Teacher Needs A Drink Podcast

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Raise a Glass! By Educational Professionals for Educational Professionals, this podcast is for those who love their job...but need a drink. Under the guise of anonymity, and under the influence of a few cocktails, Teacher Needs a Drink discusses the good, the bad, and the holy %$#& of the educational world. Bring your beverage, adult or otherwise, and join in the fun. Cheers!

Episode Date
TNAD REUNION SPECIAL! Hot Sauce Shots, Flooded Parking Lots, & Where Are They Now? EP 226
Nov 18, 2025
Bathroom Break App. Final EP 225.
Mar 27, 2024
Free Lunch, Forced to Rap, Dirty Hippy Feet, & Lettuce Club Ep 100
Mar 20, 2024
The Ancient One Returns. Ep 220
Mar 06, 2024
But I Really Want To!! Ep 219
Feb 28, 2024
The Pendulum Swings Both Ways. Ep 218
Feb 21, 2024
The Superintendent and The Locks Ep 217
Feb 07, 2024
Don't Insult The Parents! Ep 216
Feb 01, 2024
Teaching Ain't What It Used To Be. Ep 215
Jan 24, 2024
Shouting at the Kids. Ep 214
Jan 17, 2024
The Drunk Principal Ep 213
Jan 10, 2024
Virtual PE & Shirley Temper. Ep 212
Jan 03, 2024
Maslow is Not Just For Students! ep 211
Dec 13, 2023
Book Fair Made Me a Sexual Deviant! Ep 210
Dec 08, 2023
Thanksgiving 2023 Ep 209
Nov 22, 2023
Admin Stunk Up My Room Ep 208
Nov 15, 2023
Issues in Mainstreaming Ep 207
Nov 08, 2023
Students Reporting and Disciplining Themselves Ep 206
Nov 01, 2023
Movie Days Don’t Work Like They Used To! Ep 205
Oct 25, 2023
Scholarship Cancelled for Dancing Ep 204
Oct 18, 2023
He’s a 10, but ...Ep 203
Oct 11, 2023
The TattleTale Teacher Ep 202
Oct 04, 2023
Quit Humping The Desks! Ep 201
Sep 27, 2023
How and Why You Should Support All LGBTQ+ Students and Teachers! Ep 200
Sep 20, 2023
A Child with No IEP, Yet There is an Aide. Ep 199
Sep 13, 2023
Dead Class Pets & Sawdust. Ep 198
Sep 06, 2023
Hurt by a Student and The Butt Sniffer! Ep 197
Aug 30, 2023
Using the Arts, to Defund The Arts. Thanks Mike Miles. Ep 196
Aug 23, 2023
Kentucky Bus Crisis. Ep 195
Aug 16, 2023
Things that Shocked the Teachers. Ep 194
Aug 03, 2023
Summer Madness! Ep 192
Jul 26, 2023
Mentally Unwell in Kindergarten. Ep 191
Jul 20, 2023
Live at State & Ale: Part 2 EP. 190
Jun 21, 2023
Threats, Fart Felony, Rescue Parent, & Sneezes vs Slaps. Ep 189
Jun 14, 2023
Active Shooter Drills, Glitter Bomb the Parents, Being Called ”Loser Teachers” EP 188
Jun 06, 2023
Jesus Sandals, Water Fountains, Get Y’all Fired. Ep #187
May 31, 2023
Principal Scammed Out of $100k of School Money! EP #186
May 24, 2023
Final Days, Hot Lollipops, & Angry Personalities! Ep.185
May 17, 2023
F Dem Kids, Left Out of Appreciation, Grapes or Pineapple. Ep 184
May 10, 2023
TRS Wasting Retirement Money, Rosey’s Rough Day, Creepy Crawlies, Bunny Scared of Snakes, & Karma EP. 183
May 03, 2023
Prom, Teacher Crushes, & Teacher Gifts. Ep 182
Apr 26, 2023
Parent Training, Class Temp, Childless Teachers, & Mandatory Pantyhose Ep 181
Apr 19, 2023
The ”We Love Elvis” episode. #180
Apr 12, 2023
THEY MADE BUNNY CRY! Ep 179
Apr 05, 2023
Bunny, Wayne, & The Librarian. PART 2 Ep. 178
Mar 29, 2023
Bunny, Wayne, & The Librarian. Part 1 Ep 177
Mar 21, 2023
Almost Spring Break, Cringe Control, Mom Guilt, & Melting Prey. Ep 176
Mar 08, 2023
Ftangle, Elvis PP, Kareoke Sub, & Kitty Vomit. Ep 175!!
