Call Your Mother

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 Sep 23, 2019
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Hosted by Jordana Horn and Shannon Sarna. Call Your Mother takes on the sometimes happy, sometimes trying mess of parenting while Jewish. With equal doses of humor and candor, journalists Horn and Sarna (with eight kids between them) talk with comedians, writers, chefs, and other parents about everything from addiction to flatulence to anti-Semitism and ageism. Nothing's sacred. Nothing's taboo. For insight and perspective on the trials and rewards of being a parent today, tune in to Call Your Mother.

Episode Date
Finding Hope (with Fred Guttenberg)
35:22

On February 14, 2018, like any other day, Fred Guttenberg's two children left the house to go to Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School in Parkland, Florida. But after a former student attacked the school with a semi-automatic weapon, 17 people did not come home that day, including Fred's daughter, Jaime. Jordana and Shannon speak to Fred about his grief, his close relationship with President-elect Joe Biden, and how he channeled his pain into action to combat gun violence in America.

Music:

"Voicemail" by Khronos Beats

"Best I Can" by Jasmine Jordan (ft. Habit Blcx)

Dec 01, 2020
Having the Hard Convo (with Jenna Arnold)
43:03

In recent years, entrepreneur, activist, author, and Jewish mom of two Jenna Arnold criss-crossed the U.S., having conversations with countless groups of white women about their identities and their roles in our country. The result is her book, Raising Our Hands: How White Women Can Stop Avoiding Hard Conversations, Start Accepting Responsibility, and Find Our Place on the New Frontlines. Jordana and Shannon have a wide-ranging conversation with Jenna about what it means to be white and Jewish women in America. The trio discuss why talking about race can be difficult, how to learn from our mistakes, and how to start those much-needed "hard conversations with Uncle Bob on Thanksgiving."

 

Music:

"Voicemail" by Khronos Beats

"Best I Can" by Jasmine Jordan (ft. Habit Blcx)

Nov 10, 2020
The Long Haul (with Deborah Copaken)
35:12

On a “totally chill” late-fall day, Jordana and Shannon chat with multi-hyphenate author, photojournalist, and producer Deborah Copaken, who’s a columnist at The Atlantic and a writer for Netflix’s Emily in Paris. The mom of three was also once an avid biker — she’d bike 20 miles on the regular, without breaking a sweat. But then she got Covid-19 in March, and things haven’t been the same since. Deborah — whose memoir, Lady Parts, is coming out next year — chats with our hosts about living with long-haul Covid-19, detailing her struggle with breathing problems, heart-rate spikes, exhaustion, hope, and more.

 

Music:

"Voicemail" by Khronos Beats

"Best I Can" by Jasmine Jordan (ft. Habit Blcx)

Nov 03, 2020
The Fertility Roller Coaster (with Dana Sussman)
31:02

Fertility struggles impact so many families in myriad ways — though often the burden and the blame fall on women. Dana Sussman's story flips the narrative, when she and her husband discover that her husband is not producing any sperm. Several uncomfortable and emotional surgeries later — plus countless doctors visits, egg retrievals, and more — the couple are now parents of two children. With remarkable candor, Dana shares her unique journey with Jordana and Shannon, and they also discuss the ways in which access to fertility treatments may be limited in the coming year, due to possible changes to healthcare access.

 

Music: 

"Voicemail" by Khronos Beats
"Best I Can" by Jasmine Jordan (ft. Habit Blcx)

Oct 27, 2020
CYM Rewind: Contagion (With Blima Marcus)
21:51

Remember the measles outbreak in 2018 to 2019? Misinformation and distrust for the government were significant factors that contributed to the dangerous spread of the highly contagious disease within many ultra-Orthodox communities in New York. In December 2019 our hosts Jordana and Shannon spoke with Blima Marcus, a nurse practitioner and professor who helped curtail the spread in her community through education and compassion. In this week’s Call Your Mother Rewind, at a time in which Covid-19 infections are high within some ultra-Orthodox communities, we revisit our conversation with Blima, unpacking how misinformation and the perception of antisemitism remain relevant today.

 

Music:

"Voicemail" by Khronos Beats

"Sultry Glance" by Perfect Solution Music

"Study Session No Melody" by MellowSTU

"Best I Can" by Jasmine Jordan (ft. Habit Blcx)

Oct 20, 2020
The Israeli TV Episode (with Lior Zaltzman)
32:15

We all need some good distraction right now. So this week, Jordana and Shannon chat with Lior Zaltzman — Kveller's associate editor and our in-house TV expert — about the best Jewish and Israeli TV to watch right now. From "Shtisel" to "Tehran," they discuss the recent shows that have brought them joy, and explore how Israel has gone from "Startup Nation" to TV Nation.

 

Music:

"Voicemail" by Khronos Beats

"Best I Can" by Jasmine Jordan (ft. Habit Blcx)

Oct 13, 2020
Rewind: None of Your Business
26:18

Now that there's a vacancy on the Supreme Court, many people are worrying about and talking about access to abortion here in the U.S. As such, we've decided to bring back a previous episode, which originally aired June 2019, that focuses on a very timely topic: stories of women who were already mothers when they made the choice to have an abortion. 

