Everybody Hates Rand: A Wheel of Time Podcast
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Just two hyper-critical English majors talking some pretty big game about The Wheel of Time. Co-hosts Emily and Sally gather around their kitchen table each week to serve you up a full fantasy feast of oft-misremembered summary, hot analysis, scraps of literary theory, and a whole lot of hating Rand.
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Episode 285: R.I.P. The Entire City of Caemlyn
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Apr 29, 2024 |
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Episode 284: R.I.P. Darlin's Sanity
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Apr 22, 2024 |
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Episode 283: R.I.P. Those "Unconscious" Asha'man
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Apr 15, 2024 |
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Episode 282: R.I.P. Talmanes (PSYCH!)
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Apr 08, 2024 |
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Episode 281: R.I.P. Darrell K. Sweet
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Apr 01, 2024 |
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Episode 280: Don't You Want to Rescue Me?
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Mar 19, 2024 |
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Episode 279: A Creepily Slow Rendition of "Bad Romance"
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Mar 11, 2024 |
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Episode 278: The 9/11 Episode of "Bones"
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Mar 04, 2024 |
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Episode 277: Babies Channeling
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Feb 26, 2024 |
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Episode 276: Hashtag Love Wins
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Feb 19, 2024 |
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Episode 275: King Virgin and Queen Slut
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Feb 12, 2024 |
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Episode 274: Perrin's Feelings Exhibition
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Feb 05, 2024 |
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Episode 273: The First Canine Fridging
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Jan 29, 2024 |
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Episode 272: Perrin's Ted Bundy Strategy
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Jan 15, 2024 |
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Episode 271: The Most Man
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Jan 08, 2024 |
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Episode 270: Get in the Purple Zone
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Jan 01, 2024 |
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Episode 269: There's Always a Jack the Ripper
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Dec 11, 2023 |
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Episode 268: Defund Paw Patrol
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Dec 04, 2023 |
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Episode 267: Mom Said It's My Turn at the Front of the Phalanx
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Nov 27, 2023 |
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Episode 266: The Elayne/Farquaad Similarities
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Nov 20, 2023 |
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Episode 265: Näeff
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Nov 13, 2023 |
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Episode 264: This Is My Fight Song
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Nov 06, 2023 |
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Episode 263: I Love My Ugly Son
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Oct 30, 2023 |
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Episode 262: Go to Therapy, Mr. Stag
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Oct 23, 2023 |
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Episode 261: TikTok Empath Energy
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Oct 16, 2023 |
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Episode 260: Hello, Heretic
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Oct 09, 2023 |
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Episode 259: He Doesn't Even Climb the Mountain
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Sep 18, 2023 |
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Episode 258: Callandor Turns Into a Gun, Actually
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Sep 11, 2023 |
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Episode 257: Five Guys Beheadings and Fries
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Aug 28, 2023 |
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Episode 256: Get Squashed, Idiot
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Aug 21, 2023 |
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Episode 255: Timothee Chalamet Vaping in the Vatican
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Aug 14, 2023 |
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Episode 254: Still Got Two Wives
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Aug 07, 2023 |
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Episode 253: The Dragon Reborn's Court Jester
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Jul 31, 2023 |
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Episode 252: Will Poulter
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Jul 24, 2023 |
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Episode 251: You'll Never Guess What Was at the Mattress Supply Store
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Jul 10, 2023 |
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Episode 250: Comrade Titties
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Jul 03, 2023 |
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Episode 249: On This Episode of Supernatural ...
