The Jeselnik & Rosenthal Vanity Project

By Comedy Central & Anthony Jeselnik, Gregg Rosenthal

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Anthony Jeselnik is a famous comedian and TV star. Gregg Rosenthal works as an analyst for the NFL Network. They have been best friends for 20 years and now they have a podcast where the only goal seems to be getting fired each and every week. 


Episode Date
Common Face
00:57:36

Anthony talks about how much he loves Modern Family and Gregg has found footage of his 4 year old picking his nose for a very long period of time. Erica reads some assumptions and has the guys react. A teacher dressed up in blackface to recite a Microsoft commercial like the rapper Common and McDonalds has to pull a bloody sundae ad.


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Nov 06, 2019
The Gender Is...DEATH
00:59:07

Anthony and Gregg talk about the fires in California and how they hope to continue #OctoNoChildPornober for the last few years. News flash: Drake is cornier than ever, a gender reveal ends up in death, and there is some more bad news for Renner fans.

Oct 30, 2019
NFL NEWS AND NEW SEGMENTS
00:55:38

**Programming note: There are no new segments or any NFL news updates in this podcast. Anthony and Gregg recap their amazing week at the pumpkin patch, Anthony's lukewarm beef with Ricky Gervais and give some dating advice.

Oct 23, 2019
Good Talk with Anthony Jeselnik: Natasha Leggero
00:20:36

Natasha Leggero shares what she loves about John Waters, walks through the development of her onstage persona and bonds with Anthony over not telling self-effacing jokes.


Watch the full Natasha Leggero episode on the Comedy Central app and on cc.com.

Oct 18, 2019
I Would Not Walk 350 Miles
00:57:50

Gregg returns from London while Coach_Tea fills in for Erica. A dead man kills from the grave, an update regarding Jeremy Renner and Anthony continues to create awareness for #OctoNoChildPornOber. 


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Oct 16, 2019
Good Talk with Anthony Jeselnik: Tig Notaro
00:21:11

Tig Notaro reveals what she does when she bombs onstage, does her impression of Joan Rivers and Larry David’s baby, and names her least favorite comedian.


Watch the full Tig Notaro episode on the Comedy Central app and on cc.com.

Oct 11, 2019
Good Talk with Anthony Jeselnik: Kumail Nanjiani
00:21:15

Kumail Nanjiani chats about the differences between acting and stand-up, gets quizzed on lines from his movies and offers insight into a pivotal scene from “The Big Sick.”


Watch the full Kumail Nanjiani episode on the Comedy Central app and on cc.com.

Oct 04, 2019
#OctoNoChildPornOber
00:41:20

Please do what you can to spread the word. #OctoNoChildPornOber

Oct 02, 2019
Good Talk with Anthony Jeselnik: David Spade
00:21:10

David Spade explains what makes stand-up more difficult today, chats about steering clear of political jokes and considers how his childhood influenced his comedy.


Watch the full David Spade episode on the Comedy Central app and on cc.com.

Sep 27, 2019
Lil Debby in the House
00:52:22

Gregg's parents come to the studio to sit in on the taping of JRVP. Debby says Anthony is better looking, but he insists that's a lie. Debby picked out some nice parent friendly headlines for the guys to talk about including an underwater proposal, a firefighter and the Emmys. Our hearts are so full.

Sep 25, 2019
Good Talk with Anthony Jeselnik: Kristen Schaal
00:21:10

Kristen Schaal recalls winning an alternative comedy award, debates with Anthony about how important surprise is to comedy and reflects on her experiences as a new mother.


Watch the full Kristen Schaal episode on the Comedy Central app and on cc.com.

Sep 20, 2019
Taking you Down to Chinatown
00:46:56

Anthony, Gregg and Erica reflect on their dinner out in china town and Anthony had to get a janitor to unlock the studio door for him. A woman ate her diamond engagement ring in her sleep and an 80 year old sportscaster was fired over some racist remarks.


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Sep 18, 2019
Good Talk with Anthony Jeselnik: Nick Kroll
00:21:32

In the first episode of 'Good Talk with Anthony Jeselnik,' Anthony sits down with comedian Nick Kroll.


