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Famous movies and tv shows rewritten by people who’ve NEVER seen them and then cast and read in studio. Grab your red vines and settle in for pop culture talk, ridiculous movie-themed-games and recurring segments with my Dad.

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Todd Sklar has never seen Avengers: Infinity War.
00:52:33
Todd Sklar (who previously Dunkirked us all on this podcast) has never see Avengers: Infinity War. Or any of them, for that matter. We read Todd’s script, talk movie franchises, play some Before and Afters and Cattle Call, and another round of Kyle’s Dad Movie Trailer Guessing Never Seen Wait What’s the Title, Again? game. 
 
Aug 09, 2018
28: Daniel Van Kirk has never seen Hoosiers
01:02:40
Daniel Van Kirk (Dumb People Town, Pen Pals pods) has never seen Hoosiers. Matt Brousseau (Profiles In Eccentricity) joins in as we talk best sports movies, debate which sport makes the best movies, and have our incredibly too-long debate about the best NAMED movie sequel. Plus, Kyle’s Dad Describes a Movie Trailer Guessing Game. 

 

Aug 02, 2018
27: Kyle Ayers has never seen some of his friends’ favorite movies
00:54:10

Kyle Ayers has never seen some of his friends’ favorite movies! He’s never seen Langston Kerman’s favorite, Ghostbusters. He’s never seen Steph Tolev’s favorite, Traffic. But he rewrote them both, and we read them in studio. Plus Kyle tries to remember the Dragon Ball Z timeline, with Langston as his fact checker. They play some Before and Afters, and a new game (!!!) called Cattle Call.

Jul 26, 2018
26: Aaron Woodall & Jessa Reed have never seen Dazed and Confused or Million Dollar Baby
01:10:07

Aaron Woodall and Jessa Reed (The Mormon and the Meth Head) have never seen Dazed and Confused or Million Dollar Baby (respectively), but they rewrote them. We get talk about their VERY different upbringing, and how that lead to exposure to different pop culture. Plus Kyle’s Dad Describes a Movie Trailer Game, some Before and Afters, and Three Tracks swan song.

Jul 19, 2018
25: Phil Matarese and Mike Luciano have never seen Trainspotting or Fried Green Tomatoes
00:54:24

Phil Matarese and Mike Luciano (creators of HBO’s Animals) have never seen Trainspotting or Fried Green Tomatoes (respectively), but they rewrote them. We also talk about their show Animals on HBO, the change in film distribution, and more. Guess What Movie Trailer Kyle’s Dad is Describing, IMDb Trivia’s return!, and some before and afters, and more!

Jul 12, 2018
24: Jean Grae has never seen The Lion King
01:05:36

Jean Grae has never seen The Lion King (!!!!!!!) but she rewrote it, and we read it in studio, along with a LIVE piano score from Yusong Liu. Plus the return of Guess What Movie Kyle’s Dad Is Describing Based Off Only Seeing the Trailer and Never Having Heard of the Movie. And some Before and Afters, a Bad Boys II Fan Script, and more!

Jul 05, 2018
23: Charla Lauriston has never seen Beasts of No Nation
01:13:39

Charla Lauriston (Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt) has never seen Beasts of No Nation, but she rewrote it! We talk about film distribution, prestige films not in theaters, as well as African and African-American portrayal in film and TV. Plus, a Space Jam fan script! And three tracks! We’re also joined by Will Miles and Travis Clark.

Jun 28, 2018
22: The Hosts of You're Making It Worse have never seen Fast and the Furious
01:10:55

The You’re Making It Worse Guys (Eliot Glazer, Brent Sullivan, and H. Alan Scott) have never seen ANY of Fast and the Furious, but they rewrote it, and we read it in studio. We talk about franchise releases, and two of the guys reveal their dream job, which may have played a part in them not seeing any Fast and Furious movies. Plus the return of Kyle’s Dad Movie Trailer game, and some Before and Afters.

Jun 21, 2018
21: Las Culturiatas have never seen Networks or Cruel Intentions
01:02:54

Las Culturistas are in studio! Bowen Yang has never seen Cruel Intentions. Matt Rogers has never seen Network. We talk about comedians watching comedy movies, and Matt tells a truly incredible story about buying the Glitter soundtrack on 9/11. Plus some Before & Afters and a Fan Script!

Jun 14, 2018
20: Caleb Synan has never seen Top Gun
00:54:55

Caleb Synan (Conan) has never seen Top Gun, but he rewrote it. We have too much fun with the script this week. Caleb and Babs Erwin talk about binging Survivor over prestige-TV. There’s also some before and afters, Three Tracks, another Product Placement script, and who can name the most Tom Cruise movies? Also joined in studio by Babs Erwin and Dave Ross.

Jun 07, 2018
19: Ryan Ridley has never seen 2010: The Year We Make Contact
01:02:27

Ryan Ridley (Rick & Morty) has never seen 2010: The Year We Make Contact. Who has? He rewrites it, and we read it in studio. We jump into talking about remakes, reboots, and the necessity of any of it. We get into the details behind this movie and why it exists. Plus, some Before and Afters, Three Tracks, Backwards TV, and the return of Guess What Movie Kyle’s Dad Is Describing Based Only Off the Trailer and He’s Never Heard of the Movie. We’re joined by Daniel Shar and Marlena Rodriguez!

