Think of the Children

By Think of the Children

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Join us in our office once every other week as lifelong friends turned business partners Owen Piper and Jay Little systematically destroy your childhood, one beloved memory at a time...

Episode Date
Episode 58 - Dopamine and Amnesiacs
00:53:22

Those darn TOTC boys are back at it again to ruin more of your beloved childhood memories! This week, the lads have some thoughts on national service, find a wizard, and give a much better comedy duo a podcasting idea... It's TOTC, baybeeeeee!

Currently Brainstorming: Jay's Newest Addiction, Raspberry Boy, The Boozone, The Offering, National Service, Sandwhich Interuptions, Square Boy, Sleepy Queen Liz, Fart Joke, White Boy Jay, Circular Storytelling, Phineas and Ferb: The Podcast.

Music:

Intro: Baffy, Money Man
Break: Baffy, The Numberless Circling Cows of the Crop (Cow Pie)
Outro: Baffy, Purple Wine
Twitter: @totccast
Email: totccast@gmail.com
Patreon: www.patreon.com/totccast
Discord: discordapp.com/invite/fkZGJuy
Website: www.totccast.com

Dec 18, 2020
Episode 57 - White Phosphorus Soup
00:56:16

The boys have escaped the Astral Dimension and only Dave is really worse for wear. Owen and Jay are still alive and this week they talk about the American Diet, Nerds on Twitter, Robots having the sex and how to raise the next generation of Philosophers. It's the Think of the Children you know and love, here like a beacon in these dark times

Currently Brainstorming: Time Refraction, The Tum Compartment, Editing Magic, Eldritch Varmints, Astro Nut, Eating Machinery, Child Debt, Calling out Twitter Nerds, Blind Souls, Ornstien and Smoog, Robot Clit, & Medabots (2020 Reboot)

Music:

Intro: Baffy, Money Man
Break: Baffy, The Numberless Circling Cows of the Crop (Cow Pie)
Outro: Baffy, Purple Wine
Twitter: @totccast
Email: totccast@gmail.com
Patreon: www.patreon.com/totccast
Discord: discordapp.com/invite/fkZGJuy
Website: www.totccast.com

Nov 24, 2020
Emergency Broadcast: The State of the Company
00:14:55

Owen and Jay are back after a tumultuous 2020. They explain where they've been, what's coming next, apologise profuesly for their absence and ask if you'd like Cocaine or Pepsi.


Short Answer: Patrons, check your emails over the next week, everyone else, new epsisode next week.

Nov 22, 2020
Episode 56 - www.coolphilosophygames.com
00:51:04

Oops! It's been 3 Months! Global Pandemics are bad for productivity, it turns out! Either way, the boys are back on the open road to do the nasty thing you love so much. This time around, we turn some bath toys into murderers, teach the children that everything they do is useless and develop some fun flash games to teach the kids about the existential threat of being alive! Join us, won't you, for another Think of the Children!

Currently Brainstorming: Lizard Cum, Haunted Frog Man, Rubbasnubbers, Parental Trickery, Draconic Discouragement, Childhood Trauma, Leaning into the Curve, The Blockening Part XI: PhilosophyTube, Polka Dot Cow Man, Pigs Morgan, & Maggie and the Hate Construct.

Music:

Intro: Baffy, Money Man
Break: Baffy, The Numberless Circling Cows of the Crop (Cow Pie)
Outro: Baffy, Purple Wine
Twitter: @totccast
Email: totccast@gmail.com
Patreon: www.patreon.com/totccast
Discord: discordapp.com/invite/fkZGJuy
Website: www.totccast.com

Jul 18, 2020
Episode 55 - The Witcher 3 (Feat. Stefan Ayto)
00:56:49

This week, the boys are joined by reptile lover and the host of Talking With Dinosaurs, Stefan Ayto! They kind of owe him one, you'll see why. They also recreate the epic of Gilgamesh, insult two of New Zealand's national heroes, and get Henry Cavill fans riled up as they put him in schoolgirl uniforms. We're here in the time of crisis, it's Think of the Children!

Currently Brainstorming: Roadside Assistance, Reptile Matrimony, Deicide, Devilman: Badjelly, Cobra Venom, The Warlocker, The Three Cavills, TOTC Hygiene Advice, History Lessons, Character Assasination & What Now?! (Horny Version)

More Stefan: @Ershatz

Music:

Intro: Baffy, Money Man
Break: Baffy, The Numberless Circling Cows of the Crop (Cow Pie)
Outro: Baffy, Purple Wine
Twitter: @totccast
Email: totccast@gmail.com
Patreon: www.patreon.com/totccast
Discord: discordapp.com/invite/fkZGJuy
Website: www.totccast.com

Apr 11, 2020
Episode 54 - A Motherfucking JoJo's Reference
01:16:40

Kids, I won't lie, this one goes off the rails a little bit towards the end. It's good shit, but we've both gone a little stir crazy, apparently. This week, the lads praise the efficiancy of Herod, publically dunk on Piers Morgan, and create some terrible puppet creations... Again. Strap in, friends, it's gonna get bumpy.

Currently Brainstorming: Vancuffs, The Art of Vore, Rickle: The Pickling, Vinnie Jones Green Cross Code, My Mans Herod, Piers Morgan's Sundown, Owen's Dyslexia Strikes Back, The Singularity, Hunger Games: Gamers Edition, Nightmare Muppets, The Opposite of an Erection, Eureeka's Castle (2020 Reboot Dir. R. L. Gaster)

Music:

Intro: Baffy, Money Man
Break: Baffy, The Numberless Circling Cows of the Crop (Cow Pie)
Outro: Baffy, Purple Wine
Twitter: @totccast
Email: totccast@gmail.com
Patreon: www.patreon.com/totccast
Discord: discordapp.com/invite/fkZGJuy
Website: www.totccast.com

Mar 27, 2020
Episode 53 - John WAHck
00:56:55

The wheels are still a-rollin' here at the TOTC Mobile Headquarters. Owen and Jay have both taken different approaches to raising money, neither of which have been particularly profitable, so we're back to ruining childhoods. We gift a beloved character the powers of an Elder God, make the Digimon relentlessly horny, and utilize The Demon Drill for fun and profit. Buckle up, kids! It's a wild one.

Currently Brainstorming: Growing Pains, New Career Paths, Watch Crimes, DP-Gimon, Cock Armour Class, The Demon Drill, Crime Disclaimers, Tit Wrestling, Waluigi Board, & WALUIGI (Elder God)

Music:

Intro: Baffy, Money Man
Break: Baffy, The Numberless Circling Cows of the Crop (Cow Pie)
Outro: Baffy, Purple Wine
Twitter: @totccast
Email: totccast@gmail.com
Patreon: www.patreon.com/totccast
Discord: discordapp.com/invite/fkZGJuy
Website: www.totccast.com

Mar 12, 2020
Episode 52: On the Road Again
00:50:20

We're back! But not quite as you know it. Some things have changed for Owen and Jay but they need to keep the wheels greased and beef jerky in their tummies, so they're gonna keep ruining childhoods for fun and profit. It's all here on Think of the Children!

