We Fix Space Junk

By Battle Bird Productions

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 Dec 24, 2019
Imagine if Douglas Adams wrote Black Mirror.

Description

'We Fix Space Junk' follows seasoned smuggler Kilner and reluctant fugitive Samantha as they travel the galaxy, dodging bullets and meeting strange and wonderful beings as they carry out odd jobs on the fringes of the law.

A female-led sci-fi comedy sitcom set in the far future, in a high-tech, dystopian world, We Fix Space Junk draws on the sci-fi of the past, following in the footsteps of Harry Harrison and of Douglas Adams' Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

Equal parts love-letter to sci-fi and satire of the present-day, Space Junk is lovingly produced by Beth Crane and Hedley Knights of Battle Bird Productions.

To support the show visit patreon.com/BattleBirdProd or visit Battlebird.productions


Episode Date
Introducing: Dumbgeons and Dragons
00:54:19

An update about Halloween and an intro to one of our favourite Actual Play Podcasts!

Dumbgeons and Dragons is a comedic, fantasy actual play podcast about saving the world. DMd by the fantastic Russ More, season one follows the adventures of Nulara Moonbrook, Thia Amastacia and Flint Firebeard as they fight to save the world from the Cult of the Dragon's plans to bring Tiamat to the material plane.

Season two picks up with Glim, Sully and Moot, three unlikely friends following an unknown destiny to save each other and fight an unknown evil.

Find Dumbgeons and Dragons on your podcatcher or visit their site here: www.dumbdragons.com/dumbgeons-dragons

Sep 21, 2020
S03E05 - The Tank
00:17:23

When Kilner and Samantha set off on a seemingly easy job -- deliver a mysterious tank from one lab to another -- they soon find that things are going to be a little more complicated than they hoped...


For a full transcript of this episode, plus content warnings, click this slink!


To check out our sponsor, go to dipseastories.com/spacejunk for a free trial!


Welcome back to the world of We Fix Space Junk! We're so, so happy to be releasing again! This season was recorded entirely in lockdown.


Thinking of supporting us? Maybe visit our Patreon, our Ko-fi page or just drop us some cash on paypal

We've also got shirts and other fun bits and pieces on Spreadshirt and TeePublic as well as some awesome badges on Etsy.

Written by Beth Crane and produced by Hedley Knights for Battle Bird Productions.


Cast

Rebecca Evans

Beth Crane

Jack Carmichael

James Carney

Michael J Rigg

Graham Rowat

Vicki Baron

Mama BangBang

Sean Howard


Support Battle Bird Productions on Patreon!

Find We Fix Space Junk and Battle Bird Productions on Facebook and Twitter!

twitter.com/WeFixSpaceJunk

twitter.com/battlebirdprod

twitter.com/Automnicon

facebook.com/WeFixSpaceJunk

facebook.com/BattleBirdProd

battlebird.productions

 

Want to get in touch? Email us at battlebirdproductions@gmail.com!

Sep 14, 2020
Introducing Sleep With Me Podcast in a We Fix Space Junk Crossover!
00:57:38

In this special crossover episode, Dearest Scooter of the amazing Sleep With Me podcast retells the first two episodes of We Fix Space Junk with a sleepy spin. Also included is an amazing We Fix Space Junk song by Jonathan Mann!

We really love Sleep With Me. We've been nightly listeners for the past four years and as two people with trouble falling and staying asleep, the show has been a real lifesaver. We really, really recommend you check it out!

Visit Sleep With Me's website or find it on your podcatcher of choice!

Visit Jonathan Mann's website or watch the video for Space Junk here!

Thanks so much for listening! We'll be back next week with the next episode!

Sep 07, 2020
S03E04 - Relaxing at The Perfecticon Spa
00:24:13

When Kilner and Samantha are told their next job is just to relax at a spa, they are right to be a little suspicious...


For a full transcript of this episode, plus content warnings, click this slink!


To check out our sponsor, go to functionofbeauty.com/SpaceJunk or use SpaceJunk at checkout for 20% off!


Welcome back to the world of We Fix Space Junk! We're so, so happy to be releasing again! This season was recorded entirely in lockdown.


Thinking of supporting us? Maybe visit our Patreon, our Ko-fi page or just drop us some cash on paypal

We've also got shirts and other fun bits and pieces on Spreadshirt and TeePublic as well as some awesome badges on Etsy.

Written by Beth Crane and produced by Hedley Knights for Battle Bird Productions.


Cast

Rebecca Evans

Beth Crane

Jack Carmichael

Niko Gerentes

Nazli Sarpkaya

Hedley Knights

Molly Pipe

Vicki Baron


Support Battle Bird Productions on Patreon!

Find We Fix Space Junk and Battle Bird Productions on Facebook and Twitter!

twitter.com/WeFixSpaceJunk

twitter.com/battlebirdprod

twitter.com/Automnicon

facebook.com/WeFixSpaceJunk

facebook.com/BattleBirdProd

battlebird.productions

 

Want to get in touch? Email us at battlebirdproductions@gmail.com!

Aug 30, 2020
Introducing: Brimstone Valley Mall
00:02:53

Hello, wonderful listeners!

For the rest of the season we will be switching to a biweekly schedule. We can't wait for you to hear the next episode, but in the meantime we just wanted to let you know about a show that we both love!

FYI, this trailer contains explicit language!


The year is 1999. Lurking somewhere between Hot Topic and the food court, five misfit demons from Hell kill time inciting sin in a suburban shopping mall. When the lead singer of their band goes mysteriously missing, the demons only have two weeks to find him before they play the biggest gig of the millennium - or face the wrath of Satan herself.


Find Brimstone Valley Mall on a podcatcher near you, or visit www.whisperforge.org/brimstonevalleymall!

Aug 23, 2020
S03E03 - The Starship Titanic
00:13:46

The Starship Titanic is, as its name suggests, sinking. But can Kilner and Samantha save their assigned rescuees in time?


To check out our sponsor, go to functionofbeauty.com/SpaceJunk or use SpaceJunk at checkout for 20% off!


Welcome back to the world of We Fix Space Junk! We're so, so happy to be releasing again! This season was recorded entirely in lockdown.

For a full transcript of this episode, plus content warnings, click this slink!


