), where you’ll find video, photos and loads of other stuff • send us a [tweet: @TheTotallyShow](http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)
Dec 21, 2017
The Moyes metamorphosis, an interesting man called Sven and dog walking in the Carpathian mountains
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On your brand new edition of **The Totally Football Show**, **James Richardson** welcomes **Chris Powell** to the pod alongside **Iain Macintosh** and PLTV’s **Ian Irving**. Here’s what’s on the agenda: **_RUNNING ORDER:_** • PART 1: City swot aside Spurs; Ederson love; Pep’s new contract (01m 30s)  • PART 2: Palace on the up; the Moyes effect (11m 00s)  • PART 3: Scotland, Germany, Italy; Sven; Kaka (22m 00s)  • PART 4: Life after Ozil/Sanchez at Arsenal; Watford’s wobble (30m 00s)  • PART 5: Sunderland’s win at home at last; Q & A (50m 2 0s)  • PART 6: Paddy Power’s Movers and Shakers (61m 00s)  • PART 7: Farewells (64m 00s) **_LIVE NEWS:_** • we’ll be at Vicar Street in Dublin on Monday 19 March 2018, which is quite the way to come down from St Patrick’s Day. [Get your tickets here](http://bit.ly/2BolTDV):  **_PARISH NOTICES:_** • join **[Paddy’s Rewards Club](http://www.paddypower.com)** and find out more about Paddy’s Hotshot Jackpot  • get your shave on with our friends Cornerstone, who are giving you [£10 off your first order](https://www.cornerstone.co.uk/totally) **_GET IN TOUCH:_** • find us on [Facebook](https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/), where you’ll find video, photos and loads of other stuff:   • [send us a tweet](http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow):
Dec 18, 2017
Recency bias, Revel-ations and the Rooney contradiction
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On the latest edition of the **The Totally Football Show**, **James Richardson** is joined by **Michael Cox**, **James Horncastle** and A**dam Hurrey** to reflect on City’s record-breaking win at Swansea and wonder how they would fare against the greatest teams in history. And there’s plenty more: **_RUNNING ORDER:_**  • PART 1: Pep and City make history; sensational Silva (01m 00s) • PART 2: City v Spurs preview; Revels (12m 45s)  • PART 3: Big Sam, Uncle Roy and Proper Managers (19m 40s)  • PART 4: European chat and the GDP-per-capita Clasico (30m 45s)  • PART 5: Hughes on the brink; Mou’s MO; Okazaki (43m 10s) • PART 6: Burnley up high (56m 30s)  • PART 7: Paddy Power’s Hotshot Jackpot picks (59m 30s) **_LIVE NEWS:_**  • we’ll be at Vicar Street in Dublin on Monday 19 March 2018, which is quite the way to come down from St Patrick’s Day. [Tickets here](http://bit.ly/2BolTDV). **_PARISH NOTICES:_** • join **Paddy’s Rewards Club** and [find out more](http://www.paddypower.com) about **Paddy’s Hotshot Jackpot** • start trading at the **[Football Index](https://trade.footballindex.co.uk).** Getstarted with £1000 with the promo code TOTALLY • fancy some beer from our pals at **Beer 52**? Head to [http://www.beer52.com/tfs](http://www.beer52.com/tfs) and enter the offer code TFS • get your shave on with our friends **Cornerstone**, who are giving you [£10 off your first order](https://www.cornerstone.co.uk/totally): **_GET IN TOUCH_** • find us on [Facebook](https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/), where you’ll find video, photos and loads of other stuff  • send us a tweet: [@TheTotallyShow](http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)
Dec 14, 2017
City out of sight, West Ham win at last, and Arsenal off to Ostersunds
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On your new Totally Football Show, James Richardson is joined by Rafa Honigstein, Football 365’s Daniel Storey and - because everyone needs a top Belgian in their ranks - Kristof Terreur to look back on City’s derby win, Liverpool’s derby balls-up, the Champions League draw and all the excitement across the continent. And Mexico. • PART 1: Manchester derby; Lukaku; Mou’s soiled jacket (02m 15s) • PART 2: Liverpool derby; rotation; Big Sam (13m 45s) • PART 3: Champions League draw reaction (24m 30s) • PART 4: West Ham win at last; more PL (36m 00s) • PART 5: Stoke, OGs; Belgium’s Golden Generation (44m 30s) • PART 6: MLS, Liga MX, Bundesliga, Europa League (56m 00s) • PART 7: Paddy Power’s Movers and Shakers (63m 20s) PARISH NOTICES: • join Paddy’s Rewards Club at http://www.paddypower.com • fancy some craft beer from our pals at Beer 52? Head to http://www.beer52.com/tfs and enter the offer code TFS • get your shave on with our friends Cornerstone, who are giving you £10 off your first order:  https://www.cornerstone.co.uk/totally • Dublin - get ready. We’re headed your way in March 2018! GET IN TOUCH: • find us on Facebook, where you’ll find video, photos and loads of other stuff:  https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/ • send us a tweet:  @thetotallyshow
Dec 11, 2017
Zorro and joy in the Champions League, fear of the Big Sam and barge haulers on the Volga
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On your brand new Totally Football Show, James Richardson is joined by Michael Cox, James Horncastle, Julien Laurens and Sasha Goryunov to assess the conclusion of the Champions League group stage and look ahead to two cracking derbies in the Premier League this weekend (three if you include West Ham v Chelsea) • PART 1: Liverpool 7 - 0 Spartak; CL review (01m 10s) • PART 2: Merseyside derby preview (10m 50s) • PART 3: Manchester derby preview (17m 15s) • PART 4: West Ham v Chelsea; Eden Hazard discussion (23m 20s) • PART 5: PSG’s mini-crisis; Serie A update (30m 00s) • PART 6: Russia: World Cup (dis)interest, tourism, history (43m 20s) • PART 7: Leonid Slutsky sacked by Hull; more PL previews (51m 00s) • PART 8: Paddy Power’s Hotshot Jackpot (63m 20s) • PART 9: Inter Bells (67m 00s) PARISH NOTICES: • join Paddy’s Rewards Club and find out more about Paddy’s Hotshot Jackpot: http://www.paddypower.com • get your shave on with our friends Cornerstone, who are giving you £10 off your first order:  https://www.cornerstone.co.uk/totally • we’re working with CALM, the Campaign Against Living Miserably, who are dedicated to preventing male suicide. Find out more: https://www.thecalmzone.net/ GET IN TOUCH: • find us on Facebook, where you’ll find video, photos and loads of other stuff:  https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/ • send us a tweet:  @thetotallyshow
Dec 07, 2017
United’s best De Gea day yet, the World Cup draw, and Benevento’s last-minute miracle
