The Patdown with Ms. Pat

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 Apr 11, 2020
In the haystack that is the podcast world nowadays, this gem is a needle well worth digging for. Ms. Pat is incredible and highly underrated. You won't laugh harder anywhere else.


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After appearing on podcasts by Joe Rogan, Marc Maron, Tom Segura, Bert Kreischer, Joey Diaz, and Ari Shaffir, comedian Ms. Pat has decided to branch out on her own and create a truly unique and hilarious podcast with Deon Curry, Chris Spangle, friends, and family, she dives into topics from backside meatballs to race. With their unique perspectives, the crew of The Patdown with Ms. Pat will make you laugh, think, and appreciate life a little differently.

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Episode 64: Bubba and Baby Tupac
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We talk the Bubba Wallace noose. Ms. Pat takes a walk in the park and gets harassed by squirrels and hugged by white people. We hear some bs apologies. We hear about a mysterious reappearance of Tupac.  - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jun 30, 2020
Episode 63: Dry Bootyholes
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Quisha joins us for the first time! Ms. Pat tells us about her moist backside. We find out what makes Garrianna's bean jump. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jun 23, 2020
Episode 61: Diet Hands
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Ms. Pat and Deon Curry can't take Chris Spangle's white ass. Ms. Pat has been doing home remodeling during the pandemic and causes a fuss in the local hardware store. Nikia and Ms. Pat get into a war of words. She tells us about trim sandwiches. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jun 16, 2020
Episode 61: George Floyd
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Ms. Pat, Deon Curry, and Chris Spangle talk about the death of George Floyd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jun 09, 2020
Episode 60: Ms. Pat's Brother Calls From Jail
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A YouTuber returned an adopted child. Nikia stops by and shares the pet names Ms. Pat uses for the family. Her brother calls from jail and has big dreams. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jun 03, 2020
Episode 59: Noise Canceling Wigs
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Ms. Pat and Chris Spangle debate a gun shot noise in her suburban neighborhood. She says it is a drive-by. He says someone is building a deck. She then explains home security in the hood. Ms. Pat accuses Deon Curry of beating his meat to sad stories. She also gives us some details on how to save money. (This was recorded in early March.) - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
May 26, 2020
Episode 58: Ms. Pat's Favorites
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We cover some of Ms. Pat's favorite things. You won't believe her favorite color or what Quisha is selling in her shop. She shares some of her hopes and dreams about her career. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
May 19, 2020
Episode 57: Chicken Ass By the L B
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Ms. Pat is working on the house and deserves her own HGTV show. Garrianna defends the honor of Twist 'N Shouts while Ms. Pat's mom used to buy chicken asses by the L Bs. Ms. Pat shares some stories about her mom. We find the one good man in her past. We then dive deep into talking about race. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
May 12, 2020
Ms. Pat's Mother's Day Wrap Up
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Ms. Pat is missing the usually gifts the kids make in school and forgets about another important date. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
May 11, 2020
Episode 56: Skater Rank
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What’s it like to watch a movie with Ms. Pat? Deon Curry explains. Ms. Pat can’t figure out what she’s trying to say. Ms. Pat had a phone conversation with her ex. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
May 05, 2020
Episode 55: Social Disc'in
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Ms. Pat's son caught the coronavirus. She tells the story about picking him up at work, and we call him to find out what COVID-19 feels like. We try to figure out if Stevie Wonder can see. We find out if Ms. Pat and her husband are having pandemic relations. We learn the term "bike cliff." - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Apr 28, 2020
Sexual Holes in the Wall
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How is Garrianna doing with Ms. Pat being home every day all day? Not well. People are being assholes online for clout while spreading Corona. We talk about the President’s pandemic response. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Apr 21, 2020
Ms. Pat's Weekly Wrap Up
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Ms. Pat is still painting her house and talks about her son testing positive for corona virus. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Apr 18, 2020
Episode 53: Birds Aren't Real
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Ms. Pat has a phone call from her writer Jordan, but she hung up on him cause he was too gay. We learn birds aren't real. Joe Biden loses it. A cucumber in the most intimate of places kills a woman. We talk about Elvis' death colon. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Apr 14, 2020
Ms. Pat's Weekly Wrap Up
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Ms. Pat checks in to talk about her trick to buying wipes online, more projects around the house and her secret to keeping kids in line. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Apr 11, 2020
Episode 52 - Tiger King
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Deon Curry and Chris Spangle watched Tiger King and explain it to Ms. Pat. That leads her to stories from her past that are just as crazy. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Apr 07, 2020
