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Episode | Date |
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A Very Special Announcement!
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Dec 15, 2022 |
Old Lynchy!
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Dec 14, 2022 |
Pigs in blankets
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Dec 13, 2022 |
i was traumatised
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Dec 12, 2022 |
Yorkshire pudding lasagna
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Dec 09, 2022 |
Cooking with gas
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Dec 08, 2022 |
Go away you stalker
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Dec 07, 2022 |
I hope they dont put sugar in it
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Dec 06, 2022 |
What are you doing
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Dec 05, 2022 |
I was weeing icicles
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Dec 02, 2022 |
Don't go to bed smelling of fish & chips
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Dec 01, 2022 |
Chicken and sweetcorn soup
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Nov 30, 2022 |
There's dinosaurs around
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Nov 29, 2022 |
Steve Allen Radio Royalty
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Nov 28, 2022 |
I've got nothing on the computer!
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Nov 25, 2022 |
Hats off to Mum
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Nov 24, 2022 |
Chimpanzee on a high wire
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Nov 23, 2022 |
Goblin Mode
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Nov 22, 2022 |
Weatherspoons on the moon
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Nov 21, 2022 |
Port and lemon
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Nov 18, 2022 |
Squirty squirty cream, I love it
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Nov 17, 2022 |
Steve Allen tartan
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Nov 16, 2022 |
How lovely for a cat to win something
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Nov 15, 2022 |
I love sucking an ice cube
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Nov 14, 2022 |
Sweep squeaks
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Nov 11, 2022 |
Unlucky Strike
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Nov 10, 2022 |
Nobody eats gherkins now, do they?
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Nov 09, 2022 |
Rice cake drone
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Nov 08, 2022 |
The Calm After The Storm
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Nov 07, 2022 |
How short is a short shower?
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Nov 04, 2022 |
The stotty man
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Nov 03, 2022 |
Introducing: Sweeney Talks...
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Nov 02, 2022 |
Dogs listening to reggae? I think not.
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Nov 02, 2022 |
Fake twiglets
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Nov 01, 2022 |
The Hair & The Scare
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Oct 31, 2022 |
That takes a little bit of biscuit
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Oct 28, 2022 |
Greasy kebabs
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Oct 27, 2022 |
Clotted cream in the blood
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Oct 26, 2022 |
Badly made duvet
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Oct 25, 2022 |
Equal Rights For Octopuses
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Oct 24, 2022 |
Lettuce Rejoice
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Oct 21, 2022 |
Mrs Tiggy Winkle
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Oct 20, 2022 |
It was a dog show, poodles
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Oct 19, 2022 |
Soup & Roll Evening
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Oct 19, 2022 |
The pink brigade
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Oct 18, 2022 |
He's fairly loud
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Oct 14, 2022 |
The mash takeover
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Oct 13, 2022 |
Pebble dashing
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Oct 12, 2022 |
One pan cooking
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Oct 11, 2022 |
The Chicken & The Egghead
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Oct 10, 2022 |
There's no such thing as a healthy crisp
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Oct 09, 2022 |
Global's Make Some Noise
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Oct 07, 2022 |
A double bath with 2 steaks
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Oct 06, 2022 |
I'm not wild about saunas
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Oct 05, 2022 |
Cat food and chips
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Oct 04, 2022 |
Number One In Heaven
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Oct 03, 2022 |
That's my milk
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Sep 30, 2022 |
Liquorice root baton
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Sep 29, 2022 |
You're going to get deluged
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Sep 28, 2022 |
A Singapore Sling
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Sep 27, 2022 |
Under The Weather
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Sep 26, 2022 |
On The Button
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Sep 23, 2022 |
I do like a hot spike
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Sep 22, 2022 |
Life is too short to stuff a mushroom
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Sep 21, 2022 |
Seals are so dumb
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Sep 20, 2022 |
That's a quick 12 quid
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Sep 16, 2022 |
Cheddar's up
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Sep 15, 2022 |
Crikey, that makes us feel old
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Sep 14, 2022 |
Rule Brittania
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Sep 13, 2022 |
A tribute to the Queen
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Sep 12, 2022 |
Penny in the slot jobs
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Sep 08, 2022 |
I never sussed out Noddy and Big Ears
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Sep 07, 2022 |
I've seen pussycats surfing
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Sep 06, 2022 |
Twist my arm and call me Susan
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Sep 05, 2022 |
It wreaks havoc on your pearly whites
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Sep 02, 2022 |
You still get vinyl junkies
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Sep 01, 2022 |
Here comes the rain
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Aug 31, 2022 |
He Has Become A Wet Lettuce
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Aug 30, 2022 |
How Old Is The Lock Ness Monster now?
