Berner Phone

By Hannah Berner and Des Bishop

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Episodes: 280

Ally
 Apr 20, 2020
Literally find myself LOLing every time I listen to this podcast. Hannah is hilarious & always has the best guests on. Would highly recommend this podcast 10/10

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The Berner Phone hotline is open! Hannah Berner and her husband, comedian Des Bishop, are listening to callers, dishing out their best advice, and bantering back with hilarious chemistry for their first ever podcast together. Keep an eye out on their Instagram stories for prompts to leave a voice message and be featured on the pod. Whether it’s pet peeves, secrets, life advice, dating dilemmas, or career questions, Hannah and Des are dialed in.

Episode Date
Berner Phone #36: Technology Mishaps
Apr 11, 2024
Berner Phone #35: 2024 Icks
Apr 05, 2024
Berner Phone #34: Going Rogue
Mar 27, 2024
Berner Phone #33: Being Toxic
Mar 22, 2024
Berner Phone #32: Conquering Anxiety
Mar 13, 2024
Berner Phone #31: Scams in Everyday Life
Mar 07, 2024
Berner Phone #30: Your "Dial"emmas
Feb 29, 2024
Berner Phone #29: Worst Parts of Adulting
Feb 22, 2024
Berner Phone #28: Best Ways to Destress
Feb 17, 2024
Berner Phone #27: Wildest Meet Cutes
Feb 09, 2024
Berner Phone #26: Things We Hate
Feb 02, 2024
Berner Phone #25: Worst Hookups Part 2
Jan 25, 2024
Berner Phone #24: Worst Hookups
Jan 18, 2024
Berner Phone #23: Exciting Updates
Jan 11, 2024
Berner Phone #22: The Most Powerful Power Moves
Jan 04, 2024
Berner Phone #21: Unique New Year's Resolutions
Dec 29, 2023
Berner Phone #20: What's on your bucket list?
Dec 21, 2023
Berner Phone #19: The Best Life Hacks
Dec 14, 2023
Berner Phone #18: Secrets Revealed
Dec 07, 2023
Berner Phone #17: Airing Your Grievances
Nov 30, 2023
Berner Phone #16: Biggest Irrational Fears
Nov 24, 2023
Berner Phone #15: What Men Want Women to Know
Nov 15, 2023
Berner Phone #14: Annoying Generational Differences
Nov 09, 2023
Berner Phone #13: Random Life Advice
Nov 02, 2023
Berner Phone #12: More Dumb Etiquette and Traditions
Oct 26, 2023
Berner Phone #11: Dumb Etiquette and Traditions
Oct 19, 2023
Berner Phone #10: Your Unorthodox Kinks
Oct 12, 2023
Berner Phone #9: Your Most Petty Moments
Oct 04, 2023
Berner Phone #8: Your Best Relationship Advice Ever
Sep 27, 2023
Berner Phone #7: Dialer's Dilemmas
Sep 20, 2023
Berner Phone #6: Your Guiltiest Pleasures
Sep 13, 2023
Berner Phone #5: The Best Life Advice You Ever Got
Sep 06, 2023
Berner Phone #4: Pet Peeves Part Deux with Des
Aug 30, 2023
Berner Phone #3: Pet Peeves Part One with Des
Aug 24, 2023
Jared Freid: 37 & Single
Aug 17, 2023
Berner Phone #2: The Most Embarrassing Moments Ever with Des Bishop
Aug 10, 2023
Berner Phone #1: Beige Flags with Des Bishop
Aug 03, 2023
Tori Dunlap: Financial Feminist & Negotiating Tactics
Jul 25, 2023
Sabrina Brier: Cringeworthy & Cool Delusion
Jul 20, 2023
Cat Cohen: Canon Events & Background Character Energy
Jul 13, 2023
Zarna Garg: Arranged Marriages & One In A Billion
Jul 12, 2023
Emily Morse: Boost Your Sex IQ & Be Smart In Bed
Jun 29, 2023
