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S8E29 - Arsenal is Bottling Bottling
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Mar 17, 2026 |
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S8E28 - Kurtis' Elite Eight
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Mar 10, 2026 |
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S8E27 - So You're Telling Me There's a Chance (for Wolves?)
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Mar 03, 2026 |
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S8E26 - Good Title
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Feb 24, 2026 |
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S8E25 - Future Soccer Neophytes Hosts
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Feb 17, 2026 |
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S8E24 - Likability Rankings
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Feb 10, 2026 |
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S8E23 - Seeing Red
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Feb 03, 2026 |
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S8E22 - Cunha the Great?
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Jan 27, 2026 |
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S8E21 - Kurtis Eliminates 8!
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Jan 20, 2026 |
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S8E20 - Sacks on Sacks on Sacks
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Jan 06, 2026 |
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S8E19 - Moe and Curlied
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Dec 30, 2025 |
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S8E18 - Christmas Wishlist
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Dec 23, 2025 |
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S8E17 - Own Goals
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Dec 16, 2025 |
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S8E16 - Mo Salah, Mo Problems
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Dec 09, 2025 |
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S8E15 - Andrew Writes Checks His Body Can't Cash
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Dec 02, 2025 |
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S8E14 - Arsenal Wins the Eze Sweepstakes
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Nov 25, 2025 |
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S8E13 - Stalled Out at Seventh
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Nov 11, 2025 |
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S8E12 - Erling the Centaur
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Nov 04, 2025 |
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S8E11 - Body Swap
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Oct 28, 2025 |
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S8E10 - And Totally Redeem Yourself!
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Oct 21, 2025 |
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S8E9 - The SNL Episode
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Oct 08, 2025 |
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S8E8 - Time to Talk Palace
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Sep 30, 2025 |
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S8E7 - Lots of Nut Play
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Sep 23, 2025 |
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S8E6 - 37 Weghorsts
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Sep 16, 2025 |
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S8E5 - Transfer Window Slams Shut
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Sep 01, 2025 |
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S8E4 - Too Much Tottenham
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Aug 26, 2025 |
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S8E3 - Reijnders Games
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Aug 18, 2025 |
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S8E2 - Neophyte Introduction, Predictions, and Kit Review!
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Aug 11, 2025 |
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S8E1 - Promoted Teams Preview
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Aug 05, 2025 |
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S7E36 - Ellie Makes His Pick
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May 26, 2025 |
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S7E35 - Don't Esocculate Prematurely
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May 20, 2025 |
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S7E34 - The Sh!t End of the Season
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May 13, 2025 |
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S7E33 - The Curse of Ellie
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May 06, 2025 |
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S7E32 - Ellie's Final Four
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Apr 29, 2025 |
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S7E31 - Wolves on the Ascent
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Apr 22, 2025 |
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S7E30 - An Entire Episode Sh!tting On Spurs
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Apr 15, 2025 |
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S7E29 - Two Americans and a Mob Boss
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Apr 08, 2025 |
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S7E28 - 200th Episode!
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Mar 18, 2025 |
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S7E27 - Mo Salah, Mo Problems
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Mar 11, 2025 |
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S7E26 - B!tch Sesh
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Mar 04, 2025 |
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S7E25 - Passing The Baton
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Feb 25, 2025 |
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S7E24 - Bizarro World
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Feb 18, 2025 |
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S7E23 - January Transfer Window Recap
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Feb 04, 2025 |
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S7E22 - Bye Bye Kyle Walker
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Jan 28, 2025 |
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S7E21 - Ellie's Final 12
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Jan 21, 2025 |
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S7E20 - I'm a Salmon Man
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Jan 07, 2025 |
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S7E19 - Double Neophyte Derbies
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Dec 31, 2024 |
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S7E18 - Goalkeeping Apocalypse
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Dec 23, 2024 |
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S7E17 - But the Oscar goes to...
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Dec 17, 2024 |
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S7E16 - Chris and Andrew are Cowards
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Dec 10, 2024 |
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S7E15 - Seven Layer Dip
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Dec 03, 2024 |
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S7E14 - Ellie's First Tiers List
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Nov 26, 2024 |
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S7E13 - Coote(r) Talk
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Nov 12, 2024 |
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S7E13 - The Opposite of the Midas Touch
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Nov 05, 2024 |
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S7E11 - While the Cat's Away the Mice Will...
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Oct 29, 2024 |
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S7E10 - Father Provides Gentle Rebuke
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Oct 22, 2024 |
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S7E9 - Bienvenidos a los Neofitos del Futbol
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Oct 08, 2024 |
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S7E8 - We All Hate Cole Palmer
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Oct 01, 2024 |
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S7E7 - I Stand With Kyle Walker
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Sep 24, 2024 |
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S7E6 - Three Headers Away From A Hat Trick
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Sep 17, 2024 |
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S7E5 - Addition By Subtraction
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Sep 03, 2024 |
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S7E4 - How Many Oasis Songs Can You Name?