Thinking of supporting us? Maybe visit our Patreon, our Ko-fi page or just drop us some cash on paypal

We've also got shirts and other fun bits and pieces on Spreadshirt and TeePublic as well as some awesome badges on Etsy.

Written by Beth Crane and produced by Hedley Knights for Battle Bird Productions.


Cast

Beth Crane

Rebecca Evans

Jack Carmichael

Robin Ince

Hedley Knights

Vicki Baron

David Ault

Graham Rowat

Angharad Price


Support Battle Bird Productions on Patreon!

Find We Fix Space Junk and Battlebird Productions on Facebook and Twitter!

twitter.com/WeFixSpaceJunk

twitter.com/battlebirdprod

twitter.com/Automnicon

facebook.com/WeFixSpaceJunk

facebook.com/BattleBirdProd

battlebird.productions

 

Want to get in touch? Email us at battlebirdproductions@gmail.com!


Aug 16, 2020
S03E02 - A Matter Of Gravity
00:26:21

In episode two, things get a little heavy for Kilner and Samantha...


To check out our sponsor, go to functionofbeauty.com/SpaceJunk or use SpaceJunk at checkout for 20% off!


Welcome back to the world of We Fix Space Junk! We're so, so happy to be releasing again! This season was recorded entirely in lockdown.

For a full transcript of this episode, plus content warnings, click this slink!


Thinking of supporting us? Maybe visit our Patreon, our Ko-fi page or just drop us some cash on paypal

We've also got shirts and other fun bits and pieces on Spreadshirt and TeePublic as well as some awesome badges on Etsy.

Written by Beth Crane and produced by Hedley Knights for Battle Bird Productions.


Cast

Beth Crane

Rebecca Evans

Jack Carmichael

Hedley Knights

James Carney

Nathan Blades

Evan Gulock

Vicki Baron

Sean Howard


Support Battle Bird Productions on Patreon!

Find We Fix Space Junk and Battlebird Productions on Facebook and Twitter!

twitter.com/WeFixSpaceJunk

twitter.com/battlebirdprod

twitter.com/Automnicon

facebook.com/WeFixSpaceJunk

facebook.com/BattleBirdProd

battlebird.productions

 

Want to get in touch? Email us at battlebirdproductions@gmail.com!

Aug 09, 2020
S03E01 - The Lift
00:19:42

The first episode of Season Three sees Kilner, Samantha and Ms Lamb floating unprotected in space inside a neurotic lift. But DAX is on his way, and he's brought a rescue team!

Welcome back to the world of We Fix Space Junk! We're so, so happy to be releasing again! This season was recorded entirely in lockdown.

For a full transcript of this episode, plus content warnings, click this slink!


Thinking of supporting us? Maybe visit our Patreon, our Ko-fi page or just drop us some cash on paypal

We've also got shirts and other fun bits and pieces on Spreadshirt and TeePublic as well as some awesome badges on Etsy.

Written by Beth Crane and produced by Hedley Knights for Battle Bird Productions.


Cast

Beth Crane

Rebecca Evans

Vicki Baron

Jack Carmichael

Hedley Knights

James Carney


Support Battle Bird Productions on Patreon!

Find We Fix Space Junk and Battlebird Productions on Facebook and Twitter!

twitter.com/WeFixSpaceJunk

twitter.com/battlebirdprod

twitter.com/Automnicon

facebook.com/WeFixSpaceJunk

facebook.com/BattleBirdProd

battlebird.productions

 

Want to get in touch? Email us at battlebirdproductions@gmail.com!

Aug 02, 2020
Previously, On We Fix Space Junk...
00:02:01

A quick recap to bring you up to speed and refresh your memory in time for Season 3's release - tomorrow!

For a full transcript of this preview, click this slink.


Thinking of supporting us? Maybe visit our Patreon, our Ko-fi page or just drop us some cash on paypal

We've also got shirts and other fun bits and pieces on Spreadshirt and TeePublic as well as some awesome badges on Etsy.

Written by Beth Crane and produced by Hedley Knights for Battle Bird Productions.


Support Battle Bird Productions on Patreon!

Find We Fix Space Junk and Battlebird Productions on Facebook and Twitter!

twitter.com/WeFixSpaceJunk

twitter.com/battlebirdprod

twitter.com/Automnicon

facebook.com/WeFixSpaceJunk

facebook.com/BattleBirdProd

battlebird.productions

 

Want to get in touch? Email us at battlebirdproductions@gmail.com!

Aug 01, 2020
Kalila Stormfire Crossover, Live!
00:23:24

A special episode recorded live from lock-down at PodUk Goes Digital 2020.

Three different audio drama characters from three different shows, broadcasting from three different countries! Kilner receives a call like any other she's received before...


To watch the special being performed live, visit the PodUK YouTube channel, here: youtu.be/w6S2fSfJvZ8

The episode begins with Kalila Stormfire, a modern day witch, starting her first day of online tarot readings. It doesn't exactly go according to plan...


To find out more about Kalila Stormfire’s Economical Magick Services, head to kalilastormfire.com or search in you podcast app!

To find out more about the The Amelia Project visit ameliapodcast.com

(Both of these are brilliant podcasts and well worth a listen!)

This event was to raise funds for Birmingham Community Healthcare Foundation to support their efforts fighting the pandemic. The campaign has ended, but you can still donate here.

To donate to Black Lives matter you can click here.


Thank you for listening and make sure to look after your health and mental health in these turbulent times.

Jun 16, 2020
A quick We Fix Space Junk update and an exciting trailer!
00:03:06

Just wanted to give you a quick production update, as well as a trailer for a new show we're excited to hear more of!

Crypto-Z is a new series by bestselling novelist Danielle Trussoni and award-winning filmmaker Hadrien Royo. It's a deeply immersive, fast-paced sci-fi thriller about Jane Silver, a cryptozoologist who is sent on a nail biting mission to track and capture the mysterious Iceman, a creature that could hold the key to humanity’s survival.

To find out more about Crypto-Z, find them on your favourite podcatcher or visit their website: https://euphonie.media/

May 04, 2020
A quick We Fix Space Junk update and an exciting trailer!
03:07

Just wanted to give you a quick production update, as well as a trailer for a new show we're excited to hear more of!

