The The One Show Show

By Jon Holmes and Marc Haynes

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Episodes: 146


 Jun 4, 2020


 Jul 23, 2019

Gareth D
 Nov 4, 2018
so tempted to watch the one show, this podcast really is the gateway drug.

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Welcome to The The One Show Show!


Each week, broadcaster and writer Jon Holmes is joined by a special guest to review the past seven days of the BBC's flagship fluff-fest The One Show in forensic detail. Cue the awful theme-tune trumpets!



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Episode Date
TTOSS live at the London Podcast Festival 2022 Part 2
Oct 17, 2022
TTOSS live at the London Podcast Festival 2022 Part 1
Oct 17, 2022
TTOSS LIVE at the London Podcast Festival - Friday 16th September at 7pm!
Aug 31, 2022
S7E10 - Light Ent Hellraiser, Everyone's Ignoring JJ and Welcome Alexandra Stadium
Aug 03, 2022
S7E09 - Daniel Kaluuya Feeds Medicine to Horses, It's Barely TV and Follow Your Chuckledreams
Aug 02, 2022
S7E08 - Harris Someone's Cupboard Anecdote, Greg James' Puzzle Marathon and Ghanian Crab Drawing
Jul 28, 2022
S7E07 - William Shatner’s Corpse Flute, Perky Trunks and David James’s Ja Ja Ding Dong
Jul 27, 2022
S7E06 - No Time For Stardust, Tic Attack TikTok and Let's Be Neutral About The Hell Weather
Jul 20, 2022
S7E05 - Lamprey Sex, Alex Laughs at a Horniman and Adrian Chiles' Alien Chestbuster
Jul 19, 2022
S7E04 - Cyborg Hybrid Mechanised Matt Allwrights, Jermaine’s Robo-Pudding Theft and A Necklace Clanks
Jul 13, 2022
S7E03 - Brown Sugar and Onions, The Bournemouth Sea and Natalie Portman's Confusing Dress
Jul 12, 2022
S7E02 - Serious Cat Acting, Everyone's Saying Pedigree Chum and Let's Record The Dog Noise
Jul 06, 2022
S7E01 - Jermaine Jenas Struggles to Say The Show's Name, One Shoe and Let's All Drive Across A Baby's Nappy
Jul 05, 2022
S6E11 - Surprise Suicide Squad, Brunioli Toniolio and Alex Tases Gyles Brandreth
Oct 27, 2021
S6E10 - Matt Gloss, Jimmy Carr Ignores An Eagle and 16,000 Bottles of Mammal Water
Oct 06, 2021
S6E09 - COCK26, Alex Scott Speaks An English and All Creatures Great and Shit
Oct 05, 2021
S6E08 - Milk Overheads, Jimmy Carr's Key Cutting Cardboard Box and A Toilet Is Rude About Jamie Oliver
Sep 28, 2021
S6E07 - The New Worst TV Interview Of All Time, Twiggy Learns Nothing and A Woman Defies Science Outside Poundland
Sep 27, 2021
S6E06 - Live at the London Podcast Festival 2021 Part 2
Sep 16, 2021
S6E05 - Live at the London Podcast Festival 2021 Part 1
Sep 15, 2021
S6E04 - Petula Clark's Dean Martin Nonecdote, Robots Can't Make Caravans and No Questions For Alesha
Aug 31, 2021
S6E03 - Matt Damon's On The Hamster Wheel, A Bike Hangs Itself and A Static Apartment
Aug 30, 2021
S6 E02 - Gethin's Reminiscence Machine, Richard E Grant Tries A Pizza and Jami Kandel's Zoom
Aug 23, 2021
S6 E01 - Pufflings Aren't Extinct, My Good Friend Humphrey Bogart's Wife and Ice Cream Gets In Your Blood
