Escape From Vault Disney

By Tony Goldmark

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BeelzeBryce
 Dec 5, 2019
Great! I've watched his videos for years and it's nice to see Tony doing a podcast now.

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The Walt Disney Company has created some of the greatest, most acclaimed works of art in the history of cinema, and also unfathomable amounts of absolute garbage. And the Disney+ streaming service is loaded with both! Join YouTube personality Tony Goldmark, aka Some Jerk With A Camera, and a rotating series of guests as each week they pick a Disney+ title completely at random, dissect it for your amusement, and determine it to be "Disney Plus" or "Disney Minus." It's ESCAPE FROM VAULT DISNEY!

Episode Date
Russia's Wild Tiger
44:39

This week, I'm joined by the hosts of the Channel KRT podcast as the randomizer goes all the way back to 2022 to pick everyone's absolute favorite type of content we cover on this podcast, YET ANOTHER NATGEO SPECIAL! And this one's about those lovable striped predatory carnivores that have graced cereal boxes and early-90s comic strips the world over, tigers! Specifically the tigers native to the vast Sikhote-Alin Nature Reserve in Southeast Russia, which are apparently powerful enough to brainwash NatGeo narrators into thinking they're tigers too. Join Tony Goldmark, Tyler Green, Randee Martin and Kit Quinn as they get hunted and devoured by RUSSIA'S WILD TIGER!

VOTE on our Theme Month topic for March: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast/status/1620693445601017856 

Check out my guests' stuff!
CHANNEL KRT: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/channel-krt/id1530833092
KIT QUINN on Twitter: https://twitter.com/missi0nbreakout
RANDEE MARTIN on Twitter: https://twitter.com/cosmicr3wind
TYLER GREEN on Twitter: https://twitter.com/TylerFG 

And check out this show on social media!
Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast
Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark
Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark
Hear new episodes a day early by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark

Feb 01, 2023
BONUS MINISODE! Arendelle Castle Yule Log Outtakes!
13:27

Escape From Vault Disney will be back on January 25th with our episode on the NatGeo special Russia's Wild Tiger, but in the meantime, here's a BONUS MINISODE featuring outtakes (caused by different technical difficulties) from the recent chaotic Arendelle Castle Yule Log episode!

Jan 04, 2023
Arendelle Castle Yule Log
59:12

This week, for our final Christmas episode of 2022, the randomizer goes back to 2020 to pick a piece of Disney+ original content that continued the grand holiday tradition of the televised Yule Log. Originally devised in 1966 by television executive Fred M. Thrower for New York City's WPIX, for over fifty years now the Yule Log has brought the relaxing, soothing warmth of a crackling seasonal fireplace into countless households without fireplaces of their own. And while the staticity of its very nature certainly makes it an unconventional programming choice, its place in Christmas culture is undeniable and certainly worth extensive discussion. Join Tony Goldmark and his very special guests as they curl up by the Christmas tree with a warm blanket and a mug of hot cocoa and enjoy the ARENDELLE CASTLE YULE LOG! 

Check out this show on social media!
Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast
Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark
Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark
Hear new episodes early by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark 

Dec 24, 2022
The Muppet Christmas Carol
01:21:59

This week, for our second of three special Christmas episodes of 2022, the randomizer goes all the way back to 1992 to pick the only cinematic adaptation of Charles Dickens' legendary holiday masterpiece to depict the timeless tome exactly as its opium-addled author intended: with a felt amphibian as Bob Cratchit, a felt swine as Emily Cratchit and the guy from Jaws: The Revenge as Ebenezer Scrooge. Also there's Paul Williams songs, ice skating penguins and a weird giant spider monster. It's by far the best Christmas movie we've ever covered on this podcast. Join Tony Goldmark, Kyle A. Carrozza, Nicholas Bogroff Ganssle and Renie Rivas as they put on colorful sweaters and go from door to door singing THE MUPPET CHRISTMAS CAROL!

Check out my guests' stuff!

KYLE A. CARROZZA
Website: https://www.kyleacarrozza.com
Podcast: http://kyleandluke.com
Bandcamp: https://tvskyle.bandcamp.com

NICHOLAS BOGROFF GANSSLE
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCJUNsvVi8H54SuaoyjmjMuw

RENIE RIVAS
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/renie_rivas 
Podcast: https://ringringpodcast.podbean.com 
Twitter: https://twitter.com/Renie_Rivas 

And check out this show on social media!
Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast
Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark
Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark
Hear new episodes early by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark 

Dec 14, 2022
Home Alone 2: Lost In New York
01:22:21

This week, for our first of three special Christmas episodes of 2022, the randomizer goes all the way back to 1992 to pick the blockbuster sequel to one of the biggest Christmas smash hits of all time, a heartwarming holiday tale set in the Big Apple, complete with all the staples of a Merry Christmas: family, Christmas trees, toy stores, generosity, school pageants, travel complications, chronic abandonment, homelessness, fireworks, bodily injury, lifesize plastic skeletons, Hitchcockian bird attacks, Tim Curry, unpleasant reminders of America's worst disaster, unpleasant reminders of America's OTHER worst disaster, and of course lots and lots and lots of bricks to the face. Also the first word in the title is no longer accurate. Join Tony Goldmark, Ryan Hipp, Jacob Martin and Gaby Tyrrell as they make up some flimsy excuse and stay HOME ALONE 2: LOST IN NEW YORK! 

Check out my guests' stuff!

RYAN HIPP
Twitter: https://twitter.com/RyanHippFTW 
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/theryanhipp  

JACOB MARTIN
Bandcamp: https://closetothesun5.bandcamp.com 
Twitter: https://twitter.com/rct3isepic 
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/rct3isepic 

GABY TYRRELL
Twitter: https://twitter.com/ghoulish_gabs
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/GhoulishGabs

And check out this show on social media!
Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast
Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark
Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark
Hear new episodes early by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark 

Dec 07, 2022
Dr. K's Exotic Animal ER S3E4 - Operations Skunk
35:10

This week, the randomizer goes all the way back to 2016 to pick exactly what all my most dedicated listeners tune in to this podcast to hear, ANOTHER DAMN NATGEO SHOW! For the second week in a row. Hey, don't thank the randomizer, it's just doing its very stupid job. This particular NatGeo show is a reality show all about the veterinarians working at a Florida animal hospital that specializes in caring for exotic animals, which basically means "literally any animal that can fit through the door that isn't a dog or a cat unless it's the main vet's dad's dog with bunny ears on." That may seem like tortured logic, but whaddaya expect, it's Florida. Join Tony Goldmark, Charlie Callahan, Haley Baker Callahan and Cassie Shima as they speed off after dropping their screaming blood-drenched tortoise on the ground in front of DR. K'S EXOTIC ANIMAL ER, season three episode four, "Operations Skunk!"

Check out my guests' stuff!

CHARLIE CALLAHAN
Twitter: https://twitter.com/ThemeSnark 
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/rbgprods   

HALEY BAKER CALLAHAN
Twitter: https://twitter.com/Tricksterbelle 
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCjYjtuqtRKT0wCcO1T9j2dQ 

CASSIE SHIMA
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/cassies_island
Twitter: https://twitter.com/CassiePrologue 

And check out this show on social media!
Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast
Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark
Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark
Hear new episodes a day early by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark

Nov 30, 2022
Secrets of the Bull Shark
41:29

This week, the randomizer goes all the way back to 2020 to pick one of the roughly nine zillion NatGeo documentaries on Disney+ all about sharks! Yes, sharks, those oft-maligned predators of the deep who were the subject of exactly one really good movie almost fifty damn years ago and the general public is still inexplicably fascinated with them, even though unless you're a fish, you're statistically more likely to get killed by a falling vending machine than a shark. So I guess the real question is, where's Spielberg's suspenseful masterpiece about falling vending machines? Screw The Fabelmans, get that guy's priorities in order! Join Tony Goldmark, Charlie Callahan, Haley Baker Callahan and Cassie Shima as they sign NDAs and tell no one the horrible SECRETS OF THE BULL SHARK!

Check out my guests' stuff!

CHARLIE CALLAHAN
Twitter: https://twitter.com/ThemeSnark 
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/rbgprods   

HALEY BAKER CALLAHAN
Twitter: https://twitter.com/Tricksterbelle 
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCjYjtuqtRKT0wCcO1T9j2dQ 

CASSIE SHIMA
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/cassies_island
Twitter: https://twitter.com/CassiePrologue 

And check out this show on social media!
Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast
Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark
Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark
Hear new episodes a day early by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark

Nov 23, 2022
Better Nate Than Ever
01:15:12

This week, the randomizer goes all the way back to 2022 to pick a Disney+ original movie about a precocious young theater kid named Nate who, despite the movie title, does not find himself locked in fierce gladiatorial combat with an inferior precocious young theater kid named Ever. It's about Nate pursuing an impossible dream of sweating in a hot mascot suit for two hours under hot theater lights while the overpaying tourists don't even get to see his face. Along the way he goes viral on TikTok and sneaks into a dinosaur museum because it's a movie and those 91 minutes won't fill themselves now will they. Join Tony Goldmark, Morgan Funder, David Ganssle and Luke Ski as they debate whether the loser fed to the lions should be BETTER NATE THAN EVER!

Check out my guests' stuff!

MORGAN FUNDER
Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheWire2
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/AnIdiotsLantern

DAVID GANSSLE
Twitter: https://twitter.com/doggans
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/doggans

LUKE SKI
Portfolio: https://www.luke.ski
Bandcamp: https://lukeski.bandcamp.com
Twitter: https://twitter.com/thegreatlukeski

And check out this show on social media!
Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast
Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark
Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark
Hear new episodes early by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark 

Nov 16, 2022
BONUS MINISODE! Yet Even More Outtakes!
08:51

Escape From Vault Disney will be back next week with a full episode on the Disney+ original movie Better Nate Than Ever, but in the meantime here's a BONUS MINISODE featuring various outtakes from the Man of the House, Chip 'N Dale Rescue Rangers, Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith and Beverly Hills Chihuahua episodes!

Nov 09, 2022
BONUS MINISODE! Weird: The Al Yankovic Story spoiler-free review!
10:56

Yeah, I know this isn't a Disney+ movie, but screw it, this is my podcast and Weird: The Al Yankovic Story is a movie I've basically been waiting for pretty much all my life. Enjoy the spoiler-free review!

Nov 02, 2022
Under Wraps (2021)
01:05:49

This week, for our (slightly-belated) second Halloween episode of the year, the randomizer goes all the way back to 2021 to cover a DCOM that happens to be a remake of the first DCOM to ever get branded with the official "DCOM" label. It's about a poorly-protected Egyptian mummy who comes back to life, befriends a few kids, appears in a homemade monster movie, stars in a viral dance video, runs afoul of antiquity thieves, sticks a remote to the ceiling with honey somehow, accidentally buys too much birdseed, fights off goons with an enormous ice cream cone, and eventually goes back to sleep. "Well that all sounds interesting," I hear you ask, "but by any chance does it also involve an outdated Kid 'N Play haircut and/or a villain eating octopus erotically?" Friend, you ain't gonna believe the answer. Join Tony Goldmark, Emily Clark, Zach Hurst and a Surprise Special Guest as they sign non-disclosure agreements and keep the project UNDER WRAPS (2021)!

Check out my guests' stuff!

EMILY CLARK
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@emilyabclark 
Twitter: https://twitter.com/emilyabclark 
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/Divinemissem82

ZACH HURST
Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheRLKing
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/TheVoyages

SURPRISE SPECIAL GUEST
Twitter: https://twitter.com/bigdadydrac1869 

And check out this show on social media!
Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast
Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark
Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark
Hear new episodes one day early by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark 

Oct 26, 2022
The Ghosts of Buxley Hall (with AniMat!)
57:11

This week, for our first of two Halloween episodes of the year, the randomizer goes all the way back to 1980 to cover a made-for-TV movie that has absolutely nothing to do with Halloween and barely even has all that much to do with ghosts. In fact, if anything, the titular ghosts are just interrupting an already way too convoluted story about a rich kid, his evil gold-digging relatives and the newly gender-integrated military academy he attends for some reason. Also there's a zipline competition, an awkward sex ed class scene and the most Italian man in the world. And did I mention the ghosts are Civil War veterans? Cuz the ghosts are Civil War veterans. I know it doesn't seem possible, but the film is even less coherent than I'm making it sound. Join Tony Goldmark, Mat Brunet (aka AniMat!), Kyle A. Carrozza and David Spencer as they strap on proton packs and bust THE GHOSTS OF BUXLEY HALL!

Check out my guests' stuff!

MAT BRUNET
Livestream: https://www.youtube.com/c/AniMatsCrazyCartoonCast 
Twitter: https://twitter.com/AniMat505
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/ElectricDragon505   

KYLE A. CARROZZA
Website: https://www.kyleacarrozza.com
Podcast: http://kyleandluke.com
Bandcamp: https://tvskyle.bandcamp.com  

DAVID SPENCER
Twitter: https://twitter.com/DavidAKAButtons   
Podcast: https://pipedreampodcasts.com/how-did-this-not-get-made

And check out this show on social media!
Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast
Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark
Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark
Hear new episodes a day early by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark

Oct 19, 2022
Beverly Hills Chihuahua: The 100th Episode Spectacular!
01:55:48

IT'S THE ESCAPE FROM VAULT DISNEY 100TH EPISODE SPECTACULAR!!! That's right, this objectively very stupid podcast where grown-ass adults whine about children's media has finally reached triple-digits, and to celebrate, we assemble the biggest group of guests we've ever had to take on a topic chosen through an unusually-convoluted process involving the randomizer, my guests' preferences AND a Twitter poll, and in that Twitter poll my sadistic listeners made us watch a 2008 "comedy" in which - get this - DOGS TALK! Wha-wha-wha-WHAAAAAAA? Dogs aren't gifted with the power of coherent speech in REAL life! Much less the voices of such A-list celebrities as The Guy From That Thing and The Other Guy From That Other Thing! What fantastic miracles will the magic of cinema grace us mere mortals with next? Join Tony Goldmark, Sydney Agnew, Charlie Callahan, Haley Baker Callahan, Kyle A. Carrozza, Morgan Funder, David Ganssle, Nicholas Bogroff Ganssle, Michael Hunter, Zach Hurst, Kit Quinn and Luke Ski as they load up the truck and move to BEVERLY HILLS CHIHUAHUA!

