Keeping Up With Jones: The Lonnie Jones Podcast Adventure

By Lonnie Jones

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Life lived is life learned. Every experience has facts, concepts and applications. These are stories from the eclectic life of Lonnie Jones, Licensed Professional Counselor, Minister, SWAT Team Chaplain, Outdoor Enthusiast and Quixotic Jedi. Purchase original art, t-shirts, stickers at teespring.com/stores/lonnie-jones-art Visit lonniejones.org to schedule lonnie jones for your event, buy books, 550guys and podcast swag.

Episode Date
Just Hear Me Out...
Feb 17, 2026
An Evening With The Seahawks Fans
Feb 10, 2026
Merlin, Guinevere and Lancelot
Feb 03, 2026
Honor Details
Jan 27, 2026
Robotics and Self Awareness
Jan 20, 2026
Incidents And The Angles We Give Them
Jan 13, 2026
The Cat's In The Cradle And At The Lake House
Jan 06, 2026
Shorter Basketball
Dec 30, 2025
The Best Soup I Never Had
Dec 23, 2025
For The Guardians
Dec 16, 2025
Captain Jacque Sparrow
Dec 09, 2025
Legends In Waiting
Dec 02, 2025
The Texan, The Ninja and The Balance of Opposites
Nov 25, 2025
Mesh And Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu May Not Mesh
Nov 18, 2025
Signs And Wonder
Nov 11, 2025
My Norm Is Normally Normal
Nov 04, 2025
Emulation Not Imitation
Oct 28, 2025
Pickle Vision
Oct 21, 2025
The Unfortunate Run In With My Coke Dealer
Oct 14, 2025
Clowns, Kings, Straws and Needs
Oct 07, 2025
1136--Guaranteed or Variable
Sep 30, 2025
Power With People Not Over People
Sep 23, 2025
Marijuana, Matthew and Kevlar Lullabies
Sep 16, 2025
Folded Up Like A Church Check
Sep 09, 2025
That Sinking Feeling of Faith
Sep 02, 2025
Missing Fast Is Still Missing
Aug 26, 2025
Spent Brass
Aug 19, 2025
Stink, Smell, Clean, Cleansed
Aug 12, 2025
Intolerable Tolerances
Aug 05, 2025
If I Know You Know
Jul 29, 2025
Peachy, The Fonz and The Lonz
Jul 22, 2025
Chocolate Candy and Clean Windows
Jul 15, 2025
Self Government and Self Discipline
Jul 08, 2025
Fixed Pattern Behavior, Flies, Frogs and Fishhooks
Jul 01, 2025
Where No Man Has Gone Before??
Jun 24, 2025
Some Men Run In The Rain
Jun 17, 2025
Strange and Wonderful
Jun 10, 2025
Dissonance, Dissociation and Dilemma
Jun 03, 2025
Is Dis A Bacation?
May 27, 2025
Waiting...
May 20, 2025
The Lunge O Matic
May 13, 2025
Creme Brulee Doesn't Always Mean Dessert
May 06, 2025
That Time I Wasn't On CNN
Apr 29, 2025
Road Runner, Roadrunners and Beer Bottles
Apr 22, 2025
Sasquatch, Magic and Moccasins
Apr 15, 2025
Worm's Eye View or Worms I View
Apr 08, 2025
You Shall Not Pass
Apr 01, 2025
Spiritual Equilibrium
Mar 25, 2025
Alabama Jones and The Tupelo Of Doom
Mar 18, 2025
62
Mar 11, 2025
Scarlet Is The New White
Mar 04, 2025
Warlocks, Chainsaws, Rat Poison and Leg Day
Feb 25, 2025
Stunned By Amazing Grace
Feb 18, 2025
Ober Rated
Feb 11, 2025
Snowboarder's Epiphany
Feb 04, 2025
Revenge of The Jedi?
Jan 28, 2025
Wizards, Backpacks and Monsters
Jan 21, 2025
Delusions, Distress or Deception
Jan 14, 2025
Table Flipping and Spiritual Abuse
Jan 07, 2025
Stickers
Dec 31, 2024
Wounded Perspectives
Dec 24, 2024
Driven
Dec 17, 2024
Scurries and Murders
Dec 10, 2024
Dying To Breathe (On burnout)
Dec 03, 2024
The Perfect Season
Nov 26, 2024
Shaken, Stirred or Sprayed?
Nov 19, 2024
If It Sounds Easy...
Nov 12, 2024
If A Frog Had Pockets
Nov 05, 2024
Shut Up Juice and Canned Conflict Condiments
Oct 29, 2024
Dueling Dichotomous Duos
Oct 22, 2024
Hunting or Hunted?
Oct 15, 2024
Running From Zombies?
