Trust Me, I'm a Lawyer
By #trustmeimalawyer
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Crime, politics, religion and all the other things you aren't supposed to speak of at the dinner table, and it's all true, because, trust me, I'm a lawyer. #trustmeimalawyer
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Your vote will send celebrities to jail, aren't you ashamed?
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Nov 07, 2024 |
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Ice Cube and Hillary Clinton explains the first amendment
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Sep 24, 2024 |
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Why is the army of Islam coming across our southern border?
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Nov 12, 2023 |
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The Israel Hamas situation is not what we're being told
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Oct 13, 2023 |
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Andrew Tate didn’t kill himself 3
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Jan 25, 2023 |
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Andrew Tate didn’t kill himself, pt 2
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Jan 18, 2023 |
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Andrew Tate didn’t kill himself, Pt. 1
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Jan 11, 2023 |
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Went to bed on NYE 2022, woke up on new year’s day, 2020.
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Jan 04, 2023 |
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Special guest the Leftist Lawyer skewers the constitution.
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Dec 28, 2022 |
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We proved Covid was a bioweapon in March, 2020, here is the rebroadcast.
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Dec 21, 2022 |
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Brittney Griner, free at last, free at last, free at last! Elon and lies
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Dec 14, 2022 |
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Twitter, Elon, Woods, Trump, the FBI, oh my!
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Dec 07, 2022 |
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Alyssa Milano, Trump and Ye, LGBTQ bar attacks, what are they hiding?
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Nov 30, 2022 |
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I predict the next pandemic with the help of Klaus Schwab and the G20
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Nov 23, 2022 |
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Fetterman, 2024!
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Nov 16, 2022 |
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Lottery results in one day, but election counts take weeks?
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Nov 09, 2022 |
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Paul Pelosi's Prurient Proclivities
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Nov 02, 2022 |
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Biden Sees Dead People
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Oct 26, 2022 |
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Boston University Creates A New Variant with An 80% Fatality Rate
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Oct 19, 2022 |
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Biden’s Inflation, Biden’s War on the People, Biden’s Armageddon?
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Oct 12, 2022 |
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Biden and Kamala Continue to Reap Division Over Hurricane Ian
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Oct 05, 2022 |
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Run over and kill a Republican, get a prize!
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Sep 28, 2022 |
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Biden announces Pandemic is over!
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Sep 21, 2022 |
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Skynet Becomes Self Aware
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Sep 14, 2022 |
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Yes, special Master.
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Sep 07, 2022 |
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A one year retrospective on Afghanistan
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Aug 31, 2022 |
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Fauci Farewell
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Aug 24, 2022 |
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The Mar a Lago raid would have made Stalin proud
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Aug 17, 2022 |
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Brittney Griner must be returned! The WNBA is literally losing dozens of dollars!
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Aug 08, 2022 |
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Cold November Rain
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Aug 03, 2022 |
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Is it right vs. left, or something far more sinister.
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Jul 28, 2022 |
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400 cops at Uvalde? Germany falls. 40 percent inflation and what is in store for November.
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Jul 20, 2022 |
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The Disaster manager of New York City issues directions for what to do in a nuclear attack.
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Jul 13, 2022 |
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What do Robert Crimo and Salvador Ramos have in common?
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Jul 06, 2022 |
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Uvalde police are mighty brave when it comes to arresting parents and the press, not so much when it comes to child murderers.
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Jun 29, 2022 |
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Parents were held outside cuffed, forced to listen as Salvador Ramos massacred their children, and the police did nothing.
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Jun 22, 2022 |
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Who or what was Salvador Ramos, really?
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Jun 15, 2022 |
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Uvalde story keeps changing, and a sinister fact pattern emerges.
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Jun 08, 2022 |
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Something stinks in Uvalde
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Jun 01, 2022 |
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Midterm Pox, err, Monkey Pox, the WHO put boots on our ground and you!
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May 25, 2022 |
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Starve the babies, control the people.
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May 18, 2022 |
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Moloch worshipping baby killers take over the government.
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May 11, 2022 |
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Why you burn down all the food plants O’Brandon?
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May 04, 2022 |
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Toxic Femininity
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Apr 27, 2022 |
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Gay robots attack Dallas!
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Apr 20, 2022 |
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Hunter Biden did not kill himself.
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Apr 13, 2022 |
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Disney wants to trans your kids, and we have the tapes to prove it.
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Apr 06, 2022 |
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Tax the rich, and feed no one!
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Mar 30, 2022 |
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We finally find out what the vax really does, and one of the effects is DEATH.
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Mar 23, 2022 |
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Why is gas in Russia 1.48 a gallon? Who are we sanctioning here?