Mar 01, 2023
ADHD Med Shortage, Admin leaves Gun in Bathroom, Spaghetti Head, & Sweating Mayo Ep 174
Feb 22, 2023
Valentines Fall Out, Pregnant on a Field Trip, ChatGPT, & Murder Mushrooms. Ep. 173
Feb 15, 2023
Exhausted Band Director, TexasTeacherKristen, Bookworm. Ep 172
Feb 08, 2023
Bunny teaches Sex Ed, That Group, Harpoons & Shamen. Ep 171
Feb 01, 2023
Birthday Bunny, Florida is Mean to Librarians, Eat a Plan. Ep 170
Jan 25, 2023
Correcting Fables, Mid Year jobs, & Arms for Legs. Ep 169
Jan 18, 2023
Teaching While Heartbroken. Ep 168
Jan 11, 2023
Winter Break! Ep #167
Dec 21, 2022
Full Moon Breakdown, For The Kids, Secret Santa Revenge, & Vinny and the Demon. Ep. 166
Dec 14, 2022
Return of Shirley Temper & Wayne Kurr, Nickel and Dimed by Secret Santas Ep 165
Dec 07, 2022
Return of Sparkles, Trauma Reaction, Clueless Parent, & Firehose. Ep 164
Nov 30, 2022
Beach Thanksgiving: EP 163
Nov 23, 2022
Week Before Thanksgiving, Groping Hugs, Attention Getters, & MFK Duties. EP 162
Nov 16, 2022
No Budget ’till Nov, Parental Complaints, Karma, & Snow or Randy Moose. Ep 161
Nov 09, 2022
(Re-Play) Day After Halloween, Calling Parents, & To Sneeze or Wipe. Ep 160
Nov 02, 2022
Meyers Briggs, Locked Workroom, Taco Bell Savior, R Kelly & Sad Puppies. Ep 159
Oct 26, 2022
Healthy Positivity, Energy Dispersal, Partner Support, & Mugged. Ep 158
Oct 19, 2022
Sickness, Death of a Teacher, Mental Health, & Worm Pee. Ep 157
Oct 12, 2022
Side Effects, Absent Phone Calls, Appliance Policies, & Switcharoo! Ep 156
Oct 05, 2022
TPT Banned!, Why Memorize, Poop Buckets, & Parental Highlight Reel. Ep 155
Sep 28, 2022
Moaning Students, Drawing Anatomy,& The Catsup Conundrum. Ep 154
Sep 21, 2022
The Ballad of Care Bear Ep 153
Sep 14, 2022
Housing for Teachers, Bad Day Recovery, & Solo O’s vs Solo Confinement. EP 152
Sep 07, 2022
Short Holiday Week, Non Teaching Professional, Lies, & Gas Vs Certain Death. Ep 151
Aug 31, 2022
Episode 150 Spectacular!!
Aug 24, 2022
Let’s Go!, Pranks on Kids, & Noisy Computer Vs Free for All. Ep 149
Aug 17, 2022
Back To School Prep, Masks, First Day Activities, & Spit or Times Square. Ep 148
Aug 10, 2022
The Positive Thinking Episode. #147
Aug 03, 2022
Teenage Phone Shenanigans, Doing Drones, Planting the Seeds, Sick Kids, & Ask a Teenager. Ep 146
Jul 27, 2022
Summer Check In, Professional Development Hell, & Lips on Lips v Heroin Granny. Ep 145
Jul 20, 2022
B2S Displays, Low Pay + No Respect = Teacher Shortage. Ep 144
Jul 13, 2022
A Teacher’s Guide to Reproductive Rights. Ep 143
Jul 06, 2022
A Teachers Guide to ADHD. EP 142
Jun 29, 2022
Intentional Breathing, Monitoring Technology After Hours, & Summer Pleasures. Ep 141
Jun 22, 2022
Summer Begins, No Guilt for Failing, Drag Shows are Dangerous, & Babies vs Dogs. Ep 140
Jun 15, 2022
Ancient Lost Episode, Number 12, Elvis is on Vacation, Enjoy this, Ep 139.
