TASKMISTRESS

By Hank and Katherine Green

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Katherine Green is the Task Mistress...she and her husband Hank watch through the British gameshow Taskmaster and Katherine determines whether Taskmaster Greg Davies ruled correctly and justly, and also they just laugh and make fun of the contestants on Taskmaster.

Episode Date
Delete This: Oops All Drafts!!
01:05:14

Let's take a trip down memory lane through the lens of the last few months of Hank's draft tweets. There are so many more than this, it's honestly astounding. Also, if you're reading this, we really like making a podcast together, we're just not entirely sure what to do, so once you listen through this, let us know if you have any ideas!

Jan 12, 2021
S1E6: Our Finest Work Yet
47:47

How much can you talk about Alan Tudyk on a podcast about Taskmaster? WE DECIDED TO FIND OUT!!!

Oct 26, 2020
S1E4: On The Ear Hair of a Swede
42:42

This episode possibly contains my favorite task so far...and it DEFINITELY contains Katherine's LEAST FAVORITE task so far!

Sep 28, 2020
S1E4: JOSH DESERVED IT
46:44

Taskmaster hits its stride in this genius episode. Every task is better than the next and our contestants are thinking further and further outside the box. Also Romesh rubs hot sauce in his eyes, showing him to be, once again, the most dedicated contestant.

Sep 09, 2020
S1E3: Everybody Boops Romesh
54:46

Romesh gets his nose booped, these people are terrible artists, Tim Key is a genius, and Hank is bad at counting.

Aug 24, 2020
S1E2: Josh Widdecombe with a Knife
47:18

Roisin's emotional intelligence shines in this episode, though her "asking Alex Horne a second question" intelligence does not. Tim Key brings a lot of surprises and Greg, unsurprisingly, misses the mark...at least according to...THE TASK MISTRESS!

Aug 10, 2020
TASKMISTRESS 01 - How Do You Make Brown?
29:00

Katherine, the Taskmistress, is here to judge the performance and judgement for Taskmaster Greg Davies, and we are shocked to find, right off the bat, that he is terrible at his job. Though, he is very tall. Little Hank Green is also here to judge Little Alex Horne, and he is judged absolutely amazing. 

Aug 04, 2020
FINAL EPISODE? Roman Mars, Explain the Tiddy Lamp
56:58

In which Hank and Katherine discuss the next step in their podcast journey, but also go through some quality tweets talking about everything from person, woman, man, camera, tv, to the most terrifyingly designed bathroom in all of Montana.

Jul 29, 2020
102 - Is Cancel Culture a Cake?
32:20

Hank's book is out and it seems like he actually didn't tweet that much this week! So let's talk about cake and a little bit about TikTok and watermelon explosions and krinchitos. 

Jul 15, 2020
101 - Belon Busk and Banye Best
33:18

There are just some things we don't need to talk about. Do I find them very hard not to talk about, absolutely, but while I am intensely curious about how the next few months of life in America are going to go politically, I'm really not interested in guessing anymore. 

Instead, let's talk about cats and books and broadway shows!!

Jul 06, 2020
100 - Michael Bolton was in Snow Dogs
38:30

In a very special 100th episode spectacular Hank and Katherine completely don't notice that this is their 100th episode and instead they talk a lot about accountability into a different microphone because Hank broke the other one. 

Jun 30, 2020
99 - a very small fire
39:45

Today is mostly an education, episode, it seems...though we do have a bit of a Tiger King conversation in the middle that I'm sure will get me in trouble.

Jun 16, 2020
98 - The Cheesecake
36:21

Twitter has been an amazing resource for the last couple weeks so let's talk about that. 

Jun 10, 2020
97 - Chicken Dump Truck
41:07

Hank is on TikTok now and Katherine does not seem particularly pleased. 

May 28, 2020
96 - Throat Jerky
37:02

We have entered into the portion of our parenthood when we cannot eat a treat without being interrogated for 45 minutes about the existence or non-existence of chocolate chips. Also, it is very dry in Missoula. Also, Hank made friend chicken and it went...ok we guess?!?!