Currently Brainstorming: Scottish Avoidance, Vim2.0, Wimbleton, Forbidden Bowls, Neil vs Neale, Fuck Names, Do Cockroaches Fuck?, Dart Refractory Period, Ozymandias Jerky, Nerf: Ambush.

Music:

Intro: Baffy, Money Man
Break: Baffy, The Numberless Circling Cows of the Crop (Cow Pie)
Outro: Baffy, Purple Wine
Twitter: @totccast
Email: totccast@gmail.com
Patreon: www.patreon.com/totccast
Discord: discordapp.com/invite/fkZGJuy
Website: www.totccast.com

Jan 20, 2020
Episode 51 - Hostile Takeover (Feat. Crit Chat)
01:08:12

Happy New Year, friends! After comitting a terrible podcast crime, Jay is on the run and Owen drank himself into a coma. So, as a cruel and unusual punishment, we have used the power of Jumanji to trap Ismay Hutton, Alfred Clark and Emily Kuklinski in our podcast! They will only be released when the 7 Jumanjis have been collected or they've ruined a childhood, whichever comes first. Join us for a spell in this first ever Hostile Takeover!

Currently Brainstorming: Jumanji'd, Rotten CDRomatos, BYOG, Elizabethan LARP Winter Camp, Virginian Feminism, Incomprehensible Animal Names, Bellatrix Beev, Bastard Money, Candyland Glass Time, Dead Clock Clown, Major Bedhead, NoAssitol and The Big Comfy Couch (2020 Reboot)

Crit Chat Crew:

Ismay (@aTeacupGamer): twitch.tv/ateacupgamer
Alfred (@pennyblue_): twitch.tv/pennyblue
Emily (@ThePunnyEmily)
Crit Chat (@Crit_Chat): https://crit-chat.pinecast.co/

Music:

Intro: Baffy, Money Man
Break: Baffy, The Numberless Circling Cows of the Crop (Cow Pie)
Outro: Baffy, Purple Wine
Twitter: @totccast
Email: totccast@gmail.com
Patreon: www.patreon.com/totccast
Discord: discordapp.com/invite/fkZGJuy
Website: www.totccast.com

Jan 04, 2020
Episode 50 - Crossing the Streams: The BioDick
01:40:35
Well friends, we've arrived at the big 5-0. It's a feature length presentation of our fetid, dirty crimes against your nostalgia, and we did it just for you... Enjoy the 50th  Episode of Think of the Children, and the last episode for the year. We love you, thank you for the support <3 Music: Intro: Baffy, Money Man Break: Baffy, The Numberless Circling Cows of the Crop (Cow Pie) Outro: Baffy, Purple Wine Twitter: @totccast Email: totccast@gmail.com Patreon: www.patreon.com/totccast Discord: discordapp.com/invite/fkZGJuy Website: www.totccast.com
Dec 09, 2019
Episode 49 - Gaiman's Filthy Pawprints
01:02:55

It's Spooky Episode 2.0, baybee! We got more scares, more ghouls and more physical manifestations of your deepest darkest fears. Roll up, roll up, come see the spectral troupe, the wholesome sex-worker ghost, and the scariest thing of all... corporate takeovers. Listen to the new episode... if you dare...

Currently Brainstorming: Owen's Very Cursed Day, Schrodinger's Podcast, Doki Doki Corpse Bride Club, Hostile Takeovers, The Blockening Part 10: Laika Studios, Cultural Differences, Hardcore Trunk or Treat, Shrewsbury Callout, Jay Says Trans Rights, The Blockening Part 11: Ben Shapiro, & Honey: *you feel uncomfortable* (2019 Experiment).

Music:

Intro: Baffy, Money Man
Break: Baffy, The Numberless Circling Cows of the Crop (Cow Pie)
Outro: Baffy, Purple Wine
Twitter: @totccast
Email: totccast@gmail.com
Patreon: www.patreon.com/totccast
Discord: discordapp.com/invite/fkZGJuy
Website: www.totccast.com

Oct 31, 2019
Episode 48 - Epic Dead Sister Prank
00:55:01

This time around, the lads put a young science boy through some harrowing shit, make a new superhero team in space, make sex fun (finally) and partake of the finest cuts of dong this side of the Thames. Yet more goofs and good products from the boys you love!

Currently Brainstorming: Knee Girls, Spicy Bath, Jim Pachmans, Flat, Long, Cock Rings, The Cock Fridge, Filet-min-Dong, Royal Squalor, Owen Goes Ghost, Snok X, Just a dash of Ashton, Consentecles, & Sad Sentinels: Sonic and the Rest (2019)

Music:

Intro: Baffy, Money Man
Break: Baffy, The Numberless Circling Cows of the Crop (Cow Pie)
Outro: Baffy, Purple Wine
Twitter: @totccast
Email: totccast@gmail.com
Patreon: www.patreon.com/totccast
Discord: discordapp.com/invite/fkZGJuy
Website: www.totccast.com

Oct 09, 2019
Episode 47 - Belle Delfurby
00:54:36

This week, the lads do the stuff you love, like make a Finger Puppet Monstrosity, help a soft drink create the corporate monopoly it needs to lauch us into an Eleven Herbs and Spices Cyberpunk Future, and make a Furby you can fuck. Oh and there's more Jojo jokes. It's all here and it's all completely fucking putrid.

Currently Brainstorming: Dental Jokes, Love Island: The Video Game, 11 Herbs and Spices, Vimto Piss, Lomg Sex Furby, Owen's Bounty, Rob Paulson is Yoko Taro, Planet Brexit, The Dio Room, Kid Wranglin: With Micheal Cera, Mouse Puppet Clitoris, Megalovania Shitposting, & Yoffie Presents FMA:B Tummy Theatre


Music:

Intro: Baffy, Money Man
Break: Baffy, The Numberless Circling Cows of the Crop (Cow Pie)
Outro: Baffy, Purple Wine
Twitter: @totccast
Email: totccast@gmail.com
Patreon: www.patreon.com/totccast
Discord: discordapp.com/invite/fkZGJuy
Website: www.totccast.com

Sep 08, 2019
Episode 46 - Unseasoned Plastic
00:57:14

The boys are on a fucking roll this week, as our capitalist asses do the nasty thing to expoit your memories for profit. This week, we teach the boomers how to bend, ressurect Demons from the Ninth Pit, give a child an egG, and given Helen Mirren the Minerals she so desperately needs. It's think of the children!

Currently Brainstorming: Robo-Hosts, Microwave Crimes, KFC-Bending, Meat Destiny, Apple 'Nades, "Teleport, Teleport, Attack", Booster Pack Gambling, The Bone Suite, Loose Egg in a bag, Bear Revelations, & T-Bag: Feat. Helen Mirren's Balls

Music:

Intro: Baffy, Money Man
Break: Baffy, The Numberless Circling Cows of the Crop (Cow Pie)
Outro: Baffy, Purple Wine
Twitter: @totccast
Email: totccast@gmail.com
Patreon: www.patreon.com/totccast
Discord: discordapp.com/invite/fkZGJuy
Website: www.totccast.com

Aug 25, 2019
Episode 45 - Another TOTC Clip Show
00:49:40

The boys are big dummies that just sort of... forgot to record an episode this week? So in it's stead, Owen has thrown together some of the best bits from the last year and a half of doing this dumb show, and splaying them up, back to back, for your enjoyment.
It might be old, and barely qualifies as gold, it's Think of the Children!

