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The hugely popular weekday The Armstrong & Getty Show is wildly entertaining, informative and laugh-out-loud funny, with a mixture of political commentary, observations on local, national, and international news and reflections on social issues. Armstrong and Getty’s comedic delivery, great guests, and super-charged on-air personas have made The Armstrong & Getty Show a morning addiction for Bay Area talk radio listeners.
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A Zoo Of Racism & Misogyny
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Mar 31, 2026 |
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The Joe Biden Memorial Shelf
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Mar 31, 2026 |
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I Might Need The Paddles!
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Mar 31, 2026 |
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All I Know Is My Car's More Expensive!
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Mar 30, 2026 |
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The Gonads Of The Country!
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Mar 30, 2026 |
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Trump, Keep Your Hands Off This Woman's Penis
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Mar 30, 2026 |
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When She Sits Around The House, She Sits Around The House
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Mar 27, 2026 |
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Thanks, Napoleon. You Jackass!
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Mar 27, 2026 |
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Dumb & Dysfunctional
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Mar 27, 2026 |
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He Overcame So Much!
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Mar 26, 2026 |
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Deliberately Built to be Addictive!
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Mar 26, 2026 |
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NIMBY'S & YIMBY'S Appeal to Mayor Quimby's
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Mar 26, 2026 |
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Reading! It's Not Just For Road Signs!
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Mar 25, 2026 |
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That Zapped My Will To Live
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Mar 25, 2026 |
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I'm A Fancy Man
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Mar 25, 2026 |
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They're Not Smart Enough To Wear Pants
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Mar 24, 2026 |
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You Digital Idiot
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Mar 24, 2026 |
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Claude, What Do You Want To Do Today?
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Mar 24, 2026 |
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You Digital Idiot
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Mar 23, 2026 |
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The Freedom To Shake Your Booty!
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Mar 23, 2026 |
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Oh My God Is That A Cake?!
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Mar 23, 2026 |
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I Wouldn't Last A Day As A Teacher
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Mar 20, 2026 |
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Worn Down To A Nub By Life
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Mar 20, 2026 |
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It Sucks To Suck
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Mar 20, 2026 |
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Caning & Dueling
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Mar 19, 2026 |
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The Legacy on the Line
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Mar 19, 2026 |
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It's a Gas Gas Gas...Or, More Endangered Than Pandas--
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Mar 19, 2026 |
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Take That, Frenchie!!
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Mar 17, 2026 |
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Seasonal Gremlins
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Mar 17, 2026 |
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If Anyone Pinches You, Loosen Their Teeth
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Mar 17, 2026 |
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I've Never Heard Of Someone Named Yank
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Mar 16, 2026 |
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Not Enthusiastic!
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Mar 16, 2026 |
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The Jelly Crisis Of 2026
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Mar 16, 2026 |
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"So Many Freaking Progressives!" Says Big Foot
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Mar 13, 2026 |
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The Future Doesn't Want My Brain... The Present Barely Does
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Mar 13, 2026 |
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It Is Gay-ish.
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Mar 13, 2026 |
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When You Enjoy Hating Something
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Mar 12, 2026 |
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Maybe The Snakes Ate The Goats
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Mar 12, 2026 |
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You Will Be Mist
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Mar 12, 2026 |
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If I'm Bitching, I Will Be Listened To
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Mar 11, 2026 |
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Why Don't You Use Words?!
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Mar 11, 2026 |
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You're Very Beard Focused Today...
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Mar 11, 2026 |
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Low T! No Sperm!
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Mar 10, 2026 |
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He Needs To Be Dragged Out By His Beard & Abused By Crowds
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Mar 10, 2026 |
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You're Really Steering Into The Hick Talk
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Mar 10, 2026 |
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I Have a Why, and It's Burning
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Mar 06, 2026 |
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It Comes Down to Archers & Arrows
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Mar 06, 2026 |
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There's a New Sheriff in Town...
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Mar 06, 2026 |
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Inexplicitly Squatting On Your Agents Desk
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Mar 05, 2026 |
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The Space Pope!