Ms. Pat's Weekly Wrap Up
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Ms. Pat checks in to talk about her busy week at home painting, cleaning, eating and celebrating her birthday! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Apr 04, 2020
Episode 51: COVID Cruise
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Ms. Pat is trying to get her money back on a Tom Joyner cruise. She was on a flight where a man was beating it like the LAPD. Ms. Pat won't stop saying a word she shouldn't. Ms. Pat visits the private workshop from the guy on Mythbusters and commits a social faux pas. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Mar 31, 2020
Episode 50: Eye Worms
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We made it to episode 50 and Ms. Pat can't believe it. Her husband had some eye surgery thanks to worms. She says dirt works for wiping. We talk to her daughter Ashley who gets in trouble for cursing. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Mar 24, 2020
Episode 49: I Would Make This Mutha Not Raggedy Anymore
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We are one episode away from episode 50! We revisit some of our favorite shows. Ms. Pat is running a FEMA camp in anticipation of COVID-19. Coronavirus is messing everything up. We talk a little about what to expect while making you laugh. We ask if Ms. Pat or Deon would run for President. Also, keep your racism in your car. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ ----- Episode: https://www.dropbox.com/s/0rkqgvzivf49kgx/Patdown-Raggedy.mp3?dl=0 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Mar 17, 2020
Episode 48: Strawberry Drank And Dirty Rice
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Super Tuesday is over and Mini Mike is out. Ms. Pat will say this about Trump, he’s hilarious. She talks about Diamond and Silk rapping for Trump. A hospital worker was arrested for sucking toes. Ms. Pat tells a story from her childhood about skating rink money you won't forget. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Mar 10, 2020
Episode 47: The Miseducation of Garrianna P. Lee
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Ms. Pat and Chris Spangle have brand new cars and give some advice on buying a new vehicle. Deon still is driving that same sad ass poor car. But he has four tires, unlike Spangle! We talk a little bit about Trump pardoning people. Garrianna calls Ms. Pat a Republican and then drops the mic on the Democratic field. We find out why you don’t educate your kids. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Mar 03, 2020
Episode 46: Buddhachuck
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Ms. Pat and Deon had a fight right before the show began and things began tensely. Chris Spangle spent the day with Ms. Pat thanks to car troubles. Garrianna joins us to break down the recent Democratic debate. Ms. Pat talks about her mom's day and washing clothes by hand as a kid. She once visited family so poor that she even was shocked.  - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Feb 25, 2020
Episode 45: Ashy Scrashy
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Gwen SomeGodDamnBody has a candle that smells like certain things and Ms. Pat wants to know which scent they based it on. We ask Garrianna if she would tell Ms. Pat about her most intimate details. We discuss the genealogy of Ms. Pat's family, which is screwing up the census. Deon Curry and Chris Spangle explain the Eiffel Tower. Deon brings up another sad story. Ms. Pat can't be your surrogate so don't even ask. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Feb 18, 2020
Episode 44: Trip Skip
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Ms. Pat is getting a side hustle to fund a trip for the kids. She tells us how she would deal with a school shooter. Garrianna joins us and roasts tf out of Ms. Pat. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Feb 11, 2020
Episode 43: A Date To Remember - Live at SF Sketchfest, Part 2
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This is an episode you’ll never forget. We are live at San Francisco Sketchfest, and one couple has a legendary first date at the show. Ms. Pat calls them on stage to talk about their STDs. Ms. Pat shares more stories about white people not minding their business, her first relationship, and her gonorrhea, crabs and fleas.  - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Feb 04, 2020
Episode 42: Don’t F**k With Pats - Live at Sketchfest Part 1
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We are live in San Francisco at Sketchfest! Ms. Pat describes what it’s like to be a guest on Bert Kreischer’s TV show. We spoil the documentary “Don’t F* With Cats.” Deon Curry and White Boy Chris Spangle try to get Ms. Pat ready for her trip to Australia with a language test. Deon depresses the crowd with a sad story. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jan 28, 2020
Episode 41: Gingerfication
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Ms. Pat begins this episode with some kind words for White Boy Chris Spangle and a post he made. Ms. Pat hit Louisiana like a hurricane and nearly started a race war on the plane there AND in the comedy club. Deon Curry shares a story about build-your-own sex toys. Ms. Pat shares a story about her legs catching faintinism during sex. - WBC's Post - https://www.instagram.com/p/B7dmuG3n3aS/) - Woman in Meijer - https://facebook.com/david.distelrath.9/videos/10215891347257710/ - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jan 21, 2020
Episode 40: Culture Vulture
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Kim Kardashian took photos that make her look black, and is being accused of being a culture vulture. Garrianna weighs in on Kim K's darkening over time and interracial relationships. A 911 operator is in deep water after telling a drowning woman to shut up. Ms. Pat learns a click can skeet. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jan 14, 2020
Episode 39: Achoo