 

Music: 

Intro: Baffy, Money Man
Outro: Baffy, Purple Wine
Twitter: @totccast
Email: totccast@gmail.com
Patreon: www.patreon.com/totccast
Discord: discordapp.com/invite/fkZGJuy
Website: www.totccast.com 

Aug 17, 2019
Episode 44 - Soapy Grind Shoes
00:52:18

We took another break, so sue us. However, we're back on our weekly bullshit! Owen gets hyperfixated on a specific type of wine, Jay commits fully to canibalism, and the boys go totally tubular and ressurect a "beloved" piece of 90's fashion. It's all here on this week's Think of the Children!

Currently Brainstorming: The Cucking Stool, The Baby Pocket, Viva-Piniata-Oh!, Vermouth, Anti-Drug Piracy, Medieval Crests, Illiteracy, Banjum-Kazambum, Sexy Pyramid Head, The Soap Shoe Rant, Toeys, & PROleTOEriat


Music: 

Intro: Baffy, Money Man
Break: Baffy, The Numberless Circling Cows of the Crop (Cow Pie)
Outro: Baffy, Purple Wine
Twitter: @totccast
Email: totccast@gmail.com
Patreon: www.patreon.com/totccast
Discord: discordapp.com/invite/fkZGJuy
Website: www.totccast.com 

Aug 05, 2019
Episode 43 - Topping John Malkovich
00:54:11

We're back after a not so short break! This week, Jay and Owen explain their dark sacrament involving the McNamara Family, rocket John Malkovich into new heights of stardom, as John Goodman, create a dark spherical new world in which we drive Micheal Cera insane, and the lads get bamboozled by Capitalism. It's all here, and it's back, baybeee!


Currently Brainstorming: McNamara Stomach Lining, Nald's Eleven, "We're Back, Motherfucker: A Dinosaur's Story", Capcom teases Owen, Bougouise Lions, Capitalism Bamboozles Jay, Seagull Rituals, Genunine Criticisms of Rainbow Capitalism, Retreading Old Ground, & The Poly Planet Experiment (Starring Micheal Cera)

Music: 

Intro: Baffy, Money Man
Break: Baffy, The Numberless Circling Cows of the Crop (Cow Pie)
Outro: Baffy, Purple Wine
Soul Sound: Draconihype, Tortured Soul Used under Creative Commons
Twitter: @totccast
Email: totccast@gmail.com
Patreon: www.patreon.com/totccast
Discord: discordapp.com/invite/fkZGJuy
Website: www.totccast.com 

Jun 19, 2019
Episode 42 - Robotnik's Sperm Emissions (feat. Ismay Hutton)
01:10:16

This week, Jay is off being a good good physics boy, so Ismay Hutton (@aTeacupGamer) joins Owen in the office to do the nasty thing. This week, we go after that good SEO Juice and talk about Sonic. A lot. We also add parrots filled with disinfectant to all supermarkets, create a new iconic piece of merch, and (counterproductivley) fix Ismay's childhood.

Currently Brainstorming: Cool Music and SFX, Sexy Gold Tit Daddy, Wiseau-Posting, Jim Eggman, Ismay is a Cop, Irn-Bru Flavours, A Week-Long Treat!, The Sub leading the Sub, Sonic's Ass, The Blockening Part 9: Sonic the Hedgehog, Dab on the Fash, The Important Questions, The Oldiest of Timeys, Invisible Potty, & Charlie's Angels 3: Ismay's Robo Moms

Music:
 Intro: Baffy, Money Man
 Break: Baffy, The Numberless Circling Cows of the Crop (Cow Pie)
 Outro: Baffy, Purple Wine
 Used under Creative Commons

Twitter: @totccast
 Email: totccast@gmail.com
 Patreon: www.patreon.com/totccast
 Discord: discordapp.com/invite/fkZGJuy
 Website: www.totccast.com

May 05, 2019
Episode 41 - The Pied Piper
00:58:37

Buckle the fuck up, kids, this one gets wild. Owen finds he's closer to a folk tale than he might think, Jay ingests crocodile penis, we dunk on horses and find help a young boy find the chaos emeralds. Strap in, get ready to laugh.

Currently Brainstorming: Throwbacks, Bat Puns, Berserk Cauldron, Oblivion Soapbox, Cyber Dong, The Blockening Part 8: Danny DeVito, Captain Large, Outdated Animals, Musk, Jubblies, Street Sea Cucumbers, The Return of Fuck Jigsaw, That Damn 4th Chaos Emerald, Bleach Enemas, & Ben 10: The After Years

Music:
Intro: Baffy, Money Man
Break: Baffy, The Numberless Circling Cows of the Crop (Cow Pie)
Outro: Baffy, Purple Wine
Used under Creative Commons

Twitter: @totccast
Email: totccast@gmail.com
Patreon: www.patreon.com/totccast
Discord: discordapp.com/invite/fkZGJuy
Website: www.totccast.com

Apr 21, 2019
Episode 40 - Budgie destroys Anime
00:49:31

We're back after a week off! This week, the lads do some truly terrible shit to a *lot* of planes, give Ballet an all new cultural significance, create a fun new video game about MILFs, and help a plucky little helicopter destroy all of anime. Also mid-2000's memes get a resurgance, it's buck-wild.

Currently Brainstorming: Jay gets Fingerblasted, G-Spot Placement, Angelina Ballerina's Joint Problems, Ahegao Plane-Chan, Owen Explains a Joke, Jojo the Jet Plane, soisoisoi, Bears, Harvest Moon: Tofuden, An Official Callout, Weeb Friends Remover: Fire Red/Leaf Green, & My Mother's Protagonist Energy Transfered into me and now I have Radiation Poisoning! Z

Music:
Intro: Baffy, Money Man
Break: Baffy, The Numberless Circling Cows of the Crop (Cow Pie)
Outro: Baffy, Purple Wine
Used under Creative Commons

Twitter: @totccast
Email: totccast@gmail.com
Patreon: www.patreon.com/totccast
Discord: discordapp.com/invite/fkZGJuy
Website: www.totccast.com

