Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer

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Subscribers: 2373
Reviews: 15


 Sep 2, 2020

molly
 Jan 9, 2020
Love this podcast. Nicole is an awesome human in general :)

Ira
 Nov 21, 2019
Love the show. Binged 5 or six shows in a day. It is pretty obvious why she's single, to me at least. incredibly picky and doesn't really want a long term relationship. Just loves the short hookups and can't get over general character flaws

dan
 Oct 26, 2019
I like the podcast cause Nicole is funny, but it's so painfully obvious why she's single. fat, obnoxiously loud and self centered.

Being Missflo
 Sep 24, 2019
Love this show!

Description

Nicole Byer is single and has been for decades. She’s smart, funny, has a fat ass and loves giving blow jobs. So the question is why is she perpetually single? This podcast is a quest to find that answer. Every week, Nicole invites a comedian, friend, or ex-fling to interview their dating life and figure out her own.


Episode Date
Joking Around (w/ Yamaneika Saunders)
01:08:36

The incredibly funny Yamaneika Saunders (Broad City, Inside Amy Schumer) joins Nicole to discuss comedy, following her mom's love for stand-up, her defense for humor about people with disabilities, and the depths of racism in our society. After the break, Yamaneika discusses breaking up in the pandemic, and her plan to freeze her eggs.

Support Black Lives Matter. For a list of resources and ways to help, check out blacklivesmatters.carrd.co.

Follow Nicole Byer:

Twitter: @nicolebyer

Instagram: @nicolebyer

Facebook: www.facebook.com/nicolebyercomedy

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Order Nicole's book: www.indiebound.org/book/9781524850746

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Sep 25, 2020
From Race Chaser to Husband (w/ Latrice Royale)
00:59:48

Drag queen Latrice Royale (RuPaul's Drag Race, RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars) joins Nicole for a good teeheehee. She discusses getting into drag on a dare, writing on AJ and the Queen, meeting their husband Chris at a meet & greet, and the story behind their Chicago pride festival proposal.

Check out Latrice's podcast: The Chop.

Support Black Lives Matter. For a list of resources and ways to help, check out blacklivesmatters.carrd.co.

Follow Nicole Byer:

Twitter: @nicolebyer

Instagram: @nicolebyer

Facebook: www.facebook.com/nicolebyercomedy

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Order Nicole's book: www.indiebound.org/book/9781524850746

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Sep 18, 2020
America Scammed Us (w/ Dewayne Perkins)
01:11:17

Comedian and writer Dewayne Perkins (Brooklyn Nine-Nine, The Break with Michelle Wolf) joins Nicole to talk about getting back together with his ex, the importance of checking in with your partner, and how America has failed everyone. They also get into what it's like to be 'the diversity hire', the systemic racism present in writers' rooms, and how to turn the thought of death into something positive.

Support Black Lives Matter. For a list of resources and ways to help, check out blacklivesmatters.carrd.co.

Follow Nicole Byer:

Twitter: @nicolebyer

Instagram: @nicolebyer

Facebook: www.facebook.com/nicolebyercomedy

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Order Nicole's book: www.indiebound.org/book/9781524850746

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Sep 11, 2020
Lady Game (w/ Sam Jay)
01:03:20

Comedian Sam Jay (writer at SNL) discusses how she met her girlfriend, the influence of wealth in a relationship, and the difference between flirting with men and women. Sam teaches Nicole about bad bitch energy, and how she developed her "lady game". Plus, why aren't interviewers asking White people about #BLM?

Check out Sam Jay's special on Netflix: netflix.com/title/81078802

Support Black Lives Matter. For a list of resources and ways to help, check out blacklivesmatters.carrd.co.

Follow Nicole Byer:

Twitter: @nicolebyer

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Facebook: www.facebook.com/nicolebyercomedy

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Order Nicole's book: www.indiebound.org/book/9781524850746

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Sep 04, 2020
The World is Really Shitty and I'm Alone (w/ Ziwe)
01:01:53

Ziwe (writer for Desus & Mero) and Nicole chat about being horn'd up, what they've been crying over, and are trying to learn to love what they see in the mirror. Nicole's back on the apps, where it seems like performative activism is the growing trend in dating bios. On the plus side, Nicole's been getting treated better on dating apps since the #BLM protests. Oh boy, life is wild and there's lots to unpack in this one.

Support Black Lives Matter. For a list of resources and ways to help, check out blacklivesmatters.carrd.co.

Follow Nicole Byer:

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Aug 28, 2020
Class Clown on the Plantation (w/ Amber Ruffin)
00:56:18

Writer and actress Amber Ruffin (Late Night with Seth Meyers, A Black Lady Sketch Show) chats with Nicole about the weight of having to discuss politics on Late Night, how they can make racism funny, and what the upcoming Zoom Emmy awards will be like. Plus, Amber helps write some Hinge messages, and Nicole challenges white people to come up with a good slave joke.

Support Black Lives Matter. For a list of resources and ways to help, check out blacklivesmatters.carrd.co.

Follow Nicole Byer:

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Aug 21, 2020
Code-Switching (w/ Gabby Sidibe)
01:00:48

Gabby Sidibe (Precious, American Horror Story, Empire) joins Nicole to discuss the problematic expectation to have to code switch at work, why Black women are often dealbreakers for Black men, and the crazy story behind dating a gay man for 3 years. Plus, they chat about watching 90 Day Fiancé in quarantine, and how they get mistaken for each other all the time.