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Ms. Pat had a beautifully designed Christmas and she’s already planning next year’s decorations. She traveled to Denver and the altitude messed her up. Ms. Pat got into a fight in an airport over her energy. Ms. Pat and Deon Curry teach White Boy Chris Spangle about two-egg cornbread and ocean perch. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jan 07, 2020
Episode 38: Kunta Kaepernick
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Ms. Pat, Deon Curry and Chris Spangle weigh in on the Colin Kaepernick controversy. Garrianna pops in to share some knowledge about Alex Haley's Roots. They discuss the N word. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Dec 31, 2019
Episode 37: Dick Kidnappin'
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Ms. Pat starts the show with a few of her impressions. She responds to the fake kidnapping of a young girl. Deon Curry and Chris Spangle explain pipe organs to her. She shares some insane stories about her uncles Anthony, Tony, and Stoney. A racist cop finds out he's 18% black and then sues his department for racism. Ms. Pat sends a racist text to White Boy Chris's sister in time to cause a ruckus at Christmas. She then outlines her survival strategy in a zombie apocalypse. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Dec 24, 2019
Episode 36: The Giving Season
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Ms. Pat is back from the road and her house is a disaster. She went to get the crack babies some Subway, but lost her money. It leads to a conversation on charity. Chris Spangle talks a little bit about his divorce. You'll hear in this episode the moment Deon Curry told Ms. Pat that people were getting stabbed over Popeye's. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Dec 17, 2019
Episode 35: Shingalings
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Ms. Pat loves Christmas and is making memories for a family she is currently mad at. The group discusses some of their favorite Christmas songs. Ms. Pat then shares that her flow is running from the police. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Dec 10, 2019
Episode 34: Faintinism
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Ms. Pat has so many white people working in her house that you'd think the cops were raiding the place. One of them is Richard that talks about the time he got shot. Ms. Pat does standup on an airplane while waiting on an old man to get off a plane. Deon Curry keeps passing out on flights. Ms. Pat and Deon played a black club in Memphis, and it was an experience. She dog-walked an entire crowd. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Dec 03, 2019
Episode 33: Hangin in the Hood
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A woman goes into school to beat her child, and Ms. Pat has some thoughts on whoopins. She shares a story about her granddaddy that you’ll never forget. Ms. Pat is excited because the Falcons beat the Saints. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Nov 26, 2019
Episode 32: Pickle Brains
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Ms. Pat talks about the time roaches saved her life. She gives advice to white people and black people, mainly stop killing people over Popeyes chicken sandwiches. Garrianna is back and in trouble for cursing. We are back at Ms. Pat’s house so except some kids to get yelled at. She then teaches everyone how to save money while shopping. See Ms. Pat LIVE in St. Louis 11/22 and 11/23 at Blue Room Comedy Club 541 E St Louis St Springfield, MO 65806 For more information or tickets: https://www.blueroomcomedyclub.com/ - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Nov 19, 2019
Episode 31: Bag Daddy
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Quisha has been sending Ms. Pat horrible videos including black pastors losing their mind. One included a funeral so bad that Ms. Pat was shocked by it. - Pastor Wilson - https://www.facebook.com/marql/videos/10218612447995733 - Obama vs. Trump - https://www.facebook.com/WeAreLibertarians/videos/547999049292726 - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Nov 13, 2019
Episode 30: Olaf Till Middle School
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Ms. Pat is back on the road and had a great time in Atlantic City. The crack babies did NOT go trick or treating because Ms. Pat is old and tired. Ms. Pat, White Boy Chris Spangle and Deon Curry address complaining fans of the podcast.  - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Nov 05, 2019
Episode 29: The Need for Forgiveness
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If ever there was an episode where the video is needed, this would be it. We begin with everyone bickering about the video, and it turns into full-fledged arguing by the end. Spangle threatens to "harm it." Deon is dying to talk about Amber Guyger, the Dallas police officer that killed Botham Jean in his own apartment. Ms. Pat talks about the need to forgive those that hurt us. White Boy Chris gets mad at Ms. Pat. Then Deon gets mad at Ms. Pat. Then Ms. Pat gets mad at a little girl that lied about her hair getting cut. Then Deon gets mad at Chris for not watching black movies. The video will be posted on Wednesday.  - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Oct 29, 2019
Episode 28: Save the Planet, Eat a Baby
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We begin with our most controversial subject yet: eating babies to save the world. Black girls are threatening to make aggressive love to "White Boy Chris" Spangle. Deon Curry raises events happening in the "trudicial system" with the snitching Tekashi 69. Ms. Pat gives us her guide to good cooking at the Waffle House. Then she gets herself all riled up over the Falcons.  - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Oct 22, 2019
Episode 27: Rubber Booties
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Ms. Pat talks about plastic surgery and how it' s bringing down her sex appeal. The gang also discusses the magic of the black beauty parlor. Where you can not only get your hair done but where you can buy anything from half-Asian babies to bootleg DVDs.