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Today on The Totally Football Show, James Richardson welcomes David Preece, Iain Macintosh and our latest newbie Tom Williams from AFP to look back on a scintillating weekend in the Premier League. There's also reaction to the World Cup draw, and round-ups from around Europe. PART 1: Benevento and goalscoring keepers chat (01m 20s) PART 2: Arsenal v Man U and De Gea magnificence (07m 20s) PART 3: World Cup draw reaction (17m 45s) PART 4: Liverpool spank Brighton, Everton’s Big Sam bounce (30m 00s) PART 5: Man City - the end of level boss; and rest of the PL (35m 50s) PART 6: Serie A and Ligue 1 round-up, and nightclub lies (46m 20s) PART 7: La Liga round-up - with added woof - from Laure James (54m 30s) PART 8: MLS (58m 50s) PART 9: Paddy Power’s Movers and Shakers (61m 20s) PARISH NOTICES: • join Paddy’s Rewards Club: http://www.paddypower.com • get your shave on with our friends Cornerstone, who are giving you £10 off your first order:  https://www.cornerstone.co.uk/totally • we’re working with CALM, the Campaign Against Living Miserably, who are dedicated to preventing male suicide. Find out more: https://www.thecalmzone.net/ GET IN TOUCH: • find us on Facebook, where you’ll find video, photos and loads of other stuff:  https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/ • send us a tweet:  @thetotallyshow
Dec 04, 2017
Rejuvenated Rooney, Sterling and Salah strike again, and presumptuous Pep talks
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On today’s Totally Football Show, James Richardson is joined by his BT Sport BFF’s James Horncastle and Julien Laurens to look back on a sumptuous midweek round in the Premier League and ahead to some crackers at home and abroad. • PART 1: Everton, Big Sam; West Ham woes (01m 45s) • PART 2: Man U v Watford; more great goals (13m 30s) • PART 3: AVB's midlife crisis; Serie A chat (19m 20s) • PART 4: Salah v Sterling ; City’s sturdiness (30m 00s) • PART 5: MLS and Ligue 1 (40m 45s) • PART 6: More PL previews (45m 15s) • PART 7: Arsenal v Man U preview (51m 20s) • PART 8: Paddy Power’s Hotshot Jackpot picks (57m 50s) PARISH NOTICES: • join Paddy’s Rewards Club: http://www.paddypower.com • get your shave on with our friends Cornerstone, who are giving you £10 off your first order:  https://www.cornerstone.co.uk/totally • we’re working with CALM, the Campaign Against Living Miserably, who are dedicated to preventing male suicide. Find out more: https://www.thecalmzone.net/ GET IN TOUCH: • find us on Facebook, where you’ll find video, photos and loads of other stuff:  https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/ • send us a tweet:  @thetotallyshow
Nov 30, 2017
Everton’s non-holistic approach, the Hertfordshire Globetrotters and a derby for the ages
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On your brand new Totally Football Show, James Richardson is joined by Michael Cox, Football 365’s Daniel Storey and our very own Iain Macintosh for the hot take on all the goings-on in the games in the Premier League and around Europe. We start with Liverpool’s 1-1 draw with Chelsea, the main beneficiaries of which appear to be Arsenal, who have taken their customary spot of fourth in the table after beating Burnley in typically controversial circumstances. Elsewhere, we commend Huddersfield for making life hard for City and wonder if Nou Mou can beat Old Mou when Watford host United on Wednesday. Oh, and we wonder what it’s going to take for Everton to get out of this tailspin. All of that plus: Eagles v Seagulls; Rafa Honigstein on Dortmund’s spectacular derby with Schalke; and Montella axed by AC Milan. LIVE EVENT NEWS: • If you’re going to our London live show on Wednesday 29 November at the Indigo at the O2, please use #TFSLIVE for your questions. There are prizes to be won as Jimbo, Rafa Honigstein, Iain Macintosh, Producer Ben are joined by our very special guest Kevin Bridges: http://bit.ly/2wmBaiW PARISH NOTICES: • Muddy Knees Media is hiring! http://bit.ly/2ACmvWI • join Paddy’s Rewards Club: http://www.paddypower.com • get your shave on with our friends Cornerstone, who are giving you £10 off your first order:  https://www.cornerstone.co.uk/totally • we’re working with CALM, the Campaign Against Living Miserably, who are dedicated to preventing male suicide. Find out more: https://www.thecalmzone.net/ GET IN TOUCH: • find us on Facebook, where you’ll find video, photos and loads of other stuff:  https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/ • send us a tweet:  @thetotallyshow
Nov 27, 2017
Liverpool’s unwanted threesome and Darren Fletcher’s pearly whites
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On the latest edition of The Totally Football Show, James Richardson is joined by his BT Goals Show buds James Horncastle and Julien Laurens and Michael ‘The Mixer’ Cox to review a cracking midweek in the Champions League and look ahead to the weekend’s big games in the Premier League and around Europe. Where better to start than Liverpool, who somehow contrived to draw 3-3 at Sevilla despite being three up after 30 minutes. How will they fare at home to Chelsea, fresh - or not - from their 6000 mile round trip to Qarabag? Elsewhere in the Premier League, David Moyes gets a chance to underwhelm West Ham’s home fans, Huddersfield look to shock Man City, and Saido Berahino faces the opponents against whom he last scored...two years ago. Plus: another milestone for Darren Fletcher; top of the table clashes in Ligue 1 and La Liga; and can Megson be the new Dyche? LIVE EVENT NEWS: • There’s less than a week to go until our London live show on Wednesday 29 November at the Indigo at the O2. Join 90s icon Jimbo, Rafa Honigstein, Iain Macintosh, Producer Ben and our very special guest Kevin Bridges: http://bit.ly/2wmBaiW PARISH NOTICES: • join Paddy’s Rewards Club: http://www.paddypower.com • get your shave on with our friends Cornerstone, who are giving you £10 off your first order:  https://www.cornerstone.co.uk/totally GET IN TOUCH: • find us on Facebook, where you’ll find video, photos and loads of other stuff:  https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/ • send us a tweet:  @thetotallyshow
Nov 23, 2017
Pulis P45-ed, narrative busters and Dulwich Hamlet’s Toilets Opposite Stand
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On your brand new Totally Football Show, AC Jimbo welcomes debutants Benji Lanyado and Ian Irving to the studio alongside TFS stalwart Iain Macintosh as we travel from the real Premier League to the Bostik Premier League and cover (almost) everything in-between. First up, the North London derby. Why has it taken until late-November for the Gunners to play like this - and why do Spurs continually come up short against the other title contenders away from home? Elsewhere, we marvel at the brilliance of Leroy Sane, Paul Pogba, Eden Hazard and Mo Salah as City, United, Chelsea and Liverpool all registered impressive wins. Next, we try to act surprised that West Ham’s David Moyes era got off to a shocker at Watford, and wonder where in the wide world of football Tony Pulis will pop up next. Plus: everything you ever wanted to know about sponsoring Dulwich Hamlet; Chris Coleman stands on the edge of a cliff at Sunderland; and close but still no points for Benevento. LIVE EVENT NEWS: • There’s just a week to go until our London live show on Wednesday 29 November at the Indigo at the O2, and not that many tickets left, either. Kevin Bridges is our very special guest. Join him and Jimbo, Rafa Honigstein, Iain Macintosh and Producer Ben live in London: http://bit.ly/2wmBaiW PARISH NOTICES: • get your shave on with our friends Cornerstone, who are giving you £10 off your first order:  https://www.cornerstone.co.uk/totally • Save Dulwich Hamlet! https://www.justgiving.com/crowdfunding/savedulwichhamlet • Find out more about Benji’s company PicFair, proud sponsors of Dulwich Hamlet (and their Toilets Opposite Stand): https://www.picfair.com/ • and get your vote on at the FSF Awards. All sorts of categories, all sorts of awkwardness: http://bit.ly/2yy6a0s GET IN TOUCH: • find us on Facebook, where you’ll find video, photos and loads of other stuff:  https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/ • send us a tweet:  @thetotallyshow
