Girls Gotta Eat

By Ashley Hesseltine and Rayna Greenberg

Listen to a podcast, please open Podcast Republic app. Available on Google Play Store.


Category: Comedy

Open in iTunes


Open RSS feed


Open Website


Rate for this podcast

Subscribers: 727
Reviews: 3

grace
 Jul 9, 2019
Thanks girls! love it x

Jessica mann
 Feb 15, 2019
love it!

Sydney
 Sep 20, 2018
These women are so funny, real & refreshing!

Description

Why do guys just want to f*ck you once then stalk your Instagram forever? Should you ditch the apps and meet people in the wild? How do you get over a breakup when you feel like you're gonna die? These are all topics discussed on Girls Gotta Eat -- a hilarious podcast from Rayna Greenberg (@OneHungryJew) and Ashley Hesseltine (comedian + creator of @BrosBeingBasic).

Episode Date
Spilling the Fertility Tea
01:45:11

Ooh baby baby, we're talking fertility on this episode with renowned gyno-to-the-stars Dr. Sean Henry. We discuss how to know if you're fertile, what can affect/not affect your reproductive abilities, all things egg freezing (age, procedure, cost, etc.), more. And we have a very special guest MERRILL (!!!) join us to discuss her recent "baby insurance" policy. We hope you enjoy!

Follow us on Instagram @GirlsGottaEatPodcast, Rayna @OneHungryJew, and Ashley @AshHess. Check our website for tour dates and merch.

Thank you to our partners for this episode:

LiquidIV: Get 25% off at liquidiv.com with code GGE at checkout.

FabFitFun: Get $10 off your first box at fabfitfun.com with code GGE.

HelloFresh: For $80 off your first month, go to hellofresh.com/gge80 and use code GGE80.

Ritual: Get $10 off your first 3 months at ritual.com/gge

Aug 19, 2019
I F*cked Up
01:37:51

We're talking about MISTAKES and have hilarious comedian/friend Francis Ellis join us to chat about being fired from (what was once) his dream job and the aftermath that ensued, including a semi-consensual trip to France. We discuss turning negatives into positives in all areas of life (work, relationships, etc.), decide if "once a cheater always a cheater" is true, and have Francis mansplain some burning questions about male behavior from our female listeners. We also catch up on our most recent travels, Ashley's apartment search, and a piggyback ride in Minneapolis that took a turn. Hope you enjoy!

Follow Francis on Instagram @francisccellis and check out his podcast Oops.

Follow us @GirlsGottaEatPodcast, Ashley @AshHess and Rayna @OneHungryJew.

Thank you to our partners for this episode:

Fabletics: Get 2 leggings for only $24 at fabletics.com/gge.

Buffy: For $20 off your Buffy comforter, visit buffy.co and enter promo code GGE.

Living Proof: Get a free sample of dry shampoo with your purchase at livingproof.com/gge + promo code GGE.

Bioclarity: Get 40% off skincare routines + an extra 15% off everything at bioclarity.com when you use code GGE at checkout. 

Aug 11, 2019
Like a Virgin
01:33:06

We have sex and dating writer Candice Jalili (Elite Daily, Cosmo, Time, etc.) in the house studio to discuss the "late blooming" topics we've been dying to deep dive on -- being a virgin in your twenties and never having a boyfriend. We chat about overcoming insecurities, knowing when to give it up, our virginity losing stories (ranked), and what it's like always being the single friend. Also, we catch up on life events (is Ashley moving?!), and play an extra ridiculous game of This Took a Turn. Hope you enjoy!

Follow Candice on Instagram at @CandiceJalili and check her website for her work.

Follow us @GirlsGottaEatPodcast, Rayna @OneHungryJew and Ashley @AshHess. Check our website for tour dates and merch.

Thank you to our partners for this episode:

Away: Go to awaytravel.com/gge and use promo code GGE to get $20 off a suitcase.

Postmates: Download the app and use code GGE to get $100 of free delivery credit for your first 7 days.

Figs: Get 15% off your first order at wearfigs.com with code GGE at checkout.

FabFitFun: Get $10 off your first box at fabfitfun.com with promo code GGE. 

Aug 05, 2019
You're Speaking My (Love) Language
01:21:02

That's right, we're talking about the ever-so-important languages of love -- what the five languages mean, which ones we are, and how to get your partner to speak your language for a happier, healthier relationship. We also deep dive about cuddling (are you a Rayna or an Ashley?), and discuss the phenomenon of exes coming back into your life just to fuck it up. AND we have an extra special former guest join us to catch up on testicles, his new relationship, and play a round of Psycho or Power Move. We hope you enjoy!

Follow us on Instagram @GirlsGottaEatPodcast, Rayna @OneHungryJew, and Ashley @AshHess. Check our website for tour dates and merch.

Thank you to our partners for this episode:

Native: Get 20% off your first purchase by going to nativedeodorant.com and entering code GGE.

Rothy's: Go to rothys.com/gge to find your new favorite flats.

OpenFit: Get a special extended 30-day free trial membership by texting GGE to 303030.

ThirdLove: Go to thirdlove.com/gge to to find your perfect fitting bra and get 15% off your first purchase. 

Jul 29, 2019
Let's Talk About Mental Health
01:45:58

In this episode, we are deep diving into mental health (mental illnesses, treatments, and even suicide) with comedian Brendan Eyre, and he's the most perfect person to discuss these topics and provide plenty of comic relief along the way. He takes us through his "journey" of mental health from a psychotic breakdown in Alaska to trying to escape a psych ward to where he is today in a solid place doing comedy and in a loving relationship. We also tackle how to handle mental illness in a relationship. And we kick off the episode with an update on our latest travels (specifically, Jersey strippers and dates in Denver). We hope you enjoy!

Follow Brendan on Instagram @EyreBud and get his album here.

Follow us @GirlsGottaEatPodcast, Ashley @AshHess, and Rayna @OneHungryJew. Check our website for tour dates and merch.

Thank you to our partners for this episode:

LiquidIV: Get 25% off at LiquidIV.com with code GGE at checkout.

No Bull: For simple, durable, and functional training gear, visit nobullproject.com/gge.

HelloFresh: For $80 off your first month, go to hellofresh.com/gge80 and use code GGE80.

Ritual: Get 10% off your first 3 months at ritual.com/gge

Jul 22, 2019
What Women Want
01:32:57

Do lesbians deal with the same bullshit straight women do when it comes to dating? We have hilarious comedian (and lowkey model) Sydnee Washington joining us to discuss this, along with other topics like the female orgasm and life factors that affect it, opening up your relationship, communicating with women vs. men, your family not accepting your sexuality, and much more. We also bring back Fuck Marry Kill, and catch up on celeb sightings, Rayna's vibrator crisis, and Ashley's hot new neighbors. Enjoy!

Follow Sydnee on Instagram @JustSydbw.

Follow us @GirlsGottaEatPodcast, Ashley @AshHess, and Rayna @OneHungryJew. Check our website for NEW tour dates, merch, and fundraising.

Thank you to our partners for this episode:

Figs: Get 15% off your first order at wearfigs.com with code GGE at checkout.

Living Proof: Get 20% off any No Frizz products at livingproof.com/gge, code GGE.

FabFitFun: Get $10 off your first box at fabfitfun.com with code GGE.

Lola: To get 40% off subscriptions, go to mylola.com and use code GGE. 

Jul 15, 2019
Give Me My Privacy
01:37:37

Does my partner deserve to know how many people I've slept with? What about my past relationship history? Should we know each other's phone passwords? How can I poop in private?! We're answering all these burning questions about privacy and boundaries on this week's episode. We're also discussing Ashley's birthday (and more #CancerSzn feelings), Rayna's recent tryst, and playing another shocking round of That Took a Turn. Hope you enjoy!

Follow us on Instagram @GirlsGottaEatPodcast, Rayna @OneHungryJew, and Ashley @AshHess. Check our website for tour dates and merch.