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Oct 15, 2019
Episode 26: Pilot Episode
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Ms. Pat shot her pilot! She tells Deon Curry and Chris Spangle about shooting the pilot of a TV show for Hulu. She talks about kissing a co-star, bullying on set, gifts from agents, and her family visiting in Los Angeles. Deon gets Ms. Pat worked up over her losing Falcons.

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Oct 08, 2019
Episode 25: Tropicainical
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Ms. Pat discusses Section 8 Housing not only as a past recipient but also as a present homeowner and landlord. She once she’s a woman on Judge Joe Brown. She also discusses how seeing a woman with a cart full of orange juice almost made her want to vote Republican.

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Oct 01, 2019
Episode 24: Whizzinator
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Ms. Pat is at war with the birds that live on her porch. She’s flat because she had her mammograms. She asks Garrianna about her click. Ms. Pat discovers whizzinators.
 
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Sep 24, 2019
Episode 23: Does Your Church Have Snacks?
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Ms. Pat discusses her weekend in New York and making a bomb between her legs. The gang also discusses Anti-vaxxers, church, God, and religion.

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Sep 17, 2019
Episode 22: RIP Cakes
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Ms. Pat talks about cutting the bs with the RIP cakes. Leave the dead black people alone! She tells an unbelievable story about visiting her mom’s grave, and how she was escorted out of the cemetery. Ms. Pat tells Deon Curry and White Boy Chris Spangle her final wishes. She then begs Garrianna to get what is delicious.