Check out my guests' stuff!

SYDNEY AGNEW
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thederpyhipster 
Twitter: https://twitter.com/thederpyhipster  

CHARLIE CALLAHAN
Twitter: https://twitter.com/ThemeSnark
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/rbgprods

HALEY BAKER CALLAHAN
Twitter: https://twitter.com/Tricksterbelle
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCjYjtuqtRKT0wCcO1T9j2dQ

KYLE A. CARROZZA
Website: https://www.kyleacarrozza.com
Podcast: http://kyleandluke.com
Bandcamp: https://tvskyle.bandcamp.com

MORGAN FUNDER
Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheWire2
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/AnIdiotsLantern

DAVID GANSSLE
Twitter: https://twitter.com/doggans
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/doggans

NICHOLAS BOGROFF GANSSLE
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCJUNsvVi8H54SuaoyjmjMuw

MICHAEL HUNTER
Twitter: https://twitter.com/Arctic_Ginger
Podcast: https://www.pipedreampodcasts.com/come-on-fhqwhpods

ZACH HURST
Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheRLKing
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/TheVoyages

KIT QUINN
Twitter: https://twitter.com/missi0nbreakout
Podcast: https://anchor.fm/krt-trio

LUKE SKI
Portfolio: https://www.luke.ski
Bandcamp: https://lukeski.bandcamp.com
Twitter: https://twitter.com/thegreatlukeski

And check out this show on social media!
Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast
Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark
Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark
Hear new episodes early by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark 

Oct 12, 2022
BONUS MINISODE! Luke Interviews Tony (part 2)
19:18

We're still another week away from the Escape From Vault Disney 100th Episode Spectacular, in which we cover Beverly Hills Chihuahua, but in the meantime here's the spine-shattering conclusion of a two-part interview that frequent guest Luke Ski conducted with host Tony Goldmark back in April! We talk about some of the movies on Disney+ that haven't been covered on the show yet, including an extremely lengthy digression on the merits, or lack thereof, of the infamous Cars 2. PLUS! A State of the Parks segment on the recently-announced Figment movie in development!

Oct 05, 2022
BONUS MINISODE! Luke Interviews Tony (part 1)
19:06

The Escape From Vault Disney 100th Episode Spectacular, in which we cover Beverly Hills Chihuahua, is two weeks away, and in the meantime here's part one of a two-part interview that frequent guest Luke Ski conducted with host Tony Goldmark back in April! We talk about various episodes of the show, and for some reason go off on a very long tangent about the Meatballs movies.

Sep 28, 2022
Hannah Montana S2E29 - We're All On This Date Together
49:35

This week, the randomizer goes all the way back to 2008 to pick an episode of Disney Channel's smash hit sitcom that launched the massively successful pop music career of Miley Cyrus. But before she was swinging around naked on wrecking balls, she was stuck in the world's worst love triangle with the guy from High School Musical (no, not him, the other guy) and a small child who the writers decided needed to be unspeakably horny, because 2008 was a very different time when that idea was considered humorous for some appalling reason. No wonder she ended up swinging around naked on wrecking balls. Join Tony Goldmark, Morgan Funder, David Ganssle and Luke Ski as they scalp tickets to HANNAH MONTANA, season two episode twenty-nine, "We're All On This Date Together!"

There's still time to VOTE in the 100th episode Twitter poll! https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast/status/1570344221332353026

Check out my guests' stuff!

MORGAN FUNDER
Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheWire2
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/AnIdiotsLantern

DAVID GANSSLE
Twitter: https://twitter.com/doggans
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/doggans

LUKE SKI
Portfolio: https://www.luke.ski
Bandcamp: https://lukeski.bandcamp.com
Twitter: https://twitter.com/thegreatlukeski

And check out this show on social media!
Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast
Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark
Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark
Hear new episodes early by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark 


Sep 14, 2022
BONUS MINISODE - What Will Be Our 100th Episode?
08:06

Episode #99 won't be ready til sometime this weekend, but in the meantime, here's an advance clip of the end of it where my guests and I narrow down our 100th episode topic to four choices!

Go VOTE in the Twitter poll! https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast/status/1570344221332353026 

Sep 14, 2022
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith
01:10:18

This week, the randomizer goes all the way back to 2005 to pick the spine-tingling conclusion of that one time some Northern California film school tech weirdo spent hundreds of millions of dollars on three movies about his most famous characters' parents. Featuring laser swords, lava battles, digital muppets, a planet full of gorilla-bears who get distressingly little screen time, tons of memes in their natural habitat, and of course the horrifyingly relevant omnipresent specter of encroaching fascism. Y'know, for kids! Join Tony Goldmark, Kyle A. Carrozza, Kaylyn Saucedo and Luke Ski as they enlist in the STAR WARS: EPISODE III - REVENGE OF THE SITH!

Check out my guests' stuff!

KYLE A. CARROZZA
Website: https://www.kyleacarrozza.com
Podcast: http://kyleandluke.com
Bandcamp: https://tvskyle.bandcamp.com

KAYLYN SAUCEDO
Twitter: https://twitter.com/MarzGurl
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/MarzGurl
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/marzgurl

LUKE SKI
Portfolio: https://www.luke.ski
Bandcamp: https://lukeski.bandcamp.com
Twitter: https://twitter.com/thegreatlukeski

And check out this show on social media!
Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast
Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark
Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark
Hear new episodes early by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark 

Sep 07, 2022
Stepsister from Planet Weird
50:31

It's our fifth and final week of Patreon Request Month 2022, and the randomizer's going all the way back to the year 2000 to pick Scott's request for a Disney Channel movie about a family of sentient alien space bubbles whose planet falls under the tyrannical rule of an evil fascist sentient alien space bubble, forcing them to flee to Earth, where they take human form somehow, subsist on root beer and fear the wind...and somehow the movie is very, very, very boring. Join Tony Goldmark, Phil Johnson, Shoebox and Devo Spice as they argue on Facebook with their STEPSISTER FROM PLANET WEIRD!

Check out my guests' stuff!
PHIL JOHNSON
Website: https://www.PhilJohnsonComedy.com
Twitter: https://twitter.com/roadsidephil

SHOEBOX
Website: http://wormquartet.com
Twitter: https://twitter.com/wormquartet

DEVO SPICE
Website: https://www.devospice.com
Twitter:  https://twitter.com/devospice

And check out this show on social media!
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Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark
Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark
Hear new episodes a day early by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark 

Aug 31, 2022
Bluey S2E7-9 - Favourite Thing/Daddy Drop-Off/Sleepytime
40:15

It's Week #4 of Patreon Request Month 2022, and the randomizer's going all the way back to 2020 to pick Z. Taylor Dunkin's request for a randomly-selected batch of three episodes of the seven-minute Australian kids show about a family of talking dogs that's taken the world by storm, and endeared itself to kids and adults alike, thanks to a winning combination of refreshing sincerity, surprising emotional depth, and a level of cuteness which I'm pretty sure was outlawed by the Geneva Convention. Also more toilet jokes than you might think. Join Tony Goldmark, Rob Bergman, Emily Clark and Renie Rivas as they guess that's why they call it the BLUEY, season two, episodes seven thru nine, "Favourite Thing," "Daddy Drop-Off" and "Sleepytime!"

Check out my guests' stuff!

ROB BERGMAN
Twitter: https://twitter.com/RobSnatcher 

EMILY CLARK
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@emilyabclark 
Twitter: https://twitter.com/emilyabclark 
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/Divinemissem82

RENIE RIVAS
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/renie_rivas 
Podcast: https://ringringpodcast.podbean.com 
Twitter: https://twitter.com/Renie_Rivas 

And check out this show on social media!
Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast
Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark
Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark
Hear new episodes one day early by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark 

Aug 24, 2022
Phantom of the Megaplex
56:10

It's Week #3 of Patreon Request Month 2022, and this week the randomizer's going all the way back to the year 2000 to pick Pat_Alazr's request for a Disney Channel Original Movie all about the majesty of cinema itself, in which screen legend Mickey Rooney lends his formidable gravitas to a timeless fable about the seductive power of the silver screen. It's also a movie in which the lead character cleans up gumballs with a hockey stick and stabs a giant dinosaur balloon with a sword. Join Tony Goldmark, Rae Harrell, Charles Moss and Jen Seggio as they throw popcorn at the PHANTOM OF THE MEGAPLEX!"

Check out my guests' stuff!

RAE HARRELL
Twitter: https://twitter.com/RaeHarrell_VA 
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCSbo6mgs5IX8G8oP-mYUj4g 

CHARLES MOSS
Portfolio: https://www.charlesmossanimation.com/ 
Twitter:  https://twitter.com/MossAnimation 
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtvTWOJ-Y1Nd5zvm08jmEGg 

JEN SEGGIO
Blog: https://upontheshelfreviews.wordpress.com
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/jenseggio 
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/TheITinFIT

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Aug 17, 2022
Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers (2022) (with Mystery Shack Lookback!)
01:20:56

It's Week #2 of Patreon Request Month 2022, and we're teaming up with the hosts of Mystery Shack Lookback as the randomizer goes all the way back to 2022 to pick Zan Hecht and Tyler Paul's request for the Disney+ original movie that saw fit to hire the lunatics at The Lonely Island to take over the Disney asylum, and Trojan Horse the most surreal phantasmagorical whirlwind of pop-cultural remixing this side of The LEGO Movie into an adaptation of a semi-remembered Disney Afternoon show from over three decades ago. My guests weren't ready for that yet, but the kids they may or may not ever have are gonna love it. Join Tony Goldmark, Ella Cesari, Charley Marlowe and Shelby Sessler as they take the clues and find the wheres and whys and whos of Ch-Ch-Ch-CHIP 'N DALE RESCUE RANGERS (2022)!

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MYSTERY SHACK LOOKBACK
Podcast: https://mysteryshacklookback.libsyn.com/
Twitter: https://twitter.com/mysteryshackpod 

ELLA CESARI
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/drawnwithoutref
Twitter: https://twitter.com/drawnwithoutref 
Portfolio: https://ellacesari.weebly.com 

CHARLEY MARLOWE
Twitter: https://twitter.com/charmarlowe  
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/CharleyMarlowe  
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@CapnGoatbeard 

SHELBY SESSLER
Website: https://www.shelbysessler.com  
Twitter: https://twitter.com/shelbysessler 
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/shelbeanie143  

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Aug 10, 2022
Luca (with Linkara and Viga!)
52:40

This week, the randomizer kicks off Patreon Request Month 2022 by going all the way back to 2021 to pick Emily Hinton's request for a Pixar instant classic which got a pandemic-induced straight-to-Disney+ release, an animated movie about talking fish where a fish child leaves home and gets taken to...no, not that one. An animated movie about a fish-human hybrid creature who dreams of something more above the surface and...no, not that one either. The one set in Italy where the fish-kid wants to be an astronaut or something and everyone may or may not be gay. Join Tony Goldmark, Morgan Funder, Lewis Lovhaug and Viga as they find themselves utterly charmed by LUCA!

Check out my guests' stuff!

MORGAN FUNDER
Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheWire2
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/AnIdiotsLantern

LEWIS LOVHAUG
Website: http://atopthefourthwall.com  
Twitter: https://twitter.com/Linkara19  
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/reuisu 

VIGA
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/vigasartroom 
Twitter: https://twitter.com/Viga 
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/VigasArtRoom 

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Aug 03, 2022
Spider-Man and His Amazing Friends S1E17 - The Bride of Dracula
54:58

This week, the randomizer goes all the way back to 1981 to pick, for the second time in the history of this podcast, an episode of an early-80s Spider-Man animated series in which a villain kidnaps a superhero and Spidey has to chase that villain all the way to Europe to rescue the superhero from a creepy old castle. Something something Doofenshmirtz, something something two nickels. Join Tony Goldmark, Kyle A. Carrozza, Luke Ski and a Surprise Special Guest as they look out, for here comes the SPIDER-MAN AND HIS AMAZING FRIENDS, season one, episode seventeen, "The Bride of Dracula!"

NOTE: For those who like to watch each episode topic before listening, if you watch Disney+ on a computer, it might list "The Bride of Dracula" as episode 18, not 17. We were all in the same room watching on a TV when we were recording, and the TV said it was episode 17, so that's what we went with. "The Bride of Dracula" is the only TV episode we cover in this podcast episode, regardless of which number it is for you.

Check out my guests' stuff!