Jun 08, 2022
Teacher Pay, Teacher Lies, Teacher Drinks, & Blood Bank. Ep 138
Jun 01, 2022
Axe Body Stink Bomb, High School Vandalism, Prank Punishment, & Cat Lick. Ep 137
May 25, 2022
Teacher Needs A Drink Summer 22 StepBet Info!
May 24, 2022
A Teachers Guide To Marijuana. Ep 136
May 18, 2022
Student Teacher Harassed, Kids Pleasuring Themselves, & Bathroom Bust In. Ep 135
May 11, 2022
No Disparagement Clause, The Green Light, & Water-sports v Maggots. Ep 134
May 04, 2022
The Men of TNAD, Senior Prank, Ant Fight Club, & Granny Gift. Ep 133
Apr 27, 2022
End of Year Don’t Care, Hard to Fail, Phone Addiction, & Orphan Awareness. Ep132
Apr 20, 2022
Virtual Eliminated, Dealing w Bullies, & How to Poop. Ep 131
Apr 13, 2022
Parental Denial, Killer Room, Contract Shenanigans, & Constant Notifications. Ep 130
Apr 06, 2022
Convicted Felon Teachers, Imposter Syndrome, First Year Anxiety, & Blender Blues. Ep 129
Mar 30, 2022
Student Suicide. Ep 128
Mar 23, 2022
AP Fired for Reading the Butt Book, Bell to Bell Instruction, & Teeth or Cousin. Ep 127
Mar 16, 2022
Epileptic Teacher, Stolen Candy, Everyone Cheered, & Hot Showers. Ep 126
Mar 09, 2022
Trans in the Classroom, Share the Load, & Naked Ghosts. Ep 125
Mar 02, 2022
Post Zoom School Culture, Toxic Teachers, & Udders. Ep 124
Feb 23, 2022
Making Students Feel Safe, Don’t Say Gay Bill, Banning Books, & Salad Dressing. Ep 123
Feb 16, 2022
A Teacher’s Guide to False Guilt & Codependent Schools. Ep 122
Feb 09, 2022
Live from Teacher Conference: Parent Contact, Parent Attitude, & Music.Ep 121
Feb 02, 2022
50% of TX First Year Teachers quitting, & Glug Glug. Ep 120
Jan 26, 2022
Parent Subs, Mandatory Subbing, Peeing in Jugs, & Nudity! Ep. 119.
Jan 19, 2022
Chicago Public Schools & Covid, Cold Sores & Christian Metal. Ep 118
Jan 12, 2022
RERUN: Arresting a Kinder, Setting Boundaries, Parents Can Teach Stuff Too, & A Bunny Tale. EP 117
Jan 05, 2022
Chris Has Autism. Ep 116
Dec 29, 2021
Karaoke Substitute, Wage gap, & Edible Puppies. Ep 115
Dec 22, 2021
Cell Phone Ban, Class Rankings, Scramble for Cash, & The Future. Ep 114
Dec 15, 2021
School Shootings, Admin Dropped the Ball, Call Your Representative. Ep 113
Dec 08, 2021
Toxic Negativity, Hope for a Newbie, & Lost Toes. Ep 112
Dec 01, 2021
Happy Thanksgiving!! Ep 111
Nov 24, 2021
We talk about a few aspects of teaching SPED, and also a bit about a ball gag.Ep 110
Nov 17, 2021
Wayne has Covid, Lovers at School, & Waterboarding. Ep 109
Nov 10, 2021
Day After Halloween, Calling Parents, & To Sneeze or Wipe. Ep 108
Nov 03, 2021
Phones in the Room, Pajama Day with a Large Chest, & Urine Pool. Ep 107
Oct 27, 2021
Pro-Holocaust Literature, No Break Pre-K, Teachers Pay Teachers & Dat Ham Smell. Ep 106
Oct 20, 2021
Pumping at School, Next Generation of Teachers, & Temper Tantrum. Ep 105
Oct 13, 2021
So you are thinking about quitting... Ep 104
Oct 06, 2021
Slapping a Mom, Slapping a Teacher, Rainbow Flag, & Teapot Junk. Ep 103
Sep 29, 2021
Shirley‘s Sick, Devious Licks from TikTok, & Scientology. Ep 102
Sep 22, 2021
Personal Days for Covid, Elementary Fine Arts, Starting Over, & Nipple Toes. Ep 101
Sep 15, 2021
Free Lunch, Forced to Rap, Dirty Hippy Feet, & Lettuce Club. Ep 100!