Donate to our fundraiser for Immigrant Families Together HERE.

Thank you to our partners for this episode:

Birchbox: Get $5 off your first month of You-Time by going to birchbox.com/gge and enter code GGE.

Fabletics: Get 2 pairs of leggings for just $24 at fabletics.com/gge.

Buffy: For $20 off your Buffy comforter, visit buffy.co and enter code GGE.

Bioclarity: Get 40% off skincare routines and 15% off everything else at Bioclarity.com when you use code GGE at checkout. 


Jul 08, 2019
Being Happy Being Alone
01:38:44

We're covering lots of important ground on this episode with writer/author Maria Del Russo -- how to accept (and enjoy) being single, finding yourself and not being a "dating chameleon", knowing what you want and don't want in a partner, not letting bad dates get you down, booty call chauffeurs, hammock sex, and more. We also introduce a new feel-good segment inspired by Maria's book "Simple Acts of Love" and catch up on Rayna's Russian adventure and who Ashley is beefing with now. We hope you enjoy!

Follow Maria on Instagram @MariaDelRusso and check her out more here.

Follow us @GirlsGottaEatPodcast, Rayna @OneHungryJew, and Ashley @AshHess. Check our website for tour dates and merch.

Thank you to our partners for this episode:

No Bull: For simple, durable, and functional training gear, visit nobullproject.com/gge.

Postmates: Download the app and use code GGE to get $100 of free delivery credit for your first 7 days.

Rothy's: Go to rothys.com/gge to shop their stylish, sustainable shoes.

ThirdLove: Go to thirdlove.com/gge to find your perfect fitting bra and get 15% off your first purchase. 

Jul 01, 2019
Young Love
01:34:58

We're joined by comedians Mike Feeney and Mike Cannon who are absolutely hilarious, best friends (or so we thought), and happily married. We're talking to them about meeting your spouse at a young age, married life vs. single life, keeping the spark alive, and more. We play a game of Psycho or Power Move with one of the funniest stories we've heard yet, and also catch up on summer travel, new feedback on 69'ing, and a dating app update we're pissed about. We hope you love this one as much as we do!

Follow Mike Cannon at Instagram @IAmMikeCannon and check his website for more. Follow Mike Feeney @IAmMikeFeeney and check his website for more.

Thank you to our partners for this episode:

Butcherbox: Go to butcherbox.com/gge and enter code GGE for $20 off your first box + free bacon for life.

Openfit: Get a special extended 30-day free trial membership by texting GGE t 303030.

Ritual: Get 10% off your first 3 months at ritual.com/gge

Jun 24, 2019
Dealing With Our Demons
01:30:09

It's a hot one! We are so excited to have Hannah Berner of Bravo's Summer House, Berning in Hell podcast, and meme royalty to discuss mental health when it comes to dating, tackling your own issues, and the differences between toxic relationships and healthy ones. We're also talking about the allure of ugly-hot guys, difficulty getting over funny guys, and a whole bag of weird shit during a hilarious round of Red Light Green Light. Enjoy!

Follow Hannah on Instagram @BeingBernz.

Follow us @GirlsGottaEatPodcast and check our website for tour dates and merch.

Thank you to our partners for this episode:

Fabletics: Get 2 leggings for just $24 at fabletics.com/gge.

Living Proof: Get 20% off any No Frizz products at livingproof.com/gge, use promo code GGE.

HelloFresh: Get $80 off your first month at hellofresh.com/gge80 and use the code GGE80.

Lola: To get 40% off subscriptions, go to mylola.com and enter GGE. 

Jun 17, 2019
Is He Micro-Cheating?
01:28:45

It's our 69th EPISODE (!!!), it's just the two of us, and we're bringing it back to our roots and covering shady social media behavior. We discuss when a partner is "micro-cheating" -- what it looks like, what it means, and how you can approach the situation. We also share some awkward/embarrassing/alcohol-related instances that happened recently, reveal our true feelings about 69ing, and play another emotional game of "How I Knew It Was Real." We hope you enjoy!

Follow us on Instagram @GirlsGottaEatPodcast, and check our website for tour dates and merch.

Thank you to our partners for this episode:

Buffy: For $20 off your Buffy comforter, visit buffy.co and enter code GGE.

Betabrand: Go to betabrand.com/gge for 20% off your Dress Pant Yoga Pants.

Bioclarity: Get 40% off skincare routines + 15% off everything else at bioclarity.com when you use code GGE at checkout. 


Jun 10, 2019
Are You Threesome Material?
01:17:18

We have the hilarious/beautiful/savage Marie Faustin join us to discuss everything from threesome propositions to pegging fantasies to why she doesn't want a boyfriend. Subtopics include: Cowboy boots, broke dudes, and gay porn. We bring back "Is This Weird?" with some doozies, and also catch up on our latest (mis)adventures with guys and the foolproof way to know if someone isn't into you. Enjoy!

Follow Marie on Instagram @Reeezy and check her website for show dates and more info.

Follow us @GirlsGottaEatPodcast and check our website for show dates and merch.

Thank you to our partners for this episode:

Postmates: Download the app and use code GGE for $100 of free credit for your first 7 days.

ThirdLove: Go to thirdlove.com/gge to find your perfect fitting bra and get 15% off your first order.

ModCloth: For 15% off your purchase of $100 or more, go to modcloth.com and enter code GGE. One time use, expires 10/5/19. 

Jun 03, 2019
Sex Toy Story
01:49:30

Break out the lube y'all, it's a sex toy episode! We have the amazingly knowledgable Lisa Finn from Babeland toy shop giving us all the good vibrations. We're talking about choosing the right sex toys, introducing them with your partner, BDSM, butt stuff (plugs, pegging, etc.), lube, and more. We're also sharing our most embarrassing vibrator-related stories, along with your submissions. Enjoy!

Shop at Babeland.com (code BabesGottaEat for a discount) and follow on Instagram @babeland_toys.

Follow us @GirlsGottaEatPodcast and check our website for tour dates and merch.

Thank you to our partners for this episode:

OkCupid: Download the free OkCupid dating app today.

Openfit: Get a special extended 30-day free trial membership by texting GGE to 303030.

Ritual: Get 10% off your first 3 months at ritual.com/gge

May 27, 2019
When Dudes Get Dumped
01:35:13

We've talked plenty about women getting over breakups but what happens when dudes get their hearts broken? We have hilarious comedian Anthony DeVito telling his tragic tale (don't worry, he's fine now) and sharing the ways he coped with losing (who he thought was) the love of his life. We're also talking about finding love at any age (hint: there's hope for your single grandparents), and misreading signs on dates and the embarrassment that goes with it. Also in the episode: Canada tour dates (!!!), recapping Rayna's Cuba trip and previewing Ashley's upcoming travels, and a PSA on women's rights. We hope you enjoy!

Follow Anthony on Instagram @Devo4Tivo and get his album Dream Occupation.

Follow us @GirlsGottaEatPodcast and check our website for tour dates and merch.

Thank you to our partners for this episode:

Living Proof: Get a free sample of dry shampoo with your purchase at LivingProof.com/gge, promo code GGE.

HelloFresh: Get $80 off your first month by going to hellofresh.com/gge80 and use code GGE80.

FabFitFun: Get $10 off your first box at FabFitFun.com, promo code GGE.

Lola: For 25% off subscriptions, go to mylola.com and enter GGE25. 



May 20, 2019
Girl Code
01:33:07

Can I date someone my friend dated? Should I care that my friends still talk to my ex? If I catch a guy cheating on his girlfriend, do I tell? We're answering these questions and more on our GIRL CODE episode. We're also sharing our own girl code experiences (spoiler alert: they're sex related), giving some Netflix and spank bank recommendations, and introducing a new feel-good segment where we may or may not cry again. Enjoy!

Follow us on Instagram @GirlsGottaEatPodcast and check our website for tour dates and merch.