May 31, 2018
18: BONUS: Faking A Murderer
00:32:08

Call it the precursor to all of this. Back in 2016, everyone was talking about Netflix’s Making a Murderer, but Kyle never saw it. That didn’t stop him from talking to people about it, though. A special release of the first episode from his old podcast, Faking a Murderer, where he talks with friends about Making a Murderer, but doesn’t tell them that he has never seen it. Just a half hour or so of Kyle BS-ing his way through detailed talks about a documentary.

May 24, 2018
17: Barry Rothbart & Lucas Neff have never seen Pretty in Pink & Pretty Woman
01:08:03

Barry Rothbart has never seen Pretty in Pink, and Lucas Neff has never seen Pretty Woman, so they wrote them. We talk about how movies hold up over time, bad movies we’ve watched a lot, and play some Before and Afters, Three Tracks, Backwards TV Themes, and have a fan script to wrap it up!

May 17, 2018
16: Henry Zebrowski has never seen Mary Poppins
01:07:06

Henry Zebrowski (The Last Podcast on the Left) has never seen Mary Poppins, but he rewrote it. We talk good horror, pointless remakes, and we have a bonus script, Black Mirror, never seen by Kyle. Plus some haunting audio games, and the introduction of a new segment, Retroactive Product Placement. We’re joined in studio by Yusong Liu & Sydney Steinberg.

May 10, 2018
15: Flula Borg has never seen No Country for Old Men
00:56:56

Flula Borg (Pitch Perfect 2) has never seen No Country for Old Men, but he rewrote it. This week we talk about Flula seeing movies growing up in Germany, complete with intermission, and then coming to the United States and our lack thereof. Plus his hometown’s Blues Brothers obsession. We play a couple of rounds of three tracks, a round of Kyle’s Dad Describes a Movie Trailer Guess What He’s Describing Wait Is This Even the Game Name, and a fan script of Game of Thrones! We’re joined by the incredibly funny Steph Tolev, as well!

May 03, 2018
14: Martha Kelly has never seen The Big Lebowski
01:03:36

Martha Kelly (FX’s Baskets) has never seen The Big Lebowski, but she rewrote it. This week we talk about movies based around their hype, and we get into the movie Twister for an appropriately wonderful amount of time. Plus we get a fan script in there, play some Before and Afters and Three Tracks in One (game title pending) and more. We’re also joined in the studio by Marina Shifrin and Mekki Leeper!

Apr 26, 2018
Ryan Singer has never seen The Wolf of Wall Street
01:10:43

Ryan Singer (Me & Paranormal You, frequent Never Seen It guest) has never seen The Wolf of Wall Street, but he rewrote it. We talk about what he got right and wrong from the movie, and we get into some Before and Afters, IMDb Trivia, Literal Titles, 3 in 1s, and we even have a fan script, “Dirty Dancing.” Thank you for listening! Please rate and review the podcast wherever you listen, if you get a moment.

Apr 19, 2018
Dan Harmon has never seen Lawrence of Arabia
00:57:48

Dan Harmon (!!!) has never seen Lawrence of Arabia, but he rewrote it. This week we are joined by the one and only Dan Harmon, who rewrote the famed Lawrence of Arabia. We talk about epic movies, spending time seeing bad movies versus good movies, and then everyone agrees there are some inconsistencies in Kyle’s movie games. We play Before and Afters, IMDb Trivia, Literal Titles, and Kyle’s Dad Movie Trailer Game. We’re joined by the incomparable Erin McGown and MeLissa Gavarrette. This one is a can’t miss.  Please review and rate the show if you enjoy it!

Apr 12, 2018
Dave Ross and Hampton Yount have never seen Human Centipede
00:53:38

Dave Ross and Hampton Yount have never seen Human Centipede, but together they rewrote it. This week we talk about different types of horror movies, ranging from gore to thriller, people’s fascination with films like Human Centipede as a spectacle, and more. Hampton finds a xylophone. We play a round of Before and Afters, IMDb Trivia, Literal Titles, and introduce Three At Once, a new game where audio from three movies is played at the same time. Also joined in studio by Blair Socci.

Apr 05, 2018
Noah Gardenswartz has never see Silence of the Lambs
00:46:13

Noah Gardenswartz (Comedy Central, Comedy Knockout) has never see Silence of the Lambs, but he rewrote it. In this episode Noah has completely mastered Kyle’s Dad Describes a Movie Trailer Based Only Off Seeing the Description and Never Having Heard of the Movie. We talk about childhood moviegoing, and play some rounds of Before and After and IMDb Trivia. We’re joined by the wonderful Teresa Lee. 