KYLE A. CARROZZA
Website: https://www.kyleacarrozza.com
Podcast: http://kyleandluke.com
Bandcamp: https://tvskyle.bandcamp.com

LUKE SKI
Portfolio: https://www.luke.ski
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@the_great_luke_ski
Twitter: https://twitter.com/thegreatlukeski

SURPRISE SPECIAL GUEST
Twitter: https://twitter.com/bigdadydrac1869 

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Jul 27, 2022
Jungle Animal Rescue S1E5 - A Tiger's Tale (with AniMat!)
54:38

The lost episode is un-lost! This week, we proudly present an episode once thought lost in a hard drive crash, but now found, if by "found" you mean "we started over from scratch using lower-quality Zoom recordings." In this episode, the randomizer goes all the way back to 2020 to pick an episode of a NatGeo reality show about animals that promises to be a NatGeo reality show about animals and not much else. But if you like watching tiger surgery, hold on tight! Join Tony Goldmark, Mat Brunet (aka AniMat!), Ryan Hipp and Randee Martin as they run through the JUNGLE ANIMAL RESCUE, season one, episode five, "A Tiger's Tale!"

Learn more about Wildlife SOS: https://wildlifesos.org

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MAT BRUNET
Livestream: https://www.youtube.com/c/AniMatsCrazyCartoonCast 
Twitter: https://twitter.com/AniMat505
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/ElectricDragon505   

RYAN HIPP
Twitter: https://twitter.com/RyanHippFTW 
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/theryanhipp  

RANDEE MARTIN
Podcast: https://anchor.fm/krt-trio 
TikTok: https://tiktok.com/@daleearnhardtsfursona
Twitter: https://twitter.com/cosmicr3wind  

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Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark
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Jul 20, 2022
BONUS MINISODE! Agatha Vs. Doggans
08:05

I gotta take this week off to give myself time to catch up (and hopefully stay caught up) before Patreon Request Month (still one more week to submit requests at https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark btw!) but in the meantime, here's an extended outtake - a much longer version of the "Agatha bugging Doggans" bit from the Man of the House episode, featuring Agatha Vile and David Ganssle!

Jul 13, 2022
Man of the House
01:15:10

This week we're bypassing the randomizer for yet another Guest's Choice episode, in which our good friend Charlie Callahan inexplicably throws away the one and only Guest's Choice episode he'll ever get on a deservedly-obscure Disney "comedy" from 1995 that's equal parts boring and racist, in which Chevy Chase doesn't get to be a jerk, Jonathan Taylor Thomas doesn't get to be likeable, George Wendt doesn't get to be funny and Farrah Fawcett has to pretend to be into Chevy Chase despite looking like Farrah Fawcett. It's a complete waste of everyone's time, especially ours! Join Tony Goldmark, Charlie Callahan, Haley Baker Callahan, Zach Hurst and Gaby Tyrrell as they stick it to the MAN OF THE HOUSE! 

Check out my guests' stuff!

CHARLIE CALLAHAN
Twitter: https://twitter.com/ThemeSnark
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/rbgprods

HALEY BAKER CALLAHAN
Twitter: https://twitter.com/Tricksterbelle
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCjYjtuqtRKT0wCcO1T9j2dQ

ZACH HURST
Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheRLKing
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/TheVoyages

GABY TYRRELL
Twitter: https://twitter.com/ghoulish_gabs
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Atomicnerdgirl

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Jul 06, 2022
Strange Magic
01:07:19

This week, as Tony returns from his impromptu hard drive crash-induced mini-hiatus, the randomizer goes all the way back to 2015 to pick the last movie (as of now) that the legendary George Lucas was personally involved with, an animated fairy tale with a story by Lucas himself combining his love of mythic fantasy with his penchant for subversive genre fusion...only this time, for some bizarre reason he combined the plots and/or aesthetics of Beauty and the Beast, Ferngully, Mamma Mia! and various Labyrinth fanfics. Yeah, this one didn't exactly get a holiday special. Join Tony Goldmark, Charlie Callahan, Haley Baker Callahan and Gaby Tyrrell as they get cursed by some STRANGE MAGIC!

Check out my guests' stuff!

CHARLIE CALLAHAN
Twitter: https://twitter.com/ThemeSnark
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/rbgprods

HALEY BAKER CALLAHAN
Twitter: https://twitter.com/Tricksterbelle
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCjYjtuqtRKT0wCcO1T9j2dQ

GABY TYRRELL
Twitter: https://twitter.com/ghoulish_gabs
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Atomicnerdgirl

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Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark
Hear new episodes early, and submit your requests for "Patreon Request Month" in August, by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark 

Jun 29, 2022
BONUS MINISODE! My Scrooge McDuck Song (or: Jungle Animal Rescue can't be rescued)
06:16

Unfortunately, due to severe technical difficulties, I have no choice but to declare the Jungle Animal Rescue episode a lost episode. Instead, have a minisode this week featuring a song I recorded about Scrooge McDuck in the late 2000s, plus a teaser for what next week's episode WILL be!

Jun 22, 2022
BONUS MINISODE! Even More Outtakes!
09:21

Escape From Vault Disney will be back next week with a full episode on NatGeo's Jungle Animal Rescue, but in the meantime here's a BONUS MINISODE featuring various outtakes from the Luck of the Irish, Behind the Attraction, Encanto, Alice In Wonderland and Hawkeye episodes!

Jun 15, 2022
Alice In Wonderland (1951)
01:12:33

This week we're bypassing the randomizer for yet another Guest's Choice episode, in which our good friend Alessandra Dreyer "makes" us watch a Disney Animated Canon classic from 1951, a heartwarming tale about a little girl who enters an incredible fantasy world and spends roughly an hour and change getting harassed, bullied, trolled, gaslit, demonized, psychologically tortured, nearly burned alive and nearly decapitated by a seemingly endless string of demented sociopathic weirdos. Y'know, good clean wholesome Disney magic! Join Tony Goldmark, Alessandra Dreyer, David Ganssle and Erika Haynes as they go ask ALICE IN WONDERLAND (1951)!

Check out my guests' stuff!

ALESSANDRA DREYER
Twitter: https://twitter.com/badfolklorist
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/badfolklorist

DAVID GANSSLE
Twitter: https://twitter.com/doggans
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/doggans

ERIKA HAYNES
Twitter: https://twitter.com/RealityOnMute 

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Jun 08, 2022
DuckTales (2017) S2E11 - The Golden Spear!
57:07
This week, as Tony returns from his impromptu COVID-induced mini-hiatus, the randomizer picks an episode of perhaps one of the top ten greatest animated nostalgia reboot series about talking ducks to feature aliens, zombies, Greek Gods, slap bracelets and a magical shadow dimension ruled by superintelligent goats. And that's all just in this episode. Join Tony Goldmark, Alessandra Dreyer, Morgan Funder and David Ganssle as they grab onto some DUCKTALES (2017), season two, episode eleven, "The Golden Spear!" Woo-oo!

Check out my guests' stuff!

ALESSANDRA DREYER
Twitter: https://twitter.com/badfolklorist
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/badfolklorist

MORGAN FUNDER
Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheWire2
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/AnIdiotsLantern

DAVID GANSSLE
Twitter: https://twitter.com/doggans
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/doggans

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Jun 01, 2022
BONUS MINISODE! Star Wars Episode Outtakes
07:25

Escape From Vault Disney will return with a full new episode next week, but in the meantime, here's a BONUS MINISODE of some canon-breaking outtakes from our Star Wars episode from a few weeks ago, featuring Tony Goldmark, Charlie Callahan, Morgan Funder and Luke Ski!

May 25, 2022
BONUS MINISODE! Agatha Vs. Technology
11:49
Escape From Vault Disney will be back with new episodes in June after Tony fully recovers from COVID, but in the meantime, here's a BONUS MINISODE of an extended outtake of the behind-the-scenes shenanigans of our Luck of the Irish episode, featuring Tony Goldmark, David Ganssle, Zach Hurst, Cassie Shima and Agatha Vile!
May 18, 2022
Impact with Gal Gadot S1E3-4 - The Ripple Effect/Coming Home (with Anarkee!)
43:47
Y'know, as I've said before in these episode descriptions, doing this podcast can be a precarious endeavor sometimes. Some weeks, we get to watch ridiculous oddities like The Luck of the Irish or delightful obscure gems like Life With Mikey...and then there's weeks like this one, when the almighty randomizer sees fit to say "Hey look, two episodes of a made-for-YouTube NatGeo documentary series from last year about the ongoing Puerto Rican water crisis and the life-or-death struggle of homeless black trans women! Make jokes about THAT, pathetic humans!" And we are forced to obey. Join Tony Goldmark, Anarkee, Kyle Kallgren and Chris Nebergall as they brace for IMPACT WITH GAL GADOT, season one, episodes three and four, "The Ripple Effect" and "Coming Home!"

Learn more about Remora Water: https://remorawater.com/
Learn more about My Sistah's House Memphis: https://mshmemphis.org/

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ANARKEE
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/anarkee/ 
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@itsanarkee
Twitter: https://twitter.com/itsanarkee 

KYLE KALLGREN
Twitter: https://twitter.com/KyleKallgren 
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/oancitizen 
Theatre Company: https://worlds-elsewhere.com

CHRIS NEBERGALL
Twitter: https://twitter.com/ChrisNebergall 
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCq9hpBl49TYkjc_lzqStkCA 

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May 11, 2022
Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope
59:02

Happy Star Wars Day, everyone! This week, just in time for May the Fourth (and might I add, be with you) we finally force-choke the randomizer into giving us some Star Wars content, and it goes all the way back to 1977 to the original George Lucas classic that started it all! Or rather, the infamous beleaguered "Maclunkey Cut" of the classic that started it all. Why all the wanton CGI? Who actually shot first? And just who is this Maclunkey fellow anyway? On this special episode, we hope to answer all those questions and more. Join Tony Goldmark, Charlie Callahan, Morgan Funder and Luke Ski as they give you those STAR WARS: EPISODE IV - A NEW HOPE!

Check out my guests' stuff!
CHARLIE CALLAHAN
Twitter: https://twitter.com/ThemeSnark 
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/rbgprods  

MORGAN FUNDER
Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheWire2
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/AnIdiotsLantern

LUKE SKI
Bandcamp: https://lukeski.bandcamp.com
Twitter: https://twitter.com/thegreatlukeski
Portfolio: https://www.luke.ski

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YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark
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May 04, 2022
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir S4E11 - Rocketear
51:01
This week the randomizer goes all the way back to 2021 to cover a CGI animated series produced in France and inspired by anime that originally aired in the states on Nickelodeon before moving to Netflix and eventually the Disney Channel and Disney+. It is completely incomprehensible and I neither condone nor understand anything that happens in it. Join Tony Goldmark, Madeline Maye, Renie Rivas and Luke Ski as they stare bewildered at MIRACULOUS: TALES OF LADYBUG & CAT NOIR, season four, episode eleven, "Rocketear!"

Check out my guests' stuff!
MADELINE MAYE
Band: https://soundcloud.com/inkblot-band
Podcast: https://soundcloud.com/landbeforetimeland
Twitter: https://twitter.com/friendlycatwife

RENIE RIVAS
Podcast: https://ringringpodcast.podbean.com
Twitter: https://twitter.com/Renie_Rivas

LUKE SKI
Bandcamp: https://lukeski.bandcamp.com
Twitter: https://twitter.com/thegreatlukeski
Portfolio: https://www.luke.ski

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Apr 27, 2022
Encanto
01:18:41
This week the randomizer goes all the way back to late 2021 to cover Disney Animation's latest instant massive phenomenon that took the world by storm with breathtaking visuals, compelling characters, dynamic storytelling and inhumanly catchy songs...and just our luck, one of our guests on this episode just so happens to be one of the nine people in the universe who intensely despises it with the burning passion of a thousand suns. Yeeeeaaaah, this one got a little contentious. Join Tony Goldmark, Madeline Maye, Renie Rivas and Luke Ski as they vigorously debate the merits of ENCANTO!

Check out my guests' stuff!

MADELINE MAYE
Band: https://soundcloud.com/inkblot-band 
Podcast: https://soundcloud.com/landbeforetimeland 
Twitter: https://twitter.com/friendlycatwife 

RENIE RIVAS
Podcast: https://ringringpodcast.podbean.com  
Twitter: https://twitter.com/Renie_Rivas  

LUKE SKI
Podcast: http://kyleandluke.com 
Twitter: https://twitter.com/thegreatlukeski 
Portfolio: https://www.luke.ski 

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Apr 20, 2022
Behind the Attraction S1E5 - Space Mountain
01:16:29
The increasingly-inaccurately-titled PARKS MONTH on Escape From Vault Disney finally comes to a close, a mere two weeks after the month ended! For our fifth and final week of "Parks Month and a Half" I guess, the randomizer goes all the way back to 2021 to cover a made-for-Disney+ docuseries that attempts to blend theme park history lessons with postmodern fourth-wall-breaking wacky comedy (wow what a wild idea never seen anything like that before nope never not even once), specifically an episode about a mountain of pure space. Join Tony Goldmark, David Ganssle, Ben Lancaster and Gaby Tyrrell as they get caught sneaking BEHIND THE ATTRACTION, season one, episode five, "Space Mountain!"