Thank you to our partners for this episode:

Postmates: Download the app and use code GGE for $100 of free delivery credit for your first 7 days.

BetaBrand: Go to betabrand.com/gge for 20% off your Dress Pant Yoga Pants.

Buffy: For $20 off your Buffy comforter, go to buffy.co and enter promo code GGE.

BioClarity: Get 40% off skincare routines + 15% off everything at Bioclarity.com when you use code GGE at checkout. 

May 13, 2019
"Why Aren't You Married Yet?"
01:30:42

You know we love someone who can speak profoundly on relationships and also talk shit, so we're very #blessed to have Kate Kennedy of Be There in Five and author of Twinkle Twinkle Social Media Star join us this week. We're discussing the pressure to get engaged from family/friends/coworkers based on their expectations (and how not to be one of those assholes), dating app profiles (guys, what are you DOING?), and how not to drag your past relationship baggage into the next one. We're also introducing a brand new segment of feel-good stories (for once), and sharing a surprising DM proposition we both received. We hope you enjoy!

Follow Kate on Instagram @BeThereInFive and check her website for everything else.

Follow us @GirlsGottaEatPodcast and check our website for NEW TOUR DATES and merch.

Thank you to our partners for this episode:

Baked By Melissa: Get 15% off your order at BakedByMelissa.com and enter code GGE when you sign up.

Hers: Get your first month of birth control for $5 at ForHers.com/gge.

OkCupid: Download the free OkCupid app today.

FabFitFun: Get $10 off your first box at FabFitFun.com and use the code GGE.  

May 06, 2019
Is Love F*cked?
01:21:27

We convinced Mark Manson (life guru/bestselling author of The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F*ck) to sit down and answer the question "Is love f*cked?" (Spoiler alert: It doesn't have to be.) We discuss the current hellscape of dating and how both men and women should navigate it, expressing your feelings and getting out the gray area, and whether love is enough to sustain a relationship. We also have him "Mansplain" some hot topics like when to sleep with someone and the reason men ghost then resurface. Also on the agenda: Ashley's new fantasy and Rayna's apartment drama. Enjoy!

Visit MarkManson.net for articles, courses, and to purchase his books, and follow him on Instagram @MarkMansonNet.

Follow us @GirlsGottaEatPodcast and check our website for tour dates and merch.

Thank you to our partners for this episode:

Brumate: Go to Brumate.com and use code GGE for 15% off your first order.

OpenFit: Get a special, extended 30-day free trial membership to OpenFit by texting GGE to 303030.

ThirdLove: Go to thirdlove.com/gge to find your perfect fitting bra, and get 15% off your first purchase.

Ritual: Get 10% off your first 3 months at ritual.com/gge


Apr 29, 2019
When You Know, You Know
01:27:17

How do you know when you meet the right person? We're chatting with ultimate girl crush Eden Grinshpan (restaurateur and host of Top Chef Canada) about getting engaged within weeks of meeting her husband and how they're still killing it (with a kid) six years later. We also discuss the illusion of perfection on social media, the best country to meet men, nightmare dates, and the secret to "having it all." And lastly, we play a game of Psycho or Power Move and dissect some confusing (but not surprising) male behavior. Enjoy!

Follow Eden on Instagram @EdenEats and check her out on Top Chef on Food Network Canada.

Follow us @GirlsGottaEatPodcast and check our website for tour dates.

Thank you to our partners for this episode.

Betabrand: Go to betabrand.com/gge to get 20% of your Dress Pant Yoga Pants.

Living Proof: Get a free sample of dry shampoo with your purchase at LivingProof.com/ggepromo code GGE.

Zola: To start your free wedding website and also get $50 off your registry, go to zola.com/gge.

HelloFresh: Get $80 off your first month by going to hellofresh.com/gge80 + use code GGE80. 

Apr 22, 2019
Always a Bridesmaid
01:34:35

Raise a glass...it's our WEDDING EPISODE! We're discussing survival skills for being single (and/or broke) during wedding season, wedding planning tips so your guests don't hate you, overall etiquette, bridezilla behavior, bridesmaid woes, eloping, and even tips for canceling the whole thing! We also share our proudest wedding walk-of-shame stories. Cheers, we hope you enjoy!

Follow us on Instagram @GirlsGottaEatPodcast and check our website for tour dates and merchandise.

Thank you to our partners for this episode:

OkCupid: Download the free OkCupid dating app today.

Poshmark: Get $5 off your first purchase at Poshmark.com, invite code GGE5.

BioClarity: Get 40% off skincare routines + 15% off everything at BioClarity.com when you use code GGE at checkout.

Lola: To get 25% off subscriptions, go to MyLola.com and enter GGE25 when you subscribe. 

Apr 15, 2019
Money Talks
01:33:55

It's another moneeeey episode, but this time with a professional! We are joined by Ramit Sethi, New York Times bestselling author of I Will Teach You To Be Rich, to not only discuss money issues in relationships, but also personal financial success. We cover how to talk to your partner about money (everything from income imbalance to longterm goals to debt), lending money (should you ever do it?), when to splurge and when to save, and how to get a raise at work (complete with role playing). We also share what went down in Florida and reveal one of Rayna's deepest, darkest secrets. We hope you enjoy and get rich, bitches!

Check out Ramit's website I Will Teach You To Be Rich for all his info, and follow him on Instagram @Ramit.

Follow us @GirlsGottaEatPodcast and check our website for tour dates and merchandise.

Thank you to our partners for this episode:

Postmates: Get $100 of delivery credit for your first 7 days by downloading the app and using code GGE.

ModCloth: For 15% off your purchase of $100 or more, go to modcloth.com and enter code GGE at checkout (one-time use, expires 7/6/19).

Buffy: For $20 off your Buffy comforter, visit buffy.co and enter code GGE. 

Apr 08, 2019
What's Your Sign?
01:27:14

We're going deep into the stars with professional astrologer Mecca Woods! She explains which signs are compatible and why, schools us on what a sun/moon/rising sign means, decodes the ever-so-controversial SCORPIO, and we even discuss Mercury Retrograde and Saturn Returns. (And don't worry, we go through every single sign and its relationship style.) We also chat about Ashley's "one that got away" and the new guy Rayna's dad wants her to date. We hope you enjoy!

Follow Mecca on Instagram @1Meccanism and check her website for consultations, to buy her book, etc.

Follow us @GirlsGottaEatPodcast and check our website for tour dates and merch.

Thank you to our partners for this episode:

Brumate: Go to brumate.com and use code GGE to get 15% off your first order.

OpenFit: Get a special extended 30-day free trial membership, text GGE 303030.

Third Love: Go to thirdlove.com/gge to find your perfect fitting bra and get 15% off your first purchase.

Ritual: Get 10% off your first 3 months at ritual.com/gge

Apr 01, 2019
Love and Other Drugs
01:14:43

Comedian, actor, and amateur dog whisperer Dan Soder joins us for another off-the-rails episode where we discuss everything from drugs to sober sex to "relationship dirty talk." He also pens the new "Thank U, Next" and shares the hilarious story of him losing his virginity. We catch up on Rayna's recent bout of abstinence and Ashley's lack of affection. Hope you enjoy!

Follow Dan on Instagram @DanSoder and check his website for more info and tour dates.

Follow us @GirlsGottaEatPodcast and check our website for tour dates.

Thank you to our partners for this episode:

For Hers: Get your first month of birth control for $5 at Forhers.com/gge

Living Proof: Get a free sample of dry shampoo with your purchase at LivingProof.com/gge

Hello Fresh: Get $80 off your first month at hellofresh.com/gge80 + code GGE80 

Mar 25, 2019
Rules to Live (Together) By
01:29:40

 

Should you cohabitate...or no-habitate? We discuss the right time and right reasons to move in with a partner, financial arrangements and how to tackle them, tips and tricks for sharing your living space, the art of compromise, and how it can all go terribly wrong. We also catch up on recent travels/tacos, and play an extra spicy round of This Took a Turn. Enjoy!