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Aug 27, 2024 |
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S7E3 - Burgeoning Feuds
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Aug 20, 2024 |
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S7E2 - Introducing Ellie, Predictions, and Kits!
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Aug 13, 2024 |
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S7E1 - Promoted Teams Preview
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Aug 04, 2024 |
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S6E33 - The Pick Is In...
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May 20, 2024 |
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S6E32 - Almost to the Finish Line
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May 07, 2024 |
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S6E31 - Royal Rumble!
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Apr 29, 2024 |
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S6E30 - Pop Quiz!
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Apr 09, 2024 |
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S6E29 - Final Four!
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Apr 02, 2024 |
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S6 E28 -Not what you wanted, but is what you needed
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Mar 19, 2024 |
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S6E27 - Arsenal's #1 (feat. Titus Hughes)
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Mar 12, 2024 |
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S6E26 - Yakkity Sax
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Mar 05, 2024 |
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S6E25 - Team Crest Rankings
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Feb 27, 2024 |
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S6E24 - Wolves Megacast (w. Stu Hall)
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Feb 21, 2024 |
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S6E22 - A Patreon To Read Our Text Threads
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Feb 13, 2024 |
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S6E23 - Kyle Walker All-Stars
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Feb 13, 2024 |
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S6E21 - The Pete Carroll of the Premier League
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Jan 23, 2024 |
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S6E20 - Short and Sweet
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Jan 16, 2024 |
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S6E19 - Growers Not Showers
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Jan 03, 2024 |
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S6E18 - Lundberg's Final 8
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Dec 29, 2023 |
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S6E17 - Mid-Table Props
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Dec 12, 2023 |
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S6E16 - Drunk Sunday
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Dec 05, 2023 |
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S6E15 - Andrew Keeps Andrewing and Spurs Keep Spurring
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Nov 29, 2023 |
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S6E14 - I've Never Scored With My Balls Before
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Nov 14, 2023 |
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S6E13 - The Greatest Match In Soccer Neophytes History
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Nov 07, 2023 |
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S6E12 - Monster Mash!
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Oct 31, 2023 |
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S6E11 - First Quarter Report Cards
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Oct 24, 2023 |
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S6E10 - Face/Off
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Oct 10, 2023 |
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S6E9 - The Korean Guy!
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Oct 03, 2023 |
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S6E8 - Brought To You By Andrew
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Sep 26, 2023 |
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S6E7 - Handball-topia
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Sep 19, 2023 |
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S6E6 - Pickford's Head's Exit Velocity
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Sep 05, 2023 |
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S6E5 - What Does Say What? Karaoke Have To Do With Soccer?
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Aug 29, 2023 |
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S6E4 - Who You Play Matters Power Rankings Unveiled
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Aug 22, 2023 |
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S6E3 - A CONCACAFy Start to the Season
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Aug 15, 2023 |
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S6E2 - Season Preview
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Aug 08, 2023 |
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S6E1 - Promoted Teams Preview
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Jul 31, 2023 |
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S5E37 - We Saved the Best for Last
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May 29, 2023 |
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S5E36 - BORRRRRIIIINNNNGGGGG
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May 22, 2023 |
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S5E35 - What Happens in Vegas...
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May 16, 2023 |
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S5E34 - How to Share a Pizza
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May 08, 2023 |
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S5E33 - A Very Chipper Episode
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May 01, 2023 |
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S5E32 - Andrew Hates Everyone
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Apr 24, 2023 |
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S5E31 - Dango Unchained
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Apr 17, 2023 |
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S5E30 - You're Stuck With Me Forever...Or Are We?
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Apr 10, 2023 |
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S5E29 - We May Have Lost Kyle Forever
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Apr 03, 2023 |
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S5E28 - The Reddest of Red Card Watches
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Mar 21, 2023 |
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S5E27 - European Single Guy Beard
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Mar 14, 2023 |
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S5E26 - The Shortest (and Worst) Episode of the Season
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Mar 07, 2023 |
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S5E25 - The Relegation Bowl
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Feb 28, 2023 |
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S5E24 - A Real Life Cock Block
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Feb 21, 2023 |
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S5E23 - Joao Gomes the Legend
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Feb 15, 2023 |
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S5E22 - All Redheads Are Fake
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Feb 07, 2023 |
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S5E21 - The Dolphin Goal
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Jan 24, 2023 |
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S5E20 - Long-Winded Bastards
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Jan 17, 2023 |
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S5E19 - Mitrovic is a Son of a B***h
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Jan 10, 2023 |
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S5E18 - Lebron James Lookalike
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Jan 03, 2023 |
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S5E17 - Introducing Kyle 2.0
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Dec 27, 2022 |
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S5E16 - First Half Review / World Cup Preview
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Nov 15, 2022 |
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S5E15 - Two Self-Burns in One Episode
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Nov 08, 2022 |
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S5E14 - Is Newcastle Replacing Liverpool?