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Jun 26, 2023 |
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Episode 248: Alpha-Core Gawyn
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Jun 19, 2023 |
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Episode 247: The Hardboy Scale
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Jun 12, 2023 |
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Episode 246: Goat Girl Summer
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Jun 05, 2023 |
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Episode 245: Lying Greg
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May 15, 2023 |
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Episode 244: Elon or Ellen
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May 08, 2023 |
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Episode 243: Sleete Watch 2023
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May 01, 2023 |
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Episode 242: Banner v. No Banner: Dawn of Justice
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Apr 24, 2023 |
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Episode 241: Five Generals' Group Chat
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Apr 17, 2023 |
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Episode 240: Javert Era, or Javerta
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Apr 10, 2023 |
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Episode 239: No More Situations, Please
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Apr 03, 2023 |
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Episode 238: Robert Jordan's School of Fantasy Naming Conventions
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Mar 27, 2023 |
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Episode 237: Great at the Military
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Mar 13, 2023 |
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Episode 236: DOUG
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Mar 06, 2023 |
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Episode 235: Who Needs Therapy? Have a Sword
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Feb 27, 2023 |
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Episode 234: Hammers Build Homes
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Feb 20, 2023 |
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Episode 233: Pony Elevator
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Feb 13, 2023 |
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Episode 232: Feel Bad? Just Don't!
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Feb 05, 2023 |
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Episode 231: Greg McKraken III
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Jan 30, 2023 |
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Episode 230: Who Sent the Trollocs??
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Jan 23, 2023 |
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Episode 229: Tee Hee, Women Are Mean
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Jan 16, 2023 |
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Episode 228: Samwil Kill God
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Jan 09, 2023 |
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Episode 227: A Billion Bees and Four Feral Raccoons
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Jan 02, 2023 |
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Episode 226: Snakez in the House
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Dec 19, 2022 |
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Episode 225: Brett the Aelfinn
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Dec 12, 2022 |
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Episode 224: Zorse
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Dec 05, 2022 |
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Episode 223: The Santa Gene
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Nov 28, 2022 |
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Episode 222: Forsaken, LLC
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Nov 21, 2022 |
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Episode 221: There's a Gas Leak in Perrin's Subplot
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Nov 07, 2022 |
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Episode 220: What, Like It's Hard?
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Oct 31, 2022 |
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Episode 219: Gawyn Trakand: Mall Cop
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Oct 17, 2022 |
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Episode 218: Beeping Up with the Basheres
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Oct 10, 2022 |
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Episode 217: Hey, Ear Guy?
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Oct 03, 2022 |
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Episode 216: Queue Fast Queue Furious
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Sep 26, 2022 |
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Episode 215: Barf Phase
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Sep 19, 2022 |
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Episode 214: Chess with LeBron James
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Sep 12, 2022 |
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Episode 213: Hate to Agree with Gareth Bryne
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Sep 05, 2022 |
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Episode 212: Birds or Death
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Aug 29, 2022 |
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Episode 211: A Caucasian Blob
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Aug 15, 2022 |
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Episode 210: Keep 'Em Guessing
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Aug 08, 2022 |
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Episode 209: Everything Is Still Bad and Awful
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Aug 01, 2022 |
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Episode 208: Airing of Grievances
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Jul 25, 2022 |
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Episode 207: It's Homer with a Steel Chair!
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Jul 11, 2022 |
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Episode 206: Rate Us on Yelp
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Jul 04, 2022 |
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Episode 205: Wiener Dog Cafe
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Jun 20, 2022 |
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Episode 204: Poverty-Stricken in Cheese Town
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Jun 13, 2022 |
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Episode 203: An Ugly Boy Who Can Do It All
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Jun 06, 2022 |
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Episode 202: THE CLAW
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May 23, 2022 |
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Episode 201: Deus Ex Padan Fain
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May 16, 2022 |
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Episode 200: Arson Lite, for Men
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May 09, 2022 |
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Episode 199: A Vat of Dragons
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May 02, 2022 |
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Episode 198: It's Been ... ONE WEEK
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Apr 25, 2022 |
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Episode 197: The Mona Sheep-a
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Apr 18, 2022 |
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Episode 196: Rand IS the Baba Yaga
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Apr 04, 2022 |
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Episode 195: Suroth in Falme with a Candlestick
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Mar 28, 2022 |
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Episode 194: What Does the Fox Man Say?
