Stiff Socks

By Michael Blaustein & Trevor Wallace

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Stand up comedians Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein go do weird stuff, and then talk about how weird the weird stuff was. With their irrelevant charm they will tackle tough issues such as, what’s it like going to a museum on Adderall or if you don’t cum for a week will you die?

Episode Date
Bluetooth My Areolas
17:00

Boys and girls, this one has it all. Michael's tired of jerking off, Trev finally watches a movie, and a listener that might be getting catfished on Tinder asks for some advice. The boys also try to figure out why Akon is so lonely and wonder why peeping toms get down like that. This is an Akon podcast.

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Apr 06, 2020
Episode 64: Starbucks Logo Got That Body
01:04:30

TW and MB are on one. THey discuss the reason for hairy assholes, how Trev reads at a 7th grade level, and of course... losing your virginity to The Lion King. They also dive into the age old question: What sound does Pee Wee Herman make when he's banging? This is a history podcast.

Apr 01, 2020
1-800-CUM-QUIK
18:14

Michael gets desperate a week into lockdown and explains what its like to be Rona Horny, the boys look back on the history of cocaine, talk about how TikTok censors ugly people, compare the quickest they've ever came, and share stories about getting punched in the face. Oh and apparently Michael used to do steroids?? GOT DAMN this one's a heater.

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Mar 29, 2020
Episode 63: Lil Beefcake Boi
01:03:48

Trev and Michael streamed this one live and it got crazy with all of your Youtube questions. Which Pokemon would you fuck? Why is Trev growing that moustache? How's lockdown going in LA? Plus Trev's dad blesses the stream with a surprise appearance. Stiff Socks is a (live) science podcast.

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Mar 26, 2020
In These Streets
06:07

LA might be quarantined but the boys are still in these streets. Twall and 2Fine talk about how hot people just kind of fall in to cool stuff, discuss the ins and outs of simp culture, and complain about bad Bumble messages. Also hot takes on 69ing and an extremely scientific theory about pre-cum pregnancies. STAY SAFE AND WASH YOUR HANDS.

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Mar 23, 2020
Episode 62: Corona Camgirls
01:03:55

The boys are quarantined but are still WIIILLLLDDD. They talk about when their first boner was, the f*ck a rainbow is, and where the HELL is Chingy these days? They also get into how Trev wants a cat and how Michael thinks girls with cats are straight up weirdos.

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Mar 18, 2020
Nike Adidas
06:45
Twall and 2fine, the world's leading medical experts, investigate  whether the corona virus could be in your cum, talk about how weird it  would be for your mom to have full on ass pics framed in your childhood  home, and wonder why no one has given DMX and his fourteen kids a  reality show yet. Plus a listener story about a risky prostate exam and  advice on going from hoe to housewife. 
 
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Mar 15, 2020
Episode 61: Wait, Trevor Almost Died?
01:00:06

Twall and Mblau ya'll crazy for this one. The boys dissect if calling your mom a "mammal ass bitch" is okay, how Michael jerks off like he's in the matrix, and which animal got the biggest dongs. They also talk about how manatees float and fuck and whether or not it's weird to use your grannies iPad to JO.

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Mar 11, 2020
Smarter Than a Fifth Grader?
05:49

The boys take a quiz to find out if they're smarter than a fifth grader. Will Trevor be held back? Can Michael even figure out what age a fifth grader is supposed to be? They also take a kink test to learn about themselves and whether or not they would enjoy being someone's Sex Pet or Rope Bunny and then finally get an update from a listener who made some progress on losing his virginity. This one is off the rails.

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Mar 08, 2020
Episode 60: Growers vs Showers
53:22

The squad is at it again. TW and MB discuss the question as old as time... does the Kool Aid man bone? They also get in to cummin' in your roommate's shampoo bottle and the war between pancakes and waffles. GOT DAMN our d*cks fell off.

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Mar 04, 2020
ARE WE LIVE??
06:49

Livestreamed stiff socks madness. The boys answer your questions about their favorite pizza spots, the most famous celebrities they've met, girl boners, advice for a listener whose slangin too much pipe for his lady, and SO much more.