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Mar 16, 2022 |
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What if Putin is right?
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Mar 09, 2022 |
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Putin wants Ukraine, Biden wants WW III, Anonymous tries to stop it.
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Mar 02, 2022 |
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Kamala has spoken, energy prices are about to skyrocket, we explain why the Ukraine isn’t really to blame and how this is all self inflicted
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Feb 23, 2022 |
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Hillary Clinton should be headed to prison over the newest evidence, but no one will tell you that.
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Feb 16, 2022 |
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Senator Ron Johnson goes after Fauci over a 9900% increase in serious side effects in the military, and Google cancels him.
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Feb 09, 2022 |
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Canada truckers got themselves a convoy and Biden says “No dogs, no men, no whites” for the Supreme Court.
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Feb 02, 2022 |
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It started with Afghanistan, it then moves through Ukraine, Taiwan, El Salvador and Venezuela and ends in World War 3.
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Jan 26, 2022 |
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Texas Congregation Beth Israel synagogue attacked. If a media narrative crashes and no one cares to hear it does it make a sound?
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Jan 19, 2022 |
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January 6 2021, according to Kamala Harris, a day more infamous than Pearl Harbor and 9-11.
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Jan 12, 2022 |
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New York’s House Bill a416, will they arrest Ronald McDonald and Spider Man or just anyone the governor doesn’t like?
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Jan 05, 2022 |
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2021 in retrospect.
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Dec 29, 2021 |
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The Christmas show
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Dec 22, 2021 |
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The American Redoubt
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Dec 15, 2021 |
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It came from Omicron Persei 8
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Dec 08, 2021 |
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You call yourself a Christian, yet you vote Democrat?
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Dec 01, 2021 |
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A terrorist is as a terrorist does. BLM, ANTIFA and you.
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Nov 24, 2021 |
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The Kyle Rittenhouse trial is examined by a 20+ year veteran of criminal defense.
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Nov 17, 2021 |
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Ashley Biden showers with her dad?!? We won Virginia? Mileage tax? Oh, and the new infrastructure bill will kill us all.
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Nov 10, 2021 |
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Disaster by Design, Pt. 6 “Once is happenstance, twice is coincidence, three times is enemy action.”
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Nov 03, 2021 |
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Our Halloween show! What is scarier than the government taking all of your money while you starve with an effective tax rate over 100%?
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Oct 27, 2021 |
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Chain chain chain, supply chain of fools.
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Oct 22, 2021 |
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Lets go Brandon! Your first amendment is gone.
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Oct 13, 2021 |
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The baby killing sandwich makers are revolting
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Oct 07, 2021 |
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Every mile you drive, he’ll be taxing you! What is horrifying and hiding in the infrastructure bill part 1.
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Sep 29, 2021 |
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What is wrong with these doctors and nurses, why are they refusing to get vaccinated?
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Sep 22, 2021 |
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Would Nero have eaten ice cream while Rome burned?
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Sep 15, 2021 |
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Texas solves its California immigration problem by outlawing abortion and arming everyone.
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Sep 08, 2021 |
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A conversation with Biden while the world burns, then he takes a victory lap on his Rascal!
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Sep 02, 2021 |
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Bob Ross vs. Joe Biden, Afghanistan
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Aug 25, 2021 |
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Biden’s paranoid world, where everyone is a terrorist, except the Taliban.
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Aug 18, 2021 |
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Miss Connecticut, say it isn’t so, or at least tell us how much you charge.
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Aug 11, 2021 |
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If you think Covid Delta is bad, with until you get a load of Covid Zeta!
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Aug 04, 2021 |
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Neurodiversity, crazy people and you, you bigot.
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Jul 28, 2021 |
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Crybaby Democrats flee Texas on a fleet of private jets.
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Jul 21, 2021 |
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If you can read this, you're a racist.
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Jul 14, 2021 |
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We told you so.
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Jul 07, 2021 |
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Elizabeth Warren wants your comic books and vintage Jordans, and is willing to kill you to get them.
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Jun 30, 2021 |
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Victoria's secret gets woke and ensures that you will definitely go blind if you don't stop that.
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Jun 23, 2021 |
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Critical Race Theory, the woke concept so dumb its title has 2 oxymorons.
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Jun 16, 2021 |
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Sexual consent laws, guilty until proven innocent. You must be joking.
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Jun 09, 2021 |
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The Evil Lawyer’s Guide to, um marriage?
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Jun 02, 2021 |
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Is that a probe in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me.
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May 26, 2021 |
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As fast as he’s unraveling our nation should we still call him “Slow Joe”?