Check out my guests' stuff!
DAVID GANSSLE
Twitter: https://twitter.com/doggans
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/doggans

BEN LANCASTER
Podcast: https://worldoftomorrowseries.com
Twitter: https://twitter.com/WaltsFrzenHead

GABY TYRRELL
Twitter: https://twitter.com/ghoulish_gabs
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Atomicnerdgirl

Watch Dave's video on the best Disney Parks specials NOT on Disney+: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SsQoUVTQhic 

Watch "The Legacy of Arrow Development" on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGKgVxx5Wu8 

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Apr 13, 2022
BONUS MINISODE! State of the Parks: Be Kind, Cosmic Rewind
07:36
Escape From Vault Disney will be back with the conclusion of Parks Month (or, as it can more accurately be called now, Parks Month And A Half) next week, but in the meantime here's a BONUS MINISODE with a State of the Parks segment on the announcement of Guardians of the Galaxy: Cosmic Rewind's opening date!
Apr 06, 2022
Magic of Disney's Animal Kingdom S1E3 - Betty and the Beast (with Dave Cobb!)
58:29
PARKS MONTH on Escape From Vault Disney just keeps on riding along! For our fourth week of Parks Month, the randomizer goes all the way back to 2020 to cover an episode of an inevitable series in which Disney realizes they own both a Florida theme park filled with animals (totally not a zoo though, and how dare you propagate such unfounded allegations) and a basic cable network devoted entirely to pointing cameras at animals. Join Tony Goldmark, Jen Seggio, Garrett Snook and legendary theme park designer/creative director Dave Cobb as they take a nice big whiff of the MAGIC OF DISNEY'S ANIMAL KINGDOM, season one, episode three, "Betty and the Beast!"

Check out my guests' stuff!

DAVE COBB
Linktree: https://linktr.ee/davecobb
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ziggystardoghusky/
Twitter: https://twitter.com/davecobb

JEN SEGGIO
Blog: https://upontheshelfreviews.wordpress.com
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/jenseggio 
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/TheITinFIT

GARRETT SNOOK
Twitter:  https://twitter.com/ilneigeYT
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/IlNeige

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Mar 30, 2022
Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
01:31:44
It continues to be PARKS MONTH on Escape From Vault Disney! For our third week of Parks Month, the randomizer goes all the way back to 2003 to bless us with the one movie based on a theme park ride that won over critics and audiences alike, and made them say "Oh wow, I guess you CAN make a really really really good movie based on a theme park ride!" before that peculiar subgenre squandered everyone's goodwill all over again. Join Tony Goldmark, Sydney Agnew, Ayaka Matsuoka and Chris Nebergall as they get keelhauled by PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: THE CURSE OF THE BLACK PEARL!

Check out my guests' stuff!

SYDNEY AGNEW
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thederpyhipster 
Twitter: https://twitter.com/thederpyhipster  

AYAKA MATSUOKA 
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/puga_the_porg  

CHRIS NEBERGALL
Twitter: https://twitter.com/ChrisNebergall 
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCq9hpBl49TYkjc_lzqStkCA 

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Mar 23, 2022
I am postponing the next episode in solidarity with the #DisneyDoBetter walkouts.
02:56

#DisneyDoBetter

#DisneySayGay

#DisneySayTrans

#WhereIsChapek

https://www.whereischapek.com/

Mar 16, 2022
Miles From Tomorrowland S2E16 - Once In A Blue Moon/The Queen Gemma Dilemma (with Ron Schneider!)
48:43
It's still PARKS MONTH on Escape From Vault Disney! And for our second week of Parks Month, the randomizer in its infinite wisdom goes all the way back to 2015 to make us watch an episode of a Disney Junior series with an in-name-only parks connection, depicting a harsh dystopian future of robo-ostriches, gaseous blob-monsters and ruthless dancing space-dictators, where every five seconds someone has to attempt a dumb catchphrase just to survive. Join Tony Goldmark, Charlie Callahan, Haley Baker Callahan and very special guest Ron Schneider as they travel several MILES FROM TOMORROWLAND, season two, episode sixteen, "Once In A Blue Moon/The Queen Gemma Dilemma!"

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CHARLIE CALLAHAN
Twitter: https://twitter.com/ThemeSnark 
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/rbgprods  

HALEY BAKER CALLAHAN
Twitter: https://twitter.com/Tricksterbelle 
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCjYjtuqtRKT0wCcO1T9j2dQ 

RON SCHNEIDER
Book: https://www.amazon.com/Dreamer-Dreamfinder-Lessons-Learned-Behind/dp/B009ITQLLQ
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmXKkK3AbqBdAI9mGstijmA

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Mar 09, 2022
One Day At Disney shorts - various episodes
01:06:45

It's PARKS MONTH on Escape From Vault Disney! And for our very first week of Parks Month, the randomizer goes all the way back to 2019 to make us watch a batch of made-for-Disney+ documentary shorts profiling various Imagineering and Disney Parks cast members in ways that I'm sure will be completely evenhanded and brutally honest and not even remotely just a big crass commercial for an obscenely massive evil corporation, why would you even think such a thing? Join Tony Goldmark, Ian Bonds, Kyle A. Carrozza and Luke Ski as they waste ONE DAY AT DISNEY shorts - various episodes!

Specifically, THESE various episodes:
- S1E42: "Dr. Natalie Mylniczenko: Veterinarian"
- S1E43: "Ashley Girdich: R&D Imagineer Manager"
- S1E44: "Pablo Tufino: Ride Show Technician"
- S1E46: "Alfredo Ayala: R&D Imagineer"
- S1E49: "Leslie Evans: Senior R&D Imagineer"
- S1E50: "Mark Gonzales: Steam Train Engineer"
- S1E51: "Season Finale"

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IAN BONDS
Bandcamp: https://insaneian.bandcamp.com
Twitter: https://twitter.com/insaneianb  
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/InsaneIan

KYLE A. CARROZZA
Website: https://www.kyleacarrozza.com
Podcast: http://kyleandluke.com
Bandcamp: https://tvskyle.bandcamp.com

LUKE SKI
Portfolio: https://www.luke.ski
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@the_great_luke_ski
Twitter: https://twitter.com/thegreatlukeski

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Mar 02, 2022
The Luck of the Irish
01:27:16

This week we're bypassing the randomizer for yet another Guest's Choice episode, in which we celebrate St. Patrick's Day a few weeks early as our good friend Zach Hurst makes us watch a Disney Channel Original Movie from 2001 wherein every last Irish stereotype known to man and beast was forced to collide into each other at full speed in a chaotic cataclysmic cacophony of dance steps, lucky charms, thick accents and the color green. And the guy from Galavant is in it! No, not him, the other guy. Join Tony Goldmark, David Ganssle, Zach Hurst, Cassie Shima and Agatha Vile as they gamble their meager fortunes on THE LUCK OF THE IRISH!

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DAVID GANSSLE
Twitter: https://twitter.com/doggans
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/doggans

ZACH HURST
Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheRLKing 
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/TheVoyages

CASSIE SHIMA
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/cassies_island
Twitter: https://twitter.com/CassiePrologue

AGATHA VILE
Twitter: https://twitter.com/VileAgatha 

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Feb 23, 2022
Hawkeye S1E6 - So This Is Christmas?
01:05:48
This week, the randomizer goes all the way back to December 2021 to cover the season-or-possibly-series finale of Marvel's latest Disney+ show, in which they realize they're finally down to the last of the original six OG Avengers and say "Screw it, let's just do a show about the bow-and-arrows guy." Join Tony Goldmark, Charlie Callahan, Haley Baker Callahan and Zach Hurst as they take aim at HAWKEYE, season one, episode six, "So This Is Christmas?"

SPOILER WARNING: Contains (obviously) major spoilers for all six episodes of Hawkeye, as well as minor-to-medium spoilers for Black Widow, Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings, Eternals, Spider-Man: No Way Home, and a buncha other years-old Marvel stuff that's been around so long that if you haven't seen it by now you probably don't have any interest.

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CHARLIE CALLAHAN
Twitter: https://twitter.com/ThemeSnark 
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/rbgprods  

HALEY BAKER CALLAHAN
Twitter: https://twitter.com/Tricksterbelle 
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCjYjtuqtRKT0wCcO1T9j2dQ 

ZACH HURST
Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheRLKing 
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/TheVoyages 

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Feb 16, 2022
Fancy Nancy: Fancy It Yourself shorts
46:06
This week, the randomizer goes all the way back to 2019 to cover a series of Disney Junior interstitial shorts bold enough to combine the cheap animation and insipid writing of a  pre-school show with the insufferable egotism of a YouTube lifestyle vlog. Proceed at your own peril. Join Tony Goldmark, Charlie Callahan, Haley Baker Callahan and Zach Hurst as they neither like, share nor subscribe to the FANCY NANCY: FANCY IT YOURSELF shorts!

VOTE NOW on what this year's Theme Month should be! https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast/status/1490596162499321859

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CHARLIE CALLAHAN
Twitter: https://twitter.com/ThemeSnark 
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/rbgprods  

HALEY BAKER CALLAHAN
Twitter: https://twitter.com/Tricksterbelle 
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCjYjtuqtRKT0wCcO1T9j2dQ 

ZACH HURST
Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheRLKing 
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/TheVoyages 

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Feb 09, 2022
Life With Mikey
01:02:38
This week, for our first episode of 2022, the randomizer goes all the way back to 1993 to pick an underrated Touchstone Pictures comedy starring Michael J. Fox as a former child actor turned agent for child actors, in a story delightful enough to make you forget to question why we've all collectively decided show business is the one industry where child labor is okay. Join Tony Goldmark, Alessandra Dreyer, David Ganssle and Chris Nebergall as they all get sentenced to LIFE WITH MIKEY!

VOTE NOW on what this year's Theme Month should be! https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast/status/1488059236072394753

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ALESSANDRA DREYER
Twitter: https://twitter.com/badfolklorist
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@badfolklorist

DAVID GANSSLE
Twitter: https://twitter.com/doggans
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/doggans

CHRIS NEBERGALL
Twitter: https://twitter.com/ChrisNebergall
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCq9hpBl49TYkjc_lzqStkCA

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Feb 02, 2022
BONUS MINISODE! State of the Parks: Corny Into Imagination
07:46
We'll be back with a full episode next week, but in the meantime here's a BONUS MINISODE with a State of the Parks segment on the unanticipated wild success of Figment popcorn buckets!
Jan 26, 2022
BONUS MINISODE! More Outtakes!
10:23

We're on hiatus for the month of January and returning on 2/2/22, but in the meantime here's the second of three BONUS MINISODES! In this one, we present various outtakes from the Prince of Persia, Princess Protection Program, Fantastic Four (1994 series), Chip 'N' Dale Rescue Rangers and Viking Warrior Women episodes!

 
Jan 12, 2022
BONUS MINISODE! Muppets Haunted Mansion Outtakes
19:10

For the first of three minisodes of our post-Christmas/January hiatus, here's a buncha never-before-heard rambly OUTTAKES from our Muppets Haunted Mansion episode from two months ago with Count Jackula, Madeline Maye and Luke Ski!

Dec 29, 2021
Snowglobe
01:11:33

This week, for our final Christmas episode of 2021, the randomizer goes all the way back to 2007 to pick a made-for-ABC Family Christmas movie that dared to tragically answer the bold cinematic question asked by literally no one, "What would happen if Meet the Fockers, The Chronicles of Narnia and Elf all tried to be the same movie?" Join Tony Goldmark, Michael Hunter, Kit Quinn and the ever-intrusive Santa Claus as they utter their cryptic dying words and break SNOWGLOBE!

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MICHAEL HUNTER
Twitter: https://twitter.com/Arctic_Ginger   
Podcast: https://www.pipedreampodcasts.com/come-on-fhqwhpods 

KIT QUINN 
Twitter: https://twitter.com/missi0nbreakout
Podcast: https://anchor.fm/krt-trio   

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Dec 22, 2021
High School Musical: The Musical: The Holiday Special
57:08

This week, for our second of three special Christmas episodes of 2021, the randomizer goes all the way back to last year to pick one of 2020's seemingly endless stream of COVID-prompted TV specials in which celebrities tried in vain to entertain you people from the socially-distanced comfort of their own homes. Or in this case, the cast of a Disney+ reboot series with a title that sounds ironically redundant at first, but then you realize, no, this thing is sincerely redundant. Join Tony Goldmark, Alessandra Dreyer, David Ganssle and Chris Nebergall as they drop out of HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL: THE MUSICAL: THE HOLIDAY SPECIAL!

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ALESSANDRA DREYER
Twitter: https://twitter.com/badfolklorist
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@badfolklorist

DAVID GANSSLE
Twitter: https://twitter.com/doggans
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/doggans

CHRIS NEBERGALL
Twitter: https://twitter.com/ChrisNebergall
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCq9hpBl49TYkjc_lzqStkCA

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Dec 15, 2021
Prep & Landing
41:03

This week, for our first of three special Christmas episodes of 2021, the randomizer goes all the way back to 2009 to pick a half-hour animated ABC Christmas special that dared to ask the bold question, "What if you set Monsters Inc. at Santa's workshop, except I'm not sure why I just typed 'except' because that's literally all it is, Monsters Inc. set at Santa's workshop." Join Tony Goldmark, Morgan Funder, Brianna Garcia and Kit Leitmeyer as they enlist in PREP & LANDING!

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MORGAN FUNDER
Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheWire2
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/AnIdiotsLantern

BRIANNA GARCIA
Instagram: https://instagram.com/briannacherrygarcia 
Twitter: https://twitter.com/BriannaCherry
YouTube: https://youtube.com/briberry 

KIT LEITMEYER
Instagram: https://instagram.com/teatraybat 
TikTok: https://tiktok.com/@teatraybat1  

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Dec 08, 2021
Birth of Europe S1E3 - Fire
37:31

This week the randomizer, in its infinite wisdom, chooses more NatGeo content for us to endure! In this case, an episode of a three-part documentary miniseries from 2014 which CLAIMS to show us horrific footage of an entire continent being pushed through some poor woman's birth canal and being granted the gift of life, but instead pulls a bait-and-switch for some reason and just talks about volcanoes for 45 minutes. Join Tony Goldmark, Morgan Funder, Brianna Garcia and Kit Leitmeyer as they bear witness to the BIRTH OF EUROPE season one, episode three, "Fire!"