May 13, 2020
95 - Your Squid Hole
42:43

Hank and Katherine talk a bit about Hank's worries for social fraying based on the very visible ways in which people are behaving differently in public now. But also, we have to talk about the most liked Hank tweet of the entire DELETE THIS era...was it a bad idea? Yeah, probably. 

May 05, 2020
94 - Brady and Beverly's Beetle Juice Pod Episode 1
40:57

Hank and Katherine are Brady and Beverly the two new hosts of Brady and Beverly's Beetle Juice Podcast! They are also themselves and they would like to discuss medicine in Georgian England, hot Australian men, and who is and is not allowed to exaggerate the president's idiocy on Twitter.

Apr 28, 2020
93 - The Baba Yaga's Pillow
42:26

Good lord I'm not defending /DR OZ/ I'm just saying that lying is bad even when you're lying about trash people. Also, let's talk about our irresponsible quarantine purchases, Oliver North's sudden and unexplainable interest in Hank, and our vacation fantasies. 

Apr 22, 2020
92 - WE NEED TULIPS
32:34

Joe Pera is a delight, death is not a failure, and Hank has VERY STRONG FEELINGS ABOUT SQUIRRELS APPARENTLY.

Apr 13, 2020
91 - The Ring Toe
52:57

OH MY GOD SO MUCH HAPPENED THIS WEEK. From epic put downs to rap battles to waaaay over-sharing. It's time for another episode of Delete This. 

Apr 06, 2020
90 - THAT'S NOT A NOODLE
39:09

Every tweet these days is getting like 5x the engagement I expect...that makes me think we're ALL ON TWITTER ALL THE TIME. The good news is, that means we aren't watching Tiger King. Just kidding...everyone is watching Tiger King.

Mar 31, 2020
89 - So...
38:52

Katherine and Hank talk about Coronavirus a lot...almost entirely, honestly. But also there is BAT PEE!

Mar 25, 2020
87 - Delete This Whole Situation
47:02

Hank and Katherine would like to invite you into our blanket fort of worry...what else is there these days...

Mar 18, 2020
86 - Eat Sleep Play LAX Repeat
49:15

Coronavirus Misinformation makes Hank mad! So does housing policy. And Honda. And hand dryers! HANK MAY BE A LITTLE BIT MORE ANGRY THAN HE PROBABLY SHOULD BE.

Mar 04, 2020
85 - Just Like Milk
33:44

Hank and Katherine discuss Iowa, some mistakes that weren't made, and DRINKS

Feb 11, 2020
84 - Noopers
39:03

Some mistakes were made! Michael Bloomberg shook a dog's mouth, Donald Trump doesn't know which Kansas City the Chiefs are in, there was a large boulder the size of a very large jellybean, and Hank ENGAGED IN POLITICAL TWITTER and that is just not ideal.

Feb 04, 2020
83 - The Worst Thing to do With a Cookie
51:18

We're back...there were so many good tweets this week! Let's talk about hospital apologies, your boring toast opinions, and Captain Picard!

Jan 27, 2020
XX - Explain Boobs to me More (LIVE in Atlanta!)
19:19

Hank and Katherine discuss some very odd circumstances, play a twitter game with the audience, and meet Linda the Turkish dog!

Jan 15, 2020
XX - A Trenchcoat Full of Goldfish (LIVE in Raleigh!)
17:34

Hank and Katherine talk about Downeaster Alexa more, also we play a Twitter game LIVE WITH THE AUDIENCE which was really fun!

Jan 14, 2020
XX - The Meet Cute (Live from St. Petersburg!
16:49

Hank and Katherine discuss Goop, their meet cute, and coquina in front of a big crowd of rowdy Floridians!

Jan 14, 2020
82 - sAVE tHe WoRLd
31:22

We say some things we shouldn't about YouTube ads and also we try to get to the bottom of why hank loves to read hot-takes during breaking news.

Jan 09, 2020
81 - Space Drugs
40:36

We get a little relationshippy here, which I hope is OK. But we also make dumb jokes. And the song at the end is "Downeaster Alexa" by Billy Joel because WTF not. 