Support Black Lives Matter. For a list of resources and ways to help, check out blacklivesmatters.carrd.co.

Follow Nicole Byer:

Twitter: @nicolebyer

Instagram: @nicolebyer

Facebook: www.facebook.com/nicolebyercomedy

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Order Nicole's book: www.indiebound.org/book/9781524850746

Aug 14, 2020
Fatphobia (w/ Roxane Gay)
01:11:02

Oh boy this is a juicy one. Author Roxane Gay (Bad Feminist, Hunger) joins Nicole to discuss their experiences with institutional racism, dealing with fatphobia in interviews, and how she treated school like a videogame. Then, Roxane shares the story behind eloping, how quarantine is testing the strength of relationships everywhere, and how her wife woo'd her through podcasting.

Be an active ally. For a list of resources and ways to help, check out blacklivesmatters.carrd.co.

Follow Nicole Byer:

Twitter: @nicolebyer

Instagram: @nicolebyer

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Order Nicole's book: www.indiebound.org/book/9781524850746

Aug 07, 2020
Performative Allies (w/ Jeffrey Bowyer-Chapman)
01:07:52

'Do you want to be an active ally, or do you just want to say that out loud?'

Jeffrey Bowyer-Chapman (Judge/host on Canada's Drag Race, Unreal) joins Nicole to unpack racial traumas from childhood, discuss the systematic racism in society, and rise in performative allies instead of active ones. After the break, Nicole shares her experience finding love at a Lassens.

Be an active ally. For a list of resources and ways to help, check out blacklivesmatters.carrd.co.

Follow Nicole Byer:

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Jul 31, 2020
White-Passing Privilege (w/ Ele Woods)
00:57:00

Actress/comedian Ele Woods (The Good Place, CollegeHumor) shares her experiences being White-passing, and how she's using it for good. Her and Nicole discuss rollerblading and sewing in quarantine, and argue why 2020 is actually a good year. Plus, Nicole attends a virtual strip show, and teaches a 12 year old it's OK to pole dance.


Support Black Lives Matter. For a list of resources and places to donate check here: https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/

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Jul 24, 2020
Sleeping for the Story (w/ The Vixen)
00:51:20

Drag queen The Vixen (Rupaul's Drag Race S10, host of Black Girl Magic) chats about calling out microaggressions on Drag Race, the type of hate mail they receive, and how appearing on the show lead to an amicable break in their relationship. Plus, they share the secret to flirting (which they learned working at Olive Garden), the fun of having a 'Weekend Boyfriend', and sleeping with someone just for the story.

Also, Nicole needs to know the CDC's guidelines on doggy style. What's the safest way to find and lock down a fuckbuddy during quarantine? The Vixen weighs in.

For more drag queens on Why Won't You Date Me, check out our episode playlist on Spotify: https://spoti.fi/3fg8Epu

Support Black Lives Matter. For a list of resources and places to donate click here: https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/

Follow Nicole Byer:

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Jul 17, 2020
Black History Year (w/ Bob the Drag Queen)
01:10:52

"I was just looking for butthole. And then wrapped around the butthole was a really nice, young, Jewish man."

Bob the Drag Queen (winner of RuPaul's Drag Race S8) chats about systematic racism, his two partners, and the confusing social construct of dating, and so much more. Plus, Bob shares some wildly embarrassing hookup stories involving race chasers, and offers Nicole a very interesting dating proposition.

Support Black Lives Matter. For a list of resources and places to donate click here: https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/

Follow Nicole Byer:

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Jul 10, 2020
Dating with Disability (w/ Santina Muha)
01:01:24

Actress and comedian Santina Muha (One Day at a Time, Curb Your Enthusiasm) answers the worst questions to ask someone in a wheelchair, shares some of the aggressive messages she's received on dating apps, and asks to include disability in today's conversation about diversity. Plus, Nicole recaps her experience 'Facetime dating' in quarantine.

Support BLM. For a list of resources and places to donate click here: https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/

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Jul 03, 2020
If You See It, You Can Be It (w/ Kirby Howell-Baptiste)
01:09:01

Actress Kirby Howell-Baptiste (The Good Place, Barry, Why Women Kill) discusses the rise in "Karens", managing life after death, and the reality of the Black experience. Plus, they share personal stories of racial bias, the importance of seeing representation in media, and how to raise a new generation of active allies.

Check out @black.owned.everything on Instagram or officialblackwallstreet.com for a list of Black-owned businesses near you.

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Jun 26, 2020
Foundations of a Successful Relationship (w/ AJA)
01:04:49

Rapper and former drag queen AJA (RuPaul's Drag Race S9, All Stars S3) catches up with Nicole on the #BlackLivesMatter protests, discussing Black history erasure and how people can be a good ally in the movement. AJA dishes on Drag Race, admitting they were extremely high on edibles during the filming. Plus, they share how they met their biological parents this year, and provides advice on the foundational layers every successful relationship needs.

For more drag queens on Why Won't You Date Me, check out our episode playlist on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/5cHUfQGWK4AtSXxQkMB0CY

Support Black Lives Matter. For a list of resources and places to donate click here: https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/

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Jun 19, 2020
How to Date Virtually (w/ Jinkx Monsoon)
01:06:43

"Sex is always better when you can be yourself during it"

Jinkx Monsoon (Winner of Rupaul's Drag Race S5) dishes about fulfilling race chaser fantasies, heteronormative roleplay, how their Grindr use has changed since being on Drag Race, and so much more. Also, Nicole shares the only appropriate time to yell 'NAILED IT' at her.