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Mar 21, 2022 |
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Episode 193: Mat's Rhythmic Gymnastics Routine
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Mar 14, 2022 |
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Episode 192: The Rat Is King
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Mar 07, 2022 |
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Episode 191: The Hero's Journey, For Her
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Feb 28, 2022 |
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Episode 190: Hatchetface
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Feb 21, 2022 |
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Episode 189: There Are Rocks Everywhere
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Feb 14, 2022 |
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Episode 188: How Not to Win a Guy in Ten Days
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Feb 07, 2022 |
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Episode 187: Know the Snow ... Biblically
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Jan 31, 2022 |
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Episode 186: Find That Rat
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Jan 24, 2022 |
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Episode 185: That's Not Very Ally of You
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Jan 17, 2022 |
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Episode 184: Welcome to the Smack Dome
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Jan 10, 2022 |
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Episode 183: No Body, No Dead
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Dec 20, 2021 |
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Episode 182: NO BONES?!
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Dec 13, 2021 |
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Episode 181: Top Ten Heroic Mat Moments
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Dec 06, 2021 |
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Episode 180: Dickmaster 3000
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Nov 29, 2021 |
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Episode 179: The Tallest Man Is in Charge
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Nov 22, 2021 |
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Episode 178: A Side of Skeleton
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Nov 15, 2021 |
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Episode 177: No Crickets Were Harmed in the Making of this Podcast
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Nov 08, 2021 |
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Episode 176: Mean Little Opinions Everywhere
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Nov 01, 2021 |
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Episode 175: Sharks and Vagrants
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Oct 25, 2021 |
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Episode 174: Critically Acclaimed Sex Dungeon
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Oct 11, 2021 |
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Episode 173: Only Real Ones Remember Cha-Cha
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Oct 04, 2021 |
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Episode 172: Mat's Terrible, Horrible, No-Good, Very Bad Eleven Days
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Sep 27, 2021 |
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Episode 171: Elayne and Nynaeve Go to Clown College
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Sep 20, 2021 |
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Episode 170: Bimbic Inspiration
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Sep 13, 2021 |
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Episode 169: "It's Over, Anakin! I Have the Ethical High Ground!"
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Sep 06, 2021 |
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Episode 168: Rand's Errands Three
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Aug 30, 2021 |
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Episode 167: France, France
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Aug 23, 2021 |
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Episode 166: Murder Is Bad, Duh
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Aug 16, 2021 |
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Episode 165: Would You Sacrifice the Hottest Man in the World?
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Aug 09, 2021 |
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Episode 164: Sammael's Inglorious Death
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Aug 02, 2021 |
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Episode 163: Daddy's Little War Criminal
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May 17, 2021 |
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Episode 162: Travel-Sized Guillotine
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May 10, 2021 |
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Episode 161: 2 Dragon 2 Born
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May 03, 2021 |
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Episode 160: Love Geometry
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Apr 26, 2021 |
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Episode 159: Ofgayle
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Apr 19, 2021 |
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Episode 158: Vilnar the Science Guard
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Apr 12, 2021 |
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Episode 157: If Talmanes Had a Gun
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Apr 05, 2021 |
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Episode 156: Made of Water Bottles
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Mar 29, 2021 |
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Episode 155: That Lying Skank, Laritha
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Mar 22, 2021 |
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Episode 154: Egg! Egg! Egg! Egg!
