CineMortuary Podcast

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Your fortnightly digest of horror reboots, remakes, sequels, prequels and squeakquels with your hosts Rob Yeomans, Dave Walker and Chris Wilson.

A proud part of the We Made This podcast network.

Episode Date
In the Mouth of Madness (1994)
4193
EPISODE 124 - Denied his nu-metal Dracula 2000 masterpiece, Rob turns to the finale of John Carpenter's apocalypse (thematic) trilogy in which... THAT'S GOTTA BE KANE!
Nov 27, 2022
Bram Stoker's Dracula (1992)
4706
EPISODE 123 - A tale as old as time itself: you go to The Dracula Experience in Whitby, and then you get grand ideas for podcast episodes. A wooden stake through the heart sounds good right now.
Nov 06, 2022
House II: The Second Story (1987)
4308
EPISODE 122 - Dig up your great grandpa and fight off dinosaurs in your quest to figure out the baffling subtitle of this film. Wait, it's a pun?!
Oct 23, 2022
Fear Street Part Two: 1978 (2021)
5284
EPISODE 121 - Plus the 5th annual TURDIES awards.
Oct 09, 2022
Ghost Rig 2: The Legend of the Sea Ghost (2004)
4661
EPISODE 120
Sep 18, 2022
The Mangler 2 (2001)
4365
EPISODE 119
Sep 04, 2022
Psycho (1998)
4575
EPISODE 118

This episode was recorded before the sad, untimely passing of Anne Heche. RIP.
Aug 14, 2022
I Still Know What You Did Last Summer (1998)
4664
EPISODE 117 - Jennifer Love Hewitt has never had a film certified 'Fresh' on Rotten Tomatoes, and oh look here's Jack Black as a weed-smoking rasta white man. Better crack open the bottle of Brandy.

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HOSTED BY
Dave Walker
Chris Wilson
Rob Yeomans

EDITED BY
Dave Walker

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CineMortuary on the socials: @cinemortuary

Support the We Made This podcast network on Patreon:
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Jul 24, 2022
Crocodile 2: Death Swamp (2002)
3789
EPISODE 116 - A criminal heist film that turns into a CROCODILE DEATH SWAMP? Best film ever.

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HOSTED BY
Dave Walker
Chris Wilson
Rob Yeomans

EDITED BY
Dave Walker

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CineMortuary on the socials: @cinemortuary

Support the We Made This podcast network on Patreon:
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We Made This on Twitter this week: @we_madethis
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Jul 10, 2022
Piranha 3D (2010)
3966
EPISODE 115 - Tits and fish... in 3D!!! What more do you want?

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HOSTED BY
Dave Walker
Chris Wilson
Rob Yeomans

EDITED BY
Dave Walker

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CineMortuary on the socials: @cinemortuary

Support the We Made This podcast network on Patreon:
www.patreon.com/wemadethis

We Made This on Twitter this week: @we_madethis
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Jun 19, 2022
Scream 3 (2000)
5518
EPISODE 114 - What If horror embraced a meta sequel With Arms Wide Open? Are You Ready for One of the Higher tier episodes of the podcast? My Sacrifice.

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HOSTED BY
Dave Walker
Chris Wilson
Rob Yeomans

EDITED BY
Dave Walker

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CineMortuary on the socials: @cinemortuary

Support the We Made This podcast network on Patreon:
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We Made This on Twitter this week: @we_madethis
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Jun 05, 2022
Halloween: Resurrection (2002)
3702
EPISODE 113 - Chris is still absent, but Busta Rhymes is here to karate kick Michael Myers through a window and that's far better.

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HOSTED BY
Dave Walker
Rob Yeomans

EDITED BY
Dave Walker

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CineMortuary on the socials: @cinemortuary

Support the We Made This podcast network on Patreon:
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We Made This on Twitter: @wmt_network
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May 15, 2022
Fantasy Island (2020)
4264
EPISODE 112 - Rob and Dave's fantasy is to do a podcast without Chris going off-topic all of the time. Be careful what you wish for.

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HOSTED BY
Dave Walker
Rob Yeomans

EDITED BY
Dave Walker

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CineMortuary on the socials: @cinemortuary

Support the We Made This podcast network on Patreon:
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We Made This on Twitter: @wmt_network
wemadethisnetwork.com
Apr 24, 2022
A Chinese Ghost Story II (1990)
5392
EPISODE 111 - Dave's choice, Rob's headache; the usual.

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HOSTED BY
Dave Walker
Chris Wilson
Rob Yeomans

EDITED BY
Dave Walker

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CineMortuary on the socials: @cinemortuary

Support the We Made This podcast network on Patreon:
www.patreon.com/wemadethis

We Made This on Twitter: @wmt_network
wemadethisnetwork.com

Cheap plug for What The Film Club Leeds: @whatthefilmclub
Apr 03, 2022
Bride of Chucky (1998)
4319
EPISODE 110 - It's finally time to meet Chucky, but this Chucky has a missus, a motorhome, and bloody loves his nu-metal.

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HOSTED BY
Dave Walker
Chris Wilson
Rob Yeomans

EDITED BY
Dave Walker

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CineMortuary on the socials: @cinemortuary

Support the We Made This podcast network on Patreon:
www.patreon.com/wemadethis

We Made This on Twitter: @wmt_network
wemadethisnetwork.com
Mar 20, 2022
Wrong Turn 2: Dead End (2007)
4804
EPISODE 109 - It's a full blown Texas Battle as Henry Rollins fights inbreds in the midst of woodland and reality TV contestants. Could this be the most mid-2000s slasher film ever?

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HOSTED BY
Dave Walker
Chris Wilson
Rob Yeomans

EDITED BY
Dave Walker

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CineMortuary on the socials: @cinemortuary

Support the We Made This podcast network on Patreon:
www.patreon.com/wemadethis

We Made This on Twitter: @wmt_network
wemadethisnetwork.com
Mar 06, 2022
Ghostbusters: Afterlife (2021)
5952
EPISODE 108 - DO YOU REMEMBER NOSTALGIA?

