Hello Dysfunction

By Hello Dysfunction

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Episodes: 348

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A raw and hilarious dive into current events, familial chaos, awkward sexual experiences, navigating mental illness, gossip, and the political dumpster fire we’re all forced to live in. 


Episode Date
S2 Ep345: Granny Pants ft Elrod (@mexakitsch)
Apr 02, 2026
S2 Ep344: Slight Flare ft Kris Staxx
Mar 26, 2026
S2 Ep343: Freaky Furs ft Deltrice
Mar 19, 2026
S2 Ep342: Horny Poetry ft Miss Ashleigh
Mar 12, 2026
S2 Ep341: Woman of Leisure ft Sexy Nelly
Mar 05, 2026
S2 Ep340: Three Day Run
Feb 26, 2026
S2 Ep339: Rub Maps ft Alyssa
Feb 19, 2026
S2 Ep338: Not Mething Around ft Jose
Feb 11, 2026
S2 Ep337: Not My Stud ft Jaymee
Feb 05, 2026
S2 Ep336: “It’s Me….Hello”
Jan 29, 2026
S1 Ep335: Boston Beckham
Jan 22, 2026
S1 Ep334: Jacosta
Jan 10, 2026
S1 Ep333: Happy New Year 2026
Jan 01, 2026
S1 Ep332: A Christmas Miracle
Dec 28, 2025
S1 Ep331: Crazy As A Betsy Bug
Dec 18, 2025
S1 Ep330: Do A Bump
Dec 12, 2025
S1 Ep329: Dirty White Gremlin
Dec 05, 2025
S1 Ep328: The San Francisco Treat
Nov 28, 2025
S1 Ep327: AC Transit Belt
Nov 20, 2025
S1 Ep326: Christmas Committee
Nov 15, 2025
S1 Ep325: Wiener War
Nov 07, 2025
S1 Ep324: Grandpa Stew
Nov 01, 2025
S1 Ep323: I Don't Got The Spirit
Oct 24, 2025
S1 Ep322: Those Are Garfield's Words
Oct 15, 2025
S1 Ep321: He Had Pony Tails
Oct 10, 2025
S1 Ep320: In Women's Business
Oct 02, 2025
S1 Ep319: More Nightmares
Sep 27, 2025
S1 Ep318: I Step On Men
Sep 19, 2025
S1 Ep317: I Feel Like Ozzy
Sep 12, 2025
S1 Ep316: BPD Is A Great Thing
Sep 05, 2025
S1 Ep315: Montel, I'm Mad At You
Aug 28, 2025
S1 Ep314: MARK, Get In Here
Aug 22, 2025
S1 Ep313: You Better Run
Aug 15, 2025
S1 Ep312: Elizabeth?
Jul 31, 2025
S1 Ep311: Golden River
Jul 24, 2025
S1 Ep310: A Sad Origin Story
Jul 17, 2025
S1 Ep309: 309 - What Binders?
Jul 09, 2025
S1 Ep308: A Summer Treat
Jul 03, 2025
S1 Ep307: Not Everyone Gets A Sandwich
Jun 27, 2025
S1 Ep306: Bonsai
Jun 19, 2025
S1 Ep305: Geriatric Prostitute
Jun 12, 2025
S1 Ep304: Are They Cigaretting?
Jun 05, 2025
S1 Ep303: Don't Tell My Family
May 29, 2025
S1 Ep302: Take The Scissors
May 22, 2025
S1 Ep301: That's Horny Time
May 15, 2025
S1 Ep300: We Both Got Gems
May 09, 2025
S1 Ep299: You're No Good
May 01, 2025
S1 Ep298: Wiener Reset
Apr 24, 2025
S1 Ep297: I Know Better Than You
Apr 17, 2025
S1 Ep296: Use It Or Lose It
Apr 10, 2025
S1 Ep295: Never Knew A F*ck
Apr 04, 2025
S1 Ep294: Vaginal Water Gun
Mar 27, 2025
S1 Ep293: Where's My Provider Lesbian?