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MORGAN FUNDER
Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheWire2
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/AnIdiotsLantern

BRIANNA GARCIA
Instagram: https://instagram.com/briannacherrygarcia 
Twitter: https://twitter.com/BriannaCherry
YouTube: https://youtube.com/briberry 

KIT LEITMEYER
Instagram: https://instagram.com/teatraybat 
TikTok: https://tiktok.com/@teatraybat1  

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Dec 01, 2021
Roger Rabbit shorts
59:10

This week we're bypassing the randomizer for another Guest's Choice episode, in which our good friend Kyle A. Carrozza "makes" us watch three classic theatrical animated shorts from the late 80s and early 90s, based off that smash hit movie from a few years earlier in which Disney asked themselves, "Hey, remember when we used to make wacky cartoons? That was fun, why aren't we still doing that?" Join Tony Goldmark, Sydney Agnew, Kyle A. Carrozza and Luke Ski as they figure out who framed the ROGER RABBIT SHORTS!

Shorts covered in this episode:
- Tummy Trouble (1989)
- Roller Coaster Rabbit (1990) [available on Disney+ as an "Extra" on Who Framed Roger Rabbit]
- Trail Mix-Up (1993)

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SYDNEY AGNEW
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thederpyhipster 
Twitter: https://twitter.com/thederpyhipster 

KYLE A. CARROZZA
Website: https://www.kyleacarrozza.com
Podcast: http://kyleandluke.com
Bandcamp: https://tvskyle.bandcamp.com  

LUKE SKI
Portfolio: https://www.luke.ski
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@the_great_luke_ski
Twitter: https://twitter.com/thegreatlukeski

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Nov 24, 2021
BONUS MINISODE! State of the Parks: Toontown 2.0
04:44

The next full episode won't be ready until next week, so in the meantime here's a BONUS MINISODE featuring a State of the Parks segment on the newly-announced makeover of Mickey's Toontown at Disneyland!

Nov 17, 2021
The Parent Trap (1998)
01:01:58

This week the randomizer goes all the way back to 1998 to make us cover Nancy Meyers' inexplicably-beloved remake of a 1961 Disney classic, in which the two Lindsay Lohan clones who weren't destroyed in the studio's infamous "Herbie incident" star in a wish-fulfillment fantasy that dares to imagine a make-believe wonderland where divorced parents can successfully reunite for anything other than screaming arguments and traumatized resentment. Join Tony Goldmark, Sydney Agnew, Kyle A. Carrozza and Luke Ski as they get their bloody feet caught in THE PARENT TRAP (1998)!

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SYDNEY AGNEW
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thederpyhipster 
Twitter: https://twitter.com/thederpyhipster 

KYLE A. CARROZZA
Website: https://www.kyleacarrozza.com
Podcast: http://kyleandluke.com
Bandcamp: https://tvskyle.bandcamp.com  

LUKE SKI
Portfolio: https://www.luke.ski
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@the_great_luke_ski
Twitter: https://twitter.com/thegreatlukeski

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Nov 10, 2021
Viking Warrior Women
48:45
This week, the randomizer goes all the way back to 2019 to make us watch everyone's favorite kind of Disney+ branded content, a NatGeo special! Fun. Specifically, a special that answers the question, "How do we take the inherently interesting topic of badass female Viking warriors and somehow turn it into the most boring sludge of meaningless CSI and Diet David Fincher aesthetics you've ever tried to stay awake through?" Leave it to NatGeo! Join Tony Goldmark, Haley Baker Callahan, Ryan Hipp and Jen Seggio as they battle some VIKING WARRIOR WOMEN!

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HALEY BAKER CALLAHAN
Twitter: https://twitter.com/Tricksterbelle 
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/Tricksterbelle 

RYAN HIPP
Twitter: https://twitter.com/RyanHippFTW 
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/theryanhipp  

JEN SEGGIO
Blog: https://upontheshelfreviews.wordpress.com
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/jenseggio
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/TheITinFIT  

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Nov 03, 2021
Muppets Haunted Mansion
01:17:27

This week, for our second Halloween episode of the year, the randomizer goes all the way back to roughly three weeks ago to cover the once-in-a-lifetime confluence of events that led to two divisions of Disney bumping into each other and saying "Hey, you got your Muppets in my Haunted Mansion!" and "You got Haunted Mansion on my Muppets!" Two great tastes that taste great together! Join Tony Goldmark, Count Jackula, Madeline Maye and Luke Ski as they play the music, light the lights and meet the MUPPETS HAUNTED MANSION!

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COUNT JACKULA
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/count_jackula 
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/satanicjackula 
Twitter: https://twitter.com/countingjack

MADELINE MAYE
Band: https://soundcloud.com/inkblot-band 
Podcast: https://soundcloud.com/landbeforetimeland
Twitter: https://twitter.com/friendlycatwife

LUKE SKI
Podcast: http://kyleandluke.com
Twitter: https://twitter.com/thegreatlukeski
Portfolio: https://www.luke.ski

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Oct 27, 2021
The Scream Team
01:12:20

This week, for our first of two Halloween episodes of the year, the randomizer goes all the way back to 2002 to cover yet another Disney Channel movie, from the exact same director as the Disney Channel movie we covered on our last episode. This one asks the bold cinematic question, "What if you put a heartfelt, gut-wrenching mystery-drama about death and loss, and a wacky workplace sitcom about ghosts working at an afterlife way station, in a jar together and shook it up as hard as you could?" Join Tony Goldmark, Morgan Funder, Kyle Kallgren and Agatha Vile as they sign up for THE SCREAM TEAM!

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MORGAN FUNDER
Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheWire2
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/AnIdiotsLantern

KYLE KALLGREN
Twitter: https://twitter.com/KyleKallgren 
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/oancitizen 
Theatre Company: https://worlds-elsewhere.com

AGATHA VILE
Twitter: https://twitter.com/VileAgatha 
Charity: https://supporting.afsp.org/index.cfm?fuseaction=donorDrive.participant&participantID=2507732 

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Oct 20, 2021
BONUS MINISODE! The Top Ten Episodes of Escape From Vault Disney!
01:49:25

The Scream Team episode won't be ready until next week, so in the meantime here's a BONUS MINISODE on the top ten episodes of Escape From Vault Disney, as voted on by my Twitter followers!

Oct 13, 2021
Going to the Mat
01:03:15

This week the randomizer goes all the way back to 2004 to cover yet another Disney Channel Original Movie, specifically one where the future director of Money Plane plays a blind teenager who decides his own brilliant musical skills just don't make him special enough, so he joins his high school wrestling team to get beat up recreationally for reasons I'm not sure even he really knows. Join Tony Goldmark, Kyle A. Carrozza, Tim Crist and Kevin VosAnderson as they strap on tights and start GOING TO THE MAT!

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KYLE A. CARROZZA
Website: https://www.kyleacarrozza.com 
Podcast: http://ognetworks.tv/c/kyleandluke 
Twitter: https://twitter.com/TVsKyle 

TIM CRIST
Website: http://wormquartet.com
Twitter: https://twitter.com/wormquartet  

KEVIN VOSANDERSON
Twitter: https://twitter.com/ArthurKnowledge    
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/ArthurKnowledge  

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Oct 06, 2021
Ferdinand
01:01:20

It's our final week of Patreon Request Month 2021, and the randomizer's going all the way back to 2017 to pick Troy Lundquist's request for an animated feature from the gone-but-not-forgotten Blue Sky Studios, a timeless fable about the virtues of individualism and pacifism in a cruel, heartless, endlessly competitive world where conformity is normalized and life is disposable. Also there's a scene where a bull twerks. Join Tony Goldmark, Charlie Callahan, Haley Baker Callahan and Cassie Shima as they pick up shovels and clean up after FERDINAND!

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CHARLIE CALLAHAN
Twitter: https://twitter.com/ThemeSnark 
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/rbgprods   

HALEY BAKER CALLAHAN
Twitter: https://twitter.com/Tricksterbelle 
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCjYjtuqtRKT0wCcO1T9j2dQ 

CASSIE SHIMA
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/cassies_island
Twitter: https://twitter.com/CassiePrologue 

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Sep 29, 2021
Super Robot Monkey Team Hyperforce Go! S1E11 - Ape New World
41:17

It's Week #4 of Patreon Request Month 2021, and the randomizer's going all the way back to 2004 to pick Eric Ortiz's request for a randomly-selected first season episode of that show we already covered a couple months ago about going to force some sort of hyper team of monkey robots into being super. Join Tony Goldmark, Charlie Callahan, Haley Baker Callahan and Cassie Shima as they try to remember the name SUPER ROBOT MONKEY TEAM HYPERFORCE GO! season one, episode eleven, "Ape New World!"

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CHARLIE CALLAHAN
Twitter: https://twitter.com/ThemeSnark 
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/rbgprods   

HALEY BAKER CALLAHAN
Twitter: https://twitter.com/Tricksterbelle 
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCjYjtuqtRKT0wCcO1T9j2dQ 

CASSIE SHIMA
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/cassies_island
Twitter: https://twitter.com/CassiePrologue 

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Sep 22, 2021
Chip 'n Dale's Rescue Rangers S1E5 - Out To Launch
56:22

It's Week #3 of Patreon Request Month 2021, and the randomizer's going all the way back to 1989 to pick Paul Sebert's request for a beloved Disney Afternoon show that aired right after the waterfowl who swam through currency but before the bear who flew a plane, all about a buncha vermin who solved crimes and occasionally went into outer space for some reason. Join Tony Goldmark, Garrett Gilchrist, Michael Hunter and David Spencer as they need help and call Ch-Ch-Ch-CHIP 'N DALE'S RESCUE RANGERS, season one, episode five, "Out To Launch!"

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GARRETT GILCHRIST
Archive: https://archive.org/details/@ocpmovie     
Twitter: https://twitter.com/TygerbugGarrett   
 
MICHAEL HUNTER
Twitter: https://twitter.com/Arctic_Ginger   
Podcast: https://www.pipedreampodcasts.com/come-on-fhqwhpods   

DAVID SPENCER
Twitter: https://twitter.com/DavidAKAButtons   
Podcast: https://pipedreampodcasts.com/how-did-this-not-get-made

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Sep 15, 2021
The Simpsons S4E17 - Last Exit To Springfield
58:54

It's Week #2 of Patreon Request Month 2021, and the randomizer's going all the way back to 1993 to pick Nolan Deming's request for one of the most iconic, beloved episodes ever of the deathless primetime animated series that helpfully gave every millennial a kajillion funny quotes to recite and meme at each other to save us the painful embarrassment of trying to learn social skills. Join Tony Goldmark, Yogi Deva-Das, Erika Haynes and Garrett Snook as they put onions on their belts (which was the style at the time) with THE SIMPSONS, season four, episode seventeen, "Last Exit To Springfield!"

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YOGI DEVA-DAS
Twitter: https://twitter.com/Yogi_DevaDas 
YouTube: https://youtube.com/channel/UCVhuZCU_1WqKt4X6fTE-7UA

ERIKA HAYNES
Twitter: https://twitter.com/RealityOnMute 

GARRETT SNOOK
Twitter:  https://twitter.com/ilneigeYT
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/IlNeige

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Sep 08, 2021
Unidentified Flying Oddball
01:07:22

This week, the randomizer kicks off this year's Patreon Request Month by going all the way back to 1979 to pick Nicholas M. Gentle's request for a curious mostly-forgotten "What Would Walt Have Done"-era would-be Disney classic, and I think we can all agree that out of all the Mark Twain adaptations in which the director of Beverly Hills Ninja plays both a horny robot and a time-traveling incel, this is probably one of the top ten. Join Tony Goldmark, Randee Martin, Kit Quinn and Agatha Vile as they stare baffled at the UNIDENTIFIED FLYING ODDBALL!

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RANDEE MARTIN 
TikTok: https://tiktok.com/@daleearnhardtsfursona
Twitter: https://twitter.com/cosmicr3wind  

KIT QUINN 
Podcast: https://anchor.fm/krt-trio 
Twitter: https://twitter.com/missi0nbreakout  

AGATHA VILE
Twitter: https://twitter.com/VileAgatha 

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Sep 01, 2021
Loki S1E3 - Lamentis
01:14:27

This week the randomizer goes all the way back to late June 2021, an ancient era forgotten by time, when the earth's crust was still warm, dinosaurs roamed the planet, and only three episodes of Loki season one had been released. For some reason, this podcast saw fit to record a Loki episode at that point and not release it until now. We're good at podcasting. Join Tony Goldmark, Brianna Garcia, Kit Leitmeyer and Luke Ski as they get trapped in an apocalypse with LOKI, season one, episode three, "Lamentis!"

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BRIANNA GARCIA
Instagram: https://instagram.com/briannacherrygarcia 
Twitter: https://twitter.com/BriannaCherry
YouTube: https://youtube.com/briberry 

KIT LEITMEYER
Instagram: https://instagram.com/teatraybat 
TikTok: https://tiktok.com/@teatraybat1  

LUKE SKI
Bandcamp: https://lukeski.bandcamp.com
Twitter: https://twitter.com/thegreatlukeski
Portfolio: https://www.luke.ski

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Aug 25, 2021
D2: The Mighty Ducks
01:08:52

This week the randomizer goes back to 1994 to cover the second film in a beloved nostalgic sports movie trilogy about the jock from The Breakfast Club training a buncha youngsters to strap knives to their feet, glide around a frozen room, and try to smack a rubber disk into a net with long sticks. Also they've named their team after waterfowl and Iceland is their sworn enemy. Sports are weird. Join Tony Goldmark, Brianna Garcia, Kit Leitmeyer and Luke Ski as they fly with D2: THE MIGHTY DUCKS!"

