Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer

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 Dec 15, 2018

Shannon
 Nov 30, 2018
Nicole is an open book. She's fun, hilarious, and an inspiration to anyone who struggles with accepting or being their true selves. Listen to this, have fun and be unapologetic.

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 Aug 17, 2018

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Description

Nicole Byer is single and has been for decades. She’s smart, funny, has a fat ass and loves giving blow jobs. So the question is why is she perpetually single? This podcast is a quest to find that answer.


Episode Date
55: Getting Past Dick Size w/ Lisa Hanawalt
00:53:40

"He just started sweating so much, that it was like water pouring onto me. And he said it was cause he was sad about his ex-girlfriend."

Lisa Hanawalt (Bojack Horseman, Baby Genuises Podcast) discusses how to deal with boring guys, publicly declaring your love (like on this very podcast), and the complex behind needing a big dick for pleasurable sex. Nicole reads her latest dating app conversations and also convinces Lisa to eat Adam Conover's butt.

You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy

Be sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance have it read on-air.

Follow Nicole Byer:

Tour Dates: nicolebyerwastaken.com/tourdates

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Facebook: www.facebook.com/nicolebyercomedy

Dec 14, 2018
54: Love, Lust, and Infatuation w/ Baron Vaughn
01:00:24

"Everyone is doing monogamy. And if you try to cram all those people into one door, someone is gonna get hurt."

Baron Vaughn (Corporate, The New Negros) explains LOVE. What it is to be a love addict, and the differences on love, lust, and infatuation. He also shares his experiences being in non-monogamous relationships. Nicole addresses the recent reddit threads, explaining why her comedy is so dick-focused.

Check out the New Negroes show on Comedy Central in 2019!

You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy

Be sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance have it read on-air.

Follow Nicole Byer:

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Facebook: www.facebook.com/nicolebyercomedy


Dec 07, 2018
53: Nicole Does a Live Tarot Reading w/ Inessa Frantowski
00:56:15

Inessa Frantowski (UCB) performs a live tarot reading for Nicole, and boy, are the results dark. They also discuss at what point in the relationship do you have 'the talk', and changing yourself to attract potential partners. Nicole's giving up and starts scheming up a way to be on 90 Day Fiance.

Be sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance have it read on-air.

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Facebook: www.facebook.com/nicolebyercomedy


Nov 30, 2018
52: Dating for Personality or Looks w/ Erin Whitehead
01:00:56

"The thought of you inside me makes me upset"

Erin Whitehead (Animals, Wild Horses) shares her experiences on a dating app designed for Apple fans, why she doesn't like relationships, and dating for looks vs personality. Nicole's shopping for a sex torso to practice her eye contact.

You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy

Be sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance have it read on-air.

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Nov 23, 2018
51: Nicole Reviews Guy Fieri's Restaurant at the Burbank Airport w/ Justin Noble
00:56:58

"This is the best date I've ever planned, and it's all downhill from here."

Nicole opens up about her current dating life! She shares the story of her best date ever at Guy Fieri's restaurant at the Burbank airport. Justin Noble (Brooklyn Nine-Nine) joins Nicole to give her some texting advice, speculate what life must be like when you're pretty, and talk about the pilot they produced together.

You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy

Be sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance have it read on-air.

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Nov 16, 2018
50: Is It OK to Google Your Dates? w/ Kara Klenk
01:04:58

"He gave the podcast people more insight into why we broke up than he did to me"

Turns out, talking about your relationship publicly on podcasts could be troublesome. Kara Klenk (Magic for Humans, stand-up) shares her experiences when her break-up details were announced on a podcast. Nicole has to start being careful what she says on WWYDM, cause turns out people she dating are listening to this. Oops! Also, Nicole's sister's eHarmony account has been hacked with photos of white women. The internet is straight up crazy.

You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy

Be sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance have it read on-air.

Follow Nicole Byer:

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Nov 09, 2018
49: Vagina Talk w/ Megan Neuringer
01:02:37

"With size, there's truly no winning in being an objectified woman."