Apr 11, 2019
Episode 39 - Viral Cum Vectors
00:50:37
Yes, we're really calling the episode that, no we don't care about optics. The boys are back, sporting a fresh new look! This week, we make one old woman the new cornerstone of all anime, take on a military contract and make a rad new Nintendo 64 game. It's the boys you love with a fresh coat of paint! Currently Brainstorming: Bad Jokes, Cock Exercises, Dirty Money Boy, The Blockening Part 7: Chaka Khan, Spoon Oba-san: New Shonen Protagonist, Ballistic Beyblades, Alan Cumming in a Box, The Twitter Bear, Another Anime Tangent, Pick Up Lines, Sean Astin's Monster Musume, Jay just reads a Wikipedia Page Synopsis, Mr. Jones' Lizard Fuckin' Pills, Virgin Soul Lube, & Turok: Dinosapien (N64 Video Game) Music: Intro: Baffy, Money Man Break: Baffy, The Numberless Circling Cows of the Crop (Cow Pie) Outro: Baffy, Purple Wine Soul Sound: Draconihype, Tortured Soul Used under Creative Commons Twitter: @totccast Email: totccast@gmail.com Patreon: www.patreon.com/totccast Discord: discordapp.com/invite/fkZGJuy Website: www.totccast.com
Mar 27, 2019
Episode 38 - Podcastiversary
00:53:40
It's our birthday, and we'll podcast if we want to! We've been ruining childhoods for a calendar year now, so we decided to go back to our first episode and re-ruin all the stuff we did then, with a hot new twist. This week, we teach the children vital office skills, send the office to Deep Space, create a dark clown entity and ask "What if Children raised babies?". It's all here in this Birthday Special of Think of the Children! Currently Brainstorming: The Herpes of Podcasts, Minion Love Eggs, The Office: Deep Space 9, Incel Categorization, Chernobyl Tourism, Jay's True Self, Runescape for Microsoft Office 2019, Comrade Raven: The Pagan Communist, Specialist Shlurp Correspondent, My Name is Ozymandias, Jim Broadbent VS. The Machines, A Very Horny Bionicle Fuck Adventure, Piss, Bojangles the Clown Pimp Cryptid, & Rugrats (2019 Reality Show) Music: Intro: Baffy, Money Man Break: Baffy, The Numberless Circling Cows of the Crop (Cow Pie) Outro: Baffy, Purple Wine Soul Sound: Draconihype, Tortured Soul Used under Creative Commons Twitter: @totccast Email: totccast@gmail.com Patreon: www.patreon.com/totccast Discord: discordapp.com/invite/fkZGJuy Website: www.totccast.com
Mar 13, 2019
Episode 37 - I Have No Butthole, And I Must Shit.
00:53:22
This week, the boys make up for Jay forgetting about the gays so often, by getting very very gay! This week, we make some art-house cinema, some fun new cocktails, and make children terrified of the thing they love most! Come in, stay a while, we have Greek Statues... Currently Brainstorming: Finishing the Fight, The Gooseberry Fool Returns, Stupid Sexy Mobius, Shogeki no Arisu, Blood and Blood (Period), Vodka Sharts, Hugh Jackman Railing Someone, Watch my Chops: I love You, Numerical Neckbeards, Suncream Flavoured Troll Cum, Ray's Good, Ol' Dick Holsters, & Minions: Fuck 'Em Music: Intro: Baffy, Money Man Break: Baffy, The Numberless Circling Cows of the Crop (Cow Pie) Outro: Baffy, Purple Wine Used under Creative Commons Twitter: @totccast Email: totccast@gmail.com Patreon: www.patreon.com/totccast Discord: discordapp.com/invite/fkZGJuy Website: www.totccast.com
Mar 09, 2019
Episode 36 - Animal Dick
00:57:19
WELP. We jump the horny shark a little bit on this one, gang, won't lie. However, it's still very good. This week, Owen and Jay make a tremendous discovery, put discuss the finer details of Racoon sex, and raise an army of Chinchillas. It's all here and it's all gross. Currently Brainstorming: Chinchilla Delivery Service, The Final Boss of Rat Fucking, Teenage Mutant Bachelor Turtles, Cock Maths, Rupert the Bear is a Chode, The Gooseberry Fool, A Discovery, Barb: the Pervert, Big Ol' Bat Biddies, Sonic the Hedgehog's Sexual Exploits, The Blinding of Owen, Jumping the Horny Shark, The Other Fuck, Mr. Beefcurtains, & Quickdraw McGraw: He has hands now. Music: Intro: Baffy, Money Man Break: Baffy, The Numberless Circling Cows of the Crop (Cow Pie) Outro: Baffy, Purple Wine Used under Creative Commons Twitter: @totccast Email: totccast@gmail.com Patreon: www.patreon.com/totccast Discord: discordapp.com/invite/fkZGJuy Website: www.totccast.com
Mar 03, 2019
Episode 35 - Fuckin' Jeremy
00:51:39
It's a few days late, because production schedules, am I right? This week, Jay brings a chaotic energy into the studio, which in turn, affects the podcast. However, we still create a Lovecraftian nightmare, give a cryptid a reality show, and create a dastardly serial killer that would *get it*. It's more you love from the boys you love! Currently Brainstorming: Jay forgets the gays exist, The Shadow over Balamory, Jay forgets the Hoobs exist, Smnmsnmmnsgnger, The Personality Forge, Useful Children, The Gloved One, Painful Memories of Childhood Love, A Stranger's Cum, More Fart Jokes, The Blockening Part 6: Jedi's Paradise, Portland Bill: The Pirate Cryptid, Goonies: The Later Years, Fuck Jigsaw: The Jigsaw that Fucks, & Think of the Children (2019 Podcast/The Pyramid Scheme) Music: Intro: Baffy, Money Man Break: Baffy, The Numberless Circling Cows of the Crop (Cow Pie) Outro: Baffy, Purple Wine Used under Creative Commons Twitter: @totccast Email: totccast@gmail.com Patreon: www.patreon.com/totccast Discord: discordapp.com/invite/fkZGJuy Website: www.totccast.com
Feb 23, 2019
Episode 34 - Con-Man Cat-Mortgage
00:49:33
The boys are back in town! This week, Owen and Jay discuss a fun new tasty, and deadly, microtransaction. That's just the start! Also, half the goddamn episode disappears into the ether and we had to record a new second half! But despite that it's still really really good? We're firing on full this week! Currently Brainstorming: The Aardvark Wars, Owen's Noble Steed, Mr. Kipling Battle Packs, Fuck the Pandas, Fire Bars, How to make content, Take 2, Hard-On Tim, Dangermau5, Website Absorption, The Cosmic Cat, & Dr. Snuggles: The Cursed Tapes Music: Intro: Baffy, Money Man Break: Baffy, The Numberless Circling Cows of the Crop (Cow Pie) Outro: Baffy, Purple Wine Used under Creative Commons Twitter: @totccast Email: totccast@gmail.com Patreon: www.patreon.com/totccast Discord: discordapp.com/invite/fkZGJuy Website: www.totccast.com
Feb 13, 2019
Episode 33 - Toy Story Murder Party
00:56:51