For more drag queens on Why Won't You Date Me, check out our episode playlist on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/5cHUfQGWK4AtSXxQkMB0CY

Support Black Lives Matter. For a list of resources and places to donate click here: https://slinktr.ee/dragher

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Jun 12, 2020
Butt Stuff (w/ Monét X Change)
00:57:20

Drag queen Monét X Change (RuPaul's Drag Race, winner of RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars S4) shares the story about how they got their first STD from a race chaser, breaking up with their partner on Thanksgiving, and offers tips how to ease into butt stuff.

Support Black Lives Matter. For a list of resources and places to donate click here: https://slinktr.ee/dragher

For more drag queens on Why Won't You Date Me, check out our drag queen episode playlist on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/5cHUfQGWK4AtSXxQkMB0CY

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Jun 05, 2020
Embrace Your Sloppy (w/ Michelle Buteau)
01:02:07

The wonderful comedian Michelle Buteau (Always Be My Maybe, host of The Circle) discusses owning her sexuality, raising twins, being denied the ability to adopt kids, and so much more. Nicole and Michelle share their worst moments getting drunk on a plane, how the public keeps mistaking them for one another, and if having big tiddies makes it easier or harder to date

For more Nicole Byer, check out her other podcast - Newcomers! Her and Lauren Lapkus are watching and reviewing Star Wars films for the very first time. Subscribe today so you don't miss an episode.

Rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts and leave a dirty comment for a chance to have it read on-air.

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May 29, 2020
Don't Comment on my Body (w/ BenDeLaCreme)
01:11:23

BenDeLaCreme (RuPaul's Drag Race, RPDR All Stars) chats about how he deals with other people's traumas, getting gaslight by their therapist, and whats it's like to move in with a new boyfriend right before the pandemic. Plus, he explains his initial excitement to attain Race Chasers, and what made him so angry before his proposal.

For more Nicole Byer, check out her other podcast - Newcomers! Her and Lauren Lapkus are watching and reviewing Star Wars films for the very first time. Subscribe today so you don't miss an episode.

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Pre-order Nicole's new book: www.indiebound.org/book/9781524850746


May 22, 2020
Fast n' Friendly Divorce (w/ Giulia Rozzi)
00:57:18

Oh boy, this episode is a juicy one. Comedian/actress Giulia Rozzi (Girl Code) speaks to Nicole about the struggles of being pregnant in quarantine, if she has any worries about raising a bi-racial child, and learning to not feel guilty about your privilege. Plus, Giulia teaches Nicole the best way to reach out to an old fling, and how to remain friends with an ex-husband.

For more Nicole Byer, check out her other podcast - Newcomers! Her and Lauren Lapkus are watching and reviewing Star Wars films for the very first time. Subscribe today so you don't miss an episode.

Rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts and leave a dirty comment for a chance to have it read on-air.

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Pre-order Nicole's new book: www.indiebound.org/book/9781524850746


May 15, 2020
Doing Your Own Hair (w/ Tawny Newsome)
01:03:57

Comedian Tawny Newsome (Space Force) chats with Nicole about learning how to do your own hair in quarantine, their crazy fashion phases, and the current state of "Zoom dating" along with the crazy logistics behind it.

For more Nicole Byer, check out her new podcast - Newcomers! Her and Lauren Lapkus are watching and reviewing Star Wars films for the very first time. Subscribe today so you don't miss an episode.

Rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts and leave a dirty comment for a chance to have it read on-air.

Follow Nicole Byer:

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May 08, 2020
Quarantine Breakup (w/ Jamie Loftus)
00:38:04

"On what date do you reveal you're a merperson?"

Comedian and TV writer Jamie Loftus (Robot Chicken, host of The Bechdel Cast) theorizes what it must be like being broken up but quarantined together, shares her fascination with balloon fetishists, and how 'Zoom-dating' has been working for people. Plus, Nicole's so dang horny, she's asking her roommate to sleep with her.

For more Nicole Byer, check out her new podcast - Newcomers! Her and Lauren Lapkus are watching and reviewing Star Wars films for the very first time. Subscribe today so you don't miss an episode.

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May 01, 2020
Instagram DM Sex (w/ Ira Madison III)
00:52:56

Ira Madison III (TV writer, host of Keep It) chats about how he's staying sane while quarantine alone, his guest appearance on You, and how he's having sex over Instagram.

For more Nicole Byer, check out her new podcast - Newcomers! Her and Lauren Lapkus are watching and reviewing Star Wars films for the very first time. Subscribe today so you don't miss an episode.

Rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts and leave a dirty comment for a chance to have it read on-air.

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Apr 24, 2020
Third Wheel in a Quarantine (w/ Tommy Lenk)
00:55:03

"Marriage should be a lease with an option to renew"

Tommy Lenk (Buffy the Vampire Slayer, host of Trashcast) shares his ideas to modernize marriage, points out the archaic rules of straight dating, and talks about his experience living in quarantine with his ex-bf's new bf.

We've hit peak horny!! Nicole is having a full blown meltdown. Stay inside and stay safe everyone!

For more Nicole Byer, check out her new podcast - Newcomers! Her and Lauren Lapkus are watching and reviewing Star Wars films for the very first time. Subscribe today so you don't miss an episode.

Rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts and leave a dirty comment for a chance to have it read on-air.

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Apr 17, 2020
Saying Yes to the Dress (w/ Megan Gailey)
00:51:24

Comedian Megan Gailey (Conan, Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon) chats with Nicole about life as a newlywed in quarantine, the horrors of wedding dress shopping, and the freaks using dating apps right now. Plus, how early is it acceptable to start drinking? Quarantine is causing crazies.

For more Nicole Byer, check out her new podcast - Newcomers! Her and Lauren Lapkus are watching and reviewing Star Wars films for the very first time. Subscribe today so you don't miss an episode.

Rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts and leave a dirty comment for a chance to have it read on-air.

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Apr 10, 2020
Loving Your Boobs (w/ Amy Miller)
00:49:31

Stand-up comedian & Nicole's opener Amy Miller (host of Who's Your God) teaches us how to spot a chucklefucker, shares her experience going through Steve Harvey's 90 day sex rule, and how to feel powerful giving a blowjob. Plus, a motivational chat about loving your girls, and a check-in from quarantine.

For more Nicole Byer, check out her new podcast - Newcomers! Her and Lauren Lapkus are watching and reviewing Star Wars films for the very first time. Subscribe today so you don't miss an episode.

Rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts and leave a dirty comment for a chance to have it read on-air.

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Apr 03, 2020
Dating During Coronavirus (w/ Jacquis Neal)
00:52:17

"We're all just on Zoom trying to date people?"

Jacquis Neal (host of Culture Kings) joins us remotely while in quarantine to discuss what it's like being cooped up with your S/O in isolation, how people are dating during the COVID-19 pandemic, and if you can stay friends with an ex. Plus, he shares the cute story behind his Disney World proposal. Meanwhile, Nicole has started taking therapy sessions from a Costco parking lot.

Pre-order Nicole's new book: www.indiebound.org/book/9781524850746

For more Nicole Byer, check out her new podcast - Newcomers! Her and Lauren Lapkus are watching and reviewing Star Wars films for the very first time. Subscribe today so you don't miss an episode.

Rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts and leave a dirty comment for a chance to have it read on-air.

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Mar 27, 2020
Love (w/ Paul Rust)
01:02:28

Paul Rust (Love, Comedy Bang! Bang!, Arrested Development) has been married for 5 years. He discusses what it's like to date and work with his partner, the differences between his show 'Love' and his real love life, and bare boner rules. Plus, they share public pranks gone wrong, and Nicole's dream marriage proposal.

This was our last studio recording, prior to social isolation. We'll do our best to continue to produce episodes weekly during the quarantine. Stay inside and wash your hands, folks!

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Mar 20, 2020
Recognizing your Self-Worth (w/ Nicolette Mason)
00:57:49

"Everyone that I thought was 'the one', was a piece of trash."

Nicolette Mason (plus-size fashion blogger) joins Nicole to discuss the latest dating buzzwords of 2020, reflecting on your self-worth, whether they've dated fans, and so much more.

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Mar 13, 2020
Open Relationships (w/ Kelly Hudson)
01:01:01

"My life's work was dating people."

Kelly Hudson (Search Party, Sunnyside, CollegeHumor) left her open-relationship to be with the man she's married to today. She shares her tricky experience dating 4 people at once, her first rules for dating in an open relationship, and what it's like to be on dating apps while married. Plus, Nicole shares her hard stance on feet, and period sex.

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Mar 06, 2020
BONUS: The Struggles of your Twenties (w/ Rae Sanni)
01:04:16

Writer/stand-up Rae Sanni (The Good Place, A Black Lady Sketch Show) joins Nicole to discuss all the struggles of their twenties, and how it has defined them. From the string of bad sex, hustling for money, dealing with colorism in the black community, and more.

This bonus episode is brought to you by BET's new Twenties. See it March 4th. Search and post on social with hashtag #TwentiesonBET.

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Mar 03, 2020
Seeking Single Men at Target (w/ Janelle James)
00:49:51

Janelle James (stand-up, writer for Black Mondays) joins Nicole to discuss the difference between East coast and West coast men, when to let a guy see you without makeup, and the best time to find single men at Target.

Plus, Nicole shares her experience co-hosting the gay porn awards.

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Feb 28, 2020
Unpacking Nicole's Fear of Relationships (w/ Jess Rona)
00:59:18

"Once both people like each other, the games are over."

Close friend and dog groomer Jess Rona (Author of Groomed) has a heart-to-heart with Nicole to unpack her fears of being in a relationship. They also read some crazy dating app messages from men, discuss the benefits of couple's therapy, and how to talk to kids. Plus, Nicole's trying to match with Channing Tatum on Raya.

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Feb 21, 2020
Finding Love at DragCon (w/ Taylor Orear)
00:55:45

Friend and fashion stylist Taylor Orear joins Nicole to shares the most adorable story behind meeting his boyfriend at RuPaul's Drag Con. They also discuss the importance of leaving baggage behind when starting new relationships, their crazy trip to Italy together, and their love for Obama's juicy butt.

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Feb 14, 2020
Drugs & Dogs (w/ Eric Edelstein)
01:17:11

'She saved me in her phone as 'Eric Weirdo".

Eric Edelstein (Jurassic World, American Dad) shares the story behind meeting Jess, his lovely dog grooming wife. Him and Nicole also discusses how to smuggle a dog into the country and their drugs of choice, including the time Nicole accidentally did meth.