 

Music:

"Voicemail" by Khronos Beats

“Hip Hop Happiness” by Mellowsstu 

"Best I Can" by Jasmine Jordan ft. Habit Blcx

Oct 06, 2020
She Believed in Us with Dahlia Lithwick
27:36
Sep 29, 2020
During the Days of Awe (with Allie Barnes)
34:35

During the Days of Awe — the time of introspection between between Rosh Hashanah and Yom Kippur — Jordana and Shannon speak with  educator, mom, and avid YouTuber Allie Barnes about setting intentions and goals for the coming year, staying positive, and finding connection with our community, even when we can't be together.

Music
"Voicemail" by Khronos Beats

"Best I Can" by Jasmine Jordan (ft. Habit Blcx)

Sep 22, 2020
The Kitchen Is Over There with Carly Pildis
39:01

In this week's episode, Jordana and Shannon speak with Carly Pildis, a professional grassroots organizer and writer, about American attitudes towards Black Jewish identity, why BLM needs to be a Jewish issue, and her experience raising a black, Jewish child in America today.

Music

"Voicemail" by Khronos Beats

"Best I Can" by Jasmine Jordan (ft. Habit Blcx)

Sep 15, 2020
The Last Word (with Bess Kalb)
37:16

Jordana and Shannon speak with comedy writer and author Bess Kalb about her quarantine life as a new mom living with her own parents, writing for Jimmy Kimmel Live!, and her recent memoir, No One Will Tell You This But Me. Her book is about an extraordinary love story — but not necessarily one you'd expect: It's a chronicle of Bess' relationship with her Jewish grandmother, a housewife who was anything but ordinary and who helped shape Bess' upbringing and sense of humor.  

 

Music:

 

"Voicemail" by Khronos Beats

"Best I Can" by Jasmine Jordan ft. Habit Blcx

Sep 08, 2020
Covid and Chlamydia (with Taffy Brodesser-Akner)
39:17
After trying for a year to arrange an interview, Jordana and Shannon finally sit down with New York Times journalist and novelist Taffy Brodesser-Akner. Yes, there is talk of New Jersey. But also, the group gets into divorce, the plight of successful doctors, being raised in a religious family, and what it’s like to profile celebrities.
 

 

Music: 

"Voicemail" by Khronos Beats

"Funky and Groovy" by Unique Sound

"Best I Can" by Jasmine Jordan (ft. Habit Blcx)

Sep 01, 2020
Not So Big Summer
30:01

Jennifer Weiner, the fan favorite and longtime New York Times best-selling author returns to the podcast to chat with Shannon and Jordana about her quarantine bubble with bubbe, “zhuzhing” up her Zoom room, and why some people won’t wear a friggin’ mask. “It seems like such a basic thing to ask people to do. You put your shirt on and your shoes on when you go to the 7-Eleven, so now we’re going to wear masks!”

Music:

"Voicemail" by Khronos Beats

"Funky and Groovy" by Unique Sound

"Rewind Back" by Marscott

"Best I Can" by Jasmine Jordan (ft. Habit Blcx)

Jun 29, 2020
How Not to Lose Your Shit
38:01

Well, here we all are, on the cusp of a summer which for many of us will be with no camp, no vacation trips and few playdates --  but many, many opportunities to lose our shit with our kids. Carla Naumburg is a clinical social worker and the author of three parenting books. But the parenting book that was made for a pandemic is her most recent, How to Stop Losing Your Sh*t With Your Kids, which might be the ideal Father’s Day gift?

Naumburg talks to Jordana and Shannon about stress “in the Q,” triggers for rage, and ways to recalibrate our response to those little darling children who somehow always know how to push our buttons.

Music

"Voicemail" by Khronos Beats

"Sultry Glance" by Perfect Solution Music 

"Funky and Groovy" by Unique Sound

"Best I Can" by Jasmine Jordan ft. Habit Blcx

Jun 16, 2020
The Second Snip
30:34

A very special guest joins Jordana and Shannon for the last episode of Call Your Mother’s first season: Shannon’s husband Jonathan Goldberg, who shares the story of getting a vasectomy after the couple’s third child. The group talk about the theme of responsibility for birth control, while touching on everything from semen in popsicle trays to Japanese sex dolls to Fiddler on the Roof. The hosts call Simon Myerson in the United Kingdom, who shares his own vasectomy tale along with the immortal words, “attached to my junk.”

 

Music: 

"Voicemail" by Khronos Beats

"Funky and Groovy" by Unique Sound

"Best I Can" by Jasmine Jordan (ft. Habit Blcx)

Dec 31, 2019
Vodkas & Latkes
30:17

Jordana and Shannon talk with Alysia Reiner. Alysia is known for her roles in Orange Is The New Black and The Deuce, but she’s a woman who wears many hats. She talks with Jordana and Shannon about activism, Judaism, producing, her new projects and her unique take on the world in which we live. Plus Shannon shares a tale of a wedding toast gone awry, and Gram reveals her disdain for certain extracurricular activities and glitter. 

Music:

"Voicemail" by Khronos Beats

"Jet Setter" by MellowSTU

"Funky and Groovy" by Unique Sound

"For Hip-Hop" by Marscott

"Best I Can" by Jasmine Jordan (ft. Habit Blcx)

Dec 24, 2019
Borderline
25:27

Jordana and Shannon recorded this episode at a live Jewish National Fund event in New Jersey (on the very bima where little Jordana once became a bat mitzvah!), speaking with Israeli community center leader Michal Uziyahu about her life as a person and parent living in Israel next to the border with Gaza. She talks about red alerts, running for shelter, fears of balloons and kites -- and how she finds joy in living where she does. Plus Gram is a member of the studio audience and gets to give her two cents on whether or not parents should vet kids’ bar and bat mitzvah speeches.

