Rude Tales of Magic

By Rude Tales of Magic

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Subscribers: 325
Reviews: 6

Silv RS
 Aug 29, 2020
I've truly never laughed harder at a podcast


 Aug 27, 2020

Mike Y
 Aug 13, 2020
Incredible, hilarious and truly impressive. Check it out!

AJ
 Jul 11, 2020
Funniest, most batshit actual play podcast around. Rude Tales and NADDpod are pure gold.

RaptorJ
 Jun 17, 2020
Very charming cast and an interesting story. This is one of my favourite TRPG podcasts

Description

Branson Reese and his jester's retinue, Christopher Hastings, Carly Monardo, Tim Platt, Joe Lepore, and Ali Fisher, buck and bumble through the magical backwater world of Cordelia. One hopes you enjoy both japes AND scrapes, because honestly, it would be impossible to disentangle one from the other, given their profound entwinement in this particular piece of entertainment. Produced by Taylor Moore @ Fortunate Horse.

Episode Date
TEASER Lasers and Feelings #1
00:03:19

Lasers and Feelings is one page, free, by John Harper, and you can get it here: http://www.onesevendesign.com/laserfeelings/

ALSO

Fortunate Horse, the studio behind Rude Tales of Magic is launching our very first GAME! It's called As You 'Wich, and yes it is about sandwiches. 

It's easy, it's funny and it's very affordable. Get yours riiiight here. 

 

Sep 08, 2020
[Miniseries] Come at the King: The Final Chapter
01:56:33

RIGHT NOW GO TO RUDETALESOFMAGIC.COM, for for tickets to our first live stream THIS FRIDAY, the 28th! Hurry! 

Our Patreon keeps the lights on and truly, in all sincerity is what keeps the show going. If you're already a subscriber, thank you. If you're not, well, it's never too early to blossom into the patron butterfly THE LORD intended you to be. Do so HERE.

And follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered.

We're very happy to now publicly thank our new producers, Sydney and Benjamin Paul. Without your support we'd have an actual bucket for a hat, instead of these very nice bucket hats.

This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates all sort of brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon. 

Aug 25, 2020
[Miniseries] Come at the King: Chapter 6
01:30:03

RIGHT NOW GO TO RUDETALESOFMAGIC.COM, for we have our VERY FIRST merch on sale now!  It's t-shirts! For YOUR body! There's one with a skull and one with just words. What are ya gonna do walk around topless all day? What if the neighbors/students/parishoners see? Better get a shirt on!

Our Patreon keeps the lights on and truly, in all sincerity is what keeps the show going. If you're already a subscriber, thank you. If you're not, well, it's never too early to blossom into the patron butterfly THE LORD intended you to be. Do so HERE.

And follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered.

We're very happy to now publicly thank our new producers, Sydney and Benjamin Paul. Without your support we'd have an actual bucket for a hat, instead of these very nice bucket hats.

This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates all sort of brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon. 

Aug 12, 2020
[Miniseries] Come at the King: Chapter 5
01:15:45

RIGHT NOW GO TO RUDETALESOFMAGIC.COM, for we have our VERY FIRST merch on sale now!  It's tshirts! For YOUR body! Theres one with a skull and one with just words. What are ya gonna do walk around topless all day? What if the neighbors/students/parishoners see? Better get a shirt on!

Our Patreon keeps the lights on and truly, in all sincerity is what keeps the show going. If you're already a subscriber, thank you. If you're not, well, it's never too early to blossom into the patron butterfly THE LORD intended you to be. Do so HERE.

And follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered.

We're very happy to now publicly thank our new producers, Sydney and Benjamin Paul. Without your support we'd be eating cat food at a higher frequency than we do currently.

This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates all sort of brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon. 

Jul 28, 2020
[Miniseries] Come at the King: Chapter 4
01:23:42

Our Patreon keeps the lights on and truly, in all sincerity is what keeps the show going. If you're already a subscriber, thank you. If you're not, well, it's never too early to blossom into the patron butterfly THE LORD intended you to be. Do so HERE.

And follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun!

We're very happy to now publicly thank our new producers, Sydney and Benjamin Paul. Without your support we'd be eating cat food at a higher frequency than we do currently.

This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates all sort of brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon. 

Jul 14, 2020
[Miniseries] Come at the King: Chapter 3
01:13:23

If you're at all able, consider giving to Black and Pink,  an incredible organization dedicated to dismantling the criminal punishment system and the harms caused to LGBTQ+ people and people living with HIV/AIDS who are affected by the system through advocacy, support, and organizing.

And then, follow us on Twitter.

And  and also too, good lord, come on, we gotta say it again? Get us on Patreon dog! It's a gd world o'wonders over there.

Jul 01, 2020
[Miniseries] Come At the King: Chapter 2
01:29:47

If you're at all able, consider giving to Black and Pink,  an incredible organization dedicated to dismantling the criminal punishment system and the harms caused to LGBTQ+ people and people living with HIV/AIDS who are affected by the system through advocacy, support, and organizing.

And then, follow us on Twitter.

And  and also too, good lord, come on, we gotta say it again? Get us on Patreon dog! It's a gd world o'wonders over there.

Jun 16, 2020
Black Lives Matter. Solidarity Forever.
00:00:35
Jun 02, 2020
[NEW Miniseries!] Come At The King: Chapter 1
01:50:37

We thought that while we're locked out of the studio due to NeoPlague, we'd nonetheless keep recording (We would never call ourselves heroes, but you are of course welcome to.) Only this time we'd tell a whole new story (same vibe) with whole new characters (somehow even dumber), exploring the world of Cordelia's bonkers past (like its present but over).  

No need to worry, the original gang will return as soon as they can. Until then though, WE HAVE SUCH SIGHTS TO SHOW YOU.

twitter.com/of_rude

patreon.com/rudetalesofmagic

May 20, 2020
[UNLOCKED] Encyclopedia Cordelia: Origins of Empire
00:08:31

patreon.com/rudetalesofmagic

Recently recovered Cordelian artifacts have revealed themselves to be semi-permanent  (and quickly degrading), solidified auditory illusion spells, created by mage, historian, and naturalist, Thimbit Leavings, an unknown number of years ago in an attempt to document and market a collection of recorded sounds cataloging the entire natural, political, and cultural history of Cordelia.  

We will be sharing them with you at random.

patreon.com/rudetalesofmagic

May 14, 2020
Mountaintop (with special guest star Brennan Lee Mulligan)
01:42:51

We are just thrilled as a cricket and pleased as a pretty peach pie to have Brennan Lee Mulligan as our first guest star. Brennan has been a huge influence on the show from before our first episode, is one of the greatest living Dungeon Masters and, good news for you, you can watch him work his magic on the hilarious and brilliant actual play show, Dimension 20 (youtube) (twitter) (insta) If you like Rude Tales, you are commanded to check out Dimension 20. Godspeed, lil bodhisattva.

Our patreon gets better and better day by day by day. Won't you join us?

May 05, 2020
Pack Your Bags
01:36:56
Apr 22, 2020
A Murder of Crows
01:30:56
Apr 07, 2020
[UNLOCKED] Rude Talks of Chatting #10 "Buggin Out"
01:07:22

Wow, just imagine how much more cool stuff you could enjoy if you supported the show on our FANTASTIC PATREON

THE gold-standard discord community!

Actual plays of whole other games!

hang out with us on twitch (we stream so much now)!

Radio Free Cordelia (a pirate radio show made by the cast)!

etc etc etc

Mar 31, 2020
Rude Tales of Magic presents "Married to the Sea" LIVE at Union Hall
01:33:15

We're on TWITCH NOW! Follow us there to hang out, and do tons of fun stuff like read, drink, learn, play, and avoid the end of the world with us! Please, we NEED human contact. 

And ya GOTTA follow us on twitter.

Wait a minute, you know we have the best patreon in the world, right? Good.