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Aug 29, 2022 |
Your umbrella's dripping all over the place
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Aug 26, 2022 |
Heinz hash browns with baked beans inside
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Aug 25, 2022 |
You're quite right Noreen
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Aug 24, 2022 |
Spiders
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Aug 23, 2022 |
I'd hate to be an insect
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Aug 22, 2022 |
I just fancied vanilla today
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Aug 18, 2022 |
60s nothing nowadays!
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Aug 17, 2022 |
Some Like It Hot
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Aug 16, 2022 |
Rainy Days & Mondays
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Aug 15, 2022 |
Plane talk
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Aug 12, 2022 |
Weather Alert
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Aug 11, 2022 |
He's just going to look like a complete and utter turnip
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Aug 10, 2022 |
I hope you're not selling my beans!
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Aug 09, 2022 |
Put it in the overhead locker or I'll shove you up there
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Aug 08, 2022 |
Flush Puppies
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Aug 05, 2022 |
Ready to socialise, expect stimulating encounters
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Aug 04, 2022 |
I used to snore so much I'd wake myself up!
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Aug 03, 2022 |
They leave here and go to bed, I leave here and go to Greggs
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Aug 02, 2022 |
Nothing worse than beaky curtain twitchers
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Aug 01, 2022 |
They've got dogs in Florida that sniff fruit
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Jul 29, 2022 |
Fishing for bicycles every year
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Jul 28, 2022 |
I've got every version of Goodbye, Mr Chips
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Jul 27, 2022 |
They built me a tower
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Jul 26, 2022 |
Cheese and biscuits
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Jul 25, 2022 |
Frantic Friday
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Jul 22, 2022 |
I do like a doughnut occasionally
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Jul 21, 2022 |
I want meat in my sausage roll
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Jul 20, 2022 |
It's a cheddar cheese muffin
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Jul 19, 2022 |
Who wears fluorescent orange?
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Jul 18, 2022 |
I look good as a baby
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Jul 15, 2022 |
Ice
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Jul 14, 2022 |
Drink Water!!
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Jul 13, 2022 |
Drink water!!
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Jul 13, 2022 |
Heatwave
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Jul 12, 2022 |
Stay Cool
|
Jul 11, 2022 |
I know! Sunday!
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Jul 10, 2022 |
I know! Saturday!
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Jul 09, 2022 |
Did you know that ladybirds bite?
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Jul 08, 2022 |
I don't buy oranges I buy satsumas
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Jul 07, 2022 |
Summer getaway
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Jul 01, 2022 |
Murray OUT
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Jun 30, 2022 |
I wanted a banana milkshake
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Jun 29, 2022 |
Coming Soon: The Followers
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Jun 28, 2022 |
The Super Soaker works well
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Jun 28, 2022 |
Jane Fonda dancing with Osama bin Laden
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Jun 27, 2022 |
Well I'm not sure if I want a pina colada
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Jun 24, 2022 |
Clogs, yes clogs!
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Jun 23, 2022 |
A fish called Rhondda
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Jun 22, 2022 |
Sasquatch or what?
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Jun 21, 2022 |
Who is Junior Andre?