Mar 20, 2025
S1 Ep292: Agent of Chaos
Mar 15, 2025
S1 Ep291: Shut Up & Square Dance
Feb 27, 2025
S1 Ep290: I Have To Use My Mouth
Feb 20, 2025
S1 Ep289: Ladies of the Night
Feb 13, 2025
S1 Ep288: Amen To Jesus
Feb 06, 2025
S1 Ep287: Indian Sex Chat
Jan 30, 2025
S1 Ep286: Rest In Piss
Jan 23, 2025
S1 Ep285: Do You Have Lover?
Jan 06, 2025
S1 Ep284: Is He A Capricorn?
Dec 28, 2024
S1 Ep283: Disgusting Gender
Dec 22, 2024
S1 Ep282: Mark's Favorite Episode
Dec 15, 2024
S1 Ep281: Poor People Ornaments
Dec 07, 2024
S1 Ep280: Sponge On a Stick
Dec 01, 2024
S1 Ep279: Gay Christmas Love
Nov 24, 2024
S1 Ep278: Sweet Ass Ride
Nov 17, 2024
S1 Ep277: Hell Yeah Brother
Nov 09, 2024
S1 Ep276: I'd Rather Be Pregnant
Oct 30, 2024
S1 Ep275: I'm Calling America's Most Wanted
Oct 25, 2024
S1 Ep274: Boner Killer
Oct 17, 2024
S1 Ep273: The Boozy Brothers
Oct 09, 2024
S1 Ep272: Let's Have Less
Oct 02, 2024
S1 Ep271: Hubba Hubba
Sep 25, 2024
S1 Ep270: They Tried It
Sep 18, 2024
S1 Ep269: A Game With No Winners
Sep 11, 2024
S1 Ep268: There's a Bitch in My Bed
Sep 05, 2024
S1 Ep267: I'm Busy Flirting
Aug 14, 2024
S1 Ep266: Don't Just Do It
Aug 09, 2024
S1 Ep265: Flicking Your Bean
Aug 02, 2024
S1 Ep264: Closed Hit Fist
Jul 29, 2024
S1 Ep263: How's Your Mom?
Jul 21, 2024
S1 Ep262: I'm Free Bleeding
Jul 12, 2024
S1 Ep261: Lonely Days
Jun 29, 2024
S1 Ep260: Working Out For Evil
Jun 20, 2024
S1 Ep259: It's Kismet
Jun 13, 2024
S1 Ep258: White Death Paste
May 31, 2024
S1 Ep257: Hide The Crack
May 17, 2024
S1 Ep256: It's Still About Me
May 11, 2024
S1 Ep255: I'm Gifted
May 04, 2024
S1 Ep254: The Rodeo Raper
Apr 27, 2024
S1 Ep253: Leave William Alone
Apr 19, 2024
S1 Ep252: Freak Show Menu
Apr 06, 2024
S1 Ep251: Sophia
Mar 30, 2024
S1 Ep250: Don't Doorbell Ditch
Mar 23, 2024
S1 Ep249: The Truth Ain't in You
Mar 15, 2024
S1 Ep248: Cement Shoes
Mar 02, 2024
S1 Ep247: Why Aren't We Purging?
Feb 25, 2024
S1 Ep246: Young Sicko
Feb 18, 2024
S1 Ep245: Rigamarole
Feb 13, 2024
S1 Ep244: Donald Duck Setup
Feb 03, 2024
S1 Ep243: Manipulative Bowel Movement
Jan 20, 2024
S1 Ep242: Professor of Rats
Jan 12, 2024
S1 Ep241: It's GOODNIGHT
Jan 09, 2024
S1 Ep240: My Dad's Dick
Dec 29, 2023
S1 Ep239: I'm Sorry Officer
Dec 23, 2023
S1 Ep238: Watermelon and Hammer Pants
Dec 16, 2023
S1 Ep237: Product of a Sex Appointment
Dec 03, 2023
S1 Ep236: Another Horny Scorpio
Nov 25, 2023
S1 Ep235: Thank You White People
Nov 10, 2023
S1 Ep234: Happy Halloween
Nov 03, 2023
S1 Ep233: It's My Birthday
Oct 27, 2023
S1 Ep232: Insatiable
Oct 20, 2023
S1 Ep231: Funky Clown
Oct 13, 2023
S1 Ep230: Happy Birthday HD
Oct 06, 2023
S1 Ep229: Possible Meteor
Sep 28, 2023
S1 Ep228: She's Hot
Sep 22, 2023
S1 Ep227: I'm Coming, Daddy
Sep 15, 2023
S1 Ep226: Stop Talking
Sep 08, 2023
S1 Ep225: Trig
Sep 01, 2023
S1 Ep224: Drippy Drippy
Aug 26, 2023
S1 Ep223: Put On a Tool Belt
Aug 13, 2023
S1 Ep222: Just Say You're No Fun
Aug 05, 2023
S1 Ep221: Say Excuse Me
Jul 28, 2023
S1 Ep220: Murder Deluxe
Jul 17, 2023
S1 Ep219: Lackadaisical
Jul 02, 2023
S1 Ep218: Can Crystal Get a Break?
