2 Bears 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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love it
 Aug 5, 2020
Two of my favorite comedians kickin it. Their chemistry is amazing.

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 Aug 1, 2020
Just two great friends hanging out, my favorite podcast by far.

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2 phat 1 lard

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Weekly, comedian best friends Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer get together in the bear cave at YMH Studios to do what bears do: make each other laugh.

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Ep. 47 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & LeeAnn Kreischer
01:31:01

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Bert Kreischer is out for this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave, but his wife, LeeAnn, joins Tom Segura in his place! LeeAnn weighs in on many of Bert's most outrageous 2 Bears moments. She reacts to his barehanded wiping, lends her opinion on his food intake, analyzes some of his many "Bertisms," responds to Bert's comments about their sex life, and more! She also reveals information from Bert's youth that is new to Tom and the 2 Bears audience.

Sep 14, 2020
Ep. 46 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
01:29:46

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Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer start off this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave by discussing boy-girl videos. Bert recalls talking to his daughters about them, and his experience with a dom. The Bears also discuss Ellen Degeneres, Hawaii surfer kids, Ron Jeremy, Israeli names, and tennis. Bert reflects on a jetski accident he had with his daughter, and they wrap up by discussing cool Japanese "stop time" movies.

Sep 07, 2020
Ep. 45 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
01:26:01

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Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer start off this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave by discussing Tom getting drunk over the weekend. Bert then shares what his weekend was like, and why he got kicked out of someone's house. They discuss their want to hire a private investigator to be on retainer, their old nicknames, and guys that wear cologne. Tom wraps up the show by sharing a video of him singing to his son.

Aug 31, 2020
Ep. 44 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
01:13:12

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Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer start off this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave by discussing how coronavirus has changed people. They move on to talking about Bert's gross habits, and call Ari Shaffir to find out the point in the day at which he brushes his teeth. Tom and Bert also discuss who they would invite on a celebrity guys trip. Potential candidates include Russell Crowe, Denzel Washington, Shia Labeouf, Bill Clinton, Charles Barkley, and Mike Tyson. This leads them into talking about how weird Joe Pesci looks now. They wrap up by discussing Post Malone's appearance on the Joe Rogan Experience.

Aug 24, 2020
Ep. 43 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
01:30:21

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Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer start off this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave by discussing Bert's love of wine, and how he drinks it on the treadmill. This leads them into discussing which Olympic events Bert thinks he can beat Warren Sapp in. They discuss different brands of peanut butter, and experiment mixing two together. They then try to see how many U.S. presidents they can name, and call Kevin Christy for confirmation. Talking to a smart person leads them to discuss their favorite books, and Bert explains why dumb people shouldn't read. They also discuss Bert's sleep apnea, and give Dr. Drew a call to see if he can get Bert a sleep apnea mask.

Aug 17, 2020
Ep. 42 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
01:30:53

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Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer start off this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave by discussing Bert's want for a British hype man. Tom then plays a clip of LeeAnn finding out about Bert's barehanded wiping for him, before discussing that their friends, including Joe Rogan and Joey Diaz, are moving. The bears brainstorm where they would like to move. Bert also talks about his best parlor tricks and gambling with Daniel Tosh. They then look at an article on the best rappers over 40 which leads them into discussing the Cam'Ron and Faizon Love beef. They wrap the show up with a three-way call between the bears, Russell Peters, and Faizon Love to discuss the beef.

Aug 10, 2020
Ep. 41 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
01:15:25

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Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer start off this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave by discussing how Bert's perfected day drinking. They discuss their current favorite reality shows, and Tom shares a cool video of an Ed Asner look-a-like with Bert. They give an update about their podcast with Warren Sapp, discuss the Ellen DeGeneres controversy, as well as their favorite Snoop Dogg hairstyles. They also play a game in which they decide which of the world's richest women they'd date.

Aug 03, 2020
Ep. 40 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
01:35:35

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Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer start off this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave by calling NFL Hall of Famer Warren Sapp. Warren suggests that the Bears and him start a podcast. Tom and Bert then discuss their excitement over the idea and what guests they would like to have on. Bert tells stories about Christian Okoye and Big Jay Oakerson, and then the two of them analyze Tracy Morgan ESPN video game commercials. They also discuss building home gyms, and Tom shares a story about Jennifer Aniston which leads to the hardest laughter ever on the show.

