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Welcome to Schnitt Talk. Barstool Sports' Ellie Schnitt and her producer Alanna explore what it's really like to be a 20-something, from dating and relationships to standing up for yourself as a woman in the workplace. They might not have all the answers, but they'll ask them right along with you. In short: it's a podcast for chicks by a chick who gets it.

Episode Date
Snacc: Plz Don't Die At The Office Holiday Party

It's office holiday party szn, people; and you could walk away either being the life of the party, or the office pariah. We're spilling tea, and talking do's and don'ts for your office holiday party. 

Answering a listener DM: Why do guys always come back, right when you don't want them anymore? (26:30)

Wait, this is weird but, is anyone else only attracted to guys that are just like their fathers....  Oedipus complex is real. (20:45)



Cinema by Benny Benassi & Gary Go 

Like Me Better by Lauv

Dec 13, 2019
E61 Office Relationships

By popular demand, this week's episode is all about office relationships. Are you actually in love or do you just want to sleep with your office crush? Remember, this is your CAREER, not college.

Next, for our Hinge segment, we're talking about knowing if you're going on a date with a hinge-whore, or someone whose in it for the right reasons (25:40).

WMTSTW, let's talk depression (35:44).

FTB this week is something that may seem small, but is actually HUGE when attracting girls (42:55).



Like Me Better by Lauv

Dirty Little Secret by All American Rejects

I'm A Mess by Bebe Rexha 

S.L.U.T. by Bea Miller


Dec 10, 2019
Snacc: Sober Sex & Chemistry

This Snacc episode starts off with a DM about sober sex. Ever only hooked up with someone when you're both wasted, and then you're terrified to hook up with them sober? We've all taken a shot or two before going over someone's place. Next, another DM from a girl who claims she's just not sexually attracted to her boyfriend. Dealbreaker?

Dec 06, 2019
E60 How To Breakup

Starting with a very alarming break up voicemail, this week's episode we're talking break ups. How to be the breakee with classy and respect. 

Next, FTB this week is all about what to get your new girlfriend/fling for the holidays (22:45)

WTMSTW is about how to deal with having just a really shitty day (34:00)

The Hinge sponsored segment this week is all about how to get back on the horse and start dating again after a break up(39:00)



Like Me Better by Lauv

Potential Break Up Song by Alie and AJ

I'm A Mess by Bebe Rexha 

S.L.U.T. by Bea Miller


Dec 03, 2019
Snacc: PDA & Celebrity Couples

This Friday we're answering some DM's about showing affection/ PDA, drastic haircuts, loving yourself before someone else, and a rant about celebrity couples 

Nov 29, 2019
E59 Surviving Thanksgiving Eve

Thanksgiving Eve, our favorite/ most petty holiday of the year, is back and we're talking how to survive it. This year, specifically, if you should fuck your ex or not (1:50)

WMTSTW is about how to navigate through all the stress inducing questions your family is about to hammer you with at the dinner table (19:00)

Sponsored by Hinge, we're talking bringing home your new significant other home for the holidays to meet your family (27:10)

Also, a DM about whether or not you should get into a relationship your senior year/ before graduation.  (36:45)

Check out our Thanksgiving Eve episode from last year for more, E5 Thanksgiving Eve: A Social Warzone


Like Me Better by Lauv

I'm A Mess by Bebe Rexha 

Everybody Talks by Neon Trees 

S.L.U.T. by Bea Miller

Nov 26, 2019
Snacc: Answer The Internet with Loud Luxury

Andrew and Joe of Loud Luxury return to the podcast to talk about their bus tour around the country, frats, their shows, and play Answer The Internet

Nov 22, 2019
E58 We Were ON A BREAK

This week we're giving a tough love talk about going on a "break". What are the "rules" when you go on a break with someone? Does it ever really work out in the end? 

This week we're switching it up and doing a For The Girls all about what to wear out in the winter (18:50)

Hinge is back this week with a brand new segment about how to nail first dates in the winter (27:10)

WMTSTW is all about pushing yourself and getting out of your comfort zone (37:17)

A weekend update about Alanna's trip to Nashville and Ellie getting puked on (41:30)



Like Me Better by Lauv

I'm A Mess by Bebe Rexha 

Dance Monkey by Tones And I

S.L.U.T. by Bea Miller


Nov 19, 2019
Snacc: "Not My Boyfriend" Breakup Pt. 2

Revisiting this topic because we have all been heart broken over someone we've never even dated and WE MUST TALK ABOUT IT

Nov 15, 2019
E57 Happy 1st Birthday Schnitt Talk

In honor of 1 (one) whole year of doing this podcast, we are having a 1st Birthday Party Award Show. We asked you guys to share your favorite, funniest, worst, moments and have some of our favorite guests on to present with awards. It's been a crazy year, thank you to all the listeners, WE LOVE YOU ALL SO MUCH!