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Jun 20, 2022 |
The campest old queen you'd ever seen
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Jun 17, 2022 |
Sorry, I was chatting and being gossipy
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Jun 16, 2022 |
It's an ice cream crisis
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Jun 15, 2022 |
Sex Kitten
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Jun 14, 2022 |
The hokey pokey men
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Jun 13, 2022 |
When you've gotta go, you've gotta go
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Jun 10, 2022 |
I like Bounty bars
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Jun 09, 2022 |
He was a bit of a wild boy
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Jun 08, 2022 |
Sneaky Pete's
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Jun 07, 2022 |
I want to go out with an alcoholic barman
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Jun 06, 2022 |
Unexpected morons in the bagging area
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Jun 03, 2022 |
So the pidgins die
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Jun 02, 2022 |
Get your violin out pal
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Jun 01, 2022 |
Cheap as chips.
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May 31, 2022 |
Fast & Furious
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May 30, 2022 |
If You Build It, They Will Come
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May 27, 2022 |
Short Shrift
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May 26, 2022 |
Light & Shade
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May 25, 2022 |
Wet Wet Wet
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May 24, 2022 |
The Long Good Friday
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May 23, 2022 |
The Morning After
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May 20, 2022 |
You Do The Maths
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May 19, 2022 |
Withering Heights
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May 18, 2022 |
Words and Pictures
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May 17, 2022 |
I could do with a volcanic cone
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May 16, 2022 |
What Do They Mean 'Hand Finished'?!
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May 13, 2022 |
Every mouthful tastes the same.
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May 12, 2022 |
The Poor Little Earth Angel
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May 11, 2022 |
The Great Unwashed in my Pool.
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May 10, 2022 |
Whales falling down
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May 09, 2022 |
I've got balls that can take off now.
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May 05, 2022 |
I'm For Sale On Ebay!
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May 04, 2022 |
I'm Bored With Balls
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May 03, 2022 |
Laughing All The Way To The Bank Holiday
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May 02, 2022 |
The Voice of Crinkley Bottom
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Apr 29, 2022 |
I don't know why I was in the Lorry
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Apr 28, 2022 |
As If The Queen Has Ever Been In Bondage!
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Apr 27, 2022 |
I Feel Like Mary Poppins
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Apr 26, 2022 |
Salad Queen
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Apr 25, 2022 |
Just makes your wee smell a bit.
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Apr 22, 2022 |
I saw a little bit poking out.
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Apr 21, 2022 |
We did it in our pants.
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Apr 20, 2022 |
I was looking like Tarzan.
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Apr 19, 2022 |
Google it you moron.
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Apr 18, 2022 |
I love a cheap sausage.
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Apr 15, 2022 |
I would do my whole body...
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Apr 14, 2022 |
I Have Waddled Myself.
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Apr 13, 2022 |
I Don't Remember The Scrunge...
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Apr 12, 2022 |
Steve Allen: The Movie
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Apr 11, 2022 |
The Key to Eternal Youth
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Apr 08, 2022 |
Cher and Cher Alike
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Apr 07, 2022 |
Warning: May Contain Nuts
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Apr 06, 2022 |
Ode to June
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Apr 05, 2022 |
Le Dessert du Jour
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Apr 04, 2022 |
We've Forgotten About Poor Old Geronimo
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Apr 01, 2022 |
I Love The Smell Of Tar...
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Mar 30, 2022 |
Meat? Not In MY Ploughmans!
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Mar 29, 2022 |
Smith, Sooty and Stevenson screens
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Mar 28, 2022 |
Baby Jesus Shopping in Selfridges.
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Mar 25, 2022 |
Feral Cats Everywhere!
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Mar 24, 2022 |
I Can't Eat Big Shredded Wheat.
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Mar 23, 2022 |
I'm Just Telling Them About My Strawberries!
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Mar 22, 2022 |
The moon would've been preferable
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Mar 21, 2022 |
BREAKING NEWS: Lions Are Big
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Mar 18, 2022 |
Amazing Grace
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Mar 17, 2022 |
Thank Goodness I Was Wearing Pants
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Mar 16, 2022 |
You'll Believe Any Old Twaddle, Won't You?
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Mar 15, 2022 |
Spring back, fall forward
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Mar 14, 2022 |
Hello, have you seen my Llama?
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Mar 12, 2022 |
My Kilo of Toffee!
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Mar 11, 2022 |
I've Adopted An Ant.