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Mar 15, 2021 |
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Episode 153: Astral Projection of a Horse
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Mar 08, 2021 |
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Episode 152: Spiritually in a McDonald's
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Mar 01, 2021 |
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Episode 151: Dominating Friends and Manipulating People
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Feb 22, 2021 |
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Episode 150: The Worst Man You Know
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Feb 16, 2021 |
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Episode 149: Pope Shark
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Feb 08, 2021 |
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Episode 148: Mostly Ferris Wheel Stuff
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Feb 01, 2021 |
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Episode 147: "The Swiss Army Knife of Buttholes"
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Jan 25, 2021 |
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The Lost Tapes: Episode 146
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Jan 18, 2021 |
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Episode 145: Fanny Pack of Clif Bars
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Jan 11, 2021 |
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Episode 144: Stopcough Herb
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Jan 04, 2021 |
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Episode 143: Traveling Corn on the Cob Salesman
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Dec 21, 2020 |
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Episode 142: Enchanted by the Pringles
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Dec 14, 2020 |
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Episode 141: Sexy Gholam
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Dec 07, 2020 |
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Episode 140: Sprinkle in Some Torture Porn
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Nov 30, 2020 |
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Episode 139: Hypothetical Game of Thrones Writers Trolley Problem
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Nov 23, 2020 |
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Episode 138: Recreational Horse Stunts
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Nov 16, 2020 |
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Episode 137: 9-1-1 Bishop
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Nov 09, 2020 |
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Episode 136: The Forsaken Reality TV
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Nov 02, 2020 |
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Episode 135: It's All Bad
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Oct 26, 2020 |
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Episode 134: Indigenous Peoples' Day Special Episode
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Oct 12, 2020 |
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Episode 133: Last Battle Participation Trophy
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Sep 28, 2020 |
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Episode 132: Men Don't Have Tear Ducts
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Sep 21, 2020 |
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Episode 131: Titty Graveyard
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Sep 14, 2020 |
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Episode 130: Sisters or Coworkers, No In Between
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Sep 07, 2020 |
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Episode 129: Analysis Juice
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Aug 31, 2020 |
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Episode 128: Were-Pokemon
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Aug 24, 2020 |
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Episode 127: Fantasy Jesus Has a Death Wish
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Aug 17, 2020 |
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Episode 126: The Holy Quadrangle of Fascinating Dildo Things
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Aug 10, 2020 |
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Episode 125: The Jon Hamm Bubble
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Aug 03, 2020 |
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Episode 124: Pocketfuls of Confetti
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Jul 27, 2020 |
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Episode 123: The Most Dangerous Game
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Jul 13, 2020 |
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Episode 122: Tittelligence
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Jul 06, 2020 |
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Episode 121: The Enya Enigma
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Jun 29, 2020 |
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Episode 120: Snap, Crackle, Squash
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Jun 22, 2020 |
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Episode 119: Chekhov's Halo of Greatness
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Jun 15, 2020 |
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Episode 118: Read Black Authors, Not Wheel of Time
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Jun 08, 2020 |
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Episode 117: Egghienda, an Omelet
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Jun 01, 2020 |
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Episode 116: Dunking on Bono
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May 25, 2020 |
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Episode 115: Melancholy Culkin
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May 18, 2020 |
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Episode 114: An Ode to Well-Legged Devin
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May 11, 2020 |
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Episode 113: We Are Not Condoning the Assassination of the Archduke Franz Ferdinand
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May 04, 2020 |
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Episode 112: Well-Turned Leggies
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Apr 27, 2020 |
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Episode 111: Lugard, A Great Place to Hide a Body
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Apr 20, 2020 |
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Episode 110: CSI: Wheelworld
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Apr 13, 2020 |
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Episode 109: Minions, When Slaughtered
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Apr 06, 2020 |
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Episode 108: Pain Box
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Mar 30, 2020 |
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Episode 107: Elite Forsaken Kill Squad
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Mar 23, 2020 |
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Episode 106: Cow Heaven
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Mar 16, 2020 |
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Episode 105: Cold, Sexy Eyeballs
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Mar 09, 2020 |
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Episode 104: I Wish You Had Not Done This
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Feb 24, 2020 |
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Episode 103: Yeet the Sad Bracelets
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Feb 17, 2020 |
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Episode 102: The Slayer Mythos
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Feb 10, 2020 |
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Episode 101: EARN THE EGG
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Feb 03, 2020 |
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Episode 100: Badonkahonkamungos
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Jan 27, 2020 |
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Episode 99: Air Criminal
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Jan 20, 2020 |
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Episode 98: ROXANNE!