Jun 23, 2023
S1 Ep217: When a Man Loves a Woman
Jun 13, 2023
S1 Ep216: 800% Turf Girl
Jun 03, 2023
S1 Ep215: Bathroom Brawls
May 26, 2023
S1 Ep214: Act a Fool
May 20, 2023
S1 Ep213: Whack A Mole
May 15, 2023
S1 Ep212: Extra, Extra
May 05, 2023
S1 Ep211: BG and HD
May 01, 2023
S1 Ep210: Sex Feet
Apr 21, 2023
S1 Ep209: Big Mama
Apr 16, 2023
S1 Ep208: Small Town Drunk
Apr 06, 2023
S1 Ep207: Arch Nemesis
Mar 23, 2023
S1 Ep206: Wet Irish Meat
Mar 18, 2023
S1 Ep205: Stay Out There
Mar 13, 2023
S1 Ep204: Where's Your Teeth?!
Mar 05, 2023
S1 Ep203: Car Sandwich
Feb 25, 2023
S1 Ep202: Budget TV Dinners
Feb 17, 2023
S1 Ep201: Sex Machine
Feb 10, 2023
S1 Ep200: Hanky
Jan 21, 2023
S1 Ep199: This Is Honesty Hour
Jan 14, 2023
S1 Ep198: Brown Couches
Jan 10, 2023
S1 Ep197: Couch Ham
Dec 29, 2022
S1 Ep196: A Good Bay Area Welcome
Dec 19, 2022
S1 Ep195: This Disease I Have
Dec 11, 2022
S1 Ep194: Who’s Knocking?
Nov 24, 2022
S1 Ep193: Best Friend Energy - Ad
Nov 14, 2022
S1 Ep193: Business In The Bathrobe
Nov 12, 2022
S1 Ep192: Little Mama
Nov 05, 2022
S1 Ep191: Bang Bang Niner Gang
Oct 28, 2022
S1 Ep190: Pata Freak
Oct 22, 2022
S1 Ep189: Ruby Edgewood
Oct 14, 2022
S1 Ep188: Your Sleeping Bag Stinks
Oct 08, 2022
S1 Ep187: Small Town Girl
Sep 25, 2022
S1 Ep186: Her Shoes Don't Fit
Sep 17, 2022
S1 Ep185: One, Two, Three, Six
Sep 10, 2022
S1 Ep184: It's Ramen Time
Sep 03, 2022
S1 Ep183: Murder Was The Case
Aug 29, 2022
S1 Ep182: Not Classy And Kind Of Annoying
Aug 20, 2022
S1 Ep181: Contist
Aug 11, 2022
S1 Ep180: He Was On Demon Time
Aug 04, 2022
S1 Ep179: Don't Call CPS
Jul 28, 2022
S1 Ep178: Mexican Violence Juice
Jul 21, 2022
S1 Ep177: Slugging
Jul 15, 2022
S1 Ep176: Dickfished
Jul 09, 2022
S1 Ep175: Betty Gotta Go
Jul 04, 2022
S1 Ep174: Tweeker Pooh
Jun 23, 2022
S1 Ep173: Don't Come Here Clean
Jun 10, 2022
S1 Ep172: Roach Girl
May 27, 2022
S1 Ep171: We Be Havin' Thangs
May 20, 2022
S1 Ep170: Little Wet Friend