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Mar 10, 2022 |
Don't Show Me A Chicken Big Mac
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Mar 09, 2022 |
I Love The World Pasty Championships
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Mar 08, 2022 |
I Don't Do Posh Soups
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Mar 07, 2022 |
A Limited Edition First Print Copy
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Mar 04, 2022 |
Steve Allen, The Widow's Friend
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Mar 03, 2022 |
The Bloke Eating Jaffa Cakes
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Mar 02, 2022 |
But There's No Irish In Me
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Mar 01, 2022 |
Steve's banana juice
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Feb 28, 2022 |
A safe hand on the tiller
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Feb 25, 2022 |
Just to prove how supple I am
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Feb 23, 2022 |
Heavily edited
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Feb 22, 2022 |
You can't harm them with a fruit gum
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Feb 21, 2022 |
Blown away
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Feb 18, 2022 |
Unborn babies love me
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Feb 17, 2022 |
Cremated and put in an egg timer
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Feb 16, 2022 |
Cheap Flowers Day
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Feb 15, 2022 |
It Was A Cane
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Feb 14, 2022 |
Too many bloomin' eggs
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Feb 11, 2022 |
Down with the pensioners
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Feb 10, 2022 |
Tinned burglars
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Feb 09, 2022 |
Introducing 'Feast is Feast with Big Zuu'...
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Feb 08, 2022 |
I like looking at bacon rolls
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Feb 08, 2022 |
Immersed in haggis
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Feb 07, 2022 |
The top ten things to do in Whitby
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Feb 04, 2022 |
The excitement of having stents
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Feb 03, 2022 |
Don't want you chomping at anything
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Feb 02, 2022 |
I'm Grade-I listed
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Feb 01, 2022 |
It's not the place you go to for spare ribs
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Jan 31, 2022 |
It's So Steve Allen
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Jan 28, 2022 |
Why don't they do squirty jam?
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Jan 27, 2022 |
Very passé, walking is
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Jan 26, 2022 |
Am I facing the right way?
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Jan 25, 2022 |
We dreamed of stilts
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Jan 24, 2022 |
A little bit of skin available
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Jan 21, 2022 |
Loaded up on bacon
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Jan 20, 2022 |
A seat for the dim one
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Jan 19, 2022 |
Like a permanent takeaway
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Jan 19, 2022 |
Do you know Steve Allen?
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Jan 17, 2022 |
I won't argue about poppadoms
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Jan 14, 2022 |
Bits of tooth coming out
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Jan 13, 2022 |
Life-affirming pickled onions chat
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Jan 12, 2022 |
Volcanoes are more human than we realise
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Jan 11, 2022 |
The Queen's got a mouthful of teeth
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Jan 10, 2022 |
Holding a Chocolate Teapot
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Jan 07, 2022 |
I'm Rattling on a Good Day
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Jan 06, 2022 |
A Great Bird Detractor
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Jan 05, 2022 |
Ten Thousand Litres of Milk
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Jan 04, 2022 |
Tunnel of Love
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Jan 03, 2022 |
Happy New Year!
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Jan 01, 2022 |
Bodies All Over The Place
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Dec 31, 2021 |
Masquerading As A Punter
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Dec 30, 2021 |
Nobody Rains On My Parade
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Dec 29, 2021 |
No Such Thing As UFO's
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Dec 28, 2021 |
And The Ring Is Where?
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Dec 27, 2021 |
Boxing Day Brilliance
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Dec 26, 2021 |
It's Christmas!
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Dec 25, 2021 |
Scrooge Allen Just Doesn't Sound Right
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Dec 24, 2021 |
You Don't Steal The Baby Jesus
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Dec 23, 2021 |
30 Years To Go
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Dec 22, 2021 |
Dickensian Menu
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Dec 21, 2021 |
I just have a thing for glue!
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Dec 20, 2021 |
They don't seem to make sausages in the morning
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Dec 17, 2021 |
Shunned In The Playground
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Dec 16, 2021 |
I'm Not Sharing With Slugs
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Dec 15, 2021 |
Who Robs a Fish and Chip Shop?