Carmen Lynch: Getting Discovered & Feeling Awkward
Jun 23, 2023
Ashley Gavin: Open Relationships & Outside Babies
Jun 11, 2023
Michael Blaustein: Being Cute & Comedic
Jun 02, 2023
Des Bishop: My Husband & My Trauma
May 25, 2023
Maria Menounos: Healing In Hell & Her Next Chapter
May 18, 2023
Out & About: Drag Queens & Conversion Camps
May 11, 2023
Jake Shane: Octopus Lover & Learning From History
May 03, 2023
Jeffree Star: Down Low Hookups & Healing
Apr 26, 2023
Benedict Polizzi: Polite Catcalling & Hair Transplanting
Apr 21, 2023
Barbara Corcoran: How To Be A Shark & Manifest Money
Apr 13, 2023
Brian Kelly: The Points Guy & Financial Hacks
Apr 07, 2023
Berning Questions: My Current Struggles & Favorite Condiments
Mar 30, 2023
Ella Halikas: Body Trends & Believing In Yourself
Mar 22, 2023
Violet Benson: Private Parts & Ski Problems
Mar 09, 2023
Joanne McNally: Repping Ireland & Recovery
Mar 01, 2023
Ken Eurich: Fur Babies & Boob Jobs
Feb 22, 2023
Chris Olsen: Red Carpets & Rehab
Feb 16, 2023
Jay Shetty: Ex-Monk & His Hell
Feb 09, 2023
Eli Rallo: Slutty Snacks & Essays About Love
Feb 03, 2023
Maddy Smith: Wild & Out Of Your Mind
Jan 23, 2023
Matt Friend: Celebrity Impressionist & Glorified Parrot
Jan 05, 2023
Paulie Calafiore: BDSM & Big Brother
Dec 23, 2022
Brooke Miccio: Pizza Bagel & Vlog Expert
Dec 14, 2022
Emily DiDonato: The Dark Side Of Being A Supermodel & Postpartum
Dec 08, 2022
Francis Ellis: Mansplaining & Falling From Grace
Nov 26, 2022
Oscar Aydin: Gaslighting Gay & Getting Adopted
Nov 16, 2022
Amanda Hirsch: Kardashian Bestie & Blowing Up
Nov 11, 2022
Michael Rapaport: Acting & Antisemitism
Nov 03, 2022
Audrey Peters: Liposuction & Louis Vuitton
Oct 28, 2022
My Family: Mom Advice & Brother Reveal
Oct 20, 2022
Tank Sinatra: Influencers In The Wild & Bad Ideas
Oct 17, 2022
Jiaoying Summers: Dumpster Baby & Divorce
Oct 10, 2022
Jade Iovine: Hollywood Secrets & Sanity
Sep 30, 2022
Andrea Lopez: Impressions & Imperfections
Sep 24, 2022
Dr. Emily Morse: Pegging & Positive Promiscuity
Sep 18, 2022
Robyn Delmonte: Publicity Psychic & GirlBossTown
Sep 10, 2022
Almost 30: Spirituality For Dummies & Starseeds
Sep 02, 2022
Des Bishop: Moisturizing & Meaningful Advice
Aug 27, 2022
Hunter March: Nightly Pop & His Problems
Aug 22, 2022
Danny LoPriore: Trauma Dumping & Mental Hospitals
Aug 14, 2022
Annie Lederman: Hypnosis & Masturbation Manifestation
Aug 06, 2022
Casey Balsham: How To Actually Make Babies & Be Inconcievable
Jul 27, 2022
Morgan Absher: Two Hot Takes & Calling Out A**holes
Jul 20, 2022
Violet Benson: She's Back and Boujier Than Ever
Jul 14, 2022
Victoria Paris: Blocking Queen & Bisexual Baddie
Jul 06, 2022
Harry Jowsey: Falling In Love & Finishing Too Fast
Jun 29, 2022
Delaney Rowe: Fake Fun & From Idaho
Jun 25, 2022
Jessica Kirson: Hysterical & Relatively Sane
Jun 18, 2022
Ciara Miller: Disrupting The Hamptons & Seasonal Depression
Jun 10, 2022
Leah McSweeney: Chaos Theory & Billionaire Dick
Jun 02, 2022
Ashley Gavin: Lesbian Comedian Destroys Men & Horse Girls
May 27, 2022
Sean Donnelly: Recovering People Pleaser & Intermittent Faster
May 20, 2022
Lenore Berner: Being My Mom & Reparenting
May 11, 2022