Aug 22, 2021
Christmas Special (Pt 2): Beverley Knight Entices A Family Outside, Nonecdotes and Christmas Is Coming and So Is A Sheep
Dec 24, 2020
Christmas Special (Pt 1): David Walliams' Nazi Gorilla, Rain On Dark, Dark Tarmac and Ronan Keating's Artificial Piano
Dec 23, 2020
Episode 5.28 - Regrets of A Centenarian, Nicolas Wintoning and Alex's Non Prank Call
Jul 15, 2020
Episode 5.27 - You Can #Can't Complain, Yesterday's Pulp and Patronising Posh Pasta
Jul 14, 2020
Episode 5.26 - Sue Barker’s Tudor Pub, Brian May’s Bum and Let's Review Grease
Jul 02, 2020
Episode 5.25 - Esther's Dolly Men, Black Eyed Penises and Hot Aspect Ratio Chat
Jul 01, 2020
Episode 5.24 - The Puppysprayer, Hold Me Like A Prawn and Save The One Show One
Jun 17, 2020
Episode 5.23 - Edward Colston Meets The Kids, Amol Nitrate and Rosamund Pike's Dungeon
Jun 16, 2020
Episode 5.22 - Tree Pigs, Maureen Lipman Mouths The F Word and Packham's Left Hanging
Jun 09, 2020
Episode 5.21 - 1000 Dead Rats, Alan Davies' Old Age Crisis and A Bee's Lunch
Jun 08, 2020
Episode 5.20 - Old Wedding Cake, Vesta Vestments and Bonnie Tyler's Bad Rehearsal
May 28, 2020
Episode 5.19 - Bonnie Tyler's Lair, My Neighbours Are Mugs and An Actual Lioness
May 26, 2020
Episode 5.18 - Michael Ball's Whoopsadaisies, Pony Hypnosis and Greyfriars Bobby Syndrome
May 15, 2020
Episode 5.17 - A Dog's Waiting Room, Jamie Cullum's Cables and Thank You Big Corona!
May 14, 2020
Episode 5.16 - Pudsey's Furloughed, Blackadder 2020 and Sam Smith In They House
Apr 29, 2020
Episode 5.15 - Gervais' Eight Bedrooms, Packham's Illegal Woodbathe & Thank Thank You You
Apr 28, 2020
Episode 5.14 - THIS IS LINCOLNSHIRE!, Allwright’s Scam Garage & Chairman Mao(ry Berry)
Apr 23, 2020
Episode 5.13 - Rita Ora, Vera Ora, Kia Ora and Watchdog Will Not Die
Apr 22, 2020
TTOSS minisode: One Show survivor MEL GIEDROYC tells all!
Apr 14, 2020
Episode 5.11 - A Heartfelt Farewell to Matt Baker Part 2: Adebanji's Painting and Alex Gets Wine Emotional
Apr 08, 2020
Episode 5.10 - A Heartfelt Farewell to Matt Baker Part 1: Slime Moulds and Matt In A Box
Apr 07, 2020
TTOSS minisode: One Show survivor Ed Balls tells all!
Apr 04, 2020
Episode 5.08 - Badger Fritzl, A Michael Winner Joint and Dom Joly, Son Of God
Apr 01, 2020
Episode 5.07 - Noseybonk Sexting, Isolated Pouffes and Mel Giedroyc's Nook
Mar 31, 2020
Episode 5.06 - Futuristic Snood, Open Lotus Red Arrows and Raymond Du Geez
Mar 27, 2020
Episode 5.05 - A Murdered Pensioner's House, Chris Ramsey's Big Sigh and Bob The Dog
Mar 26, 2020
Episode 5.04 - Coronavirass, The Aswad Movement and Meet A Welsh Texan
Mar 18, 2020
Episode 5.03 - Good Evening Beavers, Car Park Tough and It's Not Scientific
Mar 17, 2020
Episode 5.02 - 100 Sunglasses, Tell Me I'm Fat Matt and Some Wives
Mar 11, 2020
Episode 5.01 - Matt Baker's Obscene Phonecall, Boring Treasure and Show Me Your Papers!
Mar 10, 2020
SERIES 5 - we're back on Tuesday 10th March TTOSSers!