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NOTE: This podcast was recorded on January 9th 2022. RIP Ivan Reitman.

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HOSTED BY
Dave Walker
Chris Wilson
Rob Yeomans

EDITED BY
Dave Walker

BACKGROUND JINGLING
Mamba the Cat

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CineMortuary on the socials: @cinemortuary

Support the We Made This podcast network on Patreon:
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We Made This on Twitter: @wmt_network
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Feb 20, 2022
Hellbound: Hellraiser II (1988)
4629
EPISODE 107 - Will Chris read all of his notes before his phone runs out of charge?? He'll have to read them faster than Colin McRae.

HOSTED BY
Dave Walker
Chris Wilson
Rob Yeomans

EDITED BY
Dave Walker

We Made This: @wmadethis
CineMortuary: @cinemortuary
Feb 06, 2022
Basket Case 2 (1990)
4042
EPISODE 106 - Do you have the time to listen to us whine? If so, we review Basket Case 2 between discussing Boglins, portable X-ray machines and NFTs.

HOSTED BY
Dave Walker
Chris Wilson
Rob Yeomans

TOPPED AND TAILED BY
Dave Walker

@cinemortuary, @wmt_network
Jan 23, 2022
Candyman (2021)
5221
EPISODE 105 - Just what the world needed: three white guys talking about the plight of minority filmmakers and the evils of 'metrics'.

HOSTED BY
Dave Walker
Chris Wilson
Rob Yeomans

EDITED BY
Dave Walker

CINEMORTUARY - @CineMortuary
WE MADE THIS - @wmt_network
Jan 09, 2022
Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 2 (1987)
4296
EPISODE 104 - IT'S GAARRBBAGGGEE DAY! This sequel to everyone's favourite murderous Santa (except for Bill Goldberg in Santa's Slay) contains 55% original footage.

HOSTED BY
Dave Walker
Chris Wilson
Rob Yeomans

EDITED BY
Dave Walker

CineMortuary: @cinemortuary
We Made This: @wmt_network
Dec 19, 2021
Carnosaur 2 (1995)
3906
EPISODE 103 - What do you do when you're Roger Corman and you have a massive dinosaur sat in storage? Another Aliens rip-off, of course!

HOSTED BY
Dave Walker
Chris Wilson
Rob Yeomans

EDITED BY
Dave Walker

CineMortuary: @cinemortuary
We Made This: @wmt_network
Dec 12, 2021
Terminator II (1989)
4892
EPISODE 102 - AKA: Shocking Dark, here's big balls Bruno Mattei abusing Italy's lax copyright laws to create a film called Terminator II, which rips off Aliens. Obviously one of Dave's picks.

HOSTED BY
Dave Walker
Chris Wilson
Rob Yeomans

EDITED BY
Dave Walker

CineMortuary: @CineMortuary
We Made This: @wmt_network
Nov 28, 2021
Cat People (1982)
4730
EPISODE 101 - Season 5 begins with a steamy, erotic, incestuous tale of mislabelled panthers. Strangely not one of Dave's picks.

HOSTED BY
Dave Walker
Chris Wilson
Rob Yeomans

CRUNCHER OF KEYS
Mamba the Cat

EDITED BY
Dave Walker

CineMortuary: @CineMortuary
We Made This: @wmt_network
Nov 14, 2021
The Thing (1982)
7371
EPISODE 100 - There was only one way we could ever celebrate hitting the century. No crappy 2011 version or video game here, just the bonafide king of horror remakes in John Carpenter's The Thing. Plus a special Q & A and the 4th annual TURDIES awards.

HOSTED BY
Dave Walker
Chris Wilson
Rob Yeomans

EDITED BY
Dave Walker

CineMortuary: @cinemortuary
We Made This: @wmt_network (thank you for hosting our nonsense for so long!)
Oct 17, 2021
Wes Craven's New Nightmare (1994)
5197
INT. RECORDING STUDIO - DAY

The boys try to walk-through Wes Craven's proto-meta horror film with the detail it deserves. Meanwhile, a white fluffy monster destroys the recording studio around them.

HOSTED BY
Dave Walker
Chris Wilson
Rob Yeomans

DESTROYER OF STUDIOS
Mamba the Cat

CINEMORTUARY: @CineMortuary
WE MADE THIS: @wmt_network
Oct 10, 2021
Killer Crocodile 2 (1990)
3603
EPISODIO 98 - Il tuffo di Dave nel bidone della merda raggiunge livelli assurdi mentre sceglie un'altra fregatura di Jaws, questa completamente doppiata in italiano.

OSPITATO DA
Dave Walker
Chris Wilson
Rob Yeomans

MODIFICATO DA
Dave Walker

WE MADE THIS: @wmt_network
CINEMORTUARY: @cinemortuary
Sep 19, 2021
The Omen (2006)
4798
EPISODE 97 - Just because you can release a film about the Antichrist on the date 6/6/6, it doesn't mean you should.

HOSTED BY
Dave Walker
Chris Wilson
The Yeomans

EDITED BY
Dave Walker

We Made This: @wmt_network
CineMortuary: @cinemortuary
Sep 05, 2021
Body Snatchers (1993)
4009
EPISODE 96 - Get the cool girls, the military and rocket launchers ready as Abel Ferrera gives the 'Body Snatchers' story a distinctly 90s makeover.


HOSTED BY
Dave Walker
Chris Wilson
Rob Yeomans

EDITED BY
Dave Walker


CineMortuary: @CineMortuary
We Made This: @wmt_network
Aug 22, 2021
Howling: New Moon Rising (1995)
3565
EPISODE 95 - The lads are finally back in the same room together, and face-to-face communication makes bribery so much easier as Dave picks what could be the worst film they've ever seen. Does it even constitute a film?