May 13, 2022
S1 Ep169: Just Date Crows
May 05, 2022
S1 Ep168: We're Trying
Apr 28, 2022
S1 Ep167: Fluffer
Apr 16, 2022
S1 Ep166: Loser Juice
Apr 08, 2022
S1 Ep165: Parliament Belt
Mar 31, 2022
S1 Ep164: Gas Station Pedophile
Mar 18, 2022
S1 Ep163: It's A Testicle Puzzle
Mar 12, 2022
S1 Ep162: Galavanting
Mar 04, 2022
S1 Ep161: Kill Your Rapist
Feb 25, 2022
S1 Ep160: CREAM
Feb 18, 2022
S1 Ep159: Move Bitch
Feb 11, 2022
S1 Ep158: Air Fryer Cult
Feb 06, 2022
S1 Ep157: Red Rocket
Jan 28, 2022
S1 Ep156: Phantom Souls
Jan 22, 2022
S1 Ep155: You Pissed On The Baby
Jan 13, 2022
S1 Ep154: I Have Good News
Jan 06, 2022
S1 Ep153: On God's Birthday
Dec 30, 2021
S1 Ep152: AIDS Staples
Dec 10, 2021
S1 Ep151: It's a Pussy Wig
Dec 03, 2021
S1 Ep150: Make Me a Marionette
Nov 25, 2021
S1 Ep149: Ol' Trusty Red
Nov 04, 2021
S1 Ep148: Italian Instinct
Oct 14, 2021
S1 Ep147: I"m a Big Ass Trick
Oct 07, 2021
S1 Ep146: Why I Didn't Find One?
Sep 30, 2021
S1 Ep145: You're Not To Be Trusted
Sep 23, 2021
S1 Ep144: May The Best Pussy Win
Sep 19, 2021
S1 Ep143: Dumb, Dumber, And a Baby
Sep 04, 2021
S1 Ep142: Let's Joust
Aug 26, 2021
S1 Ep141: Creamies
Aug 22, 2021
S1 Ep140: And I Wasn't On Drugs
Aug 12, 2021
S1 Ep139: Meat Sweats
Aug 05, 2021
S1 Ep138: Hide Your Wieners
Jul 29, 2021
S1 Ep137: Beefy Mustache
Jul 22, 2021
S1 Ep136: Pull Those Leggings Down
Jul 15, 2021
S1 Ep135: Put It In My Dead Mouth
Jul 08, 2021
S1 Ep134: Discount Code.. Hello
Jul 01, 2021
S1 Ep133: Don't Judge Me, But...
Jun 25, 2021
S1 Ep132: Sharing The Dysfunction- feat. Judge Us Not Podcast
Jun 17, 2021
S1 Ep131: She's A Lot Like The Caldecott Tunnel
Jun 10, 2021
S1 Ep130: Let's Talk About My Tits
Jun 03, 2021
S1 Ep129: I'm Sorry, Robyn
May 27, 2021
S1 Ep128: Thank You Jessica Simpson
May 20, 2021
S1 Ep127: He Bought Me These Pumps
May 13, 2021
S1 Ep126: Parsley Pussy
May 07, 2021
S1 Ep125: Hood Foarder
Apr 29, 2021
S1 Ep124: Are You Dru Down?