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Dec 14, 2021 |
Late night potato feast
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Dec 13, 2021 |
Horses in Bethlehem
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Dec 10, 2021 |
A Prize Package
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Dec 09, 2021 |
Mr. Cucumber
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Dec 08, 2021 |
Introducing Hunting Ghislaine: The Trial
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Dec 07, 2021 |
I Like To Have A Little Squeeze
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Dec 07, 2021 |
Just gnawing at a bone
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Dec 06, 2021 |
Four Sneezes
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Dec 03, 2021 |
We Already Discussed No Cabbage
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Dec 02, 2021 |
Call Me Pump Number 2
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Dec 01, 2021 |
Gourmet Popcorn
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Nov 30, 2021 |
A Land Rover that looks like a rhinoceros
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Nov 29, 2021 |
More Cheap Than Cheerful
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Nov 26, 2021 |
Student Food
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Nov 25, 2021 |
Bit Of A Surprise For The Commuters
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Nov 24, 2021 |
Equally Vampirish
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Nov 23, 2021 |
It sounds like he has laryngitis
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Nov 22, 2021 |
Don't Feed It
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Nov 19, 2021 |
I Ended Up With The Flugelhorn
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Nov 18, 2021 |
The Bolsheviks Have A Lot To Answer For
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Nov 17, 2021 |
We Like A Splash
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Nov 16, 2021 |
Cruising is good fun
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Nov 15, 2021 |
The Gravy Train
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Nov 12, 2021 |
Lest We Forget
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Nov 11, 2021 |
A Shortage of Santas
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Nov 10, 2021 |
It's a Lobster
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Nov 09, 2021 |
I Love Looking in Freezers
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Nov 05, 2021 |
I Believe It's Called Topiary
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Nov 04, 2021 |
Quelle Surprise On That One
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Nov 03, 2021 |
Accidental Kitchen Alchemy
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Nov 02, 2021 |
Don't engage with Americans
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Nov 01, 2021 |
Synchronised Swimming
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Oct 29, 2021 |
Wake Up and Smell the Lava
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Oct 28, 2021 |
Suave Allen
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Oct 27, 2021 |
Potatoes for Breakfast
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Oct 26, 2021 |
Paying for petrol with Paddington
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Oct 25, 2021 |
Hot and Spicy
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Oct 22, 2021 |
A Toffee Apple Sausage
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Oct 21, 2021 |
Length Beats Width
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Oct 20, 2021 |
An Arty Pocket
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Oct 19, 2021 |
Mittens and Kittens
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Oct 18, 2021 |
An Empty Cardboard Box
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Oct 15, 2021 |
Another Avenue of Pleasure Denied Me
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Oct 14, 2021 |
Cold Feet, Hot Legs
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Oct 13, 2021 |
Addicted To Flannels
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Oct 12, 2021 |
I wonder if I'll get a plaque
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Oct 11, 2021 |
A Bit Like Beatle-Mania
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Oct 08, 2021 |
The Mafia Has Gone Woke
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Oct 07, 2021 |
Get Your Woggle Out
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Oct 06, 2021 |
I Always Fancied a Cockatiel
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Oct 05, 2021 |
S-tea-ve tray Allen
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Oct 04, 2021 |
Choir Boy Allen
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Oct 01, 2021 |
Baseball Cap Aficionado
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Sep 30, 2021 |
The Name's Allen, Steve Allen
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Sep 29, 2021 |
A Lick and a Promise
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Sep 28, 2021 |
Fuel-tile
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Sep 27, 2021 |
New York, New York
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Sep 24, 2021 |
Road to Ruin
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Sep 23, 2021 |
What's good for the Goose
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Sep 22, 2021 |
The Hose and the Hanging Baskets
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Sep 21, 2021 |
Afternoon Tea
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Sep 20, 2021 |
Mince Pie Virgin
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Sep 17, 2021 |
100 Days Until Christmas
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Sep 16, 2021 |
Irish Meat Market
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Sep 15, 2021 |
Mini Cocktail Sausages
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Sep 14, 2021 |
Santa firebombing your house
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Sep 13, 2021 |
Paddington is a Born Leader
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Sep 10, 2021 |
Lathered Up
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Sep 09, 2021 |
Diamonds are forever
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Sep 08, 2021 |
Battered Beef Burger
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Sep 07, 2021 |
Break a leg, Matt
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Sep 06, 2021 |
Caravan of Love
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Sep 03, 2021 |
A Close Shave
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Sep 02, 2021 |
Blackpool and Sat Navs
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Sep 01, 2021 |
Cheap, Trashy Shoes
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Aug 31, 2021 |
Bank Holiday Happenings
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Aug 30, 2021 |
Circus Circus
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Aug 27, 2021 |
Greek Food Eater
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Aug 26, 2021 |
Cream Horns
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Aug 25, 2021 |
Am I getting a tattoo?
