Never Thought I'd Say This

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Fuller House star and mother of two Jodie Sweetin and her best friend, life coach Celia Behar, hilariously tackle parenting taboos by sharing war stories from the frontlines of single motherhood, talking to special guests about the issues all parents face in 2019, and giving unfiltered advice to listeners.

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24: You Get The Jizz Of It
It’s the final episode of Season One (don’t worry, we’ll be back soon)! Jodie and Celia cover such topics as binge eating at Harry Potter World (and inappropriate places to stick magic wands), the end of Fuller House, kids’ anxiety about their parents’ finances, screaming dispatches from the shower, and a special announcement! (And yes – obviously they go off the rails 100+ times.)   Merch: Instagram: @neverthoughtidsaythis ( Facebook: @neverthoughtidsaythis ( Email:
Dec 18, 2019
23: A Sprinkle of F*cks
Jodie and Celia do a post-Halloween wrap-up of their last year trick-or-treating with all of their girls (the older ones are VERY ready to ditch their moms). They then debrief on a fancy night out in which they both had extreme wardrobe malfunctions, and discuss how they handle their kids fighting with each other (spoiler alert: accept when your own kid is being a dick). Merch: Instagram: @neverthoughtidsaythis ( Facebook: @neverthoughtidsaythis ( Email:
Dec 11, 2019
22: OMG, Your Cat's On Fire (With Jeff Serber)
Jodie and Celia sit down with their good friend and security expert, Jeff Serber, to discuss how to keep your kids (and yourself) safe online. Jeff breaks down just how easy it is for someone to find your kid in the real world from their online profiles (yes – even if they are set to “private”), explains how to teach kids to set hard boundaries with adults that make them uncomfortable, and, naturally, uncovers that Celia’s upcoming Tinder date is a sex offender. Merch: Instagram: @neverthoughtidsaythis ( Facebook: @neverthoughtidsaythis ( Email:
Dec 04, 2019
21: Why Am I Here? (With Janice Sweetin)
Celia and Jodie welcome a very special guest to the show this week: Jodie's mom, Janice Sweetin! Janice shares the parenting wisdom she learned raising Jodie, talks about how different it is raising kids today, and gives Celia dating advice (yes, she's swiped for Celia on Tinder).  Merch: Instagram: @neverthoughtidsaythis ( Facebook: @neverthoughtidsaythis ( Email:
Nov 27, 2019
20: Bastards Are Out
Celia tells Jodie how she used her daughter to get her out of a bad date, which opens up a discussion about when it is OK to lie (especially as a girl/woman in order to stay safe), and how to explain the difference to your kids. Then, Jodie reveals how she once got Celia out of a hilariously terrible date. Just bad dates all around. Merch: Instagram: @neverthoughtidsaythis ( Facebook: @neverthoughtidsaythis ( Email:
Nov 20, 2019
19: It's a 2319! With Debbie Matenopoulos
Jodie, Celia, and Debbie Matenopoulos get even more real than usual on the podcast today! They discuss how necessary it is to lie to your own children sometimes (did you know they'll send four-year-olds to jail?!), how hard it is not to raise an entitled child, and when to admit to your kids that you were wrong. Plus, Debbie shares some hilarious quotes from moms hanging on by a thread.  Merch: Instagram: @neverthoughtidsaythis ( Facebook: @neverthoughtidsaythis ( Email:
Nov 13, 2019
18: The Dung Beetle Incident (With Jill Trinchero)
Jodie and Celia talk to Jill Trinchero, founder and CEO of an edible cannabis snack company, about being a business-owner and cannabis advocate while also being a mom. Celia shares how cannabis helped her through postpartum depression, and Jodie weighs in on the social stigma of cannabis as a sober, objective observer. And somehow, there’s a lot of discussion about dung beetles and vaudeville to go along with it. Merch: Instagram: @neverthoughtidsaythis ( Facebook: @neverthoughtidsaythis ( Email: Find Jill on Instagram: @sdksnacks ( @mellowoutmama ( @sdklife (
Nov 06, 2019
17: People'd Out
Jodie and Celia talk all things birthday parties! Jodie hosts 10 little girls at her house for Bea’s birthday sleepover, and Celia has Lulu’s party at a roller rink. Naturally, chaos ensues – Jodie gets in a fight in the parking lot, Celia cries in a corner, and more. Merch: Instagram: @neverthoughtidsaythis ( Facebook: @neverthoughtidsaythis ( Email:
Oct 30, 2019
16: Belly Button Nipples
In this episode, Jodie and Celia tackle the often controversial topic of kids using "grown-up words" - where and when they're ok to use, and how to navigate the issue as parents who use A LOT of grown-up words themselves. Merch: Instagram: @neverthoughtidsaythis ( Facebook: @neverthoughtidsaythis ( Email:
Oct 23, 2019
15: Jesus Loves A Good Trampoline (With Marriage & Martinis)
Jodie and Celia are joined by Danielle and Adam of the podcast Marriage & Martinis this week! The ladies talk to their first married couple guests about "disciplining" their children (they know they’re not supposed to use that word – they don’t care) and the different methods they all use. Including putting a toddler on a Target shelf for a time out. Merch: Instagram: @neverthoughtidsaythis ( Facebook: @neverthoughtidsaythis ( Email:
Oct 16, 2019
14: Low Hanging Fruit With John Brotherton