 

Crypto-Z is a new series by bestselling novelist Danielle Trussoni and award-winning filmmaker Hadrien Royo. It's a deeply immersive, fast-paced sci-fi thriller about Jane Silver, a cryptozoologist who is sent on a nail biting mission to track and capture the mysterious Iceman, a creature that could hold the key to humanity’s survival.

To find out more about Crypto-Z, find them on your favourite podcatcher or visit their website: https://euphonie.media/

 

May 04, 2020
Will We Ever Know?
00:18:37

In this special We Fix Space Junk episode, intrepid truth-seeker Lisa Coney-Smith tries to track down the truth behind that legendary figure, the Rygu Ranger. But she may have uncovered more than she's bargained for...

Written by Hedley Knights and Beth Crane and produced by Hedley Knights for Battle Bird Productions.

Thinking of supporting us? Maybe visit our Patreon, our Ko-fi page or just drop us some cash on paypal

We've also got shirts and other fun bits and pieces on Spreadshirt and TeePublic as well as some awesome badges on Etsy.

 

CAST

Nazli Sarpkaya

Niko Gerentes

Evan Gulock

Rebecca Evans

Hedley Knights

Beth Crane

 

We’re also all over social media!

We Fix Space Junk: twitter ¦ facebook

Battle Bird Productions: twitter ¦ facebook ¦ instagram

Automnicon: twitter ¦ facebook ¦ instagram

Apr 01, 2020
"Andy Spark" & "The Library" Live!
00:40:45

Kilner and Samantha are sent to retrieve a piece of mysterious junk floating in space. But when it starts to defrost, they find themselves with more on their hands than they bargained for...

This episode is a double bill recording of our live show in London on 30th November 2019 where we had the honour of performing a crossover episode with The Amelia Project!

The Amelia Project is a brilliant Audio Fiction Podcast about a shady organisation that specialises in making people disappear!

We begin with "Andy Spark", in which a troublesome poet visits The Amelia Project, and flows into "The Library", a brand new episode of We Fix Space Junk.

If you like what you hear, please head over and subscribe to The Amelia Project!

Search for it in your podcatcher or head to https://ameliapodcast.com/ If you're a fan of our kind of humour you'll love it!

Cast

Beth Crane

Rebbecca Evans

Jack Carmicheal 

Tom Crowley

Alan Burgen

Hedley Knights

Jan 17, 2020
Twas the Night Before Brucemas
00:04:41

Brucemas comes but once a year, but do you know the meaning behind it? Listen as we recount the tale, a tale as old as time and twice as confusing.

(This mini episode explains, sort of, the meaning of Brucemas as a holiday. Bearing in mind this is a world where most films were destroyed due to massive solar flares so they live on in stories passed down by unreliable memories...)

Merry Brucemas! Thank you for joining us for another year of Space Junk!

If you want to buy Automnicon: The Brucemas Party, you can visit our website, become a patron or visit our GumRoad store!

Merry Brucemas to all, and to all a good night!

Beth and Hedley

Dec 25, 2019
Automnicon: The Brucemas Party (Trailer)
00:01:10

In which a newly-promoted Ms Lamb experiences her first ever Automnicon CEO's Brucemas Party... 

To purchase this year’s We Fix Space Junk Brucemas Special, you can visit our GumRoad page, join our patreon or donate to us on Ko-fi! For more details, visit our website!

Please note that GumRoad will provide an instant download, Patrons will receive the episode in the patron RSS feed and Ko-Fi givers will get instructions on how to download from our website!

Thank you so much for listening and we hope you have a fantastic Brucemas!

Beth and Hedley

CAST

Vicki Baron

Luke Booys

Mama BangBang

Sean Howard

David Ault

Dec 22, 2019
[Trailer:] Escape Gennero's, a We Fix Space Junk Special
00:01:13

When Kilner and Samantha stumble across a seemingly abandoned ship in dead space, they think they've struck gold. But not everything is as it seems...

 To purchase the We Fix Space Junk Halloween Special, join our patreon or donate on PayPal or Ko-fi! For more details, visit our website!

 Please note that Patrons can instantly download, Ko-Fi givers will get instant instructions but with Paypal we will have to manually email you so it’ll take a little longer!

Oct 19, 2019
A quick Space Junk update!
00:01:32

Thanks for listening!

For information about the Audio Verse Awards, visit their website (https://audioverseawards.net/)

For information about PodTales, visit their website (https://podtales.org/)

And for information about the Halloween Special... we'll be releasing some information later in the week!

Oct 16, 2019
Micro Bytes Episode 8: Haroldson's New Best Friend
00:05:06

In the eighth and final episode of Micro Bytes, a We Fix Space Junk miniseries, Jault has a whole new problem to deal with...

Welcome to our second miniseries! Micro Bytes is a series of short, mostly unconnected episodes set in the Space Junk universe.

Thinking of supporting us? Maybe visit our Patreon, our Ko-fi page or just drop us some cash on paypal

We've also got shirts and other fun bits and pieces on Spreadshirt and TeePublic as well as some awesome badges on Etsy.

Written by Beth Crane and produced by Hedley Knights for Battle Bird Productions.

Cast

Hedley Knights

James Carney

 

We’re also all over social media!

We Fix Space Junk: twitter ¦ facebook

Battle Bird Productions: twitter ¦ facebook ¦ instagram

Automnicon: twitter ¦ facebook ¦ instagram

Oct 07, 2019
Micro Bytes Episode 7: Buttery and Charismatic
00:07:36

In the seventh episode of Micro Bytes, a We Fix Space Junk miniseries, we hear from the Popcorn People. Will they ever be able to find an original idea?

Welcome to our second miniseries! Micro Bytes is a series of short, mostly unconnected episodes set in the Space Junk universe.

Thinking of supporting us? Maybe visit our Patreon, our Ko-fi page or just drop us some cash on paypal

We've also got shirts and other fun bits and pieces on Spreadshirt and TeePublic as well as some awesome badges on Etsy.

Written by Beth Crane and produced by Hedley Knights for Battle Bird Productions.

Cast

Chris Montague

Hedley Knights

Jack Carmichael

Rebecca Evans

Beth Crane

 

We’re also all over social media!