Apr 22, 2021
S1 Ep123: Liver Spotted Dick
Apr 15, 2021
S1 Ep122: 2021 Women in Podcasting
Apr 08, 2021
S1 Ep121: Fuck You And Them Fish
Apr 01, 2021
S1 Ep120: Side Boob & Stained Holes
Mar 25, 2021
S1 Ep119: Peeing is OK
Mar 18, 2021
S1 Ep118: Silly Goose
Mar 11, 2021
S1 Ep117: Dry Gas
Mar 04, 2021
S1 Ep116: Who is The Real Throat Goat
Feb 18, 2021
S1 Ep115: Jacket And Shoes With No Pants On
Feb 11, 2021
S1 Ep114: Trigger Warning
Feb 04, 2021
S1 Ep113: “Most Valuble Playa”
Jan 28, 2021
S1 Ep112: Find My Balls
Jan 21, 2021
S1 Ep111: Wait, Look At My Socks
Jan 14, 2021
S1 Ep110: Never Having Sex With You Again
Jan 07, 2021
S1 Ep109: Sex Shouldn't Hurt Others
Dec 31, 2020
S1 Ep108: E-40 Raised Me
Dec 24, 2020
S1 Ep107: I Choose Violence
Dec 10, 2020
S1 Ep106: Dessert Eggs
Dec 04, 2020
S1 Ep105: Beautiful
Nov 26, 2020
S1 Ep104: And Altso
Nov 19, 2020
S1 Ep103: Vocal Dancing
Nov 13, 2020
S1 Ep102: Bisexual Criminal
Nov 05, 2020
S1 Ep101: We're Barbers
Oct 29, 2020
S1 Ep100: You Better Not Suck It
Oct 22, 2020
S1 Ep99: Save The Mexican Pizza
Oct 15, 2020
S1 Ep98: Mrs. Buttersworth
Oct 08, 2020
S1 Ep97: Don’t Scream In The Bank
Oct 01, 2020
S1 Ep96: Nose Stink
Sep 17, 2020
S1 Ep95: Can You Even Fit Your Fingers In There?
Sep 10, 2020
S1 Ep94: Poop Knife
Sep 03, 2020
S1 Ep93: Vaginal Preservation
Aug 27, 2020
S1 Ep92: I'm A Receipt Keeping Bitch
Aug 20, 2020
S1 Ep91: Ghosts Are Assholes
Aug 14, 2020
S1 Ep90: The Spence Stinkies
Aug 06, 2020
S1 Ep89: Maybe Don’t Eat Canned Meat
Jul 30, 2020
S1 Ep88: Speaking Of Heavy Meats
Jul 23, 2020
S1 Ep87: Kevin Is Famous
Jul 16, 2020
S1 Ep86: You Go Fight At Cheese Park
Jul 09, 2020
S1 Ep85: Just Leave Him
Jul 02, 2020
S1 Ep84: Always Wipe The Pee Off
Jun 25, 2020
S1 Ep83: Crest With Sparkles
Jun 18, 2020
S1 Ep82: She Ate The Carpet
Jun 10, 2020
S1 Ep81: Bitch, She's On TikTok
May 28, 2020
S1 Ep80: Is Lucy Missing Money?
May 20, 2020
S1 Ep79: My Tits Were My Best Personality Trait
May 14, 2020
S1 Ep78: Your Butthole Is Not For Vengeance
May 06, 2020
S1 Ep77: Hit It With Something Wet
Apr 22, 2020
S1 Ep76: Mom’s New Sex Toy
Apr 16, 2020
S1 Ep75: Sobriety Swim Test
Apr 09, 2020
S1 Ep74: I LOVE sex
Apr 03, 2020
S1 Ep73: Keep Cats Out Of Your Ludes
Mar 26, 2020
S1 Ep72: Pistol Whipping
Mar 18, 2020
S1 Ep71: That Time I Had Anal Warts
Mar 12, 2020
S1 Ep70: Just remove the walnut from your butth*le
Mar 04, 2020
S1 Ep69: Sex Splits
Feb 26, 2020
S1 Ep68: Wiener Rescue
Feb 19, 2020
S1 Ep67: Stop Skipping All The Good Parts
Feb 13, 2020
S1 Ep66: Drink The Power
Feb 05, 2020
S1 Ep65: PERTENTIAL DANGERS
Jan 30, 2020
S1 Ep64: Give Me ALL The Sperm
Jan 22, 2020
S1 Ep63: Are You Leaking?
Jan 15, 2020
S1 Ep62: Intimate Parts
Jan 09, 2020
S1 Ep61: What’s Your Dirty White Secret?
