Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

By Alex and Christine Schiefer

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Dawn
 Nov 6, 2019
These two siblings are way funnier than those thee brothers who pretend to give advice. I'm not knocking the brothers. I love them too. I'd love to see a live show. I wonder if they could act out an emp./customer interaction in a skit?

Krystal
 Sep 25, 2019

juba moon ✨✨✨✨✨✨🌙♥️
 Sep 6, 2019
I don't know HOW I fell into this pod. My feet must've been too sandy, with no choice but washing them in a gushing garden hose - much too wet and spewing my HSN(⭐) Dinner Gown, with more sand. Well , gimme a towel and call me crazy! This is a delightfully funny pearl in an oyster! No BTK, or Terri Gross-ness. Justa bro & sis reading (generally)1 star reviews , of deserved 1 star review reviews! Contemplative music plays, as each review is read. I tilt my head in anticipation...and you should, too!


 Apr 16, 2019

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A comedy podcast featuring dramatic readings of one-star reviews written by real people with not-so-real problems.

Episode Date
94: Airports in North Carolina
2935

You give podcasters a listen, you feed them a meal. Teach podcasters to steal listens, they probably get kicked off their platform. This made slightly more sense with apple sauce... 

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Sep 16, 2020
93: Malls in New Jersey
3437

Well this was a weird one, so I'm not sure what to say here. Something something IKEA gnomes and bread bowls. Y'all know.

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Sep 09, 2020
92: Parking Violations Bureaus in Los Angeles, CA
3017

Christine and Alex, the scum of the earth, are back to discuss communism, Kafka, and The Parking Enforcement Agenda (PEA). Christine also throws curses around like they're nothing, so we're sorry in advance if we ruin your life.

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Sep 02, 2020
91: Beaches in Rhode Island
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Hey all you naughty gulls, thanks for tuning in to Christine's National Convention. She has only one platform: Eradicate All Ocean Worms. Please don't vote for her. 

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Aug 26, 2020
90: Small Towns in Ohio
3454

We're going through our lives as a couple of dunk clowns: We think too highly of ourselves and we laugh at our own jokes. 

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Aug 19, 2020
Between You And Us: Episode 18
1342

Need more of life's sweet substance? We got you covered. We're back with another episode where we read reviews that you found and sent in to us! Email us at beachtoosandy@gmail.com with the subject "Between You And Us" and you might be featured in next month's episode!

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Aug 17, 2020
89: Lighthouses in Maine
3276

After years of perfecting our popsicle stick versions of episode 89, we've finally released the finished product. In this episode, we read reviews of lighthouses worthy of Steven King's editor. So sit down, heat up your beans, and enjoy the episode. But before you listen, heed this warning: sexy stuff.

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Aug 12, 2020
88: Adult Video Stores in Missouri
3020

Welcome to rush week! There's only one option and it's They-ta They-ta They-ta. And everyone is invited to join! The only hazing will be us forcing you to watch Ants With No Pants on DVD. Welcome!

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Aug 05, 2020
87: Cowboy Boots in Texas
3328

If you're wondering what Jimmy Fingers is up to, he's using those fingers of his to go to https://www.raicestexas.org/ways-to-give/bond-fund/ to donate to the RAICES Texas Bond Fund! They are a nonprofit agency that promotes justice by providing free and low-cost legal services to underserved immigrant children, families, and refugees. 


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Jul 29, 2020
86: Climbing Gyms in Colorado Springs, Colorado
2813

We're back with possibly the most garrulous podcast in existence. Are we using that right? Anyway, help Christine reach her goal of terminal velocity and help Alexander reach his goal of man spreading all over the internet. We promise the experience will be anything but lugubrious! Ok, no, that definitely can't be right. Where's my thesaurus...


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Jul 22, 2020
Between You And Us: Episode 17
1981

This is a historic moment in Beach Too Sandy history. We read the first review where the reviewer changes their own mind while writing the review. Almost as breathtaking as seeing a grackle in the wild. Listen and appreciate the beauty.

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Jul 20, 2020
85: Garbage Plates in Rochester, NY
2880

Think people can't possibly be snobs about something called a 'garbage plate?' Think again, then update your Rolodex. Also, fair warning to people who don't like rats, we talk about them A LOT this episode. Because you know what they say, 'Wheres there hole, rats will find it.' And in our field of dreams, there are plenty of holes for Remy.

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Jul 15, 2020
84: Historical Sites in Italy
3336

After the success of our Disney Parks episode, we decided to do another one! Oh wait, never mind, these reviews are of Pompeii. But apparently some people can't tell the difference. In an attempt to redeem the craziness, we read our oldest reviews yet! And if that doesn't float your gondola, we talk a lot about sewage.

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Jul 08, 2020
83: Zoos in Norway
3694

Don't be too surprised if we rename our podcast to The Shanti Chronicles, because Alex loves his new adopted Gibbon daughter. The news about her might be the most important part of our episode, but it doesn't take away from the craziness that are these reviews. So be sure to listen to this episode, because it has elks, ducks... everything!

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Jul 01, 2020
82: Scuba Diving in Guam
3714

Disclaimer: These Podcast Hosts Be Wildin'. Wait, what does that even mean? Anyway, we're reviews of scuba diving in Guam, then Alex reads reviews where the reviewer vows never to return to a state/country. It's just as fun as it sounds! So don't *fundamentally* stop listening to our show and listen to episode 82 now!

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Jun 24, 2020
81: Adventure Parks in Puerto Rico
3617

Who the hell gave us this platform? Oh yeah, you all did... Well thank you for having an IQ higher than a crab and being an outlet for our boring childhood stories. We'll post proof of our "extreme skill and coordination" on our social media in the form of skydiving photos. Enjoy!

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Jun 17, 2020
80: KFC in Japan
2719

Welcome to the Church of Yelp, where we teach you everything it takes to get yourself into hell. We're reading reviews of the "benign personality cult" also known as KFC in Japan. Then, Alex sings a warbling tune of reviews where the reviewer mentions a dream they had. All in all, it's a pretty fun episode to listen to as long as you're not Australian. Fair warning.

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Jun 10, 2020
Podcast Blackout
113

We will not be releasing a regular episode this week in an effort to listen to, learn from, and amplify Black voices. Tune in to this brief recording or visit https://tinyurl.com/blmforever for tips on joining the fight against racial inequality and police brutality.  #TheShowMustBePaused

Jun 03, 2020
79: Reviews of Water Parks
3183

Between the indiscriminate pooping, tea bags, and bodily excreted waste... this might be our grossest episode yet. But if you can make it through, you can hear our mother's favorite joke. Well, maybe that's the worst part of the episode. We'll let you be the judge. See you in our next show, "Yelper Nightmares!"

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May 27, 2020
Schiefer Madness: Few Things Considered
1828

Welcome to our first weekly Winnie-sode! We discuss jellybean storage, dried up condoms, and we touch on what it's like to be an oxygen-dependent woman of a certain age. That's our story, morning glory!