Nov 20, 2017
Fragrant encounters, 90s icons and fax machines
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It’s an eclectic line-up for this episode of the Totally Football Show, with AC Jimbo joined in the pod by James Horncastle, Michael Cox, football finance expert Dr Tom Markham and former Monaco sporting director, Tor-Kristian Karlsen. We begin by wrapping up the events of the international break, with World Cup joy for Denmark, Sweden, Australia and Peru, tears for Ireland and Italy, and - perhaps most shockingly of all - signs of life from England in their two (goalless) glamour friendlies. After that post mortem, we turn our attention to the return of the Premier League, where the North London derby takes centre stage this weekend, hotly followed by the first meeting in a decade for José Mourinho and Rafa Benitez, and, just as excitingly, David Moyes’ debut in the West Ham dugout. Plus: a big Serie A preview; the World Crap; and a requiem for the fax machine. LIVE EVENT NEWS: • Just a fortnight to go until our London live show on Wednesday 29 November, and not that many tickets left, either. Kevin Bridges is our very special guest. Join him and Jimbo, Rafa Honigstein, Iain Macintosh and Producer Ben at the O2 Indigo: http://bit.ly/2wmBaiW PARISH NOTICES: • get your shave on with our friends Cornerstone, who are giving you £10 off your first order:  https://www.cornerstone.co.uk/totally • and get your vote on at the FSF Awards. All sorts of categories, all sorts of awkwardness: http://bit.ly/2yy6a0s GET IN TOUCH: • find us on Facebook, where you’ll find video, photos and loads of other stuff:  https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/ • send us a tweet:  @thetotallyshow
Nov 16, 2017
End of the road for Northern Ireland, end of the nightmare for Blackpool, and why Silva is gold
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AC Jimbo welcomes James Horncastle, David Preece and Duncan Alexander to the pod for an international edition of the The Totally Football Show in which we lament the poor refereeing decision that ultimately cost Northern Ireland a place at Russia 2018 and wonder whether Italy will show up in their return leg against Sweden. They might need to. Also up for discussion: reassessing David Silva; brighter days ahead for Blackpool; and a taste of the Opta quiz. LIVE EVENT NEWS: • Get your tickets for our upcoming London live show on Wednesday 29 November. Kevin Bridges is our very special guest. Join Kevin and Jimbo, Rafa, Iain Macintosh and Producer Ben at the O2 Indigo: http://bit.ly/2wmBaiW PARISH NOTICES: • Christine Seddon from the Blackpool Supporters’ Trust mentioned the Fans Not Numbers campaign. Get involved here: http://bit.ly/2eFCqKz • get your shave on with our friends Cornerstone, who are giving you £10 off your first order:  https://www.cornerstone.co.uk/totally • and get your vote on at the FSF Awards. All sorts of categories, all sorts of awkwardness: http://bit.ly/2yy6a0s GET IN TOUCH: • find us on Facebook, where you’ll find video, photos and loads of other stuff:  https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/ • send us a tweet: @thetotallyshow
Nov 13, 2017
An ode to Pirlo, racketeering, and a big beautiful German man
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AC Jimbo is joined by Matt Scott, Rafa Honigstein, and Michael Cox for your brand new Totally Football Show, where we’re busy looking ahead to the friendly between England B and Germany, and far more important World Cup qualifiers such as Denmark v Ireland, Sweden v Italy and New Zealand’s double-header with Peru. Also on our menu: Pirlo retires; West Ham’s appointment of David Moyes; the FIFA trail begins; Amy Lawrence’s fab new Arsenal doc; and some of the worst pronunciation of Greek names you’ll ever here. LIVE EVENT NEWS: • thanks to everyone who came to see us kick off the Totally World Tour in Birmingham last night: https://www.instagram.com/p/BbRjnNCA_FR/?taken-at=227933296 • Next stop: London on Wednesday 29 November, where Kevin Bridges is our very special guest. Join Kevin and Jimbo, Rafa, Iain Macintosh and Producer Ben at the O2 Indigo: http://bit.ly/2wmBaiW PARISH NOTICES: • pre-order Rafa’s new book on Jurgen Klopp: http://amzn.eu/ijRYCxA • read Matt’s proper journalism: http://bit.ly/2jc0JS3 
 • 89: https://www.facebook.com/89thefilm/ • get your shave on with our friends Cornerstone, who are giving you £10 off your first order:  https://www.cornerstone.co.uk/totally • we’re working with CALM, the Campaign Against Living Miserably, who are dedicated to preventing male suicide. Find out more: https://www.thecalmzone.net/ GET IN TOUCH: • find us on Facebook, where you’ll find video, photos and loads of other stuff:  https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/ • send us a tweet: @thetotallyshow
Nov 09, 2017
City sensational (again), Bilic sacked (at last) and Seagulls soar (of course)
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Football 365’s Daniel Storey makes his long-awaited debut on The Totally Football Show as he joins AC Jimbo, Iain Macintosh and Sasha Goryunov to marvel yet again at City, who put Arsenal to the sword and left United, Chelsea and Spurs in their dust. Elsewhere, Liverpool’s 4-1 win at the London Stadium meant it was Slaven Bilic’s turn to exit stage left. Also up for discussion: Celtic make history; Northern Ireland on the brink of the World Cup; and why you should never cross a seagull LIVE EVENT NEWS: • we’re looking forward to seeing you in Birmingham on Wednesday for our first live show. Still some tickets left:  http://bit.ly/2fkzsb7  • Kevin Bridges is our very special guest as Jimbo, Rafa Honigstein, Iain Macintosh and Producer Ben head to the O2 Indigo on Wednesday 29 November. Make sure you don’t miss out: http://bit.ly/2wmBaiW GET IN TOUCH: • send us a tweet: @thetotallyshow • find us on Facebook, where you’ll find video, photos and loads of other stuff:  https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/ PARISH NOTICES: • get yourself a copy of Daniel’s book - a great read and an even better cause: http://bit.ly/2uftUUf • get your shave on with our friends Cornerstone, who are giving you £10 off your first order:  https://www.cornerstone.co.uk/totally • we’re working with CALM, the Campaign Against Living Miserably, who are dedicated to preventing male suicide. Find out more: https://www.thecalmzone.net/