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Sep 10, 2019
Episode 21: Down On Your Lucky Charms
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Ms. Pat went to Canada and can't get an American wifi to watch her Handmaid's Tale. She explains the show to Deon Curry and Chris Spangle. She explains how she'd turn her click into an MMA fighter to fight back. Ms. Pat talks about knowing a family member's home was nasty when the roaches crawled on her as a way to escape. She tells us about ghetto dry cleaning, and when she realized that she might be poor.

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Sep 03, 2019
Episode 20: Nay-Nay
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Ms. Pat opens the podcast by taunting White Boy Chris Spangle. She then proposes jail time for anyone that licks Blue Bell Ice Cream. Deon Curry blows everyone's mind with a fact about vanilla ice cream. Ms. Pat explains why you can't live with hate in your heart. Ms. Pat debuts the next smash hit: "The Food Stamps Here." Ms. Pat and Deon try to set White Boy Chris up with Quisha's sister.

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Aug 27, 2019
Episode 19: Holy Polio
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Ms. Pat takes on not vaccinating children after Deon Curry had a friend announce she was an anti-vaxxer. Ms. Pat explains where she messed up as a mom. A man in Indian began sprouting hundreds of teeth. Jeffrey Epstein died in jail and the crew debates if he committed suicide. Ms. Pat shares one of the wildest business models she's heard of.

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Aug 20, 2019
Episode 18: What if Ms. Pat Went Camping?
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One of Ms. Pat's babies makes a memorable appearance. A pastor from Zimbabwe is selling to tickets to heaven, and Ms. Pat has some thoughts. Deon Curry wonders how much Ms. Pat's ticket to heaven would be. Find out what mega pastor Ms. Pat thinks is super F___able. Chris Spangle explains white teenagers floating across the ocean in pods. Ms. Pat then floats the idea of taking her family camping, and Garrianna and the family say no.

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Aug 13, 2019
Episode 17: Big Blue
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Ms. Pat is at the house and these kids won't shut up. The ghetto mom comes out at Ashely, Nikia, and Garrianna. White Boy Chris Spangle gets some too. Everyone debates if the cop that tased a 65-year-old woman was too aggressive or not. Then Ms. Pat quizzes White Boy Chris on black films. Turns out, he's white af.

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Aug 06, 2019
Episode 16: Dickelodeon - Live at the Just For Laughs Festival with Howie Mandel
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It is the first live recording of the Patdown! Ms. Pat, Deon Curry, and Chris Spangle take the stage at the Just for Laughs Festival in Montreal, Canada in front of a live audience. Deon had some issues getting his passport, and White Boy Chris had some issues sharing a room with Deon. We welcome our first guest and it is comedic legend Howie Mandell. Ms. Pat then asks him things he's never been asked in an interview.

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Jul 30, 2019
Episode 15: Souse Meat
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Ms. Pat takes a trip to New York City and pays the price with chaffed thighs. Beyonce inspires Ms. Pat to think about going back to a historically black college. She talks about the greatest meal she's ever had and working as a chimney sweep as a child. She recounts the time her mother killed her best friend Coo-coo. Deon Curry, Chris Spangle, and Garrianna all stare in disbelief as Ms. Pat shares the food of her childhood. 

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Jul 23, 2019
Introducing the Moment
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Wondery’s The Moment, hosted by comedian Ingrid Haas, explores some epic real life romances to find the answers to our toughest relationship questions. From a Taylor Swift intervention, to getting betrothed by a horse, this podcast is your real life Rom-Com. Listen now at wondery.fm/pat

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Jul 19, 2019
Episode 14: Black Ariel
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Ms. Pat explains edges to White Boy Chris Spangle. He then shares the time he went to a black barbershop. Deon Curry wants everyone to tip. By popular demand, we cover black Ariel. Nikia calls in and mocks Ms. Pat's wig.

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Jul 16, 2019
Episode 13: Baby Boy
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Ms. Pat's son Nikia join the podcast, and gets yelled at for quoting his mom. Ms. Pat wants to lock up a middle schooler in "Guametomal Bay." Deon Curry accidentally got labeled a gang member by his school thanks to the WWE. Garrianna claims Ms. Pat gets her wigs from the bottom of cereal boxes. We are back at the house so prepare for some crack babies to get yelled at.