HOSTED BY
Dave Walker
Chris Wilson
Rob Yeomans

INTRODUCING
Mamba the Cat

EDITED BY
Dave Walker

CineMortuary: @cinemortuary
We Made This: @wmt_network
Jul 25, 2021
Leprechaun in the Hood (2000)
4888
EPISODE 94 - Ever hear the one about Warwick Davis and his contacts in the ostrich world?


HOSTED BY
Dave Walker
Chris Wilson
Rob Yeomans

EDITED BY
Chris Wilson

CineMortuary: @cinemortuary
We Made This: @wmt_network
Jul 11, 2021
Stepfather II: Make Room for Daddy (1989)
4701
EPISODE 93 - Stepfather II: Make Way For Willy as he introduces the seminal horror series starring Terry O'Quinn to the lads. 'Seminal' as in they had no idea it existed, doodah doodah.

HOSTED BY
Dave Walker
Chris Wilson
Rob Yeomans

EDITED BY
Chris Wilson

CineMortuary: @CineMortuary
We Made This: @wmt_network
Jun 27, 2021
The Food of the Gods (1976)
4788
EPISODE 92 - The lads travel to an island where nature strikes back. Hope you're ready for an array of giant cocks.

HOSTED BY
Dave Walker
Chris Wilson
Rob Yeomans

EDITED BY
Dave Walker

CineMortuary: @cinemortuary
We Made This: @wemadethispod
Jun 13, 2021
Return of the Living Dead: Part II (1988)
4104
EPISODE 91 - A barrel of Trioxin destroys Rob's Internet in the middle of a Michael Jackson-led zombie uprising.

HOSTED BY
Dave Walker
Chris Wilson
Rob Yeomans

EDITED BY
Dave Walker

CineMortuary: @CineMortuary
We Made This: @WeMadeThisPod
May 23, 2021
Godzilla vs. Kong (2021)
4881
EPISODE 90 - It's Chonke vs Monke in the greatest fight in the history of ancient monsters. If only those pesky humans would get out of the way...

HOSTED BY
Dave Walker
Chris Wilson (R.I.P.)
'The Iron Man' Rob Yeomans (R.I.P.)

EDITED BY
Dave Walker

CineMortuary: @cinemortuary
We Made This: @wemadethispod
May 02, 2021
Dead Snow 2: Red vs. Dead (2014)
4453
EPISODE 89 - The finale of the Chris Linay Trilogy™ sees The Best Big Man in Podcasting take the Haunting Henchman of Horror and the Muscle-Bound Meat Man of the Macabre on a zombie-riffic trip to... Norway? Yes way!

HOSTED BY
Chris Wilson
Rob Yeomans

SPECIAL GUEST HOST
Chris Linay

Support the We Made This podcast network on Patreon:
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CineMortuary on Twitter: @CineMortuary
We Made This on Twitter: @wmt_network
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Apr 18, 2021
Village of the Damned (1995)
5116
EPISODE 88 - Chris Linay returns to talk about some children who know all your secrets. Now you're thinking, ''I hope that's shepherd's pie in my knickers.''

HOSTED BY
Chris Wilson
Rob Yeomans

SPECIAL GUEST STAR
Chris Linay

EDITED BY
Chris Wilson

We Made This: @wemadethispod
CineMortuary: @cinemortuary
Apr 04, 2021
American Psycho 2 (2002)
5364
EPISODE 87 - Graps and Claps' Chris Linay joins us for one of the more infamous sequels in film history. Bad things, sad things, have to happen.

HOSTED BY
Chris Wilson
Rob Yeomans

SPECIAL GUEST STAR
Chris Linay

EDITED BY
Chris Wilson

We Made This: @wemadethispod
CineMortuary: @cinemortuary
Mar 21, 2021
Dark Water (2005)
4398
EPISODE 86 - It's fookin' pissing it down.

HOSTED BY
Dave Walker
Chris Wilson
Rob Yeomans

EDITED BY
Chris Wilson

We Made This: @wemadethispod
CineMortuary: @cinemortuary

Technical note: Dave was suffering from a two-second delay. The audio has been cleaned up where possible. Please contact @dancinghenry if you would like a refund.
Mar 07, 2021
The Crazies (2010)
6092
EPISODE 85 - We keep picking films that hit a bit too close for home at the moment. Sorry. Remember: HANDS. FACE. FIRE.

HOSTED BY
Dave Walker
Chris Wilson
Rob Yeomans

EDITED BY
Dave Walker

We Made This: @wemadethispod
CineMortuary: @cinemortuary
Feb 21, 2021
Saw II (2005)
5415
EPISODE 84 - After our diversion on the Starship Enterprise, it's time to go back to our roots with some torture p**n.

HOSTED BY
Dave Walker
Chris Wilson
Rob Yeomans

EDITED BY
Dave Walker


CINEMORTUARY: @cinemortuary
WE MADE THIS: @wemadethispod
Feb 07, 2021
Star Trek: First Contact (1996)
5419
Star Trek: First Contact, according to Dave, is in a lot of parts a "PG-13 HR Giger gothic horror film". So there. Chris will not say the line.

HOSTED BY
Dave Walker
Chris Wilson
Rob Yeomans

EDITED BY
Dave Walker

CineMortuary: @cinemortuary
We Made This: @wemadethispod
Jan 24, 2021
Hatchet III (2013)
4538
EPISODE 82 - Bringing in 2021 the only way we know how: with giblets and raw meat.

HOSTED BY
Dave Walker
Chris Wilson
Rob Yeomans

EDITED BY
Dave Walker

We Made This Network: @wemadethispod
CineMortuary: @cinemortuary
Jan 03, 2021
A Christmas Horror Story (2015)
4576
EPISODE 81: William Shatner fights Krampus. Or does he?!?! No, no he doesn't, he sits behind a desk.