Nov 06, 2017
Tottenham’s Champions League coming of age, chickens, and Comic Sans
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On your band new Totally Football Show, AC Jimbo is joined by James Horncastle, Michael Cox and Julien Laurens to review another excellent midweek in the Champions League featuring two stunning performances by Spurs and Man City and a stunningly inept performance by Chelsea. Will Tottenham follow up their win against Real Madrid with defeat at home to Palace? Can City continue their exceptional start Arsenal visit the Etihad? And who will do the more shushing when Conte and Mou clash on the touchline as Chelsea face Man U? Also on our agenda: Sunderland hunt for yet another new manager; the problem with Comic Sans; and Joe Allen - he ain’t no chicken. LIVE EVENT NEWS: • The Totally Football Totally Live Totally World Tour kicks off in Birmingham next week. Jules, James H and Iain Macintosh will be joining Jimbo and Producer Ben on stage at the Glee Club on Wednesday 8 November.  There might be singing too. Get your tickets here:  http://bit.ly/2fkzsb7  • Kevin Bridges is our very special guest as Jimbo, Rafa Honigstein, Iain and Ben head to the O2 Indigo on Wednesday 29 November. Make sure you don’t miss out: http://bit.ly/2wmBaiW GET IN TOUCH: • send us a tweet: @thetotallyshow • find us on Facebook, where you’ll find video, photos and loads of other stuff:  https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/ PARISH NOTICES: • it’s an especially good episode of The Totally Football League Show this week, all about the birth of AFC Wimbledon: https://t.co/DigC42eVYz • get your shave on with our friends Cornerstone, who are giving you £10 off your first order:  https://www.cornerstone.co.uk/totally • we’re working with CALM, the Campaign Against Living Miserably, who are dedicated to preventing male suicide. Find out more: https://www.thecalmzone.net/
Nov 02, 2017
England's golden summer and fifty shades of Demarai Gray
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On the latest episode of The Totally Football Show, AC Jimbo has Iain Macintosh, Rafa Honigstein and C4 News sports reporter and general polymath Jordan Jarrett-Bryan for company to look back on a triumphant weekend in the Premier League and far, far beyond. We discuss Man United’s victory over a Harry Kane-less Tottenham and ask what sort of challenge Spurs will put up when Real come to town in the Champions League? Plus, we turn out attention to Crystal Palace’s dramatic draw against West Ham, and analyse Claude Puel’s surprisingly entertaining start for Leicester against hapless Everton. And of course, there are World Champions to celebrate. We hear from Football 365’s Daniel Storey after England won the U17 World Cup to cap off a remarkable few months for the Three Lions. LIVE EVENT NEWS: • The Totally Football Totally Live Totally World Tour kicks off in Birmingham next month. Julien Laurens, James Horncastle and Iain Macintosh will be joining Jimbo and Producer Ben on stage at the Glee Club on Wednesday 8 November.  There might be singing too. Get your tickets here: http://bit.ly/2fkzsb7  • Kevin Bridges - y’know, the comedian - is our very special guest as Jimbo, Rafa Honigstein, Iain and Ben head to the O2 Indigo on Wednesday 29 November. Make sure you don’t miss out: http://bit.ly/2wmBaiW GET IN TOUCH: • send us a tweet: @thetotallyshow • find us on Facebook, where you’ll find video, photos and loads of other stuff:  https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/ PARISH NOTICES: • want to hear more red hot soccer chat, but focusing on the Championship and League One and Two? The Totally Football League Show is out every Tuesday: https://audioboom.com/channel/the-totally-football-league-show • want to hear more of Jordan? His Football Fans Podcast lives here: https://audioboom.com/channel/the-football-fans-podcast • get your shave on with our friends Cornerstone, who are giving you £10 off your first order:  https://www.cornerstone.co.uk/totally • we’re working with CALM, the Campaign Against Living Miserably, who are dedicated to preventing male suicide. Find out more: https://www.thecalmzone.net/
Oct 30, 2017
The return of Whispering Claude and friends forced to fight against each other
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On today’s Totally Football Show, Iain Macintosh, James Horncastle and Carrie Dunn join AC Jimbo in the pod to ponder West Ham’s remarkable(ish) comeback in the League Cup, Leicester’s shock(ish) appointment of Claude Puel, and some tasty(ish) encounters in the Premier League. Next up, we applaud the progress of the England U17s as they reach the World Cup final in India. But while Carrie fills us in on the positive news about the growth women’s game, James H has only bad things to say about events off the field in Italy. Finally, there’s some hot chat about a Star Trek-like encounter at Liverpool, and a fair bit of Luton Town- and Ardiles era Tottenham-tinged nostalgia. Ask your parents, kids. LIVE EVENT NEWS: • The Totally Football Totally Live Totally World Tour kicks off in Birmingham next month. Julien Laurens, James Horncastle and Iain Macintosh will be joining Jimbo and Producer Ben on stage at the Glee Club on Wednesday 8 November.  There might be singing too. Get your tickets here:  http://bit.ly/2fkzsb7  • Kevin Bridges - y’know, the comedian - is our very special guest as Jimbo, Rafa Honigstein, Iain and Ben head to the O2 Indigo on Wednesday 29 November. Make sure you don’t miss out: http://bit.ly/2wmBaiW GET IN TOUCH: • send us a tweet: @thetotallyshow • find us on Facebook, where you’ll find video, photos and loads of other stuff:  https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/ PARISH NOTICES: • want to hear more red hot soccer chat, but focusing on the Championship and League One and Two? Behold - it’s The Totally Football League Show: https://audioboom.com/channel/the-totally-football-league-show • want to hear more of Carrie, but this time talking about wrasslin’? She joins Producer Ben on the Parts Unknown wrestling podcast: https://www.acast.com/partsunknown • get your shave on with our friends Cornerstone, who are giving you £10 off your first order:  https://www.cornerstone.co.uk/totally • we’re working with CALM, the Campaign Against Living Miserably, who are dedicated to preventing male suicide. Find out more: https://www.thecalmzone.net/
Oct 26, 2017
Koeman and Everton consciously uncouple - is Bilic next for the chop?