Follow us on Instagram @GirlsGottaEatPodcast, and check our website for upcoming tour dates!

Thank you to our partners for this episode:

LegacyBox: Go to LegacyBox.com/gge and save 40% off today.

Buffy: For $20 off your Buffy comforter, go to buffy.co and enter promo code GGE.

Lola: For 40% off subscriptions, visit MyLola.com and enter code GGE. 

Mar 18, 2019
How to Cum
01:43:29

We're so excited (aroused?) to have comedian Remy Kassimir join us to talk about masturbation and cumming! At age 27, Remy had never had an orgasm, so she started a podcast about it and went on a quest to climax. She shares the details of all the attempts and how it finally happened, plus we dive deep into masturbation (including playlists and spank banks), sex toys, the complexity of the female orgasm, and more. We also catch up on Rayna's move, Ashley's recent foot-in-mouth moment, and share some hilarious results of our "Shallow Challenge." We hope you enjoy (and finish)!

Check out Remy's podcast How Cum, and follow her on Instagram @RemyKassimir.

Follow us @GirlsGottaEatPodcast and check our website for tour dates!

Thank you to our partners for this episode:

Postmates: Download the app today and use code GGE for $100 of free delivery credit for your first 7 days.

Rothy's: Go to rothys.com and use code GGE for free shipping.

BioClarity: Go to BioClarity.com and get 40% off skincare routines plus an additional 15% off everything on the website using code GGE at checkout. 

Mar 11, 2019
STDs, IUDs, and UTIs, Oh My!
01:51:03

We brought in a brilliant sex educator Kendall McKenzie to discuss all those "embarrassing" sex and body topics including STDs (everything from symptoms to how to tell your partner), birth control methods and periods, UTIs and other vaginal infections, queefing, penis sizes, and more. We also catch up on dating apps and introduce a new conversation starter. Enjoy!

Follow us on Instagram @GirlsGottaEatPodcast and check our website for LIVE SHOW dates and merch.

Thank you to our partners for this episode:

ThirdLove: Go to ThirdLove.com/gge to find your perfect fitting bra, and get 15% off your first order.

Ritual: Visit ritual.com/gge to start your ritual today. 

Mar 04, 2019
Can You Be Friends With An Ex?
01:29:48

It's just the two of us, and we're finally tackling this long-awaited topic! We're sharing our personal experiences and digging deep into all the areas surrounding being friends with exes. We also read/analyze a very crazy email from a listener about her fiancé and his relationship with his ex. Plus: Recapping our "world tour" (new crushes on the road, which city got the wildest, DM PSAs, etc.) AND a hilarious round of Psycho or Power Move. Enjoy, angels!

Follow us on Insta @GirlsGottaEatPodcast and check our website for LIVE SHOW DATES (may still be tickets available in Dallas, Austin, Tampa, and Miami).

Thank you to our partners for this episode:

Living Proof: Get a free sample of dry shampoo with your purchase at LivingProof.com/gge, promo code GGE.

HelloFresh: Go to hellofresh.com/GGE60 and use the code GGE60 to get $20 off your first 3 boxes.

Hourglass Cosmetics: Get free shipping with the purchase of a Caution Mascara at hourglasscosmetics.com/gge, promo code GGE.

FabFitFun: Go to fabfitfun.com and use code GGE for $10 off your first box.

Feb 25, 2019
Who's Your Daddy?
01:46:40

We are so thrilled to have the hilarious Chris Distefano as our first dad on the show to talk about fatherhood, baby mama drama, dating as a single parent, keeping the peace in the family, and much more. A little more about Chris: He's a history and animal expert (sorta), has super sperm (seriously), and has a really great outlook on life we're so happy to chat about. We also have him "mansplain" some confusing male behavior (including "He's watching all my Instagram stories but won't ask me out!?"), and we give an update on a shocking encounter with a dude Rayna used to like. We hope you love this one!

Follow Chris on Instagram @ChrisDComedy, watch his Comedy Central special Size 38 Waist, and check his website for tour dates.

Follow us @GirlsGottaEatPodcast, and check our website for tour dates.

Thank you to our sponsors for this episode:

LegacyBox: Go to legacybox.com/gge and save 40% today.

Buffy: For $20 off your Buffy comforter, visit Buffy.co and enter code GGE.

Lola: To get 40% off subscriptions, go to MyLola.com and enter code GGE. 

Feb 18, 2019
Guys We F*cked
01:26:30

F*CK YES, we have the illustrious, hilarious Corinne Fisher and Krystyna Hutchinson of the Guys We F*cked podcast joining us for an extra sexually explorative episode. We're covering kinks, deep diving into hitting and cuckolding, reviewing dick pics, discussing masculine and feminine energy, and more. We also chat with them about their podcast success, and play a special (cum-themed) "Is This Weird?" for Krystyna and Rayna. Enjoy!

Follow Corinne and Krystyna on Instagram @SorryAboutLastNight and check their website for their book, shows, and more.

Follow us @GirlsGottaEatPodcast and check our website for tour dates and merch.

Thank you to our sponsors for this episode:

Rothy's: Go to rothys.com and use promo code GGE for free shipping.

ThirdLove: Go to thirdlove.com/gge now find your perfect-fitting bra, and get 15% off your first purchase.

BioClarity: Get a free clarifying masque by going to bioclarity.com and using code GGE when you purchase a routine. 

Feb 10, 2019
Body Goals
01:37:03

It's the Health & Fitness Episode AKA Revenge Body Episode AKA The Episode We Got So Many Requests For. We stray slightly from straight dating/sex talk to share our #journeys with our bodies and where we are now with our happiness and confidence. We're giving our diet and fitness advice; discussing insecurities, celebs, and surgeries; and of course, bringing it back to dating and sex by analyzing what happens to your body at every stage in a relationship. Ashley also gives a crazy update on a guy from her past (this summer) AND we're introducing a new segment called "This Took a Turn." We hope you enjoy!

Follow us on Instagram at @GirlsGottaEatPodcast, and check our website for NEW TOUR DATES!

Thank you to our partners for this episode:

FabFitFun: Go to FabFitFun.com and use code GGE to get $10 off your first box.

Ritual: Visit ritual.com/gge to start your ritual today.

Scentbird: Go to scentbird.com/gge and use code GGE for 50% off your first month. 

Feb 04, 2019
Daddy Issues
01:15:36

We cozied up in an LA hotel room to chat with Violet Benson of the Instagram sensation @DaddyIssues_ about how she started the 4-million-follower account and quit her boring job, combatting depression, avoiding toxic men, masturbating, and fucking famous people. We also play a round of Psycho or Power Move, recap our LA trip, and discuss what we've been binge watching lately. Enjoy!

Follow Violet at @VioletBenson.

Follow us @GirlsGottaEatPodcast, and check our website for tour dates and merchandise.

Thank you to our partners for this episode!

Buffy: For $20 off your Buffy comforter, visit Buffy.co and enter code GGE.

Hourglass Cosmetics: Get free shipping with the purchase of a Caution Mascara at hourglasscosmetics.com/gge, use code GGE.

HelloFresh: Get $80 off your first month by going to HelloFresh.com/gge80 and use code GGE80. 

Jan 28, 2019
Sex, Drugs, and Relationship Roles
01:35:17

Fresh off a world tour, we have comedian Ari Shaffir join us to chat about non-monogamy and honesty in a relationship, why he doesn't want kids, leaving his religion, and doing drugs to change your life. We also recap our latest travel experiences (including Rayna's ex), and Ashley's recent "Is This Weird?" date. Enjoy!

Check out Ari's website for tour dates, videos, and more.

Follow us on Instagram @GirlsGottaEatPodcast.com, check our website for merch and tour dates, and get extra episodes at Patreon.com/girlsgottaeat.

Thank you to our sponsors for this episode:

Bioclarity: Get a FREE clarifying mask by going to bioclarity.com and use code GGE when you purchase a routine.