Mar 24, 2020
Boys Boys Boys
01:32:53

If you don't support our patreon we will die.

Mar 12, 2020
All the Little Ants
01:30:22

This week we are pleased as punch to feature the work of Ben Kling and Rachel Wenitsky!

Ben arranged and produced Scrum's Theme, with Rachel on the pipes (the human throat pipes), with words and melody by lil' Tim Platt.

Check out more of their wonderful bidness here:

Ben Kling on Soundcloud (a must) and Twitter

Rachel Wenitsky on Twitter  and at home. 

And of course, ya gotta give it up for the Patreon.

 

 

Feb 25, 2020
TEASER: For the Queen: Showdown in Snakeland
00:00:56

For the Queen is an incredible storytelling game by Alex Roberts and published by Evil Hat.  Head here to learn more about the game, which is good.


As always with our Patron's only posts, feel free to subscribe, download what you want, and then unsubscribe. We know not everyone can afford to commit to a patreon forever, and that's fine by us.

Feb 13, 2020
Buggin' Out
01:22:39

Look, the patreon is good. We saved a seat for you. 

Additional music this week from Ben Kling! We'll have much more about (and from him) very soon, so stay tuned  ;)

Feb 11, 2020
TEASER: Rude Tales LIVE at Union Hall 1/24/20
00:04:07
Jan 30, 2020
The Cave and The Mistress
01:26:07

Patreon, dog! Get with the program.

And follow us on twitter @of_rude

That's an order, Lieutenant! 

Jan 28, 2020
Brothers Keeper
01:31:00

We got a LIVE show coming up and tickets are going FAST. Get yours right now for January 23rd at the historic Union Hall.----> here.

And baby, if you want this show to keep going, get yourself over to that yonder Patreon, and secure your seat beyond the velvet rope. Come inside weary traveler. The discord is FUN, the premium show is ADULT and HOT, the art is DANGEROUS, and the other stuff is TOO INTENSE to describe. I guess you could say it's not your father's actual play podcast Patreon ;)

Jan 14, 2020
GIANT SIZED New Year's Eve Holiday SPECTACULAR
02:26:14
Overwhelmed by tragedy and confusion, the gang believes they'll find safe harbor in Soaking Valley, but one wrong turn after another costs them the ultimate price as they find themselves saying goodbye to one of their own, and we on the show say goodbye to one of our original cast members con carné.
Dec 31, 2019
Kebin
01:20:02

CW: gore, death, family 

Dec 24, 2019
When You're Here
01:22:00

Exhausted and fed up, our heroes battle and cajole their way through the last leg of the Teenage Woods and its ridiculous denizens. But what lies beyond? 

After all this, can you go home again? And what might you find there? 

Can our heroes bear the revelations of the Dawn house? 

Can you?

COME JOIN THE PARTY ON PATREON!!

Dec 03, 2019
Fools Crush In (LIVE in Brooklyn)
01:39:28

The gang is whisked away by a malevolent, though romantic, force who will pry every secret from their most hidden hearts! Can they survive his psychological gauntlet? What truth will out? 

This was our first ever live show, recorded in Brooklyn New York, with an audience of just Patrons. If you'd like to come to a live taping like this one, support us on Patreon!

This week we're happy to once again be sponsored by Shaker & Spoon. Get your head in the game and get the perfect holiday gift for allllmost anyone by going riiight here. It's a great way to support the show, and for once your family will love you. For real though, we actually tried it and it's very, very good.

Nov 19, 2019
Dial E for Elf
01:36:09

If you're not on the patreon, you're trash. Sorry!

https://www.patreon.com/rudetalesofmagic

Nov 05, 2019
Mother Knows Best
01:27:06

Run don't walk to  go support synthwave master HOME @ https://music.midwestcollective.us/album/before-the-night

The album (our fave) is only $2!! Go get it now!

Oct 22, 2019
Down for the Count
01:32:58
Oct 08, 2019
Class Dismissed
01:28:39
Sep 24, 2019
Rude Tales of Magic: The Trailer
00:01:36
Sep 18, 2019