 

Music: 

"Voicemail" by Khronos Beats

"Rewind Back" by Marscott

"Best I Can" by Jasmine Jordan (ft. Habit Blcx)

Dec 17, 2019
Contagion
21:09

Shannon is back from maternity leave, and this week she and Jordana (and Shannon’s new baby Jude) sit down with ultra-Orthodox nurse practitioner Blima Marcus. Marcus helped stop the measles outbreak of 2019 in religious communities, and talks about how to confront and combat the spread of misinformation -- whether about vaccines or anti-Semitism -- with education and compassion. Also, Gram shares her own personal experience with measles.

Music:

"Voicemail" by Khronos Beats

"Sultry Glance" by Perfect Solution Music

"Study Session No Melody" by MellowSTU

"Best I Can" by Jasmine Jordan (ft. Habit Blcx)

Dec 10, 2019
CYM Rewind: Modern Love
28:49

In this reboot of a summer episode, Jordana and Shannon talk with Jason Rosenthal on the phone from his office in Chicago. Jason’s wife Amy, a well-known author, wrote a viral Modern Love piece in The New York Times entitled “You May Want To Marry My Husband,” which was published only days before Amy died of ovarian cancer. Jason talks about grief and loss, his new life in the wake of his wife and parenting the couple’s three children.

This episode is sponsored by A Good End podcast, a new Jewish conversation around death and dying in the 21st century.

Learn more at agoodendpodcast.com

Brought to you by 70 Faces Media and UJA-Federation of New York.

Music: 

"Voicemail" by Khronos Beats

“Lo-Fi Afternoon” by Marscott

“Study Session No Melody” by MellowSTU

“Jet Setter” by MellowSTU

"Best I Can" by Jasmine Jordan (ft. Habit Blcx)

 

Dec 03, 2019
Red Flags
28:55

Jordana talks to Good Morning America’s chief medical correspondent Dr. Jennifer Ashton about her experience after Dr. Ashton’s long-time husband died by suicide. The two discuss the unique grief and blame cycle in the aftermath of suicide, as well as how Dr. Ashton managed her high-profile career during and in the wake of this life-changing event. Plus, Gram doesn’t pick up the phone -- but that’s okay.

Music: 

"Voicemail" by Khronos Beats 

“Sultry Glance” by Perfect Solution Music

“For Hip-Hop” by Marscott

"Best I Can" by Jasmine Jordan (ft. Habit Blcx)

Nov 26, 2019
Prince Charming
28:55

Jordana brings in Kveller editor Lisa Keys to talk to Mimi Lemay. Lemay was raised ultra-Orthodox, left that way of life and married a non-Jew. She talks about how her own life influenced the way she parents her three children, one of whom realized at age two and a half that he was not the gender that he’d been born into.

 

"Voicemail" by Khronos Beats 

“Funky and Groovy” by Unique Sound 

“Lo-Fi Afternoon” by Marscott

“Gentle Talk” by Marscott

"Best I Can" by Jasmine Jordan (ft. Habit Blcx)

Nov 19, 2019
Unplugged
21:48

Jordana chats with filmmaker Tiffany Shlain about giving up technology one day a week and about her special assistant, Clara, who just happens to be an AI bot. Then Gram tells us how keeping a paper calendar saved her from a wildlife invasion in her kitchen.

 

Music:
"Voicemail" by Khronos Beats
"Gentle Talk" by Marscott
"Best I Can" by Jasmine Jordan (ft. Habit Blcx)

Nov 12, 2019
The Waters We Swim In
35:38

Jordana talks to Darcy Lockman, author of All The Rage: Mothers, Fathers And The Myth of Equal Partnership. The two discuss everything from how even moms who work outside the home carry more of the mental and actual load than dads in heterosexual relationships, why that’s the case and what we can do about it. The two women also agree that a person does not need a vagina to load a dishwasher. In discussing the topic over the phone, Shannon reveals that her husband may not be able to handle more than he’s doing, as he is apparently challenged by gravity.

 

Music: 

"Voicemail" by Khronos Beats 

"Funky and Groovy" by Unique Sound

"Best I Can" by Jasmine Jordan (ft. Habit Blcx)

Nov 05, 2019
CYM Rewind: Good as Gold
26:24

Jordana and Shannon are recuperating from the onslaught of Jewish holidays, so we’ve decided to reboot this episode with the inimitable Judy Gold. Anti-Semitism, ageism, complaints that she's mocking her late mother — nothing's too precious for comedian Judy Gold to tackle. She discusses coming out, being disinherited, the legacy of Joan Rivers and so much more. Then, Jordana's mother offers her own five cents on what sets Jewish mothers apart.

Music: 

"Voicemail" by Khronos Beats 

"Study Session No Melody" by MellowSTU

"The Makings" by Nangdo

"Best I Can" by Jasmine Jordan (ft. Habit Blcx)

Oct 29, 2019
Grown and Flown
32:12

Jordana and Shannon talk with Lisa Heffernan, one of the creators of the wildly successful website Grown and Flown. They tackle the challenges of how to raise independent children and then discuss what happens when those children leave home. Lots of travel and sex? Or maybe depression? Results may vary! Grown doesn’t have to mean flown, as the ladies discuss with Gram. And Shannon shares getting into a verbal skirmish with behavior police in a movie theater.