BeachBody: Text GGE to 303030 for your free trial membership.

Poshmark: Get $5 off your first purchase at Poshmark.com, use code GGE5. 

Jan 21, 2019
If I Could Turn Back Time
01:39:09

We have the incomparable Matteo Lane (comedian, artist, celebrity expert) impersonating everyone from Cher to Adele, while also chatting about recovering from a painful breakup, the challenge of balancing a thriving career and a relationship, and how to handle a partner who is having doubts about you. We also answer our first Is This Weird? email from a man (honey, it's juicyyy), and introduce a new segment analyzing all our favorite pop queens of the past (Britney, Lindsay, etc). Enjoy!

Follow Matteo on Instagram @MatteoLane.

Follow us @GirlsGottaEatPodcast, check our website for tour dates and merch, and find extra episodes on Patreon.com/girlsgottaeat.

Thank you to our partners for this episode:

ThirdLove: Go to ThirdLove.com/gge now to find your perfect-fitting bra, and get 15% off your first purchase.

Lola: To get 40% off subscriptions, go to MyLola.com and enter code GGE.

Scentbird: Go to Scentbird.com/gge and use code GGE for 50% off your first month. 

Jan 14, 2019
Inside the Open Relationship
01:38:25

We're so excited to open the convo about open relationships with Malerie and Sam, an awesome (and also hot) polyamorous couple. We ask all those burning questions (How does it work? Whose idea was it? Do you get jealous? What about marriage?), and delve a little further into trust and handling conflict in a relationship. We also recap Ashley's Mexico City trip and Rayna's NYE party flirt turned party foul. Enjoy!

Check out Malerie on Instagram @Malerie_Day.

Follow us @GirlsGottaEatPodcast, check our website for tour dates and merch, and get extra episodes at Patreon.com/GirlsGottaEat.

Thank you to our sponsors for this episode:

Poshmark: Get $5 off your first purchase at poshmark.com, invite code GGE5.

Zola: To start your free wedding website and get $50 off your registry, go to zola.com/gge.

Ritual: Visit ritual.com/gge to start your ritual today. 

Jan 07, 2019
Make 2019 Your Bitch
01:31:52

Big 2019 Energy, coming in hot! In our final episode of 2018, we're talking about resolutions, the energy we're bringing into the new year, and how to achieve goals when it comes to weight, career, romantic relationships, and friendships. We also recap Christmas on the Hesseltine farm, texts from exes, AND we're so excited to present the 2018 Girls Gotta Eat Awards to our former guests. Thank you to everyone who listened, subscribed, rated, reviewed, and laughed with us this year -- we are so thankful for you. XOXO

Follow us on Instagram @GirlsGottaEatPodcast, and check our website for tour dates and merchandise. Extra episodes at Patreon.com/GirlsGottaEat.

Thank you to our partners for this episode:

Scentbird: Go to Scentbird.com/GGE and use code GGE for 50% off your first month.

Living Proof: Get a free sample of the award-winning dry shampoo with your purchase at LivingProof.com/GGE and use code GGE. 

Dec 31, 2018
The Dudes on DMs
01:22:59

Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals! We brought in the hilarious Lev Fer and Andrew Collin to chat about their latest dating stories, happy endings, girls sliding into their DMs (what to say, what to avoid, what got them laid last week, etc.), and more. We also play another ridiculous round of Psycho or Power Move, and recap our Holiday Spectacular. Enjoy!

Follow Andrew Collin on Instagram @AndrewTCollin and Lev Fer @LevFer.

Follow us @GirlsGottaEatPodcast, and check our website for tour dates and merchandise.

Thank you to our partners for this episode:

Hourglass Cosmetics: Get free shipping with the purchase of Caution Mascara at hourglasscosmetics.com/gge + promo code GGE.

Fabletics: Get two pairs of leggings for only $24 at fabletics.com/gge

Dec 24, 2018
How Can I Make Him Commit?
01:23:15

Ahhh the age old question -- How can I get this guy to commit to me/be my boyfriend/stop sleeping with other women/marry and impregnate me? We tackle it from all angles -- tough love to techniques to last ditch efforts. We also recap Rayna's Mexico trip/plague, Ashley's new international man, and introduce a hilarious (and inspiring?) new game: PSYCHO or POWER MOVE. Enjoy!

Follow us on Instagram @GirlsGottaEatPodcast, Twitter @Girls_GottaEat, and check our website for show dates and merchandise.

Thank you to our partners for supporting Girls Gotta Eat:

Fabletics: Get two pairs of leggings for only $24 by visiting Fabletics.com/gge.

Scentbird: Go to scentbird.com/gge and use code GGE for 50% off your first month. 

Dec 17, 2018
Live, Laugh, (Long-Distance) Love
01:31:21

Gather round, y'all! In this nonstop-laughs episode, we talk with actress/comedian/best-person-on-Instagram Heather McMahan about her thriving long-distance relationship and why it works, sexy pics gone wrong, coping with the loss of a parent, and so much more. We also recap a ridiculous shopping experience, and introduce a new game that incites a fiery passion in everyone. Enjoy!

Follow Heather on Instagram @HeatherKMcMahan.

Follow us @GirlsGottaEatPodcast and check our website for live show dates and merchandise. More episodes available at Patreon.com/GirlsGottaEat.

Thank you to our sponsors for this episode:

Addyi: Learn more at Addyi.com/gge.

Lola: To get 40% off subscriptions, visit MyLola.com and enter code GGE.

Dec 10, 2018
What Turns You On?
01:21:54

Comedian (and DANCER) Nikki Glaser joins us for a hilarious, no-holds-barred talk about surprising turn-ons (ie. wanting your boyfriend to hook up with someone else), loving yourself, loving anal, not fucking guys until they earn it, Dancing With the Stars, and more. Ashley also shares her latest dating app experiment, and Rayna recaps a family milestone. Enjoy!

Follow Nikki on Instagram @NikkiGlaser and find tour dates and more on her website.

Follow us @GirlsGottaEatPodcast and check our website for live show dates and merchandise. More episodes available at Patreon.com/GirlsGottaEat.

Thank you to our sponsors for this episode!

Buffy: For $20 off your Buffy comforter, visit Buffy.co and enter code GGE.

Living Proof: Get a free sample of the award-winning dry shampoo with your purchase at LivingProof.com/GGE and use code GGE.

Scentbird: Go to Scentbird.com/GGE and use code GGE for 50% off your first month. 

Dec 03, 2018
Girl Crush
01:11:55

Strap in (or strap-on) for this one! We're joined by hilarious comedian and actress Emma Willmann (Netflix, Colbert, Crazy Ex-Girlfriend) to talk about the Lesbian Hunger Games, being in the closet in high school, sex toys, dating apps, bisexuality, and more. We also play Is This Weird? with one of our most bizarre sexual scenarios yet, and Rayna analyzes Ashley's latest Hinge encounters. PLUS we announce new upcoming live shows!

Find all things Emma on her website and follow her on Insta @EmmaWillmann.

Follow us @GirlsGottaEatPodcast, and check our website for show dates and merchandise.

Thank you to our sponsors for this episode:

Addyi (Learn more at Addyi.com/GGE.)

ModCloth (For 15% off your order of $100 or more, go to ModCloth.com and enter code GGE at checkout. One-time use only, expires 2/2/19.)

Nov 26, 2018
Single All the Way
01:09:45

Our early Christmas present to you: BONUS EPISODE! We're discussing being single over the holidays and giving advice for dealing with family pressure, the dreaded judgmental questioning, and general loneliness while everyone around you is coupled up and (seemingly) happy. We also share tips and tricks for hometown hookups, reveal our best/worst gifts from our exes, talk about soup for way too long (apologies in advance), and do a holiday-themed Is This Weird? Enjoy! 

Follow Girls Gotta Eat on Instagram @GirlsGottaEatPodcast, and check our website for upcoming show dates and merchandise! 