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On today’s Totally Football Show, AC Jimbo is joined by Michael Cox, Leroy Rosenior and comedian Matt Forde to look back on what could prove to be a pivotal weekend in the Premier League. Arsenal’s 5-2 demolition of Everton turned out to be the final straw as the Toffees finally dispensed with the services of Ronald Koeman. Elsewhere, Dejan Lovren and Victor Lindelof put on two of the worst defensive displays, like, *ever* as Tottenham hammered Liverpool 4-1 and Huddersfield shocked Manchester United. Meanwhile, West Ham and Stoke sunk further into relegation trouble. Also on our agenda: Mezut Özil’s eyes; Boufal’s worldy; and the reinvention of Tom Cleverley. LIVE EVENT NEWS: • The Totally Football Totally Live Totally World Tour kicks off in Birmingham next month. Julien Laurens, James Horncastle and Iain Macintosh will be joining Jimbo and Producer Ben on stage at the Glee Club on Wednesday 8 November.  Get your tickets here:  http://bit.ly/2fkzsb7  • Kevin Bridges - yes, the Kevin Bridges - will be joining Jimbo, Rafa Honigstein, Iain and Ben at the O2 Indigo on Wednesday 29 November. Make sure you don’t miss out: http://bit.ly/2wmBaiW GET IN TOUCH: • send us a tweet: @thetotallyshow • find us on Facebook, where you’ll find video, photos and loads of other stuff:  https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/ PARISH NOTICES: • get your shave on with our friends Cornerstone, who are giving you £10 off your first order:  https://www.cornerstone.co.uk/totally • we’re working with CALM, the Campaign Against Living Miserably, who are dedicated to preventing male suicide. Find out more: https://www.thecalmzone.net/
Oct 23, 2017
Liverpool in the goals, the FA in the dock and bad juju in West Brom
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On your brand new Totally Football Show, AC Jimbo is joined by Michael Cox, Julien Laurens and James Horncastle to review a full throttle midweek in the Champions League and elsewhere. We begin with Liverpool, who warmed up for their trip to Wembley and a clash with Spurs with a 7-0 spanking of Maribor in what was another fine European week for the English sides. Next, Carrie Dunn joins us to discuss the FA, whose shameful handling of Eni Aluko affair was this week made embarrassingly public. Also up for discussion: Pamela Anderson’s latest flame; the Rolling Stones help out PSG; and the curse of the Baggies LIVE EVENT NEWS: • The Totally Football Totally Live Totally World Tour kicks off in Birmingham next month. Julien, James H and Iain Macintosh will be joining Jimbo and Producer Ben on stage at the Glee Club on Wednesday 8 November.  Get your tickets here: http://bit.ly/2fkzsb7  • Kevin Bridges - yes, the Kevin Bridges - will be joining Jimbo, Rafa Honigstein, Iain and Ben on stage at the O2 Indigo on Wednesday 29 November. Make sure you don’t miss out: http://bit.ly/2wmBaiW PARISH NOTICES: • get your shave on with our friends Cornerstone, who are giving you £10 off your first order:  https://www.cornerstone.co.uk/totally • we’re working with CALM, the Campaign Against Living Miserably, who are dedicated to preventing male suicide. Find out more: https://www.thecalmzone.net/ GET IN TOUCH: • send us a tweet: @thetotallyshow • find us on Facebook, where you’ll find videos, photos and loads of other stuff:  https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/
Oct 19, 2017
Stoke enter City’s seventh circle of swell
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On today’s edition of The Totally Football Show, James Richardson is joined by Rafa Honigstein, Kelly Cates and David Preece to analyse a stonking weekend in the Premier League and beyond. City were simply sensational against Stoke - but can they do it against Napoli on (a rainy) Tuesday (night)? Crystal Palace finally got their first win - but can Mr Roy build on this momentum? And Spurs beat Bournemouth at Wembley - but can they do the business against Real Madrid at the Bernabéu? Also up for discussion: Bayern turn back the clock; Icardi wins the Milan derby; and a remarkable tower block in Slovenia BREAKING NEWS: • we’re delighted to say that top comedian Kevin Bridges - yes, the Kevin Bridges - will be joining Jimbo, Rafa, Iain Macintosh and Producer Ben us on stage for Totally Football Live in London on Wednesday 29 November. Make sure you don’t miss out: http://bit.ly/2wmBaiW PARISH NOTICES: • get your shave on with our friends Cornerstone, who are giving you £10 off your first order:  https://www.cornerstone.co.uk/totally •Totally Football Live in Birmingham is 3 and a bit weeks away. We’re at the Glee Club on Wednesday 8 November.  Get your tickets here: http://bit.ly/2fkzsb7  GET IN TOUCH: • send us a tweet: @thetotallyshow • find us on Facebook, where you’ll find video, photos and loads of other stuff:  https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/
Oct 16, 2017
Irish hangovers, Chinese takeovers, and the king of crumbles
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There’s a doctor in the house for today’s edition of The Totally Football Show, and not just any doctor: Dr Tom Markham, the first person in the UK to receive a doctorate in football finance. Tom joins James Richardson, James Horncastle and Julien Laurens to reflect on the remarkable conclusion to the international break, before getting stuck into the return of the Premier League et al. Will United’s trip to Liverpool be even less entertaining than last year’s encounter at Anfield? Can City continue their hot streak against Stoke ? Will Crystal Palace ever score again? Also discussed: more on the Newcastle takeover; rhubarb v gooseberry v apple and blackcurrant crumble; and President George Weah PARISH NOTICES: • we spoke to Chris Powell, aka The Nicest Man in Football™, on The Totally Football League Show this week: http://bit.ly/2i2PmuX • Football Manager 2018 comes out on November 10. In the meantime, have a listen to the podcast series we made with them, The Football Manager Files: http://apple.co/2yffdnq • keep up to date with Dr Tom’s Carlos Kaiser movie here: @kaiserfilm • get your shave on with our friends Cornerstone, who are giving you £10 off your first order: https://www.cornerstone.co.uk/totally • Totally Football Live in Birmingham is 3 and a bit week away. We’re at the Glee Club on Wednesday 8 November.  Get your tickets here: http://bit.ly/2fkzsb7  • Totally Football Live in London is coming to the Indigo at the O2 on Wednesday 29 November: http://bit.ly/2wmBaiW 
 GET IN TOUCH: • send us a tweet: @thetotallyshow • find us on Facebook, where you’ll find video, photos and loads of other stuff:  https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/
Oct 12, 2017
Genetics, Götterdämmerung and making America great again
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On the second of three special and indeed unavoidable international editions of The Totally Football Show, AC Jimbo has Michael Cox, Jack Lange and Rafa Honigstein for company to gloss over two stunningly dull England games in order to discuss Gordon Strachan’s bizarre comments about genetics and Dick Advocaat’s unfortunate attempts to tempt the hand of fate. We’re also joined by George Quraishi - editor of the extremely fine Howler magazine - about USA’s 4-0 hammering of Panama, and Stefán Ágústsson tells us about the excitement in downtown Reykjavík as Iceland stand on the brink of qualification for their first ever World Cup. Also discussed: the backlash against the Messi backlash; why German club sides are having such a rough time of it in Europe this season; and Ravel Morrison makes his mark in Mexico. PARISH NOTICES: • Follow Stefán Ágústsson on twitter: @stebbisnaer • check out George Quraishi’s wonderful Howler magazine: http://www.whatahowler.com/ •Totally Football Live in Birmingham is happening at the Glee club on Wednesday 8 November.  Get your tickets here: http://bit.ly/2fkzsb7  •TFS Live in London is coming to the Indigo at the O2 on Wednesday 29 November: http://bit.ly/2wmBaiW   
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Oct 09, 2017
The Dutch demise, Hackney Wick v Clapton FC, and is the end of heading nigh?
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The Dutch demise, Hackney Wick v Clapton FC, and is the end of heading nigh? 
On the first of three international editions of The Totally Football Show, AC Jimbo welcomes Matt Scott, Michael Cox and James Horncastle to the pod to look ahead to the last round of European World Cup qualifiers. And never mind Wales and Ireland tussling over second place, what about Holland, who find themselves on the brink of missing out on their second major tournament in a row? Simon Kuper joins us to discuss the demise of Dutch football on the pitch and on the touchline. 