HOSTED BY
Dave Walker
Chris Wilson
Rob Yeomans

EDITED BY
Dave Walker

CineMortuary: @cinemortuary
We Made This: @wemadethispod
Dec 20, 2020
The Craft: Legacy (2020)
5032
An extremely 2020 remake of The Craft gives us progressive politics and incidental magic, which leaves the lads feeling very old and pining for old goth clothing shops.

HOSTED BY
Dave Walker
Chris Wilson
Rob Yeomans

EDITED BY
Dave Walker

We Made This: @wemadethispod
CineMortuary: @cinemortuary
Dec 13, 2020
The Crow: Wicked Prayer (2005)
4996
When a man's heart is full of deceit, it burns up, dies. And a dark shadow falls over his soul. From the ashes of a once great man, has risen a curse. A wrong that must be righted. We look to the skies for a vindicator, someone to strike fear into the black hearts. Of the same man who created him. The battle between good, and evil has begun. Against an army of shadows, lies a dark warrior.
The prevailer of good. With a voice of silence, and a mission of justice. This is Edward Furlong.

HOSTED BY
Dave Walker
Chris Wilson
Rob Yeomans

**SPECIAL GUEST STAR HERE COMES THE INCREASED LISTENERSHIP**
Michael Cornell

EDITED BY
Dave Walker

We Made This: @wemadethispod
CineMortuary: @cinemortuary
Dec 06, 2020
Creepshow 2 (1987)
4941
EPISODE 78: The lads lockdown with a horror anthology. Prepare for tales of haunted Indian statues, hungry bin bags, and a dead bloke who just really wants a lift.

HOSTED BY
Dave Walker
Chris Wilson
Rob Yeomans

EDITED BY
Dave Walker

CineMortuary: @cinemortuary
We Made This: @wemadethispod
Nov 15, 2020
I Am Legend (2007)
5355
EPISODE 77 - Wilson picks a too time-appropriate film as Rob and Dave enjoy life in Tier 2. On the plus side, DOGGO!

Hosted by: Dave Walker, Chris Wilson, Rob Yeomans

Edited by: Dave Walker

Twitter, Facebook, Instagram: @cinemortuary
We Made This Network: @wemadethispod
Oct 25, 2020
Wishmaster 2: Evil Never Dies (1999)
4887
EPISODE 76: With the 3rd annual TURDIES ceremony at the end of the episode, Dave looks to ruin Rob's calculations by presenting us with a syntax-loving demon who loves creative casino-based deaths. We wish a million people would listen to this podcast.

Hosted by
Dave Walker
Chris Wilson
Rob Yeomans

Edited by
Dave Walker

We Made This: @wemadethispod
CineMortuary: @cinemortuary
Oct 11, 2020
The Silence of the Lambs (1991)
6503
EPISODE 75: We are celebrating three quarters of a century of episodes here at the CineMortuary bunker, and as such Rob is treating the lads BIG TIME. It goes down like a smooth glass of Chianti.... It's THE SILENCE OF THE LAMBS!

Hosted by
Rob Yeomans
Dave Walker
Chris Wilson

Edited by
Dave Walker

We Made This: @wemadethispod
CineMortuary: @cinemortuary
Sep 27, 2020
Bloodrayne 2: Deliverance (2007)
4462
EPISODE 74: Chris is back on the throne and after threatening it for multiple episodes he's finally making Rob & Dave watch Uwe Boll's "Masterpiece" Bloodrayne 2: Deliverance... Oh no...

Hosted by
Chris Wilson
Rob Yeomans
Dave Walker

Edited by
Chris Wilson

We Made This: @wemadethispod
CineMortuary: @cinemortuary
Sep 13, 2020
Battle Royale II: Requiem (2003)
4695
EPISODE 73: It's Dave's pick so once again Chris and Rob ask the age old CineMortuary question... It's not a Horror film though, is it?? It's the sequel that the lads aren't sure anyone needed... BATTLE ROYALE II

Hosted by
Dave Walker
Chris Wilson
Rob Yeomans

Edited by
Dave Walker

We Made This: @wemadethispod
CineMortuary: @cinemortuary
Aug 30, 2020
Nosferatu the Vampyre (1979)
5361
EPISODE 72: Rob has thrown the lads quite a curve-ball this time round and has gone all Werner Herzog on us... Oh my!

Hosted by
Rob Yeomans
Dave Walker
Chris Wilson

Edited by
Dave Walker

We Made This: @wemadethispod
CineMortuary: @cinemortuary
Aug 16, 2020
Unfriended: Dark Web (2018)
4788
EPISODE 71: Chris makes his long awaited return to the throne with a film that harnesses modern technology in such a contrived way that renowned technophobe Rob's head is on the cusp of exploding!

Hosted by
Chris Wilson
Rob Yeomans
Dave Walker

Edited by
Dave Walker

We Made This: @wemadethispod
CineMortuary: @cinemortuary
Jul 26, 2020
Color Out of Space (2019)
5999
EPISODE 70: It's Dave's turn in the porcelain palace and in a ploy to lure Chris out of his exile in Belarus we have the second coming on the podcast of our lord and saviour Nicholas Cage in Color out of Space!

Hosted by
Dave Walker
Chris Wilson
Rob Yeomans

Edited by
Dave Walker

We Made This: @wemadethispod
CineMortuary: @cinemortuary
Jul 12, 2020
Evil Dead (2013)
6409
EPISODE 69: It's Rob's turn on the throne and its the Ash-free 2013 remake of The Evil Dead. Creatively titled Evil Dead... Chris/THE FALCON is still leading the world's fight against COVID-19 so Michael Cornell is back. Groovy.