Sep 08, 2021
Shirley‘s Accident, Return of Taboo!, & Sex with an Apricot. Ep 99
Sep 01, 2021
Inappropriate Relationships & How to Avoid Them, Bad School Start, & Dead Body. Ep 98
Aug 25, 2021
Going Back Vaccinated, Teacher Voices, & Killing 10 People. Ep 97
Aug 18, 2021
A Teacher's Guide to Mental Health. Ep 96
Aug 11, 2021
Teacher Needs A Drink Public Service Announcement.
Aug 11, 2021
Drunken Buffoonery, Ask a Teen, Just the Tip, & Murder. Ep. 95
Aug 04, 2021
Start Times, Missing Chairs, & The Racist Zit. Ep 94
Jul 28, 2021
Greener Grass, Bad Calendar, & Remote Drama. Ep 93
Jul 21, 2021
Moving in the Middle of the School Year, Teacher Wardrobe Suggestions, & Big Boobs. Ep 92
Jul 14, 2021
McDonalds Employees Paid More, Summer School, & WYR. Ep 91
Jul 07, 2021
Mrs. Alabama's Conundrum, Teacher Perks, & Eternal McDonalds. Ep 90
Jun 30, 2021
Teaching & Making Money, Work Friends, & Tissues. Ep 89
Jun 23, 2021
Critical Race Theory. Ep 88
Jun 16, 2021
New Principal, Background Check Your School, Trying too Hard. Ep 87
Jun 09, 2021
EOY, @ss of a coworker, & Mad Momma. Ep 86
Jun 02, 2021
Kidnapped Kindergarten, Bad TA, Turn Off The Day, & Boots v Pellets. Ep 85
May 26, 2021
Yearbook Drama, EOY Observation, & Would You Rather. Ep 84
May 19, 2021
Twin Trap, 3 Week Teacher, PD Demands, & WRESTLE ME! Ep 83
May 12, 2021
Dry Town, Telling The Principal, Bad Team Member, & Body Switch. Ep 82
May 05, 2021
MoonChildren, Vagina Awareness, The Texas Pledge, Crazy Cat Teacher, & Evil Clone. Ep 81
Apr 28, 2021
Beautifully Normal, Only Fans, Custodian Love, & Eternal Sunshine. Ep 80
Apr 21, 2021
Teacher Needs a Drink StepBet Winners Announcement!
Apr 20, 2021
Falling Staar, Stolen Car, Neurodivergence Acceptance, & Flat Earth. Ep 79
Apr 14, 2021
The Best of Teacher Needs a Drink Podcast!