Nov 12, 2019
Snacc: Fuck Boiz ft. Trevor Wallace

The hilarious Trevor Wallace joins this week's Snacc episode to talk shit about fuck boys, the bird's and the bee's talk, and play Answer The Internet 

Nov 08, 2019
E56 Wanna Play A Game

This weeks episode is all about playing games, and whether they work or not. We've all played petty games, but which ones actually work and which or a relationship death sentence? (2:00)

What My Therapist Said This Week this week is a healthy tip to keep your mind and body at ease. (22:20)

For The Boys this week, we're still talking about games, and what to absolutely avoid when your texting a girl. (33:00)



Nov 05, 2019
Snacc: Shaving & Answer The Internet

On today's Snacc episode we're talking all about shaving. Tips and tricks for hair removal, how annoying it is, and are joined by a guest to answer the question: do guys really care if you're not perfectly shaven when you hook up? 

Later, we're playing the new Barstool game "Answer The Internet" (think "would you rather")


Nov 01, 2019
E55 Sorry I Was Such A Bitch To You

We're starting off this week's episode talking about how sometimes you're the asshole and you're the one that fucked up. It's a harsh reality but we've all been there, and all you can do is forgive yourself (3:20)

FTB this week is a guide to a good instagram page. Gentlemen, you're underestimating the power of a good instagram when it comes to attracting girls, so listen up (31:10)

WMTSTW is a long awaited discussion about how to find the right therapist for you and your needs (46:00)

Followed up by a conversation about not conforming, weird dicks, and much more


Songs: (can be found on our Spotify playlist "tg for schnitt talk")

Good Things Fall Apart by Illenium & Jon Bellion

I'm A Mess by Bebe Rexha 

Like Me Better by Lauv

S.L.U.T. by Bea Miller

New Merch can be found at 


Oct 29, 2019
Snacc: Drinking Anxiety & "Mike"

How do you recover from drinking anxiety/ an actual drunk fuck up?

How did we get to Barstool and become friends + starting this podcast

Being in a rut/ post-grad depression

Ellie's Mike story 

Oct 25, 2019
E54 It's Okay To Be Single

Are you constantly in new relationships? Friendly reminder and pep talk to all our listeners this week: IT'S  OKAY TO BE SINGLE. Know the difference between something real, and just settling for attention. 

FTB: guys..... stop telling girls you like them when you just want to hook up!!! This rant leads into a DM from a female listener about being on the other end of this, with a guy that may be using her.

Ellie rips Alanna a new asshole for being annoyingly happy 


Tie Me Down by Gryffin, Elley Duhé

Like Me Better by Lauv

S.L.U.T. by Bea Miller

Oct 22, 2019
Snacc Happy Hoe-lloween, if you will

Welcome to  a special Happy Halloween episode of Schnitt Talk where we're talking about costume do's and don'ts for guys and girls, as well as Halloween basically just being about getting laid. 

Oct 18, 2019
baseball is so boring u guys

This is a very special sports edition of Schnitt Talk, to recap Ellie's brand new career as a Yankees Commentator.  Also, back to our regularly scheduled programming, answering a quick DM about how to ask out a friend of a friend. 

Oct 16, 2019
E53 Are You Dicknotized?

The fun continues this week starting with a rant about being dicknotized. We've all been there. How do you know the difference between just being dicknotized or if you actually have feelings.

FTB is all about knowing when you are being rejected. Girls can be very subtle, so you need to look out for the signs. 

WMTSTW is a new meditation to use when you are feeling anxious. 



Solo Dance by Martin Jenson

One Touch by Jess Glynne & Jax Jones

Like Me Better by Lauv

S.L.U.T. by Bea Miller

Oct 15, 2019
Snacc: Dirty Talk with Nikki Glaser

The hilarious Nikki Glaser joins this week's Snacc episode to discuss an easy guide for dirty talk, how to make him stick around, texting do's and dont's for guys and much more!

Oct 11, 2019
E52 It's Cuffing Szn, Bitches

Thats right everybody, it's that time of year again. Cuffing season. Let's get into the ins and outs of enjoying this lovely fall with your new temporary boyfriend (2:00)

WMTSTW is the push you might need to finally get out of that relationship that you know deep down isn't working  (20:20)

FTB if your girlfriend is being a bitch, you need to run through this checklist before you know if its a true issue or not (37:55)


Like Me Better by Lauv

The Shine by ayokay ft. Chelsea Cutler

S.L.U.T. by Bea Miller

Oct 08, 2019
Snacc: Young Dumb & Extremely Broke

Possibly the most immature episode ever as we talk about being completely broke, both getting denied for credit cards, being really bad at sex, and Netflix & Chill.