We Fix Space Junk: twitter ¦ facebook

Battle Bird Productions: twitter ¦ facebook ¦ instagram

Automnicon: twitter ¦ facebook ¦ instagram

Sep 30, 2019
Micro Bytes Episode 6: Penne Al Dente
00:10:19

In the sixth episode of Micro Bytes, a We Fix Space Junk Mini Series, Penne is on a desperate mission for a decent nap...

Welcome to our second miniseries! Micro Bytes is a series of short, mostly unconnected episodes set in the Space Junk universe. This episode is a flashback, set several years before the events of A Cure For Bindweed.

 

Thinking of supporting us? Maybe visit our Patreon, our Ko-fi page or just drop us some cash on paypal

 

We've also got shirts and other fun bits and pieces on Spreadshirt and TeePublic as well as some awesome badges on Etsy.

 

Written by Beth Crane and produced by Hedley Knights for Battle Bird Productions.

 

Cast

Emily Stride

Jen Sugden

Chris Sugden

Zachary Fortais-Gomm

 

We’re also all over social media!

We Fix Space Junk: twitter ¦ facebook

Battle Bird Productions: twitter ¦ facebook ¦ instagram

Automnicon: twitter ¦ facebook ¦ instagram

 

Sep 23, 2019
Micro Bytes Episode 5: An Incredibly Perilous Mission
00:04:29

In the fifth episode of Micro Bytes, a We Fix Space Junk miniseries, FRINGO faces his toughest challenge yet...

Welcome to our second miniseries! Micro Bytes is a series of short, mostly unconnected episodes set in the Space Junk universe.

 

Thinking of supporting us? Maybe visit our Patreon, our Ko-fi page or just drop us some cash on paypal

 

We've also got shirts and other fun bits and pieces on Spreadshirt and TeePublic as well as some awesome badges on Etsy.

 

Written by Beth Crane and produced by Hedley Knights for Battle Bird Productions.

 

Cast

Chris Montague

Hedley Knights

 

We’re also all over social media!

We Fix Space Junk: twitter ¦ facebook

Battle Bird Productions: twitter ¦ facebook ¦ instagram

Automnicon: twitter ¦ facebook ¦ instagram

 

 

Sep 15, 2019
Micro Bytes Episode 4: Killer Queens
00:06:49

In the fourth episode of Micro Bytes, a We Fix Space Junk miniseries, we catch up with Queens Flora and Daphne and the aftermath of their fight with the fraudulent killer robots. 

 

Welcome to our second miniseries! Micro Bytes is a series of short, mostly unconnected episodes set in the Space Junk universe.

 

Thinking of supporting us? Maybe visit our Patreon, our Ko-fi page or just drop us some cash on paypal…

 

We've also got shirts and other fun bits and pieces on Spreadshirt and TeePublic as well as some awesome badges on Etsy.

 

Written by Beth Crane and produced by Hedley Knights for Battle Bird Productions.

 

Cast

Julia Schifini

Jordan Cobb

Hedley Knights

Chris Montague

 

We’re also all over social media!

We Fix Space Junk: twitter ¦ facebook

Battle Bird Productions: twitter ¦ facebook ¦ instagram

Automnicon: twitter ¦ facebook ¦ instagram

 

 

Sep 08, 2019
Micro Bytes Episode 3: Couture or Not Couture
00:05:37

In the third episode of Micro Bytes, a We Fix Space Junk miniseries, we take a visit to the past, with Samantha Trapp's obscenely popular vlog series...

 

Welcome to our second miniseries! Micro Bytes is a series of short, mostly unconnected episodes set in the Space Junk universe.

 

Thinking of supporting us? Maybe visit our Patreon, our Ko-fi page or just drop us some cash on paypal

 

We've also got shirts and other fun bits and pieces on Spreadshirt and TeePublic as well as some awesome badges on Etsy.

 

Written by Beth Crane and produced by Hedley Knights for Battle Bird Productions.

 

Cast

Rebecca Evans

Chris Montague

Language consultant: Nerys Howell

 

We’re also all over social media!

We Fix Space Junk: twitter ¦ facebook

Battle Bird Productions: twitter ¦ facebook ¦ instagram

Automnicon: twitter ¦ facebook ¦ instagram

Sep 01, 2019
Micro Bytes Episode 2: Terrible Flammable Alchemy
00:06:27

In the second episode of Micro Bytes, a We Fix Space Junk miniseries, C0FF:E serves an unexpected customer...

Welcome to our second miniseries! Micro Bytes is a series of short, mostly unconnected episodes set in the Space Junk universe.

Thinking of supporting us? Maybe visit our Patreon, our Ko-fi page or just drop us some cash on paypal

We've also got shirts and other fun bits and pieces on Spreadshirt and TeePublic as well as some awesome badges on Etsy.

Written by Beth Crane and produced by Hedley Knights for Battle Bird Productions.

Cast

Vicki Baron

Sarah Rhea Werner

 

We’re also all over social media!

We Fix Space Junk: twitter ¦ facebook

Battle Bird Productions: twitter ¦ facebook ¦ instagram

Automnicon: twitter ¦ facebook ¦ instagram

Aug 25, 2019
Micro Bytes Episode 1: A Gift For A Friend
00:03:39

In the first episode of Micro Bytes, a We Fix Space Junk miniseries, Jault wakes up to an unpleasant surprise.

Welcome to our second miniseries! Micro Bytes is a series of short, mostly unconnected episodes set in the Space Junk universe.

Thinking of supporting us? Maybe visit our Patreon, our Ko-fi page or just drop us some cash on paypal…

We've also got shirts and other fun bits and pieces on Spreadshirt and TeePublic as well as some awesome badges on Etsy.

Written by Beth Crane and produced by Hedley Knights for Battle Bird Productions.

Cast

Hedley Knights

James Carney

We’re also all over social media!

We Fix Space Junk: twitter ¦ facebook

Battle Bird Productions: twitter ¦ facebook ¦ instagram

Automnicon: twitter ¦ Facebook's ¦ instagram

 

 

Aug 18, 2019
[Trailer] We Fix Space Junk: Micro Bytes
00:00:49

Between Seasons One and Two we brought you Marilyn's Diary. Between Two and Three we're bringing you Micro Bytes!