Jul 27, 2020
Ep. 39 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
01:29:55

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Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer start off this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave by discussing Bert's drinking the night before, during which he sent text messages to Tom and Nadav about the 1972 Miami Dolphins. This prompts a conversation about the best NFL teams of all time. They then discuss Shaq and Charles Barkley's bench press contest, Charles Haley, Nick Cannon's recent controversy, Will and Jada Pinkett Smith's Red Table Talk, the celebrity "Responsibility" video, and what celebrities Bert is more famous than.

Jul 20, 2020
Ep. 38 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
01:08:25

On this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer discuss Bert's recent drive-in movie theater tour, wiping barehanded, and Bert's foot race with his tour bus driver, Ron. Bert also reveals that he has started eating ice cream. A lot of ice cream. Tom and Bert then look at a Amazon review for Kool-Aid written by a fan, and Tom reveals new Kool-Aid inspired merch!

Jul 13, 2020
Ep. 37 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
01:35:16

Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer start off this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave by eating Krispy Kreme donuts. They give Russell Peters a call to discuss Hinduism, which Bert is interested in possibly joining. They also discuss how often they brush their teeth, celebrities with fake teeth and fake hair, planking, Trinidad James, and Bert's daily caloric intake. Bert and Nadav also talk out their differences.

Jul 06, 2020
Ep. 36 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
01:02:21

Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer start off this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave by discussing why they would make a good couple, and Bert pitches a new show idea. They give Nikki Glaser a call to run the idea by her. Bert also reveals how much Kool-Aid he consumes in a day. The bears also taste test various sodas, talk about their favorite sneakers, and explore new religions.

Jun 29, 2020
Ep. 35 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
01:36:31

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Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer start off this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave by discussing Wild 'n Out and 85 South, two of Bert's favorite new discoveries. They discuss lame agents, managers, and execs; how Cowhead survived coronavirus; lifestyle comedians; Oklahoma State football coach Mike Gundy; Denzel Washington, Lil Wayne, and Morgan Freeman's comments on racism, and the pronunciation of "nightmare." Spoiler alert: Bert's been saying it wrong. They also talk about some of the top news stories such as the new anti-discrimination law passed by the Supreme Court, Nicki Minaj and Tekashi 6ix9ine's music video, the rising number of coronavirus cases, and Howard Stern's recent backlash. They wrap up this episode by answering Bert's would you rather question: Would you rather dunk, play scratch golf, run an ultra marathon or be able to hit a home run off a major league pitcher?

Jun 22, 2020
Ep. 34 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
01:17:10

Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer start off this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave by discussing their hair loss and weight gain over the years. Tom shares YMH All-Star Robert Paul Champagne's cool new content with Bert. Then Bert breaks down his new favorite commercial. They also discuss losing their virginity, decaf coffee, men's wigs, 85 South, and UTIs. Also, the 2 Bears baseball caps are available sooner than you think!

Jun 15, 2020
Ep. 33 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
01:24:02

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Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer start off this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave by to rebrand the infamous hashtag coined by Tom all those years ago. Tom suggests three new options to replace it. They also discuss Bert's most recent discovery: Nadav has red hair! Who knew? Tom shares a story of touring Dr. Dre's old house, which leads Bert to pitch a show in which they would tour celebrity houses and guess whose it is. They talk to Taran from Taran Tactical on the phone about gun laws in various states. The Bears also discuss Lance Armstrong, Bert's upcoming drive-in movie theater tour, and sign language interpreters.

Jun 08, 2020
Ep. 32 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
01:22:06

On this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer discuss the viral "Karen in Central Park" video, Jimmy Fallon's blackface controversy, the best Superbowl teams, and if they would take on Jason Bateman as a lover. The bears also take calls from Ari Shaffir and Whitney Cummings to have them weigh in on these topics.

Jun 01, 2020
Ep. 31 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
01:35:50

Bert Kreischer and Tom Segura are back in the cave once again. Bert has a new perspective on Karl Malone. Tom and Bert then start going doing lists to see which alt comics don't know them, which leads them to a more fun conversation on which black comedians don't know them. We even call up black expert Neal Brennan to weigh in! We find out Tom’s experience driving a McLaren after he gives the Kreischer girls a ride. We then get into the discussion of fighting and each of the bears have their own technique. Tom is really aching to cause damage to someone. Will anybody volunteer? Plus, reactions to more of your comments and memes!

May 25, 2020
Ep. 30 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
01:22:40

On this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer discuss Michael Jordan and "The Last Dance" documentary, dipping, and seeing Nirvana in concert. Bert issues an apology to people struggling with addiction, and the two of them debate the greatest all-time college football teams. Who's in YOUR top five? Let us know in the comment section below!