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BRIANNA GARCIA
Instagram: https://instagram.com/briannacherrygarcia 
Twitter: https://twitter.com/BriannaCherry
YouTube: https://youtube.com/briberry 

KIT LEITMEYER
Instagram: https://instagram.com/teatraybat 
Twitter: https://twitter.com/Teatraybat1  

LUKE SKI
Bandcamp: https://lukeski.bandcamp.com
Twitter: https://twitter.com/thegreatlukeski
Portfolio: https://www.luke.ski

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YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark
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Aug 18, 2021
BONUS MINISODE! State of the Parks: Galactic Starcruiser costs HOW much?
06:34

The next full episode won't be ready until next week, but in the meantime, here's a BONUS MINISODE featuring a State of the Parks segment on the newly-announced details of the Star Wars: Galactic Starcruiser hotel set to open at WDW next spring, particularly the detail of how many "credits" the damn thing costs.

Aug 11, 2021
Fantastic Four (1994 series) S1E3 - Now Comes the Sub-Mariner
01:10:01

This week the randomizer goes back to 1994 to cover an animated series based on one of the greatest comic book series of all time, and a tour-de-force episode that manages to simultaneously answer both of those eternal dual questions, "What would it look like if Captain Planet made fetish porn?" and "Why did it take Marvel so long to get a cinematic universe togeth--OH, that's why." Join Tony Goldmark, Ian Bonds, Kyle A. Carrozza and Devo Spice as they call the FANTASTIC FOUR season one, episode three, "Now Comes the Sub-Mariner!"

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FuMPFest 2021 - August 20-22 in Wheeling, IL! https://www.fumpfest.com
The FuMP - https://www.thefump.com

IAN BONDS
Bandcamp: https://insaneian.bandcamp.com
Twitter: https://twitter.com/insaneianb  
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/InsaneIan 

KYLE A. CARROZZA
Website: https://www.kyleacarrozza.com 
Podcast: http://ognetworks.tv/c/kyleandluke 
Twitter: https://twitter.com/TVsKyle 

TOM ROCKWELL aka DEVO SPICE
Twitter:  https://twitter.com/devospice 
Website: https://www.devospice.com 

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Aug 04, 2021
Princess Protection Program
01:04:51

This week the randomizer goes back to 2009 to cover one of the most highly-rated Disney Channel Original Movies ever made, a Selena Gomez/Demi Lovato dual vehicle which dared to ask the bold cinematic question, "What if a princess had to STOP being a princess for a little while kinda but not really?" And answers, "Huh, guess she can bowl." Join Tony Goldmark, Alessandra Dreyer, Morgan Funder and David Ganssle as they get relocated by the PRINCESS PROTECTION PROGRAM!

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ALESSANDRA DREYER
Twitter: https://twitter.com/badfolklorist
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/badfolklorist

MORGAN FUNDER
Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheWire2
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/AnIdiotsLantern

DAVID GANSSLE
Twitter: https://twitter.com/doggans
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/doggans

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Jul 28, 2021
Super Robot Monkey Team Hyperforce Go! S2E11 - Prototype
35:40

This week the randomizer goes back to the mid-2000s to cover an animated series from Toon Disney's "Jetix" block of action shows, a show which, one can only assume based on its title, is either about a super team of robot monkeys going to hyperforce, an ongoing hyperforce full of monkey teams of super robots, or a monkey who makes robots, aligns with "Team Hyperforce Go" and also happens to be pretty darn super. Join Tony Goldmark, Alessandra Dreyer, Morgan Funder and David Ganssle as they join the SUPER ROBOT MONKEY TEAM HYPERFORCE GO! season two, episode eleven, "Prototype!"

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ALESSANDRA DREYER
Twitter: https://twitter.com/badfolklorist
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/badfolklorist

MORGAN FUNDER
Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheWire2
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/AnIdiotsLantern

DAVID GANSSLE
Twitter: https://twitter.com/doggans
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/doggans

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Jul 21, 2021
Buffalo Dreams
39:08

This week the randomizer goes back to 2005 to cover that one time the Disney Channel decided to make a movie about the plight of indigenous people, specifically Navajos of New Mexico, torn between tradition and modernity, reliant on a country that destroyed them. Naturally, the main character is a white kid and it ends with an 80s-style bike race. Join Tony Goldmark, Cody Clark, Emily Clark and Jenelle Riley as they fall asleep and have BUFFALO DREAMS!

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CODY CLARK
Twitter: https://twitter.com/RevScratch 

EMILY CLARK
Twitter: https://twitter.com/emilyabclark 
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/Divinemissem82

JENELLE RILEY
Twitter: https://twitter.com/jenelleriley 
Variety page: https://variety.com/author/jenelle-riley 
Jul 14, 2021
Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time
01:13:20

This week, for our first episode after our June hiatus, the randomizer takes us all the way back to 2010 to cover an infamous underperforming Jerry Bruckheimer-produced Middle Eastern fantasy epic based on a Ubisoft video game, a film that told audiences, "Come for the whitewashing, stay for the ostrich races!" Join Tony Goldmark, Morgan Funder, Zach Hurst and Cassie Shima as they hold a formal audience with the PRINCE OF PERSIA: THE SANDS OF TIME!

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MORGAN FUNDER
Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheWire2
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/AnIdiotsLantern 

ZACH HURST
Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheRLKing 
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/TheVoyages 

CASSIE SHIMA
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/cassies_island
Podcast: https://soundcloud.com/talkpitpodcast 

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Jul 07, 2021
BONUS MINISODE! State of the Parks: ScarJo's Tower of Terror
07:21

The next full episode will drop next week, but in the meantime, here's a minisode-length State Of The Parks segment on the newly-announced Tower of Terror movie Disney has in development, with Scarlett Johansson attached to star and produce.

Jun 30, 2021
BONUS MINISODE! State of the Parks: Why Is Avengers Campus?
07:45

We're taking a hiatus for the month of June, with the next full episode dropping on Wednesday, July 7th, but in the meantime, here's a minisode-length State Of The Parks segment on the origins of the newly-opened Avengers Campus land at Disney California Adventure, and the history of Marvel's connection to both Disney and Universal parks.

Jun 16, 2021
BONUS MINISODE! Outtakes!
07:36

We're taking a hiatus for the month of June, with the next full episode dropping on Wednesday, July 7th, but in the meantime, here's the first of three BONUS MINISODES! In this one, we present various outtakes from the Go Figure, Spider-Man (1981), Clouds and Pixar Popcorn episodes!

Jun 02, 2021
On Pointe E1 - Getting In
58:29

This week, the randomizer chooses a the first episode of a Disney+ original documentary miniseries from last year in which Disney sent a camera crew to New York's prestigious School of American Ballet, and they just kinda pointed their cameras at stuff for a while and then edited it together until it technically counted as television. Riveting. Join Tony Goldmark, Kevin Anderson, Nicholas Bogroff Ganssle and Michael Hunter as they get on their tippy-toes and go ON POINTE, episode one, "Getting In!"

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KEVIN ANDERSON
Twitter: https://twitter.com/ArthurKnowledge    
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/ArthurKnowledge  

NICHOLAS BOGROFF GANSSLE
Twitter: https://twitter.com/Bogroff1  
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCJUNsvVi8H54SuaoyjmjMuw  

MICHAEL HUNTER
Twitter: https://twitter.com/Arctic_Ginger   
Podcast: https://www.pipedreampodcasts.com/come-on-fhqwhpods   

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May 30, 2021
Go Figure
01:06:42

This week the randomizer chooses a Disney Channel Original Movie from 2005, that magical year when Disney saw fit to release not one but TWO different movies about teenage figure skaters, and apparently we got the one that wasn't good enough for theaters. Join Tony Goldmark, Sydney Agnew, Madeline Maye and Chris Nebergall as they shrug and say GO FIGURE!

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SYDNEY AGNEW
Ko-Fi: https://ko-fi.com/thederpyhipster 
Twitter: https://twitter.com/thederpyhipster 

MADELINE MAYE
Podcast: https://soundcloud.com/landbeforetimeland
Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/inkblot-band
Twitter: https://twitter.com/MadsMaye

CHRIS NEBERGALL
Twitter: https://twitter.com/ChrisNebergall
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCq9hpBl49TYkjc_lzqStkCA

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May 22, 2021
The Apple Dumpling Gang Rides Again (with Linkara!)
50:21

This week, the randomizer takes us all the way back to that magical year of 1979. The 70s were wrapping up, and what did Disney have to show for their first thoroughly Waltless decade? A dwindling animation department; a lot of ground lost to Spielberg, Lucas, Henson and Donner in the "family movie" market; an executive boardroom STILL asking "What would Walt have done?"; and a WHOLE lot of very dumb slapstick comedy sequels starring Don Knotts and/or Tim Conway, or in the case of this week's topic, both! Join Tony Goldmark, Lewis Lovhaug (aka Linkara!), Josh Saucedo and Kaylyn Saucedo (aka MarzGurl!) as they see what the hell happens when THE APPLE DUMPLING GANG RIDES AGAIN!

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LEWIS LOVHAUG
Website: http://atopthefourthwall.com  
Twitter: https://twitter.com/Linkara19  
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/reuisu 

JOSH SAUCEDO
Twitter: https://twitter.com/JoshKnight1st 
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/JoshKnightTheFirst 

KAYLYN SAUCEDO
Twitter: https://twitter.com/MarzGurl  
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/MarzGurl 
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/marzgurl  

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May 13, 2021
Pixar Popcorn and other shorts (with Defunctland's Kevin Perjurer!)
01:06:40

This week, the randomizer picks a series of movie tie-in shorts produced in the 2010s and beyond by that once-unstoppable, still-occasionally-adequate pride of Emeryville, the bittersweet digital whimsy factory known to mere mortals as PIXAR! Join Tony Goldmark, Charlie Callahan, Haley Baker Callahan and Defunctland's Kevin Perjurer as they microwave some PIXAR POPCORN AND OTHER SHORTS!

Shorts covered in this episode:
- The Legend of Mor'du (2012)
- Party Central (2014)
- Riley's First Date? (2015)
- Auntie Edna (2018)
- Pixar Popcorn (2021)

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CHARLIE CALLAHAN
Twitter: https://twitter.com/ThemeSnark 
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/rbgprods   

HALEY BAKER CALLAHAN
Twitter: https://twitter.com/Tricksterbelle 
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCjYjtuqtRKT0wCcO1T9j2dQ 

KEVIN PERJURER
Website: https://defunctland.com
Twitter: https://twitter.com/Defunctland   
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/Defunctland 

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May 05, 2021
Spider-Man (1981 series) E18 - The Capture of Captain America
50:20

This week, the randomizer picks a not-terribly-good Saturday morning cartoon from 1981 in which your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man joins forces with the Star-Spangled Man with a plan, and in a stunning oversight, not once does the latter sit on a backwards chair and lecture the former for getting detention. Join Tony Goldmark, Tim Crist, David Ganssle and Garrett Snook as they take pictures of SPIDER-MAN (1981 series), episode eighteen, "The Capture of Captain America!"

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TIM CRIST
Website: http://wormquartet.com
Twitter: https://twitter.com/wormquartet  

DAVID GANSSLE
Twitter: https://twitter.com/doggans
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/doggans

GARRETT SNOOK
Twitter:  https://twitter.com/ilneigeYT
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/IlNeige

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Apr 28, 2021
The Emperor's New Groove
01:47:37

"Uh-oh." "Don't tell me. We're bypassing the randomizer this week so Luke Ski can do his Guest's Choice episode on a beloved Disney animation cult classic from the year 2000." "Yup." "Second-longest episode ever?" "Most likely." (Dramatic pause) "Bring it on." Join Tony Goldmark, Kyle A. Carrozza, Luke Ski and Lindsay Smith as they throw off THE EMPEROR'S NEW GROOVE!

Apr 18, 2021
BONUS MINISODE! Muppet stuff that SHOULD be on Disney+ but isn't!
37:33

In this extra-long bonus minisode, we present a segment cut from last week's episode in which Tony Goldmark, Luke Ski, Ryan Hipp and our Surprise Special Guest list some of our favorite Muppet specials and series which could and should be available on Disney+, but for some reason aren't!

Apr 07, 2021
The Muppet Show S4E18 - Christopher Reeve
59:16

It's the fifth and final week of MUPPET MONTH on Escape From Vault Disney! And to wrap the month up, the randomizer chooses another episode of the most sensational, inspirational, celebrational, Muppetational iconic televised classic itself, complete with a very special guest indeed - the only cinematic Superman to ever play the Man of Steel in a GOOD movie! (And also still a couple bad ones.) Join Tony Goldmark, Ryan Hipp, Luke Ski and a Surprise Special Guest as they once again meet the Muppets on THE MUPPET SHOW, season four, episode eighteen, "Christopher Reeve!"

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RYAN HIPP
Twitter: https://twitter.com/RyanHippFTW 
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/InternetVideoParty

LUKE SKI
Bandcamp: https://lukeski.bandcamp.com
Twitter: https://twitter.com/thegreatlukeski
Portfolio: https://www.luke.ski

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Mar 31, 2021
Muppets Most Wanted
01:09:25

It's the fourth and penultimate week of MUPPET MONTH on Escape From Vault Disney! And this week, as I'm joined by the hosts of the Channel KRT podcast, the randomizer goes all the way back to 2014 to pick the second-best Muppet sequel in which the Muppets travel to Europe and end up thwarting a jewel heist. It's weird that the Muppets have two of those, isn't it. Join Tony Goldmark, Tyler Green, Randee Martin and Kit Quinn as they turn in the MUPPETS MOST WANTED!