Dec 30, 2019
80 - Detweeted
44:22

I dingus'd a lot this week, also Twitter was a source of great stress and frustration for me this week, but also, Twitter is the world and the reality is that the world is a source of great stress and frustration, so I'm not sure what I'm supposed to do about it. 

Dec 24, 2019
80 - Doogle Gocs
41:34

I am so sleepy I cannot think of anything to write...

Dec 17, 2019
79 - Christmas Pee
35:19

A special "Hank is compltely wiped after the Project for Awesome but cannot help but make this podcast" episode! Let's not talk about very much at all! Mostly just spiritual milk and Christmas lights.

Dec 10, 2019
78 - Oops! I Dingus'd!
41:36

I mean, obviously we are going to be talking mostly about butts. 

Dec 04, 2019
77 - Tax the Dentists
44:46

Gonna get in the weeds about social capital today. Also about crabs.

Nov 27, 2019
76 - The Binker
48:39

Party Man and Dangerous Girl take you on a wild trip through doggies and impeachment and socialism.

Nov 21, 2019
75 - Solidly Firth
29:39

Let's get mad about college recruitment! Sorry for the technical difficulties!

Nov 11, 2019
74 - Two Hole Beers
42:03

We're going to talk about Nazis in this one, so be warned. 

Nov 05, 2019
73 - None Pizza with Left Beef Will Never Die
46:53

Today we will discuss moose, electric cars, memes, turkish delight and our upcoming TBBLOBNOERN tattoos.

Oct 28, 2019
72 - Katherine is a Very Rare Dragon
40:53

Let's talk about campaign finance reform and how it's impossible to be a good person anymore. 

Oct 23, 2019
71 - Baby Gandalf
32:46

So, I got hacked, which was a huge pain in the butt and has taken over my life a bit! But now we're back! Let's also talk about...TwikTwoks, Twump, Flu Shots, whining about airports, and FUCKING PLUMS.

Oct 16, 2019
70 - Go Cougars!
36:27

Giant chickens, badass cougars, and terrible song lyrics. 

Oct 07, 2019
69 - Gettin' the Noodles Out
43:29

Hank is a TikTok star now, so all bets are off.

Sep 30, 2019
68 - TBBLOBNOERN
39:21

We're gonna talk a little bit about jokes, and the conversation that is being had about them. Also I had a top reply to Rudy Giulianni, which was unpleasant, and also I AM A BWEESINESS MAN and wish to launch my new television show SPICE FACE.

Sep 19, 2019
67 - Put Me on the List for Dip
30:26

SHARPIES IT'S JUST SHARPIES THE WHOLE EPISODE IS SHARPIES

Sep 09, 2019
66 - American Aisles
36:08

Let's talk for way too long about Brolene and grocery store shelves and socialism!

Sep 04, 2019
65 - The Butt Tweet
44:13

Today we're joined by Nick Jenkins who will help us discuss everything from salty sweet foods to teaching at a university to why Twitter was suddenly full of butts!

Aug 27, 2019
EARTH BONES (EPISODE 1 AND 2)
32:43

It's Earth Bones! And then Delete This! And then Earth Bones and then Delete This again!! Basically, in the beginning it's Madison, and then it will fade into Minneapolis and it's not going to make a ton of sense, but I had to share. 

Aug 19, 2019
64 - i have an IDENTITY
47:05

There's some really good stuff in here, I think. When it comes to bad news on Twitter...and big news...and things that we have lots of thoughts about, sometimes we have to ask if we're the ones who should be talking, or if we're the ones who should be listening. And also, I have big questions about the antagonism some people have to difference, whether that's mushroom allergies or immigrants. But also hopefully it is funny?

Aug 13, 2019
63 - One of Your Tastemaker Friends
45:02

Hank and Katherine start off with some real fun! Number neighbors turn out to have been a really wholesome Twitter thing. But then everything went sour and suddenly things sucked again. Damnit.

Aug 07, 2019
62 - BONK BONK
47:13

Hank and Katherine talk toads and CATS and eggs and astrology and, yes, despite all of our efforts to the contrary….Gushers.