Oct 08, 2024
Free 2 Choose-What or How
Oct 01, 2024
Failproof, Foolproof and Failsafe
Sep 24, 2024
Aloysius Murphy, Finagle and Yhprum
Sep 17, 2024
2BAD4U
Sep 10, 2024
Conversation With A Sith Lord
Sep 03, 2024
Walmart Sacks, Snacks and Rats
Aug 27, 2024
Parachutes, Funerals and Ditches
Aug 20, 2024
Not Pictured
Aug 13, 2024
To Know What Butterflies Know
Aug 12, 2024
Dirty Laundry
Aug 06, 2024
Ridges, Reminders and The Power of Imperfections
Jul 30, 2024
Placebos and Poultices
Jul 23, 2024
Over The Hill
Jul 16, 2024
Knot On Purpose
Jul 09, 2024
The Opposite of Sour Grapes? Cheap Brisket.
Jul 02, 2024
Extraordinary or Extra Ordinary
Jun 25, 2024
Teeter Totter, See Saw, Zig Zag
Jun 18, 2024
At The Intersection of Could and Should
Jun 11, 2024
Transitions
Jun 04, 2024
Thermos, Thermometer, Thermostat and The Jedi Mindtrick
May 28, 2024
Lon the Baptist
May 21, 2024
The Butt Dial From Hail
May 14, 2024
One Of These Things Is Not Like The Other
May 07, 2024
MA in Family Life Ministry Ad
May 07, 2024
The Expectation Cat-astrophe
Apr 30, 2024
Molan Labe From My Cold Dead Hands
Apr 23, 2024
Personal Business
Apr 16, 2024
The PGF Asks The Only Question That Matters
Apr 09, 2024
Repeat After Me
Apr 02, 2024
Treadmills, Tracks and Trails
Mar 26, 2024
To Smell The Truth
Mar 19, 2024
He Who Castesth The First Stone
Mar 12, 2024
Foils, Epees and (Light)Sabers...Oh My!
Mar 05, 2024
Hurt Not Injured Or I Killed A Tree In Augusta Georgia
Feb 27, 2024
Puppies and Disposable People
Feb 20, 2024
Beyond Puppy Love
Feb 13, 2024
If My Bullets Will Fire In Your Gun
Feb 06, 2024
Seeing Through The Windshield Without Getting In The Car
Jan 30, 2024
Reflecting On Reflections
Jan 23, 2024
Pressure Guage
Jan 16, 2024
Wind Chill
Jan 09, 2024
A Minister And A Beer Executive Don't Walk Into A Bar
Jan 02, 2024
Avoiding The Meltdown
Dec 27, 2023
Breaking Bricks, Boards and Arm Wrestling
Dec 19, 2023
I Learned Some Things About Leadership From A Guy With A Shield...And It Wasn't Captain America
Dec 12, 2023
If Papa Jonesie Gets Hurt
Dec 05, 2023
Managing The Disaster Burger
Nov 28, 2023
Initial Ingredients
Nov 21, 2023
Say It Again Little White Preacher
Nov 14, 2023
They Are Not Paying You To Sunbathe
Nov 07, 2023
The Ghost of Nubbin Creek and the Estillfork Werewolf
Nov 05, 2023
The Gurley Gentlemen's Club
Oct 24, 2023
You Can Order Any Size Frosty...You're Welcome
Oct 17, 2023
Familiar Territory
Oct 10, 2023
The Real Failure Is To Stop Trying
Oct 03, 2023
The Grip Of Grace
Sep 26, 2023
Running and Waiting. Endurance and Hope
Sep 19, 2023
Copyrights, Liquor Stores and Wildcats
Sep 12, 2023
Proximity, Perspective and Proportion
Sep 05, 2023
How Is This Even Happening?
Aug 29, 2023
Ticking
Aug 22, 2023
Morris Biggers and The Heavy One
Aug 15, 2023
The SWAT Team Baby Shower
Aug 08, 2023
Intentionally Not Being Unintentionally Hurt
Aug 01, 2023
Self Absorbed or Self Aware?
Jul 25, 2023
Not Entitled To A Title
Jul 18, 2023
Perception or Belief ≠ Reality
Jul 11, 2023
What Does The Cat On The Piano Have To Do With Forgiveness?
