Welcome to Bedlam Asylum. I assume you're here to check yourself in, and it seems like a good call. You are absolutely out of your mind! But that's perfectly okay, seeing as we're all mad here. My name is Aurelia, and I'll be your Guide during your stay at the Asylum. Each Thursday morning at 8AM {CDT (GMT-5)} a story from the Asylum Patients will be shared with you. These stories are not to be trifled with, we give them as a warning. And if you don't heed the warnings within, you may find yourself the subject of a story. Now, go get settled in. And don't worry.. we don't bite... hard.