Claire Parker: Celebrity Memoirs & Conspiracy Theories
May 05, 2022
Christy Carlson Romano: Surviving Disney & Her Demons
Apr 28, 2022
Gianmarco Soresi: Kicked Out Of Starbucks & Smelling JLo
Apr 21, 2022
Talia Lichtstein: The Philosopher of Hate & Negativity
Apr 14, 2022
Lindsey Metselaar: Cool Girl Weddings & Planning Problems
Apr 06, 2022
Ian Lara: Horrible Hookups & Growing Shame
Apr 01, 2022
Tefi: Red Carpet Problems & Pop Culture Obsessions
Mar 25, 2022
John DiLeo: Hollywood Film Critic & No Small Parts
Mar 18, 2022
Esther Povitsky: The Rejection Queen & Choosing Herself
Mar 10, 2022
Coco Vandeweghe: Chasing Greatness & Breaking Racquets
Mar 05, 2022
Gabby Bernstein: How To Heal Trauma & Self Soothe
Feb 25, 2022
Corinne Fisher: Staying Slutty & Respecting Yourself
Feb 18, 2022
Dr. Sasha Hamdani: ADHD Specialist & Chaotic Energy Expert
Feb 11, 2022
Luann de Lesseps: Fosé and Fun In Tulum
Feb 05, 2022
Justin Silver: Understanding Dogs & Your Own Demons
Jan 27, 2022
Jill Zarin: Surviving The Housewives & Socialite Secrets
Jan 19, 2022
Lauren Ash: Detoxing Her Body & Changing Her MInd
Jan 14, 2022
Josh Zilberberg: Thank Yew & Starting New
Jan 08, 2022
Natalie Cuomo: Threesome Exposure Therapy & Tattoos
Dec 31, 2021
Shan Boodram: Dating With Dominance & Love Addiction
Dec 16, 2021
LaurDIY: Arts & Crafts & Hoe Phases
Dec 09, 2021
Taylor Strecker: Finding Love Again & Finding Herself
Dec 03, 2021
Harry Jowsey: The Playboy & His Problems
Nov 25, 2021
Lindsey Pelas: Sex Icon & Super Misunderstood
Nov 19, 2021
Violet Benson: When To Have Sex & False Intimacy
Nov 11, 2021
India Oxenberg: Cult Survivor & Cool Bitch
Nov 03, 2021
Tinx: Rich Moms & Big Sis Energy
Oct 28, 2021
Des Bishop: Wedding Red Flags & Wooing Each Other
Oct 21, 2021
Jared Haibon & Ashley I: Shame Spirals & Love After Paradise
Oct 14, 2021
Dailyn Santana: Bipolar Disorder & Battling Yourself
Oct 06, 2021
John Kim: The Angry Therapist & Attachment Styles
Sep 23, 2021
Michael Rapaport: Disruptive & Doing It Well
Sep 15, 2021
Josh Flagg: Real Estate & Real Anxiety
Sep 09, 2021
Benedict Polizzi: Sleep Paralysis Demons & Scalp Surgery
Sep 02, 2021
Pete Lee: Tall, Dark & Pleasant In Hell
Aug 27, 2021
Emily Lubin: RIP Diets & The Problematic Wellness Industry
Aug 19, 2021
Heidi D'Amelio: The Matriarch Of TikTok & The Truth About Her Family
Aug 12, 2021
Amir Yass: The Queer Muslim & Human Unicorn
Aug 04, 2021
Mystic Michaela: Killing Hannah's Ego & Reading Her Aura
Jul 28, 2021
Bugsy Drake: The Queen Of Theme & Meeting Justin Bieber
Jul 22, 2021
Fran Mariano: Celebrity Encounters & Career Conundrums
Jul 16, 2021
Sam Morrill: The Joker & Taylor Swift Of Comedy
Jul 08, 2021
Braunwyn Windham-Burke: Leaving Bravo & The Reality Of Being A Housewife
Jul 01, 2021
Rod: Work Anxiety & Millennial Nostalgia
Jun 25, 2021
WeezyWTF: Whoreible Decisions & Sex Dungeons
Jun 17, 2021
Chelcie Lynn: Trailer Trash Tammy & Masturbating
Jun 10, 2021
Rosebud Baker: Dark Humor & Devil's Advocate
Jun 04, 2021
Alyssa Amoroso: Fighting FaceTune & Fear Of Failure
May 27, 2021
Jack & Max Barrett: Friday Beers & Astrology For Men
May 20, 2021
Caitlin Reilly: Problematic People & Loving To Hate