Jul 04, 2023
Rope Bridges, Kootenay Carriages and Tug O War
Jun 27, 2023
To Withstand The Heat
Jun 20, 2023
Drawing My Own Hero
Jun 13, 2023
Speed Wobs and Compassion
Jun 06, 2023
Elvis Was Right
May 30, 2023
The Anaconda Hammer
May 23, 2023
Power Slam
May 16, 2023
Not Knowing You Don't Know
May 09, 2023
Fake VS Flawed
May 02, 2023
BIP Bombs, Trauma and Addiction
Apr 25, 2023
Inventing The Tree Saddle...The Innovation of Inadequacy
Apr 18, 2023
Fairies, Ferries, Potential Ax Murderers and Destinations
Apr 11, 2023
On Suicide
Apr 04, 2023
Anxiety or The Utter Ruination of Pop-tart and Chocolate Milk Day
Mar 28, 2023
The Secrets of Invisibility
Mar 21, 2023
Grief or My Other Truck Is A Tacoma
Mar 14, 2023
This Is My Office
Mar 07, 2023
What Else Does A Hornet Have To Do?
Feb 28, 2023
Cooking Doctors, Backing Trailers and Electric Blankets
Feb 21, 2023
" 'allo My Name Is Inigo Montoya...Prepare To Die"
Feb 14, 2023
While You Were Sleeping
Feb 07, 2023
The Race Is Not To The Swift
Jan 31, 2023
Hello Dare Brudda Burns
Jan 24, 2023
The Puppy Fantasy (Loosing Raider)
Jan 17, 2023
Ad for Rightside Radio
Jan 14, 2023
Unexpected Election Results
Jan 10, 2023
Puppies, Parting and Parenting
Jan 03, 2023
Silk Petals and Panache
Dec 27, 2022
Das Glucose Nazi
Dec 20, 2022
What? No Brisket? (Depression 101)
Dec 13, 2022
Gri-gris, Viper Girls and Muppets From The Ceiling
Dec 06, 2022
The Noises From Room 409 In "Versails" KY (or The Presence Present)
Nov 29, 2022
Grapenuts and The Ginsu
Nov 22, 2022
Rushing The Field
Nov 15, 2022
The Liar's Table and Empty Threats
Nov 08, 2022
Finding Gremlins
Nov 01, 2022
Signs and Broken Shake Machines
Oct 25, 2022
When I Pulled The Guy's Heart Out She Let Me Leave Class
Oct 18, 2022
Tactical Cheerleading and This Is Not The Best
Oct 11, 2022
You Really Do Have Me
Oct 04, 2022
Planning To Fail
Sep 27, 2022
Left Holding The Bag
Sep 20, 2022
The Xman and Impossible Nothing
Sep 13, 2022
Access and Allergies
Sep 06, 2022
The Correct Change
Aug 30, 2022
The Portable Gorilla
Aug 23, 2022
Stuck In The Pulpit But Not The Past
Aug 16, 2022
Buckets of Destruction
Aug 09, 2022
The Leory Jenkins, Bobby Rivers School of Conflict Resolution
Aug 02, 2022
Westwind
Jul 26, 2022
"...and one General's Daughter!"
Jul 19, 2022
Cobras, Janitors and Blasphemous Gringo Clowns
Jul 12, 2022
NO or ON
Jul 05, 2022
Confessions of Angry Little Bald Man
Jun 28, 2022
Vapor Trials, Feeling Full, Filled Full or Fulfilled
Jun 21, 2022
ACME Decisions
Jun 14, 2022
Boots, Batons and the Buddhist
Jun 07, 2022
The End of My Rope and The End of The Flight
May 31, 2022
The Six Million Dollar, Bionic, Robo-Terminator, Judge Dredd, Winter Soldier
May 24, 2022
The Bloodguard and The Badge Blessing
May 17, 2022
Well-water, Wishes and Whistles
May 10, 2022
K-9 Kittens
May 03, 2022
Eagles, Buzzards and Eagle Scouts
Apr 26, 2022
Volleyballs and Vases
Apr 19, 2022
The Matter of The Batter Splatter
Apr 12, 2022
I Didn't Think a Fridge Could Bounce
Apr 05, 2022
The Little Naked Guy
Mar 29, 2022
The Voice
Mar 22, 2022
Zombies and Sim Guns
Mar 15, 2022
Tater Tots, Popcorn and Fourteen Cents
Mar 08, 2022
If You Could Play A Game In My Shoes
Mar 01, 2022
Ninja Swords, Lip Gloss and Hot Chocolate
Feb 22, 2022
Looks Like Roses To Me
Feb 15, 2022
"Lucius Clay was a greedy old man and that's all there ever was to it."
Feb 08, 2022
Deathwatch, Wrist Rockets and The Death Star
Feb 01, 2022
Some Things You Don't Outgrow
Jan 25, 2022
Wilson: the 550guy
Jan 18, 2022
We Might Have Been Clemson Fans
Jan 11, 2022
Falling Snakes
Jan 04, 2022
The Yellowjacket Jacket
Dec 28, 2021
Raiders Of The Lost Rumor
Dec 21, 2021
That's Just How Us Velociraptors Roll
Dec 14, 2021
The Heisman Pose
Dec 07, 2021
I Run This Church For Loggers...