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Jul 09, 2019
Episode 12: Ms. Pat Visits Joe Rogan
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Ms. Pat took White Boy Chris Spangle to Los Angeles, and blew his mind. She talks about going on the Joe Rogan Experience. Garrianna is back and can't stop watching the Jeffersons. Deon Curry calls Quisha with an opportunity to buy him dinner.
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Jul 02, 2019
Episode 11: AIDS-Free Bus Fare
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Ms. Pat can't believe a friend wants to wait until marriage and thinks the man ought to be the breadwinner. She talks about being a young mother and learning to breastfeed while dealing pre-natal vitamins. Deon Curry, Chris Spangle, and Ms. Pat debate if it was right or wrong for Future to cancel a woman's flight home when she wouldn't give it up. She then tells a story about swerving a certified AIDS-free college guy at age 12. 

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Jun 25, 2019
Episode 10: Grandaddy Long Legs
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This show sets off a debate for the ages: Is it Daddy Long Legs or Grandaddy Long Legs? Ms. Pat gives sex advice to Chik-Fil-A homeschoolers, asks what happened to the Olsen Twins face, and Deon Curry and Chris Spangle don't believe her that nose magnets cure a lazy eye. 

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Jun 18, 2019
Episode 9: Bangladack
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On this weeks episode Ms.Pat, Deon Curry, and Chris Spangle talk about phone scammers, burning men, and stealing T.V's. Ms. Pat also teaches the gang a new word, Bangladack. 

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Jun 11, 2019
Episode 8: Ayesha Curry (Do You Want to Build A Snowman?)
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Ms. Pat talks about Ayesha Curry wanting more male attention and Ana and Elsa are building a different type of snowman. 

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Jun 04, 2019
Episode 7: Butt Butter and Abortion
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Ms. Pat and the gang discusses abortion and women's rights on, she also discusses the time she almost caught the Holy Ghost, and she gives us the secret on how to get a big butt and titties the cheap way. The gang also discusses the death penalty and the justice system in this jam-packed episode. 
May 28, 2019
Episode 6: Black Game of Thrones
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Ms. Pat imagines Game of Thrones if it was black and talks about her love of Black Pussy... incense. Ms. Pat also solves the 130-year mystery surrounding Jack the Ripper and his killing spree. 



May 21, 2019
Episode 5: Ms. Pat’s Meatball
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Ms. Pat is losing weight and having her first period in years. Aunt Flo ain’t playin’ and her gynecologist hates her because she loves to get fully nude when getting examined. We then examine whether or not Jesus existed. 


May 14, 2019
Episode 4: llegal Knees
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Ms. Pat tells stories about helping her special Uncle Cecil, her insane family funerals, playing “illegal knees.” We also try to understand what language Ms. Pat speaks. 
May 07, 2019
Episode 2: Tell Your Truth
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Ms. Pat shares her thoughts on an ex-frat president that got no jail time for rape. Ms. Pat then explains what she was doing in the 1990's and her life in Atlanta to Chris Spangle. She shares her thoughts on the documentary Surviving R Kelly and the #MeToo movement. She then shares how she learned to tell her own truth after being assaulted while writing her book Rabbit. 

Apr 30, 2019
Episode 3: Ms. Pat Explains Abducted in Plain Sight
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Ms. Pat opens the episode in an unforgettable way. Then she and Deon Curry explain the documentary Abducted in Plain Sight to "White Chris" Spangle. 
Apr 30, 2019
Episode 1: Introduction to the Patdown
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Ms. Pat and her producer Chris Spangle introduce the Patdown. After appearing on podcasts hosted by Joe Rogan, Marc Maron, Ari Shaffir, Tom Segura, and Eddie Ifft, Ms. Pat decided to start her own. She explains what it is like to appear on a podcast and have her career pop. Ms. Pat discusses her career in standup comedy, writing her autobiography Rabbit, and shooting her ex-boyfriend.
Apr 23, 2019