More bonus content at: Patreon.com/GirlsGottaEat

Nov 21, 2018
How to Keep the Holidays Happy
01:24:25

Holidays, families, gift stress, weird traditions....there's so much to consider (and so much that can go wrong) when it comes to dating someone during "the most wonderful time of the year." We discuss all these tricky topics so you don't end up with a Blue Christmas. We also recap our Chicago trip (including an awkward hotel incident), and uncover another shocking reveal about Rayna during a festive round of Fuck Marry Kill. Enjoy!

Follow Girls Gotta on Instagram @GirlsGottaEatPodcast, check our website for show dates and merchandise, and THIS JUST IN: Bonus episodes at Patreon.com/GirlsGottaEat

Nov 19, 2018
Do You Want a Bad Boy?
01:07:14

Should you date an ex-con? We brought in ConBody trainer and "formerly incarcerated individual" Derek Drescher to discuss dating when you have a record, and share his inspiring transformation from inmate to marathoner/keynote speaker/overall awesome dude. Other topics include Cheetos, dick measuring, Ariana Grande, keeping socks and boxers on during sex, and more. Enjoy! Follow Derek on Instagram @DerekDrescher. Follow Girls Gotta Eat @GirlsGottaEatPodcast, and check our website for show dates and merchandise. 

Nov 12, 2018
Do You Believe in Life After Love?
01:19:25

It's Seany Time! Get ready for another side-splitter with our hilarious friend and comedian Sean Donnelly. He opens up about his divorce, life after it, and whether men can survive without women. Also on the agenda: Dogs, dating (and dating dogs), comedian life, a shocking food confession from Rayna, and a controversial round of Is This Weird? Enjoy!

Follow Sean on Instagram and Twitter @SeanyTime.

Follow Girls Gotta Eat @GirlsGottaEatPodcast and check our website for live show dates and merchandise. 

Nov 05, 2018
I Regret Nothing
01:00:28

In the spirit of Halloween, we're telling our very own HORROR STORIES about what happens on the scariest night of the year (but even scarier -- the next morning). We also chat about what's been happening in our love lives lately (creeps and ghosts everywhere), then dive into a convo about shame and regret and how to move past that self-loathing feeling when you've done something regretful. And we end this "just us girls" episode with a VERY special "Is This Weird?" Enjoy! Follow along on Instagram @GirlsGottaEatPodcast, and check our website for upcoming show dates and merchandise. 

Oct 29, 2018
Matchmaker Matchmaker...
01:19:16

How does matchmaking work? And more importantly, DOES it work? (Spoiler alert: it does.) We brought in Maria Avgitidis, founder of the highly acclaimed Agape Match, to chat about the art of the set-up, what makes a successful couple, time limits/drink limits/sex limits for dating, if opposites attract, and much more. We also recap our Atlanta and Nashville trips, AND announce our next NYC show (slay bells ring...are you listening?). Check our website for show dates, merchandise, and more. Follow Girls Gotta Eat on Instagram @GirlsGottaEatPodcast, and follow Maria @MatchmakerMaria

Oct 22, 2018
"So, what are we?"
01:07:11

When should you define the relationship? Are breaks ever a good idea? And what should you be focusing on instead of landing a man? We brought in our friend, fellow podcaster, and dating guru Lindsey Metselaar from We Met at Acme podcast to offer her no-bullshit outlook on all these important topics, and loved what she had to say. We also introduce a new game -- What Would You Do? Enjoy! Follow Lindsey on Instagram @LindzMetz and @WeMetAtAcme. Follow Girls Gotta Eat @GirlsGottaEatPodcast, and check our website for show dates and merchandise. 

Oct 15, 2018
Let Me Upgrade You
58:48

Is Sam Morril a Positive Influence (ie. the title of his recent Comedy Central special)? We brought him in to find out, and chat about all things dating -- Are women always trying to change men?, What's the secret to not cheating?, condoms (yay or nay), critical mothers, lost loves, and more. We also play an explicit game of Is This Weird? (ass play anyone?), and Rayna and Ashley chat/rant about fall activities. Enjoy! Check out Sam's special streaming now on Comedy Central. Follow Girls Gotta Eat on Instagram @GirlsGottaEatPodcast, subscribe/rate/review, and check our website for tour dates and merchandise.  

Oct 08, 2018
So You Got Blindsided...
01:01:35

Out-of-the-blue breakups, ghosting, exes resurfacing just to disappear again -- we discuss the situations that leave you wondering WHAT THE FUCK?, and how to work through them. What is closure exactly? Do you really need it? And how can you get it? We also chat about a bet Rayna won and Ashley's recent dating hellscape, make some special announcements, and play new themed rounds of Fuck, Marry, Kill. Enjoy! Follow Girls Gotta Eat on Instagram @GirlsGottaEatPodcast, subscribe/rate/review, and check our website for merchandise and upcoming live shows. 

Oct 01, 2018
Let's Talk About SEX
01:21:33

We brought in the big guns to take our deepest dive into sex yet -- renowned sex therapist and author Ian Kerner. We discuss unbalanced sexual desire in a relationship (ie. being frustrated AF) and how to deal, all things porn, the female orgasm, sexual cliteracy, and much more. We hope you find it as eye-opening and informative as we did! For more, buy Ian's book She Comes First. Follow Girls Gotta Eat on Instagram @GirlsGottaEatPodcast, and check our website for upcoming show dates. 

Sep 24, 2018
Should You Date Your Co-Workers?
01:07:33

Dating in the workplace: Fire.....or fired? We discuss the age old question of whether it's a good idea, give tips for how to do it right if you're gonna do it, and share our own experiences with getting off at the office. Then we bring in Jared Freid and Jordana Abraham of U Up? podcast (one of our faves) to play a very special round of Is This Weird? Rayna and Ashley also give updates on their quests for men in uniform. Listen to U Up? wherever you listen to podcasts, and follow them on Insta @UUpPod. Follow Girls Gotta Eat @GirlsGottaEatPodcast, and check our website for upcoming live show dates! 

Sep 17, 2018
(Homo)Sexual Healing
01:10:30

Enough of the hetero relationship talk, we're mixing it up this week with the hilarious Mehran Khaghani. We chat about his open relationship and how they make it work, coming out, tops vs. bottoms, psychic dick-reading abilities, the challenge of knowing who's gay these days, and much more. And we play Fuck Marry Kill with some extra special themes. Ashley also gives an update on meeting dudes in Montauk, and we continue the countdown to cuffing season. Enjoy! Follow Mehran on Instagram and Twitter, and check out his show every Monday at Pink's in NYC. Follow Girls Gotta Eat on Insta @GirlsGottaEatPodcast, and check our website for tour dates (upcoming: NYC, Atlanta, Nashville, Chicago). 

Sep 10, 2018
I'm a Hustler, Baby
49:56

Are...you...ready...to...RUMBLE? We got down and dirty with Rumble Boxing founder Noah Neiman about starting from the bottom to build a successful brand, how he handles dating when the hustle never stops, DM slides, dog parks, dick pics, and more. Ashley and Rayna also share their upcoming relationship goals, discuss cuffing season, and continue to hate on things other people love. Enjoy! Follow Noah on Instagram at @NoahDNeiman (don't forget The D), Rumble @Rumble_Boxing, and Girls Gotta Eat @GirlsGottaEatPodcast. **Upcoming live shows in NYC, Atlanta, Chicago, and Nashville -- check our Insta and website for info**

Sep 03, 2018
What's Wrong With Being Confident?
01:03:46

We could not love this episode/guest more. Katie Sturino of The 12ish Style joins us in studio (bearing gifts for our sweaty summer bodies) to chat about body confidence, breaking the fashion blogger mold, fearless dating tactics (including how she met her fiancé), the secret lives of Insta-famous dogs, and more. We also play a round Is This Weird? with a brain buster that silences the room, Rayna endorses public transit, and Ashley gives an update on the guy she went out with/wants to pass along to her friend. Enjoy!