Micro Bytes is a series of shorts featuring a variety of familiar faces from the past two seasons!

Some will be prequels, some will be sequels and some will show you a little of what was going on in the world outside the episodes of season two!

This series is dedicated to everyone who has supported us this far! It's been a wild ride (and it's not slowing down yet!)

 Expect the first episode before the end of the month!

Aug 13, 2019
Comicasts Trailer 2019 / What Audio Fiction Means To Us
00:07:14
Here's a list of the shows taking part in #MCMComicCasts - click the links to subscribe!
May 21, 2019
[Trailer] The Great Easter Space Train Robbery
00:00:56

Our Patrons enjoyed a special episode of We Fix Space Junk these weekend, and now you can too!

Easter may be over, but you can still enjoy the train heist!

as always the special episodes are from earlier in the timeline and takes place between already released episodes of Space Junk, so there are no spoilers if you're not caught up and it's not plot dependant so you aren't missing anything vital by skipping it. But believe us when we say it's worth it!

Sign up on Patreon patreon.com/BattleBirdProd

Support us on PayPal or Kofi battlebird.productions/support-us/

or Vist battlebird.productions/special-episodes/ to download

 

Thank you so much to our brilliant cast:

Rebecca Evans

Beth Crane

Layla Katib

Chris Montague

Vicki Baron

Hedley Knights

Apr 22, 2019
Automnicon: The Intern - Coming Soon!
00:01:26

We may have been hard at work working on the scripts for our second mini-season and our third season, but we've somehow also found the time to write a novella!

Coming to Kindle, Patreon and all other reputable eBook formats on March 19th (We Fix Space Junk's first anniversary!)

Mar 05, 2019
Haroldson's First Brucemas
00:06:45

Suprise! A second Brucemas Offering! this time from the crew of the Y. Ki ay!

For the Kilner and Samantha's death-defying festive adventure, head to battlebird.productions/special-episodes

For tickets to PodUk, the biggest Podcast Convention in Britain, and to see our first ever live show head to rocksaltevents.com/poduk

 
Written by Beth Crane
 
Produced by Hedley Knights
 
Cast
Francesca Mintowt-Czyz
Hedley Knights
James Carney
 
Find We Fix Space Junk and Battlebird Productions on Facebook and Twitter!
Want to get in touch? Email us at battlebirdproductions@gmail.com!
Dec 25, 2018
S02E08 - The Socialite and the Cyborg
00:18:26

In the final episode of We Fix Space Junk Season Two, Kilner and Samantha visit Automnicon Headquarters and DAX plays a game.

Thank you for listening to season two! It was a lot of fun (and a lot of work!) to make. We’ll be back with season three next year! Thinking of supporting us in the meantime? Maybe visit our Patreon, our Ko-fi page or just drop us some cash on paypal

We've also got shirts and other fun bits and pieces on Spreadshirt and TeePublic as well as some awesome badges on Etsy.

Written by Beth Crane and produced by Hedley Knights for Battle Bird Productions.

 

Season Cast

Beth Crane

Becky Evans

Jack Carmichael

Vicki Baron

Chris Montague

David Ault

Francesca Mintowt-Czyz

James Carney

Sarah Rhea Werner

David Eagle

Brice Stratford

Julia Schifini

Jordan Cobb

Beth Eyre

David Devereux

Felix Trench

David Eagle

Ella Watts

Emily Stride

William Arthur

 

We’re also all over social media!

We Fix Space Junk: twitter ¦ facebook

Battle Bird Productions: twitter ¦ facebook ¦ instagram

Automnicon: twitter ¦ facebook ¦ instagram

Dec 18, 2018
S02E07 - Diamorphically Lackadaisical
00:17:05

In the seventh episode of We Fix Space Junk Season Two, Kilner and Samantha get distracted by attractive people and Samantha gets stuck in a room.

Thinking of supporting us? Maybe visit our Pat I'mreon, our Ko-fi page or just drop us some cash on paypal

 

We've also got shirts and other fun bits and pieces on Spreadshirt and TeePublic as well as some awesome badges on Etsy.

 

Written by Beth Crane and produced by Hedley Knights for Battle Bird Productions.

 

Cast

Beth Crane

Becky Evans

Jack Carmichael

Sarah Golding 

David Eagle

 

We’re also all over social media!

We Fix Space Junk: twitter ¦ facebook

Battle Bird Productions: twitter ¦ facebook ¦ instagram

Automnicon: twitter ¦ facebook ¦ instagram

Dec 01, 2018
S02E06 - The Lonely Ark
00:24:16

In the sixth episode of We Fix Space Junk Season Two, Kilner and Samantha make a new friend and DAX makes a mistake.

 

Welcome to Season Two! We’re back and raring to go after our short break. Thinking of supporting us? Maybe visit our Patreon, our Ko-fi page or just drop us some cash on paypal

 

We've also got shirts and other fun bits and pieces on Spreadshirt and TeePublic as well as some awesome badges on Etsy.

 

Written by Beth Crane and produced by Hedley Knights for Battle Bird Productions.

 

Cast

Beth Crane

Becky Evans

Jack Carmichael

Beth Eyre

David Devereux

Felix Trench

David Eagle

With a secret cameo by the lovely Ella Watts!

 

We’re also all over social media!

We Fix Space Junk: twitter ¦ facebook

Battle Bird Productions: twitter ¦ facebook ¦ instagram

Automnicon: twitter ¦ facebook ¦ instagram

Nov 13, 2018
S02E05 - A Cure for Bindweed
00:24:48

In the fifth episode of We Fix Space Junk Season Two, an old friend resurfaces, legs are broken and moonshine is drunk.

 

Welcome to Season Two! We’re back and raring to go after our short break. Thinking of supporting us? Maybe visit our Patreon, our Ko-fi page or just drop us some cash on paypal

 

We've also got shirts and other fun bits and pieces on Spreadshirt and TeePublic as well as some awesome badges on Etsy.

 

Written by Beth Crane and produced by Hedley Knights for Battle Bird Productions.

 

Cast

Beth Crane

Becky Evans

Jack Carmichael

Emily Stride

William Arthur

 

We’re also all over social media!