Hosted by
Rob Yeomans
Dave Walker
Michael Cornell

Edited by
Dave Walker

We Made This: @wemadethispod
CineMortuary: @cinemortuary
Jun 28, 2020
Scanner Cop (1994)
4090
EPISODE 68: It's Dave's pick so its obviously a spin-off of Scanners III... Chris is away fighting crime as THE FALCON so Michael Cornell joins the party!

Hosted by
Dave Walker
Rob Yeomans
Michael Cornell

Edited by
Dave Walker

We Made This: @wemadethispod
CineMortuary: @cinemortuary
Jun 07, 2020
Poltergeist II: The Other Side (1986)
4938
EPISODE 67: Annoying kids, Spielberg's worst traits and super spooky curses. Needless to say Chris was not overjoyed with Rob's pick.

Hosted by
Rob Yeomans
Chris Wilson
Dave Walker

Edited by
Dave Walker

We Made This: @wemadethispod
CineMortuary: @cinemortuary
May 17, 2020
Final Destination 2 (2003)
4808
EPISODE 66: Chris loved Rob's Final Destination 3 pick from a while ago so much that he is diving right back into the franchise.

Rob's intro technique, multi-vehicle pile ups and White House raids. Just another day at the studio.

Hosted by
Chris Wilson
Dave Walker
Rob Yeomans

Edited by
Dave Walker

We Made This: @wemadethispod
CineMortuary: @cinemortuary
May 03, 2020
Troll 2 (1990)
4787
EPISODE 65!

Swamp dwelling creatures, green goo, Ted DiBiase lookalikes, atrocious dialogue and force feeding. Must be one of Dave's picks...

Hosted by
Dave Walker
Rob Yeomans
Chris Wilson

Edited by
Dave Walker

We Made This: @wemadethispod
CineMortuary: @cinemortuary
Apr 19, 2020
Predator 2 (1990)
5213
EPISODE 64: It's Dave appreciation week here at CineMortuary Towers and as such Rob gives him the gift of Predator 2.

Sequels in the big city, Japanese LaserDisc artwork and 90's nostalgia ahoy.

Hosted by
Rob Yeomans
Chris Wilson
Dave Walker

Edited by
Dave Walker

We Made This: @wemadethispod
CineMortuary: @cinemortuary
Apr 05, 2020
Attack of the 50 Ft Woman (1993)
5023
EPISODE 63: For some reason HBO decided to remake Attack of the 50 Ft Woman as a TV movie in 1993. Then for some reason Chris decided to pick it for the podcast. Then Dave decided to blow the lads away with his phenomenal football knowledge...

Hosted by
Chris Wilson
Dave Walker
Rob Yeomans

Edited by
Dave Walker

We Made This: @wemadethispod
CineMortuary: @cinemortuary
Mar 25, 2020
The Thing (VG)
5445
The Buffy Swearing Keyboard, polar bears, Gitaroo Man, NXT UK York review (about a week too late), admin, Rob not being good at lying and everything else you normally expect on this, uh, video game podcast?!?!

Hosted by
Dave Walker
Chris Wilson
Rob Yeomans

Edited by
Dave Walker

We Made This: @wemadethispod
CineMortuary: @cinemortuary
Mar 08, 2020
Let Me In (2010)
6480
Nicole Kidman's forehead, Greggs breakfast, snow in New Mexico, the Queen's Christmas Day speech, Eurovision, Nickelodeon sitcom bullies, parkour and much more in the sharpish remake of 2009's Let The Right One In.

Hosted by
Dave Walker
Chris Wilson
Rob Yeomans

Edited by
Dave Walker

We Made This: @wemadethispod
CineMortuary: @cinemortuary
www.wemadethispod.com
Feb 23, 2020
The Banana Splits Movie (2019)
5165
Dark and edgy remakes of your beloved childhood favourites take a disturbing turn as the Banana Splits downright murders people. Tra la la OH SHI--

Hosted by
Dave Walker
Rob Yeomans
THE FALCON

Edited by
Dave Walker

We Made This: @wemadethispod
CineMortuary: @cinemortuary
Feb 09, 2020
Frankenstein (1931)
4157
This film is so old, the running time of the original film was measured in length. Good thing we measure our wangs in minutes these days.

Hosted by Dave Walker, Chris Wilson and Rob Yeomans. Edited by Dave Walker.

Twitter: @cinemortuary
We Made This: @wemadethispod
Jan 19, 2020
Hot Fuzz (2007)
6123
CineMortuary is your fortnightly digest of horror reboots, remakes, sequels, prequels and squeakquels... so here's Hot Fuzz?!

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Dave Walker
Chris Wilson
Rob Yeomans

Edited by

Dave Walker

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Jan 05, 2020
Black Christmas (2006)
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With not many options for Christmas horror sequels or remakes, Sirs Yeomans and Walker look at 2006's Black Christmas, the cinematic equivalent of Pom-Bears. Sit down with a plate of skin cookies and enjoy!

Hosted by

Dave Walker
Rob Yeomans

Edited by

Chris Wilson

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Dec 22, 2019
The Thing (2011)
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With Willy away, Rob and Dave turn CineMortuary into one of those cliché nerd podcasts. Expect talk on The Thing (...2011) with references to Star Trek (...Discovery), X-Men (...the video games), Doctor Who (...the Christopher Eccleston years) and wrestling (...Jeff Hardy).

Hosted by
Dave Walker
Rob Yeomans

Edited by
Chris Wilson

CineMortuary: @cinemortuary
We Made This: @wemadethispod
Dec 08, 2019
Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives (1986)
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Sorry we're late with this episode. We keep being haunted by memories of that Scooby-Doo episode so, logically, we dug up his grave to destroy the corpse... except Scooby-Doo isn't dead, and who knows whose grave we've dug up oh god--

Hosted by
Dave Walker
Chris Wilson
Rob Yeomans

Edited by
Dave Walker

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We Made This: @wemadethispod
Apologies to: @scoobydooandhisfamily
Nov 28, 2019
The Blob (1988)
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Blobby, oh Mr Blobby, if only you could make us understand
Blobby, oh Mr Blobby, your influence will spread throughout the land


Hosted by

Dave Walker

Chris Wilson

Rob Yeomans

Edited by

Dave Walker

We Made This: @wemadethispod

CineMortuary: @cinemortuary
Nov 10, 2019
Sadako vs. Kayako (2016)
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AKA: The Ring vs The Grudge. Finally, a contest worthy of a Wrestlemania main event... or, at least, TNA Hard Justice.