Apr 07, 2021
More Testing, Graduation Contracts, Teacher Burnout, & Forgotten Friend. Ep 78
Mar 31, 2021
Failing Seniors, Unfunny Jokes, Stolen Key, & Lifeboat. Ep 77
Mar 24, 2021
Broken Record, MS vs HS, $70k Starting Salary, & Use Your Words. Ep 76
Mar 17, 2021
Trans Students, Mom Jeans, Lipstick, & Money. Ep 75
Mar 10, 2021
Teacher Vaccinations, Group Work, Speakerphones, & Dead Class Pet. Ep 74
Mar 03, 2021
The Teacher Needs a Drink StepBet Challenge
Feb 28, 2021
Snow Week, Gift Socks, Busted Pipes, & 100 Duck sized horses. Ep 73
Feb 24, 2021
Snow Days, Read The Email, Red Flags & Queen Madonna. Ep 72
Feb 17, 2021
Watching Movies, Covid State Testing, & The Christmas Con. Ep 71
Feb 10, 2021
Jealousy, Class @$$holes, Saving Money, & Dress Code. Ep 70
Feb 03, 2021
Being an Advocate, Kids Forced Back, Left Behind, & Dead to Me. Ep 69
Jan 27, 2021
Stop Emailing Me Kid, I'm a Liar and Proud, & Death Wish. Ep 68
Jan 20, 2021
Jumping Ship, Bonding w Students Virtually, & Married Teacher Dilema. Ep 67
Jan 13, 2021
Returning to Insanity, Horrible Evaluations, The Peter Principle, & Resolutions. Ep 66
Jan 06, 2021
Winter Break Greetings and Patreon Preview. Ep 65
Dec 23, 2020
Imposter Syndrome, No Study Skills, No Grades, & MFK Breakfast. Ep 64
Dec 16, 2020
COVID Smell Test, Wrong Subject, Indif Admin, & Subs. Ep 63
Dec 09, 2020
Back to Work Blues, No Emails on Holidays, Are You Not Entertained? EP 62
Dec 02, 2020
Cannibal Teacher, DISD Lowers Standards, Covid Career Change & Lost Passport. EP 61
Nov 25, 2020
Nightswimming, Covid Seating, OnlyFans, & Dead Money. Ep 60
Nov 18, 2020
ADIOS DEVOS! Ep 59
Nov 11, 2020
Bunny Shutdown, Retirement Mic Drop, Virtual Kids at Parents Work, & The Patient. EP 58
Nov 04, 2020
Deep Fried Teachers, Queso, Pregnant Improvement Plan, & The Murderer? Ep. 57
Oct 28, 2020
Virtual Shakeups, Being Exposed, The Good Parent, & TNAD PSA.Ep 56
Oct 21, 2020
Student Catcall, Ex Virtual Kids, Toxic Positivity, & Talking Pets. Ep 55
Oct 14, 2020
Teachers Guide to Mental Health. Ep. 54
Oct 07, 2020
No Drinks, Power Zone, Virtual Lockout, & B*tch Slap a Parent. EP 53
Sep 30, 2020
September Malaise, Unsupervised Zoom, Reassuring Littles, & Body or Mind. Ep 52
Sep 23, 2020
Zoom Nerf Gun, Student Recognition, Breathe, & Unknown Companion.EP 51
Sep 16, 2020
F*cktangle, Santa Spoiled, Silent Admin, & Perfect Days. Ep 50
Sep 09, 2020
The Pledge, Working Kids, Virtual Fire Drill, & Stranded Spouse. EP 49
Sep 02, 2020
14 Years Vanished, Principal Nopes Out, It's a Job, & Bio-Pic. Ep 48
Aug 26, 2020
School Mask Rules, Devos Hides in Mansion, Fidget Spinner Parents, & The Meteor. Ep 47
Aug 19, 2020
Puke Interview, Suspended for Photo, Student Masks, & The Brain Pill. Ep 46
Aug 12, 2020
Daily District Changes, Social Media Silence, & Euphoria Choices. Ep 45
Aug 05, 2020
Zoom Wedding, Face to Face Teaching, MIssing the Mall, Abusive Classroom, & Moon Fight. Ep 44
Jul 29, 2020
Go-Getters, The OnGoing Trauma, Teachers in Scrubs, & The Porn Painter. Ep 43