Jul 30, 2019
61 - Alan, You're a Go for Pee Pee
49:10

In which Katherine has strong opinions about FaceApp that Hank would like to officially distance himself from...and also we're very worried about America, but only briefly, because how the hell do you interface with this ugliness? Also, meal kits, grebes, and diapers in space!

Jul 23, 2019
60 - Perma Slurmpin'
40:48

Let's make this one quick, but also funny. Hank and Katherine are going to discuss their friend's viral tweet, Cream of Wheat, being escalated to Apple's executive support, why Mola mola are great, what can be found in the "American" section of a Tesco, and Hank gets really mad about the TelePrompTer corporation.

Jul 09, 2019
59 - Cows Are Comin'
39:47

Hank and Katherine talk about the Twitter Hole Prank, Smash Mouth's All Star (of course) and what a good dirty boy Jon Cozart is. Sorry our Beyonce episode never came out...you can find it at...the...patreon.

Jul 01, 2019
58 - Deleted by the Sun
52:26

Near the end of this episode we take a weird turn, so hopefully that isn't too jarring. Basically, Katherine and I accidentally stumbled across the podcast/journal of a 12 year old girl and it was weirdly unsettling and emotional!

But also, lots of fun is had...we talk body hair and Keanu Reeves and old internet and fart terms.

Jun 17, 2019
57 - Keanu Just Sleeves
50:13

Twitter was rough for me this week, but we mostly don't talk about that. Instead, we have John Green Soccer Manga to discuss...four word advice, very expensive computer monitor stands, and a great Keanu Twitter Hole.

Jun 10, 2019
56 - Horny for Arm Socks
37:29

Hank and Katherine discuss business ideas, concerts, sexual orientation, and people's dumb food opinions.

Jun 03, 2019
55 - Multiple Exhalent Canals
53:25

Hank and Katherine talk about salps, monkies, the worst fork, idiotic injuries, embarrassing word confusion, and how ricotta is probably not even a cheese. 

May 27, 2019
54 - 100% Frappy Chappy
40:37

Hank and Katherine discuss THE TEA...but only a little bit. We spend more time on the importance of birthday cards and whether Gush Milk is soda.

May 13, 2019
54 - Puff the Magic Daddy
44:38

Have we cried on Delete This yet? There's a little bit of crying in this episode. Let's get mad about elitist bread and Ken Jeopardy getting dragged into a Twitter fight he never even had, and probably some other dumb stuff. 

May 06, 2019
53 - 600 Boxes of Gushers
40:54

In which Hank accidentally buys 600 boxes of Gushers. Also, let's talk about spoilers, your luxury face bones, book titles, and the Ant-Man theory.

Apr 29, 2019
52 - Tactical Emery Board
44:32

Let's talk about ocean garbage, Notre Dame, milking the gush, tactical emery boards, Antman, and flicking people off instead of flipping them.

Apr 23, 2019
51 - She Works Hard for the Gushie
52:07

So, we're going to have some pretty serious conversations about loneliness and regressive politics. We are also going to talk a fair bit about Gushers.

Apr 15, 2019
50 - It's a Peeve!
49:34

In which Hank and Katherine discuss peeves, april fools, Katherine's library of sighs, speculating about what Putin thinks, twitter holes, writing books, and #taurusthings. 

Apr 09, 2019
49 - Garfield's Blessing
49:42

Let's go down some Twitter holes. Let's Cancel Bill Clinton...but NOT MAYOR PETE! Let's meet Fiji Water, and play the first ever Delete This-Specific Twitter Game!!

Apr 01, 2019
48 - Torturing the Ducks
43:18

Hank gets mad at Twitter for its ability to destroy people's faith in each other and constantly rewarding people for taking the most negative possible view of everything. But we also play a lot of good twitter games and have excellent moments of joy. But, yeah, I say bad words a lot in this one!

Mar 25, 2019
47 - Ugh....
49:53

Katherine and Hank discuss Hank's relapse into using social media in a pretty unhealthy way as he gets real mad at things over and over again.