Follow Katie on Instagram @The12ishStyle, and follow Girls Gotta Eat @GirlsGottaEatPodcast.

Shop our apparel and accessories at GirlsGottaEatPodcast.shop

Aug 27, 2018
Should You Ever F*ck Your Friends?
01:00:38

Friends With Benefits sounds fun, but is actually just a total disaster? We discuss the positives and pitfalls of f*cking your friends, and share our experiences with it. We also talk about our recent dates (Rayna's was a surprise; Ashley's was over in record time), and play another round of Is This Weird? with some of the most hilarious questions and answers yet. Enjoy! Follow Girls Gotta Eat on Instagram @GirlsGottaEatPodcast and shop our apparel and accessories at GirlsGottaPodcast.shop

Aug 20, 2018
Is Love in the Cards?
01:10:22

It's our first female guest and we couldn't be more excited! Kelley Knight is a psychic medium, tarot professional, owner of the amazing Modern Mystic Shop, and intuitive life coach (and also Ashley's personal life coach). We cover so much interesting ground in this episode -- tarot and astrology, Kelley's chats with dead people, her unique journey to find her husband, and a wealth of relationship advice. If you're frustrated in dating and wondering "What am I doing wrong?" or "WHERE IS HE?", we think you'll find a lot of helpful info in this one. And at the end of the episode, Kelley does tarot readings for our relationship futures. Enjoy! Follow Kelley on Instagram at @ModernMystic_Tarot and her shop @ModernMystic_Shop. Follow Girls Gotta Eat at @GirlsGottaEatPodcast

Aug 13, 2018
The Most Iconic TV Couples (And Why They're Bullsh*t)
38:33

If you're trying to find the Ross to your Rachel or the Jim to your Pam, WARNING: This episode might ruin your life. But you'll still get a laugh out of it! In true bonus episode fashion, we're taking iconic TV show couples and ripping them apart. But to keep the romance alive, we also share who the REAL #RelationshipGoal of these shows should have been, and throw out some of our more under-the-radar faves from throughout the years. Spoiler alert: We have a very heated debate about one couple in particular. And we also share some exciting news about GGE and what's IN STORE (--> that's a hint). Enjoy! Follow Girls Gotta Eat on Instagram @GirlsGottaEatPodcast

Aug 08, 2018
Should You Stop Swiping?
01:02:05

We are so excited we got to sit down with Justin McLeod, the founder of Hinge, and bombard him with all our dating app questions -- how is Hinge different, what does the future of dating hold, what makes a good profile, what pics should be canceled, how should you open a convo, and so much more. Justin also shares his rom-com-worthy love story, and what Hinge is doing to help us single folk find love stories of our own (thank God). And we wrap up with listeners submissions of the good, the bad, and the ugliest dating app opening lines. Enjoy! Follow Girls Gotta Eat on Instagram at @GirlsGottaEatPodcast

Aug 06, 2018
Can You Turn a Vacationship into a Relationship?
53:01

We come in hot by recapping our Dewey Beach trip with a play-by-play of all the guys who fell in love with Rayna, then transition perfectly into the question on every single girl's mind in the summer: Can I turn this vacay fling into the real thing? It can happen, and we have plenty of advice (and experience) to offer. And we're SO excited to introduce a new segment called "Is This Weird?" featuring everything from cults to cum phobias. Cheers! Follow Girls Gotta Eat on Instagram @GirlsGottaEatPodcast. 

Jul 30, 2018
Young Dick Energy

How different are 20-something and 30-something women when it comes to dating? Has technology stunted younger dudes' game? You've heard of Big Dick Energy, but what about Tight Pussy Energy? And do threesomes ever really live up the hype? We discuss all these hot topics (and shamelessly flirt) with 21-year-old comedian Lev Fer in yet another episode that goes completely off the rails in the best way. Also on deck: The top words that turn Rayna on, and a wild first date story from Ashley. Enjoy! 

Jul 23, 2018
All the Single Ladies
51:32

What do you do when you're the only single friend? We discuss losing friends, making new ones, and how to live your best life when it seems like everyone around you is coupled up. We also dish about our Vegas trip, Rayna's wedding fling, and answer more listener questions about anal fetishes and rescue dogs (casual). Follow Girls Gotta Eat on Instagram @GirlsGottaEatPodcast. 

Jul 16, 2018
Mo Money Mo Problems?
01:05:12

It's like the more money we come across, the more problems we see....or is it? We are so excited to discuss relationships and money issues in this episode -- everything from breadwinner women to who should pay on a first date to how much money even matters. We also give a play-by-play of Ashley's recent sext scandal, and chat about Rayna's upcoming wedding season. And we wrap up with an extra ridiculous game of F*ck Marry Kill. Enjoy! Follow Girls Gotta Eat on Instagram @GirlsGottaEatPodcast

Jul 09, 2018
Doing It Doggy Style
55:28

We wanted to do a pet episode so we brought in comedian/dog walker Andrew Collin, and things went completely off the rails in the best way. We discuss pets and guys who are too obsessed with their dogs, along with a lot of NSFW topics. This episode is not for the easily offended and should probably be enjoyed in private where you can snort-laugh freely. Enjoy! 

Follow Andrew on Instagram @AndrewTCollin, catch him on Sirius XM's You Up with Nikki Glaser every Wednesday, and check out his podcast Happy Never After. Follow Girls Gotta Eat on Instagram @GirlsGottaEatPodcast

Jul 02, 2018
Should Love Be Unconditional?
49:01

It's just the ladies this week, and we're discussing that romantic little notion known as "unconditional love," and whether it's realistic or even something you should expect in a relationship. We also answer some listener emails and DMs, and share our most recent "meeting men in the wild" tactic (spoiler alert: it works). Enjoy! And follow Girls Gotta Eat on Instagram @GirlsGottaEatPodcast

Jun 25, 2018
The Shepisode
55:43

HEY Y'ALL! Gather 'round and listen to this here episode with Shep Rose of Bravo's Southern Charm! While he was in town filming the reunion, we got him to sit down for some drinks and a chat about his love life, current crushes (and whose DMs he's sliding into), our burning questions about the show (*cough* Kathryn), and a whole range of other topics from text banter to Botox to mugshots to milkshakes (you'll see). And by request, Ashley gives a final update on the 24-year-old. Enjoy, y'all!

Follow Girls Gotta Eat on Instagram at @GirlsGottaEatPodcast

Jun 18, 2018
So Why Do Guys Do This Sh*t?
59:09

We are so excited to have comedian Jared Freid of the hilariously informative U Up? podcast so we could interrogate him with all of our "Why do guys do this?!" questions. He mansplains it all and introduces us to some fun new concepts like helicoptering, the hookup alley-oop, and Pikachu'ing (what a time to be alive!). And because we all love to play games, we hit Jared with the game he plays on his own podcast -- Red Flag or Dealbreaker? Enjoy, lovers!

Follow Girls Gotta Eat on Instagram @GirlsGottaEatPodcast

Jun 11, 2018
F**K YOU Carrie Bradshaw!
39:07

And we couldn't help but wonder...is Sex and the City the most f*cked up show of all time? Just kidding...kinda. We share our (very strong) opinions on Carrie and Big's relationship and its effects on womankind, and leave no stone unturned when it comes to the other three ladies. Maybe some women just aren't meant to be tamed...when it comes to podcasts. Enjoy, fam! And follow Girls Gotta Eat on Instagram @GirlsGottaEatPodcast

Jun 06, 2018
Still Not a Player
54:18

This episode is a HOT one! We kick it off with a plethora of new dude stories (look, it was a busy week), then get into it with our guest Dale Moss -- former NFL player and current model/entrepreneur (nbd). We chat about his upbringing being biracial in a small town, interracial dating, dating outside your religion, thirsty women on the road, and whether or not athletes can be faithful. Then, of course we ask him to mansplain our burning questions about booty calls, fashion, and having the DTR talk. Enjoy (and have fun stalking Dale's Instagram)!