May 13, 2021
Hannah Ferrier: Being A Yachtie & Secret Panic Attacks
May 06, 2021
Sarah Nicole Landry: Stretch Marks & Sanity
Apr 29, 2021
Ria Ciuffo: Hoes In The Office & Getting High
Apr 22, 2021
Remi Bader: Not Loving Your Body & Blowing Up
Apr 15, 2021
Christina Galston: Being Messy & Freakin Jewrican
Apr 08, 2021
Kara Loewentheil: How To Unf*ck Your Brain & Change Neural Patterns
Mar 31, 2021
Blake Horstmann: The Villain Edit & Being A Bachelor
Mar 25, 2021
Buried By The Bernards: Going Viral & The Death Business
Mar 17, 2021
Kelsey Cook: Her Pandemic Divorce & Dealing With IBS
Mar 11, 2021
Ashley Hesseltine: Dating Younger Guys & Doing Nervous Poops
Mar 04, 2021
Victoria Garrick: Body Image & The Hidden Opponent
Feb 25, 2021
Brendan Sagalow: Women’s Tricks & The Friend Zone
Feb 17, 2021
Jackie Schimmel: The Bitch Bible & Her Velcro Vagina
Feb 11, 2021
Katie Maloney-Schwartz: Tequila & PTSD
Feb 04, 2021
Doug Ellin: Creating Entourage & Fighting Success
Jan 27, 2021
Amanda Hirsch: Not Skinny But Not Fat & Just Had A Baby!
Jan 21, 2021
Chloe La Branche: Going To Rehab 8 Times & Drinking With Grandma
Jan 13, 2021
Michaela Okland: She Rates Dogs & Does It Well
Jan 07, 2021
Tommy Marcus: Being Unhinged & Creating Quentin Quarantino
Dec 24, 2020
Gizelle Bryant: Potomac Royalty & Finding Greatness
Dec 16, 2020
Vera DiLeo: Nana Still Got It & She's 79
Dec 09, 2020
Ginny Hogan: Toxic Femininity & Zoloft
Dec 02, 2020
Rayna Greenberg: Advanced Dirty Talk & Tasting Butt
Nov 25, 2020
Blakely Thornton: Weak Dick Game & Diamonds
Nov 18, 2020
Manon Mathews: Marriage Nightmares & Manifestation
Nov 10, 2020
Nikki Glaser: Feminine Energy & Disordered Eating
Nov 05, 2020
Alex Cooper Goes To Hell: Part II
Oct 27, 2020
Alex Cooper Goes To Hell: Part I
Oct 20, 2020
Des Bishop: My Boyfriend & His Demons
Oct 14, 2020
Violet Benson: Ugly Duckling Syndrome & Daddy Issues
Oct 08, 2020
Kate Chastain: Leaving Below Deck & Entering The Chat
Oct 01, 2020
Alise Morales: Roasting Her Teenage Self & Texting Tragedies
Sep 24, 2020
Nema Vand: Breaking Hearts & Breaking Veneers
Sep 16, 2020
Erica Spera: Having Herpes & Gaining Confidence
Sep 09, 2020
Kaitlynn Carter: Breakups & New Beginnings
Sep 02, 2020
Naz Perez: Producing The Bachelor & Perfectionism
Aug 27, 2020
Hanna Dickinson: Ruining Weddings & Rock Bottom
Aug 19, 2020
Luann de Lesseps: Classy Flirting Techniques & Secrets To Staying Fit
Aug 13, 2020
Mike Cannon: Finding Your Viking & Sense Of Humor
Aug 06, 2020
Heather McDonald: Professional Blueballer & 27 Year Old Virgin
Jul 30, 2020
Mercedes Javid: Trust Issues & Tinder Husbands
Jul 23, 2020
Doug Smith: Circumcision & Armageddon
Jul 15, 2020
Ziwe: Baited & Bravo Firings
Jul 10, 2020
Jeremy Jacobowitz: Brunch Boys & Losing 100 Pounds
Jul 01, 2020
Kaitlyn Bristowe: Hating Your Face & Finding Real Love
Jun 23, 2020
Ashley Gavin: Ego Stroking & Lesbian Joking
Jun 17, 2020
Rotimi Paul: The First Purge & Privilege
Jun 10, 2020
Tracey Carnazzo: Punching People & Being Too Much
May 27, 2020
Hannah's Hot Takes: The Real Problem With Call Her Daddy
May 22, 2020
Luke Gulbranson: Will He Give Me Sex & Maple Syrup?