Hosted by

Dave Walker

Chris Wilson

Rob Yeomans

Edited by

Dave Walker

We Made This: @wemadethispod

CineMortuary: @cinemortuary
Oct 27, 2019
Riddick (2013)
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"There are good podcasts, and then there are RIDDICKulously good podcasts. This was shaping up to be one of those."

!!!A new episode every week in October!!!

Hosted by

Dave Walker

Chris Wilson

Rob Yeomans

Edited by

Dave Walker

We Made This: @wemadethispod

CineMortuary: @cinemortuary
Oct 13, 2019
The Ring (2002)
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+ THE 2ND ANNUAL TURDIES.

We kick off our third year of CineMortuary with talk of Bill Goldberg wearing a wig, YouTube, I Love Horses Magazine, knobheads driving loudly around York at 11pm every night, Heartbeat, libraries, our sponsors NordVPN, and everything else you'd expect from a review of The Ring.

!!!A new episode every week in October!!!

Hosted by

Dave Walker

Chris Wilson

Rob Yeomans

Edited by

Dave Walker

We Made This: @wemadethispod

CineMortuary: @cinemortuary

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Oct 06, 2019
The Fly (1986)
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The lads are buzzing that they've reached 50 episodes. Listen as they fly into one of the big hitters of the horror genre, winging their way through historical Teletext, boking, two Coronation Street tram crashes, pet shops that sell baboons, and whether Geena Davis is hot or not.

Hosted by

Dave Walker

Chris Wilson

Rob Yeomans

Edited by

Dave Walker

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CineMortuary: @cinemortuary
Sep 22, 2019
Scooby-Doo on Zombie Island (1998)
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It's terror time again as Scooby-Doo goes full horror with actual zombies and actual witches and actual hot chili peppers. RIKES!

Hosted by

Dave Walker
Chris Wilson
Rob Yeomans

Edited by

Chris Wilson

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CineMortuary: @cinemortuary
Sep 08, 2019
Invaders From Mars (1986)
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Nurse Ratched eats frogs, deadlifting-shaped aliens bump into each other like idiots, and Dave's grumpy thanks to Rob Yeomans THE BEST PICKER OF FILMS EVER.

Hosted by

Dave Walker

Chris Wilson

Rob Yeomans

Edited by

Dave Walker

We Made This: @wemadethispod

CineMortuary: @cinemortuary
Aug 25, 2019
Underworld: Evolution (2006)
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Here we have a blossoming relationship in the midst of a brutal war between vampires and werewolves. #TeamMichael #TeamMarcus

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Dave Walker
Chris Wilson
Rob Yeomans

Edited by
Dave Walker

We Made This: @wemadethispod
CineMortuary: @cinemortuary
Aug 11, 2019
Resident Evil: Apocalypse (2004)
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Dave,

Dave, are you sure? This isn't the one with the face slicing and Slipknot, Dave? Nor the flying zombie dogs shooting guns out of their bums? Is this the right one, Dave? Dave???

Hosted by
Dave Walker
Chris Wilson
Rob Yeomans

Edited by
Dave Walker

We Made This: @wemadethispod
CineMortuary: @cinemortuary
Jul 21, 2019
Final Destination 3 (2006)
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Hollywood's violent tribute to Wallace and Gromit takes us to the theme park, tanning salon and the birth of MURICA. Grab a hot dog and untie your horse, you're in for a wild one.

Hosted by
Dave Walker
Chris Wilson
Rob Yeomans

Edited by
Dave Walker

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CineMortuary: @cinemortuary
Jul 07, 2019
Halloween (2018)
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The lads are back to discuss NordVPN, noodles, Jeremy Beadle, the boogeyman (or boogeymen), dancing, deadcats, Mick Hucknall, and maybe 2018's Halloween rebootquel as well.

Hosted by

Dave Walker
Chris Wilson
Rob Yeomans

Edited by Dave Walker

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CineMortuary: @cinemortuary
Jun 23, 2019
Bram Stoker's Legend of the Mummy 2 (2000)
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Straight from the bargain bins of second hand charity shops in Whitby, the lads talk about the cheapest film any of them have probably ever seen. That and backyard wrestling.

Hosted by

Dave Walker
Chris Wilson
Rob Yeomans

Edited by Dave Walker

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Jun 09, 2019
Slumber Party Massacre II (1987)
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It's sleepover time at CineMortuary Studios. Dave's brought the drinks, Willy's brought the popcorn, and Rob's brought this pile of--


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Chris Wilson
Rob Yeomans

Edited by Dave Walker


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May 19, 2019
Revenge of the Creature (1955)
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Dave, Rob and Willy travel back to the 1950s to see what the Creature from the black lagoon got up to next. As it turns out, the Creature is alive and starring in Jaws 3D and Shark Attack II.

Hosted by

Dave Walker
Chris Wilson
Rob Yeomans

Edited by Dave Walker


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May 05, 2019
Anacondas: The Hunt for the Blood Orchid (2004)
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THE lads in THE studio review THE 2004 film sequel to THE Anaconda franchise with THE subtitle THE Hunt for THE Blood Orchid. THE heck?

Hosted by

Dave Walker
Chris Wilson
Rob Yeomans

Edited by Dave Walker


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Apr 21, 2019
The Hills Have Eyes (2006)
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Rob's redemption arc for picking Exorcist II: The Heretic finally comes to an end. Or did it even begin? We forget now.