Nov 30, 2021
When Fear Is Afraid
Nov 23, 2021
But My Dad Is Watching...
Nov 16, 2021
I Looked Like An Angry Redneck When I Yelled "Pull Over"
Nov 09, 2021
The Scribble Game
Nov 02, 2021
The Elephant Not In The Room
Oct 26, 2021
The Mercenary Cartoonist VS The Cave Painter
Oct 19, 2021
Medium Unsweet Tea
Oct 12, 2021
The Same Thing, The Same Way...
Oct 05, 2021
The Picture You Picture Is The One That Gets Painted
Sep 28, 2021
The Lobsters Really Don't Mind
Sep 21, 2021
Bad Gravy
Sep 14, 2021
Seeing Spots
Sep 07, 2021
I Hope I Heard That Right
Aug 31, 2021
There Ain't No Secret
Aug 24, 2021
The Only Thing We Have To Fear...is cats and bulldozers
Aug 17, 2021
The Ones The Wolves Pulled Down
Aug 10, 2021
There Is A Destiny That Makes Us Brothers
Aug 03, 2021
Rappelling not Repelling
Jul 27, 2021
The Boat Paddle Story
Jul 20, 2021
The Chain Gang
Jul 13, 2021
Confessions of a Bag Boy
Jul 06, 2021
Remington Steele
Jun 29, 2021
Of Dogs, Door Knocking and Armor
Jun 22, 2021
The Dad Files Chapter 10
Jun 20, 2021
The Dad Files Chapter 9
Jun 20, 2021
The Dad Files Chapter 8
Jun 20, 2021
The Dad Files Chapter 7
Jun 20, 2021
The Dad Files Chapter 6
Jun 20, 2021
The Dad Files Chapter 5
Jun 20, 2021
The Dad Files Chapter 4
Jun 20, 2021
The Dad Files Chapter 3
Jun 20, 2021
The Dad Files Chapter 2
Jun 20, 2021
The Dad Files Chapter 1
Jun 20, 2021
The Dad Files Prologue
Jun 20, 2021
What Could Possibly Make Me Nervous?
Jun 15, 2021
The Honey Bear Serial Killer
Jun 08, 2021
Pentaerylthritol Tetranitrate, SR Volleyball and Creation
Jun 01, 2021
Wrapped Up, Tied Up, Tangled Up
May 25, 2021
The Little Girl Who Is Not Afraid
May 18, 2021
Perpetual Animosity
May 11, 2021
Why You Do What You Do/Longings of A Warrior
May 04, 2021
"You Gonna Run With Us Reverend?"
Apr 27, 2021
Pigs That Don't Belong To You
Apr 20, 2021
Enough or Finished?
Apr 13, 2021
Rescued
Apr 06, 2021
The Injury Attorney
Mar 30, 2021
Monster Honesty (Or Pine Tree Monsters Part 2)
Mar 23, 2021
The Pine Tree Monster
Mar 16, 2021
Your Grip Is Wrong
Mar 09, 2021
Lon Solo
Mar 02, 2021
You Going To Woodville?
Feb 23, 2021
Jumping At Shadows
Feb 16, 2021
Grudges and How To Tend Them
Feb 09, 2021
Not In My Car
Jan 26, 2021
There is a limited number of those.
Jan 19, 2021
Submission In Bad Positions
Jan 12, 2021
The Power of Choice
Jan 05, 2021
No..that's a raptor.
Dec 29, 2020
The SWAT Theme
Dec 22, 2020
The Discount MRI
Dec 15, 2020
Faulty Delights
Dec 08, 2020
Third Rock From The Sun
Dec 01, 2020
I Saw A Man Murder A Puppy
Nov 24, 2020
Lions, Tigers, Jaguarundis...OH my!
Nov 17, 2020
Significant Obscurity
Nov 10, 2020
Chicks Dig Stuntmen. Don't They?
Nov 03, 2020
Speaking Owl
Oct 27, 2020
The People In Iraqastahn
Oct 20, 2020
Blood Trail
Oct 13, 2020
The Hound Surround VIP Club
Oct 06, 2020
Earl Has To Die...?
Sep 29, 2020
Moths, Snakes and Puppies
Sep 22, 2020
Ask and You Shall Receive...sometimes filled with jelly and covered in powder.
Sep 15, 2020
The Ones That Don't Make The News (9/11 Remembered from a different perspective)
Sep 08, 2020
I Killed Fred Sanford
Sep 01, 2020
The Dollar Shave Club
Aug 25, 2020
Mrs. Ash and the DASH
Aug 18, 2020
Confessions of Bouncer
Aug 11, 2020
Dead Coyotes
Aug 04, 2020