The Jeselnik & Rosenthal Vanity Project

By Anthony Jeselnik, Gregg Rosenthal

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username
 Feb 19, 2020
i needs more.

Mcjibbs
 May 31, 2019


 May 22, 2019

Ungeeto
 May 6, 2019
easily the best podcast with Anthony Jeselnik on it


 Apr 24, 2019

Description

Anthony Jeselnik is a world famous comedian, Gregg Rosenthal is an analyst for NFL Network and they have been best friends for over 20 years. Each week, JRVP features stories from their lives, deep dives into the darkest and craziest news stories from around the world and essential recommendations to their listeners. The hilarious podcast is about friendship, family and Anthony's unquenchable desire to get Gregg in trouble with his employer and his wife.


Episode Date
Chicken: It's What's For Dinner
00:52:27

This will be the hardest show description I've ever had to write. What does this episode of JRVP have in common? A man having sex with chickens while his wife films it, an ex nfl player sexually assaulting a babysitter, Phil Collins, and a man filming women in the bathroom.

Oct 28, 2020
Pro Bowl vs. Eazy-E vs. Magic
00:55:30

Anthony and Gregg are back to talk about the hot mic situation going on in the NFL and how Anthony deserves a fly over. They reflect on times when they've had issues with each other in the past and Gregg actually has some notes. It's a depressing week, the pro bowl is cancelled, a man goes to jail for farting, a priest has sex on the altar, and a senator stuffs cash up his butt cheeks.

Oct 21, 2020
JRVP To Start Banning Holocaust Denial Posts
00:49:21

We're back! Anthony and Gregg talk about their week and how the Lakers winning impacted them. Anthony has a few notes for ATC and Gregg is a total pro who doesn't need to write things down. We take it easy this week with headlines. Holocaust denial posts, machete satanic blood smears on sorority houses, and the Pope welcoming a sex offender.

Oct 14, 2020
When Are They Going To Get to the Vietnamese Condom Factory?
00:57:11

Anthony and Gregg are back to share the latest news about OCTOBER - that everyone needs to hear. Anthony needs a new pair of shorts and Gregg is dealing with a disgruntled neighbor. Cam Newton is dealing with COVID-19 and a Vietnamese Condom factory is being accused of reusing condoms.

Oct 07, 2020
Feel Like I do, Teletubby Jesus
00:57:53

Anthony and Gregg had an eventful week with the Santa Barbara zoo and a kidnapping. Jeremy Renner dropped a new EP but, we think we've outgrown that phase of our JRVP life - we're on to something bigger and better. In this episode we talk about "cakes", lesbian couples chopping people up, and a Russian Jesus.

Sep 30, 2020
Pizza! Pizza! Candle! Candle! Epstein!
00:59:46

We're back and as fresh as your mother's candle! Anthony and Gregg get back together for the season 3 kickoff of JRVP to talk about leaving Comedy Central, Girls Gone Wild, Epstein and candles. Kick back, order a pizza, and listen as we break down the funniest headlines and 20 years of friendship.

Sep 23, 2020
JRVP Season 3!
00:02:32

Season 3 starts 9/22 with new episodes out every Tuesday!


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Anthony Jeselnik is a world famous comedian, Gregg Rosenthal is an analyst for NFL Network and they have been best friends for over 20 years. Each week, JRVP features stories from their lives, deep dives into the darkest and craziest news stories from around the world and essential recommendations to their listeners. The hilarious podcast is about friendship, family and Anthony's unquenchable desire to get Gregg in trouble with his employer and his wife.

Sep 15, 2020
So long, farewell, auf Wiedersehen, adieu
00:59:39
The season 2 finale is HERE. Anthony and Gregg reflect on the past two seasons and what happens next. Will there be a season 3? Will it be with Comedy Central? Is Kim Jong Un dead? So many questions.
Apr 29, 2020
Sixty Wine and Dine
00:51:19
Anthony and Gregg are back to discuss how they're holding up in the Quarantine and how they're keeping their sanity. Anthony loves the Last Dance documentary and is disappointed Gregg and Erica didn't watch it. An episode full of relationships with chandeliers and Frozen 2 sex logs.
Apr 22, 2020
Wellness Check
00:57:51
Anthony and Gregg recap their week in Quarantine and rank the order in which family member of Gregg's should "go" first in the pandemic. They weigh in their opinions on sexting, and also talk about racism.
Apr 15, 2020
Train vs Boat
00:48:32

Anthony, Gregg, and Erica successfully create their first virtual podcast! Anthony and Gregg talk about their weeks and the chance of a season 3 of the podcast and how Gregg is really enjoying quarantine. They talk about who is most likely to survive an apocalypse and a train attempting to crash into a boat.