Mar 20, 2019
46 - Missoula Montana's Bar Scene
50:32
I mean, who knows where we're going to go next? Apparently a focus on the bad Mexican food and bar scene of Missoula Montana! But also...summoning circles, Ellen DeGeneres, and being led to enlightenment by you two year old. Join us...it's fun.
Mar 11, 2019
45 - Chim Chiminey
45:21
Hank and Katherine are back after two weeks off and we have a lot to get through, so we're just going to look at Hank's most baffling, dumbest tweets. And there are some doozies! Also, so many draft tweets! Also, Katherine got mad at a toilet!
Mar 05, 2019
44 - Duodenum
52:31
I'm in an airport, I have no time to write this! I'm sorry!
Feb 13, 2019
43 - A Love Letter to Arnie
43:13
Let's talk about cats, YouTube, Arianna Grande, and how to answer a knock on a public bathroom door. Also, I get mad about Audible and accidentally tweet my top tweet of the week.
Feb 04, 2019
42 - Stress Hives!
46:34
It has been a very long week! I have a lot to do, so I am not going to spend very much time on this episode description!!!
Jan 28, 2019
41 - LIVE from PodCon!
48:08
Hank and Katherine do their first ever live Delete This! Katherine is nervous...Hank is too, he maybe talks a little too much. We discuss phone books, cat weapons, Oobs, and Smash Mouth! Thanks so much to everyone who came out!
Jan 21, 2019
40 - NoobtFloobx and Choobll
40:57
Somewhere near the end of this one we get dangerously silly...
Jan 14, 2019
39 - We Humbly Apologize to The Smiths
43:35
This week we talk about the loudness of swallowing, I accidentally tweet at Bernie Sanders, and we get really confused about bombs that burst in air. We also come at you with a couple opinions on Drag Race All Stars.
Jan 08, 2019
38 - The Perineum of Kindness
53:06
Hank and Katherine are visited by Matt and Devyn to talk about hippos, muppets, eggplants, and more. This episode is a bit more explicit that usual, so be warned. And if you want to hear more from Matt, his podcast is called "I Love It" and it's available wherever podcasts are at.
Dec 31, 2018
37 - Heavy on the Schnaaps
47:37
Let's go over a BUNCH OF MISTAKES that Hank made this week! First deletions in a while, but they were worth it. WE ARE THE BLARTMEN NOW!!
Dec 24, 2018
36 - Efficiency on the Pole
52:20
Hank and Katherine are joined by Jesslyn, one of their oldest and best friends to talk about salad dressing, Keanu Reeves, going swayze, Kathy Ireland, and working on some Night Moves.
Dec 18, 2018
35 - Unclear on Why We're Beating the Horse
36:28
Hank and Katherine have a short episode this week, though there are lots of draft tweets saved and not released during the P4A. Also, yes, it is too much to ask for there to be a boyband composed of 50 year olds. And let's talk a bit about the TUMBLR NEWS!!!
Dec 10, 2018
34 - A Vacuum In Reverse
49:07
Let's talk about Shrek, hunger, and how much I tweeted about Orin this week. Also, we have to talk some about Cowboy Bebop...sorry to everyone who doesn't care about that. Oh, and Katherine is super into these new fancy nuts.
Dec 04, 2018
32 - MmmmmWhatchasaaaayyy
38:50
Hank and Katherine question Katherine's lasagna decisions, Hank's public pontification, whether Ryan Reynolds needs to retire, the difference between shame and guilt, how to talk about conspiracy theories, and whether Tumblr is funnier than Twitter.
Nov 19, 2018
31.3 - OH MY GOD FOR REAL THIS TIME!!
47:13
Sorry! Uploaded a bad version of this! USE THIS ONE! It mostly takes place on November 6th, because I was freaking out and using the platform in an unhealthy way...WHAT A SURPRISE! But there's also other stuff about babies and Jupiter and the moon which is great.
Nov 13, 2018
30 - Suspiciously Large Quantities of Soup
53:48
Where should you scatter your loved ones ashes? My mole is not cancer! Are you ready to vote? Kevin Kline, dorm rooms, spoopy voices, and peculiar varieties of sheep! It's DELETE THIS!
Oct 29, 2018
29 - Eel Intercourse, Specifically
46:39
Don't forget to wait until the end because apparently we're covering songs now? What a fun episode! I like my wife.