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May 22, 2020
78: Craft Stores in Raleigh, NC
2583

The Schiefer Siblings are coming out to play! And they're on a mission... to normalize... constipation? God this episode is messy. If you want, you're welcome to dive headfirst into this mess of crazy craft store reviews and reviews of cat cafes from people allergic to cats. This episode is not sponsored by Eagle-Eye Cherry, but we wish it was as he's pretty much the coolest. 

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May 20, 2020
Schiefer Madness: Karma Will Prevail
1954

From bidets to porn sites, we talk about pretty much everything this episode. Thankfully it's a bonus episode, so we can do what we want! And so can you, but we'd encourage you to donate to the One Fair Wage Emergency Fund by going to OFWEmergencyFund.org. With your leftover money, feel free to buy yourself a plague doctor mask.


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May 15, 2020
77: Lakes in Minnesota
3387

Turn off your Jimmy Buffet and hop aboard the Silky Pig, because we're going yelping! Join us on this amazing natural journey where we discover all the crazies Minnesota has to offer. 

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Music by PSOVOD and tyops.

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May 13, 2020
Between You And Us: Episode 16
2403

Before you listen to this episode, we've gotta lay down some ground rules. We expect you to either write us a poem or give us a dollar. And once you do, you'll have to follow the golden rule: ~*~Impeccable Vibes ONLY~*~ Only then can we accept you as our succulent listeners.

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May 11, 2020
76: Bowling Alleys in Philadelphia, PA
3534

We've got new merch!! Head over to bit.ly/beachtoosandymerch for a "Lunatic Leftwing Liberal Loser" pin, a "Baron of Cream" shirt or a Beach Too Sandy decal! 

If you've ever eaten calamari at a bowling alley, this episode isn't for you. Because the lit fairy godmothers Malex and Mristine are judging you. But don't worry, Malex gets what's coming to him when he embarrasses himself by being unable to say "early bird menu" properly. So at least listen to that struggle.

Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy for a monthly livestream Q&A!
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Music by PSOVOD and tyops.

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May 06, 2020
Between You And Us: Episode 15
2923

Since this was released at 11 PM our time on April 30th, we're counting it as the April Between You And Us. Deal with it or face us and our spirited personalities.

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--- This episode is sponsored by · rSlash Podcast: Host rSlash, a YouTuber with 1.5MM subscribers reads Reddit posts from subreddits like r/entitledparents, r/prorevenge, r/choosingbeggars and more. https://open.spotify.com/show/3hJo9o8qFqrblXu1Plkv8L?si=a7VvIF_BSi2zGv_h0NzFSg · Earn Your Leisure Podcast: The Earn Your Leisure podcast hosted by Rashad Bilal and Troy Millings examines the latest trends in finance. https://open.spotify.com/show/2S4tSSlT71Z5i8Dt1vlDJc?si=WXJ0JwJHRhK80AjmpeeOWg · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
May 01, 2020
75: Buffalo Wings in Buffalo, NY
3770

We hope after listening to this episode, you tell everyone how much we mind blew you with our talk of mutant chickens and souvlaki #WhitePizzaWith500RawOnionsInAPoolOfWater

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Music by PSOVOD and tyops.

--- This episode is sponsored by · rSlash Podcast: Host rSlash, a YouTuber with 1.5MM subscribers reads Reddit posts from subreddits like r/entitledparents, r/prorevenge, r/choosingbeggars and more. https://open.spotify.com/show/3hJo9o8qFqrblXu1Plkv8L?si=a7VvIF_BSi2zGv_h0NzFSg · Earn Your Leisure Podcast: The Earn Your Leisure podcast hosted by Rashad Bilal and Troy Millings examines the latest trends in finance. https://open.spotify.com/show/2S4tSSlT71Z5i8Dt1vlDJc?si=WXJ0JwJHRhK80AjmpeeOWg · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
Apr 29, 2020
Schiefer Madness: Animal Crossing
2082

Listen to this week's episode to find out how you can win a copy of Animal Crossing: New Horizons for the Nintendo Switch! If you already own a copy, listen to this episode to hear us audition for the role of Animal Crossing voice actors, and to find out why Christine is on Alex's dodos' no-fly list.

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Apr 25, 2020
74: Cigar Shops in Cuba
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Years from now, we believe someone will wonder if Tim Allen was one of the hosts of Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet. And that person is Christine Schiefer. Find out what else she thinks Tim Allen was in on this episode of your favorite review reading podcast, this time with less Yelp... since apparently Cuba doesn't have Yelp. But we still think you'll enjoy another exploration of awful reviews and the people who write them.

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Apr 22, 2020
Schiefer Madness: it's about GI troubles that we all have
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Calling all iron maiden fans! Whether that's of the band, the medieval torture device, or our mother. We've got an uplifting? bonus episode for you where we only read the positive reviews (mostly)!!!! So come join us for a Gonzo ride in this edition of Schiefer Madness!

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Apr 18, 2020
73: Monuments in Washington, D.C.
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YEGADS! In this week's episode, Christine philosophizes and Alex waxes poetic. If that doesn't convince you to listen to this one, then we don't blame you. But we hope you give us the chance to warn you about big brother watching you through light switches and of the dangers of fascist architecture. We promise it's worth it. 

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--- This episode is sponsored by · rSlash Podcast: Host rSlash, a YouTuber with 1.5MM subscribers reads Reddit posts from subreddits like r/entitledparents, r/prorevenge, r/choosingbeggars and more. https://open.spotify.com/show/3hJo9o8qFqrblXu1Plkv8L?si=a7VvIF_BSi2zGv_h0NzFSg · Earn Your Leisure Podcast: The Earn Your Leisure podcast hosted by Rashad Bilal and Troy Millings examines the latest trends in finance. https://open.spotify.com/show/2S4tSSlT71Z5i8Dt1vlDJc?si=WXJ0JwJHRhK80AjmpeeOWg · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
Apr 15, 2020
Schiefer Madness: Erotic Hand Sanitizer
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Is that title really not enough for you?

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Apr 10, 2020
72: Resorts in Mexico
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Let me tell you something, bro... *thumbs down emoji* *poop emoji *coffin emoji* *nails emoji* *baby bottle emoji* *pill emoji* *wrench emoji* KARMA BACK AT YOU!

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Apr 08, 2020
Schiefer Madness: Tiger King
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Hey all you cool cats and kittens! If you haven't watched Tiger King, give in to all the pressure and watch it. Otherwise, this episode is gonna be pretty nonsensical. All we want to do during our stay-at-home order is drink wine and rescue bobcats, but we took the time to record this ridiculous episode. Enjoy!

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Music by PSOVOD, robinhood76, and tyops.

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Apr 03, 2020
71: Universities in England
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Love a good panto? That must mean you're British! So stop whatever yawn-fest you're participating in, and join us as we read reviews of universities in England. Christine also reads some of the worst reviews we've had on the show, and there's nothing redeeming about them. So... enjoy?

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Apr 01, 2020
Schiefer Madness: Quarantine Cuties
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You should really listen to this episode, but keep in mind that it won't save your life. Only Lysol can do that apparently. We hope you enjoy this surprise bonus episode. Please stay safe out there! And a very big thank you to everyone who is still working and supporting their communities.