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Mar 02, 2020
Episode 59: Is E.T. F*cking?
01:01:26

Pball and 2Fine explore how pilots take poops, how girls expertly talk shit about other girls, and how a Cake Pop Date is supposed to go. They also gab about the universal question... have you jerked off to a Garfield comic? This is a science podcast.

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Feb 26, 2020
Butt Butlers
05:30

TW and MB cover the most in this one. They try and figure out why white parents love cover bands, why hangovers muthafuggin suck, and why a butt butler should be mandatory in every home. What's a butt butler you say? Listen to the GOT DAMN episode. Xoxo.

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Feb 24, 2020
Episode 58: Big Titty Pudding
01:03:39

The bois take a deep dive into why Michael still hasn't cleaned his fleshlight, learn what in the absolute f*ck "squeak rap" is, and discuss strip clubs that have them FIRE wings. They also figure out what thick water is... actually no they don't. What the f*ck is thick water??!! Please stop it!!!

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Feb 19, 2020
Pornstar Kendra Sunderland (UNCUT)
05:45

You know we couldn't have Kendra on without saving some exclusive stuff for the Patreon feed. Up top the boys and Kendra chop it up about how to make a porn star cum and get a WILD story about a crazy hook up of hers. Afterwards, the boys regroup and get back to regularly scheduled programming, like looking up fleshlight accidents and debating whether it would be better to always cum a tiny bit or to have to cum a whole gallon.

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Feb 16, 2020
Episode 57: Pornstar Sex Ed w/ Kendra Sunderland
01:14:49

The gang talk to porn star and Library LEGEND Kendra Sunderland. They discuss the best d*ck sizes, Kendra's crazy start as a cam girl, and how WIIIILLLDDD her DMs are. She also teaches the boys how porn is actually made and about what "knee sex" is. We will win a Pulitzer for this one for suuuuuure.

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Feb 12, 2020
Episode 56: Balls in Bang?
54:17

The gang goes a little insane in this one. They discuss the merits of having sexual intercourse with your nose, Gabe's high school friend that wrote a "how to have sex with a watermelon" book, and the downfall of the razor scooter.  Oh and Trev jerks off with a banana peel while Mike puts his sack in a can of Bang. Just a normal day in the stiff socks studio.

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Feb 05, 2020
Episode 55: Hero Nut Beats Plan B with Chris Distefano
59:15

The bois get wiiiiiild with Comedy Central's Chris Distefano. They talk about manscaping, ass play likes and dislikes, and how Chris found out that swallowing sperm helps induce labor in pregnant women... crazy, right? Chris also helps a listener answer a question an important question: Between Trev and Michael, who would be the bottom? We are astronautical engineers.

Jan 29, 2020
The Stripper Sex Tales
08:37

Well, the Stiff Duo gets wiiild. They discuss renting a dad, imagine what it would be like to be Will Smith's kid, and then share their stories of making sweet love to strippers. Oh and also one of the bois BREAK NO JERK JANUARY. They really suck at this.

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Jan 26, 2020
Episode 54: The Jerk Off Suicide
57:50

The bois discuss the fact that Michael doesn’t like his feet touched, would you have sex with your step mom, and the 4 dates before sex rule. Oh... and how Trevor once hooked up with a girl that wore a necklace full of her grandmas ashes! BRO, WHAT!!!?!!

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Jan 22, 2020
Fleshlights & Toaster Strudel
10:30

Trev and MB discuss if they would take their pee pee out in Times Square, the time Michael stole his sisters car, and what it would be like if you only had a limited amount of nut in your lifetime. They also try and figure out how fleshlights are made.

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Jan 19, 2020
Episode 53: The Drunk Podcast with Yung Gravy (1 Year Anniversary)
01:14:22

Well, we did it. 1 full year of uneducated jizz talk. What better way to celebrate than with legendary rapper and milf extraordinaire Yung Gravy. Trev, Gravy, and Mike drunkenly yell about jerking off in a K-Mart parking lot, taking DMT, getting drunk with Waffle House employees, and a lot more.

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Jan 15, 2020
Episode 52: Tears and Titties
59:01

The boys get emotional and talk about the shit that makes them cry and why old people make them sad. Eventually they get a hold of themselves and discuss the important stuff, like using the cash app at a strip club, why girls putting balls in their mouth is scary as fuck, and how Jaden is Will Smith's blood boy.