 Also on our agenda: the St Pauli of East London; the Uefa Nations League, and the end of heading (maybe). PARISH NOTICES: •Totally Football Live in Birmingham is happening at the Glee club on Wednesday 8 November.  Get your tickets here: http://bit.ly/2fkzsb7  •TFS Live in London is coming to the Indigo at the O2 on Wednesday 29 November: http://bit.ly/2wmBaiW   • get your shave on with our friends Cornerstone, who are giving you £10 off your first order: https://www.cornerstone.co.uk/totally 
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Oct 05, 2017
That Harry Kane team, that dreadful Palace record, and that incredible Peru kit
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On your brand new edition of The Totally Football Show, AC Jimbo is joined by Iain Macintosh, Sasha Goryunov and Jack Lang to gaze back on yet another show of strength by the Manchester clubs in the Premier League. Meanwhile, the Merseyside teams both disappointed, while there were yet more goals for Harry Kane - but absolutely none for Crystal Palace.  Again.

Plus: Scotland’s make-or-break double header with Slovenia and Slovakia, and why the greatest kit in world football looks set to make a return to the grandest stage of all. 
 PARISH NOTICES: •Totally Football Live in Birmingham is happening at the Glee club on Wednesday 8 November.  Get your tickets here: http://bit.ly/2fkzsb7  •TFS Live in London is coming to the Indigo at the O2 on Wednesday 29 November: http://bit.ly/2wmBaiW   • get your shave on with our friends Cornerstone, who are giving you £10 off your first order: https://www.cornerstone.co.uk/totally 
 GET IN TOUCH: • send us a tweet: @thetotallyshow • find us on Facebook, where you’ll find video, photos and loads of other stuff: https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/
Oct 02, 2017
Bayern bin Ancelotti, Mamma Mia v Bohemian Rhapsody, and the Witches of the South
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On today’s episode of The Totally Football Show, AC Jimbo welcomes James Horncastle, Julien Laurens and Michael Cox to the pod to analyse the fallout from the midweek Champions League games, not least Bayern’s defeat to PSG which saw the Bavarians say auf Wiedersehen to Big Carlo. Also up for discussion: a preview of City’s top o’ the table clash with Chelsea, Liverpool’s new narrative, and Italy’s witchiest team. PARISH NOTICES: • Totally Football Live in Birmingham is happening at the Glee club on Wednesday 8 November. Get your tickets here: http://bit.ly/2fkzsb7 • TFS Live in London is coming to the Indigo at the O2 on Wednesday 29 November. Tickets gone on general sale on Friday: http://bit.ly/2wmBaiW • get your shave on with our friends Cornerstone, who are giving you £10 off your first order: https://www.cornerstone.co.uk/totally GET IN TOUCH: • send us a tweet: @thetotallyshow • find us on Facebook, where you’ll find video, photos and loads of other stuff: https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/
Sep 28, 2017
xG, OGs and Cliff Richard’s greatest hits
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On this sparklingly erudite edition of The Totally Football Show, AC Jimbo is joined by Rafa Honigstein, David Preece and Opta’s Duncan Alexander. On the agenda: why Crystal Palace are much better than their league position suggests; a look ahead to all the mid-week Champions League ties, including Celtic’s must win trip to Anderlecht; and what Man City’s hot streak has in common with Cliff Richard’s discography.
 PARISH NOTICES: • share, subscribe, rate and review our new podcast, The Totally Football League Show. There’s a new episode coming your way every Tuesday: http://apple.co/2xgh511 • come and hear our best Spaghetti Junction material when we do the first Totally Football Show Live at Birmingham’s Glee club on Wednesday 8 November. Get your tickets here: http://bit.ly/2fkzsb7 • brace yourself for another TFS Live, this time at London’s O2 Arena - well, next door at the Indigo - on Friday 27 November. More details soon. • get your shave on with our friends Cornerstone, who are giving you £10 off your first order: https://www.cornerstone.co.uk/totally GET IN TOUCH: • send us a tweet: @thetotallyshow • find us on Facebook, where you’ll find video, photos and loads of other stuff: https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/
Sep 25, 2017
Liverpool lose again, Mark Sampson sent packing, and big trouble in little Paris
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On your brand spanking new Totally Football Show, AC Jimbo welcomes Josh Widdecombe to the fold alongside stalwarts James Horncastle and Michael Cox. There’s plenty to discuss, too. How many will Man City put past Palace? Are Liverpool a shoo-in for 7th? And who out of Huddersfield and Burnley will end the weekend in third? We’re also joined by Carrie Dunn, who gives her thoughts on Mark Sampson’s sacking, and Julien Laurens, who takes time out from the delivery room to share the inside track on Neymar’s spat with Cavani at PSG.
 PARISH NOTICES: • share, subscribe, rate and review our new podcast, The Totally Football League Show: http://apple.co/2xgh511 • come and hear our best Spaghetti Junction material when we do the first Totally Football Live show at Birmingham’s Glee club on Wednesday 8 November. Get your tickets here: http://bit.ly/2fkzsb7 • get your shave on with our friends Cornerstone, who are giving you £10 off your first order: https://www.cornerstone.co.uk/totally • Look out for the new series of Josh’s TV show (it’s also called Josh and starts on BBC Three on 2 October) and have a listen to his podcast about 90s football: https://www.acast.com/quicklykevin GET IN TOUCH: • send us a tweet: @thetotallyshow • find us on Facebook, where you’ll find video, photos and loads of other stuff: https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/
Sep 21, 2017
Introducing: The Totally Football League Show
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On this inaugural Totally Football League Show, Iain Macintosh and Matt Stanger are joined in the studio by Alex McLeish, which gives us a great opportunity to discuss two of his former clubs, Birmingham and Aston Villa. Also in the podcast, we get up close and personal at Millwall, find out what all the fuss is about at Exeter, and find out how the other Pep is getting on at Oxford. PARISH NOTICES: • subscribe on iTunes and leave us a review: http://apple.co/2xgh511 • send us a tweet: @thetotallyshow • find us on Facebook, where you’ll find video, photos and loads of other stuff: https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/ • sign up to our Fan League by downloading the app: https://fanleague.com/ • get your shave on with our friends Cornerstone, who are giving you £10 off your first order: https://www.cornerstone.co.uk/totally • Totally Football: Live is headed to Birmingham’s Glee club on Wednesday 8 November. Get your tickets here: http://bit.ly/2fkzsb7
Sep 19, 2017
Agüero’s goal-glut, Everton’s glass ceiling, and reassessing Arsenal's Köln-onic irritation