Things you can do during the COVID-19 epidemic:

Donate to help kids who depend on school lunches at http://www.nokidhungry.org

Avoid purchasing WIC items to save them for families who depend on WIC.

Support your local Chinese businesses!

Self-isolate! Vulnerable members of the community are depending on all of us to help stop the spread of the virus.

And finally, be kind to yourself. If you are struggling with your mental health, you can contact the confidential Crisis Text Line 24/7 by texting HOME to 741741

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Music by PSOVOD and tyops.

--- This episode is sponsored by · Talk Money With Mesh Lakhani Podcast: On The Talk Money with Mesh Lakhani podcast, Mesh will follow paper trails, chat with experts, and break down complex ideas to bring clarity to the mystical financial phenomena behind your finances. https://open.spotify.com/show/20gI5HoX4J0zlsCgnjqWoP?si=w8xX2XpITSuysd_xGiGQiQ · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
Mar 28, 2020
70: Lord of the Rings in New Zealand
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Dear Webmaster,

Please enjoy this episode of us speaking in runes about Lord of the Rings. After that, Alex gives us a much needed pick me up when he reads reviews mentioning bodega cats, who are as fuzzy as the ham they eat. So turn your ring lights on and try not to be put off to hobbits!

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Music by PSOVOD and tyops.

--- This episode is sponsored by · Talk Money With Mesh Lakhani Podcast: On The Talk Money with Mesh Lakhani podcast, Mesh will follow paper trails, chat with experts, and break down complex ideas to bring clarity to the mystical financial phenomena behind your finances. https://open.spotify.com/show/20gI5HoX4J0zlsCgnjqWoP?si=w8xX2XpITSuysd_xGiGQiQ · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
Mar 25, 2020
Schiefer Madness: Social Distancing
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Things you can do during the COVID-19 epidemic:

Donate to help kids who depend on school lunches at http://www.nokidhungry.org

Avoid purchasing WIC items to save them for families who depend on WIC.

Support your local Chinese businesses!

Self-isolate! Vulnerable members of the community are depending on all of us to help stop the spread of the virus.

And finally, be kind to yourself. If you are struggling with your mental health, you can contact the confidential Crisis Text Line 24/7 by texting HOME to 741741


Logo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White.

Music by PSOVOD and tyops.

--- This episode is sponsored by · Talk Money With Mesh Lakhani Podcast: On The Talk Money with Mesh Lakhani podcast, Mesh will follow paper trails, chat with experts, and break down complex ideas to bring clarity to the mystical financial phenomena behind your finances. https://open.spotify.com/show/20gI5HoX4J0zlsCgnjqWoP?si=w8xX2XpITSuysd_xGiGQiQ · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
Mar 20, 2020
69: Saint Patrick's Day Reviews Extravaganza
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If you've never listened to Beach Too Sandy, prepare yourself by imagining you're meeting a 6-foot tall teddy bear with titanium legs. We're reading all sorts of reviews that are related (very loosely) to Saint Patrick's Day! Christine even sings and you definitely don't want to miss it. So pop out your Enya tape and enjoy another exploration awful reviews and the people who write them.

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Music by PSOVOD, jimrsbjorklund, and tyops.

--- This episode is sponsored by · Talk Money With Mesh Lakhani Podcast: On The Talk Money with Mesh Lakhani podcast, Mesh will follow paper trails, chat with experts, and break down complex ideas to bring clarity to the mystical financial phenomena behind your finances. https://open.spotify.com/show/20gI5HoX4J0zlsCgnjqWoP?si=w8xX2XpITSuysd_xGiGQiQ · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
Mar 18, 2020
68: Beaches in Australia
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If you're considering writing a review of our show while hospitalized, be sure to wait until the morphine has kicked in. Because you might not be happy with us after this episode, especially if you live in Australia. But at least we stay true to our name and read reviews about beaches being too sandy and water being too wet! We'd say that's pretty 5-star worthy but we're a little biased.

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Music by PSOVOD and tyops.

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Mar 11, 2020
Between You And Us: Episode 14
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If you normally listen to our show in the presence of family, we'd recommend switching that up for this episode. And if for some reason you let your children listen to this explicit podcast, DEFINITELY keep them far away from this one. Ok now that the warning is out of the way, allow us to tickle your ears with our tiny hands as we explore awful reviews and the people who write them. 


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Mar 09, 2020
67: Reviews of Disney Parks
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Despite us being the last people who should have a podcast episode about Disney, we had a blast reading terrible reviews of their 'cloyingly ahistorical' parks. We do our best not to over analyze the people who go out of their way to write these reviews, mainly because we can't judge since we don't know the difference between a large candle and a Disney villain. So throw on your Easter best, return any and all hamsters, and enjoy another exploration of awful reviews and the people who write them.

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Music by PSOVOD, and tyops.

--- This episode is sponsored by · Talk Money With Mesh Lakhani Podcast: On The Talk Money with Mesh Lakhani podcast, Mesh will follow paper trails, chat with experts, and break down complex ideas to bring clarity to the mystical financial phenomena behind your finances. https://open.spotify.com/show/20gI5HoX4J0zlsCgnjqWoP?si=w8xX2XpITSuysd_xGiGQiQ · Oops Podcast: The Oops podcast examines the mistakes that change the trajectory of people’s lives: the bad decisions, the aftermath, the path to redemption and all things in between. https://open.spotify.com/show/70QREbmvK41DTlzttvWt3f?si=LcDth1spSK-o5Nhbe96QVQ · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
Mar 04, 2020
66: Nightclubs in Berlin, Germany
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Welcome to Schiefer Family Therapy, where the very hot and extremely humble Alex and croissant-phobic Christine tackle their biggest issues. If you're a family member of ours, please know we are terribly sorry for what you are about to listen to. And we'd honestly rather if you just skip this one... As for the rest of you, sit your bare bottoms down and enjoy another exploration of awful reviews and the people who write them.

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Music by PSOVOD, sirkoto51, and tyops.

--- This episode is sponsored by · Talk Money With Mesh Lakhani Podcast: On The Talk Money with Mesh Lakhani podcast, Mesh will follow paper trails, chat with experts, and break down complex ideas to bring clarity to the mystical financial phenomena behind your finances. https://open.spotify.com/show/20gI5HoX4J0zlsCgnjqWoP?si=w8xX2XpITSuysd_xGiGQiQ · Oops Podcast: The Oops podcast examines the mistakes that change the trajectory of people’s lives: the bad decisions, the aftermath, the path to redemption and all things in between. https://open.spotify.com/show/70QREbmvK41DTlzttvWt3f?si=LcDth1spSK-o5Nhbe96QVQ · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
Feb 26, 2020
65: Tescos in Dublin, Ireland
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You're joining us live from the travelator in Tesco, where a follower of Christ and her alien intern brother are reading terrible reviews. These two right little chatterboxes have a doozy of an episode for you, so please enjoy this while our meager existences fight against the inevitability that is entropy.

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Music by PSOVOD and tyops.