May 20, 2020
We Don’t Deserve Dogs: Shitting Yourself & Psychotic Breaks
May 13, 2020
Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter Life Crisis & Comedy Crushes
May 07, 2020
Hannah's Hot Takes: Professional Athletes & Sexual Healing
May 02, 2020
Nick Viall: Blowing Up & Glowing Up
Apr 29, 2020
Ian Fidance: Being Perverted & How To Cruise
Apr 22, 2020
Hannah's Hot Takes: Dating A Pedophile & Crushing On A Doctor
Apr 21, 2020
Matthew Broussard: Handsome Autism & Long Distance Love
Apr 15, 2020
Andrea Allan: Fluffer Fetishes & Golden Showers
Apr 08, 2020
Austen Kroll: Analyzing His Insecurities & Threesomes
Apr 01, 2020
Jourdain Fisher: Fear Of Confrontation & Mean Comments
Mar 25, 2020
Rachael O’Brien: Plastic Surgery Secrets & Psychotic Breaks
Mar 18, 2020
Alyssa Limperis: Loud & Aggressive Ladies
Mar 11, 2020
Aliza Kelly: Astrology Haters & Hannah’s Chart
Mar 04, 2020
Marriage & Martinis: Choking Your Husband & Hot Mess Moms
Feb 26, 2020
Lev Fer: The Primitive Brain & Boyfriend Dick
Feb 19, 2020
Hoodie Allen: Cake Throwing & DM Sliding
Feb 12, 2020
Scheana Shay: Being A Sugar Mama & Bad Kisses
Feb 05, 2020
Alex Boniello: Becoming A Broadway Actor & Anxiety Disorders
Jan 29, 2020
Kate Kennedy: Building A Doormat Empire & Not Being A Doormat
Jan 22, 2020
Olivia Caridi: Going Dutch & Destroying Everything
Jan 15, 2020
John Paul Jones: Romeo & Just Making Him Uncomfortable
Jan 08, 2020
Dylan Farella: Chicken Parm Dates & Disrupting Social Media
Jan 01, 2020
Solo Bonus Patreon: Cheers To A Risky 2020 & Best Friend Breakups
Dec 29, 2019
Grace Atwood: Bad On Paper & Good At Being Alone
Dec 25, 2019
Paulie Calafiore: Love Triangles & Making Mistakes
Dec 18, 2019
Mary Beth Barone: How To Thirst Trap & Drag His Ass
Dec 10, 2019
Ian Gelfand: Behind The Scenes Of Reality TV & Discovering Cardi B
Dec 04, 2019
Ashley Hesseltine: Micro Penises & Screaming
Nov 27, 2019
Mike Feeney: Irish Goodbyes & Chorizo Nachos
Nov 20, 2019
Chinae Alexander: Loving Your Labia & Losing 70 Pounds
Nov 13, 2019
Dylan Palladino: He’s 6’6” & I Flirt With Him
Nov 06, 2019
Krystyna Hutchinson: Cuckolding & Creative Masturbation
Oct 30, 2019
Amy Ordman: YouTube Stardom & Cat Conversion Therapy
Oct 22, 2019
Andrew Collin: Puddles & Panic Attacks
Oct 15, 2019
Caroline Calloway: Scamming & Self Obsessing
Oct 14, 2019
Nikki Glaser: Eskimo Sisters & Stand Up Specials
Oct 09, 2019
Amanda Hirsch: Not Skinny & Not Fat
Oct 02, 2019
Paige DeSorbo: Bad Taste In Men & Good Taste In Fashion
Sep 25, 2019
Robby Hayes: The Sex Tape & The “So’" Moment
Sep 18, 2019
Mara Marek: 3 Divorces & 7 Broken Engagements
Sep 11, 2019
