Two Girls One Mic: The Porncast

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 Jan 25, 2019

 Oct 31, 2018


Everyone's a critic, even with porn. Hosts, Yvette and Alice, discuss the holes and the plot holes of your favorite porn. They're joined by comedians, porn stars, scientists, authors to review films, discuss the industry, and topics that are porn/sex adjacent.

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#24-Is that a D'OH!-nut in your pocket?

D'OH! Alice & Yvette are joined by former Simpsons animator, Anna Maltese (@MalteseAnna) to destroy our childhoods! When Homer gets a new camera, Marge can't help but let her blue hair down and and show us the most "colorful" body paint sex scenes we've ever seen. Alice riding the robot. 
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Feb 13, 2019
#23- The Oscars of Porn

Yvette and Alice recaps Alice's time at the AVNs and AEEs (adult entertainment expo). Link to the now infamous video of her on a motorized pleasure machine. Make sure to support us on Patreon for more videos from the well as to see the weird staircase jacuzzi from her hotel. 

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Feb 06, 2019
#22- Lights! Camera! Cum!

What's it like to direct a porn? What was left on the cutting room floor? Who doesn't listen to porn with the volume blaring? All these questions and more are answered as Alice & Yvette sit down with Lee Roy Myers (@leeroymyers)--film director, producer, screenwriter, and founder of Woodrocket specializing in parody porn! Don't forget to leave us a review! 

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Jan 29, 2019
#21- Cafe Flesh

Alice and Yvette get on a tangent about semen; why Alice is storing a 5 gallon bucket of cum in her closet, how it’s not a cure for back pain, and not to be used for cooking whether it be as glaze or mixed drink. They also review the 1982 post-apocalyptic classic, Cafe Flesh. Bear with us as Alice’s microphone breaks midway through recording and we discuss role-play with milkmen dressed up like rats.

Link to Semen Cookbook.

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Jan 23, 2019
#20- Ghostbusting Hamiltoe

Alice & Yvette are joined by comedian, Eitan Levine (@Eitanthegoalie), who proves anyone can write an AVN nominated porn parody if you just believe in everyone but yourself. They also review This Ain't Ghostbusters XXX and more importantly rack their brains over how the production team hasn't yet been sued.

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Jan 16, 2019
#19-The Big Lebowski XXX

Alice & Yvette are joined by comedian & quicksand connoisseur, Matt Lieb (@mattlieb) to review The Big Lebowski XXX. Learn the unspoken history of quicksand porn, what not to do with a Big Mouth Billy Bass, and our futile hopes of Beta making a comeback as we review the the pornified take on the cult classic. 

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Jan 09, 2019
#18- Reviewing the Porniverse

Yvette and Alice reflect on podcasting in 2018. Of course, they ask the hard hitting questions— would ranch, honey mustard, or Country Crock be good lube? Why aren’t more men offering threesomes with their guy pals? Why are women farting on sheet cakes? Also a discussion on FB, UK, US, and Chinese porn regulations.

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Jan 04, 2019
#17- Venus With A Penis

Alice and Yvette this week interview trans superstar and multiple AVN award winner, Venus Lux @VenusLux. Listen to topics such as Alice's sweater, transitioning, dating within the industry, who is our daddy?, and another plea for creative dick pics which we likely will regret. 

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Venus Lux's Official Site (NSFW)

Dec 28, 2018
#16- Behind the Green Door

Alice & Yvette are joined by comedian/producer/friend Emery Emery (@emeryemeryiito review the 1972 classic, Behind the Green Door. See how three people can spend an hour talking about a porn with no lines, a six-minute slow motion cum shot, and how it's possible to experience death by semen. 

Science Friction
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Dec 21, 2018
#15- Committee for Sexual Inquiry

Alice & Yvette attend CSIcon (Committee for Skeptical Inquiry Conference) and sit down with an ER doctor, a zoologist, and science communicator. Dr. Angela Mattke discusses what to do in event your sexual acrobatics go awry. Timothy Caulfield (@CaulfieldTim) of Netflix's "A User's Guide to Cheating Death", talks Japan, sex dolls, and labia surgery. Dr. Abby Hafer shares with us all the sexual fluidity in the animal kingdom including cross dressing fish, gay seagulls, and measuring balls. 

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Dec 13, 2018
#14- Whorrey Potter And The Sorcerer's Balls

Alice & Yvette tackle the puntastic wizzarding world of Whorrey Potter. A young gay man, Whorrey, is taken to the wizard academy by his joyful drag queen guardian, Fag Hagrid. There he befriends two male students, Himmione and Ron. They try to steal the balls of a feared evil wizard...He Who Must Not Be Laid. 