Oct 23, 2018
28 - Jim Krakauer's Chest Haircut
36:15
We're back! And we're going to talk a lot about our baby and Apollo 16.
Oct 15, 2018
27 - Anniversary Edition!
38:04
We recorded this last weekend, but finding time to edit it has been a bit of a challenge! But here we are...sorry if the audio is not so good, recording on the road is hard!!
Sep 28, 2018
26 - All Numbers are Two
39:46
Introducing two new segments on this week's Delete This in our quest to be ONLY SEGMENTS! Let's talk about injuries and babies watchin' TV and the word Cewebrity!
Sep 18, 2018
25 - Beans
31:28
Hank and Katherine are both sick and both tired and both want to watch Great British Bake-Off. But it turns out that they liked doing a thing they didn't want to do, which is one of the many topics on this week's Delete This.
Sep 10, 2018
24 - You is Meat, Todd
47:15
Maybe a little bit more baby shoe talk?! But not as much, we promise. We're going to talk about face tattoos and monster mashes and what you should say about people on the day they die and Hank's serious pet peeve about "influencers" whining on social media about their customer experiences.
Aug 27, 2018
23 - Badorf Abba Dus Beebess!
48:36
During this episode of Delete This, well, let's be honest, we mostly shop for baby shoes.
Aug 20, 2018
22 - Your Wildest Business Fantasies
39:41
Let's talk about people's success being valid, and why we so often convince ourselves it isn't. But also, let's talk about business fantasies, Twomboop from Big Hero 6, and why Star Trek needs fewer Chrises. Welcome to, DELETE THIS!
Aug 13, 2018
21 - This is Your Helico Pter Pilot Speaking
52:52
In this episode of Delete This Katherine eats a fair number of Twizzlers, which is a questionable decision that I'm sure people will have opinions about. Don't @ Us.
Aug 08, 2018
20 - That's a Booby!
41:53
Hank makes some mistakes...at McDonald's and on Twitter. Wikileaks is mad at him, which isn't fun. We'll talk some about how Twitter makes us feel like not having an opinion isn't acceptable, and also we get to have some Harry Potter fun. Welcome to...DELETE THIS!
Jul 30, 2018
19 - bop heyYOP...BOP!
45:35
Lets talk about good snake friends and sound checks and the fact that YOU ARE THE MEDIA. It's Delete This! And this week wasn't too high stress, for a 2018 week, so we get a little silly and even a bit personal. Tour information is at hankgreen.com and PodCon info at podcon.com!
Jul 23, 2018
18 - Elon...Mostly
52:20
Hank had his first interaction with his sometimes-hero Elon Musk on Twitter this week and...it was not what we all had imagined. But we're also going to talk about Catfish (the meat), Subway (the sandwich shop), and democracy (and the degradation thereof.) I swear we have some fun, but also...BLECH.
Jul 16, 2018
17 - 90% of Showing Up is Showing Up
46:13
Let's talk about the hate potion, Katherine's secret life as a break dancer, my mom's gourmet peaches, and lightsabering Kylo Ren in the face. Why does hank have such fun dreams and Katherine never does?!
Jul 09, 2018
16 - The Rules of the Ghost Library
54:25
We're going to talk a lot about VidCon...how it went and also how it has affected me since. Toenail mistakes, senatorial encounters, live concerts, unicorn hats, book reviews, and turkey beds. We're gonna have a good ol' time.
Jul 02, 2018
15 - Falling Off the Wagon
51:42
Welp! It was a bit of a rough week on Hank's Twitter. Trying to keep things light while also recognizing things are...y'know...kinda terrible. But we also get to talk to one of the songwriters of "Party in the USA" which is not the same as "Call Me Maybe." Let's talk about Heinz Beans and what Father is, and we attempt to destroy Yahoo Answers.
Jun 18, 2018
14 - The Something Of Mossachusettes
44:40
We get pretty real in this one, with some chatting about Roseanne and Jordan Peterson. But also, you will get to experience with me the joy and the wonder of the first time Katherine hears about Le Petomane, so it's alllll worth it.
Jun 11, 2018
13 - The Tom Bodett of Metamucil
51:50