This is 23 ya'll 



Young Dumb & Broke by Khalid 

Like Me Better by Lauv

Oct 04, 2019
E51 Buy U A Drank

In this week's episode we're talking about the most important people you have to impress in your new relationship: your boyfriend's girlfriends. Don't be intimidated, these girls want to like you, and they have a lot more power than you think. (1:50)

For FTB's we might be committing treason against our gender, but this is something the men who listen to this podcast deserve to hear!  (19:45)

WMTSTW is about being a fixer in a relationship, and how that is not sustainable. (34:45)

Listener DM: What do you do if your friend is fawning over someone who isn't into them? (52:35)

Oct 01, 2019
Snacc: Bomb P***y Syndrome

Is your boyfriend/ girlfriend overstaying their welcome and making your roommates uncomfortable? 

Are you the shitty roommate? (9:55)

FTB: what do you do if you can't last long? (14:20)

Do you suffer from BPS? 

Which Spiderman is THE Spiderman? (if its not Toby McGuire, gtfo)


Sep 27, 2019
E50 Revealing Your Crazy

Happy 50th Episode! Thanks to everyone for being here for this ride, love you all so much! We're throwing it back to some topics from earlier episodes. Remember Flipping' The Crazy Switch? We're talking how to slowly reveal your crazy in a new relationship without scaring your new man away (3:25)

From Safe Sex Is Sexy we're giving a quick reminder and pep talk on safe sex and STD's (22:30)

And we're giving a seasonal update for FTB and talking some go to outfits the ladies want to see you in for the fall (37:00)

Answering a common DM: how to move to NYC? (52:00)



Like Me Better by Lauv

S.L.U.T. by Bea Miller

CRZY by Kehlani

Gangsta Walk by SNBRN, Nate Dogg

Sep 24, 2019
Snacc: Sex On The First Date?

Is it weird to invite someone over if you don't want to hook up with them? (6:14)

Should you wait to have sex with a guy you like? Does it really matter? (14:00)

How crucial is physical/ sexual chemistry in a relationship? (15:45)



Cruel Summer by Taylor Swift <33333333333 

Sep 20, 2019
E49 How To Be A Hot Girl

This week on Schnitt Talk we're giving you a crash course on how to convince people you're hot, regardless of your appearance. A few tweaks and tips will go a long way (2:45).

WMTSTW has a nice little trick to remember every time your anxiety gets the best of you (24:40). 

FTB's we're talking Football Season vs. Your Girlfriend. How do you keep her happy without compromising catching all the games (30:30).


Also, a tip for the perfect revenge when a guy lies about hooking up with you, or what you did together (47:00).

What do you do if your significant other has a really niche hobby that you just can not relate to (53:40).


Like Me Better by Lauv

I'm A Mess by Bebe Rexha

All Of My Friends Are Rich by UPSAHL

S.L.U.T. by Bea Miller

Sep 17, 2019
Snacc: Kelly Keegs

Kelly Keegs joins this week's Snacc episode to answer your DM's!

What do you do if you hate your friends boyfriend? (12:25)

Celebrating your friend's successes when you're unhappy with your life (17:00)

Dealing with jealousy and bitterness 

When is it okay to remain friends with your friend's ex? (27:15)

Sep 13, 2019
E48 Being Back-Burnered

The fun continues this week starting off with a few juicy announcements and some drama from over the weekend. Love a good rant and some tea. Tuesday Morning Thoughts this week we are jumping all the way back to 2012 and talking "things". Why did we ever stop using that term? It's the best way to describe this type of relationship fetus. Lets talk about the do's and don'ts of your new "thaaangg" (26:00). WMTSTW has a nice little meditation practice to use every time you start overthinking or have anxiety (48:35). Marty Mush joins this week's FTB segment and gives us a very insightful, and terrifying, look into the mind of the average dating male. Are you a back-burner girl? He'll tell you the signs to look out for if you're being played (55:20).


Like Me Better by Lauv

I'm A Mess by Bebe Rexha

Chasing Tail by Win and Woo

S.L.U.T. by Bea Miller 

Sep 10, 2019
Snacc ft. Lost Kings

Happy Friday! Lost Kings join this week's Snacc episode once again to discuss: 

How long should you wait after a hook up to reach out, without seeming too eager? 

Is Instagram ruining your relationship?

Should you stop liking instagram models/ other girls pictures?

Is social media ruining hook up culture?

