Cognitive Contortions

By Cognitive Contortions

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Episodes: 45

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Have you ever lain awake at night pondering the big questions as you stare at the ceiling, waiting for the ever impending embrace of death? Questions like: “Why do people think the earth is flat?”, or, “Who came up with the idea of Reptilian overlords?”, and of course, “Is Donald Trump actually president? How did this happen and are we positive that we’re not just living in a nightmare?” - Well, here at the Cognitive Contortions Podcast we attempt to answer those questions, and many, many more. Our highly untrained and certainly unqualified team of investigator, (there’s only one), works tiredly, (seriously, this stuff is exhausting), to bring as much information to the table as possible. Using the most advanced databases and search optimization available in today’s modern age, (google), the self proclaimed amateur experts discuss and answer claims of conspiracy and theory. Please don’t let these burning, most important questions of our time keep you awake any longer, join us while four idiots, Tyler, Scott, Aaron and other Tyler, crush on Keanu Reeves, reference Star Wars, play pointless games and sort of talk about conspiracy theories; and you too can have, “peace of mind.” (T-Rex hands)

Episode Date
(Thanksgiving Special?) Episode 45: Hood Party Politics
Nov 25, 2020
(Halloween Special!) Episode 44: Witches, Literally, be Tripping.
Oct 31, 2020
(Venus?) Episode 43: Grampy’s Psychedelic Mammoth Space Adventure!
Oct 20, 2020
(Social Media) Episode 42: Judgmental Pelican Mom
Oct 06, 2020
(Bob Lazar) Episode 41: Tony Hawk Tomb Raider
Sep 08, 2020
(Current Events) Episode 40: Crate that baby!
Aug 25, 2020
(Wayfair/Elitists) Episode 39: Categories Of C**t
Aug 04, 2020
Episode 38: Dying of Dick Rot: The Musical!
Jul 28, 2020
Episode 37: F*ckin’ 4 Chickens
Jul 14, 2020
(Remix!) Episode 36: Solo: A Nicholas Cage Story
Jun 02, 2020
(Alien Abductions) Episode 35: The Tylers Spelling Spectacle
May 05, 2020
(Flight MH17) Episode 34: The Adventures of Mike Robial and Tricksy Racist
Apr 28, 2020
(Flight MH17) Episode 33: Prostrate Prostate Thermometer
Apr 21, 2020
(Best of 2020s) Episode 32: The Ballad of Unasia
Apr 14, 2020
(Grab Bag) Episode 31: Scott’s in the House!
Apr 08, 2020
(Alien Abductions) Episode 30: Wizard Day Camp
Mar 31, 2020
(Cognac Corona Special) Episode 2029: D**k in Your Poo Water
Mar 24, 2020
(Alien Abductions) Episode 2028: The Hills Have Holes
Mar 17, 2020
(Alien Abductions) Episode 2027: The Abduction of Betty and Barney Rubble
Mar 10, 2020
(Aliens and UFOs) Episode 2026: Balls Lobotomy
Mar 03, 2020
(Aliens and UFOs) Episode 2025: Uranus is a Gas Giant
Feb 25, 2020
(Grab Bag!) Episode 2024: Trumps Tie Fighter
Feb 18, 2020
(Fluoride Finale) Episode 2023: OK Boomer
Feb 11, 2020
(Fluoride) Episode 2022: Feminine Wiles
Feb 04, 2020
(Grab Bag!) Episode 2021: Stupidity Reigns Supreme
Jan 28, 2020
(MKUltra Finale) Episode 2020: The First Shit is Necessary
Jan 17, 2020
Episode 19: A Cognitive Year End Review
Dec 31, 2019
Episode 18: The HanukKrampistmas Holiday Special!
Dec 24, 2019
(MKUltra) Episode 17: Sciatic Donkey Queefs
Dec 17, 2019
(Special) Episode 16: The Thanksgiving Spit Roast Mavis Special!
Nov 28, 2019
(Flat Earth) Episode 15: I Can Neither Confirm Nor Deny Turtles
Nov 19, 2019
(Flat Earth)Episode 14: Turtles All the Way Down
Nov 05, 2019
(Special!) Episode 13: Halloween!!!
Oct 31, 2019
(Flat Earth) Episode 12: Divided by Quaalude Charlie!
Oct 21, 2019
(Flat Earth) Episode 11: The One Without Scott
Oct 15, 2019
(Moon Stuff) Episode 10: Hitlers High Ground
Oct 06, 2019
(Moon Stuff) Episode 7: Swastika Dick Hair
Oct 01, 2019
(Moon Stuff) Episode 9: Brett Collin Rufilin the III
Sep 20, 2019
(Moon Stuff) Episode 8: Slappin' That Mac
Sep 14, 2019
(Moon Stuff) Episode 6: Knuckle Deep In That orange.
Sep 06, 2019
(Reptilians) Episode 4: The Boy Is Back In Town
Sep 01, 2019
(Reptilians) Episode 5: Sciatica Strikes Back
Sep 01, 2019
(Reptilians) Episode 2: How do you De a Caf?
Aug 30, 2019
(Reptilians) Episode 3: Get Thee Behind Me Satan and Beige Thyself!
Aug 29, 2019
(Reptilians) Episode 1: Why Couldn't You Just Hold It?
Aug 28, 2019