Plus, a round of audience questions about: how to get out of bad dates, finding motivation to workout, is it okay to date your ex-bf's ex-bf, and more! This was recorded live in San Francisco.

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Feb 07, 2020
Setting 2020 Resolutions (w/ Kevin T. Porter)
00:56:26

Podcast pro Kevin Porter (Host of Inside Voices, Good Christian Fun, and Gilmore Guys podcast) helps Nicole set some 2020 dating goals - starting with deleting her Raya app. They also identify her negative loops to break, and have an education rundown on managing the iPhone's hidden app subscriptions. Plus, Nicole realizes she has no straight guy friends.

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Jan 31, 2020
Hiring a Professional Matchmaker (w/ Grace Edwards)
00:56:11

Nicole's old roommate Grace Edwards (writer - Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, Loosely Exactly Nicole) answers Nicole's questions about professional matchmaking and shares the challenges of dating 3 men at once. Nicole has witnessed a stabbing, and wonders if she can die from horniness. She also has cancelled her dating subscriptions! New year, new Nicole.

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Jan 24, 2020
Prison Dating (w/ Ann Pyne)
01:01:23

"He had committed arson when he tried to kill himself in his mother's basement"

Ann Pyne (Drag queen booker) is the queen for drag queens. She discusses being a daily drinker since she was 13 years old, dating multiple guys who were in prison, and being a mistress in relationships.

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Jan 17, 2020
Dead Mom Club (w/ Kate Spencer)
01:01:13

Kate Spencer (Forever 35 podcast, author of Dead Mom's Club) discuss Nicole Byer's mention in The Masked Singer, explains to Nicole what a "VSCO Girl" is, and discusses life after losing a parent. Nicole shares the advice she's got from Anthony Atamanuik that changed her life.

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Jan 10, 2020
Running into Past Flings (Live w/ Josh Sharp)
01:23:19

Josh Sharp (The Opposition with Jordan Klepper, The Chris Gethard Show) joins Nicole to discuss their previous liveshow where Nicole ran into a guy who she's slept with. They also discuss Josh's open relationship, Craigslist missed connections ads, and Nicole shares details about her 3-way with a friend. Nicole also surveys the 1 single male audience member to see if they would have sex with her.

Stay until the end of the episode for the clip where Nicole runs into a man she's slept with.

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Jan 03, 2020
Vehicular Assault (w/ Akilah Hughes)
00:55:52

Akilah Hughes (host of What a Day podcast) discusses why she doesn't believe in long term relationships, shares her worst date stories, and the time she cut all her toes during sex. Nicole fears for her future as a motorcyclist. She also talks about the multiple times she's been hit by cars, and that she is now so horny she's committing vehicular assault.

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Dec 27, 2019
Moving On After a Nasty Breakup (w/ Marty Michael)
00:57:10

Nicole starts the episode with a DM from her doppelgänger who's been taking advantage of her likeness. Marty Michael (Co-Founder of Headgum) shares a wild first date he had with a girl who's life was spiraling out of control, how him and Amir Blumenfeld bonded over breakups, and why he started counseling after a bad relationship.

They also discuss camping, Nicole's new motorcycle, and Nicole shares her latest Tinder messages with an obsessed fan.

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Dec 20, 2019
Emojis are a Red Flag (w/ Whitney Cummings)
01:11:01

"We're taught to laugh at guys' jokes that aren't funny so they don't feel insecure."

Whitney Cummings (stand-up, creator of Two Broke Girls) explains why she likes to be the beta in her relationship, what's it like living with a sex doll of herself, and why emojis are a red flag for her. She also gives Nicole tips how to manage rowdy audience members at live shows and discuss why we shouldn't encourage bad jokes from men.

Nicole shares the difference between dating improvisers and comedians.

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Dec 13, 2019
Living with Nicole Byer (w/ John Milhiser)
00:45:29

Nicole's roommate John Milhiser (SNL, CollegeHumor) discuss how Nicole serves as a third in his relationship, if they've ever heard each other have sex, and their dog's drug problem. Plus, he shares what's life like living with Nicole Byer.

Also, Nicole describes her experience crashing a motorcycle.

Check out John's baguette Instagram page at @baguettemenots and watch his new movie Greener Grass.

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Dec 06, 2019
What's it Like to Finally Date a Good Guy (w/ Michaela Watkins)
00:44:42

Michaela Watkins (SNL, The Unicorn, Big Mouth) has been boy crazy her whole life. She discusses the hot kids they were into, shares why her husband proposed with a t-shirt, and her mom's "orgies" with students.

Plus, Nicole admits she's never said "I Love You" to anyone.

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Nov 29, 2019
Having Tandem Sex (w/ Sasheer Zamata)
01:39:34

"When you and your friend fuck at the same time, just in different places".

Best friend Sasheer Zamata (SNL, Corporate) shares the time her and Nicole tandem-fucked in Canada and why it was an awful experience for the both of them. Sasheer shares her first kiss story and the time she witnessed a coke bottle dick. Nicole's dog got stoned again. Also, an unfortunate update with Zach.

Plus, a special Audience Q&A segment where Nicole roasts a listener, provides pick-up advice, and discuss their drag king names. Recorded live in Tempe!