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CHANNEL KRT: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/channel-krt/id1530833092
KIT QUINN on Twitter: https://twitter.com/missi0nbreakout
RANDEE MARTIN on Twitter: https://twitter.com/cosmicr3wind
TYLER GREEN on Twitter: https://twitter.com/TylerFG 

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Mar 24, 2021
The Muppet Show S3E15 - Lesley Ann Warren (with Defunctland's Kevin Perjurer!)
51:14

It's week three of MUPPET MONTH on Escape From Vault Disney! And this week, the randomizer chooses an episode of the most sensational, inspirational, celebrational, Muppetational iconic televised classic itself, complete with a multi-talented very special guest who could dance ballet, sing Billy Joel songs, hit on a talking pig AND murder the cop in the library with the lead pipe! Join Tony Goldmark, Kyle A. Carrozza, Michael Hunter and Defunctland's Kevin Perjurer as they meet the Muppets on THE MUPPET SHOW, season three, episode fifteen, "Lesley Ann Warren!"

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KYLE A. CARROZZA
Website: https://www.kyleacarrozza.com 
Bandcamp: https://tvskyle.bandcamp.com 
Twitter: https://twitter.com/TVsKyle 

MICHAEL HUNTER
Podcast: https://www.pipedreampodcasts.com/come-on-fhqwhpods 
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/stinkomike 
Twitter: https://twitter.com/Arctic_Ginger  

KEVIN PERJURER
Website: https://defunctland.com
Twitter: https://twitter.com/Defunctland   
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/Defunctland   

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Mar 17, 2021
Dinosaurs S1E8 - I Never Ate For My Father
01:01:26

It's week two of MUPPET MONTH on Escape From Vault Disney! And this week, the randomizer continues to stubbornly refuse to cover an actual movie or TV show with "Muppet" in the title, instead choosing an episode of the Muppet-adjacent early-90s ABC satirical primetime sitcom from Jim Henson Productions about a prehistoric family of creepy lizard-people. Join Tony Goldmark, Emily Clark, Morgan Funder and Gerald of Stealing Focus as they dig up some DINOSAURS, season one, episode eight, "I Never Ate For My Father!"

Check out my guests' stuff!

CODY CLARK as "GERALD"
Twitter: https://twitter.com/RevScratch 

EMILY CLARK
Twitter: https://twitter.com/emilyabclark 
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/Divinemissem82

MORGAN FUNDER
Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheWire2
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/AnIdiotsLantern

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Mar 11, 2021
Earth To Ned E17 - Ned Vs Food (with puppeteer Grant Baciocco!)
50:41

It's MUPPET MONTH on Escape From Vault Disney! And for our very first week of Muppet Month, the randomizer formally apologizes for making us watch a cancer movie last week by allowing us to do something we've never done before on this show - interview someone who ACTUALLY WORKED ON THE THING WE'RE COVERING! Namely, one of this show's many very talented puppeteers, Grant Baciocco! Join Tony Goldmark, Grant Baciocco, David Ganssle and Luke Ski as they send a transmission from EARTH TO NED, episode seventeen, "Ned vs. Food!"

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GRANT BACIOCCO
Podcast: https://saturdaymorningmedia.com/shows/utp
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetoiley 
Twitter: https://twitter.com/ToasterBoy 

DAVID GANSSLE
Twitter: https://twitter.com/doggans
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/doggans

LUKE SKI
Bandcamp: https://lukeski.bandcamp.com 
Twitter: https://twitter.com/thegreatlukeski 
Portfolio: https://www.luke.ski

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Mar 03, 2021
Clouds (with MarzGurl!)
01:05:37

Y'know, doing this podcast can be a precarious endeavor sometimes. Some weeks, we're laughing our asses off at The Cat from Outer Space or Richie Rich's Christmas Wish...and then there's weeks like this one, when the almighty randomizer sees fit to say "Hey look, a Disney+ original movie from last year about a real-life teenager who died of cancer! Make fun of it, pathetic humans!" And we are forced to obey. Join Tony Goldmark, Kyle A. Carrozza, Josh Saucedo and the one-and-only MarzGurl herself, Kaylyn Saucedo, as a bunch of old people yell at CLOUDS!

Donate to the Zach Sobiech Osteosarcoma Fund: https://childrenscancer.org/zach

Check out my guests' stuff!
KYLE A. CARROZZA
Website: https://www.kyleacarrozza.com 
Podcast: http://ognetworks.tv/c/kyleandluke 
Twitter: https://twitter.com/TVsKyle 

JOSH SAUCEDO
Twitter: https://twitter.com/JoshKnight1st 
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/JoshKnightTheFirst 

KAYLYN SAUCEDO
Twitter: https://twitter.com/MarzGurl  
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/MarzGurl 
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/marzgurl  

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Feb 24, 2021
BONUS MINISODE! March will be Muppet Month!
10:31

The next full episode won't be ready until next week, but in the meantime, here's a BONUS MINISODE in which I announce that MUPPET MONTH won the recent Twitter poll, and explain what does and doesn't count as "Muppet content" for the purposes of it. Plus there's an outtake from the Country Bears episode!

Feb 17, 2021
Earth Live
01:02:02

Have you ever wondered what it would look like if a nature documentary looked and felt more like SportsCenter or election night coverage? No, of course you haven't, that's a ridiculous thing to wonder. Nevertheless, this week the randomizer, in its infinite wisdom, goes all the way back to 2017 to select an experimental National Geographic special that decided to be that very abomination for reasons unknown. Join Tony Goldmark, Zach Hurst, Cassie Shima and Luke Ski as they get tickets to see EARTH LIVE!

If you're reading this before 11:59PM Pacific on February 14th, there's still time to VOTE for what this show's THEME MONTH will be in March! https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast/status/1358686961666379776 

Check out my guests' stuff!

ZACH HURST
Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheRLKing 
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/TheVoyages 

CASSIE SHIMA
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/cassies_island
Podcast: https://soundcloud.com/talkpitpodcast 

LUKE SKI
Bandcamp: https://lukeski.bandcamp.com 
Twitter: https://twitter.com/thegreatlukeski 
Portfolio: https://www.luke.ski

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Feb 14, 2021
The Country Bears (Some Jerk With A Camera 10th Anniversary Spectacular!)
01:49:32

Exactly ten years ago today, on February 3rd, 2011, I released the very first episode of my web series Some Jerk With A Camera, a review of the 2002 Disney classic The Country Bears filmed on location at Disneyland. And now, to celebrate a whole damn decade of me doing this dumb crap, my cohorts and I are setting the randomizer aside for this week so we can revisit and reevaluate what many have called the Citizen Kane of movies about ursine musicians. Join Tony Goldmark, Charlie Callahan, Morgan Funder and David Ganssle as they get mauled by THE COUNTRY BEARS!

Watch my original 2011 Country Bears video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpFefqROzDQ

March 2021 will be a THEME MONTH on Escape From Vault Disney, and we're determining which theme with March Madness-style Twitter polls. Vote in the semifinals HERE: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast/status/1356150135596613634

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CHARLIE CALLAHAN
Twitter: https://twitter.com/ThemeSnark
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/RBGProds 

MORGAN FUNDER
Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheWire2
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/AnIdiotsLantern

DAVID GANSSLE
Twitter: https://twitter.com/doggans
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/doggans

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Feb 03, 2021
The Cat from Outer Space
01:12:25

Let me ask you this: did The Godfather have a cat from outer space in it? Did Lawrence of Arabia have a cat from outer space in it? Did Citizen Kane have a cat from outer space in it? No, no and no, they did not. But you'd better believe the 1978 Disney classic The Cat from Outer Space has a cat from outer space in it, and this week we're bypassing the randomizer for our first-ever Guest's Choice episode, in which our good friend Morgan Funder makes us watch that majestic cinematic epic of the "extraterrestrial feline" subgenre. Join Tony Goldmark, Alessandra Dreyer, Morgan Funder and David Ganssle as they make first contact with THE CAT FROM OUTER SPACE!

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ALESSANDRA DREYER
Twitter: https://twitter.com/badfolklorist
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/badfolklorist

MORGAN FUNDER
Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheWire2
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/AnIdiotsLantern

DAVID GANSSLE
Twitter: https://twitter.com/doggans
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/doggans

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Jan 27, 2021
BONUS MINISODE! "State of the Parks" stories I missed!
08:38

The next full episode won't be ready until next week, but in the meantime, here's a BONUS MINISODE devoted entirely to my semiregular "State of the Parks" theme park news/editorial segment. It's been a while since I've actually had time to do such a segment for the show proper, so here's a rundown of theme park news stories I missed over the past few months, namely:

- Disneyland canceling the annual pass system
- Disneyland's Toy Story parking lot becoming a vaccination super-site
- Snow White's Scary Adventures being refurbished into Snow White's Enchanted Wish
- Walt Disney World shutting down Mickey's Magical Express
- Taika Waititi directing film segments for "Guardians of the Galaxy: Cosmic Rewind"
- Imagineers Joe Rohde and Kevin Rafferty retiring

Jan 20, 2021
The Adventures of Huck Finn
01:17:21

Happy New Year everybody! For Escape From Vault Disney's first episode of 2021, the randomizer goes all the way back to 1993 to pick Disney's live-action adaptation of Mark Twain's immortal 1884 literary classic, a film that dares to posit that the REAL victims of slavery were the white people who felt really bad about it sometimes. Ah, the 90s. Join Tony Goldmark, Morgan Funder, Madeline Maye and Chris Nebergall as they impatiently skim through THE ADVENTURES OF HUCK FINN!

Check out my guests' stuff!
MORGAN FUNDER
Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheWire2
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/AnIdiotsLantern

MADELINE MAYE
Podcast: https://soundcloud.com/landbeforetimeland
Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/inkblot-band
Twitter: https://twitter.com/LBTLPodcast

CHRIS NEBERGALL
Twitter: https://twitter.com/ChrisNebergall
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCq9hpBl49TYkjc_lzqStkCA

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Jan 06, 2021
Richie Rich's Christmas Wish
01:05:02

Merry belated Christmas everyone! For our third and final Christmas episode of the year, the randomizer goes back to 1998 to pick a Saban-produced direct-to-video sequel that answers the supremely important question, "What would it look like if It's A Wonderful Life had a dinosaur museum heist, a grunge band dressed as a hair metal band, a flying child dictator AND a fire-breathing robot maid?" Join Tony Goldmark, David Ganssle, Randee Martin and the ever-mysterious Carl Featherbottom as they grant RICHIE RICH'S CHRISTMAS WISH!

Dec 26, 2020
Mickey's Once Upon A Christmas
01:04:08

For our second Christmas episode of 2020, the randomizer picked a 1999 direct-to-video compilation animated feature in which everyone's favorite classic Disney characters starred in holiday stories about everything Christmas is all about: time loops, atheism and the horrors of late-stage capitalism! Join Tony Goldmark, Sydney Agnew and "How Did This Not Get Made" hosts Daniel Kawka and David Spencer as we watch MICKEY'S ONCE UPON A CHRISTMAS!

Dec 19, 2020
Good Luck Charlie, It's Christmas! (with Variety's Jenelle Riley!)
42:12

Happy Holidays, everyone! This week, for this podcast's first Christmas episode of 2020, the randomizer picks a 2011 Disney Channel original movie, based on a Disney Channel sitcom, featuring everything Christmas is all about: hitchhiking, angry gamers, confusing business names, crappy old cars, UFO conspiracy theorists, luggage theft, kidnapping LARPers and paintball! Join Tony Goldmark, Emily Clark, Kyle Kallgren and Variety's Deputy Awards and Features Editor Jenelle Riley (!!!) as they wish everyone GOOD LUCK CHARLIE, IT'S CHRISTMAS!

Dec 09, 2020
Drain the Great Lakes
39:35

This week Tony joins the hosts of this weekend's "Thanks For The Magic" charity livestream as the randomizer, in its infinite wisdom, forces them to watch a 2011 NatGeo documentary special that for some weird reason saw fit to ask the bold question, "What if the water had no water in it?" Join Tony Goldmark, Kevin Anderson, Charlie Callahan and Haley Baker Callahan as they inexplicably DRAIN THE GREAT LAKES!

Dec 02, 2020
Bedknobs and Broomsticks
01:03:40

This week the randomizer flies our magic bed all the way back to 1971, when Disney made a spiritual successor to Mary Poppins in which Jessica Fletcher and Mr. Banks encounter talking cartoon animals AND literal Nazis in the same movie, and somehow the Nazis are more polite. Join Tony Goldmark, Kyle A. Carrozza, Luke Ski and Lindsay Smith as they stock up on BEDKNOBS AND BROOMSTICKS!

Nov 29, 2020
The Great Muppet Caper
01:04:55

After taking a couple weeks off, Escape From Vault Disney returns to join forces with the Channel KRT podcast, and the randomizer mercifully picks one of the funniest and best movies on Disney+, the feature directorial debut of acclaimed Oscar-nominated auteur Jim Henson, the eternal classic film that gifted the cinema landscape with those immortal words to live by, "That's a frog. Bears wear hats." Join Tony Goldmark, Tyler Green, Randee Martin and Kitty Quinn as they solve THE GREAT MUPPET CAPER!