We Fix Space Junk: twitter ¦ facebook

Battle Bird Productions: twitter ¦ facebook ¦ instagram

Automnicon: twitter ¦ facebook ¦ instagram

Oct 22, 2018
S02E04 - Hero Complex
00:29:02

In the fourth episode of We Fix Space Junk Season Two, Samantha meets an old classmate and Kilner loses a toolbox. Elsewhere, Dax refuses to talk to a fridge.

 

Welcome to Season Two! We’re back and raring to go after our short break. Thinking of supporting us? Maybe visit our Patreon, our Ko-fi page or just drop us some cash on paypal

 

We've also got shirts and other fun bits and pieces on Spreadshirt and TeePublic as well as some awesome badges on Etsy.

 

Written by Beth Crane and produced by Hedley Knights for Battle Bird Productions.

 

Cast

Beth Crane

Becky Evans

Jack Carmichael

Brice Stratford

Julia Schifini

Jordan Cobb

James Carney

 

We’re also all over social media!

We Fix Space Junk: twitter ¦ facebook

Battle Bird Productions: twitter ¦ facebook ¦ instagram

Automnicon: twitter ¦ facebook ¦ instagram

Oct 08, 2018
S02E03 - Return of the Princess
00:17:47

In the third episode of We Fix Space Junk Season Two, Kilner and Samantha see an old friend and Haroldson makes a new one.

 

Welcome to Season Two! We’re back and raring to go after our short break. Thinking of supporting us? Maybe visit our Patreon, our Ko-fi page or just drop us some cash on paypal

 

We've also got shirts and other fun bits and pieces on Spreadshirt and TeePublic as well as some awesome badges on Etsy.

 

Written by Beth Crane and produced by Hedley Knights for Battle Bird Productions.

 

Cast

Beth Crane

Becky Evans

Jack Carmichael

Hedley Knights

Francesca Mintowt-Czyz

James Carney

Sarah Rhea Werner

David Eagle

 

We’re also all over social media!

We Fix Space Junk: twitter ¦ facebook

Battle Bird Productions: twitter ¦ facebook ¦ instagram

Automnicon: twitter ¦ facebook ¦ instagram

Oct 01, 2018
S02E02 - Sensory Overload
00:17:48

In the second episode of We Fix Space Junk Season Two, Kilner loses the last of her peanut butter, Ms Lamb fails to make a sale and Fringo gets his new ship.

 

Welcome to Season Two! We’re back and raring to go after our short break. Thinking of supporting us? Maybe visit our Patreon, our Ko-fi page or just drop us some cash on paypal

 

We've also got shirts and other fun bits and pieces on Spreadshirt and TeePublic as well as some awesome badges on Etsy.

 

Written by Beth Crane and produced by Hedley Knights for Battle Bird Productions.

 

Cast

Beth Crane

Becky Evans

Jack Carmichael

Vicki Baron

Chris Montague

David Ault

 

We’re also all over social media!

We Fix Space Junk: twitter ¦ facebook

Battle Bird Productions: twitter ¦ facebook ¦ instagram

Automnicon: twitter ¦ facebook ¦ instagram

Sep 24, 2018
S02E01 - Digital Biological Interface
00:17:57

In the first episode of We Fix Space Junk Season Two, DAX finds himself at the mercy of RINGO and Kilner and Samantha find themselves at the mercy of something that is, perhaps, far worse…

 

Welcome to Season Two! We’re back and raring to go after our short break. Thinking of supporting us? Maybe visit our Patreon, our Ko-fi page or just drop us some cash on paypal

 

We've also got shirts and other fun bits and pieces on Spreadshirt and TeePublic as well as some awesome badges on Etsy.

 

Written by Beth Crane and produced by Hedley Knights for Battle Bird Productions.

 

Cast

Beth Crane

Becky Evans

Jack Carmichael

Vicki Baron

Chris Montague

 

We’re also all over social media!

We Fix Space Junk: twitter ¦ facebook

Battle Bird Productions: twitter ¦ facebook ¦ instagram

Automnicon: twitter ¦ facebook ¦ instagram

Sep 17, 2018
#IPM2018: Driving Lessons
00:08:16

A We Fix Space Junk Mini-Episode for International Podcast Month 2018

 

Written by Beth Crane

 

Produced by Hedley Knights

 

Featuring the voices of James Carney of Unseen Hour and Beth Crane.

 

Find We Fix Space Junk and Battlebird Productions on Facebook and Twitter!

twitter.com/WeFixSpaceJunk

twitter.com/battlebirdprod

twitter.com/Automnicon

facebook.com/WeFixSpaceJunk

facebook.com/BattleBirdProd

battlebird.productions

BattleBird.libsyn.com

Want to get in touch? Email us at battlebirdproductions@gmail.com

 

For more information on International Podcast Month, visit internationalpodcastmonth.com or twitter.com/podmonth.

 
Sep 09, 2018
Marilyn's Diary Episode 8
00:05:40
The final entry of Marilyn's Diary.
  
A We Fix Space Junk Mini-Series
 
Written by Beth Crane
 
Produced by Hedley Knights
 
Cast
Francesca Mintowt-Czyz
James Carney
Find We Fix Space Junk and Battlebird Productions on Facebook and Twitter!
Want to get in touch? Email us at battlebirdproductions@gmail.com!
Aug 06, 2018
Marilyn's Diary Episode 7
00:07:17

The penultimate episode... part one of two.

 

A We Fix Space Junk Mini-Series

Written by Beth Crane

Produced by Hedley Knights

Cast

Francesca Mintowt-Czyz

James Carney

Find We Fix Space Junk and Battlebird Productions on Facebook and Twitter!

twitter.com/WeFixSpaceJunk

twitter.com/battlebirdprod

twitter.com/Automnicon

facebook.com/WeFixSpaceJunk

facebook.com/BattleBirdProd

battlebird.productions

BattleBird.libsyn.com

Want to get in touch? Email us at battlebirdproductions@gmail.com!

Jul 30, 2018
Marilyn's Diary Episode 6
00:07:36

In which Marilyn and Computer go through a junk drawer.