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Jan 13, 2020 |
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Episode 97: Loial's Lethal Eyebrows
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Jan 06, 2020 |
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Episode 96: Purr-gatory
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Dec 30, 2019 |
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Episode 95: Everybody Needs a Water Criminal
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Dec 23, 2019 |
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Episode 94: ARE YOU NOT HORNY?!
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Dec 16, 2019 |
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Episode 93: RSVP to the Breaking of the Aiel
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Dec 02, 2019 |
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Episode 92: Lord Luc's Lifehacks
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Nov 25, 2019 |
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Episode 91: Anyway, That Was Tubthumping
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Nov 18, 2019 |
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Episode 90: Hat Cauthon
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Nov 11, 2019 |
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Episode 89: Covert Sexism Juice
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Nov 04, 2019 |
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Episode 88: Hammerhead-urabi's Code
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Oct 28, 2019 |
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Episode 87: That's WHY He's the Dragon
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Oct 21, 2019 |
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Episode 86: Gibbermast
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Oct 14, 2019 |
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Episode 85: Public Marriage Proposal Gun
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Oct 07, 2019 |
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Episode 84: Run, Serena Williams of Battles
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Sep 30, 2019 |
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Episode 83: Falafel Tinder
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Sep 23, 2019 |
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Episode 82: Elayne? Total Wifey
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Sep 16, 2019 |
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Episode 81: Jermathan Steelrod
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Sep 09, 2019 |
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Episode 80: Jugs and Meat
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Sep 02, 2019 |
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Episode 79: Post-Apocalyptic Knitwear
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Aug 26, 2019 |
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Episode 78: Emily Forgets the Word "Video"
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Aug 19, 2019 |
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Episode 77: This is Sad Bornhald
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Aug 12, 2019 |
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Episode 76: Is He Snek?
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Aug 05, 2019 |
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EHR Extra: Teen Narc
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Jul 29, 2019 |
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Episode 75: H.A.G.S.
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Jul 15, 2019 |
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Episode 74: Lavril Avigne
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Jul 08, 2019 |
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Episode 73: Patagonia Jerkin
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Jul 01, 2019 |
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Episode 72: Bee Hugs
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Jun 24, 2019 |
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Episode 71: Why Boom Small?
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Jun 17, 2019 |
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Episode 70: The Stink Quarter
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Jun 10, 2019 |
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Episode 69: Throat Latch
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Jun 03, 2019 |
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Episode 68: Brad Pitt Didn't Die For This
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May 27, 2019 |
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Episode 67: Feline Rear Window
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May 20, 2019 |
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Episode 66: Pervert of a Took
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May 13, 2019 |
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Episode 65: Fresca Heart
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May 06, 2019 |
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Episode 64: Watch What Happens Live with Mat Cauthon
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Apr 29, 2019 |
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Episode 63: Smash Egg?
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Apr 22, 2019 |
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Episode 62: One and a Half Idiots
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Apr 15, 2019 |
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Episode 61 Q&A: The Adventures of Fish-Pig
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Apr 08, 2019 |
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Episode 60: Schrodinger's Dark One
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Apr 01, 2019 |
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Episode 59: Fast & Furious Go Juice
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Mar 25, 2019 |
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Episode 58: Butterfingers
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Mar 18, 2019 |
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Episode 57: Butt Owie
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Mar 11, 2019 |
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Episode 56: Like a Dip
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Mar 04, 2019 |
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Episode 55: Jeremy the Whitecloak
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Feb 25, 2019 |
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Episode 54: Asmodean, Play Despacito
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Feb 18, 2019 |
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Episode 53: Gaul Eats a Lizard
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Feb 11, 2019 |
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Episode 52: Doctor Opera Closet
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Feb 04, 2019 |
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EHR Extra: The Height Over Horniness Chart
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Jan 28, 2019 |
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Episode 51: The Kazoo of Valere
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Jan 21, 2019 |
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Episode 50: The Grave is No Bar to My Yeet
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Jan 14, 2019 |
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Episode 49: Socks with Sandals