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Jan 08, 2020
No Jerk January Begins
05:48

TWally and 2fineblaustein start the hardest thing they will ever do... No Jerk January. They also discuss how Michael hates the English language, how Trevor can talk like an Australian, and bad tasting semen. They also break down the age old question of who would win in a fight: the oompa loompas or the lollipop guild?

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Jan 05, 2020
Episode 51: 2020 GOT DAMN
49:42

Happy new year yall! The gang gets into which cities have the hottest people, if Trevor is an LA 6, and how auditioning for TV is THE worst. They also talk about a listenerwho pillow humped a Spongebob stuffed animal.

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Jan 01, 2020
Michael's Bedroom Bloodbath
06:21

Trev and MB discuss Michael's recent hotel room massacre, the time Trevor found a used tampon on his wall, and a listener's update to the rules and regulations of sex cum towels. We are modern day Socrates.

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Dec 29, 2019
Episode 50: Merry Stiff-mas
58:20
Description: the gang talk only Christmas topics in this very Christmas themed episode. Is Nelly Furtada bad or she a mutant? Do we shave our buttholes? Would you rather see a sex tape of your mom or sister? See, Christmas. Love you all.
 
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Dec 25, 2019
Stiff Socks LIVE
06:10

The bois went live on Patreon. They answered your questions about the origin of the podcast, the crazy shit they've seen at frat parties, whether losing a nut is worth a used M3, and a whole lot more.

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Dec 22, 2019
Episode 49: We Got Robbed
01:00:05

The bois get back from a NorCal tour and discuss a dude that pooped in a Denny's, how they got robbed at a chick fil a, and how partying in Chico was a horrible mistake.

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Dec 18, 2019
Episode 48: Got Damn, My Dick Fell Off
57:32

Trev and MB get into some shenanigans on this one. They discuss racist old people, how to get the sex on a Greyhound, and dick appointments. They also learn what a Major Tom jerk of strategy is. We have college degrees. Lol.

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Dec 11, 2019
Two Tongues, One Witch
07:43

Michael hooks up with a witch, who teaches him sacred ancient witch knowledge about split dick piercings and asshole tattoos. Speaking of learning, the boys also discuss how weird it is that pretty much anyone can be a substitute teacher, why doing stand-up comedy at a detox facility is hard as fuck, and how cum is definitely soup.

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Dec 08, 2019
Episode 47: Billie Eilish Dresses Like a Collage
01:00:42

The squad gets in to the ins and outs of turtlenecks, why hot teachers are so hot, and their weirdest roommate pooping stories. They also of course figure out the sound that their erections make. You're welcome mom.

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Dec 04, 2019
Trevor Finds His Kink
05:36
The boys chop it up about being single in the winter (and Michael definitely isn't sad about it), getting drunk on airplanes, how they lost their virginities, and how Trev finally found his kink. Plus a secret sock riddle that breaks Trevor's brain. 
 

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Dec 01, 2019
Episode 46: Sex at 94
01:02:38

The sock duo talk about why Trevor is jealous of gerbils, the time Michael got his drum set stolen, and where they would hide a dead body. They also get their minds blown when a listener asks the highest question of all time: is your shirt tucked in or are your pants tucked in to your shirt? *brains explode*

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Nov 27, 2019
Happy Endings
06:06

The bois discuss the inner workings of getting over an ex, the different levels of post-sex shame, and doing stand-up while you're as high as the moon.

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Nov 23, 2019
Episode 45: Tempurpedic Vagina
01:00:03

TWall and 2fineblaustein discuss the hot topics in this one, like which soup is best to have sexual relations with, how to ask your gf to do anal, and what deli meat would make the best blanket?

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Nov 20, 2019
Episode 44: Comedians in Cars Taking Dick Pics
57:32

Trevor and Michael explore the finer things in life on this episode. They discuss how much it would cost for Michael to get breasts, Trevor getting asked to make a Cameo of just his heel, and naming your penis. They also pontificate about the future of cloning... meaning in the future are you going to fuck your clone or what? We are archeologists.

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Nov 13, 2019
Shitting With no Door
05:07

The boy's discuss college girlfriends beating up their boyfriends, getting laid at weddings, and weird sex obligations. Oh and also a listener took care of some people during a sour drug deal. We feel safe.