Dec 31, 2019
S1 Ep60: Tammy’s Getting Spanked
Dec 19, 2019
S1 Ep59: F*CK FRED
Dec 12, 2019
S1 Ep58: DON’T SPIT START IT
Dec 04, 2019
S1 Ep57: 15 Dogs Are Missing
Nov 27, 2019
S1 Ep56: “Two Live Crew”
Nov 20, 2019
S1 Ep55: Post More Pics of Your Ass
Nov 13, 2019
S1 Ep54: I Better Not Be Burnt
Nov 06, 2019
S1 Ep53: 11 Dicks
Oct 30, 2019
S1 Ep52: Don’t Call It A Pee Pee
Oct 23, 2019
S1 Ep51: Your Mom Is Not A Drug Dealer
Oct 10, 2019
S1 Ep50: There IS a limit to a mother’s love
Oct 03, 2019
S1 Ep49: All I Can Think Of Is John Travolta
Sep 24, 2019
S1 Ep48: Double D Donyah
Sep 17, 2019
S1 Ep47: Ancestry is NOT for sex
Sep 11, 2019
S1 Ep46: I Got Played
Sep 06, 2019
S1 Ep45: Pilots Be Drunk
Aug 29, 2019
S1 Ep44: Interracial Gangbang
Aug 13, 2019
S1 Ep43: Stay Away From Andy
Aug 06, 2019
S1 Ep42: God is a Dom
Jul 30, 2019
S1 Ep41: They're Definitely Neighbors
Jul 23, 2019
S1 Ep40: No New Friends
Jul 18, 2019
S1 Ep39: "I think Finnish people are cool"
Jul 09, 2019
S1 Ep38: Hittin Switches
Jun 26, 2019
S1 Ep37: Piss over ice
Jun 18, 2019
S1 Ep36: My Whole Life Is A Lie
Jun 11, 2019
S1 Ep35: Wet n Wild 508
Jun 04, 2019
S1 Ep34: Ancestry Is Messy
May 30, 2019
S1 Ep33: "I Murdered Alicia Keys"
May 21, 2019
S1 Ep32: DAD, DON'T COME IN
May 14, 2019
The Yee Yee Girls (bonus Episode)
May 09, 2019
S1 Ep31: Discussing Douches w Strangers
May 06, 2019
S1 Ep30: Don't Masturbate To Death
Apr 23, 2019
S1 Ep29: I Like To Get Stretched
Apr 16, 2019
S1 Ep28: Funerals Should Be Funny
Apr 08, 2019
S1 Ep27: YOU WEAR FAKE TOES??
Apr 01, 2019
S1 Ep26: I Hate Babies
Mar 27, 2019
S1 Ep25: Would You F*ck My Dead Body?
Mar 19, 2019
S1 Ep24: Would You Rather...
Mar 12, 2019
S1 Ep23: My Penis Was Crying Your Name
Mar 05, 2019
S1 Ep22: Who Thought This Was A Good Idea
Feb 27, 2019
S1 Ep21: Stop Petting The Cat and Finish
Feb 19, 2019
S1 Ep20: Two for Twomp
Feb 12, 2019
S1 Ep19: Everything Is Gay
Feb 05, 2019
S1 Ep18: Foreskin & Pepper Spray
Jan 29, 2019
S1 Ep17: Are You International?
Jan 22, 2019
S1 Ep16: So Fuckin Majestic
Jan 15, 2019
S1 Ep16: So Fckin Majestic
Jan 15, 2019
S1 Ep15: Stay Outta The Creek
Jan 09, 2019
S1 Ep14: God's Well
Jan 01, 2019
S1 Ep13: "Cheese Sandwiches"
Dec 25, 2018
S1 Ep12: The Playboy Club
Dec 18, 2018
S1 Ep11: Gramma's Heart Attack
Dec 11, 2018
S1 Ep10: Parental Advisory
Dec 04, 2018
S1 Ep9: Weird Sex
Nov 28, 2018
S1 Ep8: Curing Rickets
Nov 20, 2018
S1 Ep7: I'm A Doctor
Nov 12, 2018
S1 Ep6: Gas Station Salad & Dirty Sanchez
Nov 06, 2018
S1 Ep5: The Stolen Car
Oct 30, 2018
S1 Ep4: Grandma Candy & Pocket Cheese
Oct 23, 2018
S1 Ep3: Tether Ball
Oct 16, 2018
S1 Ep2: Dark Web
Oct 16, 2018
S1 Ep1: Purple Taser
Oct 11, 2018