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Jan 07, 2019 |
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Episode 48: Everybody Hates Dillon
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Dec 31, 2018 |
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Episode 47: A Very Merry Supernatural Christmas
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Dec 24, 2018 |
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Episode 46: As the Raven Crows
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Dec 17, 2018 |
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Episode 45: Multi-Universe Hairdryer
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Dec 10, 2018 |
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Episode 44: BAR-thanes
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Dec 03, 2018 |
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Episode 43: Deus Ex Ingtar
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Nov 26, 2018 |
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Episode 42: Urien on Sand
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Nov 19, 2018 |
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Episode 41: xoxo Gossip Girl
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Nov 12, 2018 |
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Episode 40: Very Tight Trope Breeches
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Nov 05, 2018 |
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Episode 39: Double-Sided Sword
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Oct 29, 2018 |
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Episode 38: An Entire Ham
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Oct 22, 2018 |
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Episode 37: Moon Blood
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Oct 15, 2018 |
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Episode 36: Trope Maze
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Oct 08, 2018 |
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Episdoe 35: Protect Your Mind Vault
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Oct 02, 2018 |
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Episode 34: Vanilla in the Streets
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Sep 24, 2018 |
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Episode 33: Smell Like Bullets
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Sep 17, 2018 |
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Episode 32: Cool It Down, Couladin
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Sep 10, 2018 |
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Episode 31: My Goblin Jesus
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Sep 03, 2018 |
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Episode 30: Bodcast: Ninety Push-Ups
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Aug 27, 2018 |
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Episode 29: Jerkins DON'T Have Sleeves!
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Aug 20, 2018 |
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Episode 28: Janet McBible
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Aug 13, 2018 |
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Episode 27: Wagonpool to Satan
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Aug 09, 2018 |
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EHR Extra: The Sagittarius-est To Ever Sagittarii
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Jul 30, 2018 |
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Q&A Episode: Wot?!
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Jul 23, 2018 |
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Episode 26: BIG BATTLE LADY
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Jul 09, 2018 |
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Episode 25: Jude Law
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Jul 02, 2018 |
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Episode 24: Perrin ... Took a Different Class
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Jun 25, 2018 |
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Episode 23: Magic Space Hell
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Jun 18, 2018 |
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Episode 22: Hand al'Thor
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Jun 11, 2018 |
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Episode 21: xBrian
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Jun 04, 2018 |
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Episode 20: That is NOT Dope
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May 28, 2018 |
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Episode 19: Where Did the Water Go?
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May 21, 2018 |
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Episode 18: From the Chin Down
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May 14, 2018 |
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Episode 17: It's Better Than Nothing
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May 07, 2018 |
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Episode 16: What Are They, Mormons?
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Apr 30, 2018 |
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Episode 15: Sit On Your Laurels
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Apr 23, 2018 |
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Episode 14: The Butt Flag
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Apr 16, 2018 |
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Episode 13: He's Doing Bird Math
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Apr 09, 2018 |
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Episode 12: Tro-la-la-la-locs
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Apr 02, 2018 |
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Episode 11: Alternately, a Real Bear
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Mar 26, 2018 |
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Episode 10: Petco Clickers Them Into Submission
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Mar 19, 2018 |
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Episode 9: The Philosopher's Stone? It's Emotional Damage
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Mar 12, 2018 |
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Episode 8: Ta'veren, Whatever
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Mar 05, 2018 |
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Episode 7: Do They, Like, Motorize?
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Feb 26, 2018 |
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Episode 6: Perrin Can Go To The Wolves, LITERALLY
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Feb 20, 2018 |
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Episode 5: Give Me More Sentient Fog
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Feb 12, 2018 |
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Episode 4: A Family Can Be Your Ex-Babysitter
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Feb 05, 2018 |
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Episode 3: Don't Do It In the Murky Pond Water
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Jan 30, 2018 |
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Episode 2: Moonwalk Into Hell
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Jan 23, 2018 |
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Episode 1: I Think There's a Tapestry Involved?
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Jan 23, 2018 |