Megan Neuringer (writer, Portlandia) talks about body anxieties at every size, teaches Nicole about her ovaries and how to find the best relationship advice on Google. Nicole realizes she used to cock block her dad as a child, and discusses her suspicions with her male gynecologist.

You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy

Be sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance have it read on-air.

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Nov 02, 2018
48: Sex Tips to Make Your Girl Cum w/ Ify Nwadiwe
00:58:28

"I promise you, you'll never fuck good enough to not have to eat pussy"

Ify Nwadiwe (@midnight, Buzzfeed Video, Nerdificent Podcast) joins us to discuss playing D&D with the Sprouse twins, provides sex tips for the guys, and living vicariously through thirst traps. Nicole's pussy is sick this episode. She shares her latest stand up horror stories, and crazy tinder messages.

You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy

Be sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance have it read on-air.

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Oct 26, 2018
47: Ice Cold Kiss w/ Tony Rodriguez
01:00:36

Tony Rodriguez (UCB) discusses his worst dates, the importance of communication during sex, and bad kissing. Nicole shares the time she showed her pussy to her roommate.

You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy

Be sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance have it read on-air.

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Facebook: www.facebook.com/nicolebyercomedy

Oct 19, 2018
46: Limp Dick w/ Pandora Boxx
00:57:05

Pandora Boxx (RuPaul's Drag Race) discusses life after Drag Race, being in an open relationship, and wild fan encounters. Nicole describes her latest nightmare date filled with red flags.

Check out Pandora's new parody single, Oops I Think I Pooped on YouTube.

You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy

Be sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance have it read on-air.

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Oct 12, 2018
45: Nicole's Horny w/ Mary Sasson
00:57:25

Mary Sasson (UCB) discusses the ever growing trends in women's bodies. Nicole talks about the worst dicks she's slept with and makes an apology to her Pizza match on Tinder. Also, Nicole's like really, really horny in this one.  

You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy

Be sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance have it read on-air.

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Oct 05, 2018
44: The Trouble with Threesomes w/ Jazzmyne Robbins
00:53:03

Jazzmyne Robbins (Buzzfeed) is on to discuss thirsting publicly on Instagram, the times they’ve contemplated sleeping with fans, and the problematic nature of threesomes.

You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy

Be sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance have it read on-air.

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Sep 28, 2018
43: Sex Tapes w/ Roz Drezfalez
00:53:23

Roz Drezfalez (Drag queen, stand-up) discusses the life and struggles of dating as a drag queen. Nicole expresses why dating a improv comic is a turn off for her, and shares her interest in having a sex-tape leaked on Pornhub.

Roz's Instagram: @rozdrezfalez

Roz's Podcast: The Gasp

You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy

Be sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance have it read on-air.

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Sep 21, 2018
42: Nicole Plays Matchmaker w/ Jason Kim
00:49:15

Jason Kim (Love, Girls) is on the podcast. They talk about how they met over a mutual love for Beyoncé, Nicole shares her latest cocaine bender, and describes the turn of events that lead her to loving her body.

You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy

Be sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance have it read on-air.

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Sep 14, 2018
41: Booty Call Horror Story w/ Jameela Jamil
00:59:48

Jameela Jamil (The Good Place) discuss how she got cast in The Good Place, the rejection she got as a child, and shares her most horrifying Tinder date.

Check out Jameela's "I Weigh" Instagram, a movement for us to feel valuable and see how amazing we are, beyond the flesh on our bones.

You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy

Be sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance have it read on-air.

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Sep 07, 2018
40: Woke Therapy w/ Fiona Landers
00:47:25

Things get heavy in this episode of Why Won't You Date Me. Fiona Landers (UCB, Full House) discusses her previous marriage with a comedian, how a death in the family affected her dating life, and ghosting. Nicole reads her Hinge dating app answers and realizes it could be the reason she never gets matches.

You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy

Be sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance have it read on-air.

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Aug 31, 2018
39: Wes from Nailed It is here!
00:51:35

Weston Bahr is on the podcast to discuss what it's like to be harassed by Nicole on Nailed It, creepy DMs he gets from fans, all the dick jokes they've had to cut from the show, and so much more in this gossip-filled episode.