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Mar 05, 2026 |
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It's All About The Balls
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Mar 05, 2026 |
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That Was A Euphemism For Testicles
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Mar 04, 2026 |
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Toast Is Delicious!
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Mar 04, 2026 |
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The Kingdom Of UrBooty
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Mar 04, 2026 |
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If Your Fonk Gets Hot
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Mar 03, 2026 |
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Don't Be Touching My Leg! You'll Get Your Ass Kicked!
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Mar 03, 2026 |
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Sexual Lube & Whale Snot
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Mar 03, 2026 |
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Operation Blooming Daffodils
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Mar 02, 2026 |
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"I'm Gonna Bomb The S--T Out Of Em."
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Mar 02, 2026 |
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LGBHDTV+
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Mar 02, 2026 |
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Well, It Depends On What The Definition Of Lubricant Is...
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Feb 27, 2026 |
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The Chimp Says "Hold My Banana."
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Feb 27, 2026 |
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I Make Myself Cringe All The Time. You'll Get Used To It.
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Feb 27, 2026 |
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I'm Going With The Demons
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Feb 26, 2026 |
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The Good Old Butter & Tug
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Feb 26, 2026 |
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A Little Opium, A Little Hooker, A Little Whatever?
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Feb 26, 2026 |
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Ketchup Makes Me Sweat
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Feb 25, 2026 |
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Nice Job Tying Your Shoes. You Look Like A Whore.
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Feb 25, 2026 |
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Getting Trump Will Be Their Jihad
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Feb 25, 2026 |
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FAKM If They Can't Take A Joke
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Feb 24, 2026 |
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Glad Your Exes Had A Nice Nourishing Meal
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Feb 24, 2026 |
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That's Why I'm Here: Wisdom
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Feb 24, 2026 |
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You're Accusing Me Of Not Knowing The Material?! How Dare You!!
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Feb 23, 2026 |
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I Sometimes Forget To Wear Pants
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Feb 23, 2026 |
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Try Not Pole Axing Our Guys In The Face!
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Feb 23, 2026 |
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A Woo Liu Boo Gu Tattoo!
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Feb 20, 2026 |
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A Kick To The Balls Cures An Overbite
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Feb 20, 2026 |
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No Space Beast Is Illegal On Stolen Land
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Feb 20, 2026 |
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I Want To Live Long Enough To See History Misportrayed
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Feb 19, 2026 |
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My Eyes Are Glazin'
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Feb 19, 2026 |
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I String My Words Together Pretty
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Feb 19, 2026 |
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I'm Allergic To Cutesy & Now I Have Hives
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Feb 18, 2026 |
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If My Socks Slide Down, I Won't Show My Genitals To The World
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Feb 18, 2026 |
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Oh No! He's Vomiting, Folks.
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Feb 18, 2026 |
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I Break A Sweat Trying To Tear A Dollar Bill In Half
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Feb 18, 2026 |
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How Many Yachts Do You Need?!
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Feb 18, 2026 |
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I Pick Nits
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Feb 13, 2026 |
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Shut Up Coo Coo Bird
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Feb 13, 2026 |
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I've Brought Joy To People
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Feb 13, 2026 |
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Michael Is An Ally
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Feb 12, 2026 |
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You Are Soft On Awfulness
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Feb 12, 2026 |
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I've Always Wanted A Moat
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Feb 12, 2026 |
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I've Never Even Picked Up A Golf Club. It's Always Been Hookers.
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Feb 11, 2026 |
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Unless We're Having Sex, I Don't Want To Be Hugged
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Feb 11, 2026 |
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The Good Ol' Rub & Cuss
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Feb 11, 2026 |
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I Don't Want To Touch Everyone Who Has Been At McDonald's All Day
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Feb 10, 2026 |
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You've Got A Strong Attitude... & Testicles
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Feb 10, 2026 |
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I'll Pour Coca Cola Right In Your Keyboard!
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Feb 10, 2026 |
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Fat Mike Tyson
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Feb 09, 2026 |
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Could I Call Myself Breezy Johnson?
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Feb 09, 2026 |