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Nov 09, 2019
Episode 43: Jerkin' and Peein'
51:13

Trevor and Michael are guys who are doctors who also talk about fighting animals, Dennis Quaid's hot bod, and how hard it is to play charades on a podcast. They also get into why stand up comedy is um SO FUCKING HARD. 

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Nov 06, 2019
Episode 42: Freaky Friday
57:16

Trev and Michael are wiiiild in this one. They talk about if they would marry a cam girl, Macklemore's antics, and of course tiny dick humiliation porn. They also weigh in on a fan losing their virginity in a JCPenney changing room. This is an NPR podcast.

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Oct 30, 2019
Episode 41: Ass Eaten Like a Man
59:30

Trevor and Michael get real introspective on this one. They converse on best dick pics, the time Trevor pretended to have a gun, and of course National Nut Day. They also fight over what porn site is the best and why one fan likes to smell his own socks. We are Neurologists.

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Oct 23, 2019
Episode 40: Deleting Hundreds of Nudes
49:34

The boys investigate what their girl names would be, consider getting dick surgery, and relate about the moment you realize you're talking to the least attractive girl of the group. They also discuss if they ever had a nut they thought was going to be a president. They will both win Oscars one day. Kisses.

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Oct 16, 2019
Episode 39: Tellin' Jokes to Dead People
01:01:38

The socks are wet in this one, people. The bois try to figure out Weenuses, if they would date a girl with a stutter, and how to tell jokes to almost dead people on a boat. They also investigate jerking off in hot tubs and how to get a big ole tampon stuck in your vagina. Trevor and Michael are doctors.

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Oct 09, 2019
Episode 38: What Position Were You Conceived In?
01:04:16

Trev and Mike lay it all out on the line in this one. From discussing the difference between crows and ravens to why the English language can suck a d*ck, they leave no stone unturned. They riff about why pigeons suck and Lil Wayne's general wellbeing. They also discuss a topic that could get you killed in most states: What position they think they were conceived in. This is a science podcast.

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Oct 02, 2019
Episode 37: Michael Has a Foot Fetish?
01:03:05

After the boys show love to a fan that listened to Stiff Socks in an ambulance and talk about how people disrespect stand-up comedy, Trevor and Michael dive deep on the craziest fetishes and answer the important questions: like what kind of tree would you fuck if you were into trees and which part of a car is the best to make love to? Plus Michael talks about his foot fetish, which is actually the most normal thing about him.

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Sep 25, 2019
Episode 36: Trevor Crashes a Party in a Helicopter
01:01:29

In this week's episode, the boys get serious. They discuss the emotional ups and downs jerking off, the normal amount of times to jerk off in a week, jerking off in vans, and Trevor in a f*cking HELICOPTER. Oh and Michael gets a much needed therapist.

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Sep 18, 2019
Episode 35: Trevor's Sex List
59:44

Well, the boys outdid themselves with this one. They explore the finer points of sex on the first date, Michael cumming on his own face, and weird noises during coitus. They also find out how long is too long when it comes to sex.

 

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Sep 11, 2019
Episode 34: She Sleep With How Many Dudes?
55:46

This week the boys talk about racing turtles, perks of afternoon sex, and being terrible at kick ball. They also explore the most important question of all… is it weird to have sex with your half brother's cousin? Also do ya'll even read this shit?

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Sep 04, 2019
Episode 33: Small Dick Days
59:47

The boys pull back the curtain to expose the mysteries of the Men's Bathroom. They explore the pressures of eating bananas in public and deep throating a Bratwurst with the boys. Stiff Socks is all about providing practical information for the masses.

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Aug 28, 2019
Episode 32: Which Cartoon is the Hottest?
01:05:49

Trevor is back from Canada and Michael is back from Dublin. They quickly realize that the best women from around the world are actually just animations. They also talk about falling in love with a stripper and not knowing a damn thing about the government.

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Aug 21, 2019
Episode 31: Trevor Gets Invited to a Sex Party
47:01

Allllllright this one is INSANE. Trev and Mike do a deep dive into the sex robot world, they riff about girls flashing mountains, and they answer the age old question: would you sniff your dog's ass? Finally, Michael says something so outrageous that Trevor walks off the show. Honestly... rightfully so.