--- This episode is sponsored by · Talk Money With Mesh Lakhani Podcast: On The Talk Money with Mesh Lakhani podcast, Mesh will follow paper trails, chat with experts, and break down complex ideas to bring clarity to the mystical financial phenomena behind your finances. https://open.spotify.com/show/20gI5HoX4J0zlsCgnjqWoP?si=w8xX2XpITSuysd_xGiGQiQ · Oops Podcast: The Oops podcast examines the mistakes that change the trajectory of people’s lives: the bad decisions, the aftermath, the path to redemption and all things in between. https://open.spotify.com/show/70QREbmvK41DTlzttvWt3f?si=LcDth1spSK-o5Nhbe96QVQ · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
Feb 19, 2020
64: Valentine's Day Reviews Extravaganza
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The Valentine's Lorax has a warning for you: If you were hoping for our Ireland episode, don't listen to this one because you'll have to wait another week. Surprise! It's a Valentine's Day episode! We read reviews of all sorts of things to get you ready to stuff your face with conversation hearts and write your letter to Mr. Grindr. Enjoy!

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Music by PSOVOD and tyops.

--- This episode is sponsored by · Talk Money With Mesh Lakhani Podcast: On The Talk Money with Mesh Lakhani podcast, Mesh will follow paper trails, chat with experts, and break down complex ideas to bring clarity to the mystical financial phenomena behind your finances. https://open.spotify.com/show/20gI5HoX4J0zlsCgnjqWoP?si=w8xX2XpITSuysd_xGiGQiQ · Oops Podcast: The Oops podcast examines the mistakes that change the trajectory of people’s lives: the bad decisions, the aftermath, the path to redemption and all things in between. https://open.spotify.com/show/70QREbmvK41DTlzttvWt3f?si=LcDth1spSK-o5Nhbe96QVQ · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
Feb 12, 2020
Between You And Us: Episode 13
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If you look in the mirror and say "RED RAW' three times while spinning, Bernie Schiefer will appear behind you or your money back.

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Music by PSOVOD and tyops.

--- This episode is sponsored by · Talk Money With Mesh Lakhani Podcast: On The Talk Money with Mesh Lakhani podcast, Mesh will follow paper trails, chat with experts, and break down complex ideas to bring clarity to the mystical financial phenomena behind your finances. https://open.spotify.com/show/20gI5HoX4J0zlsCgnjqWoP?si=w8xX2XpITSuysd_xGiGQiQ · Oops Podcast: The Oops podcast examines the mistakes that change the trajectory of people’s lives: the bad decisions, the aftermath, the path to redemption and all things in between. https://open.spotify.com/show/70QREbmvK41DTlzttvWt3f?si=LcDth1spSK-o5Nhbe96QVQ · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
Feb 10, 2020
Live at Spotify HQ in New York, NY
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We made it through our first live show ever!! And now you have the chance to experience our discomfort from the comfort of your home. We had an amazing time and we are so grateful to Anchor, Spotify, and all our beautiful listeners who made this possible. Until we can come to your city, just listen to this, close your eyes, and pretend you're there with us. As long as it's not while you're driving. If you'd rather see that Alex makes the same face every time he reads a review, check out our YouTube channel where we'll be posting the full video including a Q&A! Enjoy!

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Music by PSOVOD and tyops.

--- This episode is sponsored by · Talk Money With Mesh Lakhani Podcast: On The Talk Money with Mesh Lakhani podcast, Mesh will follow paper trails, chat with experts, and break down complex ideas to bring clarity to the mystical financial phenomena behind your finances. https://open.spotify.com/show/20gI5HoX4J0zlsCgnjqWoP?si=w8xX2XpITSuysd_xGiGQiQ · Oops Podcast: The Oops podcast examines the mistakes that change the trajectory of people’s lives: the bad decisions, the aftermath, the path to redemption and all things in between. https://open.spotify.com/show/70QREbmvK41DTlzttvWt3f?si=LcDth1spSK-o5Nhbe96QVQ · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
Feb 07, 2020
63: Karaoke Bars in Halifax, NS
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We're going international! We visit our neighbors to the north, Canada, to find out how they feel about their karaoke bars. Then, Christine shares reviews of escape rooms written by people who had no business being in an escape room. Secure your patio furniture and hold on to your headphones, because we're exploring awful reviews and the people who write them.

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Or check out our new merch designs in our online store at shop.spreadshirt.com/beachtoosandy.

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Music by PSOVOD and tyops.

--- This episode is sponsored by · Talk Money With Mesh Lakhani Podcast: On The Talk Money with Mesh Lakhani podcast, Mesh will follow paper trails, chat with experts, and break down complex ideas to bring clarity to the mystical financial phenomena behind your finances. https://open.spotify.com/show/20gI5HoX4J0zlsCgnjqWoP?si=w8xX2XpITSuysd_xGiGQiQ · Oops Podcast: The Oops podcast examines the mistakes that change the trajectory of people’s lives: the bad decisions, the aftermath, the path to redemption and all things in between. https://open.spotify.com/show/70QREbmvK41DTlzttvWt3f?si=LcDth1spSK-o5Nhbe96QVQ · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
Feb 05, 2020
62: Dunkin' Donuts in Concord, NH
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Grab your plain sticks and your snotty coffee, because we're about to go on quite the journey. First, we read reviews of good old Dunkin' Donuts in the northeast, specifically in Concord, New Hampshire. Then, Alex completes the challenge of finding reviews where people used self defense tools on themselves. And it's just as ridiculous as you think! Tune in to find out where we're going next now that we finished all 50 states!

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Music by PSOVOD and tyops.

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Jan 29, 2020
61: Casinos in Biloxi, MS
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Welcome to the Schiefer Casino! We've got Mark who has a gaming license from eBay and Braley is behind the bar serving up only top shelf drinks! We are also known for rewriting LGBT history and for hiding Steak 'n Shakes from Ashley. We welcome everyone (other than knife salespeople) to another exploration of awful reviews and the people who write them. Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy for a monthly livestream Q&A! Go watch our latest YouTube video to see us reveal the man behind the intro: youtu.be/l8Qzn-kW2wY Or check out our new merch designs in our online store at shop.spreadshirt.com/beachtoosandy. Logo by Courtney DeKorte. Theme by Mavus White. Music by PSOVOD and tyops. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
Jan 22, 2020
SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT
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Jan 19, 2020
60: Pizza Places in Wichita, KS
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After forgetting it existed, we finally find ourselves in Kansas! We read reviews of pizza places and discuss the future of the Tootise film franchise. Then, Alex reads a variety of reviews of gay bars and they're just as good/bad as you expect. 


Be sure to get your tickets to Beach Too Sandy Live! Presented by Anchor. We're performing in New York on January 23rd at Spotify Headquarters. Tickets are available here: bit.ly/beachtoosandylive Hope to see you there!!


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Music by PSOVOD and tyops.

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Jan 15, 2020
Between You And Us: Episode 12
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Greetings from the Schiefer Sisters! We're back for another episode where we read reviews sent in by you, our lovely listeners! So stop smelling horses and put down your pizza rolls, because something is rotten in the State of Yelp... Enjoy!