A We Fix Space Junk Mini-Series

Written by Beth Crane

Produced by Hedley Knights

Cast

Francesca Mintowt-Czyz

James Carney

Find We Fix Space Junk and Battlebird Productions on Facebook and Twitter!

twitter.com/WeFixSpaceJunk

twitter.com/battlebirdprod

twitter.com/Automnicon

facebook.com/WeFixSpaceJunk

facebook.com/BattleBirdProd

battlebird.productions

BattleBird.libsyn.com

Want to get in touch? Email us at battlebirdproductions@gmail.com!

 

Jul 23, 2018
Marilyn's Diary Episode 5
00:09:03

This week Marilyn and Computer watch a movie...

 

A We Fix Space Junk Mini-Series

Written by Beth Crane

Produced by Hedley Knights

 

Cast

Francesca Mintowt-Czyz

James Carney

 

Support us on Patreon for all episodes a week early! (get next weeks episode right now!

 

Find We Fix Space Junk and Battlebird Productions on Facebook and Twitter!

twitter.com/WeFixSpaceJunk

twitter.com/battlebirdprod

twitter.com/Automnicon

facebook.com/WeFixSpaceJunk

facebook.com/BattleBirdProd

battlebird.productions

BattleBird.libsyn.com

Want to get in touch? Email us at battlebirdproductions@gmail.com!

Jul 16, 2018
Marilyn's Diary Episode 4
00:06:29

This week Marilyn tries to find out the meaning of 'fun'.

 

A We Fix Space Junk Mini-Series

Written by Beth Crane

Produced by Hedley Knights

 

to get next weeks episode RIGHT NOW visit our Patreon page and sign up :)

 

Cast

Francesca Mintowt-Czyz

James Carney

 

Find We Fix Space Junk and Battlebird Productions on Facebook and Twitter!

 

twitter.com/WeFixSpaceJunk

 

twitter.com/battlebirdprod

 

twitter.com/Automnicon

 

facebook.com/WeFixSpaceJunk

 

facebook.com/BattleBirdProd

 

battlebird.productions

 

BattleBird.libsyn.com

 

Want to get in touch? Email us at battlebirdproductions@gmail.com!

 

Jul 09, 2018
Marilyn's Diary Episode 3
00:13:16

This week Marilyn goes on a harrowing adventure...

 

CAST

Francesca Mintowt-Czyz

James Carney (of the fantastic Unseen Hour)

 

get every episode of Marilyn's Diary a week early by supporting us on Patreon!

Find We Fix Space Junk and Battlebird Productions on Facebook and Twitter!

twitter.com/WeFixSpaceJunk

twitter.com/battlebirdprod

twitter.com/Automnicon

facebook.com/WeFixSpaceJunk

facebook.com/BattleBirdProd

battlebird.productions

BattleBird.libsyn.com

Want to get in touch? Email us at battlebirdproductions@gmail.com!

Jul 02, 2018
Marilyn's Diary Episode 2
00:09:37

 This week Marilyn learns about A.I.s, humans, love and coffee shops.

 

A We Fix Space Junk Mini-Series

Written by Beth Crane

Produced by Hedley Knights

CAST

Francesca Mintowt-Czyz

James Carney (of the fantastic Unseen Hour)

 

get every episode of Marylin's Diary a week early by supporting us on Patreon!

Find We Fix Space Junk and Battlebird Productions on Facebook and Twitter!

twitter.com/WeFixSpaceJunk

twitter.com/battlebirdprod

twitter.com/Automnicon

facebook.com/WeFixSpaceJunk

facebook.com/BattleBirdProd

battlebird.productions

BattleBird.libsyn.com

 

Want to get in touch? Email us at battlebirdproductions@gmail.com!

Jun 25, 2018
Marilyn's Diary Episode 1
00:09:59

Episode one, in which Marilyn gets to grip with her new life...

In Episode 7 of We Fix Space Junk we met Marilyn. She's half Gontanan (giant wasp) quarter Human (the reluctant father, Jault) a quarter Cow... (From the steak they were implanted in. Suffice to say, Marilyn is confused. About who she is, what she is, the universe she was 'born' into and her place in it!

A We Fix Space Junk Mini-Series

Written by Beth Crane

Produced by Hedley Knights

CAST

Francesca Mintowt-Czyz

James Carney (of the fantastic Unseen Hour)

 

get every episode of Marilyn's Diary a week early by supporting us on Patreon!

Find We Fix Space Junk and Battlebird Productions on Facebook and Twitter!

twitter.com/WeFixSpaceJunk

twitter.com/battlebirdprod

twitter.com/Automnicon

facebook.com/WeFixSpaceJunk

facebook.com/BattleBirdProd

battlebird.productions

BattleBird.libsyn.com

 

Want to get in touch? Email us at battlebirdproductions@gmail.com!

Jun 18, 2018
Marilyn's Diary Trailer
00:01:02

The trailer for our new mini-series, Marilyn's Diary, which will be released on June 18th! (and released a week early for $2+ Patreon supporters!)

Jun 04, 2018
S01E08 - The Awakening
00:14:42

In the final episode of We Fix Space Junk Season One, Kilner, Samantha and DAX find themselves at the mercy of a mysterious interloper...

We Fix Space Junk will return with Season Two in September. A new Space Junk miniseries, Marilyn's Diary, will begin on June 18th.


We've had a fantastic time recording series one and we'd love to say a special thank you to all of our patrons who have helped us to keep things running smoothly. If you've enjoyed the series and want to support us, please visit our Patreon!

We've also got shirts and other fun bits and pieces on Spreadshirt and TeePublic as well as some awesome badges on Etsy

For more details or to get in touch, head to our Battle Bird Productions website.

Find We Fix Space Junk and Battlebird Productions on Facebook and Twitter!

twitter.com/WeFixSpaceJunk

twitter.com/battlebirdprod

twitter.com/Automnicon

facebook.com/WeFixSpaceJunk

facebook.com/BattleBirdProd

 

Want to get in touch? Email us at battlebirdproductions@gmail.com!

 

SERIES CAST

Beth Crane

Becky Evans

Jack Carmichael

Francesca Mintowt-Czyz

Hedley Knights

Luke Booys

Vicki Baron

James Bradshaw

Rosie Alys

Aaron Simmonds

Graeme Knights

Krystel Rose

May 07, 2018
S01E07 - Unplanned Parenthood
00:21:19

This week Kilner accidentally creates a new species and Samantha skypes an old friend.