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May 19, 2021 |
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Tinder Terrorism
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May 12, 2021 |
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Can you still get life for a few grams of marijuana in Texas? Yep, we’re talking about the Devil’s lettuce, AKA marijuana.
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May 05, 2021 |
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You think Carter was bad, Biden slurs “hold my ensure” and crashes the whole economy.
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Apr 28, 2021 |
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SAY HIS NAME!!! Um, I can’t pronounce it. SAY HIS NAME!!!! Like I said, I can’t pronounce it. SAY HIS #$^& NAME!!!
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Apr 21, 2021 |
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Ghostgun buster Biden and Red (China) Flag laws.
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Apr 14, 2021 |
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Five billion bucks up for grabs, race baiting and reparations in California’s bankrupt Marin County.
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Apr 07, 2021 |
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A terrorist walks into a Jewish grocery store and kills ten people because guns.
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Mar 31, 2021 |
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Donald Trump orders 3800 Asian hate crimes, and a diet coke.
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Mar 24, 2021 |
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WAP, woke ass pirates? Wet ass-pirates?
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Mar 18, 2021 |
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Is Derek Chauvin the fuse that lights the world afire, again?
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Mar 10, 2021 |
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Where am I and what am I doing, not good words coming from the president especially when he just bombed the wrong country.
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Mar 03, 2021 |
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Snowmageddon, or how the Texas utility companies screwed you almost as hard as your insurance company is about to.
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Feb 24, 2021 |
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Will Democrats dig up Reagan and impeach him too? Where does this madness end? #Trump #impeachment
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Feb 11, 2021 |
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What’s old and white and just upgraded from his basement to a fortified compound behind 30,000 National Guardsmen?
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Feb 03, 2021 |
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You think buzzed driving is drunk driving? Wanna fight me on it?
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Jan 27, 2021 |
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The Evil Lawyers Guide to Inciting an Insurrection, 2=2=5, why trust your lying ears when there's CNN?
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Jan 21, 2021 |
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The internet, now with 100% less freedom of speech!
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Jan 13, 2021 |
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Once upon a time a very old, very drunk troll had her troll mansion vandalized. She said to herself, “Nanshy, I don’t snow shy this keepsh a
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Jan 06, 2021 |
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2021 will make 2020 look like 2019
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Dec 30, 2020 |
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The Evil lawyer Christmas show
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Dec 23, 2020 |
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I can’t believe they gave me life, it was just WEED!!!
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Dec 16, 2020 |
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4 or 5 magic words to stop the police in their tracks!
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Dec 08, 2020 |
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California’s new restrictions, err, freedom allowances to flatten the population.
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Dec 01, 2020 |
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The Evil Lawyer presents The Very Woke First Thanksgiving
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Nov 23, 2020 |
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The Evil Lawyer’s Guide to Breakin 2, Electric Boogaloo, AKA civil war 2020.
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Nov 19, 2020 |
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The Evil Lawyer returns from his Biden reeducation camp with a new outlook and a new friend.
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Nov 09, 2020 |
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Trump wins presidency Biden steals it and Harris becomes president.
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Nov 04, 2020 |
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Oh Joe, why you gotta be so stupid!!!
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Oct 28, 2020 |
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Hunter Biden, such a cheapie, buys budget crack that makes him sleepy.
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Oct 21, 2020 |
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Bill Burr torched his career on SNL, and it was spectacular
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Oct 12, 2020 |
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The debate between Donald Trump and Chris Wallace and the compassionate left reacts to Trump's diagnosis with delightful hopes of death.
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Oct 05, 2020 |
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The Breonna Taylor situation is not at all what it appears to be.
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Oct 01, 2020 |
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Remembering Darth Bader Ginsburg
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Sep 22, 2020 |
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Netflix goes full pedo
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Sep 15, 2020 |
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Biden’s Tinder profile
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Sep 08, 2020 |
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Two minutes to Midnight.
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Sep 01, 2020 |
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When great racks go to war, the Alyssa Milano Rose McGowan #catfight
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Aug 25, 2020 |
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The First Amendment says WHAT? Yeah, Fredo, it says that, Cuomos, whaddaya gonna do.
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Aug 18, 2020 |
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Is the Evil Lawyer a Christian?
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Aug 12, 2020 |
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Is it aggravated assault when I punch you for annoying me?
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Aug 04, 2020 |
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Get out of debt...by not paying for anything!
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Jul 29, 2020 |
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What the heck is qualified immunity and why is everyone trying to get rid of it?
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Jul 21, 2020 |
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Rioting makes you immune to Covid.
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Jul 15, 2020 |
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Can we just get one lawyer to represent us both?
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Jul 07, 2020 |
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I don’t need no lawyer, I’ll just represent myself!
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Jun 30, 2020 |
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My lawyer sucks! What do I do?