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Jan 13, 2020
59: Resorts in Charleston, SC
3059

We have some actual exciting news this episode, so listen up! Then listen to us read some ridiculous reviews written by both real and not so real people. I'm too sick/seeping too much to think of funny things to write, so just try to enjoy another exploration of awful reviews and the people who write them. 

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Jan 08, 2020
58: Arcades in Nashville, TN
3515

Christine (cactus print) and Alex (stripper scent) bring you the first Beach Too Sandy episode of a new decade. We read reviews of arcades, arcade bars, and dueling piano bars (for some reason) in Nashville, TN. Then Alex lives up to his challenge, reading negative reviews of kitchen products that weren't used as intended. Hopefully we don't ruin your entire decade with another exploration of awful reviews and the people who write them.

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Jan 01, 2020
57: Holiday Reviews Extravaganza
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This week, CHRISTine and Alex reveal what is causing the death of all humans... at least according to a single reviewer. Believe it or not, it's not caused by Starbucks holiday cups. Apparently those are just the result of Lunatic Leftwing Liberal Losers like us. Try not to break your finger smashing the play button, and enjoy another exploration of awful reviews and the people who write them. 


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Dec 25, 2019
56: Ski Resorts in Burlington, VT
3854

This week, we rewrite The Grinch, repurpose Charles Dickens' A Christmas Carol, and share other valuable pieces of media in the form of Yelp reviews. We hope this episode doesn't leave your puggle craving human flesh!

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Dec 18, 2019
55: Car Dealerships in Fargo, ND
3067

Happy podversary!! We're celebrating one year of Beach Too Sandy nonsense! Thank you so much for your support this past year. As a special gift, we've finally revealed the identity of the man behind our intro. And no, it's not Bosephus! So go watch our latest YouTube video to see that reveal: https://youtu.be/l8Qzn-kW2wY

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Dec 11, 2019
Between You And Us: Episode 11
3823

All hail King Salmon! Just... don't order him on a cinnamon raisin bagel. In this month's episode, we read some of the worst reviews you've ever sent us. And we're starting to think they cut off all circulation to our heads, because we blacked out halfway through. So throw on your 'flage Crocs and enjoy another special episode of Between You And Us.

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Dec 09, 2019
54: Menards in Eau Claire, WI
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Don't do us bogus and give this week's episode a listen. If you don't, Alex is going to take Christine's bathroom breaks away. So hear all about how the state of your local Menards means America is dead, and about how much better Timmy Ho's is compared to everything. 

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Dec 04, 2019
53: Thanksgiving Reviews Extravaganza
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*Insert Favorite Turkey Noise Here* Welcome to our Thanksgiving special! Now as a fireside chat! Your holiday is about to be ruined by the cornucopia of reviews that Christine brought to the table. Thankfully the couple Mr. and Mrs. Farmer redeem us in the end. 

Have an amazing Thanksgiving!

Krissy Kiwi & ~*~tHe PiCkLe GuY~*~

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Nov 27, 2019
52: Dry Cleaners in Columbia, MD
3353

Happy Wonderwall! Throw on your favorite Armani underwear, grab your hottest rock, and enjoy the premiere of Pretty Mayor - the opposite of Undercover Boss. If you want to hear Christine's beautiful singing, you're maybe the only person ever to feel that way. If you don't want to hear Christine's singing, you might want to skip this one.

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Nov 20, 2019
51: Golf Courses in Des Moines, IA
3550

*golfer emoji* *golfer emoji* *golfer emoji* *hole-in-one emoji* *hole-in-one emoji* *hole-in-one emoji*

*frisbee emoji* *frisbee emoji* *frisbee emoji* *hole-in-one emoji* *hole-in-one emoji* *hole-in-one emoji*

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Nov 13, 2019
Between You And Us: Episode 10
2331

If you're reading this, you are officially banned from LeanCuisine.com. Feeling doo-doo trash about that? Then listen to us read reviews sent in by YOU, our lovely listeners. We hope you love this month's episode, but if you don't we are prepared to pay you 100 plates of calamari.

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Nov 11, 2019
50: Apartment Complexes in Grand Rapids, MI
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This week's episode is dedicated to Fat Cat Cora.

Remember that time when we exposed a hairy underbelly? Well, this week's underbelly is even hairier. If you're looking for an apartment in Grand Rapids, we hope you don't take this episode into consideration (unless you love egg-hair and microwaved cups of pee). And if you believe the earth is flat, we also don't think this episode is for you. Everyone else, please enjoy us waxing "poetic" on the merits and failings of conspiracy theories... or feel free to hate the fact we did that!

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Nov 06, 2019
49: Spooky Spots in Salem, MA
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Welcome to the Beach Too Sandy Halloween Extravaganza!! We have such an exciting show featuring three very special guests! We bet you're reading this looking for a spoiler of who those guests are. Well guess what, we're not going to spoil the greatest surprise since that time Alex filled a pinata full of beans. But to entice you, here's a preview of what's to come: head lice, 666, ritual sacrifices, roast beef, Joe Bish, chainsaw butt thrusts, and Spooky Kama Sutra. Enjoy this SpOoKy OoKy exploration of awful reviews and the people who write them! And a very special thank you to our guests for making this our BEST episode yet! Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy to fulfill our dream of chatting with you live on video. Or check out our new merch designs in our online store at shop.spreadshirt.com/beachtoosandy. Logo by Courtney DeKorte. Theme by Mavus White. Music by dAmbient and BrN. --- This episode is sponsored by · Donna Bella Hair: Donna Bella is a hair extension brand that sells Ready-to-Wear and professional-grade extensions online through donnabellahair.com. https://donnabellahair.com/ · A Girl and Her Mother-In-Law Podcast: A Girl & Her Mother-In-Law podcast comes from New York duo YouTuber Allisa Rose and her mother-in-law who share their not so typical relationship. https://open.spotify.com/show/3rVh2BzndPi5kAzdCc5y9X?si=mdz6oTKyRL6sc-gfa6CBNg · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
Oct 30, 2019
48: Halloween Stores in Virginia Beach, VA
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WHEN YOU YELL, I YELP! 

Looking for a nose to pick? You've come to the right place. Turn up the Ziggy Idol, put on your star costume, and join us as we kick off spooky-ooky season with Halloween stores in Virginia Beach, VA! 


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Oct 23, 2019
47: Wineries in Los Gatos, CA
2706

Hello lovely listeners. Enjoying the table wine? Well why don't we take this back to our garden. We've got plenty of steamed salami to go around ;) Just don't let Louis out, we're happy he left his post at the winery for us. He just really loves when we take him on an exploration of awful reviews and the people who write them!


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Oct 16, 2019
Between You And Us: Episode 9
2981

Locusts, cicadas, and hard hats oh my! We're reading the reviews you want to hear! This time we read everything from book reviews to communion wafers. Listen now, because THIS. IS. CRITICAL.


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Oct 14, 2019
46: Fitness Centers in Cheyenne, WY
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Welcome to the start of our podcast recording marathon, AKA our descent into madness, AKA our descent into Christine's basement full of teens. Listen as we unload reviews of fitness centers from Cheyenne, WY (and Helena, MT, don't worry). Alex also shares reviews with lots of nudity and hedonistic bellboys. So tune into our liberal cesspool of a podcast as we take you on another exploration of awful reviews and the people who write them.