Jodie and Celia have their first dad on the podcast – John Brotherton! They discuss how conventional beauty standards are already affecting their young daughters, and the father-daughter dynamic from childhood to adulthood. Then Celia gives advice for how dads can best deal with their daughters’ insecurities and first heartbreaks. Instagram: @neverthoughtidsaythis ( Facebook: @neverthoughtidsaythis ( Email:
Oct 09, 2019
13: Raise One Less Asshole (With Good Moms Bad Choices)
Jodie and Celia talk to Erica and Milah of the Good Moms Bad Choices podcast about raising kids in a racially charged society, how to be an ally, and dating dealbreakers. Instagram: @neverthoughtidsaythis ( Facebook: @neverthoughtidsaythis ( Email:
Oct 02, 2019
12: Burn It Down
Jodie tells a horrific tale of lice overtaking the entire family. Celia loses her shit. Bea still wants Menchie's. Instagram: @neverthoughtidsaythis ( Facebook: @neverthoughtidsaythis ( Email:
Sep 25, 2019
11: Boobies, Periods, and Vaginas With Chudney Ross
Jodie, Celia, and their friend Chudney Ross talk about squeamish dads, losing their kids in public places, sibling dynamics, and – of course – boobies, periods, and vaginas. Instagram: @neverthoughtidsaythis ( Facebook: @neverthoughtidsaythis ( Twitter: @ineverthoughtid ( Email:
Sep 18, 2019
10: Adoption And Asian Jews With Karen Rothstein
Jodie, Celia, and fellow single mama Karen Rothstein talk all things adoption! Jodie and Karen share their own unique adoption stories, Celia's daughters start a trend of putting Paw Patrol tattoos on their private parts, and the ladies share a boozy Fail Main submission. Instagram: @neverthoughtidsaythis ( Facebook: @neverthoughtidsaythis ( Twitter: @ineverthoughtid ( Email:
Sep 11, 2019
9: Isro With Lynsey Addario
Jodie and Celia talk to Pulitzer Prize winning photojournalist Lynsey Addario about being a working mom - which in Lynsey's case involves being pregnant in war zones. Plus, the ladies risk losing their four male listeners by sharing menstrual cup horror stories. Instagram: @neverthoughtidsaythis ( Facebook: @neverthoughtidsaythis ( Twitter: @ineverthoughtid ( Email:
Sep 04, 2019
8: Full Blown Job
The ladies discuss teaching their kids internet literacy (and not to Google their parents), Jodie’s side hustle as a literary icon, and the special kind of hell that is a 3 hour school play. Instagram: @neverthoughtidsaythis ( Facebook: @neverthoughtidsaythis ( Twitter: @ineverthoughtid ( Email:
Aug 28, 2019
7: Tossing Salads And More! With Andrea Barber
Jodie and Celia talk to special guest Andrea Barber about what it's like to parent a teenage (!) boy (!!), and the three ladies discuss helping kids through puberty. Later, things go off the rails when Jodie and Celia have to explain to Andrea what it means to toss someone's salad. Instagram: @neverthoughtidsaythis ( Facebook: @neverthoughtidsaythis ( Twitter: @ineverthoughtid ( Email:
Aug 21, 2019
6: Sometimes You Feel Like A Nut, Sometimes You Don't
Jodie and Celia, fresh off an experience where one of their daughters tells the other's daughter about abortion, discuss the importance of talking to your kids about the tough stuff before they get misinformation. Then they share some of the misinformation they got as kids (testicles are involved). Instagram: @neverthoughtidsaythis ( Facebook: @neverthoughtidsaythis ( Twitter: @ineverthoughtid ( Email:
Aug 14, 2019
5: I'm A Girl Scout, Wooo!
Join Jodie and Celia for a conversation that ranges from killing your kids' creativity, challenging them to fights, losing it at them in front of religious neighbors, and of course, "crotch fires." (We can't make this stuff up.) Instagram: @neverthoughtidsaythis ( Facebook: @neverthoughtidsaythis ( Twitter: @ineverthoughtid ( Email:
Aug 07, 2019
4: Gramps Has A Ponytail
Jodie and Celia discuss those awkward first conversations about sex...when the kids know a little too much. Then, a dramatic reading of a very special and disturbing children's book written by...Celia's mother. Instagram: @neverthoughtidsaythis ( Facebook: @neverthoughtidsaythis ( Twitter: @ineverthoughtid ( Email:
Jul 31, 2019
3: Finsta?! With Melissa Gisoni
Jodie, Celia, and Melissa chat all things social media: finding their kids' secret accounts, dealing with online bullying, and experiencing how parents can get sucked in themselves. Plus, Jodie comes clean about a Nutella theft. Instagram: @neverthoughtidsaythis ( Facebook: @neverthoughtidsaythis ( Twitter: @ineverthoughtid ( Email:
Jul 24, 2019
2: Don't Touch My Nipples! With Christine Lakin
Jodie and Celia talk with Christine Lakin about respecting kids' physical boundaries, kids respecting each other's physical boundaries (or not), and how apparently Celia was the worst pregnant person ever according to her daughter. Instagram: @neverthoughtidsaythis ( Facebook: @neverthoughtidsaythis ( Twitter: @ineverthoughtid ( Email:
Jul 17, 2019
1: Trauma Bonded
Welcome to NTIST! In this episode, the ladies discuss how they became friends and what they've done recently that's gonna come up in their kids' future therapy sessions.  Instagram: @neverthoughtidsaythis ( Facebook: @neverthoughtidsaythis ( Twitter: @ineverthoughtid ( Email:
Jul 10, 2019
Introducing Never Thought I'd Say This
Welcome to Never Thought I'd Say This, an unfiltered parenting podcast from Jodie Sweetin and Celia Behar! Episodes will be available every Wednesday starting on July 10, 2019.
Jun 19, 2019