Follow Girls Gotta Eat on Instagram @GirlsGottaEatPodcast, and please remember to subscribe, rate, and review! XOXO

Jun 04, 2018
How to Meet Men in the Wild
52:06

We got a ton of requests for an episode like this, so we couldn't deny all the ladies who want to stop swiping and meet date-worthy guys IRL. We discuss conquering your fears, places to go, things to do, what to say, and even how to follow up. And because it's the (unofficial) start of summer, we share summer romance stories (which turn into walk of shame stories), and reveal our goals for Summer 2018. 

Follow Girls Gotta Eat on Instagram @GirlsGottaEatPodcast

May 28, 2018
Boy Gotta Eat, Too
44:16

We are so excited to have one of our friends and fellow Instagrammers on this episode  -- Jeremy Jacobowitz of the incredible food porn account @BrunchBoys. We dig into his personal life (per usual) and discuss all kinds of dating/sex related topics like the best kind of DM slides, "accidental anal" (still not convinced that's a thing though...), and the significance of the THIRD DATE. Jeremy also opens up about his fascinating weight loss story, and what it's like as a formerly overweight person to be surrounded by food all day every day. And to open the episode, we share our latest dating "strategy" which involves zero effort. Cheers! Follow us on Instagram @GirlsGottaEatPodcast and follow Jeremy at @BrunchBoys. 

May 21, 2018
The Guy Who Broke His Dick
01:06:01

We love this episode so much, we kept it long and promise it's worth every second. We interviewed Ross Asdourian, author of Broken Bananah -- his (painfully) true story of breaking his penis. He answers all of our burning questions from how it happened to its effect on his life now (ie. is he getting more ass than ever?). And then we dive into a whole bunch of weird sex topics a lot of people are scared to discuss (spoiler alert: squirters and dirty talk are on the menu). We hope you love it, laugh a lot, and never have to deal with a broken bananah. 

You can purchase Ross' book on Amazon. Follow Girls Gotta Eat on Instagram @GirlsGottaEatPodcast

May 14, 2018
#RelationshipGoals vs. Reality
44:27

People are always like "Whatever, it's just social media" and we're like "Is it tho......?" (eye roll emoji) In this day and age, social media does play a part in relationships, and we dive deep into these topics in a #NoFilter episode with our first male guest -- @KrispyShorts of @FuckJerry. He's attractive, successful, insightful, has a legit romance story to share, and we hit him with some real questions during our new game "Mansplaining." We think you're going to like this threesome. 

Follow us on Instagram @GirlsGottaEatPodcast

May 07, 2018
How to Survive a Breakup (Like, Right Now)
44:27

Most of us have been through a heart-wrenching breakup and know how much that shit hurts. In this raw episode, we share our own stories of love lost, and how we coped in the moment when we thought we were dying and eventually got to where we are now: LIVING that #BestLife. And just when it starts to get too deep, we lighten it up with a brand new game -- we won't give it away, but just know it involves Tristan Thompson and Colonel Sanders (among others). 

Follow Girls Gotta Eat on Instagram @GirlsGottaEatPodcast

Apr 30, 2018
Drunk in Love?
43:20

Bottoms up, bitches! In this saucy episode, we share our drunk dating stories and also discuss how alcohol can make or break a relationship. Bonus topics include: The best music to have sex to, how we feel about Coachella, and our new famous man friend. Oh, and we also reveal way too much in a drunk game of Never Have I Ever (oops). 

Follow Girls Gotta Eat on Instagram @GirlsGottaEatPodcast. 

Apr 23, 2018
What About Their Friends?
43:43

The Friends are important in any relationship. In this episode we discuss, analyze, and offer advice for it all: 1) You don't like your significant other's friends, 2) They don't like you, 3) Your SO doesn't like your friends, 4) They hate him/her back. We also catch up on Rayna's DM doctor, Ashley's young man friend, and Rayna quizzes Ashley on how kinky she is in the bedroom (the results might surprise you).  

Follow Girls Gotta Eat on Instagram @GirlsGottaEatPodcast

Apr 15, 2018
When Should You Give It Up?
45:16

We'd been getting a lot of listener questions about when to sleep with a guy, so here you go, ladies! We cover this topic + what to do physically with a guy before you move into sex territory, and also when to NEVER sleep with him. We also catch up on life things including doctors, diets, and DMs. 

Follow Girls Gotta Eat on Instagram @GirlsGottaEatPodcast. And check out our sponsor for this episode (+ get a discount) at ShakerAndSpoon.com/GGE

Apr 09, 2018
Let's Talk About Traveling
44:53

Is it ever too soon to travel with someone you're dating? How are you supposed to take a shit in a small hotel room? Why is vacation sex so much better than non-vacation sex? And WTF do you do when a trip with your significant other goes terribly terribly wrong? All this + more on our travel episode recorded from Paris (a city we may or may not hate)! 

Follow Girls Gotta Eat on Instagram @GirlsGottaEatPodcast. 

Apr 02, 2018
Are Younger Men the Answer?
44:01

We share our experiences dating younger men and chat about whether this is a solid option for women in their late twenties and up. Rayna also dishes on her latest sexcapade from across the pond, and we play a game of 'Would You Rather' that (almost) crosses the line (not like we have one). 

Follow Girls Gotta Eat on Instagram @GirlsGottaEatPodcast

Mar 26, 2018
How to Confront Him (Without Going Crazy)
40:11

In the previous episode, we discussed signs he may be a cheater. In this episode, we tell you what to do once you've confirmed the infidelity. But don't worry, we lighten this darker topic with plenty of overshares from our own personal lives plus an explicit game of Never Have I Ever. 

Follow us on Instagram @GirlsGottaEatPodcast

Mar 19, 2018
These Bros Ain't Loyal
41:01

Can you spot a cheater? In this episode, Rayna and Ashley take you through a step-by-step identification process for 2018. The ladies discuss how to spot a cheater before you even get involved, and also how to appropriately stalk your man if you suspect he's messing around (spoiler alert: females usually aren't wrong.) They also share their cheat stories, and play another hilarious game of Red Light Green Light with their followers.

Follow Girls Gotta Eat on Instagram @GirlsGottaEatPodcast

Mar 12, 2018
How to Lose a Girl in One Date
42:01

Follow us on Instagram @GirlsGottaEatPodcast.

For more information on this episode's sponsor, visit ShakerAndSpoon.com/GGE.  

Mar 05, 2018
Are You Being Benched?
36:58

Are you riding the bench while someone else is getting playing time? Is he bread crumbing you? Or is it just a good old-fashioned ghost?

In this episode of Girls Gotta Eat, Rayna and Ashley discuss all the ways guys string you along in a relationship, or just disappear altogether. The ladies also share their scariest ghost stories and play another revealing game of Never Have I Ever with their followers. 

Girls Gotta Eat is a comedy podcast about dating/sex/relationships from the ladies behind @OneHungryJew and @BrosBeingBasic. 

Feb 26, 2018
It Goes Down in the DMs (But Should It?)
38:21

How do ladies really feel about guys sliding into their DMs (and do they do it, too)? Why do guys just want to f*ck you once then stalk your Instagram forever? Should you ever Instagram your food on a date? And should you date someone who does?

Rayna and Ashley discuss all this and more, play Never Have I Ever with their followers, and introduce themselves to anyone who cares in the inaugural episode of Girls Gotta Eat--a podcast from the ladies behind @OneHungryJew and @BrosBeingBasic. 


Follow Girls Gotta Eat on Instagram: @GirlsGottaEatPodcast
Follow Ashley on Instagram: @AshHess / @BrosBeingBasic
Follow Rayna on Instagram: @OneHungryJew 
Tweet us: @Girls_GottaEat 

Email us: hello@girlsgottaeatpodcast.com

Feb 13, 2018