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Ok but we turned out mostly fine? Old millennials discuss the things we know now that we wish we'd known then, featuring highly problematic advice from early 2000's Cosmopolitan magazines.
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We're ADD Years Old Feat. Emily Towers
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Jan 27, 2025 |
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Disney Dumping
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Apr 25, 2024 |
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Everything I've Ever Accomplished in Life is From Spite
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Apr 11, 2024 |
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Mommy is Scary w/ Jessica Rowland
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Mar 28, 2024 |
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I Used To Be Young! w/ Emily Taormina
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Mar 14, 2024 |
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Why Give Women Names? w/ Julia Vickerman
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Feb 29, 2024 |
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Cosmo Mini: Sexy Honeymoon Surprises
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Feb 06, 2024 |
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I Saw Mommy Drop Kicking Santa Claus w/ Ava Williams
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Dec 22, 2023 |
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Eating Ribs With Your Fingers Over Candlelight w/ Jessica Rowland
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Nov 06, 2023 |
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Who Killed Mr. Rogers? w/ Ava Williams
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Sep 19, 2023 |
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She Said, She Shed, He Wants to Get Naked (w/ Emily Towers)
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Aug 28, 2023 |
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Young Ladies of a Certain Age w/ Emily Towers
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Jul 28, 2023 |
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"IS SHE OKAY???" w/ Jessica Rowland
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Jun 30, 2023 |
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Maxin' It Out in the Sack w/ Paul Bonanno
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May 30, 2023 |
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Squishmallows & Satan w/ Paul Bonanno
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Apr 03, 2023 |
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Greta Thunberg Claps Back
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Jan 11, 2023 |
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"Keanu Reeves still walks among us..."
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Dec 16, 2022 |
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Elon Musk and the Terrible, Horrible No Good, Very Bad Day on Twitter
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Nov 30, 2022 |
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Raised Wrong Update!
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Nov 18, 2022 |
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Pearl Parties & Beach Bodies
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Aug 25, 2022 |
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Soy Boy Cuck Chris Hemsworth Shuns Meat
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Aug 10, 2022 |
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Feels Bad Feels Dirty Feels Upsetting!
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Jul 18, 2022 |
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Breasts that had vanished without a trace
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Jun 17, 2022 |
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Is kissing the new rim job?
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May 19, 2022 |
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Cleavage Pillow Teddy Bear
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Feb 14, 2022 |
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Unexplainable Giant Tits
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Feb 02, 2022 |
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Happy Xmas (I'm kicking your son in the dick)
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Dec 28, 2021 |
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John Equipmentfixer and the Macy's Day Parade
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Nov 19, 2021 |
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I don't want to talk about my mateys
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Nov 01, 2021 |
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We're all going to beep you in the beep
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Oct 07, 2021 |
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I will dabble in smut.
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Sep 16, 2021 |
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Peanut Butter Slabs, Rainbow Flags & MAGA Hats
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Aug 30, 2021 |
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Righteously angry & manically high
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Aug 11, 2021 |
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Man vs. Horse
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Jul 28, 2021 |
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Raised Wrong "Live"
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Jul 15, 2021 |
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Do birds have dicks?
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Jul 07, 2021 |
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The Jeff Bezos of Ducks
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Jun 09, 2021 |
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What is a "book" anyway?
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May 12, 2021 |
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Tight Hips & Magic Tricks
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Apr 21, 2021 |
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An Easter Carol (sponsored by Ativan)
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Apr 07, 2021 |
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A One-Way Ticket To The Loony Bin
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Mar 29, 2021 |
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The Robin Hood of Bullying (numbers is math)
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Mar 10, 2021 |
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Nudity is not a problem for me
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Mar 04, 2021 |
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Free Britney, Bitch
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Feb 18, 2021 |
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Mark Zuckerberg Was Very Unfair To Me
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Feb 11, 2021 |
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What would Lady Gaga do?
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Feb 02, 2021 |
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Unimaginable. Disgraceful. Shocking.
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Jan 18, 2021 |
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What did Alec Baldwin know and when did he know it?
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Jan 08, 2021 |
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What is saucepan? What is love?
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Dec 21, 2020 |
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F**k You, Santa
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Dec 10, 2020 |
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GRIPESGIVING GRIPETACULAR!
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Nov 30, 2020 |
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OOPS ALL ELECTION!
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Nov 19, 2020 |
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Invoking Pinocchio
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Nov 11, 2020 |
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Dick Oats Last Forever
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Oct 27, 2020 |
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Jon Hamm Pants
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Oct 18, 2020 |
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Major Rager
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Oct 10, 2020 |
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Congratulations, You're F**king
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Oct 02, 2020 |
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Extended Stay In Paris
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Sep 24, 2020 |
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How I Met Your Podcaster
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Sep 17, 2020 |
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Chris Rock Alien Abduction
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Sep 09, 2020 |
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Antifa Pizza
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Sep 02, 2020 |
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Wet Ass Twizzlers
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Aug 26, 2020 |
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It's Worse If You Do A Murder
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Aug 19, 2020 |
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We're Gonna Have Gills, Bitch!
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Aug 13, 2020 |
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Deep State Spiders
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Aug 06, 2020 |
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Bonus FMK: Tom Hanks, Tom Hanks, & Tom Hanks
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Jul 17, 2020 |
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Bonus Short: The First Time You Don't "Do It"
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Jul 17, 2020 |
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Bonus Short: Flying Lessons
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Jul 16, 2020 |
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Winter Nipples
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Jul 14, 2020 |
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Steamy Circus Sex Moves
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Jul 07, 2020 |
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I'm A Dentist Now
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Jun 29, 2020 |
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Eat Your Goddamn Pancakes (& Shut Up)
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Jun 22, 2020 |