College tips and tricks

Sep 06, 2019
E47 T**s Out For The Boys

Summer is already officially over! And although that's sad, we awkwardly realize that, hey, we're really ~really ~happy right now. Tuesday Morning Thoughts this week is all about navigating girl/friend code when it comes to hooking up with someone your friend has been with. When is it okay,  or is it ever even okay? (14:45) What My Therapist Said This Week is a reminder to stop feeding into unnecessary chaos and drama in your life, and embrace the quiet sometimes( 34:00). FTB, Ellie tells a story about how she almost fought Alanna's boyfriend over a misunderstanding, which leads into a discussion about how guys should behave when it comes to how their girlfriend dresses, specifically if she wants to show a little skin that day (48:30).


Sep 03, 2019
E46 Cat-Fighting Like A Lady

Are you ever so excited for something, and then it turns out to just suck? Four words, our company happy hour. "Friday" Morning Thoughts this week is about surviving long distance friendships, and realizing its okay to drift apart from people (16:30). Every wonder what our sighs are? We go into a pretty big tangent about astrology and read our charts, and they might surprise you (32:00). Everyone fights, but are you a graceful fighter? You may be ruining friendships/ relationships because of how low you go during a fight, but there are ways to do it with poise and grace, like a lady (37:50). 

Aug 30, 2019
E45 Is "Lover" Taylor Swift's Best Album Yet?: A Full Review

Barstool Sports' Feitelberg and Nate join this week's episode for a full song by song review of the Lover album

Aug 27, 2019
Snacc ft. Chelsea Cutler

Arguably one of the most talented musicians out right now, Chelsea Cutler, joins this week's podcast while at Lollapalooza to discuss her favorite songs, stories behind her lyrics, and much more (16:20). Also, we answer the DM, "is it wrong to wear your ex's/ old hookup's clothes that you stole if your in a new committed relationship?" 

Aug 23, 2019
E44 Shacking Etiquette & Freshmen Year Orientation

It's that time of year again... school is about to start, and a lot of you will be going off the college for the first time. Tune in for some freshmen year of tips and tricks to get you through the major transition (9:20). We're talking the basics of shacking etiquette. How to know you need to leave your one night stands place immediately; as well as how to get your one night stand to leave your place... immediately. Do's and don'ts of a one night stand, and just basic common curiosity ( 36:45). In the brand new segment “ehh, thats a shame," Alanna tell's about the tragic way meeting her new boyfriends parents went this weekend ( 54:40). Bitching with Ellie : hangovers edition (57:45). 


Aug 20, 2019
Snacc: Hannah Berner

Hannah Berner joins this weeks Snacc episode for a fun conversation discussing dating guys in different parts of the country, an insane drunk voicemail from a guy, and choking.

Aug 16, 2019
E43 Exposing Sorority Recruitment

 This week we are talking ALL about sorority recruitment. Tips on what to say, wear, and look out for during rounds. We also reveal a few secrets of how it works on the other end so you are well. prepared to do your best (25:42). FTB this week is about how to deal with your girl when she starts crying. Sober and drunk, we know it's a lot to deal with, and we'll give you the best advice on how to get through it (51:58). Ellie reads an unwanted drunk sext she received the night before while out (12:00). WMTSTMTW is about how you have to stop compartmentalizing your relationships and realize that people can be more than one thing to you (16:10).


crying (51:58) 

Aug 13, 2019
Snacc: Loud Luxury

The guys from Loud Luxury met up with us at Lollapalooza to talk Vegas round 2, how to have a successful long distance relationship, how they lost their virginities, successful pick up lines, and much much more. Ellie may or may not have awkwardly fell in love while on the mic.

Aug 09, 2019
E42 Vitamin ~D~ Deficient

Schnitt Talk went to Lollapalooza and recaps the trip that didn't exactly go as planned. Are you in a dry spell? We've all been there, but you're most likely getting in your own way. We talk about how to break out of it and get back on your game (00:09:10). FTB: Guys, put on your big boy pants and get your apartments in check. Not only will this impress every lady that comes over, but don't you want to live more comfortably in general? We'll talk about the essential products you need (00:26:10). New segment alert! Girl Talk With Nate we rant about the best and worst of Taylor Swift and Gilmore Girls (00:39:00). Bitching With Ellie this week is a good old fashion rant about dealing with hair (01:00:00).

Aug 06, 2019
Snacc: Sexual Tension, The Friend Zone, Would You Rather's

How do you know if sexual tension has gone too far? (02:47)

Once you're in the friend zone, is it impossible to get out? (05:38)

What hill would you die on? (10:18)

Would you rathers (16:05)

Aug 02, 2019
E41 If You Wanna Be My Lover

First dates are objectively awkward, so this week's episode features an extensive first date survival guide. Where you should go, topics to absolutely avoid, success tips, and exit strategies (00:07:30). WMTSTW is about figuring out a mantra to tell yourself to calm down when you inevitably have a panic attack or over react to something. We've all twisted scenarios in our head, but you need to know how to bring yourself back to reality (00:29:00). FTB is about the upmost importance of impressing your new girls friends. These girls can absolutely make or break your relationship, so you better get to schmoozing or you can say goodbye (00:40:00). 

