Born Offside

By David Hooker / Jason Pelham

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This is the podcast Pippo Inzaghi would listen to, because it's about football/soccer by two men/idiots who love nothing more than goals. And just like the world's favorite Italian they have little actual skill. Join them as they give you insight/useless mutterings that you'll remember for the rest of your lives/day.

Episode Date
ENGLAND IS IN THE FINAL!!!
Jul 10, 2021
20202021
Sep 11, 2020
Mbappe and Davies Collide
Aug 21, 2020
Tonight Philippe, you will be Andre Schurle
Aug 17, 2020
The Pool Boy is dead, long live the Lyons
Aug 14, 2020
Hello, my name's Joao Felix
Aug 09, 2020
The Narratives
Aug 06, 2020
Diego Costa's Virginia
Jun 15, 2020
Episode 91: Disinfect Your Muzzle
May 28, 2020
Is Pep staying? Sniff that oil to find out here.
Jan 11, 2020
Happy End of Days (2020)
Jan 01, 2020
We're back
Nov 10, 2019
Episode number: A lot
Sep 24, 2019
Wanton fly boys crush eggs
Sep 07, 2019
Episode 87 - The Golden Pukki
Aug 30, 2019
Mushroom undercut curtains join units in the Premier League
Aug 16, 2019
A new season
Aug 10, 2019
The Last Podcast Ever
Jul 14, 2019
Rinsing Vikings
Jun 30, 2019
DMT vs CLF
May 30, 2019
Crack Poodles in Baku
May 29, 2019
It's not a trophy, it's a plate
May 19, 2019
Troy Deeney is sat at the back of his cage
May 17, 2019
Mancheshter Shitty Vinners!
May 16, 2019
EP77 - Inviting lady fate to do what she does best.
May 11, 2019
Lucas Moura outshines Theresa May
May 09, 2019
Oh, the Brodge
May 07, 2019
EP74 - Working on my settings.
May 03, 2019
EP73 - King Eric's Egg-cock-splatting return!
Apr 27, 2019
Ep 73. Donkey Rhubarb
Apr 22, 2019
EP72 - In Skipp, Spurs must trust
Apr 19, 2019
EP71 - Salah's shot is still soaring!
Apr 16, 2019
Ep. 70 - Getting it all wrong... again.
Apr 13, 2019
Ep. 69 - I remember we have listeners
Apr 08, 2019
Ep. 68 - Pantomime pricks prove prevalent
Mar 15, 2019
In Madrid Sergio Ramos trusts
Mar 06, 2019
Did Sarri get his Willy on?
Feb 27, 2019
Simeone Celebrates in Style
Feb 23, 2019
Ep 64 Davinson Sancho
Feb 14, 2019
Mourinho's back
Feb 12, 2019
Sean Dyche and the voice to behold
Feb 08, 2019
Ooo, Terry Henry. Ooo Terry Henry.
Jan 26, 2019
Ep 59 - Gold covered broken condoms
Jan 10, 2019
Ep 58 - The Eagle has landed!
Jan 01, 2019
Ep 57 - BETTER THAN JESUS!
Dec 28, 2018
Blipping madness.
Dec 14, 2018
Hippy Crack is back in fashion
Dec 08, 2018
Twerking never felt so right
Dec 06, 2018
Swerving Crack-riddled poodles.
Nov 27, 2018
Voulez vous giflet le poulet, se soirée?
Nov 24, 2018
51st Episode Special. Germany are still relegated!
Nov 20, 2018
50th Episode Special - Germany are Relegated!!!
Nov 18, 2018
S2 E? - It's a ridiculous Joke!!
Nov 13, 2018
Nico! Nico! Pass to Daveed! And play with coo-rage!
Nov 09, 2018
Time Zone Tinkerers
Nov 06, 2018
Brozović is my hero, bitch!
Oct 26, 2018
Cherry popping Eddy never considered a baboon to do his dirty work
Oct 19, 2018
S12 E13 - Arise Sir Eric, Vanquisher of the Devil from Madrid
Oct 16, 2018
S2 E12 - Life In Danger
Oct 13, 2018
S2 E11 - Welcome to the new world
Oct 02, 2018
S2 E10 Pony-Tailed-Faced Man
Sep 28, 2018
RELEASE THE RAMS!
Sep 21, 2018
S2 E10 Douglas Costa and the Units
Sep 18, 2018
S2 E9 John Terry and Vlad's wife
Sep 15, 2018
S2 E8 Alison Moyet's near post
Sep 03, 2018
Will He Boly? Will He Boly?
Sep 01, 2018
S2 E7 Grope!!
Aug 28, 2018
S2 E6 Bags of piss
Aug 24, 2018
S2E5 - Kepa the Keeper Kept a Kipper Kit Kat Kuiet
Aug 20, 2018
S2E4 - Buckling knees with anticipation of another Premier League episode of DEATH, DESTRUCTION, and some other DOUBLE D’S!
Aug 17, 2018
S2E3 - A lot better than Wanyama
Aug 13, 2018
S2E2 - Wrong Fee, Wrong Fella
Aug 11, 2018
New Season featuring Jose Mourinho
Aug 06, 2018
Ep 28 - "Golden Dicks and Bonnie Tylers"
Jul 16, 2018
1st, 2nd, 3rd, or 4th? You choose!
Jul 14, 2018
Episode 26
Jul 12, 2018
Ep 25 - "I don't want to talk about it"
Jul 11, 2018
Ep 25 - "My grandmother ran away from Hitler in France"
Jul 10, 2018
Boodoo baadaa - England? In a semi?
Jul 08, 2018
Ep 22 - "No more predictions"
Jul 07, 2018
Ep 21 - "Biting Umtiti, Running with Tite, and Waffles"
Jul 06, 2018
Ep 20 - "A strange new world."
Jul 04, 2018
When waffles meet the rising sun
Jul 03, 2018
The dangers of dullness
Jul 02, 2018
Episode 17
Jul 01, 2018
Episode 16 - The Battle of the Bastards
Jun 30, 2018
Episode 15 - A very special day.
Jun 28, 2018
Ep 14 - "Messi's inner thigh"
Jun 27, 2018
Ep 13 - Life and Football
Jun 26, 2018
Episode 12 - The Worst 6-1 win of all time.
Jun 25, 2018
Episode 11 and the power of Dada Rafa
Jun 24, 2018
Episode 10 and the pubic hair
Jun 23, 2018
Ep 9 - "I want to be Papa NeyNey"
Jun 22, 2018
Ep 8 - "Nutmegging Shakira's Husband"
Jun 21, 2018
Episode 7 "Peanut in the Turd"
Jun 20, 2018
Ep 06. "I was hoping to get this over in 3 minutes."
Jun 19, 2018
Episode 5
Jun 18, 2018
Episode 4
Jun 17, 2018
Episode 3
Jun 16, 2018
Episode 2
Jun 15, 2018
Episode 1
Jun 13, 2018