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Aug 14, 2019
Episode 30: Trevor and Michael Were Bad Drug Dealers
01:00:32

The boys rap about rap names, the war between sons and shitty step dads named Mark, and discuss the ins and outs of their short lived drug dealing careers… They were horrible at it.

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Aug 07, 2019
Episode 29: Jerking It in the First Lady's Bathroom
53:34

The boys get crazy on this one. They talk about dick tents, peeing in a Sbarro's fruit punch in the food court, and how truly weird Abercrombie is. They also discuss the ins and outs of jerking off in Barbara Bush's bathroom.

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Jul 31, 2019
Episode 28: You Cum on the Floor?!
58:06

Trevor freaks out cause Michael thinks it's normal to cum on the ground while jerking off. They talk about other stuff too but mainly WHY THE FUCK MICHAEL CUMS ON THE FLOOR. This is a science podcast.

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Jul 24, 2019
Episode 27: Almost Getting Sued by White Claw
57:50

The boys talk about the cease and desist Trevor got from White Claw, how he felt being rich for a night, and what it was like to lose it all the next day. Then they talk threesomes, raiding Area 51, and help a listener figure out how to tell his girl she's got a smelly situation.

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Jul 17, 2019
Episode 26: Trevor Has Never Been in Love
59:51

Trevor and Michael only talk about the important issues in this one ya'll. From the ins and outs of putting a towel in your ass, to how not to cheat, to solving the age old question of whether it's better to suck 10 dicks 1 time or 1 dick 10 times, because this is a science podcast.

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Jul 10, 2019
Episode 25: Nick Colletti Got That Wagon
56:26

Nick Colletti from Real Bros of Simi Valley/Vine/Youtube swings by the studio join the boys for episode 25. Nick admits that he's got a wagon of an ass, but a chore of a toad up front. They also talk about baby pigeons, Nick thinking Trevor hated him, the Vine Days, Suh Dude, and mental health.

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Jul 03, 2019
Episode 24: Sex with a Cantaloupe?
01:02:00

Trevor and Michael discuss the ins and outs of cheating girlfriends, parenting, and their sex lists. Sock Talk and Secret Sock gets insane with they talk about fucking fruit and giving up comedy for girls.

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Jun 26, 2019
Episode 23: What's a Micro Penis?
57:15

The boys discuss why Trevor's dog has anxiety, doing comedy shows in rehab centers, and of course, micro penises. They introduce two new segments: Sock Talk and Secret Sock. In these segments they talk about loyalty to your homie, drug cartels, and what to do if you're an inch inside your mom.

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Jun 19, 2019
Episode 22: Would the boys be tops or bottoms?
48:55

The boys sit down with super funny stand up comedian Thomas Dale (Comedy Central). Trevor and Michael learn about bi-gender, NYC detectives, and if they were gay they definitely would be bottoms. You already guessed that didn’t you. Thomas also brings the guys a very very special surprise. Hint: it’s the name of the podcast.

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Jun 12, 2019
Episode 21: Stiff Socks Reacts to Michael's VIRAL HowCast KISSING Videos
01:12:08

The boys finally watch Michael's HowCast videos. They learn that the videos were basically soft core porn, kissing hard is not a great option, and that Michael can be convinced to do pretty much anything if you tell him he's funny.

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Jun 05, 2019
Episode 20: The Michael Blaustein Interview
01:06:59

This week's guest is none other than the co-host, the legend, Michael "quick cum" Blaustein. Ayyyyye. Trevor interviews Michael and we find out a lot… maybe too much. We learn about Michael's proudest moment in comedy, his favorite candy, and that as a kid he fucked some weeeeeird shit.

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May 29, 2019
Episode 19: The Trevor Wallace Interview
01:10:13

What better guest than your own co-host? This week we decided instead of talking about semen, how about we talk about some other men, AKA ur boi Trevor Wallace. Enjoy Episode 19 where Michael interviews Trevor about his family, his fears, and whether or not he's actually still a virgin.

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May 22, 2019
Episode 18: James Charles Vs. The Internet | Tour Recap
01:09:13

Trevor & Michael talk about the pros and cons of HBO porn, ringback tones, Public Penis Meltdowns, James Charles & getting back from tour #buffets.

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May 15, 2019
Episode 17: Stiff Socks Ball Out Of Control
01:09:57

Trevor and Michael go to “basketball camp.” They learn that basketball is not for them. They will never play again. Ever.