You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy

Be sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance have it read on-air.

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Aug 24, 2018
38: Why'd You Stop Dating Me? w/ Nick Snow
00:58:04

Nicole and Nick Snow dated for a month, before Nick decided they should stop seeing one another. Now he's on the podcast to reminisce their first date, get closure on some things, and get confronted on why he stopped dating her.

You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy

Be sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance have it read on-air.

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Aug 17, 2018
37: Nicole Answers a Dating Questionnaire w/ Ego Nwodim
01:03:24

Ego Nwodim joins Nicole to talk therapy and the times they've shat their pants. Ego takes a look at Nicole's updated Tinder profile. Nicole re-reads her Bagel Meets Coffee questionnaire and realizes why she may have never got matches on it.

You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy

Rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a nasty comment for a chance have it read on-air.

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Aug 10, 2018
36: Boyfriendless Forever w/ Marcella Arguello
00:59:11

Marcella Arguello (stand up, @midnight) joins Nicole to share their love for sucking dick, her worry for being fetishized as a tall woman, and gives Nicole great advice for her Tinder profile.

You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy

Be sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance have it read on-air.

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Aug 03, 2018
35: Shoplifting Stories w/ Sabrina Jalees
00:56:44

Sabrina Jalees (Netflix's The Comedy Lineup) joins Nicole to discuss hot celebrities they've taped to their bedroom walls, why they both enjoy gay porn, and both share their shoplifting stories.

You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy

Be sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance have it read on-air.

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Jul 27, 2018
34: Nicole's Opening Bumble Messages w/ Fran Gillespie
01:08:22

Fran Gillespie (SNL, Love, The Good Place) joins Nicole to discuss why it's harder for women to openly discuss sex than men. Nicole describes her Raya application process and shares her latest unsuccessful Bumble messages.

You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy

Be sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance have it read on-air.

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Jul 20, 2018
33: Nicole's Latest Tinder Failures w/ John Mason & Nicholas Stavola
00:53:46

Nicole's oldest, best friends John Mason & Nicholas Stavola reminisce about their old high school romances, why John wouldn't take Nicole to their prom, and Nicole shares some hot pussy facts.

You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy

Be sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance have it read on-air.

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Jul 13, 2018
32: Racism in Hollywood w/ Oscar Montoya
01:18:42

Oscar Montoya (UCB, Inside the Disney Vault podcast) joins Nicole to talk through his 4 year dry spell, Mario Betalli's mitten hands, and the rampant racism in Los Angeles.

You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy

Be sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance have it read on-air.

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Jul 06, 2018
31: Love, Marriage, and Taxes w/ Nick Wiger
01:05:48

Nick Wiger (Doughboys, I Love You America) is on the show to gush about the love for his wife, learn about Nicole's green card marriage, and talk about responses they get from horny Doughboy fans. Also stay tuned for Nicole's more recent Tinder stories, and Nick shares the time he saw the most boobs at once.

You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy

Be sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance have it read on-air.

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Jun 29, 2018
30: Why Won't You Bake with Me w/ Carl Tart
00:58:09

Carl Tart (Comedy Bang Bang, Party Over Here) joins Nicole to discuss their favorite memes, the crazy foods Nicole's been subjected to on Nailed It!, and why they like swearing in front of kids.

You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy

Be sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance have it read on-air.

Follow Nicole Byer:

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Twitter: @nicolebyer

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Facebook: www.facebook.com/nicolebyercomedy


Jun 22, 2018
29: Dating Thick w/ Jon Gabrus
01:04:13

The incredible Jon Gabrus (Raised by TV, Action Boyz, High & Mighty podcast) joins Nicole to share the adorable story on meeting his wife, and how it lead him to make out with all of his friends in the process. Nicole confronts Gabrus on why he hypothetically wouldn't date her, shares more stories about her sleeping with cab drivers, and reads problematic Tinder messages. They also discuss the latest cases of sexual assault in the entertainment industry.