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Nov 02, 2022 |
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S5E13 - The Most Depressing Weekend Ever
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Oct 25, 2022 |
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S5E12 - An Idiot Abroad
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Oct 18, 2022 |
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S5E11 - Melancholy in the Midlands
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Oct 11, 2022 |
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S5E10 - So Much Drama In the NLD
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Oct 04, 2022 |
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S5E9 - Kung Fu Collins
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Sep 20, 2022 |
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S5E8 - VARy Interesting Decisions
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Sep 06, 2022 |
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S5E7 - The Cap
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Aug 30, 2022 |
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S5E6 - Leeds United States of America
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Aug 23, 2022 |
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S5E5 - 20 Manager Royal Rumble
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Aug 16, 2022 |
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S5E4 - I'm Feeling Like This Podcast is Accurately Named All of the Sudden
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Aug 08, 2022 |
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S5E3 - 2022/23 Season Preview, Part 2: Kits, Kits, and More Kits
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Aug 03, 2022 |
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S5E2 - 2022/23 Season Preview, Part 1: Meet the Neophyte & Predictions
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Aug 02, 2022 |
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S5E1 - Promoted Teams Preview
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Aug 01, 2022 |
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S5SS - My Day With Wolves Academy
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Jul 25, 2022 |
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S4E36 - Down to the Wire
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May 23, 2022 |
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S4E35 - So You're Telling Me There's A Chance?!
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May 17, 2022 |
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S4E34 - Linguistics: A Primer
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May 10, 2022 |
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S4E33 - A Big Fish in a Big Pond
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May 03, 2022 |
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S4E32 - Does Anyone Want to Even Play in Europe?
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Apr 26, 2022 |
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S4E31 - The Cats Away.......
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Apr 19, 2022 |
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S4E30 - A Horse in the Fight
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Apr 12, 2022 |
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S4E29 - And We're Here Dicking Around With Burnley-Everton
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Apr 05, 2022 |
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S4E28 - Korean BBQ Beef Jerkey
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Mar 22, 2022 |
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S4E27 - Putin Out!
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Mar 16, 2022 |
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S4E26 - Billy Big Bollocks
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Mar 08, 2022 |
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S4E25 - JESSE MARSCH!
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Mar 01, 2022 |
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S4E24 - No one Carabao that Cup
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Feb 22, 2022 |
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S4E23 - The Love Episode
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Feb 15, 2022 |
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E4S22 - America, Making Norwich Great Again
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Jan 25, 2022 |
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S4E21 - Get On That City Bus
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Jan 18, 2022 |
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S4E20 - Timothy Hoiland AFCON Cybermetrics Special
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Jan 04, 2022 |
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S4E19 - The Fresh Legs of Cavani
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Dec 28, 2021 |
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S4E17 - The Bold and The Baseless
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Dec 22, 2021 |
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S4E16 - Code Red
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Dec 14, 2021 |
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S4E15 - Tierney Tucks his Top
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Dec 07, 2021 |
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S4E14 - Ragnarok!
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Nov 30, 2021 |
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S4E13 - We're Basically The Bachelor For Soccer
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Nov 23, 2021 |
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S4E12 - A Clean Sh-t
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Nov 02, 2021 |
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S4E11 - (A Lonely) Soccer Neophytes Derby Double Header
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Oct 27, 2021 |
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S4E10 - Bees Batter Blues But Lose
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Oct 19, 2021 |
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S4E9: Boring James Milner
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Oct 05, 2021 |
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S4E8: Bruno's Final Penalty
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Sep 28, 2021 |
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S4E7: Dainty Version of Lavender
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Sep 21, 2021 |
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S4E6: Seeing Red
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Sep 14, 2021 |
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S4E5: There Was No Skin To Skin
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Aug 31, 2021 |
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S4E4: Nate Had Cornrows?!
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Aug 24, 2021 |
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S4E3: Tears, Boogers, and Hey Jude!
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Aug 17, 2021 |
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S4E2: The Nigerian Neophyte
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Aug 10, 2021 |
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S4E1: Promoted Teams Preview
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Aug 03, 2021 |
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S3 Bonus: What if...?
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Jul 20, 2021 |
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S3E32: And The Team Is...
