Laguna Biotch

By Laguna Biotch

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 Feb 10, 2019


Welcome to the official Laguna Biotch Podcast where I talk about everything Laguna Beach, The Hills, Very Cavallari, and then offer some unsolicited advice! Be sure to listen and follow Laguna_Biotch on Instagram!

Episode Date
Our Last Prom

Well it's finally here, the last dance for all of the seniors that will be graduating. Will Talan  ask Kristin to prom or is it a proposal? Will Alex M be cool with Jason taking sophomore Cami? There are so many questions that we need answers to! I give a little behind the scenes info of who was really dating who during this time and there are even sound clips! We are moving on up.

I also dive into the Kaitlynn, Brody, and Miley saga, I am still not totally sure what's going on but I am here for it. You will also find out why I feel like my life is currently a Rom-Com. 

Aug 12, 2019
Don't Hate The Game

It is finally here, the fiesta is here! Alex H and Kristin throw a raging fiesta but decide to leave a few people off of the guest list. Kristin also does something when she's not thinking right. We get a little Stephen and LC moment in San Fran! It's definitely a very fun episode with just the right amount of drama! 

I also go on a bit of a rant about how I feel about each of the Teen Moms. 

Aug 06, 2019
Lies and Goodbyes

Well, for starters lets talk about the fact that Kristin is going to San Fran to see Stephen and isn't going to tell Talan! What is going on with that? Casey spreads a sick little rumor about Alex M and Alex M takes my spot as one of the MVPs of the whole season, along with another brunette you guys may know. 

Other than the episode I talk about the Heidi and Justin Bobby Christian song, how to deal with one sided friendships, Taylor Swift of course, and my Chelsea Handler moment over the past weekend.

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Jul 30, 2019
Cabo Cabo Cabo

It is Cabo round two for Kristin and the rest of the cast! We step back into the same hotel and gross clubs that we did the season before. The only difference is that Jessica and Alex M get into it rather than Stephen and Kristin.

This is honestly A+ television and  I am more than happy to cover it! 

Jul 24, 2019
The Hills Reboot Recap

So here we are three episodes into The Hills Reboot and I don't think that I am loving it. Instead of breaking the episode down scene by scene I kind of just ramble off how I feel, what I like and what I don't like about it. 

Jul 10, 2019
What Goes Around...

What happens when Jason and Alex become official, well, it doesn't go well. There's a bonfire which means drama, Cami walks in on something, and Jason continues to be the worst. Okay, well Jessica kind of becomes the worst too! 

I talk a bit about The Hills: New Beginnings and friend issues. 

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Jul 08, 2019
Get Over Him

Well, Jason and Jessica are officially over which means Jason and Alex M can officially be together. What does Jessica do? She calls him a million times while she is in Mammoth with her friends! Kristin and Talan flirt, Alex H calls her out, and Lauren finds out Stephen took Kristin out on Valentine's Day.

I also talk about what would happen if it was a true teen drama with hot snowboard instructor Johnny.

Okay, I also dive into the Taylor Swift stuff, just a little bit, talk about my first concert, and a few other things! 

Jul 02, 2019
The Hills New Beginnings Recap With Jemmye!

"Lost in space Audrina face"

Jemmye from Real World and The Challenge joins me to talk about The Hills Beginnings! We are both surprised by our favorite cast member so far is,  how we feel about the whole Audrina and Justin Bobby thing, and Brody being the victim in all of his relationships. 

We also talk a bit about The Challenge and Taylor Swift. We really had no choice.

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Jun 26, 2019
I Hate Valentine's Day

Want to know my guesses for The Hills Reboot? I tell you at the end! First we need to find out what happens in Laguna when Stephen shows up on Valentine's Day and how Jessica handles the break up with Jason. 

Jun 23, 2019
Winter Formal

Just like bonfires, if there is a dance in Laguna there will be drama! What would you do if your date was bringing your enemy to the dance? I will tell you what I would do, sit outside and be upset just like Jessica did! I break down Alex asking Jason to Winter Formal and why Laguna Beach wasn't allowed to film on school property! 

I also talk about expanding the Laguna Biotch brand.

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Jun 20, 2019
More Than Friends

This is the episode where you realize how truly awful Jessica and Jason are together, and now sneaky Alex M can be. We also get to see a very drunk Taylor and Talan have a chat where she has some choice words when it comes to her feelings about Kristin. 

I also talk about living alone for the first time and how I feel about The Hills reboot! 

