Your New Best Friends
By Tabby and Mike
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She probably has salty knees
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May 17, 2022 |
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I'm sitting in my house with my fingers in my mouth
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Apr 19, 2022 |
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Marty K & The Equality B!tches
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Mar 07, 2022 |
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You're getting juice everywhere
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Feb 07, 2022 |
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I'm not putting him in my mouth unless it gets physical
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Jan 10, 2022 |
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What's your scent? Despair and avocados?
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Dec 06, 2021 |
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Eat Out Rock 'VS' The Nomad Humper
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Nov 08, 2021 |
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Who thinks you could possibly be too fat for gravity?
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Apr 12, 2021 |
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I think we all have a little Jack Sparrow in us
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Apr 05, 2021 |
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Bonus Material: You smell like vinegar, do you Uber for Blimpies?
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Mar 29, 2021 |
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This is the Bluetooth of dildos
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Mar 22, 2021 |
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The Newlywed Game: On the same page, not the same paragraph
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Mar 15, 2021 |
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Lil Game Plan: “Blowin out backs & countin up stacks”
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Mar 08, 2021 |
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The Pyramid Game: Dogs that sound like German foods
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Mar 01, 2021 |
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Life is good, you just need your underwear clean
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Feb 22, 2021 |
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Watching my donk swing in my sweatpants
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Feb 15, 2021 |
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The movers took a bag of socks and the vibrator
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Feb 08, 2021 |
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A black bouquet after a break up
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Feb 01, 2021 |
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Your hair is lice Barbados
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Jan 25, 2021 |
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Someone call Britney Spears cause that’s toxic
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Jan 18, 2021 |
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Groaning down there like a ghoul
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Jan 11, 2021 |
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You have a permit for that wagon you’re draggin?
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Jan 04, 2021 |
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This burner phone is blowing up and I can’t have it
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Dec 28, 2020 |
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I want the alphabet mafia on my side
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Dec 21, 2020 |
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Your rotund body took out the light fixtures
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Dec 14, 2020 |
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You better lawyer up, that cop touched my cooter
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Dec 08, 2020 |
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BONUS EPISODE!: Your New Best Friends meets Convosaries!
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Dec 04, 2020 |
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Care-free, fun-loving, I don't hit you, good vibes. Looking for real deal
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Nov 30, 2020 |
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I would’ve killed for a mouth full of pubic hair in high school
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Nov 23, 2020 |
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Nothing holds sh!t like suede
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Nov 16, 2020 |
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His d!ck was the CEO of his underpants
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Nov 10, 2020 |
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I need you to Uber Eats that ass over here
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Oct 19, 2020 |
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I once got a nosebleed after a big gal sat on my face too hard
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Oct 06, 2020 |
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Cervix, be damned
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Sep 28, 2020 |
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You blew their back out in the worst way
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Sep 21, 2020 |
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The hypnotic jiggles of your body
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Sep 15, 2020 |
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Your grandma’s ring is on my finger, we gotta get it off
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Sep 07, 2020 |
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Medically speaking, I gotta bust these nuts
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Aug 31, 2020 |
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When booty calls, you pick it up
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Aug 24, 2020 |
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You’re a little bitter Betty
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Aug 17, 2020 |
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Those sense don’t make dollars
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Aug 10, 2020 |
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You’ve got spunk on your shirt, it’s meatloaf Tuesday
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Aug 03, 2020 |
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I got pizza on good faith
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Jul 27, 2020 |
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A gross of tampons, a box of Twinkies and a water gun
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Jul 20, 2020 |
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Just wanted to lay your body in some soup
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Jul 13, 2020 |
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Class is: Always having a drink in your hand but never being drunk
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Jul 06, 2020 |
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Cut off jean shorts, Crocs and a Thundercats shirt
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Jun 29, 2020 |
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What you’re doing to that banjo is a hate crime
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Jun 22, 2020 |
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The 10 Petty Commandments
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Jun 15, 2020 |
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He gets trickle down wimp
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Jun 09, 2020 |
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You belong on Satan’s nightstand
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May 31, 2020 |
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At what store did you buy the audacity?
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May 25, 2020 |
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We would’ve Virgin Mary’d one another
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May 17, 2020 |
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Two people duet sh!t into a box
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May 10, 2020 |
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She was a gold digger who didn’t like toast
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May 03, 2020 |
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Do I think I can wrangle? Call me Steve Irwin
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Apr 26, 2020 |
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Just a lonely girl and her wedge of cheese
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Apr 20, 2020 |
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Your New Best Friends: Best of SEASON 2
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Apr 12, 2020 |
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Your New Best Friends: Best of SEASON 1
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Apr 05, 2020 |
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I was lips deep in her, I burped and we lost a kid
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Mar 29, 2020 |
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Your New Best Friends (Trailer)
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Mar 23, 2020 |
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Next thing you know, you've had an erection for 20 minutes and you're starting to black out
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Mar 22, 2020 |
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You're on a roll, I'm on a brioche bun
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Mar 15, 2020 |
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Welcome to McNutBuster's, how may I help you?
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Mar 08, 2020 |
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His shirt says, “Skin on Skin”; The Apology Tour
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Mar 02, 2020 |
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It’s a buffet of perfection and I just wanna eat
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Feb 24, 2020 |
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I'm floating away with the blood of a thousand men on my hands
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Feb 17, 2020 |
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I need to go to the doctor and get some sort of ointment
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Feb 10, 2020 |
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She's gone, and I'm stuck with these neck tattoos
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Feb 03, 2020 |
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So, your ass gets a disease and it travels the river butthole inside of you?
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Jan 27, 2020 |
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I was trying to keep it in my boundaries. So, you put on a turtleneck?
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Jan 20, 2020 |
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Discreet gentleman, good looking, 33, recently divorced, enjoys titty milk
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Jan 12, 2020 |
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It's all a humping blur
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Jan 06, 2020 |
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That's not scissoring, that's just mound pounds *Audio issue for 1 minute at 5 min mark. Apologies*
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Dec 30, 2019 |
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I don't think your butthole is the gate keeper
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Dec 23, 2019 |
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I got stomped out by a 6th grader, in like, glitter sneakers
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Dec 16, 2019 |
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Just yesterday, I was naked in my kitchen, eating Jell-O
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Dec 08, 2019 |
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Feathers are the marijuana to choking, they're the gateway
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Dec 02, 2019 |
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I'm never liquid in currency, ever
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Nov 25, 2019 |
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Suffocated, drowned and had bird seed thrown in his face
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Nov 18, 2019 |
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I wanna come in there with all my teeth, I wanna leave there with all my teeth
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Nov 10, 2019 |
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I courted her, I took her to the finest Applebee's
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Nov 04, 2019 |
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I had my first frowngasm
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Oct 28, 2019 |
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Then I'm throwing paws at an orgy
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Oct 21, 2019 |
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So that dog spite vomited?
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Oct 11, 2019 |
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You sound like you're anti prostate
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Oct 08, 2019 |
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Maybe it's a port-a-potty themed wedding
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Sep 26, 2019 |
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You flush the toilet and it's a jacuzzi
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Sep 18, 2019 |
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I lint rolled my shirt for that
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Sep 12, 2019 |
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I love crab salad, I just hate when it hits you wrong
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Aug 22, 2019 |
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Anything can be a diaper if you take a sh*t in it
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Aug 14, 2019 |
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Would your neighbor be able to shake you down for $20?
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Aug 05, 2019 |