Watch the full Nick Kroll episode on the Comedy Central app and on cc.com.

Sep 13, 2019
Heaven Finally Has a Name
00:45:26

What do roasts, gun shots, and Jeremy Renner have in common? JRVP. Anthony and Gregg chat about their week including the premiere of "Good Talk with Anthony Jeselnik" and an outing they'll never forget.

Sep 11, 2019
Yeah, We're Thinking We're Back
01:05:06

We're back! Anthony and Gregg recap their summer, Erica quizzes them about season 1 and they talk 911 operators, acid & earthquakes.


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Sep 04, 2019
Don't Cry Because It's Over...Smile Because It Happened
00:45:12

The season finale is sadly here. Anthony and Gregg reflect on their favorite moments from season one and what they're looking forward to for season two (fingers crossed!).

Jul 03, 2019
LIVE! From Clusterfest
00:59:56

We made it to San Francisco! Anthony and Gregg do their first (and last?) live show together at Clusterfest, bringing laughter and joy to all the grateful children in the land.

Jun 26, 2019
America's Podcast
00:53:19

Anthony and Gregg are back to talk about how Anthony's drunk podcast landed him in the hospital and Gregg's experience with the Grateful Dead. Erica makes the guys compete in a best friend tag to see who really knows more about the other.

Jun 19, 2019
TV Show Done...Podcast Still Going
00:52:31

A wild night is in store. Anthony's TV show wrapped today putting him in the best mood he's ever been in while recording. Champagne corks are stuck in the ceiling, knees are split open and Gregg and Erica are just trying to keep up.

Jun 12, 2019
Locked out of the Network
00:56:42

Anthony, Gregg, and Erica were all locked out of Comedy Central today and couldn't get into the studio for a while. Need we say more? Anthony's filming his new TV show and got an upsetting email the night before and Gregg is upset his in-laws don't find him funny.

Jun 05, 2019
Smell What the Rock is Cookin'
01:01:15

The Rock called Anthony's latest special "brilliant" and Gregg pushes for more love and positivity on the show. Anthony, Gregg and Erica find out what "type of bitch" they are according to Cosmo and Anthony wonders how many people you'd have to murder to make people forget about OJ Simpson.

May 29, 2019
EPIC GAME OF THRONES FINALE RECAP EPISODE!
00:53:07

(No spoilers!) All good things must come to an end including HBOs hit series "Game of Thrones". Anthony argues why he should be on the iron throne and why he's also exactly the same as Magic Johnson.

May 22, 2019
Cut It Off and Stick it Down Your Throat
00:55:35

Anthony and Gregg recap a crazy weekend and also get into a heated discussion about kickball. Who is the "Anthony" and who is the "Gregg" of a relationship gets brought up and Anthony threatens to fire Gregg.


May 15, 2019
The Royal Baby - Smothered and Covered Jeselnik Style
00:57:22

Fire in the Maternity Ward was such a success, it's time to get back down to what really matters: Gregg and Anthony's friendship, bank robber getaway cars, women with guns, and the Royal baby.

May 08, 2019
Fire in the Maternity Ward Special Extravaganza
00:44:13

The build up to Anthony's new comedy special that has been widely anticipated is finally here. Gregg brings in some friends to wish Anthony congrats and Ellis, Anthony's goddaughter, makes an appearance.

May 01, 2019
Nailing Picture Frames Outside
00:56:07

Anthony and Gregg talk about toxic masculinity and the build up to Anthony's new special releasing. The guys discuss whether women should be involved in sports and how to properly kill a UFC fighter. Is posting about your ex-girlfriend on instagram a bad thing to do?

Apr 24, 2019
The Real Game of Thrones is Horse- Gymnast Porn
00:59:17

We kept you waiting, didn't we? Don't fear, Anthony and Gregg are back to tell you how quick a lego can pass through your stool, kidney stones, and Game of Thrones. The guys also talk about horse-gymnast porn, and how they'd make a tape of it.

Apr 18, 2019
Toddlers on The Highway
00:49:28

Anthony and Gregg talk about almost Gregg leaving his stove burner on for 7 hours during the day and how Anthony almost walked away from the podcast before it even started. Anthony and Gregg give advice on how to pick the perfect God parents and four toddlers escape a daycare and run for the highway.