Jay's back and he's hornier than ever. In this All-Disney/Pixar episode of Think of the Children, we make some Kingdom Hearts jokes, make ocean cum, and make Harvey Wienstien no longer alive! Currently Brainstorming: Kingdom Hearts Jokes, Think of the Children: A Musical, Contract Law, Brexit Update!, Ocean Cum/Land Cum, Telling Harvey Wienstien to kill himself, 2019: Ha, Gay, Shang's Abs, "the Huns be nasty", Brothers Grimm: The Anime, Animal Fucking Hole, Meme Review Part 2, Xehanort Powers & NCIS: Zootopia Music: Intro: Baffy, Money Man Break: Baffy, The Numberless Circling Cows of the Crop (Cow Pie) Outro: Baffy, Purple Wine Used under Creative Commons Twitter: @totccast Email: totccast@gmail.com Patreon: www.patreon.com/totccast Discord: discordapp.com/invite/fkZGJuy Website: www.totccast.com
Feb 01, 2019
Episode 32 - Nega-Gummidge (feat. Bonnie Lewis)
00:53:58
This week, Jay is off to do his exams, so Owen is joined in the offices by friend of the show, voice of Ronah on Not Saving the Realm and good Dad, Bonnie Lewis! This week, we do something significant for Mumford and Sons, revive classic 70's Stop Motion, and give Seth Green work, cause lord knows he needs it. Currently Brainstorming: Futher's Day, Brian and Woman, Dick Tounges, Bonnie ages before our very eyes, Here Comes Mumford and Sons, Piss Foods, Meat Syrup, The Blockening Part 5: JK Rowling, Pagbuss, The Big Toke, Soup Dragon Law, & Neon Genesis Eveclangelion Music: Intro: Baffy, Money Man Break: Baffy, The Numberless Circling Cows of the Crop (Cow Pie) Outro: Baffy, Purple Wine Used under Creative Commons Twitter: @totccast Email: totccast@gmail.com Patreon: www.patreon.com/totccast Discord: discordapp.com/invite/fkZGJuy Website: www.totccast.com
Jan 20, 2019
Episode 31 - Paragon/Renegade Zoo Survival
00:56:09
It's 2019, and your favorite boys are back in the office! Jay's got a new mic, Owen has a new sense of self-worth and it's all fucking rosy. This week, we have children fighting animals, children fighting with extinct animals, Murder Most Foul, and a Sociopathic Journalist! It's all here, and it's all the worst on Think of the Children! Currently Brainstorming: The Future!, Children Drinkin' Whiskey, Nald the Finance/Legal/Security Dragon, Municipal Zoo Planning, Oswald And Jeff, Jetsunma Tenzin Palmo: A Real Life Hero, The Dinosaur Shit Fighting Show, Chronal Crimes, Dragons Fucking Cars, Murderous Sea Captains, Barista Hot Cocklate, Jay goes off on Art again, ScarJo Riffs, & Goldie Gold and Action Jack: The Untold Story Music: Intro: Baffy, Money Man Break: Baffy, The Numberless Circling Cows of the Crop (Cow Pie) Outro: Baffy, Purple Wine Used under Creative Commons Twitter: @totccast Email: totccast@gmail.com Patreon: www.patreon.com/totccast Discord: discordapp.com/invite/fkZGJuy
Jan 10, 2019
Episode 30 - Think of the Christmas!
00:55:18
Ding Dong Merrily on High, Children, it's Christmas Time here in our office. All the employees have gone home for the holidays... those that survived, anyway. Cha'boys are still here burning the midnight oil for one last blow out show for the year. This week, we punch some babies, give Jesus the chance to bite back, get some kids drunk, and worship the Island Gods. Stuff your face with Turkey and Comedy this holiday season! Currently Brainstorming: Scata, Greg the Intern, Son of the Farmer and Son of the Father, Moordor, Razor Candy, Dessert Trading, Condiment Crimes, Owen's Cloaca Incident, The Cost of Human Life, ASMR, Bendydicks Cumsabunch, Reflections, Anthrax and Cum, & Drunk Nativity (With kids!) Music: Intro: Baffy, Money Man Break: Baffy, The Numberless Circling Cows of the Crop (Cow Pie) Outro: Baffy, Purple Wine Used under Creative Commons Twitter: @totccast Email: totccast@gmail.com Patreon: www.patreon.com/totccast Discord: discordapp.com/invite/fkZGJuy
Dec 20, 2018
Episode 29 - Shriekin' Leader and Visual Criminal
00:52:28
This week, the boys figure out their Wu Tang names and the Wu Tang Names of their pen names. In addition, we give mice the anarchic revolutionary icon they so desperately crave, go round the twist, and finally, reach apotheosis: create furry porn. It's all here this week! Currently Brainstorming: Sewer People/Anime Fans, The Code Word, No Gods, No Masters, Only Mice, Merch Ideas, Pen Names, Sarkastik Contender, Swordballs, Derek, The Aber Frontier, A Forgery, Schulrmp, The Blockening Part 4, Secret Dad: Tony, Anus Mouth, TV Magic, & Dogtanian: A Furry Porn Spectacular Music: Intro: Baffy, Money Man Break: Baffy, The Numberless Circling Cows of the Crop (Cow Pie) Outro: Baffy, Purple Wine Used under Creative Commons Twitter: @totccast Email: totccast@gmail.com Patreon: www.patreon.com/totccast Discord: discordapp.com/invite/fkZGJuy
Dec 14, 2018
Episode 28 - Pour one out for Porn
00:47:09
With the news that Tumblr is waging a war on porn, we pick up the slack and do what is probably our horniest episode yet. Which is saying a lot, especially for us. This week, we create a fun new fruit snack, make some original IP and teach the children the value of disappointment. Currently Brainstorming: Female Presenting Nipples, The Poddy Awards, Stealth Rock, Cum Fly with Me, Musical Interludes, Fullmetal Big Cook, The Harem Department, Making something better?, iPodcast, With Apologies to Ms. Hutton, TOTC: The Video Game, Dadson, Queen Delano, & Lunchable Predictions Music: Intro: Baffy, Money Man Break: Baffy, The Numberless Circling Cows of the Crop (Cow Pie) Outro: Baffy, Purple Wine Used under Creative Commons Twitter: @totccast Email: totccast@gmail.com Patreon: www.patreon.com/totccast Discord: discordapp.com/invite/fkZGJuy
Dec 06, 2018
Episode 27 - The End?
00:56:07
Is this The End of Think of the Children? I mean, no, it isn't, but we got you there for a second, huh? This week, we take a look at some magnetic toys, some marionettes and create a potato abomination of which we are ashamed. Enjoy! Currently Brainstorming: Name Confusion, Nonchalant Murderers, Jay's Brazzer's Story, Gundambirds, Hooded Dark Magician, Guns of the Podcastriats, Grim Mask of Joy, The Nineteenth Truth, Professional Foley Work, Too Dark?, Pre-Teen Communist Arms Dealing, Gestalt Potato Consciousness, Orgasm Clickbait, Sonic Transmutation, & Barney the Dinosaur (2018) Music: Intro: Baffy, Money Man Break: Baffy, The Numberless Circling Cows of the Crop (Cow Pie) Outro: Baffy, Purple Wine Used under Creative Commons Twitter: @totccast Email: totccast@gmail.com Patreon: www.patreon.com/totccast Discord: discordapp.com/invite/fkZGJuy
Nov 30, 2018
Episode 26 - Crust of Butt Meat
00:57:50