Nov 19, 2020
Halloweentown
50:20

Just in the nick of time for Halloween, the randomizer picks another Halloween title, this one a well-remembered Disney Channel Original Movie from 1998! You've heard of Halloween the holiday, Halloween the movie and Halloween the Horror Nights, but did you know Halloweentown can be a TOWN? And hey, Kalabar (or possibly Calabar) is actually IN this one! Join Tony Goldmark, Charlie Callahan, Haley Baker Callahan and Gaby Tyrrell as they hitchhike all the way to HALLOWEENTOWN!

Oct 31, 2020
Sonny With A Chance S2E18 - A So Random Halloween Special
46:54

For our first-ever seasonally-appropriate Halloween episode, the randomizer has chosen an episode of a Disney Channel sitcom about a sketch show wherein the sketch-show-within-a-sitcom rebelled and took over its host program, and gave us the once-in-a-lifetime pairing of unquestionably the two greatest musical geniuses of our time, Demi Lovato and Shaquille O'Neal. Join Tony Goldmark, Kevin Anderson, Ryan Hipp and Randee Martin as they forecast SONNY WITH A CHANCE, season two, episode eighteen, "A So Random Halloween Special!"

Oct 28, 2020
Milo Murphy's Law S1E8 - The Substitute/Time Out
01:14:16

It's Escape From Vault Disney's 27th episode spectacular, in which Tony joins the hosts of The Weird Al-Phabet podcast to celebrate the work of the one-and-only "Weird Al" Yankovic just in time for his birthday! Specifically, we cover another episode of the underrated animated series in which Mr. Yankovic himself voices the world's unluckiest kid. Join Tony Goldmark, Andrew Frola, Michael Hunter, Daniel Kawka and David Spencer as they they break MILO MURPHY'S LAW, season one, episode eight, "The Substitute/Time Out!"

Oct 23, 2020
While You Were Sleeping
54:23

Romcoms! What are they? Where do they come from? What do they want from us? On this week's episode, the randomizer goes back to 1995 to pick a semi-remembered example of the much-maligned subgenre, a Sandra Bullock vehicle that really puts the "coma" in "comady!" Join Tony Goldmark, Tim Crist, Kitty Quinn and Luke Ski as they remember all the fun stuff you missed out on WHILE YOU WERE SLEEPING!

Oct 15, 2020
Return To Oz
58:15

Y'know, hiring the editor of Apocalypse Now to write and direct an extremely depressing grimdark mid-80s sequel to The Wizard Of Oz loaded with tons of horrifying nightmare-inducing imagery and almost zero connection to the 1939 MGM musical everyone loves might SEEM like a terrible idea... (long pause) so anyway, join Tony Goldmark, Sydney Agnew, Kevin Anderson and Morgan Funder as the almighty randomizer forces them to begrudgingly RETURN TO OZ!

Oct 08, 2020
The Rocketeer
01:05:21

In the spine-tingling conclusion of our very first Patreon Request Month, we cover Kenneth Hodgins and Patrick Thatcher's request for one of Disney's most notorious cult classics, a whiz-bang retro action spectacle from 1991 that truly had everything...except an audience. Join Tony Goldmark, Alessandra Dreyer, David Ganssle and Ryan Hipp as they go soarin' through the stratosphere with THE ROCKETEER!

Oct 01, 2020
Freaky Friday (2003) (with Kyle Kallgren!)
01:09:53

Patreon Request Month just keeps chuggin' along with Justin Wilton's request for the 2003 remake of the unforgettable classic story that dared to ask the bold cinematic question, "What if person was other person?" Join Tony Goldmark, Charlie Callahan, Haley Baker Callahan and Kyle Kallgren as they wake up on FREAKY FRIDAY (2003)!

Sep 26, 2020
Chicken Little
01:10:18

Patreon Request Month marches on with Matthew Bogatz's request for this weird, misbegotten relic from Disney's very brief and extremely regrettable period when they unaccountably tried to be Dreamworks. Ever wanted to see a film with aliens, baseball, talking farm animals, 70s pop songs, ugly-ass half-rendered animation, lots and lots of pee jokes AND the guy from Scrubs in it? Well look no further, ya damn weirdo! Join Tony Goldmark, Erika Haynes, Luke Ski and David Spencer as they fry up some CHICKEN LITTLE!

Sep 16, 2020
Milo Murphy's Law S1E12-13 - Missing Milo parts 1 & 2
46:37

Patreon Request Month continues with Alex the Azurath's request for a randomly-selected episode of the less-successful animated series from the creators of Phineas & Ferb, Milo Murphy's Law, starring none other than the one-and-only "Weird Al" Yankovic in the titular role! And the random selection in question is a very-bizarre-even-for-this-show two-part episode about time travel and mutant pistachios! Join Tony Goldmark, Jeff Scot Carey, Emily Clark and Zach Hurst as they study MILO MURPHY'S LAW, season one, episodes twelve and thirteen, "Missing Milo" parts 1 & 2!

Sep 09, 2020
The Little Mermaid (series) S3E3 - Island of Fear
54:23

As Escape From Vault Disney triumphantly RETURNS from a five-month hiatus, we continue Patreon Request Month with Rob Bergman's request for a particularly weird episode of the weirder-than-you-remember 90s Little Mermaid TV series. Join Tony Goldmark, Kyle A. Carrozza, Morgan Funder and Kitty Quinn for the sheer deranged majesty of Mary Seashelley's "Ariel & Costello Meet Frankenstein," aka THE LITTLE MERMAID (SERIES), season three, episode three, "Island of Fear!" #CrabExperiments

Sep 02, 2020
Pinocchio
01:21:21

In our last episode before we take a coronavirus-related hiatus, and the only episode of "Patreon Request Month" we managed to record before everything went on lockdown, the randomizer goes all the way back to 1940 to pick Lizzy Gravelle's request for Walt Disney's second full-length animated classic, a movie simultaneously far better and way weirder than you remember. Join Tony Goldmark, Chandler Desrochers, David Ganssle and Nicholas Bogroff Ganssle as they reflect on the mastery and insanity of PINOCCHIO!

Apr 04, 2020
Shipwrecked
33:21
Did you know that in 1991, Disney distributed a Norwegian pirate movie? We sure didn't, until the randomizer picked it for this week's episode and gave us all an excuse to attempt borderline-offensive exaggerated Scandinavian accents! Join Tony Goldmark, Kevin Anderson, Zach Hurst and Chris Nebergall as they get SHIPWRECKED!
Mar 25, 2020
Bug Juice: My Adventures At Camp E16 - Best Summer Ever!
34:36

Summer camp! What is it? Where did it come from? What does it want from us? This week the randomizer picks the final episode of a 2018 Disney Channel reality TV series designed to answer none of these probing questions. Join Tony Goldmark, Kevin Anderson, Zach Hurst and Chris Nebergall as they drink a tall frosty glass of BUG JUICE: MY ADVENTURES AT CAMP, episode sixteen, "Best Summer Ever!"

Mar 18, 2020
Jack
52:37

In 1996, the acclaimed Oscar-winning auteur behind The Godfather and Apocalypse Now saw fit to direct a PG-13 Robin Williams comedy about a ten-year-old trapped in the body of a forty-year-old. What could possibly go wrong? Join Tony Goldmark, Kevin Anderson, Zach Hurst and Chris Nebergall as they endure the existential nightmare that is JACK!

Mar 12, 2020
Newsies: The Broadway Musical
48:50

Extree! Extree! Hear all about it! Randomizer chooses 2017 simulcast of 2012 Broadway musical based on 1992 cult classic musical! Join Tony Goldmark, Alessandra Dreyer, David Ganssle and Nicholas Bogroff Ganssle as they take in the theatrical spectacle that is NEWSIES: THE BROADWAY MUSICAL! Podcast, mistah? Only zero cents!

Mar 04, 2020
Into the Okavango
45:55

It was bound to happen eventually: the randomizer, in its infinite wisdom, has chosen a NatGeo documentary, and a particularly slow and boring one at that. But boy oh boy, it sure does have a lotta pretty slow-motion footage of animals to fall asleep to. Join Tony Goldmark, Alessandra Dreyer, David Ganssle and Nicholas Bogroff Ganssle as we apprehensively venture INTO THE OKAVANGO!

Feb 26, 2020
Frank and Ollie (with Jenny Nicholson!)
01:00:37

Remember when cartoons were drawn by human beings? Well, two of those human beings were the subjects of the 1995 documentary the randomizer has chosen for us this week! Join Tony Goldmark, Alessandra Dreyer, David Ganssle and VERY special guest JENNY NICHOLSON(!!!) as we indulgently listen to FRANK AND OLLIE!

Feb 19, 2020
Doug S3E21 - Quailman Vs. The Triad of Terror
37:20

What happens when a Nicktoon becomes a Disneytoon? Apparently they run out of ideas and say "Screw it, it's a superhero show now." This week the randomizer picks a 1999 episode of the show that inexplicably had "Brand Spankin' New" in its title at one point! Join Tony Goldmark, Charlie Callahan, Haley Baker Callahan and Morgan Funder as they say hello to DOUG, season three (technically seven), episode twenty-one, "Quailman Vs. The Triad of Terror!"

Feb 12, 2020
Rocket & Groot shorts
31:29

I am Groot? I am Groot. I am Groot, I am Groot, I am Groot. I am Groot. Tony Goldmark, Charlie Callahan, Haley Baker Callahan and Morgan Funder I am Groot ROCKET & GROOT SHORTS!

Feb 05, 2020
Read It and Weep
50:33

What if Lizzy McGuire was also Tyler Durden AND Killer Frost? This week the randomizer goes back to 2006 (a magical long-forgotten era when some people apparently DIDN'T always want the whole world to read every last thought that fell out of their skulls) and chooses another Disney Channel original movie, this one about a high school girl whose diary goes viral (diaral?) and becomes semi-sentient. Join Tony Goldmark, Charlie Callahan, Haley Baker Callahan and Morgan Funder as they bravely READ IT AND WEEP!

Jan 29, 2020
Halloweentown II: Kalabar's Revenge
47:15

The movie's called "Halloweentown II: Kalabar's Revenge" and Kalabar's not in it. And, it all goes downhill from there. This week Tony teams up with The "Weird Al" Phabet podcast as the randomizer sadistically and unseasonally chooses the inexplicable 2001 sequel to a fondly-remembered Disney Channel original movie. Join Tony Goldmark, Andrew Frola, Michael Hunter, Daniel Kawka and David Spencer as they journey to HALLOWEENTOWN II: KALABAR'S REVENGE!

Jan 22, 2020
Pooh's Heffalump Movie
37:54

This week the randomizer goes back to 2005 to pick one of the 67 Winnie the Pooh products released that February. Join Tony Goldmark, Morgan Funder, David Ganssle and Luke Ski as they check out POOH'S HEFFALUMP MOVIE!

Jan 15, 2020
The Wild
45:33
Remember that Dreamworks animated movie Madagascar? Ever wonder what it'd be like if it looked like garbage and completely sucked? This week the randomizer goes back to 2006 to pick the first and only animated feature produced by C.O.R.E. Digital Pictures. Join Tony Goldmark, Kyle Carrozza, David Ganssle and Brianna Garcia as they venture into THE WILD!
Jan 08, 2020
The Book Of Pooh S2E4 - Day of the Knights/Come as Eeyore
24:42

What if Winnie the Pooh was needlessly different? This week the randomizer picks another TV episode, namely an early-2000s Playhouse Disney series that turned A.A. Milne's beloved creations into hideous puppet monsters! Join Tony Goldmark, Zach Hurst, Luke Ski and Mighty Magiswords creator Kyle A. Carrozza as they crack open THE BOOK OF POOH, season two, episode four, "Day of the Knights/Come as Eeyore"! 

Jan 02, 2020
'Twas the Night
43:47

The guy who played Michael Myers directed a Christmas movie! What could possibly go wrong? This week, JUST in the nick of time for Christmas, the randomizer picks a Disney Channel original movie from 2001 starring Walter White as Bad Santa. Join Tony Goldmark, Matt Fazio, Zach Hurst, Luke Ski and a Surprise Special Guest as they sit through 'TWAS THE NIGHT!

Dec 25, 2019
Amphibia E13 - Croak and Punishment/Trip to the Archives
40:43

What if it WAS easy being green? This week, for the first time ever, the randomizer picks a TV episode, specifically of a recent Disney Channel animated series about an alternate reality where frogs are the dominant species. Join Tony Goldmark, Matt Fazio, Luke Ski and a Surprise Special Guest as they journey to AMPHIBIA, episode 13, "Croak and Punishment/Trip to the Archives"!

 
Dec 18, 2019
The Aristocats
42:53
Remember when musicals about cats DIDN'T make you want to claw your eyeballs out? This week the randomizer goes all the way back to 1970 to pick the first Disney animated feature of the "What would Walt have done?" era. Join Tony, Dave, Luke and Morgan as they adopt THE ARISTOCATS!
Dec 11, 2019
Meet The Deedles
44:50
Surfers...in a place where surfers usually aren't?!? Wuh-wuh-wuh-WHAAAAT?!? This week the randomizer picks an inexplicably-theatrically-released remnant of 1998 that proves you don't need Pauly Shore to make a Pauly Shore comedy. Join Tony Goldmark, Morgan Funder, David Ganssle and Luke Ski as they begrudgingly MEET THE DEEDLES!
Dec 04, 2019
Smart House
54:57

In the pilot episode of the Escape From Vault Disney podcast, the randomizer picks a 1999 Disney Channel original movie starring Leela as Evil Alexa! How could that POSSIBLY be disappointing? Tony Goldmark, Morgan Funder, David Ganssle and Nicholas Bogroff Ganssle move into SMART HOUSE!

Nov 27, 2019