Jul 30, 2019
Snacc: Twitter Beef & Good In Bed Energy ft Abby Govindan

- Twitter beef and incest. What it's like to have a platform. How right are you about the hunches you have about people online? (02:00)

- What profession is the worst in bed? (10:20)

- Why do girls like you after you stop giving them attention? (15:30)

- Do you have "good in bed" or "where is the clit?" energy?? 

Jul 26, 2019
E40 Nudes For Dumbies

This week's episode is an extensive guide to all things nudes. How to take the best nudes, when and how to send them, getting comfortable with your own body, how to be safe AND fun about it, and FTB: what to do to ensure your girl will keep sending you them. There's a lot to talk about when it comes to nudes, and we cover it all (00:9:23). What My Therapist Said This Week covers getting over the idea that your love life is a movie. More times than not the story is messy ( and probably "boring") and thats okay (oo:31:30)! FTB this week, lets talk about "men are trash". This week is a call out post on how to not be a trash man (quick spoiler: if you listen to this podcast, you're already on the right track) (00:43:00). 

Jul 23, 2019
Snacc: Cheating, Stoners, & Puppies

After much anticipation, Schnitt Talk is now doing two episodes a week! The Snacc episodes will be little Friday treats for all the amazing listeners to answer your DM's, questions, concerns, and talk as directly as possible with you guys! 

(4:00) "Is my boyfriend sharing custody of his dog with his ex a deal breaker?"

(8:53) "How unattractive are stoners post college?" 

(14:09) "What exactly is considered cheating?"

Jul 19, 2019
E39 She's Just Not That Into You

This week's episode starts out with a pretty terrifying story from this weekend of Ellie's 3 stages of wine drunk, aka shower sex, fighting, and a lot of tears. Ever thought there was something more between you and your best friend? Before you act on it, you should know how to approach it and all the possible outcomes of making the first move (00:14:30). What My Therapist Said This Week is all about the importance of young women having a female mentor when they start their career (00:35:26).  FTB this week is a friendly reminder that theres a difference between girl wanting attention and her having feelings for you (00:44:35). The final Hinge segment is a nice rapid fire summary of what we've learned at talked about over the last 12 weeks to absolutely kill it on Hinge (00:57:05).

Jul 16, 2019
E38 What's Your ~accurate~ Body Count?

This episode we're diving into the long standing debate about "body counts". Does it really matter (for both girls and guys)? Why do we put so much emphasis on it? And a fool proof equation on figuring out your ACTUAL body count (00:08:06). After many of you sending this question for quite some time now, FTB this week is about what to do if you're a guy with little sexual experience. How to get over the insecurity, and fake it till you make it so she'll never even know (00:22:36)! This week's Hinge segment is about "Personality Catfishing" because you're wasting your time acting one way over the internet, and another in person (00:34:00). Tune into the end of the episode to hear Ellie rant about shaving and who even knows what else.

Jul 09, 2019
E37 Define The Relationship

Happy 4th of July! This week we're talking about how to successfully DTR your new relationship without scaring your new boo away (00:07:03). Next, in What My Therapist Said This Week, Ellie discusses how to talk to your friends about your anxiety and other disorders who don't also experience it (00:25:48). FTB this week is about how to keep the peace with your ex and look like the good guy for future relationships, but still keep an arms distance (00:37:53). In this weeks Hinge segment, we asked you to send us your profiles, and there's a few common red flags we have to address, as well as an example of an A+ profile (00:47:29)

Jul 02, 2019
E36 We Fked Up (Again)

After a very emotional week of bad decision making and annoying men, this episode comes to you with much anxiety and little coherent thought. Barstool Pat joins to talk about what it's like to date men in NYC and how it differs from our experience (00:12:00). Next, Ellie discusses her therapy session after having a ~minor~ irrational freak out on a friend, and gives some advice on how to avoid this is in What My Therapist Said To Me This Week (00:29:00). FTB this week is a warning that the disgusting way you may be speaking about women could be ruining your chances with girls in the future... watch out (00:39:40). Finally for this weeks Hinge segment, Ellie made Alanna delete her Hinge and they recreate it from scratch to show you ladies how to make a successful profile to attract the RIGHT men (00:56:10).

Jun 25, 2019
E36 We Fked Up (Again)

After a very emotional week of bad decision making and annoying men, this episode comes to you with much anxiety and little coherent thought. Barstool Pat joins to talk about what it's like to date men in NYC and how it differs from our experience. Next, Ellie discusses her therapy session after having a ~minor~ irrational freak out on a friend, and gives some advice on how to avoid this is in What My Therapist Said To Me This Week. FTB this week is a warning that the disgusting way you may be speaking about women could be ruining your chances with girls in the future... watch out. Finally for this weeks Hinge segment, Ellie made Alanna delete her Hinge and they recreate it from scratch to show you ladies how to make a successful profile to attract the RIGHT men. 