 

Music: 

"Voicemail" by Khronos Beats

"Study Session No Melody" by MellowSTU

"Lo-Fi Afternoon" by Marscott

"Jet Setter" by MellowSTU

"Best I Can" by Jasmine Jordan (ft. Habit Blcx)

Oct 22, 2019
The Mikvah was Hilarious
33:09

This week, the tables are turned as Jordana and Shannon interview the interviewer. Juju Chang is ABC’s anchor for Nightline, mom to three boys and a Korean-born woman who came to Judaism later in life. From when she helped her mother clean hotel rooms as a young immigrant, to becoming a powerful news correspondent on the front lines of the news, Juju has been a thoughtful and introspective person. She talks about her transition into Judaism, and the way that feeling like an “other” has influenced her journalism and her life. Also, Shannon chats with Jordana about smart “older brother” dogs in a thinly-veiled attempt to proselytize dog ownership, and Gram talks about her “limited,” eight-week-long experience growing up with a dog.

 

Music: 

"Voicemail" by Khronos Beats

"Lo-Fi Afternoon" by Marscott

"Rewind Back" by Marscottt

"Best I Can" by Jasmine Jordan (ft. Habit Blcx)

Oct 15, 2019
Proximity to Power
33:22

Jordana talks with Sarah Hurwitz who was a speechwriter for both Barack and Michelle Obama and the sparks of meaning Sarah found from her search into Judaism that she details in her new book. Jordana also talks to Shannon about how weighing a baby on a scale is a lot like weighing a turkey, and calls Gram to find out how to make Yom Kippur have any resonance for little kids. Also, there’s talk about scooping bagels.

 

Music: 

"Voicemail" by Khronos Beats

"Funky and Groovy" by Unique Sound

"Study Session No Melody" by MellowSTU

"Best I Can" by Jasmine Jordan ft. Habit Blcx

Oct 08, 2019
CYM Rewind: Jewish in the Winter, Indian in the Summer
29:21

Jordana and Shannon sit down with Mira Jacob, most recently the author of the graphic memoir “Good Talk: A Memoir In Conversations,” to talk about living as a woman of color married to a Jewish man and raising an Indian-Jewish son in 2019 America. Also, she talks about what it’s like to navigate life with Trump-supporting in-laws. 

Music:

"Voicemail" by Khronos Beats

"Sultry Glance" by Perfect Solution Music

"Ambient Magic" by JulioKladNiew

"Best I Can" by Jasmine Jordan ft. Habit Blcx



Oct 01, 2019
We Nag You Because We Love You
29:28

Jordana is hosting solo this week, and she’s given a run for her money by her two guests! Sharon Feldstein is mom to actors Beanie Feldstein and Jonah Hill, and Patsy Noah is mom to Maroon 5’s Adam Levine. Noah and Feldstein have redirected their vicarious celebrity spotlight to their initiative Your Mom Cares. While Noah and Feldstein are personality opposites (just you wait!), they have been close friends since they were teens and both happened to raise famous children. Stay tuned to learn about Beanie Feldstein’s “Funny Girl”-themed third birthday party!

 

Music: 

"Voicemail" by Khronos Beats

"Swing America" by Dimusic 

"Sultry Glance" by Perfect Solution Music

"Best I Can" by Jasmine Jordan (ft. Habit Blcx)

Sep 24, 2019
The Bottle is No Place to Live
34:30

In this week’s episode, Jordana and Shannon sit down with Leslie Shapiro, a suburban Jewish mom of three whose life took a dramatic turn when she went from being a social drinker to becoming an alcoholic. The three talk about Leslie’s struggle with alcohol, its effects on her life and relationships, and her route to becoming a recovering alcoholic with three years plus of sobriety under her belt. Lest you think the episode is all serious, Shannon shares why she loves goat yoga (yes, that’s not a typo), and Gram advocates scream therapy. 

 

Music: 

"Voicemail" by Khronos Beats

"Funky and Groovy" by Unique Sound

"Ambient Magic" by JulioKladNiew

"Gentle Talk" by Marscott

"Best I Can" by Jasmine Jordan (ft. Habit Blcx)

Sep 17, 2019
Moms of the Book
35:56

It’s a meeting of podcast minds! Zibby Owens, host of the terrific podcast, Moms Don’t Have Time To Read Books, talks with Jordana about her love for reading (spoiler: These moms DO have time to read books). They also talk about second chances at love, second marriages, and parenting. Also, Jordana talks to co-host Shannon Sarna by phone to catch up after the birth of Shannon’s beautiful baby (mazel tov!). And Gram takes a few seconds on her way home from Costco to talk about her own experience as a mother of a newborn having a bris.

 

Got a story to share? Email us at callyourmother@kveller.com. We’re waiting to hear from you. Or leave us a voicemail at 908-248-4273.