Katherine forgets about chips, Jolt Cola, the lost calzone, Gucci slides, our animatic, and embryonic Smash Mouth fans. Basically, this is a good episode. Also, I'm gonna get upset about the Death of Expertise later in the episode, so be ready for that.
Jun 04, 2018
12 - Pipe Flavored Vape Juice
49:59
We dive in and cover two weeks at once, which means we skip a lot of stuff, but also we get to talk about Mark Twain, ear buds, Elon Musk, and lots and lots of cute baby things.
May 28, 2018
11 - The Snack Food of Magnitude
50:50
Hank doesn't tweet at Trump...no...it's even worse than that. Come on a journey with us through inside YouTube baseball, volcanic eruptions, floods, nostalgia and a great deal of talk about boogers. Welcome to DELETE THIS!
May 14, 2018
10 - The Giovanni Situation
56:07
Let's talk about boogers, clean jeans, artichoke hearts, Youtubers, doing pilates in my underpants with Lindsey Stirling, and of course the Brandless Family of Brands. And then, oh God, we end up taking about DJ Khaled.
May 07, 2018
09 - The Arnold Facepalmer
46:38
This week Hank got in trouble for having opinions about bevarages, but his opinions were not nearly as weird as some other ones. Also, the caught the Golden State Killer using wizardry, there's a skull in your head, and Katherine doesn't care how you pronounce "respite." It's DELETE THIS!
Apr 30, 2018
08 - A Solid Meh
49:05
When you nut in space...it push you backwards? This and other vital questions answered in this episode of Delete This! Also, Hank achieves something he never has before, and we talk a bunch about how cute our baby is. Look, you get what you get, OK.
Apr 23, 2018
07 - Viral Butt Wiggles
49:37
Hank discovers a new part of the internet, and they shrekbearded him. Orin's butt goes viral, Hank poops the Webb Space Telescope's journey, and we talk about, and we get surprisingly serious about a zoo for weird deer.
Apr 16, 2018
06 - Diaphragmatic Tweeting
49:58
It's been a WEEK! Hank's book peaked at #1 on the Barnes and Noble bestseller list, but we're also going to deal with controversies from guns to Triscuits. Also, find out Hank's plan for how to not let this podcast actually /encourage/ him to tweet at Trump.
Apr 09, 2018
05 - The Despacito Situation
55:24
NOTE: This episode has a higher-than-usual density of curse words. Hank and Katherine are going to talk about how Hank kinda deleted his Twitter on accident. But also about dumb t-shirts, Amazon, democracy, fingernails, the NRA, and also the NRA...because that's the kind of week we're having. The good news is, a hummingbird got caught snoring and a young man yodel'd his heart out in a Walmart.
Apr 02, 2018
04 - Who Viples The Piples?
49:45
Hank gets in a car crash, his dad marches on Amsterdam, everyone makes friends with foxes and we assure you that there is only one kind of money. It was a very busy week, Hank went to Amsterdam and back and America and the world continues its convoluted path toward the future. But don't worry, it'll all be over when The Flood comes. Luckily, our koala has a swim vest.
Mar 28, 2018
03 - Good Plump Bird Fronts
54:49
Hank (Skip?) and Katherine dive deep into Hank's twitter feed and talk about whether you can love something 100% of the way, the Russia Investigation, really good poops, and Fox News. It's /CLASSIC/ Delete This!
Mar 20, 2018
02 - The Chumbawamba Situation
58:08
Katherine is sick, Hank is tired, we just got off a plane and it's time to talk about gorillas, pigeons, phlebotomists, and subtweeting famous astrophysicists. We're also going to have some conversations about gun violence and yes I get a little bit mad about how certain conservatives are talking about mass shootings. I also get pretty intense when talking about Chumbawamba.
Mar 13, 2018
01 - Don't At Me!
01:06:57
Hank and Katherine introduce DELETE THIS by delving into dangerous opinions on guns, abortion, and Game of Thrones. Let's talk about all the podcasts that we didn't end up making, as well as Hank's unhealthy business and personal relationship with social media.
Mar 06, 2018