Jun 25, 2019
E35 Please Stop F****** Your Ex

It's easier said then done sometimes, but ladies, get it together and ditch your ex. In the wise words of Dua Lipa "if you're under him, you ain't getting over him". The ex sex if holding you back, and we'll give you the tough love pep talk to finally move on (00:17:22). FTB this week is all about not giving a shit and just being yourself! Guys can be so nervous and scared to just do and say what they want and we're here to tell you that second guessing yourself and being insecure is a way bigger of a turn off than ordering a Moscow Mule (00:31:18). What My Therapist Said This Week reminds you to stop putting people on a pedestal and look at them for the whole person that they are. Just because you care about someone, doesn't mean that they are a good person and you have to remember that to protect yourself (00:41:40). Hinge segment this week is about the first date! When to ask, who should ask, what you should do, we get into it all (00:50:04)

Jun 18, 2019
E34 "lol sup sexy *heart eye emoji*"

This week's episode kicks off with a chat about "mean girls" and how to productively deal with them in your life and a rant about women being pigeon holed into one personality trait. Guys, are you saying the right things to girls? FTB this week is all about how to compliment your way to a girl's heart. You may think you're saying all the things she wants to hear, but you're probably dead wrong, and we're gonna tell you exactly how to win a girl over (00:19:38). What My Therapist Said This Week will reassure you that its completely okay to not know what to do with your life, or to be totally secure with your career path. We're all confused, and figuring it out day by day is completely normal (00:32:06).  Let's talk DMing. Hinge this week is all about a successful first message in dating apps. What you're doing right now is probably making you come off as a creep or leading the conversation to a dead end, so lets change that (oo:39:17). 

Jun 11, 2019
E33 Summer Lovin'

As Summer 2019 kicks off, so do the running fantasies of having the ~perfect~ summer fling. This summer it doesn't have to be just a fantasy, and we can tell you have to pull it off (00:12:55). Also, a sex tip that seems extremely obvious to girls, but apparently is a mystery to guys that they must listen and remember right here and now (00:24:18) . What my Therapist Said This Week is all about having no regret. Your biggest fuck ups are actually some of the most important moments in your life and you shouldn't feel any regret (00:30:30). For The Boys this week we discuss "courting" do's and don'ts. When/ how should you approach a girl in a public place that's not a bar? How long do you wait to call after the first date (00:39:04)? Hinge this week will help guard you against dating app red flags. What subtle things do girls and guys do that should make you run for the hills (00:52:09). 

Jun 04, 2019
32 Girlfriend Material and Perfect D*** Pics

Comedian Lev Fer joins this weeks episode to give some raw insight on the male perspective of dating. He talks what makes guys think of a girl as  "girlfriend material", how to help your significant other that's suffering from mental illness, and the perfect dick pic (10:21-50:50). This weeks hinge segment is all about being picky ~but not too picky~ with your preferences settings; ladies, stop being a height snob (51:20).

May 28, 2019
E31 Two Pumps on a Futon

To go out, or not to go out? That is the question. This week is all about FOMO and knowing if you're being a wet rag or if you're really putting your own wellbeing first. For The Boys this week, we tell our male listens what we think the perfect summer bar outfit is for you to attract and break the ice with the ladies. What My Therapist Said This Week This Week will help you with realizing that you're feelings don't have a time limit, and if something makes you angry and upset, you have a right to be angry and upset for as long as you'd like. This week's Hinge segment gets very personal as we live critique our very datable friends horrendous dating profile. 

May 21, 2019
E30 The Best Friend Break-Up

This week is all about the ever elusive friend break up. It's an extremely messy situation, and we've all been there. We discuss how to do it, how to know when its actually appropriate, and why its actually very necessary for your own wellbeing sometimes. In What My Therapist Said To Me This Week, Ellie talks about being a catastrophist and how to calm your mind when your thinking and expecting the worst. The Hinge segment this week is all about the "about me" section of your profile. What questions to answer, how to answer them, and which to just leave out entirely. 

May 14, 2019
E29 "IDC, This Is My Slut Phase"

Ellie's weekend update leads into a nice little pep talk about “the slut phase”. Why you should do it, when, and how empowering it can or cannot be if done correctly. Next, ever wonder why your ex hits you up right when your doing great? It's the radar, girl. Guys (and girls) have a built in radar when their ex's are doing just fine without them, but you need to know how to watch out for the radar and avoid it at all costs. We answer a very ~concerning~ DM that felt needed proper attention to discuss in case a lot of you have this mindset and are making this same mistake. What My Therapist Said To Me This Week is all about embracing your vulnerability; its actually a huge strength! And finally, we talk Hinge question prompts and all the tips and tricks you need to know to nail the questions on your profile.  