I mean no hyperbole when I say that this is our best episode yet. It's a yuck a minute, we really on the fuckin ball with this one. As well as giving Cera some work, we also kick Jeff Bezos around some, break Jay's heart, and send some puppets off to war. It's a fucking *rollercoaster* my dudes. Currently Brainstorming: McNamara = Best Girl, Juggling Fish, DDPS, The Sword of Damassstinks, Horsepowers, Micheal Cera: The Movie, Big Powerful Heart, Dogwelder, Puppet Vietnam, Boypusi, Jeff Bezos Cock Assault, Jay Wins, & It Came from the Butt Music: Intro: Baffy, Money Man Break: Baffy, The Numberless Circling Cows of the Crop (Cow Pie) Outro: Baffy, Purple Wine Used under Creative Commons Twitter: @totccast Email: totccast@gmail.com Patreon: www.patreon.com/totccast Discord: https://discordapp.com/invite/fkZGJuy
Nov 15, 2018
Episode 25 - Randy Socialist Bears
00:46:11
We're still off schedule, but we ain't stopping! This week, the boys reach deep into the Bear well. Owen creates a fantastic new anime OP, Jay hates art, and the boys kill a bunch of aspiring celebrities while they race towards a boat. Currently Brainstorming: Jay's Dick, Animal Economics, Pot Shots at Nomura, BTEC Lego, Bearem Anime, Hetalia 2: We all fuckin' a Bear, Corbyn-Senpai, Real Truths, Favours for Corbyn, Ha, Got 'Em, The best advice Jay has ever given, & Blue Peter: Worldwide Music: Intro: Baffy, Money Man Break: Baffy, The Numberless Circling Cows of the Crop (Cow Pie) Outro: Baffy, Purple Wine Record Scratch by Luffy Anime Interlude: TAIATARI★Romance feat. GUMI, Souichi Sakagami (Trial & Error) Used under Creative Commons Twitter: @totccast Email: totccast@gmail.com Patreon: www.patreon.com/totccast
Nov 10, 2018
Episode 24 - Jack Skellington Dick Tattoos
01:04:44
After the spirits got inside Owen's PC and done broke it, it's our Halloween special! Only 4 days late! Which is incredibly on brand for us, if you think about it. This week, we get very horny, drag each other to hell and ruin a cult classic, all while talking about various types of jizz. So you know, on brand again. Currently Brainstorming: Jay's Pussy, A very horny Halloween, Finance Bag, Communist Dragon Utopia, Ghost Truck, Five Nights at Freddies the ARG, A very Christian Podcast, A Yorkshire Lass and the Frog, Pret Proximity, Virgin Grandmothers, Duck Cum, Bus Bus Plane Crash, The Anime Sins, Garbage Boy Stink Man, Eternal Smashmouth, Pussy Pussy Poo, The Shining 2: Still Shinin', & Hocus Pocus: Directed by and starring Stephen King Music: Intro: Baffy, Money Man Break: Baffy, The Numberless Circling Cows of the Crop (Cow Pie) Outro: Baffy, Purple Wine Used under Creative Commons Twitter: @totccast Email: totccast@gmail.com Patreon: www.patreon.com/totccast
Nov 04, 2018
Episode 23 - For the Dogs
00:46:50
The title is a funny joke about how the episode is both weirdly centred around dogs, and also how it's because we're ill. It's funny. Laugh. Either way, the boys are back off hiatus to continue to do that funky thing they do so good and mess your nostalgia up proper, like, guv. Currently Brainstorming: Cap Conversion, Jay kills the brand, We lose the dang plot, Roach out to Nike, Fartgate, Jay's Pantsu, Dynamo Sneakers, Tandem Bodily Functions, A Scientific Debate, RAF Recruitment Dog, Funny D-Day Jokes, Audio Hell, A Dramatic Reading, Purina is made of Cats!, Owen becomes Yokai, & Sword Art Online III: Dog's Life Online Music: Intro: Baffy, Money Man Break: Baffy, The Numberless Circling Cows of the Crop (Cow Pie) Outro: Baffy, Purple Wine Used under Creative Commons Twitter: @totccast Email: totccast@gmail.com Patreon: www.patreon.com/totccast
Oct 24, 2018
Episode 22 - Sonic the Orphan
00:46:48
A day late, sure, but we still here! Jay is back and has virtually nothing to contribute. This week, we sell out, invent a new type of nature documentary, introduce a new segment and break a few eggs. Currently Brainstorming: Hot Otaku, Phantom Flatmates, Sexual Congress, Mini? Cheddars, Radioactive Spider Cum, Holy St. Brendan, No Blood, Just Spiders, Owen potentially ruins his life, Shit-Eatin' Tim, McHacks, Reggie Fils-Amie Mech Suit, Pulling a Jay, Grapes, Just straight up pornography, & The Magic Omlette Music: Intro: Baffy, Money Man Break: Baffy, The Numberless Circling Cows of the Crop (Cow Pie) Outro: Baffy, Purple Wine Used under Creative Commons Twitter: @totccast Email: totccast@gmail.com Patreon: www.patreon.com/totccast
Sep 27, 2018
Episode 21 - Wet Hot American Podcast (feat. #Relevent)
00:52:18
This week, Jay has fucked off to Spain, and therefore missed out on this three-way (podcast) between Owen and the hilarious ladies from the #relevant podcast, Erin and Kaedi! Join us as we talk about Sex Amazon, killing children on the playground and on the Oregon Trail via opioids! It's a fucking buck-wild ride, dog, buckle up. Currently Brainstorming: The Shrek Experience, Shittin' Diseases, Snake Oil Alchemy, A list of British Things, Healthcare Deep Cuts, Beanie Babies but Drugs, We go to a Zoo, Bougie Meals on Wheels, Owen's Condom Emporium, Sex Amazon, Free Ice Cream!, Pimping Ryan Gosling, The complete opposite of the show, And Children killing themselves for Sport Get more #relevant! Twitter: @Weresorelevant Podcast: http://ow.ly/S1Hm30j8OOv Erin: @realeringarnett Kaedi: @KaediAnn Music: Intro: Baffy, Money Man Outro: Baffy, Purple Wine Used under Creative Commons Twitter: @totccast Email: totccast@gmail.com Patreon: www.patreon.com/totccast
Sep 19, 2018
Episode 20 - Fraiserology
01:00:38
The Exec Boys Made Good are back for another episode. This week, we tackle the impeccable acting skills of Brendan Fraiser, Weeaboos, Jedward, and sliding into the DM's of the Commander in Chief. You're welcome ;) Currently Brainstorming: Dog Rights, Dressing Gown Etiquette, A Field Guide to Dragons, Charisma given Flesh, An Amazing Beautiful Good Boy, Harassing Famous People, Brendan Fraiser Induced Semen, The Vaping/E-Cig Confusion, Pop Stars in Platemail, The Jedward Experiment, Jaeger, The Very Active Jedward Fandom, Obstruction of Justice, Cheeto Seduction: A Radio Play, Jay Rage, Spanish 101, & Beyblade with Fidget Spinners Music: Intro: Baffy, Money Man Outro: Baffy, Purple Wine Record Scratch by Luffy Used under Creative Commons Twitter: @totccast Email: totccast@gmail.com Patreon: www.patreon.com/totccast
Sep 12, 2018
Episode 19 - Big Band Cryptids
00:54:33
The boys are back in town, this week mainly hitting up shows about bands featuring rodents and marsupials. We also fuck around with cryptids and Dolph Lundgren, which is a recipe for disaster. Currently Brainstorming: Amateur Topology, Nald/Noel the Gold Dragon, The Not so Secret Saturdays, Interview with a Monster, The Meme Review, Hedgehog Canon, Mouse Science, Rastamouse: Behind the Music, Jay reads off yet another *fucking* IMDb page, The Robotnik/Eggman Confusion, A Taxfunded Robot Conversion Machine, and Dolph Lundgren's Brain Jitsu (A series of University Lectures) Music: Intro: Baffy, Money Man Outro: Baffy, Purple Wine Used under Creative Commons Twitter: @totccast Email: totccast@gmail.com Patreon: www.patreon.com/totccast
