The Jeselnik & Rosenthal Vanity Project

By Comedy Central & Anthony Jeselnik, Gregg Rosenthal

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Anthony Jeselnik is a famous comedian. Gregg Rosenthal works for NFL Network. They have been best friends for 20 years and now they’re finally allowing Comedy Central to broadcast their private discussions on sports, with a penetrating focus on the off-the-field issues plaguing this great planet.


Episode Date
Nailing Picture Frames Outside
00:56:07

Anthony and Gregg talk about toxic masculinity and the build up to Anthony's new special releasing. The guys discuss whether women should be involved in sports and how to properly kill a UFC fighter. Is posting about your ex-girlfriend on instagram a bad thing to do?

Apr 24, 2019
The Real Game of Thrones is Horse- Gymnast Porn
00:59:17

We kept you waiting, didn't we? Don't fear, Anthony and Gregg are back to tell you how quick a lego can pass through your stool, kidney stones, and Game of Thrones. The guys also talk about horse-gymnast porn, and how they'd make a tape of it.

Apr 18, 2019
Toddlers on The Highway
00:49:28

Anthony and Gregg talk about almost Gregg leaving his stove burner on for 7 hours during the day and how Anthony almost walked away from the podcast before it even started. Anthony and Gregg give advice on how to pick the perfect God parents and four toddlers escape a daycare and run for the highway.

Apr 10, 2019
The Kind Of Lover We Are
00:56:46

Anthony and Gregg clear up the air after a little bit of hostility last week and Anthony talks about why he'll never visit a specific comedy club again. Anthony, Gregg and Erica take a "what kind of lover are you" quiz and things get sizzling hot. Is farting at someone considered bullying?

Apr 03, 2019
Don't Climax; Become Smarter
00:44:13

Anthony and Gregg tackle racism, pizza, and the art of not climaxing all in one episode. Anthony also nails an accent of Bella and Gigi Hadid.

Mar 27, 2019
A Rappity Rap Rap
00:59:02

Anthony and Gregg discuss grandparents and special friend day at a preschool and Anthony talks about how he showed Gregg's wife what it was like to be supported by a real man. Gregg surprisingly enjoyed Nascar and Erica was angry listening to last weeks episode overseas. Can you guess what a baby Jesus statue crying blood and rap have common? JRVP.

Mar 20, 2019
You Up and Your Wife
00:52:47

Anthony and Gregg recap the past week, highlighting Anthony's experience at Brody Stevens' memorial and Gregg's interesting run-in with a rabbi during an evening stroll. In Erica's absence, her friend and Anthony's Writers' Assistant, Emma, fills in as the producer and asks the guys about their first jobs in the entertainment industry in the debut of 'Emma's Corner.' Gregg and Anthony then discuss some big headlines, including Antonio Brown's trade to the Raiders, an English soccer player getting attacked by a fan and Russell Westbrook's altercation with a fan in Utah.

Mar 13, 2019
Kraft Macaroni & Cheese
00:59:15

Anthony and Gregg are back to discuss something about a massage parlor...

Mar 06, 2019
Jeselnik and The Big Bad Birthday Boy
00:50:09

Gregg turns 40 and Anthony took him to the best meal he's had in a long time. Erica went to Anthony's show live in Los Angeles this weekend and got to hang out backstage- but Gregg didn't show up. Some major headlines this week; a massive Daytona 500 crash and a tennis legend says that transgender people competing is "insane and cheating".

Feb 20, 2019
Save Us, Lingerie Obama
00:50:49

Anthony is upset he wasn't invited to Erica's birthday party and Gregg rubs it in that he decided not to go. Sex with animals, kicking women, revenge porn, and Obama in Lingerie are just SOME of the topics covered in this weeks JRVP. Don't forget to rate, review and subscribe!

Feb 13, 2019
The Super Bowl of Poop Flips
00:57:13

The Patriots winning the Super Bowl sends Anthony's anger into an all time high as Gregg and Erica recap their week in Atlanta. Also, a man poops while flipping into a lake. As always, don't forget to rate and review!

Feb 06, 2019
Against Our Will: The Beginning of the End
00:45:56

Anthony and Gregg talk about the Pro bowl and what they have been up to. They address some Itunes reviews and also discuss the figure skater that died by suicide and an arrest of a nurse.

Jan 30, 2019
Orko: Anthony is Mad About the Patriots
00:52:09

This week: Trampthirsty and Rosenthal celebrate the Patriots winning the AFC Championship and Anthony is not happy about it. A Florida teacher is accused of smearing human feces on a park bench before a child's birthday party, Tiki Barber makes his broadway debut in Kinky Boots, and a man is hospitalized after injecting himself with semen to relieve his back pain.

Jan 23, 2019
New Year, New You, New Caravan
00:45:53

There is a new caravan coming to town and everybody is talking about it. Clemson celebrates the national title with fast food at the White house and the WWE is in an uproar after wrestler shoves tampon down her rival's throat.