May 18, 2020
Ep. 29 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
01:30:18

On this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer discuss Adele's weight loss, Bert's sober days, and college pranks. Tom shares the infamous "1 Man, 1 Jar " video with Bert. They also call Dr. Drew to discuss the possibility of nicotine fighting Coronavirus. The two of them wrap up by eating the world hottest pork rind. What's the spiciest thing YOU'VE eaten? Let us know in the comment section below!

May 11, 2020
Ep. 28 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
01:24:22

On this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer discuss Bert's sobriety, the period of time in which people became attractive, and what the two of them are going to do after the quarantine is over. The two of them talk to Ryan Sickler, Dr. Drew Pinsky, and Joey Diaz on the phone. Tom also shares Norman Summerton's poutine video with Bert. What do YOU like on YOUR poutine? Let us know in the comment section below!

May 04, 2020
Ep. 27 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
01:32:51

In this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer discuss vulgar tweets, how their parents differ, and music they hate. They also take a look at Bert's surprise birthday video for Tom. What's the best present YOU'VE ever been given?

Apr 27, 2020
Ep. 26 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
01:27:34

In this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave, Bert Kreischer decides he's going to try to listen. Does he succeed? Tom Segura tells him about getting blacked out, playing football, and getting into stand-up. Bert shares stories about browning in his pants. Tom then calls Dr. Drew and asks about Bert's health. Tom and Bert wrap up by sharing what they learned about each other this episode. When was the last time YOU browned in your pants? Let us know in the comment section below!

Apr 20, 2020
Ep. 25 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
01:58:48

In this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer discuss how they're spending the quarantine, Bert's weight gain, and Drake. Bert graces us with his singing and freestyle abilities, and discusses his Adam Sandler interview mishap. The bears also talk to comedian Ian Bagg, 90 Day Fiance producer Dan Adler, and sports analyst Pat McAfee. How are YOU passing time during the quarantine? Let us know in the comment section below!

Apr 13, 2020
Ep. 24 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
01:31:56

The 2 Bears Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer are back in the cave this week and it's a real special one. It starts off with Bert showing off his latest homage to Wood on social media. Is he good enough at photoshop to keep people from reversing what he put up? We then get into Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard, alleged slander on Sean William Scott, smearing brown on your significant other's nose, and some amazing raps written by Bert and performed by Tom. Wow.

Apr 06, 2020
Ep. 23 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
01:35:14

The 2 Bears are back in the Cave this week for ANOTHER extra episode to help you stay safe at home! First, remember to check out Bert Kreischer's special "Hey Big Boy" and Tom Segura's special "Ball Hog" on Netflix now!

The bears start off with sharing a drinking game someone made on Bert's podcast habbits called "Bertus Interruptus." Can you survive it? Then Tom shares his story behind his new "Wash Your Hands" merch and the story of contacting the widow of the famed "Wood" who most of you have seen via text messages.

Bert talks about his recent trip to the dentist and how much of an emergency his root canal was. He was sleeping with RAW ONIONS in his mouth! All new teeth for Berty Boy? Then Tom and Bert trade stories about getting fired (which makes Bert LOSE CONTROL) , sleeping around in their early days, and how good Bert is at listening/acting.

Mar 30, 2020
Ep. 22 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
01:21:13

It's wild times, but the bears are back together in the cave! This time to celebrate Tom Segura's new Netflix special "Ball Hog!" With the current state of the world, Tom had to cancel all of the press he was going to do to promote it, so his best friend/bear Bert Kreischer steps in to try and recreate all the different interviews he would have had to do! What would Stephen Colbert have asked? What about Jimmy Fallon? Bert also gets into a fun story or two about beefing with black twitter over a hashtag, and how Desus and Miro were involved.

Mar 23, 2020
Ep. 21 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
01:27:12

The two bears, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer, reunite in the cave today to celebrate Bert's new Stand-Up Netflix special "Hey Big Boy" that becomes available to watch on Netflix March 17, 2020 on St. Patrick's Day! We first get into seeing exactly how much worse Bert looks now from when he taped his special (3-ish months apart). It's WILD. We get into both tom and Bert doing press for their upcoming specials (Tom's "Ball Hog" comes out March 24, 2020). They discuss writing material, how great Andrew Schulz's way of making content is, strip club stories, Ian Bagg stories, and a cool video where some guy found a baby CRAWLING ON THE HIGHWAY.

Mar 16, 2020
Ep. 20 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
01:36:37

On this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave Tom Segura surprises Bert Kreischer by having the Stanley Cup brought into the studio and they learn about its history together! The two of them also revisit the idea of becoming dandies. The question "what is the youngest age you would date" is also explored. What's the youngest you would go?