Music:

"Voicemail" by Khronos Beats

"Funky and Groovy" by Unique Sound

"Rewind Back" by Marscott

"Best I Can" by Jasmine Jordan (ft. Habit Blcx)

Sep 10, 2019
Modern Love
31:33

The summer break is over, and Call Your Mother is back with a new season. Jordana and Shannon talk with Jason Rosenthal on the phone from his office in Chicago. Jason’s wife Amy, a well-known author of adult and childrens’ books, wrote a viral Modern Love piece in The New York Times entitled “You May Want To Marry My Husband,” which was published only days before Amy died of ovarian cancer. Jason talks about grief and loss, his new life in the wake of his wife and parenting the couple’s three children. Jordana shares her “What Happened On My Summer Vacation Story” about getting yelled at in Italy by, of all people, George Clooney (no, really). And Gram shares what to do when your kid says, “Mommy, I’m fat.”Got a story to share? Email us at callyourmother@kveller.com. We’re waiting to hear from you. Or leave us a voicemail at 908-248-4273.

Music:

"Voicemail" by Khronos Beats

“Lo-Fi Afternoon” by Marscott

“Study Session No Melody” by MellowSTU

“Jet Setter” by MellowSTU

"Best I Can" by Jasmine Jordan (ft. Habit Blcx)

Sep 03, 2019
CYM Rewind: Macho, Macho Mama
32:46

Jordana and Shannon are on summer break, so we are going back to the beginning and resharing our first-ever episode. Celebrity chef Einat Admony, whose restaurants include Balaboosta and Taim, dishes (see what we did there?) about morning orgasms, likens kids to farts (“You just like your own”), and opines about guilt.Got a story to share? Email us at callyourmother@kveller.com. We’re waiting to hear from you. Or leave us a voicemail at 908-248-4273.

Music:
"Voicemail" by Khronos Beats
"Libertad" by Eaters
"Red Hot Mama" by Sophie Tucker
"Best I Can" by Jasmine Jordan (ft. Habit Blcx)

Aug 27, 2019
CYM Rewind: Addicted
33:29

Jordana and Shannon are on summer break, so we've gone into the archives and we're resharing this powerful episode. Jen Simon invited herself to peoples’ houses for a single reason: to raid their cabinets for opioids. A middle-class suburban Jewish mom, she didn’t fit the addict stereotype and kept her dependency a secret from friends and family. Jen talks candidly with the Call Your Mother team about coming clean and getting clean.

Music:
"Voicemail" by Khronos Beats
"Outsider's Paradox" by Springtide
"Valantis" by Blue Dot Sessions
"Spills" by Blue Dot Sessions
"Best I Can" by Jasmine Jordan (ft. Habit Blcx)

Aug 20, 2019
CYM Rewind: Who Even Are You, Fran?
35:10

Jordana and Shannon are on break, and we’re re-upping this interview with best-selling author Jennifer Weiner. Jennifer talks about Mrs. Everything, her epic novel that’s been a summer hit. Taking on history, loss, feminism, and more, it's the product of the author’s frustrations with life as an American woman. Jordana and Shannon talk with Jennifer about divorce, writing, and her mother, Fran, who always refused to answer specific questions about her sex life. She also tells the team about her struggle to love her body, why she sometimes rages at her deceased dad, and what she likes about making challah.

Music:
"Voicemail" by Khronos Beats
"Assassin" by Ikebe Shakedown
"Shake It and Break It" by Lanin's Southern Serenaders
"Best I Can" by Jasmine Jordan ft. Habit Blcx

Aug 13, 2019
Senior Escort Service
30:30

Feminist filmmaker Shaina Feinberg talks with Jordana and Shannon this week about the blurred line between truth and fiction in her films. The three women discuss representation in movies, dealing with grief through humor, and the intersection between parenting and ambition. And then Jordana reveals her sort-of date with Quentin Tarantino.

Music
"Voicemail" by Khronos Beats
"Rewind Back" by Marscott
"Swing America" by Dimusic
"Best I Can" by Jasmine Jordan ft. Habit Blcx

Jul 30, 2019
Waters of Weird
22:34

Get ready for things to get a bit weird. On this week’s episode, Shannon and Jordana talk with one of Israel’s most famous authors, Etgar Keret. Etgar, whose new collection, Fly Already, will be published in the U.S. in September, is best known for his short absurdist short stories. Then Shannon and Jordana call Gram who lectures on the dangers of letting kids drink alcohol.

Got a story to share? Email us at callyourmother@kveller.com. We’re waiting to hear from you. Or leave us a voicemail at 908-248-4273.

Music
"Voicemail" by Khronos Beats
"Study Session No Melody" by MellowSTU
"Sultry Glance" by Perfect Solution Music
"Funky and Groovy" by Unique Sound
"Best I Can" by Jasmine Jordan ft. Habit Blcx

Jul 23, 2019
Happy Endings - The Sex Episode
34:44

Bat Sheva Marcus has been called "The Orthodox Sex Guru" by The New York Times, but she’s so much more — sure, she’s an Orthodox Jew, but she is also empowering women by giving them the information they need on how to best enjoy sex, in all its various forms. Bat Sheva talks to Jordana and Shannon about vibrators, orgasms, and pleasure in relationships — and how to handle rabbis’ involvement in one’s sex life. This episode is a real pleasure for everyone.