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Nov 22, 2019
A Nightmare Wedding Experience (w/ Diona Reasonover)
01:05:28

Diona Reasonover (NCIS, I Love You, America) shares her nightmare wedding experience which included a rear-end accident, a broken wrist, a typhoon, an ASOS wedding dress, and multiple wedding crashers. On top of that, she met her wife's parents for the first time at her wedding!

She also shares her experience dating while she was a carnie, why she doesn't wear her engagement ring in the summer, and how Kirsten Bell's presence cancelled her engagement plan.

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Nov 15, 2019
Why Everybody Needs Therapy (w/ Therapist John Kim)
00:57:08

Licensed therapist John Kim (aka The Angry Therapist, author of I Used to Be a Miserable F*ck) discusses the stigma stopping many PoC to join therapy, the challenges of being vulnerable as a therapist, and how long it takes to get over a breakup.

Text John Kim at theangrytherapist.com

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Nov 08, 2019
Dating as a Virgin in your 30s (w/ Jake Kroeger)
00:46:18

Dating in your thirties can be nightmarish. Jake Kroeger (Stand-up, The Comedy Bureau) shares his experiences navigating the dating scene as a virgin, the cute story behind his first kiss at the age of 31, and his experience working with a professional matchmaker. Plus, Nicole reads an angry DM from a listener.

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Nov 01, 2019
100 Episodes of Why Won't You Date Me (w/ Willam Belli)
01:09:27

Wow, it has been 100 episodes of the podcast and Nicole Byer is still single. In this live anniversary, Willam Belli (RuPaul's Drag Race, A Star is Born) joins Nicole to discuss love, his open marriage, cocaine, sleeping in drag, their arrest warrants, among so much more. Willam also shares how he fought to get the cut drag scenes from A Star Is Born back into the film, and gossip about drag culture in general.

Plus- Nicole slept with a man while on tour, and asked him to record a review about their time together. In this landmark episode of WWYDM, we get an honest answer from a man who met and slept with Nicole whether or not he would date her.

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Oct 25, 2019
Overcoming Emotional Setbacks (w/ Echo Kellum)
00:55:56

"Please acknowledge your pain."

Echo Kellum (Arrow, Rick & Morty) discusses overcoming life's pain after emotional trauma, controlling negative feelings, and his experience practicing abstinence as a Jehovah's Witness.

They also discuss dream wedding locations, funerals, porn, and Nicole has a breakthrough- she's figured out what she's looking for in a partner.

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Oct 18, 2019
Managing Anxieties During Intimacy (w/ Dave Ross)
00:53:36

"I would eat my ass for flavor, and you can quote me on that."

Dave Ross (stand-up, Suicide Buddies podcast) shares his experience performing at a sex club, the story behind his first handjob attempt, and how to manage anxiety when intimate. Plus, they discuss which body parts would be the tastiest to eat.

Check out Dave's new special: The Only Man Who Has Ever Had Sex at http://sex.guns.beer

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Oct 11, 2019
Crying Boys (w/ Laci Mosley)
00:44:36

"All I want is a dick that is also a coat rack."

Laci Mosley (Florida Girls, Scam Goddess podcast) discusses reckless driving, which dating app has the cutest guys, and how she injured her clit masturbating. Plus, Nicole educates how to schedule a dick appointment.

Go see Laci in The Wedding Year film.

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Oct 04, 2019
Breaking Up (w/ Paul F. Tompkins)
01:00:27

"I was at a point where I was like... I never sorta played the field and had fun. I'm gonna do that now."

Paul F. Tompkins (Between Two Ferns: The Movie, Threedom podcast) discusses how he met his wife, having fun in his thirties, and if you should break up over the phone. Plus, Nicole had sex and is very excited to share all about it.

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Sep 27, 2019
Dating Neurodiversity (w/ Sam Pancake)
00:59:32

"He said, 'I'd rather be dead than how old YOU are.'"

Things get real emotional in this episode. Sam Pancake (Arrested Development, A Million Little Things) discusses dating people on the spectrum, losing your partners to HIV, and agism in dating. Plus, Nicole's neighbor's kids are flying drones on her property, and she has a bone to pick with AMDA.

Check out Sam Pancake's podcast - Monday Afternoon Movie!

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Sep 20, 2019
Hooking up on Craigslist (w/ Atsuko Okatsuka)
00:50:36

Atsuko Okatsuka (stand-up, Let's Go Atsuko! podcast) discusses living as an undocumented for 7 years, meeting people on Craigslist, and being fetishized for her ethnicity. Plus, Nicole Byer shares her experience sleeping with a Trump supporter who just wouldn't shut up.

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Sep 13, 2019
Dating Someone with Commitment Issues (w/ Fortune Feimster)
01:11:18

"You only get to cuddle if there's been penetration."

Fortune Feimster (The Mindy Project, Chelsea Lately) shares the cute story how she met her fiancee at Pride, how coming out late in life affected her confidence, and the string of people she's dated with commitment issues. Plus, her and Nicole also discuss their experience working with Steve Harvey, and Nicole shares a bad hookup she had with a bartender.

You can play along and see Nicole's dating app profiles and photos on her Facebook at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy

Be sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance to have it read on-air.

Follow Nicole Byer:

Tour Dates: nicolebyerwastaken.com/tourdates

Twitter: @nicolebyer

Instagram: @nicolebyer

Facebook: www.facebook.com/nicolebyercomedy

Buy Merch: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/nicole-byer?ref_id=9649



Sep 06, 2019
Problematic Issues of Porn (w/ Erika Lust)
01:06:55

"I would like to see films where women's pleasure is also in focus. Where it's important to the story that she is also having a good time."