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On today’s Totally Football Show, AC Jimbo is joined by Rafa Honigstein, Sasha Goryunov and Simon Hughes to analyse a weekend in which both Manchester sides laid down significant markers in their bid to bring the Premier League trophy back to the North West. Ten goals they scored between them, conceding none. The six London clubs, in contrast, didn’t rustle the net once. The question is, who would you rather watch: City or United? Also on today’s agenda: geopolitics, more ufology, and ‘Arry binned by Birmingham. PARISH NOTICES: • join us for the first edition of our new podcast, The Totally Football League Show: http://apple.co/2xgh511 • we’re delighted to announce our first live show - Totally Football: Live is headed to Birmingham’s Glee club on Wednesday 8 November. Get your tickets here: http://bit.ly/2fkzsb7 • send us a tweet: @thetotallyshow • find us on Facebook, where you’ll find video, photos and loads of other stuff: https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/ • Simon's new book On The Brink is out now: http://amzn.to/2jE8kc1 • get your shave on with our friends Cornerstone, who are giving you £10 off your first order: https://www.cornerstone.co.uk/totally • come and see Producer Ben at the Dublin Podcast Festival at the end of September: http://bit.ly/2wqHfvC
Sep 18, 2017
City off to a flyer in Feyenoord but Liverpool’s defensive problems become even more Sevilla
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On your all new Totally Football Show, AC Jimbo welcomes James Horncastle, Julien Laurens and Michael Cox to reflect on a goal-tastic opening round of games in the Champions League. City and Spurs recorded impressive results away to Feyenoord and home to Dortmund, but Liverpool’s familiar flaws at the back were all too apparent as they drew 2-2 at home to Sevilla. PSG meanwhile looked all-too-menacing as they crushed Celtic 5-0 in Glasgow. After our comprehensive Euro review, we turn our attention to the Premier League. This weekend sees Arsenal head to Chelsea, Man United take on Everton, and there’s also a rousing return to action for Mr Roy as his makes his bow as Crystal Palace’s latest saviour with the Eagles at home to Southampton. All of this, plus back-shaving, ufology and exciting news for the gloomy folks of the West Midlands. PARISH NOTICES: • we’re delighted to announce our first live show - Totally Football: Live is headed to Birmingham’s Glee club on Wednesday 8 November. Get your tickets here: http://bit.ly/2fkzsb7 • subscribe to our new podcast, The Totally Football League Show: http://apple.co/2xgh511 • send us a tweet: @thetotallyshow • find us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/ • get your shave on with our friends Cornerstone, who are giving you £10 off your first order: https://www.cornerstone.co.uk/totally • come and see Jimbo and Producer Ben at the Dublin Podcast Festival at the end of September: http://bit.ly/2wqHfvC
Sep 14, 2017
Jaw-dropping performances by Mane and Sane as Frank De Boer is shown the door
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On today’s super soaraway Totally Football Show, AC Jimbo is joined by Kelly Cates, Iain Macintosh and Rafa Honigstein to assess a weekend of goals, controversial red cards and, ultimately, panic as Crystal Palace dispensed with the services of Frank De Boer after all of 77 days. We kick off of course by discussing Man City’s 5-0 thrashing of Liverpool, while elsewhere in our Premier League review there’s praise for Stoke, Brighton and even - shock horror - Arsenal. It’s a Champions League week so we catch up with Filippo Maria Ricci about the respective travails of Barcelona, Real Madrid and Sevilla, and we also look ahead to PSG’s trip to Celtic Park. Finally, we catch up with all the action in the EFL, with a focus in particular on Leeds. And if you like that sort of thing, you’ll be thrilled to know that you can now subscribe to our new Totally Football League Show, which kicks off next week. PARISH NOTICES: • subscribe to our new podcast, The Totally Football League Show: http://apple.co/2xgh511 • send us a tweet: @thetotallyshow • find us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/ • get your shave on with our friends Cornerstone, who are giving you £10 off your first order: https://www.cornerstone.co.uk/totally • come and see Jimbo and Producer Ben at the Dublin Podcast Festival at the end of September: http://bit.ly/2wqHfvC
Sep 11, 2017
Sanchez in tears, Leicester in limbo, and Bilic and De Boer in the last chance saloon
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On your brand new Totally Football Show, AC Jimbo, Michael Cox, James Horncastle and David Preece give a Dele Alli-like middle finger to the international break and give a proper fist bump to the Premier League. Liverpool head to Man City in the biggest clash of the weekend while there’s a six-pointer at the bottom as Arsenal host Bournemouth. Frank De Boer and Slaven Bilic though could find themselves in a real pickle if the can’t results against Burnley and Huddersfield. Amongst our other talking points: what life is really like for a third-choice keeper, Chile running out of steam and footballing spoonerisms. PARISH NOTICES: • send us a tweet: @thetotallyshow • rate and review us on iTunes: http://apple.co/2w51wJd • we’re on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/ • check out our website: http://www.thetotallyfootballshow.com • get your shave on with our friends Cornerstone, who are giving you £10 off your first order: https://www.cornerstone.co.uk/totally • Jimbo and Producer Ben are both doing events at the Dublin Podcast Festival at the end of September: http://bit.ly/2wqHfvC
Sep 07, 2017
Ho-hum for England, hope for Scotland and humiliation for Italy
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On today’s Totally Football Show, AC Jimbo welcomes to the fold newcomers Seamas O’Reilly from the Irish Times and Watford’s former sporting director Luke Dowling, and they take their spots alongside pod stalwarts Rafa Honigstein and Iain Macintosh as the gang look back on a truly mixed bag of international games. Yes, England stunk out the joint once again - as did Ireland, to be fair -  but Scotland did the business against Lithuania. It’s that sort of hope that kills, says our man Jim Burke in our first dispatch of the season from beyond the border.  Still, spare a thought for Filippo Maria Ricci who was in Madrid to witness Italy’s shellacking by Spain.  Ouch. Finally - because we have in Luke a chap who knows a thing or two about football recruitment - we look back on the folly in the final hours of transfer window. Yes, we’re talking about you West Ham, Chelsea and, of course, Arsenal. Oh, Arsenal… PARISH NOTICES: • send us a tweet: @thetotallyshow • rate and review us on iTunes: http://apple.co/2w51wJd • check out our new website - now with your comments: http://www.thetotallyfootballshow.com • get your shave on with our friends Cornerstone, who are giving you £10 off your first order: https://www.cornerstone.co.uk/totally • Jimbo and Producer Ben are both doing events at the Dublin Podcast Festival at the end of September: http://bit.ly/2wqHfvC
Sep 04, 2017
The (transfer) window of discontent and your essential Champions League almanac
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On this edition of the Totally Football Show, AC Jimbo is joined by Rafa Honigstein, James Horncastle and Andy Brassell to give their two penn’orth on Sanches to Swansea, the Ox to Liverpool and the rest of transfer window deals that had been completed on deadline day. We’ll of course catch up on Monday’s show with the big moves that happened after we pressed stop . Plus, we look ahead to the international break, which isn’t nearly as tedious as it sounds, and then we’re joined by a virtual Julien Laurens and our old pal Sasha Goryunov to have a proper butchers at this year’s Champions League competition. Of course, there’s no Premier league or Championship football this Saturday due to the aforementioned international break, so perhaps most important match of the weekend is the game kicking off at 3pm at QPR’s Loftus Road: the #Game4Grenfell. Show your support and find out more at http://www.game4grenfell.com. PARISH NOTICES: • send us a tweet: @thetotallyshow • rate and review us on iTunes: http://apple.co/2w51wJd • check out our new website - now with your comments: http://www.thetotallyfootballshow.com • get your shave on with our friends Cornerstone, who are giving you £10 off your first order: https://www.cornerstone.co.uk/totally • Jimbo and Producer Ben are both doing events at the Dublin Podcast Festival at the end of September: http://bit.ly/2wqHfvC