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Jun 24, 2020 |
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I just got pulled over and I’m freaking out!
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Jun 17, 2020 |
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The Evil Lawyer's Guide to online dating.
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Jun 09, 2020 |
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The Evil Lawyer’s guide to rioting.
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Jun 03, 2020 |
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Divorce, quarantine style. Divorce lawyers and military schools are about to get very busy. Introducing the reverse custody battle, no you
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May 26, 2020 |
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He who controls the news, controls the universe, you elected them and more on The Unreasonable Patriot Part 1
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May 19, 2020 |
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The new bill called HR 6666, the bill so evil they named it 1 and 1/3 times lets them use your tax dollars to hire private contractors to co
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May 13, 2020 |
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The Evil Lawyer's Guide to the virus that ate the world, unofficially part 3.
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May 05, 2020 |
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The lawyer jokes show
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Apr 28, 2020 |
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I always feel like, somebody’s watching me. Covid-19 and the blueprints of the architecture of oppression.
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Apr 22, 2020 |
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If we don’t do something to China, we owe Iraq an apology. Dr. Jekyl and Mr. Hyde, AKA Dr. Fauci and Mr. Gates want you to submit to their n
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Apr 15, 2020 |
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Yes, it is constitutional for the government to tell you to stay home.
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Apr 07, 2020 |
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Sars CoV-2, Covid-19 is an engineered bioweapon
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Mar 31, 2020 |
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Martial law, Marshal law, Marshall law, the Stafford act and why you should be very very afraid.
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Mar 24, 2020 |
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You can’t quarantine me! I know my rights! No, actually, you don’t. Part 1 of the Coronavirus Chronicles.
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Mar 17, 2020 |
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There’s no business like ho business. How to be a ho and get away with it!
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Mar 11, 2020 |
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How to beat a DWI, Part 2
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Mar 04, 2020 |
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Getting away with drunk driving, unstacking the deck. (only for use in a zombie apocalypse) Part 1.
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Feb 26, 2020 |
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How to get away with murder.
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Feb 19, 2020 |
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The sneak attack divorce, no one cares that your just aren’t happy, Karen!
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Feb 12, 2020 |
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The second amendment show, Jesus, 3 trillion pages of laws, and a little politics.
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Feb 04, 2020 |
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Everybody was Kung Flu fighting!
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Jan 28, 2020 |
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I KNOW MY RIGHTS! No, actually you don't. Body disposal and explaining and laughing about criminals and the First, Second, Fourth and Fifth
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Jan 21, 2020 |
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The million moms are a bunch of f-word ing bat s-word crazy c-words.
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Jan 14, 2020 |
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And Iran, Iran so far away
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Jan 06, 2020 |
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Don’t mess with Texas
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Jan 03, 2020 |
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Venezuela Pt. 2, literal voodoo economics staring Bolivar’s bones, Maduro, Chavez, Castro, Stalin and Hitler
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Dec 23, 2019 |
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We talk to a Venezuelan and I lost 24 pounds with Socialism!
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Dec 17, 2019 |
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When experts attack. Trump hating zealots descend from their ivory towers and tell us that Trump is guilty, we don’t have any evidence, we d
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Dec 10, 2019 |
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Impeachment, the coup we would have gotten away with it if not for you meddling truth loving deplorables.
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Dec 05, 2019 |
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How do you know it's over.
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Nov 19, 2019 |
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Why you should never set up your friends on dates with alternatives to dating, including the hell that is the internet, Ukrainians and fart
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Nov 13, 2019 |
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On this episode we talk hot celebrity jail queens with Felicity Huffman, Lil Kim, Khloe Kardashian, Naomi Campbell, Martha, Martha, Martha
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Nov 06, 2019 |
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Daddy, mommy says I’m a girl. #savejames
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Oct 30, 2019 |
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Gold digger gold medalist, It’s not length, it’s the width, of your wallet
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Oct 22, 2019 |
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Starting with cheating, cheating cheaters and the cheats who cheat with them. If they cheat with you, will they cheat on you?
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Oct 15, 2019 |
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When is the right time to rub out a witness? Joshua Brown, witness for the prosecution of Amber Guyger found shot.
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Oct 08, 2019 |
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Amber Guyger, racist dogs, life sentences, and OJ Simpson oh my.
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Oct 02, 2019 |
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Amber Guyger Trial - Part 3 – Justified Shootings and Riots
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Sep 30, 2019 |
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Amber Guyger Trial - Part 2 – Police Shootings
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Sep 30, 2019 |
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Amber Guyger Trial - Part 1 – The Case
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Sep 30, 2019 |
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Trailer
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Sep 30, 2019 |