Erotic film director, screenwriter, and producer Erika Lust discusses the science behind what arouses us, the problematic issue behind "teen porn", porn's worst stereotypes, and her favorite porn bloopers. Plus, Nicole shares her ultimate porn fantasy.

Why Wont You Date Me listeners get a free week trial of XConfessions! Sign up today at: https://xconfessions.com/special-offer-nicole

Check out Erika's Ted Talk: "It's Time for Porn to Change": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9LaQtfpP_8

You can play along and see Nicole's dating app profiles and photos on her Facebook at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy

Be sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance to have it read on-air.

Follow Nicole Byer:

Tour Dates: nicolebyerwastaken.com/tourdates

Twitter: @nicolebyer

Instagram: @nicolebyer

Facebook: www.facebook.com/nicolebyercomedy

Buy Merch: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/nicole-byer?ref_id=9649


Aug 30, 2019
Married at 20 (w/ Ron Funches)
00:55:16
Aug 23, 2019
Dating Dogs and Werewolfs (w/ Justin Simien)
01:08:23
Aug 16, 2019
The Joy of Being Alone (w/ Ashley Nicole Black)
01:00:53
Aug 09, 2019
Power-Bottom (w/ Monique Heart)
01:08:09
Aug 02, 2019
Making a Polyamorous Relationship Work (w/ DeRay Davis)
00:50:33
Jul 26, 2019
A Boyfriend for Every Stage of your Life (w/ Jessica McKenna)
01:04:55
Jul 19, 2019
Microdosing (w/ Johnny Pemberton)
00:54:01
Jul 12, 2019
Nicole's Choice of Porn (w/ Ronnie Adrian)
00:59:18
Jul 05, 2019
The Opposite of a Meet-Cute (w/ Alice Wetterlund)
01:00:03
Jun 28, 2019
Top or Bottom? (LIVE w/ Jon Gabrus, Nick Wiger, and Mike Mitchell)
01:25:01
Jun 21, 2019
How to Share Secrets on Drag Race (w/ Shangela)
00:59:32
Jun 14, 2019
Sleeping with DJs (w/ Greta Titelman)
00:59:33
Jun 07, 2019
BONUS: The One That Got Away (w/ Blair Socci)
01:01:42
Jun 04, 2019
Having Sex in Drag (LIVE from DragCon 2019 w/ Vicky Vox)
00:58:05
May 31, 2019
Dating in the 3rd Grade (w/ Beth Stelling)
00:59:30
May 24, 2019
How to Date Long Distance (w/ Demi Adejuyigbe)
00:53:02
May 17, 2019
How to get Banned from Tinder (w/ Eleanor Bray)
01:03:20
May 10, 2019
Heckled Online and Offline (w/ Miel Bredouw)
01:08:40
May 03, 2019
Building a Sex Roster (w/ Laura and Rachel)
01:00:00
Apr 26, 2019
High School Dating (w/ Cameron Esposito)
00:56:24
Apr 19, 2019
Getting an STI from Grindr (w/ Matt Rogers)
00:58:31
Apr 12, 2019
Death & Taxes (w/ Punam Patel)
01:05:01
Apr 05, 2019
BONUS: Bad Birthday Hookup (LIVE w/ Dulcé Sloan)
01:28:42
Apr 02, 2019
Learning How to Love Yourself (w/ Charla Lauriston)
01:10:35
Mar 29, 2019
Blowjob Tips (w/ Jake and Amir)
00:58:58
Mar 22, 2019
Date Exit Strategy (w/ Grace Helbig and Mamrie Hart)
00:53:25
Mar 15, 2019
Putting Faith in your Love Life (w/ Liza Treyger)
00:52:35
Mar 08, 2019
How to Kiss (w/ Matt Ingebretson)
00:54:37
Mar 01, 2019
Why You Need Couple's Therapy (w/ Naomi Ekperigin)
01:06:25
Feb 22, 2019
Eskimo Sisters (w/ Skyler Hurt)
01:04:07
Feb 15, 2019
Period Horror Stories (w/ Toni Charline)
01:12:52
Feb 08, 2019
Dealing with Creeps (w/ Trixie Mattel)
01:06:41
Feb 01, 2019
All Things Panties (w/ Eliot Glazer)
01:05:06
Jan 25, 2019
Role-Playing (w/ Rachel Bloom)
00:53:25
Jan 18, 2019
Seeking Professional Advice (w/ Dr. Chris Donaghue)
00:44:18
Jan 11, 2019
Finding your S/O's Pet Name (w/ Elizabeth Ho)
00:47:06
Jan 04, 2019
Scheduling Your Booty Calls (w/ Raiza Licea)
00:50:19
Dec 28, 2018
Dating Gay Twins (w/ Joel Kim Booster)
00:53:26
Dec 21, 2018
Getting Past Dick Size (w/ Lisa Hanawalt)
00:53:40
Dec 14, 2018