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Oct 09, 2019
45: Tanning Salons in Huntington Beach, CA
3572

It's Alex's birthday episode and we certainly made the most of it. We discuss killing penguins and the miracle of childbirth, all while Alex intimately sings the praises of Scrub Daddy. Listen to your Podcast Messiah and his sister as they take you on another exploration of awful reviews and the people who write them. 

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Oct 02, 2019
44: Runzas in Lincoln, NE
3093

Don't know what a runza is? Don't listen to us, because we think it's a hot dog bun sewn shut and filled with questionable ingredients. We don't have personal experience because we don't even know where Nebraska is. Thankfully, the good people of Nebraska tell us filthy animals what to really expect. Hop on Alex's wedding gator boat, or on Christine's log-like hide, and we'll take you on another exploration of awful reviews and the people who write them.

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Sep 25, 2019
43: Antique Stores in Portland, ME
3509

We're heading to Maine on the Gossip Train! We're stopping at the Charles Inn for a ghost made breakfast. Then we'll tour the basement where Stephen King lives, butchering the name of the town while we do it. Enjoy calming episodes of Antiques Roadshow as we pull into our final stop: the future burial sites of Alex & Christine in Kaneohe, Hawaii. So hop on and let our conductor, Gearshift Gambino, take you on another exploration of awful reviews and the people who write them.

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Sep 18, 2019
42: Ice Cream Parlors in Charleston, WV
2581

Adjust your husky pants and let us show you the world, shining glimmering... something. We're back and we're hungry for what West Virginia has to offer, hairy underbelly and all. So turn your ;( upside down and let these regular bloody stupid johnsons take you on another exploration of awful reviews and the people who write them.

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Sep 11, 2019
Between You And Us: Episode 8
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If you’ve ever read the name of our podcast and thought to yourself, "No one would ever complain that their water is too wet..." then boy do we have the episode for you! This week we read reviews sent in by YOU and this week's includes one with that very complaint. Oh and Christine improvises a limerick and Alex speaks in tongues... so your average episode from us.  Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy to fulfill our dream of chatting with you live on video. Or check out our new merch designs in our online store at shop.spreadshirt.com/beachtoosandy. Logo by Courtney DeKorte. Theme by Mavus White. Music by PSOVOD,  mrthenoronha, and tyops. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
Sep 09, 2019
41: Psychics in Albuquerque, NM
3343

This week, we explore the underbelly (and overbelly) of Albuquerque. No clue what that means? Let's just say one has high metaphysical prices while the other is ruled by a farmer friar. Still not making sense? Then rub your Walmart crystals and take a hit from your Skyline flavor vape, because it's time for another exploration of awful reviews and the people who write them.


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Sep 04, 2019
40: Gas Stations in Wilmington, DE
4336

We're forty, flirty, and friving! In this very special episodes, our jet lagged selves offer you a glimpse into what a Schiefer vacation is like. Hint: it involves wet shorts and Mao Zedong. Then we read reviews of gas stations... but they're mostly Wawa weviews. And finally, Alex provides unhelpful insight into what it means to be a religious solicitor.

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Aug 28, 2019
39: Bookstores in Portland, OR
3978

Witness if you will a subway tunnel, long abandoned below the bustling streets of Cincinnati. These tunnels have residents: Yelp reviewers. Let it be known that these reviewers have a disdain for soup and an affinity for Criss Angel: Family Man. You hear them chant, but only incomprehensible jokes about Dan Brown. They long for your company as they take a very meaningful journey into.... Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet.

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Aug 21, 2019
38: McDonald's Restaurants in Billings, MT
3231
This episode is dedicated to all the Tonys out there! Gather your escargatoire, put the salt away, and unfriend all Pauls, because it's time for another exploration of awful reviews and the people who write them. Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy to fulfill our dream of chatting with you live on video. Or check out our new merch designs in our online store at shop.spreadshirt.com/beachtoosandy. Logo by Courtney DeKorte. Theme by Mavus White. Music by PSOVOD and tyops. Use coupon code BEACH for $10 off your first box at www.fabfitfun.com #fabfitfunpartner --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
Aug 14, 2019
Between You And Us: Episode 7
2672

Slip on some lulus, take a sip of yuppie crack, and dive into another week of crazy reviews sent in by you! Whether your name is Shinny or Sheenad, you'll enjoy this exploration of awful reviews and the people who write them. 

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Aug 12, 2019
37: Dollar Stores in Birmingham, AL
2958

Hello sweet children of a friend of ours, we hope you're having the BDE. Unfortunately ours is the WDE, because our Hot Bunz aren't working and Christine won't let Alex sell his Ten Renaissance Paintings. While we figure this mess out, please enjoy another exploration of awful reviews and the people who write them. Otherwise, bad karma is going to happen to you.

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Aug 07, 2019
36: Banks in Charlotte, NC
3577

Welcome to Christine's Unnamed Game Show featuring Skeeve Harvey! In this episode, we cover finance, art history, sports, and rats. And Christine gives us some fascinating insight into her life: she's been to a bank. So enjoy our exploration of awful reviews and the people who write them, now playing on a little girl's YouTube channel.

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Music by PSOVOD, tyops, dr_skitz, Adam_N, noah0189, oldedgar, qubodup, parkersenk, and Mrthenoronha.

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Jul 31, 2019
35: Souvenir Shops in Atlantic City, NJ
4226

Alex: *loudly and desperately* "I FOLLOWED NONE OF THAT, BUT I HATED ALL OF THAT" *breaks into a sweat*

Christine: *pulls up barstool* "EEK!!" *clinks glass*

We hope you enjoy another exploration of awful reviews and the people who write them, because Alex sure didn't.

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Jul 24, 2019
34: Walmarts in Sioux Falls, SD
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Calling all Walmartians! We came out of our basement to bring you an episode chock full of glory holes and racism. But don't worry, Christine left her teen greeters down there with the hair and stains. Needless to say, we hope you enjoy another exploration of awful reviews and the people who write them. 

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Music by PSOVOD and tyops. 

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Jul 17, 2019
33: Bars in Columbus, OH
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In this week's episode we visit bars in Columbus to perfect our espionage techniques. It turns out, Christine is not a master criminal. Flip on your DB Cooper Baby Monitor and enjoy another exploration of awful reviews and the people who write them. 

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Music by PSOVOD, rodeoclash, ddmyzik, and tyops. 

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Jul 10, 2019
Between You And Us: Episode 6
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We've intercepted Bob Schieffer's emails to bring you this very important episode. He'd probably give this podcast 0 bombs if he could.  But we hope the rest of you enjoy another exploration of awful reviews and the people who write them, but ones our lovely listeners sent us!

If you'd like to submit a funny review, email us at beachtoosandy@gmail.com with "Between You And Us" in the subject line.

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Music by PSOVOD and tyops.

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Jul 08, 2019
32: Sporting Goods Stores in Anchorage, AK
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We're bringing you another episode of Beach Too Sandy! We explore the sporting goods stores of Anchorage and get diplomatic about Alaskan weather. Then, Alex reads reviews written by the hardest criminals around: accidental thieves. Before we release our album of jump rope rhymes, enjoy another exploration of awful reviews and the people who write them. 