Jul 22, 2020
Mental Health Nightmare, Self Care, Anger at the TEA, Be Heard, & Heaven. Ep 42
Jul 15, 2020
Uncertain Fall, Teaching in Masks, Anti-Science Teacher, & Bear Attack. Ep 41
Jul 08, 2020
WEAR A MASK! Cut off Teacher, Peeing Outside, & Woods Porn. EP 40
Jul 01, 2020
Hazard Pay, Doomsday Plan, Picking on the Pretty Kids, & Spending Money. Ep 39
Jun 24, 2020
Mr. Baldy's guilt, Thirsty Teachers, Mid Year Hire, & Pretending to be Deaf. Ep 38
Jun 17, 2020
BLACK LIVES MATTER in Education. Ep 37
Jun 10, 2020
EOY Checklists, Kitty Booty Zoom Bomb, Resignations, & Marking Time. Ep 36
Jun 03, 2020
Athletic Wear, Naked Rosie, & These Heroes Need to be Paid. Ep 35
May 27, 2020
Covid Graduations, Year Round School, Performing Arts = Super Spreader. Ep 34
May 20, 2020
Parents Covering for Lying Kids, Thieving Principal, & Secret Assassins. Ep 33
May 13, 2020
Is this Year Over Yet?,Topless Zoom, Over My Head, & The Return of Lisa Marie. Ep 32
May 06, 2020
The Joy of Muting on Zoom, Be a Better Cheater, Social Contact, & Vampire Fiancé. Ep 31
Apr 29, 2020
Tech Failure, Indulgences, Witherspoon's Dresses, Alternative Lessons, & Shower Shaq. Ep 30
Apr 22, 2020
Teacher Needs a Break: Klosterman Questions EP 29
Apr 15, 2020
Modifying online expectations, Waiving Special Ed, What Now? EP 28
Apr 08, 2020
Online Teaching, Teachers who Struggle w Tech, & Mourning the lack of Classroom. Ep 27
Apr 01, 2020
School Shutdown, Sending Recorders Home, Old Stripper Names Ep 26
Mar 25, 2020
Short Spring Break Episode: Bad Advice and a Harry Potter Houses. Ep 25
Mar 18, 2020
Arresting a Kinder, Setting Boundaries, Parents Can Teach Stuff Too, & A Bunny Tale. Ep 24
Mar 11, 2020
Active Shooter Drills, Glitter Bomb the Parents, Being Called "Loser Teachers", Charter School Shutdown, & TRS Building Scandal Update. Ep 23
Mar 04, 2020
Teenage Phone Shenanigans, Doing Drones, Planting the Seeds, Sick Kids, & Ask a Teenagers. Ep 22
Feb 26, 2020
Asbestos, AP Poops in Room, The I Don't Wannas, Ask a Teen, & Admin Support. Ep 21
Feb 19, 2020
Valentines Day, Dumb Study, Sub Blows it, Smoking, Just The Tip, Ask a Teen, & Dumb Challenges. Ep 20
Feb 12, 2020
TRS Wasting Retirement Money, Rosey's Rough Day, Creepy Crawlies, Bunny Scared of Snakes, & Karma. Ep 19
Feb 05, 2020
Dumping Fuel on Kids, Pointless District Mandates, Middle School Flirting, Tik Tok, & Just the Tip. Ep 18
Jan 29, 2020
Vaccinations, Leaving Work at School, Dodging Students Outside of Class, & The Insult. Ep 17
Jan 22, 2020
Kindergarten TESTING, More farts, Humanizing Mean Kids, & Just The Tip. EP 16
Jan 15, 2020
California Bans Suspensions, Germy Kids, Cropdusting, Teacher Snacks, Bad Dreams EP 15
Jan 08, 2020
Happy Holidays 2019 From Teacher Needs A Drink Podcast!
Dec 26, 2019
Cultural Classes, Ugly Sweaters, Secret Santas, & Best Gifts: Ep14 S1
Dec 18, 2019
Classroom Temps, Knowing Kids Without Birthing Kids, & Teacher Dress Codes Ep 13: Season 1
Dec 11, 2019
Teacher Needs A Drink Podcast MIssion Statement
Sep 12, 2019