Love, Lust, and Infatuation (w/ Baron Vaughn)
01:00:24
Dec 07, 2018
Nicole Does a Live Tarot Reading (w/ Inessa Frantowski)
00:56:15
Nov 30, 2018
Dating for Personality or Looks (w/ Erin Whitehead)
01:00:56
Nov 23, 2018
Nicole Reviews Guy Fieri's Restaurant at the Burbank Airport (w/ Justin Noble)
00:56:58
Nov 16, 2018
Is It OK to Google Your Dates? (w/ Kara Klenk)
01:04:58
Nov 09, 2018
Vagina Talk (w/ Megan Neuringer)
01:02:37
Nov 02, 2018
Sex Tips to Make Your Girl Cum (w/ Ify Nwadiwe)
00:58:28
Oct 26, 2018
Ice Cold Kiss (w/ Tony Rodriguez)
01:00:36
Oct 19, 2018
Limp Dick (w/ Pandora Boxx)
00:57:05
Oct 12, 2018
Nicole's Horny (w/ Mary Sasson)
00:57:25
Oct 05, 2018
The Trouble with Threesomes (w/ Jazzmyne Robbins)
00:53:03
Sep 28, 2018
Sex Tapes (w/ Roz Drezfalez)
00:53:23
Sep 21, 2018
Nicole Plays Matchmaker (w/ Jason Kim)
00:49:15
Sep 14, 2018
Booty Call Horror Story (w/ Jameela Jamil)
00:59:48
Sep 07, 2018
Woke Therapy (w/ Fiona Landers)
00:47:25
Aug 31, 2018
Wes from Nailed It is here!
00:51:35
Aug 24, 2018
Why'd You Stop Dating Me? (w/ Nick Snow)
00:58:04
Aug 17, 2018
Nicole Answers a Dating Questionnaire (w/ Ego Nwodim)
01:03:24
Aug 10, 2018
Boyfriendless Forever (w/ Marcella Arguello)
00:59:11
Aug 03, 2018
Shoplifting Stories (w/ Sabrina Jalees)
00:56:44
Jul 27, 2018
Nicole's Opening Bumble Messages (w/ Fran Gillespie)
01:08:22
Jul 20, 2018
Nicole's Latest Tinder Failures (w/ John Mason & Nicholas Stavola)
00:53:46
Jul 13, 2018
Racism in Hollywood (w/ Oscar Montoya)
01:18:42
Jul 06, 2018
Love, Marriage, and Taxes (w/ Nick Wiger)
01:05:48
Jun 29, 2018
Why Won't You Bake with Me (w/ Carl Tart)
00:58:09
Jun 22, 2018
Dating Thick (w/ Jon Gabrus)
01:04:13
Jun 15, 2018
Take a Look at Nicole's new Tinder Bio! (w/ Zeke Nicholson)
01:02:06
Jun 08, 2018
Nicole's Figuring Out Her Sexuality (w/ Zainab Johnson)
00:49:34
Jun 01, 2018
Getting Paid for Sex (w/ Meatball and Big Dipper)
01:02:43
May 25, 2018
Live from RuPaul's DragCon 2018 (w/ Eureka O'Hara)
00:51:06
May 18, 2018
The World is Pretty Unfair (w/ Jake Weisman)
00:59:49
May 11, 2018
Advice from a Married Couple (w/ Madeline Walter and Ben Greene)
01:02:17
May 04, 2018
Lying About Your Age Online (w/ Molly Tarlov)
00:47:14
Apr 27, 2018
Body Positivity (w/ Tess Holliday)
00:51:10
Apr 20, 2018
Masturbating to Food (w/ Marcy Jarreau)
00:58:17
Apr 13, 2018
Nicole's finally on Raya! (w/ Eliza Skinner)
01:00:24
Apr 06, 2018
The Fappening (w/ Dan Black)
00:55:49
Mar 29, 2018
Gay Bar Sidewalk Sale (w/ Mano Agapion)
00:54:56
Mar 23, 2018
What a Time to be Alive (w/ Langan Kingsley)
00:49:13
Mar 16, 2018
The 5 Love Languages (w/ Warren Burke)
00:54:17
Mar 09, 2018
Dating Fans (w/ Mike Mitchell)
00:49:17
Mar 02, 2018
Sexting (w/ Jen D'Angelo)
00:41:59
Feb 23, 2018
Getting Drunk at the Movies (w/ Brooks Wheelan)
00:54:54
Feb 16, 2018
Featuring the Man Who's Floor I Peed On (w/ EJ Wolborsky)
00:41:48
Feb 09, 2018
Bad Threesomes (w/ Matteo Lane)
00:54:01
Feb 02, 2018
Growing Up Fat (w/ Jacob Wysocki)
00:55:23
Jan 26, 2018
Do Men Not Respond to Funny Women? (w/ Joanna Bradley)
00:51:46
Jan 19, 2018
Would You Date a Chucklefucker? (w/ George Kareman)
00:44:10
Jan 12, 2018
We're Getting Juiced (w/ Alison Rich)
00:54:12
Jan 04, 2018
What's Up with Hair Conditioner? (w/ Ben Axelrad)
00:48:06
Dec 29, 2017
The Science Behind Dating Apps (w/ Emily Heller)
01:02:27
Dec 21, 2017
Nicole's Pussy Pic That Went Too Far (w/ Sasheer Zamata)
00:45:52
Dec 15, 2017
Bad Hookups (w/ Dan Lippert)
00:59:18
Dec 08, 2017
Tinder Troubles (w/ Will Hines)
00:56:07
Dec 01, 2017
Why Won't You Date Me? Here's a Little Tease.
00:07:57
Nov 15, 2017