Feb 26, 2020
Episode 4.28 - Biggins Is Behind You, Lenny Henry's Baps and Let's Kill A Nazi With A Longbow
Dec 20, 2019
Episode 4.27 - Only Fools and Arses, Daddy Bear Nigel Havers and Amol Rajan's Fake Snow
Dec 19, 2019
Episode 4.26 - Gyles Brandreth's Cat, Beasts and Do You Smell Nice For The Ladies and The Gentlemen
Dec 11, 2019
Episode 4.25 - Fare Thee Well Matthew James Baker (2011-2019)
Dec 10, 2019
Episode 4.24 - John Barrowman's Christmas Goatse, Human Books and FOREIGNER?
Dec 04, 2019
Episode 4.23 - Rod Stewart's Alligator Feet, Rural Swearwords and Oh God It's Andy Murray
Dec 03, 2019
Episode 4.22 - Club Tropicana Drinks Have Run Out, “Oscar’s Mouthing”, and Cake is at Stake.
Oct 16, 2019
Episode 4.21 - Fly #MeToo The Moon, Tiger vs. Squirrel and There Is Almost A Penis.
Oct 15, 2019
Episode 4.20 - Gareth Southgate The Bee, Unfrozen Mods and BACK OF THE HEAD, MA GOD!
Oct 10, 2019
Episode 4.19 - Amanda Holden's Accidental Music, The GruffaNO and Romesh Has A Mare
Oct 09, 2019
Episode 4.18 - Broccoli Who, Show Us Your Instrument and At Number 1, It's Son Of A Paedo,
Oct 02, 2019
Episode 4.17 - Sean Bean HATES His Interview, Joe Pesky and Matt Baker 007
Oct 01, 2019
Episode 4.16 - Flick Off A Crab's Eye, Surprise! It's A Crap Surprise and PURE CLUNES
Sep 26, 2019
Episode 4.15 - A Crab Has Sex With A Sponge, McFly McReturn and Matt Nails A Pun
Sep 25, 2019
Episode 4.14 - Angelica Deliveroo, Matt Lands A Joke and Your Smoke Alarm Will Kill Your Kids
Sep 20, 2019
Episode 4.13 - Angelica Bell's Ring, A Giant European and Dame Molly Saturday
Sep 19, 2019
Episode 4.12 - Live at the London Podcast Festival Part 2
Sep 13, 2019
Episode 4.11 - Live at the London Podcast Festival Part 1
Sep 12, 2019
Episode 4.10 - Beach Burglers, Horny/Scared and Obscene Phone Call: The Song
Sep 04, 2019
Episode 4.09 - Everything's Gone Too Sexy, Handbagging and Excessive Brotherly Love
Sep 03, 2019
Episode 4.08 - Drug Rats, The Motown SS and Simon Le Bon Was My Childhood Friend
Aug 28, 2019
Episode 4.07 - Mechanical Children's Finger Extenders, Rabbis Fighting and Matt likes mackerel
Aug 27, 2019
No Rain Stops Play: Wimbledon shuts down The One Show
Jul 09, 2019
Episode 4.06 - Matt Baker AF, Moonpeople and The Pegfield Lulu
Jul 03, 2019
Episode 4.05 - They've Cloned Carol Vorderman, Matt does Live Comedy and The Moon's Birthday
Jul 02, 2019
Episode 4.04 - Don't Tell Richard Curtis Your Idea, Madonna's Gone Difficult and Um Err Like
Jun 26, 2019
Episode 4.03 - Michael Ball's Broken Heart, Knitted Budgies and Mustard: Live At Last!
Jun 25, 2019
Episode 4.02 - Anneka Rice's Imaginary Agent, I Need My Miniature Cheeses and Hovis Science
Jun 19, 2019
Episode 4.01 - A Nazi Walking Stick, Blowers Covers Stormzy and Lovely Toxic Houses
Jun 18, 2019
TTOSS returns! Back in your ears Tuesday 18th June 2019!