Apr 08, 2020
Bonus "Charity" Episode
00:31:11

We were asked to do a special half hour block of our podcast for charity. We did it. It will not be a part of their live show. Here's what happened.

Apr 02, 2020
Le Magnifique
00:56:27

Anthony. Gregg, and Erica brave the elements and get together to record. Gregg asks Anthony about his tweet storm and why he deleted them before they get into the biggest news of 2020 - a brand new Jeremy Renner EP. Grab your pet crocodile and cuddle up! 66.


This episode is brought to you by Hims. Use code VANITY at checkout.

Apr 01, 2020
Let Jeremy Renner Bite Your Kid's Shoulder
00:58:47

Coronavirus can't slow down JRVP. Anthony, Gregg and Erica venture out to social distance together to go over the week, child support payments, parties, and how Anthony is losing his mind. What super hero would you let expose themselves and not be upset?

This episode is brought to you by Hims (visit ForHims.com/VANITY), and Manscaped  (visit Manscaped.com, enter code VANITY at checkout).

Mar 25, 2020
Three Words: Exploding Hammer Festival
01:10:54

Anthony, Gregg, and Erica RISKED THEIR LIVES for this podcast. The studio may be closed, but nothing, not even a quarantine, could stop JRVP. Recorded from Anthony's penthouse, they discuss life on lockdown, blood dripping down walls, Smurf festivals, and a "beautiful story". Gregg pitches Comedy Central on sending JRVP to Mexico for an exploding hammer festival.


This episode is brought to you by Manscaped (visit Manscaped.com, enter code VANITY at checkout).

Mar 18, 2020
Spaceturbation
01:14:25

Anthony and Gregg talk about their week and celebrate the exciting 63rd episode. Gregg and Anthony share their 63ing experiences before getting into how to prevent coronavirus. Smell your hands.

Mar 11, 2020
Penis with A Blog
01:18:22

Anthony and Gregg have a lot to hash out after a birthday fall out that left Anthony pretty annoyed. Gregg apologizes and they break it down before moving on to the start of Good Talk and an interview about Anthony's penis. Stick around for the Mardi Gras float deaths and Nazi parades.

This episode is brought to you by Everyday Decisions with Jo Firestone (available on Apple Podcasts), and Manscaped  (visit Manscaped.com, enter code VANITY at checkout).

Mar 04, 2020
Papa JohnGhazi
01:08:14

Anthony is feeling a little under the weather, but not too sick to put a podcast reviewer in his place. Anthony and Gregg talk about their long weekends and how they spent Valentine's Day before getting into headlines. A bus driver leaves a bus full of students and walks off, the coronavirus spreads even further and Papa John is a liar.


This episode is brought to you by Hims (visit ForHims.com/VANITY), and Manscaped  (visit Manscaped.com, enter code VANITY at checkout).

Feb 19, 2020
Big Boy Pants
01:13:51

JRVP is back to discuss reddit, Tom Ford jackets, and the marketing strategies of Sea World before diving into headlines surrounding Oscar weekend and Blac Chyna. Oh, and fatal stabbings with nail clippers.


This episode is presented by Hims. Use code VANITY at checkout.

Feb 12, 2020
Muy Caliente Furry Hitler
01:19:16

After a week off to recover from some Pro Bowl hangover, JRVP is back in full swing to talk about the Super Bowl and how sexy the half time show was. Anthony and Gregg reflect on the Kobe tragedy and Anthony talks about when it's the right time to make a joke on twitter. We also talk about Furries and Hitler and the two of them together.


This episode is brought to you by Manscaped (visit Manscaped.com, enter code VANITY at checkout).

 

Feb 05, 2020
You can walk, you can run, guns will kill you
01:08:44

It's the PRO BOWL! Anthony and Gregg break down the best players in the league who weren't good enough to make it to the Super Bowl. Anthony and Gregg also discuss human pee on escalators, feces sandwiches, and fighting ex wives in combat, you know, normal stuff.


This episode is brought to you by Hims (visit ForHims.com/VANITY), and Manscaped  (visit Manscaped.com, enter code VANITY at checkout).