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Aug 24, 2021 |
What is BTS?
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Aug 23, 2021 |
It's Raining?
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Aug 20, 2021 |
Mound Zero
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Aug 19, 2021 |
All Hands To The Pump
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Aug 18, 2021 |
Avenue of Pleasure
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Aug 17, 2021 |
Like a Tom Daley knitted jumper
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Aug 16, 2021 |
Hadrian's Sprawl
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Aug 13, 2021 |
What's The Goss?
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Aug 12, 2021 |
Toe To Toe
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Aug 11, 2021 |
Christmas Comes Early
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Aug 10, 2021 |
To the polls
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Jul 02, 2021 |
Introducing 'I've Been Thinking with Peter Frankopan'
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Jul 01, 2021 |
I love my job
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Jul 01, 2021 |
The wheels on the bus go round and round
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Jun 30, 2021 |
I thought I'd haemorrhaged
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Jun 29, 2021 |
Chesty Morgan
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Jun 28, 2021 |
Free Britney
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Jun 25, 2021 |
Barking up the wrong tree
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Jun 24, 2021 |
Espresso Anyone?
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Jun 23, 2021 |
UFOs, Aliens and Crop Circles
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Jun 22, 2021 |
I've decided to go eight foot
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Jun 21, 2021 |
Over the limit
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Jun 18, 2021 |
Rather Nice Mice
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Jun 17, 2021 |
Don't mess with Allen
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Jun 16, 2021 |
Go Go Steve Allen
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Jun 15, 2021 |
Early Morning Double Cheeseburgers!
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Jun 14, 2021 |
Introducing 'If It Bleeds It Leads'
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Jun 11, 2021 |
Mick Jagger's a Polly Pocket
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Jun 11, 2021 |
How many holes?!
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Jun 10, 2021 |
Shark vs croc
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Jun 09, 2021 |
The Chipping Forecast
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Jun 08, 2021 |
Richard Madeley's a vampire
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Jun 07, 2021 |
Clamour for Concorde
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Jun 04, 2021 |
Lets all go down the Strand and have a banana!
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Jun 03, 2021 |
Go and chew on a lamppost
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Jun 02, 2021 |
We found Jordan's bag!
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Jun 01, 2021 |
Chocolate for breakfast
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May 31, 2021 |
RIP William Shakespeare
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May 30, 2021 |
Titanic tattlings
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May 28, 2021 |
I'd rather have Cherry Genoa...
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May 27, 2021 |
As mad as a toothbrush!
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May 26, 2021 |
I think I move around quite well, actually!
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May 25, 2021 |
Wash your veg?
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May 24, 2021 |
Fairground Attractions
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May 21, 2021 |
I keep missing my train!
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May 20, 2021 |
Steve Allen and the Faulty Thermometer: Part Two
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May 19, 2021 |
How VERY rude!
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May 18, 2021 |
Dolly Parton for dinner
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May 17, 2021 |
A basket full of foot-cream
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May 14, 2021 |
We like the sea shanty
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May 13, 2021 |
It's time for cyberwoman!
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May 12, 2021 |
Christmas Steve!
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May 11, 2021 |
Mariachi madness
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May 10, 2021 |
Where on earth is Hartlepool?
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May 07, 2021 |
Not just any old burgers
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May 06, 2021 |