Music:
"Voicemail" by Khronos Beats
"Sultry Glance" by Perfect Solution Music
"Study Session No Melody" by MellowSTU
"Best I Can" by Jasmine Jordan ft. Habit Blcx

Jul 16, 2019
#Janfan
25:45

Jan Kaminsky is a nurse, a professor, a mother of three and an advocate for equality. With her wife, she runs Rainbow Health Consulting, which helps to educate health providers on how to best care for LGBTQ patients. Jan talks to Shannon and Jordana about how to be more inclusive Since Jordana’s mother has the sheer chutzpah to be away on vacation, Jan steps into the breach, giving Shannon advice on how to handle coed sleepovers at age 7 as well as e-mail invitations sent only to moms, not dads. Shannon also shares about her new pet, and Jordana’s family is #blessed...with impetigo.

Music:
"Voicemail" by Khronos Beats
"Gentle Talk" by Marscott
"Funky and Groovy" by Unique Sound
"Best I Can" by Jasmine Jordan ft. Habit Blcx

Jul 09, 2019
Mommy Shorts
27:33

Jordana and Shannon sit down with social media influencer Ilana Wiles, the mom behind Mommy Shorts and one of the ruling parents of Instagram. The three talk about deciding what to post to social media about their kids and how someone takes a "mommy blog" and transforms it into a lucrative career. Shannon ponders her 2-year-old’s recent breast fixation and “Gram” takes on how new mothers can best handle societal expectations around breastfeeding.

Got a story to share? Email us at callyourmother@kveller.com. We’re waiting to hear from you. Or leave us a voicemail at 908-248-4273.

“Voicemail” by Khronos Beats
“Gentle Talk” by Marscott
“Waxing Waning” by Ketsa
“Best I Can” by Jasmine Jordan ft. Habit Blcx

Jul 02, 2019
In Treatment
23:57

We talk to writer Lori Gottlieb, who pens The Atlantic's "Ask a Therapist" column about what it's like to be a therapist in therapy. Shannon and Jordana talk about their adventures (and misadventures) with therapy. But that's not all: The bane of modern parenting — SLIME — and places you don’t want your child to put it is discussed, and since Jordana's mom is on vacation, the team places a call to Shannon's adorable 94-year-old grandmother.

Got a story to share? Email us at callyourmother@kveller.com. We’re waiting to hear from you. Or leave us a voicemail at 908-248-4273.

Music:
"Voicemail" by Khronos Beats
"Evidence Song" by The Good Lawdz
"Fallen Stars" by Ketsa
"Swing America" by Dimusic
"Best I Can" by Jasmine Jordan ft. Habit Blcx

Jun 25, 2019
The Jewish Spinners
32:49

Bryce Gruber, a Manhattan mother of five, social media influencer, and founder of The Luxury Spot, comes to chat with Shannon and Jordana. The trio covers everything from Bryce’s appearance on Millionaire Matchmaker, to her marriage to an Israeli she met in shul, to the birth story of her fifth child which almost (literally) killed her. She candidly shares about her fierce love for Antiques Roadshow, how she almost moved to Israel to get the right medical care, and how the perfect lipstick cannot, in fact, change your life (#shocking). Plus, Gram talks about the horrors of children’s birthday parties, and Shannon discusses the ultimate Father’s Day gift: Ambien.

Got a story to share? Email us at callyourmother@kveller.com. We’re waiting to hear from you. Or leave us a voicemail at 908-248-4273.

Music:
"Voicemail" by Khronos Beats
“For Hip-Hop” by Marscott
“Rewind Back” by Marscott
"Best I Can" by Jasmine Jordan ft. Habit Blcx

Jun 18, 2019
None of Your Business
25:45

In light of increased restrictions on abortion around the United States, this episode focuses on stories of women who were already mothers when they made the choice to have an abortion. Jordana and Shannon sit down with Shannon Berkowsky, who was a mother of two when her third pregnancy developed problems and she had a second-trimester abortion. Voicemails from listeners tell stories of the various reasons behind their choices to have an abortion. And Gram gives advice on what to do when someone gives you WAY too much information.

Got a story to share? Email us at callyourmother@kveller.com. We’re waiting to hear from you. Or leave us a voicemail at 908-248-4273.

Music:
"Voicemail" by Khronos Beats
“Hip Hop Happiness” by Mellowsstu
"Best I Can" by Jasmine Jordan ft. Habit Blcx

Jun 11, 2019
Successful People
28:06

Jordana and Shannon chat with Esther Wojcicki, whose daughters include Susan (the CEO of YouTube), Anne (the CEO of 23andMe), and Janet (a Fulbright-winning professor of pediatrics and epidemiology). Esther talks about growing up in an Orthodox household and how it made her strive to raise successful girls. “Gram” lets Shannon know how to figure out when to let kids stay home from school, and Jordana tells about becoming an inadvertent accomplice to (goldfish) murder.

Got a story to share? Email us at callyourmother@kveller.com. We’re waiting to hear from you. Or leave us a voicemail at 908-248-4273. Come chat with us in the Kveller Moms Facebook Group

Mentioned in this episode:
“How to Raise Successful People” by Esther Wojcicki

Music:
"Voicemail" by Khronos Beats
"Lo-Fi Afternoon" by Marscott
"Gentle Talk" by Marscott
"Best I Can" by Jasmine Jordan ft. Habit Blcx

Jun 04, 2019
Jewish in the Winter, Indian in the Summer
34:17

Jordana and Shannon sit down with Mira Jacob, the author of the graphic memoir Good Talk: A Memoir In Conversations, to talk about living as a woman of color married to a Jewish man, and raising an Indian-Jewish son in 2019 America. Also, she talks about what it’s like to navigate life with Trump-supporting in-laws. "Gram" chimes in with her thoughts about abortion, and Shannon shares what she really thinks about what her husband puts on a bagel.