Sep 06, 2018
Episode 18 - Pansexual Pandemic
00:55:08
After another strage break, Owen and Jay return in a tour de force to talk about boning on the high seas, geometry wars, the French Aesthetic and go off on yet more weird tangents. It's all you love from the boys you love, it's Think of the Children! Currently Brainstorming: Fake Lottery Tickets, Extraplanar Rhombuses, Lizard Porn, The Shadow over the Big Blue House, Cosmic Barber, The sad truth about gay pirates, Jay continues to read cast lists off IMDB, Butch Hartman strikes again, Jay's terrible opinions, Soy is Unbreakable, [STEPHEN KING], "Night Night, Bigot", and Jojo's Bizzare Big-Top Music: Intro: Baffy, Money Man Outro: Baffy, Purple Wine Used under Creative Commons Twitter: @totccast Email: totccast@gmail.com Patreon: www.patreon.com/totccast
Aug 29, 2018
Episode 17 - Goofy's Dead Body
00:41:39
We're back! This time around, we lean hard into puppetry, old school cartoons, and the terrifying knowledge that we are simply cogs in a machine running slowly towards the heat death of the universe. It's all fun and games on Think of the Children! Currently Brainstorming: Office Architecture, The Bay of Carolina, Nihilism, The chances of anything coming from Hoobland, Good news, everyone!, H472, Another moment of genuine advice, People are ass sometimes, Mysterons=Mysterio, A very sad allegory for capitalism, A Kingdom Hearts Radio Play, and The Very Regular Show Music: Intro: Baffy, Money Man Outro: Baffy, Purple Wine Used under Creative Commons Twitter: @totccast Email: totccast@gmail.com Patreon: www.patreon.com/totccast
Aug 16, 2018
Episode 16 - Ya cannae throw your granny off a stairlift (feat. Ismay Hutton)
01:01:40
This week, we're joined by a special guest, Ismay (aTeacupGamer), and we're all very tired! This translates to us all slowly losing our sanity and Jay turning into a maniacal supervillain Currently Brainstorming: A Prepared Statement, Pizza Gremlins, Nautical Sex, A Very Horny Fish Themed Zoombini Fuck Adventure, Monika gets in the waveforms, Snake Girls/Snake Guns, A fun new murder contraption, Johnathan Freeman, The original Dickbutt, Pissburg Pigs, Comedy 101, Anime Eyes, Owen and Ismay lose their goddamn minds, Defenestration, Jay starts chatting shit Jay extends our pain Jay causes us to beg for death Just Jay. Get more Ismay! Twitter: @aTeacupGamer Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/ateacupgamer Music: Intro: Baffy, Money Man Outro: Baffy, Purple Wine Used under Creative Commons Twitter: @totccast Email: totccast@gmail.com Patreon: www.patreon.com/totccast
Aug 02, 2018
Episode 15 - Good Grief, It's Lit
00:53:56
This episode is really horny for some reason? We talk about fuckin' like a lot, idk. There are jokes in here, too though, so it's all good stuff as per. Currently Brainstorming: Subway Mathematics, Jay's Travel Stories, Glacier Pacing, Innuendo Jinx, Dick Jokes... again, The Bubonic Plague, Banana Hype, You're a rapper, Charlie Brown! Music History with Professor Jay, Beautiful Boy Band Simulator 2016, Straight* up Fuckin', Be horny, get success, and Noctis and the Holograms Music: Intro: Baffy, Money Man Outro: Baffy, Purple Wine Used under Creative Commons Twitter: @totccast Email: totccast@gmail.com Patreon: www.patreon.com/totccast
Jul 25, 2018
Episode 14 - Orange Quadrant
00:50:41
We're broadening our horizons here at TOTC, now everything is welcome. TV, Movies, Toys, Food, The Outdoors, The concept of youth itself, it's all here and all ripe for destruction... Currently Brainstorming: The Goblin Curse, Politics!, An expanded perspective, Rita, Atrius [sic], Action Bloke, The Book of Cretins, Space Pineapple, Frozen Vodka, Toilet Humour, Sentient Plastic Collosi, The steely embrace of Mecha-Christ, and Battle Royale. Music: Intro: Baffy, Money Man Outro: Baffy, Purple Wine Used under Creative Commons Twitter: @totccast Email: totccast@gmail.com Patreon: www.patreon.com/totccast
Jul 18, 2018
Episode 13 - Has Owen been with a Man?
00:43:27
This week, we're back to being idiots surrounding a box, lean hard into hot puppet on puppet action, force political dichotomies to co-exist in literally the same body, and discuss vore some more because of course we do. Also Owen talks about musicals again, because he's a jackass. Currently Brainstorming: Utter failure, The worst pun, Jizz, Too Many Heathers references, Wolfenstein Tween, Muppets in Westeros, One Fine Day, The invisible hand of the free market, Polar Bear Etymology, The Devil's Lettuce, Derek the Kingpin, Bill and Ben (2018 Movie) Music: Intro: Baffy, Money Man Outro: Baffy, Purple Wine Used under Creative Commons Twitter: @totccast Email: totccast@gmail.com Patreon: www.patreon.com/totccast
Jul 12, 2018
Episode 12 - Warrior Cat Genetics
00:53:06
We're getting intellectual at TOTC Towers and are taking a look at some books! They're like TV without pictures. Join us again as we make some children's lives more miserable, ramble for 20 minutes about Warrior Cats and establish a brand new religion... Currently Brainstorming: The Highest Praise, The Great Undertale Debate, Lemony Snickerdoodle's Misery Children, The Duncan Quagmire Defense Squadron, Puddleshine, "Medicine-Cat Apprentice", Really honest critiques out of nowhere, Cat NASA, and The Church of The Harry Potter/My Immortal Neural Net. Music: Intro: Baffy, Money Man Outro: Baffy, Purple Wine Used under Creative Commons Twitter: @totccast Email: totccast@gmail.com Patreon: www.patreon.com/totccast
Jul 04, 2018
Episode 11 - Eating all the Cordyceps
00:39:12
The office is very hot and we probably both have heatstroke, so the format is a little different this week. We roll all of our ideas together into one hot, sticky mess that just gets... everywhere. Also if you actually wanna remake The Last Jedi, this one probably ain't for you. Just a heads up, Currently Brainstorming: Arguing about Mass Effect Fields, Dr. Little's Retro Meme Machine, Star Wars Hot Takes, Willem DaFoe in Drag, +3 Incest Modifiers, Jay grows as a person, Bad Texan Accents, and PewDiePie presents: Treasure Planet, A D&D Actual Play Series (Youtube Red Original). Music: Intro: Baffy, Money Man Outro: Baffy, Purple Wine Used under Creative Commons Twitter: @totccast Email: totccast@gmail.com Patreon: www.patreon.com/totccast
Jun 27, 2018
Episode 10 - Ghost Ninja Rides Again