Be sure to check out Gabrus's podcast High & Mighty, also on the HeadGum network.

You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy

Be sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance have it read on-air.

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Jun 15, 2018
28: Take a Look at Nicole's new Tinder Bio! w/ Zeke Nicholson
01:02:06

Zeke Nicholson (A.P. Bio, Take My Wife, Lopez) joins Nicole to share stories from their first acting gigs, discuss the incestuous feel of dating people in the comedy community, and Zeke rates Nicole's NEW Tinder bio!

You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy

Be sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance have it read on-air.

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Facebook: www.facebook.com/nicolebyercomedy


Jun 08, 2018
27: Nicole's Figuring Out Her Sexuality w/ Zainab Johnson
00:49:34

Zainab Johnson (Stand-up, HonesTEA with Z podcast) is here to answer all of Nicole's questions on the Muslim religion, what being "emotionally unavailable" means, and Nicole think she's finally figured out her sexuality.


You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy

Be sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance have it read on-air.


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Instagram: @nicolebyer

Facebook: www.facebook.com/nicolebyercomedy

Jun 01, 2018
26: Getting Paid for Sex w/ Meatball and Big Dipper
01:02:43

Buckle up, this episode is a wild one. Nicole is joined by drag queen Meatball and rapper Big Dipper! They discuss how they like to be choked in bed and the times they've gotten paid and have paid for sex. Nicole gets convinced to hire a male hooker for her next birthday. You DON'T want to miss this episode.

You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy

Be sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance have it read on-air.


Follow Nicole Byer:

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Facebook: www.facebook.com/nicolebyercomedy

May 25, 2018
25: Live from RuPaul's DragCon 2018 w/ Eureka O'Hara
00:51:06

It's Why Won't You Date Me's first live podcast! Eureka O'Hara (RuPaul's Drag Race season 9 & 10) joins Nicole to discuss what it's like to have sex in drag, how Drag Race prevents their contestants from hooking up, and answers questions from the audience.

You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy

Be sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance have it read on-air.

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May 18, 2018
24: The World is Pretty Unfair w/ Jake Weisman
00:59:49

Jake Weisman (Corporate) joins Nicole to talk the traumatic incident that couldn't let him cum for a decade, his experience with Raya, and how he likes to slips into a his Robin Williams character during sex.

You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy

Be sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance have it read on-air.


Follow Nicole Byer:

Tour Dates: nicolebyerwastaken.com/tourdates

Twitter: @nicolebyer

Instagram: @nicolebyer

Facebook: www.facebook.com/nicolebyercomedy


And finally, check out Loosely Exactly Nicole on Facebook:

https://www.facebook.com/looselyexactlynicole/

May 11, 2018
23: Advice from a Married Couple w/ Madeline Walter and Ben Greene
01:02:17

It's Why Won't You Date Me's first married couple guest! Madeline Walter (UCB, Definitely Dying podcast) and Ben Greene (UCB, On The Cusp podcast) discuss the crazy drunken story that nearly made them break up. Nicole shares the times she catfished guys on AIM and also shares her virginity story. This episode is juicy, juicy, juicy and you don't want to miss it!


May 04, 2018
22: Lying About Your Age Online w/ Molly Tarlov
00:47:14

Molly Tarlov (MTV's Awkward) joins Nicole to talk about their one night stands, Nicole's experiences on a Jewish dating app, and lying about your age online.

You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy

Be sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance have it read on-air.


Follow Nicole Byer:

Tour Dates: nicolebyerwastaken.com/tourdates

Twitter: @nicolebyer

Instagram: @nicolebyer

Facebook: www.facebook.com/nicolebyercomedy


And finally, check out Loosely Exactly Nicole on Facebook:

https://www.facebook.com/looselyexactlynicole/

Apr 27, 2018
21: Body Positivity w/ Tess Holliday
00:51:10

Tess Holliday is a plus sized model who's attracted some creepy Instagram DMs. She's on the show to discuss body positivity, Nicole's latest Tinder failures, and the troubles of Skype sex.

You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy

Be sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance have it read on-air.