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Jun 11, 2019
It's Hard To Say Goodbye

What happens with Kristin and Lauren have a birthday party on the same episode? Well, Lauren goes to Mexico with Stephen and Kristin has her eyes on Talan. There is also drama between Taylor and Talan, looks like love triangles are the in thing with Laguna forever. 

I also talk about my move, social media, and then a few other things! 

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Jun 04, 2019
You Can't Trust Him

Jessica, Jason is cheating on you! Things start to seemingly heat up between LC and Stephen along with Jason and Alex M. We also get to see Jessica take shots in the backseat which is very exciting. I also get into how I am planning on handling Very Cavallari next season! 

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May 21, 2019
Since You've Been Gone!

This week we roll into season 2 which we all know is the best season of the three! I break down the first episode drama, we find out what some of last seasons favs have been up to, and I also talk a little bit about the season finale of Very Cavallari! 

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May 13, 2019

It has finally come, the season final of season 1! There is a bonfire, there are tears, and of course the iconic moment with She Will Be Loved by Maroon 5 playing in the background. I also tip toe around the #FreeBritney movement and talk about my Taylor Swift experience that I will talk about for the rest of my entire life! 

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Apr 28, 2019
The First To Go

After a wild senior year, the summer is finally ending and Trey is the first to go. I break down the episode that has Trey saying goodbye to childhood pet, the town he loved, and all of his best friends. It's a real emotional roller coaster. I also end up breaking up the Spiedi and Stephanie drama, what I think Taylor Swift is doing, and how the Kelsea Ballerni concert was! 

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Apr 21, 2019
Reagan From Very Cavallari Joins!

I am so excited that Reagan from Very Cavallari joined me this past week! If you didn't know I was on her podcast Relatable with Reagan and Jennica last week and she returned the favor! Jennica wasn't planning on joining but I am sure glad that she did! Listen to find out how Reagan ended up on Very Cavallari, her favorite Nashville spots, and why you should always leave your IPad at home if you're planning on going to a bar. 

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Apr 14, 2019
Graduation Day

As we go on, we remember, right? The crew tackles graduation day which leaves room for very little drama! There is a lot of skateboarding, graduation gifts, and it's just a great day. I totally forgot to quote Lo saying "Everyday is a fashion show" and I will never EVER forgive myself. At the end I talk a little bit about what is going on in my life and why this podcast was a bit messy. 

Apr 07, 2019
Colby Dee from Very Cavallari Joins!

Colby Dee from Very Cavallari joins me to chat about everything from Very Cavallari (duh), to crying, to Kelly Clarkson, to her own music! Listen to get a little bit more insight about her issues with Kaylee and how Kristin Cavallari is as a boss! 

Mar 31, 2019
Grin & Bear It

The crew goes camping, Christina sings at her dad's church, and Lo goes on an absolutely awful date! I also get into my anxiety, how to handle small talk, and traveling tips. 

Mar 24, 2019
The Last Dance

I go over the last prom for LC, Lo, Stephen, and the rest of the crew! After I break down the episode I talk a bit about Very Cavallari, hint at some potential podcast guests, and my loyalty to certain cast members. 

Mar 19, 2019
The Best Part Of Breaking Up....

This episode I break down Trey vs Little Man, the Blink 182 concert, horrible editing, and the Shannon vs Kristin saga! 

Mar 10, 2019
Alex H Joins The Laguna Biotch Podcast!

Alex H was nice enough to join the podcast to talk about life after Laguna, moving to Hawaii, friendship breakups, Aaron Carter and more this week! 

Mar 03, 2019
What Happens In Cabo....

A deep dive into the Cabo episode of season 1, a shallow dive into the Lo and LC drama, Hills reboot release date, and finally tell you the first guest on the podcast! 

Feb 24, 2019
18 Candles

This episode is a very Christina and Morgan heavy episode where I talk about her Broadway audition, her birthday, and how LC and Lo were on the I forgot you list. I also talk about the nasty DM I received and if Laguna was filmed in 2019. 

Feb 17, 2019
Fast Cars & Fast Women

The birth of the word Dunzo and Stephen dances with a Gigi Hadid lookalike! 

Feb 09, 2019
The Bonfire

If there is a bonfire in Laguna you know that means there is going to be drama. This week we take a deep dive into the second episode of season one where Morgan doesn't get into her dream school (or does she), Trey hosts and AYA open mic night, Kristin and Jessica cook! Let's get into it! 

Feb 02, 2019
The Black & White Affair

If you loved Laguna Beach on MTV, I am serving you with all of the nostalgia possible by giving a rundown of each and every episode! 

Jan 27, 2019