Aug 31, 2017
Xhaka Can’t as Arsenal are annihilated at Anfield and Mbappe to PSG
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On today’s Totally Football Show, AC Jimbo is joined by Michael Cox, Julien Laurens, Leroy Rosenior and Iain Macintosh. These people should have better things to do on a bank holiday than talk football for an hour at Jazz FM, our unlikely new home, but hey - their loss is your gain. Probably. Speaking of jazz, we begin by riffing on Arsenal’s misery after they were spanked 4-0 by a mighty impressive Liverpool. How bad is it going to get for Arsenal? West Ham bad, or just Crystal Palace bad? Also up for discussion: Kylian Mbappé’s extraordinary loan move to PSG; Spurs sending for Serge Aurier; and ‘murder’ in Ipswich PARISH NOTICES: • send us a tweet: @thetotallyshow • rate and review us on iTunes: http://apple.co/2w51wJd • check out our website - now with added comments: www.thetotallyfootballshow.com • get your shave on with our friends Cornerstone, who are giving you £10 off your first order:  https://www.cornerstone.co.uk/totally • Get your tickets for Producer Ben’s masterclass at the Dublin Podcast Festival in September: http://bit.ly/2vX0FYt
Aug 28, 2017
Harry Maguire’s formidable frame, Benitez v Bilic, and the Ederson shuffle
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On your brand new Totally Football Show, AC Jimbo is joined by James Horncastle, Adam Hurrey, and Mark Schwartzer. Only one of those four won back-to-back Premier League winners medals - not that he likes to talk about it. The gang look ahead to the weekend in the Premier League, not least Arsenal’s trip to Anfield and a no doubt far more miserable affair at St James Park when Newcastle host West Ham. Other points of interest include Mark advising us to look out for Ederson’s shuffle in Man City’s game with Bournemouth; Adam finding solace in Wayne Rooney’s retirement in the the formidable frame of Leicester’s Harry Maguire; and James H giving us all the latest haps from Serie A. PARISH NOTICES: • send us a tweet: @thetotallyshow • rate and review us on iTunes: http://apple.co/2w51wJd • check out our new website - no with an added comments section: www.thetotallyfootballshow.com • get your shave on with our friends Cornerstone, who are giving you £10 off your first order: https://www.cornerstone.co.uk/totally • Adam Hurrey’s Football Cliches book is available here: http://amzn.to/2wAPRml • Producer Ben’s doing masterclasses at both the London (http://bit.ly/2vhF7nO) and Dublin Podcast Festivals (http://bit.ly/2vX0FYt) in September 
• and there’s also a brand new edition of his Parts Unknown wrestling podcast for your delectation: http://aca.st/e34b81
Aug 24, 2017
Man United looking menacing, ill-advised celebrations, and West Brom’s axis of evil
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On the latest Totally Football Show, AC Jimbo is joined by Kelly Cates, Iain Macintosh and Philippe Auclair to look back on a splendid weekend in - or is it on? - Planet Football. Philippe reports on his afternoon at Wembley where he saw Chelsea bounce back and give Tottenham an unhappy house warming. Iain meanwhile was at the John Smith’s Stadium to see Huddersfield continue their superb start to life back in the top flight, but Kelly’s already had enough of Arsenal living down to expectations after their defeat at Stoke. Elsewhere, we celebrate Neymar’s magnificent home debut for PSG, shed a tear for poor Hamburg’s Nicolai Muller after his did his cruciate celebrating a goal, and wonder what life is really like at West From with Tony Pulis and Gary Megson barking orders. PARISH NOTICES: • send us a tweet: @thetotallyshow • rate and review us on iTunes: http://apple.co/2w51wJd • check out our new website: http://www.thetotallyfootballshow.com • listen to Philippe talk Brexit on the Remainiacs podcast: http://bit.ly/2wqr8kC • Producer Ben’s doing an hour-long masterclass at the London Podcast Festival on Wed 13 September: http://bit.ly/2vhF7nO • and he’ll be doing three hours at the Dublin Podcast Festival on Sat 23 September: http://bit.ly/2vX0FYt
Aug 21, 2017
Goalkeeping gripes, defensive walls, and Spurs look to end their Wembley wobbles
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On today’s Totally Football Show, AC Jimbo is joined by James Horncastle, Michael Cox and (deep breath) former-Darlington-and-Aberdeen-goalie-turned-pundit, David Preece. David’s on hand to give his view about the state of goalkeeping in the Premier League, and he also shares some radical - though not quite Trumpian - theories about walls and defending freekicks. Elsewhere, we preview all the big games in the Premier League this coming weekend, not least crisis-ridden Chelsea and their trip to Tottenham. Will Spurs get off to a winning start at their new Wembley home? Finally, we’ve got an in-depth lookahead to the big Serie A kick-off. Milan have been busy shopping, Napoli look excellent - so are Juventus about to dethroned? PARISH NOTICES: • send us a tweet: @thetotallyshow • rate and review us on iTunes: http://apple.co/2w51wJd • check out our new website: http://www.thetotallyfootballshow.com • get your shave on with our friends Cornerstone, who are giving you £10 off your first order: https://www.cornerstone.co.uk/totally • Michael Cox’s book The Mixer is a splendid read: http://amzn.eu/694oF6a
Aug 17, 2017
Chelsea crash and Burn-ley as Huddersfield make their mark
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Boom! It's episode two of the Totally Football Show, and AC Jimbo is joined by Rafa Honigstein, Leroy Rosenior and Iain Macintosh to mull over a splendiferous opening weekend in the Premier League, with goals, red cards and shonky defending aplenty. Chelsea tonked at home by Burnley! Huddersfield finishing the weekend joint top! Liverpool blowing it at Watford! Speaking of Liverpool, they have a tricky trip to German upstarts Hoffenheim in a Champions League qualifier on Tuesday night. What lies in store for Jurgen Klopp and co? Plus, we hear from Filippo Maria Ricci about Ronaldo's red card and the latest on Philippe Countinho's seemingly-imminent move to Barcelona, and find out what's going on in the EFL. Not a lot, if you're Aston Villa. • send us a tweet: @thetotallyshow • check out our new website: www.thetotallyfootballshow.com • and get your shave on with our friends Cornerstone, who are giving you £10 off your first order: www.cornerstone.co.uk/totally
Aug 14, 2017
A New Hope
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Finally, in a world starved of topical football podcasts, The Totally Football Show has arrived. Pod legend James Richardson crosses the Rubicon with Kelly Cates, James Horncastle, Julien Laurens, and Yoko Macintosh to preview the new Premier League season, pausing only to chat Ligue 1, Serie A and the Championship. The pod quad discuss the fallout from the Community Shield, and Julien salivates at the prospect of Neymar at PSG. Hear how far they were willing to go to secure the Brazilian. Plus, there are predictions aplenty in our innovative new format, Hostage To Fortune, and there’s a fascinating metaphor based entirely on AC Jimbo's old hair.
Aug 08, 2017
The Totally Football Show with James Richardson...coming soon
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Aug 04, 2017