Hosted by

Dave Walker
Chris Wilson
Rob Yeomans

Edited by Dave Walker


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Apr 07, 2019
See No Evil 2 (2014)
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Slow chemicals, May 19th, Katie Vick, 36 inch penises, Tiny Lister, and much more wrestling-related nonsense as we pay a visit to WWE Studios. It was either this or Leprechaun: Origins tbh.

Hosts

Dave Walker
Chris Wilson
Rob Yeomans

Editor

Dave Walker

Twitter: @cinemortuary
We Made This: @wemadethispod
Mar 24, 2019
House of Wax (1953)
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A group of unwitting teens are stranded near a strange wax museum and soon must fight to survive and keep from becoming the next exhibit., starring Paris Hilton and Elisha Cuthbe-- excuse me, what? 1953?! Are you sure?!?!
Mar 03, 2019
Thir13en Ghosts (2001)
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Rob's redemption arc promises to curve up at some point. While we wait, here's some talk on Lincoln (boooo), the WCW Hardcore Junkyard Invitational, Dave's good mic, Shaggy from Scooby Doo, Hull (boooo), ghost-seeing glasses, comedic racism, 2001 face slicing, love, and THE FALCON.
Feb 17, 2019
Halloween III: Season of the Witch (1982)
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205 Live, the Irish, things in a toolbox, staying over at Rob's house, children's hobbies in the 80s, musical guests, Christmas trees in February... We talk about almost everything possible here. Except Michael Myers, who isn't in this film.
Feb 03, 2019
Zombi 2 (1979)
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Zombi 2, also known as: Sanguella, The Island of the Living Dead, Zombie Flesh Eaters, Zombie, Zombie The Dead Walk Among Us, Gli Ultimi Zombi, Woodoo, L'Enfer de Zombies, Zombie 2: The Dead Are Among Us and Nightmare Island. Take yer fuckin' pick.
Jan 21, 2019
Tremors 3: Back to Perfection (2001)
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Kevin Bacon's gone, so's Fred Ward, and now seemingly Willy too. Oh lawd.
Jan 07, 2019
Gremlins 2 (1990)
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Very #OnBrand for CineMortuary to have a horror Christmas special that's neither a horror or set at Christmas.
Dec 17, 2018
Scream 2 (1997)
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hope you like wrestling references because bloody hell this episode
Dec 03, 2018
Night Of The Living Dead (1990)
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they're coming to colourise you, barbara
Nov 19, 2018
Exorcist II: The Heretic (1977)
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*sigh*

We head back to psychotropic 1970s horror, via Africa and a New York populated by doves, for a whole bunch of nothing. LITERALLY, NOTHING HAPPENS. WHY IS NOTHING HAPPENING? THROW A FUCKING PIE.

Spoiler alert: 2019 'Turd of the Year' winner right here.
Nov 05, 2018
Jaws 3D (1983)
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JAWS 3D DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO
JAWS 3D DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO
JAWS 3D DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO
JAWS 3D

JAWS 3D DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO
JAWS 3D DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO
JAWS 3D DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO
JAWS 3D

Also, we finally dish out the 'The Golden Turdies', dishing out awards for our first year of CineMortuary.
Oct 22, 2018
Godzilla (1998)
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We're going deeper underground for our biggest podcast yet. Probably. Maybe. Not. Size does matter, so here's Matthew Broderick being a massive bellend.
Oct 08, 2018
The Town That Dreaded Sundown (2014)
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Inspired by the meta-sequel The Town That Dreaded Sundown, here's a podcast about a podcast detailing a podcast that happened in a previous podcast but now has its own podcast.
Sep 24, 2018
Alien 3 (1992)
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The lads celebrate reaching a quarter of a century by revisiting the Alien franchise. Here's a HOT TAKE for you: we quite like this one.
Sep 10, 2018
Dracula (1958)
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The lads take a bite out of Dracula, hammering home why this sucks. (Jim Duggan intensifies)
Aug 27, 2018
Amityville 4: The Evil Escapes (1989)
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A budgie is shoved into the microwave by a lamp. What more do you people want?!
Aug 13, 2018
Dawn of the Dead (2004)
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Get up, come on get down with the sickness
Get up, come on get down with the sickness
Get up, come on get down with the sickness
Open up your hate, and let it flow into me
Jul 30, 2018
Paranormal Activity 2 (2010)
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Seriously, Dan, you just spent thousands of dollars on a top-of-the-range security system and you won't even check your DVR when spooky shit happens to your daughter, wtf are you doing you utter gammon?

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Jul 16, 2018
Jeepers Creepers 3 (2017)
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The lads try getting back to normal, or as normal as it gets, in the aftermath of Blair Witch: Book of Shadows. Chris has apparently murdered a man, Dave got hitched, Rob's recovering from a 4am McDonalds, and god knows where Big Rich has gone.
Jul 02, 2018
Book of Shadows: Blair Witch 2 (2000)
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YOU LET BIG RICH DO A PODCAST???
Jun 18, 2018
Sharknado 2: The Second One (2014)
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You have two choices for the different second film: go to New York or go to space. Thankfully Fin and his shark-specific tornadoes opt for the Big Apple, where he's surrounded by celebrities I think we're meant to recognise.

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Jun 04, 2018
It (2017)
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This remake of the TV film - put those complaints away - places us right in the middle of the current wave of 1980s nostalgia. Can we expect something different than kids on bikes clowning around like a bunch of goon(ie)s? Well, Stranger Things have happened.

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May 21, 2018
A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors (1987)
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Oh dear. The lads find themselves stuck in a mental institution with only a nun speaking in nonsensical riddles for company. Their dreams are trying to kill them, and even worse, the guy responsible has developed a taste for terrible puns. Can they survive? Or with the dream warriors, they don't want to dream no more, and maybe tonight they'll be gone.