Apr 10, 2019
The Kind Of Lover We Are
00:56:46

Anthony and Gregg clear up the air after a little bit of hostility last week and Anthony talks about why he'll never visit a specific comedy club again. Anthony, Gregg and Erica take a "what kind of lover are you" quiz and things get sizzling hot. Is farting at someone considered bullying?

Apr 03, 2019
Don't Climax; Become Smarter
00:44:13

Anthony and Gregg tackle racism, pizza, and the art of not climaxing all in one episode. Anthony also nails an accent of Bella and Gigi Hadid.

Mar 27, 2019
A Rappity Rap Rap
00:59:02

Anthony and Gregg discuss grandparents and special friend day at a preschool and Anthony talks about how he showed Gregg's wife what it was like to be supported by a real man. Gregg surprisingly enjoyed Nascar and Erica was angry listening to last weeks episode overseas. Can you guess what a baby Jesus statue crying blood and rap have common? JRVP.

Mar 20, 2019
You Up and Your Wife
00:52:47

Anthony and Gregg recap the past week, highlighting Anthony's experience at Brody Stevens' memorial and Gregg's interesting run-in with a rabbi during an evening stroll. In Erica's absence, her friend and Anthony's Writers' Assistant, Emma, fills in as the producer and asks the guys about their first jobs in the entertainment industry in the debut of 'Emma's Corner.' Gregg and Anthony then discuss some big headlines, including Antonio Brown's trade to the Raiders, an English soccer player getting attacked by a fan and Russell Westbrook's altercation with a fan in Utah.

Mar 13, 2019
Kraft Macaroni & Cheese
00:59:15

Anthony and Gregg are back to discuss something about a massage parlor...

Mar 06, 2019
Jeselnik and The Big Bad Birthday Boy
00:50:09

Gregg turns 40 and Anthony took him to the best meal he's had in a long time. Erica went to Anthony's show live in Los Angeles this weekend and got to hang out backstage- but Gregg didn't show up. Some major headlines this week; a massive Daytona 500 crash and a tennis legend says that transgender people competing is "insane and cheating".

Feb 20, 2019
Save Us, Lingerie Obama
00:50:49

Anthony is upset he wasn't invited to Erica's birthday party and Gregg rubs it in that he decided not to go. Sex with animals, kicking women, revenge porn, and Obama in Lingerie are just SOME of the topics covered in this weeks JRVP. Don't forget to rate, review and subscribe!

Feb 13, 2019
The Super Bowl of Poop Flips
00:57:13

The Patriots winning the Super Bowl sends Anthony's anger into an all time high as Gregg and Erica recap their week in Atlanta. Also, a man poops while flipping into a lake. As always, don't forget to rate and review!

Feb 06, 2019
Against Our Will: The Beginning of the End
00:45:56

Anthony and Gregg talk about the Pro bowl and what they have been up to. They address some Itunes reviews and also discuss the figure skater that died by suicide and an arrest of a nurse.

Jan 30, 2019
Orko: Anthony is Mad About the Patriots
00:52:09

This week: Trampthirsty and Rosenthal celebrate the Patriots winning the AFC Championship and Anthony is not happy about it. A Florida teacher is accused of smearing human feces on a park bench before a child's birthday party, Tiki Barber makes his broadway debut in Kinky Boots, and a man is hospitalized after injecting himself with semen to relieve his back pain.

Jan 23, 2019
New Year, New You, New Caravan
00:45:53

There is a new caravan coming to town and everybody is talking about it. Clemson celebrates the national title with fast food at the White house and the WWE is in an uproar after wrestler shoves tampon down her rival's throat.

Jan 16, 2019
No Excuses/ You Don't Have to Kill Yourself Anymore
00:44:53

Clemson destroys Alabama in the national title game, Cody Parkey misses THE kick sending the Chicago Bears packing, and Derrick Rose apologizes for telling people to kill themselves.

Jan 09, 2019
More Effective: Smokey the Bear? Or Faceless Santa Claus?
00:45:57

The Patriots lost to the Steelers and Anthony gets to rub it in Gregg's face. The Pacers hire the first female assistant general manager and Santa horrifies parents in England during a fire scare.