May 07, 2019
E28 I'm A Big Kid Now

This week's episode is all about post college life and the awkward transition into adulthood. We talk the transition from school to work, living on your own, how to assert yourself to be viewed as an adult by your colleagues, and more. Style expert, Lilliana Vasquez, joins us for a segment on dressing in the latest trends on a budget, as well as the perfect first date outfit. This week begins our new featured segments with dating app Hinge, all about curating the perfect pictures for your profile. In other news, Ellie pops her NYC cheery, and a crazy nudes failure story. 


Apr 30, 2019
E27 For The Boys 2.0

Back by popular demand, the girls answer DM's from the male listeners. Questions this time around include first date do's and don'ts, what to do if your girl's "number" is higher than yours *eye roll*, the importance of your bed (this is huge, fellas) , how long to wait for her to put out before you give up, the post college dating scene, and more.

Apr 23, 2019
E26 The Cheating Episode

This week is all about the hard C word: cheating. The girls discuss all angles of cheating, from the cheater, the cheated on, and the cheated with. Every side has a story and a perspective that is important to hear. Ellie tells a very emotional story. Ellie also shares an important metaphor from her therapist about actions and decision making in What My Therapist Said To Me This week.

Apr 16, 2019
E25 The Age Old Question ft KFC

Kevin Clancy of Barstool's KFC Radio joins this week's episode to discuss the burning question we've all had our entire lives: can guys and girls truly be just friends? We discuss all the reasons that prove and debunk this, as well as friendships with the opposite sex while you're in a relationship, and office romances. Ellie tells the embarrassing story of her very poor execution of her therapist's advice this week. And we answer your DM's about fighting with your roommates, and ex sex. 

Apr 09, 2019
E24 Be A Good Effing Friend + Interview with Youtube Star LaurDIY

DIY Youtube personality, Lauren Riihimaki  (LaurDIY), joins this weeks episode to talk about her massive Youtube success with her almost 9 million subscribers, as well as balancing her personal life and the spotlight. Ellie talks about the importance of supporting your friends and finding self confidence in the little things in life. The girls answer your DM's, and need a little help with one from the always colorful Jared Carrabis 

Apr 02, 2019
S1E23 The "Not-My-Boyfriend" Breakup ft Michaela Okland

Ellie and Alanna discuss a very eventful weekend and talk the importance of setting boundaries for yourself in your life. Michaela Okland of the She Rates Dogs Twitter account joins the podcast this week to discuss getting over a non official relationship, getting closure, internet trolls, and weird twitter culture. 

Mar 26, 2019
S1E22 The Ups and Downs of E.D. with Faye Brennan

Faye Brennan, Sex and Relationships Director of Cosmopolitan Magazine joins Schnitt Talk this week to discuss the best articles of the April issue of Cosmo. We cover the ever elusive and extremely common condition of erectile dysfunction. How to react to it, what triggers it, and how to avoid it. We also dive into an extensive review of the best sex toys of 2019, and a discussion on normalizing the discussion around masturbation. Ever wonder why people aren't using condoms? This statistic will shock you. 

Mar 19, 2019
S1E21 Parked Car Conversations with WCW Hannah Berner

Hannah Berner of Berning in Hell Podcast and Bravo's Summer House joins this week's episode to talk everything under the sun from the importance of female friendships to boyfriend penis. 

Mar 12, 2019
S1E20 "Do You Like That?"

The girls talk about the importance of being vocal and confident in bed, and being comfortable with your sexuality. The people you sleep with aren't mind readers, speak your mind or forever hold your peace! They also dive into a discussion about the insane ways men talk about women and sex, how to tell if a guy really likes a girl, and can you be in love with your best friend?

Mar 05, 2019
S1E20 "Do You Like That?"

The girls talk about the importance of being vocal and confident in bed, and being comfortable with your sexuality. The people you sleep with aren't mind readers, speak your mind or forever hold your peace! They also dive into a discussion about the insane ways men talk about women and sex, how to tell if a guy really likes a girl, and can you be in love with your best friend? 

Mar 05, 2019
S1E19 Food Is Not The Enemy with Jackie London R.D.

Jaclyn London R.D., Nutrition Director of Good Housekeeping and author of "Dressing on the Side (and Other Diet Myths Debunked), joins Schnitt Talk this week to talk healthy eating habits and fake diet trends during the most self destructive time of the year... spring break. 