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Apr 20, 2018
20: Masturbating to Food w/ Marcy Jarreau
00:58:17

Nicole's good friend Marcy Jarreau (UCB Comedy, Loosely Exactly Nicole, Kar Dishin' It podcast) is on the show to discuss Nicole's hate for the Coffee Meets Bagel dating app, and soup.

Check out Marcy Jarreau's A Funny Feeling podcast on HeadGum!

You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy

Be sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance have it read on-air.


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Apr 13, 2018
19: Nicole's finally on Raya! w/ Eliza Skinner
01:00:24

With the help from Eliza Skinner (The Late Late with James Corden, Drop The Mic) Nicole is finally on Raya! They discuss what the exclusive dating platform is like, and if they would ever date their own fans. Nicole also admits her love for shoplifting to her Tinder matches. Does it work? The answer may not surprise you.

You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy

Be sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance have it read on-air.


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And finally, check out Loosely Exactly Nicole on Facebook:

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Apr 06, 2018
18: The Fappening w/ Dan Black
00:55:49

What if shit actually tasted great, and that's why people eat ass? Dan Black (UCB Comedy, The Comedians of Wrestling Podcast) is on the show to ask the real questions. Nicole introduces Dan to butt-stuff, details her sexual encounter word doc she keeps, and talks about the effects of the 2004 Fappening. This episode is a wild one and you don't want to miss it.


You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy

Be sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance have it read on-air.


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Mar 29, 2018
17: Gay Bar Sidewalk Sale w/ Mano Agapion
00:54:56

Mano Agapion (UCB, Horny for Horror) joins Nicole to have a great discussion on race and gender identity, body dysmorphia, and a crazy Grindr threesome story.


You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy

Be sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance have it read on-air.


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Mar 23, 2018
16: What a Time to be Alive w/ Langan Kingsley
00:49:13

Langan Kingsley (Corporate) joins Nicole to discuss masturbating in public, stalking exes on Instagram, and what Nicole really wants in a man.

You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy

Be sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance have it read on-air.


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And finally, check out Loosely Exactly Nicole on Facebook:

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Mar 16, 2018
15: The 5 Love Languages w/ Warren Burke
00:54:17

Warren Burke (Jimmy Kimmel Live!) talks Nicole through her intimacy issues, the 5 love languages, and the time she got mistaken for a hooker.

You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy

Be sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance have it read on-air.


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And finally, check out Loosely Exactly Nicole on Facebook:

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Mar 09, 2018
14: Dating Fans w/ Mike Mitchell
00:49:17

This week Mike Mitchell (The Birthday Boys, Doughboys, Love) is on the show to get his Tinder profile rated, discuss whether they would date fans, and why he doesn't like sharing a bed in a relationship. Things get real in this episode - you won't want to miss it.

Subscribe to the Doughboys Podcast!

Play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy


Be sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance have it read on-air.


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Mar 02, 2018
13: Sexting w/ Jen D'Angelo
00:41:59

Jen D'Angelo (Workaholics, *Loosely Exactly Nicole) is on the show to discuss terrible prank shows they've filmed, why Nicole hates Christmas, and sexting.

You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at:

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Be sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance have it read on-air.


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Feb 23, 2018
12: Getting Drunk at the Movies w/ Brooks Wheelan
00:54:54

Brooks Wheelan (SNL) is on the show to discuss the ultra-exclusive Raya app, how he once got scabies from a girl he met in a liquor store parking lot, and the time he embarrassed himself in front of George Clooney.

You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy

Be sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance have it read on-air.


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Feb 16, 2018
11: Featuring the Man Who's Floor I Peed On w/ EJ Wolborsky
00:41:48

EJ isn't a comedian, but just a nice guy who's floor Nicole peed on after a drunken party at an Apple store. Hear them reconcile on what happened that fateful night, and for some wholesome dating advice.

You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at:

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Be sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance have it read on-air.


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Feb 09, 2018
10: Bad Threesomes w/ Matteo Lane
00:54:01

Nicole's good friend Matteo Lane (Guy Code, @midnight, Ladylike) is on the podcast to rate Nicole's Tinder, talk about their experiences with threesomes, and discuss the horrors of sucking a dirty dick.