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May 08, 2019
Episode 16: Aristotle Georgeson AKA Blake Webber & Crazy Golf Tricks
59:00

Stiff Socks learns golf tricks from Aristotle Georgeson, AKA Blake Webber. They talk about Aristotle's internet success, how he got attacked on the stand up stage in Florida, and how macrodosing makes you smart.

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May 01, 2019
Episode 15: *Special Guest* Kevonstage
01:05:06

Viral SUPERSTAR comedian Kevonstage sits down with Stiff Socks. They discuss his rise to internet stardom, his 100s of millions of views, and why he doesn't remember hiring Trevor… at all.

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Apr 24, 2019
Episode 14: Stiff Socks Take Singing Lessons
01:02:24

Stiff Socks learns to sing and discover they are definitely as good as Sam Smith, but not before discussing Trevor's birthright trip to Israel and why Soulja Boy is a huge inspiration.

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Apr 17, 2019
Episode 13: Stiff Socks Goes Surfing with Chad Goes Deep
01:04:33

Stiff Socks is joined in studio by Chad Goes Deep to recap how they tried to learn surfing and got blessed by Poseidon. JABWOW.

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Apr 10, 2019
Episode 12: Stiff Socks Reacts to the KISSING MY ACTUAL SISTER Video
51:48

Stiff Socks watches the KISSING MY ACTUAL SISTER video. They learn that society is crumbling and that the Prank Invasion dude has a Forest Whitaker eye.

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Apr 03, 2019
Episode 11: Santa Monica Pier... HPV?
01:01:00

Stiff Socks goes to the Santa Monica Pier. They get kicked out of an arcade like they’re 15 and go HARD on a roller coaster. *they were both very scared on the roller coaster*

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Mar 27, 2019
Episode 10: Should We Join the MMA?
01:02:02

Stiff Socks gets boxing lessons. They learn they would get killed in one second in the MMA.

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Mar 20, 2019
Episode 09: Stiff Socks Bake Cupcakes Blindfolded
01:04:17

Stiff Socks hold a blindfolded cupcake baking competition. They learn that that's a very hard thing to do.

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Mar 13, 2019
Episode 08: Stiff Socks Goes to a Wax Museum
54:22

Stiff Socks go to Madame Tussaud's Wax Museum. They learn that Jason Derulo is somehow famous enough to have a wax statue and that even wax J-Lo has cake.

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Mar 06, 2019
Episode 07: Stiff Socks Gets a Star on the Walk of Fame
59:20

Stiff Socks go to the famous Hollywood Walk of Fame. They learn that Guillermo (Jimmy Kimmel Live) loves the podcast and that getting a star on the Walk of Fame is pretty easy.

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Feb 27, 2019
Episode 06: Stiff Socks Eats 1,300 Calorie Ice Cream Burrito
01:00:39

Stiff Socks goes to the #1 ice cream shop in LA and tries to eat a HUGE ice cream burrito. They learn that a cotton candy tortilla is actually amazing but running after eating a cotton candy tortilla is not.

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Feb 20, 2019
Episode 05: Smoke Weed and Do Stand Up Comedy
01:01:56

Stiff Socks smoke a ton of weed and try not to bomb doing stand up. They learn that comedy is hard when you're high as the moon and that rapping while baked is the MOST fun… give them deals, NOW!

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Feb 13, 2019
Episode 04: Take Over a Sex Shop
01:15:18

Stiff Socks go to a sex shop. They learn that porn stars get vagina mold deals like athletes get shoe deals and Trevor gets a pocket pussy for "research".

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Feb 06, 2019
Episode 03: Palm Reading
58:02

Stiff Socks goes to get their palms read. They find out when they will die and why messing with the dark arts can be fun... SIKE they were nervous the whole time.

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Jan 30, 2019
Episode 02: San Diego Zoo
01:13:53

Stiff Socks go to the San Diego Zoo. They figure out that gorillas have no ass and Trevor has a flamingo face.

 

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Jan 16, 2019
Episode 01: Axe Throwing
58:47

Stiff Socks throw axes blindfolded. They figure out that Hot Pockets would be a good tampon and they would for sure die if they were Vikings.

 

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Jan 16, 2019