Feb 26, 2019
S1E18 For The Boys

The girls answer DM's from male listeners covering topics ranging from "the friend zone", why you should ditch a wingman and get a wingwoman, texting etiquette, what to do about your friends bad relationship, and the best way to drunk text.

Feb 19, 2019
S1E17 Love Was Invented By Hallmark

Ellie and Alanna discuss Valentine's Day etiquette for the all the ranges of relationship statuses. What type of relationship is the best and the worst to be in on Valentine's Day? What do you do about your non boyfriend/ girlfriend? Do you get a gift? Should you just hide in your room and pretend the day doesn't exist? This episode addresses all the awkward questions this lovely day insights. 

Feb 12, 2019
S1E16 Flippin' The Crazy Switch

We're all a little crazy, but what kind of crazy are you? Ellie and Alanna dive into the wide range of different types of crazy, tell some of their crazy girl stories, and read your absolutely insane DM's about your proudest crazy moment. 

Feb 05, 2019
S1E15 Are You Bored, Horny, or In Love?

Barstool Sports' Kayce Smith joins this weeks meeting of Messy Bitches Anonymous to discuss her experience as a female in the male dominated field of sports broadcasting, as well as knowing if you actually like someone or just the attention, post nut clarity, and when to leave after a hookup. Ellie and Alanna discover something about each other from a night out, that lends itself to a greater piece of advice about meeting guys at bars. 

Jan 29, 2019
S1E14 Post Breakup Warfare: An Artform

Ellie and Alanna discuss the strategic craft behind winning Post Breakup Warfare and getting over your ex for good. The girls also tackle how to get out of a rut, the perfect time to make a move on a girl, and one thing every girl should be doing to feel sexy and confident. 

Jan 22, 2019
S1E13 "There Seems To Be A Small Tear In Your Vagina"

The girls discuss surprising lessons learned in college about greek life, fake friends, long distance relationships, and how to not tear your vagina.

Jan 15, 2019
S1E12 Truth or Drink with Chicks in the Office

The Chicks in the Office answer your DM's, and play a game of truth or drink.

Jan 08, 2019
S1E11 Safe Sex Is Sexy

Happy New Year! The girls ring in 2019 with a very important discussion about safe sex, being the "cool girl", and not getting too drunk and ruining your life. 

Jan 01, 2019
S1E10 We Fukd Up

Merry Christmas to all our Cry Babies! After a rather sudden upset, Ellie and Alanna had to make a very quick new episode to replace the one planned for today. The girls chatted about NYE and all the hype associated with it, roses and thorns of 2018, and plans for 2019!

Dec 25, 2018
S1E9 Tough Love for Dummies ft Lost Kings

Ellie and Alanna talk about the importance of the "love languages". In The Friend Zone, The Lost Kings' Rob and Nick talk finding love in the city, toxic friendships, and the inspiration for their music. 

Dec 18, 2018
S1E8 Keepin' the Mystery ft MTV's Nev Schulman

The girls and MTV's Nev Schulman discuss the importance of mystery, overplaying "hard to get", and if there is still any hope for finding love online. 

Dec 11, 2018
S1E7 For One Night... And One Night Only

Ellie and Alanna answer your DM's about the ever underrated dad bod, one night stands, virginity stories, and more. 

Dec 04, 2018
S1E6 What Makes The Rocket Launch

Ellie and Alanna talk respect and explore the mind of the always-entertaining Jared Carrabis, aka the Saugus Rocket.

Nov 27, 2018
S1E5 Thanksgiving Eve: A Social Warzone

Ellie and Alanna discuss traveling back in time for one sacred night every year -- Thanksgiving Eve. Seeing your exes, frenemies, old crushes, and trying to prove you didn't peak in high school. This is the most underrated, and petty, social holiday of the year. 

Nov 20, 2018
S1E4: “Cosmo Isn’t Pornography for Women” with Faye Brennan

Sex and Dating Director at Cosmopolitan Magazine Faye Brennan comes in to talk getting what you want by asking for it in the bedroom, boardroom, and everywhere in between.

Nov 13, 2018
S1E3: Shootin’ the Schnitt: Ghost Stories…BOO!

Ellie and Alanna discuss proper ghosting protocol, spooky ghosts from their pasts, and haunting ghost stories from the DMs. 

Nov 13, 2018
S1E2: “Girl Power, Bitch” with Erika Nardini

Ellie talks to the incomparable Barstool CEO Erika Nardini about her journey to Barstool and the challenges women face in leadership positions; Ellie tells probably the worst hookup story in history.

Nov 13, 2018
S1E1: Self Proclaimed Player with Mike Grinnell

Ellie puts Mike Grinnell of “Spittin' Chiclets” in the friend zone to discuss his techniques for picking up girls at the bar, what it would take to wife him up, and his mom issues.

Nov 13, 2018
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Nov 08, 2018