00:51:18
Jay returns from his voyage into the ether, and he's ready to ruin your childhood like old times. This time we talk about weird animation, dating sims, profound japanese shit, and continue to revolutionise the British prison system. Currently Brainstorming: Ravaged by Disease, Apologies to Jay's Girlfriend, Psycho-Sexual Cowboys, The jokes just stop for a bit, Doki Doki Octopus Dare, Jay annoys Owen's neighbors, Vore, ASMR, More Drag Race, and The Slammer (2018) Music: Intro: Baffy, Money Man Outro: Baffy, Purple Wine Used under Creative Commons Twitter: @totccast Email: totccast@gmail.com Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/totccast
Jun 13, 2018
Episode 9 - We got it in one (Feat. Aemyn Connolly)
00:40:47
This week, Aemyn Connolly of But Yeah Podcast fame enters our esteemed office to discuss a plethora of stuff from down under, including but not limited to, how to become good friends, drowning a man in a barrel and cooking some grub before burning down a hospital. Also Owen talks about some vampire nonsense from Canada for a bit. Currently Brainstorming: The Podcasters we met along the way, Tonal Inconsistencies, More Puppets, Just Worms, Ancient Greek Soap Operas, Owen is consumed by Tommy Wiseau, Time's Inexorable Pull, All Aussie Suicide Squad, and An actual sign-off. Get more of Aemyn!: Twitter: @aemyn/@butyeahpod/@OLBPod Website: www.butyeahpodcast.com Music: Intro: Baffy, Money Man Outro: Baffy, Purple Wine Used under Creative Commons Twitter: @totccast Email: totccast@gmail.com
Jun 06, 2018
Episode 8 - Turn the Water Stone into Wine Stone (feat. Ed Bachta)
00:31:38
This week, Ed Bachta of the UnAired! podcast joins Owen in the office as they discuss a beloved gameshow, a well-remembered Nickcom and a weird piece of children's animation that Owen incepted into the world through sheer force of will and was wildly successful. Currently Brainstorming: Guts 2: The Game Never Stops, Dark Sacrament Cat, Monkey Peyote Smuggling, A show named after a catchprase, That Rascally Hitler, Drake Bell's Nudes, Apologies to Mr. Bachta, Unchristian Hand Motions and Some really good Pokemon Jokes Get more of Ed!: Twitter: @unairedpodcast Website: www.unairedpodcast.com Music: Intro: Baffy, Money Man Outro: Baffy, Purple Wine Used under Creative Commons Twitter: @totccast Email: totccast@gmail.com
May 30, 2018
Episode 7 - Jay's Cybersex Rumpus
00:44:19
This week, Jay says some really problematic shit, but we turn it around into something positive in the end. We also discuss more gameshows, a bold new direction for Dr. Who and what happens when you trap 5 Drag Queens in a room together. Currently Brainstorming: Jay does Pre-Pro, Horse Gimp Masks, Torture disguised as a beauty regime, Really positive shit out of nowhere, The Cryptkeeper on Meth, Food Crimes, Yet another fucking Steven Moffat rant, Toxic Masculinity: The Show, Shangela's Trapped! and Low Blood Sugar. Music: Intro: Baffy, Money Man Outro: Baffy, Purple Wine Used under Creative Commons Twitter: @totccast Email: totccast@gmail.com
May 09, 2018
Episode 6 - Who leads all the Ninjas?
00:42:13
This week, Jay and Owen have a kind of grab bag at video games, tabletop gaming and other tripe before talking about kids TV from the 2000's again. If you wanna hear Jay's voice, this is the episode for you, the boy talks a lot this time around. Currently Brainstorming: Abandoned Cold Opens, Jay shoots Owen's wife, the right way to assault someone's genitals, Dabbing Ninjas, new Guerilla Marketing strategies, Alien Parents, Joey Salads' Just Desserts and Spy Kids: The New Revolution. Music: Intro: Baffy, Money Man Outro: Baffy, Purple Wine Used under Creative Commons Twitter: @totccast Email: totccast@gmail.com
May 02, 2018
Episode 5 - The Adventures of Ghost Ninja & Captain Fuckass
00:35:16
This week, we take a dip into magazine shows, early 3D animation, and create the best gameshow anyone has ever devised. Spoilers: There are tasers. Currently Brainstorming: Da Bungalow, Jay's new corporal form, continuous technical issues, the biggest foreheads, walking dicks, BTEC Beyblades, random apes, anime in real life and an all new Urban Jungle Run. Music: Intro: Baffy, Money Man Outro: Baffy, Purple Wine Used under Creative Commons Twitter: @totccast Email: totccast@gmail.com
Apr 25, 2018
Episode 4 - Don't fight us. We've got Millwall, bruv
00:50:37
Owen is back from Japan, and so in order for him to write the trip off as a business expense, this episode focuses solely on Japanese Anime because like 90% of you are weeaboos anyway. Currently Brainstorming: New Microphones, Bear Hands, Demonology, Really on the nose philosophy, Mr. Dad: Rock Hard, The Official Millwall FC Fancast, Jay Little vs. The World and Code Geass: Ledouche of the Rebellion. Music: Intro: Baffy, Money Man Outro: Baffy, Purple Wine Used under Creative Commons Twitter: @totccast Email: totccast@gmail.com
Apr 18, 2018
Episode 3 - Bees, Honey and a Cannibal
00:52:28
In this episode, we present our pilot, once again for your listening pleasure. Hollywood re-release movies all the time, we're doing the same for the podcast. Currently Brainstorming: Edgy Recess, Stephen Moffat's superpowers, The New Jersey of the UK, Mr. DeVito's emotionally unavailability, dark sacraments, HP Lovecraft, and the new and improved Matilda. Music: Intro: Baffy, Money Man Outro: Baffy, Purple Wine Used under Creative Commons Twitter: @totccast Email: totccast@gmail.com
Apr 11, 2018
Episode 2 - A Chuckle on the Gadget Express
00:37:45
In this episode of Think of The Children, we dabble in marketing, make an enemy of Hidetaka Miyazaki probably forever, and create the most ambitious crossover event of all time. Even more than Smash. Currently Brainstorming: Mr. Blobby's frightening connotations, our deepest fears, lovely boys from Rotherham turned assassins, a new Bloodborne game and Inspector Gadget's light insanity Music: Intro: Baffy, Money Man Outro: Baffy, Purple Wine Used under Creative Commons Twitter: @totccast Email: totccast@gmail.com
Mar 29, 2018
Episode 1 - Rugrats for a Dream
00:52:40
In this episode of Think of The Children, it's only about 50% jokes and 50% very serious media pitching. We know you'll like it though, there's plenty of good stuff in here. Currently Brainstorming: Esoteric Children's Gameshows, Mr. Nomura's Wild Ride, Aliens with butts for faces, a really weird tangent about Pokemon, Chaise-Lounge etiquette and Rugrats (2018). Music: Intro: Baffy, Money Man Outro: Baffy, Purple Wine Used under Creative Commons Twitter: @totccast Email: totccast@gmail.com
Mar 21, 2018