Jun 12, 2019
Episode 3.23 - George Clooney Listens To My Stepdad's Guffs, Tortoise Prices and It's Not Belaboured
May 29, 2019
Episode 3.22 - A Teacher Shouts Bum Al Qaeda, Kestrels Eat Queen Victoria and Matt Loves Little Mix
May 28, 2019
Episode 3.21 - My Neighbour is a Plane, Hahaha Cat Illness and An Unsuitable Radio 1 Diary
May 22, 2019
Episode 3.20 - The King of Bowcat, Medicinal Bifters and Tell Me What A Dog Eats
May 21, 2019
Episode 3.19 - Angelica Bell Explains The Universe, Shoe Factory Blue Plaque and the United Kringdom
May 15, 2019
Episode 3.18 - Joe Pasquale's Hilarious Genitals, Dogging UFOs and Bonnie Tyler: The Joke
May 14, 2019
Episode 3.17 - Someone Swears At Matt Baker, Threesomeianus and Funny Mummy Kisschase
May 08, 2019
Episode 3.16 - Worst Line of Duty Ever, Michelle Gayle Hates Magic and Matt Baker's Legwarmers
May 07, 2019
Episode 3.15 - Imagine A 22 Foot Wooden Baby, Bursting Cathedrals and Major Gynaecologists
May 01, 2019
Episode 3.14 - Jason Isaac's Octopus, A Giant Baby and Dalai Lama 2: Electric Boogaloo
Apr 30, 2019
Episode 3.13 - Easter Holiday No-Show Spectacular!
Apr 24, 2019
Episode 3.12 - Badger Ham, Idris Elba's Deprivation Rollerskates and Earlobe Shaming
Apr 17, 2019
Episode 3.11 - Zammo's Key Cubicle, Matt Baker Loves Dog Food and Crying Boy Fires
Apr 16, 2019
Episode 3.10 - Dirty Recliners, Hazard Alley and Shove Your Sub Up Your Bum
Apr 10, 2019
Episode 3.09 - Hidey Horse and Have We Got Have I Got News For You For You (Yes)
Apr 09, 2019
Episode 3.08 - Howard Donald's Lino Theft, Fill Your Booze Boots and the Welsh KKK
Apr 03, 2019
Episode 3.07 - Peppa Pig Class Traitor, Richard Carpenter's Tight Face and Les Dennis Meets The Pope
Apr 02, 2019
Episode 3.06 - Matt Baker's Jason Watkins Handstand Anecdote, Lewes and Getting Shazam Wrong
Mar 27, 2019
Episode 3.05 - Michael the Bumblebee, Why Is No One Angry and An Awful Boy Entrepreneur
Mar 26, 2019
Episode 3.04 - Too Many Pine Martens, Ed Balls' Gap Year and An Eyelash On A Stick
Mar 20, 2019
Episode 3.03 - First Love Ponies, 10% Tess Daly and Elaine Paige's Confusing Fruit Fly Joke
Mar 19, 2019
Episode 3.02 - British Tomatoes, Victorian Beverley Knight and Persecute The Welsh
Mar 13, 2019
Episode 3.01 - Gregg Wallace screams NO, A Man Falls Over and A Tony Hancock Egg Joke
Mar 12, 2019
Episode 2.26 - Alex Jones Reviews TTOSS, Top Flight Time Machine and Bring Back Boob Inspectors
Dec 24, 2018
Episode 2.25 - We Take Scouts Everywhere, Chris Evans's Big House and Samantha Bond Nearly Does The Eyes
Dec 24, 2018
Episode 2.24 - Loans For Ferrets, Olly Murs Won't Go Cruising and Ha Ha The Poor
Dec 19, 2018
Episode 2.23 - Michael Buble's Canadian Delicacy, Dead Men's Coats and Billy Colonoscopy
Dec 18, 2018
Episode 2.22 - Boris Johnson The Egg, Political Biscuits & Sally Phillips's Lewd Hand Gesture
Dec 13, 2018
Episode 2.21 - Matt Baker's Live Felch, Sexual Sausage Machines and Joe Lycett's Poo Tales