Music:
"Voicemail" by Khronos Beats
"Don’t Forget" by Marscott
"Ambient Magic" by JulioKladNiew
"Best I Can" by Jasmine Jordan ft. Habit Blcx

Mentioned in this episode:
Good Talk: A Memoir in Conversations 

May 28, 2019
Stop and Go
28:30

Jordana and Shannon talk with Jamie Stelter, New York One’s traffic and transit reporter, about Jamie’s six miscarriages, her struggle to get and remain pregnant, and how she has been outspoken about her fertility struggles on social media and beyond. This episode covers the whole circle of life, from the struggle to become pregnant to...well, we’ll let Shannon surprise you. And Jordana’s mom chats about what to do when you get bad advice.

Music:
"Voicemail" by Khronos Beats
“Puzzle” by Tobu
“Libertad!” by Eaters
“Foolin” by Nangdo
"Best I Can" by Jasmine Jordan ft. Habit Blcx

Mentioned in this episode:
Babyquest provides financial help for fertility treatments, which can be extremely expensive and prohibitive for many: https://babyquestfoundation.org/

May 21, 2019
A Mother, Not a Hero
29:40

Writer Carla Steckman talks to Jordana and Shannon about losing her not-yet 2-year-old daughter, Talia, to Tay-Sachs Disease, “extreme parenting,” and what we can learn from our own children. Jordana and Shannon catch up after the podcast’s hiatus, about pregnancy (Shannon’s) and escape (Jordana’s).

Music:
"Voicemail" by Khronos Beats
"Valantis" by Blue Dot Sessions
"Outsider's Paradox" by Springtide
"Best I Can" by Jasmine Jordan ft. Habit Blcx

Mentioned in this episode:
-Learn more about Tay-Sachs and what you can do to help families facing genetic diseases at the National Tay-Sachs and Allied Diseases Association (Carla is on its board), which is leading the fight to cure Tay-Sachs and other genetic diseases at www.NTSAD.org.
-Ashkenazi Jews in particular, but truly all couples, are encouraged to do genetic screening before having children (as Carla did). You can learn more about what you can and should do at https://www.myjewishlearning.com/article/genetic-screening-and-judaism/.
-Carla is at work on a memoir about her experience parenting Talia. You can read more of her work at www.carlasteckman.com and https://thewarmweightoflove.wordpress.com.

May 14, 2019
Out of Egypt
34:31

Springtime! Matzah! Saltwater! Sacrificial shank bones! To celebrate Passover, the dynamic duo at Call Your Mother talk with the dynamic duo behind Kveller's very own haggadah. Gabrielle Birkner and Elissa Strauss worked hard to make a haggadah that keeps kids and their parents jazzed and curious about the seder. Then, Marnie Fienberg discusses 2 For Seder, a program she launched to combat anti-Semitism and to honor her late mother-in-law, who was killed in Pittsburgh's Tree of Life shooting. Plus, Shannon's daughter makes a surprise appearance and divulges intel about that time her mom almost killed her. Happy Pesach!

Mentioned in this episode:
Learn more about 2 For Seder 
Check out the Kveller Haggadah 

Music:
"Anna Banana" by Eaters
"Fallen Stars" by Ketsa
"Evidence Song" by The Good Lawdz (edited)
"Voicemail" by Khronos Beats
"Best I Can" by Jasmine Jordan (ft. Habit Blcx)

Apr 16, 2019
Wheels Up!
40:38

Jill Kargman spares nobody and nothing in her books Momzillas and Sometimes You Feel Like a Nut, and in her late, beloved TV show Odd Mom Out. In real life, too, the actress, comedian, and writer finds very little that's sacred. In a hilarious and wild conversation, Kargman talks about life in DORITO (hint: it's a neighborhood in Manhattan), being shunned at her daughter's ballet class, the problem with traveling by private jet, and how she responded to anti-Semitism at her son's private school. Plus, we learn about the proper size of a bialy and gain more insight into Jordana's dynamic with her mother.

Mentioned in the episode:
Momzillas, https://amzn.to/2VwWKhg
The Kveller Haggadah, https://www.kveller.com/haggadah/

Music:
"Voicemail" by Khronos Beats
"Good Thing" by Ménage Quad
"Best I Can" by Jasmine Jordan (ft. Habit Blcx)

Apr 09, 2019
Call Me Abba
30:05

Trans activist Rafi Daugherty joins the Call Your Mother team to talk about his decision to become a single father by choice. Raised a girl, Daugherty started transitioning in his 20s and never gave up his dream to be a parent. He discusses the challenges of single parenthood, how he talks about gender roles with his kids, pizza, and more. Plus Shannon and Jordana weigh in on "Baby Beluga" and Jordana's mom talks about accepting the inevitability of parental fallibility.

Music
"Voicemail" by Khronos Beats
"I Let" by Sanmi
"Baby Beluga" by Raffi
"Best I Can" by Jasmine Jordan ft. Habit Blcx

Mentioned in the episode:
Keshet
The Kveller Haggadah
Gittel's Journey

Apr 02, 2019
Who Even Are You, Fran?
37:20

Best-selling author Jennifer Weiner talks about Mrs. Everything, her epic forthcoming novel. Taking on history, loss, feminism, and more, it's the product of Weiner's frustration with her mother, Fran, who always refuses to answer specific questions about her sex life. Weiner tells the team about her struggle to love her body, why she sometimes rages at her deceased dad, and what she likes about making challah. Plus, Jordana and Shannon get tips on combating sibling rivalry among their kids.