Dec 19, 2018
Sky Penis & The World of Tomorrow
00:51:54

Where do the Steelers land after their third loss and what happened when Mario Lemieux came out of retirement? How do you plan a date for someone who is sober? Do the artists of the "sky penis" get to keep their jobs? What will our tagline be? All questions answered and MORE in this weeks episode of JRVP.

Dec 12, 2018
Natural Planning Method: Shoot Yourself in the Groin
00:46:13

It's a typical JRVP night here in the studio. Philip Rivers is about to have his ninth kid and credits the Natural Planning Method and a white supremacist group tricks Brett Favre into a video shout out. A steelers fan also choked a pregnant Chargers fan at a game.

Dec 05, 2018
Caravan vs. Tribe vs. Erica Following Directions
00:52:58

Authorities tear gas the caravan at the border, a police standoff with a tribe, and Anthony and Gregg get upset that Erica can't follow directions.

Nov 28, 2018
THE Thanksgiving Special
00:51:35

How else would you spend your Thanksgiving? Listen to Anthony and Gregg answer all your questions here in this very special episode of JRVP!

Nov 21, 2018
Be Big, Like Mean Joe Green Big
00:48:00

The Caravan may be getting lost in the news but it is still coming. Anthony and Gregg share where fans can buy the caravan jerseys and any chances of expansion. A Titans fan is hospitalized after falling for a t-shirt and a man in Japan had 40 people show up to his wedding...to a hologram.

Nov 14, 2018
Election Night Special: Caravan Edition
00:50:53

Post Malone made a pair of Crocs and they sold out in 10 minutes. Anthony claims his would sell out in 9. Anthony and Gregg talk drug testing, newlywed deaths and the worst job to hold in sports.

Nov 07, 2018
Anthony Forgets The Theme Song to His Own TV Show
00:48:20

Anthony and Gregg share their favorite memories of each other while also discussing the "must see" horror movies this October. Gregg talks about how his mom walked in on him when he was in high school.

Oct 31, 2018
Crack Teeth
00:48:00

Anthony and Gregg explain why and how they are still friends today. They tell the story of the night Gregg went to jail and why Anthony didn't get to punch anyone during the brawl. Also, How are 4 year olds getting their hands on crack?

Oct 24, 2018
Too Wholesome? Or Not Wholesome enough?
00:43:57

Anthony and Gregg reflect on a time when nobody wanted to live with them during college and also go over their best finishing move- wrestling, that is. What is more wholesome than dancing dinosaurs?

Oct 17, 2018
A Two Year Old, Another Two Year Old and Satan Ruled Out
00:48:48

Anthony and Gregg discuss what they would do to a two year old if it shredded $1000 and relate to Antonio Brown throwing furniture off a patio. Rest assured, Satan was ruled out when experts were studying a flaming pit in Arkansas. 

Oct 10, 2018
Headline City and the Japanese Symbol for Settling
00:46:41

You asked, we answered: headlines, headlines, and more headlines. Anthony and Gregg break down all the need-to-know headlines this week including the weirdest letter from Johnny Manziel to Baker Mayfield and a man seducing a bird. 

Oct 03, 2018
A House Divided; Basketball, Basketball, Basketball
00:49:47

This is a sports show after all. After Anthony and Gregg disagree about their loved ones' opinions, they get into Rob Gronkowski threatening retirement when nearly being traded by the Patriots and the hottest story to ever come out of Buffalo.

Sep 26, 2018
Early Retirement, Antonio Brown and the Last Thing to Say Before You Die
00:43:29

Anthony and Gregg are back and better than ever (some would argue). Find out which NFL player quit and retired during halftime and what basketball star found a person caged in a cab.   

Sep 19, 2018
JRVP: Game On
00:47:57

RJVP is dead. Long live JRVP. Anthony Jeselnik and Gregg Rosenthal reunite for the first episode back in almost three years to discuss a child running on the field during a lightning delay and a football coach getting fired after the possible spiking of water with a male enhancement drug. 

Sep 12, 2018