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May 07, 2018
The Grudge (2004)
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So we're clear: the maid's body was in the attic before the married couple's because the maid's sequence at the beginning of the film takes place chronologically after the couple move in and it's their corpses the maid sees as she's dragged up and killed before the couple move in and wait that's not right--

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Apr 23, 2018
Blade II (2002)
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Part 2 of CineMortuary's unboxing trilogy and Dave's at it again choosing films that are horror in name only (granted the first Blade was quite goretacular). We're too excited from seeing Danny John Jules in a non-Red Dwarf role to care.

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Apr 09, 2018
The Fog (2005)
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The first part of CineMortuary's unboxing trilogy sees Rob deliver a near-literal turd in a box. That's why we're dipping back into John Carpenter remake territory with the 2005 remake of The Fog - where atmospherics and Jamie Lee Curtis have been replaced by Fall Out Boy and Shannon from Lost. On the plus side, CEX will offer to buy Dave and Chris' newly acquired DVDs for 1p.

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Mar 26, 2018
The Conjuring 2 (2016)
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Our last episode featured a film so obscure, we've made an effort to synergetically put our ducks in a row and target our key demographics in order to enhance the CineMortuary experience. Who'd have thought reviewing a modern film would shoot us into the big time? Now buy our merch.

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Mar 12, 2018
The Return of the Evil Dead (1973)
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Somewhere in Spain, exactly 500 years ago tonight, Dailymotion was created as a rival to YouTube. But it was a bit bollocks and uncool so everyone forgot about it. What will happen when the king of obsolete formats gives the other two hosts a reason to venture into this ghost town? Nothing but red X's and ten year old episodes of TNA Impact await.

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Feb 26, 2018
My Bloody Valentine 3D (2009)
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No clues. No motives. A city full of suspects. Solving this case is going to be murder. Well darn.

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Feb 12, 2018
The Wicker Man (2006)
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Amazing Cage, how sweet the sound,
That saved a wretch like me.
I once was lost but now am found,
Was blind, NO NOT THE BEES.

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Beginning shamelessly stolen from https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_mW8mBzmHo
Jan 29, 2018
The Mummy Returns (2001)
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"It's not a horror film though, is it?"

The thing is, if Dave hadn't been put on the spot he would've chosen something more gore-tastic. And if Chris hadn't screwed up his calendar, we could've scheduled this episode for New Year's Day as The Mummy Returns' is quite a 3pm New Year's Day on BBC One film. And if Rob hadn't stood there looking as lost as David O'Leary at the end of his run as manager of Leeds United he... dunno where I'm going with this. We're sorry, okay?!



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Jan 15, 2018
House on Haunted Hill (1999)
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Having travelled beyond the Long Hard Road Out of Hell (aka 2017), This Is the New Shit. Rob, Chris, and Dave review the House of Haunted Hill remake; where instead of some Disposable Teens, we have The Nobodies. They better Get their Gunns (from coffins-within-coffins for some reason) and break out the Fight Song as our Beautiful People must spend a night in said haunting house without dying. Will it be Arma-goddamn-motherfuckin-geddon for our Born Villains? Please listen to this episode because if you don't, WE KNOW WHERE YOU FUCKING LIVE.

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Jan 01, 2018
Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1978)
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The final episode of 2017 takes us into the realms of weird space flowers, weird sports zombies, and weird Jeff Goldblum wandering onto the set until they were forced to put him in the film. Chris (sponsored by water®) explains why the 1956 is his favourite horror film, while Rob and Dave play switcheroo on their opinions about the remake. But who's to say our hosts haven't been replaced by alien versions of themselves? It'd certainly explain the cabbages in the corner of the recording studio...

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Dec 11, 2017
Mary Shelley's Frankenstein (1994)
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It's the second round of Dave's Laserdisc shitbin. This time we look at Mary Shelley's Frankenstein (1994), which IMDB describes as follows:

Based on Kenneth Branagh's novel, "Kenneth Branagh" tells the story of Kenneth Branagh, a promising young doctor who, devastated by the death of Kenneth Branagh during childbirth, becomes obsessed with bringing Kenneth Branagh back to life. His experiments lead to the creation of Kenneth Branagh, which Kenneth Branagh has put together with the remains of corpses. It's not long before Kenneth Branagh regrets his actions.

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Nov 27, 2017
Jason X (2001)
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Rob, Dave, and Chris bring that beat back as we dive headfirst into 2001. We talk about Drowning Pool, The Matrix, and the fashion sense straight outta Buffy the Vampire Slayer. You can hear the nostalgia in our voices - we may even go and get frosted tips after this.

Oh and Jason Voorhees is frozen, woken up hundreds of years later, shot up into space, whatever.

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Nov 13, 2017
Halloween (2007)
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In 2007, Rob's favourite film was remade by the (at the time) hottest horror director in Hollywood. Now ten years later, Dave and Chris make him relive what turned out to be one of his worst viewing experiences, because we love him that much. Can the gang survive the trip to Haddonfield? Or will they get lost forever in Rob Zombie's geographically confused clusterfuck?

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Oct 30, 2017
Shark Attack 2 (2000)
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This time we dive deep into Dave's DVD pile of despair. It's a shark film so the Jaws 'references' (if we're being extremely charitable) begin from frame one. We should be angry at the lack of effort all round, but we just get confused over whether Shark Attack II takes place in Australia or South Africa. Or both?
Oct 16, 2017
Alien Resurrection (1997)
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EPISODE 1. CineMortuary kicks off with a review of a film from the Alien franchise. No, not that one. Nor the other one. Instead we delve into Jean-Pierre Jeunet's extremely subtle masterpiece. Along the way we find who Rob thinks is a "shovel with eyes", what genre Dave pretends this is to alleviate the pain, and slowly realise how many times Chris says "in all fairness" (well, we don't, but now you will).

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Oct 02, 2017