Mar 02, 2020
Ep. 19 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
01:47:26

The 2 Bears, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer are back in their 1 Cave today. Bert just got off the road, how is he doing? Tom and Bert are starting to realize they have no hobbies, so they start to entertain the idea of starting one. Will Bert become a Dandy? Will Bert buy a car on the podcast? These are all hobbies discussed. Plus, Tom and Bert look into joining a secret society.

Feb 17, 2020
Ep. 18 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
01:30:55

The 2 Bears, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer are back in their 1 Cave! First we must discuss, what could be breaking news: Bert had a heart attack last night?! TMZ is trying to confirm! Then, Tom and Bert discuss the Ari Shaffir tweet about Kobe Bryant. Then we get on to the Super Bowl half time show! Jennifer Lopez and Shakira look absolutely incredible! Which one would you rather fill up?? LeeAnn got a text about Caronavirus from Christina that she forwarded to half her phone book and kids. Always check the link before forwarding to other people! Bert celebrates Chinese New Year and we get more impressions from Bert. Tom and Bert then debate the pros and cons of early morning drinking before flights.

Feb 03, 2020
Ep. 17 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
01:26:41

In this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer discuss things they learned from their fathers, their feelings about over emotional people, and their new weight loss challenge. Tom also shares a cool story about about a guy who was not nice to his mom. What did YOU learn from your dad? Who do YOU think will win this weight loss challenge?

Jan 20, 2020
Ep. 16 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
01:16:36

What do the 2 Bears get up to in the cave this week? First, Tom and Bert show off hats that they're not sure if they can sell or not, but if guys like them, we'll figure something out! Then we get on the subject of Tom's new found love for speaking Spanish on podcasts! Is it all a rouse? What's the ACTUAL reason? Bert has some ideas! Bert then tells us about his spiritual healer. They also discuss their love of 50 Cent and how incredibly funny he is. Bert then starts to make some interesting observations: he thinks Christina P is the mastermind behind all the Bert-shaming that's been going on for years! is it true? Let us know in the comments!

Jan 06, 2020
Ep. 15 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
01:22:38

Bert Kreischer is burning his mouth on an Uncrustable while Tom Segura laughs. That’s how this episode of 2 Bears 1 Cave begins. The only way to follow that is with a history lesson. Plus, we find out about Tom’s parenting misstep and about what a miracle Bert’s kids are alive and haven’t been taken away. There’s a quick call from Joey Diaz and the Bears reminisce about Bert’s old sex show.

Dec 23, 2019
Ep. 14 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
01:31:35

Today, on 2 Bears 1 Cave, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer talk about what they’re thankful for. After Tom’s “Toast” video with Sam Adams dropped, it got the Bears to thinking about what they should give thanks for this holiday season. We get a sample of Bert’s award winning impressions, interactions with alcoholics and some wild stories about “apologies.”

Dec 09, 2019
Ep. 13 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2 w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
01:07:21

On today's 2 Bears 1 Cave the music video that shook the internet to it's core is first seen by Bert Kreischer. This episode was recorded right as Tom Segura dropped his legendary music video and we get Bert's first reaction to seeing it for the first time. Plus, Tom has just shot his NETFLIX special as Bert is gearing up to shoot his.

Nov 25, 2019
Ep. 12 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2 w/ Bert & LeeAnn Kreischer
01:20:17

This week on 2 Bears 1 Cave, Tom Segura is still on his Euro-tour and couldn't attend this recording. However, Bert Kreischer brought Mama-Bear LeeAnn. If you thought Bert was safe from being checked for an hour straight just because Tom wasn't there, GUESS AGAIN. We first get into Bert's recent weight loss. He actually legit looks good, but everyone (including himself) knows it won't last too long. We get into the inner working of Bert and LeeAnn's marriage. What would Widow-Bert and Widow-LeeAnn's lives look like? Does Bert have a "condition" he's not telling us about? We then get into what exactly IS and IS NOT cheating on your spouse, we give Tom a call, we get into Louis CK's tour email, and more!

Nov 11, 2019
Ep. 11 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2 w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
01:03:14

Tom Segura is appearing from Europe via hologram and Bert Kreischer is very down in weight! It's 2 Bears 1 Cave! Do you have wild hiking thoughts? Is making out cheating? These questions and more are answered. Plus, an appearance by Whitney Cummings after a "viewing" sparks some questions. Bert and Tom talk about So Over October with Christina P and LeeAnn Kreischer, and we ask "Who cooks ONE egg?"