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Music by PSOVOD, jimrsbjorklund, and tyops. 

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Jul 03, 2019
31: Breweries in Little Rock, AR
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Grab your tweens and make them listen to our wildest episode yet! Something is absolutely in the water supply and it's not making anyone more sane. Hear what the drunk people of Little Rock are saying about their local breweries, then hear what the conspiracy theorists are saying about Disney World. There's truly something for everyone in this episode, so enjoy another exploration of awful reviews and the people who write them.  Logo by Courtney DeKorte. Theme by Mavus White. Music by PSOVOD, Modification1089, and tyops. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
Jun 26, 2019
30: Crab Houses in Baltimore, MD
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Hi! We’re new and we don’t know a lot. What we do know is that these reviews are ridiculous as always. We read reviews written by some very crabby people and then Alex proves that Southern California has the best convicts. Please enjoy another exploration of awful reviews and the people who write them.

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Music by PSOVOD and tyops.

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Jun 19, 2019
Between You And Us: Episode 5
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A Beach Too Sandy love story: We love you very much and we will never hurt you.

Come join us as we dive into our email inbox and read the best of the best citizen reviews!

If you'd like to submit a funny review, email us at beachtoosandy@gmail.com with "Between You And Us" in the subject line.

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Music by PSOVOD and tyops.

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Jun 17, 2019
29: Movie Theaters in Providence, RI
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We're back with another episode for your listening displeasure. We read the worst reviews of movie theaters in Providence, RI, and Christine reads reviews written from the perspective of pets. I mean, who would want to miss hearing Christine channel her new friend Martin Van Purren? Oh, you? Well then go away. As for the rest of you, please enjoy another exploration of awful reviews and the people who write them.   Logo by Courtney DeKorte. Theme by Mavus White. Music by PSOVOD, sirkoto51, and tyops.   --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/beachtoosandy/support
Jun 12, 2019
28: Tattoo Shops in Tulsa, OK
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Between all the talk of pearls and jumper cables, this episode is particularly heinous. For that reason, we're officially putting a ban on 13-19 year olds listening to this podcast. For everyone else, please enjoy another exploration of awful reviews and the people who write them. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/beachtoosandy/support
Jun 05, 2019
27: Ghost Tours in New Orleans, LA
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Welcome to our morning morbid show with morning joe. In today's episode, we're taking you on a very bumpy ride through New Orleans. Please refrain from peeing or exposing yourself, no matter what we say in the show. After we give you the rundown of the debauchery of ghost tours, Christine talks about lost corpses and Disney World. Just listen if you want any of this to make sense.

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Music by PSOVOD, Thejack288, and tyops. 

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May 29, 2019
26: Parks in Milwaukee, WI
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Is it possible for people to give their local parks bad reviews? Yes. And it's as crazy as you'd think! Alex then reads conspiracy theory reviews that no one needs to hear. Whether you listen to this in your home, lighthome, or waffle home, you won't be disappointed! Don't take our words for it, just listen to our new friends: Matthew, Poopie, and Coochie Logo by Courtney DeKorte. Theme by Mavus White. Music by PSOVOD and tyops. This podcast is sponsored by Anchor and Kristen and Ch(ill) Podcast Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/beachtoosandy/message Become a supporter of this podcast: https://anchor.fm/beachtoosandy/support
May 22, 2019
25: DMVs in Phoenix, AZ
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Get your sunglasses emoji ready, because we've got some "cool" reviews for you. We're reading the worst reviews of DMVs in Phoenix, AZ. Now imagine how boring an episode like that would normally be, and try to give this one a shot anyway. We end the episode with hilariously awful reviews of restaurants where customers thought they were receiving other people's leftovers.

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Music by PSOVOD, tyops, tim.kahn, and Carl Orff.

Become a supporter of this podcast: https://anchor.fm/beachtoosandy/support This podcast is sponsored by Anchor and Kristen and Ch(ill) Podcast
May 15, 2019
Between You And Us: Episode 4
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Ghosts, choking, vampires... wait, what podcast is this again? Oh yeah, the one where we take the mask off of humanity and reveal its truest form. And in this episode, we're back to reading reviews sent in by our listeners! Come join us as we dive into our email inbox and read the best of the best.

If you'd like to submit a funny review, email us at beachtoosandy@gmail.com with "Between You And Us" in the subject line!

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Music by PSOVOD and tyops.

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May 13, 2019
24: Post Offices in Washington, DC
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In our most educational episode yet, we broaden your vocabulary as well as your understanding of the Geneva Convention. But don't worry, there's plenty of stupidity as we explore our nation's capital for the worst post office reviews we can find. Then, Alex gives a challenge to YOU, the listeners, because he's a failure.

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Music by PSOVOD, typos, John Siegler, and John Loeffler

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May 08, 2019
23: Toy Stores in Chicago, IL
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Welcome to Geppetto's Geriatric Sex Dungeon. Grab a doll, pick a booth, and enjoy our tastiest episode yet! We learn about all the toys Chicago has to offer, and we explore the stupidest recipe reviews on the internet!

May 01, 2019
22: Beaches in Honolulu, HI
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In this week's episode, we reveal our titular story. We also discuss condoms, feces, and panty liners. So basically... we're discussing humanity this episode. We do that by reading reviews of both ABZ and LDC. No idea what those are? Listen to find out!

Apr 24, 2019
21: Elementary Schools in Pittsburgh, PA
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This podcast made me laugh so bad!!! I threw up. It's time to kick off your Skechers and enjoy a new episode of Beach Too Sandy. While exploring reviews of elementary schools, we inadvertently explore our unfortunate middle school experiences. Enjoy the trauma!

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Music by PSOVOD and typos.

Apr 17, 2019
20: Nostalgia in Los Angeles, CA
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Episode 20 is the extravaganza you didn't know you needed! To mark the special occasion, we surprise each other with reviews of places that are close to our hearts. Hop in Guy Fieri's convertible and take this trip down memory lane with us!

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Music by PSOVOD, typos and Mark Snow.

Apr 11, 2019
Between You And Us: Episode 3
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Cover your trouser! We're back with some PHAT reviews, ranging from Starbucks to Mount Rushmore. This episode = was passable. Just don't laugh too loudly or we'll call security... and remember, fishing is NOT a crime.

If you'd like to submit a funny review, email us at beachtoosandy@gmail.com with "Between You And Us" in the subject line!

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Music by PSOVOD and typos.

Apr 08, 2019
19: Coffee Shops in Seattle, WA
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In our quest to find the worst reviews, we may have found the worst one yet. As difficult as that was, we make it through. Next in our journey, we get lost in the Bermuda Triangle of Yelp pages, but we eventually find our way... For the sake of humanity we must continue.

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Music by PSOVOD, and tyops. 