Dec 11, 2018
Episode 2.20 - Rob Lowe Doesn't Play A Sax, Angelwing and Alex Jones Upsets The Alarm
Dec 05, 2018
Episode 2.19 - Mick Hucknall's Hot Vomit Hair, Kill Vegans and Let's Whisper At Perverts
Dec 04, 2018
Episode 2.18 - Ruth Wilson Births Her Own Dad, Tales of Almond and A Vicar Has A Sleepover
Nov 28, 2018
Episode 2.17 - Kit Harrington Eats Shit, Your Brother’s Skull Gets Stapled and How To Say Pain Quotidien
Nov 27, 2018
Episode 2.16 - Arise Sir Matt Baker, Pudsey's Drunk and Jane Garvey Swears More Than Us
Nov 22, 2018
Episode 2.15 - Gender-Free Pudsey, Ronan Keating's Private Jet and Oceans of Vomit
Nov 21, 2018
Episode 2.14 - Gyles Brandreth Sends A Woman To Heaven, Pudsey Le Bear and Carol Vorderman's Blue Tits
Nov 14, 2018
Episode 2.13 - Wowsomes, £600 Means Nothing To Rylan and Urrrgh, Salt Tongue
Nov 13, 2018
Episode 2.12 - How We Hoaxed The One Show with Zac and Jay (and Louis Theroux)
Nov 12, 2018
Episode 2.11 - Freddie Flintoff Hates The Moon, Anemone Fighting and Welsh Sewage
Nov 06, 2018
Episode 2.10 - A Magician Goes Wrong, Janus-Womack Is An Alien and It Smells Of Cannabis
Nov 05, 2018
Episode 2.9 - Bomb Dog Love, Paloma Faith's Drizzle Cake and Don't Be Mean to Martine
Oct 30, 2018
Episode 2.8 - A Pig In A Tree, Sexual Blue Peter and Rick Wakeman's Dead Teacher
Oct 24, 2018
Episode 2.7 - Welcome a Fly, Gerard Butler is a Sea-Daddy and Don’t Stab Maisie Williams
Oct 16, 2018
Episode 2.6 - Rod Stewart's Sugar Puffs, ABBA Bjorn's Greek Taverna and Ey Up Roy Batty
Oct 09, 2018
Episode 2.5 - A Man Invents A Dog, Hand-Grenade Canal Fishing and Jenna Coleman Hates Jokes
Oct 02, 2018
Episode 2.4 - A Real Dick of A Peacock, Bonnie Langford and Thingy-Shaped Thingys
Sep 25, 2018
Episode 2.3 - Sea Lice, The Martin Clunes Dog Quiz and A Man Lays A Cable
Sep 18, 2018
Episode 2.2 - Hot Tub Worm Machine, An Awful Child and MN8’s Hatfield Ring Theft
Sep 11, 2018
Episode 2.1 - Nick Knowles Discovers Camelot, the Euthanasia Rollercoaster and Denzel Sees It All
Sep 04, 2018
The The One Show Show Series 2: Coming in September!
Aug 09, 2018
Episode 10: A Bit Of The Best of The The One Show Show Season 1
Jun 26, 2018
Episode 9: Super Mouth Womb, My Wife’s Nuclear Weapon and A Link About Bumming
Jun 19, 2018
Episode 8: Jay Rayner Is A Free Man, Tommy Steele's Boat of Death and Your Dad's Racist
Jun 12, 2018
Episode 7: A Dog Smells A Newt, Dr. Michelle Keegan and Al Murray's Hot Sex Talk
Jun 05, 2018
Episode 6: Bring Me Calpol, A Giftbag and The Severed Head of Sheila Hancock
May 29, 2018
Episode 5: The Guest Is A Cake, Burn The Prick and Here Comes The Woodland Spoonman
May 22, 2018
Episode 4: Racist Impressions, No Pine Martens and the Northern Martin Scorsese
May 15, 2018
Episode 3: Lesbian Cannibals, Farmer Sex and the Ethics of Replacing Matt Baker's Heart
May 08, 2018
Episode 2: Tonight's Guest - Chris Heath!
May 01, 2018
Episode 1
Apr 24, 2018
The The One Show Show trailer
Apr 10, 2018