Music:
“Voicemail” by Khronos Beats
"Assassin" by Ikebe Shakedown
"Shake It and Break It" by Lanin's Southern Serenaders
"Best I Can" by Jasmine Jordan ft. Habit Blcx

Mar 26, 2019
High Court
26:55

Journalist Dahlia Lithwick joins the Call Your Mother team to discuss pre-Passover blowtorching needs; the Jewish ladies on the Supreme Court; and her son's love of bacon. Plus, is Shannon's daughter a sadist? This episode was co-produced by Elissa Goldstein and Sara and Ivry.

Music:
"Voicemail" by Khronos Beats
"Valantis" by Blue Dot Sessions
"A Farewell to Trends" by Dustmotes
"Best I Can" by Jasmine Jordan (ft. Habit Blcx)

Mar 18, 2019
Ask Her Another
25:00

Jordana and Shannon pepper Ophira Eisenberg, the host of NPR’s Ask Me Another, with questions about her rocky road to motherhood, how she decided she wanted to be a comedian (she was only 10!), and when living in the moment is a special kind of hell.

Music:
"Voicemail" by Khronos Beats
"Libertad" by Eaters
"Meeting MT Fox" by Boxcat Games
"Best I Can" by Jasmine Jordan (ft. Habit Blcx)

Mar 11, 2019
All the Rage
32:01

A decade ago, Emily Gould’s confessional blogging and New York Times Magazine cover story — with its sexy bedroom portrait — made her the “It” girl of the digital age. One marriage, two children, and nearly three books later (her second novel comes out in the fall), she’s forsaken "telling all" in order to protect her kids’ privacy. She talks about inequities in parenting responsibility and how they hinder womens’ achievements, including her own.

Music
"Voicemail" by Khronos Beats
"Evidence Song" by The Good Lawdz
"Soulbox" by Dustmotes
"Best I Can" by Jasmine Jordan (ft. Habit Blcx)

Mar 04, 2019
Pop Culture Vulture
23:48

Long obsessed with American pop culture, Israeli-born writer Naomi Fry talks about Ben Affleck’s tattoos, Axl Rose’s political awakening, and other phenomena she's covered for the New Yorker. Plus, Shannon tells us about having a “hygge” moment (and what that means).

Music:
"Voicemail" by Khronos Beats
"Love of my Life" by BoxCat Games
"Dark Eyes" by Teddy and Marge
"Best I Can" by Jasmine Jordan ft. Habit Blcx

Feb 25, 2019
Good as Gold
32:12

Anti-Semitism, ageism, complaints that she's mocking her late mother — nothing's too precious for comedian Judy Gold. She joins Call Your Mother to discuss coming out, being disinherited, the legacy of Joan Rivers and so much more. Then, Jordana's mother offers her own five cents on what sets Jewish mothers apart.

Music
"Voicemail" by Khronos Beats
"Bossinha" by Chico Correa and Electronic Band
"The Makings" by Nangdo
"Best I Can" by Jasmine Jordan (ft. Habit Blcx)

Feb 19, 2019
Get It in Writing!
28:53

Feminist activist and single mom Rachel Sklar talks about being disrespected, political awakenings, and where "leaning in" falls short. Then Jordana's mom discloses the one failproof item that will get a parent through the night.

Music notes:
"Voicemail" by Khronos Beats
"State of Guanarrrrbara (Electromagnetic Mix)" by Boss Bass
"Spills" by Blue Dot Sessions
"Best I Can" by Jasmine Jordan (ft. Habit Blcx)

Feb 11, 2019
Addicted
34:23

Jen Simon invited herself to people's houses for a single reason: to raid their cabinets for opioids. A middle-class suburban Jewish mom, she didn’t fit the addict stereotype, and kept her dependency a secret from friends and family. Jen talks candidly with the Call Your Mother team about coming clean and getting clean.

Music notes:
"Voicemail" by Khronos Beats
"Outsider's Paradox" by Springtide
"Valantis" by Blue Dot Sessions
"Spills" by Blue Dot Sessions
"Best I Can" by Jasmine Jordan (ft. Habit Blcx)

Feb 04, 2019
Macho, Macho Mama
36:36

Celebrity chef Einat Admony, whose restaurants include Balaboosta and Taim, dishes (see what we did there?) about morning orgasms, likens kids to farts (“You just like your own”), and opines about guilt. Plus, Jordana describes the ongoing battle with her “feral child” about actually stopping what she’s doing in order to pee.

Jan 28, 2019
Trailer
01:41

Hosted by Jordana Horn and Shannon Sarna. Call Your Mother takes on the sometimes happy, sometimes trying mess of parenting while Jewish. With equal doses of humor and candor, journalists Horn and Sarna (with eight kids between them) talk with comedians, writers, chefs, and other parents about everything from addiction to flatulence to anti-Semitism and ageism. Nothing's sacred. Nothing's taboo. For insight and perspective on the trials and rewards of being a parent today, tune in to Call Your Mother.

Jan 24, 2019