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Dec 05, 2018
#13- Who's Nailin' Tom Arnold

Alice and Yvette found the most patriotic American to help review porn with them, Tom Arnold (@TomArnold). Join them in reviewing "Who's Nailin' Paylin?", the autobiography of "Serra Paylin" and her tireless dedication to bridging foreign relations with our overly friendly Russian neighbors. Episode includes an accidental cameo by Arnold Schwarzenegger, behind the scenes stories you won't hear elsewhere, and an accidental white supremacist moment. 

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Nov 28, 2018
#12- Full Holes

Loosely based on the American sitcom, see the porn that Bob Saget wished he had made while on the set of Full House. Alice and Yvette review the Pornhub exclusive and tell you whether or not it's more tolerable than Fuller House. 

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Nov 15, 2018
#11- The Meryl Streep of Porn

Alice and Yvette are joined by industry legend, Nina Hartley (@ninaland). The ladies discuss everything from longevity in the industry, gag reflexes, tips to satisfy your partner, pornolingus, anti-porn feminism, sterilization, incels, and much more.

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Nov 08, 2018
#10- Clerks XXX

Alice & Yvette cover the raunchy twist on the cult classic, Clerks, with Manwhore host Billy Procida (@TheBillyProcida). In this, Dana is called in to cover a shift at an adult superstore store on her day off. Her friend Randy helps her pass the time while she has to deal with a slew of sex obsessed customers.  

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Oct 31, 2018
#9- Pump Fiction

Alice & Yvette are joined by comedian/pornstar, Silvia Saige (@silviasaigexxx) to review the porn version of Pulp Fiction...Pump Fiction. In it, Johnny and Sean are two hit men on a hunt for a briefcase with a special toy for their employer, Mr. Marcus. Their day is filled with intense blowjobs, guns, and action. Plus, you'll never guess how the boss's wife, Nikki, is revived after she ODs in the pornified version of the classic scene. 

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Oct 24, 2018
#8- UNTRUE: Female Infidelity & Lust

Alice & Yvette chat with NYT Best Seller, Wednesday Martin (@WednesdayMartin ), on her new book "UNTRUE" and why everything we know about female lust and infidelity is wrong [with the science to back it up]. We also find out straight females are super freaks, which might explain why Alice has dirty thoughts about Captain Crunch. 

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Oct 17, 2018
#7-Operation M.I.L.F.

2/08/2019 Update: It's come to light that Mercedes has recently been arrested and charged with allegations of of sexual abuse of a child below the age of ten years old. If convicted, we will be removing this episode. 


Yvette and Alice are joined by the stunning and brilliant pornstar-engineer Mercedes Carrera (@TheMercedesXXX) to discuss Operation M.I.L.F, porn as contraband, legislation that affects porn, industry health testing, FOSTA-SESTA, free speech, internet regulation, and politics in the South China Sea. 

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Oct 10, 2018
#6- Clockwork Orgy

In a spin on the Kubrick classic, Alexandra and her "Droogs" embark on "a little of the old ultrasex." After being apprehended, she submits to a behavior modification technique to earn her freedom where she'll abhor the thought or action of sex. Alice and Yvette are joined by comedian, Ian Harris (@comediocre), to break down this unusual twist on the classic. 

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Oct 04, 2018
#5- Nightdreams

In an experiment, a pair of scientists use electric jolts to induce a  woman to have erotic dreams. The sex might normal, but the situations are anything but. Yvette & Alice breakdown what it's like to get it on with a Jack in the box, fish, cowgirls, and a life-size box of Cream of Wheat. 

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Sep 26, 2018
#4- Girl on Girl on Girl

Yvette & Alice sit down with AVN award winner, Sinn Sage. Sinn walks them through the difference between tribbing versus scissoring, tips on giving great cunnilingus, LGBTQ issues within porn, wrestling, and much more. We also discuss our love of the Hitachi and why you shouldn't participate in "grapefruiting" (or whatever Alice is doing with a shoelace...).

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Sep 19, 2018
#3- Not the Wizard of Oz

When a tornado rips through Kansas, Dorothy is whisked away in their house to the magical land of slutty Oz. She follows the Yellow Prick Road toward the Emerald City, and en route meets a horny Scarecrow, a pimp, cum rusted Tin Man, and a possibly gay Cowardly Lion.

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Sep 12, 2018
#2-Virtual Reality Porn

Porn Star and VR Cam Queen, Ela Darling (@ElaDarling) joins Yvette and Alice to talk about her transition from reference librarian to VR porn, discuss teledildonics, adult toys gone awry, sex robot brothels, porn awards, and life after porn. 


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Sep 05, 2018
#1-Deep Throat

Diving into the 70's classic, Alice (@rationalblonde) and Yvette (@TheSciBabe) tell you why they loved "Deep Throat"...for all the wrong reasons. 


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Sep 05, 2018

Everyone's a critic, even with porn. Hosts and half-assed comedians, Yvette d'Entremont and Alice Vaughn, bring you a brand new podcast to discuss the holes and the plot holes of your favorite porn.

Aug 25, 2018