Jan 22, 2020
JRVP - Don't F**k This Up
01:12:36

Anthony and Gregg are back to talk about Walker's birthday and what Anthony did all week since he is now "off the sauce". The guys talk about the most disgusting things they ever ate and also the spiciest. Also in this episode of JRVP Antonio Brown is throwing bags of d**ks, a masterbating man is fighting off cops and One Million Moms banned together to protest this podcast.

Jan 15, 2020
Jeremy Renner's 49th Birthday Extravaganza
01:05:02

Forget Anthony's birthday, forget Christmas and forget New Year's Eve... it's Jeremy Renner's 49th birthday! JRVP celebrates hard by going to see CATS, encouraging children to smoke cigarettes, and keeping a dead husband in a freezer for 10 years.

Jan 08, 2020
The Not Christmas Episode Christmas Episode
00:56:49

Hop on the nearest "one-horse open sleigh" and ride along with Anthony and Gregg for their annual Christmas episode before the holidays. Anthony is the most hungover he's been (in a while) and Gregg reads some funny Christmas cards. Remember, Santa Claus is always watching.

This episode is brought to you by Manscaped (visit Manscaped.com, enter code VANITY at checkout).

Dec 18, 2019
Baby Shower Gun
01:17:07

Anthony and Gregg talk about their weeks where Anthony had a show and Gregg went to therapy. They discuss near death experiences before talking about porn mustaches and secret guns at a baby shower.

Dec 11, 2019
Worst Orthodontist Ever
01:13:33

Anthony talks about the worst orthodontist experience ever and then Gregg recaps Frozen 2 scene by scene. How many people would recognize Papa John in public and Anthony and Gregg talk about being punished by their parents. Also, a poor dog is abused by a mother and everyone is very upset about it.


This episode is presented by Hims, Shipstation, and Manscaped.

Dec 04, 2019
You're Welcomesgiving
01:07:47

On this Thanksgiving week JRVP, Anthony and Gregg talk about playing tennis and how they are going to spend the holiday. Erica spins through a bunch of fan emails “rapid fire” style and then they discuss dogs driving, SNL, and a classic Harriet Tubman remake.

Nov 27, 2019
5-Year-Old-Cocaine-Spider-Man
01:10:10

Anthony and Gregg talk about their favorite part of their careers and why Gregg isn’t home every night. Erica quizzes them about their friendship and once again, one of them knows more about the other. Anthony and Gregg dissect 300 lb. men blacking out, comedy shows being shut down, and 5-year olds doing cocaine.

Nov 20, 2019
Total Smoke Show
01:11:05

Sorry we're a day late, Comedy Central was apparently on fire. Episode 50 of JRVP opens up with some questions between Gregg and Anthony and then they talk about proper bathroom etiquette. Netflix pulls a Christian comic's special after sexual assault allegations, an apology is issued by Cris Collinsworth to Dak Prescott, and a homeless man dumps a bucket of hot diarrhea on a woman getting into a car. Gag warning.


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Nov 14, 2019
Common Face
00:57:36

Anthony talks about how much he loves Modern Family and Gregg has found footage of his 4 year old picking his nose for a very long period of time. Erica reads some assumptions and has the guys react. A teacher dressed up in blackface to recite a Microsoft commercial like the rapper Common and McDonalds has to pull a bloody sundae ad.


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Nov 06, 2019
The Gender Is...DEATH
00:59:07

Anthony and Gregg talk about the fires in California and how they hope to continue #OctoNoChildPornober for the last few years. News flash: Drake is cornier than ever, a gender reveal ends up in death, and there is some more bad news for Renner fans.

Oct 30, 2019
NFL NEWS AND NEW SEGMENTS
00:55:38

**Programming note: There are no new segments or any NFL news updates in this podcast. Anthony and Gregg recap their amazing week at the pumpkin patch, Anthony's lukewarm beef with Ricky Gervais and give some dating advice.

Oct 23, 2019
I Would Not Walk 350 Miles
00:57:50

Gregg returns from London while Coach_Tea fills in for Erica. A dead man kills from the grave, an update regarding Jeremy Renner and Anthony continues to create awareness for #OctoNoChildPornOber. 

Oct 16, 2019
#OctoNoChildPornOber
00:41:20

Please do what you can to spread the word. #OctoNoChildPornOber

Oct 02, 2019
Lil Debby in the House
00:52:22

Gregg's parents come to the studio to sit in on the taping of JRVP. Debby says Anthony is better looking, but he insists that's a lie. Debby picked out some nice parent friendly headlines for the guys to talk about including an underwater proposal, a firefighter and the Emmys. Our hearts are so full.