Mar 29, 2018
Kara Klenk has never seen The Avengers
00:58:19

Kara Klenk has never seen The Avengers, but she rewrote it. In fact, she’s not 100% certain who is in The Avengers to begin with. This week we talk about super hero movies, keeping up in general, and spending too much time watching other things. We introduce a game that we’ll never play again, involving marshmallows. We also play a round of Movie Before and Afters, some IMDb Trivia, and another rousing round of Guess What Movie Kyle’s Dad is Describing Based Only Off Seeing the Trailer and Never Having Had Heard of the Movie. Also joined in studio by Daniel Shar and Marlena Rodriguez.

Mar 22, 2018
Langston Kerman has never seen Scarface
00:56:52

Langston Kerman (HBO’s Insecure) has never seen Scarface, but he rewrote it. This week we talk about how much you can know about a movie based on MTV’s Cribs, and dorm room posters, pop culture, and more. A pretty decent amount of time is spent just making fun of Kyle. We play a round of Movie Before and Afters, some IMDb Trivia, and another rousing round of Guess What Movie Kyle’s Dad is Describing Based Only Off Seeing the Trailer and Never Having Had Heard of the Movie. Also joined in studio by Erin McGown and Dan Prevette.

Mar 15, 2018
Dan Murrell & Roth Cornet have never seen Hellraiser
01:03:59

Dan Murrell & Roth Cornet (Screen Junkies, Honest Trailers), have never seen Hellraiser, but they did rewrite it. This week we talk about horror movie posters that are too gruesome for the general public, DeNiro's career, and more! Then our favorite segments return as we play Movie Before & After, IMDB Trivia, and Kyle's MOM jumps in for "What Movie is Kyle’s Dad Describing Based Solely Off Describing the Trailer and Not Ever Having Heard of the Movie". Also joined in studio by Ryan Singer.

Mar 08, 2018
Todd Sklar and Devon Walker haven’t seen some of the Oscar Movies
01:15:36

Todd Sklar hasn't seen Dunkirk, and Devon Walker hasn't seen Darkest Hour. But, they did rewrite them. This week, scenes about how no one knows who Dunkirk actually is and how it's possible that Alfred from Batman was actually in Darkest Hour. Plus, games like Movie Before & After, IMDB Trivia, and "What Movie is Kyle’s Dad Describing Based Solely Off Describing the Trailer and Not Ever Having Heard of the Movie". Also joined in studio by Alex Rennie.

Mar 01, 2018
Mike Lawrence has never seen Fight Club
00:57:15

Mike Lawrence has never seen Fight Club, but he did rewrite it. This week, we start with "What Movie is Kyle’s Dad Describing Based Solely Off Describing the Trailer and Not Ever Having Heard of the Movie" before sharing stories about our first time encountering nudity on screen. Then we round it out with Mike's rewrite, which includes "Fight Club: Where violence and exclusivity get to mingle". Also joined in studio by Teresa Lee & Dave Ross.

Feb 22, 2018
The Worst Idea of All Timers Apparently Haven’t Seen Mob Movies
01:08:50

Guy Montgomery and Tim Batt (from The Worst Idea Of All Time Podcast) have never seen The Godfather. Or Goodfellas. But they rewrote them. We talk about how Guy & Tim have spent over 18,000 minutes watching the same three movies together, before we get into Movie Before and After, IMDB trivia and more! Plus the always faithful segment of "What Movie is Kyle’s Dad Describing Based Solely Off Describing the Trailer and Not Ever Having Heard of the Movie". Also joined in studio by Caleb Synan. Rate and review us, it really helps the show!

Feb 15, 2018
Josh Gondelman has never seen Avatar
01:00:35

Josh Gondelman has never seen Avatar, but he rewrote it. We talk about how it's literally the most profitable film that also happens to be very forgettable. Plus, another segment of Movie Before and After, and Approximate Theme Song, where I listen to a theme and sing it to the guests, who then have to guess what it is. As always, we're joined by my dad for "What Movie is Kyle’s Dad Describing Based Solely Off Describing the Trailer and Not Ever Having Heard of the Movie".  Also joined in studio by Blair Socci.

Feb 08, 2018
Sara Benincasa has never seen Breaking Bad
01:02:52

Sara Benicasa has never seen Breaking Bad, but she rewrote it. Plus, two new games are debuted: one where our guests guess the movie based on IMDB trivia, and "Movie Before And After", where two movies are combined (i.e. Wolf of Wall-e Street) and guests will have to guess based on the description. Then, another installment of What Movie is Kyle’s Dad Describing Based Solely Off Describing the Trailer and Not Ever Having Heard of the Movie that starts with "okay why is she breaking the elevator". Also joined in studio by Ismael Loutfi.

Feb 01, 2018
Amy Miller has never seen The Shining
01:02:49

Amy Miller has never seen The Shining. But she rewrote it. Plus, we talk about watching Schindler’s List on a plane (the most fun movie to watch in public), make fun of Kyle for putting this podcast together at all, talk about movie watching and TV binging culture, and even get a bonus script of The Exorcist. And the introduction of the game What Movie is Kyle’s Dad Describing Based Solely Off Describing the Trailer and Not Ever Having Heard of the Movie. (stick around for that game, trust us!) Also joined in studio by John Michael Bond and Daniel Shar.

Jan 25, 2018