Chris Distefano: The Italian Stallion & Brooklyn Sperm
Sep 04, 2019
Kelly Killoren Bensimon: Social Climbing & Sanity
Aug 28, 2019
Your Mom Cares: Calling Out Influencers & Weird Friendships
Aug 21, 2019
Rayna Greenberg: Dirty Talk & Dick Sizes
Aug 14, 2019
Lev Fer: Being A Zaddy & Breaking Your Brain
Aug 07, 2019
Drake Bell: Nostalgia & New Beginnings
Jul 31, 2019
Andrea Lavinthal: Bad Moms & Weird Marriages
Jul 24, 2019
Ali Kolbert: The Female Mind & Faking Confidence
Jul 17, 2019
David Yarus: Disrespectful Daters & Ghosting Etiquette
Jul 10, 2019
Francis Ellis: Fired From Barstool & Feeling Sensitive
Jul 09, 2019
Julia Elbaba: Hitting Balls & Hating Girls
Jun 26, 2019
Lexi Stout: The Body Positivity Scam & Secret Eating
Jun 19, 2019
Amanda Batula: Devil Dudes & Angel Boobs
Jun 12, 2019
Jeff Perla: Buttholes & Blowies
Jun 05, 2019
Mike Vecchione: Ex Friends & New Lovers
May 29, 2019
Sarah Merrill: Big Kid Problems & No Plan B
May 21, 2019
Elephante: Day Dreaming & DJing
May 15, 2019
Ellie Schnitt: Haters & Hilariousness
May 08, 2019
Sydnee Washington: Part-Time Lesbians & Full-Time Content Creators
May 01, 2019
Tank Sinatra: Binge Drinking & Battling Your Thoughts
Apr 24, 2019
Katie Boren: Being A Ballerina & Balancing Life
Apr 17, 2019
Guys Next Door: Losing Your Virginity & Unlearning Everything
Apr 10, 2019
Kate Mannion: The Marines & Vagina Calzones
Apr 03, 2019
Komalesque: Quitting Gigs & Guys
Mar 27, 2019
Jared Freid: Reality TV & The Ghost
Mar 20, 2019
Remy Kassimir: Laugh Shaming & Squirting
Mar 13, 2019
Max Ehrich: Fame & Toxic Masculinity
Mar 06, 2019
Emilia Ortiz: Past Lives & Threesomes
Feb 27, 2019
Lindsey Metselaar: Scheduling Sex & Stopping Smoking
Feb 24, 2019
Sonny5ideup: Making Memes & Not Being Thirsty
Feb 20, 2019
Michelle Collins: Disaster Dates & Shallowness
Feb 13, 2019
Jera Foster-Fell: Energy Murderers & Nipple Piercings
Feb 06, 2019
Ryan Serhant: Attention Whores & Fearing Failure
Jan 30, 2019
Comments By Celebs: Instagram Entrepreneurship & Eating Carbs
Jan 23, 2019
Kate Chastain: Emotional Availability & Farting
Jan 16, 2019
Derek Peth: Bad Breakups & Stoicism
Jan 09, 2019
Emma Willmann: Stand Up Struggles & Porn Preferences
Jan 02, 2019
Dr. Mike: The Sexiest Doctor Alive & Unsexy Issues
Dec 26, 2018
Fat Carrie Bradshaw: Social Anxiety & Alter Egos
Dec 19, 2018
Margaret Josephs: Leaving Your Husband & Saggy Boobs
Dec 12, 2018
Sean Alexander: Losing Followers & Self Help Books
Dec 05, 2018
Taylor Strecker: Crying During Sex & Inner Peace
Nov 28, 2018
Jessie Jolles: Bulimia & Not Being Yourself
Nov 28, 2018
Daryn Carp: Death Threats & Strap Ons
Nov 28, 2018
Welcome To Hell
Nov 16, 2018