Apr 03, 2019
18: Comedy Clubs in Hartford, CT
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This week, Lisa Lampanelli graces us with her voice... and a plea to our beautiful listeners. This is followed by plenty of tallywagging from Alex and hooting from Christine. And we cap it all off with the discovery of... ANTIMONTY! No garlic fries here, just misery and displeasure. Enjoy! Logo by Courtney DeKorte. Theme by Mavus White. Music by PSOVOD, and tyops.
Mar 27, 2019
17: Hospitals in Boston, MA
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In this week's episode, we take on communism, mary-juana, and the feminist agenda. It's truly an episode for the ages. But don't worry, we bleep out the worst of it. Thankfully, the world still gets to hear about Alex's first (and last) Hooters experience. Come along for the experience of a lifetime, and spread the word using #octothorpe. Logo by Courtney DeKorte. Theme by Mavus White. Music by PSOVOD, and tyops.
Mar 20, 2019
16: Hardware Stores in Nashville, TN
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If you ever want to blackmail us with fake audio pulled from various sound bites, boy do we have the episode for you! We provide you with amazing quotes such as "I'm going to flip my shit and burn down this place," and "I typed out the word 'sex' a lot today." And by we, we mean Christine. Logo by Courtney DeKorte. Theme by Mavus White. Music by abett, PSOVOD, and tyops.
Mar 13, 2019
Between You And Us: Episode 2
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The voices of a generation reading reviews sent in by fans of a generation. That's right, we're back and we're engaging in civil dialogue. We're reading what YOU want us to read. Instead of spending your hard earned money on over priced cold dessert coffee thing, why not just listen to a free radio show? Btw, we're not armed and we're wearing our "Make America Emo" hats again. Thanks for inserting us into your ears!

Mar 11, 2019
15: Record Stores in Indianapolis, IN
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RudeJuggalo, WeedLMFAO, alxdude9, and imalwayzcrazy444. Which ones are our old AIM accounts and which are new? You have to listen to find out! This week we travel to Indianapolis to visit some of our best friends, including Air Bud, the Indiana Sniffer, Sonic the Hedgehog, and SpongeBob. We're still trying to connect the dots... Grab your accordions, your Faygo, and please keep your septum piercings in your septum!

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Music by PSOVOD, jgreer, and tyops.

Mar 06, 2019
14: Libraries in Los Angeles, CA
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Hooded figures, dead bodies, and squirt machines. Or, your average Beach Too Sandy episode. If you think this episode stinks, watch out for our next collab: Corpse-be-Gucci. This episode is ideal for morgues, autopsy rooms, body bags, etc.

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Music by Myuu, PSOVOD, sirkoto51, jgreer, and tyops.

Feb 27, 2019
13: Comic Book Shops in New York, NY
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Hear ye hear ye! Green grocers and proprietors alike! We have an episode  that will surely challenge your views and give you a bad case of the sweats. Gather yourself below one of the Brooklyn Bridges, open up to page 1 of Christine's Teen Zine, and pour out a cup of our child's water. Just be sure to leave your 2 year olds behind.

Feb 20, 2019
12: Liquor Stores in Louisville, KY
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In this week's episode, the gang announces their next venture (unfortunately it's not a liquor store in Louisville, KY). Please wish us luck on our imminent future as born again Belgians, and please enjoy this episode responsibly.

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Music by PSOVOD, plasterbrain and tyops.

Feb 13, 2019
Between You And Us: Episode 1
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In the first edition of our monthly Between You And Us episodes, we read reviews of your most suggested item. This episode is an exploration of the human body and its limits. You will learn so much from this episode, but you won't want to remember any of it. But you should already know what you're getting yourself into...

Feb 11, 2019
11: Strip Clubs in Las Vegas, NV
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WARNING! Do not let your ladies listen to this show. We will steal them from you. In episode 11 we go back to our roots: Vegas strip clubs. More specifically, the Chippendales show which helped launch the idea for this podcast. Now’s your chance to hear a brother and sister relive the moment where they were forever scarred. If you like what you hear, hop on the nearest FedEx truck - we’ll meet you “at spa”!

Feb 06, 2019
10: Museums in Boise, ID
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Welcome to episode 10 of the podcast where a couple of poorly dressed jobsworths read awful reviews. This very special episode is full of big announcements and big egos.  We even answer the age old question: Which has more museums, Boise or New York City? We also discover the world of people who get excited by squirrels, making this our most wholesome episode yet. But don't get too excited, because we're still being described as "what muppets would sound like on crack."

Logo by Courtney DeKorte. Theme by Mavus White. 

Music by PSOVOD, Sirkoto51 and tyops. 

Jan 30, 2019
9: Waffle Houses in Atlanta, GA
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What's the difference between Waffle House and your friendly neighborhood orgy? According to this week's reviews, possibly nothing. Whichever one you're going to, be sure to watch out for pink eye!

"SIGNED ALEX AND CHRISTINE!"


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Music by jgreer, PSOVOD and tyops. 

Jan 23, 2019
8: Dentists in Denver, CO
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Psst... yeah you... ever heard of... Presbyterianism? Then do we have the episode for you. We explore Denver for the worst reviews of dentists. Then we spread the good word of Ouija board reviewers. Take a break from your job as a bad teeth model and enjoy the sweet sugar voices from the unflossed mouths of Christine and Alex.

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Music by jgreer, PSOVOD and tyops. 

Jan 16, 2019
7: Bridal Shops in Houston, TX
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Buckle up, folks, because things are about to get "unsettling." Tune in to hear bridal store reviews from angry brides-to-be in Houston...and their dolls. Meanwhile, Alex introduces a couple toy-loving adults and expresses his own desire for a talking bird robot. Thinking of giving us negative 5000 stars? Big mistake...HUGE! 

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Music by Robinhood76, zagi2, qubodup, jgreer, PSOVOD and tyops. 

Jan 09, 2019
6: Pet Stores in Salt Lake City, UT
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Lost the instruction manual for your new pet bird? You’ve come to the right place! This week we read pet store reviews in Salt Lake City before trailBLAZing down an uncomfortable path of sci-fi erotic fiction…kindle edition. Tune in for bad snake advice, gladiator music and, as always, plenty of disgruntled customers. 

Jan 02, 2019
5: Hair Salons in Ann Arbor, MI
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Join us this week as we head to Ann Arbor to hear what people think of their local hair salons. Please enjoy, but watch out for the dead body out back. 

Dec 26, 2018
4: Tech Stores in Jacksonville, FL
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Wuz up! In episode 4 we explore the world of tech stores in Jacksonville, FL. Logo by Courtney DeKorte. Theme by Mavus White.
Dec 19, 2018
1: Grocery Stores in Cincinnati, OH
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Welcome to the first official episode of BTSWTW, featuring 1-star reviews of grocery stores in Cincinnati, OH. Logo design by Courtney DeKorte. Theme by Mavus White.
Dec 12, 2018
2: Hotels in Kansas City, MO
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Episode two is here! We cover 1-star reviews of hotels in Kansas City, MO. Logo design by Courtney DeKorte. Theme by Mavus White.
Dec 12, 2018
3: Car Washes in Minneapolis, MN
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It's episode three, y'all! Tune in for some...interesting...reviews of car washes in Minneapolis, MN. Logo by Courtney DeKorte. Theme by Mavus White.
Dec 12, 2018
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