Sep 25, 2019
Taking you Down to Chinatown
00:46:56

Anthony, Gregg and Erica reflect on their dinner out in china town and Anthony had to get a janitor to unlock the studio door for him. A woman ate her diamond engagement ring in her sleep and an 80 year old sportscaster was fired over some racist remarks.


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Sep 18, 2019
Heaven Finally Has a Name
00:45:26

What do roasts, gun shots, and Jeremy Renner have in common? JRVP. Anthony and Gregg chat about their week including the premiere of "Good Talk with Anthony Jeselnik" and an outing they'll never forget.

Sep 11, 2019
Yeah, We're Thinking We're Back
01:05:06

We're back! Anthony and Gregg recap their summer, Erica quizzes them about season 1 and they talk 911 operators, acid & earthquakes.


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Sep 04, 2019
Don't Cry Because It's Over...Smile Because It Happened
00:45:12
Jul 03, 2019
LIVE! From Clusterfest
00:59:56
Jun 26, 2019
America's Podcast
00:53:19
Jun 19, 2019
TV Show Done...Podcast Still Going
00:52:31
Jun 12, 2019
Locked out of the Network
00:56:42
Jun 05, 2019
Smell What the Rock is Cookin'
01:01:15
May 29, 2019
EPIC GAME OF THRONES FINALE RECAP EPISODE!
00:53:07
May 22, 2019
Cut It Off and Stick it Down Your Throat
00:55:35
May 15, 2019
The Royal Baby - Smothered and Covered Jeselnik Style
00:57:22
Fire in the Maternity Ward was such a success, it's time to get back down to what really matters: Gregg and Anthony's friendship, bank robber getaway cars, women with guns, and the Royal baby. ]]>
May 08, 2019
Fire in the Maternity Ward Special Extravaganza
00:44:13
May 01, 2019
Nailing Picture Frames Outside
00:56:07
Apr 24, 2019
The Real Game of Thrones is Horse- Gymnast Porn
00:59:17
Apr 18, 2019
Toddlers on The Highway
00:49:28
Apr 10, 2019
The Kind Of Lover We Are
00:56:46
Apr 03, 2019
Don't Climax; Become Smarter
00:44:13
Mar 27, 2019
A Rappity Rap Rap
00:59:02
Mar 20, 2019
You Up and Your Wife
00:52:47
Mar 13, 2019
Kraft Macaroni & Cheese
00:59:15
Mar 06, 2019
Jeselnik and The Big Bad Birthday Boy
00:50:09
Feb 20, 2019
Save Us, Lingerie Obama
00:50:49
Feb 13, 2019
The Super Bowl of Poop Flips
00:57:13
Feb 06, 2019
Against Our Will: The Beginning of the End
00:45:56
Jan 30, 2019
Orko: Anthony is Mad About the Patriots
00:52:09
Jan 23, 2019
New Year, New You, New Caravan
00:45:53
Jan 16, 2019
No Excuses/ You Don't Have to Kill Yourself Anymore
00:44:53
Jan 09, 2019
More Effective: Smokey the Bear? Or Faceless Santa Claus?
00:45:57
Dec 19, 2018
Sky Penis & The World of Tomorrow
00:51:54
Dec 12, 2018
Natural Planning Method: Shoot Yourself in the Groin
00:46:13
Dec 05, 2018
Caravan vs. Tribe vs. Erica Following Directions
00:52:58
Nov 28, 2018
THE Thanksgiving Special
00:51:35
Nov 21, 2018
Be Big, Like Mean Joe Green Big
00:48:00
Nov 14, 2018
Election Night Special: Caravan Edition
00:50:53
Nov 07, 2018
Anthony Forgets The Theme Song to His Own TV Show
00:48:20
Oct 31, 2018
Crack Teeth
00:48:00
Oct 24, 2018
Too Wholesome? Or Not Wholesome enough?
00:43:57
Oct 17, 2018
A Two Year Old, Another Two Year Old and Satan Ruled Out
00:48:48
Oct 10, 2018
Headline City and the Japanese Symbol for Settling
00:46:41
Oct 03, 2018
A House Divided; Basketball, Basketball, Basketball
00:49:48
Sep 26, 2018
Early Retirement, Antonio Brown and the Last Thing to Say Before You Die
00:43:29
Sep 19, 2018
JRVP: Game On
00:47:57
Sep 12, 2018