You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at:

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Be sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance have it read on-air.


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Feb 02, 2018
9: Growing Up Fat w/ Jacob Wysocki
00:55:23

Jacob Wysocki (*Loosely Exactly Nicole, UCB Comedy) joins Nicole to discuss being fat, going through puberty, and dating "normies".

You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at:

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Be sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance have it read on-air.


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Jan 26, 2018
8: Do Men Not Respond to Funny Women? w/ Joanna Bradley
00:51:46

Joanna Bradley (UCBComedy, Saturday Night Live) joins Nicole to share some of their bad Craigslist hookups stories, discuss the challenges of dating as a female comedian, AND reveal the time they hooked up! You don't want to miss this one.

You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at:

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Be sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance have it read on-air.


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Jan 19, 2018
7: Would You Date a Chucklefucker? w/ George Kareman
00:44:10

George Kareman (UCB Comedy, Long Haired Businessmen) is on the show to teach Nicole how to use Hinge, and if they would ever date a chucklefucker. Nicole reveals her whole sneaky plan to make out with George.

You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at:

https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy

Be sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance have it read on-air.


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Jan 12, 2018
6: We're Getting Juiced w/ Alison Rich
00:54:12

Alison Rich (The Goldbergs, Party Over Here) joins Nicole for a nice juicing. Get ready to listen to some crazy Tinder hookup stories, find out how Nicole is connected to the Kardashians, and the time Nicole slept with a man who had a LIZARD in his room.

You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at:

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Be sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance have it read on-air.


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Jan 04, 2018
5: What's Up with Hair Conditioner? w/ Ben Axelrad
00:48:06

Nicole's friend Ben Axelrad (UCB Comedy, Definitely Dying Podcast) joins her to talk therapy, horrible dating stories, and why Nicole and Ben stopped dating after 3 dates.


You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at:

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Be sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance have it read on-air.


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Dec 29, 2017
4: The Science Behind Dating Apps w/ Emily Heller
01:02:27

Emily Heller (Comedian, Baby Geniuses) joins Nicole to discuss the stats behind dating apps, steamy movies and the most boring man Nicole has ever dated.

Know how IMDB's star meter works? Please tell us. Email Nicole at baconcansave@gmail.com.


You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at:

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Be sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance have it read on-air.


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Dec 21, 2017
3: Nicole's Pussy Pic That Went Too Far w/ Sasheer Zamata
00:45:52

Nicole's dear friend Sasheer Zamata (SNL) joins her to rate her Tinder bio, perform a live-reading of her Tinder conversations and Nicole shares the time the pussy pic she sent to a guy was deemed "too far!!". Also they didn't hook up... JUST A LIL FYI FOR YA!

You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at:

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Be sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance have it read on-air.


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Dec 15, 2017
2: Bad Hookups w/ Dan Lippert
00:59:18

Dan Lippert (UCB Comedy, Comedy Bang Bang) joins us to talk about Nicole's abandonment issues, the time she blew him in a bathroom, and Nicole shares the time she slept with a guy with a literal BROKEN dick.

You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at:

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Be sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance have it read on-air.


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Dec 08, 2017
1: Tinder Troubles w/ Will Hines
00:56:07

On the first episode of Why Won't You Date Me, Will Hines (UCB Comedy, Don't Get Me Started, CollegeHumor) joins Nicole to rate her Tinder game, discuss her past green card marriage, and talk about a lil make out shesh they had.

You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at:

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Be sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance have it read on-air.


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Dec 01, 2017
Why Won't You Date Me? Here's a Little Tease.
00:07:57

Why is Nicole so single? She's cute, funny, has a fat ass, and loves giving blow jobs. This podcast is a quest to find the answer. Join Nicole and her guests - comedians and ex-lovers, as they boil it down why dating as a comedian is so hard.

Subscribe to Why Won't You Date Me today, and get ready for the first episode to drop 12/1!

Nov 15, 2017