And as for DAX... make sure you listen 'til the very end...

For merch or to support us on Patreon head to BattleBird.Productions

 

Find We Fix Space Junk and Battlebird Productions on Facebook and Twitter!

twitter.com/WeFixSpaceJunk

twitter.com/battlebirdprod

twitter.com/Automnicon

facebook.com/WeFixSpaceJunk

facebook.com/BattleBirdProd

battlebird.productions

BattleBird.libsyn.com

 

Want to get in touch? Email us at battlebirdproductions@gmail.com!

 

CAST

Beth Crane

Becky Evans

Francesca Mintowt-Czyz

Hedley Knights

Jack Carmichael

Luke Booys

Rosie Alys

Graeme Knights

Apr 30, 2018
S01E06 - The Trainer, The Leech and The Mortgage
00:14:15

This week Samantha tries to keep fit and Kilner tries to buy a house. It doesn't go well.

To support the show, tell a friend or family member about the show, or become a patron at Patreon.com/BattleBirdProd

Find We Fix Space Junk and Battlebird Productions on Facebook and Twitter!

twitter.com/wefixspacejunk

twitter.com/battlebirdprod

facebook.com/WeFixSpaceJunk

facebook.com/BattleBirdProd

battlebird.productions

battlebird.libsyn.com

 

Want to get in touch? Email us at battlebirdproductions@gmail.com!

 

CAST

Beth Crane

Becky Evans

Vicki Barron

Luke Booys

Jack Carmichael

Hedley Knights

 

Apr 23, 2018
S01E05 - The Third Repairman
00:16:19

This week Kilner has a blast from the past - in more ways than one -  as our two repairmen visit a mining planet and meet a third...

Support us by telling your friends about the show or pledging on Patreon!

https://www.patreon.com/BattleBirdProd

Find We Fix Space Junk and Battlebird Productions on Facebook and Twitter!

https://twitter.com/wefixspacejunk

https://twitter.com/battlebirdprod

https://www.facebook.com/WeFixSpaceJunk

https://www.facebook.com/BattleBirdProd

https://battlebird.productions/

http://battlebird.libsyn.com/

 

Want to get in touch? Email us at battlebirdproductions@gmail.com!

A special thanks to all our patrons! and Especially Maddi S for her support 

CAST

Beth Crane

Becky Evans

Jack Carmichael

Hedley Knights

Luke Booys

James Bradshaw

Apr 16, 2018
S01E04 - An Unsubtle Utopia
00:18:01

This week Samantha meets a critic and Kilner fixes a transmitter.

To support the show head to:

www.patreon.com/BattleBirdProd


Find We Fix Space Junk and Battlebird Productions on Facebook and Twitter!

 

https://twitter.com/wefixspacejunk

https://twitter.com/battlebirdprod

https://www.facebook.com/WeFixSpaceJunk

https://www.facebook.com/BattleBirdProd

https://battlebird.productions/

http://battlebird.libsyn.com/

Apr 09, 2018
S01E03 - The Popcorn Men of Entertania III
00:13:10

This Week Kilner repairs a projector and Samantha is chased by sentient food.

 

To Support the show try telling your friends about Space Junk or pledging on Patreon!

https://www.patreon.com/BattleBirdProd

 

Find We Fix Space Junk and Battlebird Productions on Facebook and Twitter!

 

http://battlebird.libsyn.com/

https://www.facebook.com/WeFixSpaceJunk

https://www.facebook.com/BattleBirdProd

https://twitter.com/wefixspacejunk

https://twitter.com/battlebirdprod

https://battlebird.productions/

 

Want to get in touch? Email us at battlebirdproductions@gmail.com!

 

CAST

Beth Crane

Becky Evans

Chris Montague

Jack Carmichael

Hedley Knights

Luke Booys

Vicki Barron

Apr 02, 2018
S01E02 - The Flight of The Submarine
00:13:34

In this weeks episode Samantha is betrayed and Kilner talks about crocodiles.

 

Support us by telling your friends about the show or pledging on Patreon!

https://www.patreon.com/BattleBirdProd

 

Find We Fix Space Junk and Battlebird Productions on Facebook and Twitter!

http://battlebird.libsyn.com/

https://twitter.com/wefixspacejunk

https://twitter.com/battlebirdprod

https://www.facebook.com/WeFixSpaceJunk

https://www.facebook.com/BattleBirdProd

https://battlebird.productions/

 

Want to get in touch? Email us at battlebirdproductions@gmail.com!

 

CAST

Beth Crane

Becky Evans

Jack Carmichael

Hedley Knights

Chris Montague

Vicki Baron

James Bradshaw

Mar 26, 2018
S01E01 - Escape From Hargan IV
00:13:41

Series 01 Episode 01 - Escape From Hargan IV - In which Kilner picks up a suspect package and Samantha flees from the law.

 

Support us by telling your friends about the show or pledging on Patreon!

https://www.patreon.com/BattleBirdProd

 

Find We Fix Space Junk and Battlebird Productions on Facebook and Twitter!

https://twitter.com/wefixspacejunk

https://twitter.com/battlebirdprod

https://www.facebook.com/WeFixSpaceJunk

https://www.facebook.com/BattleBirdProd

https://battlebird.productions/

http://battlebird.libsyn.com/

 

Want to get in touch? Email us at battlebirdproductions@gmail.com!

 

CAST

Beth Crane

Becky Evans

Jack Carmichael

Hedley Knights

Chris Montague

Rosie Alys

Aaron Simmonds

Krystal Hewitt

Mar 18, 2018
We Fix Space Junk S01 E00 - Series Trailer
00:02:00

We are ecstatic to announce our first episode will be released in less than a week!

 

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facebook.com/WeFixSpaceJunk

twitter.com/BattleBirdProd

BattleBird.Productions

BattleBirdProductions@gmail.com

 

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'We Fix Space Junk' follows seasoned smuggler Kilner and reluctant fugitive Sam, as they travel the galaxy, carrying out odd jobs on the fringes of the law.

A Sci-Fi Sitcom by Beth Crane, for Battlebird Productions

Mar 16, 2018