Oct 28, 2019
Ep. 10 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2 w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
53:54

Now you can text both Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer on the "Community" app! Just like Sebastian and Ashton Kutcher and your other favorite celebrities. The Bears reminisce about some awkward moments of charity. We learn about Bert and LeeAnn's first date, plus Jet Skis to Catalina, flying planes and Corvettes.

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Oct 22, 2019
Ep. 09 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2 w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
01:17:40

The 2 Bears are back in the 1 Cave and Sober October is almost at the half way point. The wheels are coming off in some ways and we find out if Bert's family would be sad if he left us. Did you know you can text P. Diddy and other celebrities now? We put it to the test. Plus Spear Fishing, Private Jets and is Bert the Master of Impressions?

Oct 14, 2019
Ep. 08 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2 w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
01:08:11

Sober October has begun and Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer are both handling the 1st week differently. Bert talks about flying sober and has a reminder about flying with Ric Flair. Tom has been having a lot of fun at the range - John Wick style. After WHOOP readings there is a small distraction looking at pretty women, then Bert calls Dr. Drew for a medical related question. Dr. Drew gives his insights into Bert's "sobriety" and the Ari Shaffir situation.

Oct 07, 2019
Ep. 07 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2 w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
01:26:08

Greg Louganis hates Bert Kreischer. Tom Segura gets the scoop from Bert as he rehashes his time on reality TV show "Reality Bites Back." The conversation shifts to one of the cast members on Bert's season who created the craziest comedy class in all of history, so crazy that it caused Doug Stanhope to write an eviscerating blog about it. Tom and Bert need to settle a bet so they call their wives. Uncrustables make an appearance and Bert has an interesting way of describing their taste. Dave Chappelle's special gets discussed and Tom and Bert make gifs for you.

Sep 30, 2019
Ep. 06 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2 w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
01:06:59

The show begins with Bert recapping his weekend in Atlantic City, NJ after riding his bike there from Philadelphia, PA. This episode also has a "special" appearance from both wives, Christina P and LeeAnn. Plus, a brand new challenge that will assuredly sweep the internet.

Sep 16, 2019
Ep. 05 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
01:18:35

It's the dance video that has swept the nation and warmed the hearts of everyone. Everyone except one of the two bears. Tom Segura confronts Bert Kreischer about what he REALLY thought about his dance video and his plans for a rebuttal. Is a "Dance-Off" going down in the cave in the future?? Plus, there was an overwhelming amount of theme song submissions, the Bears listen to a few and decide on what the winner will be. A special bet is in play, Dave Chappelle's special is discussed and a very special animation submission are all inside the cave this week!

Sep 02, 2019
Ep. 04 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2 w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
01:30:57

Between Tom and Bert, who do you think has dated a more "diverse" group of women? This brings both Bears to share intimate sexy stories about their wives. Who would you pick for Tom and Bert's second wives? Both have somewhat of an idea and we even hear about Bert's "coma fantasy." Tentacle stuff, Down-Blousing and Bert as a Politician? It's all inside The Cave!

Aug 19, 2019
Ep. 03 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
01:22:18

The Bears are back in the cave and Bert just got back from Bali just in time to see his career implode! Tom and Bert also discuss there show "Buzzed" that never saw the light of day, even though it was so much fun. The traveling has been extensive for these two, and Bert also recaps his trip to Australia where audiences clamored to meet the fattest working comedian today. Fun stories are told as always, ranging from topics like Sober October, Louis CK, Road Dawgs and non-offensive Buddhist symbols!

Aug 05, 2019
Ep. 02 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
01:14:36

Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer are back for Episode 2 of 2 BEARS 1 CAVE! The two best friends get right into the stories, discussing Ralphie May, Joy Koy, Greg Giraldo and Jim Norton. Plus, Tom recaps all of his Theo trolling from the past few months. Who would be at the ultimate comedian slumber party? Bert's daughter is starting to drive, which is getting dicey, and everything wraps up in a strip club.

Jul 15, 2019
Ep. 01 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
01:16:35

It's the debut of the biggest Super Podcast to date! 2 BEARS 1 CAVE! Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer have joined forces inside the YMH studios to get together as best friends and talk about anything and everything! Tom and Bert compare themselves to other duos, and some unsavory characters from WW2! It's the morning time, will Bert have a drink? How about once Hannah appears? She seems to have inside knowledge on Bert's vices. Once things get underway the stories start flowing, touching on topics like reality vs Instagram, shooting specials and drinking! Some tea is spilled and some laughs are had. It's the very FIRST 2 Bears 1 Cave!

Jul 01, 2019
2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer Intro
01:12

A brand new podcast is coming out of YMH Studios with Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer! Don't forget to rate, review, and subscribe!

Jun 11, 2019