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May 24, 2021 |
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S3E31: The Most Likable Chelsea Fan on the Planet
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May 18, 2021 |
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S3E30: The Sleeping Giant Has Awoken
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May 11, 2021 |
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S3E29: Man United, the MMA Fighter
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May 04, 2021 |
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S3E28: ForEverton
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Apr 27, 2021 |
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S3E27.5: Who Should You Support Now?
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Apr 20, 2021 |
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S3E27: Glazers Out!
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Apr 20, 2021 |
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S3E26: We're Crying Lemina's Tears
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Apr 13, 2021 |
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S3E25: Down to Six!
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Apr 06, 2021 |
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S3E24: 3-0 is the new 2-0
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Mar 22, 2021 |
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S3E23: The Silence Says Everything
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Mar 09, 2021 |
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S3E22: We're the Southampton of EPL Podcasts
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Mar 02, 2021 |
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S3E21: All Are Welcome To Cry On Our Trampoline
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Feb 23, 2021 |
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S3E20: #FKW (Kyle's Final 8 Revealed)
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Feb 16, 2021 |
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S3E19: Red Card Apocalypse
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Feb 09, 2021 |
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S3E18: Ruff n Stuff With My (mini) Afro Puffs
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Feb 02, 2021 |
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S3E17: You're Likeably Arrogant
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Jan 26, 2021 |
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S3E16: Full Circle
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Jan 19, 2021 |
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S3E15: Two Special Guests
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Jan 04, 2021 |
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S3E14: Dick Out a Shot
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Dec 29, 2020 |
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S3E13: Dr. Jekyll and Mr. City
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Dec 22, 2020 |
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S3E12: A Kick to the Ass
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Dec 15, 2020 |
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S3E11: The Cream Always Rises to the Top, Oh Yeeeaaahh!
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Dec 08, 2020 |
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S3E10: Prayers for Raul
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Dec 01, 2020 |
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S3E9: 25 Shots, 4 On Target (aka Nate's College Years)
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Nov 24, 2020 |
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S3E8: Do the Fulham Shuffle
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Nov 10, 2020 |
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S3E7: Fred Has Naked Pictures of Ole
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Nov 02, 2020 |
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S3E6: Everton are the 1980s Pistons
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Oct 27, 2020 |
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S3E5: Follow Me to Goalapalooza
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Oct 19, 2020 |
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S3E4: 1 Minute of Joy and 89 Minutes of Horror
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Oct 05, 2020 |
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S3E3: They Didn't Tie, Chris!
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Sep 28, 2020 |
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S3E2: No Matter How Bad Your Weekend Was, It Wasn't As Bad As Fulham's
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Sep 21, 2020 |
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S3E1: Like Sophomores Getting Pregnant
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Sep 14, 2020 |
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S3E0: 2020-21 Preview
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Sep 07, 2020 |
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Nov 2019: Sacks Galore
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Dec 06, 2019 |
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October2019: Welcome Back
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Oct 30, 2019 |
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S2E5: Pinkie Up or Pinkie Tucked?
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Sep 17, 2019 |
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S2E4: Red Card Trifecta
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Sep 02, 2019 |
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S2E3: Undefeated...but winless
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Aug 26, 2019 |
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S2E2: The First Ever Football Neophytes Derby
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Aug 20, 2019 |
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S2E1: Man U will go undefeated (and other over-reactions to week one)
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Aug 13, 2019 |
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2019/20 Season Preview
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Aug 07, 2019 |
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21_Decisions
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May 11, 2019 |
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20_Everton
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May 10, 2019 |
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19_Leicester City FC
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May 03, 2019 |
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18_Manchester United
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Apr 26, 2019 |
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17_Huddersfield Town
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Apr 19, 2019 |
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16_Cardiff City
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Apr 05, 2019 |
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15_Watford
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Mar 08, 2019 |
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14_Burnley FC
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Mar 01, 2019 |
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13_Newcastle United
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Feb 08, 2019 |
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12_Wolves
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Jan 25, 2019 |
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11_Chelsea
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Jan 11, 2019 |
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10.5_Criteria Update
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Dec 29, 2018 |
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10_Brighton and Hove Albion
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Dec 21, 2018 |
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9_AFC Bournemouth
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Nov 30, 2018 |
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8_Crystal Palace
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Nov 02, 2018 |
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7_Southampton
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Oct 12, 2018 |
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6_West Ham United
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Oct 04, 2018 |
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5_Fulham
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Sep 28, 2018 |
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4_Tottenham Hotspur
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Sep 22, 2018 |
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3_Manchester City
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Sep 07, 2018 |
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2_Arsenal
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Aug 24, 2018 |
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1_Liverpool
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Aug 18, 2018 |
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Football Neophyte #0
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Aug 11, 2018 |