Jan 16, 2019
No Excuses/ You Don't Have to Kill Yourself Anymore
00:44:53

Clemson destroys Alabama in the national title game, Cody Parkey misses THE kick sending the Chicago Bears packing, and Derrick Rose apologizes for telling people to kill themselves.

Jan 09, 2019
More Effective: Smokey the Bear? Or Faceless Santa Claus?
00:45:57

The Patriots lost to the Steelers and Anthony gets to rub it in Gregg's face. The Pacers hire the first female assistant general manager and Santa horrifies parents in England during a fire scare.

Dec 19, 2018
Sky Penis & The World of Tomorrow
00:51:54

Where do the Steelers land after their third loss and what happened when Mario Lemieux came out of retirement? How do you plan a date for someone who is sober? Do the artists of the "sky penis" get to keep their jobs? What will our tagline be? All questions answered and MORE in this weeks episode of JRVP.

Dec 12, 2018
Natural Planning Method: Shoot Yourself in the Groin
00:46:13

It's a typical JRVP night here in the studio. Philip Rivers is about to have his ninth kid and credits the Natural Planning Method and a white supremacist group tricks Brett Favre into a video shout out. A steelers fan also choked a pregnant Chargers fan at a game.

Dec 05, 2018
Caravan vs. Tribe vs. Erica Following Directions
00:52:58

Authorities tear gas the caravan at the border, a police standoff with a tribe, and Anthony and Gregg get upset that Erica can't follow directions.

Nov 28, 2018
THE Thanksgiving Special
00:51:35

How else would you spend your Thanksgiving? Listen to Anthony and Gregg answer all your questions here in this very special episode of JRVP!

Nov 21, 2018
Be Big, Like Mean Joe Green Big
00:48:00

The Caravan may be getting lost in the news but it is still coming. Anthony and Gregg share where fans can buy the caravan jerseys and any chances of expansion. A Titans fan is hospitalized after falling for a t-shirt and a man in Japan had 40 people show up to his wedding...to a hologram.

Nov 14, 2018
Election Night Special: Caravan Edition
00:50:53

Post Malone made a pair of Crocs and they sold out in 10 minutes. Anthony claims his would sell out in 9. Anthony and Gregg talk drug testing, newlywed deaths and the worst job to hold in sports.

Nov 07, 2018
Anthony Forgets The Theme Song to His Own TV Show
00:48:20

Anthony and Gregg share their favorite memories of each other while also discussing the "must see" horror movies this October. Gregg talks about how his mom walked in on him when he was in high school.

Oct 31, 2018
Crack Teeth
00:48:00

Anthony and Gregg explain why and how they are still friends today. They tell the story of the night Gregg went to jail and why Anthony didn't get to punch anyone during the brawl. Also, How are 4 year olds getting their hands on crack?

Oct 24, 2018
Too Wholesome? Or Not Wholesome enough?
00:43:57

Anthony and Gregg reflect on a time when nobody wanted to live with them during college and also go over their best finishing move- wrestling, that is. What is more wholesome than dancing dinosaurs?

Oct 17, 2018
A Two Year Old, Another Two Year Old and Satan Ruled Out
00:48:48

Anthony and Gregg discuss what they would do to a two year old if it shredded $1000 and relate to Antonio Brown throwing furniture off a patio. Rest assured, Satan was ruled out when experts were studying a flaming pit in Arkansas. 

Oct 10, 2018
Headline City and the Japanese Symbol for Settling
00:46:41

You asked, we answered: headlines, headlines, and more headlines. Anthony and Gregg break down all the need-to-know headlines this week including the weirdest letter from Johnny Manziel to Baker Mayfield and a man seducing a bird. 

Oct 03, 2018
A House Divided; Basketball, Basketball, Basketball
00:49:47

This is a sports show after all. After Anthony and Gregg disagree about their loved ones' opinions, they get into Rob Gronkowski threatening retirement when nearly being traded by the Patriots and the hottest story to ever come out of Buffalo.

Sep 26, 2018
Early Retirement, Antonio Brown and the Last Thing to Say Before You Die
00:43:29

Anthony and Gregg are back and better than ever (some would argue). Find out which NFL player quit and retired during halftime and what basketball star found a person caged in a cab.   

Sep 19, 2018
JRVP: Game On
00:47:57

RJVP is dead. Long live JRVP. Anthony Jeselnik and Gregg Rosenthal reunite for the first episode back in almost three years to discuss a child running on the field during a lightning delay and a football coach getting fired after the possible spiking of water with a male enhancement drug. 

Sep 12, 2018
Coming Soon - JRVP
00:01:38

The Jeselnik & Rosenthal Vanity Project premieres September 11th, and will come out every Tuesday night. Subscribe now!

Aug 31, 2018